TigerBelly - Bobby Lee & Oliver Tree Are TOTALLY Fine
Episode Date: December 17, 2025Oilver Tree returns for the strangest holiday episode we’ve ever done. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/p06g4a8g #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not ...a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BELLY and use code BELLY and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! In 2026, stop waiting and start selling with Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at www.shopify.com/tigerbelly Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at www.bluechew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BELLY. That’s promo code BELLY. Visit www.bluechew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Do you miss that feeling when you get to hang out with your buddies during the night,
playing a video game, laughing, huffing, just having a good old time and it just hits just right?
Well, that was me and Bobby during the pandemic.
Guess what? We don't do that often anymore.
That's where Arc Raiders comes in.
In Arc Raiders, robotic killing machines have forced humanity underground as they roam the surface attacking anything that moves.
A little twitch, a little cough. Be careful.
So in the game, your Raider, one of the survivors brave enough to venture topside to loot,
battle the machines and complete quest for humankind.
Up top, every raid is unique.
Will you rally as one against the robots or shoot your rivals and take their stuff?
The choice is yours, but always trust your gut.
Is your gang tied up?
Head to the surface alone and write your own story.
Complete quests, upgrade your den, and become the raider you want to be.
Will you fight side by side or fight for yourself?
It's time to find out.
Arc Raiders is available now.
Available for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X, S, and PC.
Rated T for Teen.
everybody Bobby Lee here and I'm very excited because I'm shooting my first special for Hulu
and it's going to be at San Diego, California, January 16th, 2006, January 17th, 2006
and it's at the San Diego Balboa Theater and the tickets are on sale now and come check it out.
I'd love to see you there and I'm super excited.
Are we allokai'amooka wu,
bakaiki,
Chukumola,
go da,
bakao-de-o-le-le-do-lupon-loumah,
shuk-lok-molae, yeah,
so-chok-a-moo-moo.
Sorry, thank you.
We already started?
What?
Did we start?
don't you don't come into my house
and dictate how we do things
tell me how you want to do it
you're very nice today
I feel good man
you do it's the holidays man
you feel American or what
always proud to be American
yeah I know me too dude
I'm proud to be American as well
got another Santa hat for me
do we have a Santa hat for him
do you want these ones you can have these ones
what about the big hat
dude
you get the big one dude
wow
Well, let me see about this.
Do you need headphones?
Oh, yeah, this feels good.
I think I'll be good. I think I can hear him.
You don't use headphones?
I can. You want me to?
No, I'll be fine. I'll put it down.
Maybe I'll wear him or a little.
Okay. You know what? You do what you want to do.
Has it started yet?
What do you mean, dude?
I don't know.
God, I love your face.
Your face looks beautiful.
God, you're in a positive mood today.
I feel good, Bobby.
Tell me why you feel good at Oliver Tree
Christmas, man
Oh, you love the reindeer, huh?
I love Christmas, dude.
Presents.
You like presents?
Yeah, and just the
festivity, bro.
I'm ready for the holidays.
Yeah, what kind of festivities
does the trees do at home?
Well, Christmas trees.
Christmas chocolate.
We always wear the tree hats.
I wanted to bring this.
Yeah.
And we do a lot of caroling,
so we'll go door to door
and sing songs to people.
we sing some of my own songs
so I'm a house right
I get a ding dong
I open it up
and then we do life goes on
we sing
yeah so
how does it go
life goes on me
non-na non-na non
and then we go through
we go through a couple of my
you know platinum songs
then we move to the gold songs
and then
what if I say
excuse me soon
can you do the traditional music
yeah we don't do that
yeah but
I like that
That was a whistle tone.
You were really amazing high register.
You three are a fucking chorus.
Hello, guys.
Are you here to sing me some Christmas carols?
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, you may begin because I have my grandkids here.
Okay.
My dad, Demetri, is here.
So many kids.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
So go ahead.
Okay.
You guys go first.
I'll come in.
Okay.
You're going to start barking.
I like that's really, you know what, that felt very festive to me.
I know.
That was very festive to me.
I'll pay us.
Come on, Dimitri.
Do they get cash?
How does it work when they go to your house?
Venmo me.
You don't give the Carolus cash.
Cash at me.
Cast that me.
Some kind of cookies or something maybe
Are you trying to be Lando Carissian with your mustache?
What's that?
What's that?
Lando Carisian, I don't know.
Do you guys know what that is?
Nobody looks good.
I think you aged us on that one, bro.
What is it?
Lando Carissian?
Yeah.
What is it?
You got that Lando Cariscian.
Oh, wow.
That's kind, bro.
That's too kind.
That's better than who you were comparing me to last time.
What did I compared to you last time?
I can't even say, man.
Yeah, like it's some kind of munchkin.
All kinds of things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But nothing ever good like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's nice, it's a nice mustache.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's perfect on.
It's kind of Fredo.
Both sides.
Right?
Like, Alfredo.
What's Frado?
Look Afredo.
Alfredo.
No, not like the chicken.
I love.
Chicken Alfredo.
Chicken Alfredo is good.
I'm a big chicken Alfredo guy.
You're Afredo up there, dude.
Let's see what Afredo looks like.
And then put chicken alfredo.
Wait, Frato from.
From Godfather?
Godfather, come on.
Your stash is looking nice, too.
Give me the compare.
Yeah, you guys should rate our mustachees.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
See, he's got the point.
I've been trying to get the angle right.
Yeah.
Who's the guy from Lord of the Rings?
Which one?
Frodo.
Frodo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two different characters.
Yeah, different different characters.
Proto.
Yeah, Frodo.
I can see that, though.
That's pretty close.
Yeah.
See, that's kind of similar, too.
Yeah, yeah.
If he was a girl, he'd be very...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You do have a fucking hobbity.
I know.
Yeah.
Here it comes.
He's going to start ragging on me.
Oh, I think you're mistaken.
It's no.
No.
It's the holiday.
I was going to wonder, is this going to be the first time we don't fight?
Yeah.
Well, wasn't I not dreading him coming?
Honestly.
I thought we were going to fight?
No.
So I had my defense.
up you came in with positive energy and now I'm going to switch my energy I love it
yeah yeah the thing is it's really good to see you it's great to see you and every time I come
I'm in such a good mood and then you want to fight me that's not true because I remember
at the Korean barbecue place that you started to fight no that was not my fault you
grabbed my hat right there there it is I was there it was very scary a lot of Koreans
were confused there was we fought so many times man there's been not one time we
didn't fight yeah yeah even just
seeing you in public. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always a brawl. It's always a bully beat down,
dude, on site. I just whoop you that time, too, bro. See, that's what I'm saying.
The footage stopped rolling, but I actually put him into a full Nelson. Yeah. You hurt my neck.
You hurt me really bad, too, one time.
What did I do? In the H3 podcast, when we fought. Oh, yeah, yeah, I hurt you bad. That one is
bad. I know. I fucked you up there. I was really fucked up. Yeah, yeah. Sprained my ankle.
You started that. I did not start that one. I was in a good mood that day.
And he came in. I read. What are you doing today? You're doing fucking
mind tricks.
No.
You're a different person.
I know it's the hat.
The Christmas episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm in the Christmas mood, dude.
Okay, good.
I am too, and let's start.
You know what?
How about this?
Let's call a truth.
Truth.
Truth.
And that was a little hard, but it's fine.
And
And.
Clap, clap, clap.
Clap.
Put your hand.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
I was fun.
Yeah.
This is gonna be so much fun, man.
You know what I realized?
We could do this for hours.
Can we do that again?
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Opa!
Ohpa!
I was gonna do an Opa, too, man.
The fact that you did that too.
Are you Greek?
No.
You kind of look Greek, dude.
You kind of look Greek, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you think he is to make a guess?
I think he's part Greek, part Mexican.
Yeah.
That would be my guess.
You got one of them part.
What about cat here?
Scandinavian.
Yes.
Yeah.
Really?
I'm Mexican.
Yeah.
Mexican.
Yeah.
Let me guess you.
Chupacabra.
What is that?
Google it.
No, wait.
This is what you called the last one.
Why, yeah, you can bring me to home.
That's what you called the last time.
Wait, wait.
Too kind.
Hey, you're laughing too fucking hard there.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
I apologize.
No, it's good.
Let it out.
Let it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did kind of look like Humpty Dumpty Factor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was our first fight.
Yeah, that was our first fight.
I think we fought so many times.
Yeah, you know, I don't want to have that kind of relationship.
No.
Yeah.
I wanted to just be peace.
Can I get a hug?
I want a real hug.
Yay.
I did too, man.
Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug.
Oh, oh, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Woo.
Woo.
Kiss on the lips.
Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss on the lips.
Kiss.
On the mouth.
Kiss.
Kiss.
A little blow job.
Kiss.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
He's down, he's down, he's down.
Kick his ass.
Jesus Christ.
Bro, that was a hell of a hugger right.
You're a good hugger, man.
Thanks, man. You too, man.
Bro, if we were in the military, we would hug hard, dude.
Seriously.
What war?
Vietnam?
Exactly, too.
That was the war I was thinking.
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'd be on opposite teams.
I know.
Yeah.
That would be insane.
Yeah.
Can you imagine if you and me met on the war field?
What would we do?
I'll tell you what we wouldn't do.
What?
Shoot each other.
Yep.
Yeah.
Dude, we'd probably become friends.
