Threedom - Threevisiting: Threedom Much?

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

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Freedom! It's called Freedom? Get with it, please. Freedom much? It's a bit random. Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane. Welcome to our special Christmas episode of Freedom. Today is the day where we exchange gifts. Yeah, it's Christmas in May.

Is it May? What month is this? I think it's April. The month right now is April. Yes. But when are people hearing this? But there are times when, sometimes I'm just like, I know it's not,

you know when like, you just know what it's not. Like you don't know that it's April, but you know it's not June. Like when I go to park on the street and like there's like a crazy sign that's like Thursday from 12 to two, I go, well, it's not Thursday. I don't know what day it is.

I don't know what time it is, but I know it's not Thursday. I don't know this feeling. It does sound very specific, but I don't know that I've ever experienced exactly that. Does anyone relate to me? It's okay if you don't. I mean, usually if it's Monday. I never said I was relatable.

Thank you, June. If it's Monday, if the sign says Monday, then I'll go like, I know it's not Monday. That's what I mean, yeah. I always know when it's not Monday. Yes, exactly. Thursday's a little tougher. Thursday you're not sure.

Yeah, but I know when it's Monday because I have the day before, as Scott said, I have had the Holy Sacrament of Confession. I have taken the Eucharist. And I have once again- And I've eaten a giant meal of lasagna. Yes, I love lasagna Sundays. You don't eat it on Monday like Garfield?

No, I eat it on Mondays like a real Garfield. So Garfield hated Mondays so much, but did he ever try eating the lasagna on Monday to make Monday better? He would have to eat the lasagna Mondays in order to feel normal, just to level out. But I said, what the fuck do you eat there? You mean to feel normal. Thank you. But why didn't he eat the shit?

It's like, you can make your day so much better. Why? I'm like, every day I wake up, I'm like, why didn't he do it? Because I'm like, why is it like that? Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, come on like, why didn't he do it? Cause I'm like, why is it like that? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm John because it's like, you literally don't have lasagna, you don't have a little box, you don't have a blanket. You don't have any of this shit without John. Does he hate John?

He kind of, well, he has contempt for him for sure. I just kind of took that as a given and I was like, I don't know. I don't know if he despises him, but he's not nice to him. Supported by the text. I don't think they're cuddling at night. The text, the sacred text. Yeah.

You don't think they're cuddling at night? I don't think so. I think he hates John, but he still cuddles with him. I think he probably goes like at his feet, maybe. He probably goes to his feet. Whatever gets you through the night. That's what he sings. It's all right.

It's Garfield. John Lennon wrote that about Garfield. That is a fact. He loved Garfield. 100%. John Lennon wrote that about Garfield. That is a fact. He loved Garfield. 100%. John Lennon loved the Funnies. He loved Marmaduke. He loved High and Lois.

Well, you know, he did get his most of his, if you've seen the documentary, he gets all of his inspiration from, inspo from comics. Who are the Beatles of the Funnies? Garfield obviously is John, because he's sarcastic. Oh wait, we're going to pluck characters from each, from different strips?

Different strips. Ringo is Dilbert. Wait, wait, wait. Ringo's Dilbert. You're going to put John, John from Garfield, not Garfield. No, Garfield is John Lennon. Oh, okay. Because he's sarcastic and he's biting and he's funny and he's like, you know, very musical

and he's written so many great songs. I mean, has there ever been a George in Pluggers? Pluggers? What? No one even knows that comment. Some people do. I think, I think one of the- Yeah, I can't argue with that.

Okay, right there. I think one of the cows from Far Side, who would they be? They would be... Why does one of the cows have to be in it? You're going backwards. It's like, shouldn't it be, you think of the beetle and then you think of the comic, but you're like... Beetle Bailey!

Okay. Is all of them. He's all of them. All the characters from Beetle Bailey are the Beetle. It's either Beetle Bailey is all of them. It's all of them. All the characters from Beetle Bailey are the Beetle. It's either, it's either Beetle Bailey is all of them. He is Ringo. But I think Dilbert's. Miss Hot Ass, what was her name?

Miss Hot Ass. The general secretary that he was always ogling. We got, Garfield is John Lennon, Dilbert is Ringo, and then who's left? Paul is. Funky Winker Bean. Yeah, Funky Winker Bean. What about Dagwood with the big sandwiches?

Is that George? Yeah, I think so. I think so. And no, he could be Brenda Star. Cause no one really, I mean like, I don't really think about Brenda Star. What about Prince Valiant? Who is he?

Cause he's got that similar haircut. Yeah, you know what? The Beatles owe a lot to Prince Valiant. They really do. You know what they should be, what is that comic where it's like, they're like the people who have sort of those hats with like tusks on them. Hagar the horrible.

There you go. Yeah. With what was his wife's name? I don't know. Yeah, me eitherH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H- Mary, you couldn't be further off. Okay, wait, can I just tell you? I typed in, Hagar, is it Hagar? Is that what you're umlaut over the A? Like the slacks. Okay, Hagar the Horrible's wife. People also ask, okay?

Oh, people also, what do they ask about Hagar the Horrible? Is Hagar still alive? What is a prickly seed case? What is his net worth? What is a prickly seed case? What is his net worth? What is a prickly seed case? What is before to poets? Who was the Shakespearean king? Can I go now crossword?

These are all crossword questions. Oh. So Hagar must also be a crossword question. Well, his wife. I see this is coming. Yeah, yeah. So are we to believe that the claim to fame of Hagar is just that they got into a bunch of crosswords

and that's like, no, that's it? That's the thing, man. All the searches are about crosswords, dude. There are so many people who are in crosswords all the time, like fucking Ken Olin constantly in crosswords just because of his fucking weird ass name. And I can't get in a single one. Well, cause you'd be the whole middle line.

Your name's too long. And you're asking too much if you want to be the whole middle line. Did you know that Ken Olin's name used to be Ken Loin? And it seemed a little too gross, and so he changed it. He anagramized it. To Ken Lyon? Oh, he missed that one. He went with Olin. That's too bad. He went with Lyon? Oh, he missed that one. He went with Olin. That's too bad.

He went with Lyon Ken. Lyon Ken. Donald Trump's nickname for him. Hey, what's up, everybody? Yeah. Then holding Ken Olin up to the sun. Lauren, I would love to see a new 30-something with you in the lead. I'd love that, absolutely, 100%.

