TigerBelly - Adam Ray & How Bout Them Mangos?

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

Longtime friend of TigerBelly Comedian Adam Ray is back, and Bobby becomes Dr. Phil. We chat chaotic impressions, Michelin-level kitchen, aging parents, best disaster movies, a Tarantino ecounter, Beatles vs. Linkin Park. Join the loyalty program for renters at joinbilt.com/BELLY  Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. That’s helixsleep.com/TIGERBELLY for 20% off. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you!

What I mean You don't bail on Adam Rui Ray, right? Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Adam Ray? No, oh my gosh He's actually nervous.

What's going on, man? What's going on? What happened? what happened. Yeah. Wait, wait, I don't even know what it is. So, Jaime, you know, we met at the, well, we've, we've been following each other on, I think social media for probably 50.

I saw a really cute picture of him as a, as a baby, and I was like, that kid's going to be a star. I want to make sure I know what he's up to me. I saw that picture with you. Yeah, let's cut you. 12 years ago, remember? Yeah, let's cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like a little pinto bean in a blanket. A little pinto bean. We're like, for some reason, he's two, but he looks 46. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's somehow.

how I was aged backwards. But, yeah, so then I said I'm gonna be... Beautiful teeth. Have you seen his teeth? It's got a quick shot of those. Real good. Yeah. Yeah. How come you don't expose your teeth? How come?

Oh, come on. What is it? San Antonio dentist. What is the San Antonio dentist? The joke he was gonna do with the show, but he couldn't make it, so he's trying it out now. It's a scriptor we wrote. 15 years ago, remember? What is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeff Foxworthy was going to be in him.

Yeah, Jeff Foxworthy and Larry. If you've got a dentist. How did it go? If you got a dentist, you call me now and I'll fix your teeth. So it wasn't funny, but it was just more like, it was more of like if you actually need dental work. Yeah. Here's the number.

But so then Fort Worth, he came down to Fort Worth and did some guest spots, right? Oh, no, you came to see me in Fort Worth. And then you came to, oh, you came down late. So I said, come do the shows and forth because I saw you. You're in club or theater. How about, remember Dallas, Dallas, Dr. Phil. Yeah, right? By the way, one of the biggest ovations we had for the entire tour.

I believe it. In the top two. So then, Jaime, no, see, the funny joke would have been to say in the top like 30. But it was, it was, it was. I would have been honest, in the top two. Who was top one? I'm never going to do it again. Huh?

I'm never going to do it again. Well, we stopped doing it. Anyway, tell me the story. It got weird. So, Jaime goes, hey, I'm going to be in Fort Worth when you're there. And I go, cool, come on down and do some spots. and he comes down at the end of the shows. And I was like, it's too late.

It's too late. Yeah. And I go, but you know what? And then you said, I think you had a reason. You said I was with Ralph Barbosa and we got snowed in. Yeah, in Chicago. And I go, you got to tell me that so that we can like, yeah, just let me know next time.

But I go, but I want to make it good. Clarity is kindness. Is that a thing? It's a saying. It's a saying. Yeah, yeah. In the back of a Snapplecap or a Penda Express Fortune cookie. Yeah.

Being honest and clear about how you feel is a form of kindness. I think so. If you're leading a girl on, for instance, you know what I mean? That's not good. That's not being clear. Anyway, let's move on. Be honest about you. You're right, Bobby.

Be honest about your intentions. That's right, Bobby. Be honest. Oh! You're honest about your intention. The student has become the teacher. Yeah, I'm Dr. Phil. Welcome to my show.

Wow. Let's bring back Mad TV on CW again and have you do it. Bipolar syndrome. Korean doggy. Yeah, bipolar syndrome is, you know, it's a common disease

around people. Really actually, I'm mad that that's better. Wait, wait, do it again? Let me see if I can really get down. Okay, so what do you want me to say? Okay,

so what do you want me to say? Oh, so how many, the problem is, can you fit in a light bulb? Not too far off than what he actually says. There's two sides to a pancake. There's three sides to a monolith. Yeah.

Yeah. What's that sound? Oh, man. See, and this is my point. My point is... Furniture is always breaking down. Oh, so as a person that works for the show. As a person that works for the show.

You're turning more into Joe Biden and a little bit of FDR. FDR. Yeah, yeah. Well, because I like to put in other people in that. Yeah, you do. You're always a combo pack guy. It's a... Interdynamic...

Diminat, dynamit. That's a tough word to say. Seventh up. Take your tab. There it is. We got it. Tell me the story. So then I go, come to San Antonio.

He goes, I actually live there. Or he goes, uh, I live there. And I go, yeah. You go, man, I live there.

I go, what was it? I live there. And then I go, even better. Come on down to San Antonio. Wait, I didn't say I lived there.

You said I'm visiting. No, I can drive down there. I can drive down there. Boy, it's like you wrote a Jeff Foxworthy Dennis movie. Yeah, yeah. A little bit of confidence. It goes a long way.

So I go, all good. You got Snowden with Barbosa. I go, all good. Shit happens. Come to San Antonio. He goes, that's an hour away. I can drive there. I go, awesome.

Do spots on Friday or Saturday? I didn't say that. It's four hours away. Can I tell the story? But no, it's four hours. It's four hours away. Okay, Carmen, San Diego. So you make the drive.

You didn't make the drive. Here's where the story. Here's the story gets good. And this is the point of the entire tale. I go, come down Friday, do both shows. Friday comes and goes, where's Jaime? Come down Saturday.

No, Jaime. Sunday, I come back to L.A. No, Jaime. You know, the four agreements, Have you ever read the book by Miguel Ruiz? One of the agreements is be impeccable with your word. And in this case, you were not impeccable with your word.

And no harm, no foul. No, there is foul, and there's harm. There's both. There's both. Harm and foul. That sounds like a beach cop duo from the 80s. Danny Harm and Bobby foul. Why did you do this?

Why did you do this? Did you text him? No, he texted me. He's like, yo, man, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. But not angry. More like, I wish you were to come. It would have been fun to hang.

He treated you like you weren't a head, liner. Yeah. You know what I mean? That you weren't a big deal. Yeah. I don't like that. Well, here's, now, here's why I wanted to bring it up, only and truly I don't give a fuck. But I do want to know, what were you doing? I was stuck at home. Doing what? I got sick. Oh, no, you, don't lie. Be impeccable with your word. Be clear. What were you? Fairty is kindness. Wait, here we go. What were you sick with? Stomach. I can't drive. Let's cut to a clip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, stomach

food points in he. That's how you know he's lying when he had to like, he'd like take him to him like, oh, he like almost had to act like you're still feeling it. Oh, it's like five months ago, that it was a stomach egg. So you had a stomach egg. And I couldn't drive four hours. Why? Because of the stomach egg?

No, that and I just can't drive far. Oh, okay, okay, okay. You know what? You have a 20 mile radius and that's it. I would have I mean, I would have sent an Uber pool for you. That far? Yeah?

Oh. I would have tried to figure it out. This is also just... You get what? I've never heard that before. Narco leprosy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds like leprosy at the end there.

Narco leprosy. There it is. Dead leprosy. What did he just do? That should be, that should be your closer. Yeah, yeah. I have narco leprosy and then fall asleep on the mic. Yeah.

Nice. No, I can't. But just, you know, if you're going to say you're going to do something, do it. And if you can't do it, did you call them and say, I can't make it? I saw an impression. That's Joe Biden. What do you mean? He came out. I did a stand-up special at a company store.

I did a stand-up special comedy store. Hey, I think I remember you from the war. I remember you from the war. Over there, from the war. No, no, my dry cleaner. Where did I see you? This guy over here. Here's my first Filipino friend.

Okay. That was mine pretty good? Very good, actually. Bobby, you're a lot better at mimicking than you think. Actually, I don't know how you think about it. Yeah, yeah. Give me another one. Okay, okay.

Bullwinkle. Yeah, do it. Oh, fuck. Well, don't, do All right. Don't, you can't do it. There's no way I can do it.

All right, Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Good guy. Like Zoig Scoob. Like screw-o-scube. He could do it. Like zoing scoob. Oh. Wait, now do Shaggy saying he's got narcolepsy.

Like, I got narcolepsy, man. Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah, yeah. Like Drew Barrymore. Drew Barrymore. Like John Travolta. The rain is so beautiful.

Yeah. Rain is so beautiful. Yeah. She does have that little side mouth thing. Wait, how about, can you do Rachel Ray? You do it first, and then I got to do it. I don't know what anyone sounds like really.

So the spaghetti should take 15 minutes. It's going to take 15 minutes. It's going to take 4 minutes. It's going to take 4 minutes. Because I got an air friar. I got an air friar. Shuck my dick. Can you do any voice as a cat?

Yeah. Yeah, do it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. We'll give you what. Marco Rubio. Marco Rubio. Hey, that's the true test. Dana Carvey had to do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Marco Rubio. That's a hard one. Okay, I don't know who. Okay, he's a secretary. He's a secretary of... Defense? No, that's behind Trump a lot. Treasury? No, no. State.

State. He's a straight... Yeah, secretary of state. And he's probably of Cuban descent. Probably of Cuban descent. Yeah. So think accent. Just think of what he might sound like. Okay.

Oh, wow. You got a little bit of fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ricky Martin. Scarface in there. A little Marcelo. Okay, let me finish. Foss a calendar. Yeah, keep going on.

Rubio can never get a word in Edgewise. It's a press conference, right? It's a press conference. Yeah, yeah. Mr. Rubio. Mr. Rubio. No, I'm first. Okay, okay, okay.

I'm from PICC. CNN, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, Asian, Asian, she just said, okay, Asian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why did we attack Venice, why did we attack Venice, A cola ice.

Turn into Brattle. I didn't talk about immigration. I was talking about Venezuela. Do you have a question? NBC, where are you from? Jambajuice.com. What is going on with... I love the Rasmataz.

Thank you so much. I'll give you a coupon when we get out of you. So where... Where is... What is going on with all the Somali daycares? They put them in a little ship and they put them in the pirate. Not bad

Very good A little count chockia Let's give her another one Okay Bruno Bruno Mars Yeah yeah Bruno Mars

I catch a grenade For you Oh yeah Okay good How about Beavis From Beavis and Butthead What Jibbush

I'm hard I'm soft I'm medium I'm medium I'm over easy I'm hard-boiled All right, all right I can do Bruno

You know, you keep bringing up Bruno and we bypass it moved on We don't want you to do it It's called recognizing When things have shifted Yeah, yeah yeah Yeah, yeah

Bruno like Borough Yeah, we know what it is Joshua Baron Cohen's Bruno Sure, I know what it is Hello funny lady Hi, I'm Bruno No?

Not bad, not bad I wanted to hate it But he came in real hot I like a sausage It's a gay guy you're doing Yeah, yeah Well, Bruno was gay, right? Yeah, he was gay.

Hi. Hi, adopted a block baby. Oh, that's good. A block? What's a block? Baby. That's a block. That's a block of cheese, but like a baby.

A blocker. I can do Morgan Freeman finding out that he overdrew his account. Oh, Morgan Fears is a tough one, no? Yeah, yeah. So here's Morgan Freeman getting to chase and finding out that he overdrew his account. Hello, I'd like to make a deposit. Excuse me? Ah, damn it.

Very good. Wow. You're not impressed? Bobby? Bobby. That's pretty good. He's tried to do it in his head. He's not always priced.

It's, didn't really see the Morgan Freeman. Oh. Say it Dufrain after it. Yeah. I have this black makeup, can you? Wow. You actually should have that for every guest just to see how they,

how much they're down to play. You said you were cool, man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you know, can you do any other, can you do Denzel? I can do, uh, I could do Robert Downey Jr. singing. What you talk about?

