TigerBelly - Bobby Lee Needs a Trad Wife

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

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Are we doing this already? Yeah. We all saw your throat expand when you coughed and we're going to keep that in. Oh my God, sorry. I didn't know I was coughing. Keep going, Jules. You're doing great. We have Remy, our old.

old rat dog. And we have goby. Show goby. Who's goby to you in this family? Goby's. And where's our cat? And we have tito bobi. And we have Tito Bobby.

Tell me some of his credits and what he's been doing. Yeah. Tito Bobby is in borderlands? Great. What's that movie about? Yeah. It's based on a game Video game And it's

Supernatural You're supernatural You're supernatural I'll tell you that right now It's not a super natural movie There's no go What is it about Supernatural is interesting

You know what's supernatural Zit cream Starthing Sorry Shout out Starface Shout out Let's start over I'm a little tongue-time

Oh baby Okay Hi, Kooky. Okay. Okay, let's start. What are you confused about? You're a professional now, dude. She's a journalist.

You're a journalist now, man. I had to convince everyone to get you in here. And now you're like mea-m-mowing. Okay? Gilbert's eyeballs are... His eyeballs are burning. You want your eyes fried out with my fucking... Anyway, like, let me get my mind straight.

Jules and I want to set you Do you see long legs? Not yet, I haven't seen long legs Yeah, I want to see it It's too late now It's gonna go to it's about to Streaming Oh, I'm sorry

I'm pretty sure I can still watch it on any streamer Yeah, watch it There's a difference between watching Something in the theater Like you saw Godzilla Minas 1 what in streaming right? Yeah, yeah

Watching it in the theater It's a completely different Human experience Does long legs require that kind of It does dude? Yeah, because you see all the length of all the legs Okay, you want to see all the legs

or just a little bit of it? All of it. All the legs. Jules and I want to set you up. With who? With a very specific type. Tell me. Tad wife?

Why'd you say it that way? What's a chad wife? Trad. What's a traditional wife? I had to go to church for that or what? Not necessarily. Yeah, where do I get a trad? It's a general vibe.

It's a kind of woman. Okay. Let me ask you some questions about a trad wife, if I may. Do they have freckles? No, it's not. a look. Oh, it's not a look thing. It's a life. I feel they dress a certain way. Oh, traditional wife. No, I've seen that on TikTok. I've seen it on TikTok.

Yeah, yeah. You have TikTok? Whoa, Schatzfire. Yeah, I have all the technology you have. Okay. I just don't have a something that I put, what are my own? I do have a profile, but there's no photo and I have no followers. Yeah, you don't have to post. It's just. No, I go on there because I like scrolling, like the rest of the human race. I'm a professional scroller and there's, things that I like watching. I like watching

the scary man in the dressed up as a bush, scaring people on the middle of the street. Oh, that is... Yeah, I watch those, right? That is so, like, old dad. I know, I know, I do. I know, you should see, I'll tell you what comes up on my shit, okay? So that comes up.

I have a lot of cooking stuff. Really? Yeah, yeah. Take two eggs, you know, you put a little bit of lime, right, and then you fry up a little muffin and all that stuff. I never try it, but I have, just a lot comes up. That's so weird that like cooking is in your algorithm. Yeah, I watch those.

I also watch, oh, you know who I do? I don't know why this comes up a lot. Is the Cabanero effect. Bro, that's, I went through a binge on YouTube of that guy. Dude, I love the Carbonaro effect. Have you seen this, Colorado? The Carbano effect, right? That's what, yeah.

Yeah. And there's nothing to do with like pasta? No, there's this guy. I don't know. Was this Mike? Mike Cabanaro? I just know him. He's a magician, okay?

And he had a show on true TV. Yeah. Right? And he's, he does, but his magic is weird. It's also a prank. So he'll like pretend that he's like, he works at a hardware store. And it's just whatever, you know, he's like, have you checked this new product out? And they're like, what is it?

And it's like a little backpack, right? But it has all the things in it. And they're like, what do you mean? He's like, and he'll literally pull out like 50,000 things out of it. And like a boat at one point. Yeah, a boat at one point. Like he, you know, he's magic. And people freak out like, I'll buy one, you know what I mean?

But it's different scenarios, too. He'll do like, there's some ghostly ones. I know what's the point? Like, what's the effect? It's basically him doing magic. Yeah, where does the magic come in? She wasn't impressed by the backpack. So basically it's this.

It's like, okay, let's see there's a thin, let's say he's working in a post office, right? Right? And he goes, this package came for you. And it's like a small little package. It's like a thin box, right? And he goes, you know, it says here, I have to open it. it here, it's just a thing. And they're like, okay, when he opens it, a bowling ball

comes out. Oh, I see, I see. Right? And they're like, how'd you do that? Oh, these, they compress these. Right? In the factory, and then when they open, when they hits the air, you know what? And he does tricks on people. But he does a variety of different things. You know what my favorite ones he does? Is he'll do like, I don't know how he does

this, but he'll be in a lab. Right? And he'll go something like, you know, yeah, if you just put this, you know, if you take, you know, these herbs and this and that, this frog, will quadruple inside or something, right? So he'll, like, do that. And then put, like, a, you know, a towel around a bowl.

And they'll lift it up, and it's a gigantic frog. He'll freak out. He's like, oh, the frog's got some water. Let me just clean them up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he does so many different guys. It's fun. It's fun.

Yeah, I like that. Oh, let me just go back. So I get that a lot. I also get, I don't know why. And I always have the scroll past them, but I get a lot of, like, you know, I mean, people crying over their dog dying. Well, because that's what we do all day, you and I. Yeah, I know.

I had to skip past those. Like a group of people go, right? And then they're putting, like, their cat down. Yeah. And I had to scroll. I don't know why I get those. I mean, like, it's, I feel like, I used to think that we were strange. Because remember you, me and Jules, we would think about the dogs.

And then we'd all three be crying in the room. I used to think that maybe we were just, like, weird for that. But it turns out, like, a lot of people, like, feel similarly. But I'll tell you what I don't get. What? Dancing. What do you mean? Like people

Oh, you don't get choreography. C choreography, I don't get any of that. Oh, Ticktok's off. Thank God. I don't get that. I'll get a lot of skateboarding too. You don't get the,

okay, yeah, skateboarding you would. I'm like really deep into skateboarding. Like, you know, I'm friends with some people now, you know. What a, I know. I'm all Rodriguez Jr. My P-Rod, dude. My boy, dude. So, you know, street too.

I used to hang with Vert, Tony Hawk and stuff. But I'm going to street stuff here, too. That's cool. Chris Cole. All kinds of people. Do you know, and I'm telling you right now? Do you know that black guy who won third in the Olympics?

Nigel. Nigel, you're used to. Are you, like, close with him? Well, we're trying to get him on the podcast. Yeah. I'll give you the ins, I'll give you the scoop after. What do you like about him? Yeah, what do you like about his tattoos?

He's so hot. Yeah, yeah. Tell me more. I'm hot, too. Look at my tattoos. Mm. But he's covered whole over. I'm hot.

