TigerBelly - Angela White & Bobo Bumble Bee

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

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you know, all the good stuff. Also, before the episode, we got a special little interview with Bobo and his favorite comedian, Lui Katz. So sit back, open your ears, and enjoy the episode. Hello everybody, my name is Captain Bob and we got my C-Captain's assistant, Halilah. And we have, we have new merch out and I'm very excited about it. It's one of my favorite series, I think, and it's based on Children's Book. This one's based on the giving tree and it's a papaya tree. And then it's like little baby you and the bottom of it.

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It's weird that you replied to me. Thank you. No, because I was even when you were a young one. Yes, I always knew I go, this guy is so funny. Ah, thanks Ben. Thank you. Why, why are you staring at me now? I think he want, yes. I always knew I go, this guy is so funny. Ah, thanks Ben. Thank you. Why, why are you just staring at me now? I think he wants a compliment.

Oh. I thought you were gonna go on about how I'm funny, but now I will, if it's my turn, I will go ahead and, and I just, I don't know, you would think. No, but I would think that you would think. No, no, easy. I mean, you're an easy dude to come think that. No, but I would think that you would think. No, no, easy. I mean, you're an easy dude to come.

I feel like, and I would say this, whether, I would say this, even if you weren't pushing the compliment, I think you're like one of those like funny bones comics. Like, I can't even judge with what anything you're doing is funny or not, because everything you do is just funny to me. Like, you're just like,

you're just 10 for the such a deep funny essence. And I mean, that's sincerely, I would say that to someone like, you're just for the such a deep funny essence. And I mean that sincerely. That's so nice. I would say that to someone else, even if you weren't here, I really think. Oh yeah, that's very kind, harder than nice. And I also didn't think that you were gonna last in New York that long.

You kept telling me to move back. So every time I talked to you, you're like, I will help you. Are you two dip? That's fun, yeah. Okay. What's wrong? No, I just didn't, I just yeah,

there's your change. Yeah, times have changed. You were a dip guy just didn't, I just yeah, there's your change. I mean, yeah, times have changed. You were a dip guy, but yeah, yeah, I'm more country. I'm a little more rock and roll. Yeah, I'm not. I mean, you know, so you, so yeah, I've been in New York down like 15 years. I keep, I realized for like five years, I was telling people I've been there for 10 years

and then I decided I need to add more numbers. Yeah. So I've been there for a while now. And you always said need to add more numbers. Yeah. So I've been there for a while now, and you always said, like, what are you doing here? This is a mistake. You look sickly. Why don't you come back to LA? He said that.

He was like, you look sick. You're not healthy. This is sad. You're just bad for your career. You know, all this stuff. And you were right, you know. No, I don't think I was. No, I don't know.

I'm gonna look at you now. Look at me now. You have a special coming out. I do have a special coming out. Yeah, yeah. And congratulations. Thank you so much. And I always thought, like, I always like,

well, I have a joke I still sometimes do that you and I wrote. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? It was the Down syndrome making love joke. Oh, you helped him with that? You're the one that helped him with that one.

I can barely remember, but it sounds pretty classic to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you helped me with that one. I can barely remember, but it sounds pretty classic to me. Yeah, you're helping with that. That's awesome. I think we were talking about it, and we were laughing about it at a coffee shop. I think it was the one weekend I worked with you with Caroline, like way back in the day. Oh, right.

Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I was going through a breakup, and you're like, don't worry, there's plenty of women. We'll wait. You fuck. Yeah, I fuck. A lot? Fuck yeah. Will you single now or you have to, you have to, but. Yeah, I fuck. A lot? Fuck it.

Well, you single now or you have to, you have to. No, I actually, and this is bad for this, this special is all about a breakup. I went through, I had a horrible breakup right when I turned 40. So I want people to feel sad during the special, but I also, I just got married in July, so everything's okay. Congrats.

Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah. Is she Jewish? No. Whoa. Yeah. What does she? She's a half Sicilian, half Portuguese. She's a darker.

Yes. She looks she looks Latina, but she's not. I see. Yeah. She should have like, I don't know how to say ISIS, but no, no, he looks she looks ISIS, but not ISIS with a dash of Hamas. Yeah. No, she's a she looks Latina and she took my last name stupidly where the Jew last name has gone down and value and a Latina last name would go you think so? Fuck yeah, I don't know. I think so you do. I think as long as you got your papers in order I think so yeah, I don't want to really dive into it, but I'm sorry for what's going on in the world. It's all right, it is kind of your fault, but I appreciate it. So I appreciate you apologizing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What I want is peace and love in the world. Yes, I don't like violence, do you? I'm also gonna take a stand against violence here. You've never punched anybody. Yeah, I've punched someone once. Ooh. Well, he hates when I talk about it, but I didn't, I got in a fight with Brent Weinbach once.

I got in a fist fight with Brent Weinbach. Yes. He hates when I talk about it. Well, I'm talking about it. I think I'm talking about it. I think I'm talking about it. I think I'm talking about it. I think I'm talking about it.

I think I'm talking about it. Brent, really? Yes. That's who you chose. I didn't chose him. He chose me. It's like, I had, this is what you said for the audience. I had a fight with, air.

I had a fight with, air. I had a fight the air. You know what? I had a fight the other day with nothing. No, he's a great comic. He's got the world. He's a little bit comic. He even starts something with him. Well, we were young. We were crazy, you know, on the competition back then.

I was kind of making fun of him a little bit in the green room. He took it, he thought he took it too far at the punchline in San Francisco. Okay. He slapped me in the face. That was, I was shocked that he would just slap me in the face. That's insane. He left.

And then a few days later, we had to win. We had it out. It was, he knocked my glass. Really? That's embarrassing. Wow. Have you had like beefs? Oh man, do I got beefs? You have had beefs with comedians. Oh, I got beefs. It was, he knocked my glass. Really? That's embarrassing. Wow. Have you had like beefs? Oh man, do I got beefs? You have had beefs with comedians.

Oh, I got beefs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want one? I need a beef. Sorry, so I need a beef. I'm at the Vancouver Comedy Festival back when there's a festival there. I'm getting picked up.

I'm a girl from Portland, meet me there. She like doesn't have a phone. So I got to meet her at the hotel at the right time. She's taking a bus up. Right. I didn't have a lot of money. She had even less. And so the van comes to pick me up. It's picking me up and Odyn Kirk's family and Odyn Kirk is in the car. Bob Odyn Kirk.

Yeah. He's in the van and the van is bringing us back to the back to the place. On the way back, I'm like, I got to meet her at the right time. He's like, Hey, do you guys mind if we go to this chocolate shop that I love, this is chocolate shop I love, my friend wants to go there. I'm like, kind of, but I don't say anything because he bought a boat and Kirk. They go, they got me and the driver waiting to park a lot.

They come back. They're stressing out. Five minutes later, not only that, they come back five, five, ten minutes later, they're like, that wasn't the right chocolate shop. Never mind. And they left, did not bring me or the driver any chocolate. That's the beef.

How do you make people wait for you to go into a chocolate shop and not bring me or the driver any chocolate. That's the beef. How do you make people wait for you to go into a chocolate shop and not bring people back chocolate? I, I, I, unacceptable. That's the beef. You don't like spicy. You know what, what do you want more? No, no.

But he doesn't know about the beef. No, he doesn't, but now he does. So baby. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. No, he doesn't, but now he does. So baby. Oh! Oh! You got a wine box. Whoa! Baby, you wine-bocked him. So, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, give me another one, because that's not really a beef. Oh, that's one of my big comedy beefs. I mean, what's it, what's it name? I mean, Ordie Adams was rude to me, but that's kind of his thing. You know, he was a super dick to me. I know, but I wouldn't expect nothing less.

But are you, are you good with Ordie now? I'm not, but he doesn't know it. I can call him. He has a lot of hidden beef. I'm gonna call him right now. Well, no, he won't remember. I don't, look at, if you want to. So, hey, so what I'm saying, it's not really a beef.

It is a beef. If I call him right now, but you don't wanna do it, he doesn't, what, maybe I don't understand what beef is. But for me, a beef is something silently that I hold inside. No, I think a beef is two entities who don't like each other. Describe one of yours, so for me. No, no, no, I have, then I have no beefs.

It's just all one side. Oh, they're all in your head. They've decided beefs inside my mind. So you have resentment. Resetment. Yes, right. I don't have, then I don't have any beefs. But you don't have, like, I have so many beefs.

I bet you do. Yeah, yeah, I'm beef man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, right. I don't have then I don't have any beef, but you know how like I have so many beefs. I bet you do. Yeah, yeah, I'm beef man Yeah, wow, so what rank your top two beefs top three beefs I mean what they're generally against Asians Really, yeah, so Asian hate guys. It's Mongolian beef It's beef would broccoli. Yeah, I mean, broccoli. So, but yeah, but did you ever meet your girlfriend back in the hotel?

Wait, what? You had to talk to us. Oh yeah, I did. And she was at the hotel. Yeah, she was there. I did meet her. She was, man, it's the one from my, I did this, this is not happening story about a semi homeless woman

that I was dating for a while. Yeah, yeah. And that was her. So she was okay. What do you mean semi homeless? Well, she wasn for a while. Yeah, yeah. And that was her. So she was okay. What do you mean semi homeless? Well, she wasn't homeless when I met her and then she ended up homeless. While you were dating her?