What are you going to go, what's you talking about Willis? God, that's... All right, okay, okay, all right. Yeah, that's good, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. So you got AIDS, Tom Hanks, okay, all right. Sad movie. Sad movie. And he didn't call him Tom Hanks in the movie, I don't think.

Is that Forrest Cup? Yeah, I think you'd be better just to call it AIDS. AIDS the musical. Well, the movie. Why Philadelphia? That's called Rent. Oh, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What a tough disease.

I could do Robert Downey Jr. I could do Robert Downey Jr., no? Age Ziz, yeah. Sure, Robert Downey Jr. here. So I actually had HIV in Iron Man. The third Iron Man was actually about me getting an HIV transplant. Yeah, sure. Go ahead, Bobby.

Actually, a big fan to Tiger, really, first time. I'm a big fan of a guy, right? You know, my first, when I did Iron Man, right? Oh, yeah. At first I was like, what's going on here? What's going on here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I put the shit on?

Does it put me on? But I'm sober now, so I can do it. I'm sure enough. Gwen, Paltors are the first movie, you've seen in the second movie? What's going on? Anyway. How about Brad Pitt?

That's a tough one. Yeah, I'm friends with Tom Sugar. Yeah, he's a hard one, right? Because he's like, he's so laid back, you know, but he's got, he's not full McConaughey, but he's just, yeah, he's just like, he's just, so hot, you know? He's always eating.

He's always eating. Why don't you do characters on stage, Cat? I do sometimes Do you voice and act outs and stuff? I get a little self-conscious But I think I can do it Power through everybody is Oh yeah I did all the time

I used to do Scottish I can do Scottish Here we go Yeah pretty well Here we go Okay How about a Scottish person asking Bobby If they can do Tiger Bellet

No let's make it harder Okay A Scottish person Yeah a Scottish person Who works at Jersey mics Awesome right Yeah And explaining why they don't have

The Provalon cheese there Great right Go ahead Excuse me, can we get the number seven? All right, you dumb piece of shit. Why you want a provolone? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I know, but I'm just saying that why isn't, why don't you have provolone?

Yeah, that's the only one I know it's why I mean, because of cheese. Because we only have sharp cheddar here. What, you think this is some kind of establishment where we have? It says right there on number seven. This is an establishment and rose beef. We have all the roast beef. Yeah, I mean, we got it yesterday, right? We literally come here every day.

Right, honey. We literally come here every day. Yeah. Enough. Enough. Okay. I'm saying no to the problem because it... Because we're gay? Yeah, because we're gay. Is that why? Is that why? You're just like the baker in South Carolina or wherever that took. Or is it because you don't like Asian. Do you not like Asian gays? It's because I don't like Asian gays and also...

Why don't you just say it? Just say it. I just did. Oh, it's pretty good. That's pretty good. Really good. Can you do any accents? Yeah. Right. Send us an email. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you don't try one. know. I don't know, man. Yeah, yeah. Can you try an English one maybe?

Oh, yeah. You can do that one. The English one? Yeah. Yeah. Um, hello, how are you doing? Hello. How are you doing? Hello, how are you doing? Hello, how you're doing? Oh, my God, dude. That was wrong. Michael can't. There's apparently how you can do a Michael can is just saying my cocaine. Michael cane? Michael cane. Michael cane. Yeah. Michael Cain. Michael Cain. Throw a little like British. Michael Cine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

Yours is a little downsy, but yeah, yeah, yeah, all mine are. Great special title, all minor downsie. I always throw the downsie in it. Oh, wow. Can you do like, any kind of, what was? East Coast. Like East Coast. Eight, yeah.

Go ahead. Coast is like, I don't know, Cuban, right? Miami. That is the East Coast. Yeah, I mean, he has a point. You're not wrong, but you're not right. Yeah. It's more of, yeah.

I mean, usually when we see East Coast, we refer to, like, New York. New York, Boston, you know, Connecticut, maybe. I'm walking here. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Built. Built. Build.

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He played a woman in hairspray. I have a landing strip in my house. He doesn't have an airport or like a plane. Hasn't seen the movie. But doesn't he have a plane? Can't be a line of the movie. I have a landing strip. house?

Yeah. Like the vagina? No, his house. Oh, John Travolta plays a woman in the movie. No, his house has a... His house has pubs. He has air strip.

A hair strip or an air strip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has a plane. Oh, we're talking about Travolta now. Like, real life John Travolta. Yeah. He has, yeah. Well, he's a big plane guy, yeah?

Yeah. Say, I'm a big plane guy is John Travolta. I'm a big plane guy. Okay. See, I don't even want to try. No. I like it. No, I keep trying.

The reason why close my eyes. close my eyes as I was absorbing it. I was like, can I envision John Travolta? What was that John Travolta? It was John Travolta. We're wearing a jacket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tank top. Is he indoors when he said that? Yeah. Oh, Greece lightning on da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dha. You like that movie.

Yeah. Yeah. White people really loved Greek. That was the first play I ever did. That's how I knew I wanted to do acting. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I'm not a Greece guy myself. You're not. No. When white people start making up words, it really scares the fuck out of me. For real.

Yeah. We all come together like shamal-lama-lam-la-la-ma. When you guys start going, Shama Lama da ding-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-. I start going, oh, my God, this is like white joy. That's actually a great point. It's expressing white joy. White joy.

And we, as minorities, we don't feel that joy. I hear you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It also sounds like a sluror. Shabalabalabodding-a-dik-dong. Yeah, I know. What you call me? Yeah, there's one extra that's like,

we're not supposed to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when you guys start singing and are in pure joy, it's scary. Well, there's no, there's no wild. Especially that's movies, what's set where? 1960s. But what city? The South.

No. Los Angeles. Los Angeles. Yeah. Yeah. How many minorities are in that movie? A lot. Yeah.

Not a single Mexican or a black guy. In the background. No, you don't even. I've paused. No, you have. And looked out. They're at the vending machines. See if there's any minorities in the movie Greece.

They're at the vending machine going, Hey, do we got any, what did you say? What was it? I like planes. Landon strips. Even just one line, hey, you can't drink in that fountain. Yeah, give them one line. It's almost like the All of Garden commercials.

No black people in all of them commercials. Any? It said the original film, Greece, featured very little racial diversity. None. I would say none. Very little, yeah. It's pretty much. And there's a Korean slam in there.

I've talked about this before. Korean slam in Greece? Yeah, there's a little, see, that's the thing. White people don't even notice it is what I said. What was this? slam. Yeah, we're not looking for it. It's not that big of a slam.

It's just, it kind of hurt my feeling. In our defense, we're not looking for the Korean slams. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're looking to be moved musically. Oh, I see. Yeah, we're looking for the... You bypass the... I'm too focused on shamalama ding-down

and I got no time for Korean slams. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, it's in the slumber party. Okay, what did she say? Um, this is my boyfriend doing this. She's showing her boyfriend. This is my boyfriend in Korea, and then one of the girl goes, um, oh, you're dating a Korean?

No, he's in the military, silly. No way. They say that. I think so. No, to see if they, that's what they say. Pull up the whole movie. If the bedroom scene, it's the sleepover, slumber party scene. Here we go.

Personally, I'm getting rather changed. What's that? From Bobby and Korea. You go with a Korean dummy from green. That's it. Wow. Quick spot. Yeah. That's the slam.

Sorry. That's not. You're going with a Korean. I mean, it's more of a layup, you know? Like, she's really just kind of like, you know. Let's hear it one more time. Personally, I'm getting rather changed. Hey, what's that?

From Bobby in Korea. Are you going with a Korean? Dummy's a Marine? Yeah, all right. Dummy? Dummy? He's a Marine. Dummy.

He's, yeah. Her face also, you see, she like, she, like, she did a little bit of a. She winced like, like, she was disappointed. Yeah. And then she said it, like, with full question mark at the end. Like, what? Like, you know there's whites out there. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Wow. No, is that a. slam or no? No. I think the dummy, he's a Marine is weird. Yeah.

That part. Yeah. Dummy, he's a Marine. Yeah, like, he's not just Korean. Yeah. He's a Marine. As a kid out of fantasy. Marine Korean is a great band name.

What? Marine Korean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? It's great. Yeah, so maybe it's, maybe I just took it because I saw that movie in the movie theater. Cool.

Does the story get better? Hold that thought. We'll be right back. I didn't tell it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, forget it maybe. No, no, no, no, you're right. You go by yourself, would you go?

No, no, with a group of kids. Great, group of kids. Yeah, and when that line is said in the theater, and you're, and people are laughing at it. Yeah. And I'm kind of laughing, too, like, why would he get Korean? Yeah, why would she say that? Yeah, yeah, and by mind, it was hurtful at the time.

1,000%. His name's also Bobby. I know, it's strange, right? Yeah. I just realized that. That's fucked, actually. No, don't, no, be honest. I am.

Yeah, I don't remember that part. And you're like, no silly. Yeah. Like, why would it be, what if she said, I would like, yeah, I am dating a Korean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What do you think would be like, ew? Well, sure, because what if you were there with a girl and she was like on the fence?

And then she saw that and she was like, okay. It's a no. The movies are right. You know? What am I doing? And she turned to you and she was just like, I got to go. You know? Yeah, yeah.

So that, I mean, people get influenced by that stuff. I don't, I know, maybe I took a tube. No. What do you think? No? It was weird. It's weird. It's weird for sure.

It's weird for sure. But not, you know what I mean? It could. Okay, it's weird, but you know what's weirder? What? The Good Whale hunting? Huh? Sorry, go ahead.

The Good Whale hunting? Great movie. Matt Damon, he wrote the whole movie. How you liked the Maples. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Louis C. has a joke about that, but he said it because he wrote that himself. That's weird.

It's kind of the same, not the same thing. Okay, can I just say it right now? Because he wrote that movie himself. So he's like, you like them. It's weird that he wrote that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't think so.

I don't think it's the same thing. I don't quite understand what just happened. I don't either. We were going through one thing where it was like. Because they wrote that because you said, yeah, so what? I'm dating a Korean. You know what I mean? Who guys voting for?

Biden. Trying to break the tension. No, no. Let me explain because it's like he's drowning a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Am I? Yeah. You never seen...

Well, you're saying it's weird that Matt Damon wrote a line that probably based off his life in a movie that was based off his life that he wrote that he was in. Oh, but nobody says stuff like that. Hey, how you like them, apples? Right, right.

But maybe he heard somebody say that. Yeah. And that's why he wrote that, right? It's pretty gay. Okay. Well, and this is what we call having a point of view. Yeah.

Yeah. Did you say that's pretty gay? That's going to be your new getter done, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty gay. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for your insight there.

Oh, anyway. Okay. I'm not getting that 30 seconds back I have a candy cane young boy Yeah yeah Even George is perplexed Everybody says how about them after Yeah I know that's what I'm saying

Everyone says that Yeah yeah yeah You say that? Oh it's a little toasting here No I say mango But you know what I mean It's the fruit Yeah yeah How do you like them mangoes

You start doing It's a roll off the tongue as well Like Hawaii you know Yeah yeah yeah We're geographical Yeah How about white people What do we say

That's what apples Oh, apples are apples. Yeah, that's right. And a red apple is a very Americana thing. Totally. Yeah. It's so bad. Is it Sir Newt, Isaac Newton, right, with the red apple?

Yeah. Was it a red apple or a... I think it was a red apple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Johnny Appleseed. It's not a real guy. But thanks for coming out today, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, was the apple on the head?

We read about him. We read about him. In history. He goes, we read about him. Fuck, all right. I know the one who put the books in front of me when I was a kid. Do you like all forms of apple, you know, like green apple?

No. Apple pie. Apple sauce. I'm going to throw out that. So, Mary fuck kill. Raise you like it. Mary fuck kill. Apple sauce, apple pie.

