TigerBelly - Anderson .Paak & The Bruno Mars Logistics

Episode Date: February 18, 2026

Grammy-winning musician Anderson .Paak and Dumbfoundead immediately test Bobby’s patience. We chat Bruno Mars’ height, Super Bowl drums, co-parenting, kids recognizing Bobby at soccer games, drunken honesty, flavored condoms, Linkin Park vs. The Beatles (again), private jet living, The Special, and Anderson’s directorial debut K-POPS! in theaters February 27. Go to helixsleep.com/TIGERBELLY for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of TigerBelly.

Hi, I'm Bobby Lee, and I created a graphic novel with my friend Matthew here. It's called Deadweight. Look at how beautiful this is. Wow. Wow. Amazing. Dude, this looks great. Look at that. Oh my god, dude. You can get it everywhere. Books are sold. Barnes & Noble, Amazon, and Gunnerbooks.com.

It's rated our Kung Fu Panda meets Kickass. It's from my heart. And so please check it out. No, you're very triggered by me, man. That's what I hear. My face triggers you. You trigger me. Last time I was here was with Jay Park. I don't know what a Jay Park is.

He's a Korean rapper. He's a singer, right? You know, Jay Park. He's a great guy. He's a star. He's a star. Huge star. The international star.

Big star. Yeah. I know Kala is coming, so maybe we'll just do some warm-ups, but... Some warm-up. Well, let's do some vocal exercises. Babbo-babibi. Yeah, yeah. Let's do some vocal...

Because I would have learned how to do vocal exercises through a musician. Br-brbrbrbrbrbr... Right? That's another one. Babi-babi-bobobi, babo-bi-bobobi. Yeah. Anionseyo. Anionhaseyo.

Anion hazeyo. That's a good one. You know what? Yeah. I gochoo chokombe Gochukkajee Yeah Yeah

Dumb's like what I'm doing it? Hananim, Hananim You know, at Hananim. Hanim. Hananim is Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Hananim.

Hananim. Hananim. Yeah, I like doing Koteu Hananim. That's penis Jesus. That's what I like to do. Oh, the Christians man. I like that. Oh, the Christian's angry.

Jesus's penis is very... Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? It's very what? Burphy? What? It's magical, dude. It's magical.

A lot of energy. We're made in his image. Yeah, we are. There we go. You go to a church in Korea Town. That's awesome. With Rex Dizzy. You ever do red leather, yellow leather?

Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. When you're tongue-tied, right, like if you're, you're an actor. Yeah. Why did you? Wait, why you have to laugh like that? I'm a serious act. He goes, yeah.

You're an actor. He's out a new TV show coming out on Netflix. Yeah, man. Yeah, it's like, blah, blah, blah. He's the guy from sweet creams. Sweet cream. Cream dreams, right? Both of you.

Cream cream, great. Sweet cream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. From the minds behind sweet cream. I love it. Andrews, did see sweet cream? I did.

You did see the movie? I did. Oh, wow, wow. Yeah, I thought you did excellent. Honestly, that's, that's what I was. I thought you were riveting in that. I was a little pissed off about my cameo, but. Oh, yeah, you weren't that, too.

I remember that. Yeah, yeah. Split second. Yeah. Yeah, you were great. Oh, I don't like compliments, but thank you so much. I appreciate it. I thought she did really good.

Could I just say something? I want to say that, you know, Dumb Founden's energy when he's around you. Right. Hits different. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He acts different.

He acts different. He brings a lot of joy, you know? I remember, I remember when you got back from that one boat thing, remember? Yep. What Leo was on it and everybody. Martha Stewart. He was acting real. Tom Brady.

Yeah, you were acting out of pocket. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. I didn't tell him shit after that. You came back to L. You never took me. on a yacht, I gotta say. I've never been invited to one.

You think I never be invited to that one? You've invited me to a Korean barbecue at most. I understand that. He has a different lifestyle and different ecosystem, right? Of people that what I'm saying to you is that when you got back from that shit, you were like

your swagger. Let me get to say something, you're not him. I know that he takes you to these boats with Leo and everybody, but that doesn't make you I'm not trying to be a part of that. I'm not trying to be a part of that. You're his assistant. You're your MPC. You're an NPC. Okay? Look, I'm just happy to be at these space or to be invited. I understand. But the way you were coming back like, yeah. You know what it is? When you're

around people who are doing amazing things, it makes you feel a little better and you feel confident and more motivated to do great things. Well, after you got back from that, you got on a TV show. That's right. You think that had something to do it? I think it rubbed you in that. It rubbed off on. Yeah, it rubbed off on. One rubbed off on him. You were like on that boat. Leo's doing good. That man was touched on the boat.

We're together on a boat. The love boat. I was not touched on any boat. Yeah, yeah. Boats are rockets. Oh, he touched you, baby. Yeah. Somebody.

He was set. I was not touched by anybody. Yeah, yeah. I was touched by the spirit of everyone there. Yeah. Came back with a pep in his step. When you see a spirit, you mean dick? Yeah.

He was filled with the spirit. No, no, no. Did you guys stay on that boat? We did. It was a cruise. Oh, so there's cabins where you sleep. Yeah. Yeah.

And so you're on a boat with Leo on a boat. And Toby McGuire. You have Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah. Martha Stewart. Yeah, why do you keep bringing up Martha Stewart? I feel like that's the biggest flex. Isn't that the biggest flex?

Did you fuck Mother Stewart? No, no, no, no. You guys have been bringing it up on her a couple times. No, but it's like, it's amazing. I mean, I was stunned a little bit, you know? Wouldn't she be shocked if you? What? Martha Stewart.

Yeah. So, and there's probably a lot of people you didn't know that. that was on that boat. I didn't know anybody. Okay. I mean, like, Sting pulled up on a little jet seat. Performed an acoustic set.

Oh, my God. We were both like, why the hell are we on this boat? Yeah. You all have to dress in white, you know how these guys, you know how, that level,

it's not a day party. But you know how they, or whatever color. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like vanilla sky. Eyes white, white, eyes white,

the vanilla sky. You know, Bobby got invited to you said vanilla sky. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you got invited? You got invited to one of those parties. What party? Remember where everyone was wearing white?

A sex party? It was a sex party, but I tell her that Martha Stewart wasn't in there. Nah, no. She was not there. Stuart Little was there. Stewart. Wait.

Wait. Mine had a cartoon character. That's Stuart Little. Buggy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Road runner.

The roadrunner, roadrunner. Yeah, yeah. Meep. Me, me. Mee. Speedy Gonzalez. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I get...

Cartoon. Wait, is that Stuart Little? What's Stuart Little? What's Stuart Little? Mouse on the car, in the car. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The cartoon, right? Yeah.

Did you mean to say Stuart Litter? Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. That's him. He was laying pipe. God damn, Stuart. Yeah, yeah. Big dick, though.

God damn. You got some fits, too. Stuart Little. That's the outfit. That was funny. And that's the kid from Jerry McGuire, right? Yeah, during that time, he was kind of like the... Killing it.

Thick glasses. Yeah, yeah, real cute. Yeah, he was killing it. Yeah, he was on everything. Yeah, yeah. Where is that kid now? Hey, Kalila. Hey, Kalila, do you know, Anderson?

I know him. I don't think we met. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Do you know? Dumb. Do you know star? You guys know each other?

Yeah. Yeah. One through 10, give me a dumb's talent, do you think? Right off the rim? In general. Jesus Christ. Why would you do that? It just in everything.

His rapping, stand-up comedy. You know what I mean? I think that he's, you know, classic does it all. So it's a 10 out of 10 for me. There was a moment from this pod that rubbed me the wrong way, though. Okay. Oh, let me hear your grievances. Not from you guys, but Andrew Lopez was on here.

And he said, he said, you know why I like Dunfounded? He's okay at everything. He's made at everything. Were you here? No, no, no. But I heard that part. I was chewed in. Shots fire.

And I was drunk one night and I confronted him about that. What did he say? I think he felt a little uncomfortable that I called him out on. Because he was joking. Because when you get drunk, you call people out. You get to people's face.

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. You get a little wild. Anyway, do you get drunk with Dumpfounded ever? All the time. Yeah, I just completed dry January, though. Oh, wow. Congratulations.

You really did. He stuck it through all the way. It was my first one. Wow. Yep. And she did nothing, no cocaine. Well, crack. Of course, crack.

Seltious crack. Yeah, yeah. Come on, I'm not a fucking. There's vitamin C.A. Crack. Yeah, yeah. Electrolites. Yeah, yeah.

I did take shrooms and stuff. That's fine. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. From the earth, you know? Yeah. What's wrong? Why is there something wrong? Yeah, because I think, whenever I look at your face sometimes,

I can see your mind going, what do I say? What do I say? That's not what I was thinking at all. That's my bell's palsy. Oh, that's your bell's palsy? Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Now, we're all staring at your face. My bad.

Yeah, I apologize. So, a lot of times, I think that, can I just be honest with you, between you two, right? That out of you two, I find him to be much sexier. That's what you wanted to say. That's what I wanted to say. You know what? Those are facts.

