TigerBelly - Adam Ray & The Tumor Coyote

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

Comedian and TigerBelly favorite Adam Ray joins the Slept Kingdom. We chat the Korean spa sitcom, baby name pitches, the blind Antarctica cruise, tumor coyote, Bobby's wedding speech, and who we'd eat first on a deserted island.Follow our custom link in the description to check out Kalshi. This link will apply code TIGERBELLY to unlock your rewards, Listeners can trade $25 and receive $25 with our exclusive offer Download Cash App today and make your money work for you. Visit our link in bio.For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/BELLY See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Dave! Can you vouch for me, man? What's this guy's name? Said I was chill. Oh, this is a... I don't know. I know. You're not allowed through, you lying bastards.

Come on, man. I also know Alan. No? Hey. Yeah. Are you a Jew? Do I have to show you my penis? Cut that out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotta keep it in. You got to keep it in now. My bad. You are a Jew. Triple down. Yeah, yeah. Hey, it's me, Alan.

Who are you? It's me, Alan. Alan, thanks. You know who Alan is. He's a wisp. Yeah. I know. Have you seen whips?

How did I went to high school? What's up, bro? Good the noise. Good the wisp noise. So, yeah. Yeah. I could do it too because he taught me the language. Hey, Lupe.

You went on your butthole. Verbally. Right? Go ahead. Oh, Alan. Alan, what's going on with this improv? I have no idea what's going on with this improv, Alan. We're just following it.

Run in. Yeah. Anyway, good to see you. Good to see you. Adam. On tour? On tour? Yeah. On tour all over the place.

Adamraycom for tickets. I'll be in your hometown of San Diego soon. Don't go to that one. At the Balboa Theater. That was a good before that. Going to Hawaii, your other hometown.

I'm going to be there. When? When am I going? You're there at the same time? Oh, the blue. Whoa. I'm playing the Washington State Fair. I'm playing a...

Dueling comedy. Where is he? Oh, bummer. No, but I'm there a week before. He's there. You're there a week after, even. How do you pronounce it? Yeah, so when is he in town?

Honolulu. I'm there the 18th of the 22nd. You leave the 17th. Oh, I leave. I get to the 16th. Oh, it'd be a night of fun. No, you get that they're 16? Yeah.

Because I'm having a birthday dinner. On what day? I guess it's the 16th. Oh. Oh. And I'll make reservations. Oh, let's go. Yeah.

You have to sit at a different table. Fine. I just want to be around. What characters are going to bring? That's the whole thing about Adam. You know what? Everyone listen up. You want to go to dinner with Adam?

He brings character. He brings lightsabers. I don't know if that bad of personality disorder. That's kind of fun, though. I mean, multiple persons. In fact, I can make a noise right now, and you can turn it into a character right now. Great.

Let's do it. Oh, fun. Wait. Holy moly. Hi, guys. Barry here. Yeah, Barry's here. Barry's here.

Barry Cats, man. Barry Cats, man. I'm an old manager myself, man. Barry Cats, man. I used to rep Dang. Dang Cookians. The Dan Cook at the time. That the game.

The Dan Cook at the time. I think. Really? I'm not sure. I'm Barry Katz. Brad is a small guy with a big... There I am. Barry Katz, man. You know Barry Katz?

I know Barry Katz. Who did he used to rep? Brad Williams. You could be out of character for this. Oh, sorry. I just ask you a question. Wait, do it again. Your character work is so bad.

She can't even do NBC work. I feel you. I'm really bad, too. I can't do X-Sons. Make another noise. Okay. I want to try it this time. Can I try?

You go into one. Oh no, okay. I'm scared. Okay, give it to me. Okay. I'm not doing it. Oh. Bobby makes the noise.

It's Bobby's game he makes it. Yeah. What are you doing? I was gonna give a noise. That's not a noise giver? Okay, ready. Okay, I'm ready. What you talking about?

Oh no. Jesus, can't make that one. See, we can tread water here. Hey, it's me. Zoob-de-zoop. Yeah. Okay, okay, all right. Hey, hold on.

Let me try again. Oh, man. God damn it, Zubidoooooooo. Zootie Zootie Zootie Zoo. Hey, hey, man, Taylor. Who invited Zubidi Zoop to this party? Man, I don't know, but if I had a Mountain Dew Codred, I'd pour it in his shoes. Oh, no.

I did bring something for the party. Mountain Duke Codry! Let's get fucked up. What else you got there? Groundbreakic? You need to take Ron Lund. He's a second city guy. You take a class.

You know, like, I'm more... Chicago didn't do it for you. It's more like natural. Second Cid didn't do it for you. I should start over. Because it didn't work. It didn't work. Yeah, yeah, it didn't catch.

If I may. Yeah. No, it was really good. No, thank you. Yeah. It was really good. No, it's really bad. I can't do characters at all.

What would you have brought to the party if Cat didn't say Mountain Duke? Would you, what do you think, what did you think you had when you held that up? Instead, I brought a gift. I was actually thinking Mountain Dew. Wow. I know. That's awesome. We connected.

We connected in that. Yeah, I know. Well, let's talk about. Anyway. Let's talk about something that's more important to our heart. Sure. Why? If I may.

Yeah. What is it? It's, uh... Mountain Duke. No. D-E-C-E-N. S-E-N, let's talk about it. S-E-N.

S-E-N. S-E-N. S-E-N. S-E-N. S-E-N. Super. Talk about it. And S-E-O-L.

Super. L. El Nino. It's warm as fuck. Yeah. It's so hot. It's real. And windy.

Onino is real That was global warming Cheryl RFK's back Onino's coming for us He's been in this room Has he really? That's right You had RFK on the show

And Cheryl Wow, how was it And who Do we still, are we getting him? Who? Biden? He's next. Hunter?

We get Hunter Biden next. Hunter is so hot to me Come in dress this show Oh yes That's perfect I'm just spitball in here Birthday dinner Maybe I get to the real table

Oh, you're never going to get invited to the real table. That's... Oh, that was rude. You were invited... My pregnant wife said at the real table? Yeah, you were invited to the real table 18 years ago. That's true. Bobby, you made me cry.

Yeah, and you abandoned me. Oh. For your own stardom. Not true. Not true at all. And your own capabilities. Not true at all. You've become a very big star.

Congratulations. I wish I had the voice. Give him a round of applause. Yes. Huge star. Huge. Huge star. Yeah, so, what?

No, here we go. What do we do? When you have my son on the podcast, you remember at me too? Come! Don't do that when he's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing that, I'm doing that, because I've been working on it. All right, maybe I won't do Joe on the pod.

Maybe you can just do it. He says sunset's all. You're going to be a great old man, Bobby. Do you ever think about that? I'm losing my mind now, so I think so. Yeah. Yeah, but at least you're able to monetize it. Yeah.

