TigerBelly - Bobby Lee is Wanted *PATREON UNLOCKED*

Episode Date: April 30, 2019

Check out our Patreon for more content every Monday. https://www.patreon.com/TigerBelly We take another Field Trip to Koreatown Plaza food court. Bobby address the drama behind his most recent Instagram post which involves a flyer and dog poop. Also Licks or Lix?Support us by supporting our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today I Wonder if we can find headphones for people with TMJ or maybe just like earphones that go in my ear Yeah, I'll pick some up Want to pull it up too. Are we starting? Yep. You're on. Yeah, okay Here we go Hi, I'm Bobby Lee. I Have a couple of dogs. They look like rats and they fight

I don't clean up after them ever If I've let my dogs defecate on your property and you feel as though I owe you money or an apology You know where to find me that flyer that by the way is a flyer that's been passed around and on Lamp posts and cars all over my street What night was it not last night, but the night before night before three in the morning in the morning Guys, this is real

And I know who it is. It's it's our neighbor who lives I live in a condo kind of a building And there's a house next to mine a greenhouse to our left. Okay, babe. We're not giving an address. Come on Let's not fuck with fire right? She I've never seen her before in my life. This is what happened So I had Gobi and Julio Okay, let me let me just even before that just say something about my dogs My dogs I Love more than I love a lot of humans. Hmm. I get them great food

You know one of them I spent $5,000 on knee surgery They're all rescue. They're all rescues and do are they perfect dogs? By all means no no Gobi and and Rami are Julio it bites Julio is a nightmare Julio is my youngest He's like if I he's kind of like the night stalker Richard Ramirez But dog form right not as handsome though, but but still not as handsome, but still he's my dog and And

Yeah, I'm not I'm not gonna. I'm not I'm not about to defend my dogs But but do I love them? Yes, that's okay and number two The question is have I ever cleaned up dog poo? If you want to do it, let's do a percentage mm-hmm and I've changed my ways FYI, what did it start at I want to go 80 20 Also a good ground beef dang I gave you a 50% stats on when I commented on your Instagram Let go 70 30 70% at the time. I don't however, however

Yeah, our dogs. I wish I wish our dogs shit that close to our house Yeah, they don't have to take them way down the canyon for them to poo Yeah, all the shit that's in front of her lawn is Is accumulated over the last two years from a bunch like our canyon or where we live you see it There are dogs everywhere. Yeah This girl is look and she's seen me. She knows what I look like. She knows my dogs. She knows I cry She has never ever I look her right in the eye and she has never Said anything to me. Well, let's just let's get to the story and then we'll talk about yeah, right?

So with Lila's is ready to choose. She's ready. She's ready. She's I'm gonna get her. I know you are we're not gonna get anybody You're not I will I'll get her Baby relax. So It's three two in the morning Or maybe one or what time is that 130 something like that and I'm across the street and I'm walking my two dogs and All of a sudden I hear my name Bobby Bobby Lee. Oh full name I turn around and

There's a woman there. I've never seen before in my life. So she's a complete Stranger to me. I don't know how she feels about me. I don't know she's from that house. I Don't know her because you were across the street. Yeah, I think I did pull a seer pull up into the driveway But still I just don't I know she could be visiting. I don't know her and she goes um Your dogs shit You know outside my fucking lawn. Wow, and I've had enough of it

And I go they just they didn't shit to just now in your lawn her lawn. No, never never a public sidewalk. You dumb bitch She's like Like a kind human. Oh, that's not a good shit there. I know about Kala Kala Kala. We're not doing that right now I'm here to defend your honor and your honor. I don't know. I'm with the baby. You're you're you're you're at Defconn 10 You I need you. Yeah, I need you to bring back my summit and mountain Why don't we do this? Oh, why don't I finish the story? You don't think I rolled with the villa boys I know you did. I know you the villa. I know you the villa. They are the villa. You are the villa. Thank you, Gilbert You don't think they called me licks. Licks aren't licks. All right, licks