But all the rest is the original cast members. Yep. And they're pretending to be 30. I would love that. I would love that so much. Actually, I just watched, well, maybe I shouldn't get into it, but I just watched Captain America Civil War for newcomers.

Whoa. And we saw Tom Holland as Spider-Man for the first time. And in the film. In the movie? Yep, uh-huh. And he was a moving image and talking and stuff. And he was a real teen, which I liked because I was just, you know, thinking about how people were cast,

often cast older to play younger. And he was only 18 or something when he filmed the movie. Oh, really? I didn't know that. He was just a teen toy. Or around that movie. Oh really, I didn't know that. He was just a teeny toy. Or around that age, that's what I've heard, yes. Around that age, so 23. When you guys were younger and you were on-

Yesterday? Yes, of course. When you were working together on Mr. Show and whatnot. And was there a time where you traveled together and you shared a hotel room? No, because we did not overlap on Mr. Show. Yeah, we did different seasons. Oh, I don't know that that's ever been said.

Different seasons just like the Richard Bachman. We have wanted people to guess it, nobody guessed it. And I guess I just spilled the beans now, Scott, sorry. Yeah, yeah, finally. Well, yeah, we had that big contest going on where people would be flown out business class with a friend. And they'd be flown-azed.

We would squirt them with flown-azed. Yeah, just all day. Up off the plane. All day. All day. And no one's won, so, and you've given it away, but that's okay. All right.

All the flown-azed has expired. I think the only time I had to share was for some reason, like the third year of South by Southwest, Matt Bronger couldn't find a hotel room, and I was like, just stay with me. That's the only time you've shared, I've shared eight billion times.

I think women do that more than men do. Oh, is that so? Because they like to rub up against each other. Maybe, maybe not. No, no, no, I've shared with actually men. Scott, they do each other's hair. Yeah. What's that, what?

What's that, what? What'd you say about my hair? Would you? I didn't, I wasn't talking about your hair, Mr. The World Revolves Around My Head. But is it, what do you think of it? Well, it looks really good under your hat. Oh!

We're both wearing hats. Wouldn't you put a hat on? I wish I did, because my hair looks like fucking ass. No, it does not. You can leave your hat on. You can! My lovely bride will often, she has a girls trip every year with a group of

women that she's friends with, and they will often share a hotel room. Oh yeah, well it's totally fun with your friends and Wild Horses, we, for many years we would share every time we traveled anywhere, but then we got to a point where we were like, you know what, it'd be really great if we didn't, just to have that space.

Yeah, I know. Poop and pee and do whatever you wish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We were talking about hotel rooms while I was in Austin for the last few days. Yeah, a, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We were talking about hotel rooms, while I was in Austin for the last few days. Yeah, a week ago. I was so happy that not only was there a door

on the bathroom in this hotel room, even though I'm there by myself. But there was also a mirror in the bathroom. No, this is one of the ones I shared with Aaron. There was no door on the bathroom. You can't. Even the shower and everything. I'm like, so if I was even here with a romantic partner,

I wouldn't necessarily want to have this all open. No, no, but I've wondered that, you know, like I've always gone there with Cool Up, but I've wondered that about a couple who was going away for the first time on a trip together, and suddenly they have a basically either a sliding door with slats or no door. It's like, what do you, you know,

do you have to schedule like, oh, I'm going to the restaurant for a second and then you go take a shit. I actually know a couple. I'm going to take a shit. I know a couple who were performers on a cruise and they shared a room, obviously they were a couple, but they didn't like to poop near each other.

So one of them, they would go poop in the public restrooms on the cruise instead of doing it on the cruise. Oh, that's even worse though. I know who you're talking about. I know. Who? Yes, I do. But then that means we might, I would be shocked.

Can I type it in the chat? Yeah, type it in. See it and see. Well, I can't even get the chat. By the way, after last week's debacle, I'm on my phone now. Yeah. It's great, it's going great. Cool, it's cool, Scott.

Is that who you're thinking of? You're a cool guy. Did you see it in the chat, Paul? No, I don't know who that is, but you know what? That is shocking. I have, I know the same thing about another couple. Type it in the chat. Type it in the chat, Paul. Type it in the chat. Type it in the chat. Type it in the chat. Type it in the chat, Paul.

Type it in the chat. Type it in the chat. Type it in the chat. There we go. Type it in the chat. I can't get my mouse to turn on and connect. Okay, there it goes. Oh my God.

All right. My computer is so far away from me when I do these. It is very far away from you. There are so many songs like that, that I think about that I learned. I can be lying. I learned in Sunday school that I just go through my head at random times all the time.

Do Your Ears Hang Low is one that I... Yeah. Did you guys ever sing that one? I did not know that one until I was an adult. I knew it as a child. And not as an adult? I knew it as a child. And not as an adult? And I've since forgotten it. Did someone hit you in the back of the head?

I've erased it from my memory. Yeah, but some of those songs are so weird. There was one about evolution that we sang at church, which was like, I'm not made of a monkey, a monkey's not made of me. Oh no! I'm not made of a monkey, a monkey's not made of me. Oh no!

The earth is just 5,000 years old. Dee dee dee dee dee dee. Oh, wait, I'm missing the chat. All you need to know is. Oh, you gotta get on the chat about the shit couple. You don't even know about who's pooping and where they're pooping. There's multiple people pooping in different places.

It's so fantastic. That's the thing is is there's poop everywhere. Oh, it's all over the, we're swimming in it. I mean, look, on a cruise ship, feces is abound. They're made of human shit and some dolphin shit. Wow, you really say that with such disdain. I like how you're saying that. Do dolphins shit out of the blowhole?

Everything goes out of the blowhole. Everything. Just in and out? In and out. We got food, we got water, we got shit, we got piss. Urine. What do they do with that mouth of theirs? And then of course the fluid of generation.

So when they wanna have a baby dolphin, they have to like get that hole right up against the lady and like, just take it, just take it. You know, we don't think that much about the amount of fish poop that's in the ocean when we're swimming in it. I remember seeing, like when I first learned that fish could shit, like friends had a- Yeah, when like a little-

Like our neighbors had- Nasty. Yeah, neighbors had a fish tank and like seeing that line of garbage made me sick to my stomach. It's honestly really disgusting and it's actually not okay. Lauren, are you going to dissuade your child from ever, you know how this is where I got my first goldfish, was like I won it at a carnival

and it seems like, oh yeah, awesome. And then it's the worst fucking pet. Are you going to say like, nah. No, no, no, she definitely needs to try to win a fish at the fair. What? Yeah. That's so fun. It's like a childhood moment.

