Threedom - Threevisiting: Titanic 3

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul & Lauren discuss gossip and shirt buttons. Later, they answer a listener's question about creating their own amusement park and play In The Manner of the Word.  Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Listen ad-free and unlock bi-weekly THREEMIUMS on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/merchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf. Shia. Give me a shine. Give me a shine. Shia, we have a piece of that buff. Give me a shine. Give me a shine. Give me a shine. Hi, everyone. Why did you look at me?

When you, give me a shine. Because I felt you looking at me. We're all looking at you because you're on your phone. I look at you all the time. I'm looking for this, this picture of me and Loki, my dear friend. Oh yeah. Oh, from Disneyland?

Yes, I met Loki. Or from my dear friend. I met from Disneyland? Yes, I met Loki. Or from my dear friend. I met Loki. How's Loki these days? Because, you know, his season ended on a bit of a cliffhanger. Did you guys have a chance to catch up? We didn't watch Loki this show.

We did not. Oh. But you knew who he was, because it's him. We are speaking of my podcast newcomers, in case you're unfamiliar. I knew who he was because I've seen him in many films, such as Thor. I've seen him on the Great White Way.

And I screamed his name, Loki, please take a picture with me, I'm a loser. Now, was he in character? Did he say Loki stuff to you? He did, and I was taking this photo with him. What Loki stuff did he say? He was like, hi, I'm Loki. He's like, I'm Loki hungry right now.

I took a picture with him. I don't know what he said initially. He kind of was just speaking in the general lingo. And then I was- Marvel superheroes. I was so excited. And then I thought, actually, I'm standing here with two children

who probably should be taking a photo with him. Make sure you stay for the credits. So I said to my nephews, hey guys, do you want to take a picture with Loki? And then one of them said no, and one of them said yes. And he's like, one for two. I was like, something sort of that. I like that.

And then I forced them both to be in it. One for two. And then they both were in it. Wow. Yeah, great story. Great shit. Loki. I liked it. I liked it. But I got to meet Loki and I saw Dr. Strange.

I got to meet Loki. You just saw Dr. Strange, you didn't get to meet him. I liked it. But I got to meet Loki and I saw Dr. Strange. I got to meet Loki. You just saw Dr. Strange, you didn't get to meet him. I didn't speak to him. We watched it in my backyard and didn't invite you, to be honest. That's fine. Well, to be quite clear, you were not there. I probably wouldn't have come. You wouldn't have come.

I don't wanna watch that. You don't wanna watch it? Not at this time. I feel like I need to get through my Marvel work for my podcast and then maybe I'll watch him for fun later, but I'm not adding him in now. It's unfortunate when you're doing a movie podcast when it feels like work Yeah, because because you should be watching them for fun for sure And I think that that's true pain. I'm excited to be done with this season Only because it means I don't have to watch anything for quote unquote work anymore. Oh really, okay.

I like watching this for fun. Yes, well I've taken to now, because I've been watching so many shitty movies, although some good ones, I now am forcing myself to watch like legitimately good films instead of just like when I have a break, oh, let me watch something for fun. That's just, that could be bad or whatever.

I'm like, no, I should be watching something good because when I'm doing it for work. Time is running out. A dog's purpose. You have to, you want to fill your brain with the goods. Well, like something, something. FFB with the G. Well, cause like I watch.

Something that I'm not, not maybe feeling of like, oh God, this is going to feel like work, like a French. No, because like I want. Something that I'm not maybe feeling of like, oh God, this is gonna feel like work, like a French. No, for sure. You know what I mean? Like I'll force myself to do it because. Is there anything that feels more like a day at a factory than a French film?

My God. We're so elite. We are the elite. We're not really. We're edible. I don't care. I don't care.. I don't care Lauren I'm looking at your water bottle. Yeah, and there's two fruits. It looks like cherries, but they're not the color of cherries

maybe they're apples two fruits and Okay, two scoops What's that? Do homework to figure out what it's like a riddle. Yeah, What do you golem? I know about that. I know you do. So it's it's two perhaps apples, an orange one and a green one. I wouldn't say so. They look like cherries. What would you say? They're cherries. OK, there are cherries, but I've never seen cherries that color.

Unripened, unripened. OK. And one says look and one says me. Yeah. Now, what that means. So I got this sticker at a store in Tokyo called B-side label where they sell amazing stickers. These are all from there. And I love them so much. It's the most fun store ever.

And these are all stickers that you put onto a water bottle. Yeah. So is the, let me ask, there's one. This is Mike's water bottle to be clear. These are all stickers that you put onto a water bottle. Yeah. So is the, let me ask, there's one- This is Mike's water bottle to be clear. These are his choices. What if he's looking for that in the hat bin? California state law, 50-50. If you guys got divorced-

It's my right to use it. That's right. If you guys got divorced, and I hope you don't, let me just say that. I hope we don't too. But to be honest, it's about 50-50 whether you will or not. Sure. But if you were to get divorced- So it could happen to you, it could happen to you.

Yeah. 50-50. I'd be shocked. Would you take that, would you say like, look, I got these stickers, I want the bottle. This bottle, I would let him keep. Really, even with the stickers that you like so much? It's a good bottle, I wanna take care of him.

Even though we're getting divorced, I think he should have a nice ice water Practices the rice method rice ice see The cat says goofing around these are gray stickers, but do you know of this Instagram account called good shirts? No, it is literally just photos of funny t-shirts. Really? And I gotta say, they are good. We had to, for the Between Two Furnace movie, Ryan's sort of costume choice

was that he would always be wearing t-shirts. Yeah. But you know- What are they called? T-shirts? What's this? Good t-shirts. Good shirts. Good know, they called T-shirts. What's the good T-shirts? Good shirt. Good shirt is the name of the account. But we couldn't we couldn't do like real T-shirts because they're all copyrighted.

So we we made them ourselves. This is fun. But the the real trick was not making them too funny. We were like, it has to be just so you can still watch the scene and not be. Yeah, not be like, why is this, or laughing at what his shirt says. So it was like, we, it is interesting like how just odd the shirts are in that.

Yeah, I feel like they're like. I have to go back and watch it as the shirt cut. Yeah. But I can't even remember any examples, but it was just. I can't remember them either. But they were just like not funny, but not. I remember one there was a big picture of a peanut and then I need to say peanut store.

And I remember when there's a picture. But that's the kind of thing that it would be. That's actually a good shirt. Yeah, I would. Hey, let's make three of them. You have store shirts, peanut store, peanut store. Such a good inside joke from Freedom. Only Freedom heads. Classic.

