TigerBelly - Adam Ray & Tommy Lee’s Coke Guy

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

Comedian Adam Ray (Dr. Phil Live) makes his 3rd appearance! We talk Asian John McCain, siamese twins, APC jeans, Tarintino's laugh, and Yippee-Ki-Yay! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Download the app today and use code BELLY to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! PrizePicks. Run Your Game!” Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to joinbilt.com/BELLY. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to www.rocketmoney.com/belly  Go to www.helixsleep.com/belly for 25% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase.  

["Sukulukumbala"] You never met Jules before? No, I've just been a fan from afar. Wow. Coming in with the compliments. Wow. Wow, deep voice. Deep voice. Yeah.

Tall. I don't know about that. Tallish, yeah. Tall for a comedian. Yeah. Taller than Brad Williams and Bobby Lee. Do you remember when you played? And three, two, one. Good, good, good, good, good, good.

Do you remember you were Wolverine? Yeah. With the Universal City Walk? No, inside the park. Inside the park. If you're outside the park dressed as Wolverine. You might be Redneck. Hollywood Boulevard, right?

Adam Ray used to play Wolverine at the Universal City. What? Yeah. Wetted in some applause. Theme park. And... Like for the horror? No, not for horror.

Okay, just go back to bed. Yeah, no, no. Don't talk to her like that. That was a joke. That's like one of my any time bits. Hey, hey, hey, go talk to her like that. That's one of my any time bits. Do you know what an any time bit is? No, what an any time bit is.. That's like one of my anytime bits. Hey, hey, hey, go talk to her like that. That's one of my anytime bits. Do you know what an anytime bit is?

No, what an anytime bit is. So it's where you can use it in any situation, day or night in life. So Bobby, start telling a story. Here's one of my anytime bits, ready? I'll tell a story. So I'll go, Bobby, where did you get this keyboard at? Oh, no, I have another story.

Give me another. Give him another problem. Hey Bobby, when did you first start drinking Red Bull? No, just, how about something about history? Okay, Bobby, what are your thoughts on Hitler? No, when I was in history. Okay, Bobby, you got on Mad TV, what was that? Like in the 1800s, like something in the 1800s.

Okay, Bobby, who do you think was the first guy that was trying to suck his own dick? No, but me, to say, what was it like in the revolution? Oh, what was it like? Oh, okay. This is the any time bit. This is an any time bit. Is this the any time bit? No, no, no. Okay, go ahead.

So, I don't ask me about the- So, all I need from you, Bobby- Something in the 1800s. Is just, okay. Something about the 1800s where I was in it. Bobby, what's your- Alomar, go Alomar. What's your favorite part of the Alomar?

Alomar? Well, you know, back in the day- Does the story get better? Oh. Oh, yeah, see? Couple beats, they start talking. I do that to my stepdad, it drives him crazy. I'll go, George, you have any new?

I don't get it. Let me get more into the Alamo and then do it. Okay. All right, so in the 1800s, you know what I mean? There was a revolution between Spain and Mexico and America and I was at the Alamo and it was me and Ozzy Osbourne. Does the story get better? See, not as funny because it's funny

if you do it moments into the story. Does that make sense? I can't believe I'm explaining comedy to you. Dude, honestly, dude, can I be honest with you? And I'm tired of this shit. No, don't do that. No, ever since you've become successful, you've been kind of a fucking dick.

I knew that was coming. Yeah, yeah, a real dick. So not the truth or the case. So fucking much, dude. I'm the same guy. No, you're not, dude real dick. So not the truth or the case. You changed so fucking much, dude. I'm the same guy. No, you're not, dude. I dress like a softball coach that hits the kids. You never did any time, you never did any time

back in the day. I never did what? The any time bit. Yeah, I just feel, I mean, look. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you never did that. Bird flu's coming. You betrayed the ****. Thank you.

The **** betrayed me. No, you left Brad Williams. Brad Williams left me. Because you were too big. No, that's a tall person joke and that's not funny. Any time bit? Any time bit. You're too big.

You didn't even say that. You can't turn tall. You're right. It was, yeah. You become too high. That's still tall. Yeah. You become too, you know, upwards.

Yeah, upwards. Yeah, yeah. And you left the little guy. No, Brad left. Brad had a child and wanted to focus on the road. Don't call him a child, he was born that way. Whoa! That's being rude.

He has a genetic mutation. All right, and it's called dwarfism. It's called like, yeah, it's called dwarf, something of pleasure, something hypochondriac. So why did you betray him? Well, so Brad and I had been doing the podcast for what, 13 years? And then he had a child and he goes,

I wanna just be a dad and do the road. Really? Yeah, cause I think he said Burt told him that, Oh, he wanted to. Anyway, there he is. Yeah, there he is. That's Brad Jules. Every photo op we had, I was like, I'm going to pick you up.

Look at the way you hold warves. That's not how you hold it. First of all, a lot of problems with that statement. You said that's not how you hold it. And then you also are critiquing the formation. Look at how big the head is. Cradle by the neck. Cradle the neck, yeah.

Because the head's so big. Look at that tush, too. That's a bone. Yeah. Because the head's so big. Look at that tush too. That's a bone. Yeah, and so your other hand has to be in the tush. Yeah. Because they're both abnormally big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not abnormal, but.

No, you can say that. Yeah, seismic. He talks about that. He says he has a big head and a big butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Neither lie. Yeah, anyway, how long did you do that again?

About 13 years. That podcast? Did the story get better? See? Honestly, this is the last time you do it. Oh no!? I'll say this is the last time you do it. Oh no! Yeah, yeah, this is the last time you do it. I love the new setup. I love the new crew. Oh, look at that. Oh shit. Look, do you want to talk about someone that's changed? Look at you coming in like you're Tommy Lee's Coke guy. I'm Tommy Lee's Coke guy. You know that song? Yeah. Yeah. By

the Bee Gees. Yeah. I love that. You want to harmonize? You want to harmonize? Let's do the first Gees. You're the Bee Gees. Yeah. You want to harmonize? You want to harmonize? Let's do the first thing you said, and then we'll start harmonizing. Let's harmonize. That's harmony. Let's harmonize it. Harmonize and caramelize, right?

What was the line again? Tommy Lee's, Coquette? Yeah, yeah. Tommy Lee's, Coquette. Oh yeah, ready? Tommy Lee's. No, you have to harmonize. I'll get the normal one.

Okay, so you get the regular and I'll go higher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey. Tommy Lee's. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, regular and I'll go higher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Tommy Lee's. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll go up. All right, right. Tommy Lee's.

Well, hold on. Tommy Lee's, Popeye. Not bad. We're a barbershop quartet. With two people. With two people, which is great. That's how you wanna start.

Yeah. We wanna audition the next year. Yeah. You guys wanna all harmonize it? Let's do a four man harmonize, right? Bobby Lee's. Tommy Lee to start. Yeah. We want to audition the next year. You guys want to all harmonize it? Let's do a four man harmonize, right? Bobby Lee's. Tommy Lee's, Koukai. Ready?

Tommy Lee's, Koukai. You got to be baritone. Yeah, you got to be lower. Go lower. Keeping that voice. You know what I mean? Tommy Lee's. Tommy Lee's.

Do it now. Tommy Lee's, Koukai. You should be that. You should be baritone. OK. So. Tommy Lee. Do it now. Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. You should be a baritone. Okay. So I'll go. You go high. So go, Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. Me?

Yeah. Try it right now. Sorry, sorry. Could you move by the way this thing about? Yeah, yeah. Jules, what do you, give Jules a line. Tenor. I mean the tenor.

Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. Listen to it. I can do that one. Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. There we go, yeah. Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. Listen to it. I can do that one. Tomi Lee's Coke Guy. There we go. Tomi Lee's Coke Guy. Right? Everyone has their parts?

Yeah. And I'm going. One, two, three. Tomi Lee's Coke Guy. Wow. Now we're recording. Now the podcast has started. How much is an eight ball?

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Oh! Who said oh? Who, who, wait. Oh! Yeah, yeah. Who said oh, dude? Who do you think said oh? Yeah.

Is that the word? You, George, right? Don't do that anymore. I did not like, did you like that? Whoa! I felt a little forced. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It felt a little like, you know,

like you're submitting a video to America's Funniest Home Videos and you wanted the 25K and you like, first of all you stage, you asked your kid to throw the wiffle ball at your nuts. So you plan the response. So that's like your- Let's do Tommy Lee's Coke Guide, then your Added Line and then your Whoa!

Maybe that'll help. Maybe that'll help. Maybe that's why you're... Let's do Tommy Lee's Coke Guy, then your added line, and then your whoa, maybe that'll help. Maybe that'll help. Maybe that's the missing link. One, two, three. Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. How much is an eight ball? Oh! It kind of worked! Send it to Henry Winkler. It does work. Dude, we're going to cut an album, dude.

I can't wait. So, I don't know if you know, but, I wish I could say the same. Oh. Oh. Fake Feud. See, you would've never done that three years ago. You would've never done Fake Feud. I'm nervous.

You were on Family Feud. No, shut up! You were on Family Feud and I'm nervous. And now you're poking fun at me, dude, like a rose. Are you kidding me? I wanna be on that show so bad. You'll do it. Anyway. Is that a threat? Yeah, dude, like a rose. Are you kidding me? I wanna be on that show so bad. You'll do it. Anyway. Is that a threat?

Yeah, friends with C-parties. You'll get assholes. Anyway, that's only celebrities, but anyway, my point is. So my point is, whoa! What I wanna say is three, four, five years ago, you weren't doing, you're doing okay. I'm doing okay, yeah.

Always been doing okay. Some movies, some movies. Yeah, some movies. But now you've risen, you've changed a bit, and let's be honest, you have. A little confident. I saw you on stage maybe a month ago. I go, that's a different Adam Ray on stage, you know?

Yes, more, I mean, you are a great example of this. More reps, more time, more belief in yourself, more fun. You're now finally making money. Yeah, that helps a lot. Making good money, bought a house. Bought a house. Yeah, yeah. And married. Married.

Yeah, she's great. Married, love her, yeah. What a wonderful thing. What a wonderful thing. She adores you. I don't know if that's true. It is. Okay, I accept it.

Oh yeah. And then he just said you had a Netflix special. Was that a hiccup or did you throw up? I was in Big Berp. Let's go. I was in Big Berp. How's it working? I don't look good? You look great.

Can you tell that I lost weight or no? Yes, I can't. No you can't. Yeah, arms and neck, I'm looking right now. Right? Anyway. You? Anyway. You look good. But you've always looked, you've never looked bad to me. Yeah, well ask that Mexican that I took to Hawaii.

Anyway. Oh. Get her on the phone. Bobby, Tommy Lee's Coke. That guy's got to be on it. Yeah. Okay. You gotta be on it. So the next time I do it, you gotta be on it. Or you're gonna get fired.

