Threedom - Threevisiting: Wrong Said Frong

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

Threevisiting on the Tues: Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about allergies, birthdays, and play Under the Umbrella.  Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Unlock every episode of THREEDOM and THREEMIUM, ad-free, on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/merchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wow. What did Casey stand for? Kentucky Chicken? Kentucky Chicken. Kentucky Chicken and the Sunshine Band. Yeah. It wasn't fried. Nope.

No, it's just a live a lot of chicken. He lived a long time. The front man of Casey and the Sunshine Man was a live chicken from Kentucky. Yes, yes. Who could sing? Honestly, that sounds like a good idea. You're really getting into it.

I could really see that being fun. Welcome to Threatom. I'm Paul. I'm Lauren. I'm Scott. Hello, everyone. Lauren, you have a sore throat. I have a sore throat.

It's annoying. And it feels like I can't inhale without it hurting more. You could not inhale. I. did not inhale that woman. And I am struggling. But I think I have allergies, but that's new. But my eyes are watering and I'm like,

what are you allergic to if you had a guess? Well, I did an allergy test years ago. Did you? Were they prick you with the pin and then draw stuff? They fill you with poisons? Yeah. My whole back, they did a grid. Did you take a picture?

I did because it was, I didn't take it. They did. Upload it to the internet. Okay. because my back was a flame in certain spots. There are fetishes about that. I'm sure there are. You know there are.

You know there are because you are one. You're trying to hide in blade sight. Everyone's aware. I've never done it. I haven't got on either. It was pretty cool. It was very uncomfortable once it actually happened, though, because of course you're having a reaction.

What's the most uncomfortable? Oh, because of the react. And do you only feel it in party? Yeah. Like whatever part is. They pricked you with? Yeah, they prick you a different, A different thing in each thing.

Do the pricks hurt? I don't know if it was a prick so much as a drop of something. I don't remember. Oh, really? They're not like sticking you with a pin. I don't think so. Hmm. I can't remember.

It makes sense to not put it in your body if you're allergic to it. Huh. Yeah. Here's how we find out. If you die, you're allergic. Right. So I'm allergic to olive trees. Olive trees, not olives?

Not olives. And there is an olive tree where I live. Really? What if James Bond always ordered his martinis with like eight olives? really go heavy on the olives. And I'm allergic to dust. I'm not allergic. I'm allergic to dust.

That sucks. I just like, who's not? I don't know. Do you feel like Los Angeles is a dustier place than any other place? Downtown, definitely. Yeah. And I think, but by the way, I think that we didn't, when I moved here, there were no mosquitoes. That's right.

Now there are mosquitoes. The worst. And allergies are now more common here. Why didn't we get lightning bugs instead of mosquitoes? I don't know. If we're going to get a bug that's not from here? Didn't you love that there were no mosquitoes here? It was so cool.

It was so good. It was like amazing to move here and be like, wow. What year did mosquitoes come? I think it was like a couple years after I moved. I moved here in January 2010. So it was probably 2013 that they came around. It felt like later than that. It felt like later.

Later? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Could have been just where I lived. But because when I moved here, yeah. Could have been here. I'm trying to talk very fast on this episode, by the way. I want this episode only be a half hour.

Can we talk as fast as we have? We still did the same amount of content. And then Matt can slow it down later? Yeah, exactly. Okay, everyone talked really fast. Okay, so I'm just talking really fast. Okay. Let's the story we told before.

Okay. So which story have we told before that we want to tell this? I was talking on the street just today. Which one? I was walking on the street just the other day. You were walking out of the street just the other day? Oh, big news. Wait, stop.

Are you allergic to anything? We don't know. We haven't had it done. But do you know anything you are allergic to? No, I know that I used to be allergic to cats. Yeah, cats. But then I didn't realize that. You outgrew it.

I outgrew it. Yeah. I didn't realize I wasn't told that until after I got a cat. You got tall enough and then you were fine. And what's the breaking news? Okay. This is big. Fuck.

Oh, my God. I'm fired. Yeah, both. Pack up your office. Pack up your outfits. Pack up your outfits. Your Phillies hats. You're fired.

That's a good accent. You are the weakest link. You're very generous. What happened to her? The original or Jane Lynch. Both. She was the weakest link and she got fired because. Wait, did she regenerate?

Yeah, Jane Lynch. Doctor Who style? We were got to do that on Bang Bang when Reggie left the show. Couldn't figure out how to do. Too nerdy. So I'm watching this movie air last night. You cannot pay me to watch that movie. Really?

That was fine. People are now saying it's fantastic. Oh, I know. Oh, I know. But people say a lot of things are fantastic that I disagree with. That's true. Yeah. So I'm watching air.

And in the beginning of the movie, they have a... A guy with no shoes on. It's like, how am I going to play a ball? He's in there. He is there at some point. It's 1984 and they're doing an establishing montage. They have wham. They have...

Absolutely. They do... George Orwell. They do a little bit of anachronistic... Is that the word I'm searching for? Where they have Run DMC from the following year. Yeah, yeah. Close enough.

But they try to cover their ass by having Chris Tucker say like, Run DMC are coming out with a song called My Adidas next year on their next year on their next album. Like, how would he know about that? Is the breaking news that Chris Tucker is in a movie again? Why did they have to put in something that wasn't timelines appropriate? Like, why did they have to put that in? Well, it's about shoes.

I know. So then they're talking about why Adidas are cool. And Chris Tucker says, like, everyone loves Adidas. Why even run DMC? Instead of just saying, run DMC, have that song about them and just like no one knows the specific ear like I do. I hope that's how he says it. Everyone loves Adidas.

