Threedom - You'd Be Like A Rugrats

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about nudity in tv and movies, being a baby, and play a new Threeture "Off Script.” Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

3-0! I'm singing very fast. Watch how fast I sing. 3-0! I choked. 3-0! I said faster than anyone. I said faster, 3-0.

What? I said faster, 3-0. You didn't even hear me, I was so fast. Was it a flash? Yeah. A flash. A flash. Featuring the flash. The flash.

Superman. Batman. Aquaman. And the flash. You know, Fleischer did the original Superman cartoon. So you're not that far off. Was it Fleischer? Was it?

Fleishman. Fleishman is in trouble. Right from Northern exposure. Remember that? Fleishman. I don't Joel Fleischman played by Rob all right. I think it's Fleischer. It's Fleischer Are you think of Charles Fleischer the voice of Roger Rabbit? Yes Moly's who are the body models for this picture of you and Reggie? Oh All right. Well first of all all, Sean Dixon said,

hey, I have a poster of comedy bang bang in my house. Do you want it? Well, what's that? And he brought that over. I'm like, why did he get that? I don't know. It's like a promotional IFC poster. It was our third season.

Where Reggie and Scott are dressed like in... Which by the way, if you ever have a TV show, you think you'd have some say on like, what your poster is gonna be? No. They told me what it's gonna be. This is the ad campaign. I actually really like the U.S. and I think that's really funny. I mean, given what it is,

it has no connection to your show whatsoever. Scott's head is on the body of a small spelt man with a unit hard from like a wrestling go singlet. And I am like a 10% better body. And, oh yeah, it's just 10%. And then the leg warmers, like hot pink leg warmers, it's just funny that's what you're wearing. And you were like, uh, sure, I guess it's okay.

I was like, we don't care if you think it's okay or not. No, I honestly, it's already printed, sweetie. I showed up, they took a picture of my head. And then they had the models there. And they're, and I was like, what's the, you met the models? Yeah, I met them on, my head, and then they had the models there, and I was like, what's the model? Yeah, I met them out, and they were like, what's the concept?

I said, what's the concept? And they're like, it's you and Reggie working out, and the tagline is, feel the comedy burn. It's just that simple, what is this have to do with me? What is burn, have to. Feel the comedy burn, get it? Yeah, anyway, so now I have this poster of a couple of male models with me and Reggie's head.

It's good. You should have that more than Sean should. Why did Sean have it? It's in a frame. I know. I don't know what's going on, Sean. He's in love with you. Obviously. I guess so. Reggie. True. Or these models and not our heads. That's true. He covers your head. It could be anything. It could be anything. And he finds the original models heads and he puts them on. And he paces them on. And then you realize you go into far and it's like, would you please take this poster off my hands? Please, put me out of my misery.

I have to go to therapy. Yeah. Anyway, so I have a ton of like my old posters around because we closed our office because the pandemic. And all this and then the podcasts, your wolf clothes. And so I have a ton of these things around that I used to store. Well, Jackie Johnson just posted a picture from Sirius XM of all the art, the, you know, the decorated shoes.

The shoes from our friend. Oh, yeah. All of a sudden, a lot of floor. She was digging for mining. She said, I guess it's at the bottom because I didn't get to it. I should have grabbed mine. I know I want to grab mine. She was, I thought about it so many times.

I mean, I want mine. So if anyone out there is that serious, who wants to grab it for us? Or if you have any shoe, just send it to us. Send us a shoe, if you look, if you look into your house, if you see any shoe, box it up and send it to serious. Yeah.

Not one of your shoes. Send someone else's one shoe. Look around your house and find someone else's that doesn't live in your house. Yes. One shoe. One shoe. Please no baby shoes never worn. It's the saddest shortest story. Oh. The shortest story I've ever told. The shortest story.

Jesus weps. That's the shortest story. Oh, okay. Well. Why the fuck was he crying so much? He's a emotional guy. He had a bad life. I mean, first of all, he's born in a terrible time. He knows that he's... No internet, no toilet. No TikTok. No TikTok.

You can even do a Jesus dance. He would have been huge. He would have been huge. Why did he really... He would have had millions of followers. He was, instead of just 12. Yeah, yeah. He had that hanging over his head the whole time,

like, and you're gonna die to redeem all of humanity. Did you know that before or was that a night before thing? No, I think he knew it. Apes. I think he knew it, and then it just kind of like it caught up to him. He's like, oh shit, that's tomorrow. You think he knew and it kind of informed everything.

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so. He started to like let it slip towards the end. He's like, hey, idiots, I'm not gonna be here for very long. You get it? Yeah, together. When I say very low, but by the way, his head started, and you're gonna betray me,

and you're gonna pretend you don't know who I am. You knew all of it. Yeah, he knew all of it. He could be. By the way, his life expectancy, he died at 33. He fed them to fill. He did. His life expectancy was probably 34.

It's like, it's not like it was some great. He was elderly, you know what I mean? Or it's like, come on. His life expectancy was, he was so great tragedy. Masi, sick. He was sick, that's the other thing, is he was gonna die in three days anyway? Yeah, he had a cold.

Mm. And they were incurable back then. We're back at that time, yeah. Cold was fatal then. Yeah, so you know, come on. Cold was fatal. Bible times sucked, straight up sucked. Look, you don't have bras.

You don't. Do you think the Romans didn't have bras? They probably had some sort of cloth that was draped. I bet they didn't have it. I bet freaks man. They were just colligula. They're just draping a cloth over the skull. Colligula didn't have bras.

Caligula? Caligula? That was the N, just draping a cloth over the wall. Caligula didn't have bras. Caligula? Caligula. That was the nanners. That guy was a freak. We watched Caligula at my friend's house once and then he lived with his, he had built it. He lived with his grandmother and his grandmother came home in the middle of it. No, oh no.