I feel like you're against us. What? Why do you not like us anymore? That's such, no, just right now at this moment. Okay, good. What happened? What happened, I got pissed. Because I finally realized.

This peanut store isn't big enough for the three of us. There's only room for one person. Well, let's get rid of one peanut. So on the front, picture of a peanut, underneath peanut store, on the back, this peanut store isn't big enough for the three of us. This peanut store isn't big enough for the three of us. I think it should be a picture of a peanut,

and then it should say penis store. No. No, that's too funny. P-E-A-N-U-S. Too funny. Come on. Yeah, that's what the problem is. P-E-'s too funny and US too funny. Come on. Yeah, that's what the problem is. P.A. and US. Be this this shit is penis.

P.A. and US. Oh, welcome to freedom. I'm Paul. We never said that. We didn't say last episode either. We did. Scott did. Did you always get freedom? We didn't say we were. I'm Scott. Well, we never said that. I'm Lauren. We didn't say last episode either. No, we did. Scott did. Did you? I don't remember. We said welcome to Freedom, but we didn't say who we were. I have my feet up.

He did. I really remember it. Because I'm trying to air. I really remember it. You're trying to help your little leg out. I'm trying to air. I'm trying to air. Oh, you're up to air. Yeah. I'm still on rice. I'm eating rice. So you've done rest.

I've done rest. You haven't. You skipped ice. I, today I skipped ice, but I'll go home and ice. Let's see. Constrictions. You skipped that and you just went to elevates. You basically. I'm going right to elevates. You don't have to do them in order. R.E. Oh, it's probably better. I thought you had to do them in order.

So what's everyone's deal? I am constricting them. We got our legs up on the table. This is relaxed. Hey, this is a relaxing episode of Freedom. I love it. Only listen to this. Don't listen to it on Thursday. I absolutely love it.

What I like about our show is it's relaxed, it's conversational, we're just shooting the breeze, and we're three people who know each other. Meanwhile, Kevin, like a sneak, is trying to take pictures of our legs. Kevin, like a sneak. There's a shadow of a microphone stand over Kevin's face through the window,

and it looked like he had a top knot. And I was like, when did he put his hair up? And I was like, what did he get long hair? Grown up hair for this top knot. Oh my god. I was so surprised. It was so did you think it was sexy though? I think they think whether things are sexier now with people I'm working with So anyone you're not working with you're constantly judging if they're sexy. I do allow that to enter the conversation. Yeah. Here's a question. Speaking of something that I just reminded myself of.

Rod Stewart famously has had the same haircut for all of them. Odd. Yeah, it's sort of like a feathery like it's kind of. You know, you know, it looks like it kind of looks like the puppet from Mr. Rogers. Yeah, madam, whatever. Tussauds? No. What's her name? You don't know what I'm talking about?

Well, there's Lady Elaine Fairchild. That's who I mean. Yes. But then, she was the scary one, right? Lady Elaine? He sort of looks like Lady Elaine. That's probably what I mean more than anything. Because the shirt or the hair of Lady Elaine.

I never thought about it. His hair is sort of like that. Yeah, absolutely. It's not like that. How do you describe this haircut? Because it's like he has bangs coming down, but then the back is sort of sticking up. I would call it a double mullet. Yeah.

A double mullet. All the way? Bangs in the front. What does this mean? Feathers in the back. Huh. I'd call it a feathery lift. I'd call it a Burt's Bees.

What if he started? Burt's Bees? I'd call it a Burt's Bees. Rod Stewart and his famous Burt's Bees haircut will be coming to town. You know what it just started writing me out? Rod Stewart from Hamster lore. When I first moved to LA. No, I'm telling you, I'm telling you that I heard

it as Rod Stewart when I was a kid. The kids in your neighborhood were double dipping and they should. Sorry. Can I just tell you a story about Burt's Bees? Yeah, of course. When I first moved to L.A., I got I had some friends through Story Pirates, the theater company I was part of, and I they I got an offer to do like a day job, a one day job that would pay like, I don't know,

it must've been a few hundred dollars because I feel like it was pretty exciting. And the job was a Burt's Bees sponsored sort of thing where we went to the beach. Burt's Beach? I think we were in Venice Beach possibly. And we- Did you see a muscle man?

I saw a bunch. Was Arnold Schwarzenegger still there? Well, I couldn't roll my tongue back in, so I couldn't even do the job. Did you see an old lady on a skateboard? Definitely. So we had to wear Burtby's beards that were made of yarn. Okay.

And we had to wear like a yellow cap and like a t-shirt. And then we were riding these bikes that were stationary bikes that made smoothies, you know, like when you ride. And then they made smoothies like you had to pedal and then activate the thing. Yes. And then handing those smoothies out and then handing out Burt's Bees lip balms and things to people as some sort of promotional thing. So you're like the Burt's Bees girls, but you wore beards to sort of like tamp down the, hey, we're not sexy, we're-

Wait, are there Burt's Bees girls? Well, it's like the Budweiser girls who like, sure. It was really hot and I think people were really excited. They were attracted to us, I mean, the temperature. I never called the temperature. I think they were sexually attracted. But it was super hot. We were all really sexy and it was men and women and it was a memorable day.

And one reason I remember it very well is that I pocketed like 10 Burt's Bees chapsticks and have been using them for years. I probably still have them. Wow. I probably do. I thought you were gonna say you pocketed money that you charged.

Like you were like, oh, these smoothies are a dollar. And then you. No, no, I never cheat. No, no, no, no, no. Hmm. Other than stealing. Our hearts. Uh-huh, I've done it. And cheating on Mike.

Yeah. Yeah. Guess I gotta admit it. I guess I'll admit it right here. Oh my God, she admitted. I cheat on my husband all the time. Oh my admit it right here. Oh my God, she admitted it. I cheat on my husband all the time. Oh my God, she admitted it. Oh my God, she admitted it.

Isn't it always insane when you find out someone did that? It's all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I know the person that we're talking about. Who are we talking about? The most famous example. I don't know. I don't know what to say. The most famous example. Well, it's not immediately clear to me.

Of people that we know, you mean? Yeah, I mean, you know. No I don't. Do I know this person? I don't know. Oh boo. I don't know, we'll talk about it during the break. It's not like we won't tell you.

Yeah. I know, but it's not, I like to already know when people are being disgusting. I don't know anything about anyone's personal life. Someone was asking me for gossip the other day. Do I have any? Ow! There's somebody who asked me for, no, not again.