I don't know if you'll be able to monetize it for 20 years. 20 years. I didn't I've been laying around. Yeah, good. As of late. Good. Pondering. Well, look, you got your special out of the way. We'll see. Not sure if it's going up. It's going up. It's going. We'll see.

We'll see. Great. Oh. But what I want to say is if I've been laying around as one does. And ruminating. Pondering. Do you ponder more or ruminate more? I've been pondering more than ruminate more. I like that. Pondering's better. God. I do like that. You know what?

What? You're a pro. ponderer. What's your latest ponder? Great question, Kat. No, what question is, why can you take a compliment? Great ponderer? Yeah. You're one of the greatest. Like Descartes.

Duard noir. Duard noir. You're the Descartes. It's Emir's for de Cologne. I ponder, therefore I am. That's funny joke. You got it all. Character's funny jokes. Can I tell you what I can do? All right, you can be my therapist? When I was driving up here, I saw a coyote. The story gets better. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I guess? Can I guess?

Was it had a tumor on his face? Yes. Oh. Yeah. Yes. That's my cousin Dave. Yeah. And we're back to physical deformity.

Why? I saw three different cars stop and we all stopped and kind of I made eye contact with the car. Yeah, he's a neighborhood coyote with a tumor on his face. I didn't know. It looked like he had been beaten by somebody that was like trying to fend off. Well, I'll tell you this, my friend. I felt really bad even though that If I may...

If I may... But not well. Hopefully not before Bobby goes. Hey! Come on. Is that not going to get anything? I said a. I liked it.

I said A. I just got it. So let me say something. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. It's a billion degrees. It's a billion degrees. How long has this coyote been upon your dog?

I'll tell you this, friend, about the coyote Dave. Okay. Is it Coyote Dave? That's the name of the day. This is so mean. What's going? His eyes. You know, I spent a long time with you in Australia.

Oh, that's what this is. That's exactly what it is. Was that great? Wasn't it great? All openers at this table, too. Let's go. In Australia, too? No.

No. He doesn't get the good ones. You just do like Pichanga. The Australia of California. Wait, he still hasn't had me back on. I'll tell you why. Take me away from here. That's the Pachanga theme song.

Oh, no. Okay, sorry. My bad. I was just running improv a song with you. No. Do it again. Take me away from here. And it's not going well. Go ahead, go ahead. All right.

So, the other day, not a day of a couple months ago, I mentioned this on Bad Friends. I was turning the corner. It was dawn. You know what time we get a day of that is? Morning, right? No, Don's like five. Six days. Dude, you're so good at that.

5.30? Not only do you ponder. You're good at. time calculations and weather patterns. Thank you. So let me, what's going on? I'm getting ready for the story. The story is this, I saw Dave on the street.

My girlfriend was with me. Yeah. Keep that in. Great. Keep that in too. And we saw Dave on the middle of the street. Yes. But there was something on his head. A hat?

No. Why would there be a hat? I'd be a hat, cat. And I'm sorry to rhyme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So much disgust. No, it was not. Like, I get angry a rhyme.

Like one of those propeller hats? To distract from his tumor. What would you do? Yeah, that's right. You're right. Dave is a pioneer. Yeah. Phantom the opera mask, maybe.

Who was his doctor, Patch Adams? Wear this helicopter hat, you tumor coyote? I know. Your tumor dog? Great band name. Tumor. Or maybe a Hannibal Lecter. Oh, yeah.

Or a screen mask, yeah. Something. Let's hide it. Let's move on. Anyway, on the head was a, um, Tumor. No, not tumor. Tumor.

If you do Arnold Sorsennaug or tumor again on this podcast, I'm out. You're out of here. I'm out of here. All right. Tumor. Get to the tumor. I'll be back.

With the tumor. With the tumor. Worst doctor ever. Yeah. Good movie. Great movie. Kindergarten cop. Oh, my God.

What the best. Hello. So anyway, can I finish the story? Always have a penis. There was a hummingbird. on Dave's head. Oh, on the tumor? Not on the tumor part,

on the top of his tumorless head. This is pre-tumor. No, the tumor was there. So what I realized is I'm in an MBC. Not MBC, I'm in a simulation. Oh. Because why would that ever happen? Why would a hummingbird land?

This feels like a weird year of tumor. It wasn't just flying around it like, Hey, check out this coyote ad. It was on... There he is. Is that him? Yeah, it was on the top of that head. By the way, it's gotten worse

because the tumor that I just saw was in the middle of his face. Yeah, it's gotten worse. So it's moving. It's grown. Literally, the tumor was like in the middle like he was craying from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's a sad movie.

And let's not give him that. That's a sad movie. Yeah. What are the saddest movies? Sophie's choice. Schindler's list. And two girls won't call you. Are you Jewish?

Yeah. Oh, okay. And I don't want me feel uncomfortable. But anyway, your voice would up so high when he's so high. No, I was scared. Oh, okay. I don't know what to do now.

I don't know. I don't know if you were offended by any of what he said. No, no, no. Dude, he's beyond brother. Yeah, this is, you could say anything. Beyond. Like, he's a step away from, like, you know, me walking in on him with my wife.

Like a step away from that. That's not close. Half a step. Half a step away from that. Yeah, yeah. We're that close. It's not even a step. It's like, I just have to lean.

Just lean over. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful wife, by the time. Thank you so much. Six months pregnant.

Congratulations. You're gonna have a baby girl. You're gonna meet him. Her. Her. Whatever. Whatever. Her for now.

Can I tell you why? Whatever she wants. It's 50-50 with me, guys. On kids? Yeah, comedy kids. I've met 50 of them. Great band. Opening for tumor dogs.

Comedy kids. Yeah. And I've only been half of them. Well, you've met what? Like owls? I met Esther's babies. I'll tell you the babies I've met We're okay

Cat No, I don't have kids Okay, great Al's Maggals He's got teenagers though Right So those aren't really

They're in the high school Wow Wait what's your problem That they're not funny No I love kids Oh I'm just telling you The comedy friends

That I have That have kids that I've mad And do you like them all I don't want to do that Yeah yeah You know I mean I don't want you to go I don't want you to corner

Yeah But I don't Nobody puts Bobby in a corner I'll express it I'll give you One to 10 Tell us I love

that. I love that. What an emotional roller coaster you go, I don't want to do that. You know what? I'll rate them one to ten. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give us one. The one. So Esther's babies. I think genetically, pens. Great. How about Al Magical's kids? Good kids. I mean, they're just like, soldier boys. Bill Burroughs kids. And girls. I don't know what I said. Have you met Bill Burroughs kids? I have. And? Beautiful. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, beautiful kids. Sharp as as angry. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I feel like there's lines and boundaries that I'm crossing over.

