Threedom - You May Be An Redneck

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

On the season 5 finale of Threedom: Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about the news, play listener submitted "Oh No" songs, and play Celebrity Hunt. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

3-0! It's our last episode of this season. Ever. Oh my God! 3-0! The last episode of this season ever. This is the last time we're gonna say 3-0. 3-0!

3-0! Did you say it at all, Lord? I said 3-0. 3-0. That was like, how was I could write that? That was as loud as I could write that. That's like saying we're both gonna Street through the cafeteria and then only I do it well that was funny though by the way you still

Put your clothes back on no in the hospital cafeteria. Yes Nobody was there clostomy bag gang. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Hi, I walk in the street bag hang low Swing low sweet come on to be back. Oh, finally, Lawrence limit. You know, hey, welcome everybody to three to my name is Paul. My name is Lauren. My name is scant and this is our final episode.

Isn't that wild episode of episode? I'm sure all this is a good year for an episode if you're not requested to make many more yes and so and who does that who requests that I think Colin how do people get a call in for Colin first Colin first because there's an imposed cards that's stuttering ass all that was just a character what's? In real life he says that's a stammer. Um, yes, I love Confirc.

Oh, who doesn't? Oh my God. Love actually. He comes to us and he says, if you, he comes to us tonight. My strange visitor. Yeah. Confirc.

By strange, Oscar nominated visitor. We will, you make more three to my full soul. He needs it. We will make more three to the clanking of chains. Yeah. He needs it. Will you make more? Three to the clanking of chains. Yeah, he dresses up as a ghost for some reason. He loves the podcast.

The rest. Undigested potato. He's making a reference to a Christmas Carol. I know, but I don't think. I knew half of it. I didn't know the potato part. So you knew something was undigested? No, I knew that the good clanging of the chain.

Could be a blot of mustard, undigested beef. Oh, okay, what's the potato? Something of potato, yes. Is it a eye of potato? Is it a eye of potato? Is it a eye of patello of newt? Patello's have eyes.

Right? Okay, I'm gonna look at Christmas Carol potato. Is this? Look up Christmas Carol potato. Oh, which is the brew? You may be, and you red brew? You may be and you red neck. You may be and you might be and you may be and you may be and you may be and you may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of under

done potato. A fragment of the done potatos. There's the vision he's seeing. Is that what you're saying? There's more of gravy than gravy about you, whatever you are. That's a burn for a ghost. For a ghost? Oh shit. I think you're some food I ate.

It's a convoy that's burned. It's covered in fucking gravy. It's a convoy that's burned but the ghost gets it. The ghost knows what he's talking about. The ghost knows. The ghost knows. I'm just fucking. Also he's like on the defensive now. The ghost knows what he's talking about. The ghost knows. The ghost knows. I'll just talk about that. I'll say he's like on the defensive now.

The ghost knows what he's talking about. Oh, I got this almost time to put up my Halloween guys from Paul that once scared the hell out of me when they arrived. Right. And it's almost time. I really, I'm was gonna do it. I don't know if it's gonna help. How all of you guys?

Um, Paul sent me like these. I asked Lauren, who are your Halloween guys? And she told me. And I got little figurines of their like They're like they're like Funko Papa Jason, but they're like little statues with big heads and they're all these horror characters They're they're horrors They're horrors and slut their famous shit working and I I pushed them out and I look at

And I pushed them out and I looked at them. There I get it. Gorgeous. Love them. There's like, uh. Who is it? There's like, Scarecrow. Who is it? I now am more of a...

Wait, Scarecrow. No, it's not Scarecrow. Is that man? No, no, no, I'm mixing it up because it looks like that. It's that one that has the candy. Who's like, a little candy man? What the fuck are you talking about? Not candy man.

You know that bag guy who's like, in a burlap sack and has like a big lollipop. No, no. It's a scary movie. Oh, you bought this? It's a real movie? Yeah. Is it one of the strangers? Look it up.

What am I supposed to look up in a real- You did not have a big lollipop. Scary movie. It's bad. Candy. Candy. Man burlap sack lollipop. It's all gonna come back.

It's all gonna come back. Sac lollipop. Okay, here we go. Sac, is it from the movie Trick or Treat? It's from like Trick or Treat. and burlap sack like it's all gonna come back. Sack lolly pop. Okay, here we go. What is sag is it from the movie Trick or Treat? It's from like. Trick or Treat. Yeah.

If I could call it. And then there's like Freddy Krueger. And then there's like. What's scary movie has a burlap sack head? Trick or Treat himself. I saw someone dressed as that walking on the street around Halloween last year, but it wasn't Halloween yet.

And I was like, you're scary. It's true, yeah, I should get you a scary movie or is it a kid's movie? It's a scary movie. Oh, I got it. That's a killer. That's a killer. It's sort of comedy too. Yeah, it's fun.

It's a fun movie. Or like, you know, slap-stupid. It's spoopy-pupy. It's spoopy-pupy. It's spoopy-pupy for your spaghetti monster. When did it come out? It wasn't long ago. It was a 307.

It was long ago. I'm afraid Kurt is the maniac. 2007. It was long ago. I'm afraid Curtis, the maniac will appear. Curtis, the maniac. I'm scared. It told me hush now, hush now. But those are my scariest decorations. My decorations tend to skew charmingly cute.

Yeah. But they're still kind of cute because they're like little heads. We're doing, I love a little head. I love an empty heart. It's me. It's me, I love a little head. I love an empty hearted. It's me. It's a good kid. I love a little head. Just a little.

It's a small amount. Sick. There was a comic that I knew in Philly. Do you remember when the local news went from 11 p.m. to 10 p.m.? Like that whole day? That's the whole world change. Wait, 11 p.m. It used to be like 10 p.m. When I p.m. All day that the world changed. 11 p.m.

It used to be like 10 p.m. When I was in the rabbit's head. What would they do between 10 p.m. and 11 p. You simply don't understand. Okay. They moved the news. Falling 11 p.m. to 10 p.m. What did you think he said?

They started at 11 p.m. and then it goes all the way to 10 p.m. The next day. And they took one hour off to sleep and they moved to do this. Yeah. Yeah. They moved. Wait, so it moved from 11.

Like when I was a kid, local news was six and 11 and we liked it that way. And we liked it. We were scheduled our whole day around it. Six is like you're getting home from work. 11's like you should be a sleep dad. Yeah. Why are you watching the news right now? 11's like, you should be asleep, dad. Yeah. Why are you watching the news right now? Yeah. Cause he finally has a moment to take.

But 11's too late. It's not too late when you consider getting the kids to bed. Then you have to wait for your fucking wife to go to bed. And then it's like, okay, let's watch. Well, this is my domain, my castle. It's the current days of it. I get what the news. I watched the fucking news the other day for the first time. I watched live TV for the first time in a long time. And I watched something at 10 p.m. and at 11 the news came on. And I could not believe how far it's fallen. Like the

lead story was coyote attacked a dog. Oh no, because they're doing news all day. So they just need whatever they can get that And it was just like a video that someone posted on Twitter. Yeah, local news in Chicago is that Prof. I mean usually I mean back when we were watching it was at least someone got murdered somewhere Yeah, something like that But now it's just like a dog was attacked and then they did all angles of it. They what they showed it They showed it and then they like the the reporter went out and talked to the woman, like did all, you know, all this,

just for like, did they talk to the coyote? Yeah, I'm sorry, you should interview the person. You're like, oh, no, sorry. I do it again. I don't wanna interrupt you. For life. I appreciate that. So, are you gonna say one more?