And she came and she had a conversation with us and she was like blah, blah, blah. She had a really deep, gravely voice that she was like this and she's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, she had a really deep, gravely voice that she was like this and she's like, blah, blah, blah, blah anyway. So I wanted to ask the thing and she would look at the, she would look at the screen, this is in the middle of the orgy scene. She would look at the screen and when she would look at the screen, there would be nothing going on.

And then she would turn away and talk to us. And then suddenly there'd be like some, some, you know, hardcore sex happening. What were they cutting away to during the orgy? They were like people's faces or Malcolm XIII's going, aha, or what do you know? Oh my God. Yeah.

So it kept happening five times that we were crying, laughing at it. And then she finally looks back and there was like some oral sex going on. She goes, oh my God, she's eating this thing. Okay. I'm sorry. We have told the same stories 100 times and you know what you're sitting on. Oh my god. She's eating his thing. Yeah. I kept that in the reserve. That's crazy. If anyone ever mentions ancient

Rome, I'll bring up the power she ate ate his thing. He ate this thing. Oh my gosh. We died. It was so funny. How old were you guys at the time? I was 19. He was 20. Oh wow.

Yeah. And I mean, I was kind of like, should we be watching this in your house while you're grab, and he had the real kind of relationship where it was like, you know, whatever. Whatever. Yeah, whatever. She's just one more thing.

Oh my god. She's just like, oh my whatever. She's just one more thing. Oh my God. She's like, oh my God. She's eating this thing. I don't think that's what she's doing. I've never seen that movie. I never have either. I only saw that then, but I counted as having watched it, but like in the middle of the afternoon, it's a weird movie to watch the middle of the afternoon.

When did it come out? While his grandmother's doing airings. What year did that come out? In the 70s, right? Wasn't it a, was it a, who's the pen out, Bob? Or like maybe very early 80s, but yeah, Bob Guccione produced it. Well, wasn't it a thing where they shot it

and it wasn't all that great and so they put like hardcore porn in it in order to like, that's a fix. It's definitely one. You almost did that in between two firms you did one edit where you space in a bunch of from Collegula yeah see where Zach is just watching Collegula it goes full screen honestly that's so funny might have improved the move that would have been great um yeah it was did you ever watch movies you weren't supposed to watch and then you had to turn

it off when your parents got home? No, I think not. But I'm trying to think if there was anything that was actually that crazy. I think I was too scared, probably. I think I usually would do it at the art count. We also didn't have cable. Oh, well, you know what's weird here in LA, unlike K-Cal 9 or whatever, they would show certain incindication, they would show certain shows

that had boobs in them. Benny Hill and Paul Hogan show, I think. Crocodile Dundee. He had a sketch show or something like that before which is how it goes. Oh, he was very popular. Yeah, yeah. And so my parents would go away

and we would turn on these shows and it's in black and white and it's like, well, we're that desperate to see boobs. But then like suddenly my parents would come home because they forgot something or something like that. And we'd turn the TV off really quick. And then it got to be where my dad would like feel the TV to see if it was hot. Oh, I do remember that. And I probably have told this story, but I remember watching kids in my friend's basement. Oh, yeah. And her older brother.

The movie kids. Yeah. And it was so fucked up. And I just remembered, no one caught us, nothing happened. I was haunted, you know. At a great argument with a friend of mine about that movie because he was talking to me about it, and I hadn't seen it. And I was like, I don't want to know about this.

Sounds horrible. Well, and I was like the age of them at the time. Like I was in eighth grade. I was in the grade. Yeah, I think it's way weirder to watch it. What's the right age to watch kids? I would say being the same age as that would be the best way to go.

What about one year? In my mind. One year younger. So you can aspire. I was younger. I was a little bit younger. But it was like 17 years. But I sort of think there's something gross

about watching as an adult. Well, yeah, and we're just kind of my, where I was coming from, was like, I don't wanna see that. And he's like, it's actually, you know, it's like really rough, but there's some good performances in it. I'm like, I don't care, I don't wanna see it.

And we then we got like genuinely, we were genuinely arguing. And then it all came to a head where he said All I'm saying is it wouldn't kill you if you saw it and then we both started laughing I must have watched it when it came out when to come in the 90s, right? Yeah, so I was 25 That's that's an okay age to watch it. I remember a fine age to watch kids and what age should one watch kids Well, you're getting older and it's about that time you should be watching a movie kid The century

At the talk with my son my boy, you know knows what finger Bank is It's only released on VHS yeah to this day And then we also watched wild Things, my friend's house. That was pretty crazy. Oh, sure. Very horny movie. It was a very horny film.

Horny. I recall that. I remember I recall that. Did it make you horny movie? Because you do see, I've been having a lot of penis in that movie. You do see a penis although you see one in Gone Girl as well. A penis.

Gone girl? You barely see it in gong girl. Gone girl, the newer movie. If you pause on it, you see it a lot. Who's penis? Ben of life. Ben of life, I think. I don't remember that penis. Might have to rewatch.

Might have to rewatch the Cikinos. He's in the shower. Yeah, no, I actually do kind of pause it. That's so dense. And it's, wait, it's just in the shower, didn't it? You pause it. Yeah, right? Where else would it be?

I thought he was in a pool or something. Oh, no, that's. That kind of warps it a little bit. That's color of night with Bruce Willis. Willis, you see his penis in it. Penariet or these guys got a show their dick. Penas. Penas.

Penas. Pinos. Yeah, Penas. Show it their respective. What's the only reason I know that is because I believe Neil Campbell wrote a joke about it in the company, painting TV shows. That's not I believe Neil Campbell wrote a joke about it in the company. Maybe so. Yeah. It's a better. Um, I remember I saw Kevin Spacey.

