TigerBelly - Bobby Lee & Oliver Tree Are TOTALLY Fine

Episode Date: December 17, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Do you miss that feeling when you get to hang out with your buddies during the night, playing a video game, laughing, huffing, just having a good old time and it just hits just right? Well, that was me and Bobby during the pandemic. Guess what? We don't do that often anymore. That's where Arc Raiders comes in. In Arc Raiders, robotic killing machines have forced humanity underground as they roam the surface attacking anything that moves. A little twitch, a little cough. Be careful. So in the game, your Raider, one of the survivors brave enough to venture topside to loot,
Starting point is 00:00:27 battle the machines and complete quest for humankind. Up top, every raid is unique. Will you rally as one against the robots or shoot your rivals and take their stuff? The choice is yours, but always trust your gut. Is your gang tied up? Head to the surface alone and write your own story. Complete quests, upgrade your den, and become the raider you want to be. Will you fight side by side or fight for yourself?
Starting point is 00:00:48 It's time to find out. Arc Raiders is available now. Available for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X, S, and PC. Rated T for Teen. everybody Bobby Lee here and I'm very excited because I'm shooting my first special for Hulu and it's going to be at San Diego, California, January 16th, 2006, January 17th, 2006 and it's at the San Diego Balboa Theater and the tickets are on sale now and come check it out. I'd love to see you there and I'm super excited.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Are we allokai'amooka wu, bakaiki, Chukumola, go da, bakao-de-o-le-le-do-lupon-loumah, shuk-lok-molae, yeah, so-chok-a-moo-moo. Sorry, thank you.
Starting point is 00:01:52 We already started? What? Did we start? don't you don't come into my house and dictate how we do things tell me how you want to do it you're very nice today I feel good man
Starting point is 00:02:08 you do it's the holidays man you feel American or what always proud to be American yeah I know me too dude I'm proud to be American as well got another Santa hat for me do we have a Santa hat for him do you want these ones you can have these ones
Starting point is 00:02:21 what about the big hat dude you get the big one dude wow Well, let me see about this. Do you need headphones? Oh, yeah, this feels good. I think I'll be good. I think I can hear him.
Starting point is 00:02:36 You don't use headphones? I can. You want me to? No, I'll be fine. I'll put it down. Maybe I'll wear him or a little. Okay. You know what? You do what you want to do. Has it started yet? What do you mean, dude? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:49 God, I love your face. Your face looks beautiful. God, you're in a positive mood today. I feel good, Bobby. Tell me why you feel good at Oliver Tree Christmas, man Oh, you love the reindeer, huh? I love Christmas, dude.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Presents. You like presents? Yeah, and just the festivity, bro. I'm ready for the holidays. Yeah, what kind of festivities does the trees do at home? Well, Christmas trees.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Christmas chocolate. We always wear the tree hats. I wanted to bring this. Yeah. And we do a lot of caroling, so we'll go door to door and sing songs to people. we sing some of my own songs
Starting point is 00:03:27 so I'm a house right I get a ding dong I open it up and then we do life goes on we sing yeah so how does it go life goes on me
Starting point is 00:03:38 non-na non-na non and then we go through we go through a couple of my you know platinum songs then we move to the gold songs and then what if I say excuse me soon
Starting point is 00:03:48 can you do the traditional music yeah we don't do that yeah but I like that That was a whistle tone. You were really amazing high register. You three are a fucking chorus. Hello, guys.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Are you here to sing me some Christmas carols? Yes. Yeah. Well, you may begin because I have my grandkids here. Okay. My dad, Demetri, is here. So many kids. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Yeah, yeah. So go ahead. Okay. You guys go first. I'll come in. Okay. You're going to start barking. I like that's really, you know what, that felt very festive to me.
Starting point is 00:04:40 I know. That was very festive to me. I'll pay us. Come on, Dimitri. Do they get cash? How does it work when they go to your house? Venmo me. You don't give the Carolus cash.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Cash at me. Cast that me. Some kind of cookies or something maybe Are you trying to be Lando Carissian with your mustache? What's that? What's that? Lando Carisian, I don't know. Do you guys know what that is?
Starting point is 00:05:06 Nobody looks good. I think you aged us on that one, bro. What is it? Lando Carissian? Yeah. What is it? You got that Lando Cariscian. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:05:16 That's kind, bro. That's too kind. That's better than who you were comparing me to last time. What did I compared to you last time? I can't even say, man. Yeah, like it's some kind of munchkin. All kinds of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:28 But nothing ever good like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's nice, it's a nice mustache. Thank you. Yeah, it's perfect on. It's kind of Fredo. Both sides. Right?
Starting point is 00:05:38 Like, Alfredo. What's Frado? Look Afredo. Alfredo. No, not like the chicken. I love. Chicken Alfredo. Chicken Alfredo is good.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I'm a big chicken Alfredo guy. You're Afredo up there, dude. Let's see what Afredo looks like. And then put chicken alfredo. Wait, Frato from. From Godfather? Godfather, come on. Your stash is looking nice, too.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Give me the compare. Yeah, you guys should rate our mustachees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. See, he's got the point. I've been trying to get the angle right. Yeah. Who's the guy from Lord of the Rings?
Starting point is 00:06:12 Which one? Frodo. Frodo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two different characters. Yeah, different different characters. Proto. Yeah, Frodo.
Starting point is 00:06:21 I can see that, though. That's pretty close. Yeah. See, that's kind of similar, too. Yeah, yeah. If he was a girl, he'd be very... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do have a fucking hobbity.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I know. Yeah. Here it comes. He's going to start ragging on me. Oh, I think you're mistaken. It's no. No. It's the holiday.
Starting point is 00:06:43 I was going to wonder, is this going to be the first time we don't fight? Yeah. Well, wasn't I not dreading him coming? Honestly. I thought we were going to fight? No. So I had my defense. up you came in with positive energy and now I'm going to switch my energy I love it
Starting point is 00:06:58 yeah yeah the thing is it's really good to see you it's great to see you and every time I come I'm in such a good mood and then you want to fight me that's not true because I remember at the Korean barbecue place that you started to fight no that was not my fault you grabbed my hat right there there it is I was there it was very scary a lot of Koreans were confused there was we fought so many times man there's been not one time we didn't fight yeah yeah even just seeing you in public. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always a brawl. It's always a bully beat down, dude, on site. I just whoop you that time, too, bro. See, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:07:31 The footage stopped rolling, but I actually put him into a full Nelson. Yeah. You hurt my neck. You hurt me really bad, too, one time. What did I do? In the H3 podcast, when we fought. Oh, yeah, yeah, I hurt you bad. That one is bad. I know. I fucked you up there. I was really fucked up. Yeah, yeah. Sprained my ankle. You started that. I did not start that one. I was in a good mood that day. And he came in. I read. What are you doing today? You're doing fucking mind tricks. No.