I'm pretty cool too, you know Yeah, he's very talented He's like He's a very sexy look But he's not the best But he looks cool though Yeah He's so cool, but it's been

It's Yuto right? No You know my guy? Soros Chirai Is Japanese? Yeah, Sora Shari Are they the best? Look them up, Soro Shari

Who won gold? Yuto Oh Yuto right? Yeah, Yuto again won the gold Yeah But he got a medal Look up S-O-S-O-S-R-S-R-A-I

I don't know how to spell it I'm trying S-O-R-A-S-H-H-I-S-I-I-I-I But there's something infinitely cool about Nijia. You want to see the future? Get in there. Why can you do it? That's the kid.

That kid right there is the future. How old is he? He's young. And then Jinwu. Look up Genwill. G-I-N-W-O. Japanese again. Are Asians taking over?

Dude, the Japanese, dude? That was American. You mean? Forget Godzilla. Forgot Godzilla. Forget the things that they do, the punk rock or whatever. Skateboarding is their thing.

right you know the Philippines oh yeah but Marjolin did not qualify she broke her little rib or something no didn't yeah look up Jimwo dude it's a girl right no Jim was a boy oh there's another there's another guy G-I-N-W-O-O who I follow a lot

he's not on there okay I'm gonna put this person out this kid right here dude oh okay this kid right here dude could at the end of the day be the greatest skateboarder ever to live how old is this I have seen.

Dude, he was doing shit. He does like fucking things that like Tony Hawk talks up. Look at black people love him. No, but. Bull Wayne. No, Little Wayne. Little Wayne.

Little Wayne. Little Wayne. They all love them. You know? To tell me what a tried wife is. Explain Jules. It's where they, it's like a lifestyle. So they cook for you.

From scratch though. From scratch. Do you know Norris Smith? He doesn't know any of them. Oh, she's like the queen. So if I go, if I go, A. Cynthia? Cynthia's a great tradward.

Cynthia, make me an apple pot pie. Okay, here's how she'd make it. Right? She wouldn't buy store-bought crust. And in fact, she wouldn't buy store-bought milk. She wouldn't buy store-bought anything. Everything is from scratch, including the butter that she uses. Where do you get the butter from the tea?

She has to get a cow titty? She churns her own butter. She tries the titty, huh? Yeah, she, like, everything from beginning to end is from scratch. That seems like a long time. want it now. Like I can't wait fucking three days. No, no, they're not going to wait three days because they get it. They have it in the fridge

already? They're always, they're always, but here's another thing too, like the latest. Have you heard about like Valerina Farm and stuff? You know, they tend to have like a lot of kids. I don't know if that's in your bingo card, but is a lot of kids something you would like? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know.

I'd have to, I mean, I'd have to be attracted to them and I have to, they have to, I know Goni. They're very attractive. But they also have to have the same kind of like tastes I have. Like? Like the kind of music and stuff. So if they have that, you'd have kids with them?

Yeah. But it's like, I'm very specific. So it's like, number one, I would ask, what's your favorite Roxy Music album? And they don't know what Roxy Music is. I can't get bored. Like, one of the girls that I'm dating right now, she looked at, you know, I have a Rocks Music album, but it doesn't say Rocks and Music. It's like Flesh and Blood album cover, but it's framed.

The poster with the Spears, right? But, you know, there's no. Rocksy music on there. It's just three women with spears, right? And she goes, I'm not kidding you. This girl goes, isn't that Roxie music second to the last album? What's it called?

I go, yeah, flesh and blood. How the fuck do you know that? Boner, instable? Yeah, yeah. I'm like, dude, this is legit, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So I need that level of, like, coolness, man. Yeah. You know what I mean? And like you did. Remember you're like, you're like, you're going to watch, you know what I mean, this movie. You know what I mean?

And I'm like, oh, I don't want to watch it. And then I watch it. I go, oh, she has taste. I cheated, though. Uh-oh, tell me how you cheated. I cheated. Tell me how you cheated. I cheated and at the beginning of our relationship,

I knew you were that kind of guy. So did you study a bunch of? No, I would literally learn obscure, like, Swedish bands, like, the day before. That you don't even really do. And I'd be like, oh, my God, you haven't heard of this, and then I'd play it. I knew, okay. And then, yeah. Did you fence this?

But then there was this one song, this playlist, and I was like, oh, I made this playlist like three years. ago in college and I played it and one of the songs on there was like Skyway by the Replacements. And I remember you being like, how do you know the replacements? And I was like, yeah, it's just like when I was younger and email and stuff.

That was something you just Googled or like looked up. Probably like the week before. Oh my God, you're so fucking crafty. I can't even believe it. You're like a fucking street wizard or something, dude. You're a warlock man. That's insane. Why would you do that? I love it. I'm in love with you again.

That's incredible. That's incredible. That's a kind of dedication I'm looking for oh my god I'm in a lot of heart part populations but you know why Bobby likes that stuff he likes when people are crafty I love crafty dude I love strategic I love it when they do bamboozle and they do you know me little that's like the Korean businessman in you that really like respects the game I respects the game respects the game and maybe I think this girl could have like because I've said I liked Roxy music yeah she just did her homework. She did her homework and memorized

all the, and then she looked at it and she goes, this is the way I go, is that this? Like how, because flesh and blood, that album, no one likes it. Yeah. I like it, right? But it's like, yeah, there's some pretty good songs on it. But no one, like nowadays, they wouldn't like it. And like, she said it. So maybe she's doing the craft, too. Absolutely. And I give her so much credit for that. I'm on top of that.

I will say that's a young girl's sport, because you couldn't catch me dead at 40 doing any homework for anyone. I would never do that now. Now I'm just like, no, like me for who I am. But before, I used to curate when you're younger and you're insecure and you don't know who you are and you're just trying like... Hey, ladies, learn from her. Learn from the best. No, no, no, no.

Be yourself. No, no, no. Be yourself. Learn from the best. Don't frant because it backfires because you spend the next 10 years having to listen to obscure Swedish music. You fucking hate it. I don't like that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But now he was like, you would love this. And I'm like, it's so good. And I hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I hate it. Very interesting. So it backfired in many ways. So Trad Wives, they don't know that, right?

They can. Are they allowed to? Do you watch TV? Look, the Tad Wife really just is a TikTok aesthetic at this point. They're making a shit ton of money. They're probably richer than all of us because people are really like watching them. So there's a good chance that... They're usually Republicans probably, right?

Typically Mormon. Mormon, yeah. Usually Mormon. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they don't tend to like guys that look like me. I'm a very particular-looking person. You have to have some sort of damage. Like you hit your head or like you know what I mean

Or you know you've had some life experiences that involve like you know Mythical qualities you know Well Nora Smith her husband is like a model Lucky Blue Smith he's so handsome Lucky Blue Smith And the ballerina girl Her husband like his family owns like an airline JetBlue so

Oh my god that's the couple Yeah that's a trad wife and that's her husband A bad wife. But my guess is, so he was the one who was famous before, but my guess is her income eclipses his now because she is so famous on TikTok. So I think she, which kind of defeats the whole tradwife conversation because she's the breadwinner now.

Well, no, it's thanks to him for putting her in her place. Oh, George. When it comes out of your mouth, like it sends shivers down my spine. I know. But he also doesn't do, he doesn't do sexualities the way I do it. How do you do your sexuality? Have you changed your ways? Oh, you switched it up.