Yeah. And just regular pizza fritter. Fuck apple fritter. Fuck apple pie. Apple cider? But yeah, that sloppy seconds. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I don't know if I want to marry any of them. Okay. All right. So let's just say what you prefer. Great. Oh, well, I don't mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to get you, fuck the pie.

Fuck the pie. Yeah. Here we go. 37 apple desserts that make us. want to pick from the orchard. But there's also apple sauce. Ew.

You said apples. I love apples sauce. Who loves apples sauce? Also, haven't had it, I'm thinking in like five years. Yeah, I love apples sauce. Just by itself?

Just by itself, but I think you can put it, what do you put on it? What do you put on it? I love apples in salads. Apples and walnuts. Yeah, yeah. Apples and walnuts. Did you like that?

Great. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I love it. Apples and honey. Jews dip apples and honey. The Jews do? Yeah.

They do. Congratulations. All right. I was trying to thought this was a safe space, but... Congratulations. What is that? Congratulations. You found a treat.

Yeah. That's a galé. Yeah. Wow. That looks great. Because you know about Capard, right? No. She's a, like, Michelin Astari chef.

Are you really? Oh, yeah. I used to be. That's a very cool fun fact. Thank you. Are that cool? Where? Where are you from again?

I'm from here, but I lived in the UK. I was over there for long. Is that where you became a mission? When you say Michelin Star, you work for Michelin Star, you work for a Michelin Star restaurant? Yeah, yeah, yeah. One star, two star? Two and three. Two and three.

Where did you work here? Sounds like my Uber rating. Yeah. I lived in the UK for almost a year. Oh, cool. Where did you live? I lived in London and cook them, which is just south. So if we gave you a bunch of ingredients, you could cook us up something really good, you think?

Ooh, chopped, tiger belly style? Wow. Like, what's your, like, specialty, you think? I really liked Beef Wellington. So that's where you like roll that puff pastry And I love puff pastry Well I used to do a lot of potisserie And like a pan of chocolate

And all that stuff Peno chocolat and all that stuff Penosacola is opening from Marine Korean It's a callback Oh Indie bear I don't understand how much It's so complex

It's so complex That's called a callback Wow Yeah yeah I learned something Yeah what's observational Give me an observation What is it?

Yeah. What? You ever go to the airport? Who am I? Landing strip. Seinfeld? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever go to the airport and you go, and your ticket says D-Gate, but the plane is parked in the A gate.

Yeah. And so you're going to walk from D to A. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you go to the bathroom and say, this bathroom is only for number twos, and you go, well, I thought this is where the dogs go to the bathroom. Take it, I, mate. What is the deal with that? Wow. Very good.

Thank you. It was awesome. It called a yes and. You kept it moving. Yeah. I honestly thought you were going to shut down. So, mad props.

But, but, I mean, you went from being a great chef to stand up. Yeah. Yeah. Why?

I mean, you're great at stand up and you're really funny and you wouldn't be here if you weren't doing it. But Michelin Star chef is what he was trying to say. Feels like a pretty lucrative

set career. Yeah, that's a set career, yeah. Like you're locked in. If you own the restaurant. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's pretty tricky.

I went up to like Sue Chef and I was doing history. And then it was just hard to, you have to basically own a restaurant and I was the only lady in the kitchen and it was very like, it came to be like really toxic and I, I don't just. You cry a lot? Yeah. Is the kitchen more like chef the movie with John Favreau or more like Ratatouille the movie with the rat? Oh, good question. Or burnt.

Or burnt. Or bear. Or bear. I'd say. Or the Rev. The Rev. Is it like the revenant? A lot of one shots.

A lot of one shots. Yeah, the grizzly bear is the head chef. Every head chef is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How can you not be? You have to be. The stress is out of control, I bet. Yeah.

So your tolerance, or like you're just, you're constantly operating at like an insane amount of anxiety. And you're probably slammed out of control. But you don't sleep either. Like, we'd start at like five in the morning and we'd get done at 2 a.m. And then most people, because you don't get paid anything too. So most of the chefs in the-

You can pay in. grilled cheese? Not even because you're so stressed. Can you eat the food? No. You can't eat your own food. You're so stressed, you're you have no appetite. Yeah, I lost 15, I was 15 pounds skinnier than I was. I was like sickly when I No, no. Yeah. I'm glad you got back to You're skinny now. That's incredible. Wow. Wow. That's how

struggle. All from stress and just anxiety and Yeah, the chef would like, he would pull my hair during the service. Um, did you ask for it? No. That's weird. I loved it. Was the pastry undercooked? It was the only way I could get the salad on time. Yes, chef.

Yes. Funny. Wow, they get violent. That sucks. Yeah, I had a halibut thrown at me once. Whoa. Alive? Dead.

But it wasn't cooked. Yeah. If a live halibate was thrown at you, I would try to find water right away, no? A thousand percent. I'm like, get it back to escape. That's my first. We're going to eat it. I don't care.

I'm going to save it, then go back and get it. Then eat it. Yeah. In fact, you know, when I ever see it. like a cooking show, right? And I see them, like, there's a new Korean show called Culinary Wars. Culinary Wars, which I love. So good. It's such a great show, right?

I'm binging it. Me too. It's the best. Culinary Monster, Season 2. Yeah. But it's all Korean chefs or what? Yeah, it's Korean chefs. And you know, they're, so they'll grab your ingredients, and it's always like an alive lobster. It's a kill it before. Yeah.

I don't like it. I don't like it. Why do lobsters make that sound when you boil them? I don't like it. You're sad. I heard it's air escaping from their shell. Oh, my God. But you hear this. It's a sound, yeah.

Which is help in lobster. Yeah, it is. Yes. They also, you can see, if you really try, you can see into their eyes. And they are like, I mean, right before, like, I've seen guys just pull them out of it. You like this one? And then fucking just snap it off. Yeah, I don't know how they do that.

The first time I ever cooked crab, I didn't know that you had to do it alive. and it was like... You have to do it alive? You have to do it. Why do you have to do it alive? Fresh. You have to, in the kitchen, you have to boil it alive

and then crack it and then pick it. But why can't you kill it? You can. You should, but it's the front... We're waiting for them to get old. They get sad, yeah. Yeah, let them be like, you know, where they're like ready to go.

Yeah, this one died naturally. We can eat it now. But what do we do? This one has out of time. We take the fresh... Oh, you have with all time. Yeah. How would you know if they have a disease?

Great question. Great. Great. Rabies? Rabies? Rabies? Did they get tests? My lobster has rabies, I think.

Send it back. How do you know? You don't know that it doesn't. My lobster has crabs. Yeah, my lobster has crabs. It's not a Judy, that's a Judy Blume book. It's actually an indie band.

After dear Margaret, it's me. It was my lobster has crabs. That's how she taught, that's how Judy Blum taught young girls about STD. He's completely, you know. He doesn't know who Judy Blum is. Are you very? By the way, that's every, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how I learned about my period. Are you there? God, it's me, Margaret. For real? Yeah, Judy Blu. That's what it's about. Yeah.

Crazy. That's great. Anything? Any insight? I just seen the movie Hunger. Okay, anyway, you know what I love is Chop Jr. Yeah. Watch Chopped Jr.?

No. With Ramsey, right? Ramsey. Oh, no. No, it's just chopped, but with kids. So you have these like 12-year-old kids coming and being like, I made a lemon bolognaz. It's really good.

And the judges are just as harsh as they are to adults. So they're like, oh yeah, who likes the lemon boulognees, Caleb? And he's like, my mom, I have my mom to try it. She's said, my mom says it's really good. And the judge's like, well, your mom's a fucking idiot, dude. This tastes like fucking dog shit. And they're like, Christina, your tuna tartars flat like your chest. And maybe next time, and she's like, I'm only seven.

I don't have tits yet. So thanks for their feedback, though. Yeah. I mean, they are just ruthless. Wow. It's wild. The kids take it? The kids take it.

Well, they find gangster chef kids that are just like, they have a lot of chutzpah and confidence that, you know, They're like, I'm gonna be the next chop, I'm gonna be the next Gordon Ramsey, the next Wolfgang puck, the wolfgang fuck. The wolfgang fuck. In parenting, I think that's important. I would tell my kid if they were on that show, don't cry on TV. 1,000%.

Yeah, yeah. And also, those kids are. It doesn't mean anything. Those kids are the spelling bee kids that like boss their parenting. If you cry on TV, I'm leaving you're at the studio. Oh my God. What, Daddy? What?

Yeah, you heard me. You heard me? You heard me? You heard me. Make the bolognais right. Make the bolognais right now. Like you did a five times. her day. But dad, I'm about to go in. No, make it now.

In four minutes, but they give us 20 in the show. Make it in four. Like this. You're dead to me. Okay, push pause. If that was my kid, dude, this is me. By the way, that's me when I was left. This is me. Going home. Yeah. Get this kid, man. Yeah, dude. That's a Gordon Ramsey's show. Find a young, like

type in, like, cocky, chopped kid or something. Like, there's got to be. Definitely a white kid. Of course. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's always, yeah. My name's Benjamin, but you can come me B. You know what? I think I would have... Would you have cried as a kid?

Or were you that... I was sensitive? Yeah. If I was on a... I mean, I don't know. My first play was in the fifth grade and I was pretty comfy on stage, but that's like...

I knew what I was doing. If I was, like, succumbed... It's also wasn't like... I knew... Everyone was like, the Wizard of Oz. Even if it was a fat kid in a lion suit, like, I got to Oz and I asked for ice cream cake instead of courage, you know?

Yeah. But so like... But if I was up on stage and people were, like, telling me I sucked, yeah, I probably would cry. Yeah. Yeah. I think any... I don't think...

Because I was on the tennis team in middle school and there was like a little tournament and there was like people in the bleachers like, right? Oh yeah.

And I was serving. I put it and I swing at it and I completely missed the ball. Right? And everyone started laughing and I looked at them

and I literally from the second server I did the same exact thing. No. Purpously. Oh purpose? Purposely. Is that what you want?

Look it. That's me. Was that when that happened? That exact shot? I don't know if that shot but I didn't give a fuck. Good for you. Yeah, I mean?

You know Bobby, look at you, a little tennis player, man. Yeah, I did a lot of sports. Were you, you look like you're pretty good. Oh, it's good. Yeah. Yeah. I was very athletic. I once got pantsed in front of my crush and I cried.

Wait, girls, pants other girls? Did the chef do that? Yeah. If you don't get that fucking, you don't get the fucking milk out now. You don't get the milk out, I'm in the pants you. In front of your crush. You were bullied in school? Yeah.

But the guy who pants. me his name was Ben Gloger. Ben Gloger. Oh, so he's got to live with that. Yeah, yeah. So guess what? Circle gets a square. And he pantsed me in front of the soccer team. Well, the whole soccer team was your crush? What, pants, it was your underwear, too, or just?

Just my basketball shorts. Yeah, yeah, it's enough. It's enough. I had granny panties on. I mean, you could get expelled from school for that now. I should. I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had to apologize to my dad. Ben Gloger had to apologize to my dad. Wow. Is your cop's name?

Mark. Mark. And his Mark, was your dad, like, great dude? Was he already said on like, I doesn't matter how much this kid apologizes, I'm going to like, make him fear for his life a little? Yeah.

You love your dad? I do love my dad. Yeah. Is he still with us? He is. Oh, good. Yeah. Awesome.

Mom, too? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Your parents are still. For your back. For your sleep in time. Sleepy time. Sleepy time.

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I know your family. Yeah, mom loves you. Mom and stepdad George. And then my dad is in a home in Yakima. What do you mean? Like an assisted, like a part. apartment. And when you go there, are you sad? No, because they're all clicking and ticking, man.