Oh my god. Kevin use how Kevin Spacey's penis. Oh, really? Congratulations Paul. Yes. Go. Do you know this is 45 years ago? Kevin Bacon.

Yeah, Kevin Bacon's penis and well, all of these, the hometown boy Kevin Bacon. That's in Wild Things. And Wild Things, but he was on Instagram and he was putting on, he did like, I love Instagram. I love Instagram, it's very awesome. I think he's so determined. It's very awesome.

But he did like a montage of all the t-shirts he got from productions. Oh, that's funny. He was like going through a box and he's like, let's see what we got. So it's one t-shirt. I love it, he saved them all. Sometimes he just makes it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I's like, let's see what we got. So it's one to share. I love it. He saved him all.

Sometimes he just makes me think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet like some of them he threw away after talking about them. But he would like have a little, you know, he would like, this movie was like, some movie about a dog or something. He's like, this is a great movie to watch with your family. It's really fun.

I wish I had this kind of free time. And then to make this, he was like, I think you do. I think you could find it. And he's like, it's my Instagram hour. If you film yourself wearing one T-shirt a day, and then you splice all together. And I mean, one video per year.

Yeah. So the time to do that. So he's, this isn't a good one to watch. So then he put on wild things, and he said, this, we laughed all the way through making this movie. That's so funny. Yeah, I thought that was great. I love that. They had fun. And he sings with his daughter, and he sings with this movie. That's so funny. Yeah, I thought that was great.

I love that. They had fun. And he sings with his daughter and he sings with his wife. It's all very cute. His daughter who's in the commercial with him. Yes, she's about the electric car. Yes. And I knew that because I follow him on Instagram.

Oh, it's his daughter. And then I put it all up. He was a very nice man when we did the TV show together. I think I've told this story before, but he did CBB. He did CBB. He was a big get, so we made it season premiere and he was very He's very he's kind of a very intense talk One of the hottest people on

Earth possibly Oh my word he's very reserved. Yes, and you know I've spent six hours on a couch with these people have small a small talk. And I was talking about his band and music and stuff like this. Yeah, it must be hard. Actually, one of the more difficult parts of that. It actually is challenging, but cool people are talking. Oh, yeah. A lot of interesting people. And but he was just very, very quiet and very self-spoken. And then we, he's like, do you want to rehearse? And so there's this bit, Kevin Town, it's in the show,

and it's very funny. And we rehearsed it and we did one reading of it and he goes, funny stuff. Yeah, he was like the most abusive that he was all day. And I was like, we got him, but then he turns it on for the camera. He keeps his energy low. But he does have that kind of into,

like a lot of intense actors have that thing where they barely raise their voices above a whisper almost. And it's because they're film actors and it's interesting. That is interesting. I don't think so actually. And I look here as a subject. I don't think it's interesting. I don't think it's interesting.

Oh, okay, sorry. It's not your fault. Here's a great film. Make sure I'm getting it right. Heart and Soul. Do you remember that movie? with Robert Doney Jr.? Yes. Where he's a ghost.

Yes, no, they're ghosts. They're ghosts. And they're trying to make someone hold in love. Yeah, he's a little kid and there's this bus accident. Robert Doney Jr. is a little kid. Initially. He's a kid, originally. And then, oh my god, we have so much in common.

All the ghosts. And he becomes a ghost. And then he's a kid to go. They find him later in their life because they're trying to kind of tie up loose ends. And he's way so they can move on like their own loose ends. Okay. And so he helps them go around to all the different people. It's a really sweet movie. And he goes around to all the different people that they need to like connect with to play the song. He resolves it. They play a walk like a man.

That's what you're talking about. No, heart and soul. No, they actually don't. Who are the ghosts? If you're scared. Oh, I'd have to look. Is that chopsticks? I'm saying it or is that heart and soul?

That was our answer. That was our answer. That was our answer. That was our answer. The heart and soul. They go together like heart and soul. Heart and soul. The movie must have been so upset when Big stole that song from them.

Yeah, but they didn't need it. I bet that movie was just because it actually came out later. Heart and soul, so heart and soul's part in me. Oh, it's got Charles. It's got Charles Groten. What now, you know, no, I'm just saying you can't just pluralize move. It's how does this is a low rating? It's a charl gradon. Charles Groten. Alfre Woodard, Kira Sedgwick, Tom Seismore. They died. Hey, Rest in Power, King. Rest in Power, King. They die in 1959 when the bus they

ride crashes. The four continuous ghost guardians. Cool. I worked with him on a funnier dive video. It sounded like a great guy. Wow. It's a great movie. He was born the moment they die. He was born there. Like, that's why they're like immediately touched him. Yeah, wow, that's very cool. It's really cute. I gotta see that. You know what? You should put it on Scott's and seen.

If you haven't seen it, it's on a video. Oh, would you do that episode? How many of my book forms? The last time you've seen it. Oh my God. It was the last time you've seen that movie. I saw it during the pandemic again. I love it.

And Mike loves it too. Moka! It's a movie we both love as kids. And so we put it on and we the pandemic again. I love it. And Mike loves it too. It's a movie that we both love as kids. And so we put it on and we loved it again. I rewatched the Star Trek movies recently that I hadn't seen since they were in theaters. And the, which by the way, I've not seen the final one. First, here's the thing. They were all better than I remember.

Really, I'd want to see that, but I was waiting to do it in air order, so I was trying to get plough through deep space now. I do a project. Can I say one last thing? Before I saw that last one, please. Yeah, please, please say one last thing. I remember I saw it in theater with my friend.