Yes. Is she dirtier? Yes. She's like a gutter punk. Oh, really? Yeah. You liked that. I mean, I liked her, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. She's still alive? I don't know. Oh. I don't know. But yeah, but yeah, it's a, but yeah, I was meeting her there and she did, we did meet up. I don't know. Oh, yeah, but yeah, but yeah It's but yeah, I was meeting her there and she did we did meet up So it wasn't the end of the world

But I could have met up and handed her a chocolate and that would have been nice You know what I'm saying that would have been nice. Yeah, yeah Plug your special. Oh the special is on it's coming out on 10 19 out on when this comes out I'm a 10 19 from her 6 p.pm Eastern, and yeah, it's on my YouTube channel, youtube.com, backslash at Louis Katz Comedy. And do you like it? This is special? I think it's my best work, I think it's amazing, I hope people watch it, you know.

I spent all my own money on it. My channel's not even monetized, so I'm stupidly, I'm not going to make any money on it, but I just want people to see it, you know. Oh man, I'll be honest, I've always been. What? A huge fan? Well, let me finish before you make a face. What?

What? I don't know, you're looking at me, you just, you just, you ice me with these, you're in this by the way. I didn't ask permission yet. Yeah, and I said, Who's out, David Tell? David Tell, is it?

This is the cold open. Yeah. This is actually the trailer, you're in the trailer. I am. Mark Norman. Mark Norman, you're out? David Tell. David Tell is in it. This is the cold open. This is actually the trailer. You're in the trailer. I am. Mark Norman. Mark Norman. You're in it early. You're on.

You're not going to be in it again. Ari. Put it at the top. Yeah. But would you ever consider this? What? If you came back here out pay you, could we ride together?

Yes. You would still do that. You're not humble. You're humble enough to do that. Why is that humble? To take a writing job. There's no, I don't have that. I just write some jokes.

I think you, we and I, you think, you, your mind is like, down my alley. Oh, dude, I'm down. I'm, I would love to do that. That's why I've always liked you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the only guy actually I've ever used as a help, help me write jokes. Really? Like, I have jokes still in my act.

That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty cool. Man, I would love to do that. I really would. And he loves to, you know, Louis, well, really good to see. I love you so much. I love you too. And I want all the fans listening right now.

I want you to check out Louis Katz. He really is. If you don't know him, you're dumb. I honestly, it's like he's like, we all love him. And the reason why we love him, we don't like his look. We don't like his style. We just we just think he's a fucking funny mind Thank you, man. Thank you funny comic. I appreciate you know, and so you know, I had to get you on here I appreciate you know, it means a lot so go check him out. Yes, and he's website or anything

Well, you know the website is just Louiscats.com, but it's really all about this special I'm just pushing people watch this we're gonna watch it. Thank everyone's gonna special again. What what's the name of the special again? The special is called present tense and It's on my YouTube channel And it says luicats the best community you've never heard of that's the clickbait just for YouTube Right, I'm not actually calling it that can I say something to it's just last thing I want to say What is the sides of your hair? The sides of my hair? Yeah, you know, because it's balding up there.

It's balded everywhere. And I grow that side out. I've thought about that. And make it wild. A curly vibe. Yeah, like a curly vibe. Yeah, and then wear Hawaiian shirts. I'm not kidding you.

This is like, you know what this would go for? Because my, so my wife's, the last name is Nunez, and mine is Katz. And we think about combining our names. And my name could be Nuts. And if I got, and then if I got a doctorate, and I got a doctor Nuts, and I grow the hair out, and I get a slide whistle, I'm like,

woo, roop, doctor Nuts is here, and I'm just fucking wack. Look at Ian Fydance. Yes. That look. Yes. You know how he has a weird look? I do know how he has a weird look. Yeah, are you friends with Ian?

Yeah, so I tell, it takes either of us on the road or Oh, that's right. Yeah, I'm always he's like he's kind of a bizarre on me He's kind of the opposite of me I would say in some way. I know, but I'm just saying to me Maybe some of the style gross Beef started. All right. I'm gonna call him you could call him call him. I said that you should tell him You can tell him I said that yeah, yeah, I'm gonna call him. It's good good beef going in finance He's got the I say he's got the head of a of a dad and the body of the son who's disappointed who that's that is just So I'm with Louie cats right now and he's talking mad shit. Oh

My god this fucking guy. Yeah, I'll tell him if anyone has a question about the Middle East, talk to him for five minutes and that'll help him pick a side Yes, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I see I see yeah, so that's good But he's saying that you don't have a good style Well, oh my god, oh he'll bring one shirt on the road for a full weekend. It fucking stinks. It's disgusting. Yeah, you're stinky I'm stinky. Yeah, stinky. Yeah Swims in fucking hand sanitizer Wow, that's right. I gotta be clean guy who also shits publicly more than anyone I've ever met god I love him, but holy shit. I will fight him and

Just knock his block off all right, okay That's okay, not my block. Yeah, all right. I love you. I'm gonna talk to you soon That's all gay. Knock my block. Yeah, all right. I love you. I'm going to talk to you soon. You're too clean. I am, well, I'm physically, I am clean.

I'm a big bather. I like soap. I'm in the conditioner. Okay. So, you know, shampoo sometimes? You would be the guy. Do you like Jordan? I don't know Jordan as well as you.

Oh, yeah. But she's very funny. He won't put you on his podcast. Dude, everyone else is responded. I'm doing ones. He's just so flaky about it. I guess I think because he's, I don't know, I think Jordan is, I think Ian's, it's a little intense from derangle everybody

into manage the whole thing. I mean, to have Ian be in the... As soon as I'm in New York, it just has me on. Yeah, I figured it feels that way. It feels that anyone... No, no. It feels that way for everyone.

It feels that way for everybody except for me, which is interesting, because we're a friend. That's interesting. Well, I want to start a beef. I feel like you just did it. I think we were arguing before we got here. So, yeah, because everyone else

has been very responsive. It should be the, it's literally two blocks from my apartment in Brooklyn. Wow. And it's the closest one for friends and I can't get a spot on that one. So I don't know what his problem is, in Brooklyn. Wow. And it's the closest one for friends and I can't get a spot on that one. So I don't know what his problem is, you know. Wow.

Yeah, you heard it here first. Yeah, you did it, Bobby. Wow. He's got too much scone his head, you know. It's fucking up his brain. Are you Envious of him? Envious of him? Yeah.

No, we're just different. I love it. I don't think, well, like, it's not, we're not playing, we're not selling the same thing, you know, I feel like. I know you're not're like, it's not, it's not, we're not playing, we're not selling the same thing, you know, I feel like. I know you're not. Yeah, you're not. Yeah.

But he's also, he's like, he's a, to be honest, he's a funny ass dude. Do you ever, you ever go with him to like a strip club? That's a good time. No. He has a good time, yeah, yeah. He's a good time in general. I've eaten pizza with him. Yeah, that's fun too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost like a strip club, but it's less fun. It's funny because whenever I'm in New York, you and I don't hang out. Or you should text me. I know, but the thing is, the people always hang out with me. What do you mean? Like, Ian, everyone's around me.

How am I supposed to know that? You should know. I'm, how should I know? They know. Why do they know? Because you've got to know. No. When is the last time you were there?

A month ago. Why did you text me? They text me. I did text you. I text you exactly a month ago. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I don't know. Why don't you text me? They text me. I need text, dude. I text you exactly a month ago. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. Anyway, give him a round of applause, Louis Caz. Thank you. Thank you so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. They're so nice. Thank you. I appreciate it. Maybe you might convert. No, no, I like kiwi.

Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi, kiwi. You like the little kiwi titties. Oh, yeah. Single way. Yeah. Like little fruits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love assayables.

I like the bun hall. I don't like the cheeks that much. But, you know, if they're flat, the cheeks, not really that into it. And I like, um. It doesn't matter. It almost die. You have a lot of requirements or prerequisites. you know, if they're flat the cheeks, not really that into it. And I like, God. It's almost die. You have a lot of requirements or prerequisites.

It's so strange. I didn't tell you like, I mean, what do you mean? The asshole, I just like, the shape of an asshole. No, do you count the spokes? Is that like, what are the spokes? I've never even thought about the spokes.

I have so many spokes. You don't know what the spokes? Guys, the line. The line. Bike spokes. The more, the more, it's like a tree. You know how they clap a tree? I can pound it.

Yeah, all the but all this. How many do you have? Yeah, yeah. My, I have 52 spokes every year. For that three, two years old. Right, so it's like, it's like one of those three things where you can count. But I like the spokes.

Do you want to do the wra intro? The spokes are very flat, or do you like them when they kind of like wrinkle and like they pocket a little pocket? Oh, I see what you're saying is is that, no, I like it when it's more flat. Okay. I don't ridges, you like ridges. You have ridges?

I like ridges. I guess I'm in between. You've seen your own bunhole? Oh, yeah, because on camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm familiar. Yeah that's interesting because I've never seen mine but if I did maybe some adult scenes. Okay can we do this? Can I take a photograph of it and then you look at it and tell me what you're

surprised about and tell me what you know I've never done that I'm not doing that right now. Okay what? Introduce Angela first. I will, but you know what, that's such a crazy thing. I'd rather not know. We have to do it. I'd rather not know. I'd rather not know. I'd rather not know. I'd rather not know. I'd rather not know.

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Okay, so like I just go down to the list of quarterbacks or QBs, you know what a QB is? Quarterback. Yep. Yeah. Let's say I choose like Kirk Cousins, right, who plays for? Miami, Miami.

Minnesota. Yeah, yeah. So I knew it was an M. So, okay, so I just check him, right? Yeah. And then I go down to Josh Allen, okay, so I just check him, right? Yeah. And then I go down to Josh Allen. Yeah. Right?

Who's another QB, right? Yeah. And then I, those are the players I select. Yeah. And then I can just sort of guess, it says 241.5 passing yards. Yeah. So I can just predict whether it's going to be more or less than that. Wow.