Starting point is 00:07:55 You're a different person. I know it's the hat. The Christmas episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in the Christmas mood, dude. Okay, good. I am too, and let's start. You know what?
Starting point is 00:08:05 How about this? Let's call a truth. Truth. Truth. And that was a little hard, but it's fine. And And. Clap, clap, clap.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Clap. Put your hand. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! I was fun. Yeah. This is gonna be so much fun, man.
Starting point is 00:08:32 You know what I realized? We could do this for hours. Can we do that again? Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Opa! Ohpa! I was gonna do an Opa, too, man.
Starting point is 00:08:48 The fact that you did that too. Are you Greek? No. You kind of look Greek, dude. You kind of look Greek, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think he is to make a guess? I think he's part Greek, part Mexican.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Yeah. That would be my guess. You got one of them part. What about cat here? Scandinavian. Yes. Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:09:06 I'm Mexican. Yeah. Mexican. Yeah. Let me guess you. Chupacabra. What is that? Google it.
Starting point is 00:09:15 No, wait. This is what you called the last one. Why, yeah, you can bring me to home. That's what you called the last time. Wait, wait. Too kind. Hey, you're laughing too fucking hard there. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:09:30 No, it's okay. I apologize. No, it's good. Let it out. Let it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did kind of look like Humpty Dumpty Factor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:38 That was our first fight. Yeah, that was our first fight. I think we fought so many times. Yeah, you know, I don't want to have that kind of relationship. No. Yeah. I wanted to just be peace. Can I get a hug?
Starting point is 00:09:49 I want a real hug. Yay. I did too, man. Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug. Oh, oh, da, da, da, da, da, da. Woo. Woo. Kiss on the lips.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Kiss. Kiss. Kiss on the lips. Kiss. On the mouth. Kiss. Kiss. A little blow job.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Kiss. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. He's down, he's down, he's down. Kick his ass. Jesus Christ. Bro, that was a hell of a hugger right.
Starting point is 00:10:28 You're a good hugger, man. Thanks, man. You too, man. Bro, if we were in the military, we would hug hard, dude. Seriously. What war? Vietnam? Exactly, too. That was the war I was thinking.
Starting point is 00:10:39 That's what I was thinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'd be on opposite teams. I know. Yeah. That would be insane. Yeah. Can you imagine if you and me met on the war field?
Starting point is 00:10:47 What would we do? I'll tell you what we wouldn't do. What? Shoot each other. Yep. Yeah. Dude, we'd probably become friends. We'd probably be like smoking weed underneath some kind of fucking
Starting point is 00:10:56 bush. You think? We get high, get drunk a little bit. Probably find some, yeah, some opium. Yeah, opium, yeah. But then what else? Do you take your pants off? If you want.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Me too. Right now? No, not right now. Maybe later. Maybe later. And then we would compliment each other. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:11:18 Compare sizes? I'm an hour? Oh, very good. I'm doing the accident, you know, accent, yeah. Is that what a... Is that the American accent? No, no, it's not my native tongue. Just I'm playing the Vietnamese guy.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Excuse me, so you're very good down there. And what would you say to mine? I would say, very nice. Oh, because you're like Southern. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, very nice. Yeah. Oh, do you mind, you kiss mine?
Starting point is 00:11:45 Not right now. Really good. And you would think that that would happen. It could. It could happen. Yeah. So wait, you were born here? I'm trying to understand how this is all going to play out.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Where were you born? San Diego. Yeah. No shit. What did you think I was born? Vietnam. I don't know. If you were going to make a guess, well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Canada? Very good. I kind of get into Canadian. Yeah, me too. Why? I don't know. I don't know. Something about...
Starting point is 00:12:22 Yeah. Maybe it's the hair. Yeah, man. Kind of got a Canadian. Thanks, dude. Can I see the hair? I never seen you without a hat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:30 You want to see it? It looks fucking good, dude. That is epic. I like how it's moving around, man. You're a different Oliver tree this year. He's thrown off right now. I'll tell you why. Let me make a guess.
Starting point is 00:12:47 What? Successful? No, I'm not. actually okay oh okay make your guess i'll tell you because we're playing your music early i go oh that new single's good stop no we were not playing it yeah you guys are too kind yeah so that's your guess not only that you're in love i'm not okay oh why would you write that up i'm sorry that's bro don't bring that up what you seem like you're in love i think uh i probably am yeah yeah are you seeing somebody i can't talk about it okay oh this is getting awkward
Starting point is 00:13:20 All right, can I ask you, um... I'll tell you why. Can I ask you a roundabout without acting act directly? Boy or girl? Yes. Hmm, girl. No, I'm not seeing any. A woman.
Starting point is 00:13:36 No, I'm not. Okay. But I'll tell you why I'm so happy. What's the last time you got laid? I'm not supposed to talk about this stuff, but a few days ago. Let me say this. Okay. Let me say this.
Starting point is 00:13:48 You want to know why I'm so happy? Why? Because I'm retired now. Semi retired, technically. But I do whatever I want. Retired from showbiz. Yep. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Done. Well, music done. Music part time, but I don't have to do it. I just do it for fun. So I don't have the constraints of have to do this, have to do that. I just do what I want when I want. I've been on a two-year-long vacation. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Wow. So that's pretty good. I think that's made my life. Where have you been? Well, I went in the last two years to 82 countries. My God. On tour? No. Some tour a little bit, but not really. No, I didn't really tour. So when you went to these places, you didn't do any kind of entertainment, like done videos or...
Starting point is 00:14:30 I filmed, like, a few documentaries, but mostly just taking pictures on my cell phone. Oh, really? Just making music. I made my next album. Over the course of this two years, I went to Antarctica twice. I went to so many crazy places. Wait, wait. You went to... I'm going back in March. Well, you went to Antarctica?