Okay, good. I mean, my stepdad and mom are, are, every time I go home, I don't want to say I get sad, but I really try to stay up as late as possible with them. I try to do every, just because I just want, I don't want to, yeah, they're just old. Stepdad's 82, mom, 76, and they feel like they're not going anywhere. Because my mom always says, my biggest fear is when you would come, when I would go home and see my mom and I could tell that she got older. And I was like, mom, you don't feel like that. I mean, you saw my mom in Dallas. She's like, and from when you saw her, when you first met me and taking me on the road, like, she's, yeah, hair maybe a little different color, but same spunky energy.

Yeah. So I don't fear that because I just feel like, but, you know, but every time I go home, it is more time has passed. And so you can't help but be cognizant of that. I know, dude. I think about it all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Because you go, oh, she's 82 now.

It time. Well, you think about, like, people that haven't made it to that or they get to 70. Like, my dad is, I think, 81 and he's not as mobile as they are. but he's still mentally sharp. Like I can still joke with them and he's, you know, his stories, you know, suck. But yeah, there's my mom.

Yeah, sweetheart. Yeah. Yeah, just a, what a great picture. Oh, thank you. That you? Yeah. For your wedding?

Yeah. Who else? Well, wasn't I invited to your wedding. You were. No, I wasn't. Yeah, you were. There's no way I was. I swear to God you were invited.

There's no way I was, because I would have gone if I was invited. We'll get to the bottom of this. Yeah, yeah. I invited you and Andrew, and Andrews texted back and say he couldn't go.

Yeah, I was never invited. I swear. I was never invited. I swear I was. I swear I was. I swear you were invited. Where was it at? Arizona.

Oh, yeah, I was invited. No, I know. I don't remember. You couldn't go. I don't remember the invite, but you couldn't go for some reason. Maybe Andrew on tour. That might have been it. What day did you get married?

Oh, no. October 29. Nice. It's around Halloween. You might have been doing some bad friendship. I saw you a few weeks after or before, and I just remember you saying, I can't go. I remember that.

Oh, then I couldn't go. Yeah. Yeah, but I wanted to. Because Andrew couldn't go. So maybe you guys did have something. Right, to where your heart is. Yeah. Yeah.

How goes, I wasn't invited to your wedding. No one was. It was during COVID. My parents didn't even show up. Okay. No. All right. Good answer.

Guess who? Who's that wedding did I go to? Yours, dude. My guy, man. Yeah. Where? Hawaii. Wow.

I went to his wedding. That's a great spot. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. I have a great wedding story. I skipped my one of my best. Really good one.

No. Anyway, guys. You got me back. You got me back. You got me back. You got me back. That's how I feel. But you said really.

That's how I feel. But you said, but you said really good one. What? And the bit is, does the story get better? So that's the. I did that different. I did mine different. All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not even picking attention, dude. Yeah. Wait. What did I say about touching me after San Antonio? Oh, yeah. No, I'm joking. I love you.

Yeah. How do you feel about catbird? Amazing, hilarious. It's becoming a fixture at the store. I love it. Yeah, yeah. And here. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But some of the employees. What? Yeah, have it out for you. Oh, why? Because you're moving and shaking? You're up and coming.

Oh, don't worry about that. It's just something I feel. I don't know this for certain. I like to call. Don't even listen. You know what? It's all hypothetical. It's all hypothetical, but you know how I feel.

But you know what? You know what I like to do? Every, every comment. every young comic with coming up, like, you go through that. There's a weird balance

of like, we're all in this together and supportive. Yeah. And then somebody gets one thing and you're like, I hope they fucking, I hope they bomb that

fucking just for last showcase. Yeah. And you have to find, you have to find this place where you're like, focused on your shit, putting all your energy towards what Kat is doing.

And just even if you have to force out smiles of like, I'm happy for them. Just say that because. That's what she does. She overcompens it with a smile. Good.

Good. But she knows that there are knives out, right? Are there knives out? Always. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there are knives out, right? Yes. I can feel it. Yes.

Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. I love it. Welcome to the biz, touch. Yeah, welcome to the best. Wait, one great wedding story. Can I just do mine real quick?

It's your show. Okay. No, go ahead, wedding. I skipped my best friend's wedding because the very first road gig I ever got with me. Toledo, Ohio. And Bobby asked me, after we met at the belly room at the comedy store, he asked me to do a college. First of all, he took me down to the OR and goes,

do you have 20 minutes right now? Could you crush after me? And I go, yeah. And I could not. I mean, I had maybe eight minutes, but I just, in my head, I was like, I think you're supposed to say yes. Because it's like one of those opportunities

you see in the movie. They're like, hey kid, can you fucking, you know. And so I went down and he introduced me to Tommy, and Tommy was like, I don't think he's ready yet, but maybe, and then Bobby was like, well, when could you be ready? And I was like, I don't know. And then he's like, Bobby goes,

you should work here. You're like, you should be around here. And then I started working there. and then here we are. But so then Bobby wanted me to go on a college with him. Nick Yusef wasn't going to be able to do it, could do it. And then he goes, we'll find some other dates. And then sort of seeing me around more.

I'm working there. You saw me on stage. And then he goes, you want to come to Toledo, Ohio, and do the road with me. And then if that goes well, we have a bunch of other dates. And it was my best friend's wedding. And I go, I can't come. And I go, I feel like if I don't, if I say no to Bobby, I'm never going to get asked to that. And I guarantee you wouldn't ask me.

He said no, but it's like, I have my best friend's wedding. What would you honestly say? I'm going to do, I'll answer it by a couple of things. Yeah. All right. There was a girl at the store, right, that I asked her to do Irvine, right? And she says, because she had a gig, but it was like not as good. And she goes, I can't do it.

Because after asking me a lot to do it, and I may never use her again. Here's another, what? Do you think that's wrong? No. Yeah, yeah. Wait, so she asked you a lot. Aria gin bailed on a weekend like two days before. Phoenix, right?

And I don't think I could ever use it. So I don't think so. Well, there's honoring your commitments, and then there's like people are trying to make their money. And if something comes a lot, but also, I don't know, like, you got to. Here's what it is. If I asked. If you're really close. If I asked you, right, can you open for me, right?

And you're like, no, I'm opening for Jaime. No, that. Right, right? Yeah. So I'd be like, I don't know. I would hurt my feelings. I don't know why. Yeah.

Or no. Yeah. The cancel hyma is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what? Also, but you made a commitment to him. I don't know. Wait.

I don't know. You know? Yeah, just say you got sick and rub your stomach like he did. You know what, I'll be honest with him. No, no, no, no. Wait. The call back. All right. Let me, let me answer it in a real way.

Wait, so this doesn't mean I can't do dates with you anymore? No, always. Always hit me up. The amount of guest spots I give out are crazy. Hey, Adam. Always hit me up. No? For him not to go to San Antonio, for this make-believe stomachache is not.

I don't think so. It is fun to road. These kids have to learn. Right. And also, if you skip my gig for the wedding, I think I would understand. I think you would have too. Yeah, yeah. What was your relationship, though, back then?

Not like now. He was a young kid. Yeah, I was young. It was the first time he asked me to go on. I mean, we started to get chummy around the store, but like, it was nobody had asked me to go on the road. And it was, and it was Bobby fucking Lee. So I'm like, what are you? Are you kidding me?

And my buddy was bummed, but I just was like, I get one shot at doing what I'm trying You also got a, I gave you a lot of shots. After that, it went great. We had a great hang, and he must have given me 10 days. A year, maybe. Almost three years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gave him dates. Yeah, so I truly believe that that, like, because you had a few people in the rotation,

but I did a majority for a few years. Yeah, we've had some bad ones, though. No way. You guys have a casino one or some weird casino? Oh, yeah, the gambling one. You told a story a bunch. Bad ones, I don't know what you mean about that. Murder City every time.

I was just talking about this the other day because where it was, oh, stand-up live. Oh, I was just dead this week. for New Year's. But a great club. We're a great club. And the last time I was there, you popped in and did a guest spot and placed a one bananas.

Yeah. But we were talking about when I stopped opening for you and how I think it was in Seattle, I wish I saw the voicemail. Bobby left me a voicemail. He goes, hey, I know we're going to be in your hometown this weekend. Okay.

Mama's going to be there. Cool. Hey, cool, man. Cool, mama's going to be there. Yeah, family's coming out? Awesome, dude. Take it easy. Take it easy.

Don't crush too hard. Don't crush too hard. Take it easy this weekend. Take it easy. You have that message still? I wish I did. And so, but I was just kind of, you know, I was starting to find a little bit of a groove

with a good 20, 25. And I remember I asked my girlfriend at the time. I was like, what do I do? I was like, I feel like he's being serious if I really fucking, if I really go hard, that he's going to fucking like fire me. And I did my thing. I was like, I just got to fuck.

Whatever happens happens. You have to survive. Yeah. And guess what? You end up doing what he does. He goes up there fucking crushes and then realizes when he gets off. Oh, yeah, yeah.

They're here for me. You can do what you want because I'm still going to do what I'm going to do. You know? Can I go back to the thing I was going to say it way earlier? No, we're good. It's good to see you guys. I owe you one now, too.

All right, I owe you another one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Here's why I'm because we have to remind people what we were talking about. Oh, okay. I'm like the jealousy thing.

Knives store and the knives, right? So I remember there was a comic Freddy Soto and there was this thing called Friday Night Video. It was on NBC. It was a stand-up showcase. It was in the 90s, and Henry Cho hosted it or whatever. And, you know, there wasn't a lot of TV back then.

So I remember, and Freddie and I knew each other from Open Mic. And then one day he goes, I just did Friday night video. And I go, how'd you get that? And then he stopped me and he goes, no congratulations first? Whoa. And I went, you know what, dude, you're right. No, it's fucked up. Congratulations.

Because it's like, he's my friend. Yeah. And it just felt ugly. You know, when he called me out like that, you know what I mean? He was right, you know, because it's like, and eventually I got my own thing. But my point is that. You made it about yourself. I made it about myself.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's gross. You know, but there's a lot of that going on in comedy. It's tough, man. It's tough. Especially now, like, with like a clip, I don't want to say a clip can make you, but like, because it can't.

But like, it can get you a nice little boost for a week, right? And people going, hey, cool. but it's the fact that some people are like probably more outside of our business they're like just get a couple of TikToks that pop off and you can headline right it's like that's not happening you definitely Matt Reif didn't have one TikTok

yeah one TikTok that maybe opened the door for others but it was a flur it was hundreds that went viral before he collected this fan base but there is just so much of that like yeah I don't know support but then also like I'll undercut you so that's still going on

at the comedy store you think? I'd say, I think. Let me tell you about this kid, okay? I wish that guy existed. I think it's years ago, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think so.

And I think that the, I mean, in the door guy world, it's like, it's kind of in that vein to, you know, people get spots every week. What spots are you getting? The main room spots or the belly room spots. But I mean, could I say something? Yeah. I don't know if you can add on, right? But there's obviously really good guys. and guys that are just not haven't found it yet.

You are where you're supposed to be. I mean, what were you laughing? I've been trying to say it as a nicest way. I like his way. Bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't think the way I... Control what you can control.

It happens when it's supposed to happen. People, dude, Bretterns told me when I was at La Jolla with him and Brian Scalaro, and I was like complaining about not getting live at Gotham. I was six years in or a half hour special. And he goes, dude, control where you can control. Right all the time, get on stage. He goes, that's, it's... All you can do is what you can do.

Yes. Yeah. He goes, he goes, I'm watching you. He goes, I'm watching you waste so much time complaining about shit that you have nothing. He's like, what do you think complaining about it's going to make Comedy Central go, this guy's fucking hungry. He's really, he's really, he really wants it, you know. We'll give it to him.

We feel bad. He's like, no, when you get to, where you're, you know, your, people are taking notice or you're doing really well on stage and your other things that are happening coming your way, opportunity-wise. That's when it feels, it just happens. Adam. Wrap it up, wrap it up. Yeah.