Yeah, but that's what podcasting is. That's what life is. The way my body's tilted now, it's a new direction. Yeah, I haven't seen you kind of sit like that. Yeah, this is a new way of sitting. It's very radio DJ host. Thank you, dude.

Well, you're not given... Well, I'm influenced. I'm influenced by the greats. If I may. Who's that? The Howard Stearns. Yeah. These types of characters.

You're at the same angle of a big disc jockey. Fuck you. Yeah, dude. That's what they say. say. That's what they do. Say this right now. Say, call the phrase of pay. Star 101.5. We got two tickets for John Mayer at the Pleadie tonight. That's a lot. That's too much.

Okay. Okay. Go over time. Say Bobby Lee, it's Star 98.5. Bobby Lee, star 98.5. We got two tickets to give away to John Mayer at the Pladium tonight. We got two tickets to give away to John Mayer at the plate. Call right now with the phrase the pays. Ring, great. And the phrase that pay. I'd listen to this.

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Oh, my God. I'm so excited. You're talking to Rood. I know. It's Janis. Janis. Hi, Rube. Well, wait, wait.

Let's talk to my psychic there. Dong. Me? Oh, it's Deng. I don't. You're on with Rube. Oh, you know that classic radio show, Rub and Dong. Rube and Dong.

Ruby Dishittowitz. Morning. Yeah, early morning. Anyway. Someone say Dong and a group. That was smashing pumpkins. I'm so excited. I'm just calling it in because I was hoping to get those smashing pumping tickets.

It's not pumping. Well, first of all, that's not the right band. She doesn't know the band. Smashing Pumpin? Yeah, yeah. Also, we're not like, you know, public radio. We can swear, fuck you bitch. We're being a real bitch today.

You're a real bitch. All right. What's your name, caller? My name's Jennifer. Jennifer. Fuck you, bitch. I said it was Janice. She said Janice.

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Anyway, thanks for listening. Here's Nirvana. Nirvana. A new song. By the way, did you hear no one? None of us clearly know any Nirvana song. We all went, B'A-I-Nirvana song.

Here's the radio head. Wait a fast. The penitig, the pigs have no eyes. The head the brain is on fire. AI needs some work. Cut. Yeah, cut.

That was great. I don't think so. I don't think any of it. Yeah. I don't think any of the... Yeah. It's all getting cut. It's all getting cut.

Yeah, yeah. I had fun. Yeah, yeah. I had fun. The Nirvana tune. I like singing. Hey, Adam. Go ahead.

I was just going to. Oh, a real question. Yeah, yeah. I was going to. Oh, what is that supposed to mean? Nothing. Nothing. What is that supposed to mean, Adam?

You know what? It means what it means, but it also means nothing. No, it means, obviously means something because you said it. Yeah. It was a joke because I'm always trying to be in the bitboat, you know? Oh, you are the, you know what? You're ponder. Bin the bit boat?

Bit boat. Yeah, bit boat. Bitboat. I'm going bits or not. Quick, I'll come back to that question. Pro quo. Sometimes you can be in the bit boat and it gets you into trouble.

When we were on our pregnancy journey, I had to go get my swimmers tested, right? Can you stop bringing that up? Why? It lost its power. Great. I mean, how many congratulations do you need? It lost its power.

Dude, it lost its power. Congratulations. Very funny. No one gives a fuck about the journey. I love this. I love this, dude. Or tell them about the journey, because I don't want to.

By the way, you sound like Bill Burr's kid. I don't give a fuck. about you baby. So fuck your swimmers. So fuck your swimmers and fuck your fucking shit. I don't fucking know. So, so I'm getting them tested and I'm always trying to make jokes and it's very nerve wracking. You get in there, you got to put your stuff in a

cup. There was a DVD player but no DVDs. So I was like, am I supposed to use my imagination? And I put my head out and the guy goes, do you need anything? I go yeah, he did, uh, he goes, second drawer for all the movies. He goes, there's like a thousand. I go, that feels like too many. But, and then he goes, and then I open it up and and I see it. There's every flavor. There was, you know, black, white,

wheelchair Asian and then I pop my head back out I'm gonna finish and I pop my head back out and he goes do you have everything you need are the movies up to your like liking to make a joke because I was nervous I go you have Airbud 5 now that's a joke to me clearly

and he looked at me and was like oh you get down yeah did he slip it to you? Sidian did he slip it to you was like right here gave me the movie yes I put on Airbud

and I adjust Is that what you're looking for? Yeah, Don. What kind of question is that? Yeah, Don, dude, I'm trying to pour my heart out. Oh, sorry. He was real and then you made a... Disrespect to me and my pregnant wife? Did I tell you my wife he's pregnant?

Don't think of my wife's pregnant. Oh, you know what? Tell us about the journey! Tell us about the journey. I'd still like to ask a question. Yeah, go ahead, Cat, Cat, Rich. You're good at motherly things. I think you.

You're a nurturer at heart. You are a nurturer. I appreciate that. Is there, I've got two questions. Is there a part of being a parent that you are the the most nervous for? Ooh, yeah. Apparently, yeah.

What? But yeah, about being one. Yes, I'd say bringing them into this crazy world. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna let them do whatever. Discipline? No, you're not.

How are you gonna discipline your daughter? Great question. As long as she doesn't go on any reality dating shows, I think I'm fine. Okay. That's gonna be. What if she's like, hey, daddy? Can I be on kill Tony?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, first of all, get rid of that Asian accent. And second of us. Keep it. Keep it for Kiltoni. But you adopted me for Kodiya. Is that the story we're going with? Oh.

Yeah, that's what I'll say to it. You don't agree. That's what I'll say to her. In your improvs, you don't agree. See that? In your fantasies. Did you see that? In this improv, he didn't agree. I saw that.

Yeah, yeah. You got to go to the ground limit. Oh, yeah. Get in line. Over with Alan and his Mountain Duke Code Red that doesn't do. Yeah. Look what I brought. Like a box, a box of Mountain Dew Code Red.

All choices are okay. All choices are okay. I think it was good space work. Thank you. Yes, it was. Nobody was scared. Scared, nervous, excited. Yeah, but more excited.

I think just be silly. Love them. Lead with love. You know, do what, you know, hug them up a bunch. Play. I'm gonna do it. I have a few, I won't put them on blast with people in my life that I don't think have dadded

as hard as they could have. So, you know, you try. You try to, you know, recognize all those examples and then do... You know, my dad? We'll be right back. But I do want to... My dad, too. I, yeah, I just, I want to be all about it, you know?

I see people that go on the road all the time, and I'm like, I don't think I want to do that. You know, I want to be around more. But also, you got to make money. They say, though, and this is true. The first couple years, that's when you should travel, right? Is that we going to say? They say that a lot of comics that have kids, they tend to book more road. They don't want to be there?