Starting point is 00:14:49 I'm going for the third. time in March. We go through Chile, like I did one time through Chile and Punta Sarenas and we took a flight
Starting point is 00:14:56 from the bottom tip there and then once I went through Eshwaya in Argentina on the other side Wow, you're really really And we rode over Drake's passage, took my parents
Starting point is 00:15:05 I got deathly seasick two days. Does Drake have a house there? I think it was Canadian. Other, it's the that's the North Pole It's just the thing of the North Pole. I didn't know, I thought
Starting point is 00:15:15 yeah he's in the Northport yeah, brutal. You have to cross over everyone's just sick to have like trash bags lining up on the people are just throwing up. Did you go to the Tyler the Creator Pass or no?
Starting point is 00:15:24 That's a really good pass. No, I don't know that one. Okay. Or the Cosby Pass. That's a difficult one. That's a dangerous. I get so droosy and when I'm there. I'm like, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:15:34 I'm so tired. But no, the Drake's Passage is the biggest shipyard graveyard. The biggest shipyard. So over a thousand ships have crashed. Was it scary to do that? Were you afraid that it might be you? Well, I was thinking, I put my, parents' life's at risk.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Oh, you're with your family. I took him on vacation, man. I know your family. I know. This guy, last time I saw you, maybe once or twice ago. Was this the last time I saw it? Oh, last time I saw you was in that movie we filmed. Oh, that's right.
Starting point is 00:16:05 And you almost gave me monkey pox. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I riddled with it. But anyway. Norse scene. So is that it? You were there on that boat? Something like that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:14 That's Drake's passes. Wow. That's gnarly. That's my name is worse fear. Was it like that when you were there? Yeah, I mean, there's, I mean, the whole time it's, shaky they have a pretty good gyroscope on the boat which allows it
Starting point is 00:16:24 so it doesn't shake but there was dishes falling over there's like pieces of the equipment most of the stuff is like locked in but there's pieces that fell over in our room I mean you're just really sick the whole time you know you have to take a bunch of drama mean why just go to Hawaii
Starting point is 00:16:39 I know right no I don't know I love Antarctica it's probably one of the most special places it's the last place not ruined by humans so it's a magical place what happened to you I went to Antarctica twice I know but something's going on with you personality-wise
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Starting point is 00:17:15 And sometimes You know it Sometimes it doesn't even work out the money. I know, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's the problem. You can get scammed. I've been scammed three, four times this last month. Me too.
Starting point is 00:17:26 God. Just buying things online. Yeah. Yeah. All the time. All the time, me too. Dude. I was buying beads.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Beads? What kind of beads? Yeah. Just over on your neck. Okay. Just pukas? Just neck beads? Yeah, neck beads.
Starting point is 00:17:39 And never came. Never? Never. Really? Yeah, and so, you know what I just started to do? What'd you do? Cash app. No way.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Yes, dude. that makes sense in what way well it's trusted it's yeah it's you know what that's the main word is what I want to use
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Starting point is 00:18:13 always did and always will can I ask what's the most amount of money you guys ever spent on one item, and do you honest. I've lost a lot. I've lost a lot, dude. Spent a lot. Probably $2,200.
Starting point is 00:18:25 On what? The beads. Stop buying $2,200. No more beads for you, Bobby, and I don't think they're the kind of beads you're talking about. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so I bought, um, most expensive. A pure leather jacket. Really? Yeah. In 80s-looking leather jacket, never came. Really?
Starting point is 00:18:41 Yeah. Yeah, one time I bought a clown car. Yeah. Never showed up. Yeah. And those are, you know, you know, you want to be trusted when you buy a clown car? For sure. Yeah. The thing was, too, you want to get electric when you get a clown car because that way you charge it. I'll tell you another thing you need for a clown car. You need
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Starting point is 00:20:40 Price Picks, it's good to be right. But something's going on with you, personality-wise. It's kind of like the new ayahuasca. You know, people go to Iowa-Ska? It's like you're going to Antarctica. Did you go, do you have you taken ayahuasca? I haven't yet, no. I'd love to, though.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Yeah. I would like to. That or Iboga or Ibogan, something in that ballpark would be nice. I'd like to. Yeah. I think it's time. I think it'll be good for you, too. Let go of some of our demons.
Starting point is 00:21:09 I would take it together with you. I would love that. Yeah. Should we do it tonight? I know a shaman. I do know a shaman. But you can't just do it tonight. You could, for sure.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Sure. You can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I'll have to... I mean, the best way to do it is to properly go to a place that's kind of equipped for a... It can be a week or two long process. You lost weight, too, no? Maybe. I don't know. You look good, too. Wait, is it true you're on Ozempic?
Starting point is 00:21:33 Yeah. Is that true? Yeah, man. Or was it Manjaro? No, I mean, we go, same thing. Really? Yeah. How is it?
Starting point is 00:21:39 I feel good. Yeah, I did it the old school way. What? Come? Yeah, come. No, just fasting and not eating food in America I think the food here is pretty gnarly When I come here I definitely gain some weight
Starting point is 00:21:53 Yeah, but I think you had a spiritual awakening I think so When? When I went on vacation for two years In town's pastish, yeah Wow Dude vacation is the greatest thing ever And I just found that
Starting point is 00:22:04 I don't live anywhere, I don't pay rent Everything I own just fits into this little Carry-on suitcase I love that I would say like when I had the big fancy house With all the shit I had a fucking closet that looked like a store I had like three TVs in my bedroom I was living the really high life you know
Starting point is 00:22:20 yeah and when you're not happy and you're experiencing that you're like something must be seriously wrong with me but I realized that why did I get all that stuff what was the point and I think of course it's fun but I think you're really doing it to kind of show off to other people it's like oh come to my spot let's hang out and like see all this cool stuff this is your house that was one of them yeah yeah can I ask if you saw any polar bears when you're in no if you are on land and you see a polar bear it's already too late like you're done you can't give it a hug
Starting point is 00:22:49 did you see um wildlife yeah of course yeah I've seen like uh well I saw a seal that was attacked by the polar bears those cut up and bloody I saw a lot of humpback whales orcas I've seen as many penguins as you can imagine your orcas don't attack humans like people think they do I think they do
Starting point is 00:23:08 no there hasn't been a single orca attack on a human How about SeaWorld? Yeah. SeaWorld, dude. When they're trapped. When they're trapped, yes. But in the wild open. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I'll tell you another fucking thing, right? What? Raccoons are evolving. Into what, bears? I saw a raccoon that was smashed on the road yesterday and his mouth was like, so how are they evolving? That one is. That one is not. Yeah, that one is.