Why? Run DMC themselves are coming out with a song next year. They're working on it now. Do you understand the word? They're trying to figure out rhymes as we speak. But it wasn't a weird choice. Like, why? Instead of offending me, the only person who would know like,

oh, my Adidas didn't come out until 1988. They instead cover their ass and say like they're coming out. But why would Chris Tucker an executive at a shoe company know, even know about Run DMC? He keeps his ear to the ground about shoes. Shoe news. That's crazy. But in any case, I was very, very happy in this montage to see one of our favorites

featured. Brushy one string? Clara Peller. The original. How was it not brushy one string? Clara Pellar was in the movie. She's in the movie. She's the star of air.

She's the star of air. Hopefully she was above the title. She can't get up. so, or no, that's different. That's a different old lady. Who do you think that we're talking about? We don't know what that lady's name is. I've fallen in my brain.

I don't even know why I just did that in my brain. I know what her fucking shit is. Let's look her. We've talked about it so much. I thought that commercial was so funny. Which one? I fell on and can't get up. Life alert.

Yeah. Oh. That was a crazy one. That one and the commercial for Miracle ear. Yeah. Where the old man's in the movie theater. I don't remember that one. He's in various places and he's, he can't hear what people are saying.

and he's constantly asking them to repeat themselves. And then at the end of the, he's at the movie with his family or whatever and everyone is, the movie is over. And everybody's like getting up. And they're clearly moved by what just happened. And the old man goes, what did he say? Oh, yes.

What did he say? He missed the last time of the movie. It was so important. I wish he was like, is it over? Like, where am I? All right Here's Here's

Also if you can't hear a movie Jesus Christ You need miracle ear Go to the doctor Yeah I have the opposite problem I saw You could only hear movies

I saw fast 10 yesterday as well I hear movies when I'm not there And it was too loud Yeah Um Edith 4 What Edith 4

4 is 3 before I never I didn't catch up with It was she He was a Tyborg? What are you you talking about. Edith four is the I've fallen and I can't get up lady.

And I can't get up. She died in 1997, but we love her. She is, of course, an honorary pistol. Oh, wait, do you think, and I don't, and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way. But do you think when she died, people said she finally followed. Yes. It's official.

God has lifted her up. May God fall. and not get up She's up in heaven Making God fall and knock it up But we love her An honorary piss pig She died in 1997

I've been meeting some more Piss Pigs I gotta say Met a few more It's so great Met one last night Met one a couple nights ago We love our Piss Pigs Don't we folks?

Yes by the way Mrs. Four Not a cyborg Began making commercials After actually falling hitting her head and with blood dripping into her eyes, activating her medic alert.

She preceded the commercial? I guess so. I guess that's what they maybe hired her. She came into audition and she's like, this actually happened to me. So I, maybe she drew from real life. Can I just say I'm honored to be here. And no matter what happens,

I'm thrilled that I got to meet you because I felt I couldn't go. I think blood was dripping into my eyes. Into my eyeball. I could see the red. And then they were like, she's got it. I felt the salt of my own inside fluid. I believe that they first had her in commercials

giving testimonials about her rescue. Oh, shit. Wow. And then maybe she segued into the acting card. She's like, I could do it. I could lay on the ground. You want to take this one step further? No blood dripping into your eyes, though, for this commercial.

And can you help me get up? Would that have been as successful a commercial if there was just blood dripping? I think it would have been more. Can I at least do those capsules so it drips out of my mouth? Yeah, I actually think that would have been better Because watching it as a kid You don't really see what's so serious about that

She's like laying by the tub And you're like, you're like, hey, I'd like to lay down Yeah, but then if she was bleeding in her eye I'd be like, oh no Yeah, this is bad Yeah, it's bad Her name was Edith 4 Edith 4

F-O-U-R No, unfortunately F-RRR Martin, not a pirate F-O-R-E like the Gaw golf uh for do you think a golf ball came through her window hit her in the head

and knocked her down that's why she had probably and that was the last word she heard and she's like that's my last name were you calling me or were you announcing the ball she ran towards the ball when she heard four here I was just yes a bong

on the way here I was wondering about golf clothes okay ask us anything why are they what they are Why are they what they are? I have been talking about this on stage recently. Really? That golfers don't need special clothes.

Wow! I love that we're all, this isn't the zeitgeist. So the polos that they wear, the golf shirts that they wear are there because you need, because here's my guess. You were supposed to wear a collared shirt to be classy. Probably. Wherever you went. And so they were like, okay, well, let's make it like a t-shirt but with a collar. Yeah.

Right. But then I thought, okay, do they want their arms to be? freeze so they can make a smooth motion. Sometimes they wear a long sleeve though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. And then it's like kind of just about the look. Which cannot be beat. But I am not totally

against the idea of seeing everyone on the golf course kind of in a uniform. I don't hate the idea. It's better than seeing people in sweats golfing. Do you know what I would like? First of all, agreed. But if everybody like had to wear white or something like that, you know what I mean? If there was like a standard thing that they all did. I think that would be kind of cool. The shoes in the NBA had to be 51% one.

No. Then Nike paid all the fines. But in the old days, in the old days, like those guys were layered up like crazy golfers. Yeah. Right. They had,

okay, so they had the, let's see if we can name, you have like the newsy cap. Let's name the top five golfers. You'd have like your sweater vest. What are the things that would like hang off like little yarn balls or something? What?

You know what I'm talking about? Oh, that was probably, that was on their clubs. On the golf clubs. On the golf clubs. They wouldn't wear those. Yeah, they didn't wear those.

I thought they took them off and put them on their clubs to keep them warm. They were Laplanders. Here, put these mitts on. They wore curly shoes. They represented all nations. So they have the vest and the polo. The vest in the polo. Their breeches.