Oh. Okay. Where do you put the Ozempic in your, Eyeball? In my stomach. Yeah. Wow, this was Adam six years ago. Wow, dude. Oh wow, yeah, you were in the old place.

Oh, the glasses. The glasses. That was the first time you went on. I let my hair be on. Yeah, yeah. If I recall this, You probably asked 2000 times to do it. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You know what, I'll tell you this dude. But then I stopped because you were like, I'll tell you this. It'll happen, it'll happen. Adam, right? Yeah.

Well you know what I like about your success? You don't call as much. There's not like, There's not a like, hey can you do this? Can I do this? You know, there's not a lot of that going on. I like that.

Great. Does the story get better? That wasn't bad. That wasn't a good one. That was different. That was different. Wait, you're right. Well, let's say, well, when I was opening for you,

yeah, I mean, I was hitting you all the time because I was like, do you have more dates? This is how I'm feeding myself. Yeah, and then can we talk about the deterioration of your relationship with Andres Santino? Yeah. You don't like to defend you? No, they used to be best friends,

and then I don't know who did what, or what did who, but there was a deterioration. Well, he fucked my mom. Oh, that does it every time. Kind of a big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that does it every time. He flew to Seattle. It's not like they were in the same room. a big deal. Yeah. Yeah, that does it. He flew to Seattle It's not like they were in the same room. Yeah flew there. Yeah, um, no one would fuck that Huffle

Anyway, my point is is this? I love your mom. She's a beautiful woman. That was that was my bad. Yeah, and I cross the I never heard Huffle Is that huh is that oval like half? I've heard heifer, right? H I've never heard a huffle. Is that? Huh? Huffle. Like I've heard heifer, right? Huffle. What's a huffle? Huffle.

Huffle. Did I say huffle or huffle? Huffle. I said huffle, right? I feel like you're always discovering new words. They're words that have existed. Is that a new word? Huffle.

Let's do the different, this is your mom's vagina. So. I can explain it better than you can. Read it, read it, read it. I came out of it. Yeah, yeah. I think. it. Read it. Read it. Read it. Read it. Read it.

What happened? Okay. So, um, go ahead. Uh, my mom's vagina is a small squalid, unpleasant or simply constructed dwelling. It's a dwelling for sure. It's a dwelling. That might be the worst description of anybody's vagina. And who dwells there?

Dicks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lots and lots of them. She's a dwelling that might be the worst description of anybody and who dwells there dicks. Yeah Lots of lots of them. Yeah, you're right. She's a beautiful woman And then you know what I take that back my point is is this and then so when? So he so you guys um, we're super close because I remember that back then we I did a sketch with you guys Oh, yeah, one of the most I've ever olded sketches of all time Yeah, where there's a movie waiting to be had. I think there's a movie there.

So 1,000%. But you're too busy with podcasting and stand up, right? That's not true at all. You can do Bad Friends Italy tour. Yeah. Are you guys gonna tour anywhere else in the world? Yeah, can I ask you a question? Yeah.

Is this your podcast? Oh. I'm asking, is it? You're actually on my new prank show. Is this your podcast? Oh. Hmm? I'm asking, is it? You're actually on my new prank show. Your podcast, no. Oh. It's mine.

Okay? Your podcast, no. It's mine. Oh my God. Okay. Did you pick up the piano during COVID? No. Okay, so that's in your face. So you went from Universal theme park, destroying a relationship with the little one and Andrew Santino. And now, and now you, you and Jen Espinal. Another person who adores you. You know who Jen Espinall is? She's a

Emmy awarding, Oscar-winning gangster of her, a Titan of the makeup artist industry. Yeah she was mad. She turned Bobby Lee into Barack Obama in 15 minutes. No she turned me into John McCain. Look it up. Did she really? Yeah. You did John McCain? Yeah look it up. Bobby Lee played John McCain three times. Oh, Matt TV. The McCain hat trick. Yeah, and I'll tell you why. I'll tell you how it happened.

Fox called me and they said, can you play John McCain? I go, no. That's insane. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Can I be honest? That's insane.

Insane, Dan. Aside from the eyes, you look like him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so that's me. And that's Gen Espinol. So Gen Espinol is a... That's me and Keegan. Keegan Keys. How fun was that? Him?

No, just that. Like that's full makeup. That's four hours right there. No, that's not four. 16 hours. It's forever. So anyway, look at that. And I'll tell you why that's wrong. No, look at that. And I'll tell you why that's wrong. No, I'm all right. But I'll tell you this. I'll tell you why it's wrong.

Let me do my joke. Can I do my joke? John McCain, I'll tell you what was wrong. Because John McCain was captured by people that look like me and fucked up his arms and now I'm playing him. I thought that was weird. Whoa. They fucked his arms up.

Whoa. John McCain can only take it to here. Well, he could. He can't celebrate it to here. Well, he could. He's dead. He can't celebrate like normal people. No, he couldn't celebrate. You know what I mean? Woo!

You know what I mean? He can't do any of that because he's dead. No, he has to do it from here. He had to do it. Yeah, he had to do it like this. Past that. Which is weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he was captured, look it up. John McCain was captured by the Vietnamese during the Vietnam War. His plane went down. Do you know that? Yes, and what did they do to his arms again? They fucked him up. Fucked him. I don't know how they fucked up his arms again? They fucked him up. Fucked him.

I don't know how they fucked up his arms, but look up the John McCain. That's why he was always just right here, right? He was always here, dude. Always here. I don't even think that he could jerk off. No, dude. Because he had T-Rex-y vibes.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. How do you jerk off like that? How do you jerk off like that? I had a baseball coach who had T-Rex arms, but he wasn't attacked in Vietnam. He was attacked by a dinosaur. We teased him.

We made fun of him. We said he looked like a dinosaur. We were eight, nine, ten, so cut us some slack. That's prime teasing age. We were getting teased. What did you call him? T-Rex. Do you ever do high fives?

I would do high fives with him. Hey, coach, high five. Let me just tell you. T-Rex. Do you ever do high fives? I would do high fives with him. Well, he would try to hug you Yeah after like if you got a good hit or play it was the most uncomfortable thing I felt to this day because cold little fingers are on your neck. Oh, yeah Yeah, if they could get there, but also yeah, and they're always so so thin too and he'd bring you around like this Yeah, but the craziest part was when he would drive away because he like this. But the craziest part was when he would drive away because he gave him a license and he would steer and you would see him

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The Brittany? Brittany and... Brittany and... What? Brittany Furland? No, not Brittany Furland. No, no, no. Oh, uh, Abby and Brittany. Yeah, Abby and Brittany. Oh, what are they? No. Oh, look them up. That's them. Whoa. So they were huge. They had their own show on TLC. That's right. They got

separated. And then they married, one of them married that guy. Wait a second. Yeah, one of them married, one of them married that guy. The other one's just... And the other one has to look away. Do they talk about that? No, they never talk about it. I want, I want both of them married that guy, right? The other one's just dead. And the other one has to look away. Do they talk about that? No, they never talk about it. I want both of them on the- This guy looks very- All you have to do is get his one seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he's only focusing on her when he kisses her and the other one's just, this is fucking wild. But both of them feel the sensation. Do they fuck? That's what I'm asking. Great question. Yeah, they do. Who gets to feel it?

Or it's one vagina, two heads? One vagina. I think it's one. Two heads, one vagina. She gave birth to her own niece. Wait, so the one on the left has everything. Great legs. Was she kissing her when she turned?

Wait, so. So imagine, let's say you and I were Siamese twins. Yes. Right? So it... Oh, which would be a nightmare. I fucking hate it. Oh, God.

You would have bruises all over on this side of your face. Do you know what I mean? From my... fuck. My head butt, too. Every fucking day I would just head butt you like five times. Oh my God. Wait, so anyway... Whose body? So it's the girl on the left's body and the girl on the... No, they both share the same... No, it's the same body.

But they have two spinal cords. But who's controlling everything? So when they're walking, one lady controls the left leg and the other one controls the right leg. But the arms control independently, you know what I mean? So if they're like clapping, right? You know what I mean? It's hard. You know what I mean? So if they're like clapping, right? You know what I mean? It's hard. You know what I mean? So if one of them's like, let's play with his balls,

and the other one's like, let's play with his butt, like. Well then, yeah, one can do the other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the walking, they have to go, my foot, look at your foot, my foot, your foot. Do they have to say that out loud? Wouldn't you, if you and I were Simon Swin? Probably.

I wouldn't wanna just guess and hope we get it right. Yeah, but then it's like. What do you think they fight over? Oh, you know the thing, what if, like you and I are Simon Swins, I never thought about this. Great movie. Wait.

Yeah, what? Oh, nevermind. What were you thinking? You think there's three people? No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think they grew a third one? They're like, wait, what flavor is that?

They grew a third one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wait, how come the third one has both legs? Yeah, yeah. But imagine this, okay, so it's like, we share the same penis, right? But. We have to.

What if we have different porn preferences? Yeah. Right? So, how does it get hard? Yeah, because you're thinking about like, big black babysitters, and I'm thinking about. No, mine's more Brazilian butt. Brazilian butt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, mine's more Brazilian. All right, we can meet Brazilian butt. Brazilian butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, mine's more Brazilian. All right, we can meet in the middle on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, let's say I was in a trans, right? Sure. And you weren't. Was, yeah. Is.

Is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure am, I have no. Here's your platform. I have no judgment. There it is. And I let people be with that. Bobby Lee Live on Instagram.

I was with Jim Norton in a tent. Yeah, oh, he's married to a trans. Yeah, was with Jim Norton in a tent. Yeah, well he's married to a. Yeah, yeah, and we were in a tent in Canada. It was late at night, like one in the morning. We were just laying there. Well who's in a tent in Canada during the day? Yeah, no, not much, not much. Very good point.

God, you're so good. You've gotten better over the years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, that's a really good point. Masking better questions too, yeah. So we're in a tent and I go, so how's Nikki? We're in love, right? And then I go, who are the hot ones out there? He goes, you mean the hot sauce show?

Not that hot one. I said, no, the ones that Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. I said, no, the ones that are like the top of the line. Yeah. And he goes, gave me a bunch of names. And I went into the woods with my phone. Oh. And I looked them up and I got a wrecked a little bit.

Wow, because you couldn't tell. Well, I could tell, I saw the penises. Wow, okay. He definitely could tell. You could tell, yeah, when you see the penises. Wow. But there was something about it, I think maybe the forest air.

Yeah. You know when you're on nature, you're really connected to things. Yeah. You're one with God almost. Yeah. And I think there was a connection there. And you knew nobody was gonna be around

to see you or judge you. But we've been known that you like, fixed it. We've been known. We've been known. We've been, we've. Take your time. We've been known that you're lying. Anyway.

We're working on it later. Yeah, we're working on it. We're headed this out. No, we've been not known. We've been not known. We've been not known. We've been not known that I know dick. We've been not known.