So my point is, Adamrake.com. I got my second one. I got my second one. Yeah, two for two. Two for two, dude. Yeah, yeah, dude. All right, I'm going to win this, too. I was kidding.

Oh, the long. Wow. I was long, I know. I get passionate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone has their own path, right? Yeah, all right. Yeah, no, she, yeah.

Sorry, sorry, that's so fucked up. I had to do it. Everyone has their own path, right? No, you're exactly right. You're exactly right. Yeah, obviously. Shabalababed. Yeah.

That's what that meant. That's what that meant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. past. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you do a cut off eventually, okay? Okay. All right. But not yet.

Oh, okay. It's fun. Do it in a good timing, though. The timing is important. It's an anytime bit. Yeah, it's an anytime bit, right? So, we're expecting a cut off from you. Okay. Okay. So if you're gonna do it my way, it's usually, so if somebody starts it, so somebody goes like, so I go, oh man, this one time. Okay. So in the fifth grade, and then as soon as there's a pause, is the story get better, right? Because the story, obviously, it's just starting. So he can't do because he already done it. Like, this was a new thing. That was great. Yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying, create your own way. Your own version.

Your own version of it. Your own version of it. But don't do it in the next five minutes. Do it later. Yeah, you got away. It's one we don't expect it. Okay, okay, I got you. Yeah, okay, good.

I wrote it down. I wrote down my interruption. Maybe memorize it, but, okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, but anyway, you're up and coming. That's good. You know, Andrea Jind has got passed.

Great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome. I was there. She got past? Yeah, because, you know, a couple years ago, she was like, I was like, like I gotta get this

somebody passed oh really we need more women but just 1,000% we need more women at the comedy store right

in my mind I was like Leslie Lau Andrejan maybe yeah and then yeah so I pushed it through

and then you know Rose said before because I'm gonna say rose said before I'm gonna need

to see her two or three times you're right and so you know she had Andrea follow Rick English

who destroyed that night. Always. I mean, every night. And then when she got off stage, Rose just followed it out and said, you know, I was going to see you a couple of times, but I'm just going to pass you. And I cried. Whoa, no way. He did.

Yeah. You saw me? Yeah. I cried. So did she. We both cried together and hug. Yeah. I was so excited about it.

Yeah. That would have been the perfect opportunity for you to cut me up. I was looking at him the whole time. I was like, bro. No, but that was a good story. Oh, yeah. Nailed it, dude. Nailed it. I was waiting for her because I was trying to keep it.

You were almost kind of keeping it. I was trying to. Yeah, emotional. Yeah, I was like, this is the perfect time. Dude, if he had just gone up with like, just like, you know, dick, dog. It can't be a watch then. No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It could be one of these. Wait, what were, yeah, there you go. What were you thinking of doing? Nothing. No, no, don't do it. You're going to do it. You're going to do it. Or what if you just put his hood on and pulled the strings?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But you, but you're so successful. No, but Fruea, that was really great. I really enjoyed that story. Did you really enjoy that story? Yeah, it was. It was, it was, you know, when you see,

I get still excited when people, you know what I mean, achieve things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So tough. Do you feel, is that it? Yeah, it was, yon. It's, it's when? I know, but, that's actually a, that's a good one.

It's a good one, but you. The timing's bad. The timing was really bad. It's when somebody was doing something very long and me, is when you do it. Is he just, yeah. And we were going to set you up, but now we know what it's going to be,

so you have to come up with something like that. Okay. All right, all right. But don't do it with. Noxious yawn, though, is pretty good. It's pretty good, yeah. And obnoxious yawn is actually, they were going to open for Marine Korean,

but they, really good call back. What was the other one that we? I don't know, like, pasty tits or something. Oh, pan of chocolate. Penal chascahasty tits. Improv stuff. You know, chakala, the first time, the only time I ever babysat for a kid,

it was my mom's friend this weird story that made me think I was I've never told us my mom was I think I was 12 and she was like

you should start trying to get you know job to make some you know money whatever just like to have candy money you know

you know you're gay you're gay you're fucking gay dude it's good if the timing was better

cut back to the picture of my wedding cut back to the picture of my wedding now that's gay you're fucking gay you're laughing

though the laugh and then you're gay was really good. That was really good. You want a free Jajabee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, dude. That was really good. So anyway, finish? So my mom has a friend from Temple and she's newly divorced and she wants

to go out on a date. My mom goes, my son Adam will babysit your kid. A kid is like seven. I show up, I don't know how to do anything. Mom teaches me how to make SpaghettiOs. She goes, just watch movies all night. It'll be fine. She goes, I'm going to go see Chocolat. I go, I think it's pronounced chocolate. said this, I'm 12. She goes, it's chocolate. And I was like, okay, have a good time. She leaves. I start making SpaghettiOs. Kid locks himself in the room. He's like, I don't want spaghettios.

I want pizza. I was like, well, I can't drive you little fuck. So it's SpaghettiOs are bust. I make SpaghettiOs. I sit down and start watching TV. He's locked in the room. I fucking, dude, smoke goes off. I burned the SpaghettiOs. Boom, fire alarms, all this shit. Burn it just, he comes out, freaking out, goes back in the room. It's to take. It's makes like a loaf of bread in to eat that. Mom comes back. I'm like, how was the movie? I'm just sitting there.

He didn't talk to me the whole time. The whole house smells like smoke. She goes, what happened? I go. And then before I even say, kid runs out of the room, goes, he tried to burn the house down and lock me in my room.

Wow. I'm 12. And I didn't have like the wherewithal to be like, that's not fucking too, you little fucking cock-sick, right? And I was just like, he didn't want to watch,

you know? And then she was just like, I'm going to take you home. And that took the blame. Yeah, I took the blame. Yeah. I wish I knew where this. That's what Facebook is for

is to find people like that. Like, I wish I could find them and like. Yeah. You can't weaken at me, Bobby. Like, come on, fuck, oh yeah, that's why I fuck. Why do you think I was fucking adding details?

Yeah. It's about timing. Okay. Good bits. The timing. Okay. Yeah, the bit. You were 30 seconds too late, dude.

Yeah. As soon as I said, yeah. The kid locked himself in his room. Then you say you're gay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You could do it again.

That's your thing. Yeah, that's your thing now. You made it up. What? Your closet of the gay, man. No, no, no, no, no. Dude, get out of the closet, man. Yeah, no, we're not talking about

when you were talking to yourself in Edibles last week. I'm talking about when you're trying to throw insults to, you know. What else you want? I'm too, I'm too, I'm too. I'm too nice. How long of these have been sitting here? We just opened it earlier.

Delicious. They're great, right? What? They're from Japan. Gilbert went to Tokyo. That one is a curry rice fries. You want to try that. What'd you call me?

I'll call you guys. It's called you gay. This one? Wait, this is curry rice? Yeah. These, I'm not even joking, are unbelievable. Can I try one? Try the pringles. Let's try it, curry rice.

Try the pringles that are oyster flavors. I... Can you tell? Not even a fan of oysters, but I trust you. Here we go. Grilled oysters. Wow. Is there a way I can, like, order...

I'm not even joking. Like, the little fries, like, I want to bring this home to my wife, too. Can I try the rest of this? Yeah. This is chocolate and mascopon. Come on, capone. Come on, chef. Sorry, sorry.

You're right. And this is... It's real cheese, huh? Yeah. Honey? Wow, that's the commercial. Real cheese, huh? Yeah.

Go back to your moms. This one's interesting. This is honey and Gorgonzola. Okay, split that. Open that, split that. Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, we're going to split that. Wow, that's a combo, a flavor combo I did not anticipate.

That could be, like, nice with some apples and walnuts. Can I give you... There we is. Do it a bit. I don't know. I'm only two years in comedy. I don't know what I'm doing. That's good. Yeah, that's good. It took me a second. You can have the rest. It's kind of a funky cheese. Funky cheese. Opening for penis and tits. Or wait, what was it?

Pan of chocolate? There's a lot. Fuzzy tits? Fuzzy tits. So Dr. Fiddle. That's actually a great ban. Let me ask you something. So Dr. Phil. I may shut the fuck up. Okay. I'm sorry. I just. You're on Dr. Phil live. Do you get any love from that? Yeah. Remember that guy who called me a retard?

Who called you? That's Bobby Lee. In the audience. Oh, no. You don't remember? Someone just called you. Yeah, they're like... You were really funny on the episode.

That sucks. I'm sorry. You said something because some guy was like, he's a retard. Yeah, I fucked that guy up. Thank you. Yeah, you got it. What are we going to say? Dr. Phil, what?

I mean, he's not off. Great timing. I'm kidding. Just because you said it at a turn doesn't make it fictional. Yeah. I don't know about the Gorgonzola. Yeah, yeah.

Questionable. So what I wanted to ask is... I try this one. So Dr. Phil was a huge success. Yeah. It's over now? And I just started my first theater tour. Literally last night in Tucson.

With Dr. Phil? No, me. Adam Ray. Oh, good. Who is me theater tour? Adam Raycombe.com. But you're going to Detroit. We're going to Vegas. We're going to two shows at the Wilbur.

Almost sold out in January. Town Hall in New York. We got... There we go. Palace of Fine Arts this weekend in San Francisco. We got... Wow. We got Connecticut.

We got D. We got Albany, Mother'ship for a couple of shows. Detroit. Pantages. The Paramount and then we're going to fucking Charleston. Vegas at the win in March. Santino's the next night. So come out, Bobby, do both.

Eugene Oregon. And then we're going to Australia to do stand-up and Dr. Phil. You got to go down there to do... You guys went Australia. I mean, they eat people up. And the reach-out we got for Dr. Phil in Australia was too high that I was like, I have to do a few down there. Right?

Did you like Australia? I've been there to only to shoot. TV show and but um yeah so what else do you now want in life hey i see you do austin shows can i come to can you come to the austin i'll drive to austin i'll drive with hyme to austin to the mothership let me we'll talk okay there's a high possibility of that but if you have a stomachache again that's i'll push that stomachache out um what's what's uh what's next is that what you asked me Hybei really cut him off. He was building some momentum.

This was the interview portion of the show. I'm gay. I've never seen him reverse. Wow. That was good. Bobby, that was a good one. He just called himself gay. Oh, the camera embarrass good.

Yeah, I don't clip that. You can. I want people to do. You want me to come out gay? I'll come out gay. If you sit and you wait. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

It's another style of comedy. Scowling and sitting. It's a deep cut method. It's a deep cut method. Yeah, yeah. We done? I mean, I'm only two years into comedy, so I don't know what I'm doing.

Yeah, great. I used to play the clarinet. Welcome back to Who Gives your shit. So, Bobby. Adamaccom. And I'm going to do, I got some TV stuff from the work. works.

That was the best thing I heard. Yeah, who gives a shit. Look at back to who gives the shit. I want a T-shirt. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. Those are the good ones. That was awesome.

Fast, clever. Thank you. Yeah. I played the clear now. To think if I got to my buddy's wedding in 2010, I wouldn't come over that. So, yeah. But yeah. But do you remember your...

Are you seeing more Hollywood love? Yeah, I'm gonna get... You know, Netflix is doing a bunch of these podcasts. Yeah. So they're gonna give me a... They're taking basically existing podcasts, like a workaholics, Chelsea Handler, and just pulling them over and putting them on.

So... Congratulations. Thank you. I'm gonna do it because it's like the Adam Ray and characters. I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want for just and make, you know. Amazing. Yeah, so that'll be great.

And then Adam Devine and I are going to start a podcast. Oh, that'd be great. Awesome. Love him. Yeah. You're doing the boat in February? The cruise. Yeah.

Oh, you're doing it too. Yeah, yeah. I forgot. We should probably... What is that? I plug that. We're doing the cruise. We're doing the cruise.

Where are you guys going? This is important. I don't know. The Bahamas. Yeah. It's Bobby Swartson. Nick Schwarton, Bobby Lee, myself, I think, are the top bills. Yeah.