Stop moving it! I know. I have somebody who asked me for gossip. Oh really? I don't have any. I never ask people for gossip, but I feel like I should. We also don't know each other that well, and it's like, I don't know.

That's risky. That's risky. Yeah. You don't know what you're. Well, it's risky, but it's also, if I have gossip, I would have to explain who the people are, which is not fun gossip. Although, that being said,

I've been binging a podcast called Normal Gossip. Oh, yes, yes, yes. And it's very enjoyable. It's literally people call, well, the woman host has a guest, and then the host reads a story that has been submitted that is just gossip, a gossip story submitted, so you could literally write in and tell the whole story,

then she'll read it out loud, and then the guest kind of like says what they should do, what she thinks, what the guest thinks they would do, whatever, and it's very, very fun. It's a really good listen. And one thing I'm surprised by is that a lot of times there's no resolution because it's just a story that is secondhand or thirdhand,

but you still feel like it was fun to listen to because it's like, you got a good juicy little story. Juicy tit. And as it goes along, juicy tit? Tid. And as it goes along, you're thinking, what would I do? Oh my God, this is so annoying. You just imagine it all happening.

It's very fun. Well, this person said, okay, we were we were getting dinner, because we were awake. You were cheating on Cool Up. We were awake from our bedtime. We were getting dinner and they were like, okay, for tomorrow, think about it, take a day and think about it and bring back some juicy gossip.

What? So this is like a homework assignment. No. Here's the other thing. This is a friend of Cool Up's. Cool Up tells her all the gossip. Right. Cool Up knows the gossip. I don't know the gossip. Yeah. So I really wrecked my brains

and all I had was something pleasant that someone did. What? What? That's very kind. I was like, this person had some good news recently. And... Did you do it in a salacious voice though? I've got to tell you something really crazy.

I had nothing, because I don't know any. Someone tell me some gossip out there. Yeah, I mean, you should listen to normal gossip. Yeah, but who cares? Right. I mean, I do understand the appeal of that, because it's like, every once in a while, I see that on Instagram.

Solomon Georgio would do it a lot. Oh, because his podcast also is similar. But the guest is sharing gossip from their hometown. Yes. But just seeing that like there was this guy who worked at my mom's bank who did whatever, it is kind of fun. I think it was fun because there's something very funny about the normalcy of it.

It's just kind of how relatable it all is. Everyone has heard a story like this in their life. Every once in a while, someone that we know, like there'll be big, huge, breaking, like, earth shattering moments. That's when it's fucking crazy. That's when it goes. And that's the kind that this person was asking me for.

And I was like, I had nothing. You would have already said it if there was. Oh, this person wanted Hollywood gossip? No, no, wanted gossip about people we knew. Jesus. You would know if there was something. I don't like that. Yeah, and Cool Up would have told them.

Yeah. Yeah. But the idea of like, no, I really want you to think about this. No, I really, yeah. Once I think about my desk tomorrow. I was grass-mated straws. I had nothing.

I don't ask for gossip, but I feel like the good stuff finds me when it happens. Yeah, because you're a willing receptacle for this. I'm a receptacle. I'm kind of divided on- Cum dumpster is what that's- Oh, Jesus. Reminds me of the street called Cumston in North Hollywood, the worst street name ever. Worst. Cumston checks in.

Yes, Paul? Cumston checks in. Yes, Paul? Cumston checks out. I am dev... Oh, yeah. Sequel? Cumston extends his stay by two days. Because his plan's changed. Cumston gets a meal voucher

because his flight was canceled. Cumston. I'm divided on gossip because obviously if it's something that's kind of salacious about people that it's sort of removed from you, like it's not like a friend of yours, you know, but it's somebody that's maybe on the outer edge of your soul.

Yeah, like that's fun. Yeah, somebody, honestly, somebody you don't care about. It feels harmless. Yes. Yeah. But I've had it where somebody started to tell me something and I've stopped them. I was like, you know what? I don't want that in my head.

Yeah. I don't want to know that about this person. Because I'm close to this person. I just don't. That was the thing about you. Or sometimes it seems like, like I've had people tell me things that are so personal that it's like, I understand that in the context of this story, this person is bad or whatever,

but it's like, now you're telling me something that is absolutely none of my business and I don't wanna know. That's how I would feel about people's dating situations too. Like if two people I know dated for a while then they would break up and one would complain about. I would be like, I, you know what? I don't really care.

I don't, because people break up, people, you know, it has to cross into a level of like, oh, this person like majorly did a wrong thing or something illegal or something like that for me to like want to hear that kind of stuff. Well, I do think that's tricky because it becomes kind of a gray area where you're like, so does that mean I'm not supposed to be friends with that person

anymore? Because you told me this negative thing about how they were in your relationship. Yeah, and sometimes it feels like it's an active campaign. We had somebody that we knew, two friends that like brief, so briefly hooked up, like it was a matter of like a week or something, right? And then after it was over, it was pretty hot. A week man, that's perfect. They were fucking for a week. I mean, it's a great amount of time to do it.

But after it was over, one of them was Friday night probably. Yeah, well if the week starts on Sunday. Yeah, they wait until Friday. Yeah, and then do Saturday, and then it's over. One of them was trying to kind of get us to not like the other one. It's like, that's not going to happen. And it felt like the very lead was, you are actually wrong. Yeah, well that's always...

Sometimes someone that I... Two people are dating and one person I don't know well, and one I do know well, and the one who I- This is like four people now? Mm-hmm. The one I don't know well. There's someone you don't know well, there's someone you do know well,

there's someone you wish you knew well, and there's someone you don't know well. Oh, these are the people that you mean in life. There's one you know well, there's one you don't know well. Some you do not know well, some you do know well. Oh, okay, I see the difference up there. So like, good friend, good friends. Good Friend's partner that I don't- Good Friend's partner that I don't really know all that well

tries to like, Jack Bauer. He big hit. Good Friend's partner. How could he ever date? He's like 24 hours a day, he's out there fighting terrorists. Jack Bauer, 24, he big hit. So Good Friend's partner, they'll break up and then Good Friends partner will try to like,

say like, hey, you're on my side about this. Right. And even if my good friend is in the wrong, it's like, no, I don't know you. I know. Yeah. Yeah, I find it odd though, sometimes where there's a breakup

and then people you know do stay in contact with that person almost more than they did before. Like you'll find that you go, oh, so I guess none of that landed. What's up? See, I think it's kind of funny. I think it's kind of sad. The dreams of which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. So that's me. So what we're trying to say out there is don't gossip. So you weren't going to say anything. No, I had nothing to add. Don't gossip.