That's the utter truth And I'm sticking by it And I assure you when we're out and about The ratio of women that are more attracted That's about, it sounds about right Wasn't always like that There was a time No

There was a time what? That I was pulling more girls than Anderson Yeah It's been a while but there was a time There was a time Wow what year was that I mean That time

Yeah yeah yeah You piece of shit Yeah Were you Filipino Samoan before? But can we say, look at my date. Your date is hot. Baddy. That's a little lees of keys right there.

Yeah, yeah, that's very pretty. Yeah, man. But you were all personality back then. I was all personal. But I didn't lose weight everywhere. Yeah. Definitely, yeah. You drumming then?

Yeah, I was drumming then. Yeah, yeah. Well, your talent probably rode through that. I was big on, like, I was in the friend zone a lot. And I was really like, like, really silly and a class clown type of guy. And sweet kid. Look at that. Look at that, Marian.

He looks like you too. He looks like a stud. He looks like a stud. That's me. I was in my stead era. That's in your stud era. I literally thought that was a woman. Get you somebody that can do both.

Is that set it off? Queen Latifah said it off. It's crazy. This is my boyish look. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Yeah. What face is that? What face is that?

Yeah. That first phase, wow. I was a shy guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Damn. Wow. What a glow up.

That's incredible. Yeah. So, went from that. Never stop believing, kids. I know. Yeah. But when you went from that, you know, to this, right? Was there a long transition or did it happen like in a year?

Like high school, senior year? You know, I graduated and I was on a mission right after high school. I was like, I'm going to get, I was a virgin pretty much. I was like, I'm getting laid. I'm going to lose weight. I, like, change my eating habits. I was, like, running on the treadmill all the time. And, like, within, like, two years, I kind of, like, transform.

You transformed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I was the same. Really? I never transformed. I never went through my transformation. No transformation.

Yeah. But in the sense that, like, you know, I felt like I didn't get a lot of girls back then. Yeah. And it took a long time for me. Yeah. Like in my 20s and stuff. Yeah. And then when it, here's the thing.

When it does happen, it's incredible. Yeah, you're relentless. You're making up for the last time. Yeah, exactly. You're on a rampage. I remember the first time, I've talked about it before. When I was 24, Jennifer, there was this girl at a comedy club. She's seen in the front row.

And a week later, we had sex. And we were in her mom's house because I was young. And we were her mom's closet because she was out of town. And we were 69ing. In the closet? In the closet? How do you do that? I had never 69 before.

Yeah, it was a standing. That's how fucking. She was. She was. Just going to town. I didn't circus so late yet. It's insane in the closet. It was like a walking closet.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was a walking closet. And I remember 69 in your right. And I remember obviously. Are you tearing up thinking? Yeah, yeah. No.

I'll tell you. This man's eyes are walking. Thinking about it. I'm so emotional. It's emotional. I'm so emotional. I'm so emotional about it. And I remember grabbing your cheeks looking up under the ceiling, but I was looking at God.

Wow. And I was literally crying. Wow. And I remember I muttered this. I go, with quivered lips. I go, thank you. She's like, I go, thank you, Jesus. It was a miracle, man.

Yeah. Do you remember the first? My first 69, yeah. In a closet? There was so much hype around 69 before you actually tried it. And when you try it, you're like, what even is this? Yeah. Oh, what are you talking?

about. Remember, that's all in high school. That's all you would talk about. 69. 69. Yeah, yeah. I think the hype is there. Don't you think it's up to it? Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot going on in the 16. Were you confident in your 69 when you were going in? Which I had never even heard of it when she said it. Wow. She had to do a like a little tutorial. She proposed it. Yeah, she proposed it. Wow. You guys, you want to do 69? Can we kiss first? I go you want me to eat. You're going to do a handstand. 69. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because I thought 69 was get out of the restaurant. Okay. Oh, that's 80. Oh, that's 80.

You've been 86. I'm not going to number. No, no, that's dining ditch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when she said it, I didn't know what I meant. She was explaining it to me, right? Uh-huh. And I go, interesting.

Explaining the interesting concept. It's interesting concept. It's interesting concept. Wait, wait, was she like Asian, too? Why? Why? I was just going to say it had to be. High-five or no. Yeah. Why did it have to be white?

I just think like, wow, like, if she proposed it, that was more of like white girl. But not only that, it's in the 90s, right? So you think you're breaking some sort of like barrier? Yeah. Yeah, because now it's common. Yeah, yeah. Right? But in the 90s, I felt like I was probably the second or third Asian country.

You did it with a 69. Yeah, yeah. I felt like I should be in the, that's in Wikipedia. That's in the Wikipedia. It's like a handbook now. Like it was almost like so forbidden. Right. It was like winning the lottery.

No. Like I couldn't believe it. It's very intimate. If it was some Tran, Tran, you know what I mean? Some girl named Finging, you know what I mean? Oh, you mean? You have some four foot three Vietnamese girl named Ving Vinging. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It'd be like, oh, this is a standard. Right, right. Still cry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, still cry because it's a miracle, but not as like a spiritual awakening. A trailblazer. Yeah, yeah.

But I felt like they should build a statue of me, right? So when it happened, you know what I mean? It was just like, it was just like, the sky's opened up and I thought you know what I mean I believe in God in that I kind of imagine you being the upside down standing up he's the one hand she's holding you huh

why do you think that I don't know I just feel like that would be cute or that's small I don't know God man you trigger him I did nothing wrong here what year did you guys did you guys lose your virginity

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I was a little tight. A little tyke. Not like freshman or sophomore year? Yeah. of high school? I mean, I was also a sophomore. I was like 15, and the girl was a freshman, and she had already been around the block.

And she was like, all right, today we're going to have sex. And I was a kid that used to get picked up by his parents from school, and this girl, like, took the bus. So that was already like, whoa, I'm going to go on the bus with her. She was a bus kid. So he was going to get on the bus with me. She was very, like, bossy. And she's like, we're going to have sex.

Can I tell you the color? What was the color? She was Latin. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. So many high fives. Yeah, yeah. What's wrong?

It's like high school. I think the crazy is super bad right here. I think the high fives have gone away. I think we should bring it back. Yeah, bring it back. Anyway, continue? Yeah, so she was Latina and she was like going to have sex. We went to her place and she lived in the hood.

She was like in this like crazy, sketchy neighborhood. When you say hood, what does that mean? She just like, you know, there was like gang bangers and stuff. It was a little sketchy. And her ex was like a big. gangbanger and so I was like what blood Crip? He was in a Latino gang. LK.K.

No, no, no. It wasn't that. I just I think we'll just keep it. Yeah. Okay, let's not call anyone out. Yeah, yeah, we'll call it. But we're in there and you know when you're like, when you have sex first time you want to do all the stuff you see in porn and stuff? Oh, right, right. And I remember I was trying to like do that stuff right away and she like sat me down and looked at me and and she said, you can't do that. You don't know how to do that. Just lay down.

let me take control. Oh. And I was like, oh shit. So I laid down and she got on top and she started riding me. I was just like, wow, I'm just happy to be here. And I looked out, I looked out the window and her ex-boyfriend is riding his bike in circles. Wow. Outside.

And she sees and we both see him. I'm like, holy shit. And she's like, hold on. And she goes and closes the curtain and it gets back on. Wow. Were you crazy? Scared of this dude? I was petrified.

Yeah. But I was still like, just. in the moment and then yeah she got off and then that was it and then her parents came and we had to like rush and get ready Eckhart told it. Yeah. Stayed in the moment. I stayed in the moment. Crazy though I didn't I didn't do

anything after that like I was like a sophomore and I didn't really like have sex after that until. But can I say about this experience did you wear? Did you cover? I did. You did? Yeah yeah. And then um... Because it was exciting then to like oh you're wearing a condom to even show that you had a condom was like

such a cool guy move even for me as a young girl to be like, oh, what flavor condoms do you have? Remember that? Lager cond. Yeah, and then the Planned Parenthood would have, like, the banana. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flavor.

Yeah, and it was just like such a stupid flex. Oh, so long tongue. Condoms being like tough to figure out too. Yeah, yeah. I was nervous to put on the card him the first time. What flavor, like, dingon jiga? Banana. Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's not flavored. Taro. Oh, yeah. It's not fried chicken, you can't do that. Bobati, Boba tea, milk. That was my favorite. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, when you, they're flavored, it's always fruity. Yeah. Right, right. But as a condo, we should try to experiment with other foods. What do you think? Let's do it. Let's create a- Flaming hot Cheetos.

Yeah, yeah, flaming on Cheetos. Let's come up with a company. Kimchi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, kimchi. Yeah, probably.

We did you Pringle? Yeah. Pringle. Once you pop. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So then after that experience, you didn't have sex for a while. I didn't.

Not until I was in my 20s. It was like I, we did it that. one time and I couldn't, I couldn't figure it out. We couldn't, like, do it again. And, yeah, it was always, it always escaped me. Yeah. And then you, since the first time you... Yeah, I've had sex since the first time.

I've had sex, yes. No, but I remember I was taking... You know what's so funny? What you just said in there? Now you're triggered already. You're triggering me, dude. Okay, I'm sorry. I know you do get a lot of women.