See, I hit more for Kurt Cousin and then what happens? And then what happens? And then right there, it says, I entry $20 to win $60. Woo! Whoa, dude, that's what I'm talking about, dude. How fun and easy is that? It's so fun, dude.

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I'd rather not know what my butt hole thing you've ever said. It is. How about we take a photo, put it in the envelope, and when you die, we give it to you right before you die. Okay, that's good. I mean, I assumed that my buttholes like the guy gave up from fucking goodies. What's his name?

Key? Key quad? Key quad winning. When I look at Key quad, I go, I'm sure we have the same kind of butthole. I don't know. What do you mean? We can't introduce our.

Why? Why? I will, but I don't like being pressured into something. Okay. Okay. So let me just do it my own pace. Okay. I know we're co-hosts't like being pressured into something. Okay. Okay. So let me just do it my own pace. Okay. I know we're co-hosts, but being pressured into it,

I don't like it. Pure pressure. All right, so anyway, her name is Angela Y. She's from Australia, and she's one of the biggest adult actresses in the history of the world. She does butthole scenes, I guess. I do a lot. Her titties are fat and delicious. Juicy.

Juicy, she's from Australia. What else? You know, she doesn't like to give up certain details about her personal life. It's fine, I get it. I'm going to see if I can get around some of it, you know what I mean? But, you know, give her a run of applause, Angela White. Woo!

How many riches do you have on your bunhole? I have actually not counted. I'm sure my fans have, so. Oh, right. Yeah, I don't know. I'm ready. No, I'm not doing it now. We're closing with it.

Okay, let's go. Yeah, I can't think about, because I have the image of my bunhole, through the whole podcast, I don't want to do that. That's good. I think YouTube would like that as well, do it at the end. Okay, you're right. You're right. whole podcast. I don't want to do that. That's good. I think YouTube would like that as well. Do it at the end. Okay. You're right.

You're right. We do want to monetize that. You want to monetize that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I may or may not do it. I still don't know. I say, you know, no pressure.

I don't like my sacks. You have good sacks, though. That's so weird. I don't like my sacks. I think they're great. What's wrong with your sacks? Like what don't you like? One sack, I mean, one sack.

Oh. I have two sacks. Right? Yeah. What's wrong with your sacs? Like what don't you like? One sac, I mean, one sac. I have two sacs. Right? Why are they different? What do they look? What's the difference? Mine doesn't have, mine looks like little gray. That's like, little gray aliens. There's no like, girth to it.

It doesn't sag. What do they, they're tight? What do you mean? Like, they're tight. Yeah, that's nice. Oh, you've seen it. Yeah. They don't sag, do they? Pretty good for a 52 year old. That's, that's nice. Oh, you've seen it. Yeah.

They don't sag, do they? Pretty good for a 52-year-old. That's all I wanted. God bless you and take care. Thank you. And that's all I have to say. God bless you and take care. And why I just switched seats.

Anyway, I don't like that. Yeah. Do you... It's not something I'm looking at me, man. This fucking guy with his energy. I mean, with stories and shit. Anyway, so, Angel, you live here in America now. Yes, I do.

Do you like it? I love it. Can we talk about the very first time? Can we talk about your first scene? You want to talk about my first scene or my first boy girl scene? Oh, the first scene was Lezzy? Yeah, the first scene was Lezzy.

I don't want to talk about that. Oh. That could be like, you're out with the girls and do that. Okay, I mean, technically, my first scene was solo, but then my first scene with another person was a woman. Yeah, let's go to the van. Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry, I'm gonna hate that. What? You're energy about. I know, you're right, you're right, you're right.

He's getting excited. He's excited. No, I get nervous. Okay, that's okay. It was in the Bahamas. They put me in latex, and so I was sweating. And with a guy with a really big dick, and I actually did not think it was gonna fit.

In fact, we did this. Ix, and so I was sweating. And with a guy with a really big dick, and I actually did not think it was gonna fit. In fact, we did the sex stills first, and he pulled the dick out, and I was like, whoa, okay. All right. Was it, were you nervous? I was excited.

I was a little nervous, but that sort of excited nervous. Yeah. You know what I mean? And then he, as he sticks it in in the sex stills, I'm like, I don't think it's going to fit and it that's literally when it went in. And did it feel good? It felt good. Yeah, it felt intense. That was definitely the biggest dick I'd ever had inside. Wow. And then how long did you go for? I think I'll for a long time. Yeah, well, the sex stills probably took around 30 minutes. Whoa. And then, but that's not like, I mean, that's a lot of... You take breaks.

It's, well, we don't really take breaks. It's just that it's not like hardcore fucking the entire time. You're posing. So you're posing with the dick inside you. Oh, for the pics. For the pics. Right. And then... And then...

No, and he moves a little bit. He moves enough to stay hard, so he'll pump, pump, pump, hold for the stills. Whoa. Hold. I don't think I'd be good at holding. And he moves a little bit. He moves enough to stay hard. So he'll pump pump pump hold for the stills Hold I don't think I'd be good the holding It's edging. No, but if I let me say Show it's a while. It's a still I can't stand but wait, okay? So if I stick it in like this right? Grab the girl. No, I have to do this. He does air. No, I do like jazz hands. Oh always moving. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that that that that that that you're right. You're holding in. You need to show as much length as possible.

Yeah. Hold like that. You want to show the length. Oh, I see. Let me do it again. This is really hot. Yeah, it takes things. Let me do it again, right?

Pump, pump, pump, pump. Hold. Hold out. Five, hold out. Eight, pump, pump, pump. Hold. Right. Then I do this.

Yeah, grab a boob. I do this. I do it thumbs up. Or jazz hands. Right, I have to do that. And then I have to do an oaky-dokie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I go oaky-dokie.

Yeah. Pump, pump, pump, pump. Pull out. Right. Thumbs up. It's peace sign. Now change positions. No.

Yes. I have to. Yes. I get how it works. Yeah. Get out work. For the purposes of YouTube and George not sweating for this whole episode. Yeah, yeah.

Do you mind if we start with a 10 minutes and if you can do this, wholesome. Wholesome. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes. Let's go wholesome. All right, let's start from the beginning. Because there's plenty to know about you. All right, all right. So have you been at church?

Yes. Not recently. You have the ones the last time you went to church. I went to Sunday school when I was a kid Oh, yeah, I mean, I was probably at a church for someone's wedding or something and did you grow up religious? I did yeah, not super religious, but yeah Believe in the Lord I did yeah, yeah, I believed in you still live in believe in the Lord In my scenes, oh my god

In my scenes, oh my God. I do speak to God in Jesus all the time. Do you do? In your scenes. Yeah. Do you think he likes, let's not talk about sex again. You know, keep it whole. So this is still whole time. Yeah.

In the scenes, okay, we could be enacting. All right, so when you're going Jesus in a scene, right? Do you think he's going, yes. How many spokes do you hello? Oh, it's Angela again. She's working. She always says my name when she's working. And it confuses me because you know, there's, you know, our parthide and there's other things going on the front.

He opens the door. Oh, rug one. It's probably when I need Jesus the most But he probably giggles and goes oh, it's not all silly old Angela Silly my name, but when you say his name why I mean is it? Why do you say his name? I don't it's just habit. I guess it this so oh god part of like my sex noises Oh god, Jesus. Yeah. Oh god. Jesus. Holy ghost, oh God. I'm a part of my sex noises. Oh God. Jesus.

Oh God, Jesus. Holy Ghost. Holy Ghost. I have one that really says Jesus. I have, I have, I have. I've said Jesus. Yeah, I have. Why not Moses?

Oh God. No, it'll turn me off at this. Yeah, oh yeah, Buddha, yeah. But then yeah. That's what we heard. You would think she was. I feel like people who didn't grow up religious say, oh my God, as well.

It's just right. Right. But do you believe is what I'm asking? I am a spiritual person. Same here, but I just, yeah, organized religion freaks you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you probably didn't go to church in a sense you were a kid then. Right.

But as an adult, you haven't been. No, I haven't. Wow. We could happen though, you could get saved. You're a wholesome person. I don't know how to do wholesome. I'll say how to do wholesome. If you want wholesome, you have to do wholesome. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a version of wholesome, go ahead. Earlier before you jumped in here, Bobbi was like,

I don't know how to do an Australian accent. Okay. That's wholesome? This is wholesome. But I'd like actually Angela to teach us stupid Americans, some of these terms from Australia, if you can kind of walk us through it. Yeah, yeah.

I know what these are. Okay, Bobbi, don't look at the screen. What's hit a frog and toad? Hit a frog and toad. You're driving down the street. Angela? I don't even know what she does. Well, I'm going to teach you, right?

OK, go ahead. And you're driving down a, because Australian streets are different than American streets, are they not? In what way? Yes. They drive on the other side. Yeah. And also there's probably things on the side, like in LA.

Like kangaroos and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A koala. Well, that's how I almost got killed in Melbourne. Because you know, over here, when you cross the street, how do you look? No, I'm playing Candy Crush. What are you talking about?

Gilbert, wrong person. I'm texting. When you're crossing the street, which direction do you look first? I always go left. Left to right. Left to right, there's a car coming. Right, so when I was in Melbourne, I looked left to right and nearly got ran over.

Oh, jeez, whoa. You forget. You forget. You forget. Okay, go ahead. The frotting, frotting totoes. You know, because there's different things, right? Sometimes when you're in Australia,

you see both a frotting totoed. Okay. And you're like, what's the difference? But you can tell because you're throwing your eyes, right? And if you can hit both of them at the same time, it's good luck for that day. Oh God, that's believable. Thanks man.

Next one. Okay, next one. One for the road, Bobby. Is there any of these? One for the road is, we have that for the drink. But people aren't like regularly saying, like they're going walk about or kooie. Like, they're not?