And if you know two people who are breaking up, just let people fuck and have fun and then break up. And it's like, who needs to judge anyone? If you know two people who are breaking up, let them fucking have fun. If you're out there having the summer of your life, fucking around, do whatever you want, live it up. And now the next song goes out to Kimberly on the West Coast.

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and we're back oh my god during the break we got all the gossip that we can't say. And it was so juicy that Kevin leaves it in instead of putting in an ad, I'm gonna be so pissed. Oh no, Kevin's so juicy. We don't really have ads, do we? Well, yeah. Sometimes. The things we advertise, by the way, we're gossiping about. Yeah.

It's coded in there. Yeah, oh, there's gossip mixed into all the ads. What happened to Lisa mattresses? What happened to them? I haven't seen high nor hair of them. I mean, they used to be, I used to, I used to have the name Lisa in my mouth every day. I used to forget to talk about them on tour

and Lauren would have to bring it up. And I go, oh, I think you're thinking of your friend Lisa right now. Is that not the case? Oh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Are you excited for tour? Everyone should be buying tickets. Is it sold out yet?

Uh, some shows are just about sold out, but yeah, I mean, get on there and get your tickets. Are we about to go? I don't even know when this comes out. No, but I'm just saying now is a good time to buy them. We're about, I think maybe it starts next week as far as whenever this one is coming out, or maybe we're in the middle of it, but yeah. Maybe, who knows? Oh, we might be in the middle of the tour?

We might be in the middle of it when this is released. Might be in the middle of it. But in any case, we're Snapchatting. Might be in the middle of it. Might be in the middle of it. We're Snapchatting. Aw, such good times. Have to remember to bring that back.

I'll be sad to not be there. Lauren, we're gonna miss you. We had such fun when it was. It's not gonna be the same. It's not gonna be the same. It's gonna be different in a better way. Yeah, I guess that's true. It's gonna be great is what I mean.

Yeah, that's true. No, I really am gonna miss you on the tour. Me too. I'm shooting a movie in August, so I won't be there to explain. Yeah. And the movie is the Comedy Bang Bang tour movie, so that's weird. That's really strange. Yeah, I'm just is the comedy bang bang tour movie. So that's weird. That's really. Yeah, I'm I'm just making up my own story

and kind of I got guys to fill in to play. You guys I think you'll be happy. We should ask playing me. I think it's just like he's like an unknown, but he looks like more unknown than me. How's that possible? Yeah, he's anonymous. He doesn't have a name.

He's anonymous with the V for Vendetta Act. Oh my God. The most actor chooses to go by anonymous. And you're playing me and then somebody else is playing you. Yeah, I do a really good you impression. And then the me is played by Kristen Schall and Chelsea Preti combined. They're switching off scenes or they?

They're kind of CGI-ing like an amalgamation of their faces. Oh, okay. An incredible amalgamation. It's an incredible amalgamation, that's what it's called. Wow. I like that. Yeah. I like that a lot. An incredible amalgamation colon, the CBB Tour 2022. Where's this gonna stream?

Up your asshole, I think. Okay, great. Like a bidet. Great. Is that a stream? A stream as far as I'm concerned, has to be. I think a stream goes down. What would you call it? A forceful gush.

If you're if you're spraying a hose and you turn it towards the sky, it's still a stream. No. What do you call it then? And a front tree to God. Oh, shit. God doesn't want to be wet. Maybe he does. And that's why he invented hoses. You think he invented hoses?

He put them there to test us like dinosaur bones. Every invention that man creates. Let's see if these guys will spray me. Wow. Why isn't anyone spraying me? Hoses are powerful. Your hose too short to spray on God. Is it possible? Oh, is that powerful? Your hose too short to spray on God. Is it possible?

Oh, Lauren. Oh, Paul. Oh, Scott. Wait a minute. Yeah, it's gonna be lonely out there on the road without you, Lauren. I know, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna put it in my place?

I mean, who could fill my huge shoes? You do have huge shoes. Huge, huge. But it's because of your wiki feet. It's because you want to protect them. Well, my foot ego is gigantic. Yeah. You stuff them with Kleenexes to like with aloe vera. Yeah. Alive. Alive. We did a show.

Oh, my God, we did. It was so much fun. So fun. We had an audience. We finally were in front of it. Really fun. People clap. Yeah, we did a show. Oh my God, we did. It was so much fun. It was so fun. We had an audience. We finally were in front of an audience. It was really fun. Did people clap? Yeah, they did. They did. Oh, that sounds so fun.

And it was our first show with an audience. How many shows have we done now? 15, 20? Jesus, something like that. Yeah. And it was our first time with an audience and it was so different. Yeah.

And it was so much fun. I can't wait to do it again. So different. We laughed a lot. Yeah, I think we should do it in September. That's nice. Yeah. Wake me up when September ends. Oh, okay.

Is that from a song? He's jealous. Are you jealous? I want my own show. We keep asking you to do Freedom Live and you always say no. I don't do a Freedom Live. I can't. I'm too busy.

What are you so afraid of? We did it once and it was fun. I'm too busy. I think it'd be a really good time. Yeah. I'm not too busy to go out one night. We could do it at Dynasty Tip Writter and we could strem it.

Yes. Strem it to the world. Every hour of the day is filled up. Oh, come on now. Liar. You liar. I'm lying. You're just afraid.

I'm afraid. I'm afraid of performing in front of people. You're a scared little baby. We gotta I'm afraid of performing in front of people. You're scared little baby. We gotta do it. It would be so fun. It would be so fun. If everyone out there wants us to do it,

comment in our latest Instagram posts, begging us to. Yeah, beg, literally beg us. But look, Lauren, you can't do it anyway, cause you'll get a movie. I'll be able to do a one night show. We did it. We did a one night show. We just did.

You didn't do a movie instead? Uh uh, I passed. You passed, which movie did you pass on? It was called, what was it called? Titanic Three. Titanic Three. They skipped over two? I think they did two, but it wasn't VOD.

Oh, who was it? It was a different boat? It starred The Door. The Doors? The door that he lays on. There's a, there's a- The doors in Titanic 2. Titanic, I wanna, ah, you!

Oh God. That's so dated in the weirdest way, to have a doors Titanic movie. It makes me- I mean the door- It's entirely wrong. The doorsors movie, Oliver Stone came out in what, 92? I really dislike the Doors movies. Titanic came out in 98. It's not that you dislike it. I don't enjoy the Doors.