So, there was a, because if not, I have something else to, I was gonna talk about it. So there was a slow, the local Fox affiliate, their slogan was when they made the move from, they were the first ones to do it, I remember locally. They moved from 11 to 10 and their slogan was, an hour of news, an hour ahead. So you were like, you felt like you were getting the jump. You got it ahead of everyone. Yes. But there was a there was a comedian that he's very nice guy. But his he had a joke that was about that that was

dependent on his speech pattern. And it's the only way it worked. He's like, you know, he's thick accent. He's like, hey, you know, I'm watching Fox News and they say they're going, they're gonna go earlier and they say an hour and news and hour ahead. And I'm thinking, doesn't sound bad, hour and news. And I'm worried. So that you would be getting head for an hour. Oh, I got it.

I chuckled and torqued. Which it works if the phrase was an hour of an hour of news, an hour of an hour of an hour of news, an hour of an hour of an hour of an hour of an hour of head. Yeah. I mean, would you like an hour of head and would you watch an hour of news if that meant you would get an hour of head? I just can't. How the fuck you can't. Yeah, I can't unless I bring it up.

If it comes out of your brain, it's okay. It's fine. I could draw the field faucet. I can't say it's disgusting. By the way, you are the one who started when he said, a little head. You're the one who you reacted as fast as I. I sure, but begged me to tell that story, Lauren. Don't forget it's on tape.

Please, please, please, a little story going to the guy said the and then please break it down with you. And then we're talking about please. Don't include me just making about that. Head is for men and women. I know, but you were looking at him. Now, I'll help.

And I didn't want to be a part of it, okay? Why can't I have some fun? You can. Do whatever you want. An hour is too much. Okay. What's the limit? What is this?

High school? To do it. I'm just kidding. So now you're in. Wait. Wait, you had something, but I also have something. I have nothing. I have one of our most revered segments.

Oh, well, I guess I started to do to reality recap. Yeah. Well, because I started YouTube, but this is kind of more. Is this Laura's topics? No, this is a reality recap. Yeah. Yeah. This is what you had before.

Yeah, because you were talking about that coyote eating that dog and that made me think about how we, Mike and I have been watching. That's a show now. Two coyotes eat one dog. Coming up. That's a show now. Two coyotes, he won dog. Coming up. It's a power long. Perfect for a blow job. Perfect.

You're perfect to watch while you're getting in there. Perfect for a single blow job. Perfect. Perfect for a single blow job. We're watching. The bear too short for a blow job. I've always said that. We're addicted, positively addicted to the show alone, which has been pitched to me many times

by Manzukiya Smerry, a lot of people I know. So now people have to pitch you shows? They're just telling me, oh, you gotta watch this, you gotta watch this. And it's come up enough times, then some of their friends mentioned it. They're gonna be like, let's start getting like a small business loan.

It's called a loan, a-l-o-n-e, and then these people are survivalist. They go in by themselves to get loans. Yes. And it's really hard because we know what they're going to go shooting with you. They're great. Grandma, help me get this loan.

No, they go. He's a good boy. He'll pay it back. So we started with season six because the internet said that was like one of the most exciting seasons. Don't you want to start slow and then work up to it? Oh, okay. Because now nothing will match season six.

No, we were just watching past that now, basically. I see. Season six, it's on Hulu, but people are surviving alone in the Arctic. Oh. And for as long as they can, and they're all in different places. So what is it like 45 minutes? Um. Before they tap out?

No, I mean, these people go a long time. Some people don't last long, but they're not naked. They're clothed and alone. They are clothed and alone. How clothed? Warm winter clothes. But like underneath G strings? Yeah, they have G strings underneath and titty tassels.

And it's so... And that's mandatory. And so you only see that when they're changing. And women, they're close. But it's really great. And one person wins at the end, but they don't know if they're being... So to group of people. They're all in separate places.

They have no idea what's going on with anyone else. And you're just trying to go as long as you can go. Wait, so when the second- to last person drops out, do they tell the first person like, oh, hey, that person dropped out, or do they just see how, do they never tell them? They go, no, they don't make them go too long. They just go right when that person leaves.

They go over to them and they have an hour. I think it would be funny, like someone drops out three days in and then another guy goes 27 days. It honestly might be a couple days later because one of the things that happens is they bring out a member of their family to surprise them and say like you won.

Oh, and it's always a surprise even though there's multiple seasons. Well, I've only seen the ending of one season, so I don't know. But the surprise would be you don't know that they're coming because you don't know that you won. Right. So like, you're hoping every day that that would happen to you, but it's probably not going to. So you just have to keep working shooting beavers. So fucking, we know we're on season nine. We're keeping working shooting beavers.

No, they're in Canada somewhere in season nine. What do you think of beavers? Like the, the, the, balloon averse. Oh, but the wait, but the best part of the show, I just need to say it one. The balloon averse. That's what they would call the world of the show.

Is the below is the movie by baloney. I started watching that reason with. This is the first series that are below the first. But wait, wait, wait. So they're, they're all people who are like really good at doing this. Like they've, they're either like a teacher of survival or they've lived like this in different parts of their life

or whatever where they have to hunt. And so they only have a few tools. They have like, and wait, only have a few tools they have like and wait and they can do it they can do it they have both the narrows sometimes they have there's an air come on man you can't it can't be come on word yes when it comes to the Lord is this our last episode you're trying to like squeeze them in yeah get it all out all out there. So any who, it's kind of great though, because they're eating like this fucking stuff. Great like Alexander the Great.

They'll kill, kill. This guy kills like a mole rat or something. Like something really gross. A mole rat? Yeah. Oh my God. Now I'm doing it intentionally. It's a tiny, it kills a tiny Kevin Smith.

And he cooks it up and he's like, he's like one of the most impressive guys. He makes this amazing like shelter and he's like doing, he's like, he looks like the guy from Stranger Things who like takes in 11. I don't really haven't seen that show beyond for season one, but you know what I'm talking about.

He's great, very hard. He kind of looks like him. He's like, just seems really like tough and like he's got it all together. And he eats this fucking like muskrat, whatever. And then he's got it all together and he eats this fucking like muskrat whatever and then he's Literally two hours later like oh It's like it started to become our catchphrase for this show is oh my god

He's someone eats like this is so because it's so good This is so good and then an hour later. He's like dying of like food like serious Parasites in his stomach, so he eats beaver for an hour and what happens? Yeah. Oh, God. Wow. Oh dear, yeah. Wow.

No, he, yeah. So every single person who eats something, basically you start to think that that's what's gonna happen every time because it happens a lot. It doesn't always mean they go home, but like they feel so ill that they're like dealing with this and you're just watching them throw up for like a long time.

Jesus. Crazy. So why are they getting so sick? Is it because they're, sometimes they're stuff dealing with this and you're just watching them throw up for like a long time. Jesus. Crazy. So why are they getting so sick? Is it because they're... Sometimes they're stuff in there. Like you can't guarantee that it's like a clean animal. Like it's like they're doing their best. Yeah, they're not on a farm.