But you know, you know what the game... I know you get a lot of women. I don't, I don't get a lot of women. You don't? I get a fair amount, I guess. No. Nope. No, you get a lot of women.

Not compared to you. No, this guy's on Raya. You are the last dragon of Raya. You are the last dragon on Raya. Do you have a type? Ooh, that's a good question. Cross-eyed. Okay.

I like that. He likes like cross-eyed. Cross-eyed wazions. Nice. Tall, long-faced. He likes long-faced. Cock-eyed. And then I like eye.

Guys. Cockye. I do. A little cock guy. Just a slightly cross-eyed. Yeah. And I'll connect. And me and my therapist

figured out why. You know why, right? Because your mom was a little cross-eyed. No, no, that's not why. Oh, sorry. Oh. I see. That's not why?

Why is it? Because you're a little cross-eyed. No. God damn. What, goddamn, dude. Shots fired. No, because I hated you for. 10 years, I'm a little cross-side.

Who has more cross-side? You or me? You guys dated for 10 years? Yeah, you didn't know that? Do you know the lore here? There's a lore that exists around the school. That's amazing, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're able to do the show together.

Well, we can talk about that in a second, but can I... Please. I'm talking about a cross-eyed. No, not talk about the cross-side. I want to take my therapist. Oh. So we figured out that I like women that are the complete opposite of me. And it's all about mating and having children.

Right? So when I was a kid, I looked at my parents and I said, my brother and I both, as a kid, all were fucked. Because we knew that our parents were five foot. You know what I mean? So I knew that when I was going to grow up, I was going to be five foot. And so in my mind, I'm like, and also I don't like the way I look. So there's a combination factor going on.

So I'm looking for somebody that's tall, skinny, right? And a long face because my face is so round. Right. For kids. For kids. Yeah. It's just what I'm... You want to offset your own genetics.

Yeah. But what I... Who wants to break the curse? But my therapist posed a question. It's like, why do you think it's a curse? Because you're a very good looking person. So it's a self-love, like, issue?

I think it's a self-love issue. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tomorrow he starts dating someone identical to him. Oh, he loves him so. How sweet. Trent, Tran. Have you made for Trent, trend?

Yeah. That was your joke Callback It was a callback You originated Really good time Thank you for supporting Yeah yeah

What was the thing before That I was gonna get back to Something that Anderson said Oh he didn't know that you guys did it for time Oh yeah Yeah yeah yeah Whoa Oh no I'll tell you

Here's now though Okay So let me ask you guys that question Okay I have a beverage Excuse me Okay Oh

Nice I've had a lot of people have a problem with me and Kalila still working together and being so close. Who does? Other comics I've had disagreements with and they said, how can you do a podcast with an ex, especially how long you guys date it and this and that? And I've, I'm friends with all my exes and I have great relationships with all of them. And how do you guys feel about this? Can you have a great, could you work with an ex and have a great relationship with an ex? Yes, I think so.

I mean, you know, we're at the age. We're, you know, mature enough to do that, right? I mean, yeah, I think it just depends on how it ended. Yeah, I think it's case by case. Yeah. Because I couldn't work with some of my exes. I would, like, rip their dicks off if I saw him on the street. So it's case by case.

Yeah. I mean, you co-parenting, is that technically count as, like, working together with when you have kids, usually it's forever, so you guys are going to have to work it out, whether you're still married or together or not as the kids get older, you guys have to figure that out. So, yeah, we learned how to co-parent. And it's been cool. It's, like, really cool.

We're really nice to each other, and our kids are getting older, and it's cool to be able to show them that they can, you know, it can exist. You can work together as a family. That's a good, man. Yeah, he is, man. You met him when he went to that soccer game, and he fanned out on, you remember?

Oh, yeah, yeah. And that was his mother. Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't remember. The Korean woman was. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I remember that. And he's very handsome. Yeah, yeah, that's my boy.

Yeah, in fact, he wasn't touched by what you were touched with as a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he didn't get the touch. He wasn't. I went through that so he wouldn't have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Certain things that we have to go through in our generation. But, yeah, he's like 2.0.

He's faster, stronger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. smarter, bilingual. Amazing. Yeah. Wow. I think that's what you, you want to,

when you have a children, you know what I mean, you want to have their, I guess that's the whole point of it. Yeah. Is that when your kid to have a better life? Well, I'm the same. I'm like,

I think I'm attracted to like opposite. His mom is very, like, different, very like, into different things I am into. And just completely, if you see us together, sometimes people were like, whoa, like,

how did that happen? Give me top, give me a top five important things when you, for you in terms of attractiveness. Okay, top five. Wow. Listen up, ladies.

Pull out your notepad. There we go. I'm big on, okay, I'm big on hygiene. Raise your hand hygiene. Yeah. I mean, it's not the most important. I mean, it's not. That messes me up, especially now.

I think pretty girls, they think they don't have to brush your teeth and stuff. I mean that yes. You know, like I think there's, I don't know, something's going on, but yeah. I dated a girl, right? I went to her house, right? And I go, I smelled like cat litter.

Yeah. Right? And I go, why does it smell like cat litter? She goes, I just throw the cat litter underneath the bed. Yeah. That's crazy. You're kidding. No, and I looked underneath the bed, and she didn't have a litter box.

It was just cat litter on the ground. That's insane. And the cat just pee and pooing. And every couple of months, I clean it out. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm talking about it. 15 bags of cat litter underneath there.

That ended it. I still had sex with her, but after that. Yeah, I was like, you're cleaning it out, so you're there cleaning it out. I can fix it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So hygiene? Hygiene. Okay.

Hmm. I think, like, music taste. Oh, shit. You're speaking his language. You're speaking of my language. Let's talk about this guy right here, right? Not in front of Grammy nominated. How is it?

He said that LinkedIn. Park was better than the Beatles. Would you agree? Oh, that's a bold statement. That's a bold statement. It's a hot take. He's just basing it off of record sold, though. Not actual, like, quality of the music.

One of those guys. No, no, no. Record guys. I did some meditation on it. Yeah. Did you really? I did some meditation on it, you know what I mean? And I did a couple of meditations.

And I realized that, no, the first initial argument was Lingham Park is just a better band. Nope. Right. Okay, we, you know what I mean? I have my point of view, you have your point of view. Okay, exactly. So, how do you feel about that, guys?

I think that's rage bait or something. That's what you call rage bait. I think he's looking to get a rise out of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Lincoln Park, respect to them. Respect.

Yeah, they did. I mean, they were big and they have huge songs. You're huge songs. You know, they invented the mashup. Oh, yeah. Very good. Beatles didn't do a match. You know.

But Beatles did a lot of stuff. I mean, Beatles are some of my favorite. They're really, my favorite groups. So we got... Music taste, hygiene. I like girls that are, like, nurturing and, like, affectionate.

Oh. Tender. Like, BDA? Well, they just, they're, like, they, like, want to take care of me. Yeah. Oh. I like that.

Now, what if you dated a girl and you try to hold her hand? And she was like, I don't do public affection. Is that a red flag? I think I would be a little, like, turned off if I went to put myself out there to hold her hand and then she, like, didn't hold it, pulled away. That would probably hurt me a little bit. But I'm also the type that you get more points with me

or like it'll last longer if you don't give me everything right away. I'm like one of those guys that the long. longer you let me chase it, that's how it's going to probably stay longer. That's all guys? Yeah, yeah. I think I was different. No, that is different. That's all guys. Yeah. I'm also into 69.

Someone that's down for that. It's a big, that'll get you top priority. Yeah. Also, I don't like it when it's like. And I like someone that believes in God. Yeah. Yeah. God-fearing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God-free of hearing. Godfuring 69. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, because 169, sometimes, I did this girl, she's like, that's like, that's like a birthday thing.

like on your birthday we 69 I can't I can't wait every year you want it regular I want it I don't want it every time I need it on the double I don't need it on tap

Yeah On tap is crazy On tap 69 Yeah but I still want it frequent Yeah right right Yeah yeah Do you go for the butt If you're doing 69

What Do you go for their butt Like do you're doing any taint Can I just say It's a Lord of the Rings traveling aspect. Like going on a quest. Yeah. So you're down at what you're supposed to be.

And then you have to go through the mines and morrier. Right? You have to go to the swamp land. You know, to get to Mordor, right? There's a lot. There's a lot of traveling. There is, yeah. Yeah, so it's hard.

I don't know. Do you pull down? I don't even know how that works. You know how that works. I actually don't. I actually don't, dude. No, no, no, no, no. No, no.

You don't have to answer. I'm not going to answer it. Okay, cool. All right. What's your list, dumb? My list? Yeah, yeah. I do like to be on a kind of similar wavelength, on an intellectual level a little bit, you know?

Is that boring or what? What is that boring or what? His face just like, I'm not saying I'm super smarter. They got to be able to say this. They're going to match me. Like jokes wise. I've never dropped you off and then drove home a thing. That was a really intellectual

I had with a young C.S. Lewis. Yeah, like, or Nietzsche? Did you drop off Nietzsche? Not like... In fact, I think I know less when I drop people. What's my name?