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That's ZOC, doc-D-O-C dot com slash belly? Zocdoc.com slash belly. Fills, are you crafty? Do you like try to impress a guy by trying to learn things? No, I don't care. What is you going to learn dentistry? Dentistry? No, but E-From has a band.

And he likes music. Well, he's a band? What band is it? Yeah. Is it good? What kind of music at least? Do you pretend to like it? Be honest.

No. Like in the beginning, like a month, I was like, oh, that's fun. And you like that he, that's cool that he plays an instrument and stuff. Okay, what's the band called? Lizards in Congress. Oh, that's a great name. I love that. We should promote them.

Oh, right. So are they like psyched rock? I think so. Psychedelic. I think, I don't know, but they don't post anything on sports. Well, I'm going to look it up. If I Google, um, they don't, they're not on it. Let me just see if it comes up.

Lizards in Congress. It's too much. You know who's going to be on there? Hillary Clinton. Honestly, that's like all the circuits. Yeah, yeah. The Clintons are going to be on. The government and lizards in Congress.

Maybe music. Music. There's nothing. Let's tell you. Let's see. Let's see. But he's the drummer. Oh my God.

What a cool guy. You know it's so funny. what we're not getting you know what we're getting like literally like little fathers of lizards like little and then and then for some reason this yeah that's not him

that's not him right no okay yeah but yeah I don't I don't really care like I tell him like no I don't want to see you play well I know you have to support dude you don't have any ounce of supporting

yeah right when you were dating the DJ you would like refuse to go because you said it was like cringed you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Okay, here's the thing. If they're not good, then don't.

You can't, you can't, if they're not good, right? You can't lie and go, oh, you're like fucking diplo. No, you have to go, you're like, I know what good is. If they're good, it's not support, though. Yeah.

Oh, what do you do? Join to join the music. Oh, no, that's the one. Okay, let me reframe. Good point. Let me reframe, right? Good point. If they don't have potential, right?

Okay. Right? If I go, oh, that little, whatever they did, like, you know what I mean? That was pretty good, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? But if they're like, you know, you know,

they're confused, they put the album up. You know, I don't know how that works. You know what I mean? And they don't know how to put it on the thing. And the tempo's not right and they don't blend well. They blend, right? Yeah. Anyway, my point is is that, listen.

in Congress could be fucking amazing. Because if they make a really good band name, that's a good name, yeah. That's a really good name, then maybe. I think there's a potential there. Yeah, but they're from Santa Clarita. They have great bands of Santa Clarita, man. I know, but they don't, like, play, like, in a venue.

I don't get it. Yeah, they don't, they can't get. Well, some people are better recording artists. That is true, Jules. Yeah. But can you get this covered just as being, like, recording artists in this like sea of so many bands

on the internet like without being like good in like live well like I'm I'm scrolling right and I scroll a lot of local bands and some of the cloud no just in TikTok and then I'll look them up on Apple or you know what I mean Spotify or band camp

and I'll buy their music yeah so no if I saw lizards and I didn't see their faces and I heard a song just based on that I would could have bought you know I mean Ephraim's fucking music also like I gotta say this about Jules

which I'm really envious of like even you're even though she's really young she has a good picker like she chose well like oh you really see I never got to know him oh yeah he did no no fuck you have I met him

I don't know she keeps so you know him now I know him now because you've traveled with him yeah yeah we don't know him like I'm telling me about tell me about him because she'll never introduce it. Tell me about him. Okay, not only is this kid a fucking whiz

like he is, everything comes easy to him, he helps her with her, all of her homework. Oh, he's like Alex then. Like he is so bright. Probably. Alex is a whiz? Right, I say I'm in war zone. Pretty whizzy.

It's so crazy because people are like, oh, you know, sometimes it takes like a young man, like time to grow and know how to be a man. Like, he does things for her that I've not seen like my way older friends, husbands and boys. Give me an example. What is he done

for her? Like for instance, we had an emergency at the vet when all the dogs ate the grapes, remember? Wait, what? Dogs can't eat grapes? No. I didn't know. Also, that was just chocolate. You overreacted. I didn't overreacted. Yeah, you did. You overreacted. No, we called the vet and they said, no, take them immediately

to the emergency. They had one grape. No, they were exactly, I think, I counted. There was like nine. Nine. Nine. Yeah, but spread up Between the four dogs? Yeah. Okay, it's fine.

Apparently, it's very toxic. Anyway, did anything happen? Nothing happened. Exactly. So let's move on. We had to induce vomiting in all of them. Which is way too much. But go ahead.

Okay. So what did he do? Drove all the way from Santa Clarita, mena's at the vet, just to give her a macha. Because he knew it was a stressful, it was a stressful day. She had to miss work.

Good move. She had to miss class. And I was like, what's he doing here? And he's always sort of just there when he knows like I don't know he's just

decent I've flown to Detroit To what To get pussy That's it Oh Boom shakalaka Raise the roof

Don't say it like that To get pussy You're a loser I don't say like that I don't like that Wow this is a new jewels Yeah that was That was also aggressive

So please did you see solo leveling or whatever? Oh no I haven't Anyway let's move up okay good So he went and bought matcha for her So how long is that drive? Santa Clarita and this was like in the like peak traffic hours Probably at least an hour but that's what he's I mean I don't want to say it as grudely as you did

But he's doing it for the same reason as well They've been together for a couple years now He's doing investment He's putting money in the pussy bank Compounding interest Yeah yeah yeah yeah Do you know how easy it is to slack off after you're no longer pursuing

a girl for dudes to do that up front in the beginning, yeah, but... He never... It's not like, listen, it's not as if like he was knee deep in it before. He probably... Number one, and I don't know, oh no, let me just finish, okay? I'm sorry, I'm very... Alex... You're passionate. Okay, I'm passionate about this. I can, I don't know much. I can guarantee he was probably a virgin.

Wait, well, listen, they met when they were like 18. Exactly, that's my point. It's just like, that's the first. The first, I'll drive anywhere and bring matcha anywhere. I don't think so. I'm 52. You ain't bringing match in nowhere. Hey, your first girlfriend.

What did you do that was like drastic? Do you remember? Did you like drive far away? No, I remember I had no money and I would pay for meals. These are meals. You know what I used to do this. Gas money? Rent money.

Rent money. Yeah. I would like spend the money and then like worry for a week and call my dad and mom. I go, mom. And they're like, no, don't call again. You know what I mean? You told me. You don't go to call it.

This is what happened. You know what I'm. Those fucking conversations. So let me tell you something right now, okay? I did that back then, right? At 52, EFron AIMC gonna be doing that shit. Would you set up a gaming station for her? I saw that too.

I went to the place. I saw the gaming station, right? Number one, it was the second jet. It was his gaming station, right? No? He gave him used fucking gaming station. No, he bought it. No, he didn't.

There's no way. That was you shit, dude. No, it was from the 80s. Yeah. One of the flicker lights doesn't work. It didn't work. Okay, but I have a question. Do you ever, like, split the bill?

Or do you always like... Oh, good. I'm a king, man. I'm a fucking, listen, I never. Listen, I pay for every meal. Really? Every valet, right? Every, whatever.

Even when you were younger? Oh, that's a good question. It was a different before. He wouldn't even take him out if he didn't have the money because his whole motto is, if I cannot afford to take the whole bill, I'm not even going to out. I'm not allowed to be there.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But even like, if you're not allowed to tip either, you're not allowed to be there. You're not there yet. He's still very much a gentleman. Like, we've been broken up for a couple years now. And if we go eat together, he will still pay.