Yeah, yeah. These animals are... They're eating more sorts of stuff. And a lot of times it goes well, but like they're eating squirrels and... Ugh. So gross. Can they bring food if they want? No. Yeah, you're if they want? No.

But you're allowed to bring one thing, giving dinner. Here's my question for you, how long would you last? Not like one year? Yeah, I think I would bring 10 candy bars, I'd eat them all, I'd be my 10 things that I would bring. I'd be fit if I can, I'd eat them all. I would, I'd eat them all in one minute.

I can see myself actually bursting into tears and being asked to go home. Oh, ask. And asking to go. You have to tap out, you have to call on your walkie-talkie. Yeah. And they would call you and they'd say, you have to go home. Like as soon as the chopper starts flying away.

No, I made a mistake! You didn't tell me the chopper was leaving! I don't have a tent! They don't have tents. They have a tarp, they have to build their shelter. Oh, they have a tarp. They make it out of like, no, they're amazing. You didn't mention the tarp.

I would do that 21 days. They're all chopping wood and making like log cabins and stuff. It's like amazing. But the season nine, the season six was they have to stay as long as they can and they went $500,000. Oh, you didn't mention that. Yeah, it's really good. Money.

Eight months. Season nine, they have. Oh, it's for money. I could do anything a hundred days. They have to reach the first 16. I won't say but the people who were there were not lasting. Wow. Wow. A hundred days. I can do it. How should should do it? 100 days. You still right now. Okay, bye. Wow. We called my bluff. Oh, right. Well, Lauren, what's going on? That's what I'm watching. You feel like Scott, what's the person that connected us and now we have nothing to talk about? Exactly. Hi, everywhere. Did you miss me? Who the fuck? Who is that? It's me. I shrug myself. Why?

Squish him. You didn't say not to. You didn't say not. I have to always say not to shrink yourself. Yeah. That seems like that's a lot of work for everyone else except you. Sorry, but I did it. But do I have to say not to do everything else that I don't want you to do?

Yeah. Okay, listen, don't be gigantic. Oh, good catch. Wait, you're don't be gigantic. Good catch. Wait, that's your next port of call? Gigantic port of call. So, what's your reality? I'm not counting. Are you done with Vanderpump yet?

We are, I am, I am. I noticed you sent me a, you sent me a video and it seemed to be from the season. Yes, we made it to season 10. We made it of course to, first we made it to a major milestone, that's a Bitcoin. Yeah. Which was not quite the way Scott delivered it.

Wow, not a great question. Was I correct though that later they would, they would make more out of it in the end? No, it's always the same thing. It's always the exact same thing. Yeah, they didn't like auto to, that's a Bitcoin. No, he real foot. That's a Bitcoin. No, he just goes, that's Bitcoin.

Yeah, I saw it. It's still horrible. I saw it. I didn't know what you were, I didn't know what that means. Because when Scott does, he goes, that's a Bitcoin. Yeah, he makes so much more like a child catcher. So I'm wrong. So, is that what you're saying?

Yeah, you're wrong and bad. So we have, we have finally, we know what scammed of all is. Thank God, because that's the only thing I know. So were you shocked when scammed of all happened? Well, obviously we were going into it looking for signs of what it would be. Right. Which they then had to edit into the later episodes of the show. Yes, were you right?

I had two possibilities and one of them was right. It was not specifically that person. Oh, so you knew it. You're not protecting anyone. You knew it had to be saying the names. I knew Santa was involved. Probably because of the name, Scandival. That was my first clue and I was like, it can't be that easy.

And then it turned out to be awesome. Wow. Do your own research. But I did call that he had an affair that was like an off camera affair. Did you think I was a producer or something? I thought it was maybe somebody that we had not, somebody that was not involved in the show.

Right, right, right. But I knew it had to be something slimy. I thought it would do that or that he fucked over his business partner. Oh, okay. But you will never do that. Made a thing that was like comparing it if you don't watch the show.

It's like if Obama was secretly having an affair with Jill Biden. That's how close it was. It's like, if Bill Clinton had an affair with an intern or something. Oh my God, that would be insane. An intern who was a great friend of Hillary Clinton. What if they were best friends? But anyway, that's as bad as a individual. It is, so we,

So you're happy? We're not completely done. No. We are halfway through the second. Congratulations for you, Neaposo. And then, The third. We're going to move on to the third.

And then we will be all caught up with the mirror. And then what are you gonna do? Yeah. Watch other TV shows. Really? Yeah, we really put the time in. We would call it a good job. We would say back to work.

I watched a TV show that I won't promote, and I'll tell you what it was later. But I was really enjoying it. And then the ending of the season was in the middle of a climactic moment, which is how the show hadn't been working at the end of every episode. Like, oh, big thing happens. Then you want to keep watching. Yeah. And just ended.

And I'm like, I'm not, do you're not going to, you're not going to get another season? Or it's going to be two years to like get to see what happens next. Teabay shows enough, enough with the trying to tease of future season. Give me like some sort of ending. Then I will want more. Yes. But I might still like, just give me some sort of like, and then this happened. I think like early on in Vanderpump,

there was either like at the end of the second or third season, it definitely ended like a series finale where they're like, it doesn't look good for us and then it all worked out. But it was like the way they're reminiscing or whatever. Every narrative TV show does that now where it's like they end a season without resolving the story they've been telling. It's like resolve this one story. Maybe give a hint or something like

right. You have something like oh there's more where this can run. But yeah, it could go. But but it's it's better when it's more like justified seasons where it just ends the story you're telling and then like the next season you can pick up on a new story. I've never seen justified. Oh, it's so good and this new. I haven't seen the new one yet. Anyone's great. Look, what happened? It's got a shiver.

Are you all right? You got a shiver? We need to take a break because Paul got a shiver. Let's get a blanket. Let's get a blanket. Let's get a blanket. Okay, we're back. Why did you put a wallet in my mouth? I just I really wanted to make sure that you weren't going to bite off your tongue. So I was not going to either tickle

in my ear. I'm sorry. I need a shit. Let me take two because I wanted to see time fly. Fuck. So good. God damn it. Lauren. Lauren learns texting. Because I wasn't ready. Would be three to him if Lauren wasn't texting. Oh, that's not true. That's not true at all. I'm always extremely present.

Ha. Who cares? Who cares? Welcome back to the show. Oh my God. Welcome back. We, I've just been looking at pictures of Sam from Trick or Treat.

That's his name, Sam. Oh, that's his name, Sam. That's his name, I have a guy. Well, now when I put him out, I'll say hi, Sam. I may have mentioned this on the show before, but this is one of those non-musical earworms that you get sometimes, is a friend of mine said out of nowhere, my friend Buddy fits Patrick.

And I think I've told this on the show before, but it's spooky season is upon us. And so I'll tell it again. It's spooky. Spooky season is upon us. What is, is spooky just cute spooky? Is that what that is? I think so.

Yeah. I've never heard spooky. Spooky, it's a very internet slang. It's very internet slang. It's giving internet. If you're talking about Josh the Stabber, you might say that's spooopy. It's a creepy spooopy. It's a spooopy spaghetti. It's a spooopy spaghetti. It's a spooopy spaghetti. I understand. It's a creepy beep. But one time my friend buddy said out of nowhere, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Freddie Krueger. I was introducing you. And that was it.