No, no. One for the road you got? One for the road is, I'm Yeah. One for the road you got? One for the road is I'm gonna have one for the road and you drink. Correct, yeah. Kombucha, whatever you drink. Whatever they drink over there, you know what I mean? Why would you, would you,

you're at a kombucha place? Would you tell your Australian friend? Ella. Why do you say? I'm gonna take one for the road. I'm gonna take one for the road. Yeah. And they're like, let's just kombucha,

but anyway, I'll do it, you know, that's great. Did you, did you, did you, did you agree, would you say early? Did you do, did you redo? Did you agree who? Oh, I said, Hickory Hill, earlier. Yeah, you're redo. Hickory Hill. Hickory Hill, you know how to play it?

No, no, no. And you're actually, as a white person, no, I'm not even not even allowed to I think even I'm not even sure if women are allowed to But certainly it's a indigenous culture only Real yeah, look at what you so as a white person you can't do hikari who no It's not even what it is, but yeah, did you read you did you read like why people not being able to do taekwondo? That's yeah, and I'm all for it. Yeah, I love walking by and laughing at them. That's not the same. It's a Korean.

How is it not the same? Because digital users were probably part of like, ritualistic things for the indigenous people. For us Koreans, same as well, my friend. Very ritualistic. Taekwondo was ritualistic. Yes, dude. We did it on the mountops.

All right, we did mountops. We did it on the mount tops. We did mount tops. We had our fucking geese on. And it was a private cultural thing. And why people take it and I go, go take it, I don't care. Okay. So did you do this off the limits? Right. What about boomerangs?

This is actually losing to another question. Are there things that you hate as an Australian that Americans are like, what I'm doing right now, you're about to hate. Like, oh, she's popping out, Dundee. Like, what are the things that I'm feeling? I actually quite like Crocodile Dundee, but, oh, yeah. I thought it was a great, neat, cute. I hate to khaki before I saw him.

Cause you're always in like a khaki-ish, you know what I mean? I really like, what are the ones you guys murdered? Who? What? Steve Irwin. We did murder. You're one of your Australian murderers. Steve Ray. Stay in Sincras.

Yeah, Australian Stingray. You murdered fucking my boy, Steve Irwin. He didn't know he took a barb to the chest. Right. That's not murder? Yeah, but it's a stingray. And it probably didn't know it was a stingray. It's an Australian Stingray.

They're all in kuhuts. Anyway, did you know that you know? But we have stingrays here too? Right. And if... And let me say this, if you were in our ocean and a stingray saw you, he wouldn't kill you. That's what I'm talking about.

You're fucking stupid fucking stingrays over there, dude. Okay. I'm sorry. It's okay. It's all so... She's like, I don't know the stingrays. I didn't have anything to do with it. All right, you don't know anything race.

You don't know any stingrays. I don't know any. I've never met any. What about koala bears? Never. You've never touched one. I don't remember ever touching one. They're actually very shy.

It's very hard to see them in the wild. But have you seen them? Okay, sure. Oh, so you've been driving? Hey. Well, I've seen one at the zoo. Oh, so they don't have them just in the wild like they do, but they're very shy They're very difficult to see in the wild Like if I were more likely to see a kangaroo

Mmm, Angela Angela, yeah If we had a special animal yeah in LA, right, let's make one up a halabon Beast mm-'s make one up, a halabon beast. We had a halabon beast. Yeah, I've seen one. And they're cute. They have one eye, googly, you know what I mean? And all of the world LA was known for halabon beasts, right?

Halabon. As an LA citizen, I would go and try to at least try to find one in my life and observe it. Wouldn't you? Sure. What if they were really dangerous? Oh, that's sure. There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why'd you lean forward when I did?

I thought that's what we would do. We have a connected. We have a real connection. Yeah. Maybe it was trying to crack out somebody. What's the crack onto somebody? That would do say. What does that mean? You guess. Yes. Yes. In a sentence, so I went to the club and a guy cracked onto me okay now from that context clues what do you think it means cracked onto you yeah you cracked onto me he did somebody with the crack your butt he might do that in the right there we go

so I know he might be cracked onto me to me it sounds like he was hitting on you correct correct that's what it means yeah so I got one right yeah give me another one So, I know he might. He cracked onto me. To me, it sounds like he was hitting on you. Correct. That's what it means. So I got one right. Yeah. Give me another one. This is fun. The number four.

What about passing? You don't know that one, right? I don't know what that is. What is it? To pass. Pass. Pass. Passing.

Have you with passion? It does. Yeah, so we made out. Yeah. Oh, that's a nice one. I was going to pass you. We'd make out. Wow, that one. That's incredible. Pass. Yeah. Oh, that's a nice one. I was going to pass you. We'd make out. Wow.

That's incredible. Pass. Pass. And then any other ones? Well, you know about the Australian kiss? What's that? Fingers crossed. It's like a French kiss, but down on the...

Just eating out. No, tell me more. Hey, that was more. Tell me more about it. You French kiss before? Barely. That's not where I thought it was going to go. If you say so.

Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, of course. Yeah, I've done it. Yeah. See that? But down under. So someone does it to my deck? Right, all vice versa, yeah.

Oh, well, that's just eating pussy. No, I don't know Yeah, it was it was it wasn't a very okay Joe I didn't make it an executed very right fine. Yeah, you're I'll leave the jokes to you I know I don't really have jokes. Let me ask you this Is there a food I never been to like an Australian restaurant except out back? That's not counted You went to Curtis Stone's restaurant, except out back. That's not counted. You went to Curtis Stone's restaurant. But he's just Australian who owns a steakhouse.

Yeah, it's not Australian. Is there Australian food? Yeah. So what would I get? I mean, everyone talks about veggie mites being the oldest thing. But we eat a lot of meat pies. Meat pies. Yeah, sausage rolls.

Ooh. You have the best, you can't. Tim Tams. I don't know if that's the best coffee. Coffee is the coffee culture in Melbourne and the cafe culture is incredible. Oh, probably, yeah. The food is the best.

That's what I heard, too. It's weird. Yeah, especially for you, because you're a Starbucks guy, right? What does it hurt my tummy? What do you mean? Whenever I get anything other than Starbucks, it hurts my tummy.

I think that's a milk you're adding, because you're lactose. If you're adding milk. No, I'm a milk. You're adding because you're lactose if you're adding No, I'm being real like rig. What are you doing? Okay, no, you like coffee? I do. I want to go to Australia. It's so bad Oh, you've never been I have oh I've been there, but I want to go. So different. I've been there. But I want to go again. When did you go and what did you do there?

Yeah, when did you go? I booked an IBM commercial. Oh, that's right. I was only there for like three days. That's a long way to go for three days. Yeah. And then it was, I was in my late 20s. So I didn't have any money.

It was like, you know, so it know, and I was with a crew, so it was like hard to do anything. Yeah. I went to King's Cross, though. Oh, nice. Yeah. And they still have that? Yeah.

What happens there? Oh, lots of fun things happen there. What is that? That's a club. Oh. Yeah. And prostitution's legal in Australia or? Each state is slightly different, but yes.

It generally is legal. And there's like brothel work and yeah. I remember the strip clubs there and not using real money. Like monopoly money? I like using token. Yeah, like every strip club is different too, because some strip clubs do use that

Yeah, I remember that being a little bit weird. It kind of took away from the experience a little bit because I'm like Oh, I don't feel like I'm token. Yeah What do you mean like it's not like you have to like arcade second arcade? You go give them cash and then they give you token. Yes, but then you can exchange it later fake money Yeah, oh and the girls take the tokens and then they give you tokens. Yes, yeah. But then you can exchange it later. Like fake money, yeah. Oh, and the girls take the tokens and then later they go, hey, they cash it in, yeah. Okay, that's what it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is gambling legal in Australia? Eeeh. Yeah. I, yes, we have casinos, so I'm gonna say yes. Yeah, yeah. I don't gamble a lot, so. Yeah.

You know what I find about adult film stars, they're more conservative than regular people in weird ways. Awesome. More holes. You guys are really wholesome. It's really all the ones that I now are just good, conservative. You know, they don't swear a lot. They don't spin on the side of walk. They don't. They follow rules. Yeah. I mean, you know, civilly, you know, spin on the sidewalk. They don't, they follow rules. Yeah, I mean, you know, civility, you know, whatever, but I don't, there's a very clean, very clean, nice people organized, also punctual, and also, I mean, I'm being real and also very responsible. This woman ran for office. I know she did. I read it. Yeah. Did you win? I?

Got the result that I wanted I wouldn't have wanted to win because I wouldn't know what to do in that So I was running against a greens candidate Kathleen Molson and her platform was about shutting down all the brothels in Melbourne, which actually, like, she claimed to be a feminist that cared about the women, but any person involved in the work will tell you that once you close it down, you send it underground, you make it more dangerous. So it's actually worse for the sex workers when you do something like that. So my whole platform was just to draw attention

to the fact that Kathleen Molson was running on this campaign. And she was running for the Greens, which is usually very progressive, usually very like sex positive, sex worker friendly, but not in this case. So I just wanted to draw votes away from her, so she didn't win, because she had a strong chance of winning and she didn't win.

So I achieved what I wanted to achieve. If I had won, that would have been incredible. I would have won. If you would have won. Let's suppose we could have won. What would you know what if you would have done? Well, you have a degree in gender studies, right? Yeah.

You could figure it out. I'd figure it out, sure. And guess what? Every day you'd be punctual. Yeah. You'd probably wouldn't have shut down the brothels. And guess what, every day you'd be punctual. Yeah. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man.

You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man.

You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man.

You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. You're poor, man. But actually listening to the constituents, all they wanted was for me to address the traffic on Hottle Street. I have nightmares about the traffic on Hottle Street. Everyone, every town meeting was, what are you going to do about the traffic on Hottle Street? I don't know. What's going on Hottle Street? It's busy.