I pay every time. He will still pay for my valet. He will still pay for the meal. Every day. She could ask for anything I'll give it to. Anyway, I'm that guy. You are that guy. Yeah, so Ephron, but lizards in Congress.

So I'd love to see his show. We should all go see his show. But they don't have one of the... Well, then set up a show. We need to do it. If we do a live tiger belly, they should play. Yeah. What?

Yeah. I think so. Support. I want to support. Jules, you got to support your band. It's a white guy. Maybe I can audition. You should learn the name of the band.

Bobby Lee in Lizards and Congress? Yeah. Yeah, dude, let me. I like it. Try to get me in there. You want to be the lead? Yeah. You can sing.

I can't, but I'll learn. Okay. I mean, it's like, you know, the lead singer of the wedding present can't sing, but he sings. He can sing well enough. And I think with Bobby, he really just like, it's more of an aura thing.

And also you'll get, you know, sold out shows. True. You can't go wrong with that. Yeah. And then it can benefit. You can split it so you guys can all pay for your college.

You know what? I'll coasting. I don't want to kick that guy because that kid's probably nice, the lead singer. Is he good? James? He's good. Yeah, yeah. If you describe the music, what kind of music is it?

It's like, What is it? You know, like, blink. Blink what you do? Like pop punk? Oh, interesting. There's like pop punk, but there's also kind of like grunge. It's like a mix of that.

It's a mix of punk punk and grunge? Yeah, that's how I'm, that's how I describe it. No techno. What are you saying? It's happy and it's sad. Yeah. It's happy and sad. Maybe they just have like variety.

Or maybe they, because I want to start a sadcore band. You should. Who would be in it? What? Who would be in it? Sadcore? I get the saddest people I know, man. But it's like Red House Painters. Yeah.

It's so funny about Red House Painters because even when I play it in front of anybody I'm dating, they always say, they always freak out. People freak out over that music. Like, I hate it. Yeah. And in my mind, I'm like, they're the greatest band ever in my mind. I think you just like No, they are great. I don't sorry, I'm sorry.

It must have been a time in your life where like you were easily imprintable. No, that wasn't that. It literally isn't that. No, dude, what he's saying, right, it still resonates with me. Yeah, it's very like white boys stuff. It's not white boys stuff.

It's like, you know what my parents didn't like, you know. That's not what the music is about. Give me in my new Nike. No, it's like, no, my insides are broken. My insides are broken. Like Katie's song. Listen to the lyrics. Katie's song.

Katie song. Okay, here we go. Oh, please read it. Okay, let me just say, read it in what I think. Or I like zoom in a little bit because my eyes are fucked up. So we go. So some escape, some door to open. I wrote this shit in high school.

This path seems the blackest, but I guess it's the soonest. Ooh, good, right? Dark. Yeah. But they're in the clearing. I know you'll be wearing your young, aching smile and waving your hand. Can't go with my. heart when I can't feel what's in it.

I thought you'd come over, but for some reason you didn't. Glass on the pavement under my shoe. Without you is all my life amounts to. And that just really, Alex, right? It really feeds. What does it mean to you? What does it mean to you? It just means that no matter who I meet and stuff, I'm a piece of shit.

And life is hard and I'm a piece of shit. And I'm, you know what I mean? It's like notes from the underground. Don't you dare compare it to notes from the underground. It's like a guy in a basement looking at people living in society and going, you know what I mean? And it's so funny because I'm not like that anymore.

I've joined society. You have. I guess you're right. Yeah, this is basically what I was like in my 20th. Oh, so sad though. But it's still great music. Anyone listening to my right now, please, Red House Painters, the roller coaster album,

there's a roller coaster on it, okay? Please listen to this album from beginning and then. you, I think you'll, if you're a, if you're a slept king, we haven't said slept king a long time, but I'm still your king. Yeah. Okay. Oh, do you know what I learned about Albert Einstein? Oh my God.

What are you talking about right now? Slept king. Oh yeah. Albert Einstein apparently was the sleptest king. Why? He slept for a minimum 10 hours a day and took like eight naps a day. And he attributes all of that sleeping to all of his brain power. You said here 10 hours per night

Plus regular daytime naps Yeah I sleep a lot too So we are on the same page here I mean Albert I think that's why your your brain is Superior Thank you Yeah

So much for saying that Your looks nutso What What? You look not so You look not so You said you look not so You look not so

What did you say What did you say it? What did you say it? What did you try to say that. You look not so? You look not so. Why do you sound so Vietnamese? It sounded so Vietnamese. You never do an accent. What was that? Yeah, yeah, dude. That was crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that was, that was harsh.

That was not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't look like, like, like, I'm... That was like the lowest hanging fruit. Right, you're right. Yeah, that's a low hanging fruit. I ask you your question. Do you feel confident in yourself physically? I feel good. Great. Yeah. I feel wonderful, dude. So anyway, no trad wife, let's move on from that. Yeah. Yeah. What do you guys, when you scroll, what do you see?

Donkeys. Donkeys? Like, what are we mean donkeys? I haven't, it's just all donkeys, like pet donkeys. Like, I'm really, really, I really want one. Like the horse? Yeah, like the little baby. A little horse.

The emotional horse. Yeah, the horse would feeling. Yeah, I know the donkey. Yeah. So that's what I get a lot of, um, I actually surprised me get a lot of trad wife stuff too. I don't know what that means for me.

I get everything. But mostly donkeys, you Jules? Right now, because of the Philippines, because they had a typhoon, I see a lot of just people swimming in the street because it's flooding. Yeah, but anyone die? No, but they're just like...

That's good news, good news, everybody. They're having fun. Swimming and dirt. Oh, okay. Yeah, I see a lot of... It's a normal... I'm kidding now I see a lot of drama with

I'm off today I'm loving it I'm really I'm really off to them so sorry we can't air this It's not good It's good I'm not I'm off I don't know what I'm saying I don't know what

Who cares There's no joke There's nothing There's too many jokes I don't have a back to this earring And it keeps falling out Yeah back to the future man Back to the future

Back to the future bro There's no thing It's your earrings I borrowed Oh Anyway Why haven't you seen Solo leveling yet What is that?

I just, it needs to, like, show up to me where I get intrigued. You can't just tell me and then. So, you know, I know, I hear's what it is. I know what it is. I know get her saying. Because I'm not a huge anime fan that you don't believe me. Oh, you don't think he, uh, my taste, you think my tastes are a little skewed or it's not. A little bit. Yeah, I'm telling you right now.

He doesn't trust. All I know is I've seen things before my life like that. And I really like it. But what is it about? Okay, so it's hard to explain, but I'll try. So there's these hunters, okay, because I don't know where it is in Japan or whatever, right? All these gates start opening up portals, right, to different dimensions. And they're sort of like, they're explains as if they're like a video game, like dungeon where you clear it out.

And so in all these little gates, there's always like, a boss. and every hunter has sort of a level that they're at and they stayed that level pretty much so this guy has the very lowest right so he he goes in with a group of hunters if a gate opens up and you know what I mean he does he usually gets hurt right

but one day something weird happens where he's in a gate and all of a sudden he does something and it kills a creature or whatever and then after it's done something weird happens to him where a screen pops up couple of screens in front of him, as if he's in a video game.