Oh, one last thing. One last thing about heart and soul. She's eating his thing. Oh my God. We, my friend, I went to see that movie and we were like eight or something. And then we came home and the song, walked like a man was like a huge song in the movie.

And we spent the whole night calling the oldie station trying to get them to play it. It's adorable. It's a way to hear it. And they wouldn't play it. Couldn't get through. Couldn't get through to the oldie station. One of these is 4.3, it's a poppin station.

Did you just listen long enough and they played it for sure? Probably. Yeah. Um, I saw a Star Trek first contact as the one Alfred Woodard is in. Oh, it's fucking great. And she's amazing.

I stopped it. She stopped it. I stopped it. I think generations in my rewatch of everything. So I still have two or three to go, two. No, you got a bunch to go. No. Generations was the seventh movie, I think.

Yeah. Yeah. And then there's first contact insurrection. And I think, I think you have three more. Okay. It's not a three. You have three more. Interesting.

All right, well, maybe I'll watch these. Who knows? I think you should. All leading up to Picante. Picante. What's that? What's Picante? Yeah. Well, it's a type of sauce. A type of hot sauce. Okay, I knew that.

Well then, why did you ask darling? Because I wanted to know if you had any grape upon? Yes, we will do my window. And I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go ask Starling? Because I wanted to know if you had any grape of ponds. Yes, we will do my window. And then you had Pagante, but that's like going to help me with my dip in the guy in that commercial was the guy who started the

original House of Cards for the Bbisay. Wait, the grape of Han commercial? Yeah, but from the 80s? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he then went on to star house of apart or house of cards is so old my grandmother hard stuff all right we have to take a break I think the commercials first go all right and we're back and yeah we are back. And yeah, we are back. Sure. And I was thinking the other day, because Cool Up Sister was in town.

Uh-huh. For a cool episode. Dude, I do that. Dude, I do that. And she has a boy who is now going to junior high. Strange and a very strange enchanted boy. And she was, yeah, we know a lot about him. This was, yes, Kai, he of course was down to Prenour.

The entrepreneur was doing the streets. The sneaker head, he, I believe, is no longer interested in both sports cards or sneakers. I love that. I love when kids move on. Yeah. Now just focused on basketball. Okay. And so much so that the baseball team really wanted to play this year because he's really good

and he was like, nope, I'm concentrating on basketball. So, I look at that. He's a very focused young man. Very focused young man. Anyway, but this is Cool Up Sisters first time meeting our nepot baby. And she was, I was saying, do you miss your son being this age and she goes, yes, because it goes so fast. And I was like, it feels like it's taking forever. No, this is the phrase that you'll hear over and over again. The days are long, but the years are short. Right. Wow.

And that'll get you. And you know, honestly, Paul is approaching too, and that's shocking. Yeah. It is really weird. It goes fast, but it also feels like every day is the longest day of your life. Yeah, because it's like, it's just hours of doing,

like, nothing. Yeah. But, and here, so then it led me to my theory, which is I think, because we all miss when people are babies. Yeah. Everyone should, when they wake up, be a baby, and then they grow to be an old man in a single day, and then they go to sleep and they wake up and they're a baby.

I think that's a really bad idea. Why should everyone do that? Oh, I thought I took her anything. Well, I was talking about the question of the both of you. Well, you know it's great about it. It's a lot like that riddle of like who crosses the board. But it is. But it's got, you know, it's wrong with this

and I'm just realizing that. What's it? If everyone's a baby who can take care of each other, you know, it's like the beach and old where everyone's a baby for like, you know, like half hour. So we're all like screaming our heads off and like being ignored and like needing something. But then you're beginning and ending your day in a diaper.

That sucks. Hey. I think we should all be, wake up 25, go to bed 59. 50, add 10 to that? I'm in. Okay. He said it. He wants to eat that.

25, you don't want to be younger than 25? I'm in. Okay. He said it. He wants to eat that thing. You don't want to be young. You're from younger than 25. Well, I think you want to be able to rent a car. The first thing. I want, I kind of want, so I want my brain to be done developing. That'd be nice.

Well, here you think your brain's done developing. Mine's still got to work. Do you go back to your 25 year old brain? Well, I don't know. If you're going back to your baby brain, I would assume, right? I think you should, I think we should all have the opportunity to have our, the brains that we have now in a baby body. No, that's where it feels like. Why is that horrible? Because you can't, you, you don't, you can't do anything. No, you can because your brain is developed. So you'd be like

a rug rats. You'd be like a rugrats? Yeah. Getting up, doing all sorts of things, telling you. Yeah, exactly conversations and whatnot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think I will miss, because she's so cute right now. Yeah. But it just like takes forever all day. It does.

You know, because she's not doing anything. I know. And you got to be constantly constantly giving it to me. When she starts crawling, I mean, you're going to have all these phases that are going to reignite, you know, the excitement. But what I'm saying is is like, I will miss that cuteness. I know you will. You'll miss when she was a little dumpling that she is right now.

Yeah, because I have a friend who was like, oh my God, I missed that age because now it's just like, she's just constantly asking me for stuff. Can I have this, can I have this, can I have this, can I have this? Honestly, that's kind of where we're going right now, getting into a lot of more, more, more, more, more. How do you like it? How do you like it? More puffs, more, whatever.

A lot of puffs? Yeah. So I may be hungry for puffs. We had these, I bought these random sour cream and onion puffs. I don't even know what they were. Some sort of simply, but he, like, I didn't think she was gonna like it,

and she wanted to eat half the, I mean, she just was like, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, puffs. But I do like that she can communicate a little bit, so it's, that's fun. Yeah, she texted me all the time. She does, yeah. She always grabbed my phone,

trying to talk to everyone. Oh, wait, I thought those were from you. When I said, big, loudly, loudly, bopping. Yes, it sounds exactly like that. Yeah, it's true. Do you like, do you face time with relatives and stuff? We don't really, like we're not a big face timing family, but we have done that from time

to time, but people do say that that is, it doesn't count as screen time apparently because they're engaging with a person. I don't agree with that. Yeah. We just don't do it very often in my family, but I should do it more because I want her to know everyone's name. She knows like my dad's, you know, grandpa nickname. She's going to cheers.