Yeah, dog. Yo, man, we've been not known. We've been not known. We've been not known that I know Dick. We've been not known. Yeah, dog. Yo, man, we been not known, dog. Bring that character back. Yeah, dog. Dog Willis? Yeah, yeah, what? Is that Dog Willis? Yeah, I think.

Shout out. But anyway, I don't do a lot of, I'm not like you, I don't do characters. You do a few. Okay, so you do Bruce Willis. I did Bruce Willis. So when Bruce Willis. Pre-Dementia.

So check this out. Back in the day when he was doing okay, you knew who Bruce Willis is? E-P-I-K, oh wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, no, that was right on point. Go ahead, Jaime, and.

Action. In the line. E-P-K, shit. That's a good movie. Cut, cut. Hey dude, you know. E-P-K-A, motherfucker. With the cameras on, I'm giving you a note. I'm giving you a note, and when I say action, then you hey dude, you know, Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. With the cameras not on, I'm giving you a note.

I'm giving you a note, and when I say action, then you do it, okay? Listen to the director. So, you got it, dude? Because we gotta move on. All right, so ready, all right, and rolling, and action. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. Cut, cut, you're the writer.

Yeah, what do you think? What do you think, what do you think? I just, he wants to, he's adding syllables and words. Well, he's just saying it all. He's saying yippie-yi-kay. I know, I know. And then he just pauses and goes, did you hear the first? Yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry, can you, yeah. Hold on, sir. Hey, dude, dude, we're not rolling, dude, we're not rolling. I got other movies I gotta work on. No. That's not how it works. That's not how this works. You don't go for one movie and then an hour later do another movie. That's not how it works. That's not how this works. You don't go for one movie and then an hour later

do another movie. I'm Bruce Wayne. That's not how it works. That's not how you, yeah. Yeah, but Bruce Wayne doesn't know how the business works. He thinks he just shoots a movie every hour. I know. I got this movie, the fifth element I gotta go work on.

I know, I know. The movie wasn't out yet. That's not out yet. So you're just making up movies. That's three years from now. I don't think you know where you are right now. That's three years from now. That's three years from now.

Yeah. Yeah. I think you die hard too. Yeah,'t think you know where you are right now. That's three years from now. Three years from now. Yeah. Yeah. I think you do Die Hard 2. Yeah, you do Die Hard 2. First and then that. And we argue about, yeah. So anyway, so.

It's a figure out if this is a Christmas movie or not first. Should we take the take again or should we do it in post? I think we just, I think we're gonna have to ADR him but I think we have one more shot. Couple more shots. Couple more shots. You know what we should do?

We'll give him a run. So we'll say action, he says it three times. I love that. I love that. All right, so hey, excuse me, Bruce. Hi Bruce. Yeah, hey, you wanna give him a note? So look, this is a very important scene,

it's a very important line. This is one of the- It's a catchphrase. It's a catchphrase, it's like, you know. It's iconic. It's like Icarumba or Cowabunga. I'll be back. I'll be back, right? I'll be back.

Or- I don't have cancer. Or what is it, tumor? I don't'll be back. I don't have cancer. What is it? I don't have a tumor. I don't know what that's from. I'm directing. All right. I'm going to tell you what's the problem. One second. One second. Close one second. Kindergarten of Cobb. That's right. I remember. That's what I was referred to. I got it. So don't shame me in front of the actor. I got it. Okay, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm the director, all right? So give him the note. I have kids. Give him the note. So Bruce, have you seen kindergarten cop? Yeah. So there's a scene in there where Arnold Schwarzenegger talks about he does not have a tumor.

It's not a tumor. He picks up a ferret. He goes up to ferret. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dominic. You don't have to go through the whole scene. Okay. Give him the notes. Anyway, we're losing light. We're losing have to go through the whole scene. Okay, give him the nuts.

Anyway, we're losing light. We're losing light. Bruce, we don't like your attitude. Call CAA. You don't like your fucking attitude. I'm calling CAA right now. His attitude is not a good one. Twelve terrorists, one cop. That's the way he's doing it. He's doing other lines. You're doing other lines. You're not even reading the script. You're just reading the poster.

Bruce, did you read the script? I told John not to put up the poster. Yeah, sorry. You're not supposed the poster. Bruce, did you read the script? You're reading the poster. I told John not to put up the poster. Yeah, sorry. You're not supposed to see that. Alright, it's... You don't have a gun. We're going to give you a gun? You don't have to do that with your fingers. No, we're going to give you a real gun.

What are you twitching for? Yeah, what are you twitching for? No, Bruce was supposed to do it. So you're going to do it in a row. I'm going to say action. You're going to do it in a row. You're going to say three times in a row. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. And then we're going to move on, and then we'll ADR it if it doesn't get right, ready?

Anyway, and rolling, and action. Wait, stop, stop, cut. No, stop. What did you, what were you, yeah. You're not smoking a cigarette? Oh, he's not Rambo? No. Oh, no.

Oh my God, he's awesome. It's like, he thinks he's Sylvester Stallone in Rambo. What are we doing? Hey, what is this, hey? No, we know what, we know? Hey, what is this, hey? No, we know what, we know what's what. Maybe we should start with that. We know what's the rest of the loan.

We're going with that. Yeah, we're going with that. Okay, it's Sylvester Stallone that say Yippee-Kyay, motherfucker, a run of three, and action. Yippee-Kyay, motherfucker. Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll,bo. No, no, no. Rambo doesn't say his own name after he says the line. If he did, nobody would watch that movie. All right, all right, all right. You say Yippee-ki-yay three times in a row.

How about this? We know who you are. You do it once on Rambo, one as you, and one from a different character. And we'll pick which one we want to use. Like do SpongeBob. Yeah. Can you do SpongeBob?

So we're gonna do three in a row. First Rambo, then Bruce Willis, and then SpongeBob, and action. You be okay, motherfucker. You be okay, motherfucker. You be okay. SpongeBob. Don't do the laugh. We can cut that out.

I think we got it. I think the laugh is good. I think the laugh is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be the movie. This is why it's so important to not go in with a full game plan. I think the laugh is good. I think the laugh is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be the movie. This is why it's so important to not go in with a full game plan. I think the movie's gonna be It's got the magic.

SpongeBob and Die Hard. It's spontaneous. It's spontaneous, no one's gonna expect it. We're gonna have to dub all the lines now as SpongeBob. Now can you do SpongeBob reading the movie trailer? Cause this is what's really gonna sell. So, and action. Okay.

Okay. You have to remember it. Do I look terrorist? No, no, how about this? You have to remember it. 12 terrorists? No, no. How about this? Bruce, read it a couple of times, but then we're going to memorize it because you have to say it to camera.

Let's try to get the best you can. So read the line out loud. This is the way he likes it. You have it? 12 tweris. Can we say action first? 12 Tweres. Wait, wait, 12 Tweres. 12 Tweres. It's all right, it's all right.

Here's a lisp, here's a lisp. That didn't sound like a lisp. A lisp doesn't have a problem with Ws. And action. Wait, SpongeBob? Yes, SpongeBob, and action. I can't do SpongeBob. 12 Tweres, one cop cop dogs are against John McClane

That's the way he likes it. Oh Shit dude, that's it Strike the Golden Globes just happened, but the Oscars are just around the corner and you my friend you my friend have my are gonna get I've secured it if there was a specific character category for people like you. You know what I mean? But that was that Christmas movie really was a Christmas movie. Yeah. Did you watch Die Hard?

No. How do you know Yippee I K or whatever? What were you saying? What were you saying? Yippee I K. Yippee I K. Yippee I K. Yippee I K.

Yippee I K. Yippee I K. Yippee I K. Yippee I K. Yippee I K. Yippee-yay-kay? No, it's Yippee-kay-ay. Yippee-yay-kay. No, Yippee-kay-ay. Yippee-kay-ay. Yippee-yay-ay. No, Yippee-kay. Yippee-yay-kay. Okay, so how about this? Yippee. Yippee.

Kay. Kay. Yay. Yay. Now say it all together. Yippee-yay-kay. Nope. Okay, forget it.

Not even close. It's fine. Let's move on. Let's move on. But anyways. No, no, no, don't anyways me, dude. Don't anyways me, man. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, sorry. What I'm saying to you,, dude is I think we need to get you a specialist Yeah, what I think that you have some sort of like speech impediment. I know I have Move that was a fucking that was a mic like that was a drop. I was a mortal. I finished those shame Yeah, you already know. Yeah, I know. What is it? I was speech impediment like I Have I have a hard time speaking words with my R's and W's, P's and Q's. So mostly alphabet. Mostly that.

Yeah. Yeah. Give me a little. W is adorable. I'm trying to think of a complex word. I think we can overcome it today. Okay. That's our goal.

Because him and I are speech therapists. I hope that you didn't know that. You didn't know that? No. Google something. Give him a word there. Conundrum. Conundrum.

Very good. Rhododendron. What is it again? Rhododendron. Road runner. Beep beep. Okay, funny. Oh, the beep beep.

The beep beep. That was very good. That was good. My specialist from elementary, she couldn't figure me out. Okay, funny. Oh, the beep beep. The beep beep. That was very good. That was good. Yeah. My specialist from like elementary, she couldn't figure me out. Like my speech therapy teacher. Well, because she was just quizzing you

on what Looney Tune characters do when they exit the scene. Beep beep. Yeah. I say, I say, I say. Oh! Oh! Wow.

What if that's all, she was like, what does Foghorn Leghorn sound like? He's like, are you going to teach me how to get rid of this? Hey, are you the teacher, bitch? What does Bugs Bunny like to vacation? Under the ground? Oh, okay.

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I don't know that's right. Yeah. So we're sorry that you have, I didn't know that you had a speech impediment. I've been told you this. You've been down that road before. I've been told, yeah. I've been telling you this. You've been telling me this,? I've been told, yeah. I've been telling you this.

You've been telling me this. I've been telling you. I've been telling you, man, but you never really told me. You never listened. I'll say this. Why does he go all this? That's a foghorn leg roll. That's so foghorn, dude.

Wow. That's great. She gave up, and we just played Uno. So we were in the car, and he told me a joke in the car. It was so unfunny. Oh, no. There was a silence afterwards. This is the joke.

He goes, Studio City, huh? Yeah, he goes, have you ever been to one bedroom city? Or two bedroom city? Two bedroom city. He didn't finish his whole joke. Yeah. No, I didn't even say it't fit in his whole joke in. Yeah. No, I didn't even say it like that. He said it the wrong day.

Yeah, well, I'll let you deliver it. Oh my God, dude. I wanna hear you do it. All right, we're in the car. It's called Horn Leghorn. Yeah, we're in the car. I'll say, I'll say, I love Studio City, but why can't there be no one-bedroom city

or a two-bedroom city, am I right? And then when he said that, there was a silence in the car. Now think about the silence. It was a minute. Wow. Of me like. You let it sit. It sat badly.