Their knickers. Yeah. Belt, of course. Belts, of course. Golf socks. Golf socks, yes. Your Argyle socks. Yeah.

And then golf shoes, which have cleats, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So that you don't slip when you go boing. Have either of you ever been interested in golfing? I liked playing Mario Golf so much that for my birthday, my friend got me a couple of clubs in a bag. And my friend who was an experienced golfer took us out to the Los Felas practice course,

and I could never hit the ball. Wow. Wow. If it wasn't shaped like Mario's head, you simply weren't interested. That's how you played Mario Golf Course. You clubber with it. You kill Mario in the game. But was Mario Golf with a controller or with a fake golf club?

Okay. The most I've ever been. No, like you know some of those games are like more like. I'm just thinking that would be fun. Yeah. We do it like that. But no. You do it though with we, right?

Right. Yeah. It's hard. I think it's, I mean, and people might be laughing at me, but. They are. I am. But my friend who was an experienced golfer is like, yeah, it's harder to hit the ball than

they tell you. I'm sure I'd be terrible at it. Because I can't even hit the ball and fucking minute. I can play baseball and hit the ball coming towards me and stuff like. like that but like but you're looking up you're like yeah you're not looking right at the ball and it's tiny and it's but you must no matter what the sport is keep your eye on the ball you must do no matter what it that is true i will find you um the only interest i've ever shown golf is golden tea yeah yeah which was the big arcade where you just do it with the little like whoop with the little

ball it was yeah it was fun everything should be a video game everything any voting yes yeah i would love that I would love that a lot. I would really love that. You know what? Like, you know, like we were talking about the strike before we started the show and how tiring it can be

to walk, you know, up and down. It is exhausting in a different way. I think it would be able to. We'd all love it. Yeah. If it was a video game, I'd play it all day. Yeah.

This is me. This is like, I think war should be a video game. Yes. Why are we sending our young men and women to die when we could just have a video game and then we'll see, world conflict.

We'll see who wins. And then a bye-bye. That's actually true. Yeah. It's actually true. It's insane that there's still war. It is. It's so crazy.

Honestly, that's one of the things that drives me like crazy as a person. It's just like, why are we doing this? What is the fuck? Yeah. Like we're still doing middle ages shit.

It's just weird. Why are you into it? It's not into it. No, Scott, you love it. Isn't it just weird that people are like, we should have a war? Let's kill a lot of people. Wait, no, no, I think the instigators.

Yes. That's crazy. The people who are defending themselves, I think, which is the definition of a war. Well, defending yourself isn't necessary, but I'm saying, why are we too? Where are we waging war? Yeah. Why are we waging war? Yes, yes.

But you think it's always like one side is attacking, the side defending? What about when Frankie goes to Hollywood tells us that two tribes go to war? Yeah, that's a good point. What about? Unless they're going to war against the third tribe. What about when, what about when Wright said, Fred said he was too sexy for his shirt? He was lying. Do you know that he's a huge?

like anti-vaxxer weirdo now? No. Yes. I'm too sexy for the vaccine. Tim and his twin brother or whatever are twins. And they're constantly like tweeting. Wrong said frong. Wrong said frong.

Wrong said frong. Wrong said frong. Right said four. I think I did know this. I think I saw this. It was a whole thing. Yeah, it was a whole thing. I agree with you.

Yeah. In that respect. I saw it online on the internet. Isn't it funny how it seems to be the most washed up people that are anti-facts? They love to have a statement. Well, they love to have a statement. And they want to be out with it.

Yeah. Is it about it? Okay, so you saw it online. What if you could not see anything online anymore? I think I'd be happy. Yeah. Wouldn't you have happy? I would love if...

Oh, you saw it online. That makes me think of something. What if you could never see anything online again? When Instagram was down yesterday, I was like, yay. And I thought, be down forever. And, of course, it's going down for five minutes. I know. So it is like a...

It is like a relief when those things happen. I know. Oh, I can't do this bullshit ever again. Someone decided for me? Perfect. Getting off Twitter, I am not having to post about shows. It's like such a relief. It makes me feel of like when I stopped doing comedy death ray about like, oh, I get to do whatever I want on Tuesday.

I know. Well, see, I think that's interesting with leaving Twitter because I can't leave Instagram the same way I can leave Twitter. Twitter became so vile. Instagram doesn't bother me as much. But I waste a lot of time there. It would be nice to not. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. I do the, I try to always remember to hit the following tab.

So I'm not looking where you, it will give you the timeline of people that you follow rather than just a bunch of people. I always forget about that. Yeah. I like Instagram because I get like $5,000 every couple hours from people who I just DM people. Yeah. Oh, that part I love. You just have to like type a simple phrase back at them. Yeah.

And you get a lot of money. Just be the first six. Hard times. Struggling. Yeah, I've gotten a lot. I made like 300K last year from doing that. Yeah, it's pretty good. It is honestly, it's my favorite thing to do on Instagram.

What the fuck do they think they're doing? What is that? I love it. How does that scam work? I think someone was saying to me that it's not a monetary scam. Someone wrote this to me. It's an emotional scam? It helps the algorithm if people respond to a post or something like that.

Oh, I don't want to do that then. But their whole profile is just about like, hey, I'm rich and I'm trying to people so what i don't get it but i don't know i just want you to know that what a waste of time i but you know maybe i'm not meant for this world i don't understand jesus like the song vinton by don mclean yes wait which song the world was never meant for one as beautiful as you who is it about vinz van go vengal vince van go really and and like that writes had fred song when when fred said he was too sexy for this and maybe the world wasn't meant for his world yeah okay loren i don't know i'm just thinking about that song.