I remember. You come home, you name it, it dies. It's a whole, it's a whole lesson. Circle of life. But I would get her fish for real. I had fish when I was little. I really enjoyed having fish. And it was fun to pick them out at the pet store. And I think that's a cute, and it's like a pretty easy pet.

The only problem is cleaning the tank, which I didn't, I don't think we ever did as a kid. You just let it get dirtier and dirtier until the fish dies and then you flush it all down the toilet. I know, my friend has a carnival fish that's been going on six years now. Ooh. I had my carnival fish.

Why is that gross? Scott, why are they the worst pets? a carnival fish that's been going on six years now. Ooh. I had my carnival fish. Why is that gross? Scott, why are they the worst pets? I need to know. My carnival fish, it had such a dirty bowl that it, while I was sleeping, it jumped out of the bowl and onto me. And it was like, kill me.

Aw, I loved you. It was trying to hug. No, it was trying to hug. It swung it out of the dirty hug. Please snuggle with me. They're just so gross and I still can smell that smell of the cleaning the tank and the shit and ugh. Imagine if there was such bad air pollution that you killed yourself.

Yeah, you just jumped off the earth. I'm gonna drown, I'm gonna drown. I'm gonna just jump into the ocean. Goodbye everyone, wee! This sucks. I wish you could jump off the earth. Do you think anyone's ever jumped off the earth? Do you think, hey, Let me so rad.

Do you think that if you ate helium, you jumped in the air and you'd go into space? Probably. There is that, what's the thing about jumping, like if the elevator starts plunging. Oh yeah, right before you hit the bottom. Oh I do that all the time. No, it's not for plunging.

It's like, well you can do it when you're, I mean it is for that, but you can do it as a fun thing to feel like you're flying for a second. When the elevator is coming to a, I mean maybe it's something that just works with your kid, but when the elevator is coming to a halt at the floor, right before it does, you go, you jump, and then you are basically in the air

for like an extra second. What? The thing I'm talking about is a thing where there's like an urban legend that if you- Mine's a thing too! No, Scott, I know the thing you're talking about. It was Lauren that interrupted it. I'm just sharing other information.

How dare you. How dare you? Lauren, I wanted to make sure that you didn't just gloss over my thing. And if you wanted to ask questions about it, you know, we're open to floor. I never would gloss over anything anyone says on the show. I don't want to skip ahead. So Lauren, here's the idea.

Here's the focal system of your elders. That if, let's say the elevator is, it snaps its cables and you're like, uh-oh. And then you know what floor you got on. You know what floor when the cable snapped. And so all you have to do is just like, guess the distance and the velocity. So it's like thunder to lightning

sort of count the second sort of situation. And then you get sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. And then you get to the bottom, like right before you get to the bottom, just jump in the air. And that's really supposed to stop the damage from breaking your bones and squishing into the size of a can of soup. Exactly.

But what is the physics about it? Like why would that work supposedly? Because you're not hitting the ground when the thing is hitting the ground. So it's like, you're not feeling the pressure of that. But you're still going to fall to the ground one millisecond later. And crash with the same force of that. Yes, you're also falling. I also wonder if you would even be able to jump given the velocity of a falling elevator. I'm sure you wouldn't. And by the way, you're so scared. You're not going, I got to jump in eight velocity of a falling elevator. And by the way, you're so scared.

You're not going, I gotta jump in eight, seven, six. No, no, no. I'm wetting my pants and I'm going, mommy, mommy, mommy. I love you. Although you're telling me though that this conversation wouldn't flash into your mind and you wouldn't just try it. Look, if it happened, I would definitely

have this flash in my mind and I'd definitely try it. If I tried it, and I'm not saying that I did, but I lived. Whoa. Okay. It's real. It's real and I tried it and I died and I did not die. And you died. Wow. I'm dead, guys.

Did you see that video of the guy who jumped out of the plane and his parachute didn't open and he caught up? Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel? Oh wait no, I'm talking about a different thing actually. No, the one that I saw was a guy who like, his friend was taping him falling to the ground like, oh yeah, I'm gonna tape you parachuting out of this airplane but the guy's chute didn't open.

And he fell on the ground and the guy taping him was like, holy shit, oh no, and runs up to him. And the guy gets up and is like, oh my God, oh my God, I can't believe it, I'm still alive. Oh my God, and he like gets up and walks away from him. It was crazy. That's insane. No, I saw the video, or not the video I saw, I picture of the fucking video, but this news story about this YouTube guy

who flew a small plane over some mountains and then he pretended it was malfunctioning and he jumped out of it filming himself. And then the plane just, he ditched it, it just fell into the fucking mountains. What? Yeah. But this was fake?

He did this? He faked it. The plane wasn't problematic. He had a... Ah! Full of problems. He had an aviation license and he did all the stuff of like, mayday, mayday, it's crashing and all that kind of stuff.

And then he parachuted out of it. Oh, I didn't know he did all of that. I think so. And then he parachuted out of it and videoed the whole thing for YouTube. And then they figured out later it was a stunt and he crashed the plane intentionally. And so they revoked his license.

Maybe he's gonna be arrested, I have no idea. He should be arrested because he could have hurt someone. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I mean, that plane could have crashed into Mount Rushmore. An old honest Abe could have knocked his beard off. Can you imagine? I think YouTube should demonetize his videos.

That's the real punishment. Like, he should be paying us to watch his videos. Yes, and he has to do, and there's got to be ads where it's just him apologizing. Yeah, to us, personally. And like you get to skip one ad, but then the second ad is like, guys, you can't skip this one. I really am sorry. Speaking of things that you have to tape for people, how's your cameo going? Oh my God, okay, wait. Are you living in your cameo going? We wanna- Oh my God, okay wait.

Are you living in a cameo mansion? We have to talk about this because cameo, last week we talked about how you were gonna join and you were gonna do your bit of saying whatever you want on cameo. And you were like, I'm only gonna charge $50. Right. I did say low ball.