We'd probably be like smoking weed underneath some kind of fucking
bush.
You think?
We get high, get drunk a little bit.
Probably find some, yeah, some opium.
Yeah, opium, yeah.
But then what else?
Do you take your pants off?
If you want.
Me too.
Right now?
No, not right now.
Maybe later.
Maybe later.
And then we would compliment each other.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Compare sizes?
I'm an hour?
Oh, very good.
I'm doing the accident, you know, accent, yeah.
Is that what a...
Is that the American accent?
No, no, it's not my native tongue.
Just I'm playing the Vietnamese guy.
Excuse me, so you're very good down there.
And what would you say to mine?
I would say, very nice.
Oh, because you're like Southern.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, very nice.
Yeah.
Oh, do you mind, you kiss mine?
Not right now.
Really good.
And you would think that that would happen.
It could.
It could happen.
Yeah.
So wait, you were born here?
I'm trying to understand how this is all going to play out.
Where were you born?
San Diego.
Yeah.
No shit.
What did you think I was born?
Vietnam.
I don't know.
If you were going to make a guess, well, yeah.
Canada?
Very good.
I kind of get into Canadian.
Yeah, me too.
Why?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Something about...
Yeah.
Maybe it's the hair.
Yeah, man.
Kind of got a Canadian.
Thanks, dude.
Can I see the hair?
I never seen you without a hat.
Yeah.
You want to see it?
It looks fucking good, dude.
That is epic.
I like how it's moving around, man.
You're a different Oliver tree this year.
He's thrown off right now.
I'll tell you why.
Let me make a guess.
What?
Successful?
No, I'm not.
actually okay oh okay make your guess i'll tell you because we're playing your music early i go
oh that new single's good stop no we were not playing it yeah you guys are too kind yeah so that's
your guess not only that you're in love i'm not okay oh why would you write that up i'm sorry that's bro
don't bring that up what you seem like you're in love i think uh i probably am yeah yeah
are you seeing somebody i can't talk about it okay oh this is getting awkward
All right, can I ask you, um...
I'll tell you why.
Can I ask you a roundabout without acting act directly?
Boy or girl?
Yes.
Hmm, girl.
No, I'm not seeing any.
A woman.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
But I'll tell you why I'm so happy.
What's the last time you got laid?
I'm not supposed to talk about this stuff, but a few days ago.
Let me say this.
Okay.
Let me say this.
You want to know why I'm so happy?
Why?
Because I'm retired now.
Semi retired, technically.
But I do whatever I want.
Retired from showbiz.
Yep.
Yeah.
Done.
Well, music done.
Music part time, but I don't have to do it.
I just do it for fun.
So I don't have the constraints of have to do this, have to do that.
I just do what I want when I want.
I've been on a two-year-long vacation.
That's awesome.
Wow.
So that's pretty good.
I think that's made my life.
Where have you been?
Well, I went in the last two years to 82 countries.
My God. On tour?
No. Some tour a little bit, but not really. No, I didn't really tour.
So when you went to these places, you didn't do any kind of entertainment, like done videos or...
I filmed, like, a few documentaries, but mostly just taking pictures on my cell phone.
Oh, really?
Just making music. I made my next album.
Over the course of this two years, I went to Antarctica twice.
I went to so many crazy places.
Wait, wait. You went to...
I'm going back in March.
Well, you went to Antarctica?
I'm going for the third.
time in March.
We go through
Chile, like
I did one time
through Chile and
Punta Sarenas
and we took a flight
from the bottom tip there
and then once I went
through Eshwaya
in Argentina on the other side
Wow, you're really really
And we rode over
Drake's passage,
took my parents
I got deathly seasick
two days.
Does Drake have a house there?
I think it was Canadian.
Other, it's the
that's the North Pole
It's just the thing of the North Pole.
I didn't know, I thought
yeah he's in the Northport
yeah, brutal.
You have to cross over
everyone's just sick
to have like trash bags
lining up on the
people are just throwing up.
Did you go to the Tyler the Creator Pass or no?
That's a really good pass.
No, I don't know that one.
Okay.
Or the Cosby Pass.
That's a difficult one.
That's a dangerous.
I get so droosy and when I'm there.
I'm like, what's going on?
I'm so tired.
But no, the Drake's Passage is the biggest shipyard graveyard.
The biggest shipyard.
So over a thousand ships have crashed.
Was it scary to do that?
Were you afraid that it might be you?
Well, I was thinking, I put my,
parents' life's at risk.
Oh, you're with your family.
I took him on vacation, man.
I know your family.
I know.
This guy, last time I saw you, maybe once or twice ago.
Was this the last time I saw it?
Oh, last time I saw you was in that movie we filmed.
Oh, that's right.
And you almost gave me monkey pox.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I riddled with it.
But anyway.
Norse scene.
So is that it?
You were there on that boat?
Something like that, yeah.
That's Drake's passes.
Wow.
That's gnarly.
That's my name is worse fear.
Was it like that when you were there?
Yeah, I mean, there's, I mean, the whole time it's,
shaky they have a pretty good
gyroscope on the boat which allows it
so it doesn't shake but there was dishes
falling over there's like
pieces of the equipment most of the stuff is like
locked in but there's pieces that fell over in our room
I mean
you're just really sick the whole time you know
you have to take a bunch of drama
mean why just go to Hawaii
I know right no I don't know I love
Antarctica it's probably one of the most special places
it's the last place not ruined by humans
so it's a magical place
what happened to you
I went to Antarctica twice
I know but something's going on with you
personality-wise
This segment is presented by Cash App
Cash App
Cash App
Cash app
Dude
What do you like to buy online
I bought some shampoo last week
I know
And sometimes
You know it
Sometimes it doesn't even work out the money.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, it's the problem.
You can get scammed.
I've been scammed three, four times this last month.
Me too.
God.
Just buying things online.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All the time.
All the time, me too.
Dude.
I was buying beads.
Beads?
What kind of beads?
Yeah.
Just over on your neck.
Okay.
Just pukas?
Just neck beads?
Yeah, neck beads.
And never came.
Never?
Never.
Really?
Yeah, and so, you know what I just started to do?
What'd you do?
Cash app.
No way.
Yes, dude.
that makes sense
in what way
well it's trusted
it's yeah it's
you know what
that's the main word
is what I want to use
trust
trusted
transparency
transparency is key
especially for a guy
like you
and you
and you
okay
but especially you
and so you know
me and all of our
transparency guys
and we want trust
and we trust
cash app
always did
and always will
can I ask
what's the most
amount of money you guys ever spent on one
item, and do you honest. I've lost a lot.
I've lost a lot, dude.
Spent a lot. Probably $2,200.
On what? The beads.
Stop buying $2,200. No more beads
for you, Bobby, and I don't think they're the kind of beads
you're talking about. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so I bought, um, most expensive.
A pure leather jacket.
Really? Yeah. In 80s-looking
leather jacket, never came. Really?
Yeah. Yeah, one time I bought a clown car.
Yeah. Never showed up.
Yeah. And those are, you know, you know, you
want to be trusted when you buy a clown car?
For sure. Yeah. The thing was, too,
you want to get electric when you get a clown car
because that way you charge it. I'll tell you
another thing you need for a clown car. You need
12 dwarves. The dwarves have
to come with it. You need a nice horn on it, too.
Exactly. For a limited time, new
cash app customers can earn $10 if they use
code Secure 10 in their profile at sign up
and send $5 to a friend within 14
days. Terms apply. Cash app is
a financial services platform, not a bank.
Banking services provided by Cashass Bank Partners.
Prepaid debit cards issued by
sudden bank member FDIC discounts and promotions provided by cash up a block incorporated brand visit cash dot app
slash legal slash podcast for full disclosures price picks price picks price picks price picks this episode is brought to you by
price picks it is the holiday season the best time of year for sports bowl games basketball matchups
playoff pushers swish it's all happening at once
And while you and I are out here
Making decisions every day
What gifts to buy
What to eat
Which game to watch
There is one place where it feels good to be right
Prize picks
All right George
Let's play a little bit, huh?
All right, let's uh
It's simple guys
Do you think Justin Herbill will get more or less
Than a 192.5 pass yards?
More man
That guy's more
Okay
And then AJ Brown
More or less than 62.5 receiving yards
Less
Less
That simple. Finalized lineup, and there we go.
Winery fee, 20 bucks. Let's submit the lineup.
And see the win.
And see the cash roll in.
Guys, download the Price Picks app today and use the code Belly to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup.
That's called Belly to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup.
Price Picks, it's good to be right.
But something's going on with you, personality-wise.
It's kind of like the new ayahuasca.
You know, people go to Iowa-Ska?
It's like you're going to Antarctica.
Did you go, do you have you taken ayahuasca?
I haven't yet, no.
I'd love to, though.
Yeah.
I would like to.
That or Iboga or Ibogan, something in that ballpark would be nice.
I'd like to.
Yeah.
I think it's time.
I think it'll be good for you, too.
Let go of some of our demons.
I would take it together with you.
I would love that.
Yeah.
Should we do it tonight?
I know a shaman.
I do know a shaman.
But you can't just do it tonight.
You could, for sure.
Sure. You can.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I'll have to...
I mean, the best way to do it is to properly go to a place that's kind of equipped for a...
It can be a week or two long process.
You lost weight, too, no?
Maybe. I don't know.
You look good, too.