They don't want to be there. Hey, guess what? We could make a list. If I have some friends, we have mutual friends where I'm like, do you know your kids? Like, why? Here's the thing. You're, yeah, make your money. But like, you don't have to be gone all the time.

Again, to each his own, I don't think I, I don't think, to each his own, I don't think I will be like that. I'll definitely want to still, I love performing on the road. I love making money, but, uh. This is an interesting question. I've never brought this up before. if I may. It's interesting. I said, please.

Please. Please do it. No, no. I can't fucking believe you right now. I'm dying. Peter, did you see that? I know. Oh, my God.

That's a new meme. I said, I open. That's a new meme. That's so funny. It's white behavior. Wow. They have to add in. I round died.

I round died. I round died up. And we stopped the spell that she was doing. I said no witch. Yeah, no witch. No witch. No witch. Wait, okay, but ask the question.

Yeah, I'm not done. I know, okay, okay, okay. You got me so perturbed. I don't even remember the question. Great use of the word perturbed. Terrific, do you have that word? I don't know what the question was. What was the topic?

You said you were never, you've never touched on this. Oh, I've never talked to, oh yeah, I know what it is, all right. Is this that I've never touched about, is, no, I already said it. That comics tend to book themselves on the road a lot. They don't want to be home. But here's another thing that I heard. which is something that I've been interesting in, if I may. What's going on?

He's writing down notes. I feel like I'm going to be fast enough. No, no, Bobby, you're perfect. And I like that you're taking your time right now. Yeah, you're great. Go for it. Well, I'm going to take a longer time. I love that.

Love it. Yeah. Please. Through actions of our own and through the mysteries of life. Yeah. We've gone through it. And we'll continue to go through it. Yeah.

And there's all these little tidbits, like, when you see a monarch butterfly lying on top of a leaf. I thought you're going to do the tumor thing. This is what you're talking about, the bird and the next to the tumor. I wasn't talking about that. Hummingbird. That was a hummingbird.

That was a hummingbird. Not a monarch butterfly. Different group. I think before groundlings, you could go to memory school. Memory school. Just a recap. Order of operations. Memory school. Groundlings.

And then come back. And then come back. Yeah, yeah. Because you're hot. two, three. You are, that we're just kidding. I love it.

I love you. I'm so happy to see you, every time I see you. Me too. How do you guys see each other? What I'm saying, let me finish. Yeah.

What I'm saying is that tidbits. When they get home from the road, they say that they can't wait because they can't wait to drive home. They can't wait to enter the house and have a bunch of kids run out, chase after them.

And be so joyful that they're home. And I probably will never know what that's like. Can I ask you a professional question? Yeah. Are you going to put my items back into the room where you found them? 1,000% because I don't like this.

Exactly where they were. Okay. The hat, can I ask you though? Yeah. Permission to speak freely. I use- No, you don't. You've been speaking too freely.

Okay, okay. Guess what? The permission rescinded. No, go ahead. I'll give you the permission. Thank you. Permission granted. I use the bathroom where the cats live.

Okay, there's a cat room. Let's, can we just stop? You just said there? I stopped by the bathroom where the cats live. I know. It sounds like a Judy Blume book. Or Sheltsil. Or Shel Silverstein.

It's a Schellzerstein poem. It is a Shell Serverson poem. Because that's too long for a Judy Blume title. That's what I just said. I know. Exactly. So Shell Silverstein. So I peed where the cats live.

Volume two. They don't live there. Well, it smells like they do. That's what I have a fucking problem with you right now, guy. You make shit up, dude. My cats live in the whole entire. of the house. Okay, so this room, though, they particularly like to frequent, yeah? Okay, I'll give you that. Great. So as I'm urinating, by the way, love great bathroom, big enough for a person, I look up and here's my impression of me in that bathroom, ready?

Yeah. What do you think I saw? Rooster. What the fuck is that doing there? Because I'm an animal person. I love animal farm, the cartoon. I thought it was real. I thought it was real. Why would have a rooster just sitting on a leg in my bathroom? I don't know, man. That's how diabolical I am. You can't question me. Because you think outside the box, you always. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You go forward, Bobby, you go left. You know? You know, Peter, let me ask you a question. I don't know if I asked you this before. Oh, Peter. All right, we're in a, um, we're in a cruise. Oh. Gay Cruz?

Me, you and Adam. Gay Cruz? It's not a gay cruise. Is it Disney? No, it's one of those. We're going to get, we're going to go to Ann Arnaica. Oh, Norwegian. I actually want to do that.

Oh, I would love to. You're not out, you're out. Wait. What? We're going to go to a shirt. There's a way that Bobby says you're out. Like, it's, it's. It's like American Idol Judge.

It's American Idol Judge, but it's almost like Shark Tank where they're like, I'm out. I'm out. But he's like, you're out, which is like, go ahead. It hurts. It hurts. Let me reframe it. It's definitive, though. All right.

I'm out. Okay. Whatever you said, everything that you say, I'm out of it. I'm out. So don't say anything. Yeah. Okay, okay. Is that better?

Okay. Okay, so Antarctica. Antarctica. Glaciers. All right. So this is a glacial, right. But halfway during. And also here's the other mystery.

What? We're the only ones on the cruise. Oh, wow. We woke up and everyone's gone. Oh, disease or no? We don't know. They've disappeared. Let the movie unfold.

Oh, alien. We don't fold, man. Okay. Yeah, because is it like, yeah, is it like a syphilis outbreak or is it a new COVID? A ghost ship. Since you and I can't do something. shit. We rely on him on navigation.

Oh, he's our captain. And we go, Adam, is there any body masks? And he goes, I see an island. Which is funny because... Uh-oh. Here we go. I see an island, but I'm a blind ship guy. Captain? So I'm a captain. I go, I see the island. And you guys are so, like, perturbed because you're like...

No, keep it going. Keep it going. Keep going. You can choose your character, I guess. But you said, I see an island, and so that's the big problem, because he's blind. I don't want you to be blind. My sight's back. Oh, it's a miracle.

It's a miracle. I do see an island. Yeah. In this region of the world, the saltwater petrifies your eyes. And it goes through a process. All right. Okay, all right. All right.

Densel, Washington. Can I do my scenario, please? Yes, please. All right, one piece. Now listen. One piece. Thank you. What is the question?

I'm gonna... We're on the island now. We're on the island. Okay, yeah. Right? So, Peter, we're on there indefinitely forever. Fuck. Okay.

That sounds like fun. It sounds like fun. Now... You're asking who am I eating? Who are you going to hook up with? So, you know, eating, depending on where you were raised. Yeah, from behind. There's no way you and I could hook up.