I don't either. What if they made a bunch of like Beatles types movies? Oh yeah, like the Doors. The fun Doors. Having adventures. They're, like the doors. The fun doors. Having adventures. Why do they call the doors? The doors to perception deer. Adelaide Huxley, my dear. I see deers. They had a good logo, I will say that. Good logo. That's the thing about bands, if you get a good logo, use it on every one of your records. That's true, but you know what's kind of crazy? Maybe you can shine a light on this. Target sells band t-shirts now.

Nirvana, Rolling Stones, you know, Notorious B.I.G. Why are they able to do, oh, but who did that? The Rolling Stones said Target can sell our shirts. Probably a company makes them. Because I feel like that's wild, a Nirvana? Either one company makes them all and has worked out the licensing. One company makes them all.

Nevermind, you don't really want this. I do wanna hear it. So one company licensed them. Either Target buys them all from one company and they individually license it from each band. That would make sense, I guess. That's probably the case. Or Target is out there reaching out to various t-shirt companies. That's probably the case. Or Target is out there like reaching out

to various t-shirt companies. Going, hey, look, I'd love to see a Nirvana shirt in our stores. What do you say? The kids want the 90s now. They don't go talk to Chris Novacelek. Is it the one with the three band members? The smiley guy.

Yeah. They have it in baby sizes as well. Aw. What do you think about that about, do you put your baby in things that you think are cool? So far, she doesn't really wear any logos of any kind. She's- Penzoil.

Pretty exclusively patterns. That's the move. I have her in a penzoil tracksuit. Like a NASCAR racer. Yeah. STP. Absolutely. But I tied. I think I would gladly do it. I think I just think baby clothes are so cute with all their little kittens

and patterns. And it doesn't help, you know. Baby clothes are cuter than like your musical tastes that you're putting on your baby. I never it doesn't really do anything for me. Like, I don't think it's what about. You know what it is? It's played out. Like whenever that first was happening, I would say that's pretty funny to see like a Ramones onesie

or whatever. But now it's like, no. What about a T-shirt with like a funny saying on it? I'm trying to think of the baby ones that I've seen of like. Like, oops, I farted. Oops. Thought it was a fart. Turned out it was a shit. Thought it was a fart. That's funny. Turned out it was a shart. Thought it was a fart. Turned out it was a shit.

That it was a fart. Turned out it was a chart. Thought it was a chart. Turned out it was. This is good. Reclaiming my time. OK, go ahead. That's a good shirt for a baby. No, but do you reclaim my time?

Do you put Holly in a shirt that says Biden for president? Do I put her in what? Do you put Holly in a funny thing? And then I want Holly in a shirt that says Biden for president. Do I put her in what? Do you put her in like shirts? I don't put her in funny shirts. I really don't. Just all floral. Oh, you know, just cute. She's cute.

Cute. She's not funny, she's cute. Fruits and vegetables. She got adorable clothes. And vegetable. Stripes. I do buy her a lot of boy clothes because I just think they look really cute.

There's, you know, a whole world of patterns they don't decide to share between. Why is that? I don't know. It's very stupid, especially for babies. Like a gang. Like Navy. Like the stripes are just more quote unquote masculine colors. What makes a stripe masculine? That you will see.

Like how fat it is. Frederick Douglass poem. What makes a stripe masculine? But like it's like, and they also have different snaps. The boys clothes have snaps on the shoulder, whereas the girls have snaps on the back. And then it's... I gotta ask this. What's up with the buttons being on opposite sides for men?

I feel like I used to know that and I don't remember. I know, but doesn't it throw you off when, well, I guess you don't often put on a woman's shirt, but when I put on a man's shirt. You don't know how to do it. Yeah, your hands should be. You don't know how to do it. I go, huh? Everything should be uniform.

You call your doctor and say. Why is it different buttons? I don't know. You want me to look this shit up right now? Yeah, look it up. Because it's. We deserve answers. Does it have anything to do with like hand strength or

like they know men are jerking it. So the right hand is stronger. What about, so a left handed man wears a woman shirt? I guess so. And then women are flicking the bean with the left. Yeah. Yeah, that checks out. That's exactly what it says here on Wikipedia. Yeah. I'm seeing that right here. Yes. Who added that? I love it. Uh huh. But yeah, what I mean, it doesn't make any sense. And why would it be even a thing? Is it to deter people of other genders from being in specific clothes or Paul, you have nothing. No, I thought Lauren was looking

it up. So I just saw the worst thing when I opened my phone. I'm like, that's horrible. What'd you see? I can't even talk about it. It's just bad news. Oh yeah. I saw that too. I don't know.

No, I don't think you saw. I think I saw it. You might've seen a different piece of bad news. I think I know which one that you saw. Oh my God. I will have to talk about it later. I don't want to ruin anyone's day. Here's what I've put in.

Nuclear war. Here's what I've put in. It's like, it's not, it's not, it's like, it's not a news. Mine is not a news story. It's just a bad personal. Oh, mine was a bad personal. Somebody knows somebody who something bad happened to them. Something bad happened to me and I texted it to Lauren. Oh no, what happened to you?

Well, Lauren could tell you. Oh, Lauren. What happened to Paul? With what? So I put in the, I started to put in the words, why do women, and what comes up right away is why do women live longer? Why do women wear hijabs? And why do women have periods?

Jesus Christ. So which one do we get to talk about? Why do women decide to have periods? By the way, this is a good- Why do women have periods? This is not a bad feature when we don't have anything to talk about, is to put in three words

and then find out the answer to some of these. Why do women's, that leads us to, why do women's nipples hurt? Why do women's periods sink? Sink! Why? What did you try to look up? Why does Victoria's Secret underwear have a pocket?

What? What? It does? It does. It does. All right. I don't think I've ever seen. Why do women's I can't believe that shirts is not like doesn't come up right away.

Shirts. You're just going down. Why do women's shirts button on the left? Here we go. Well, then we'll find out about the periods sinking. Get a load of this shit. OK. Wealthy women back then did not dress themselves,

their ladies may did. Oh, and they needed it on. Since most people were right handed, this made it easier for someone standing across from you to button your dress. That's so weird. Why keep it going now when we can't afford servants? We have so many weird things like that in our world

that we just kept doing. I hate this country and world. Please raise Holly to button on the dominant hand. I absolutely will. Promise me. I'll make sure her dominant hand is the one that buttons the woman's chest. Raise Holly to pass the dutchie upon the left hand side. Pass the dutchie on the left hand side.