It was like a British accent. Who, where? What's the situation? Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Freddie Krueger. Honestly, honestly, that's what I was figuring out was on a loan. Because sometimes they do a little funny thing to the camera.

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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, of the copyright stuff. So Paul, you wouldn't be able to say two minutes later You can make up your own songs. Come on. You can make up your own songs. It's true I would too. I think they may just come in in case it has the same melodies and other than they may just come in and go don't know singing Speaking of making up your own songs. Yeah, you have a new birthday song Yes So because we've all been waiting, we were six. We were waiting. I'm open to chain restaurant.

Yeah. And we first order a business, make a real birthday song. Do you know the menu or any thing like that? This is sort of a thing that people do a lot, almost like being like, no one wants to hear your dreams. People like to go like, the happy birthday song is not a good song. It's like everyone's just singing low notes. I don't know.

Do you feel like it's like a thing that people are constantly saying now? Yes, yeah, yeah. One of my favorite things about happy, by the way, I like Happy Birthday as long as it's not directed at me. Oh, okay, it's fantastic. It's always uncomfortable and weird. Yeah.

It's offensive. You can say, I have a birthday to whoever you want. Just don't say it to me. Yeah, exactly. I don't want it. This helps. We don't like Happy Birthday, directed at me. But everyone's like,

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. But I like it. What is better than when people start too high? Oh. That's the best. Happy Birthday to everybody. Everybody's trying to get up there.

Happy Birthday. Yeah. Yeah, it's great. You need to have one professional singer at every party. Oh, so here's this song. You know Brian Jordan Alvarez. Okay, this has been ruining my life, because it's in my head so much.

It's in my, but I love it. Well, it's really funny, but I'm saying I can't want a song, will not. As of this recording, there have been so many covers of it. It is, of course, the song called Siting by his character, TJ Mack. You know, the name is so funny. And I just want to, you know what, in case nobody's heard it,

I just want to play it for everybody. Here, plug it in. Plug it in, plug it in, plug it in, plug it in, plug it in, plug it in, plug it in, every plug you do. Siree, siree, my siree is so damn damn, siree is so damn damn, siree is so damn damn, siree is so damn damn, sireem is Dio Posiro's tandem. Sireem is Dio Posiro's run in a round. Sireem is a wonderful thing to do because you're Sireem. Sireem is Dio Posiro's run in a round.

Sireem is Dio Posiro's hanging from a barbell. Sireem is Dio Posiro's foot being trough. I got one thing to say. Look at the face. being too... Look at the face. But you know... He's kind of like something else. He's actually just... He has a Snapchat filter on.

I love a good song that answers. There was one like cartoon that I think maybe you posted today that was like some somebody staring off in a space that he's been for three years. We don't know what the last thing he saw was and then it was just like, see the opposite of the movie. And then my then it was just like, see the new deal with him. And then my whole morning was just that. Yeah. I'm singing, I can't stop so much.

He thinks it's the best. It's incredible. It's hilarious. It's incredible. I've heard it once. I go mad when things get in my head. I go mad. I go mad.

I go mad. Do you go mad when things get in your head? Things. Things. Things. Things. Things. being songs Matt has send us Matt has send us that has sent us many song Please Matt he sent us many song you you made a request for No, right. Oh my god people did it. So I was looking for a seamless transition into speaking songs

This is it. Guess what? We don't have access to these songs. What? We need to request access to them. So I just texted him. We just texted him. I've just texted him, hey, give us access to these songs.

Come on, dude. You know, I'm up or do so. It's a drop box that, apparently they changed everything. They did because I was trying to get access to something. It's like, he sent me. So yeah, in any case. So yeah, it ain't easy. We're flying blind here. Yeah.

Yeah. If we can't access drop box, I don't know what I'm gonna do. And what do you, I mean, we're, look, I don't wanna give away our location. But Mars, we're in a blimp on Mars. But I will give away what date is, it's a Sunday afternoon. Yeah. Matt better be by his computer on a Sunday afternoon.

If he's not flip at the phone, you think he's a mess? You might be a mess. You might be. You mass. If he's not a phone, he's waiting for us. Now, am I wrong or did Matt have some news? Let me see if I- He had learned topics. Matt has news. Wow. I think I saw this. In a special Lauren. He got in key. Matt Apadaka does the takeover. Now he got engaged. I didn't even see this. This was August 14th. I need to put a like on it.

I need to comment on it right now. Matt's engaged. Yeah. Yeah. To us. To the three of us. Well, I didn't see it. So he's engaged to the three of us.

Yeah. He loves the show. He loves the show. So I don't know. That's the combination of the three of us. He bought the room for her. Yes. He went to the mall. He got don't know. That's the combination of the three of us. He bought the room for her. Yes. He went to the mall. He got a composite made.

That's what you look like. Can you imagine how beautiful we would be if we, there's a combination of the three of us? Yeah. We were at my gym today with our daughter. And one of our friends was remarking, there has never been like a more clear combination of two people with her.

You know, it's just like very, very, you know, a lot of kids is like, oh, you look so much like your mom or you look so much like your dad. It's just a very like half and half. Yeah. Like Maya Hawk. Yeah. Exactly. She's more uma.

No. Okay. Wrong. She's more Oprah. I didn't have. I love Ethan Haw Wrong. She's more Oprah. I need love. Ethan, I'll keep going. We made it up. Oh my god.

So I'm going to keep clicking on this and hope no. We made that one up. That one was fake. Nope. Didn't happen. You fell for it. False. Stupid.

Idiot. We got you. You fool. Yeah. Stop what's going on. It's fun, buddy. Okay. Hey, buddy. You okay?

I'm all right. So you went to my gym. You run around in a little ball pit or what's going on? Yeah, I don't even bring her any time. Is the name of the place is my gym? Yeah. Okay. I know it should be our gym.

It's a little gym for the babies. Yeah, who's the my in this place is my gym. Yeah, okay. I know it should be our gym. It's a little gym for the babies. Yeah, who's the my in this situation? My hawk. It's my hawk's gym. My, my gym. My, my gym. It's Mario's gym. But,

it's a me. So you have a, do you have your friends who signed up at the same time as you intentionally or is this a coincidence? Yeah. Well, we all, there were some friends that we tested it out because you can take two classes before you spin up. So we tested it out at the same time

and then we went around telling other friends, hey, test it out. And so now there's a big group of like five of us. That's right. Five couples. And me, I go there. Yeah. Yeah. That's my gym.

Yeah. Oh, it's your gym. You just go there and work out. I get so mad. These fucking kids just like goofing around while you're on the road. Hey, it's your two. You just go to work out. I get so mad. These fucking kids just like goofing around while you're on the road. I'm like, hey, it's dangerous. Wipe it down.

Yeah. Yeah. It's great. It's great. Yeah, we went two days in a row because we missed a couple of weeks. So we did a makeup class. So we've been two days in a row.

She gets very excited. Yeah. And now when we go to the car, I think she knows we're going to my gym because that's the only place we ever go. But sometimes you go into the vet. Yep. And then she get we have to mix it up so that she's scared every day. Well, no, we have to experience we have to start going to the dentist now. We took her to the dentist. Don't get it. I actually have a great dentist for you. Okay. I've heard negative stories

from other places. So I'll send you the information if you're- So you have one good sort of balanced it out? Well, so you went to spite all these terrible stories. No, no, I went to the place that had a lot of positive stories from people, but they had also, like the group that I'm in also recommended, like this other place, that some people were saying, hit her mess with certain people, and then my friend went to this other place and had a horrible experience with her child where they were like pinning him down and like wouldn't stop when he was screaming and stuff. And her, they was very traumatizing.