I thought you should get more than that. I mean, I didn't wanna, I just had, it's all very new to me, and I looked at what some other people were charging, and I'm like, oh, well, yeah, that person has to charge that because otherwise they would be inundated with requests. Yeah. And so I started at 50, and then I was told,

I was told by my person at Cameo that I broke a record. Yes, it was off the freaking charts. I was told by my person at Cameo that I broke a record. Yes, it was off the freaking charts. Of dumbest person to ever join Cameo? Yes. They couldn't believe it. And I started crying. I will say, yeah, that's hurtful to hear. We don't have to get into the numbers, game of it all.

She set me up really good for it too. And then when she said, yeah, you're the dumbest person, I was like, oh man. Why did you call me at home? I'm busy. I was asleep. But there were so many people requesting you in a very short amount of time that cameo had you raise the price or they raised the price for you. Yeah.

They said you want us to raise the price. And I was like, yes. Yeah. Cause it's like so much to do. You'll never have time if you don't, you know, you have to kind of curb the. So now you're a slave to cameo where you have to do all these things. How many do you have to do?

I have to do, I think 260. Oh my God. That's so many. It's been one day. It's a lot. Wait, Paul, it's been one day. It's been a couple days. It's been a couple days.

Whatever, it's been two days. They have slowed down, obviously, since the price went up to $300. Well, because now it's at 300. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And still, there's some, most people get it, like what my format is. Some people are still asking for specific requests,

so I'm like, I'm waiting on those because I don't wanna like do them. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Because I mean, because I'm not gonna do it. I'm like, people are asking for specific voices or whatever, and it's like, I'm just not gonna do that. And I have a video that explains, here's what I'm gonna do.

But I think people just don't watch the videos, which why would you? But would you do the Werner Herzog voice right now for us? No, I will not do that. Come on, we love it. No, I keep- Century Boulevard, we love it. I keep those worlds separate.

I keep those worlds separate. I keep those worlds separate. I'm just Paul on this show. Just good old Paul from Philly. But the voice is so funny. No, I'd rather you did a character. It would make me happier probably. No, fuck. Please?

The voice is so good. Cause when you do the voice, it's so fun. No. Have you ever done the voice during sex? Yeah, where I sit in a chair, and then I turn around, and I say, yes. Oh, because you're a cuck? We're going to do it.

You made, yeah, I wait till I hear the noises of sex that I like. That my wife is having with someone else. And then when it sounds good to me, I turn around to see who it is. That sounds good to me. That sounds great to me. That sounds fun to me. That sounds great to me.

That sounds fun to me. That sounds neat to me. So what does Janie bought? A gun? Yeah, did she get a Gucci handbag? She bought a yacht. No. Janie's got a Gucci handbag.

That's too much. No. That's too much, Paul. It's too much. Where did she get the yacht? I'm really nervous for you. She got it at the mall. No, the yacht mall?

Yes, next to the- But that's a cheap yacht. That's not gonna be a good yacht. It's still expensive. Next to the store where you get a piano, there's a store that sells yachts. I mean cheaply made. Did she buy a piano for the yacht?

It's, I think it's like plywood. Janie's got a yacht. But it's seaworthy, seaworthy. Wow, well that's incredible, Paul. Great job on that. It's sponge worthy. Thank you. You're great. Paul's gonna be the next cameo superstar. trillionaire.

I don't think so. Hey, honestly? I honestly don't think so. Okay, fine, but it could still make a, you could still make a good amount. I mean, I'm happy to do that for sure. Yeah, I think everyone should pick on me. I just gotta knock out these 262 requests in the next five days and then I'm good.

So are you putting a timeframe on it? You're like, from this time to this time, I'm gonna do my cameos, then I'm gonna do my this, then my that. Kind of like, when I was in Austin, I was just kinda hanging out in the hotel and I would do them as much as I could, you know, and then take a little break. And it still wasn't enough.

It did not make much of a dent. So I don't know. I'm going to figure it out one way or another. Good. Okay. All right. Well, I'm going to buy 1000 of them. At $300 a pop?

Yeah. Scott, someone that we're both friends with bought one for you. What? No fucking way. That's funny. Put it in the chat. No, you have to wait until we get it. That's amazing.

That's good. I'm surprised you have not gotten it already. It was not Lauren. What if we give to the Magi cameos for each other? That would be so funny. My God. That would be so funny. My god. That would be so amazing.

That should be the story on a situation comedy. Honestly, the two people get each other the same cameos, fucking hilarious. They should do a skit on SNL. They should do one skit on SNL. For once. Who would skit on that? I think a Black Lady sketch show should do it. It should lampoon it and send it up.

They should do a spoof of that. What's another sketch show? Are there any? I think it's more of a Harvard lampoon idea. I don't know that there really are any right now besides the ones we've mentioned, a black lady sketch show, SNL, what else? Is Harvard lampoon still the-

Oh, I think you should leave, of course. I think you should leave, of course. I think you should leave. Could you imagine Tim Robinson with his trademark heightening of frustrations? Dude, he could really send it up. He could do a goof on that that would be for the ages. How do we get ahold of him?

If he did a skit on that where he had two people get the same cameo for each other and then they did that on the show, that'd be freaking bomb, dude. I mean, obviously we should be in it. Well, if they're casting, I'm available. We gave them the idea. Put us in it.

Please. Please, Tim. Please, Tim. Put us in the skit on that, Tim. We wanna be in the skit Tim. I'm gonna start begging for shit. You know what I wanna be, I wanna do is Taskbuster. Yeah.

Have you guys seen that show? Yeah, you wanna host it or you wanna be on it? No, I wanna be a contestant on it. Okay. What's that? It's this comedy game show in England. They did a season of it here, but it didn't take. Reggie hosted it.

That was a strange choice. Now that I've seen the original show, and of course, I watched the first episode of the American version, and you can so clearly see the difference between what they think the American attention span is versus anywhere else. Like they think we're just a bunch of dumb shits. Like we don't like charm. And we're not. We're not.

Most of us are, yes. But so what? Who cares? Fuck you. What, it's not enough for a thousand people to watch your TV show? Come on. Come on. Come on. So it's, Lauren, I think you would like it

because it's really fun, it's really funny. Basically it's five comedians have to complete all these odd tasks and they are varying degrees of challenging. They often will think of funny, clever workarounds for ways to achieve the tasks. And I've just been tearing, like after hearing about it for years

and people recommending it to me, I watched a bunch on YouTube and then got the seasons that I couldn't find off of iTunes, and I've just been tearing through and now I'm all caught up and I'm mad that I couldn't find off of iTunes and I've just been tearing through and now I'm all caught up and I'm mad that I don't have any left to watch. I wanna watch it. Yeah, it's really funny.