We're too close. No. We would laugh. You think me and you should double team him? Yikes. Yeah, but you and I can't touch flag. Oh, I can't see him. again.

It's not gay if you can't see it. God can't either. You saw earlier when you were chasing after that seagull. We saw you. What do you mean? Yeah, you're getting hard. Anyway, bend over. That's how fast it happens on this island.

On this island. I would double team with you. Cut that out? No, no, no, that's hate. Is it an icicle? You're painting the picture in a picture film. It's an icicle. What are you trying to say?

I'm out with you right now. Isn't it? It's like, funny. It's not, we're not Eskimos. Yeah. Or Inuits. Inuits. Yeah.

I expect. What do you think about that? Inuit's Eskimo? Well, we can't say Eskimo? Yeah. What do you think? I think I'm a little too Jan X to care. Oh, shit.

I forgot how old you were. Yeah. 44 this year. 44, hell yeah. Yeah. What about you? I just turned 44. Hey.

In 1982? Yeah. Yeah. Class of 2000. What am I? What's 44? But I mean, but that's Gen X? I'm Gen X.

I feel like earliest millennial slash Gen X. I think because I was immigrant, I feel a little more Gen X. Yeah. Here we go. Boomers, 62 to 80. Gen X, we just missed the cusp. We're millennials, baby. Squarely millennials, but I act and behave Gen X, I think.

Because Gen X is more what? What do they do? Cool. They're vaping. No, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Caves are back. Cubs are back.

Vans. Cocaine. They're not drinking as much in the cocaine. Laser flips on the rails. Boofin. They're park-orin. That's what we do, right?

Pah. Mosh. What happened to the Mosh and Alex? They got weak. The Mosh. You can't. Mosh had a fucking Karen Carpenter show. Well, what's her name?

Sabrina. Caperna. Karen Carpenter. Karen Carpenter. Wait, what does she say? Can you imagine a Mosh? What's, Karen Carpenter is saying? Spreso.

Yeah, sing a, get a car car carver to song. Yeah, I think it's slow. I think it's like... I think physically and theological and... Theovanily. Theovonally. I think theovanily, it's not going to work. Hey, man, my principal was a ferret. White lady sold.

Okay, I'm going. I'm full circle. Yeah. Keep going. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Slow movers. Yeah, I see a skin at.

Fuck you. Don't do it. I'm going to. Ready? Do it, commit to the bit. Oh, dude. Turn the music off. You don't know the script.

I thought we were fighting in the mosh bits. No, you kiss. We know how to do the same. Do the song again. I thought we had a mosh bit and he's a fucking punch me. Ready? Yeah.

Oh, God. Oh, good. I played. Dave's better. Wait, that was so crazy. That was like, cosmically us turning into one organism. Like together the movie?

With Day Franco? No. Oh. I'd rather die. Jesus. You know what I would have? Just like you? Then be attached to you in any sort of way. Imagine this.

No sleep. No, I do snore. No, it's the poundings of the night. Oh, the... It's the pounding of the night that will keep me up. Anyway, to the bride and groom. Thank you so much for speaking in my wedding, Bobby. He's just a good.

Kiss, kiss, kiss. I've had too much a drink. I've seen some crazy speeches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet you give a good one. Have you, no? No, I don't think he, I don't know if he would. No?

What do you think? What community think gives us the best? Can we go to this? Yeah, let's go to this. It hit me in a very emotional way. Yeah, hard. And did it not? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm hurt. Okay. And I would like you to explain yourself. I think if I were to get, if you were to do a speech at my wedding. It would be a miracle. It would be amazing. Because the odds of me going Peks and valleys.

Probably be like, love is like a tumor coyote. You're out. Ouch. Through AI, write me a speech. Oh. What kind of tone do you want? Comedic. In RFK's voice.

I'm trying. I'm warming up. That was Grover. waking up from a nap. That's right. There it is. A little ignalty. Yeah.

A little Vin Diesel. Small box. Small box, chicken box. Sandbox. Mary fuck, kill. You do it? We're on Tiger Bentley. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Do it. Let's do an Asian. R. Okay. Ooh. Oh, how do we do that? I...

I mean, you, ducks the vealcos I see in the world. I run over a panda and I eat the face right in front of my children. I deem you. I deem you. The funniest of the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nadine. That was that.

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You know, Peter and I are so close to selling our sitcom. I would watch the fuck out of you two on a show. Right. Are you serious? Yeah, we sold it twice. Who sold it twice? They weren't ready. The world wasn't ready.

They're never going to be ready. It wasn't time. We're never going to sell it again. No, yeah, you will. Yeah, it's sad. We got to make it on our own. You sold it twice? Twice.

But what was the, what was the plot? Oh, the plot? Well, we were both gatekeepers. It's back to that. Yeah. Lupe. He was Lupe. That was Lupe.

Dong, dong. Yeah, dong. Yeah. The premise of the show was Korean, Korea. Peter and I are brothers. Okay.

And we have a sister, too. And we grew up, our family owned a Korean. spa in Korea town. I'm so in already. It's the three camera sitcom. Oh my God. They're retiring.

Apophina has a sister maybe? Yeah. Us three were the different directions on how the spa is going to go. Great. Yeah, but I want to keep it traditional. Yes. Yeah.

And I want to make it more modern. Modern. Yeah, so there's that conflict. Is there nudity? It's a nudity? Great question. Only from the bottom up. Originally, what I envisioned was doing a scene

with me and Peter and then having two old Korean men in the background naked exercising. Oh, yes. Like scenes like that. You and I are talking about something really serious. Funny. Yeah.

And you see an old Korean man walk by naked. Pixelated. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Anyway, it never happened. Yeah. Well, isn't happening now is the way to put it.

Are you pitching anything? Could happen. Sure, yeah. Oh, yeah. Tell me about it. Can we be on it? In the early state, of course. You're never going to be on it, Peter.

Why? He's all talk. No. Well, I've got my number one age, but. Okay. They can't be more than... You can't have two age? He said number one.

Number one. Yeah. So if you aren't avail, number two. Okay. Availed, dude. I'm so availed. I love it. Yeah, I love it.

That's Robert De Niro. Turn your ring around. Hey, I enjoy. Hey, enjoy. Wait, are you still going to give me a bride and groom speech? Yeah, did you? No, waiting for you. Ready?

No. Yeah. Wow. Because my eyes, glasses are upstairs. Is there copyright free music? you can play behind it. I guess, no, there's no speech. No speech is that music, right?

Yeah, I guess. Violin. Ready? Yeah. Good evening, everyone. I'm Adam's best friend, Bobby Lee. And I was going to start this speech with a joke about a broken pencil.