Wait, is it true you're on Ozempic?
Yeah.
Is that true?
Yeah, man.
Or was it Manjaro?
No, I mean, we go, same thing.
Really?
Yeah.
How is it?
I feel good.
Yeah, I did it the old school way.
What?
Come?
Yeah, come.
No, just fasting and not eating food in America
I think the food here is pretty gnarly
When I come here I definitely gain some weight
Yeah, but I think you had a spiritual awakening
I think so
When?
When I went on vacation for two years
In town's pastish, yeah
Wow
Dude vacation is the greatest thing ever
And I just found that
I don't live anywhere, I don't pay rent
Everything I own just fits into this little
Carry-on suitcase
I love that
I would say like when I had the big fancy house
With all the shit
I had a fucking closet that looked like
a store I had like three TVs in my bedroom I was living the really high life you know
yeah and when you're not happy and you're experiencing that you're like something must be
seriously wrong with me but I realized that why did I get all that stuff what was the point
and I think of course it's fun but I think you're really doing it to kind of show off to other
people it's like oh come to my spot let's hang out and like see all this cool stuff this is your
house that was one of them yeah yeah can I ask if you saw any polar bears when you're in
no if you are on land
and you see a polar bear it's already too late
like you're done you can't give it a hug
did you see um wildlife yeah of course yeah
I've seen like uh well I saw a seal that was
attacked by the polar bears those cut up and bloody
I saw a lot of humpback whales
orcas I've seen
as many penguins as you can imagine
your orcas don't attack humans like people think they do
I think they do
no there hasn't been a single orca attack on a human
How about SeaWorld?
Yeah.
SeaWorld, dude.
When they're trapped.
When they're trapped, yes.
But in the wild open.
Yeah.
I'll tell you another fucking thing, right?
What?
Raccoons are evolving.
Into what, bears?
I saw a raccoon that was smashed on the road yesterday and his mouth was like, so how are they evolving?
That one is.
That one is not.
Yeah, that one is.
What do you mean evolving?
Well, they've, scientists have done some research here.
And they compared like 20,000 photos between 2004 and 2025, right?
And they realized that rural raccoons look different than urban raccoons.
Different diet?
No.
Oh.
Urban raccoons, their snouts are becoming smaller and they're becoming cuter,
much like the process that the dogs went through thousands of years ago.
Right?
That makes sense.
And they're looking cuter because they realize that, you know what I mean, we want to, humans feed us.
They have the food.
And we want to get in the house.
And so now they're looking and acting cuter.
And if you see on TikTok, there's more and more people that have raccoons as pets, right?
And it seems to be working.
I would have a raccoon as a pet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He'll eat you.
Yeah.
You look more like a, no offense.
A raccoon.
A ruckoon.
rural one.
I see.
With the big nose.
The big schnauzer?
Where are you going with this?
Yeah.
I do kind of look like a raccoon, though.
I kind of like between like a raccoon and a pirate.
Yeah.
But a rural one.
A raccoon irate.
I'm sorry.
Was I trying to start a fight there?
I feel like there's just some jabs coming left.
One here, one there.
It's just like a ticking time bomb with you.
I'm just counting down the good moments.
I'm enjoying this while.
last. I'm sorry. My two friends here, Kat, Jaime, does it feel like I'm being the aggressor?
No, I think that you're giving scientific facts. I love that. Yes, thank you.
But they might be a little bit directed. At whom? Our friend here, Oliver Trey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you think, Jaime?
I think. Why did you have to clear throat? Well, so I can speak clearly. He's not jabbing at you.
Crary.
He's not jabbing a jab at you.
He's, uh,
scienceific.
Isn't that what cat said?
It's exactly what cat said, but in a clearer way.
Can you say that again with your own opinion, please?
Okay.
No, he's not throwing this at you.
He's just like trying to tell the listeners what the raccoons are becoming like.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know raccoons love scrambled eggs?
Really?
Yeah.
They probably love everything, though.
They don't.
They don't like strawberries.
What about the sunny side of?
They like all eggs.
Yeah, they do.
I take my eggs scrambled.
Look at this egg.
Yeah, look at.
They love scrambled eggs.
But guess what?
What about over medium?
That's not sunny set up.
Yeah, but.
So I might have a point.
You're right.
What about over medium?
But that's an urban, that has to be an urban one.
Look at how cute it is.
It's an urban one, yeah, for sure.
Look at them, right?
Find me a fucking cat, uh, rat,
Kuhn that's eating a sunny side
up egg, please?
Eggs pedidics.
All right.
And prove your point,
and I will agree with you.
Is it over medium or medium over?
It's a lot of...
I don't remember.
The eggs?
There's a lot of...
Over medium?
Oh, there's a bolder leg, actually.
They love oil eggs.
Whoa.
And he's like, hey, man, yeah,
I fucking did it, man.
I gave him a fucking boiled egg.
You know how white people love doing it.
So where are you finding all this
scientific information? Is it all in TikTok?
Are you becoming more as a season's
go on, you're becoming more of a scientist.
You know, something's changed about you.
I can't put my finger on it.
I'll tell you what's changed about me.
O-ZMPIC.
OZEMPEX.
Were you actually on it?
I couldn't tell if that was...
Yeah, I'm being very scientific as well over the year.
You're experimenting.
Yeah, I'm with my mind.
You know what I mean?
And those are the raccoons.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I love when there's just tons of them.
Yeah.
Wait, is that us?
No, that's me and...
What's this?
So he knows about your OZempec.
Yeah, yeah.
I vomited.
Really?
Yeah, that was the first day I was on it.
Really?
So you're actually on it?
Yeah, yeah.
No, shit.
Yeah.
I thought you were joking.
No, I wasn't joking.
Because it doesn't seem like it's working.
There?
Oh, that was a jab.
Wait, wait, no, no, no.
It was scientific.
It was scientific.
You're still doing it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pause this for a second.
Pause this for a second.
Go ahead, guy.
No, no, I'm just trying to understand if you're still doing it or you were doing it or...
Does it look like I'm still doing it?
Let me see.
Yeah.
Let me see a profile.
I think you've come a long way.
I would say it's hard for me to tell.
I don't really know.
Do you have the, what is it?
What is it?
Is it what they call it?
Ozempic face is kind of like AIDS.
Yeah, I don't have Ozempic face, no.
Okay.
The most important thing is, are you feel good?
Are you happy?
It doesn't matter, I guess.
I'm a little nauseous.
Really, all the time?
Yeah.
No way.
Yeah, bud.
What are you eating?
Not much.
Burritos.
Really?
Britos, yeah.
But...
Pritos are pretty big, right?
Nachos.
But half a burrito.
Okay.
Did you see me finish the burrito today?
No, he ate vegan nachos.
That's pretty good.
Korean barbecue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you switched vegan.
Yeah.
Some Korean bar barbecue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, wait, you guys are just here all the time?
You guys live here, or...
I'm trying to get a sense.
You guys are prepping all day for this?
No, we had a podcast before this.
Okay, what was the podcast?
Just a different group of people.
What are you talking about?
Cool people? What was the vibe?
Fighting? It was pretty much this.
Yeah. Okay.
There was no fighting.
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
That's good.
But I was prep because I thought, because you and I, every time we've seen each other, there's
been a physical altercation.
I know.
And so today I was like, I got to prep for it.
You said you were lifting?
You know, I wasn't lifting.
You didn't push-ups?
I was just getting.
That's what I used to look like.
He lost quite a bit of way.
Wow.
Yeah.
You looked great.
Then you look great now, man.
I don't think we put a lot of pressure on ourselves, you know?
Are you doing it for yourself?
Who are you doing it for?
What, what do you mean?
Because we loved you that way too.
Yeah.
The women didn't.
So you're searching for love.
Aren't we all searching for love, Oliver?
Yeah, but it starts with in here, my man.
True happiness.
No, no, no, it starts with loving yourself.
No.
That too.
No, you piece of shit.
Wait, so, like, do you, are you...
Please don't ever interrupt Oliver Trey.
No, interrupt all you want.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
True happiness.
Yeah, don't tell them to interrupt.
It's close.
Oliver, he has no idea what he's talking about
95% of the time.
90% of the time.
Where do you find this guy?
Where didn't we find him?
Yeah.
It's the real question.
South Pole, he didn't find me there.
North Pole.
North Pole, yeah.
Because you're a hat.
You know there's a movie primate coming out
with a chimp turns his back
on the family?
That's going to, like, the raccoon shit, it's going to happen.
Look a primate?
No, I saw the thing.
Is this a paid promo?
You bring this guy in to do all the plug
Let me tell me what primates about, right?
Doesn't he get bitten by something?
I don't know, I haven't seen the movie.
Yeah.
I'm in the movie, but I'll see this.
You're in the movie?
No, I'm the chimp.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, I think I'll pull it up.
He gets bit by something in the movie?
I think something, he gets bit by something or
he eats something bad.
But that's not who he naturally is.
The monkey eats something bad?
Yeah, yeah.
He's a good monkey.
turn bad.
Oh, we've all been there.
Yeah, yeah. Like Kujo.
Kujo, I don't know who that is. It's always hot
girls. Wait, wait. Look at me right now.
Are you fuck with my tail?
Are you fucking with my tail?
What is Kuzzo?
The dog.
The dog?
Let me ask you another question, if I may.
Bobby, you're being a little bit aggressive.