It's not because I relate to everything. He says politically. It's not. I swear. That's not why I keep bringing him up. I swear. I swear. And I swear.

By the moon and the stars in the sky. Yeah, what song is that? I swear. All for one. All for one. One for all, my dear boy. Speaking of singing, what if you could ever sing again? Janie was watching this documentary about Donna Summer.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Just came out. Did they have her appearance from Family Matters in it? They may have. That's the majority of the documentary. I was in and out of the room. That's possible. But they show her performing like when she was like just bursting on the scene and love to love you baby.

Yeah. And she's on stage. Do they show her doing the real orgasm during that song? Yeah. Oh, I've seen that. I had no idea. It was fucking. Yeah.

It was in she's like she's being so sexual on stage. Yeah. It was wild. Yeah. I was scandalized. It is. Well, she's a born again Christian now, so everything's cool. Well, now she's dead.

Oh, that's right. Yeah. So she's a... Because I asked Janie, like, oh, they're going to cover her Christianity, and she didn't know about that. And then, like, I came in later and they're talking about her in the past tense. I was like, oh. Janie said, do you know she was dead?

And I was like, I don't think I remembered that. No. And I guess she died like in, like, in, like, 2017 or something like that's too recent. Yeah. She should have been dead since the 80s. What? Well, still an honorary piss big. Donna Summer.

Absolutely an honorary piss pig. Oh, I have to. I have to say something about it. Well, before you do, we have to take a break. This is exciting. Cliffanger, Cliffanger. Can't wait? Okay, we're going to take a break.

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For five days. And we've been so just bursting with anticipation about it. I just slept a wink. Yeah. Yeah. I slept 40. I haven't either. You've had 40 weeks?

Yeah. Okay. The thing was that it was brought to my attention that, you know, when I was talking about how I went to see Psycho and they had a lot of extra. And I talked. Yeah. I talked about going to see Jane and I was like they had live orchestra. Oh yeah.

The documentary about the documentary. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, they had a live orchestra. I don't know why. Philip Glass did all the music. Oh, so it was actually extremely justified. Yes.

And I didn't remember at all because my memory is poor as anyone who listens to the show will know. Yeah. And I just thought that was worth saying. I thought it was just like incidental music. Me too, but I remember. But I was also, I remember when I now remember that, I was like, oh yeah, it's why I was really excited to go.

So I. And then you immediately afterwards You were like, this is boring. You did know about it, forgot about it. It's the reason that lured you into the place. It was like, that's a cool. I think he was there. Yeah.

Is that possible? Yeah, I saw him on stage with Jane Goodall. Anyways, whole thing. But it was really interesting. Anyway, I just wanted to say that. Look, we've done so many interesting. That would be the highlight of anyone's life. Yeah.

And for me, that was just a Tuesday. You go to a concert. You know? Yeah. Speaking of Philip Glass, I remember watching Battlestar Galactica and discovering the original that show, the new one.

Right. And discovering through that show, the Philip Glass album solo piano, which is a beautiful album. I don't believe I... But there's a song in that, on that album that they use in the show to great effect. Do you know what song it is? I think it's... It might be... They're kind of, they are thematic.

I think it's metamorphosis one. Yes. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, this is... The fuck. This is just some idiot playing it. I don't want to hear the idiot.

Why would anyone want to hear that? Okay. I think YouTube should delete like 5 billion percent of what's on that. And they should just be the judge. Yeah. Just be like, this sucks. This sucks. If you just say to them, you know which ones.

Come on. You don't. Just get rid of it. Oh, my God, everyone's crying. The sylons. It is haunting. It is. It is.

Here it comes. Shit. Breathe me. Starbuck does like a monologue over this, dramatic monologue. About lattes? Meanwhile, you see how all the people in Battlesar Galaxica die in there. Is Starbucks? Is Starbucks named after Starbuck?

Is Starbucks named after Starbucks? No. No, no. But Starbuck is named after Starbucks. In a way, it is because the modern Battlesar Galactica posits that it's actually the past. Keep the music out. It's very moving while he's just. It's actually the past.

I thought they were going for it. And so they were the inspirations of Starbuck Apollo, they were the inspirations for the- Yeah, I thought all the spaceships were going to be like start Earth. Is that what they did? Like they're all Earthlings, the original Earth-lings. Sorry, spoiler, but that's the ending. But you can see it coming from a mile away. And then everyone sort of bates the astrologer.

Not from the very beginning, though, I don't think. Well, yeah. Because you're too busy, like, looking at those sylons. and going like They're sexy I want to have sex like a robot Oh that robot I don't know what a sily

It's a robot It looks like a person They didn't used to look like a person They used to look like big robots They were cool looking robots too They were That was a great design Man I went to

Universal Studios back in the day Just for their big Battlesar Galactica attraction Where basically If some robotic silons Would like point lasers By your command You wed to that

I wed to that they were Lauren do you know what they look like I used to draw them all the time did you ever see pictures of them no I wonder if I could draw one right now yeah try I'm gonna try to do it from memory I'm not looking at a he can't do it I'm not looking at a a picture let me get a picture it's not horrible no it's actually worse but I just trying to do it from memory I'm trying to remember what they're because they had sort of an Egyptian like mohawk yeah they did along with

like a Darth Vader Whoa, that's high. And they had like a red LED eye that would go back and forth in their head. Sorry, it was really cool. And they had like a robotic voice

were like, by your command. That's more like it. That's the worst drug of it. That's the worst drug of anything anyone's ever done. Lauren. Go back outside.