It sat badly. What did you do? How did you feel? You like that Bobby? I do. Yeah, you said that. And then he goes, I do impressions. I go, what impressions do you?

He said, SpongeBob, that's why I brought SpongeBob. I love it. And there was a couple, so you said you knew five. So let's go through the impressions impressions do you do? He said, SpongeBob, that's why I brought SpongeBob. I love it. So you say you knew five. So let's go through the impressions. Do you mind? Sure, no, please, yeah. Okay, okay, okay, I got it. I was gonna ask you something.

Let's see if we can guess what it is. Let's see if we can guess what it is. All right, okay. Cool, so you need to guess this, okay? We're all gonna guess? Yeah, we're all gonna guess. Well, you've seen SpongeBob, right? Okay, you wanna help me out?

No. Okay. I guess. She's like, I don't wanna be a part of it. Yeah, I don't wanna be Okay, you want to help me out? No. Okay. She's like, I don't want to be part of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. SpongeBob. Okay. Let me see if this works.

What's a guess? Don't tell us who it is. Start somewhere else. All right. Do the roar. Do the roar. John Candy. Do the roar.

Do the roar. I love you, daddy. Yoda. Shrek. Shrek? What? That was Shrek? That was Shrek. Wendy. Do the roar. Do the roar. I love you daddy. Yoda. Shrek. Shrek? What?

Yeah. Shrek? That's Shrek that on dude. No, it's in the movie. What are you doing there? Me and AJ, my buddy over there. Yeah, yeah. Was it Shrek saying it or a different character?

No, it was the movie. It was a little fat kid. It was a kid seeing the movie Shrek? Yeah. No. There was a fat kid in the movie Shrek. And he kept telling Shrek, hey Shrek, do the roar. movie Shrek. Yeah, and no there was a fat kid in the movie Shrek And he kept telling Shrek. Hey Shrek do the roar and Shrek's like no That would mean that Jaime saw Shrek. Yeah that lane that line came up and it influenced them. Yeah Did you laugh during that line?

Kind of you consider Shrek a one of the great comedies of our generation? For animated, yeah. Yeah. Give me another impression, please. This is Fred Flynn's... Oh, wait. Well, now I got it. Now I want to hear it. Start somewhere else. Yabba dabba dabba doo.

He definitely didn't add a dabba. He added a dabba. He added a dabba. Okay, what about this one? Yabba dabba dabba dabba dabba doo. Okay, what about this one? Yeah. Yabba boo.

Oh, it's Yogi Bear. Yogi Bear. It's great. Really good. Yeah. Hey, boo boo. Oh, it's Yogi Bear. Yogi Bear, really good. Can you do impressions of celebrities? Yeah.

Christopher Walken. Oh, I can't do that one. Okay, then give me one. Aside from Sylvester Stallone, you already did that one. Christopher Walken. No, no, let that one go. Can you do Joe Biden? No, I can't do Joe Biden.

Okay. Try. How does he sound? I'll teach you. It sounds like this, come on. Sounds like this, come on. Here one go. Can you do Joe Biden? No, I can't do Joe Biden. Try. How does he sound? I'll teach you. Sounds like this. Come on. Sounds like this. Come on. Let me see if I can do it. Put your mouth to it. What's your mouth doing?

Hey, Qua. What's your finger at? Look at this guy over here. Look at this guy over here. And he's got a black eye. Look at this guy over here. I'm getting the prices of groceries down. Jules, go. Go Jules. Come on, Jules.

Look at this boy. Hey. That's Elvis. What the fuck? You're doing Elvis? He went, dooo. No actual words. You're doing Elvis? He went, go on. Go on, George. What's going on? What's going on? Hey, hey. That's Elvis. What the fuck? You're doing Elvis?

He went, do do do. No actual words. Do do do. Okay, come on. Let's teach me another impression. This is fun. Okay, great. Yeah, yeah.

Morgan Freeman. You do it first. So you just gotta get real down deep in the back of your throat. You gotta get real. You gotta get real. You gotta get real. You gotta get real. Just in the back of your throat. You gotta get real. You gotta get real. You gotta get real down.

Almost lazy in the back though. You almost don't get a lot of air through. Andy Dufresne. Andy Dufresne. Andy Dufresne. Banana Sandwich. That's a good one. Jimmy John.

Give me another one. Hitler was a great guy. Hitler was a great guy. He really. I can't do it. I don't know. Yeah, I'm trying. Was Kamala black or Indian?

Was she gonna be like Mike or Bandera like Beckham? Yeah. Hitler was a good guy, not so bad. That's Pancho Villa. I think that's Pancho Villa. That's the big Gans. Yeah, yeah, so dude, so I don't know if you know this Jules,

but so Adam's known for, you know who Dr. Phil is? So, you know, Adam plays Dr. Phil, you know, and then he did a Netflix special where, get that photo up, where Dr. Phil actually Real Dr. Phil came up. Met his version of Dr. Phil on stage. It was a magical moment. You have that on the?

Yeah, I'm pulling it up. Okay. There's even a clip of it somewhere. Yeah. When I saw that, I was so proud of you. I was like, oh. Wild, crazy. That's just a crazy image.

Also, look at that. That's already like crazy. That's incredible. Also, what a wild, I did it as a goof a year ago, and then you and Andrew did the second episode, which was arguably the best episode we've ever done, which everyone talks about. Look at that. I'm so proud of you.

But what a wild... I didn't know Gollum was there. Yeah, Jeremiah. Oh, is that Jeremiah? Oh, he played Gollum? Played Gollum, yeah. Oh, I didn't know. I thought that was some,

you know how sometimes open micers look like that? Yes. Anyway, yeah, that was an open mic. There was Jeremiah Watkins back there. And Kirk Fox was back, Kirk's back. There's Kirk, yeah, yeah. Teach Phil Danish. Oh yeah Watkins back there. And Kirk Fox is back, Kirk's back. There's Kirk, yeah, yeah. Teach Phil Dennis. Oh yeah, that's right.

I teach him Dennis, man. So that's how he got a talk show. Do you know that? Oh yeah. That Kirk Fox. The test. He had a talk show. And Dr. Phil is the one who produced it.

Well, they're great buds, and Phil knew how hilarious Kirk was, so he gave him a TV show, and Kirk helped really facilitate that, along with Phil's son. And yeah, I mean, we did the show a year ago at the store. It was really like, I was getting so bored with like, I don't know, just the monotony of the business.

I was losing a little joy for it, to be honest with you, because I was just like, man, stand-up podcasts, auditioning for things and not getting them. And I was like, I gotta take some control and ownership of what I'm doing and not be waiting around for things. And I'd always wanted to do a live show with some character. And Jeremiah and I during COVID were fucking around

with these like lost Dr. Phil episodes. There's a bunch on his YouTube channel. Yeah, this is when he came out. I wanna see it. Yeah. Wow. And so, and we locked the phone. Wow. Nobody in the crowd knew.

And this is a year after we were doing the show. That's incredible. Look at that. I mean, it was wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice guy? Oh, he's the sweetest. He's like, you know, I've been watching what you're doing on YouTube, you know, I'm not gonna tell you not to do it, okay? That's not what I'm here to do. But he'd tell me backstage, he goes, he goes, can you please, I got one qualm. I go, what do you got, Doc? He goes, can you stop kissing Bobby Lee as me? And I was like, and I go, yeah, and I go, I go, Phil, I said, stop kissing Bobby Lee as me. And I was like, and I go, yeah. And I go, I go, Phil, I go, you're happily married to Robin

for 48 years, but I also know you happen to love the soft, supple lips of a 50 year old Korean man. And he goes, we'll be right back. And I was like, okay, this is gonna be funny. Are you on your phone? I got a text. What? From who?

My chiropractor. Okay, okay, okay. What? Hold on, hold on, hold on. What can he possibly be texting about? It's a she. Oh, oh, oh, oh, wow. Let's go. So let me say something to you, okay?

Okay, and then from my phone. She goes, how's your SpongeBob impression coming along? Do they like it? So your boy, Ralph Bavoso, texted me a couple days ago, and he said, thank you so much for helping Jaime out. You've done so much for him. It's helping our podcast out. And I just wanna say happy new year, this and that.

So it's like, it's unbelievable to me that we've done this for you. We fly you out here. Am I not right? He lives in Texas. We fly him out every fucking week. We get you a hotel room, we treat you like family, and during work, which is only like an hour, you're gonna talk to your chiropractor on text?

No, no. What do you think of that? What I just said? It sounds very ungrateful. For me. I'm gonna put it D and D. Sorry. You're gonna in D and D. Sorry. You're going to play D and D?

You're going to play Dungeon Dragons as well? Yeah, dude, that's an extra word. Don't play that now. No, I said I'm gonna put her in D and D. What's D and D mean? Do you know? Sure. Oh, God.

These kids, man, there's a big deal. I don't know. Yeah. You beat Kay. He finally figured it out. Wow. Wow. It took you 20 minutes. The speech impediments gone.

Woo! Yeah, maybe he clicks in later. Yeah. Wow. See what happens when you shut off the world? You take a look inside yourself. Yeah. When you tune out everything around you,

it gives you a chance to focus on what your problems are. Yeah. Say it again for me. E.P.K.A. One more time. E.P.K.A. Okay, fuck it. I think it's when you do the impression is when you lose it.

As Jaime you're fine. As Jaime you're fine. Can I make fun of Michael J. Fox? Okay, we love Michael J. Fox. We love Michael J. Fox jokes. Yeah, go ahead. Oh Michael J. Fox jokes. Oh yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, sorry.

Go ahead. What are you saying, doc? Are you saying it's past eight? You don't see Back to the Future? That's, oh my God. All right. I'm gonna need... Yeah, I'm gonna need something to do.

I'm gonna need to see that again. Yeah. Yeah. I think I, because I did fully grasp. Fully get... I couldn't believe again. Yeah. I think I did fully grasp. I couldn't believe it. I didn't know where it was going. Yeah. You know what I love, Jaime, about your impressions is immediately after you go, have you seen

that movie? Yeah. Like just to let them know, just in case they couldn't pick up on reference. We didn't know the reference. So here we go. I thought it was going to be Michael J. Fox asking like his doctor. Okay. Back to the future, shoot.

We gotta get this line out. We gotta get this line out. Mike. So, yeah. And are you ready, Mike? So Doc Brown is gonna say to you on the phone, Marty, we gotta get to the cocktail now! And your line is.

Why don't you do the line? Because I know he's at the trailer, but like, because this is off screen. I'll read, I'll read. Yeah, he'll read, right? Can you put your phone down, please? He's on the phone, that's, okay. Who's on the phone? He's on the phone with Doc Brown. Doc Brown. Yeah, he'll read, right? Can you put your phone down, please? Oh, he's on the phone, that's okay. Who's on the phone?