He's being aggressive, but he's still not answered my question.
It's me.
It is.
I'm feeling it. I feel like this is.
ramping up to something.
Here's the thing, dude.
Here's the thing.
You don't want to get too serious.
No, no, no, no, no.
Here's the thing, dude.
I think you're right.
Let's start over.
Let's start over.
All right.
I think everyone is right.
I think everyone's right.
I got amped up for this podcast.
Did you drink an energy drink or something?
I'm feeling it right.
You.
You were coming.
Okay?
He was genuinely nervous.
Right?
Nervous.
Nervous.
I was nervous.
I'm sorry, man.
Sorry I've left that kind of stain on our relationship.
All these years later.
It's unbelievable your change.
What do you mean?
What was the last time you guys saw each other?
It was a violent encounter.
I'll tell you that right now.
Oh, wow.
It might have been when I seen you on the street in the corner sitting there.
Yeah.
He was like crying at dumbfound.
Is it dumbfounded?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
His birthday party.
Yeah, yeah.
I seen Bobby.
He's on the sidewalk and he had his head, his hands in his head.
And he was just kind of curled up there.
Yeah.
Not fetal position, but something kind of like that.
And what did you do?
Did you console me?
I just said, is that fucking Bobby Lee?
Yeah.
And then I was like, what the hell?
And then I was with my family, and I was like, oh, family, this is Bobby Lee.
Yeah.
And then I saw a tear.
No, there was some tears.
And I was like, are you good?
Yeah.
I was like, is there anything?
You need a hug.
Yeah.
Try to give you the hug.
You were like, no, not now.
I'm good.
Yeah.
And then you were kind of closed off.
And I was like, is everything all right?
You're like, oh, I'm out a birthday party right now.
Yeah.
And I just had a, I just got kicked out.
With a birthday party?
No, that's not true.
That's what I remember.
You got to kick that up a birthday party?
Why were you out there crying on the street party?
Well, I guess technically, yeah, because Dumpfunder's a kid.
How old is he?
He turned 33.
He could be two or 50.
No one knows.
But he acts like a baby.
Why were you out there?
By yourself sitting in the moonlight on the street corner.
I remember the moonlight
Well, I'll tell you this
When the moonlight shines on my face
I always cry
That's good
It's good to cry
It's super important
Yeah I don't remember why I was crying
Why were you on the street corner though
You're like this big parties going on
Because I don't want to be crying in a party
Right, that's okay
It's okay to cry
Maybe the friends would lift you up man
No the reason why I was crying
Is because of them
Yeah yeah yeah
I see
Yeah so I left there
Sat there
Saw the moon
I weeped
Saw you
right even more
I weaved
I cried a little bit more
because I got scared
I was like
I'm gonna get beat up
because I didn't want
a physical altercation
but then I realized
your family was there
yeah they were
keeping me
they were keeping you calm
right
you asked for a hug
I go no thank you
right
because every time we hug
it leads into a fight
yeah
it leads into a fight
right
so I you know I mean
I opted out of that
right
and then you moved on
and I moved on
with my life
right
yeah
that night
my parents
drove me
and the car got
broken into
and I'm not going to say that it was you
but you were awfully suspiciously close to the car
you know anything about the bags that were taken from the car
because my dad had a bag with all his art books
that all his paintings from the last five years were inside
and they were just gone and the last person we saw
within a 10 12 foot radius from the vehicle was bobby fucking lee
yeah was what are you going to do about if I did steal it
I'm going to look around and see if I can find these
I sold them.
You sold them.
Yeah.
Okay.
And for a dollar,
because the art's not good.
That's just adding salt to the burn,
but.
Yeah, yeah.
We didn't fight that time.
We didn't.
Was that the last time I saw you?
That was the last time I saw you.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
And so, let me be completely, completely honest with you.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, be honest.
And I apologize before I'm about to say what I'm going to say.
Don't say it, Bobby, don't say it.
I did not steal your father's artwork.
Okay, thank you.
And the jab about me selling it for $1 a piece is wrong.
That was wrong, yeah.
I'm sure that it's very good art.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
That's very kind.
But back to the question I asked you that, I think you've been tiptoeing around.
Are you looking for love?
I am, are you?
I don't know.
Not right now, no.
Yeah.
But my question for you is.
You already asked it.
Do you love yourself?
Just be real.
Just cut the cameras off for a second.
Bobby, just be real with me.
Well, we can't really cut.
Oh, we can't cut it.
You can cut them off.
Oh, we can cut them off.
All right, cameras aren't rolling.
Okay.
Just be real with me.
Do you love yourself?
I love myself so much.
I'm sensing sarcasm.
I'm no.
Don't make me mad.
Please don't make me mad right now.
I'm not.
I'm trying to open you up.
Okay, we're talking about something serious.
Yes.
Okay.
And like I said in the previous podcast,
this year has been a very big growth year
me.
I see that.
Oh, I see what's happening here.
See what he's slowly doing?
Okay.
All right, it takes two to tango.
Hold on, hold on.
The gazemanship.
It's a slow burn.
Yes.
I thought my first one was in Bobby, but I see you now.
It was a slow burn to violence.
I went like this, like the heart and the soul.
Oh, I see.
I don't know.
But keep going.
The cameras are off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell me.
Yeah.
How is it a big growth here for you?
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
You're like a human version of Beaker from fucking The Muppets.
Bro, I don't know who any of these references are.
Look a Beaker from the Muppets.
Hold this up.
All right, all right.
Wow.
I don't know if I should be offended or.
And that's you, dude.
That's legit.
Who is he?
Yeah, Beaker, you.
People love, people love Beaker.
People love Beaker.
People do not love me, so there's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, and I'm that yellow guy right there.
I see that.
Who the fuck that's a great?
That's you and I, dude.
That's you and I, dude, as Muppet.
I can see that.
That's actually, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
Wait, is he Asian?
I don't know.
He has no eyes.
I've never seen that character before.
He has no eyes.
They went lazy with that one.
They just used a tennis ball.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
So back to the real question.
Changing it up.
Yeah.
Shopify, Shopify, Shopify, Shopify, Shopify, Shopify, we have a online business here at Tiger Belly, and we use Shopify, you know why?
We only use the best.
Shopify gives you all the tools to easily build your own dream store.
Choose from hundreds of beautiful templates that you can customize to match your brand.
Okay, okay.
Set up as fast with Shopify's built-in AI tools that write product descriptions and
headlines and help you edit photo products. Marketing is built in to create email and social
campaigns that reach customers wherever they scroll. As you grow, Shopify grows with you. Handle more
orders, expand to new markets, and do it all from the same dashboard. In 2026, stop waiting
and start selling with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today
at Shopify.com slash Tiger Belly. Go to Shopify.com slash Tiger Belly. That's
shopify.com slash tiger
Belly. Here you're first
this new year with Shopify by your side.
Blue chew, chew.
Blue chew.
Come on, Kalala.
Blue chew. Belas, you already know what time it is.
It's a party time. It's time to level up.
Blue Chew just dropped something crazy.
I'm talking next level. Championship belt, gold-plated energy.
Blue Chew, gold, is the newest innovation from the number one
chewable ED brand.
This ain't your grandpa blue chew pill.
This is the four and one beast that's setting the gold standard for performance.
We're talking two ingredients for blood flow to keep that rocket pumping,
mixed with apomorphine and oxytocin to turn up the arousal and connection in your brain and body.
Blue chew gold dissolves under your tongue and works in little as 15 minutes.
That means you can get it on quicker and stay in the game longer.
Elevation without hesitation
Hey, Jaime, you get hard
When you use Blue Chew? Yeah, baby
How hard?
Oh yeah, I get hard
Make life easier by getting harder
And discover your options at Bluetooth.com
We've got a special deal for our listeners
Get 10% off your first month
of Blue Chewold Gold with Code Belly
That's promo code Belly
Visit bluechu.com for more details
and importance of the information
we thank Bluechew for sponsoring the podcast
So back to the
So back to the real question, you're changing it up.
Yeah.
Are you happy?
I am very happy.
So what was the self-growth?
Well, I don't want to be a...
But the self-growth is this, is that I, too, have detached myself from this business, mainly.
I love that.
I don't care what happens from now on.
Amazing.
It has no effect on me.
I just do what I do
And then when I do it
I let it go
And I live my life
I love my animals
I look like animals
I have four dogs and three cats
That sounds excessive Bobby
I love them
And
Keep gone
Keep gone
Are you able to give love
To all those different animals
My heart is big
And I'm getting
Also humans I can do it
Okay
Okay
So like polyamory
Exactly
You've been dabbling
I don't think he's been doing that
Thank you, Kat.
Not with the animals, though.
I don't believe in Paula.
I don't even know what polyamara I mean.
No, he's just like open to...
Free spirit?
Yeah, more of that, I think.
I see that.
I'm good to people.
And, um...
Mm-hmm.
We want to go, dude?
No, I mean, you're good to people
when you're not throwing them under the bus.
Oh.
You turn your whole audience
on me so many times.
How funny was that?
Last time when I did the bad friends,
man, your audience was so mad at me.
They hate me after that.
Why would they hate you?
Because I kicked him off his own podcast.
Oh, wow.
Were you mad at me about that?
Bobby, you drink you that water bottle
a little bit odd.
Oh, God.
A lot of growth.
A lot of growth.
I thought that was a really fun podcast.
It was really fun when you weren't there.