Starting point is 00:23:34 What do you mean evolving? Well, they've, scientists have done some research here. And they compared like 20,000 photos between 2004 and 2025, right? And they realized that rural raccoons look different than urban raccoons. Different diet? No. Oh. Urban raccoons, their snouts are becoming smaller and they're becoming cuter,
Starting point is 00:24:05 much like the process that the dogs went through thousands of years ago. Right? That makes sense. And they're looking cuter because they realize that, you know what I mean, we want to, humans feed us. They have the food. And we want to get in the house. And so now they're looking and acting cuter. And if you see on TikTok, there's more and more people that have raccoons as pets, right?
Starting point is 00:24:30 And it seems to be working. I would have a raccoon as a pet. Yeah. Yeah. He'll eat you. Yeah. You look more like a, no offense. A raccoon.
Starting point is 00:24:40 A ruckoon. rural one. I see. With the big nose. The big schnauzer? Where are you going with this? Yeah. I do kind of look like a raccoon, though.
Starting point is 00:24:51 I kind of like between like a raccoon and a pirate. Yeah. But a rural one. A raccoon irate. I'm sorry. Was I trying to start a fight there? I feel like there's just some jabs coming left. One here, one there.
Starting point is 00:25:04 It's just like a ticking time bomb with you. I'm just counting down the good moments. I'm enjoying this while. last. I'm sorry. My two friends here, Kat, Jaime, does it feel like I'm being the aggressor? No, I think that you're giving scientific facts. I love that. Yes, thank you. But they might be a little bit directed. At whom? Our friend here, Oliver Trey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you think, Jaime? I think. Why did you have to clear throat? Well, so I can speak clearly. He's not jabbing at you. Crary.
Starting point is 00:25:39 He's not jabbing a jab at you. He's, uh, scienceific. Isn't that what cat said? It's exactly what cat said, but in a clearer way. Can you say that again with your own opinion, please? Okay. No, he's not throwing this at you.
Starting point is 00:25:58 He's just like trying to tell the listeners what the raccoons are becoming like. Right. Yeah, yeah. Do you know raccoons love scrambled eggs? Really? Yeah. They probably love everything, though. They don't.
Starting point is 00:26:08 They don't like strawberries. What about the sunny side of? They like all eggs. Yeah, they do. I take my eggs scrambled. Look at this egg. Yeah, look at. They love scrambled eggs.
Starting point is 00:26:20 But guess what? What about over medium? That's not sunny set up. Yeah, but. So I might have a point. You're right. What about over medium? But that's an urban, that has to be an urban one.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Look at how cute it is. It's an urban one, yeah, for sure. Look at them, right? Find me a fucking cat, uh, rat, Kuhn that's eating a sunny side up egg, please? Eggs pedidics. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:42 And prove your point, and I will agree with you. Is it over medium or medium over? It's a lot of... I don't remember. The eggs? There's a lot of... Over medium?
Starting point is 00:26:52 Oh, there's a bolder leg, actually. They love oil eggs. Whoa. And he's like, hey, man, yeah, I fucking did it, man. I gave him a fucking boiled egg. You know how white people love doing it. So where are you finding all this
Starting point is 00:27:03 scientific information? Is it all in TikTok? Are you becoming more as a season's go on, you're becoming more of a scientist. You know, something's changed about you. I can't put my finger on it. I'll tell you what's changed about me. O-ZMPIC. OZEMPEX.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Were you actually on it? I couldn't tell if that was... Yeah, I'm being very scientific as well over the year. You're experimenting. Yeah, I'm with my mind. You know what I mean? And those are the raccoons. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Yeah. I love when there's just tons of them. Yeah. Wait, is that us? No, that's me and... What's this? So he knows about your OZempec. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:33 I vomited. Really? Yeah, that was the first day I was on it. Really? So you're actually on it? Yeah, yeah. No, shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:39 I thought you were joking. No, I wasn't joking. Because it doesn't seem like it's working. There? Oh, that was a jab. Wait, wait, no, no, no. It was scientific. It was scientific.
Starting point is 00:27:52 You're still doing it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pause this for a second. Pause this for a second. Go ahead, guy. No, no, I'm just trying to understand if you're still doing it or you were doing it or... Does it look like I'm still doing it? Let me see.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Yeah. Let me see a profile. I think you've come a long way. I would say it's hard for me to tell. I don't really know. Do you have the, what is it? What is it? Is it what they call it?
Starting point is 00:28:22 Ozempic face is kind of like AIDS. Yeah, I don't have Ozempic face, no. Okay. The most important thing is, are you feel good? Are you happy? It doesn't matter, I guess. I'm a little nauseous. Really, all the time?
Starting point is 00:28:34 Yeah. No way. Yeah, bud. What are you eating? Not much. Burritos. Really? Britos, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:41 But... Pritos are pretty big, right? Nachos. But half a burrito. Okay. Did you see me finish the burrito today? No, he ate vegan nachos. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Korean barbecue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you switched vegan. Yeah. Some Korean bar barbecue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, wait, you guys are just here all the time? You guys live here, or...
Starting point is 00:28:56 I'm trying to get a sense. You guys are prepping all day for this? No, we had a podcast before this. Okay, what was the podcast? Just a different group of people. What are you talking about? Cool people? What was the vibe? Fighting? It was pretty much this.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Yeah. Okay. There was no fighting. Okay. Yeah, yeah. That's good. But I was prep because I thought, because you and I, every time we've seen each other, there's been a physical altercation. I know. And so today I was like, I got to prep for it.
Starting point is 00:29:20 You said you were lifting? You know, I wasn't lifting. You didn't push-ups? I was just getting. That's what I used to look like. He lost quite a bit of way. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:28 You looked great. Then you look great now, man. I don't think we put a lot of pressure on ourselves, you know? Are you doing it for yourself? Who are you doing it for? What, what do you mean? Because we loved you that way too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:41 The women didn't. So you're searching for love. Aren't we all searching for love, Oliver? Yeah, but it starts with in here, my man. True happiness. No, no, no, it starts with loving yourself. No. That too.
Starting point is 00:29:54 No, you piece of shit. Wait, so, like, do you, are you... Please don't ever interrupt Oliver Trey. No, interrupt all you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. True happiness. Yeah, don't tell them to interrupt. It's close.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Oliver, he has no idea what he's talking about 95% of the time. 90% of the time. Where do you find this guy? Where didn't we find him? Yeah. It's the real question. South Pole, he didn't find me there.