No. Yeah. I just want to, like, if I'm cracking jokes, like, we're, you know, on the same level of jokes. Oh, good, that's what you're saying. That's a sense of humor, then. That's humor. Yes. Humor.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The humor level? I like that. Okay. I like what I like, you know. I like what I like.

You like it, I love it. You like it. Love that song, dude. You're new single. You're new single, yeah. I like taste, but not necessarily just music taste, but like. Fashion taste. I think that's something, you know?

You want fashion taste. I like a little fashion taste. Yeah. You know. Oh, I see. I like health. People care about their wellness, too. Like, if you're wearing Balenciaga, you know, not like that. Like what do you, I have a brand.

Style. Vintage, little thrift shirt, you know, I like a little micro bang here and there. Like the boom bang? Yeah, I like a little 500 days of summer here and there. What about a bang down there? A little koochie bang? Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

No, no, no, just, I don't know, a little quirky. Oh, you like it. Cool. I like a little quirky, hip hip hip. Hip hip. Hip. He likes the microbang. I like a little bit of this.

I see. Yeah. Yeah, because you showed me a photo of somebody the other day, and I thought, that's not my thing. We have different texts. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. She goes, well, you think of this?

And I go, not my thing. You said like that? Yeah, it's like white. You like these white girls that they do look like art teachers, kind of. So it is similar realm. They're usually wearing overalls or like a jumpsuit. You know what I mean? Like.

There's a demographic that he has, for sure. I would say I'm more attracted to the girls you're attracted to. You like girls as well? At some point I thought I did, but I think that I just like looking at girls. And the girls that I've seen him with, I'm like, oh, they're like cool. Right. Like. Was there like a feminine trait that Bobby had that you were kind of attracted to that was like,

this also fills in my like feelings for women as well. You want to talk about my first lesbian relationship? Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying, was there like a lesbian trait that, you know, We all might have a lesbian trait here or there. You know, I have a lesbian trait. He hasn't blinked. No, I genuinely just, ew, like, you're a must, but I genuinely just thought he was, like, super attractive.

Nice. Yeah. Yeah. He was really hot. Funny, right? Yeah. Look at Bobby's eyes. But not even just the funny.

Look at Bobby's eyes. Like, I grew up in Asia, right? Like, I grew up a lot around, like, Koreans, Japanese. Yeah, yeah. So you don't discriminate it against that. I, my idea of hot was always, number one, Asian dudes are always hottest to me. Nice.

I love hearing that. Yeah. That's so refreshing. Did people say like because you liked Asian dudes number one did they say like you have a fetish? No because I'm Filipino I'm Asian too Yeah Because Mexican girl really loves Asians I was like why does it have to be a fetish when it comes to like Asians

I feel like like oh yes you have Asian But you know why because white men have abused it Ah right right they made it hard for the rest of us You okay Bobby? Yeah, you're still thinking about a dumb's comment Yeah, I'm not being real Maybe just be real with you Yeah, go, please. I went inside myself

And A rage A rage No, a rage occurred to my heart You got a little K rage I got a little K rage there You know what I mean? It's war

Was because he said school teacher With overall? No, no He thought that I looked like A lesbian war Yeah No, I didn't think you look like it But that was that vibe

That was the intention No, getting in tune No, you're not getting in tune You're not getting in tune And these are fighting words Okay Fuck you dude No but here's the thing

In this generation Every woman wants a man to have A feminine trait Like everyone does Oh so you do you have a feminine trait Look at his jacket I would say Wait what

It's a great jacket You got fashion My sister's jacket You got fashion Yeah My sisters aren't into that They want masculine They want like

It's quiet men Like meathead types I can fix shit and like fight and protect and stuff. Right, right. Yeah. I don't have that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't have that? No, I was, that's why I needed to have something, though. That's why I was like got into music and was happy. I was like naturally, like that was the thing so I can provide something. Girls love musicians. Yeah. Yeah.

I can provide other things. Yes. Stability. You know. But financial stability. Let's not say. any other types of stability

I want to fuck I'm gonna break it up Anderson I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry can we just specify the stability

can we specify the stability that's I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sure that's a good point

so no emotional stability well he's more nuanced than that you know he's very stable you are I mean yeah

Anyway, yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. I just play softball then. I started playing softball. What is that out? You were excellent in the movie. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right.

That's right. So is Bruno Marr's little? What a pivot. Ah, dude. It's a big aura. Yeah. Yeah. Somehow, like in all of our pictures, we look like we're around the same height,

which is, it's not true. Yeah, yeah. He's very smart how to do that. I don't understand this. He is so talented. Yeah, extremely talented. He is a showman. Yep.

You know what I mean? He's an entertainer. Great voice. I love his songs. And I don't know. He's also just stylish. Look at that. Same height somehow.

What is that? He fixes it in post. How is that? He does it in post. Yeah. No, were you there at the same time doing that with him? Yeah. That was.

That's what I'm saying. I don't understand that. So when you're standing there doing that with him, I don't know what the fuck is. I'm towering over him. You are towering over? And then when it comes back in post, it's just something like that.

You're like two inches taller than that. Yeah. Yeah. It's hair. Yeah, it's the hair. It's the hair. It's the hair. Look at that. Look how skinny we're.

Is he kind? He's kind. He's got a kind art. He don't take no shit, too. Charisma is out of this world. Yeah. The aura is. I can tell.

The aura is absolutely. Yeah, they're very careful. Yeah, when he loves you, he loves you, man. He gives you, he gives you the world. He was like, it's me and you, Andy. Yeah. It's kind of music that stars make. Yeah.

He wanted to really, like, show me, like, things I hadn't done before, because he felt like I hadn't made, like, a big hit yet, so he wanted to, like, show me what it's like to have, like, a number one hit for the first time. And it was a wild ride with that guy. That's so cool, man.

Yeah, see that? All these photos are so. Those are so sick. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. He was very, like, strategic with everything. like every, every photo op, every award show, he was, he taught me like, oh, you can, you got to be in control of your whole shit or else, you know, they're going to fuck you up. So they don't, you don't have a stylist?

I feel like there's a stylist involved in. We had a style. Well, that was the thing. When I met him, I was like in this Gucci phase. Like, I was wearing all kinds of Gucci and stuff because they were at the time was, Alessandro was doing like the 70s vibe. Yeah. So I was always in Gucci. And when we got in this through, he was like, you're a Gucci horror.

Like, why are you always in Gucci? They're already paying you this and now? I'm like, well, I'm like an ambassador, kind of, but I like it. And then next thing I know, he's hitting Gucci direct, and he's like, all right, we're going to wear all Gucci for this and, like, custom-minded stuff. So that was just, that was just what we did. And when we had free time, we go to Vegas and we just go and shop and we just...

Like, if I go into Gucci, I could probably only buy one glove or something because it's so expensive. That's a Gucci jacket. That's a Gucci jacket? That's a good. That's kind of similar. Yeah. That is so dope, dude. Yeah, man.

Yeah. That was fun. Is that Gucci? Yeah, that was a Gucci. No, the sweats sweater you're wearing. Oh, this. No, this isn't. No. I don't know who is. I actually, I got in... Is that Golden Girls?

Yeah, this is my grandma made this one especially. Yeah. Did you have a creative direction for the special going in? This shirt is what I'm wearing. He wore that exact shirt. Yeah. This is the shirt that I wore on my special. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, obviously, no. No, I liked it. Yeah, yeah. No, you... What? Go ahead, rip on me. The creative direction.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rip on my special. I really love the special, by the way. Did you really? Yeah. Oh, thank you. Did already come out. No? No. Okay.

I shot it to. He dumb showed up for me. You know what? And can I say something? That was really kind of you. I drove to San Diego for that. I'm just one of your biggest supporters. Yeah, you drove down to San Diego for me.

You showed up. And you didn't really have a lot of, like, notes, which is good. Because you're the notes guy. I'm not the notes guy. I thought you should have done this better. Why would you? You're very negative. You're very negative.

Yeah, you are. You're negative. I can't contain it sometimes. But do you not give... You give notes, right? I said a thing or two. Yeah, you do. I did say a thing.

Yeah, so what did you say? I was like, I think the outfit could have been better. I did say that. Yeah, you did. I mean, you do have some good fits in the street. Whoa, this getty images. Well, what did you wear for your special? Gobi.

Wait. You got the little fur on the show? Oh, that's a dog. You're walking a dog. Yeah, I'm walking a dog. But like this fit, even if he wore that to the special, I would have been like... That's too distracting. Yeah.

Thank you so much. Okay. You don't want to sit comedian wearing a vans like that. Yeah. What did you actually wear? That? Yeah, that's great. That's going to make me be like, yeah.

I'm rooting for you. Because Ali Wong told me that wear what you wear at the comedy store. Yeah. Regular. Because it's like, I'm not going to wear a suit. Yeah. Everyone wears leather or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not going to do that. Yeah, I'm going to wear what I normally. That is a pretty good fit there, though. No, that's great. Dog walking thing. Okay. Anyway, can you? Catch your little juice.

It feels weird. It feels weird. That people take photos of me. that. Parades. Yeah, yeah. That's the weirdest thing, especially when you go to, like, a restaurant and they do it.