See, this is what I'm talking about
No, honestly?
No, no, honestly, this is what I'm talking about.
Are you going to play something on this thing?
I usually, too.
Really?
Special guess.
This is going bad.
How do we turn it around?
How do we turn it?
Oh, you know what?
Right.
Let's turn it around.
Okay.
Let's turn it around.
Come back in.
Okay.
Let's try this one more time.
Let's try it from it again.
Should you reset?
Yeah, let's reset.
Reset.
All right.
Reset the camera.
Yeah, we got it.
Let's start it over.
And action.
He's going to go outside.
Oh.
I have three hard-hitting questions right away.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
We have a special guest tonight.
Oh.
Huh?
Guess who it is?
Who?
I said, guess.
George Clooney.
No, close.
Keep going.
Colder?
Colder?
Holler?
Oliver tree, maybe?
Oliver tree, yes.
Oliver tree?
Oliver tree is a hot.
Oh!
It's a Christmas miracle.
It's a tree.
It's tree on tree.
Put your headset on.
You can hear him.
It's beautiful, actually.
Put the headset on.
They broke.
Oh, no.
Oh, they didn't break.
Yeah, it's okay.
What kind of production is?
You're the one that stepped on it.
I didn't do shit.
Should we start again?
Let's start again.
Yeah, yeah.
Get him a new headset, please, because he broke the one that we...
No, I didn't break.
They just came off.
I like to fix things.
I like to fix things.
What the fuck's going on over there?
Hi, Mae.
What?
Did you fix him?
This is a rush job.
What do you think?
Do you want some help?
Christmas, Christmas.
All right.
Action.
Here we go.
Who do we have today?
Just say Oliver Tree.
Oliver Tree.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to be a star.
Oh.
It's Oliver Tree.
You are so great.
It's my beaker from the Muppets.
No.
For a handsome or a felt creature.
You want to sing one?
Keep going.
Go ahead, Oliver.
Just get to the chorus.
You sing.
Keep going.
I didn't know you were a player.
Woo!
There we go.
Bobby boy.
My brother from another mother.
We used to love each other.
Where'd we go wrong?
Where did they go wrong?
Bobby boy
Where we go wrong
I haven't seen you
It's so damn long
I missed you a lot
I need some fucking reverb
I said Bobby boy
Looking beautiful
with them big blue eyes
Bobby boy
I'm still glad you were still alive.
He's so happy boy.
Smiling, I'm so surprised.
That's Bobby Boy.
I thought you would have died.
Bobby boy.
boy
baby bobby boy
look good
very nice
I didn't know you were a player
like that
that was legit
where was the reverb dude
there's no effect
I need some compression
it's a little bit of distortion
yeah we don't have that kind of facility here all of
you're a comedy podcast I'm so sorry
we don't have compressions here
this is a dope setup
I like the porta potty
Oh, thank you so much, but.
And there's a lot of North Korean propaganda in there.
That was pretty legit.
I love that.
I've been studying North Korea a lot lately.
Oh, tell us more, because we don't know much about North Korea.
Do we not?
Have you been there?
I have not been there.
I'd like to go with you.
I would really love to go.
We can't as Americans unless you have dual citizenship somewhere.
So I actually had my team reach out and ask if we could play a concert there.
Yeah?
And they said, you're not allowed to go because it's illegal from America's standpoint.
So if you have citizenship somewhere else, you can't.
still go.
Well, Rodman went?
Yeah, but that was like he was...
You think he's a dual citizenship at North Korea?
Well, I don't know if he...
That was like a while ago.
Okay.
Things have shifted a bit since then.
In 90s.
Okay, all right.
But it's pretty interesting
the way that they are able to accumulate
money during, through such heavy duty sanctions.
They have to do a lot of backdoor type of things.
It's very challenging.
Why do you want to go to North Korea, do you think?
Well, I'm just, I'm just curious about all cultures, all things.
I mean, this year, I went to,
Afghanistan. I went to Iraq. I went to some places that were, you know, places that were somewhat
taboo from American standpoint. You would look good in Uzbekistan. I love Uzbekistan.
You would probably be considered handsome there. Well, I wouldn't go that far. I went to Kazakhstan
three times last year. I love the stands. I went to Tajikistan. Whoa. What you call me?
I don't know. What is it?
It sounds like... Can you explain the joke? Yeah, I missed that. Yeah, we need to, you need to explain
that joke, but it's very clever.
You know, it's like,
Taoiseikistan, get back in the house.
Yeah, I get it.
Okay.
Oh, gee.
Shout out Kyrgyzstan.
I went to Kyrgyzstan as well.
Tell us about Kyrgyzstan.
Tell us about the food.
Food is amazing.
The Monty there, they have this fried dumpling.
Yeah.
Incredible.
It depends what parts you go, like
Uzbekistan, it's much more popularized to have
the pilaf.
Pilof, yeah, yeah, yeah.
then they have a lot of different types of horse meats
so when I went to Kazakhstan the first time
I probably ate at least one one and a half horses
like the entire time everything is how could you
fucking eat a horse Oliver
it's just meat I understand what it is so the reason why they
eat horses there is because for one super high calories
so a lot of those cultures
They're up in the mountains, and so they would have to ride horses for multiple days.
And they wouldn't be able to have access to food.
So they would eat horse because it was really rich, rich meat that had high calorie count that could sustain the energy.
But could you...
Go ahead, Kat.
No, no, sorry, Bobby.
No, please, Kat.
Oh, I was just going to say, so the horse has to ride all the way up the mountain, give you a ride.
And then by the end of the trip, they're like, well, I guess they got to eat them.
No, you don't eat the horse you ride.
That'd be like eating the car you drive in.
It's not the same thing.
It's a bad analogy
You're an Uber driver
Yeah
But
Basically
No
Give me
So you
How does the horse come
Easy
What's the question
Oh how do they prepare it
What do you think I said
Like how does it
Master me?
You did
We all thought
I mean you said it in quite a
Here we go
How's the horse come
Yeah I didn't say it that way
You gave me that little smile, too.
You looked at me with that little twinkle in your eye.
Yeah.
How does the horse nut?
Many different...
No.
No, wrong?
We're going to have to cut this out.
No, we don't have to cut anything out.
Really?
Yeah.
It's going to get age-restricted, Bobby.
Okay.
Wow, you know all the rules.
Yeah, no, it has to be within the first 30 seconds.
How does it prepare the horse?
So, many different ways.
It depends how you eat it, but you could get it with noodles.
I prefer it with noodles.
In a dumpling form, you can have.
it like a steak. I mean, any way that you could prepare meat, you can have...
Like a taco? Like a taco? Yeah, of course. I mean, I don't think tacos are big there,
and not in my experience eating there, but I'm sure you could find horse taco there. But basically
any way that they make... You had it in dumpling form? I had it like eight or nine different ways.
And noodle, and there's no guilt involved in it. Not at all. I mean, it's just, that's just
what they eat there. It's pretty much in everything. You'd have to be like, really go out of your
way to not eat horse if you're in one of the Asian countries. But Tajikistan doesn't eat
horse. Okay. Afghanistan
I didn't find any horse there, so
Wait, wait, you're going to these countries and asking
if they have horse on the menu? No, you should see my list
of all the food I've eaten.
Oh, yeah, tell me. Yeah. Can I take these things
off? This is like hard for me to hear. I don't know if the
Yeah, take it out. Yeah, take it out.
Okay. Should I go through my list?
Okay. Or should I just show you
my list? I'm like, can I just put it on the table
so you don't sit on it again? Okay, thank you.
I'm sorry, man. That's all right, man.
Let's see. I might get in trouble for some of these, so I
probably shouldn't. No, because it's a cultural thing.
Why would you get in trouble? Like whale? Did you have whale?
No, let them get into it, Kat.
I can't answer that one.
Okay.
It shouldn't be an answer. He had the orcas from the drinks back.
Yeah.
All right, let me say. So, I just was like traveling and I wanted to...
Let's play a game. Let's play a game. He names an animal eat and raise your hand if you eat it.
Oh, that's a good game.
And then, okay, yeah, let's do that.
Okay.
So, iguana.
I eat that.
Aguana.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, iguana.
Freaking bomb.
I went to San Salvador in El Salvador.
Yeah.
And they cooked me an entire iguana.
Yeah.
And the tail is so freaking meaty.
They call it chicken of the tree.
And it's basically, in my experience, what I had, it was the white meat was all on the top half,
and then it gets to be dark meat on the bottom half.
Wow.
But it was actually delicious, and they bring you an entire.
higher iguana, like full thing.
Yeah.
And you just eat it straight off the bone.
Okay.
Let's see.
So, I mean, yeah.
You're a no-on cat.
I think I'm a no-on-the-aguana.
Oh, okay.
I changed my mind.
It's delicious.
But yeah, it's...
Wait, you said no?
Yeah, I changed my mind.
Why did you change your mind?
The chicken of the tree thing, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
I eat chicken nuggets.
Okay, okay.
That's chicken of the tree.
Guinea pig?
Yeah, I've had that.
Yeah, that's pretty basic.
Yeah, a guinea pig.
Did they bring you the whole guinea.
pig out when you ate it? Yeah, in Peru.
Yeah. That's the Peruvian. And you ate it?
I eat it, yeah.
To describe me the taste.
It was really gamey, and there's not a lot of meat
on there, and they fill it with, like, alfalfa.