And the place that I took Holly was, she had a great time, she talks about it all the time. Really, she wants to go back. She thinks it's great. Like it was like they have a TV on the ceiling playing Bluey as so when the kids laying back. Okay, that's good. And the parent holds the child well.

But I could just put a TV on my own ceiling and play blu-y. But are you going to clean your teeth? You freak. And then the dentist and his wife, it's like a husband and wife, and they're like, they kiss and make out. They were singing songs the whole time and like, go, he's cleaning your teeth. I have a really funny video of it, but she's just kind of like, huh? And then like, she got a toy at the end, she was so happy.

Oh, wow. So, she did not like the first time we brushed her teeth. Yeah. And then I showed her that I would do it with my own brush, and I would go brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, and then she would smile. And so now she likes, she gets very excited when it comes out.

And she brushes her teeth. She's cute. And she brushes her teeth. We're trying to do that with a dentist. My mom was telling me the other day that I just hated any dentist or doctor or anything. But I was wondering this, Paul, do you feel this way? I'm on the spot here.

Because we're the same age. This is the reason I direct this. It might be the same thing for you, Lord. I'm gonna put you here what it is. But I feel a lot of literature when we were kids and a lot of TV shows, like they had a lot of stuff about the dentist and the doctor, like getting shots and getting cavities drilled.

And it instilled like a fear of these places. When really you're just going to get like, you know, your teeth cleaned or stuff that doesn't really hurt all that much, most of the time. Yeah, but I mean, but then as a kid you do get cavities and then it fucking sucks. Yeah. And I never had a cavity until I was 27 or something. Well, good for you. Well, good for you.

So why was I so afraid where I was like, my mom would have to bribe me? Well, some people just get scared of the tools in your mouth and all that stuff. It's kind of like, it's kind of creepy. It sucks. Yeah, I don't like going. It sucks. I don't like going. Yeah. But I remember we had a dentist as a kid who did not.

I remember him drilling my tooth. Drill baby drill. And it hurt so much. Like don't think he gave me an aesthetic. Oh. I think maybe he was going to and then maybe I fought against having a needle put in my mouth. I don't know, but I do remember. or maybe he did and it didn't take I mean all I can remember is the fucking

Crazy pain. Yeah of having my tooth drilled into it was insane My mom had to get a root clown. She was pregnant with me. So she couldn't have any Oh, no My mom had to get a root clown. She was pregnant with me. So she couldn't have any. Oh No, you never She couldn't wait no okay. I think it was a sent that's fucking rough. Yeah, that's rough. Yeah, yeah Why don't you help help her alone? I don't know I guess it's just a story I've heard that this was what I had to make you feel bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it works Yeah, every time you see her Mommy just so what a hat. To make you feel bad. Yeah. Yeah. And it works. Yeah. Every time you see her,

I mean, I'm so sorry, man. You look so dark. You just look at my ink. I'm sorry. So, but Holly liked it so much. She talks about it all the time. She's always like dentist and like we have like little flossers that we that they recommended for her.

Well, that's the thing is, are they like the disposable ones? Yeah, it's like a plastic. So they say that we have to start doing this now. I know, which seems so extreme. I'm like, as a kid, that... Collab is like, well, you have to do it, because I won't be able to do it.

And I'm like, I don't know if I feel like I should, I just show her me doing it once. She'll go, oh, I don't know. Honestly, I mean, you don't have to go to the dentist, but I just felt that it was a really good experience. Sounds like it's a good time to do it. A lot of negative. You don't have to go to the dentist, but you can't stay.

People just have like, and I mean, this is like Facebook moms group, and like the stories of the dentists can be so horrible that like this one is all positive and my experience is really positive. So that's all I can say. Okay. There you go. It's it seemed early to me, but then. Yes, we didn't take her till she was two, but because this this New York Times article, the old great lady, it said, it said, uh, four months after they get their first teeth and Emmys had, yeah, or by a year, um, I exam at a year.

We haven't really. But what do you know those videos of like the baby having the glasses put on for the first time? Yeah. And then they always hearing aid and they always smile. Yeah. I would love to see one. I do. Luckily, my parents are going to rip them off. I don't want to see this stupid world. Yeah, but it feels like a lot of this stuff is happening a lot earlier than I ever knew it to maybe the ways we're recommending things that early, but people just didn't

do it. I'm like, when I was a kid, you didn't go to the dentist till you were, I know he's in school. I feel like I don't feel like I was going to. you didn't go to the dentist till you were, I know he's in school. I feel like I don't feel like I was going to. Well, we were talking about that with my mom and my mom, you know, just all the stuff we're doing. She's like, yeah, we never did any of that. And you slept in the crib with blankets. And you were on your tummy, you know,

all this kind of, and she goes, and you're still alive. And I'm like, yeah. The stats weren't great out of luck. Yeah. She goes, yeah, you're right. Your dad's, one of the guys he was in Vietnam with. Their baby died while he was in Vietnam.

And he couldn't go back and all this stuff. So it's like, yeah, mom, baby's fighting Vietnam. I know. Well, they was that important. It was the time. Also president Nixon president Nixon. What if David Bowie in that tongue had done a President Nixon impersonation? No, no, no.

Oh, President Nixon. You think that's David Bowie's President Nixon impression? Yeah, probably. What do you think David Bowie's President Nixon impression would be? I'd like to do an impression right now. This is the American President. Richard Nixon. It's like a ghost.

Donald Grooke. Richard Dixon. That's a good ghost. Oh, that look good. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He said, we're all, you know how he says, the song Andy Warhol, he's like, it's we're whole. Warhol. Oh, I guess I didn't know that. I guess I didn't know that during the intro. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Freddy Krueger.

Freddy Krueger. He's just playing a piano. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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That has written something new link for the Ono songs. Yay. And I click on it and here they are. Are we ready? I am. I'd love to hear. Here we go. This is by Cole Mapstone. Cole Mapstone. I don't know what these are.

I don't know. Oh, that was really good. You sang this, you sang it. And he said if you wanted people to add music to it. So it can replace the current Oh, no, no, no, by the Shengra laws. Okay, got it. All right. This is by, uh, John, by the Shanger Laws. Okay, got it. All right, this is by... John, this is too long. Johnny 2K, A.K. John, I don't know what that means. Come on, man.

Let's do it. That was sort of unexpected. Now imagine that being played over a toddler dropping an ice cream cone. Yeah, yeah. Do we have another one? Oh yeah, we have probably probably five more. This is submitted by Joe. Okay. This is by Joe. Just, umu, umu, umu, umu, umu, umu. Honestly, that would be very funny on a video. It's because I was a little bit like that. When you're me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me by Philip Emiot. Oh no! Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Yeah, yeah, this is submitted by Lauren Lauren you did it I learned pro tools or whatever it would take That's really unsettling. I feel like you're in the bathroom or something bad.