And he goes, you leveled up. Oh. Right? And he's like, what is this? And he goes, right? It'll go doot, do, do, right? And every time he does something, he gets stronger and stronger. And then eventually, like, he gets to, like, choose a perk. Right?

And no one else has this. Right? And they all treat him like shit because he's, like, skinny and weak. But eventually, he goes to so many dungeons that he gets buff. And he has, like, you know, dragon skin. right and then he has a new sword that like I want to see the current guy

with the swords and buffness All right take it easy Okay take it why yeah She likes her anime hoties It's actually based up a South Korean novel Yeah it's so good Okay I'm gonna No you're not gonna watch it

I will Every time I see it tell you you don't Yeah yeah yeah I mean that's not I mean Hot guy I don't know what Is that what you want to?

Yeah that's him him Is that what she needed? Yeah, yeah. Weirdo? He was like a skinny kid and eventually people are like, oh my God, what happened to you? And then he has to hide his, like,

because he doesn't want to tell people he, you know what I mean, that this is happening, right? So he kind of, but then people start catching on. You know what I mean? And then it's so good. It's so good. Okay. It's so fun.

He looks hot. And I, and I, like, could say something? There's story. I've seen so many things in my life, okay? And in my, I know what's something that's good I think I watched one episode of Soul Love and I went, you know what I mean? And if it was like even okay, I'd be like, I'm going to watch the rest. So I was like, this is really interesting.

And I saw the whole fucking thing. It's just, um, Ephraim said that the manga is better than the show. Yeah, but he never saw the show. No, he didn't, but he read the manga. Yeah, so, you know, the Ephron dude is, you know what? He's an asshole. Yeah, he's an asshole. Only an asshole, right, would judge something that they haven't seen.

But he's like the master of like anime. Yeah, that's fine. He could have read the manga but give the show a shot. I'm sure the fucking manga is much better. And I'm tired of that. Oh, the books way better. Yeah. Those people, when they make a movie, right?

Oh, the book's way better. I'll read the books. Well, I don't read. Right? So I watch Harry Potter. Same. I'm sorry. The blind side.

Yeah, yeah. Loved it. The blind side. There are, that's a book? Yeah. Your eyes are so red, right? I know. I'm hurry.

I know. It's going to pop out. What's happened. Yeah, get the dogs. It's too late. Get the cats out. Your eyes are so fucking red, right. You need a leg run.

Now, he's not doing one. You're not doing it. I can tell from here, dude. I'm so sorry. I'm fine. There's blood coming here. I'm so sorry. I didn't know it was that bad.

Well, let's break for a second. Don't know it was that bad. Yeah, get the cat out. Yeah, let's break. Yeah, somebody get the cat out. He legs for your sleep. It's deep sleep. You guys, dude, I have a house.

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I never knew it was that bad. I'm not doing it. they look like they look like you had died and you've been rotting in the sun for like a week they look putrid almost I'm so insane right now

I don't what you guys are talking about yeah I gotta take a photo of your eye I'm good with cats right now your eyes are popping out of your face right now they are yeah yeah they're not red though yeah they're just more like I've never seen your eyes like

you look like you're a a cartoon. Look at it from the side. Look at it from the side. You're so puffy. They're so puffy. Yeah, I can feel the cat. I definitely feel the cat.

I learned a fun fact. I love facts. I like the learning. I don't know how true this is, but apparently if a person, like if someone needs imaging on their body, like an MRI, but they're too big

to fit into the hospital MRI, they take them to the zoo and they have to get The zoo MRI. You're telling me if someone's overweight, they can't fit, they take them to the zoo. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, I tried to like see

who could verify this for me, but someone on TikTok was like, yeah, this is absolutely true. Dude, dude, if I'm, kill me. Honestly, kill me. Don't even ask me to lose weight, right? Don't ask me, okay? If they send me to the zoo, right,

and I have to wait for elephant first to get their MRI. Sir, wait in line, please? Yeah, the rhino, MRI, right? And I'm waiting there, right? Just literally just shoot me in the head. All right, because that's insane. Sir, you'll go over after the rhino.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, just get on Elephant Ozympic then or something, you know what I mean? Can you look this? That sounds insane. No, but I don't think I think. And that doesn't make them go, you know, maybe I should not eat noodles anymore. Well, maybe they're on their journey there. And then now they're doing head to toe imaging.

you know everyone has a different size journey yeah I mean you know most people have said to me when they I've met I've been on dates and they go a girl will have like a weird nose and they'll go

Is that me? No I'm just saying you but you know a really weird nose and they'll go you know I'm thinking about getting nose search and I always go no

you're what God made you and that's what I'm attracted to about but if you go on TikTok and you see nose jobs maybe it is right oh you're You like the way it looks. I completely disagree.

There are sometimes where you're like... Your nose is not crooked. No, no, they never said it's... You have a nice nose. You have a nice nose. But it's like romantic. No, I love my nose. Yeah, it's not...

I love my nose until I started podcasting and people were like pointing it out. I was like, I never really thought. I mean, it's like an inch away from... Yeah, but it's so good now. You're writing the line. Yeah, you're writing the line. Yeah, yeah.

No, but I kind of disagree. I feel like if everyone gets that... nose job. Everyone in L.A. is starting to look similar, including the men. I'm not just saying this about women. Men and women, they're all starting to have that, like, aesthetic that I'm like, oh, you look like just the person next to you. I love weird things. Yeah. And also my biggest regret ever is not listening to you when you said, do not get the boob job. I know. That was my, I fucked my body up for no reason. Also, it's like, you were honestly, like, You were one of the hottest people

I've ever seen in my life. I fucked up my body. I literally was like she's one of the hottest people. Did you close the door or is he in the blue thing? It's fine. It's fine. He can meow out there.

Yeah, but... Anyway, these are all nose jobs? Whoa, I thought hers was natural. No, that's not natural. I'm not good at... Look at her too? No, I don't know. I don't trust what side you've looked at.

Yeah, he has. Yeah, he has. Look. His is different. Yeah, yeah. Look that. Look at them. You know who I thought, like, was really attractive? Was that guy from me before you, Sam Claflin?

And then I think he got veneers. He did. And then the cutest part about his face were his little, like, canines in here. Yeah, yeah. And they're gone. And they're gone. And I'm, like, devastated. Yeah.

I really want my ears. No, no, no. Talk. What's wrong with your ears? Well, what's right with them? I've never noticed your ears. Oh. My left one is so big.

Your ears is what makes you. No. Yeah, no, I'll tell you, I'll tell you why. Why? When I was in Comic Con, there was a girl that interviewed me. She was so cute. She was too young. I couldn't even hit on her.

Way too young. But she was cute. And she had the cutest ears. They're much like yours. You know what I mean? They just kind of, one is not the same size as the other, right? And it's kind of going, like that.

But there was something really cute and adorable. about her. And it's what struck me about her, her beauty. So you keep them, okay? No, but like, when I take pictures, like, for my passport and, like, visas, it's just so asymmetrical and I just look like weird. Well, you're a weird person. You could be, well, I have ears that stick out a little bit, right? And my biggest, like, pet peeve is when it does this, it takes out of my ear. Yeah, I remember, you have big ears. I think they're fine. I think they're normal. Not normal. But anyway.