They, like, fill it with hay.
But they also... Yeah, that's how it looked.
They fill it, like, sometimes a little pepper in the mouth.
Yeah.
Yeah, with the French.
I like it.
Did you eat the brain?
I just throwing it out there. Yeah, yeah.
The brain's really good. You have to bite through the school.
Yeah, yeah. With that, I'll pass, I think.
It's just presentation.
I just so.
like the fries are crazy like fish and chips i don't like the express the last expression
on the yeah i don't like the last expression is there a calm one that went like this
suicide would you eat that if it was calm that one yeah yeah oh that's a good one he's like
that's deep fried right there yeah wow that looks fucking bomb yeah i'd probably eat all this is that you
bobby the tooth too you have to bite you have to eat the teeth do you miss that feeling when
you get to hang out with your buddies during the night
playing a video game, laughing, huffing, just having a good old time and it just hits just right.
Well, that was me and Bobby during the pandemic. Guess what? We don't do that often anymore.
That's where Arc Raiders comes in. In Arc Raiders, robotic killing machines have forced humanity
underground as they roam the surface attacking anything that moves. A little twitch, a little cough. Be careful.
So in the game, your Raider, one of the survivors brave enough to venture topside to loot.
Battle the machines and complete quest for humankind. Up top, every raid is unique. Will you rally as
won against the robots or shoot your rivals
and take their stuff. The choice is
yours, but always trust your gut.
Is your gang tied up? Head to the surface
alone and write your own story. Complete quests,
upgrade your den, and become the raider
you want to be. Will you fight side by side
or fight for yourself? It's time
to find out. Ark Raiders is available
now. Available for PlayStation 5
Xbox Series X, S,
and PC. Rated T for teen.
Chime.
Chime! Chime! I wish my younger self had Chime back then because, you know, of the overdraft.
You know, when you're not making money and you get charged, you get overdraft, it's so painful.
You know what I mean? It hurts. Chime understands that every dollar counts.
That's why when you set up direct deposit through Chime, you get access to fee-free features like free overdraft coverage,
getting paid up to two days early with direct deposit and more.
So, yeah, we all wish we had had Chime back when we were younger.
It's just better banking.
Chime is not just smarter banking. It's the most rewarding way to bank. Join millions who are already banking fee-free today. It just takes a few minutes to sign up, not that hard. Head to chime.com slash tigerbelly. That is chime.com slash tiger belly.
Chime is a financial technology company, not a bank. Banking services, the secured Chime Visa credit card, and MyPay line of credit provided by Bank, N.A, or Stride Bank, N, N, MyPay eligibility requirements, apply, and credit limit ranges from $20.
to $500.
Optional services and products may have fees or charges.
See chime.com slash fees info.
Advertised annual percentage yield with Chime Plus status only.
Otherwise, 1% APY applies.
No men balance required.
Chime card on-time payment history may have a positive impact on your credit score.
Results may vary.
See Chime.com for details and applicable terms.
What did you call me?
Call back.
What did you call him?
person we put on there is that you is that your game no bobby doesn't wear glasses
no i was talking about the goody pig that's the asian oh okay okay okay all right that's funny
this one's basic but in the conditions that i went it was gnarly or cow blood
cow blood the blood of it no just the straight blood yeah is that like a did does it come in a cup
or how do you... Oh, I bought a cow for
the Maasai tribe, and then they cut
the neck and we drink it.
Oh.
Basically, what happens is they put it into like a...
Did you have to watch it? A bull?
You watched it?
I mean, it's part of the circle of life. Their whole religion,
their whole life is centered around cows,
so that's how they survive.
Can I ask a question? Yeah.
Could you... You buffed the whole cow.
Do you miss that feeling when you get to hang out with your buddies
during the night, playing a video game, laughing,
huffing, just having a good old time, and it just hits
That's just right.
Well, that was me and Bobby during the pandemic.
Guess what?
We don't do that often anymore.
That's where Arc Raiders comes in.
In Arc Raiders, robotic killing machines have forced humanity underground as they roam the
surface attacking anything that moves.
A little twitch, a little cough.
Be careful.
So in the game, you're a Raider.
One of the survivors brave enough to venture topside to loot.
Battle the machines and complete quest for humankind.
Up top, every raid is unique.
Will you rally as one against the robots or shoot your rivals and take their stuff?
the choice is yours but always trust your gut is your gang tied up head to the surface alone
and write your own story complete quests upgrade your den and become the raider you want to be
will you fight side by side or fight for yourself it's time to find out arc raiders is available now
available for playstation five xbox series x s and pc rated t for teen chime chime chime chime I wish my
yourself had Chime back then because, you know, of the overdraft. You know, when you're not making
money and you get charged, you get overdraft, it's so painful. You know what I mean? It hurts.
Chime understands that every dollar counts. That's why when you set up direct deposit through
Chime, you get access to fee-free features like free overdraft coverage, getting paid up to two
days early with direct deposit and more. So yeah, we all wish we had had Chime back when we were
younger. It's just better banking. Chime is not just smarter banking. It's the most rewarding way
bank, join millions who are already banking fee-free today. It just takes a few minutes to sign up,
not that hard, head to chime.com slash tigerbelly. That is chime.com slash tiger belly.
Chime is a financial technology company, not a bank. Banking services, the secured
Chime Visa credit card, and my pay line of credit provided by Bank Bank, N.A, or Stride
Bank, N, A, my pay eligibility requirements, apply and credit limit ranges from $20 to $500.
optional services and products may have fees or charges see chime.com slash fees info
advertised annual percentage yield with chime plus status only otherwise 1% APY applies
no men balance required chime card on time payment history may have a positive impact on
your credit score results may vary see chime.com for details and applicable terms
could you have done that just let me ask this question bought it and just set a free
that's how they survived
that probably fed the tribe
or that portion of the tribe
Yeah but you bought it right
For them it was a gift
But what about the cow?
Yeah yeah
I mean they already had the cow
Wait wait wait
You bought a cow that they already have
And you gave it back to them?
Technically
I like that
I like that
No well I'm just saying
The cow
There's a lot of cows there
But they can't afford to give them up
It's not this kind of thing where you know
I don't know who had the cow
to be honest.
But you didn't buy the cow.
Yeah.
I think...
It wasn't their cow, but...
I know, but Kat and I would have been like,
do we have to drink the blower?
Can we just let it go?
When I was there, I was with...
There was another person there
and their father was a doctor and they're like,
do not do it.
My father said it's extremely dangerous.
But then you're there and you're like...
Oh, damn.
We might as well...
What's dangerous about drinking cow blood?
Well, I mean, depending on like...
We're going to Google it.
I don't trust your opinion about it, actually.
It hasn't been tested properly.
So, for example, if the cow had HIV,
you would...
be
acceptable to getting
because it's not like
our cows here
the gay cow
the gay cow
you're right
you never think that
what you do
the gay cow goes
moo
he's waiting his whole life
for that
really good
you're offended by that
not at all
okay
all right
should I go to the next one
yeah
lamb testicle
in Afghanistan
lamb testicle
yeah super vainy
oh well
I don't know if we need
My grandfather says, if you eat the tuscote, eat the dick too.
That's the good, that's a good life motto.
So why don't you eat the whole thing?
It wasn't on the menu.
How is it prepared?
See how vainy that is?
Yeah, I'll never forget.
Is it like barbecue or how is it prepared?
Is that the way it looks, though?
That's okay.
It looks like how the other one looked more so.
It didn't look like that.
Sashimi style.
It looked fully.
No, no, no, it was cooked.
I'll keep a sashimi.
It was cooked, but this looks deep fried or something.
That looks delicious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It didn't look like that, but it was fully purple veins.
Okay.
Would you eat that, cat?
I think if it looked like that, I don't know if I could do the...
That looks like a hot dog.
You sure that that's the same thing?
Yeah, it looks like a piece of ham.
I don't know about the veins.
What about you, Haim?
When I eat that?
Yeah.
No.
Why?
It's not in my palate.
Oh, I know, but why?
I know.
It's not...
It looked closer.
to this, but I don't know if you can, it's pretty low-res.
I'm going to tell you something right now, Jaime, your homophobia
has- Homophobia?
Yeah, yeah, has gotten too far.
What's...
The reason why you wouldn't eat that because it's a testicle.
No, it's not that.
It's just not, I'm not in a favor for that.
I'm not in favor for eating balls, man.
But you'll eat the leg.
No.
How about it was a chicken leg?
Have you eaten chicken breast?
If it was a limb?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I shredded the testicles, would you eat it?
No.
Because I still know it's chesticles.
What if we didn't tell you?
If you didn't tell me then, fuck you.
I was kidding.
No.
We fed it to you and then later we told you.
How about if it was tis?
Oh, throw up.
How about if it was tits?
Hell yeah.
Or vagina.
See, that's what I mean it's a sexual thing with it and it's fucked up.
That's not as sexual.
You eat the titty?
I didn't say what tits.
Man tits or women tits.
Either way, tits or tits.
It shouldn't matter.
That's what he's saying.
You're not going to eat tits.
I'm not eating balls, right?