And then Brent Morn's going to be there. Right. The workaholics guys. Eric Griffin's not going, is he? I don't know. That'd be awesome, but I don't know. There we go. Yeah.

Where's Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Look at that. Catherine Blanford. Yeah. Josh Saddam Myers. Oh, the goddamn comedy jam.

What do we? Oh, Eric Griffin is going. Yeah, yeah. Obviously, it's going to be there. It'll be fun. I don't know. Brooks, love me some Brooks. Love me some Beth.

I love them a lot. But what do we do? What do you do on a cruise? So I've been on the workaholics, the Impractical Jokers cruise and the Heather McMahon did one last year. Yeah. And it was a blast. It's, I mean, you don't drink.

So, it's fine. You're going to do a lot of people watching. There's a lot of, I mean, they're going to probably pack it full of shows. Yeah, look at that. Pickleball. Oh, you're going to win that. I don't know what deep-throat dive is. Deep-throat dive sounds like Jaime's yearbook quote. Are we doing stand-up on that?

Yeah, that very good joke. Yeah, thank you. Guess that do-do tune. Yeah, so that's some sort of carpool karaoke. DJ party with Blake, yeah, hire, and then casino, yeah, I mean, it's, you know, during the day everyone will be walking around just getting fucked up with each other. I think for the guys, people just want to be on the boat with all of us. You know, that's why you go on these things.

I know Bert's cruises were like that, right? Where it's just like people want to have, because you're walking around unless you're going to be a recluse and just stay in your room, which maybe you will? No, you'll be out of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How would you handle that? I mean, it's not that many people too.

It's like, I think, I think, there isn't. I think so. That's that many people? Yeah, that's how many people I know about. If they sell out, I don't know how they're selling. So go to this is important.com to get your. Yeah. Here, I'll do it as Adam.

Guys. Tony Hitchcliff. Yeah, that's Tony Hitchcock. That was Adam. Divine. We're really doing it, Red Band. But Adam does have a... Adam's got a more...

Adam's got a little Jack Blacky in him, though, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, real expressive. I think it'll be fun, though. It will. You think you fall off the wagon? Oh, no, no, no, no. Jesus, please no.

But you could go to the pool. Do you like swimming? I'll go to the pool. I'm very sociable in these kind of settings. It's also like we go to the spa. We'll hang out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I'll call you a lot. Yeah. As much as you want to hang, I'll hang. You can call each other's room phones. Yeah? That's always really fun. Yeah, yeah. And then live music from what?

Mark Rubelais. I mean, you did the goddamn... Mark Rubelais, incredible. Didn't you do the goddamn comedy jam? What did you sing? Didn't you do it? I hate it. Oh, really?

Yeah. Okay. All right. This is a bad endorsement for the crew. It's a great show. Yeah. Just because Bobby, yeah, that does not reflect. I just don't like that because it's like, it's a live band.

Yeah. And you know, it's so funny. I can memorize things. You know, it's hard for me to memorize lyrics. Yeah. Because you have to think about singing and remember the lines. Wow, by the way, cut to him is getting fired from being a music school teacher about 25 years. So, well, you can be a singer, Robbie, but you have to think of the song, the melody, and the words.

If you think you can do that, then good luck. Just for me, I don't just say for my own. No, I don't think you agree. But karaoke, what if you had the words in front of? What have you held the words on your phone? Yeah, but that's what I always do. do when I'm on the goddamn comedy jam. You want to memorize it.

You want to memorize it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can perform it better when you're doing. Yeah, yeah. What's your go-to karaoke song? Great question. Um, creep, probably. I don't know.

Ooh, yeah, okay. Hard one. Yeah, it's a hard one, yeah. Will you sing, how does that one go again? Because I'm a creep. Oh, yeah. I'm a weirdo. People will lose their minds

if you just do that on above, Bobby. I mean, out, I'm assuming it's gonna be outdoors on the Lido deck. Yeah. The Lido deck. Right? Oh, how fun. I think that's where it's

called. Or just maybe the regular dick. You like Radiohead? Oh yeah. Yeah. You know who doesn't like Radiohead? Who? That guy right there.

Alex. You know what he said? I had a curiosity. Yeah, I do you curious. Beatles or Lincoln Park? Who do you think is better? I mean, how do you even answer that? Yeah.

Well, you can answer it by, give me an answer. Don't say anything, Bobby. Well, there's the thing. Uh-oh. Oh. Here we go. And be honest. Let's say I'm, let's say I'm Lester Banks.

He was a rock critic. Okay. Hey, so, um, what do you think? Adam. The Beatles or Lincoln Park? Well, Lester, I have a friend who went to high school with the bass player in Lincoln Park. Yes. But I did stand-up comedy for Paul McCartney at the improv.

Yes. Yeah. I did. And actually, he waved me over and he goes, Adam, come on, sit down, sit down, let's have a drink. Yeah, yeah. Good thing. But anyway, I would say, oh, yeah.

By the way, he goes, I go, I'll have a drink. I sit down. I know. Let's move on. But anyway. Do you really? I do. Yeah.

So, let's. What's better? Beatles. Barium. Beatles? What are we even talking about? I know. That's like saying, hey, man, would you, would you, would you rather have, uh, you know,

um, an orgy with all like perfect tens or a foot job from, uh, high man. Hi, may. Hi, may. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what. Yeah. Yeah.

And I think that globally people would agree on that. I. Anyone with any kind of intelligence. And that's not, that's not any, that's not throwing any, a slight or shame yeah, yeah, yeah. it's just like That's gay That's gay

What did I say about touching me Yeah Yeah yeah That's gay It's not This is not the right time Lincoln Park Yeah yeah yeah

I'm with you Yeah The right time Yeah The Beatles Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Yeah

Oh yeah I like radio head I didn't like Radiohead I just said I just like You just like You just like

Lincoln Park better No no Not even the Lincoln Park thing I just said For a radio head There's like Four or five

songs that I really like I don't know Like their whole He said I can't listen to whole album. Yeah, I've never been just listened through a whole album like damn, every song on this one was so fair, yeah.

Who will you do that for? Well, Hybrickrific. Linger Park. Just that album, just that album, hybrid theory. It depends. He was saying that that album is better than the white album. No, no, that's not what I said. I bet you anything it's sold more albums than that album, which we

checked, and I was right. Wow. Yep. It's kind of surprising. It is surprising. I like Chance the Rapp. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. And tomorrow we'll teach you how to make a boat, cat. Out of paper mache. And then I'll eat it.

Yeah. No, no, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. My friend's dad in high school used to make boats to float on the river out of milk cartons. There was like a thing in Seattle every summer that people would race. They would make, oh, it's a milk carton boat race derby. Or milk carton derby, they would call it. And we'd go down to his basement and he had like 15,000 milk cartons lined around Jonathan Stevens's name. His dad's name is Lee Stevens. That's gay. You're gay.

You know what? Jaime. Jaime, Jaime, Jaime, that part of the show's over. You already did it. We already did it. And now you're being rude to the house. No. No, that's fucked up.

No. I'm telling you right now, right? It was fucked up. We already did that part. He was like, no, I didn't. You know? No. No.

Tell us about the milk cartons. Tell me about the milk cartons. There's a race. Tell us about the milk cartons. One of you more. So please, Adam. Oh, man, someone's got a new character. It's just my Scottish character.

Yeah, so anyway, so he would get Mattidos. One time I was like, I took one of them off, and then he yelled at me. And then I think he went out and did the race, and the boat fell apart. Oh, no. As soon as it got into the lake. I remember laughing so hard. Make it out of paper then maybe. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the Titanic.

Remember that guy, the billionaire that made that Titanic out of Wheatins and Dildos and they went down? Yeah. Remember when they fucking blew up? Yeah. Ocean Gate. Watch that documentary? If we went to... Because do we know where the Titanic is? Do they know where it is? Yeah, Temecula. They do know where it is.

Can you get down to it and swim around it? No. That's where they were exploring in the... Nobody got. I did. I was like, really? I thought that was a pretty good, like, location joke. Uh-huh. Yeah. What, Temecula? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Pichanga. I believe you. Morongo. Take me away. Remember that, sir? Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to bug him, want to bug him.

So, yeah, it's in the Antarctica, right? No. No, no, no. North Pole. No, no, no. North Sea. No, no, no, no. Temecula.

Yeah. Okay. No, where, but can you go down? It's too far deep for people to explore, right? Well, they tried, right? No, but they actually, no, they got down there. You need like a submarine to get down there. The OSHAG guys got down there, didn't they?

Yeah, they went down a lot of times. They just kept rolling the dice, dude. Not going down there. They got 21, and the guy was like, hit me. Yeah. And they was like, you won. He's like, nah, no, no, I want 25. Yeah, what is down there?

Um, it's just a lot of fish. But, you know, but, is there, like, droolie boxes or like, I mean, they must. Oh, what's, where I'm just like, please. We thought you'd never. Come. Do you want some Gorgonzola and Japanese cracker? Because there's probably thousands upon thousands. The thousands upon the thousands of shipwrecks that we can't even get to.

Yes. With all these treasures. I was a fan of it. I was Aquaman. Yeah. I would go down there. I know. Get all the treasures.

You get all the treasure. Because how cool would it be to burst up out of the ocean. Yeah. With pearl necklace. Yeah. Yeah. And set them up. I set them up, though.

It's not fair. That's cheating. Yeah. But, you know, to come up. with all the treasures. Here's my one thing though. Why are we going down there? Nuclear weapons. You think that's what's at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, I just learned that, actually. That's how we found our first shipwreck was actually... So that's why we're going to, like, look at the Titanic? Is why? Nuclear weapons, because sometimes we lose nuclear weapons.

In the ocean? In the ocean. Yeah. And that's the only reason we went down, allegedly, to find the Titanic and stuff, because we lost a missile. Wow. A missile? Maybe, maybe, I think... Can they still go off? I'm sorry. It's a dead missile, no? I don't know much more about that. You fucking brought it up. Wait, that...

It's like the movie The Abyss. Yes. You ever see that movie? Do you ever see that movie? No. Oh, you know, James Cameron's The Abyss? He did The Abyss? Yeah.

That was like his first movie then, yeah? No. What was his first movie? Terminator? Avatar. No. Terminator? Terminator.

Two lies. No, Terminator. Terminator. The very Terminator. Then aliens do. A very Terminator Christmas. Aliens too. Yeah, yeah.

Alien's. With Randy Quaid. He was in that now. With that fucking turtle neck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But he did the abyss. What a great movie.

Wow. And Alien he did, right? Alien too. Wow. Yeah. But the abyss is good. You never saw it, huh? No.

Oh, yeah. What's interesting about it is, it's just beautiful, that's all. Yeah. What is your favorite? How about this? Everybody at the same time say their favorite movie of all time. No, this is hard.

Well, I know we could go by genre, but just how about this? That's tough. A movie, okay, I know that is tough. That's, but a movie that like any time a day, like right now, if we put it on, you'd consider, you'd be locked in and you'd want to watch the scene and you'd probably be like, we have to turn this off because I want to watch this. Like, what's that movie? Any time of day, you'll stop and watch at least 20 minutes of it.

Okay. On the count three, just said, okay, just before, can I just say something? Yeah. The one I'm going to yell out is one that last. I don't consider a great movie, but it's one of those what you describe. Great. Yeah.

All right, ready to go. I start trying to get a little specific. On the count three, right? All of us at the same time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the game. What is he gay? Okay, I'm sorry.

No, no, that was good. That might be the best so far. That was your best one, right? Okay, on the count three, ready? Yeah. One, two, three. The Goon. Debbie does Dallas.

Enough. I think I heard everyone's, I heard yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody said Goonies. I said Airbud 4. Airbud 4. We both went with jokes.