They're not. Oh my God. Really? They're not? No, but I love them. No, they're normal. I want to also say something about you, okay? And, that's right. This is terrible. I don't even know what I'm doing here. But I want to say something

about you for real. There is, honestly, there is something so likable about you. Just listen to what the fuck I'm saying. Okay. And you resonate with people. It's not because you could have anyone else in the position, like in terms of bad friends having a sidekick. There's just something about you

that people really identify with and love, right? It has nothing to do with your accent or who you are or where you're from. It's about you, your essence, everything about you, right? So it's like, you know, you were born with something very special, okay? You really were. And that's why we've done everything we can to keep you in good standing

at bad friends because we don't want to lose you it's like an anomaly we struck gold with you know but it's like sometimes you're like I don't know if I want to do this and this and that

it's like no we'll do anything we can to keep you because out of everyone that we've ever used on bad friends you're the most loved you're the most you're just such an intricate part of our show

and a part of the family you know I mean so it has nothing to do with it's about you there could be nobody else but you There's something about you, and I want you to know that, okay, when you go on in your life, you know. Thanks, too, Bob.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never heard Bobby, like, cry, like, with his whole chest than when he thought, like, he, like, you upset you. Oh, yeah. Like, I was in New York, and he called me, and he was like, I'm going to relapse, like. I was going to relapse. Yeah, and he was like, Bull doesn't want to talk to me anymore. And I was just, and I felt, I was. Like, I've never seen him even that emotional when we broke up.

I was like, dang. Like, yeah, so. Yeah, but he called me like 10 times every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lucky. Yeah, yeah. Have you guys ever... Have you ever received a personal apology from Bobby?

Oh, many times. I have, I think. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, dude, dude, let me say something. If I, if I, I cross the line a lot. And when I cross the line, I will apologize. This is a team.

I get it, right? And it's like, I'm not, listen, this is really, I mean, I mean, I don't just bring back to Comic-Con. It's just like, you know, I'd rather do this than anything else. Bad friends, too, you know what I mean? But whatever I'm doing now, because it's like, it's safer. It's exactly down my alley in terms of like showcasing, what I'm actually good at.

And it's like, you know, you shut up. Don't tell her. Gooder, gooder, please. I mean, is she stuck in the porta potty? Yeah. Oh. That's what I'm saying. I keep saying that.

Can you let him out into the house? Yeah, because my eyes are vibrating. Yeah. Yeah. That's what, yeah, poor guy. Gilbert, your eyes. They're fine, dude. It's embarrassing.

Is the door open or no? Why'd you do that? No, it is open? It is open? We just get her in the thing and then close the door. Yeah, my eyes are fine. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

That's insane. Guys, I'm fine. Bring the cat back in. Wow, I'm so sorry. That was your king who, you know how you always like kind of shit on Filipinos for not being innovators? I don't never do that. I love them.

You were like Korea number one. No, I never said that at all. Because you guys have Samsung and all that stuff. Great toilets. What's another thing? What do you take him up? I listened to this podcast and there is this man who he goes by the Mr. Hold on it.

His first name is Toto and the lady her name is Luli. Those aren't made up names. Toto and Luli. So Toto's. story is that he wanted to um sorry I can't get past the names. Toto and Louie, huh? Lully.

Lully. Toto, like Toto. Toto's a great name. Toto. Toto. And so. Put another toe in there. Toto. Toto.

I've never heard of TOTTOTTO. Yeah, they should make sure what up. He recently got like, or T3 and put about when you sign, you know, anyway. Toto, go ahead.

He recently got this like really cool like science award or whatever. But he's like an older man now. But basically when he was younger, he wanted to research, he wanted to get into like DNA like synthesis and all of this stuff. But his parents or something like didn't have the money to send him to like like, you know, a big school or whatever. So he ended up staying in the Philippines and then studying cone shells.

But in those cone shells, he found like the world's strongest pain killer like analgesic and like non that's not opiate or non addictive apparently all from these like little cone shells and so like he's had this like breakthrough in the scientific community congratulations i'm just saying one point to the philippines i know that's one point now um can you get addicted these cone shells no it's not it's not opioid but it does feel like it does numb the pain so the problem is they're they're you know obviously with like big pharma and stuff The reason it hasn't come, you know, become a thing yet is because they're very hard to like extract

because you know, like cone shells and whatnot. But there is this thing out there that is stronger than any opiate that is not as addictive. Wow. That could possibly change the game of like chronic pain. That'd be great. All because of a Filipino man.

Toto and Luli. Yeah, yeah. Just hanging on a beach and picking up fucking cones and tasting it. How do you know? You got to taste it. But I'm just saying... Like he licked it and I was like, I feel funny.

You know, whatever. What got you back into MMA? I think because it's like I was, for some reason, scrolling. I started getting it a lot. And you're back in your algorithm? It's back in my algorithm.

And it's like, no, well, I was, here's what I liked the Russian League where like the three girls fight the big fat man. Oh, shit. Yeah, they've elevated it. Did you see the two twins fight the world's strongest man?

Yeah, like that kind of stuff. Like, you know what I mean? Like five dwarves fights, you know what I mean? A guy with gigantism, like I love that kind of challenge. So then all of a sudden, because I like those, I started getting UFC stuff again. And then I was like kind of watching the clips going, oh, I didn't know about that or this and that. And I wanted to catch up, you know? He wouldn't even watch the Max fight.

When I told when it came, I was like Bobby, I know you haven't watched UFC in a while. Dude. You have to watch the Max fight. I saw Max versus. the guy I love from Denver, what's his name, Colorado? Justin Gachi? That fight?

Dude. That fight, dude? Bro. That last five seconds? Bro. We're talking about it now. Five seconds. The last second.

Yeah. But when he went, let's go now. Oh, yeah. And knocks him out. It was like, I mean, I was in my hotel room going, ah!

Like, it was new. Like, it just happened. I was like, you know, I was going crazy over that shit. Pretty good. But, you know, I'm not going to, I'm not doing fight nights anymore. All right.

So this is the world's strongest man versus two Latino twins. Yeah. I like, I love them. Yeah. This is, yeah, this is where we're evolving to and I like it. I love it. But they'll have like girls do it too, right? Yeah, two girls will fight one giant dude.

Yeah, I love this. Okay, let's, okay, let's hypothesize. Let's hypothesize. Let's hypothesize, yeah. Okay. You, me, Jules, Gilbert, George, against who? Who would we agree to fight? Francis and Gano.

No, no, it's too big. I will fight you. I know, I think, okay, you're right. I'll take the back. You guys take the front, I'll take the back. I would not take that fight if I'm in front of him. Can you do anything? Can you like bite?

No, okay, no biting. You can kick, you can tackle. Okay. You can punch. You can knee. If we take on Sugar, Sean, the only way that it works is if we go all attack him at the same time. If we go one, toe to toe, we're all going to, he's going to systematically just knock us out.

We're not just red robin. But you know what I'm going to do, right? Even if that's the plan, I'll wait for you guys to go in first. Yeah, you knew it. Yeah, and then I would like, I figure out an angle, but you all have to grab them. Then I'll run. Oh, you get the kill shot? Yeah, no, I'll run.