You should just make your own. Yeah, it's like when you run out of something, just make it up yourself. It's like fucking do a cameo for yourself about it. Yeah, everyone's like, oh no, there's no more seasons of Lost or whatever, just make your own. It's like, what are you waiting for, I guess, is kind of my question.

Yeah, that's a great point. The Tim's like, what are you waiting for, I guess, is kind of my question. Yeah, that's a great point. The Tim Robinson show, what are you waiting for? Yeah. Tim, put us on your show, what are you waiting for, please? The companion series, too, I think you should leave. What are you waiting for with your not leaving action? Why don't you go? What are you waiting for?

Oh, it's the prequel series, what are you waiting for? And then I think you should, no, it makes sense as the sequel. I think you should leave, what are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Oh, it's the prequel series. What are you waiting for? And then I think you should, no, it makes sense as the sequel. I think you should leave. What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Oh, good, he left. It's a triptych.

Triptych. Triptych. Simply the freshest. Triptych. That Lauren? Speaking of a triptych. Oh yeah, go ahead. The three of us have to take a break. Oh, bye. Bye. Let's take a trip titch of breaks.

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Okay. It never happens. Okay. It never happens. either. There are entire chapters you can listen to. Your next listen is out November 11th, wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back and Chevin just gave us some horrible news and the three of us are considering firing him. and the three of us are considering firing him. Chevin went ape shit on us just now and he literally was like, I have a recording in 30 minutes and I don't know how this is gonna work. And he started crying and he started screaming

and he was like, I am the host of the Zoom. This is kinda gonna fuck everything up. He's like, ah! Yeah, that's a good impression. He kept yelling how he was the host of the Zoom and they're like, no one was disputing that by the way. Yeah, no one wants to be the host of the Zoom. And they're like, no one was disputing that, by the way. Yeah, no one wants to be the host of the Zoom. But it's almost like he was trying to make it

like he was the host of this podcast. That meant he was in control of it or something. It was weird. Shit, wait, guys, do you think that he thinks when he hosts the Zoom, that makes him the host of the show? I think he doesn't understand what that means. Yeah, I think he might think that. I mean, we do give him all the money

from all the ads we sell. Yeah. Maybe we shouldn't have done that. He does do a transcription of everything we say, and then he imitates the three of us. And he puts out a separate show where he does all the voices. Called Me-dom.

No, that's the idea that he, no, he was showing it the whole time. No, but his show is called Me-dom. Me-dom. Me-dom! No, yeah, he's been doing it the whole time. I've never once heard my own voice on this recording. It's all Kevin.

If you guys knew what I actually sounded like, you'd be disgusted. I have a terrible voice. You'd be shocked. I have a terrible voice. I ain't talking like this. I talk like this. You're barking the entire time you talk.

I talk like the announcer lady from the TikToks and the Instagram videos. I don't know what that is. I... Why do I never know? Is that the generated voice or whatever? Play this sound for your baby and see if they don't dance. Do you remember when those candy colored Macs?

I hate it! Or even before the candy colored Macs, but the Macs that they bought at Mr. Show. Candy colored Macs. The candy colored Macs they bought it Mr. Show. What's a Max? They bought us all, or they rented all these. What's a Mac?

A Macintosh computer, my dear girl. I said, what's a Max? They rented all these computers. The restaurant from Save by the Bell. And we only used Final Draft on it, but. Yeah. But when we found out that there was a program on it where you could type something in

and make the computer say dirty words. This is fun. It was so fun. Absolutely. Of course, who doesn't love that? Piss, piss. Shit, well of course it was like Oregon Trail of course classic when you would put in people's names.

You know, you got to make up a name in the game and you could name your family and then you always put penis. Then at some point penis gets killed by a your family and then you always put penis. Then at some point penis gets killed by a snake bite and then it's like. I never played Oregon Trail. That was after my time and I'm not quite sure. It was just like a text game, right?

I mean it was, there were visuals. I know that you died of dysentery. Yeah, you could die of dysentery. So like you have your family and you have your covered wagon and you see like an image of that. And then like you, the wagon's trying to like do various things and you choose what it's gonna do. Is it gonna ford the river

or is it gonna cock the wheels or I don't know. There's different things that I just learned from the game. And then you watch it do the thing and either fails or it succeeds. And if you admit- Like all of us. And then some of the things might die and then you go hunting. And there's, that's always the fun part.

You get to use your little gun and you shoot the bison and there's squirrels and other little things that are worth less food points. And. Agreed. You kill as many as you can but then sometimes you shot too much, you can't carry it all. So you don't wanna be wasteful with your bullets.

And yeah and then at the end, you see your grave or you win, I don't recall ever succeeding, honestly. You see your grave. Isn't it crazy? Yeah. It's so crazy you can carry bullets and they're so light, but then the things they kill are so heavy. Yeah.

This is so deep, dude. You should write a book. Isn't it funny how Abraham Lincoln was our tallest president, but he's on such a tiny little coin? Fuck. Dude. Dude. Oh my God, dude, that's fucking... Isn't it insane how George Washington was three-dimensional and yet

on the dollar bill, he's just flat? It's like, what's that supposed to mean? I do think when I was a kid, I used to think that, okay, George Washington was the first president, so he was on the $1 bill. That means Abraham Lincoln was our fifth president because he's on five. I think I thought that too at one point, yeah. I think in some ways they should have done that. It makes more sense, like make a different bill

for every single president we have. Yeah, $16 bill. There'd be a $46 bill right now. I would love if there was a $16 bill. I think that just made me feel weird inside. How much is that, $16? Oh, good, I can give you your $16. I was a $16 bill. That just made me feel weird inside. How much is that? $16? Oh, good.

I can use your status. I want a $16 bill. And you were like legally obligated to carry every, and like one of each bill everywhere. Legally? Oh, God. That's lots. How much money would that be?

I mean, that's already- But if you spend a $16 bill, then you have to replenish a $16 bill? Yeah, but that's already $91 just with our two most recent presidents. But imagine way $135. Yeah. Imagine carrying like what? $51 bills. It takes up a lot of room. Yeah. So you shouldn't do that. I'm saying you should and you will. If I were president, this would be my first executive order.