And yeah. But so it's like, she says that with pictures. She's go to the reverse cheers. But I need to learn everyone. Actually, I had an idea that I was going to get, I was going to print out or put up on the fridge, pictures, current pictures of everyone. Like mugshot style. Yeah, so that you can say their names.

With their height behind it. Yes. Well, because Tall Johns' daughter was saying Holly's name from her Christmas card. She's not a baby. We don't practice people's names that way. So I see that. Yeah. Yeah. That's good.

Do you think the real quick, just the, the subject of the, uh, cheers theme song, which is you? Right. Uh, yeah. Do you think everyone knows your name, but do you know everyone else's name? Or do you walk in there feeling bad? Cause it's like, oh shit, I don't know their name. I never got that person name.

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a significant amount of time with, and you knew their name, and you had a good relationship with them, but so much time has passed. So much time has passed, and it's like, I know exactly who you are, but I can't remember your name. Yeah. And it feels terrible.

Yeah. I know. And you're so close with them for like a year, because you can like work with't remember your name. Yeah. And it feels terrible. Yeah. You know, I know. And you're so close with them for like a year. Yeah. Because you can like work with someone for one year. Absolutely. Every single day. Yeah.

And really enjoy their company and have a conversation with them. Yeah, never see them again. Yeah. And it's such a terrible feeling. There are some places, there are some times where it's like, I know I met this person recently. So I can say, I'm so sorry, will you please tell me your name again? Yeah.

You know, I'm in the situation now where I do a show every other month at this venue. And it's just enough time to forget every single person. But know the face. Yeah. Yeah. That is tricky.

And there's some people where I think what happens is they're sort of an assumed, we know each other's name thing, so no one ever says it. Yes, exactly. And then you never can say it. Or they, like if you're working at a theater or something where someone comes up to give you some information and you don't get their name because you're getting the information. And then later like, I wish I had asked what their name is that I can know that.

I know. And then honestly what used to help me a lot was we had a mailing list when I first started comedy. And I just got everyone's, and I would email them flyers for my, not email them, mail them, flyers for my shows. Snail mail? Snail mail.

And so, and we'd print them all out, you know, and so I knew every single person's name because I was used to looking at them all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was talking to looking at them all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was talking to Jenny Lewis from music about that because I was on her mailing list. I was on her mailing list and so that's how she knew my name for so many years. Wow. And she brought that up the last time I saw her.

She's like, oh, remember our mailing list and how you were on it and all that kind of stuff. So yeah, mailing lists are a good way to go. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, I think Instagram can be very helpful with that, but then sometimes someone has a name Remember our mailing list? And how you were audit all kinds of stuff. So yeah, mailing lists are a good way to go. Yeah. Well, I mean, I think Instagram can be very helpful with that, but then sometimes someone has a name that's like a weird version of their name. And then you remember that. Yes. Speaking of being reunited with people together with you in a while, last night, you have a

son. I had it. Turns out it's been a while. Last night. Been a while. I had a long dream that we were We were shooting the second season of gag. Oh Got there like the first season was the year 2000 right and then it's 2023

Hey, I can have it. I can do a second. It honestly could happen the way things are now with the reboots and all these things I think that happens with popular shows. No one did, but I mean, I feel like people just pull out an old format and go, but here this was the best part was that I forgot, it had been so long since I played this character. I forgot that my character had a prosthetic left hand, which was, no, because he didn't.

Oh, it's a dream. It was like, no, it's a dream. That's right, I forgot. My character is a prosthetic left hand. I thought you were remembered in the dream and it was like in the dream. If that's right, I forgot. My character is a person. I thought you were remembered in the dream and I was like, wow, that's amazing. And the hand, the hand is not a hand. It is the hand of a, the head of a ear and nose hair

drummer. That's gross. Like the guy you get. Like it's like Inspector Gadgety. Yeah, like in this little tiny thing. Yeah. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot. I like it's like Inspector Gadgety. Yeah, like this little tiny thing. Yeah, and I was like, oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot I Love it. I had a dream. I'll tell this

I had a dream. I did you're committed. I did Carl Tart and Lamar Woods's gossip girl podcast gossip recently Oh, and so I added dream that I always mix up with What's the other one Gilmore girls Gilmore Cains And then they had that pod cast that Gilmore boys. Yes, was that what it was called? Yeah, it's just more guys Good guys. Yeah, I did that one Mm-hmm, but I mix up the shows Whatever I did that podcast and we'll get we'll get to you in a moment. Okay, sure. Thank you so much

I did the Gilmore guys podcast and I had watched that show but fell off of it. And so I had not seen this episode. I've never seen any. I found out live was one of the, and was a live show too. It was a live episode. Uh-huh.

Found out while I was on stage and had to adjust some things in my, in my prepared marks, that it was one of the most beloved episodes. Oh no, because you didn't like it. I hated it. Oh dear. I absolutely hate it.

Well naturally, it's not really for you, you know offense. And I had to really, your name isn't Gilmore. You're not a young little girl. Although neither are the hosts of the show. Well, that's the irony of it all, isn't it? Yeah. It's ironic, don't you think? Mm-hmm.