What did I do? Debbie does Dallas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you say get? Enough with Jennifer Lopez. Do you guys remember that movie? Yeah. Mine was going to be deep impact.

Ooh, that's a good movie. I don't know why. Whenever it's on L.O. Col J and that? Yeah. He's a chef. Yeah. Is he really? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Has a peat. Get over here and make that fucking crouton. I just love. On somebody's hair. Yeah. I love disaster. Oh, yeah.

I love. Oh, fuck. You didn't laugh. You were like, yeah, and that was triggering. Oh, fuck, dude. A single-tier dress up my eye. I gotta get out of it. Oh, man.

Wasn't Ello Cool J in that? Yeah, he's a chef of a parrot. We heard you, Jaime. Of a parrot? L.O. Cool J is not in Deep Impact. Bruce Willis is. What you talk? No, you know what deep impact is?

Yeah. What? Oh. You know what movie I just confused with? Boys in the Hood? No. Hilarious if that's right. Yeah.

That's a deep blue scene. I love that. I knew it wasn't shallow. That was the shark, the shark camp? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love that movie. And that hot.

But it wasn't the movie. Deep big net. Deep deep deep deep deep. Deep deep impact. It was a comment, right? God damn, dude. Who's in deep impact? What?

Who's in deep impact? Elijah Woods in it. Cool. Deep impact. A kid from North. Oregon Freeman's in it. Well, I remember. The president.

I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I lost my debit card. It's it. Yeah, it was a disaster movie about the asteroid hitting Earth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, okay, this, yeah. Oh, and there's that scene where she's with the dad and the, the, the, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know what she says?

You know what she says? But she said, we're in this together. I'm scared. No, she goes, Daddy. And then the wave hits out. Yeah, that jane away. Yeah, yeah, she was great in it. Robert Duval.

Come on, man. This is a great movie. Yeah, I love Deep Impact. Oh, so it was a, um, and. to the world type. Yeah, I'm a big, as you know, if people listening, they know that I'm a big disaster movie guy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Ooh, okay, so maybe that's 2012. You know, like that one? I love to, 2012. It's fun. Oh, wait, wait, wait, not ladder 49. Oh, fuck.

Something nine. What? Something nine. District nine? Yes. Yeah. I don't, does that a disaster movie? That's not a disaster movie?

That's not a disaster movie. It's alien? That's not a disaster movie. Yeah, yeah. But I'll give you a high five on it. Let the record show. People are going to slow that. down in slow-mo and see how excited I was genuinely

and see how bummed I was in the same moment. I would say that like... I don't know if as an adult you've put a high-five up with all your 43 years of enthusiasm and just to have it thrown fucking right in your face. For me, it's like it has to be a natural disaster for it to be a disaster movie. Like Twister.

Yeah, Twister's a natural disaster movie. Where does that rank? Probably in my top ten. Cool. Yeah, yeah. But for me, it's like there's cheesier ones I really like to. How about the Avalent? Oh, perfect storm.

A day after tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Great one. Another one is volcano. Ooh. Yeah. Pauley joins. That's not a, that's a human being one.

Do you consider contagion? No. No. But my name. Two girls one cup? Yeah, that's a natural disaster. I mean, that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But cheating. I heard it's like chocolate, chocolate pudding. Yeah. Oh, really? They squirted the chocolate pudding before, and then they squirted it. Hollywood. Secrets reveal. Behind the scene.

Yeah. Yeah, but my favorite one was the core. Haven't seen it. Yeah, so I've talked about this before, but the core is, you know what to tell me of the premises? Is it about the core of the earth? The core of the earth starts spinning. It stops spinning. And then what?

What they do is they find a machine that goes in the middle of the core of the earth. Oh, with the drill. And then they fucking put like nuclear chain reaction to get the fucking metal. It's really absurd. Like Austin Powers, like that big machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's in it? Two-face from Batman.

What's his name? Tommy Lee Jones. No, no, no. The other one. Dark Night one. I don't see color. Tom Brady? Yeah.

Tom Hardy. I know he has. Aaron Eckhart. Aaron Eckhart. Oh, yeah. Aaron Eckhart. So Marissa Tomey's in it. Not Marissa Tomey.

Hillary Swank. Hillary Swank. Hillary Swank. Hillary Swank's in it. Hillary Purson. What's his name? Stanley Tucci. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Tucci's all. Tucci's in it? Yeah. The guy. Yeah, there is. Tucci's in it should be a great documentary about all the things Stanley Tucci's done. Yeah.

Italian food. Yeah. Oh, that's right. He's a chef. He's supposed to be pretty good, right? Delroy Lindo is in it. Oh, man, one of my favorite names. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it is one of my favorite disaster movies because it's so absurd. I feel like we're missing. Isn't there a Jake Gyllenhaal disaster movie? Yeah, day after tomorrow, I already said it. Yeah, that's a really good one too. It is, okay. Keep up. Oh, boy.

You flaked on his gig. I think it's enough. Honestly? Honestly? Yeah. Honestly? Yeah. Be honest, dude.

I, I... You're tired of it. So, for real, like, I... I really wanted you to do the shows. And, like, I'm not fucking around right now. Like, I love Bobby. I love this podcast. I love the whole crew.

But it's really pissing me off how much, like, you don't appreciate. I'm not even... No, I was like... Yeah, why are you laughing? I'm not... I mean, it's like, enough. I'm not... Enough!

I'm really not... I'm really not... I really wanted you to do the shows. And not only did you not show up, but I had the whole club chanting your name. Jamie, Jamie. And you didn't show up. And the club owner who I just met,

because it was my first time playing the club, was like, where's this Jamie kid? And I go, I don't know. And you made me look like an asshole. And it's just a throughout the podcast. And then you're poking me and you call me gay. And like my wife's going to see this. She's going to be like, what's going on?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that autistic kid going, you gay. Like, what's, you know, what's going on? So, you know. Why are them laughing? I don't know. I don't know, man, but I'm just trying to... I'm sorry, Adam.

But don't touch him, dude. Oh, I'm sorry, Adam. Only if you mean it. Touch me if you mean it. I'm sorry. It's a deeper touch. Go through the front. Deep impact.

He liked the frontal. Rubbed. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The Bobby leave massage. I'm sorry, Adam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, that was a, that was a, that was me just fucking with you.

Yeah, I love you. Yeah. Do you think, um... Yeah, another good one, dude. This is gay, bro. I love you. Did you believe me? That was pretty good. Go ahead, Kat.

That's good, all right. I was just going to say, do you think Godzilla is a natural disaster? To the Japanese. You know what? I would consider the Godzilla natural, uh, uh, maybe. It's a monster movie, really? Godzilla versus King Kong. Did you watch it?

I haven't seen it, no. It's, I mean, do you see Godzilla minus one? That's great. No. That's the first one? Oh, wait, wait. I'm sorry. You never saw Godzilla minus one?

Plus two. Sike. We got you there. We got you there. We got you there. You're on my new prank show called, fuck you, Bobby. No, no, no.

Don't watch it. Don't watch it. What is about? So, Japan, they're still making Godzilla movies. And delicious French fries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they made a movie this movie that came out a couple years ago called Godzilla Minus One. Oh, that looks like the best Godzilla.

Dude, you have to watch this movie. I mean. Oh, no. No way. Incredible. Better than American. It's way better than American. No way.

Yeah. This movie... That doesn't even look like CGI. It's incredible, dude. It's Japanese. That's terrible. It's terrifying. And when we talked about Godzilla might as well, we'll, you know, recap on it.

Have you seen it? Uh-uh. It's the first Godzilla movie I've ever seen where I was actually scared. Like, when you know, when you see Godzilla with the Matthew Broderick one, right? Silly. You're like, oh, dude. You know, he's now turning. into like, you know, he's got an oven mid, he's

cooking, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? They make them too, you know what I mean? King Kong has a boxing glove. Yeah, they're like, you brought up like, my wife Sarah Jessica's a big fan. Yeah. All right, dude. And when they appear up, the audience applause, like he's our hero. No, no, no, no, no, no. We don't want that. Godzilla has to be terrifying. And in this movie,

he's fucking terrifying. Like, there's a little Japanese boat he's chasing after, and you're like, on the edge of his sea going, do you see it black and white? I saw it black and white. Yeah, you saw it in black and white. You seen the theater or? Theater. Black,

Yeah. Wow. And they just made a trailer for Godzilla minus zero, I think it's called. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and I think you got to watch this movie.

I can't wait. What are the minuses about? I don't know really what that is about. I don't know. Me either, yeah, yeah. But Godzilla minus one is a much, do you see it? I haven't seen it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Subtitled, but, yeah. George, you're bored? No, I'm just. Yeah, you seem like you're bored. Just double-checking the... Yeah, you're just kind of drifting and looking around.

It's crazy to think that Godzilla gets in the wall. because you never see him in the water. He's a water creature. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you talking about? Can I talk to you for a thing? You're embarrassing me.

You know, when I see Finding Nemo, why is it, um, why is he in the ocean? Why is a clownfish in the ocean? Why does he just take a bird scooter? Like, like, hiking, you know what? Like, fish don't have to have. Like, it's a choice they make. Exactly.

You know what I mean? You miss the first 20 minutes of every Godzilla film, ever? You guess so, yeah. Wait. Parrots should be in the water. Parrots. Don't you think?

Yeah. Wait, what other movies were mentioned when we asked favorite movies you could watch all the time? You said... I said enough. That's right with J-Lo. That's a dance movie, right? No, no, no. It's about domestic abuse.

Okay. You're kind of dancing. Yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa. We'll be right back. Wait, do anybody say anything? Any like, this feels like a Marvel crew, right? They feel like people in here.

Matrix every time. Wow. The first Matrix check, for sure. Yeah, for sure. You would watch that over and over again. You know, I saw the first Matrix, Braveheart and Gladiator in the same week. No.

About... About seven years ago. Which is way late. Why? Just missed out. But I've seen Shanghai Knights three times. So don't ask me how I am who I am. I'm old enough to know...

Very good. Being in L.A., driving to the comedy store for my lot shift. And then... And seeing the fucking. Matrix poster coming out. And I remember going, I wonder what that's about. You know what I mean?

Mind blowing. Doesn't look great. But then I went and saw it and it blew. You came out. I was around when Pulfiction came out. We saw it at the Man Chinese Theater. Cool. You know what's spot to see it.

You know, I'd go, just no one had seen it. Yeah. Waded in a line. It was a new movie. Wow. And just watching it going, wow, that was an incredible thing of everything. Isn't that cool? Because how many times do you truly get moved by, like where you go in, whether

with expectations or not. And you're just like, I can't fucking believe. Jurassic Park, first time I saw that, I felt that. Yeah, yeah. Being like, oh, they did it. Yeah, they made real. They did it. I remember I went with my dad and his mom at the time. I think she was 96. She lived in 99. And thanks for bringing

it up. And she... Best in peace. Yeah, and she screams out the first time the when he's like, he pulls Lord Dern's glasses and turns her face, and then she stands up. That's a great scene. You know, and there's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. good see. Yeah, and then you see the shot of all the dinosaurs.

It's the first time you see dinosaurs. Yeah, yeah. And that's when he's like, they're moving hurts. They do move in. You know? And it's quiet. And my fucking grandma goes, fake! No. Yeah. It was like the, not opening night, but like the next, like that weekend. How was she mind boggled by the fucking, eh, just jaded 96.

Yeah. Fucking been there, done that. Yeah. It's a puppet. So, yeah, I remember me and R. Shafir waited eight hours to watch Lord of the Rings. That's how long I've known Ari. Eight hours? Yeah, for the first one. Oh, you waited in line. Line. And then I remember

going, I gotta go eat, so you wait in line for me and we switched turns. You take it in shifts? Yeah, yeah, we were kids then. Wow. Yeah. That movie Yeah, this scene. By the way, she still looks amazing. She does. She's great. Yeah, yeah. She's great. Yeah. This is, yeah.