Let's just know I know I know that and you might not want to say that out loud again. Oh, so could be a lie. Yeah Licks, all right, licks back up. I swear that was my tagger name. All right, back up. Let lips. Let's tag her. I know so Guys summit and mountain. Let me finish the story. Let me finish the fucking story. Licks. Let me finish the story All right, so George So I got she goes, you know, for a couple years you've been shitting your dogs outside my house I've had enough this and that and you know what, you know, I have my dog shit in front of her house Probably do I remember the times? No

so basically I said, you know, I heard what you had to say and I've learned, you know, I'm a fast learner and I'm sorry. I won't do it again I'm thinking that that was gonna end it calm everything down. It didn't She goes, I know your girlfriend does it. I know your dog walker does it and she goes. I know who you are Oh, that's that's where I know. She's full of shit. She says I do it. Did I licks? I told you not to interrupt Let me finish this part. I fucking hate Licks licks. So anyway So she says, I know who you are. I know you do and she says, I know your girlfriend your dog walker go out and do it and

I go, all right. Listen, I'm sorry All right, I'm not gonna do it again. She's like she just keeps going, right? Where your dog backs? Yes I go, I don't have any of the boot bags. I don't have any right that time. See that's what I'm saying, you know that kind of thing Yeah, but then she I see that she has her phone out and if the screen is on so I'm thinking two things one She's taping me Or two, she's gonna call somebody Right since the the k since the camera is not on me like that. I just assume that she's gonna call someone I go

Are you gonna call the cops? She goes I'm thinking about it and then I just I don't know. I just went into a red zone And I said I want you to Please call the cops. I was willing to go to prison that night I'm being real. I'm willing to go to prison for this Okay, and then she walked right back across the street She gets in her Door away and there's somebody there. I don't her boyfriend. I don't know who the fuck

Is dating this woman? Oh my god. He's a prisoner baby. Oh my god. I feel so bad for the trap. He hasn't eaten in three days Yeah, yeah, yeah, we might have to call like, you know He has one of those like, you know how horses get fed through like that that little Thing they put around the feedback. Yeah feedback. Yeah, that's how he's she she yells This guy wants me to call the cops Like like that and she slammed the door she walks in and I I stood outside her house for another maybe two minutes And then I walked Gobi and Julio in And then an hour hour and a half later

Gobi is by the door going I need to go back out So I decided to just take her down and when I take her down Is when I saw all the flyers There's one on a lamp post and there was one on a car and there was another one on a couch abandoned couch outside my place And the one that's on the on the couch It was actually taped to the couch I when I when I look at it And I start reading it

I literally cackled like a hyena into the night and went like you know like crazy Yeah, I brought Gobi back in and then I close the sleep now and I start going inside myself Laughter it's a combination of laughter and rage And there's only three reasons why you would put somebody's face on a fucking flyer number one They're missing Number two, a pedophile is moving into town Number three, like we said, red dead redemption A bounty

Okay But number four What? Clearly pooh Clearly pooh Clearly pooh Clearly pooh And for listen, okay

Listen what I did In retrospect It's something that I should have I should have cleaned I should clean pool and I'm gonna do it from now on Yeah But I also on top of it I never thought that people would get butt hurt about it Because a perfect example is in front of our building if you look at the public sidewalk Same public sidewalk she shares there's a bunch of like great like mounds of Great Dane poop

All over that place All over right Right But when I walk out of my building knowing that none of my dogs did that Do I have a hissy fit and start plastering someone's face No not even growing up though even in my when I grew up in my neighborhood We never had dogs and people would poo their dogs on my lawn And we lived in a now you've been in my old house

Yeah, it's nice It's a beautiful house but a beautiful lawn and the Koreans were just like go ahead We don't give a fuck What are we gonna fuck for Who gives a fuck Bobby We're in a public bed We didn't tell people where we are by the way