Yeah. Do you like it? That's worse things. Oh, there's worse things in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's pretty cool, because I'm always, like, around people that are like, my mom and, like, family are always, like, they're always quick to bring up things like, like, why didn't you get the Grammy this year?

Why didn't you, where's your name on the thing? So when I, like, people come up, like, see, told you I was lit. Like, I fucking. Famous to you, kind of. That those comments trigger me. Yeah. Every time I link with my mom, it's like, oh, Anderson really famous now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, mom, he's been famous. I don't know why it triggers me, you know. It just makes me feel like, it's like those comments I take it as like. You're not as talented. That's what you tell your mom. I'm not as talented. No, no, no, no.

I mean, it's so simple. Okay, no, no, no. But I get triggered because I, you know, It makes me feel like I'm not doing stuff. It's like me going to a museum and seeing Bangal. I'm triggered. Why, Bob? Because I can't.

Because people love this. Why is it not me? And then you can't do that. No, no, no. And I go, oh. Yeah, so what is the triggering about? Never mind. Let's move on.

I don't want to move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. No, no, no. I want to help you. That's like a universal parent. Yeah, yeah. Where it's like whether they're pitting you up

against your own cousin or somebody else. Like they always make that comment, like if they cannot like practice restraint in that department. Is it a comparing thing? You think they are trying to compare us? I don't know if it's just to, again, might be rage big because my mom says some shit all the time.

And it's not even about like famous people. It's always about a family member that might be doing better or having more kids or something to that effect. I feel like you can probably relate to that. In the beginning, yes, but now no. What would she come? Who? I think I got to the point where they're like, you can't say shit.

But who would she compare you to? Every single person on planet Earth. Like a little wharf on the street. I got your back. I got your back here. One of the biggest family blowouts I have ever seen was between him and his mom in Hawaii because she told him to his face,

why aren't you BTS? Like why aren't she as famous as BTS? And he had a meltdown, and I had to physically like, he, remember that? So you should. It's so crazy that you're saying this one. That is insane. You're committing with five guys.

That's a five person. You would get set. International five person group. He got out to the mom. So his mom was like just scrolling on her iPad and every picture was a picture of. She's a huge BTS. Or somebody in the group and he lost his shit. And he was like, Mom, I'm handsome.

She wasn't doing that. The problem wasn't, that's not why we got in a fight. That's exactly what we got to have. I was like what. I was like what tipped it over. What tipped it over is that my phone was attached to her phone.

Oh, yeah. Do you remember that? The ICloud thing, right? So it's like, she did 20,000 screenshots of BTS and they would all be downloaded onto my phone. So I spent all day deleting BTS photos off of my thing.

That's what I was mainly mad about. Right. Yeah. What? That's not what I heard. All right, tip for tag. Because you were like, mom, I'm famous too. There's only one of me. And then you know what she said? She goes, yeah, but different kind.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, different kind of fame. Yeah, different kind of fame. Yeah, yeah, yeah, different kind of fame. Okay, maybe you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what led me to make the movie that we did. Oh, good segue. Really good segue.

What's the movie? No, wait, stop, stop. I'm not going there yet. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was smooth. That's what, yeah.

Very smooth. I have one more question before, and then we'll go into promoting your movie. What about that? Can we agree with that? Yeah, let's do it. Okay. The Super Bowl, when you played the drums.

Oh. And to me, can I just say something? You know, people talk about Whitney, Super Bowl, Michael Jackson, but to me, that Super Bowl was epic. Yeah.

Because I think it very, it kind of personified L.A. Yep. At the time. Whoa. You have the legends up there. Yep. Now, can I ask you a question about that?

Yeah. Did you know all these guys before? Yeah, so I'm actually signed to Dre. There you are. Yeah, Dre signed me in 2016. And I had worked with Mary Jay on her album. I worked with Eminem as well. And yeah, I knew everyone on the stage,

but it's so different when you're up there playing, lose yourself on drums in front of like millions. It was just like, wow. And when I was, before I was playing, I was like, should I not smile? Like, should I keep it cool? This is M&M. But once I was on stage, I just couldn't help it.

You were wild. Yeah. It was so good. I forced my way into playing because when they announced it, it was, I wasn't supposed to be playing. It was, you know, everyone was on the flyer. And I was like, shit. And here goes my mom.

I'm like, why aren't you, why aren't you on that? Aren't you signed to Dre? Like, they should have had you on there. I'm like, I'm working on it, mom, hold on. So I called Dre and I'm like, Dre, what's going on? Like, let me play a hi-hat or something. Like, get me in there. I'm signed to you.

He's like, all right, AP. I'm going to figure out something. And I was like, cool, I'm going to make my own flyer until then. So I, like, got on Photoshop and I made my own flyer where I, like, I photoshopped myself, like, in the thing. Yeah. And I posted it, and then he called me back. He was, like, cracking up. He's like, look, what do you think of, like, playing with Marshall for lose yourself and you on the drums?

And I was like, yeah, let's do it. And it was just epic. Right, right before we got onto the field, you know, like you have your inners in. Yeah. And I hear Snoop say to Dre like, hey, cuss, is it lauddy, da, di da, or daady, da die, da. And the lights cut and, like, it's just, like, showtime. And I was like, wow, this is crazy. You forget, like, it was, like, everybody's biggest, you know, show.

You know, those guys are giants. Were you nervous? Yeah, I was. I was just like, don't drop your sticks. Just have fun, be in the moment. But, yeah, I wasn't just like nervous up until like, because I'm coming up this like, razor. Man, it was insane.

I wasn't nervous for you. I was nervous for the bat. For the what? The bat. The bat? 50 cent. Oh. The bat is crazy.

Remember he was hanging upside down? Yeah. I was like, don't fall, don't fall. You know, how embarrassing if he fell? That would have been, yeah, that's bad. Yeah, that's crazy, too. That was crazy. Wait, they let you put your name on the drum.

Yeah. The kick drum, that's crazy. Yeah. Did you fight for that? I mean, because your name just sticks out. There's text literally during the show. Yeah, I wanted people to know it was me. I mean, you're up there.

You know that 50, 60 million people are watching. Yeah. Right? Yeah. That's just, that's the top. It's the top. It's the top. Isn't that, don't you think that that's the top?

Yeah. Where do you go from there? Straight up. Straight up. Yeah. Yeah, it's insane, man. Yeah, I didn't, and I wasn't really thinking about it at the time. But afterwards, I was like, wow, that really was a moment.

And then there's so many months, people are like, what's the biggest one? You know, I have this brain fog because I've been, I don't know, I'm getting wasted, like, for 10 years straight. He has a tour coming up. It's all like arenas with Bruno Mars. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And you mentioned you don't even want to do any of that ever.

You never want to do big. I don't know Bruno. No, no. I think that's the first thing. I don't know Bruno. You told me you want to play be underground and you want to play underground

shows for like that's your thing. What's an underground show? 2,000 people? You said you never want to do stadiums or arenas or anything. I'm not a... I'm not that big number one. Right?

I'm where I'm supposed to be. Yeah, I'm not saying you're supposed to be anywhere. Yeah. If I put in a stadium, 2,000 people would show up. which is a lot Yeah, yeah.

So positive. I think it is for me. It is. I don't care. Right. But you want me to, you know, me, I feel like you're saying that is because look at your friends.

Your friends Theo and Shane and all these guys are. I'm not saying that at all. How come you're like a little drinking clubhouse? I just don't want, I never limit my possibilities, you know, the sky is the limit. And I'm, you know, I don't, I'm not going to be. I think there was a time where I was like, I'm going to be just this.

And everything is okay no matter what. But I still have the same dreams as I was when I was a child. But that was never my dream to be like you two playing a stadium. Wouldn't you want to be on TV and stuff? Yeah, and I already did that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I did movies, I did TV. Yeah, and that's a huge dream because TV reaches millions of people, right? He's more than enough. Thank you, Anderson. Fine. That's what I'm saying. Have you seen his set?

His comedy? Yeah, yeah. What do you think? Yeah, he can sell probably 20 tickets. If you want to get real, let's get real. No, I could sell more 20 tickets. I don't know. I could sell more as 26.

Go to Cleveland and Ohio. I'm fucking... I don't know about Cleveland and Ohio, but... So you're a coffee shop guy? You're asking me about stadiums, but you play coffee shop. I'm not... Oh, my God. If you want to get real, let's get real.

You know what I'm not getting real. I love you. I love you, too. Yeah, yeah, you can do more than that. You're right. I think you were asking me, like, you know, is that something that you want to do? and I just basically said, number one,

I never thought that I would even ever do them. And the only reason why I do them is because, like, Gillis and Theo and some of these guys and Tom and those guys go come and do it with us. So I've done 20,000-seat venues, but it's like, it's not, you know what I mean? I'm not the headliner. But, like, you know, for me to sell four shows at the Balboa Theater

and sell four those out, who's pretty good for me? No, it's great. It was like 8,000 seats. Insane. Yeah, so, you know, I'm doing what I can. Yeah. You know what?

And I think Anderson understands that you, what? No, wait. Yeah. I understand for sure. You do understand. Like, you know, you are where you're at. Yeah, I was his hype man. I started off as his hype man.