So much traffic. Why? I'll be good. Why? I guess because there's just no other route to... Right. Well, after you go through the Hottle Street, what, you do have to go through the whole traffic. What would you do?

Well? Nothing's being done after a while. I don't know how I'll... I think that's British. It is? I'm sorry. I'm just going to do my own version of what I... Well, the traffic on Holtl Street.

There's Hogwarts Legacy by... Yeah. Harry? Yo, is it now? Yeah, yeah. No, I just kind of just do my own regular accent or no. Yeah. Harry. Yo, is it now? Yeah, yeah, no. I just can't just do my O'regular accent or no. Yeah, you're.

Excuse me, what's up? What, can I just say thank you for voting for me? Yeah. What's up? Sir, can we please address? I would love to address anything that you would like traffic and what? And a hotline.

Well, I look at the diagrams. OK. And I look at the infrastructure structure. What was that? The infrastructure. Got it. Right. And I also look at the piping. Okay. And I look at the infrastructure structure. What was that? The infrastructure got it. Right, and I also look at the piping. Yep. And all the canals.

Everything that makes up Huddlestreet, the cement, the layout. And I look at the diagrams, and this is what I found out. What we do is we build a second road, just above Huddlestreet. God, this guy's a genius. How we get a road? Right.

Who will pay? Thank you. Who will pay for this? Well, the Australian people will pay, my friend. Oh, we don't like that. It's enough time. That's what we voted for you. We're not going to be taxed more.

So where will the money come from? I'm going to tell you right now, all right, my fucking. Are you taking our teacher's salary? No, we're not taking that. For the skyward? No, dude. We're getting rid of certain sports. What?

Yeah. Ryan, you wanna try it? Yeah. You're gonna take away some? No, only two sports. What are our national sports? I'll tell you this, two sports, I don't like them. They're too violent.

Okay. So, rugby, that's our thing. I don't care. And soccer. You're gonna be taken out. No, I won't because this road Second row the second row will build the road me and my fucking Asian friends My whole crew's Asian what are you talking about? They're all fucking we're all chemists and

Chemists build our we're all chemists and we're all fucking engineers Yeah, I'm gonna figure it out dude. Yeah You're gonna have the best fucking road in Hulles Street. And we're just gonna not gonna watch a fucking rugby anymore. Got it. Okay, so what do you guys think? All right. All right.

What? You all right? Disguise my guy. I like it. He's my yes man. What do you think? Good stuff. All right.

Yeah. How about this, we get rid of him. I know what we do. I got it right here. Okay. Could you work for my administration? I'm asking everyone in this room. Will you work, I just want, okay.

Will you all work for my administration? Absolutely. But can we start with the Australian National Anthem first? Can we start with this, dude? Okay. There's something even more pressing. Okay. If I pressing. Okay. If I may.

Please. Where the fuck are the koalas? No one can see them. There we go. They're too shy. I know an Angela, that's why I've hired you. That's koala. The representative koalas.

Okay. Right? And we're going to deal with this thing. Because in the world, right? In China, who do they like? What animal? Panda. Fuck yeah.

And you're smart. That's why I heard you. Okay. Right, you're, I don't know what you're doing at the meeting, but you're out. What is he doing? So, um, am I, listen, okay. We want tours to come. So, we're gonna, how, let's figure out how do we get the

fucking qualis? They're already coming. But more. Okay. We want more. Okay. So, we got to figure out like me on the side of the road. We have specific trees and this cages and we're the qualis there. I don't know how we're going to do it. But let's figure that out. You? Am I on your? What would you like to be?

Sure. What do you want to do? You're supposed to appoint me to something. I'm not supposed to appoint myself. You love water, don't you? Yes, I do Stay out there Not a job. No, you're a job. You're a beautiful woman, right? Just stay out there for photographs to make Anyway, what do you want to do whatever you want captain? Just get the you need your spokes counted? Yes, that's what you do. I'll do it.

You figure out how many spokes are on my bondhole every day. That's great. No, you can do it. All right, fine, fuck it. We're gonna count his spokes, Andrew. All right, hang on. Yes, hang on, hang on, hang on. Remember?

Remember, pump, remember, pump, pump, hold. Pump, pump, hold. I'm gonna have to look at it, man. I don't know. You always have tissue stuck in it. Okay, hold on, can you spread it in the bar? No, I don't want the tissue, that's a parasite. It's probably because you have ridges,

it's getting stuck in the fridge. Yes, yes. You can carry your mind, maybe you can take care of that. Can you spread wider please Bobby? Look, face me, face me. You'll probably get some boatol. Oh, Jesus, why would I- I'm not, you have to give me time to point it out much.

That's too much toilet paper. It's too much toilet paper. It's too much toilet paper. It's good. You wipe. That's great. Count it. Is there a clue?

No, where to start counting. Let me let me let me let me let me let me. It's like, no, you don't look at my mom. No, look at her first. You have to show up. He's going to want to redo. I can redo. I can redo.

OK. OK. He's gonna want to redo. You need to redo. He is self conscious about the inside of his butt. Well, the last time Stella Barry was on this show, the same thing happened. He had toilet paper stuck in there. What? So, baby, why? I don't know. I think it's a nostalgia thing because it's, we're even like, the day. Self-escoilo.

He does, we have a really nice, he has a really nice bidet too. It's the one that says hello, like when you walk in, it says goodbye, when you walk out. Which with the toilet paper then? I think it's just a hobby. I couldn't really tell you because he does, like he sits over the Badei for 30 minutes

and it just blasts water up his butt. And he just sits there and he just enjoys himself. Yeah. But he does not like but play at all. But I don't know if he actually does, but just doesn't want it performed by a partner, because I know to some degree he enjoys the blood pressure, the pressure, right?

Yeah. Oh. That was a really quick clean. That's what's up. Let's do a redo. We do what? Now that there's no more. We don't do anything.

Sorry, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I was just wondering why you don't like baby wipe or use a bidet. I have those. Yeah, we know. I know. Okay, Angela, let me quick procreo. Yeah. Come on quickly. Oh, shut up for a second.

I love you. Get in the water. Because I'll tell you why. Today, for some reason or another, I never thought that I would a photo of my butthole. Oh, that's your first mistake And to Shay you're right it wasn't right, but you know you're your butthole is a business Your butthole is a business what is your mind's not minds out in retirement? Okay, right? So it's like it's an old fishing butthole. Oh yeah.

By the lake, you know what I mean? He's relaxing. He's used, yeah. And you're like catching the fish. You know what I mean? You know, relaxing. So you want to take another photo of my butthole? Yeah, I'm just cleaning out my head.

Yeah, but if I was like, say I retired and I was gonna hang out with like my old like butthole friends, like my butthole fucking friends. Yeah. Even if I was retired, I'd be like, just for old time saying, I'm gonna make sure, you know, the buttholes like. Oh, so when you're 80 years old, and you're just in case, you just never know.

Oh, so you're in your 80, your butthole's gonna be like tissue free. You're gonna be ready, yeah. Just in case. Preparation, man. Does it, do you like butthole work? I do like butthole, I do a lot of butthole work. Wow, that's a bold statement.

Yeah. That's insane. That's crazy. My butthole is big business. Oh. Wow. Corporate. Yeah.

Yeah. Does it hurt? No, if not, if you do it right. What happened to all the good old vagina? Oh, yeah, it's great. You like that too? I love that. What do you prefer?

I prefer veg. Have you ever had food poisoning while you're doing it? Wait, didn't you rupture your appendix during a scene? Yeah, no Why can't we address that? It might because of the other I have more room because my appendix is gone. So there's more room for the big dicks to go in. But I mean, when you're working

and you let's see you at a burrito. I know, well, I wouldn't have a burrito. But I really want to get to the bottom of this because I want to do this right for myself. Go ahead. Because I'm somebody that hasn't necessarily enjoyed anal, so I've just avoided it. But like we've had it.

And- One time. Yeah, and you didn't love it. Hate it. Yeah, he hated it. I hate it, yeah. What about it? Well, I'm just very just traditional.

I've never watched anal porn. Okay. Yeah, it's always been like forbidden. But you love the butthole. You love the butthole, but you don't like anal porn. No. Yeah, it's always been like forbidden. But you love the butthole. You love the butthole, but you don't like anal porn. No, listen, I love trees. I don't want to fuck it, you know? Okay.

You know what, that tracks. I would think about it, you know what I mean? I love many things I don't want to punish, right? So do you like doggie style in the pussy? So then you can look at the butthole. Is that kind of, do you look at the butthole when you do doggy? What are you closer to?

I do a quick glance. Oh, not a sped- I don't do like a purve like look at it. Oh, so you don't spread. I should know this, you don't spread. I don't spread, no. You're right. Oh, no, we never done doggy

because our height difference didn't allow us. No, I've changed my style. Do you just standing now, but like, No, no, no, no, you know those new office chairs themselves? Wait, what do you mean? You then said, you mean. I thought maybe you'd wear the platform heel. No, you know, they have new office chairs

where you can like move it up and down. That's the bottom one. You know, I realize that you could do that with the human. I can go go down. Oh. You know what I mean? I think an office chair. Right, before whatever position the girl ended up being,

even it was super high, I wouldn't adjust it so I would try to do that. So you just, whatever it presents itself, you'd try. Right, I didn't like it. But now I realize, oh no, I can, you know, go, hey, can you go down a little bit? Adjustable. To the right, lay on your stomach, this and that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what are we talking about, the butthole? Yeah, just the proper way to prep. Oh yeah, go. This and that. But what are we talking about? The butthole? Yeah, just the proper way to prep. Oh yeah, go. Yeah, I'd be doing solo anal first. That's what I would focus on. And I would go super slow.