Oh, boy. Battlestar Galactica. Yeah, that's cool, man. That's really awesome. Okay. You know how there's a big debate and we're not going to say which side we lean on about guns in this country and whether they should be regulated. Whether they're great or the greatest. But if they made laser guns like they have in Star Wars and in Battlestar Galaxica, you'd want one.

Oh, yeah, I would for sure. I wouldn't want one. You wouldn't want, why? Because I wouldn't want to have an accidental laser shooting. Never happens. Why? Why? You've never seen anything like that.

that in Star Wars where someone's like in their tattooing hut or whatever being a moisture farmer they think someone's breaking in and then they accidentally shoot themselves yeah well that you never see that should happen next because that would be good maybe that should be a soca I would like to a what on a soca maybe maybe she that's the uh uh soca that's the new show stop saying it A Soca. Hold it. But you're saying, no, no. But you're saying,

Soca. Asoka. Okay. I don't think you get it. Wait, wait, Paul. It's not Soca. What is it? A Soca.

Soca. No. A soca. I'm not saying, like I don't remember. Right. I'm saying a Soca. It's not a Soca.

Like a Super Soca. Right. It's not like a Super Soca. It's not like a Super Soca that you play with. It's your friends in the street. Yeah. It's not a Super Soka. Yeah, yeah.

Screw to Hydrant. It's not an Azusa Chupa. Joupa. Zuzza Tupa. Do you ever that? No. Oh my God. I'm so surprised.

You don't remember that. What is it? What is her name right now? Do you remember it, dear? I'm looking up a Zuzza Trooper. No, and a Zuzo Trooper. When she went on David Letterman and she was talking about her, Zuzo Tupa.

Oh, Rosie Perez. Oh, Rosie Perez. And my Zuzzi Tupa. He goes, what? My Azuzo Chupa. Yeah. My Zuzzo Chupa. I like Rosie.

Play the clip. Do you remember Todd Glass? Do you remember Todd Glass was on your show when it was comedy death rate? Way back when on the radio version. And he kept saying Subaru. Subaru. I'm trying to get my mom in Subaru. Yeah, I can't find it.

I don't know. All right. Well, everyone else can go find it in their own time. I'm imagining it. It's great. It's just like this. It's Zuzo Tupa. Wait, what are you saying?

My Azusa Trooper. I can't understand you. I'm a white man and you're funny to me. The end. What is an Azza Trooper though? It's a car. Yeah, I know, but like, is it good? It's great.

It's the best. That's why you haven't heard of it. It's better than every car. I used to live in Azusa. You lived in Azusa Troopa? I used to live in a car. I'm Jewel. What's Rosie Perez's birthday?

Nine. 1268. You think it's 912, 68? Let's see how close we can get. Because I actually thought it was my birthday, but I'm like, why do I think that? I'm guessing.

It is my birthday. That's fucking crazy. I don't know. So I don't know when your birthday is. Okay. Well, wow, you don't?

I know. Okay. Come on. Why would I know? I know yours July 2. Yours is. Pick a month. You have no idea.

I don't know. We also know it as the. Paul, I think you're a, You're September or October. Oh my God. Okay. And we know that mine is the birthday.

It's the best birthday. It's known as the birthday. I have no idea. Sorry. Okay. September 6th. Yours is September 2? We're September baby.

I mean six? And then what year do you think? Because you were close. Oh, for Rosie? Yeah. Yeah. Rosie I think is older than me. So I think 83 maybe.

Yeah. no i think she's she's 67 i can't do it backwards back okay 1967 yeah and you say i'm gonna say she is 65 1964 64 was not going over yeah um She was great on the flight attendant.

She's great in Harley Quinn, that last Harley Quinn movie and do the right thing. An honorary piss pig, Rosie Perez. Wait. Birthday twin. Okay, yeah. Honorary Piss Pippe. Yeah. Who are your birthday twin, Scott?

I don't. Oh, let's find out. No. I know there's some one. September something. Come on. 20 something. He just said it a bit ago.

When? I don't know. I'm not going to tell you. I'm never going to tell you. Why would I remember anything when it's in my calendar? Okay. Because eventually. What's my phone number?

Because if you, Oh my God. The people who share a birthday with you are. Who is it? Mark Hamill? So opposite of you. Does Mark Hamill? Oh, hold on.

I haven't gotten there yet. There's actually a lot. I'll give you a list. Yeah, there's probably a whole bunch of people who share my birthday. Margo Robbie. Oh. Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, I've heard her.

Yeah. Jerry Hall. Larry David What was your Jerry Hall impression again? Oh, Rupert, I love you. Johnny Weir, the ice skater. Johnny Weir? Yeah, that's it.

You should add a D to the end of his name. And so you wanted to know if Mark Hamill did? It's like, hey, Mark Hamill's birthday, September 25th. Okay. He's also a September baby. Lauren, who are your other birthday twins? I believe Suzie Kurt is one of them.

Swozy. Great name. Jose. Let's see. We got Edress Elba. We got Macy Gray, Rosie Perez, Jane Adams. Jane Adams from back in the black and white days. Jane Curtin, that was a good one.

Jeff Foxworthy. You might be born on September 6th. Yeah. If you're a redneck. That's what you say. Oh, he's reversing it now. Yeah. If you're a redneck, you might do this.

Those are the mains. Those are the mains. Okay, let's do yours. It's actually a better joke structure. I'm reinventing myself. And then September 12th. Here's the ones I know. Okay.

Wait, are you September 11th? No. What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't know. I'm not listening to you. September 6th. Famous birthday is September 12th. Okay.

So here's the ones I know. Oh, wait, you're 12th? Yes. Oh, great. I know George Jones. I know Maurice Chevalier, your old friend from Gigi. That's right.