Yeah. Then I'm like on Super Bowl. Yeah, look at saying. Literally, it was literally roasting me on stage as I was like being his help. You know what I was like? It was his flavor, flavor. Yeah. Back in the day, he did get mad at me for a,

quick roast I had during a show and afterwards he pulled me to decide like bro don't do that again man yeah like that was really shitty we were in London it was he wasn't where he is now at the time no no he was he really put me on he was the first dude to take me overseas

and wow you know I'm found it had this big audience like and he just opened it up for me and he's like yeah he can come on tour with me and help me out I'll let you do a few songs too he can apologize I'm sorry honestly he's kind of one of the reasons that I feel like I also was like no no I feel like musicians like him should get the

type of spotlight and attention you know what I mean it's like you meet people like him and you're like this is the type of music that deserves to be in the forefront you know what I'm saying so he is I feel like everyone gets what they want though yeah you know like it's about what you want it's not really about what you deserve it's like what you negotiate and what you want for yourself like like I want at one point I just wanted to like I really always wanted to work with Trey. That was like the final boss. I grew up in SoCal, like, as a kid. Like, that's who I listened to. And when I think about it, when I'm working with these people, like, yeah, these are all the people that I've always

wanted to work with now to be able to call them friends and work with them. It's like, damn, it's crazy. It's incredible. Yeah, no, it's sick. It's humbling. I mean, that's the top. It is, man. Bruno and Snoop, everybody. It's like, wow, man. That's fun. And I want to say the dumb, I've been attacking you all. I don't feel a tact. And you know, you and I pick you up. We go to eat dinner together. And we hang out a lot.

And the reason why I do is because I love you. I love you too. I think you're very interesting. Thank you, man. Because you're good at everything. Oh, wow. That's amazing. It's better than being okay at everything.

Lopez. Yeah, and I think you're good at everything. Thank you, man. And I think maybe, and you're also better looking than me. No, no. Yeah, you are. It's all subjective. And I think it's because I'm just threatened.

Oh, wow. Yeah, there's a threatening thing going on. We're not in competition. Yeah, yeah. You know. No, no, no, I didn't mean it like that. Like, I just mean I don't want, I'm not, I don't want to compete against you. I mean, you call me a lesbian earlier.

But I'm going to let that slide. Lesbians are superior. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I just, you know, I just, you know, I just, you know, I know it seems like I attack you and make fun of you, you know, but I think at the end of the day, it's because I respect you. Thank you, man.

And maybe I'm a little threatened by you. There's mutual respect. Mutual respect, you know. And, I mean, if I went to one of the shows, I wouldn't say, well, you should award this like you did to me. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. So you take note of all these little things that I say or do,

and you've made a little petty list. No, be honest. Anderson can back me up. When you get a little drunky drunk, right, you say scandalous things. Let's be honest. Because I can give you 30 examples. I'm not going to do it. I'm going to call you out right now.

But you get really kind of critical. Am I bad drunk? You wouldn't say I'm a bad drunk. I would just give people a peace of your mind. Like you want to just get in and be like, no, you got to do this. You know, give them the. Unsolicited advice. Like that kind of thing.

I apologize. I don't want to do that. All the girls leave and it's just two of you in the room. It's just like, all right, well, you succeeded. It's us now. I'm going to call you. your Uber. I hope you're happy. It scares the women away.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. No more. No more. And, you know, I worry about you sometimes. About just... The party. We talk about some... Yeah, yeah. But sometimes I get a little worried. It's a, it's a tough

thing because we are having fun I feel like we're in a prime celebrating life. It's about you. This is about you. It's about you. This is about you. We're a package here. Yeah, yeah. Okay. No, no, no, you're right. I mean, I should take accountability. I don't know why I'm lumping up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. I'm having a good time. That's good that you are.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't think I'm harming other. I think if there's a problem, it's like I would be harming others around me. And I don't know if I'm technically harming others around me. You are. Well, hurt people. Yeah. Yeah. I think you hurt people emotionally when you're in a state. Maybe. I mean, this is not an intervention. So I let's just move on. Oh my God. Let's talk about the movie. Let's talk about the movie. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, this is the healing.

K-pop, this is the healing. Yeah, yeah. Where's your name? Dump? We have to do top feeling. Stop, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. For the last year and a half,

Dumb's like, I have a movie. It's me and Anderson. Us. No, not. We never said that. Us, us. I have a movie. Anderson, Anderson, me and Anderson.

Me and Anderson. right? I look at the poster. That's me right there, down there with the glasses. No, no, I'm kidding. Nowhere to be found. There is other posters that will be... Can I say I've never seen you build on a poster as well?

Damn. Jeez. Wow. The brother. Can we pull up one? I mean... I mean, there's a borderlands poster with me in it.

Oh, they build you on that. It's the smallest face. Yeah. It's not the one where they're all... Oh, there's the one. Oh, there's one. Oh, no. Nice.

Oh, yeah. That's an NBC sitcom. That's cool. That's a cool poster, too. Okay. So what up? He is in the trailer. What's this?

It's the trailer. You know who's in the trailer on the top of the trailer? Is your friend Danny Cho? Is that Danny? Yeah, that's Danny Cho. I love Danny. Oh, my God, there he is. Yeah, he knows.

He's from L.A. Yeah. Yeah. Looks pretty. There he is. There I am. Wow. Oh, he got nice.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Real hair? Nah, that. So what's the movie about here?

The movie is about a washed-up musician that finds out he has a son that could be the next K-pop star. Oh. So there I am. I'm playing in the live karaoke band and where I meet my... That's a son. Girlfriend. And she pretty much is trying to get me to be serious.

And I'm like, no, we got the weekends at the bar. Things are ticking off. And so she leaves me and goes to Korea. And 12 years later, I'm still playing at that bar. and I get fired. Johnny plays my best friend, Cash, and he fires me, but he's like, I got another gig for you in Korea on this kind of American Idol-type show in Korea

where you can be a part of the backing band. Wow. And I go to Korea, and I don't know this, but my son is one of the contestants, and I find out because my ex shows up to pick him up, and she's like, oh, yeah, by the way, that's your son. I didn't tell you. I just went to Korea and had him,

and you guys figure it out from here. And they build the relationship together a long way. So it pretty much goes from like me wanting to, you know, I end up not wanting to, I end up wanting to really just be a dad instead of just chasing my musical. Did you direct this? I did. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Directorial debut.

Looks incredible. He co-wrote it. Got to blow it. Wow. And how long were you out there shooting? Man. I was shoot, we shot in Korea for about three weeks. We shot in this, I mean, I shot everywhere in the States.

like six weeks, did a couple weeks in Saudi Arabia. The whole, like, it's been five years in the making. Wow. Yeah, I started this during quarantine to go back. You know, my whole house was obsessed with BTS. Yeah. And every, yeah, my son's mom and my son were like, why aren't you BTS? I'm like, what the hell?

All our parents are doing that apparently. Yeah, same thing. I was like, man, you know about BTS? You don't know about BET? So I was like, damn, I was trying to do something that could make me look cool in their eyes. So I was like, oh, gonna write a script for us. And maybe BTS will, you know, somehow notice it.

Are there K-pop people in there? Yes. Like who? Vernon from 17. We have Jay Park. We got Jesse. We got the Rose. We got Kevin Wu, who's like our main, like, star villain in the movie. A lot of cameos that we don't want to spoil. Okay, okay. But there's a lot of K-pop cameos in it.

Oh, there is. And like legacy artists, like Earthwin and Fire. Yeah. Oh. Kirk Franklin. I think he's not going to give away. Oh, yeah. My bad.

Not that. Tom Cruise. Yeah. Tom Cruise. Yeah. You never go. My carot. Caratop.

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of favors. I owe a lot of people. And the choreography. Choreography. Right. How low, like, what happened?

Do you tell them, all right, get it down and then we'll show. Are you there helping the choreography? Yes. I had an awesome. His name was Nick Joseph. But I had him working on the choreography. like months before in prep and I had my son working with him

months before so and he was my son was doing like acting classes and everything had acting teacher so yeah and they did really well because a lot of these the choreography parts we didn't have a lot of time to do and I was making the music as the movie was going so I was trying to get

good enough versions done that they could dance to it and stuff and everybody was like super pro now as a first time director do you have like a storyboard or are you going in blind? I went in with a, like a treatment. And I had a rough idea that I got treatment down for. But I kept, I knew I wanted to direct it.

I wanted to co-write. I didn't want anyone around my son. Just I wanted it to be me and him. So when I would take it to other places, they would be like, this is a cool idea, but we want to take it to a director. We want to take it to a writer, blah, blah. And I was like, no, I want to do it

because all the movies that I grew up watching, I saw that they were the ones that wrote it, like Ice Cube and then were writing Friday. And, like, you know, all these different movies that I've seen, it starts with, you know, you just have to get in there and write it with your best friends or whatever. But I didn't have any background in writing a script, but I was down to learn.

And I got what stamp, I told dummy, I was, like, frustrated. Like, I want to do this film, but, you know, no one believes I can do it. And so he was like, I got these guys that can, that will probably be down for it. We found funding. Yeah. You're good at that too. Yeah.