And I'll jump and I'll try to put him in a real naked. Oh, so you're the aria Stark of it. I want to be a hero. He just jumps and stabs him. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to chun-li it. You know what I'll get on his, his fucking shoulder. with my knees and I'll do it like a head crank.

I think that we chose the wrong guy. Okay, who? Because if you go lighter division, they're quicker, they're faster, they can get around us. It needs to be like maybe... Steppe? Like, no, not steepe. Like an older one, like a Vandy, like a Vanderlea Silva who's already past his prime. There's no way, dude.

That's scary. That guy's scary. I know, but he's maybe a little bit slower now. Maybe, maybe... How about this, Randy Couture? No, maybe like an older tank abbot. No, dude, dude, because Okay, if

Shano Melly punches you, yeah, you might get in a coma Right, or you might break a bone, right? Yeah. You get knocked out, right? If Tank Abbott just gets you, that's it. X's over eyes. No, no, no. Tank Abbott doesn't have the gas.

I know, but I'm just saying if he just does a fat swing. And he luckily just hits me the face, X is over I I'm dead. Tank Abbott now, right? Because right now, this is what he looks like now. Oh yeah, we'll take it. Yeah, we can take him.

That's Tank Abbott now? Yeah, he's been doing a lot of podcasts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we could take him. Very funny. But I think, um, Freddie Roach. How about this? Henry Suhudo. No, not a fucking chance.

These guys are too small, too fast. No, we can, wait, me, who's on it? Me, you? You, me, Jules, Gilbert, George. Oh, yeah, we can do it. That's what I'm saying. Any five of us take on anyone, unless it's the heavyweight. That's where I get nervous.

The only person actually... That's the thing. Like, who's going first? No, we're doing... At the same time. We all... You just said you what you're going to do. I don't have much trusted you.

The only person about us who knows how to fight... I know. I'm kidding. I'm going to say... I'll go at the same time. The only person who knows how to fight out of all of us is Gilbert. And Alex. No, but Alex is not in the...

You don't doubt my wrestling skills? No, I think that's how we win. You have to get the guy down. We're not striking with someone. I could get him down, dude. I think his cardio is too good. Question, could you three take on Rhonda Rousey, you think? Not a chance.

No, because she did put me in an arm lock. Oh. When we went game on. Yeah. I go, yeah, try it. And she did it. And she really pulled. Yeah.

And I literally saw angels. I saw the heavens open up. It was hurt so bad. I know that Rhonda is retired, but she still is young, and she still has She just did WWE There's no fucking chance Rose Namibunus

She would destroy us As a group Oh it's five E. No, but I think guys Pretty strong You're pretty strong I could beat her

Yeah he can Really? Yeah There's a difference The only guy I don't think I'd be George Oh Oh

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I got you, you know what I mean, but George, I don't know, I don't think so. You could easily take on George. No, no, no, no, no, he's big. He's too soft.

He's crafty, yeah. Do we get training? No. One week. Oh, no, no, not wait, wait, give me six months. I mean, but that point, like. But then he could train. Rose number you can train.

She trains for five people. Rose number Yunus can only, she has to be a couch potato for six months and then we train for six months. Yeah, yeah. Because, I mean, yeah. What, she would not. her out. I feel like I'll die first. You won't die, but you'll be in a coma, for sure. So she's out and you can't look at her and go,

are you okay? No, you got to let it go. That's a thing. I think strategy is the most important thing here. So what is it? Because I have a strategy. If we send, okay, this is your strategy. So. Okay. Okay. These are the girls. Who is this? So this is, yeah. This is the shit I watch.

I love this shit. Yeah, this is the shit I love. But see, you got a pants. You get a pants. Sean O'Ballie. Yeah. But that's a real thing. See, that's Bob. He waits for someone else to get punched

that he sneaks around the back. Yeah, but this guy we can take. Yeah, that guy we can, but that's not the guy we're fighting. This is great. Yeah, but this is what's going on around the world. This is what they're doing in the world right now. I love it.

I know a power slap too, which is. It's so fun. Isn't it fun? I guess. Yeah, yeah. Why he's so nervous? You can do it. The guy is so big.

I know. He'd be so slow. He'd be so slow. Yeah, but how can you put them down? Whoever he falls on you. See, look. Look at him. Let him go.

Oh, he's out. Is he surprised? You fat fuck. He just got tired. Oh, he's out. Honestly, he got tired. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he broke his jaw.

No, I think he bit his own tongue. Yeah, yeah. Good, good job, girls. Oh, my gosh. Give me six months. We all train for six months. We can do it. I think so.

Okay. But you're going to die. Yeah, I'm going to die first. No, Jules. Um, she is not bad. She knows she used to do some Muay until she got put to sleep. Yeah.

I bought you gloves. Okay, can I tell you something that you can't beat me in? I found a new thing. And I have a proof on it. I don't know if they posted it online yet. Chess. I went to the IGN party at Comic-Con. And of course, I didn't know where to go

because no one else was there that I knew. So I went to the, there was a bunch of kind of nerds. You know what I mean? Because a lot of game developers and stuff there. And they were playing a game called Jenga. Never played it before. But Big Block Jenga.

You've never played Jenga? No. Oh, wow. So that's how two guys play, and I go, what's the rules? They told me the rules. And after they play it, I go, may I play? And one guy goes, yeah, dude, play me, dude.

Bobby Lee, huh? I don't know much about it. I won. Okay? In the second game, I almost won to. I mean, I fucked up at the end. But I love Jenga. And I think that's my thing.

Jenga. I can pick up a block without even touching it, knowing it's loose. You're like a cat? Yeah, yeah. I'll go, that's the thing. I can look at it and go, I know that's loose. It's loose, yeah, that's the secret. Right?

Most people have to go, they have to touch it a little bit and go, is this loose? No, not me. But isn't, you're not allowed to touch, right? You could touch you. You have to play it? No, you can check. You can check. You can.

Yeah, you can check. You can tap. You can tap. Right? I'd love to try Jenga But big block Jenga Try to get the big blocks No let's go to OG Jenga

Yeah I don't know what that's the thing They only had big blocks So I don't know what OG is like Because you just really made it Why you're so nervous I know big block Because I only practice on big blocks So let's do play big block jenga

Find it You literally just said I know something you can never beat me in Yeah yeah And so like that's a really Regular Jenga maybe not I'm just saying I only played big I know in big block jenga I can play

beat you. Okay. How big are these? The chest, you're also good at chess. Chess, yeah. Remember you tried to teach us both in the pandemic?

How big? Like the, like the, like, that's it. Like that, yeah, that. Like this, the tall,

like this huge one, a five foot? No, was that one. The four inch one. Okay, we'll order that one. Let's play big block jenga,

dude. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying I'm good. But you are, have you played it? Maybe once or twice in my life.

Well, I'm going to tell you another thing I did about chess if you want to know. Okay. You know, I mean, I went on a date with somebody. I didn't tell you about this. This was a couple months ago.

And she bragged at a date. She's like, yeah, you know, I'm doing chess tournaments. After what she, I saw, she saw Queen's Gambit, the TV show. Oh, yeah. Right? I was a good show, but that doesn't mean nothing to me, in my mind. She's like, well, you know, I'm in tournaments and I placed. Let's go to a park.