Starting point is 00:30:18 North Pole. North Pole, yeah. Because you're a hat. You know there's a movie primate coming out with a chimp turns his back on the family? That's going to, like, the raccoon shit, it's going to happen. Look a primate?
Starting point is 00:30:30 No, I saw the thing. Is this a paid promo? You bring this guy in to do all the plug Let me tell me what primates about, right? Doesn't he get bitten by something? I don't know, I haven't seen the movie. Yeah. I'm in the movie, but I'll see this.
Starting point is 00:30:45 You're in the movie? No, I'm the chimp. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I think I'll pull it up. He gets bit by something in the movie? I think something, he gets bit by something or he eats something bad.
Starting point is 00:30:57 But that's not who he naturally is. The monkey eats something bad? Yeah, yeah. He's a good monkey. turn bad. Oh, we've all been there. Yeah, yeah. Like Kujo. Kujo, I don't know who that is. It's always hot
Starting point is 00:31:09 girls. Wait, wait. Look at me right now. Are you fuck with my tail? Are you fucking with my tail? What is Kuzzo? The dog. The dog? Let me ask you another question, if I may. Bobby, you're being a little bit aggressive.
Starting point is 00:31:26 He's being aggressive, but he's still not answered my question. It's me. It is. I'm feeling it. I feel like this is. ramping up to something. Here's the thing, dude. Here's the thing. You don't want to get too serious.
Starting point is 00:31:41 No, no, no, no, no. Here's the thing, dude. I think you're right. Let's start over. Let's start over. All right. I think everyone is right. I think everyone's right.
Starting point is 00:31:50 I got amped up for this podcast. Did you drink an energy drink or something? I'm feeling it right. You. You were coming. Okay? He was genuinely nervous. Right?
Starting point is 00:31:59 Nervous. Nervous. I was nervous. I'm sorry, man. Sorry I've left that kind of stain on our relationship. All these years later. It's unbelievable your change. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:32:11 What was the last time you guys saw each other? It was a violent encounter. I'll tell you that right now. Oh, wow. It might have been when I seen you on the street in the corner sitting there. Yeah. He was like crying at dumbfound. Is it dumbfounded?
Starting point is 00:32:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah. His birthday party. Yeah, yeah. I seen Bobby. He's on the sidewalk and he had his head, his hands in his head. And he was just kind of curled up there. Yeah. Not fetal position, but something kind of like that.
Starting point is 00:32:35 And what did you do? Did you console me? I just said, is that fucking Bobby Lee? Yeah. And then I was like, what the hell? And then I was with my family, and I was like, oh, family, this is Bobby Lee. Yeah. And then I saw a tear.
Starting point is 00:32:49 No, there was some tears. And I was like, are you good? Yeah. I was like, is there anything? You need a hug. Yeah. Try to give you the hug. You were like, no, not now.
Starting point is 00:32:58 I'm good. Yeah. And then you were kind of closed off. And I was like, is everything all right? You're like, oh, I'm out a birthday party right now. Yeah. And I just had a, I just got kicked out. With a birthday party?
Starting point is 00:33:09 No, that's not true. That's what I remember. You got to kick that up a birthday party? Why were you out there crying on the street party? Well, I guess technically, yeah, because Dumpfunder's a kid. How old is he? He turned 33. He could be two or 50.
Starting point is 00:33:24 No one knows. But he acts like a baby. Why were you out there? By yourself sitting in the moonlight on the street corner. I remember the moonlight Well, I'll tell you this When the moonlight shines on my face I always cry
Starting point is 00:33:38 That's good It's good to cry It's super important Yeah I don't remember why I was crying Why were you on the street corner though You're like this big parties going on Because I don't want to be crying in a party Right, that's okay
Starting point is 00:33:49 It's okay to cry Maybe the friends would lift you up man No the reason why I was crying Is because of them Yeah yeah yeah I see Yeah so I left there Sat there
Starting point is 00:33:57 Saw the moon I weeped Saw you right even more I weaved I cried a little bit more because I got scared I was like
Starting point is 00:34:06 I'm gonna get beat up because I didn't want a physical altercation but then I realized your family was there yeah they were keeping me they were keeping you calm
Starting point is 00:34:13 right you asked for a hug I go no thank you right because every time we hug it leads into a fight yeah it leads into a fight
Starting point is 00:34:21 right so I you know I mean I opted out of that right and then you moved on and I moved on with my life right
Starting point is 00:34:27 yeah that night my parents drove me and the car got broken into and I'm not going to say that it was you but you were awfully suspiciously close to the car
Starting point is 00:34:39 you know anything about the bags that were taken from the car because my dad had a bag with all his art books that all his paintings from the last five years were inside and they were just gone and the last person we saw within a 10 12 foot radius from the vehicle was bobby fucking lee yeah was what are you going to do about if I did steal it I'm going to look around and see if I can find these I sold them.
Starting point is 00:35:02 You sold them. Yeah. Okay. And for a dollar, because the art's not good. That's just adding salt to the burn, but. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:13 We didn't fight that time. We didn't. Was that the last time I saw you? That was the last time I saw you. Yeah, yeah. Oh. And so, let me be completely, completely honest with you. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Okay, be honest. And I apologize before I'm about to say what I'm going to say. Don't say it, Bobby, don't say it. I did not steal your father's artwork. Okay, thank you. And the jab about me selling it for $1 a piece is wrong. That was wrong, yeah. I'm sure that it's very good art.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Thank you. You're welcome. That's very kind. But back to the question I asked you that, I think you've been tiptoeing around. Are you looking for love? I am, are you? I don't know. Not right now, no.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Yeah. But my question for you is. You already asked it. Do you love yourself? Just be real. Just cut the cameras off for a second. Bobby, just be real with me. Well, we can't really cut.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Oh, we can't cut it. You can cut them off. Oh, we can cut them off. All right, cameras aren't rolling. Okay. Just be real with me. Do you love yourself? I love myself so much.
Starting point is 00:36:13 I'm sensing sarcasm. I'm no. Don't make me mad. Please don't make me mad right now. I'm not. I'm trying to open you up. Okay, we're talking about something serious. Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Okay. And like I said in the previous podcast, this year has been a very big growth year me. I see that. Oh, I see what's happening here. See what he's slowly doing? Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:42 All right, it takes two to tango. Hold on, hold on. The gazemanship. It's a slow burn. Yes. I thought my first one was in Bobby, but I see you now. It was a slow burn to violence. I went like this, like the heart and the soul.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Oh, I see. I don't know. But keep going. The cameras are off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me. Yeah. How is it a big growth here for you?