But never mind. It has no point. It has no point. I've seen Adam play a lot of roles. I watched him play Vince McMahon on Young Rock. And I, saw him stripped down

in Welcome in Chippendales. Oh. Who wrote this? IMD.B. Yeah. Partner's name? His partner's name. You're talking to his partner.

Amanda. Amanda. I don't know how you got him to put on a tuxedo today but on behalf on everyone eating dinner. Thank you. Oh. All right.

All right. Pretty good or not. Yeah, pretty good. You see it now, Kat? I can see it. You can't see it. Hall his crying. Oh, wow.

Honestly, we have expected him to walk into the altar in his bald cap, point at the priest, and give his best Dr. Phil. We'll be right back. Adam spent so much time as Dr. Field trying to fix everyone else's problems. It's beautiful that he finally found someone willing to put up with his own problems.

It's not bad. But what you're going to get is this, though. That's the problem. Unfiltered. Unhaged. Yeah, of me, like, let's say I'm drunk. Let's say I relapse. Wow.

Right. The wedding. Look. You did. There's just a relationship where one person. You know, Adam, you're a fucking fucking gay dude. And I've always

thought that. I don't know how you made it. I've seen these speeches. I don't know how you made it. I've seen these speeches. I don't know how you made in the business. Yeah. Wolverine, you piece of shit. Yeah. Your family should be so disappointing. Any of us? That's real. That's better, right? That's better. Yeah, it's more heartfelt. Yeah.

Who would you not want to be at your wedding? Ooh. Jeffrey Epstein. Nice. Nice. Good. That's a good one. Who else? Those are pretty strong.

No, but what I'm saying is, you already had your wedding, right? Yeah, yeah. Wasn't invited, but... Yeah, you were. We've already talked about this. Yeah, you were. Okay, yeah. You were invited.

Good. You and Andrew were both invited and didn't go. Congratulations. Well, you really are bad friends. Oh, hey. Oh, yeah. Chappelle Lacey's dick. Oh, no. You think it's bulbousy like that?

I think so. Well, it's influenced by Wyatt. Oh, okay. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? I don't know what that means. I'm a little tired, sorry. I'm jet-lacked from the Australia.

I need to hear a little bit about it. Because I bet they loved you guys, right? Yeah, roses and thorns give us something. Well, one night I was practicing some characters. I love it. And I got really into, I smoked a little bit of weed. Ooh, the Australia weed. Australia weed.

Pretty good. And I decided to do some scenes. By yourself? In my room. And by... Oh. And so my objective was to sell cookies to a panel of businessmen. That's not true.

Japanese businessman? That's not true. What was it? That was the truth. That was the truth. The truth is it. Anyway, glad the trip was fun. We were in high school.

We were in high school. No. Not Sydney. Wait a second. You don't know, no, fuck Jennifer. What's Cindy. They're arguing over the character you use. Tone-Tone?

Yeah, I want to talk about Tone. Was Carlos one of the Japanese? Carlos is Tone-Ton-Ton-Galor. And he's a TED Talk speaker. Awesome. Came to this high school. Oh, my God. He snapped.

He took a magazine and beat the shit out of a cat with the fucking magazine. Jesus. So that's what happened. To the point where she's getting beat so badly. Yeah. That I couldn't stop breathing. I stopped breathing. I was laughing so hard.

Oh my God. He was beating this shit out of her with this fucking mix. Yeah. Comedy's different. No, it was funny. It's the other way around. It's different down there.

Australia was good. Yeah, yeah. Do they love you? Big reception? Booze. No booze. They're drunk. Yeah, I'll never play there again.

Really? Yeah. It's too drunk and chaotic. No, it was great. It was great. They loved you. They got you. They got.

Everything's great. Everything is wonderful. They are. Anyway. But the pancakes were good in Australia. I love the panache. The food is good. Did Gary Owen tell you to go to that place in, is it Melbourne?

There's a pancake place? No, I don't talk to Gary Owen. I know about any pancakes. I've never talked about pancakes. And I love, has Gary done this pod? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we love Gary. We love Gary here at this pod, and I have not talked to him about pancakes. I have a question. Do you have any names for your...

Yes. And your... Can we pitch some? Yes. Oh, this is... I don't know we come up with the name on this pod. and leave, we'll have a name to sign. Oh, my God. Do you have a letter in mine? Yes.

What? A. A? A? A and N. Oh. And also. I got N.

Also, I got N. No, not that N. Go do. Which one? What? So everybody, we'll go around, everybody take turns. Okay. Pitching names.

How about just A names? Any name. How about just any name? How about just any name? Okay. I've got one. Go ahead. Start us off.

I'm going to go with daffod. Still. Not bad, not great. You could be Daffy for sure. Daffy. Also not great. Hey, Daffy. Go ahead, Peter.

Arabella. Warmer, because I think we want a name that doesn't feel connected to anything. Like, we can't be Bobby or cat because we know those. Adelaide. Not bad. Adelaide. You got some Adi. Adi.

Addie's fun. Addie's cute. Adi Ray. It sounds like a jazz singer. Addie Ray. Can I say something? It's all about. the name. It is. If you don't

pick Addy, this person's going to become a loser. Fuck. You have to go with Addy, I think. Addy Rhy rhymes with Baddy. Batty. Addy, oh, and people go her Adi Badi? Yeah, at the strip club. One more time for Badi Adi!

All nude! Yeah, what song comes? Oh, dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm right. She's a Ray. No, Nila? If she's in the Lion King character? I knew, you're right, though, if you know one of these like people.

Yeah, like Simba. Simba's a great name, but we can't, it's already taken. Navali? No. No. How about Nathalie? Is it Nathalie? That's stripper.

That's Sripper. Or Nathalie with an F? How about A. Nathalie? Nathalie. I got one for A. Adolf. Adolf.

A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A. That was my grandpa's name. Yeah. Yeah. No, just three A's ahead of it. A.A. Adolf. A. Adolf. A.

Adolf. Adolf. Adolf. Not bad, actually. Yeah. Okay. Adriana, Alia.

Arabella. That's crazy. Aria's a casino. Aspen's a casino. Aspen's a place. Alondra. Alondra. You got to say like Bordered Freeman.

Kira. Kira's good. A Kira's great. It's like a moral combat kid. A white kid? It's a Japanese. Dude, that's... Japanese anime, that's right.

Yeah. Akira, I think that's it. Akira Suzuki Ray. Oh. That's... I mean, I mean, I mean, spitballing, but... That's really cool.

I think she's playing the piano. Yeah. She's going to be Suzuki Train. Suzuki Train. That's what she will be. Yay. Wow, okay. All right, we got it.

Is it that or no? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun. What is it? What is it? What is?