He's on the phone with Doc Brown. Doc Brown. Oh, you are? Yeah. Yeah, anyway, he's a little older, he's getting a little rest, so anyway, and action, go ahead. Marty, we gotta get to the clock tower now!

Why, the DeLorean? What, are you retarded? What is going on? Yo, Doc, what are you saying? It's past seven o'clock? I'm gonna be late for school. You're, what? Cut, cut.

It's the summertime, bitch. Cut. Michael, can you not do this during the set? We have a real phone for you. We have a real phone. Pick up the prop phone that we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's gonna keep doing it.

Maybe it's a mizer technique. I don't know what it is. So, what are you looking at? Yeah, yeah, lines. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's gonna keep doing it. Maybe some eyes of technique. I don't know what it is. Acting technique. So what are you looking at? The lines. Can you look at the actor? You look at the actor? You look at the actor, Michael.

It's all about connecting and being present. There we go, thank you. But don't hold the phone like, who holds a phone like that? Yeah, yeah. There you go. Yeah. That's believable, right?

Yeah. Okay, so the line again is, the first line you said, we need to set it to 0.8 gigawatts you set it up to yeah you can you can make it your own but yeah I think that he's on something yeah it's this crazy I just feel like I mean you never see this family time knows the family times you never see people exactly can we get Christopher Lloyd in here? Michael J. Fox I have things to do Y'all need me in this movie, so yeah, I can't get rid of me

Eric Stoltz also tests tested for this. Yeah, we have options. We have options. Yeah. Yeah Anyway, are you ready? I've been ready. Oh, oh, yeah. Wow his attitude anyway Marty we gotta get to the clock tower you say we gotta set this up to 8.1 gigabytes you know what stop I think this I think you're off-screen I think we know yeah we have greens Korean yeah so we're gonna have our assistant here right you're gonna do the line gonna be dark brown so it's gonna be dark brown so tell her doctor the line. You're gonna be Doc Brown. So you're gonna be Doc Brown. So tell her the line. So Doc Brown is this 87 year old man. He's a mad scientist.

He created this DeLorean that can go back in time. Hence the movie Back to the Future. So do the impression for her so she gets the... So your line is, Marty, we gotta get to the clock tower now! Try your best. That's him. That's him.

Oh, Marty, we gotta get to the clock tower. Try your best. Hi. Yeah, there we go. So, and action. Look at him. Go ahead. Marty. Marty. We gotta get to the party! Try your best. Marty! Yeah, there we go. So, and action. Look at him. Go ahead. Marty.

Marty! We gotta get to the clock tower. We gotta get to the clock tower. Now! Now! What are you saying, Doc? Say, what I just said. Marty!

We gotta get to the clock tower now! We have to. We have to. Is this a DeLorean? Oh, yeah! And cut. 86 miles. I think that's it this a DeLorean? Oh yeah. And cut. 86 miles. I think that's it.

Oh, I think we got it. Call Christopher, we're gonna fire him. I think he's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call Christopher now. He's let go. She's casted. Wow, we don't have to do another one.

We're good. This is how your Hollywood story begins. Wow. Holy shit. That was great, Jules, that was great. That was great. That was great, Jules. I would actually watch,

and this is just a live show pitch that if you guys start touring this pot again, that you have them That was great. That was great, Jules. I would actually watch, and this is just a live show pitch that if you guys start touring this pot again, that you have them reenact some of Hollywood's biggest moments. Oh, unbelievable. I mean, I'd watch. I would watch. Yeah, I'll show all that. You bring somebody up from the crowd to maybe direct them or be in the scene as well.

You give them a script. How have you not seen Back to the Future, Jules? I just... Do you know what it is? No. Have you seen Back to the Future, Jules? I just. You know what it is? No. Have you seen Back to the Future? You know, Jules, and she's young, right? So can we give her a list of movies right now.

I would love to. That's so important, I think culturally. So I think Back to the Future would be one. It's a great movie. I'd put it in one of the must watch. Must watch movies. I've seen Clockwork Orange. You forced me to watch that. must watch. Must watch movies. I've seen Clockwork Orange. You forced me to watch that.

Different genre? Yeah. I forced you to watch Clockwork Orange? I think I did. You had to draw the paperwork up. Yeah. You get very adamant. I used to listen to Barry Lyndon.

Another Kubrick movie that's not as popular, but anyway. What is the movie you wanted me to watch when we were on the road? It was a foreign film. Oldboy? It might have been that. I'm taking this back to like the 2010, 2012. Was there like a foreign film out that was really good? It was almost like a Hunger Games type?

Oh, I know what it was. Battle Royale. Yeah. Yeah, and I did watch it. Yeah. And Tarantino is one of his favorite movies of all time. Have you seen Battle Royale? You have? Yeah, you forced me. I forced you to watch. Why is every movie forced? Every movie can be enjoyed properly. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Okay. Because without force,

she won't do it. Okay. And these young kids, they're so stubborn. I wouldn't open with that in court. Yeah. If I'm a judge, mix up that sentence. Right, but even if I had children, I would probably sit them down and go, these are must see movies.

Oh yeah, you have kids, you have to like them. So give her a 10 that you would think is a must, but something that like, it doesn't have to be like Taxi Driver because it's like a little bit more. I'm gonna go Braveheart, I'm gonna go Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the original. I'm gonna go the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'm gonna go Jurassic Park, I'm gonna go Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the original. I'm gonna go the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'm gonna go Jurassic Park.

I'm gonna go Forrest Gump. I'm gonna go, I got five left. I'm gonna go ET. I'd say Schindler's List. Do you know what the Holocaust is? She does. Okay, great. I've seen that.

What's that? I've seen that in high school. Oh yeah, it's a required watch, yeah? Yeah. So every film you've watched has been Forrest, yeah, it's a required watch, yeah? Yeah. So every film you've watched has been forced? Yeah. Okay. And...

The Grimlands. Groove. Maybe. Grant was a good one. Can you do a Gizmo impression? Gizmo was just here. Howie Mandel was just here. Well, that's right. Yeah, yeah, Howie was just here. I can't do that.

Well, not with that attitude. You gotta believe in yourself. Okay. Well, Okay, I got here first and then I'll give you a line. Yeah, Marty. We got to get to the DeLorean I don't think is most no he doesn't yeah. Yeah, make some noise. You just make noises. Yeah, I can do prison Mike Like Tyson no prison Mike who's prison Mike the office. Oh, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Mike Tyson? No, Prison Mike. Who's Prison Mike? The Office. Oh yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Yo, it's me Prison Mike. Oh, you be the bella of the bar. Don't drop the soap.

Don't drop the soap. Funny. You know what's the office? That's the best part. Is that your thing? Oh my God. Oh my God. We are moments away from Hammeh being,

Woo, woo, woo, aye, aye. Ever seen Air Bud? Oh my god. Oh my god. We are moments away from how maybe I'm Ever seen air bud Golden receiver where he catches the football is now Just three stooges Olden days to while you know at all. Okay, I got I got four movies left I don't know if I throw three stooges in there Let me go. Let me go, a rom-com. Put in a Coen Brothers movie, I think. Oh, I.

Raising Your Zorro. Or Old Country for Old Men. Raising Your Zorro. Or New Country for Old Men. Old Country. Old Country for Old Men, right? No Country. No Country for Old Men.

Old Country for Old Men. How about Buckethead Nicholson. I'd rather watch that. I'd rather watch that. Old Country from Old Men. Oh, and Nicholson, I mean, Heath Ledger's Batman, the Joker. I think that's one of the best performances of all time. Yeah, yeah.

This is a weird one to throw in there, but 21 Grams with Benicio del Toro. Great movie. Great movie. And then Two Girls, One Cup, just to close it out. I see that. OK. Not forced.

Not forced. Got the leg. You ever see Swimming with Sharks? No. Oh my God. Documentary or real? There's Spacey's in it. Wow. Why?

Just, I mean, what has Spacey not been in? Yeah, no, so Spacey. Don't answer that. You ever see Swimming with Sharks? It's like, Benicio Del Toro is one of his first movies, okay? And Kevin Spacey plays the president of a production, you know, I mean company, company. Yeah. And he is the stereotypical, quintessential evil CEO.

But it's so good. Wow. Yeah. And then it's like his assistant who's had enough. He snaps and just captures Kevin Spacey as a CEO prints him in his house like in his house Wow He's a mob and he kills him. Maybe I don't yeah, but it's a really cool movie spacey's so good at those role He's so good. Yeah. Yeah, he did do a movie called nine lives Yeah, that was a bad where he played a cat but you know, that's what I got one. Yeah. Yeah. Wow So this is young spacey. Yeah young space was a bad one. Where he played a cat, but you know, everybody gets one. Yeah, yeah. Wow. So this is Young Spacey. Yeah, Young Spacey. It's so good. And this is...

You could throw that in there. This movie is the reason why Benicio del Toro was in Usual Suspects because Bryan Singer was like trying to fill that role and Spacey goes, I just worked with this kid. Wow. Benicio del Toro. That, how many, you've had jobs like that, yeah? Where you've done something or been on set and then they go, oh we like Bobby, and then they tell somebody else about it? No, give me a, I don't even know what you're saying, what are you saying?

So like if, like it wasn't Hawaii Five-O, like you'd done something else with somebody and they go, oh you should. No, it wasn't. Bobby Lee, that was just a, you were just right for the job? No. You knew somebody? No.

You were just in Hawaii? That's closer to the truth? No. You knew somebody? No. You were just in Hawaii? That's closer to the truth, yes. You had a gun? I did a movie in Hawaii. Cool. I did a movie in Hawaii, and one of the producers of the movie was extremely harsh on me.

I had one line. You know, you get in the bus, and I go to base camp. I change, and I'm literally going, oh, I think I a base camp. I change and I'm literally like going, oh I think I'm gonna quit. At the acting, yeah it was just like too much. Quit acting, not just the film. No, that was my only day.

Wow. Yeah, I was done. Wow. I was like I'm gonna quit. I could just do podcasts and this and that. So I'm at the hotel, I swear to God, and I go, I'm so hungry, so I go to the bar at this hotel, and I sit there, and I remember I got wontons,

and they were terrible, I remember. Damn. Yeah, I was chewing on these wontons. Oh, you're not supposed to chew on them. Were you supposed to slurp them? Yeah. Yeah, I slurp and chew. Okay.

I do a combo, you have me, right? And then there was a guy next to me, a Korean dude. Also eating wontons? Gene Hong, my friend Gene. Yeah. And Gene goes, hey. And I go, hey. And he goes, what's up?

Okay. And he goes, we met before. I go, where? He goes, Earth Bar, 16 years ago. Wow. He goes, you complimented me on my jeans. And I go, were you wearing APCs? He goes, Earth Bar, 16 years ago. Wow. He goes, you complimented me on my jeans, and I go, were you wearing APCs? He goes, yes, and I remembered it.