I said pass the dutchie. I want Holly to like me. Oh, she loves you. But you need to spend more time. She already loves you. But I want. Didn't you feel that? I felt we did have a little connection.

Yeah. The last time I saw her. She's getting much more outwardly affectionate though. But she was like. I found out even today she was almost like hugging me back more than she does. Yeah, really cute. She was grabbing at my watch and then she would like look at me and smile. She loves watches.

Oh, she'd love that big face. Do you have a special apple? That big face. Watch on your head. It looks bigger. No, it's regular. But is it just what you have it in the case? Didn't you used to buy watches as well?

There is a case around it, yes. Paul, didn't you used to buy watches? I was a big watch guy. Weren't we in a mall once in the Beverly Center and you were looking for watches? Yeah, I think so. I bet. I probably went to the Fossil Store and looking for watches? Yeah, I think so. I bet. I probably went to the Fossister.

How many watches do you have? Not that many anymore. You've given them away or it's donated them? Did you throw them in the trash? I smashed them with a hammer. It was part of a magic trick. Like you're the Mad Hatter or something? And I couldn't do it.

Let me try again. I gave them away because Janie got me an Apple watch and so I did not, I mostly wear this. Yeah. But I have, I have a couple pocket watches and I still have some, uh, automatic watches, which are, um, the kind that are powered by your wrist movement. What? Um, yeah. What does that mean? You still need to wind it.

So it's like somebody's wearing me. I guess I'll just keep the time. I guess I'll keep this going. Like the wrist movement kind of implies it's being worn. The time needs to be changed. No, it energizes it. Yes, it makes it run. I didn't think it had a brain. It's like the kinetic motion of your...

It's the smoothie thing that you're handling. The Bursky smoothie bag. That's how I can understand it. And I have a couple of mechanical watches that are where you have to wind them. But you have to wear a fake beard. The winding I find stressful. Why? It just feels like there's got to be a better way.

I enjoy it. But then what about replacing the battery? Well, I like to do, I love to waste. But isn't that stressful? Isn't that more stressful? You can don't you can drop off old batteries and some such things at Home Depot. They have different garbage cans for each thing. Yes. In case you're curious.

And then they take it to the landfill. Yeah, I mean, yeah, as long as I should hope that it's going somewhere appropriate. I know. I when when I. I've read that they don't you have yes Like the recycling in California that is oh, I don't believe in I don't It all just goes right in this I can't stand to how everything works. Why does nobody care? Why is there not a billionaire who's going let's fix the couple of these things it makes no difference to my bank account I do like I do like that Mark Cuban is doing the prescription

I love that although you're right about him saying like we're not spending a dollar on advertising these things, it makes no difference to my bank account. I do like that Mark Cuban is doing the prescription. I love that. Although you're right about him saying like, we're not spending a dollar on advertising. That being said, we should say what it is right now because then more people will know. He started a company that you can buy prescription drugs at like the actual price that they are.

A fraction of, yeah, at cost. And so it's like, It's like the only time I've ever heard about a billionaire doing something good for anything other than just like giving money away and going to charity. They did say they're not going to spend directly helping a lot of people. If they hear about it, they did say they're not going to spend any money on it, but it's called cost plus drugs. Yeah.

Just cost plus. So what I want to figure out is how to get all medications. Equals fun. Yeah, what medications are you on? I'm not on any actually. What? You gotta be on some. You gotta take care of some of your obvious issues, don't you?

But so, um. You search the brand name or the generic name and then it finds you the item and then tells you how much it... What happens if you put in diarrhea? Okay, let's just try it. Picture of a baseball diamond?

What the hell? Because you're sliding down. There's no medication called diarrhea. And you're feeling all the fun. It's like, which base are you on? And then we can tell you what medication you're taking. But here, I'll search third and you feel a great big turn. I'm going to search Viagra.

You can get it for $480. Come on, guys. $480 for Viagra? I'm going to go with Viagra. I'm going to go with Viagra. I'm going to go with Viagra. I'm going to go with Viagra. I'm going to go with Viagra. I'm going to go feel a great big turd. I'm gonna search Viagra. Jesus Christ. You can get it for 4.80.

Come on, guys, let's go. 480 dollars for Viagra? I don't need a bonus that bad. No, it's four dollars, four dollars and 80 cents and you save 178 dollars. I'll buy two! A pill or a bottle? It retails for 183 dollars. That's insanity.

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You know what? I was, you know that commercial that you see on probably HGTV where it's the Property Brothers? And he goes, fact, we all love video cameras. Yes. Or video doorbells. What the fuck are you talking about?

Fact? It's not a fucking fact. Proper. That's insane. I have one. I wouldn't say I love it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I.

It's great. I love it. Oh, helpful. No. This sounds like an ad that we're doing, by the way. But the show is actually back. But look. For 20% off a doorbell, you could just ring anybody else

and steal it. Because then. I meant doing an ad. What? Then the. For 20% off, go to doorbells.dork slash three dork. But then the indoor property brother. The indoor property brother. One's outdoor and one's indoor.

I'll take your word for it. I think it was kept in a crate. The other one gets to run free. No one's the one's the guy who sells the house. One is too vulnerable to coyotes. Construction versus realty. So indoor property brother says, he follows it up and he goes, goes personal voice assistants have changed

the way we do whatever, right? But the implication is he's saying it's a fact as well. And that's not a fact. It's not a fact. The tiny amount of people who use them. We have a personal voice assistant, if you can call it that. And the only thing we use it for

is to turn the lights on and off. Oh, I use a personal voice assistant for a lot of timers when I'm cooking. By the way, I've gotten into cooking. Oh, what? This is huge news. Well, because I did say I really was sick of this. I have started cooking and I'm going to commit to this.

What did you cook? I've made a few dishes. Let me see, I took a picture of the recipe. That sounds more like pottery. I want to hear. I us, tell us, tell us. Let me see, I took a picture of the recipe. That sounds more like pottery. I wanna hear. I made, let's see, I made raw corn zucchini and snap pea salad with a lemon vinaigrette that I also made.

Whoa! Yeah, no shit. Was it good? It was delicious. I made pink cacio e pepe with pink. You made cacio e pepe? I did last night. What makes it pink?

Yeah, what's pink? Pink Himalayan, pink peppercorns. Whoa, and was that good? It was really good. I made soft scrambled eggs with burrata on toast, with including chives and tarragon. I put tarragon on the shit. How did you do all this?