And Spielberg She's looking at a green ball right now. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know, that's how hard acting. Yes. She was just looking at a little tennis ball. Like, look how real, like that.

It still holds up. It still holds up, yeah. The shadow. Yeah, you're right. There's moments the T-Rex shit is because the T-Rex, if you ever watch any of the making of? Yeah. Where, like, that was like an animatronic, like, puppet more or less.

And it was raining and they, like, fucked up shooting. The music's great. John Williams's probably best work. Yeah, yeah. And her little outfit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Lost my virginity of that song. And this guy goes, wait, and then the grandpa, remember he goes, he goes, how did you do this? And he goes, I'll show you. Yeah. What's another movie that you're mind-boggling

that? I'm going to pass that. I'm going to move on for that. I was like, is there more at him or what's going on? Fifth Element was really good. Good. The element was pretty good. Armageddon?

It wasn't great, but I like the opera singing. Jean-Renau was in it, right? You directed it? Yeah. Yeah. How about this? No, Luke? Yes. Luke Bassant.

Yes. Luke Bassant directed it. Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. Anyway. That's fun. No.

Got to wait. Was Avatar like that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think so. Averture like what? The first movie. Was it like what?

Mind blowing. Oh, yeah. I think it was, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was kind of mind-blowing. Oh, yeah. I think I saw it four times in the theaters. Just one more time than Shanghai Nights.

Really funny. Jackie Chen was. Yeah. So funny. Rumbled the Bronx. That's another. The other one I remember being... Best one.

Like, I couldn't believe it. I remember the outtakes of Rumble in the Bronx. And I was like, you fucking kidding me? How could we never... Tom Cruise might be the closest thing white people have to a guy that does his own stunts

and truly probably should not still be here. I mean, I just watched the newest mission impossible and it was like... Did you like it? I loved it, I loved it too. A lot of people didn't like it. You didn't like it. I didn't like the last one,

but I loved the ones before. I actually had body tingles. Dude, the plane, he's fighting people while flying a plane. The story was not the best. how are they supposed to be The stories are, I mean, you're right, and the story should be first.

The stories were great until this point. You were following for the story. Yes, you were. Yeah, you're right. It resonated with me. The AI? Yeah, I like that. I mean, it's time.

It was an old school movie magic moment when watching it. Yeah. I was turning, I know who I thought with. I turned out, I go, this is great. But you are right, G, because the story was good for the first three or four, and then Tom was just like,

let me give a guy a foot job, Jamie style on the moon. And you're like, What? That's gay. I just saw one battle after. I just saw that one. It was really, really good.

Great. Haven't seen it. How is that possible? You're the movie guy. I know. It's so good. But you'll see it in a few years. By the way, do you think people would watch this as a movie review show where we just go,

have you seen it? Yeah. How was it? Loved it. Have you seen it? No. I want to, though. We should pilot this.

We just do this around. At least, I don't know, now or not. half. Well, you want to go into detail, though? We can go to detail? Yeah, yeah. Let's go.

Okay. What are we talking about? What movie? The Goonis. What else? Yeah, yeah. Gohne's a good, though. It's a good movie.

Yeah, good. It's good. It's good. It's good. Interstellar, go. Can I be honest, my honest riff with the interstellar? I just don't understand it.

Yeah. I don't know about time and riff time or like Contonhe and Matt Damon and everyone. Everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Beautifully directed.

Yeah. Or was it? Or was it? Not even directed. Maybe he just was like, just go out and just. Yeah, all right. The name itself is confusing. Totally. I'm like, what is it?

I used to watch Christopher Nolan go to the, because he lived on, when I lived on Beachwood Remember and he would be around. Would he go to that little market? That market, yeah, yeah, Oaks. He would go to Oaks. Oh, no way. And I've always wanted, like, he would be sitting there with his kid eating. And I would you thought he was.

Hey, I really liked the dark night. It'd just be a fan. Yeah. You know, why not? Yeah. You know, memento is life changing. I really like your work. Security?

Yeah, yeah. But you can't. No, you can't. No, you can't. I feel like you could, no. You could. No, no, no, no. Even Michael Bayer tight now.

Yeah, but that's... Oh, that's cool. Yeah, but Tarantino, like, I've run into him a couple of times. Yeah. And I've wanted to really just go, listen, your movies are just, have been such a big part of my life. And it's like... I did. It's all to him?

Yes. In the main room of the comedy store, you know, packed Saturday night, hot crowd. And after a joke, you know, last kind of... I die down and then one guy just goes and I go Jesus Christ if you could not do that again that'd be awesome and then I like roast a little bit more and then I go I go actually who is it I would love to see the face

that's attached to that laugh and he just doesn't say anything back and then I go I was expecting a follow up I go it's alright man it's tough to be outside and then I go back in my set and then I get off and Emily comes over Emily LaFour when she was booking the store and she goes you know who that was you were talking to I go what do you mean she goes the guy with the crazy laugh I go oh yeah that guy was funny she goes Quinn Tarantino

what I go is he says he says he's still here? She goes, yeah, you laughed your whole time. You should always say hi to him. So I walk over to him and I go, hey man, I doz. He goes, oh my God, oh, oh my God, oh my God, you know. Hey, so fine. Are you going to go to the patio? We should have a beer. He's nice, yeah. So we go out the patio, about an hour and a half beer, a couple beers, shooting the shit. He's asking

a lot of comedy store questions, just comedy questions in general. And then a few other comics came around. We had a little circle. People were trying to take pictures. Wasn't really into it. And then some kid had a Munchies box company. And he came up with a box of like munchies and he's like, Quentin, I love to give this to you.

And he's like, I don't let me take like boxes and stuff but that's fine. Take it. And then I go, I'll hold it for you. He's like, oh, you're holding for me.

And then we're sitting there and we have a few more beers and then he was like, don't you say it. Don't you fucking say it. San Antonio, don't you say it. Don't do that anymore. And then he goes,

he's not even paying attention. Anyway, trying to find a photo. Anyway, so then then Quinn smokes a little Jay and then goes, and he's about to leave and he goes, you still have that Munchy Box that you held on for me

and I go yeah and I take it out and he goes This is gonna come in handy later And he goes He's gonna come in handy later and he goes But I asked him a few questions about Once Upon Time in Hollywood because probably only I want to say two That's one of my favorites

That ending scene with Brad Pitt And it's one of the greatest scenes It's so fun You laugh, it's violent When he's like He's like he's like You know what's your name like a Rex And he goes

Shoot him text Or no He goes It was something like a Rex And he goes I'm the dead devil. He goes, no, it's something stupider than that. And then shoot him text. He goes, yeah, text. And then, oh, my God, that scene. So I asked him

a couple questions about Brad Pitt and, like, I was like, I don't know, man, did he, I go, he's a lot funnier. I think he gets credit for it. Did he improvising that? He goes, oh, you know, you're going to let Brad do what he want. You know, obviously, I wrote the movie, the script, but, but Brad, I mean, yeah, if Brad said something, I go fucking do it. It's like, do what you want. Wow. And he was like, so Brad Pitt improvised in that movie's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a young me with him. What? Oh my God. Is that a fedora?

Yeah, I was wearing a fedora. Anyway, crazy. I was so excited. Man, the store, there's so many. Is there anyone that comes in? Because you worked there as a door person. Is there anyone that comes in and you're like, holy shit, they're here? Who are the regular celebrities there? Well, I got really, this is just fan girl moment, but when Sam Marell was there, I really like Sam Marrell was there. Okay, comedian.

Okay, hey. It's like, hey. Well, you met him here. I know. Sam is great. You know, I got really excited. Phineas Mitchell was here. I love Finesse, but I'm just saying. I met Dean Del Rey.

The 101. Yeah, his clothing? Look, we're talking about great comedians, but we're talking about stars. Non-comedians. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you guys know Martin Lawrence? Yes.

Yeah, yeah, he plays them. Every night. Is there every night? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody that doesn't play there that never goes there. Maybe an example. Yeah, I saw Jim Carrey there once. I saw Robin Williams in the OR.

I saw fucking Brian McKnight, which was very good. Shit, who else? Dennis Quaid, went to see Brent Moore. I met Leo and Toby McGuire in the parking lot of the fucking stuff. I mean, come on.

They went there. Yeah, they were there. Yeah, Rihanna. There we go. Big one, there we go. That's a good one. She's going to see. Dean Delray?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Rihanna. A big Dean Delray fan. And Lizzo. I saw Lizzo. Cool. Okay, yeah, we saw Lizzo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Store brings that. Well, because her boyfriend does stand up. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was going up in the belly room and she went. Yeah. No.

Rihanna's. No, no, no. He was doing Stance, but I didn't know if they were dating or not. Yeah, but so that's it, huh? And who's the Scottish guy that's a little bit older? And he did a lot of movies with Catherine Heigel. You know. Oh, well, not Gerard de Pardue.

Gerard Butler. No, Gerard Butler. Yes. Well, Jerry, Jerry's there. He is a big comedy fan. He's always there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's...

I love him. Cool. He's the best. Do you call him Jerry? Well, you sit down, I tell and call him that. Do you call him that? Yeah. I do.

Yeah, I do call him that. Yeah. Is that wrong? Jerry. Yeah, yeah. It's like... It's not Jehard. Some people go, you can call me Bob.

I let people, some people call me that. Yeah. You call me Bob? I have, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But if you call me Bob, it would be weird. I would be feel weird to call you Bob Okay, good

I don't really see you as a Bob. Yeah, thank you. I call you Bobbo. I call you Bobbo, yeah, yeah. So go check out Adam Ray. Adam Raycombe.com, the Who is Me Theater tour. It's alive and cooking. And then, you know, again, we have no more Dr. Phil's in the States.

We have a few in Canada next year in Australia, but that's it. Oh, I just used Jen Espinal for my thing. She told me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awesome. What a great lady. For your... My special, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, wait, she showed me a picture. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro. She's so great. I'm so good. I can't wait to see that. Oh, yeah, with the picture for me.

Yeah, she did you too. Yeah. She did me, yeah, yeah. She, Jed Aspenella is a legend and, um, and changed my life, you know. She's a legend. The story she was talking, talking about Mad TV. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Well, Bobby, think about the impact you've had on my life before we close us out. So stand-up wise for sure, right? But then like, you know, you put in a good word with David Salzman to get the, um, Mad TV, CW reboot. Yeah, I help my friends. But guess what? Then that's how, yeah, that show. I helped my friends.

Yeah, the show was bad, and it shouldn't have been on CW. But I met Jen and then go, hey, during the COVID, you want to do some character stuff? And then, you know, change my life. Yeah, yeah. So thank you. Hi, May. Yeah, that cast. Let's not forget this.

I think you're doing San Mariel. No, I thought you were. Look at that cast, Ed. Jesus Christ. Yeah. What do they do to my face? Amir K. Yeah, it's Amir.

Yeah. Is that Chappelle? No. Lacey? That's Chappelle Lacey? Jeremy Howard Jeremy Howard Fantastic

Isn't that crazy We all dude We thought we were like Here we go I know Bringing back Mad TV The institution And the name alone

We're like five seasons Minimum dude For real I walked out of the first table read Being like And the first table read By the way Was incredible

Yeah And then they slowly Fucking put the handcuffs On the riders And I go oof You can't say that On CW And go

Then what are we doing And they're like Standards and practices You can't say that Yeah But you can say this You can do a sketch you can do this guy

or see that. That's incredible. I forget that that was the thing. You and I coming back, we did some funny shit. You know? You find ways around it, but like it wasn't what

what you guys were doing, you know. Anyway, check out Adam. Go to his show. Adam Rake County. I'll see you on the boat. Come check out on the boat. Workaholic boat.

On workaholic boat. All right, bye guys. Bye guys. Bye guys.