Go from one finger to two fingers to three fingers. And this could be over the course of weeks, depending on your comfortability and how you're... Four or five fingers, ten fingers. We're going to stop. We need to stop. I'm trying to find out out this is my mission. Where does it stop? Yeah? I mean is there like a certain point where you're like that's enough Yes, yeah, dreads enough. Dread is it what's red? Dread is a

Performa I'm a performer and he is definitely enough. I want to ask a guy who is that endowed. If it feels good to be that endowed because there's really only so much you can put in, right? Well, he's born for porn. I mean, it's lucky that he is in porn because a lot of porn performers can take him more than I'm guessing, civilians. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, it's kind of sad

because he does struggle to date because his dick is like, it's a vacation dick. It's like 100%. Yeah, I remember. I remember. That's pure vacation. You're good. Yeah, once in a lifetime.

I remember seeing a guy's dick for the first time that I had fully intended on hooking up with. And as soon as I saw it, I literally did like a Korean bow and I said, no thank you and I left. Because there was just no way, like, respect. Respectfully, I was like, thank you so much, but like, I don't know what to do with that.

I just anatomically, I don't think we're a match. And then, but he was like, really, good looking. He was a great guy, boyfriend potential, pure vacation dick. Yeah, and I was like, I can't have that, I don't think every day. Mine's more like, mine's a regular dick, right? I think your husband, husband.

Husband dick. Not, yeah, that's pretty nice. Yeah, have you ever been honest with me, and I'm not gonna feel offended by it. By any means, I really like you, by the way way. Thank you. Thanks for doing our podcast. Thank you I like you feel like you're I feel like you're setting me up for like a Actually, I met you once before not really do you remember? No, yeah, that's probably for the best Why why why I actually no, I saw you coming up

at the flight of stairs, you don't remember this, and I just saw you, and I was like, oh my god, I love you. And that was it, that was our exchange. And did I say anything back? You were like, oh, thanks. And what was that, where was that? Where was that?

Where was that? That was in Hollywood. Oh, really? Well, from now on, what if I saw you, I would hug you and we'd talk. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a real fan, girl, but so we'll want it if I saw you, I would hug you and we'd talk. We'd chat, yeah, yeah. Thank you.

I'm a real fan girl, my son. We'll be here. It's an honor for you to be here. And that's all I have to say. I have nothing else to say. Anyway. And? No, but honestly though, have you ever had an Asian guy

you have had to have? Yeah. A full Asian guy. A full, yeah, a full Asian guy. Not a Kiana Reef tie. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. So I shot in Japan and I was actually fucking a Korean guy for a while. Dating him?

In Japan. I don't know what that means. No. Good answer. That's a good enough answer. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why they're like that. I don't know.

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Face timer. No. You still like him. I still like him. I still like him. We're still planning on hanging out. Oh, nice. So ongoing things.

It's an ongoing thing with no labels. I can't even be dating then. I would say that's probably dating until like, you're not official, you're not exclusive, but you're getting to know each other. Oh, you know what? We are getting to know each other. Yeah, but the D word no.

Why are you scared of, buddy? I'm not scared. Hey, why are you scared of something, buddy? Well not scared. You are. You're scared of something, buddy. Well, I really, well, I am scared of all of this lingo and what it all means. And like, when are you dating someone, when are you just fucking someone? Like, what is it all like?

I mean, listen, why is this uncomfortable? Angela, you and I, let's say you and I were dating. What does that mean? I think that's what she wants to know. What does that mean? I think that's what she wants to know. What does that mean? I said to you, listen, I know what you do for work and I want you to work. I'm not, I'm fully supportive of what you do.

Thank you. And I think it's an art. I really do. You're performing. That's great. But I don't want you to see Side Deck anymore. Outside of work. Okay, you and our exclusive.

Okay, because in the mornings, I want to rub your little head, right? Kiss you on the forehead and good morning. I made you a breakfast. I made you a Denver omelet. What's in the Denver? What's in it? Eggs. Let's go. Okay.

One. Fuck yeah, man. That's it, baby. Ham. Got it. All right. Green bell peppers. Yeah. Onions. Yeah, onions. Yeah

Some tomatoes Who knows variations variation baby anyway, I'm gonna make you one of those okay Mine is adorable right. Yeah, and freshly squeezed orange juice. Wow Wish Fresh wish goy-jag That's a good question. Marciouish, goisha. A lot of jokes. Actually, squeeze, right?

That sounds adorable. And then, you know what, after you're on that, we're gonna cuddle for like an hour, right? And then we're gonna plan the day. I would day planned. When are we working? No, you want to work? Do you have a job?

I just want to bring you home. Oh, you're yourself. No, when I'm a fictional character, it's probably me. Okay, so you're working up at 2 p.m. She wakes up at 7, we learn. Listen, in this scenario. How are we gonna work if you're waking up at 2 p.m.

Oh, you got rib. We can't sleep in the same bed, because if you're coming home at like 5 a.m. and getting into bed and waking me up when I'm waking up in two hours, I'm gonna be pissed. So we're gonna live in separate rooms. Oh God. It's so stupid. Listen to me when I'll be fucking Wow, I'm gonna schedule fucking how we Everything's about fuck all right, I'm not about fuck all the time Listen, okay, I'm trying to be this relationship is hard. I know, I know. It's so hard already. The fake relationship already.

No fucking hard already. So fuck, I mean, sweetie. You get up at 7 and then you go to work. Yeah, so you're not even there. Wait, wait, what shoots are at 7 in the morning? It's a normal. Usually 9 a.m. So I have to call time.

Call time is 9 a.m. Normally. That's pretty standard. That's what I'm going to be up at 7 a.m. So I can shower and shave and like. How many days a week do you work? It depends. Give me the average. Okay, but I work every day, but I don't shoot every day

Oh, you write is that what you're saying? Like writing strips of I mean no, I do like pre and post production So I do like editing like editing the editing schedule I actually don't do a lot of my own editing anymore, but I use to so yeah, it's all like music No, I well I picked the music. I don't create the music. I'm planning shoots. So I'm contacting other performers for collaboration. Yeah, talking to my agent about my breath. It's not the usual sound effects. Like, what? No, no, like, what about like this air, an R.E. Astro kind of like, like an evil girl? Oh, you want a score.

Like a score. Hans Imbeleib. Like the arrival. Yeah, it was a rival. You know what I mean? Like a cool kind of like a different vibe. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, I think you can choose that with you. Already step one is not happening, which is cooking her a Dunver Omlet, because you're not up at seven a.m. I've left and you're still sleeping. I will change. How? I understand you can't.

You have to, like, you can't. You can't because you have to be, you're doing sets at like 10 p.m. right? Not every night. So there's some nights like Sundays. I would, if we were dating, I'd be real. Okay. If I was dating you, right, I would give stuff up. Well, I give up.

So Sunday, Mondays and Tuesdays are like my nights not to do put standout. Okay. But then if you're already used to waking up at two, your your body's gonna want to wake up at two. So we're not. No, no, no, no, no, no. So this is what I would do. Okay. I know that my sweet, lovely bumblebee, Angela, right?

A little sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, pie, right? A little big, tiny bumblebee, right? I don't know how she flies around, but. Yo, you handle big, tiny bumblebee, yeah, right? So I know that my little sweet, sweet, tumbling, tumbling, right? It's gonna get up at seven.

So what I would do, but she works, she has to add it at 10, yeah, right? And she has to do post production, whatever, right? So what I would do is I would wake up at seven. So what I would do, but she works, she has to edit at 10, yeah, right? And she has to do post production, whatever, right? So what I would do is I wanna wake up at six, or not even sleep, I won't even sleep. I'll chop chop chop chop chop chop chop, right? Onions, yeah. I'll keep peeking in the room.

My little bumblebee, big titty bumblebee still sleep, right? And I would, what am I doing here? A pepper? No. Salt. Orange juice. Oh, squish. Freshly sourced ques.

What, you fucking know what the mime school? Give him a bread. Oh, I don't fuck. Yeah. Oh, dig a pepper, dig a butter. No, I'm fucking making a freshly squeezed orange juice. Right, orange juice, right? You wake up your little BDIs, right?

Not that I'm bigger than the mime, but um. Yeah, what the fuck, man? You have great eyes, manDIs right? Not that bigger than my, but um, yeah, what the fuck man? You have great eyes, but you have great eyes about that. Yeah, I know I said they have little BDI right and I bring one of those tray things right? Oh, anybody, right? Breakfast and bed. We eat right? Maybe we'll watch whatever you want to a bachelor or whatever you watch by the way. Oh, I don't really watch anything. You guys are watching anything. That's it could be a hard one. Could you actually fuck me instead? Like could you wake me up with sex? Like, instead of, you don't have to do all the breakfast. Well, you're already working, right?

Yeah, it's not the same, though. I want to fuck my bumblebee. Okay. My big bumblebee. We fuck her. I know, but I smoke up a 5-30 chopping shit down. Right? So it's like, I'm tired.

Put on the side. Yeah, don't cook it. Just get it ready to cook. I'm in, waking up with the dick. With the dick. And then I'm like, blist out, you roll out and then finish. Yeah. Oh, I have to wait first, wait, see if you're fully awake.

Because I want to jam it in when you're sleeping. No, like, that's weird. If I've already given you consent for it. All right, right. Yeah, I don't jam it in, you know, like, you know, wake me up with little tickles and like kisses and you're hot dick, like pressing up against my thigh and then like that.

Yeah, yeah, so my hard dick is I get your thaw. Yeah. So what's the fun? You say? You're just not an initiator. I'm not. Ever. I'm not known.