And he goes, you forced me to watch Bloodsport. Yeah. And I said, I've already seen it. Yeah, so then he goes, I go, what's your name? He goes, Gene, he goes, I am a writer, producer kind of guy. I go, what are you doing? He goes, I produce Magnum PI. Now before he said that and he said, I'm a producer, actor type of guy. I go, what are you doing? Because I produce Magnum PI. Now before he said that and he said I'm a producer, actor type of guy, did you kind of go like, yeah sure. No, because he was with Zack Knighton. I don't know who

that is. Zack Knighton was on a show with one of my best friends Charlie Finn. It was called Life on a Stick. It was a sitcom about people that worked at the hot dog and a stick in a mall. Holy shit. Right, so that's Zach. Okay, yeah. Right, so he, cause I knew Zach. I didn't know him that well, but Gene was with Zach, right?

And I knew that Zach was on Magnum PI. Okay. So I go, oh cool, and he goes, let me write you an episode. And I go, okay. And then literally next week I get a call, and they, yeah, they wrote you an episode. And you okay and then literally next week I get a call and they yeah they wrote you an episode and you're like best friends now so I did it I did it 12 times he would write me and then he's my best friend now he's my best friend now and so the moral of the story is what let's be real not comedy

sure sure yeah what's the moral of the story? You never know. Exactly. You never know. Don't stop. It happens when it happens. Yeah, so the reason why I did that movie in Hawaii is because another friend of mine, who we all know, kind of begged me to do it. Whoa. And I go, no, like, because it's one line. I'm going to go to Hawaii for one line. Yeah. But I did him a favor. Whoa. So I was there, that happened. You showed up. I showed up. That's another lesson.

You at least gotta show up. You gotta show up in life. Yeah. ["Heal It Up"] Helix, helix, helix, helix, helix, helix, helix! Mattresses! Tell your audience. I'm gonna tell my audience.

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Helixsleep.com slash belly. Yeah. You know, it's like. Opportunities begin opportunities. So if you had said no to that and been like, whether it was, you know was a myriad of reasons, you would have been justified being like, I don't wanna go that far for one thing.

Exactly. Maybe I'm better than that. Maybe you go like, if I'm gonna go that far, it should be a couple scenes or, but you said I'll do my friend a favor. You showed up for your friend and for yourself. There's an old AA saying, suit up and show up. your sponsor would say that. You know as a kid I learned that. You know what I mean? So just, you know what I mean? Even if you're scared, put your

clothes on and show up. Wow, yeah. You know what I mean? And I think that it's a life lesson that's important. You know? I think that a lot of, like when I met Gilbert, he just came to my house during a fight and I didn't know him. And without that meeting I don't think that I did Maker Studios. I didn't want to do Maker Studios, but I met Gilbert, he just came to my house during a fight and I didn't know him. And without that meeting, I don't think that, I did Maker Studios, I didn't wanna do Maker Studios, but I met George that way. You know what I mean? So it's like you just kinda like, you know.

Have you had those things with the comedy store? Because you, that's another thing I'm always impressed by you Bob, is that you're at the store, when you're in town, you're there all the time and it's like you don't have to be. You know, you could go a couple times, but you're always up because. that has more to do with like I'm lonely hmm okay well bad example then you know sometimes you see a comic

and you go you have a spot tonight you go no I just didn't know what else to do yeah it's a it's like cheers it's like a place where you're gonna know people yeah don't you feel that yeah for sure you get the adulation from the crowd. Yeah, so I think that's an important. But another thing that you're, at least you're, yeah, whatever the reason is that you're going, you're still showing up, not just for, there's gotta be a piece of you that's like.

You give me a life lesson. I'm your son, and my name is Domingo. So I adopted you. Why, what's wrong? Why Spanish name? You're not even Spanish. Hey, hey, hey. Can you stop talking to my kid? Can you stop talking to my kid? Sorry, Dad.

Hey, hey, hey. Son, son. He's my stepson, right? Step brother. Yeah, yeah. You both adopted. Dave, shut up. That's your name, Dave. We got him like a week ago. Wow, wow shut up, man. Can I be honest? That's your name, Dave. I didn't know his name. We got him like a week ago. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. We got names and names.

Dave, I'm having a bad day. I want advice from Dad. Yeah, but you have a dumb name. Yeah, man. Hey, man, when I found you at that Panera, and you were outside. In the soup. At the soup, you were eating the soup outside,

and I said, do you have a home? And you go, hey, you ever seen Apollo 13? And then you did some fucking weird impression of Kevin Bacon in space. And I said, this guy needs a home. He probably doesn't have a home, you know, because he's talking to himself. And I adopted you, and you're 28,

and that was a big gamble. I'm not 28. 24? Yeah, I'm 28. 28. Are you really 28? That's the one I want to talk to you about, dad. He lies all the time. I know, but I'm good at. 24? Yeah, I'm 28. 28. Are you really 28? That's what I want to talk to you about, Dad. He lies all the time.

I know, but I'm good at guessing ages, so. Look at me. That's your son, obviously, Dad, you would know. But anyway. Look at me, look at me. I'm the captain now, Captain Phillips. Okay. This is actually why I adopted him.

It's funny. Dad, he keeps doing that. Yeah, it's a good party trick. He keeps doing impression of a line from a movie, and then he keeps saying what the movie is, and I've seen the movie. It's driving me crazy. It is, it's also a cock block.

The amount of women I've brought over to the house that he's made leave because he's been like, hey, hey, you're the man now, dog. Have you seen Finding Forrester? Which is not for me. I know, I know. It's getting old, real quick. It's too much.

Yeah, it's too much. But I wanna tell you, Domingo. I am your father, you know what I mean? That's Star Wars. I will punch you in the cock if you do that. I see dead people, you know what I mean? Yeah, we've seen it. Sixth Sense, have you seen Sixth Sense?

I love it. So anyway. Hey, Dad. Find me some shade, Spider-Man 3. Yeah, you see, that's what I'm saying, Dad. From morning to night. Why do you think your dad's still single? I know, I wake up and it's constantly that.

Yeah. Do you have any advice for me? Well, first of all, I'm sorry that you guys have bunk beds. I should get you your own. I know, that's the thing. You have to listen to that all Well, first of all, I'm sorry that you guys have bunk beds. I should get you your own. I know that's the thing. You have to listen to that all night. All night long, dad. And I shouldn't have got him that live stream set up that he-

You shouldn't have done that. Because now he has an outlet and an office. And also a drum set. He doesn't even play the drums. Well, he- Peter, Peter, I'm right here, Uncle Ben. Peter. Let me guess, Spider-Man. Let me guess. Spider-Man. Let me guess. Spider-Man.

At least you're nice to your brother. He did that this morning, that same impression. That's how I knew Spider-Man, Dad. I know, I know. Anyway. You're always like a son to me. I don't even know what to say to that as Dad. I wasn't finished.

Oh, you have to finish the impression, sorry. Go ahead. You've always been like a son to me. I had a father. His name was Uncle Ben. So, Spider-Man again? And then like, yeah. Is it Spider-Man again?

Yeah. Which Spider-Man is it from? This first one. Yeah, he only seen the first one. He doesn't pressure for the first one. How about the, how about Black Spider-Man, the cartoon? Oh, I didn't see that one. What would that sound like?

Why didn't you see that one? Also, why didn't you say it? I've seen Spider-Man 3 with Choffer. Choffer Grace. Choffer Grace? We love Choffer Grace. Is it Choffer? Yeah, it is. Perfect.

He's like, you want forgiveness? Go to church. Oh, right? Oh, get religion. I had to think about it. You want forgiveness? Find religion. And then like Peter Parker told me about the choir.

We're gonna send him back to the child services. Yeah, because I think he's broken. I just it's I be back. It's terminated. We know that we know we know Dave. Yeah, Dave. Yeah. Anyway, I mean, go. I I want you to know that life gets life gets wild.

Okay. Yeah. Finally, the advice. It's been 20 minutes. I mean, dad, that's another thing. It's like cut them off. I know, I know. You just let them go. You let them keep going.

And I gotta be better about that. I know, you gotta be way better about that because that's 20 minutes. I told myself for this interview. All that. I made a new- Like five Spider-Man references. Come on, you're not wrong.

I know, I'm right. And this is what I wanna tell you. Here he goes again. I like me. My wife likes me. My wife likes me. My kids love me. Yeah, yeah, I talk a lot. Yeah, I might say a lot of things.

But hey, guess what? I am who I am. And that's fine. Planes, automobiles and trains. He couldn't. The order's wrong. The order's wrong. Wait, wait, wait.

The order's wrong. Planes, trains, and automobiles. There we go. There we go. That was amazing. The order was wrong. Do you think when he goes to McDonald's and pulls the drive-thru, he goes,

let me get a straw and a burger. Oh, and I guess a drink for the straw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He does that. He does that. Wait, well Domingo, I know that life has been wild. Dad hasn't been around very much. Yeah, I haven't seen you in two years. I know and that's very, I can't believe you know that because you're only five. But

you keep track of time well, you journal every night. Yeah I do. God damn it I'm tired of these snakes on this goddamn plane. Okay I actually asked him to say that one. Oh, you did? What movie was that, dad? Snakes on the Plane. But I don't want him to be the reason that you don't have a successful childhood. So I wanted somebody, I wanted you to have a sibling for you that's closer to your age. So I adopted. I have my sister. I adopted another five-year-old.

Yeah, yeah. She's a mute. How do you know she's your sister? Well, she. I have my sister. I adopted another five year old. Yeah, yeah. She's a mute. How'd you know she's your sister? Well, she's a mute, but she, you know what I mean, sign language. Probably because she's wearing a shirt that says I'm Domingo's sister.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. She, and that's another one. I don't want her to talk. That's all she does is wave. That's all she can do. I know, but the other night I was asleep at four in the morning, right?

She wakes me up and she goes, hi. Like that. And it was really weird. She spoke? What? She spoke? No, in my morning, right? She wakes me up and she goes, hi. Like that. And it was really weird. What? She spoke? No, in my mind, yeah, nothing came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she eats her own burgers. That's weird. Who hasn't? Exactly. So delicious. They're so delicious. We're going to need a bigger boat. Jones?

Question mark. No, look at him. What else could that be from? Mr. Holland's Opus? Wow, dude. You watch a lot of movies. Yeah, you watch a lot of movies. I watch a lot of clips. Oh, you guys watch clips.

Yeah. Wow. Have you seen any film all the way through? Yes, I have. Thanks for coming out. I actually seen Gladiator 2. I thought, did you see it? Do you see it? I want to see it cause it's in. That was pretty good. I've heard it doesn't hold up to the first but you can't compare.

I don't know, it still has that, I was talking to Gene about it and it still has that old school Hollywood movie making where it was refreshing in that way it's like a proper epic you know what I mean, you can see money on the screen. Oh wow, yeah. A lot of practical effects.