Naomi. That's a good one. N-word. And Naomi? You lied? You know, there's so many... Naomi. We're going to call her Omi for sure.

short. We can call it Omie a lot. What was the inspiration? Just liked it. Naomi Watts? Campbell? Yeah, we love the movie Godzilla, so. And we said, who did the best performance in the 2016

film Godzilla? And we said at the same time Naomi Watts. So then we said it's either Watts or Naomi. Naomi Watts was not in the 2016 Godzilla. She was in King Kong. Oh, you might need to change this name. Is that racist?

Yeah. Yeah. Just think that Godzilla's King Kong. Oh. Babe. Sorry, we're changing her name. Or you can combine. To a Kira Suzuki.

Sorry, final answer. Final answer, bitch. I know what you could do. You can combine. So mean. You can combine King Kong and Godzilla. I love you. At Asian and black and put a golf club in his hand.

God's Kong. He's complicated Asian. Tiger Woods. King Zilla. Tiger Belly Woods. Has anyone ever just taken... Tagorelli? Has anyone ever just taking someone's full name

and then out of their last name? Like what? Like, could she be Bobby Lee Ray? That's a country singer. Bobby Lee Ray flows. Bobby Lee Ray. Or incorporate the last name into the first name.

Like, for instance, I wouldn't name my kid, Ug. Boot. Ugly. Ugly boot. Yeah, so what's Ray that we can use? Ray of Sunshine. Ray of Sunshine.

Ray is your last name. Yeah. He can't be the first name. Oh. Ray Charles. How about Ray? Sunray. Ray Donovan.

Ray J. Ray J. Ray J. Rage against the machine. No, like Sunray. Oh, Sunray. Oh, like, oh. No, guys, like Sunray.

Racist. Yeah. Racist. Yeah. Cist. Ray. They called me A. Ray, gay Ray, Jello Jigler, and.

Jellow. What's that one? When I was a fat kid, somebody called me Jello Jigler. Wait, you were a facket? Oh, yeah. One of the worst on earth. No way.

What do you mean? He was a mean to other fash kids. Pull up the picture of me and Kendall Gill. I was a fat kid too. How big? In sixth grade, I was 185. I was 170 in the fourth grade. Oh.

And you're like, oh wow, you're wearing three shirts. Wait, you're this lesbian right here? Yeah. Whoa. My name was Susan, thank you very much. What do you call that body, though? The Kathy Bates? Homely.

Kathy Bates. I went to the hair salon. I go, give me the Lori Metcalf. Oh, you get the Katie Lang. Look at those lips I did not pay for candy. Yeah. Rosie O'Donnell. Did you get girls back then?

Girls, guys, gags, girls. Everyone. Great eyebrows, like, through. Oh, cute. You are cute. You are cute. Yeah, yeah. Look at that.

By the way, don't know where that was with that camera. That kid's so happy. Look at that. January 6. Is that January 6? Oh, my God. Bob. You know that bread.

Dude, joke of the episode. There's another one. Clippable. Clippable, baby. Yeah. I missed that vest. And then you got ripped. Whoa.

Well, that was me and my brother Logan. Whoa. That's you to your right? Yeah. Whoa. That's real. No, that's you? What happened?

On the right. Whoa. Ogen's on the left. And that was fake putting chest here on him. I think he was 11. That's not what I was like. Whoa. That was high school when I played Danny Zucco.

When I quit football to play Danny Zucco. Wait, so you got, you stopped being fat quick. No. You got grules there. No, no. Yeah, you were a hot. That was a better time. You look completely different. Yeah. Then I do now? No, from the fat from the fatty fat, fat, fat, fat. Your eyebrows grew out of it.

Oh, yeah. No, this I was... Look at your face. I was... I was... Fat kid from fourth, fourth and fifth. And then most of six, and then six. And then my grandpa goes, you know, you can't wear sweatpants at your bar mitzv. And I was like, like mid-bite.

This is me posing as a... Okay, what's going? on here. I don't like it. So this is the jamboree for 89ers. My mom goes, first of all, the pants way too high. Nobody molested you back then. There's no way.

Anyone will molest that. No, that's Liza Minnelli. That's Liza Minnelli, yeah. I'm a star. I mean, did you steal that from Liberace in those pants? That's a great... The only thing that fit is the glove and it barely fits.

Actually, you stop using Liberation. Liberace references. No, no, no. You don't use enough. I think it's wrong. I try to include it three more times. Maybe a new version of Liberace. Who do you think told me to lean up against a tree like that?

Liberace. Your mom? My mom for sure. She's direct, art director. Of course. She's like, lean up against the tree. Put your hand out. You're a star.

You're a star. I was like, mom, I'm not playing. Hit my star. I'm not playing. I'm not even on the team. You bought this outfit at Goodwill. No. That's what it seems.

That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. We got to blow this up. We got to blow this up. We got to get you a trading card. Your favorite play is ice cream cake.

Yeah. Ruck you have the game. It seems like you were not abandoned here. Oh, man. No, you had parents that loved you. Yeah, yeah. That's what I meant to say. I had, yeah.

I mean, yeah. I mean, I don't know about the pants, but I feel like they loved you. Yeah, tell me about the pants. A single mom dressed his kid. Give me your opinion about the pants. You're a panting. I think that. they are, I would wear them today.

Thank you. Cat. I would. Yeah, okay. For a bit or? For a bit, I mean. And then you'd take them off and burn them, right? No, I'd probably wear that whole outfit, probably. That's killer. The matching glove, I think, is too much.

Well, it's a Seattle Mariners glove, but it does match the, let's move on from this photo. I'm tired of it. I would wear just a glove. What's the next picture? Oh. Is that it? No, we just had this one on deck.

Where did you find all these pictures? And this was me a couple weeks ago. Oh, wow. Getting to do a spot in the OR. Have you tried? Maybe Liberator. Why don't you do Liberaji? Liberaghi's fun.

Really? I'll tell you why, because he can, he's whimsically gay. Mm. You mean, he can buy a lot of things. He can have a lot of things that you can't get. Like Dragon's Breath and things like that. Wow. There's just certain things that he has.

What does he sound like? What is dragons? What is that? He's just a magical, just think of a, make Liberacee a magical. He's not even gay. He's like past gay, I feel like. Yeah, he's beyond gay. He's pro.

Like past Like old school gay or like he's beyond Being gay's his own version He was the first one He was the first gay Yeah, ever? Yeah, he could have been Yeah

Yeah Yeah, he's eternal Michael Douglas played him right In that show Yeah Yeah, yeah And he was known for what He would do a better job

He was known for what? Being gay Magic That's it? Magic did you do magic Gay magic No, I think he was a sink What's gay magic

Tell me about gay magic Well, when you get two tops And one bottom Yeah Yeah Yeah see who comes first.