We're out we're in a mall Sorry we're in a Korean town so Sorry I'm yelling something My bad My bad I'm so sorry You're right Family is getting up Family is getting up

But what kind of I'm so sorry What kind of person Yeah I'm sorry Imagine being that type of person at 2 a.m. stewing over dog poop And then going on Google sifting through Google images of Bobby Into finding one of my favorite headshots A headshot of him in his favorite Hawaiian shirt

My favorite Hawaiian shirt Finding tape You're happy with this Wasting all that So you know at some point Finding a Kankos that's open That's not a shadow on printer But you know that Bobby's face

Was all over her living room floor At one point Think about it Imagine it Here's a 23-24 year old girl Has nothing happened in her life That she is so She thinks this is

I'm pretty sure this is the biggest thing that has ever happened in her life I do know this I do know this Is that I know a lot of people I probably know more people than most people I think Because I go on the road so much

And I'm around so many comedians And you know other people like that And I'm just always doing shows So I meet a lot of audience members And I talk to people and whatever Right And I know a lot of people that are busy You know I know busy ass people

Where shit is like happening in their lives They would never do this Yeah busy people don't do that Because they don't you know This is somebody that Parents pay rent probably Maybe but she's just a sad You know little girl

And I feel bad for her So you know we know her name We know a lot of things about her And we're gonna send her a t-shirt No we're not gonna send her a t-shirt No we're not gonna say it Because what she did was put my address on these flyers Right

She knew that I was you know I'm not a celebrity I don't know who I am You know I'm sorry to say I'm sorry to say that I You know I have proof that people know who I am And there are people out there that don't like me And I don't want my address out there

Right So to put my address on a flyer Knowing that you know who I am Right Makes you just a really bad person She did plug the podcast though So that's pretty nice She did thank you

I know if you're listening lady That I know things about you as well But I'm not gonna put you on blast Yeah Right and I'm not gonna Licks might Licks might Licks is not gonna do anything

I apologize about Licks She just got on the Watch out Licks You know prison or something But I'm not gonna do any of that And I'm gonna let it go I'm gonna let it go But I'm gonna say this to you

You'll never see any of my dogs Who outside your shitty house Again Right But you let it go Let it go because If you take it to the next level I'm gonna have to go all in

Hypothetically what would that mean It means a lot He's gonna fuckin No no baby don't say what I'm gonna do No no no I would never I'm just gonna say leave it to Licks No Licks

You're not gonna do anything A lady Licks is not gonna do anything And I'm sorry that I did that From now on No one on Oh that's right It doesn't matter it's on the fly Don't worry about it

Don't worry about it Don't worry about it Also just to clarify It's not Licks as in like L-I-C-K-S-K No Licks like It's Licks like L-I-X No

Cause that just sounds gross That's what it is Lots of labia She likes lollipops Wait what is it Licks as in what L-I-X it's not L-I-C-K-S Which all means the same thing Crack a spelling George

It's the same thing Licks means one thing Licking with your tongue No It's dumb Right we're changing your fucking street name But my point is I was confused

I'm not gonna do Filipino from the Philippines Trying to assimilate into Mexican culture Licks let me finish my apology I am sorry Let's let it go You took it to that level I'm gonna let you have the one up there

But it ends now It ends now Also to let you And all the people that live on my street Some of them like me Maybe some don't I'm moving Alright

As everyone knows I'm literally I've made offers on houses I'm getting the fuck out of there I'm getting a fuck away from that lady Alright Because you know I could go on and about

What kind of person she is But it's fine I'm gonna let it go But man It's crazy How has this affected you in the neighborhood Everybody recognizes you now The mailman

The mailman talked to me today That's cool And he goes How are you feeling And I go What happened And he's like Flyers

Flyers still up Cause you know He's a mailman He knows And then I've had five or six people Text me Or direct message me

Where they Had a flyer on their car Yeah, my friends They sent me photos Of flyers all over town And Santa Monica But here's the one thing