This sounds like an attitude. I followed, no, this is all out of a cookbook that I bought called What's Gobby Cooking Eat? What do you want? And it's Gobby cooking eat, what do you want? And it's Gobby's, Dalton's book. I've heard of this. And they're all really easy recipes I found. Did you have to buy?

I would, so I ordered my groceries. Did you stock up like some stuff you need? Yes, I did what you said. I did what you said. This is on you. I said, I said to Mike Scott, said his mom would buy the ingredients for the week, plan the meal. So I said, I picked out three things I wanted to make. And I ordered my groceries, which I his mom would buy the ingredients for the week, plan the meal. So I picked out three things I wanted to make

and I ordered my groceries, which I've been doing since the pandemic anyway. And I just put in all the ingredients, which made it much easier because one of the things that holds me up from cooking is that I don't know what all the things are. I'm like, what the fuck is tarragon? Then I gotta Google that at the grocery store,

look around for it, try to figure out what it looks like. When I'm ordering the groceries, I could just type it in and then there it is. So that made it a lot easier for me. And I have found that I'm really loving it. And the meals obviously are way better than everything else. I've been fucking eating forever. Which sucks.

It's not as, if you're not ordering food too, it's like not as high in certain. Oh, completely. And also it's like I've been wasting so much money, not wasting, because it's been necessary. And having the baby, I feel like ordering became more of a thing because we're just so busy. Fact, we all love ordering online.

But not ordering, we deleted Postmates from our phones. Wow, that always works with you. He deleted our account, so we don't even get our own. Just like Hillary told you to. And so that was kind of crazy to me because I have wanted to order things, but I have not ordered anything. And we're also finding that we're just making,

we have tons of groceries always that we're ignoring because we're like, it's easier just to get some. I'm loving it so far. That's so good, I'm so proud of you. Yeah, thank you so much. And I'm going to make some banana chocolate chip muffins from her book as well. Whoa. I have plans this week, so you know muffins from her book as well. Whoa.

I have plans this week. So, you know, this is all, it's all happening. This is good. All right. This is something I have to do as well. Yeah. What cookbook are you gonna buy? Well.

Shitty food for assholes. I saw one cookbook, maybe that's the name of it. But the picture on the cover was like a big bowl of gummy bears and just a spoon and somebody eating them. Uh huh. So that seems like right up your alley. I would also like to issue a correction on newcomers. Oh my god.

So you're doing newcomers corrections on this show? I said that newcomers that I don't like mochi but then I felt that I was confused and didn't know what I was talking about. I do like mochi. I recently have been having mochi and I actually love it. I never had it before when I said that. I was talking about something else and I like it a lot. Considering the matter closed. I was thinking of Matcha. There you go. Yeah.

Now that actually cleared that right up because I couldn't figure it out. I'm thinking of green tea. They shouldn't make them sound so similar. Anyway, Shevin has a voicemail for us and let's hear it. None of that was an ad by the way. Freedom, I love you guys. Quick question, because I know you want questions.

If you could have your own like Disney world kind of theme park, what would it be? What would the different worlds be? What would the different sections of the place be is what I mean. Love you guys. Love you. Love you.

I was thinking about this regarding Disneyland, how crazy that a guy's name, a guy's last name is now synonymous with, we must. We have. Cause I feel like I'm like Lapkiss, like if it just said Lapkiss, that would be so weird. We absolutely talked about this before.

Yeah, we have. So strange. What would your world be? Sex world. I mean. Peep show. I hate to say haunted house again, but. I would be Comic Con.

Um, I, you know, I don't know. I think but I would be comic con. I, you know, I don't know. I think Disney World kind of nailed it. It's hard to think of something that they haven't already done. A new Disneyland world be because they've got the future. Then a lot of it is the past, like frontier land is the star wars, the past. Yeah, that's ancient. Oh,, the past. Yeah, I've been down that road before. Ancient, oh, so long ago. Yeah, that's confusing to me.

But then Adventureland feels like the past because no one's really having these types of adventures anymore. Are they like Jungle Cruise? What happens, oh, that's Adventureland. That's Adventureland, Indiana Jones is the past. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, we went on the Cars Land ride.

Yeah. And the picture was the funniest. And that's the 50s. I can make sure my nephew looks so freaked out over that. Cause they take it over the last big crazy. Yeah, yeah. Our nephew, we were there four years or so ago and he was a little like, I don't want to do that again

but I'm wondering how he does. Oh no, he'll like it now. Yeah, I bet he likes it now. I think the age, cause they had that too about a few things. They refused to go on Haunted Mansion because they were three and six last time and they were scared of it when we went on it. But now they're six and nine, but I couldn't convince them. Never in my life am I going to go on that.

My nephews are veterans of the Gulf War. So they're scared of, but yeah, so what I mean, I, cause the future just takes care of everything. So what in the past could like, they're, they're, they're, oh, there could be like, like pyramids and stuff. Oh. I don't think I really want anything from the past. I think I just want something completely fake. Like, like really cute, fluffy clouds all over the place. And it's like, yeah.

And everything's like really like fluffy bunnies and stuff. So you like fluff. That sounds like it's for girls. No, boys can be like, too, I swear. You know what I would like to do is something like Meow Wolf does, if you're familiar with Meow Wolf. I do know about that.

No, dear. Meow Wolf, it's very new. But that's like an immersive experience in New Mexico. And I think they have one in, I want to say in Colorado now and maybe in Vegas. Is it laser tag? No, no, no. It's like, it's sort of like an immersive art thing

where you walk around and see all these different things. In Marfa? Or where is it? Santa Fe? Santa Fe. Yeah. Yeah. Marfa's in Texas. No, yeah, I didn't mean to say. No, yeah, I did not say Marfa. You're making shit up.

I didn't say shit. That's my new go-to. I actually didn't talk. I did not say that. The thing that I just said to say. I didn't say that. That's not what I said. No, you said Marfa.

You can't prove it. And I didn't say that. I didn't say that. That's not what I said. No, you said Marfa. You can't prove it and I didn't say it. But something that has like a, like the whole place has a story to it. That's fun. What I liked about it is you could go through a scavenger hunt land. Actually, that's a really good one. Yeah.