Starting point is 00:37:07 Can I be honest with you? Yeah. You're like a human version of Beaker from fucking The Muppets. Bro, I don't know who any of these references are. Look a Beaker from the Muppets. Hold this up. All right, all right. Wow.
Starting point is 00:37:24 I don't know if I should be offended or. And that's you, dude. That's legit. Who is he? Yeah, Beaker, you. People love, people love Beaker. People love Beaker. People do not love me, so there's...
Starting point is 00:37:34 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and I'm that yellow guy right there. I see that. Who the fuck that's a great? That's you and I, dude. That's you and I, dude, as Muppet. I can see that. That's actually, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:44 That's crazy. Wait, is he Asian? I don't know. He has no eyes. I've never seen that character before. He has no eyes. They went lazy with that one. They just used a tennis ball.
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Starting point is 00:40:22 So back to the So back to the real question, you're changing it up. Yeah. Are you happy? I am very happy. So what was the self-growth? Well, I don't want to be a... But the self-growth is this, is that I, too, have detached myself from this business, mainly.
Starting point is 00:40:47 I love that. I don't care what happens from now on. Amazing. It has no effect on me. I just do what I do And then when I do it I let it go And I live my life
Starting point is 00:40:59 I love my animals I look like animals I have four dogs and three cats That sounds excessive Bobby I love them And Keep gone Keep gone
Starting point is 00:41:10 Are you able to give love To all those different animals My heart is big And I'm getting Also humans I can do it Okay Okay So like polyamory
Starting point is 00:41:19 Exactly You've been dabbling I don't think he's been doing that Thank you, Kat. Not with the animals, though. I don't believe in Paula. I don't even know what polyamara I mean. No, he's just like open to...
Starting point is 00:41:31 Free spirit? Yeah, more of that, I think. I see that. I'm good to people. And, um... Mm-hmm. We want to go, dude? No, I mean, you're good to people
Starting point is 00:41:44 when you're not throwing them under the bus. Oh. You turn your whole audience on me so many times. How funny was that? Last time when I did the bad friends, man, your audience was so mad at me. They hate me after that.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Why would they hate you? Because I kicked him off his own podcast. Oh, wow. Were you mad at me about that? Bobby, you drink you that water bottle a little bit odd. Oh, God. A lot of growth.
Starting point is 00:42:17 A lot of growth. I thought that was a really fun podcast. It was really fun when you weren't there. See, this is what I'm talking about No, honestly? No, no, honestly, this is what I'm talking about. Are you going to play something on this thing? I usually, too.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Really? Special guess. This is going bad. How do we turn it around? How do we turn it? Oh, you know what? Right. Let's turn it around.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Okay. Let's turn it around. Come back in. Okay. Let's try this one more time. Let's try it from it again. Should you reset? Yeah, let's reset.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Reset. All right. Reset the camera. Yeah, we got it. Let's start it over. And action. He's going to go outside. Oh.
Starting point is 00:42:59 I have three hard-hitting questions right away. Okay. Yeah, yeah. We have a special guest tonight. Oh. Huh? Guess who it is? Who?
Starting point is 00:43:19 I said, guess. George Clooney. No, close. Keep going. Colder? Colder? Holler? Oliver tree, maybe?
Starting point is 00:43:30 Oliver tree, yes. Oliver tree? Oliver tree is a hot. Oh! It's a Christmas miracle. It's a tree. It's tree on tree. Put your headset on.
Starting point is 00:43:47 You can hear him. It's beautiful, actually. Put the headset on. They broke. Oh, no. Oh, they didn't break. Yeah, it's okay. What kind of production is?
Starting point is 00:43:56 You're the one that stepped on it. I didn't do shit. Should we start again? Let's start again. Yeah, yeah. Get him a new headset, please, because he broke the one that we... No, I didn't break. They just came off.
Starting point is 00:44:08 I like to fix things. I like to fix things. What the fuck's going on over there? Hi, Mae. What? Did you fix him? This is a rush job. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:44:19 Do you want some help? Christmas, Christmas. All right. Action. Here we go. Who do we have today? Just say Oliver Tree. Oliver Tree.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Oh, there he is. Oh, yeah. You're going to be a star. Oh. It's Oliver Tree. You are so great. It's my beaker from the Muppets. No.
Starting point is 00:44:57 For a handsome or a felt creature. You want to sing one? Keep going. Go ahead, Oliver. Just get to the chorus. You sing. Keep going. I didn't know you were a player.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Woo! There we go. Bobby boy. My brother from another mother. We used to love each other. Where'd we go wrong? Where did they go wrong? Bobby boy
Starting point is 00:45:53 Where we go wrong I haven't seen you It's so damn long I missed you a lot I need some fucking reverb I said Bobby boy Looking beautiful with them big blue eyes
Starting point is 00:46:17 Bobby boy I'm still glad you were still alive. He's so happy boy. Smiling, I'm so surprised. That's Bobby Boy. I thought you would have died. Bobby boy. boy
Starting point is 00:46:52 baby bobby boy look good very nice I didn't know you were a player like that that was legit where was the reverb dude there's no effect
Starting point is 00:47:09 I need some compression it's a little bit of distortion yeah we don't have that kind of facility here all of you're a comedy podcast I'm so sorry we don't have compressions here this is a dope setup I like the porta potty Oh, thank you so much, but.
Starting point is 00:47:22 And there's a lot of North Korean propaganda in there. That was pretty legit. I love that. I've been studying North Korea a lot lately. Oh, tell us more, because we don't know much about North Korea. Do we not? Have you been there? I have not been there.
Starting point is 00:47:33 I'd like to go with you. I would really love to go. We can't as Americans unless you have dual citizenship somewhere. So I actually had my team reach out and ask if we could play a concert there. Yeah? And they said, you're not allowed to go because it's illegal from America's standpoint. So if you have citizenship somewhere else, you can't. still go.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Well, Rodman went? Yeah, but that was like he was... You think he's a dual citizenship at North Korea? Well, I don't know if he... That was like a while ago. Okay. Things have shifted a bit since then. In 90s.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Okay, all right. But it's pretty interesting the way that they are able to accumulate money during, through such heavy duty sanctions. They have to do a lot of backdoor type of things. It's very challenging. Why do you want to go to North Korea, do you think? Well, I'm just, I'm just curious about all cultures, all things.