Don't you? But yeah, I really hate it, but I had to sort of hold back. I didn't hold back in my, what was the gossip kings? Yeah. Because I just didn't understand it. But anyway, so I... Well, of course, you're coming out and watching one episode of Gossip Girl. It's a, what are you gonna post? My memory of that show is doing, like occasionally goofing on clips from it for best weekend.

Oh, goofing on clips. I remember your segment You remember For goofing on clips with Paul lift out kids sounds like a smashed says it really was it was the only segment that everyone in Emmy Oh my god, yeah for best segment. Yeah, they never did that category before or crazy. Yeah, how I didn't think it would make such a just open a chip in a bottle. I literally did not think that sound would come out of my mouth.

You're not supposed to open those. I don't know if I can do it again. Yeah, it was so high pitched and perfect. Yeah, it was cool. Can't do it again. It was perfect. It was perfect. Well, we haven't recorded it.

We can play it again whenever we want. Make it a drop. Yeah, definitely. I think you're talking over it a little bit. So I'm kind of a weird drop. But I do have buttons for drops here. whenever we want. Make it a drop, make it a drop. Definitely. You're talking over it a little bit. We should have some other kind of a weird drop. But, I do have buttons for drops here. If we want to. Oh my, we need drops.

I got buttons for drops. Wait, wait, wait, that would be so funny. If like a billion episodes in, we start having drops. And they're like us saying like she's eating his thing. And you can't tell, like, are they saying that live or is that an old reporter? Can I? This is just us. his thing. And you can't tell, like, are they saying that live or is that an old reporting?

Can I? I want to plug my friend's show, the Smith Sisters live on serious exam. My friends who are three sisters have this show and it's so good if you want like pop culture. Just like check off once wrote about. Yes. Wow. It's great. If you like pop culture or you want to know what's going on, but you don't want to like

keep tabs and I think they are so funny and they tell you the daily stuff. It's every single day on Series X. It's also on the app, and it's really fun. And they have drops and they're really funny. And their producer just puts them in. So they don't know what's coming. And then I love it. Speaking of Chekhov, an Oscar-read carpet moment

that I did see was, you're talking to Jessica Chestering. And she said at some point, that I did see was you're talking to Jessica Chastain. And she said at some point, I'm doing, like they asked her, like, what should people be looking out for or whatever, what are you doing next? And she said, I think this was the place. She goes, I'm doing a play called The Three Sisters. And it's like, it's not the three.

And it's not the three sisters. Well, that might not be it. That was not the point. It was Batman. It was that she's, that's not the point. That's me, that's me. That's me, that's me. That she's saying like a play called

as if we don't know what the fuck it is. Yeah, yeah. She's done me it down for us or she doesn't know what it is. I'm doing, I'm doing check-offs. I'm doing a play called Nightmare for Christmas. Maybe you've heard of it. The Nightmare. Oh my God.

Can I finish my dream? I'm doing a play called Minion. You're finished, get a finish, get a finish. Yeah, finish. Okay, so this was, I had already taped it, but I was dreaming about it. So I was like going to the taping. And I saw the host and it was not Carl. and he turned around and it was Harris Whittles.

And I was like, oh my God, I'm so happy to see you. And then I realized I went, oh. In the dream, you realize? In the dream I went, oh, this is a dream. Oh, that sucks. But then Harris laughed at you. But sometimes. Yeah, he made fun of me. Sometimes in a dream, you can realize it's a dream and then use that to your advantage.

How? Like lucid dreaming. Yes, right? I can just go on a roller coaster with him. Well, you could just ask him a question or something. Why is it always hell? Why is it always... Sorry, purgatory, Paul.

Purgatory. purgatory. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ago. I remember, well, okay, I wanted to say something because we were talking about Christmas, 10 years ago on Christmas. You were talking about the nightmarish just a second ago because I remember Christmas. I remember Christmas, never sicker. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I remember for Easter, never feaster.

Never feaster. But I turned on, I was like, oh, you know, I saw this on Broadway, but I was like, oh, I'm gonna listen to the soundtrack, which I'd never listen to, which is the spring scene on Broadway soundtrack. And I just turned it on in the morning, this is before Kool-Op even got up.

I was taking care of it. Did you mean to turn it on? I did mean to, yeah. So it wasn't an accident. You didn't have to apologize in song. No, okay. So I turned it on and the third song, it's 730 in the morning and I'm weeping. My father's house.

Oh. Yeah, and I did not expect, I was just like, oh yeah, let's listen to a little spring steam here in the morning and then I'm just like, because he has a monologue in the middle of it, which is, you got to play it? I can play it if you like. I hope, but it's making me think of that song Into my father's I All right, here's I don't know how long this is going to be. I saw you in heaven.

I don't know if we're even going to get to the part. We'll just skip to the part. Would you know my name? If I saw you in heaven. No, my name. Well, because it was a little bit. Oh, shut up. I hate that fucking scene.

Well, I know. I can't. You want me to skip to the monologue part? This is a song about us. This is a song about us. This is a song about us. This is a song about his father who he had a very difficult relationship with. Contentious, might say. I'm going to skip ahead a little.

I stood on the porch. Bored. You're not the audience for this, I'm not kidding. Have you ever done him? I did. You fucked him. I covered it. I covered the song of his. I covered it. I covered it. The song of his. I covered Thunder Road in my show. I met more do. I loved Thunder Road. I've never done this character

on the road, but I love that song. It's like a song that I never really knew the words to. Thunder Road. Thunder Road. Thunder Road. I think that's it. You nailed it. There you go. And it's a really it's a really lovely song. I really loved it. Anyway, I would suggest... I got emotional listening to it. By the way, it's on Netflix or Spotify. Whatever, you can watch it. Thunder Road? Yeah.