Thanks
You did it
You ate them
Yes
It's delicious
It's a delicacy
And do you think it's weird
That he wouldn't eat it
Be honest
Because I would eat
I think it's disrespectful
I think it's disrespectful
I think it's disrespectful
I want this one
It has raspberries
Yeah
Don't you love raspberries
Next time
Yeah
It pops is super creamy
Yeah yeah
Yeah okay
Bring balls
No it's not
It's meat
It's meaty
Yeah yeah
If I bring testicles
I defry them
We eat it
On this podcast
I guess
Yeah
What kind of
Testicles. Now, if you bit into it and something...
Human. Humans?
Now, if you bit into it and something squirre in your mouth, would that
horrify you? No. Okay, good.
Just to tell all of... He had sushi for the
first time this year. No way. Congrats.
I'm tagged.
It was bad?
It was bad. Sushi's my favorite food.
Yeah, me too. I don't know why.
That's where we're going tonight after this, man.
You still want to eat after this?
Have to. We should get something crazy.
I'm getting my appetite worked up.
Looking at this list. What else is out there? Should I keep
moving? I'll move faster.
Can I just say something?
If we do eat after this?
We're going to eat after this.
When we do, we're not getting any of this shit.
I don't even know where to get horse or testicles.
I don't know where to get it.
We can find you something delicious.
I want you to break out your comfort zone.
I feel like you need a friend like me to...
Can I be honest with you?
I don't feel well tonight.
I think I'm going to take a pass on the dinner.
No, no.
Yeah, anyway, we'll talk about it later.
We'll eat your other half of your burrito that's in your thing.
We'll share.
I'm starving.
Namaste, man.
No, stay, man.
Move on?
Okay, I'll move on.
So the gnarliest thing I had actually was not even that crazy of stuff, but I was in Chongqing, China.
Would you call me?
What'd you call me?
Do you know about this?
Don't never call me that again.
Do you know about Chongqing?
Chongqing.
Chongqing.
Chongqing.
It's actually good.
I don't know about Chongqing.
I don't know about Chongqing.
It's like the actual city, if you consider like how big, look up how big it is.
It's like a big surface area.
It's the size of Austria.
Like the actual
Part of Chongqing is so massive
It's a futuristic city
You've probably seen it on Instagram
Where it's like trains that go through buildings
It's a futuristic spot
What are you pointing at?
Tiger Leaping Gorge
Are there tigers there?
Dude, we go to the Tiger Leaping Gorge all the time, right Oliver?
I never went.
What is it?
You're supposed to say yes and dude
Wait, I missed what you said, what was it?
Move on.
What's the city con?
it's called Chongqing
Chongqing
yeah yeah
so
wow look at the trains
that go in the building
yeah
imagine living in that apartment
that would be nar-
oh my gosh
so I had
when I was there
I had some street food
and one of the pieces
was
a pig nose
but it was uncooked
and then intestines
cow intestines
that were uncooked
and then chicken feet
they were uncooked
so like eating the chicken
feet was
it was just bones
you know
and I was trying to bite through the bones
and it was very, very hardcore.
And the pig nose is just,
it was just all flesh, no season,
no nothing.
That was definitely like the gnarliest,
the intestines too,
those three things.
All uncooked was very hard-
Imagine that pig nose and heaven.
Just raw.
Imagine that pig in heaven smelling.
What is that?
It's an old tree.
I'll make up quick.
I'll go through.
Ant larva, that's like pretty basic level.
I'm bobbing one.
I've had a joke.
Every joke.
Every joke is not working.
How many pig nose can you eat?
One of the worst things I actually had to...
Look at them!
It looks like a pig nose.
Yeah.
A little bit, no?
That's racist.
Is that mean?
A pig nose does found some.
Would you eat that?
No.
Okay.
I'm not that fat.
That looks better than the one I ate, I'll tell you that.
So the texture you didn't like?
Well, it was just, there was no seasoning, no nothing.
It was just biting.
Go to a place and get it cooked.
Antlar of our tacos is like a true delicacy in Mexico City.
It's very popular.
Are they moving around?
No.
Oh, they're dead.
It's ant larva
tacos
Yeah
Well I've had the tamales too
They have a bunch of different styles
It's like their caviar
It's ants
They're like maggots
No
Yeah
I've had maggots too
Look at this guy raw style
He's raw dogging
That's fucking ant eggs
That's just straight up ants
He's just raw dogging ants like that
With powdered sugar
That looks so fucking good
I love ants
They're kind of spicy
Yeah
You know they do that celery
with the peanut butter and the raisins.
What does that come?
Ants on a log.
Enough of that guy.
One of the worst things was the fermented shark in Iceland.
It's like, I guess,
if you eat the shark, you die, basically,
but then they, like, have a curation process.
It's six weeks,
where it's basically hung for six months, I think,
and then you can only eat, like, five to ten chews.
Once you get to 15 chews,
it's, like, just fully disgusting.
Because they fermented in some, it's almost like formaldehyde or something's so fucking brutal.
It's like some crazy, it just tastes like you're eating toxins, but it's like five bites is like manageable.
And when you get to 10 bites, it's like, all right, that is like rough.
And when you get to 15, it's like that is the most foul.
What's the last time you talk to Ethan?
It's been a minute.
I hit him up when I was in Jordan in Petra, but I haven't talked to him for a little bit.
When was the last time you spoke with him?
Two weeks ago.
How's he doing?
Good.
How come we haven't talked?
to him. I'm wearing Teddy fresh
right here. Yeah. No, I just have, I haven't been
in America, and then I've been
finishing the last of my album, so I haven't talked to any of it.
Do you miss him? I do. Okay.
I mean, I got love for all my
friends. I never see any of them. I haven't seen you,
but that's by choice.
Your choice.
Your choice. I text this guy
no response to the last four texts I sent you.
Would you send him? I just said...
That's how he shows love. Let me see.
Yeah, he doesn't respond to that. And then I hit him up
on Instagram, and then he gave me
one word back. September 17th, February 8th, February 13th, April 18th, June 2nd.
Thursday.
I don't even have you saved on my phone.
I put Oliver, there's nothing there.
No, there's Oliver Hudson.
I'm walking, dude.
Oliver Highman.
Don't walk. Don't walk. Don't walk.
Hi-May, stop him.
Oliver, come back.
How many fucking times I've done your fucking podcast?
You can't even save my fucking number?
Oliver, go bank.
Oliver.
Oliver
It's going to be okay
It's going to be okay Oliver
We've got some shark fin soup
He doesn't text me at all
I do have it said
I mean you go
Mr. Tree
I'll get him
Get Mr. Tree
I do have that
What you did
It was a chill
It's not fucking funny
Why don't you text me back
Fight
Dude
That's fucked up
It's a chew
It's not
a joke when you don't text me back.
Dude, it's a, hey, guy, it's a joke.
Hey, guy.
Don't fucking touch me.
Oh, hey, dude.
See, now you're doing it.
No.
Whatever you're doing it before, you're doing it now, dude, like like a little baby.
We have to cut all this stuff out.
I can't have people know you don't text me back.
Like a fucking idiot, dude.
Just sit down.
Is that an Arsenal fucking pillow?
Yeah.
I think you as an Arsenal fan.
You know, I played soccer with the Arsenal team?
Well, some of the lead players, yeah.
They gave me a jersey, too, with all the signatures.
I'm a big fan.
Give me a name that you played with.
All of them.
See?
No, I did some.
I can't remember the names.
I play with KSI and some of the side.
Oh, yeah, KSI is a fan.
Yeah, he's got the box.
I had a few, went to a few games.
I love KSI.
What a good guy.
Sick ass, dude.
Way cool.
Is that you?
Yeah, that's me playing with the Arsenal, guys.
Wow.
Oh.
Whoa, dude.
I kind of looked like you in that video.
And that was Eddie and Katia?
You know the players?
He knows everyone.
Yeah, he's a big fan.
I actually had a...
You'll see probably some of my good mives.
Yeah, look at that.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's illegal in soccer, but that's good.
Oh.
I'm a player, man.
I played most of my life.
That's awesome.
Is that Gabrielle Martinelli?
Oh, my God.
He's one of the greatest players that we have.
Yep.
I hate that you played with them.
I know.
Hey, wait, this one right here.
Right here.
Yeah.
I almost made that one
Who's the goalie, Bobby?
I don't know
Oh
Yeah, yeah
But you got the dance down
After the...
Thank you
Yeah
Yeah
I had some good moves
There was one I used
I think a
I used a racket
Mixed with the lacrosse helmet
I had some pretty crazy moves
But they were
Hard to impress
Yeah
I tried
So you're an Arsenal fan
Legit
Die hard
No fucking way
Yeah
You should see my jersey
I got the whole team
signed it
Got my name on it
Are you actually a fan?
Yeah, he is
In what world are you a fan?
Why are you a fan of the Arsenal team?
No fucking way.
Did you ever go see them play?
No.
Have you been?
I'm not as a celebrity like you
And I was able to do that.
You are, man?
I can't get even in there, no.
You were on mad TV once upon a time.
What happened, man?
Is it true that you really don't know how much money you have?
And you just have the people they tell you when you're all out.
That's the only time the business managers tell you.
Graham Steff.
Is this true?
Because I do the same fucking thing, my man.
Is that true?
Yeah, man.
I actually do it too.
Americans.
God bless America.
Can we talk about your new album before we end?
Are we done here?
The ghost is up.
The ghost is up.
What does that mean?
See that ghost right there?
Okay.
That means we're up.
Oh, is that what that means?
Yeah.
Wait, can we watch the trailer?
We would love the tour.