And unfortunately, I know Louis C.K. But why does it say Mark Hamill? Now hold on a second. Mark Hamill is. And I just looked it up and I said he was, okay, we got Paul Walker. We got Sidney, Paul Walker. Emmy Rossum. That Paul walked.

Jennifer Hudson. Oh, Jayhud. George Jones. A lot of people I've never heard of. They're like 22-year-old YouTube stars. Are you mad that Jayhud, he got it before you did? Barry White. Oh, now we're talking.

I am a little bit. I mean, not mad, but disappointed in myself. Yeah. You could have tried harder. Yeah. Louis C.K. Yeah, we don't say it again. Oh, you ready to say that?

Yeah. Lauren's dying laughing. I didn't know you said it. Oh my God. So funny. Anyways. So yeah. Great stuff.

Birthdays, birthdays, birthdays. Oh, man. Which birthday is it going to be for you this year? Mine will be 38. 38. Good for you. What are you planning on doing for your 40th? You know, for my 40th?

I don't know, but I have two friends who are turning 40 in early 2024 and we're talking about taking a girls trip. Really? And I'm pretty excited. I hope we can make it happen. It's four of us old high school friends. That's nice. What?

And we want to go either to Disney World or to Happy's Place. Not a Berry Farm. Literally like we're talking about Portland, Maine. Like it could be anything. We're just in August. That's right. You were in Portland, Maine?

Yeah, we did a tour show there. Oh, okay. Wow. Well, I might go there. We could tell you the hotel where there was a pair of sweats. just lying there in my room when you got in I did not know

because I immediately went to sleep and then when I got up there was a pair of sweats Yeah we did That's honestly But we didn't talk about Fast He thought he thought he was in the

The leftovers He thought somebody got raptured So I was fine with someone being in my room Reptured Yeah exactly But then the rapture man It's such a bummer. I hope that's not going to be true.

I hope not because. Oh, boy. Although think of all the rings and watches and stuff you'd be able to pick up. And clothes. Yeah, it's true. It would be fun to just like pick up clothes off the street try them on. I think it used to be, I think when the rapture was first introduced as a concept, they were like, that's going to be 90% of the people have gone.

Then the unlucky 10. But now I think it's flipped where it's like, oh, for sure. 10% of the people would be gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The righteous. Yes. Yeah. sucks.

Yeah. Sucks. They can go. It's okay. I mean, I don't mind. We're just going to hang out. Until the, the Antichrist comes.

Sure. But we have a little time, wouldn't we? Like, it's like, come on, man. I was, like I didn't even get to die. You know,

like, give me a heads up. I could do some cool death or something. It's an experience. You'd be robbed of that life experience. Yeah. That would be really hard. We're all owed. Everyone gets it.

Yeah. That would be really hard. Yeah. It would be the worst part of the whole thing. The idea of dying and being okay with dying like at the end of your life. If you get to, if you get to be, well, I guess any age, if you know you're going to die and you make peace with it before you go to be like, well, I'm ready. That's too much. I'm going to go kicking and screaming.

I can't talk about this. People do it though. Yeah. How do people do it? I don't know. Yeah. we have to take a break Bye

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This was submitted by Bree. Not the cheese, you fucking weirdo. Thank you for clarifying. Well, I thought cheese came alive. I was just wondering if the cheese submitted it. Because the cheese stands alone. Well, what about that Bree and ham commercial where Brie Larson and John.

Because that was actually a person and the cheese. And then Pete Davidson's it. That made sense too. From Fast 10. Yeah. It was, oh, really? Yeah, okay. That commercial was well structured.

It made sense. And I enjoyed it. Yes. I saw this article that was like, how did Pete David, like, how did Pete Davidson end up in the summer's biggest blockbusters? I'm like, what do you mean how? He's, we talk about him nonstop.

He's famous. Five years. That's how. Because of you. What? Why is this an article? What are you talking about? Why did I read this?

I didn't read it. Oh, you did? I read the headline. That's just as good. Like, how did Pete Debs had end up in this world, this country's biggest blockbusters? Isn't it weirder that Helen Meeren was in one? I mean, you know what's even weird about it? More than one.

Oh, yeah. Three at least. No. She's a big part of the fast universe. Oh, yeah. Weird. It's okay. Is it?

No. She's in Shazam, too. Is that an air purifier? Do you know, I auditioned for that movie. The new Shazam? Yes. To be what? It would be the new Shazam.

Yeah. First, my agent said, this is a great part if you can get it. And I was like, great. And then I found out later they already had a Shazam movie before that. Yeah. And the part was cast. Well, it makes sense that Shazam would age too. I mean, the little boy gets older.

So why wouldn't Shazam get to be as old as you? But also the sides were handwritten. written and in my agent's handwriting. Okay. Yeah, weird. Shazam is the movie where... You're right. Shack is a genie?

No. That's Kazam. That's Kazam. That's Kazam. What is Shazam? It's... Zachary Levi is the superhero, but it's about a boy who, when he says a magic word, becomes an adult superhero.

Oh. And then he says the word again, and he turns back into a little... little boy. So when he's an adult, he has as much sex as he possibly can. Yeah, it's good when your brain is,

he's a job on his balls. So he can't remember it when he's a kid. He's like, oh, I can't wait. Gives him, jerk out, get up,

should have. So nasty. All right. But I auditioned to be a museum docent who is startled when Helen Mirren's character appears in the museum.

Oh, okay. And let's see it. Let's see it. I'm going to appear. I'll just say the, give some speech and I did they did ask you to react to like all this shit. All right here I go.

All this green screen shit. Okay. And as you can see, this is the ancient Greek bullshit. Up here. Wow. And then she like flies around the room and shit. She flies around the room. Yeah.