If I were the king of the forest. What are you doing Scott? If I were the king of the forest. Do you know that song? Yeah, I do. But why were you, were you crushing my head on the screen? Because I'm getting New York Times text alerts that are right in front of your face and I wanna see you, Paul.

I'm crushing your head. Kids in the Hall are coming back, I'm very excited about that. What do you mean coming back? They have a new show? Yeah, on Amazon, I can't wait to see it. Do you ever think your episode of The Characters will ever come back and do another season?

Yeah, they're gonna just do another bunch of stuff on that. Do you think you'll have more episodes of Comedy Bang Bang the TV show? You know, it's such a weird company that I did it for. It would not surprise me if one day they were like, hey, you're coming back and they made me do it. And it also wouldn't surprise me if no one ever, if no one ever talked to me ever again from there.

Yeah. The head of the company or the head of the network just left and sent an email. Earth? Left Earth, yeah, she jumped off. Oh my God. She was like, it's too dirty here. or the head of the network just left and sent an email. Earth? Yeah, left Earth, yeah, she jumped off. Oh my God. She was like, it was too dirty here.

Oh, she did it! She did it, she's the first person to do it. And she sent everyone an email and I sent her back a nice email, but I was just so surprised. Because the one she sent was rude. She said he was rude. Because it was just like,

there's still people there who work there. There's still people there who work there. Um, there's still people. Duh. Now this company was Raytheon. Is that correct? Yeah. Halliburton. A lot of people don't know they made the comedy, TV show possible.

Do you know that there is one specific person I think of whenever I hear the name Halliburton who Haley Burton? I can't say it on the podcast. Oh, okay. But it was a joke that someone else we know made at the expense of this person. Oh, okay, put it in the chat. But I think of whatever her name is from One Tree Hill,

right, isn't her name Hayley Burton or something? I don't fucking know, dude. Lauren, stop yawning. I'm talking about something that would be of interest to you. I'm not yawning. It's the first time I've yawned. We can't call out yawns, we can't, guys. That's not fair. That's the first time,

and it's like, dude, I, I, I go, I go hard all day, dude. She does go hard all day with that goddamn baby. So why do you schedule these at the end of the day after you've gone so hard? Because I literally have no other time, and then I'm leaving town tomorrow, the crack of dawn. Shevin says it's Hillary Burton. Hmm.

That's too high again. So you were close, Scott. You were close. From what? From what? From one tree hill. Oh, I didn't watch that program. Nor did I. And she married to Negan from The Walking Dead.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan? Mm-hmm. I just saw a great clip from 7th Heaven. That rounds up celebrity couples for another episode of Freedom. I just saw a great clip from Seventh Heaven, which I used to watch a lot as a kid. There's an episode where the mom admits that she's... Like, the kids, I guess, smoked pot or got into it or something, and the mom admits she's smoked pot.

And she's like, she says it so dramatically, it's like the funniest thing ever. There's something I need to tell you. I knew somebody had to do something stupid. I was hoping it wouldn't the funniest thing ever. There's something I need to tell you. I knew somebody would do something stupid. I was hoping it wouldn't be anything this stupid. The thing is, the summer before I went off to college, I did a little experimenting myself. Experimenting?

Yeah, keep going. Talk slower. I'm trying to tell you before you come down on the kids. The music! I want you to know that I've smoked pot. I want you to know that I've smoked pot. He just stares at it. He is, oh my God. It's like she's in a fair.

They cut back and forth 5,000 times. Yeah, fine. Okay. I know, and I love that show. Like I didn't think, I don't think I loved it as much as my Dawson's Creek or whatever, but it was right before or after that. So you just kind of settle in for the night with one of those shows.

But that is the most ridiculous way of talking. I just can't imagine every topic they covered on that show with that, so they talked about it. It's so crazy. Do you remember, I hate to bring it back to currency, but do you remember when $2 bills were like exciting? Oh, well, they're still exciting to go. Thrilling to me.

I do receive them quite regularly because in my family it is a- Oh, it's a thing in the family. It's a thing where you guys collect. Oh, that's sweet. You know where I would get them all the time is Universal Studios parking. Anytime I would go to City Walk

and or go to a movie there at Universal Studios parking. Anytime I would go to City Walk and or go to a movie there at Universal Studios, they would give them as change because I think parking was like $18 or whatever. Right, they just had stacks of $2 bills. And they were just like, wow. I love that. It's so fun to give it out. I always, I'm afraid, I mean, I save them anyway,

but I wouldn't really wanna use them because I feel like people don't notice it when they're taking them. Like then I have to go, it's a two. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like I'm giving you something very rare and unique and special. And then some people would look at them and go like,

what am I supposed to do with this? I do think that because also, if you're working at a store, there's like a cash register that has holes, you know, for each dollar and they don't have a $2 hole. No, they don't. When I worked retail.

So put it where the 20s are. I put it with the ones. Or sometimes you put it under. I put it with the ones at the bottom of the ones. Yeah. Here's what I don't know. Because if you put it with the ones, Paul, the count will be off.

Not so loud. Paul, the count will be off. What a lot of people don't know is, in the cash register, you can lift the black part out and then underneath you can put flat things in there if you want. So like what kind of stuff? Oh like a two dollar bill for example,

or maybe if you ever got a hundred dollar bill, or let's say you got a note that said help help. What? Huh? What? Oh my God. Wait. I forgot to help that person.

Wait. Wait. It's so funny that I've had so many jobs Wait. I forgot to help that person. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. It's so funny that I've had so many jobs where they're like, oh yeah, put 20, like keep one 20 in the drawer and then put all the rest of the 20s underneath and into 50s or whatever.

Like at Earwolf? Like who is that ever fooled? At Earwolf? Yeah, at Earwolf basically. When you're a job at Earwolf, when you put. Yeah. When you're behind the register at Earwolf. That When you, when you're a job at Earwolf, when you put... Yeah. When you behind the register at Earwolf. That was your first job there, right? Yeah.

You worked... I worked my way up to podcast host. I started there as a greeter. Then I became a cashier. I sold merch. And ships. I'd basically just be taking Jason Manzoukas' money when he came in to pay to do the show. Hey!

Hey! Hey! This guy! Bye Scott. So there was a... No, I'm here. Uh oh. Our internet went out again. And so it's great that I am on the phone and Coolop is asking me if she can restart it.