Thunder Road is on Netflix. It got a whole show. That's why they raised their prices. Thank you, yeah. No, but that show was really good. You should watch it. Because it was not what I expected it to be where I was like, oh, it'll probably come out

and just like, you know, sing acoustic versions of his songs. I remember that. But no, it was like him telling the stories behind the songs and everything. It's very, very moving, Chuck. Check it out. All right. Okay.

You know what? I don't know much about him really, so I'd be curious to see that. I hope I can see it before Netflix suspends my account again, because they're suspending it every day. Because you're sharing it. Well, I know I get see it before Netflix suspends my account again, because they're suspending it every day. Because you're sharing it. Well, I know I get a text every day that says,

your account has been suspended. And you better, you know, I follow this link. I click the link. Give some money. Yeah. It's very similar to me. And then I go check and my, of course, it's turned back on.

And then the next day, another, they're another again. And I'm like, all right, okay, and it's again, I get get these calls these messages on my phone They say 2.1% fine at two point yeah, they start in the middle of the Dollars Like today 2.1 billion in do you think they're talking me? There's way too many energy people are relentless honestly wait

I didn't need to get rid of spam colors because he was in the process of getting rid of... They're too smart. There's no way to get... Shark fees. There's no way to get rid of any, like back in the day, this stuff was manageable when like everything was a landline or whatever. Now, the horse is out of the bar.

Well, I'm sure it just automated computers. The worst thing you had to deal with back in the day was those like someone asking you if your refrigerator was running. It's frizzing. It's like, you get that thing in the mail that was just like a circular. Right. For what is it? Who is it?

And that was, I was like, how is this legal that this, that were sent this? Nobody wants this. Right. Because it's like fake discounts or what is it? I don't know what it is. Wait, are you talking about junk mail? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

No, they paid the post office to deliver it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's a list that can be done. Like, it should not be legal. My post, my post office, that's where you and I disagree. You love junk mail. I love it. Really?

Yes. Because you like to go to the trash can. So I love the trash can. What does it mean excuse to go? Probably circular. I like when you get the ones that What does it mean excuse to go? Probably circular. I like when you get the ones that are about the fruits and stuff at the grocery store. Sometimes I call it the circular filing cabinet. But it's just the circular, it's just about the fruits.

Yeah, circular is just about fruits. Okay. My post, my post, my post, my new fruit discovered. My post-to-worker. Nope. Whoops. That was a strawberry. Bon apple.

My poster worker told me how to get off this list. The list is life. And I think it's something like. You didn't say fucking you. Come on, man. Yeah, it's red. Come on, man. I don't know, wait, what is it?

Yeah, come on. I thought it was, no, I'm gonna say the wrong thing. So I'm just not gonna say it. But there's a website to get off of the junk mail. And I- www.rickroll.com. Yeah, I think it is that. And then you go there and then you watch the little thing.

I want you to watch it enough times, you get off. We been together for a long time. Let's go where to use the Rick Roll. It was like, you have to watch this five times in a row. The whole song. We burn together. Well done. All right, we have to take a break.

I think that we're back. I am not so sure, but I'm looking around and I see it's all here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm really, really here. See, she sang. Is that a parody of the nightmare before Christmas? Yes. What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this?

I don't know. What the thing is? What's this? What's this? I'm standing here in piss. I piss my pants. I do know one thing. And it's piss. All right. What pisses of the party you were wearing? I'm standing here in piss.

What's this? I've never seen that before Christmas. Oh, it's good. That's one I'm gonna check out. But you're gonna want to get that one. You can obviously watch it next Halloween. Our Christmas so on this. You can't even look at it one day.

Whichever one, make it a double feature with kids. Ew. What's this? What's this? I'm sending here at kids. The kids are in my piss. Paul, do you have a feature? I do, honey. It's called, it was submitted by Robert Truist.

Truist. Truist. He smells Robert with two bees. The rain's really coming down. Is it? Oh my gosh. I think he's a robber and he put a T on the end to throw us off the scent.

Great. But this is called Off Script. Okay. One player opens a wiki page or some other article and starts reading it. I think he meant a loud, but he wrote, starts reading it loud. Okay.

Well, let's see how loud we can do it. But at a certain point, they start, they start free styling, pretending they are still just reading the contents of the article. Oh, that's see how loud we can do it. But at a certain point, they start free styling, pretending they are still just reading the contents of the article. Oh, that's fun. The other two players have to interrupt the reader the moment they think the reader has gone off script.

Bonus rules. Bonus rules. Bonus rules. Rules are things that we hate. Other players decide the article subject for the reader to read. Players get one guess if nobody guesses correctly, the reader wins the round.

Do you wanna do random Wikipedia? So random. Yeah. How do you do it? I don't know. I just looked up. I don't know either. Special random.

Special random. Okay, I got one. Okay. And then you'll tell us how to get there. And you'll start. Yeah, I'll start. All right. Napoleon, Bracey, Jr. Oh, God, you're fine. Okay. Because I'm in a pulling. Bracey, Jr. I know all about I'll know exactly what you got. Him. Napoleon, Bracey, Jr. is an American politician. He serves as a Democratic member of the Alabama House of Representatives where he represents Mobile County, Alabama. In May 2017, he opposed the bill for the Alabama Memorial Preservation Act, which would make it harder to remove Confederate monuments in Alabama.

He argued, people that sponsor bills like this don't care about me. And why should I care about them? Because I can't. Okay, you've got to. I think. What at one point? I think it was right when your voice is heard in different. No, no, he did say that you did say people don't care about people that sponsor bills Just like this don't care about me. He did say and that's the final word of the article. So Wow, well then I miss I missed guest. Okay, should I do one? Yeah, you you do one. Okay, you do one

This is the Wikipedia for Smarties Tablet Candy. I don't know what it's called. Tablet Candy! Okay, I'm gonna try to find it. What a gift! Focus on that. Focus on that. I love that.