Starting point is 00:48:18 I mean, this year, I went to, Afghanistan. I went to Iraq. I went to some places that were, you know, places that were somewhat taboo from American standpoint. You would look good in Uzbekistan. I love Uzbekistan. You would probably be considered handsome there. Well, I wouldn't go that far. I went to Kazakhstan three times last year. I love the stands. I went to Tajikistan. Whoa. What you call me? I don't know. What is it? It sounds like... Can you explain the joke? Yeah, I missed that. Yeah, we need to, you need to explain that joke, but it's very clever.
Starting point is 00:48:52 You know, it's like, Taoiseikistan, get back in the house. Yeah, I get it. Okay. Oh, gee. Shout out Kyrgyzstan. I went to Kyrgyzstan as well. Tell us about Kyrgyzstan.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Tell us about the food. Food is amazing. The Monty there, they have this fried dumpling. Yeah. Incredible. It depends what parts you go, like Uzbekistan, it's much more popularized to have the pilaf.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Pilof, yeah, yeah, yeah. then they have a lot of different types of horse meats so when I went to Kazakhstan the first time I probably ate at least one one and a half horses like the entire time everything is how could you fucking eat a horse Oliver it's just meat I understand what it is so the reason why they eat horses there is because for one super high calories
Starting point is 00:49:48 so a lot of those cultures They're up in the mountains, and so they would have to ride horses for multiple days. And they wouldn't be able to have access to food. So they would eat horse because it was really rich, rich meat that had high calorie count that could sustain the energy. But could you... Go ahead, Kat. No, no, sorry, Bobby. No, please, Kat.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Oh, I was just going to say, so the horse has to ride all the way up the mountain, give you a ride. And then by the end of the trip, they're like, well, I guess they got to eat them. No, you don't eat the horse you ride. That'd be like eating the car you drive in. It's not the same thing. It's a bad analogy You're an Uber driver Yeah
Starting point is 00:50:23 But Basically No Give me So you How does the horse come Easy What's the question
Starting point is 00:50:34 Oh how do they prepare it What do you think I said Like how does it Master me? You did We all thought I mean you said it in quite a Here we go
Starting point is 00:50:46 How's the horse come Yeah I didn't say it that way You gave me that little smile, too. You looked at me with that little twinkle in your eye. Yeah. How does the horse nut? Many different... No.
Starting point is 00:50:57 No, wrong? We're going to have to cut this out. No, we don't have to cut anything out. Really? Yeah. It's going to get age-restricted, Bobby. Okay. Wow, you know all the rules.
Starting point is 00:51:06 Yeah, no, it has to be within the first 30 seconds. How does it prepare the horse? So, many different ways. It depends how you eat it, but you could get it with noodles. I prefer it with noodles. In a dumpling form, you can have. it like a steak. I mean, any way that you could prepare meat, you can have... Like a taco? Like a taco? Yeah, of course. I mean, I don't think tacos are big there,
Starting point is 00:51:27 and not in my experience eating there, but I'm sure you could find horse taco there. But basically any way that they make... You had it in dumpling form? I had it like eight or nine different ways. And noodle, and there's no guilt involved in it. Not at all. I mean, it's just, that's just what they eat there. It's pretty much in everything. You'd have to be like, really go out of your way to not eat horse if you're in one of the Asian countries. But Tajikistan doesn't eat horse. Okay. Afghanistan I didn't find any horse there, so Wait, wait, you're going to these countries and asking
Starting point is 00:51:55 if they have horse on the menu? No, you should see my list of all the food I've eaten. Oh, yeah, tell me. Yeah. Can I take these things off? This is like hard for me to hear. I don't know if the Yeah, take it out. Yeah, take it out. Okay. Should I go through my list? Okay. Or should I just show you my list? I'm like, can I just put it on the table
Starting point is 00:52:11 so you don't sit on it again? Okay, thank you. I'm sorry, man. That's all right, man. Let's see. I might get in trouble for some of these, so I probably shouldn't. No, because it's a cultural thing. Why would you get in trouble? Like whale? Did you have whale? No, let them get into it, Kat. I can't answer that one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:28 It shouldn't be an answer. He had the orcas from the drinks back. Yeah. All right, let me say. So, I just was like traveling and I wanted to... Let's play a game. Let's play a game. He names an animal eat and raise your hand if you eat it. Oh, that's a good game. And then, okay, yeah, let's do that. Okay. So, iguana.
Starting point is 00:52:51 I eat that. Aguana. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, iguana. Freaking bomb. I went to San Salvador in El Salvador. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:00 And they cooked me an entire iguana. Yeah. And the tail is so freaking meaty. They call it chicken of the tree. And it's basically, in my experience, what I had, it was the white meat was all on the top half, and then it gets to be dark meat on the bottom half. Wow. But it was actually delicious, and they bring you an entire.
Starting point is 00:53:19 higher iguana, like full thing. Yeah. And you just eat it straight off the bone. Okay. Let's see. So, I mean, yeah. You're a no-on cat. I think I'm a no-on-the-aguana.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Oh, okay. I changed my mind. It's delicious. But yeah, it's... Wait, you said no? Yeah, I changed my mind. Why did you change your mind? The chicken of the tree thing, I think.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Yeah, yeah. I eat chicken nuggets. Okay, okay. That's chicken of the tree. Guinea pig? Yeah, I've had that. Yeah, that's pretty basic. Yeah, a guinea pig.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Did they bring you the whole guinea. pig out when you ate it? Yeah, in Peru. Yeah. That's the Peruvian. And you ate it? I eat it, yeah. To describe me the taste. It was really gamey, and there's not a lot of meat on there, and they fill it with, like, alfalfa. They, like, fill it with hay.