You're good at that. Pitching. Connected to dots. Yeah. I mean, you couldn't get funding for my documentary, but. We're working on it. You guys are dropping the ball. But for him, very good.

Yeah. The process was a little easier for some reason. I don't know. But still, yeah. It took years, man. It took a long time, man. Yeah, and we finally got some initial funding from Stampede. And I brought them to treatment.

And they were like, yeah, cool. We'll give you, you know, you know, a couple of mill to do. this. And I was like, great. Let's do it. And we ran out of money really quick. But they, and then we had to get more money. Live Nation came in and some Saudi Arabia. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It was like a whole process, man. And they connected me with my co-writer, Kayla Amazon, who was like a godsend because she was obsessed with K-pop. So she really, like, took the idea and really showed me how to write a script and give it layers. And also taught us a lot about like K-pop and the whole thing and how we can bridge it. And yeah, it's,

that we just sat in there and worked. He was in there writing too. And I was also doing like Silk Sonic with Bruno Mars. And so we were doing like the residency. And then when I had time, I would go and write the script and do drafts. And I learned a lot. The strike happened, had to stop.

It was like a lot of stop and go. It was a five year, five year process this movie. Wow. But yeah, we got it into the festivals, which I never, that was like a big thing. Tribeca. Yeah. Wow.

And now it's gonna be in theaters, February 27th at every AMC theater, across the country, about 300. Wow, wow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know, it's, there's a lot. Is this the trailer from Melania?

Are you, I am kind of curious. I'm going to watch it. I'm not going to go to the theater, but I'm going to, you know, I'll watch it on Amazon and whatever. Yeah. But, yeah. You guys got to beat it. It looks beautifully shot. Yeah.

It's kind of. Is this real? Yeah, it's a real. It's a documentary of Melania. Oh, it's a doc. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, that looks insane.

It costs 70 million? 40, 50 million or? Yeah. Oh, right. Doc? Yeah, it's insane. It looks like, yeah. Well, she got 35 million from it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I got a fraction of that. Yeah. I was trying to get a million for Bobby's Doc. They were like, for a doc. Oh, yeah, I was in a K-pop music video called. Oh, you were? Wondergirls, yeah.

Wow. How old were you right there? Oh, it was a long time ago, Dad. This was in K-town, too, isn't it? No, this is in Korea. Oh, in Korea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get that. You're a K-pop OG, man. Yeah, yeah. I've done it all. Yeah. You know, here's a thing about you just, here's a life lesson that people, I want people hear. You're a doer. You're a doer.

You set out to do something. It's not something that, like, it's not in your wheelhouse. You know, you're, you know, you can act. Great musician. Probably one of the best. And, but you decided to go into a territory that you've never done anything. And you just did it. You know, I think that's a big lesson.

Yeah, it is. Because most people are scared. Yeah. And they don't do it. I will say that's one big quality of his that I've been motivated by when I met him. Like he doesn't think anything is out of our reach. Like he can like, oh, yeah, M&M, why don't we get him for a thing? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's like, me, I'm just like, I laugh it off. Like, wow, that's crazy. That's crazy to me. To him, he's never thought anything was crazy. And then he'd be like, why are you already like making, stopping us? Like, why are you already stopping this thing from happening? Yeah. By manifesting that, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, and, like, I've always wanted to direct a movie. Do it. Yeah, I just don't think that, like, I can, but I think I can. You are so good. Yeah. Good at what? I just think when you pick a part, like. All the movies that he does watch, he picks it apart.

he's able to kind of just like, I don't know, you have a really good eye. He's a Sinophile. I'm a Sinophile, yeah, he is. You're very clear about what you love. You're very specific. Here's a thing. I would be so critical.

And I don't know. I think it would drive me crazy. That's why I'd be really good probably. Yeah. I was petrified. I almost didn't do it. Oh, right, right. I thought I was in over my head.

He did get cold feet towards the beginning before we should. When there's time to really do it, it was like, well, I was petrified. I think I'm, you know, I don't know if it's like imposter syndrome or something, but it was like everything was like on the table and I was like, oh my God, I'm going to blow it. I didn't think it was going to get this far. Oh, wow. I tried to get out of it.

And I was. But if you have a good DP, you had a good DP, right? Yeah. I mean, that was really what it was. And he was like a veteran and everybody on set, the team was like, they knew it was my first movie. They took great care of me. And once I was really scared until I got on set, started doing it. And it was like, oh, it was like creative bliss.

It was sick. Yeah. Because you're just like in charge you getting to. Tell her, you know, it's like, sick. Did the DP ever go, no? Yeah, that's why I hired him, right? When we were, he came in when we were, I was like trying to try out DPs. He came in talking about the script, like, this doesn't make sense.

We should do this, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, whoa, you're hired. Oh, I see. And he was like, when we were on set, he's like, we're going to do this, boom, blah. Like, he, he, he, I didn't know anything about, like, blocking and stuff. Yeah. And I knew how I want the dialogue to go and everything. I forgot like, oh, how are we going to block this for the camera?

And, like, maybe we should walk and talk when we do this and all this stuff. And he was, like, really good with helping me do it. I didn't have to think about lenses and all. He was, like, on it. Wow. Because I'm in it. My son's in it. I'm, like, doing a lot of different things.

So certain things, it's like, bro, help me. You know, he was all off with it. Start up to Ed Pie. People don't realize that DP, because I've been in a lot of movies with pretty good directors. And the DP goes, yeah, it's not going to work. Yeah. Like, DP has a lot to do with. Absolutely.

Sure. Yeah. You know, you got to get the right people. I think maybe when you just said that, maybe I could do it if I found the right people. Yeah. But I would definitely do a storyboard. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Because I wouldn't want to know what the shot that day is going to be. The comedy? I didn't say anything. Was that crazy? How would that be triggering? I don't understand. Well, you made an assumption. You made an assumption that it was going to be a comedy?

No, I'm saying, would it be a comedy? I'm asking. Horror maybe? Horror. Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice little Jordan Peel situation. I think that's the easiest kind of movie to make at first.

Because comedies are dying. Yeah. Sorry. Like straight ahead of comedies. It's tough. I can't think of like young. I mean, friendship was, you know, very good. Right.

You know what I mean? But I can't really think a lot of comedy movies. Right. TV shows. Squitched. More TV shows. Yeah, more TV shows. But like in terms of movies, I don't know.

I can't really think. I think we were able to squeeze in a lot of comedies that the feel of comedies that we grew up on into this movie. Oh, cool. So we're, you know, lucky enough to get away with that, I guess, because you're right. It is changing now. Comedy is not, like, thriving necessarily. But, yeah. Yeah.

It's just like, it's funny to you and your friends, and you get in the theater, and it's like, oh, shit. Crickets. Yeah, that's not funny. But thank God I got my son. It's like, it's family, too. Did you do a screening already? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did that go?

It was three, we did the film fest, like three different film fest. It went great. It was, but it made me realize like, okay, this is meant to be in, a theater helps when you got a lot of people, the sound. It's very much like a lot of music. And I learned a lot from the screenings. Like even when it's like, okay, people are laughing. They can't hear the other thing that goes on right after. So you have to kind of like space stuff out and editing and everything.

And you think certain things are going to work. You don't even think certain things are going to work and it's like working. Wow, wow, wow. We got to do a lot of screenings and change certain things, too. Wow. Yeah, but it was, it's tough, man, in certain places. I mean, now it's going to be, everyone's going to see it, so we'll see, everyone's going to have something to see.

And you work five years on something, and then someone's going to turn it on, and, like, in five seconds, it's like, this trash. I know, dude. You know, and that's what I'm, it's depressing, really. Yeah, after I did a movie, I'm like, dude, I got to give movies a little more, you know, grace because people, their life's work. Yeah. I mean, I like bad movies, too. Yeah. I watch everything. Yeah, yeah.

You learn a lot for me. And getting a good editor probably is also important. Yes. Yeah, yeah, very important. Shout out to my ideas. You can change a film. Yeah. Anyway, guys, anything you guys also want to promote? Ah, K-pop's, February 27th, please support it. Thank you so much, Bobby Lee and friends.

Exclusively at E.C. Theater. Oh, yeah. Let me give you some, Bobby. I got some gifts for you guys. I got my own mints. What is it? I love mints. They're called, it's called WAMMints. It's for a drive. drive mouth and dragon breath. Oh, I have drive mouth.

Yeah, they make your mouth wet. It's actually stands for wet-ass mouth, ma'am. What's Andy's? Andy's is my club in WeHo. I got a supper club, live music. You've been there? Yeah, he's been there. I brought him.

Next time I'll take you. Yeah, I saw you. Yeah, you won't have to pay for anything. Oh, I saw you in the club? Yeah, it was with Sherry or Terry? Yeah, yeah. It was when we were with Sherry one night. Yeah, my girl.

Okay, yeah, so that's Andy's in Weho. Got you some swag. I know you like the trucker hats. Can I try it? Please try it. So what's different here? Why does that make your mouth more moist? Oh, I like that it's honey lemon ginger.