Tablet Candy. In the United States, Smarties are a type of tablet candy produced by Smarties Candy Company, formerly known as CD Candy Inc. since 1949. Smarties are produced in factories in both Union Township, New Jersey and New Market, Ontario. The candy's- You're smiling, so you're going to be gone. No, I'm not. The candy is distributed in Canada, are marketed as rockets to avoid-

Don't look at me. It's this. Is it going to see my eyes not moving the same way? Is this a bonus rule? Yeah, the bonus rule. The candies don't have to look at the bar. Distributed Canada are marketed as rockets to avoid confusion with smarties. A chocolate candy produced by Nestle, which owns the trademark in Canada. Rockets are small disc shape.

Okay. Why does you know? Why did you know? I don't know why. You have to let it go on even when we know. I know. Because it's like, we got it. Because I want to hear it. Yeah, you want to hear this stupid shit.

Okay. You want to hear this stupid shit? Okay, go. The great molasses flood. Whoa. Also known as the Boston molasses flood. Whoa. Also known as the Boston molasses disaster, was a disaster that occurred on January 15th, 1919,

in the North End neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts. A large storage tank filled with 2.3 million U.S. gallons of molasses, weighing approximately 13,000 short tons burst, and the resultant wave of molasses rushed through the streets, rushed through the streets and avenues, storefronts and homes of 1,000 people

killing 21 and injuring all the rest. The screams were hurt for two towns over. Many of the gurgles of the people who had inhaled the molasses were quote chilling and scary as fuck. Okay, that's a long boring one. That was good. Okay. Scott. Okay. I have to re-random it because I can't even pronounce this. Okay.

Randoming. Here we go. Chandler C. Co-Hagen. Chandler C. Co-Hagen, April 24th 1989 to December 9 1985 was an American architect who designed around 200 buildings in the state of Montana, including the current Montana governor's residence. He almost he almost designed 201, but he said too tired.

Okay. Okay. Cardboard. I think say around 200 buildings. It says around 200. Cardboard. Cardboard. Cardboard. I think say around 200 buildings, you're just making that up. It says around 200 buildings. Oh, really? It says 100 buildings.

Cardboard. It says, 100 buildings. Cardboard. Cardboard, is it? How do you get cardboard? I wrote it. How do you randomize it? You go to...

You don't want me to do cardboard? You go to special colon random. Special colon random? Yeah. I think if you search that or... I just did random, yeah. Great. Okay. So how do I do it? Okay, so boop. I'm gonna random again because I can't. Okay, here we go.

There we go. William W. Hey. William win. Hey, October 12, 1934 to October 27, 2022, was an American geologist, marine geologist, micro-paleontologist, paleo-sionographer, and paleoclamatologist, as well as paleodocter and paleo-pediatrician. He is best known for his work, resulting in the discovery of many different fish under the sea as well as within the hearts and minds of the adults and children who worked with those William Win Hey who's best know This discovery of something very much known to man chocolate Something very much known to man He was the first person to turn a cow bean into a chocolate bar,

thus resulting in the mistakes created in the Willy Wonka universe. So Willy Wonka was real. This is wild. Unbeknownst to his family, he created a new technology we're resulting in the making of sky's great person. When his family. He created a new technology we're exulting in the making of skyscrapers. When his family found out they were noticeably mad. But allowed him to continue his work as it

was funding their school payments as well as bills and electricity. Academic career. He received his BS in biology and his MS in Mrs. Anyway, that's where I was at. In MS DOS. All right, this is Eddie Stewart steel. Jeanette Eddie Stewart steel, 5 October 1890, July 1983, was a British chemist. She submitted the first PhD thesis at the University of San Andreas and worked there for the rest of her career

in several roles, including university assistant lecturer, warden of the women's students' residence, secretary to principal James Irvine, head butter face, and King Lady. She was instrumental in creating soda pop that everyone likes. She invented the root beer float before the invention of root beer. She also invented ice cream by accident when she was trying to invent a new form of surgical lace. One of her students, her Arthur Conan Doyle, became the creator and destroyer of Sherlock Holmes. Another of her students also created Sherlock Holmes,

but after her Arthur Conan Doyle. These two students eventually met fell in love and got married. I'd guess you're to the ceremony. It was Eddie Stewart's deal. Wikipedia pages don't have a guess who. She dressed up like a priest and everybody thought it was so funny, because women were not priests in those days. They mostly were wives, mothers, and the first PhD thesis submitters at the University of St. Andrews. Eddie died of complications

due to a broken leg, which went all the way up to her brain. And the crack started at the foot, And the crack started at the foot, travel up the shin, turned at the knee, thigh bone, yes pelvis, stop, don't make any comments. And then every single rib, ping-pong ping-pong going from left to right, then up the neck bones, and then skull. People could hear her scream through the sounds over. She fell down and everyone came running to help her. But she waved them off saying, no, no, no, everyone has their time. And this is mine. I lived a good life.

I got to do a thesis and dress up like a priest. God, I'll never forget any of you. And she looked at everyone's face for a solid two minutes. And then she went back at the beginning and said, now tell me your names one by one. They did. And she smiled and said, it's time for me to go. A citation needed. Then, she flipped. Everyone saw her soul rise up out of her body. It winked at everyone one by one.

And then it went up to heaven, but then came back down and said, I missed you. And then winked at Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. She is survived by her great-grandchildren who all look exactly like her. And according to some sound like her too, and no more is known about her, except that she's a lot.

She went to heaven. Oh wow. All right, so that was her. Wow, incredible. So they know that, that was a good one. Wow, for sure. I'm proud of all of us. Fun game, fun game.

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