There's no tickling or pressing up or none of that. Yeah. Like if you don't initiate, he will never. Oh. Oh, what? I'm just being mindful about a woman's right. Yeah. But hey, yeah, dude.

Right? Women's rights. But if I've said, if I'm in this relationship with you, and I've said like, I just can't send to fuck me whenever. Like, there's no, I'm ready. OK. I'm in this relationship with you and I've said like I give you consent to fuck me whenever like there's no I'm ready. Okay. I'm asleep. All right, so I'm on the side Yeah, and I'm at my little Dixard and I'm like rubbing against your your buzzing to you Yeah, my bubble right. Yeah, I love it dude. I love maybe I'll get the wings You put wigs and like it you like a striped black and yellow. You're hopping with a wigs on?

Right, right. And I'm zzzzzz, right. I'm rubbing my right and I stick it in. Condom worm. Well, we're together. Right, no condom. Yeah, no condom. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we've done all the testing. Right, right, right. So I'm sticking it in, right? Yeah. I already told you earlier that I can't come. I don't know what happened. I can get a wrecked and I can have six for hours. I just can't come That's kind of ideal. So yeah, is it really?

I've been releasing myself theatrically Buzz buzz you can't come. Don't say that. Do you get close? Do you get close to humming? No. No. I don't even get close, but I stay miraculously. But it's full of pleasure still?

I feel great. Yeah, I just think. Now you experience what it's like being a woman. Yes. Right. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard. Just constantly fucking and not counting.

No, coming. Yeah, yeah. And I could go for it, but coming. Yeah, yeah, and I can go for it But then everyone's like, oh, what am I cats are doing? You know whatever wait, but would you jerk off? You're still coming no you're not either. It's hard. It's like it takes a little hours. Is there an orgasm? barely Yeah, I don't know there's a problem go cold turkey nothing for a month No, I would just see I'd see my mind. I'd say a doctor for what? For not coming.

But you know, but it could be a meditation. Yeah, for what? For what? And the life. I'd get you like hormones checked, I'd check like, does any like, medicational vitamins that you're taking that can be. Couldn't have been, couldn't have been, can't, can't be, that I'm 52.

True. That's too young. Right? And I'm a little too almost too young. That's too young. And I'm a little too old. No, it's too young to not be coming. No, but if I wasn't getting a wrecked, I'd go to the doctor, I'm not gonna get a wreck, I'm gonna need a bunch of pills.

I can easily get a wrecked. But do you want to come? Not really, no. Oh, okay. What if you don't, is that in your mind, you're thinking, I don't really want to come? Let me think. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. Bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz. Uh-huh. I don't know. I think the pressure of like, why aren't I coming?

Uh-oh, I'm not going to come. And that, the, those thoughts were mental. Oh, mental. Maybe it's mental. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, that's not a bad thing. You know, what happened with me when I started doing spin classes a lot is I started to lose sensation in my pussy

because of having to sit on that saddle every single day. So it kind of numbed it out. So I had to, I have to hover my pussy over the saddle now and not sit on the bike so that I had a loose sensation. Yeah, it's a weird thing. When you're working, do you come? It depends. But rarely don't. Yeah, I mean, look, if I'm doing a gonzo scene with some...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to know the technology. Okay, so gonzo would be like no script. We fuck how we would fuck if the camera wasn't there, right? So, and if I'm with an on-screen partner that I have great chemistry with, we've worked a lot, we understand each other's bodies, that's the most likely scenario that I'm going to be able to come. The least likely scenario is when I'm in a scene that's overly directed where the director is telling me

which positions to go into, when to switch positions, and even when to come. Like they'll be in the corner and be like, hey, come now. Like, highly produced. Yeah, heavily, heavily, well. That sounds fucking stupid. It's not as fun as the Gonzo scenes.

I was watching a porn day and the director of whoever was the camera guy, amazing or what? It wasn't great. He reaches his hand in and adjusts the lady's flag in the middle of the scene. Number one, you cut, also number two. If I was the girl, I would do a Christian bail. Like, how could you cover to my scene?

Yeah. And interrupt my fucking, you know what I know, I'm not working with you. I would fucking go crazy. Yeah, yeah. If somebody had just a journal. No, there's actually a lot of times like when I'm in gangbangs, like the last gangbang I did, I was getting a gang bang. What do you mean?

Please, please, please, please. Okay. Okay. A gang bang is when I get fucked by a minimum of five guys. Is that the most you've done? No, the most you've done. The most you've done. The most you've done.

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Yes. And the ninth cock was me. Yes. Yes. Be real. Yes. Would you laugh? No.

You wouldn't know. I don't even. I surprised you. But they don't prep you. You're just going through it and probably just. Yeah. I mean, you're going to tell to me because I'm more of the beoffit.

Yeah. And he has a squeezing of juice. And I make it juice. Yeah. But I would think that you and I would have a connection. Yeah. You would laugh. No, I would, I would probably come up and kiss you. Oh, no.

On the mouth. On the mouth? Yeah. I tried to kiss and I mean, you should. Kiss seven do's cocks. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Holy moly. But it would be such a good kiss. It would be such a good kiss. But you already sucked. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, but it's a sweep. Yeah, I moly. But it would be such a good kiss. It would be such a good kiss. But you already sucked. You know what I mean? Yeah, but it's a sweet. Yeah, I can't run away. It's a sweet. It's a little bit of dread.

And the word of these, I can't. I can't. Yeah, some of these are my mom. I can't. It's a part of somebody else's come. That's fine. They won't have come yet. Right, right.

OK. It would just be pre-come. Right. And spit. And here's another thing I don't like about gangbangs. Yeah. It's when the guys are choking around. You don't want them to have fun?

Are talking amongst each other? No, yeah, I mean, hey man, it's not fucking the Indy 500. I like it. Oh. That dude chokes. Bad writing. You just want the bad writing. No, the improvise.

It's like, shut the fuck up. Oh, I'm busy. Yeah. I'll go get him, Tony. I don't want to. Like when they're egging each other on. Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, Tony, that's egging each other on. Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, Tony, that's not, you know what I mean?

Like, all right, let Tony focus, you know what I mean? Do you guys have personal team? I do. I have personal things important. Yeah, yeah, what I don't like. Yeah, so, um, did, are they respectful though? Yes. Unless you want them to not be respectful.

Oh, are you one of those? You like it? Well, yeah, I do. Especially in a gang bag. Oh, are you one of those you like it? Well, yeah, I do especially in a gang bag. That's like the perfect time for it. How rough though? What's your scale? From like sometimes sometimes when I'm watching that I Have to turn it off and go that was too much. Okay You know, I mean, I don't like it. What's the line? What's the hard line for you? Blood? Oh, yeah, no Yeah, yeah, blood's a big one.

Blood's a big one for a lot of us. Yeah. Pretty standard. Why are you rolling your eyes? I'm not. It's a big one for me. It is a big one for everyone. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, when is the open-wooler laceration? Oh, yeah. You're not saying, what are you watching? What are you watching? I'm just saying, I don't like it. Before everything we go over like our hot nose and our do's and don't I'm a production meeting. Yeah, oh, well here we go. Okay. Hello. Who are you? I'm the producer and director. Okay. Yeah. What's your name?

Benjamin Difi Benjamin Difi world renowned director Benjamin Difi. I'm Benjamin Tphy, you don't know? Oh, I know. Well, then what'd you ask? Just wanted to hear the question. Can we do the meeting? Yes.

All right. So what are your juicin' tones and the rough scale? Well, wait, wait, wait, wait. So you were on set right now, and I'm doing what kind of scene, a gangbang? We're doing a violent gangbang. It's with Benjamin Typhy, we're doing what? Is that too much of the language? We would never do a violent gangbang. No, we're, is that too much, the language?

We would never, we would never do like a violent gang. No, no, no, not a violent gang. Because if it's rough and it's consensual, it's not violence, right? My terminologies. Okay, okay. It was wrong. We're doing a rough gang, right? Sure.

There we go. And what are your do's and don'ts? Okay, so I'm okay with hair pulling. I'm okay with face slapping. I'm okay with spanking. I'm okay with spinning. Well, Tony. Yeah.

The guy that's going to, you know, last time we did, he pulled the, I'm okay with spinning. Well, Tony. Yeah. The guy that's gonna, last time we did, he pulled the hair out of the scalp. Not that hot. Too much. That's what I'm saying. I wanna be specific. Yeah, also like, does it matter where he's pulling from?

Cause I don't like my hair pulled from here. I like pulled from the scalp. Yeah, pulling from the scalp. Yeah, okay, well, Tony. Yeah. No. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Thanks, Tony. Oh, man. Oh, man. Thanks, Tony. Oh, man. Yeah, it's okay, Tony. So anyway, so no scalpulling. Right. Okay, good. What else? And also, with any slapping, no bruising.

So you can slap me, but not so hard that you're going to bruise me. Your bruiser. Yes, I'm a bruiser. And I have to go to tomorrow. Yeah. Open hand. No clothes, fast. Oh, man. Totally retarded.

Don't be retarded. What? Are you? Yeah, you are, man. Oh, man. So I get it. So you. But that's for any saying, even if it's just like a go-go saying or a boy go-saying, we

go over our dos and don't. And I'll, yeah, yes, it's really. Oh, no. Let's suppose Angela is producer for the day and you're a talent Whatever you're doing don't yeah, what are your hard nose? What do you like as well? It's your poor name Well, first of all can we do a tissue? You know me the ring I don't want to show her on my butthole so okay We always have baby wipes on set okay good. So why wipe the pretty good. Yeah, do you think I got another photo yet? I'd like to

Why why pretty good yeah, do you think I'd have a photo yet? I'd like to Face it that's what reminded him Jesus man Oh, okay, I got you got a couple. I see What's that side? Why is it hard? It's the lighting. Yeah, you better light it. I don't like it. Oh, I don't like it. I don't like my butt.