That was exactly the phrase that was in my mind unsettling. An unconventional take by Lauren. This is submitted by Zach. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Mori Antoinette moment. Oh, well you're the Mori Antoinette moment. It's it's got a vibe. And this is you're wearing white stockings on your heel shoes You know you're growing this You're going like this and you have your powdered wig. Yeah, did you ever see the great powdered wig? It's a powdered wig and you're wearing your white stockings with your heel shoes and these are what we call the Mori Antoinette moments Hey, all of those were great. Those were great.

Thank you so much. Good job, everyone. Matthew Brown, by the way, parenthetical, a composer. Oh, pardon me, all the hell. So some people are just hobbyists. Some people don't throw. No, that was a professional. Some me over.

Yeah, some me over. Little bit of this. Little bit of that. Little bit of this. Well, of that. Little bit of this. Well, that was dull. I was delightful. Thanks so much. Thank you, everybody.

I'm Paul, do you have a new song to, for people to work on in between seasons here? It's a good question. What's used to, I mean, beyond that, what I hear a lot is you've got a friend in me with any two creatures together. You've got a friend in the name. There's that song that's kind of a new song.

Just drops. She might have a little big thing. When they're gonna do it, they. They're gonna do it. They're gonna do it. They're gonna do it. They're gonna do it. They're gonna do it.

Wait, here we go. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. So I'll give a whole bunch of do say, girl, I know you're a little too tight. I'll be shooting this shot like two paper. I know, tell them I'm telling my legs. Tell them you're a fellow, something fresh, I know. You know, have you heard that one? I have heard that one. I haven't heard it.

It's cute. So I like it. It's a fun song when I put it on Holly's like, yeah. It seems like so good to you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Does she scream to music? Cause I. She looks like a little girl. She's like, I'm a little girl. I's a fun song when I put it on Holly's like, yeah!

It seems like somebody did you like. Does she scream to music? She likes, she'll dance and she's really into like shaking her booty. It's kind of a funny thing. Well, thanks so much for those. We're going to take a break. And when we come back, the final feature of the season. And maybe ever.

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I don't have that power. But if I did, let me tell be gone to a lot of people. Let's put on that short people song. What about you? Let's go. Let's go. It's coming back. Yeah, well, I'm just wondering what,

it's obviously a joke, but I'm like, but why? Like, I just am curious why he wrote that. It's like, I think it's a satirical take on like, we keep finding new reasons to hate people. Oh, okay. Yes, satirical take on bigotry in that it's just a random thing. It doesn't make any sense to hate people for these reasons.

And he's saying, what if you just hated short people or being short? Yes. And he's right. It made people hate short people. Well, he describes them with like BDIs and like. Yeah.

They got tiny little voices going BPP. That's a burn. All right. Oh, no, I think they have tiny little cards that go BPP. Tiny little voice going PPP. Oh, I love a good song. Great. All right, so this is a song that would replace,

you've got a friend in me. Yes. And people would put it retroactively into Toy Story as well. I mean, I would like that. Yeah, but I'm not asking money to go that far. That's hard to do. But there was that kid who edited Toy Story 3.

3. Yeah, to make it look like the toys died. And should have to was mom. So that kid. What? Did anyone do that? No, it's so funny. You know, you know, where the part in the middle of Toy Story 3 where they're in the trash

compactor or whatever and they're about to burn up. A kid, they rented it from Blockbuster or whatever and then they watched it one night and then the mom didn't have time, and she's like, well, we'll all watch it tomorrow. So they edited it where it just fades out, right, is there about to burn up? And it's directed, it's directed by, and then they filmed her watching this.

And you hear the mom say like, that's the end. Why would they do that? And they keep bringing it up and they keep filming, and she's like, that was a weird movie. That was the end. They all just died's the end of it. That's the end of it. Why would they do that? And they keep bringing it up and they keep filming and she's like, that was a weird movie. That was just a weird movie. That was just a weird movie. That was just a weird movie.

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Every day. And now, every other day. It makes me scared because it's like, have I been thinking about throwing a empire and I'm not aware of it? I have to ask my dad, because I bet you he'll say every day. Are the guys, I just feel like it's going to be every day.

Are the guys just saying to seem not, like they're not, no, like they think about, they're like, I thought about it yesterday. Why? I haven't thought about it in, have you? You don't think so? Because maybe you have. I mean, maybe think, every time I think about Jesus

and how much I love him and how he died from sins and stuff. I also think of aqueducts a lot. Sure, yeah, of course. And, I think, I do think about rendering into Caesar, what is Caesar's? Yeah, of course. I like how he would dress up like a beggar, one year a year. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do that too. Me too. Yeah. I dress up like Caesar dressing up as a beggar. Yep. But I have a little crown. Yeah, I put makeup over it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can you stand by the freeway? I color it, singular fire. So do it, sing this song. All right, so this will be an original song that people can use. So it's like if you have two babies that are friends, if you have a baby and a dog that are friends, it's like always use a baby in an ant. If you have like a dog in a cat,

although there are videos of kids saying hello to bugs, which is really funny to me. That's cute. Yeah, it's really adorable. It's so sweet. Hi! So if you're having a little one, Anne. Two hats that are friends.

Fuck. Two hats next to each other. Sentient hats. No, they don't have to be sentient. Picks our hats? Sentient. The secret life of hats? Secret life.

What do they get up to when we're not around? Well, that's what we don't know. And we can never know unless we turn on camera on them. What if we did a parody of cats called hats? And it was all about the different types of hats. Like a cowboy hat and a beanie. Oh, I think we'd be terrible. Baseball cat.

As terrible as cats. What if we did this? Yes, I think it'd be worse than cats. Would it be like the actors are wearing a hat and they're representing the hat or is it big hats that move around on stage? Well, that's Lidsville. Yeah. Yes.

Welcome to Lidsville. Did Lidsville, they were all big hats, or is just the one hat that he fell into? No, they were all big hats. They're all big hats. Yeah. I'm sorry, what? I thought the store Lidsville, or Lids is what I'm thinking.

You're thinking of Lids. Oh! So go backwards and that made sense to you, and he said that's Lidsville. Yeah, I thought it was's a joke like that's Lidsville. It's like welcome to Lidsville where everything is hats forget it. It's Lidsville.

Lidsville was a city and Marty Croft joint with a brought you a Charles Nelson Riley that brought me what? Oh, hi HR puffing stuff. Okay. And it was a kid goes into a magic store. There's a big giant hat and a closet and he falls into it and he gets transported to the Lidsville. Yeah. Which is a world of people, of beings that are hats. So it's big. It's like I said, idea's been done.

With arms and legs and legs. Do you have eyes? Google eyes. How close were you to finishing your screenplay? I had written like 99 pages. It was really rough. The last page ain't one. It's called capstone. Yeah, it was called no cap. And there were no giant hats. I think you're safe.

Okay, but it's still derivative. But every character keeps mentioning there are no giant hats in your head about a murder on a train. Yeah. By the way, there are no giant hats on this train. Can I say that I will, those Kenneth Brown, her Q.O. Pa Roe movies,

yeah, you're happy to take them over? I will, yeah. If he gets tired. Similarly must actually. I don't know. They're not good, but I will't know they're not they're not good. I will watch a similar dad. No, have you watched the new one because I haven't seen it yet No, the one genius thing was it looks like a horror movie and then suddenly he shows up with that Torley must-ass and you're like oh shit. It's all can you sing the song that you're gonna sing? Yes, here we go. Okay

I like you and you like me. We're just the best as friends that if it could be and so people may say we're not Even the same species, but I say I like or receive species Whoa, so it's a brand. Yeah, so you're sponsored by Reese's it brand. Did that put that through the hopper? Yeah. So you're not sponsored by Reese's. It doesn't matter that some people say we're not some species. Yeah. I'm not answering whether we are or we're not. I'm just going to say I like Reese's. Expecies.