Okay. And I thought it was really good. Not too much CGI that got in the way? I think A Complete Unknown is my favorite movie. Gladiator 2 was good. I thought The Order was good. Do you see that? No.

Have you seen The Menu? I love The Menu. Whoa. I love The Menu. Do you know any lines from the menu? Cheeseburger. Right, yeah. Pretty good, you've seen it.

Hey, go ahead. Your sister, she wanted to communicate with you. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, she does that a lot too. That means she's hungry. Oh, that does? Yeah. Stop feeding her only balut.

Baloney. You know what balut is? No, but I know balut. Baloney. You know what balut is? No, but I know baloney. What's balune, is that something you're sponsored by? Do you know what balut is? Balut? Yeah, balut. Can you still say that? No, I'm not saying anything wrong.

No, no, yeah, yeah. That's another anytime bit. So it's a duck egg. Oh God. Yeah, and the duck is still in it. Oh God, oh God! So we went to the Philippines. Oh,. Oh God. So we went to, yeah so we went to the Philip Oh where am I? Remember we ate that? Oh yeah which one was that? Yeah. Oh Elvin. Who did the O earlier?

What? Who did the O earlier? At the end of the song. George. Oh George. You're doing George. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. So Balut is that so the feathers. Wait is the duck dead or alive. He's dead obviously because they Fermented or is that what it is? Oh my god. Yeah who? Yeah, we eats that Filipinos But I went to the Philippines. I would eat that Yeah, it's so good. It's not why no, it's not good. It's okay gummy bears Wait, what does that taste like?

gummy bears or something like that? Big? Wait, what does that taste like? No judgment. Egg? Like egg with feathers. Yeah, egg with feathers. It doesn't taste like dead premature duck baby? No.

Would you eat that? No. Yeah, you would. No, I wouldn't. Why? They're bringing it for you. Are you really? Yeah, we're bringing it for you.

I'm not gonna eat that. Well, you know what? He'll force you to, because he is good at peer pressure and you don't wanna to let Bobby down, which is a new game show, don't let Bobby down. When I was on the road with Bobby, I do not like oysters and we were sitting at a Maggiano's

or some seafood restaurant in some city. Italian restaurant, there's no fucking. Okay, then it wasn't Maggiano's, I love Maggiano's. Shout out to Maggiano's. Was that? Was that an impression of the manager at Masiano's? No, he also does like, you know what I mean? We don't have any, oh, we, we.

No, that's me eating it. He just gulped the whole thing. I gulped the whole thing. Oh. Oh yeah, you didn't like it. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Wow.

Bobby made me eat oysters. He, he, he held four gigs over my head and said, if you don't eat these oysters, you can't go to San Jose, Phoenix, North Carolina and somewhere else. Oh that's right. And I ate like six oysters and it was awful. So you think that was bullying? No it was just fun we were hanging out late night.

Cause I look back at some of my behavior back in the day. No not at all. And I used to do stuff like that. Not at all. Cause we laughed about it and also I yeah if I just met you maybe that's bullying but there was rapport. I don't know if I would eat that. You would.

If I was at a party and everybody was doing it, yeah, I'd probably give it to peer pressure. Jaime had never eaten sushi before. Yeah, he had never eaten sushi. Well, that's, yeah, that's fine. And he didn't like that either. You didn't like it? You're spitting it out. What kind of sushi was it?

I don't know. Was it dipped in diarrhea? Why didn't you like it? It was a California roll. It was the easiest sushi. I know, I know. It was not a California roll. It was a tuna. Eel. It was eel California roll. It was the easiest sushi roll. It was not a California roll. It was a tuna.

Eel, it was eel. Okay. Cause I went to like, last night I went to, I went to Scratch sushi by Scratch, you know that? Oh yeah. Great. Amazing. Love it. One of the better spots out here.

Right, and so I went to sushi with Scratch last night and in my mind I was like, I gotta bring Jaime here because it's omakasa and you have to eat everything they put on the plate My voice you can't be disrespectful. You can be disrespectful. It's a chef. Yeah, I don't care about him Yeah, that's that's why I'm never gonna take you anywhere nice. Okay, I'll go there that fucking attitude dude You know I mean and then they have a pasta bar too. I've been in that one. No. Yeah, so they have a pasta bar, too That's really good. Wow. Yeah. How does all that feel though,

like you're doing gigantic places like that? It feels unbelievable. There's a cult audience to the Dr. Phil Live shows. It's wild. I mean, you guys saw it from the second show at the store, but when you see it in a 3,000 plus seat theater, Bob, I mean, which you guys have gotten that with Bad Friends and Tiger, but in every,

use your stand up. But there's just a cool different energy with it that's like, and the fans of the Dr. Phil live show are massive fans of you guys. My Bad Friends appearance with as Phil like people come up to me all the time talking about the first episode you guys came on, it's gonna be wild. And that and so Adam Ray coming.com is where all the Phil tour dates are. We have I think 26 cities and then I'm gonna be done with it in June and then move on to other shit. What are you gonna do then? I'm trying to make shows too. I'm still out here trying to do. This just happened

and is a fun thing that's giving me... You're a good actor. Thanks. The heat was good. It's good. Yeah. You remember what you told me after when I did it? No. I came back and you go hey man, nothing. Where's my Bobby, my Bobby Lee truth cam? Right here. Yeah. You remember what you told me after when I did it? No. I came back and you go, hey man, nothing, where's my Bobby, my Bobby Lee truth cam? Right here? Yep. Bobby goes, hey man. Oh, how'd the movie go? Yeah, was it great?

Hey man, yeah, back to the store. Back to 1 a.m. spots. You ain't fucking better than me. You're fucking better. But he said with a smile, it was like being funny Bobby, like and he goes, he goes, yeah, because back to it, because back to the grind, right? Back to it.

You did a movie, who cares? On to the next thing. And I was like, and it was like this weird. I know, I don't yeah, because back to it. He goes, back to the grind, right? Back to it. You did a movie, who cares? On to the next thing. And I was like, and it was like this weird. I don't really, I don't remember. It was great, let me preface it. I walked up to the patio with a little pep in my step and you were like, oh, you did one movie, you feel like. And I was like, yeah, I'm kind of feeling myself.

And you were like, yeah, man, that's one movie. Well, I think if I, I don't remember that, but I think what I was trying to do was, a lot of times we do things, and you know, we think that there is gonna be a result attached to it. I think that that one thing is gonna be the- And I don't want you to get let down,

do the grind, you're always doing the grind, I'm always doing the grind, but maybe I should have said it differently. No, you shouldn't have, it was perfect. But here's the thing, you need, not enough people do that, step out of their own way to give somebody that they have any sort of respect for advice like that. So that was invaluable. I have a bone to pick with you.

Oh yeah, yeah, you do. You put me in the car. Let's go. Car beef? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get it out. Yeah, man. I like one of your reels and I sent it to you. I was like, hey, good shit, you left me a red shut the fuck up. I also how big he got right? I pride myself on responding to everybody What's your account? No, it's okay. What was the real? He's over it there Was it a real of mine or somebody else's dr. Phil? Well, what's your account Jaime Jaime Garcia? Pull up the pull up the pull it up put it up, okay?

Garcia pull up the pull up the pull it up put it up okay here we go wait I'm gonna pull it up right now he responded Wow I said thank I responded with thanks bud look at that thanks bud and guess who left my thanks but on red hey hey hey hey funny dude have you seen that movie it's called your fucking life I may honestly do I respond it left me on you know left me on scene I responded honestly dude I love you dude no no I mean look at me dude look at him that was why I mean right I forgot oh my god what is your problem dude I forgot no what is going on here? Dude that what you did dude was on called for it was on it was inappropriate and out of pocket as a kid say

Okay, so look at me right now. Dude. What is your problem right now? I forgot that he yeah, I thought he left me on read but did he that's cuz look he said it was a notified because They're in quiet mode. You're always in D&D, man. That's you. I was in D&D? Yeah, Adam Ray wasn't notified. But he responded. He did respond to you. But I responded to him. That was just, my bad.

I thought I was texting your chiropractor. Yeah, that's too, I'm sorry, Adam. It's okay, hey. Adam, I'm sorry. This is what happens when you get to, when you go to the next level. You start getting like, hate mail, live in the flesh. What?

He responded to me. Exactly. Adam responds to me. He never responds to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I try to respond to everyone. Like when he said that, when you said that in the car, I was like, that doesn't sound like Adam.

It's you. So you're the bad one. Sorry, Adam. Thank you. Sorry, Adam. I want you to apologize to me. Any more beef? I want you to apologize as Joe Biden.

Sorry. Vote for me again. Oh, okay. Wow. Not bad. That's good, dude. You can do old people really well. Yeah, that's really good.

You hear me, boy? I don't think he says that. He doesn't say boy. He's not Clint Eastwood. Yeah, yeah. You hear me, boy? I don't think he says that. He doesn't say boy. He's not Clint Eastwood. Yeah, yeah. You hear me, boy? Vote for me, boy. Come on.

What does a Mexican old man sound like? Great question. Oh, let me see, my uncle. You do it. I can't do it. Why? It's in Spanish. You just do it in English.

It's the same thing as Joe Biden. OK. Without an accent? We don't have accents. So just do Joe Biden. Our family doesn't have accents. Do Joe Biden just saying something like, yo, quiero taco bell.

I just say something like, yeah. That's racist. We don't eat taco bell. We don't. When's the last time you. Joe Biden does. No, when's the last time you ate Taco Bell, Jaime? Be honest?

Yeah. For real? Yeah. Last night before I... It went from we don't eat Taco Bell till last night to be honest for real. Do you understand that? Yeah. It's because I had a late night drive back home and I was like, Taco Bell was like 40.

What's your TB order, be honest, for real. A cheesy Gorita Crunch. What is it? A cheesy Gorita Crunch. Gordita? Gorita. Who? A cheesy Gorrita Crunch. Gordita. Gorrita. Who? Gorrita.

Who's that? No, it's not who it is, it's what it is. Ooh! By the way, bro, fuck you, dude. This is an old friend of my mouth, fuck you, dude. Sorry, Adam. Cheesy Gorrita Crunch. Crunchy Taco.

Yeah. And a beefy five-layer burrito. That's a good order. What do you got? I have my go-to, go ahead. Double decker. I like a cheesy burrito. Probably just a bean and cheese burrito. Okay, yeah. Bean and cheese at Teebees. So I always get a bean cheese. At least one. Yeah. Okay. What I do is I open it up and I put the Diablo in there. Whoa.

All the way through it. Can't do that. Why? Hot sauce. Fire, whatever, whatever sauce you like. I get that. I always just get a taco supreme. Oh wow, yeah.

You know what I mean? I like just the shell, okay? And a hard shell. Yep. And for some reason, I never eat it, but I always order a Mexican pizza, I never eat it. I know. I'll eat a slice or something.