That really makes me laugh Is that she thought That making the flyers Was gonna embarrass me in any kind of way Make her what She thought that that was gonna Shame me Or embarrass me

Like have leverage over you Or leverage over me But that That isn't it That I posted that right away That was a gift And I also want to thank you

For Cause that was Number one, funny Number two, interesting Number three I had a bunch of people that Never likes any of my photos Like who

Just celebrities I gotta find these Just people that You know I admire Right That either Texted me

Or liked it Or commented Right That is so Steven Young Steven Young Steven Young He puts more hearts on it

Steven Young liked it Yeah He was just on the walking day It's fine But my point is All fun burning And they're all the bigger people too Alright

And I want to tell you lady That That's fine Is it weird that all the famous Asians Like the photo? Yeah, because Asians View dogs in a different way And they just throw that out

We'll just leave it at that We'll just leave it at that Alright, so now Licks go ahead Say what But Licks I actually please don't call me that anymore I'm so uncomfortable No, no, no

You brought it upon yourself You brought it upon yourself That's your new nickname And I'm going to call you that For the next six months Okay But L So say what you need to say now

You're going to give her parameters I have nothing to say But can we just agree That we'll let it go Yeah, we're letting it go We're just after I make the t-shirts I'll let it go Yeah, we're making t-shirts

Off of your beautiful work And we're going to make money off of it So thank you We support the local artists It's already sold out I'm not kidding The pre-orders is already sold out On those shirts

Pretty much And you just made us Thousands of dollars So I want to thank you so much For the money Thanks for the money, lady You will buy bags What's another term we can call her

Because you know how there is Barbecue Becky Remember the chick that called the cops Over people barbecuing in the park That's the same type of person That's the same kind of Except the problem with this girl is She's a hot chick

Who's never had consequences in her life She thinks that she can just Have a win over everyone It's one of those that She can get away with it Because somehow she's manipulated Her way through the system And just blown past through life

In an easy breezy way Nothing hard has happened in her life That's why dog shit Is the number one problem Currently This is her crusade All right, baby, baby We don't know

Dude, these are just assumptions Oh, no This isn't either facts Dude, baby Baby, like I said before, okay I can sniff a bitch like that A mile away, baby Don't call her that

She's a human You're a vehicle for the Lord Yes And the Lord is in your vessel And your core is strength And your strength is core I just made that up I know what that means

But it feels good Look it up But here's the thing, okay Think, think, baby Licks, think If this woman Is gonna make Confront me

And then make flyers Based on dog poo You're obviously dealing somebody With somebody That's unhinged Right So by putting more gasoline On crazy, right

I don't think that that's the best move So I really do mean this I think we should nip it in the butt Right And make t-shirts That's what we're doing We're making t-shirts

We're doing that But aside from that We're not doing anything else It's over Yeah, okay And this lady Hey, lady Okay

I'm just gonna call you lady All right I do want to call your real name But I'm not going to Lady Beautiful lady Vessel of the Lord Vehicle, yeah

Vehicle, right Had no consequences From all their actions in life You had consequences And you had a rough life And you've struggled And you've conquered adversity Wow

Adversity Adversity Adversity So you think the poo was just the The straw that broke the camel's back Yeah, she was probably Other things going on Like, you know, parents sick

Yeah, for sure You and me, she's dealing with people And this could be the last straw Then go with your parents Don't be printing out flyers George, don't I don't want to get you involved in this Thank you, George

Because you're dealing with a lady That like prints out thousands of flyers Off a dog poo So peace be with you I will You will never see my dogs Shit on your Anywhere near your house

Because when I walk by her house now I run Do you know that? I do a fucking Right, and if they're Stopping there I No!