Yes, honey lemon ginger. It's doctor formulated. I started it with my partner, my vocal doctor. He's a Harvard graduate. He was looking for something that helped combat dry mouth. It was invented in Vegas. So it's for, you know, you guys do the podcast. It's for performers.

Anybody has to use their voice. It's good. You like it? Sugar-free. So Anderson, When I did my special, the second show, I blew up my voice. Okay. Right.

And the next day, I was going to cancel them. Yeah. Right. I was fucking. So, would this help? This would help. Yeah. It's good prep.

Mmm, I like the flavor. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Nice. Wow. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Packhouse. That's my charity. My charity foundation. And your tour dates, man. And my tour dates. Yeah, come check us out. Look at these stadiums. I don't know how you're going to check it out.

The shit is overly sold out. Look at these stadiums. Don't ask for tickets. But these are all stadiums. But Bruno Mars broke a record for the most ticket sales in the first day of release. Wow. In history. Wow.

And he's on this tour. Amazing. Yeah, there we go. And how many, do you show every night or? Yeah, sometimes it's, yeah, it's probably like three or four shows a night. Some places we're in the same city for like three different shows. Wow. And yeah, he keeps adding dates too.

Hey, there's an Englewood show. Yes, all right. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I want to talk about logistics when you're doing it. You don't have to tell me where, but does Bruno stay in the same hotel as you do? I don't know. Last time I went on tour with him, it was like 2016.

And when we were on, we did a residency last time, and we were in the same hotel. He was in a different, like, room, like a different type of room, but, yeah, it wasn't the same, you know, compound, I guess. I mean, he probably gets a different room than you do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets like a sweet or whatever. You think they got twin beds or what? You had a sweet in Vegas.

I did. Thank you so much about it. That was crazy. I have other logistics if I may. Yeah, yeah. When you're at a show, like you're at a city, right, does he go, yo, before the show, let's go to a restaurant and eat? I mean, how does that work?

I'm concerned about eating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just curious to see how that happens. Yeah, sometimes he does. Yeah, he'll be like, let's go eat. But honestly, like, both of us are the same. We don't really like to eat before the show. We like to get it done, and then we'll afterwards.

He's like, what we're doing after? So is there, here's what I hate when you're on tour, right? When they're like, because I've done theater tours with Andrew. And it's like after the show, like, if they don't have it set up already, right, then you're eating Taco Bell. Yeah. Right? Yeah.

Everything's close. But is there a situation where Bruno can call probably any restaurant and stay open for us? Yep. Right? Yeah. He'll shut it down. Shut it down. Yeah.

Yeah, that dude gets the red carpet. Yeah. That's good power. A lot of that. And every city, like, try our spot out, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I could probably get a canes open for me.

That would be amazing. Maybe. Maybe. That's awesome. Yeah, a canes or something. But, I mean, me and Andrew, one time we were on tour and we sold like a three two to two three thousand seat place and we walked a mile to a taco bell

because there was nothing to eat you know what I mean so that's how we do it yeah that's how we do yeah yeah can I could more logistics if I may so going to city to the city are you in the same flight situation as him or like does because he does he does private yeah right are you in the private so you're doing Southwest I might I mean My budget's different than his budget. So, yeah, I'm trying to, like, keep some of the money that I'm going to make on this tour. It should be great.

So I have to be very smart with my budget. But I don't mind hopping on a jet with him when I can. I'm a little, like, sketched out about private jets, though. I don't mind just taking the commercial flights. It's always the private jets that get a little. What, Butterhot, Buddy, Hale? Epstein's list. Not to be the negative Nancy in the room, but did you?

hear about how the, I don't know what she does, but she's like some head of like traffic air traffic control and she's like the next mid-air collision is going to be out of Burbank because of all the private jets and because of like limited airspace and a lot of commercial flights versus private jets. I heard the same thing. Yeah. It'd freak you out because I'm like, fuck, I fly out of Burbank all the time. I like the risk. Something about living on the end. I live out of it. This could be the day. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I heard that too. Yeah. But specifically Burbank, they said. Yeah, they said. Yeah. Because of the private jets situation.

Yeah. But make sure I don't fly private. Yeah. Yeah. Would you prefer JSX or a regular flight? Oh, no, JSX. I love GSA. I love JSA. I love JSA. I love Jets. It's my favorite. I mean, yeah, JSX is great. I mean, they only go a few places, though. I don't know. Vegas. Yeah, Vegas, San Francisco. So that's fine. It's great. You don't got to deal with the security and stuff as much. I must say if there's any logistics. Oh, so when you're, you know, I'm going to do you. You're on tour, can I just last thing?

Yes, okay. Do you wake up and get breakfast before you get back on the road or no? Yeah, I like coffee and breakfast. I love hotel breakfast. Yeah, me too. I love the, if you're in a nice hotel, the breakfast, I love it. Great, something about it. And then they do like an ex-Bededededict.

Yeah. But there's now, you go to certain cities and there's different styles. Yeah, right? Get a salmon one. Yeah, yeah. Or the one with a poor. You know what I mean? Like brazed pork?

I like an egg station, omelet station. Anyone? I do, too. We're talking about Benedict. Why did you continue to do that? Why did you want to put up my bedding? Why was that the mood killer? I don't understand.

The entire day. No one likes an omelette station. It won't stop. Yeah, but we're not done with the Benedict part. You know what I mean? You had to one up us. I thought I was going to mid-air collision, but it's the omelette. It's the omel.

It's not. That was what did it, huh? Yeah. The buffet is great. Sometimes I'll stay up. Just, you know, the buffet's going to open like a 7 a.m. Yeah. A long night.

Just like just go straight there. It's great. I also don't like hotels that don't have like a late night menu. Oh, my. Because sometimes you get hunger pains at two in the morning. Yes. Because you ain't fucked up, right? Yeah.

And they don't have one. Yeah. And then what do you do? Do you have to go down to the guy down there and get chips? Taco Bell or something. Yeah, Taco Bell. But even sometimes they don't have one here? Nope.

Nope. And then you have to go to get the chips, like Dorito Pool Ranch. Right by the condoms. Right by the condoms. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, so anyway, so breakfast. I don't like picking up the food in the lobby, you know. Oh, and you have to walk down for the postmates.

You usually have to walk down for hotels, don't sure. Do they deliver to the door? No, when you said that, I was trying to think I was processing it. If you plead with them. Yeah. I mean, you got to make, there's got to be communication here. Yeah. Like the hotel clerks have to,

What do you call them? Concierge. Consierge. Has to call you because if they don't. No, but you're right. You'll know it's there because of your app. Yeah. Okay, very good.

You can't have the hoop. That's one of my pet peeves. If I live in an apartment, I hate when they don't come to your door. Like come to the door, put it, feed me. Put it into my mouth. I live in a house. Get a house. Well, don't message me, and then I will, like, lie to not go down.

I'd be like I have a leg injury. Wow. Oh, wow. Just go down, Ben. No, no, no, because if I'm going down to the lobby, I'm going to the restaurant. That's how far your lobby is? I'm just saying it's like there's a reason I'm getting postmates. I want to deliver it straight to the door.

I've been to your house. Just go downstairs. You have an elevator, right? It's different. If I'm going to go to the lobby, I'm going to go eat out. You know what I mean? That's it. That's the difference.

Okay. How about you? You live in an apartment or a house? I live in a condo. A condo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many floors is it? I'm on the fourth.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Do you care if you go down? I go down. I go down. All right, now I'm the asshole. Because also it's like a lot of shit. Egg station.

There's no way possible. It's got a lot of stuff. And then it's like, then you got a random person like, no, I'm going to go down. It's fine. It's already, I'm getting Uber Eats as it is. Like it shouldn't be, it's like, that's really a lot to be getting like eggs been to dick at 4 a.m. It's already. I take you back, yo.

It's the privilege already. I'll go down. Also, these people, right, they have so many delivery. Okay, all right. I'm the asshole. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm the asshole. You are an asshole. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll go down from now on. Do you guys have a lot more, you have to go other places to promote? No, no, no, no. This is a huge one. Well, you guys did great. Thank you.

Did you have fun? I had great time and blew by. It was so fun. Thanks, man. I was so fun. I was a little scared, man. Why? You're professional. You guys. You guys are like. No, we had a good rhythm here. Yeah, and you made it that way. No, you did. It's because of you. Yeah, and you too. Thank you, man. Yeah. How did everyone feel about it? Fantastic. Yeah. I felt so good about it. It feels so great. K-pop's, check it out. When does it come out?

February 27th. February 27th. AMC theaters. AMC theaters. You know, I'm going to go watch it. Please. We've got a premiere coming. We should invite you to premiere.

Do you really? We'll take a look at the list. Hey, who's on the list already? He'll want to know. No, no, this is what I'm going to. No, because I do know invites got sent. I'm going to say this, though, right? If I'm not invited, we'll see.

And what's going to happen? This episode doesn't air. That's what I'm saying. You know what, dude? I don't want to go. No, no, no, no. I don't want to go. I don't want to go.

I don't want to go. Anyway, give them a round of applause. I don't want to go. A pop. It's the word. That's right.