Oh shit. It would have to be really smart. Disney's gonna pay me a million dollars. They'll never figure out scavenger hunt land. Roger Rabbit can get involved. Roger Rabbit can get fucked. Now when I think of scavengers, I think of like a sort of Cormac McCarthy's The Road kind of dystopia. Now that's what we need in a theme park. Man, when I started, okay, so I bought that book and I heard it was good or whatever. I heard it was hilarious. No, I just, I forget where I saw it,

like on a best of list or whatever. So I started reading that book and when I was alone and I was 20 pages into it and then Cool Up came home and she walked in and my face was ashen. And I was like, I just started this and this is the heaviest book I have ever read fucking intense It's an intense book. It's it's yeah, and then they made a movie like movies see that movie. Yeah, it's nothing I'm reading a book that I was told will make me cry the Bible. Yeah, cuz what they did

Yeah What book is it it's called crying in H Mart. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's by Kevin says thumbs up. Yeah. It's by I actually can't remember the author's name because I know I haven't been carrying it around. Michelle Michelle's honor.

I think it's by Michelle's honor. I think by Michelle's honor. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I actually said that first. Was she on at the cart? Is how do I know about this? I don't know. But maybe I do think Cool Up talked about that book.

Yeah. Oh, she's from Japanese Breakfast. I don't know. The band. I don't know. She's the lead singer. Wait, wait, wait. She's the lead singer from Bandish Row,

sort of great book. Yes. This is unfair. It's not good. It's not good. That's awesome. Let's keep this in check, ladies. Yeah, one thing only.

If you can do more than one thing. Ladies. It's like, we just started allowing you to do one thing, and now you wanna do two things? At least use a male pen name. Like J.K. Rowling's. Yeah. George Sand. This book is by George Sand, it's so good. He writes women so well.

I love George Sand. Yes, but I've heard that book is great. I just finished chapter one. You would like her band as well. Well, I know that. I do like Japanese breakfast. I didn't know that she was an author. Well, that song she sings about,

she's like, I'm the author of crying in H Mart. I'm good about it. I wrote that book about crying in H Mart. I wrote that book about crying in H Mart. Lauren is miming the bass guitar maybe? Starting miming the guitar and then the hand went outward. Gotta cut the balls. All right, we have to play a feature.

Yeah, we do, there's no way around it. I gotta go soon. Yeah, cause someone's calling me that I I gotta take a fucking nap. Me too, I know. Should have picked up. No one's calling me? Uh oh, we could just end it. All right, this is a feature.

Go to the light. Go to the light. This is a feature submitted by Mr. Dirty Randy. Oh Jesus. And it's called In the Manner of the Word. Two people decide on an adverb without the third knowing. A lot of these games involve subterfuge. The third player asks the others to do tasks in the manner of the word.

It could also be done as a scene. The players carry out activities, phone calls, singing a breakup in the manner of the adverb adverb chosen slyly, stupidly. Yeah, we know what adverbs are normally. And the third player has three guesses to guess the word. Normally would be How would anyone figure that out Two people decide the third does not know okay, yeah, all right, okay, let's try it who wants to say it again

Paul and I are going to know Paul guess so there's an adverb that you I'm guessing yeah, you're gonna. I thought for sure we'd have to talk about a little bit. Paul and I are going to, no, Paul gets this one. So there's an adverb that you, I'm guessing. Yeah, you're gonna guess. And then how do I. What are you saying like, no, Paul gets this one. Yeah, as opposed to Jaws. There's an adverb, oh, that was the best. That was the best ever. There's an adverb, you know an adverb in your head.

I'm guessing what it is based on and what am I using to guess. You get us to do something. We're in the middle of a scene, we're gonna do a scene. Oh, so I get you to say it. No, we're gonna be doing everything in the style of that adverb. Got it.

So you give us a task and you say, do this in the manner of the word. It doesn't have to be a task. I think we should just do a scene. Okay, so boys, boys, boys. This is a task right now. Hold on, hold on, we haven't sent the adverb yet. Oh, I thought you were supposed to do it in your mind.

I'm gonna turn the lights out. In our mind? Well, take a guess. You don't have to guess too. We're gonna decide on one. Okay, got it, got it, got it. Right? Yes.

And we're both gonna do it. I'm trying to think of any word. It's really hard when you gotta think of any word. I got a word for you. Okay, yeah, send it. Deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle- That's up to us to make it more challenging. Yeah, OK. All right. OK, guys, thank you so much for coming. I am so glad I was able to hire you both. I need you to clean my home. Obviously, that's why I hired you.

You're a cleaning service. There is a lot of mess everywhere. So if you could just. I guess hop to it. What's some? Yeah, no, yeah. No, let's do it, yeah. What are we doing? What are we doing?

Doing the sleepily? Yeah. We didn't even yawn and you got it. Great. Okay, now time for me and. We were holding the yawns in reserve. I was like, man, I could probably push this for a while before I bust out a yawn. I got it on the first one.

What are you doing? We're going to do, me and Paul are going to do one. And then I'll text him the word. Love it. Levitt. You'll love it at Levitt's. Down. Diddle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deedly-deed Are you guys okay? Are you guys mad at me? We're fine. We're fine. We don't have to go. If you, you're the ones who planned it.

I really want to go. I just, we just have to go now if we're going to go. Cause it's just not going to happen otherwise. I know you know what it is already. Irritatedly? No. Look, I, Ugh!

I'm what? I don't, you're making me not want to go. I got snacks, just take them, put them in the car. Just put them in the car! I don't care what we do, but let's just do it. You guys- That's what I'm saying. It's like, what are you waiting for? God.

I'm waiting for you guys to tell me what's going on. I mean, I obviously insulted you. Nothing's going on. Nothing! We're not insulted. Do you realize how your voices sound right now? Here, I taped you just saying that. Okay. Nothing's going on.

Why'd you say that? It's not what I sound like. What does it sound like? You're putting a filter on that. Well, what does it sound like to you? Sepia. That's not what it sounds like. I don't sound sepia.

What does it sound like to you? I mean, you sound exasperatedly. We're not exasperatedly. We sound exasperatedly? Yeah, you sound, you sounded definitely annoyed. I wouldn't say that we're annoyed. This is the worst day of my life.

You sound, I mean, this is like hyperbolic. No, I'm serious, it is. Definitely. I feel like a seven dwarf up in here. Can we just get this over with? You're, you're. Ha ha ha. Let me go through the words in the dictionary.

Oh my God. What? A, aardvark. Why would you do that instead of going through the seven doors? Oh, oh, who are the seven doors? Let's see. Jesus.

Grumpy, grumpily. Yes. This isn't a good game. No, this is no good. All right, let's end. All right, it's been great. Thanks so much for your time. We love everything.

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