You know what I mean? You're like a little kid When you run past a scary house Yeah I've walked even slower Licks walk slow Past that house Licks

I do a fucking I creep walk past that house And then you tag it I tag it Licks Licks Just take all three of your cats for a walk All cats

Are you what I want to do? Yeah I want to actually buy rats And walk rats past their house Delicious Oh, that's another thing I want to talk about This is that

How dare you Yeah Make fun of Remy Remy does look like A New York rat, baby Yeah, I know But Remy

It was a rescue He's blind and old Yeah, the pound Was going to kill him We took him In his later years And what are you looking for at right now? He had been run over by a car

Celebrity comments I know He has a broken spine You got a broken spine Aw Yes, he looks like a New York rat He looks like a rat But for you

That right there I almost lost my lid But, you know I get that you're angry And maybe they do look like rats Okay But now I'm cleaning up poo And I did it today

For the first time in a very long time And it felt good It felt real good You know, since I've known him This is one of our bigger fights Pick up the poo, Bobby No, why? It just goes back into the earth

I mean, I still agree with that But you're not wrong But I do it Because people get pissed off about it I know But if dogs shit plastic liners Then I'm like

Oh, they don't buy a degree A dolphin's going to eat it Or fish it out strong Cartridges don't buy a degree So she's a fucking She's a She's an enemy to the environment For printing out all those flyers

Right So me And wasted paper Dumb bitch Okay Vehicle For the Lord You might have to mark those

Green house to the left I'm being real to mark those bitches And all that stuff Because What you're doing, baby Is dealing with crazy Oh my god You are so

How Okay, here we go This is what I wanted This is what you asked for Okay, I won't say anything Because it's just gonna I want licks to turn into phoenix Go ahead

Yeah It's the last experiment Let's go I think that There are certain Wrongs that need to be right And I think this is a girl Who's never had consequences in her life

She thinks she's had We're making assumptions About something that we don't know No, no, no, I know this I smelled it on her I know, but you're not, you know I smelled a privilege on her Nobody escapes Somalia

And then makes their crusade to pick Like make sure people pick up their dog shit Any poop ragers to me Are bored, bored citizens, man Because I don't like poop either On my front lawn Who does? But you know what I do?

I pick other people's poo up And I go about my day That's it Yeah Well, anyway You're not a dumb bitch, god, sorry Sorry, yeah Bobby's scared, I guess

So I have to apologize too And I also got another piece of information And I'm gonna call this guy out There's somebody in my building Who's nice to me in my face Oh Right? He lives on my floor

This is what I heard That he's nice to me on my face But when I'm not around And be on my back He talks mad shit Now listen, guy Tell him how we found out about it Because Kalala's mom was in the elevator

And overheard He doesn't know That that was my mom And she overheard you say some shit about her He didn't overhear He didn't overhear He told her Oh, he told her

Wait, it was two at a time? They were talking to each other Okay Then your mom should have said this Your mom should have said No, no Are you talking about my daughter and her boyfriend? It's my dog

No, it wasn't me, just you, babe He wasn't talking about me What did they say? Just wait, what did the neighbors say? What did the neighbors say? What did your mom say he said? Yes, they were talking about Because you're the one that walks them late at night, I think

And there's always a There's always like a bark fest between his dog and Julio Yeah So he just basically said that You had shitty dogs Okay, and also, you know, it's so funny when my dogs are shitty And they think it's a reflection on me That's what I don't

Number one, you have to understand I've never owned a dog before When I met Kalala is when she introduced me to animals in general I don't have cats and dogs I have three cats A couple of dog cats Just a dog Right?

Cat dogs? Yeah, and this is all new to me But it's We have one dog I understand that No, no, no, I understand that But the thing is is that Look, Bryce and George have some interesting dogs too

Although Millie is my favorite Love Millie But Chester pops off at some things, right? No, Chester's the worst Hey guys, I need to really get a coffee and a cake Can you just keep talking? Yeah, yeah And I'll be right back

I need a coffee and a cake So, I mean, there's certain things Chester and Millie are both rescues There's certain things you can't avoid Julio has seen every behaviorist in town And they all say the dog was pulled out of the mother's teeth His brain is underdeveloped We can teach him all the proper things