That's the old album, the new one.
Is it on here?
It's on my Instagram.
Okay.
Can we look, I want to watch the trailer of your new.
It's my documentary album, The Making of.
Is that when you were younger?
That haircut?
Yeah, that's when I was in maybe second grade.
Yeah, he's never changed.
That's awesome.
The next chapter begins.
All of the trees, true magnumopus.
The same sound you fell in love with now returns.
For the fourth studio album.
by the bold cut legend
and a ridiculously epic odyssey
recorded over two years
and over 80 countries
seven continents
with tribes in Africa from Antarctica
to Afghanistan
the documentary series
the one man band
and the greatest album
ever recorded across planet
earth
oh where was that
that's Afghanistan
hate you badly
up in the sky
up in the plane
it's Superman
after disappearing
wow
that's awesome
that's kind of what I've been doing
is just
I've been on side quest
you know
and I actually produced
the entire album by myself
that's incredible
I wrote it all by myself
I made it in hotel rooms
and I actually recorded it
The Great Wall of China
Machu Picchu
Christ of the Redeemer
a bunch of
like wonders of the world.
That's incredible, dude.
Yeah, it was super special.
But yeah, went to Antarctica twice during the process.
About to go back for the third time to do some concerts.
I'm going to do the first real worldwide tour, all seven continents.
So I've been gearing up for that, making the real rounds.
Well, I'll tell you this, man.
Wow, look at that.
I'll be completely and utterly honest with you, if I may.
Please.
Lay it in, man.
It's a pleasure.
Stop.
See, come on.
Be real.
I am.
I'm not done.
I thought that was it.
No.
Carrie Perry commented right.
Yeah, she said I should have done it with AI instead.
I was cold, bro.
Yeah.
We love her.
Anyway.
So that was it.
No, I want to say this.
You surprised me.
How so?
Can I just finish me?
Can I just finish?
Over the years, we've been in real physical altercations of pure violence.
I would say so.
Yeah, yeah.
And every time I knew I was going to see you,
I would have to prepare myself because there was some trauma involved.
You know what I mean?
I always thought you were.
crazy.
I thought that about you, too.
Yeah.
And coming here today...
Well, I came here today.
You live here.
But go on.
Okay.
You still have a little bit of that old zest.
No, no.
I'm just trying to make sure we're on the same page.
Okay, thank you.
Because I came.
You did come here.
It was a long ways.
You can't travel far.
It was like five minutes, actually.
Okay.
So you traveled five minutes to get here.
And when you walked in, I immediately thought,
what's going on here?
Is this a prank?
Right?
By having these deep conversations with you about...
Was it that deep?
About, you know, the kinds of foods and the cultures
and all the things that you were experiencing the last year.
It wasn't combative.
And I have to admit, I tried to poke the bear a little bit.
I know.
I saw that.
and you didn't bite, and that's real growth.
And likewise.
Yeah.
I may or may not have tried to poke the bear as well.
You tried to you didn't bite.
A couple times you tried, you know what I mean?
And I didn't bite, because I'll tell you why.
I think we're in a different place in our lives.
I think so.
Yeah.
And I want to say, too, I'm proud of you.
I see self-growth.
I see change.
I see a better man than who I once saw.
The shell of a human, the ghost who once stared me in the eyes,
the ghost of Christmas.
Ooh, guitar in.
look good you look really good and i want to say this i'm proud of how far you came especially as you're
getting older like you're getting really up there and you've come far kid i mean i remember when i
first met you something was off i couldn't put my finger on something was off man but now i returned
back and i see this guy yeah and when i came and i was like i saw you freeze up
And I was like, he's going in defense mode.
Yeah.
And I've watched you blossom.
And I feel like I've watched you blossom over our course of, I guess friendship is a far-fetched term to use when I'm not getting text back.
But.
Well, if I had your number.
Right.
Yeah.
If you had saved it one of the maybe eight times I texted you.
Yeah.
Or when you texted me back one time.
Yeah.
So you did have my number at one point.
But I want to say this.
You saying that you're happy, which, you know.
That's only for Bobby to know.
Yeah.
Makes me very happy.
Wow.
And I want to say with the whole like traveling thing
and I was showing that it wasn't anyone can travel.
Who gives a shit about that?
My main reason behind all of it and why I'm actually happy is because I think we have this
definition of what success is and what's told, hey, you're going to get a bunch of cars
or you're going to get this big house.
You're going to do all this.
I changed my idea of what success meant to me, just like how it's shifted for yourself.
Of what the idea of successes.
And for me, it means zero.
material objects. It means zero fancy things. It means having literally one pair of pants.
It means living very, very frugally under the bar, not because I have to, but because I want to,
because I recognize that happiness, there's no correlation between the things that we have and the
things that make us happy. And so I recognize that and I've experienced that. I've had all of it
and now I have none of it by choice. And I just wanted to kind of present that as an idea
to the world of another way to live, what success could be. I don't think we'd
genuinely all need to be living this life rat racing to get more followers more likes more
people wanting us loving us this stuff that doesn't actually fill our souls with happiness
so that's kind of part of the change for me is that i finally have reached a point where i'm not
trying to i don't give a fuck if people follow me on social media if they like my post or anything i
took two years pretty much fully off the internet because i don't give a fuck and i don't have to and i
I just side quest and I direct a fucking bank commercial one week
and I go to Antarctica another week
and I just do the most random ass shit
not because it's unnecessarily a money-making thing
because it just sounds like a fun side quest.
And I want to say I can see that that's also coming for you.
That's why you probably are willing to have me on this podcast.
Like this guy fell off and you did two.
Two guys who fell off.
No, no, we didn't fall off.
We just enjoy life and we get to experience.
I didn't fall off.
Well, no, because you did, you fell off, I didn't.
I didn't fall off at all.
I didn't mean it like that, but I meant like one of us fell off and it wasn't me.
I'm killing it.
What are you talking about?
Do you still do the other show?
Yeah.
What is it?
The bad friends one?
You know what it is, you fuck.
I thought Andrew was just doing that without you now.
Wait, what happened to the girl that used to be on this show?
Kalila.
She was here earlier.
She was here earlier.
She was here earlier and she left?
Yeah.
Guess what?
Literally the whole reason why I want to come.
Why?
She had a date.
Really?
More than a date.
Because of me?
That would be crazy at Twitter.
No, she has a baby now.
No?
Yeah.
And you're the father?
No.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Why?
I love the baby.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm grown too.
You look like a baby.
Fight.
Fight.
What?
You're looking at me like you want a fucking
You want to go?
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
Why not?
You want to fight?
Kind of.
Or end with a love song.
What kind of fight?
Full Nelson, spin you upside down, throw you on the table.
You're not going to be able to do that to me.
You're not going to be able to.
You're light now.
I could lift you.
You can't fucking fling you across this fucking room.
All right?
He's got retarded strength.
Yeah.
Is that what that's?
I highly doubt it.
Maybe cut that out, but yeah.
Yeah.
Listen, I don't want to show the world how much stronger than I am to you, and then you, I think it's embarrassing.
Just speak English, Robbie.
You want to fucking fight me? Let's fucking go.
To-to-to-to, mono-e-mano.
I'm not fighting you anymore, dude.
I would destroy you.
Bro, you would not destroy shit, bro.
A fucking carrot could walk in that door and then have a better chance than you beating me right here.
Care.
Cute carrot.
What's a carrot?
A vegetable?
Uh-ya.
Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Come on, let's be peace?
Should we?
Peace?
Should we fight?
What's up for gold say?
Come on.
What do you mean, dude?
Well, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, no, I want to fight.
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
I'm not going to fight you, dude.
I'm not going to fight you.
Fight, fight him, treat.
We'll just kick his ass.
Don't fuck it.
Oh, no.
Be careful with Black Santa.
Oh, oh, be careful with me.
Hi-May, stop it.
Hi-may, stop it.
Hi-may stop it.
What do you want me to do,
Ivey, stop it.
Ivey.
What do you want me do?
And fade to black.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Stop.
Okay.
Stop.
Stop.
All right.
All right.
All right.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Just tap.
Just tap.
Just admit.
Say uncle.
Uncle.
I won.
You just win.
I fucking did.
I just whooped your fucking ass.
All right.
Stop.
Say uncle.
Uncle.
we good
final Christmas message
uh Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Just like home
Yeah
And just
Be nice to everyone
And spread love
You're a psychopath
What?
You're a psychopath
What? You're a psychopath
That was fun
It was kind of fun
It was kind of fun
Do you miss that you get to hang out with your buddies during the night playing a video game
laughing, huffing, just having a good old time and it just hits just right.
Well, that was me and Bobby during the pandemic.
Guess what? We don't do that often anymore.
That's where Arc Raiders comes in.
In Arc Raiders, robotic killing machines have forced humanity underground as they roam the surface attacking anything that moves.
A little twitch, a little cough. Be careful.
So in the game, your Raider, one of the survivors brave enough to venture topside to loot.
Battle the machines and complete quests for humankind.
Up top, every raid is unique.
Will you rally as one against the robots or shoot your rivals and take their stuff?
The choice is yours.
But always trust your gut.
Is your gang tied up?
Head to the surface alone and write your own story.
Complete quests?
upgrade your den and become the raider you want to be will you fight side by side or fight for
yourself it's time to find out arc raters is available now available for playstation five
xbox series x s and pc rated t for teen