Lauren exactly. Yeah. It doesn't matter what species I am. I like Reese's. Peace. So is this song exclusively then not for two human babies? No, it could be. Because the people who say they're not the same species,

they're just insane people. Can I say you were talking about Reese's PCs? Yes, I was. On your show. Yes. Stay at homekins. And my whole life I've been bothered by the Reese's PCs people.

But right now, I'm actually going, what am I, what am I so upset about? That's cute. It is cute. You know, what do I care? It's cute, it's cute. Why are you up in so much? It's so hard, life is so hard.

Why do I care? Life is so hard, we should all just get along with each other not be annoyed by anything. There's so many worse things than saying Reese's, what's really bad. Even though it's really clear that Reese's and Nails are fucking normal words, whereas Reese's and PCs are not too normal.

And you have to be an idiot to get that wrong. Okay, but when you think about Robert Blake's shooting his wife, is Reese's PCs that bad? Yes! Honestly. Like, those are really different scenarios in which both things are really bad. If Robert Blake were to shoot you for saying that,

I would acquit him. Oh, come on. What about open humor? Who was like, I created the bomb, why don't do it? Well, but the sucks. But if he said Reese's PCs, I would bomb him. I feel like that's kind of cute.

Thank you. It's all over the place. It's all over the place. It's all over the place. My opinions are all over the place. Should we play a game? Yeah. This game is called celebrity hunt. We haven't played it in a while.

I haven't played it in a while. Now, the way it works is one person will say a celebrity's name. We all say hunt together because we're on the hunt. And the first person is forced to say a celebrity's name. At nice point. None of us want to a celebrity. Yeah, at a nice point. Yeah, none of us want to do it. No, no, no. We love playing the game, but nobody

wants to be the first person to start. It's really a tough position to be in. But then the next person has to say a celebrity that starts with the last letter of the previous celebrity's name. That's right. And it's a celebrity not a fictional character. Is that true? That's true.

That is true. I don't think we've ever come across that issue. Can we do fictional characters? No. That's true. That is true. I don't think we've ever come across that issue. Can we do? Can we do fictional characters? No! Why? Bitch? Why you bitch? Oh shut up you fucking asshole. Can't do fictional characters, bitch. Mr. Freddie Krueger. Hello, bitch. Mr. Freddie Krueger. He's doing that much. Oh, he's just in one movie? He said hello, bitch. Hello, bitch. He started it. That's really funny.

Freddie started it a little too, but he was a little too full of him. I would like to count the B words. Don't trust the B. In a apartment 20. I would love to count them in each movie and see, you know how they count the F words. Of all time or just Freddie Krueger? Just Freddie Krueger.

Okay. I would love to see like stats on, okay, and Nightmare on Elm Street, he said it once in two, he said it three times. Do you think that's not look upable already? I bet it is. Let's see, how many times has Freddie Krueger? First lifetime and then individually.

How many times has Freddie. Facebook games. Krueger. I'm looking up. It's like Facebook, bitch. And I sit there with a scorecard. Yeah, well here's one. I will say here's a super cut of him calling this.

That's what I want. I want to hear this. Oh, right. I'm a prime time bitch. Jesus, I've been guarding my gate for a long time, bitch. Didn't mean to get me that bitch. Bon Appetite, bitch. Oh, this bitch. time bitch you oh this bitch

his voice is too deep by the way his makeup By the way his makeup Make it gets worse and worse with each passing movie like they spent less time on it That's it. Yeah, all right. I liked it. I would say if you're making a if you're making a super cut also like let's balance the sound levels Yeah, I want to just play it for my friends about it being like loud quiet loud quiet Like by the end it looks like Tommy Lee Jones two face levels of makeup, or just like slap something on for 45 minutes. I'm really familiar with that at this time. It's so fun.

But do you know the story that they had this elaborate makeup plan for Tommy Lee Jones? Like it was going to look awesome. Yeah. And then like on the day he was like, no, no, I'm putting that shit on my face. What? And so they just slapped like a plastic thing on his face that took 45 minutes to glue on. That's wild.

They were like, no, this is gonna take four hours. He's like, absolutely not. It is, it is crazy. You can be like, when people spend like half, like six hours in the makeup chair, work for like two hours, and like it, like five hours taking it off or whatever. If you're a cling gun, and then you have have to go there and then all you get to say is

or a forangi or a forangi and all you get to say is I like gold. That's a lot. Yeah. Forangi are like space Jews. Please. That's not okay. Whatever you just said. I'm just saying it's not okay.

No, it's not a. Forangi are not okay, right? The depiction. I mean, the depiction of the forangi are not okay. No, it's not a Frankie or not okay, right? The depiction. I mean the depiction of the forangi are not okay Wait, can we just go into the safety of celebrity hunt please celebrity hunt So somebody will say celebrity then the next person has to say the name of a celebrity that begins with the last letter of the previously named I only have a second Well, we drone the word hunt that begins with the last letter of the previously named Celebrity. I only have a second. Well, we drone the word hunt. That's right.

Is there a rhythm to it? I don't remember. No, you just gotta keep the move. Just just move. We gotta go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, The ball is still there for five minutes before you throw back. That sounds fun. Do you want to play? That sounds fun. Yeah, where one person holds the ball for five minutes. That sounds so relaxing. Let's do it.

All right, who would like to start? I'm gonna start. Okay. All right, and then which way are we going? Scott. Cloak-o-eyes. Cloak-o-eyes. Yeah, where the egg comes out to pushy.

And half the way. Hunt. Yanny. Hunt. Edel DeZ. Ha ha ha. Edita Mendele. Hunt.

Lorenzo Lomas. Hunt. So Vester Stallone. Hunt. Eric. Fucking Stoltz. Hunt. Zane Billy Hot can you really go backwards? Oh come on

I'll see you in the next you can You can just do your right you can I'm just saying right now. That's really hard. Yeah, okay. Okay. So Zane Billy okay Yeah, what's her name who plays Maggie on not Maggie Lisa Simpson? We can't do this come on You're out hunt you have to be out. Let's just keep going all right fine. Yeah, yeah, Jasmine bleeds Harry Anderson hunt Natalie Wood hunt Doritos.

No. What the, Doritos? Your rule is you can never get out. This is Danny Doritos. But you also don't do any really. Danny Doritos. Go. Hot.

Danny Doritos. Hot. Samantha Morton. Who is that? Hot. She was in Broken Arrow. Nile Horan hunt one direction Neville Neville

Any with an eight no She's a mononin Navi you don't get Your out your out of your wrestler out here. You didn't even know you're out your out He's not a piece to this game. He's out. Let's you come back out you can come back. Okay. I'll come back But not right now no I'll come back No, no, no, just yeah, yeah, clearly from the Herman's Hermit all of them Shannon Mador

Who's bedor from Ross was sitting with a are are Richard round tree hunt Elijah Wood hunt Don Rickles Susan Sarandon Hunt Nolan comma Christopher Um Robin Williams Hunt Stephanie Powers Hunt Supe Sanders Oh my God!