So give me direction. What a weird thing to do. She's over here. She's over there. Now she's over here. Now she has a thunderbolt. Now she's going to throw it right out of you right past you. Ah!

That was really good. No, what the audience at home didn't see was that Paul acted out really, really well. Yeah. I mean, I truly thought that you were frightened for your life. I mean, you wet your pants. Yeah. And you shot that. I knew it was going to happen and so I concocted this whole story. So I could get away with it. You never audition for this. I never. I don't know what she's having. Or Helena near. You knew who you're going. I get feeling coming. I'm like, come on, come on, come on. Come on. I audition for something. Tell the story.

Instead of just going to the bathroom. We're going to the hospital. Something's barely wrong with me. I feel like I'm going to pee soon. I better get ready to make an excuse about why. So I can do it right here. I hope they asked me to reenact my auditions. It was really smooth.

I know you guys so well. I knew you would ask me to do that. Yeah. All right. This is a game called, or a three to rather, called Under the Umbrella. Under the Umbrella. Under the umbrella.

It's where it's not wetter. And it is better. The game starts with one of us making a rule to ourselves. For example, whatever is under the umbrella has to be green. That's an example. Okay. The color green. Okay.

We don't share it with the other two of us. Equal to the color purple. So then the first person will say, under the umbrella, I will bring a cookie. And the player who made the rule will say, know since cookies aren't typically green. So I think that we, since they're yes or no, yes, some cookies are green. But typically cookies are brown as shit. They're brown.

They're light brown. So many cookies are brown and light brown. Yeah. Typically. Typically. Typically. Typically. The game is what?

Sometimes you'll find a green cookie store. It's true. But that's seasonal probably. It's probably a lucky charms. I mean like a shamrock. Shamrock or Christmas, I would say, is more often. Green cookies. Christmas.

Christmas. Hey, I might have a shamrock cookie. Okay. Come to it, Christmas. Okay. Now I want a shamrock shake. I want cookies now.

I think we have some of them. I have, you know, I have a couple little snacks. Okay. Let's get about Christmas. So it's won by whoever guesses it.

Okay, great. Let's do it. Please. Please. I don't, for some reason, last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

Very. next day you give it away this year to save me from tears i'm going to give it to someone special i i just like fuck this when jane and i were at home and i started singing who gives a fuck about christmas and then she started singing it and we were singing it all day and it really made us laugh and you've sang it now for six months yeah i haven't stopped yeah i like it something's wrong we turn on the mics and suddenly you start talking who gives a fuck about christmas okay i'm gonna I'm going to, because I read the rules, I'm going to come up with a rule for this.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I got the rule. Shit. Oh, look at this. And it's not a thing. You're not trying to guess the thing. You're trying to guess the rule.

Yes. Okay. Got it. Okay. Hey, look at this umbrella over here. Oh, what? It's Scott. Oh, hey.

Hi, I'm an umbrella. Okay. Oh, you are an umbrella. Oh, this is weird. You got a lot of stuff. You got a lot of stuff under there. Just you room. Under me?

Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I'm underwear? I'm afraid this is going to get. Oh, you may be say underwear. I'm afraid this is going to get wet, so I'm going to put it in the umbrella. Okay, you tell me if that's allowed. It's a cookie.

Yeah, bring it in. Oh, great. Oh, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. Okay, I'm sorry. I have the rule. Okay, no, cookies are not allowed. Oh, fuck, sure. Sorry to get your.

How about this, how about this guitar? Guitar isn't allowed. Okay. All right. The clouds are really getting dark. Um. How a... Okay.

I just want to put my dune buggy under there. No, sir. You shan't put your dune buggy under this umbrella. How about my shoes? Your shoes shan't be under this umbrella. What about a stick? One stick? Yeah.

Shant be under this umbrella. Two sticks? Shant be under this umbrella. What about a pack of cigarettes? Shant be under this umbrella. What about the president of the United States? Eh, no. What about...

Do we know? Are there any parameters? I know. There's just one rule. Like it can't be concepts. No, it's objects. Okay. It's obvious.

Can I put my watch under? Never. How about my clock? No. How about a table? No. Can I put my pinky in there? No.

How about a strawberry? No. What the hell? This. Sucks. I know. How about the sweat of my grandma knit me? The sweat on your grandma knitney?

Yeah, you heard me. Hey, grandma knit me. Stop running around the room. She went to Penn State. How about makeup? No. No. How about a monster?

Um, I'm going to say no. How about a Yeti? No. Okay. the fuck is it then how about a dog no how about eyeballs further away further away how about vampire bat yes bring you in how about a pumpkin no i thought it'd be halloween based how about a pigeon sure bring it in okay how about a butterfly yeah okay how about an angel fucker yeah bring that bring that bring that shit in

It's fucking wings. What? Okay. No one said Tony Shalube. Good job. All right, my turn. So it wasn't as bad. I gave you one hit.

Yes, thank you. My turn. Okay, I'm ready. You ready? Can I put my Cylon warrior underneath your umbrella? That's a robot? Yeah. Yes.

Is it robots? No, but I don't know. the rules about those things, but I'll say yes, but let's just continue and you'll see if me or may not. Can I put Pinocchio under there? No. Can I put my chat GPT under there? Yes. Can I put Haley Joel Osman in a specific movie under there? No. Can I put the Terminator? Oh, wait, maybe. Yeah, AI. Can I put the Terminator under here? Yes. Hmm. But it's not my real category. You got to move away from this. Scentient machines? Or AIs?

No. Okay. But the Terminator and Haley Joel Osmond in this movie. Well, I don't know. When you find out what it is, you might say that didn't really count. Okay. Well, then do we get, what do we get in return if that happens? I'll slap you both.