I swear I got to her up. She brought a blanket and fruit in different things. What did you write? Nothing. My mind. Yeah, what did you bring? My chest mind, did. What do you bring to a picnic date, Bobby?

My mind. His charisma. With my charisma and my conversational skills, that's all you need, baby. Right? You know, my conversation skills is like drinking a classic chardonnay. That makes me upset. Why? So we went to the park.

She cut fruit and you brought nothing. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. She brought the chest set, too. Put the chest set down. right and I beat her two games but easily like aggressive right even there were times where I'm like are you sure you want to make that because your queen's gonna be gone that type of thing oh you played with your food I played with it you know I mean so

you know that's what happened you're so I never saw her again after that so the next here's the rule did you get to lose you should lose wait did you get the ick though when she was like oh I she like made herself out to be really no no I got the ache when she said you're too old for me okay yeah it's a different ick so you know that's when I got the egg But maybe next time bring fruit, you know? No, that's a bit. You get flowers?

So loud. Yeah, why you say things so loud? I don't know. Yeah, okay. So you can hear it properly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So flowers. Yeah.

Do you ever give flowers? I bought you flowers. Alex got it. Alex. This is before I knew Alex, and it was Valentine's Day. And it was... But I told you, I go, when you get married, if you ever get married, right?

Yeah. I have a gift. I already have it. Whoa. You pretty get married. I have a gift. A gift that's like designed, right, to tear your heart apart. Happy wedding gifts.

It's so sentimental. It's so between you and I. Why would you do? Why on the wedding day? Dude, dude, I can't wait. Please get married. How about you do it for a little? like a burst. No, no, no, no, I want to crush your heart.

Diabal. It's so good. It's so beautiful. It's so, what does that mean? He watches too many fucked up movies. Yeah, it's Korean, like a Korean movie. Yeah, it's like a fucking K drama as he plays out in his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And what am I, what do you, what do you foresee is going to happen when I see this kid? You're going to see it, and then you're going to burst into tears. And then I'm going to be like, let's get back together. No. He just, no, I want, I'm going to go. good luck he goes check

I'm gonna go I'm gonna go check make all right because it's gonna wither your soul what what is it what I can't tell you tell you

tell me after it's so good I'm never gonna tell anybody Claile please get married I mean now I have to get married just to find out yeah yeah you will I'm never

I'm never yeah you buy this what did you get this gift a while ago like it's like it also took me a long time to to do. Because I had to get it made. What?

So it's like a jewelry. So it's a real gift. It's a real gift. I have it, yeah. That was meant for me? Yeah. And then you never gave it? No.

I was waiting for the right moment. Like a wedding or something. Definitely. Like a future wedding that wasn't with you? Yeah. Oh, okay. Crazy. It's so good though.

You're going to love it. You're going to love it. I'm just trying to think of everything you love that you like. It's no, it's not that you'll never guess it because it's only between us. Something the first thing. Yeah. It's an inside thing only between us, right? And it's designed for her to always remember me.

Right. That's good. Yeah, yeah. It's always designed, right? And when I give it to you, you're going to go, yeah, that's it. I feel like it would make me happy. No. It will make you happy, but it's going to also bring up experiences we've had.

Yeah, but I always look at it as like. Crazy. What is this? I know, I know. I was never even going to say it. Sorry, you know what I'm so sorry. This is psychotic? It's a little psychotic. Yeah, I don't know.

Anticipation. I know. No, you love it. It's because it's heartfelt. And there's a lot of attention to detail. And it's a lot of like, you know, it's real. It's real. But you have it now?

Yes. It's in the house. Don't say too much. I'm going to try to find. When you come clean the house, look for it. It's not here. Interesting. It's not here.

Oh. I know where it is. Crazy. Wow, what a way. No, it's mindful. I'm so happy for you. So it's like when you get married, I want to show you something of like,

you know what I mean? Like I know that you're about to continue your life with somebody else, right? But I just want to say, remember this? You know what I mean? Just remember this. You know what I mean? And always remember.

You know what you guys don't know about Bobby? He is literally the king of psychological warfare. Yeah. know that? Of course we know that. Oh yes, you do know for that. Everyone here knows for people. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Just congratulations. I'm not getting married. I know.

But then if you don't, it's got to be some other event that I'm going to have to do. Deathbed. Could it be a birthday gift? That's too basic for this? I might. If years goes on, I'm like, oh, she's not getting married. Got to cheer up. Your 45th birthday, maybe. Yeah. This is intended for your birthday.

But, you know what I mean? I've had a. for eight years. Eight years holding a kid. I've held on to him for a year in two months. No more information. She's good at this. She's a sleuth. I just realized, by the way.

What do you think it is? I have no guesses. I also don't want to guess. But I just want to say when I went like upstairs, I realized that my birthday gifts to you have been fucking legendary. I know. I display them. Yeah.

Yeah. I get. like one of his favorite move. Yeah, let's talk about it about it. Anyway. And that's what inspired this.

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You inspired me. Her kindness inspired me. Her kindness inspired you. Your kindness inspired my kindness. And my kindness.

So that that gift that I give you that's on display inspired this gift? It's that type of behavior that inspired my gift to you. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. But when I give it, you're going to understand. Okay.

But only I will. will understand. I think the world will understand. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's great.

I can't wait. Yeah. Anyway. Jules, can you wrap up this episode for us? Yeah. What did we learn today? Yeah.

What did we learn? What did we learn? We learned that Tito Bobby has the greatest gift. Practical I. Yeah. To mind fuck her. That sounds crazy. That sounds crazy.

That's not about my fucker. To mindfucker. To watch solo leveling. Good. And that's it. That's all I've learned. What are you promoting, Jules? Got anything?

School? You have a Venmo for people who send you money? There we go. Yeah, Jules. Correct move. All right, guys, we love you. Oh, Jules, this is the new Noms. It's Banana Lumpia.

You want to try? Yeah. Check out Noms. It's like a base on like Theron and stuff. Guys, make sure, yeah, if you enjoyed this solo pop, we haven't done it in a while. Just you'll comment down below if you want to see more of this.

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Subscribe. We're close to a million. Yes, we're almost close to a million. Subscribe. We have almost a million subscribers. We should promote that at the beginning maybe. Yeah, next year. Really, almost have a million?

Yeah. That's a lot. Yeah. Since we're doing a solo, I just want to say thank you to everyone who's like purchased Ebstuff. Thank you so much. It's going really well. I hope you guys love it as much as I do. And yeah, go to ebboceneclub.com or go to Instagram. On Instagram, it's at EbOcean Club.

Jules is one of my models. Wow, what a model. And she's going on a surfing journey to learn how to surf. So go support her. And yeah, go by Ebstuff. Go buy it. You know, one more announcement. Alex, don't you have a new album dropping? I had a country album drop Go check it out What's it called? Where can we find it?

We country live in on Spotify Apple Music, Amazon A whole album? You did it record a whole country album? And you're singing on it? Yeah, it's country rap album. I can't wait it. I'll listen to it with you, Bobby.

I'm not listening with you. Okay, I'll tell you that right now. All right, check out Alex's album. Sorry, that was rude. I'll listen to it with you. Bye, guys. Comment on Bobby's Instagram. I'm hug at the Elkins.