Coolop! I'm saying I'm on the phone, so go ahead. There we go. Wow. I'mop. I'm saying I'm on the phone, so go ahead. There we go. Wow. And then I'm back. Do you do speed tests? My AV person comes by and does it. And yeah, so like right after they fix it,

by the way, they've been out hundreds of times in the past three months. They come out, they fix it. My AV guy does a speed test, goes, oh wow, you're getting 250 over whatever. And then they go away. Well, I'm sorry, that's your blood pressure. You need to calm down.

And then they go away and within six hours, it all slows down again. So yeah. The fuck. You need serious help. And do you use ethernet? Yeah. Wow.

Yeah, it's all fucked up. It's all, and they're the only place that does this area. So they have a monopoly on it. Yeah. And it was, the weirdest part is it was good for the first two years I lived here. I did Zooms, you know, the entire pandemic for Comedy Bang Bang. Loved them.

Crystal loved them. Had a blast. Loved being on Zoom. It was so great. It's the greatest time of my life. The best 20 years of my entire life. Can I just say the laughs I've had during the pandemic? Oh my God.

Oh my God. March 2020 was the greatest month ever. Absolutely. I miss quarantine a little bit. Yeah. I kind of. That was great. I loved the closeness.

I loved being the only person in the world. Do you remember like the first month of quarantine, you had to do so many zooms with people who were like, this is so weird. I don't get to see any of my friends again. And now it's like, we'd never do anyway. I know. Well, it's still, I mean, it's still, I feel like the world has shifted in a different way where, well, even now we're all home bodies now.

There's a lot of that. And then there's also like, now that the work is picking up or whatever, maybe it has been the whole time, everyone's on different paths with this, but that like you prioritize your time so differently. Like I feel like people aren't filling their day going thing to thing to thing.

It's like, you're kind of, I don't know. That's what it seems like my people in my world are doing. So they're doing their whole day from thing to not a thing? No, like it's more like they do fewer things during the day than they did before the pandemic where it was more like running around outside of your house. So it's not going from thing to not a thing then to a thing? I guess that is what I mean. Oh, okay. I have definitely, in the way that a fish grows to the size of its bowl, my energy level has shrunk to whatever it is that I have to do. So if I have to do one thing in a day, like one errand or one job or whatever, I'm exhausted afterwards. That's what you have the energy to do. And after that, like you can't do anything else.

Yeah. But if I have like four things. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You would do all those four things. Yeah. I would do all those four things. Then I would feel the same way as I did if I did one thing. Right, right.

So then you would say like, okay, we'll schedule five things a day and then you'll get more done. Yes. And now I'm gonna collapse. Lauren's holding her jaw so she doesn't yawn again. I yawned twice already. I'm not gonna yawn ever again.

That made me yawn, talking about yawns. Yeah, everyone listening is yawning. Hey, if you're not yawning, you're not paying attention. That's what my bumper sticker says. And I'm the one who was up at two in the morning till 5.30 or something. Why were you up at two? Just woke up, got out of bed.

Got out of bed, dragged a cold book across my head. At 2.30, weirdo. I better comb my hair. Very weird, just woke up and was like, well, I can't get back to sleep, so I did my wordle, sent it to you guys. How long do you think we're all gonna do Wordle for on the chain?

You're the one who wanted us to do it. Me too, I'm wondering how long's it gonna go. I don't know, I'm happy to keep sharing it. I think even if we don't share it, I'll still do it because I like to have the little brain exercise. Also, I enjoy posting to that text thread because a lot of times we don't have reasons to post to it. That's true.

Oh no, we've run out of things to say to each other, it's true. And it's nice to have this tenuous thread that keeps us all together. That keeps us thinking about each other. It's truly, it's like this routine in the morning where I'm like, I'm like, wordle, I gotta do my wordle. And then I have three chains that I send it to,

but I'm letting one of them slowly drop off. Me too. Wow. Wow. I only have the one with you guys. That's serious. Oh wow. I have three wordle chains as well.

And one of them is just sort of, it's becoming more sporadic, I think. Yeah. With the other people. I still send them faithfully. There's another, well, we started, we've said this a few times on our thread, but that framed game. Yeah.

Yeah. Here's what happened, because there's other people that I'm on a thread with that play it more, and then we realized that we were not all getting the same movie at the same time. Really? Yeah. And I'm like, I don't like this game that much anyway,

so goodbye. I don't like it either. That one kind of stressed me out and it was like, I feel like the reveals were, it'd be like the most random picture you've ever seen in your life. Yeah, it's like, say the movie's Batman, they show a picture of the Joker for the first one.

And it's like, come on, this is Batman, not the Joker. Like how am I ever gonna guess this? You know that's not Scott, you're being silly. Because what they would do for- I'm sorry, Paul, will you ever forgive me? Yes, of course, honey, I love you. But for the Batman, it would be like, a picture of a tree or whatever.

And it's like, well, I don't know what that is. And it's like, Batman's never buy a tree. Well, there was that one scene in Batman where Batman pulled over and pissed on the tree. Yes. He was like, Oh, I didn't time this out. Right. This is, this is further away than I thought.

Keep the car running. How'd he get his dick out? He had to take the whole thing off. Oh, that's like a woman in a jumpsuit. Yeah. So he's just naked next to a tree. Yeah, with all that fucking rubber suit just bunched up around his ankles.

Ew. Mortified. And if the pee gets in it, it's like so horrible. But he's still got the head part on. That's the Batman movie I wanna see. Yes, I wanna see Inconvenienced Batman. Enough with the fighting the Joker and all that kind of stuff.

Let's show him pissing by a tree with his pants around his ankle. Just in one Batman movie, can we see him put his eye makeup on please? With the brush or the whatever it is a sponge. I want to see what face he makes if he does like a Mascara or something It just once hey, I think I tweeted this once but I realized at a certain point that when I brushed my teeth, I raised my eyebrows. Uh huh.

Uh huh. And I was never aware of it. And then once I was aware of it, I stopped doing it. Oh. You can stop? You can stop. Anytime you want. I'm not addicted to it.

We'll be the judge of that. I lost my job because I kept raising my eyebrows when I brushed my teeth. My wife left me. Look, I think we should take a break. Speaking of leaving, yeah, we gotta take a break. Yeah, so God Almighty Kevin can go to his next more important show.

Meanwhile, we don't even know what we're gonna do. No, we don't. But we're going to come back and we'll, we'll have figured something out and we'll do a three-chair. I hope we will. We'll do it on our own because God knows Kevin's not going to help. Yeah. All right.