Oh, Tada. They called that the prestige. Yeah, the prestige, I see. Yeah. But anyway, what a,

his, also where he lived, his houses are insane. Oh, massive. Go to a Liberacee house. Was it all like marble and gold?

Yeah. Yeah, just super swanky. This is what he would do. He looks different. That's Sammy Davis, Jr. Oh, that's over.

But he would host a lot of shows like this. It is weird to see. It's a weird talent show. The dancing is kind of awkward, right? No, it's not. What are you talking about? Nothing.

It's all people entertained back in the day. Yeah, dancing. Look at this. This is my dream. Yeah, I know that is. Oh, my God, this marble tub. And that's not water. I'll tell you that right now.

What is it, Bobby? Stupid. What is it, Bobby? If I'm going to name my child after you, you better tell me what's in that tub. Yeah. But elephants involved. Wow.

Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. What would you? you, if you had all that money, would you, I mean, this is, these are the types of entertainers that just, I mean, Michael Jackson did that too, right? You ever see it in, in Vegas, we just walk around these

things, just buying everything? Like, what prompts you to want a golden goose bath? Michael Jack was like, I'll buy this. It's like, you're buying the mall? Yeah, yeah. The whole town. Yeah, the whole thing. I want everything. I want the Cinnibon, the Wetzel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me ask you

some. A fat, fat, what do you call a fap? Fat burger? Fat burger. Tito, Tito, what's that, Julia? This place you like Orange Julie. Oh, hi, Michael. Hey, I'm this part of the mall. I want to miss. I want to Miss.

You love Al Jiuas. Mrs. Fields cookie. Yeah. Missesfield. Yeah. And I want. You know what else are you like? Hot dogs.

Hot dogs. On a bun. On a bun. Like, like, stick. Hot dog. On a stick. He loves that. I like to feed him.

He lets to suck on it. He doesn't chew it. I like to suck on the hot dogs. And the breading, the breading will eventually. It just disappear. Disappear. You, right. And you hop knob knob that thing.

Well, stop it, Jim. Yeah, you go into. Sure. You know what you. Anyway. Welcome to Gap Kids. Thank you. We love this.

We don't like the other Gap. Oh, sorry. We got lost in our conversation. Because we have friends that were, we're buying birthday presents. We're buying birthday presents. We're all our friends. And Bubbles. And Bubbles on monkey.

Oh, there's bubbles right there. There's bubbles. Oh, there's bubbles. Oh. Oh. Sorry. Bubbles is mad. They took away the Panda Express.

Yeah. Yeah. Love the Penny Express. Oh, I don't like magic wok. Okay, we taught him two things to say. He chose to say that. Yeah, go ahead. I hate the magic walk.

Michael, go ahead. Michael talk. Hee. Go ahead, Michael. Oh, God. The fact that he spoke once, that's the only thing. I don't like magic walk.

Oh. There he is. There you are. So funny. And he won't you take, 10. Annie won't take, Tanny, Annie won't you think, take, and want Andy, what's that song? Any, any, any, okay. Anya, okay. And you got your gun, okay? Anyway, look at it.

Give me more of this. Bubbles wants him to you. Damn, dude. He's still alive, by the way. No. No. Bubbles is still alive. Question. Yeah. If you had Michael Jackson money, what's the animal you're getting to be your? Bubbles?

Yeah, like what, Michael wanted the monkey for what, friendship purposes? Yeah, someone who wouldn't judge his actions in the bedroom. Totally. Anyway, check him. So you're promoting anything? Yeah, promoted the Adam Ray Show on Netflix, new episodes every Friday.

To me and my characters, past guests include Dave Matthews, Michael Bubla, Andrew Santino, my mom, coming up the rock, Kevin Hard, Jack Black, hopefully Bobby Lee, Nikki Glazer,

Melissa McCarthy, Mark Norman, jelly roll, the Goo Goo Dolls and Practical Jokers. New episodes every Friday. The 30-minute episodes, and they're silly and fun. Congratulations.

And I put a lot into it, and I'm very proud of it. Congratulations. Thank you. That's a huge. Andrew Santina did a very fun episode live at the store, and if you're asking, oh, what's that? My dream guest. Oh, Conan O'Brien, Tom Hanks, and Bobby Lee.

You're going to get them. You'll get the first two. Anyway, and come see me onto our Adamraycommy.com and YouTube. com slash Adam Raycom Comedy for all the Dr. Phil. So there's a Dr. Phil documentary getting ready to come out on my YouTube. Oh. And Dallas episode with Bobby Lee is one of the best.

better episodes, very fun. And that'll be on my YouTube.com slash Adam Raycomedy. Come see me on the road, Adam. I'm going to make a comedy. Thank you for having me. As plugs go, 10 out of 10. That was great. Perfect.

Oh, and come see my baby on the road. She'll be opening for me in 20 years. Little Naomi. For sure. Any advice for? Any advice for my future daughter? Read. Read.

What type of quotes? The YouTube comments? And read. Of your dad. Of my dad. Of your dad. Peter, you want to plug anything? Sunday night, Studio City, please come out and see me at my show at Night on Earth.

Every Sunday, 7 p.m. Love that. Cat? Oh, I'm going to be in Texas with Ramsey. Cut this out. I see you guys pitching it. Okay, go ahead. At the where?

It's going to be at the punchline in Houston. Go check it out. Night Club. Shout out to Molly. Molly. It's almost sold out, right? Uh-huh. And September...

Four tickets. Fuck, Bobby. Well, only four tickets left? Yes. No, four sold. You guys help out. Houston, where are you? Come on out.

September 9? This is how you get them out. You can't go, it's almost sold out. You have to say, we have a sold ticket. Yeah, yeah, we got nothing. We haven't sold. Four. Four tickets.

Irving. We're doing Dallas, Irving 9-10. Irving's got two tickets. Two tickets. Two tickets. Two tickets. Two tickets sold so far. sold. So guys, get on, plenty of room.

Great clubs, plenty of room. Go to Irving or Irvine. It doesn't even matter. Or Irvine. Doesn't matter. Watch any show. Watch any show. What the heck, Bobby. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, it's been a great show. Dynamic. Dynamic. Very funny. That's a power combo. Yes.

Yeah. Anyway, how'd you think today went? Awesome. I love it. It was musical, weird. Yeah, you guys have a great, the vibe in here is always great, and it's comfy. It's a safe space. It's pure American. You know, I mean, Fatta, yeah. Fodder, yeah.

Vodville. Vodville. It's Vodville. It's very Vodville in here. We're one of the last few podcasts, it's Vodvilly. You know what? And we love that. We do.

We appreciate it. We do love that. A little jet lag. Hopefully I fulfilled the host position. I think so. You crushed it. You did. Guys, Bobby Lee.

Give Adam a round of watch. Yeah. Thank you. Come see me out to her. Adam Ray.