Oh. Okay. Can I put my Pixar lamp under here? Yes. Can I put Betty Boop under there? No. Can I put Woody from Toy Story under there? No.

Okay. Can I put Johnny Five from a short circuit? What's that? It's a little robot in short circuit. I barely know. I guess so. Can I put Wally under there? Probably.

Could I put Lightning McQueen under there? I guess so. Can I put Herbie the Lovebug under there? Kind of, yeah. Is this like anthropomorphize? No, it really was much more simple than this, but you started it in a place where it just kind of made sense, but... Hmm.

Like, what was it? Where are you starting? Where did we start? Well, we started with siloes. Do some more, like, do some more things that are not related to that, and then you see if it makes sense. Just things that are not related to that. Yeah.

Can I put my hair under here? No. Do stuff in this room. In this room? Can I put a coaster under there? No. Can I put a microphone under there? Yes.

Oh, things that are black? No. Things that are electronic? Kind of. Keep going. Things that are... Can I put... Things have wires?

A nine-volt battery under there? Yeah. What the fuck? Things... Things that work. Keep asking about stuff. Can I put this video game under there? The game?

No. Can I put TV under there? Yes. Electronics? No. Can I put a hairdriar under there? Yes. Can I put...

Things that plugs? No. Oh, that's where I was going on. The Terminator, that would be such a great way to defeat it if you just unplugged him. Can I put a stove under there? Yes. Appliances? No.

The sylon isn't a hell. household appliance, although they call them toasters. Yeah. Things you can turn on and off. Oh, human beings. No. You can turn them on. I'll fucking turn them off.

Oh, my God. All right, Paul Stern. All right, I have my rule. You have your rule? Oh, look at this little umbrella. Can I put a chip under it? Potato chip. No.

Well. Maybe. Can I put a single chocolate chip under their father? No. Father. Can I put... How am I your father? I love you, Daddy.

Can I put a sandwich under there? No. Can I put a car under there? No. It's not sea words. Can I put a shirt under there? No. Can I put a bra under there, Daddy?

No. By the way, you can't put a chip under there either. I can't put a shirt under there either. I can't put a shirt under there. Okay. I picked a bad rule. Can I put a puppy under there? What kind of puppy?

Golden Doodle? Depends. On? Can I put a Dalmatian under their father? Depends. Depends on what? It's yes or no, motherfucker. I know, but I picked a bad thing.

Look, you know how I always mess up the game. Yeah. It's happening again. Okay, what is it? What's the thing? The things that are dead. Yeah. Can I put a puppy?

It depends. Yeah. Is it dead? It was the first thing that came to mind. If I had said things that can, if I thought things that can die, things that are alive, perhaps would have been interesting.

Things are alive. Things that are alive is so broad. But it chips aren't alive. Nobody used to be a potato. Oh, come on. Potatoes aren't alive. It's been killed at that point. We killed it.

Well, they're not sentient. But are they alive? A plant, I guess, is a living thing, right? But, but. but, but I don't want to kill a potato. I don't want to kill a potato either. And I don't know if potatoes are alive.

Mama, I just killed a potato. Is an apple alive. All right, let me try again. Let me try it. Yeah, Paul, you can do this. I got it. I got it. You got it?

You got it? It makes sense, yes. Can I put a backpack under your umbrella? Absolutely not. Can I put glasses under there? No. Which kind, eyeglasses or drinking glasses? I'm going to say neither.

What? Can I put an elephant under there? Uh-uh. Can I put a lighthouse under there? Mm-mm. Can I put a Cardinal? Mm-mm. Can I put an American Pie DVD under there?

No. Can I put an apple? Not even the extra horny edition? No. Can I put a car? No. Can I put a headphones? No.

Can I put a headphones? Can I put a headphones? Can I put a headphones on a Mario. Can I put a headphone? Can I put a headphones? I put a handful to know. Can I put Ross Perrault under? No. Can I put

a bracelet made of beads? No. Can I put a diamond bracelet? No. Can I put a cabala bracelet made of string? No, no, no. I just remember what that was, no. Can I put the wind under there? No.

Can I put a politician under there? No. Can I put a star under there? No. Can I put a planet under there? No. Can I put a light under there?

No. Can I put a lamp under there? Yes. Okay. Things that can be turned on or off. Can I put the sun under there? No. Can I put a penholder under there?

Yes. Can I put some paper that would be on the desk? Hmm. Yes. Can I put a box of permanent markers under there? No. Can I put a computer on there? No.

Okay, so it's not things on my desk. How about things on a desk? No. Can I put... The looking around is good. Can I put... Can I put... Can I put

Can I have a phone? No. Can I put a trash can under there? No. Can I put Coasters there? Yes.

Things you can see from where you're sitting. No. I can't see those things. Okay. You can't see these coasters? I can see these coasters when I'm with you. Can I Teethers under there?

Hmm, no. Can I put any of the Muppets under there? No. Can I put this dry of baseball? Nope. Can I put a plank of wood under there? Fuck.

A lamp, a flank of wood. What else did you say? A penholder? A bunch of papers. Some papers. Things a lawyer would have. Things Jesus Wept over

Would would like if he were alive No I don't know Just tell us Things made of wood Things made of wood So I was close with the plank of wood Oh my God

That is absolutely made of wood Mostly yeah Yeah Damn that was good Damn that was good Things made of wood Yeah So paper

The paper is what threw us off I think Maybe I mean Made of wood It is made of wood Although So these days, who can tell?

Boy, that's true. They might be made of AI. It might be plant-based. I love plant paper. I, me too. Thanks, Bree. Bree, thank you so much. This is going in the wood pile for us, though.

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