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I'm so nice that he recorded that shot. That was so nice. That's so nice. This is Sly's favorite game. It's called French Toast. We've played it once before. Yes. And here's how it works.

It's submitted by Gina Mae Den. One player is the clue giver and thinks of something that the other players will guess at. For example, Mount Rushmore or Ghostbusters or a chocolate bar. It could be anything in the world. The rest of the players in no particular order. But it should be Ghostbusters.

Yeah, or Mount Rushmore or Ghostbusters. Yeah. The rest of the players in no particular order. But it should be Ghostbusters. Yeah, or Mount Rushmore or Ghostbusters. Yeah. The rest of the players in no particular order ask the clue giver comparative questions in the form of is it more like X or more like Y? And the clue giver must to the best of their ability choose the X or the Y that it's more like. So in the first question of the game

it has to be French toast. So in all subsequent questions, X is whatever the clue giver said was more like the answer. For example, if question one is, is it more like French toast or bass fishing? And the clue giver said was more like the answer. For example, if question one is, is it more like French toast or bass fishing? And the clue giver says it's more like bass fishing, the next question must begin with, is it more like bass fishing or blank?

And the game ends when someone offers a guess and guesses correctly. I got wild horses into this and we had so much fun. We did it before our show recently and we got addicted. We loved it. And there's also a fun spin on it, which maybe we could try another time, where you basically, you think of a celebrity

and then the other people ask questions like, what food would they be? What shoe would they be? What, you know, it's like, and you just kind of start putting together and it's really, really fun. Right. Okay, so- We'll try that putting together and it's really, really fun. Right. Okay, so.

We'll try that one sometime, but not now. Not now. Uh-uh. Okay, so who wants to think of the thing? I will think of the thing. Okay, when you're ready, tell us. Yes, let me go into my mind palace. He's going, wow, look at him.

He's getting smaller. Look at him go.. He's getting smaller. Look at him go. But Larry's getting larger. Leon, but Leon's getting larger. I've only seen that just nine months ago, so I can't remember. That guy was so fucking funny. That guy's so funny. Johnny.

Okay. Okay. Go ahead, Lauren. Is it more like French toast or a flower? More like a flower. Is it more like a flower or more like a car? More like a flower. Is it more like a flower or more like an umbrella?

More like an umbrella. Is it more like an umbrella or more like an umbrella? More like an umbrella. Is it more like an umbrella or more like a jacket? More like a jacket. Is it more like a jacket or more like a raincoat? More like a raincoat. Is it more like a raincoat or more like a pea coat? More like a raincoat. Is it more like a raincoat or more like a wetsuit?

More like a raincoat. More like a raincoat. More like a raincoat. More like a raincoat. Belegged. Belegged. Is it more like belegged up? Is it more like a raincoat or more like a trench coat? Very slim distinction, I feel like.

Yeah, well, one is used for weather. I'm gonna say more like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a blanket? more like a trench coat. It's more like a trench coat or more like a blanket? More like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a three-piece suit? More like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a sweatshirt? More like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a private-eyes magnifying glass? More like a trench coat or more like a private eyes magnifying glass? More like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a boa, like a feather boa? More like a trench coat. Is it more like a... I'm trying to think of anything else like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more... Like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat? Like a trench coat.

Touch for the very first time. Trench coat or more like, oh, more like a, more like a trench coat or more like a bathrobe. More like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a briefcase? More like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a briefcase? More like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a smoking jacket?

More like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a blazer? More like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a house coat? More like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a housecoat? Um, more like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a, um, what do you call it? Like a tuxedo jacket? Yeah.

Oh, more like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or more? Word is ceasing to have meaning. I know. More like a, I'm trying to think of any other outerwear. More like a blazer. I don't know, Paul. There you said that. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a parka? More like a trench coat.

I'm just going to rapid fire. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a zipper hoodie? More like a trench coat, I think. Is it a trench coat? No, I would have said that and ended this. Is it more like a coat or more like, is it more like a trench coat or more like a table? You know what I mean? Like, are we talking, are we in the completely wrong?

No, you're just staying within one narrow groove. It is more like a trench coat than a table. Okay. Is it more like a trench coat or more like a dress? More like a trench coat. Is it more like a trench coat or a jean jacket? Maybe it's not clothing. I'm gonna say more like a jean jacket.

I think it is. Okay. Is it more like a jean jacket or more like a Monopoly game? More like a jean jacket. Is it more like a jean jacket or like a windbreaker? More like a jean jacket or more like a monopoly game? More like a jean jacket. Is it more like a jean jacket or like a windbreaker? More like a jean jacket. Is it more like a jean jacket or more like blue jean pants? Given those two, I would say more like a jean jacket.

Is it more like a jean jacket or is it more like a members only jacket? It's more like a jean jacket. Is it more like a jean jacket or more like a members only jacket? It's more like a jean jacket. Is it more like a jean jacket or more like a horse? It's more like a jean jacket. But it could be like a horse? I don't think we're talking. Your word is not mine.

Is it more like a jean jacket or is it more like a fur coat? It's more like a jean jacket. Is it more like a jean jacket or more like a six shooter? Ooh, more like a jean jacket or more like a six shooter? Ooh, more like a jean jacket. Is it more like a jean jacket or more like chaps? More like chaps.

Is it more like chaps or more like a ball gag? I beg your pardon? It's more like chaps. Which of the things that you own would you say? I wasn't looking around the room. Is it more like chaps? Kaiser Sosa. Or is it more like a suede jacket with fringe?

More like a suede jacket with fringe. Is it more like a suede jacket with fringe or more like a cowboy hat? It's a cowboy hat. Yes. Fuck. Chaps was a great guess then. Wait, you get the credit?

I'm the one who guessed it. How'd you get there, buddy? I also almost asked if it was more like a hat at one point and I didn't. Oh, I was begging for someone to say it was more like a hat. Well, because I thought we decided it was definitely a jacket. I thought I would say it was more like a hat at one point and I didn't. Oh, I was begging for someone to say it. I did, it was more like a hat. Well, because I thought we decided it was definitely a jacket. I thought I would say it was more like a hat and I didn't. I know, isn't that crazy?

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Sorry about that. Who was that guy? Someone took your place for a minute. Yeah. That little crab. And we liked him better. Why did that crab do that?