It looks like an Afghanistan. Can I? I've seen a lot. I've seen a lot of male buttholes. Can I have a little genuine? No, no, no, it's beautiful. I've seen a lot. I've seen a lot of buttholes.

You can show me the angel of my butthole. I've seen a lot of buttholes. OK, no, I won't do it without consent. You can show her. What if we did it with this light so that then you've got better light so you don't have a dark shadow on my face? I don't think it's the light. I think this color is a hat.

It's discoloration. No, no. Wrong, she's correct. It's the light. It's Harvey Dent. There it is. It's too fake, but too asshole. Too asshole. Do you want to use the light on my phone as well?

Can I get it like a can I get like a filter? Oh, yeah, let's set be out or something. We're gonna light your asshole before I take it off. I mean I feel bad for the people in the corner having to make eye contact with you around This is he's going deep right now. I love that this is our programming right now So yeah Bobby for the audience is just bending over preusual. They're taking photos of his butthole. Good, I'm good. Okay. That's sweat. That's what? That's sweat. You know what? I better shave, I think. Just can't. Okay, that's okay. Consent? No, no, that's a race out. Okay, I'll do.

I just can't. Okay, that's okay. Consent? No, no, that's a race out one. Okay, I'll do it. If you do two things, thank you. If you do two things, I'll never talk to you again. Okay, honestly, really impressive. Do the one I just did, not the other one.

Okay, sorry, I have consent to look. Yeah. Okay. Let me see, we have to see, oh my god. I need to put your sitting up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. We get her face. We get her face. Okay. Oh wow. Wow. Oh my god Oh wow Wow, she's pretending or wow, right? She's zoomed in. Yeah, I talked to zoomed in

Don't give me the phone. Don't zoom in man What are you looking for in there? Jimmy Hoffa? You have, you barely have spokes. Like you're so smooth. Yeah. You're so smooth. Thank you. That's a good thing. So smooth, so clean. Yeah.

Wow. And like even like going under like the taint and the ball is like it's really Clean thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Barely any like coloration difference like yeah That's good news for everyone very tight looking really tight very tight. Yeah, have you seen it? Yeah, yeah 50 million Keep zooming up on it. It's like no, I keep zooming because I'm like, Yes, I'm zooming. It's, I've never seen that.

I keep zooming because it's like, What are you looking for in there, man? That actual hole. Is it so tight? I was like, where? I don't think you have a hole, man. I might not have a hole. It looks like it's sewn together.

Yeah. It looks human-sensitive, Pety. Like, it's closed. Doesn't it, like, when is this, Jesus Christ. Let me see, let me see. No, it's like. Like, doesn't it? Like, what is this? Jesus Christ. Let me see, let me see. No, it's like... Let me see.

No, look how it honestly looks like a fissure. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see, let me see. I was hooked up. I don't know whatever is that. That's out of control. That's out of control. That's out of control, man.

Wait, where is your hole? That's why I can't... That looks like Mars. That looks like Mars. That looks like Mars! That looks like Mars! I can't zoom in to find the hole! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't ever zoom like that again, that was rude. Dude, that's a while.

That's a while. Sorry, you know I couldn't zoom. That was a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a while. Wait, you're so right. Yeah, it's so tight that it's like, I was like, where- Let me take a photo of your body. The entry.

It's frog tight. Oh, it is? Yeah. Alright, that's good, that's good. That's good, the dance, good. The walk. Wait, why were we looking at that in the first I have the idea. Oh, I have the idea. I think we were trying to count the ring folks folks No, no, no, no, yeah, you don't have ridges. You're very People see that I um that look young for my age. Maybe I have a very young Butthole as well. Yeah, you never had Botox or anything

Not in the bubble. But. You never had Botox or anything? Not in the butthole. Butthole butthole. Did people get Botox and the butthole? Yeah. Actually, I've never done it, but there's two different muscle rings in the butthole, and if you get Botox in the second one, it helps with anal as well.

This has just helped relax. Relax is the muscle. So what you're saying to me is that- But you can do it on your own, so I would just take the time to do it. Because I have a standup joke about my butthole. What is it? I go, my butthole is very tight, ladies and gentlemen. My poop looks like Angel Hare pasta.

What a funny joke. Hey, it worked. It worked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's not, so my, she loves it, yeah. Yeah, so the joke is, it works. It's true. Yeah. It's true, the joke. Yeah, it is. It's back. Yeah loves it, yeah. So my, the joke is, it works, it's true. Yeah. It's true, the joke.

Yeah, it is, it's back. Yeah, it's a factual thing. Yeah. Yeah. Is your boat hold tight like that or no? No, not that tight. Yeah, yeah. So I have a tighter boat hold than you.

Yeah, you do. I just want to know that. Yeah, you do. So we do say it out loud, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to say that out loud, yeah. But I can say mine is an award winning household. Ooh. Ooh.

Let's think again. That an award winning household. Ooh. Let that sink in. That's true. Yeah. But I feel like yours could be too, if that's the route you wanted to take. Yeah. Well, I mean, they would come faster, no? In the beginning.

In the go time. Yeah, yeah. Like the guys? Yeah. I, what do you mean? Speaking of sure, you're saying come faster. If it had to do with my butthole, then it had to be a guy no

No, you can get no That's very interesting. Let me ask you about From now on though, I'll have to say I'll never be able to watch. I don't think your stuff Oh, that's just the point, but you don't like big tits anyway, so you're not gonna be one No, I think you're very attractive, but what I'm saying is is, and I like them, but of course I'm not going to pass on it, you know. The free meal. It was both. No, they're very beautiful.

What I'm saying is that with Asakira, with Stella, with Lumi, all these people that I know, they're your friends. I can, for some reason, I can't, why is that? You think, tell me about his psychology. I'm actually kind of disappointed. Like, I like when my friends jerk off to me. Really?

Yeah, because it's like, I want you to enjoy my work. Like, I do good work. Like, look at my work. Oh, that's what I'm doing. Like, I'm not gonna not watch your stand up. Yeah. I'm gonna watch you. I'm gonna support you.

I'm gonna watch you see about us. I've changed my shit, dude. Yeah. So what I'm saying is, if you did porn, I'm gonna support you, I'm gonna watch you, but I'm scared, yeah. Yeah, so what I'm saying is if you did porn, I'd have to watch yours. Okay. Yeah, I'd be laughing. I'd be laughing hard, but anyway, so what do you wanna, you wanna plug anything, Angela?

Can I be honest with you though? This has been so fun. You have fun? Yeah, I've had a lot of fun. Did I say it in any way? No, you didn't, were you trying to? No, I've had a little fun. Did I say it in any way? No, you didn't. Were you trying to?

No. I think I went around certain things. Yeah. You know, you know, be like fashion. Yeah, a little, a little bubbly. Yeah. But I really did enjoy this conversation. I really like you.

Would you like to plug anything? Sure. Well, you should go to AngelaWhite.com, is the best place to go. I'm actually going to be signing in Berlin in Germany, October 26th to 29th, at Venus, Berlin, and then I'm signing at New Jersey, Exotica, November 3 to 5th, and then I'm doing an appearance at Sapphires in Vegas,

just an assigning appearance on the 18th of November So and what what club is that that's a strip club Sapphire's sapphire's Yeah, yeah, you never been to sapphire. No, I've never oh should come. What's it like there? It is yeah Yeah, I've a really you know, I haven't done that in a while strip clubs. It's fun, but you know So if I went to sapphire's would you pretend you didn't know me? No, I'd, I'd go on. It's a problem. I don't have to wait in line, right?

No, no, no. I can hang out with you, probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be fun. Yeah, come. Do you see any other shows? Why not? Why not?

I would go. You love? What's the date? 18th of November. 18th of November. 18th of November. I think I want to go. Come on, that's so good. I really am.

For fun. It's also there. You're going to be dancing there too, right? Yes. I'll bring a couple of grand. You had to tip and stuff. You never get to a couple of dances. Nice.

It's fun. I went to one in Florida, actually. Where? Tampa. Where? When I was shooting the movie with Will. I never. Which one?

I forgot what it was called, but it was pretty cool. It was good. Yeah, it was pretty wild. Dude, I had a strip club incident recently. Whatever. I don't want to get into it, but basically. Okay. Well, they don't say it.

I don't want to get into it, but here's the full story. Yeah, yeah. Just give us a look now. I was like, a fight broke out. Okay. And then I accidentally got like thrown and like punched in the head It wasn't a fight between me. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I just got caught in the fight. Don't be careful The cops come a cops and come no, no, it's just like a random like I was like don't fight guys

They fought and I got sandwiched in, but it was all good. Do you have your own podcast or no? No. Should I? Yeah. I think you, I honestly, like, I know that probably Loomy wants to do one too, she's good at it. I would just do, like, it would be interesting

to see three girls doing it at the same time. You know? No, I'm down. I've thought about doing a podcast. We fun to watch, that's all. I'm just like, how do I carve that into my schedule at this point? You're very busy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he fucking? That's great. Yeah, he's great. When is the end? I know, 50. I haven't put like a time limit on it. Like, I'm having fun, so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And is it true that in your, a woman in their theories, their sexuality is heightened? I think so. I think so. Yeah. Also, you just know more about what you want and how your body works.

Oh, so much more fun. It's so fun. I would say, I'm 38 now compared. My 20s were the pits of hell. Just even sexually. It's like you're doing it. You think you're doing it right. You think you're enjoying it, but it does not compare to when you've actually started to feel good in your body. Yeah, when you have that more bodily confidence

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