Sales. You're so close. So weird to hear you say that. It didn't seem right. That's a cross between soupy sails and kernel sanders. Exactly. I would love to see that. We're like soupy sails.

Oh my God, I love to see that. Instead of making soup, he made chicken. Oh, he makes chicken and... Instead of soup. Yeah, what she did make. Yep, every day. Okay, let's start over. Soupy is a word, I'm gonna go.

We're gonna go for. Really is. We're gonna go counter-parry. It's like, is that, are you talking about your diarrhea? My diarrhea is hard and publish. All right, here we go, ready, I'll start. Okay. Evan Dando.

Hunt. Hunt. Oh, well, I was supposed to be me next. I said it wrong the other way. Okay. Good. Yeah. Good. Let's do matters.

That's why you mentioned it. But I was just saying that so it's clear. Orlando Bloom. Hunt. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Madison Callhorn. Hunt. Nivea. You can't repeat them.

What? Yeah. Can't repeat them. What? Yeah. Can't repeat them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh Lauren Holly Tear a missu I'm just a you deserve two things to eat. We shouldn't do this right before lunch time I always think of tear me to see what I'm hungry What's for lunch cheer missu Okay, you're out again. Hunt.

Okay, well, Doug, I'm dating to Vito. Hunt, Oliver Hudson. Hunt, Neil deGrasse Tyson. Hunt, Nick Nolte. Hunt. Evan Rachel Wood. Hunt. Diane Von Firstenberg.

Hunt. Gregory Hines. Hunt. Ssss. Stanley. Stanley. Hunt. Hunt. And... Gerrit. Stanley Stanley hunt

uh Gerrit hot Tina Turner hot Robin right pen hot um and Natalie in brulea

hot Anthony Anderson and Natalie and Brulia. Hans. Anthony Anderson. Hans. So many ends. We always run into this. Nick Lache. Hans.

Yvonne or G. Hans. Hans or G. She's from Instagram here. Yeah, man. Hans. Hans. Is he, is he is Alia? Hans. Yeah, man. Hunt. Hunt.

Is Iggy Azalea. Hunt. Hunt. Uh, Anna Pacqun. Hunt. More ends. I'm sorry. Thought of Niels.

A lot of N-N-Niels. Arm strong. Hunt. Greg. Greg. The arm strong hunt Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Comma Clark Greg for Lanty Greg I mean somebody real yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Greg Preletti. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh- hunt, damn Judy Dench hunt Helen hunt hunt. Oh, that's the way you win. Yeah, oh, yeah, I said, yeah, you won

because you said Helen hunts. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way out of it. There's no way out. Okay, we've kind of gone forever. Listen, if you'd like to send just a feature, write to,

three, no, write to three to USA at gmail.com. And if you'd like to call us, leave us a voicemail, ask us for advice, give us a conversational prompt, or just compliment us. You can call us at hag claims eight. It's great. It's great. And Paul, do you have live shows coming up? Man, do I ever? Yeah. When are people hearing this? Thursday. Thursday, tonight, the neighborhood lesson live, we're doing it at Dynasty typewriter. It's gonna be in person and live streamed 7.30 pm, Pacific, me, Nicole Parker, Brett Morris,

and our special guest, Mito Juhari. It's gonna be a lot of fun. I can't wait. We're gonna be doing, for the first time, we're gonna be doing the show in costume. We have created looks, like what characters? Like are you gonna be Sam from Trick Our Treat? We're all gonna be Sam from what?

Trick Our Treat. From Trick Our Treat. And. That would be good. We'll be able to see your faces. Exactly in the end of the night. We'll take our bags off. And everyone is like, has guests, which one is which?

Yeah, yeah. And if you guest correctly, you the bags up in on our heads Our plus free COVID free So that's that's this Thursday then October 9th. Oh, let me tell you something Special thing is happening. That's like a Monday. I Think so why do you know the days? Because I know something's happening on the 7th. Okay. There we go. That's what we figured it out.

He figured it out. Super ego and wild horses. Our once again, joining forces, we're going to do a show that we were going to do right before lockdown. Yeah. And it is an improvised murder mystery. And it is called whom has done it. It's going to be really exciting. This will also be live in person and live streamed to the world.

Yes. You can get all the details at polyphtomkins.com slash live, including for Iatopia in Brooklyn late shows still some tickets left, but they're going quickly. Nice. Um, you know, I'm doing much of random shows lately. You just have to follow my Instagram to see what they are because I don't know if it's up a meal dome piece. Um, but I will say my friend, Art and Marine is on tour on the east coast this fall.

And she's got a show coming up in Philly, which I wanted to promote. It's in October. You have to go to her page to find out what the heck that is, but she's really funny. And you should go see her. She's doing New York dates, a couple other towns, but I know Philly is coming up soon.

Okay, I was wondering why you were targeting that one specifically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's coming up. It's coming up. It's coming up. Let it go! Yeah. Yeah, I have nothing. Oh, come coming up. It's coming up. Let it go. Yeah.

Yeah, I have nothing. Great. Come on. What about all your other podcasts? Well, I started, Adam Scott and I started the Springsteen show. Right. So you can listen to that where it's called, you springing, springsteen on my bean.

What was the face you made when you said that title? Do you like it or you don't like it? Half and half. Did you guys have, I mean, you have to vote on these, right? You have to work on. Unfortunately, we each have one vote in the. No, is that true? Yeah, and we're always tied.

You know what? I'll just say because I looked it up. Gardens at Union Hall 921. She's at Philadelphia City, Winery 1012. City, Winery, God. Then she's in Bethesda, Maryland on October 13th and City, Winery, and Boston on October 8th. Doing the whole city winery.

Two million. She's got to go see why she's doing in New York. City winery. She did union hall and city winery. Okay. Hey, can you call Arton Teller to switch? Yeah. Anyway, just promoting my friend.

That's very nice to know something else. I'm not doing that. Oh, no. You know, although I do want to promote Arton Marine. Just in general. Just in general. Just in general. Yeah, I saw her in what women want the other day. Really?

Yeah, so I haven't seen that since I've known her. So I'd have to. Oh, okay. Oh, sure. Yeah, so he's fun when you, yeah, what's the whole thing just for her one life? Yeah, I would love to. What does that look like?

Does she, she wanted the people who's like thinking something that he can hear? Yeah, I think so. I like it. Oh, fine, I'll ask her. Well, that's, that's gonna do it for us for this episode of Freedom. Can you, this season too? Hopefully it's not the series finale. It better not be. And if it is, um, well, we ended on, at least a plug for our marines.

I know it's not random, but I. I thought we'd finally fulfilled our purpose. Yeah, but I was done promoting my own things to the point now where I must promote others. Yeah, must promote others. So you understand the rules. If you want the show to continue, you have to send physical postcards to Colin Anderson. Yeah, he loves him. By the way, who wouldn't? I would love to get a bunch of physical postcards. Oh my god, not really. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You're my friend and everyone else can go to hell.

That's what I said, go to hell, hell, hell. Everybody go to hell, hell, hell. If you're not my friend, go to hell, hell, hell. I don't like you go to hell. Nice. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh know, we know, we know, we know. Okay, we'll see you next time. Bye! Bye!

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