Go buy the book about this And he still probably is going to be a little unpredictable But we accept that and we love Julio No one will have him We don't want to put him down, so we'll take him I like him a lot more now that he stopped humping my leg Every podcast Man, what a phase that was

Just fucking the shit out of your shin If ever I would try to get Julio to stop humping my leg He'd start to try to bite my dick Like, seriously I would like, during the middle of the podcast I'd be like, Julio, stop He'd either bark or go right for my balls And if he didn't do that, he's tried to finger George

The butthole That was really aggressive That demon dog Who do you like, George? Yeah, he likes me a lot Aggressive Bobby, I'm surprised he didn't order one of those cheese tella Like, what do you call those, foam cakes

The foam cakes we got last time Oh, last Those are pretty good, actually What, the foam cakes, the cheese tella? Did you get the cheese tella? I got one, yeah Last time I was just staring at that video the whole time And just mad I didn't buy one

I didn't get a cheese one, I got a plain castella And then I got a Thai tea Oh, so you did order one? Yeah, I did, of course I did Oh, I... Duh Before you, I was just saying that I'm surprised you didn't order a cheese tella It turns out you did

Of course I did I love them And it's like right in front of me The neon sign, I had to get one And it's very jiggly, the video Your jiggly And your mom's jiggly Thank you

Oh, no She's probably a great person, she's jiggly, that's fine His mom's actually not jiggly at all Oh, speaking of jiggly Never seen her before George, actually So this is my segue, speaking of jiggly George, actually

He got a number from a stripper Who approached George Oh, yeah And was like Like he's here Can I get your number? Really? Yeah

From Dumbos Jumbos Last night I went to see Russell Brandt live So I got to talk about the 12 step program And how good it is And how I got a little bit enlightened And I was walking home, walking by Jumbos Decided to stop it

You know, I'm gonna text... Does he have the same number? I don't know And yeah I got this girl's number I never thought I'd be the type of guy That could get stripper's numbers But you know

Yeah But the Jumbos girls are really talented Yeah They're more like burlesque type of dancers They're... Yeah, I don't really... Not like deja vu When I went

It was a labia clap fest The last... The last wet place we went to That was a real strip club It was a labia clap fest Yeah That was so fun That was...

That was so crazy It was my birthday I was walking by myself in Hollywood From a bar Then I bumped into you and Jessica Right And some white dude And then you guys were like

Hey, let's go to deja vu That was fun And then six months after that Kalala stopped going outside Yeah, actually he's not wrong about that That might have been the last time I went out Let's do a strip club with Gilbert How many strip clubs have you been in your day?

A lot I feel a lot for you A lot I lived in Vegas And honestly I don't even... It's not coming from a... I really, really respect those women

Some of them are so acrobatic And so athletic That I am in awe Of what they can do on that pole I usually do it as a... As an end of the night Type of sitch with my friends Yeah

And I respect those women, man It's a hard job And they look amazing doing it And George is a... Could potentially marry one It's very exciting for everyone Good luck, George Can't wait to meet her

Yeah Babe, where are you texting? Russell Brand Did you text them? Did you do it? Yeah, yeah, hold on Hey guys Thank you so much And to the lady next door

The last thing I want to end with Is I honestly... You're a human being I'm a human being We live on this earth We're the same species And let's... Let's start over

Let's unite and start over And you know what I just thought to myself is If we were able to mend things Maybe you could be on Tiger Bell And we could talk about it Wow That would be dope Over my dead body

Okay, Licks Anyway, Licks Doesn't like that idea, but um... Licks is not like that idea And if you're a group Tiger Blade fan Find out where she lives in Pupin and Juan Okay Thanks George

No, put that up No You're gonna... I swear to fucking God, dude I edit these I swear to God, dude You're not putting that in there I know

I'm being real Okay You don't know this lady's crazy Put that out too Kick that out what I just said now too Okay You're a human You're a human lady

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