Well, because it always falls apart in the box. That's exactly what I'm saying. You want some presentation You know that they didn't make it there. It was sitting there But it's the way that they hand it to falls apart and then you got to pick it through the bag Brutal supreme I guess sometimes get to be a supreme. What do you get Jules? I Get the soft potato wrap and then cheesy Gordito and then fries and then coke. Taco Bell has fries? I've never gotten fries out of Taco Bell, have you? That's like getting a condom at the gas station.

Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? Taco Bell? They have fries there? The curly one. It's so good. It is? Is it good?

I don't know about curly, but they have fries. And chorito. They have chicken nuggets now? Curly. You have chicken. OK, so. I just saw that, yeah. Do you see McDonald's just came out with a McFlurry hash brown

sandwich? Yeah, I heard about that. Kind of want to try it. It's two hash browns in the ice cream. Flurry in the middle. It's the salty sweet combo that is probably not. I got to try it, I think. Well, yeah.

All stoners. That, to me, says McDonald's is starting to cater to the other side. Right. gotta try it. Yeah, well yeah. Yeah. All stoners. That to me says McDonald's is starting to cater to the other side. Right, that's it. But they're like Jack in the Box and Carl's Jr. Wendy's are taking all the potheads and that's who's, like look at that dude. Look.

No sober person that cares about seeing their 60s is gonna eat that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's insane. That's wild. Wild. The McRaps are coming back. The who? The Snake Raps.

Donald McNab? Donald McRaps. No, the McRaps. The McRaps are coming back. The who? The SnackRaps. Donovan McNabb? Donovan McNabb. No, the McRaps. Ronald McRap. Ronald McRap. Yeah, the SnackRaps. What are we talking about? A snake rap.

A snack rap. Ronald Mc, you said the McRap. Ronald. And scene. And scene, we got it. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. We'll call you back.

Yeah, yeah, thanks for the artist. Thank you so much. Next time maybe memorize the lines that we fucking gave you. Okay He was he was okay. No, what does he say about snake? Well, he's with ABC. They're not really. Oh really? Yeah, they're no I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know Anyway, uh, here's the thing that McDonald's I don't I always get it, but I never understand why when I eat it What's that? It's their breakfast burrito. Foof, yeah. Have you had it?

No. You know what it is? No, is it a breakfast burrito? It sounds pretty self-explanatory. It's, but it's, when you taste it, it's something that's otherworldly because you've never tasted anything like it, but it does not taste like a breakfast burrito.

Well, of course it does. Is it a burrito? Look it up. The McDonald's one? Yeah. It's terrible. You got it. When they come out with new things, it's like when Charles Barkley... It's been there for years. Yeah. When they come out with new items, it's like stick to what you do, you know? Subway just came out with like a six foot cookie and Charles Barkley's one.

He's like, we got a fucking big cookie now. We got a 12 foot cookie. And you're like, that looks terrible. And it doesn't even look like a good cookie. And who wants a cookie that long? It's that big? Yeah yeah it's 12 feet look it up Charles Barclays 12 foot cookie Wow how much is it I mean it does kind of look it looks all right they bake it there what do you what are you dipping

that thing yeah we dip in our cookie you have to dip that right what are you dipping in it and I may milk okay like your Char's Barclay impression. What's that? I like them. My Char's Barclay. Who? Berkeley. Yep. Barry. Char's Barclay. Try my 12 foot cookie. That's funny. Bring him on the road with me. You should. Confidence builder. You should. Does he do live shows with you guys? He did one and I was impressed by him. Let's go. You do stand up, do you? Because you know he grew up with Ralph. You do. You know he grew up with Ralph Barboza. No. On the same street. No way. So when Ralph came here as a guest, that's how we met him. No way. Yeah, yeah. How long have you been out here? We fly him out here.

For every episode? Usually. How many episodes have you done? A lot. Cool. A lot. You and Ralph were childhood homies? Yeah. Well, that's unbelievable how that works. Crazy. See, right place, right time. You showed up. Because if he had never done stand up,

you would have never done it, right? Wow. Were you a fan of Ralph? Oh, so wait, you knew him before he did stand up. Dude, they had a factory job once before. What was that? They were on a line, like building tires or something. Engines.

We were rebuilding engines. I imagine him and Ralph Pappos in a factory. I can't. I can't either, but it's unbelievable. It's amazing. And that factory guy said, you know what, I'm going to change my life and do stand-up, and then you did it too. I followed him.

And it's a completely different lifestyle now. Wow. See, that's what I'm saying. You show up. Show up, man. Right? Keanu Reeves said in the movie, I'll let you guess it, he goes, Keanu Reeves plays a baseball coach, a Little League baseball coach,

and he talks to the kids and he goes, the toughest thing in life is to show up. I'm honestly blown away by your guys ability to show up. What movie's that? Has to be, Minor League. No. What is it? I don't know what movie. It's not John Wicks, not The Matrix. So I said Little League, so what what I'll give you it's a two-part title. Okay. Okay. So Adam. Little League, Little League. No one knows this fucking book. Oh, I remember.

You do? What's it called? Big Papa. Hardball? Hardball. Boom. Hardball. Count Reeves.

Hardball. Really? Yeah. The guy who did The Matrix did Hardball. Where he played, I think he was like in rehab. Yeah, he was gambling at it. Gambling at it, and there was community service that he had to, but then, and this team, the Little League team sucked. But then he was like, no, we gotta get better.

You guys haven't won a game in 15 years. I'm best friends with Neo. All right, look at that. Oh wow. Fresh off of Speed 2. Wow. Yep, inner city. What a career he has had.

Right? Yeah, I love him. You should get him on the podcast. I don't think I could. Have we tried? I think we've tried. Yeah, yeah, there's no way. We try everybody. You should get him on the podcast. I don't think I could. Have we tried? I think we've tried. Yeah, yeah, there's no way. We try everybody.

You do? Who's your dream guest? You want a? Ronald McRab. Who do I want? Why am I blanking on it? What's Upon Time in Hollywood? Tarantino.

I want Tarantino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to try. He just did too bad. I think you guys, that would be a great episode. Yeah, because I, you know, I'm like, he probably doesn't know this, but I wrote him a letter. Did he respond?

No. No, so what happened was- Free email? No, an email, it was more of an email, but it was, I'll just say it, so I have this new agent at CAA. Great. And, you know, last year we sat down, she goes, what do you wanna do? I go, my dream is to be in a Tarant CAA. Great. And last year we sat down, she goes,

what do you want to do? I go, my dream is to be in a Tarantino movie. Wow. And she goes, let's write an email together. So we wrote an email and we sent it to him. Great agent. I don't know if we read it or not, but it was the first and last time I ever tried that.

Well, it's like something I said, well, it's like the shoot up show up thing. I have his assistant's email. Nah. No? I also don't want, I don't like to be intrusive and I want people to use me if they like me. Well I guarantee he's seen you and liked you.

Here's a quick Tarantino story. I'm in the main room of the Comedy Store and having a fun set and all of a sudden halfway through the show, you know, as the joke's dying down, I'm getting ready to move on to the next thing, some guy just goes, ha ha! And I go, who the fuck was that? I go, Jesus Christ, I go, you go outside with a laugh like goes, ha ha! And I go, who the fuck was that?

I go, Jesus Christ. I go, you go outside with a laugh like that? I go, and I go, sir, who was that? And I go, that was a very, I go, that was the type of laugh that made me feel good about what I'm doing with my life, but also like, I hope you don't make any more sounds for the rest of the show.

And then, and people kind of laugh, and I go, who is that? I go, what's your name, sir? Doesn't say anything, doesn't say anything. And I was like, all right, I can read the room. I go, I don't want to butcher or bully the guy. He doesn't want to participate. So I move on and afterwards I walk around the side

and Emily LaFord, the booker's there, and she goes, you know who that was that you were making fun of? I go, who? She goes, Quentin Tarantino. And I go, oh, that makes sense because, ha, ha. It was a quick kind of sharp laugh. So then I go out to the patio of the comic store

and I'm like, oh fuck, I fucking blew it. And he comes out and he goes, great job, great job. It's a good job, great job. And we talked, we got beers, and we talked movies and comedy for about an hour and a half. And then some kid came up with a big box of munchies. It was some kid that was just hanging out at the comic store and he was trying to get these munchie box going.

As like his business. And he goes, Mr. Tantino, I'll be honored to give you one of my munchie boxes. He's like, leave it right here, leave it right here. It's fine. And he looks at me and he was like, and there was weed in it and like chips and cookies. It was like a stoner's dream, right? And so he sets it down and Quentin goes to me, he goes, you can buy it. You want to just take this from me and just, I don't, I feel bad.

I want to take it from him. He's just holding onto it for me. And then we have a few more beers and then I think somebody had some weed and we smoked and then he's getting ready to leave. And he goes, you know what? I think I will take my munchie box. Oh, wow. Take my Munchie Box. Oh wow.

Take his Munchie Box. But a magical knife. Yeah, so anyway, but then I got his assistance email because I was like, oh, I should try to get him on the podcast and. Can you cut that story out? Which one? The whole thing.

The whole thing. Long, you know. You know what, I was told this was a safe space. I was told. Gil, the whole thing. Thank you. So anyway, any dates you want to plug? Who are you voting for next year? We're not doing this right now. Yeah, I'm on the road. I'll be in at Stand Up Live in your hometown of Phoenix, Arizona, end of January the 24th and 25th. We have a Dr. Phil live tour all those dates at AdamRayKami.com. We'll be at the Masonic coming up Vegas.

We have Dr. Phil live February 4th. And then we have Denver, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, Nashville, Detroit, Toronto, Chicago. And then I got punchline Philly in March. Standup dates AdamRayKami.com, Dr. Phil Livedates. MSG Music Hall at Fenway, which I know you and Santino did, right? Yeah, that one's about sold out.

Anything else? Podcast about last night. Chris Spencer just texted me. What'd he say? You like him? I love Chris Spencer. He hasn't texted me for like years. And today he texted me,

don't ever forget that you are a comedic genius. Just now? Just now, look at that. Wow. Just out of nowhere? Yeah. What a nice guy. Whoa, I just got a text from him too.

Look what I just texted Bobby, LOL. Wow. That's really good, Really good. Wow. I'll tell you why he texted me that. The other night we were in the main room and I got off stage and I sat back there and I had this overwhelming feeling of dread and sadness. It was like I'm alone, nothing is happening

and I should be fine. I'm like, I'm fine. I'm Sure. It was like, I'm alone. Wow. Nothing is happening and I should just disappear. It was just that feeling. And I looked at Chris and Chris goes, what's the matter? And I go, no, don't worry. And then I go, I just told him I just have this sense

of dread and super sadness. And then he just texted me to that. What a nice guy. Oop, sorry, another Chris, another Chris. By the way, Bobby was such a little bitch at the time. Crying, super sad, said he was feeling dread, I was like, who uses that word? He was like, super sad.

Anyway, I don't break him around. Big fan of the show. Love you guys.