Starting point is 00:54:01 But they also... Yeah, that's how it looked. They fill it, like, sometimes a little pepper in the mouth. Yeah. Yeah, with the French. I like it. Did you eat the brain? I just throwing it out there. Yeah, yeah. The brain's really good. You have to bite through the school.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Yeah, yeah. With that, I'll pass, I think. It's just presentation. I just so. like the fries are crazy like fish and chips i don't like the express the last expression on the yeah i don't like the last expression is there a calm one that went like this suicide would you eat that if it was calm that one yeah yeah oh that's a good one he's like that's deep fried right there yeah wow that looks fucking bomb yeah i'd probably eat all this is that you bobby the tooth too you have to bite you have to eat the teeth do you miss that feeling when
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Starting point is 00:57:17 What did you call him? person we put on there is that you is that your game no bobby doesn't wear glasses no i was talking about the goody pig that's the asian oh okay okay okay all right that's funny this one's basic but in the conditions that i went it was gnarly or cow blood cow blood the blood of it no just the straight blood yeah is that like a did does it come in a cup or how do you... Oh, I bought a cow for the Maasai tribe, and then they cut the neck and we drink it.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Oh. Basically, what happens is they put it into like a... Did you have to watch it? A bull? You watched it? I mean, it's part of the circle of life. Their whole religion, their whole life is centered around cows, so that's how they survive. Can I ask a question? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Could you... You buffed the whole cow. Do you miss that feeling when you get to hang out with your buddies during the night, playing a video game, laughing, huffing, just having a good old time, and it just hits That's just right. Well, that was me and Bobby during the pandemic. Guess what? We don't do that often anymore.
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Starting point is 01:00:07 Bank, N, A, my pay eligibility requirements, apply and credit limit ranges from $20 to $500. optional services and products may have fees or charges see chime.com slash fees info advertised annual percentage yield with chime plus status only otherwise 1% APY applies no men balance required chime card on time payment history may have a positive impact on your credit score results may vary see chime.com for details and applicable terms could you have done that just let me ask this question bought it and just set a free that's how they survived that probably fed the tribe
Starting point is 01:00:44 or that portion of the tribe Yeah but you bought it right For them it was a gift But what about the cow? Yeah yeah I mean they already had the cow Wait wait wait You bought a cow that they already have
Starting point is 01:00:55 And you gave it back to them? Technically I like that I like that No well I'm just saying The cow There's a lot of cows there But they can't afford to give them up
Starting point is 01:01:06 It's not this kind of thing where you know I don't know who had the cow to be honest. But you didn't buy the cow. Yeah. I think... It wasn't their cow, but... I know, but Kat and I would have been like,
Starting point is 01:01:16 do we have to drink the blower? Can we just let it go? When I was there, I was with... There was another person there and their father was a doctor and they're like, do not do it. My father said it's extremely dangerous. But then you're there and you're like...
Starting point is 01:01:26 Oh, damn. We might as well... What's dangerous about drinking cow blood? Well, I mean, depending on like... We're going to Google it. I don't trust your opinion about it, actually. It hasn't been tested properly. So, for example, if the cow had HIV,
Starting point is 01:01:39 you would... be acceptable to getting because it's not like our cows here the gay cow the gay cow you're right
Starting point is 01:01:48 you never think that what you do the gay cow goes moo he's waiting his whole life for that really good you're offended by that
Starting point is 01:01:58 not at all okay all right should I go to the next one yeah lamb testicle in Afghanistan lamb testicle
Starting point is 01:02:06 yeah super vainy oh well I don't know if we need My grandfather says, if you eat the tuscote, eat the dick too. That's the good, that's a good life motto. So why don't you eat the whole thing? It wasn't on the menu. How is it prepared?
Starting point is 01:02:24 See how vainy that is? Yeah, I'll never forget. Is it like barbecue or how is it prepared? Is that the way it looks, though? That's okay. It looks like how the other one looked more so. It didn't look like that. Sashimi style.
Starting point is 01:02:38 It looked fully. No, no, no, it was cooked. I'll keep a sashimi. It was cooked, but this looks deep fried or something. That looks delicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It didn't look like that, but it was fully purple veins. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:50 Would you eat that, cat? I think if it looked like that, I don't know if I could do the... That looks like a hot dog. You sure that that's the same thing? Yeah, it looks like a piece of ham. I don't know about the veins. What about you, Haim? When I eat that?
Starting point is 01:03:02 Yeah. No. Why? It's not in my palate. Oh, I know, but why? I know. It's not... It looked closer.
Starting point is 01:03:10 to this, but I don't know if you can, it's pretty low-res. I'm going to tell you something right now, Jaime, your homophobia has- Homophobia? Yeah, yeah, has gotten too far. What's... The reason why you wouldn't eat that because it's a testicle. No, it's not that. It's just not, I'm not in a favor for that.
Starting point is 01:03:27 I'm not in favor for eating balls, man. But you'll eat the leg. No. How about it was a chicken leg? Have you eaten chicken breast? If it was a limb? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:36 I shredded the testicles, would you eat it? No. Because I still know it's chesticles. What if we didn't tell you? If you didn't tell me then, fuck you. I was kidding. No. We fed it to you and then later we told you.
Starting point is 01:03:53 How about if it was tis? Oh, throw up. How about if it was tits? Hell yeah. Or vagina. See, that's what I mean it's a sexual thing with it and it's fucked up. That's not as sexual. You eat the titty?
Starting point is 01:04:01 I didn't say what tits. Man tits or women tits. Either way, tits or tits. It shouldn't matter. That's what he's saying. You're not going to eat tits. I'm not eating balls, right? Thanks
Starting point is 01:04:11 You did it You ate them Yes It's delicious It's a delicacy And do you think it's weird That he wouldn't eat it Be honest
Starting point is 01:04:19 Because I would eat I think it's disrespectful I think it's disrespectful I think it's disrespectful I want this one It has raspberries Yeah Don't you love raspberries
Starting point is 01:04:25 Next time Yeah It pops is super creamy Yeah yeah Yeah okay Bring balls No it's not It's meat
Starting point is 01:04:33 It's meaty Yeah yeah If I bring testicles I defry them We eat it On this podcast I guess Yeah
Starting point is 01:04:38 What kind of Testicles. Now, if you bit into it and something... Human. Humans? Now, if you bit into it and something squirre in your mouth, would that horrify you? No. Okay, good. Just to tell all of... He had sushi for the first time this year. No way. Congrats. I'm tagged.
Starting point is 01:04:53 It was bad? It was bad. Sushi's my favorite food. Yeah, me too. I don't know why. That's where we're going tonight after this, man. You still want to eat after this? Have to. We should get something crazy. I'm getting my appetite worked up. Looking at this list. What else is out there? Should I keep
Starting point is 01:05:07 moving? I'll move faster. Can I just say something? If we do eat after this? We're going to eat after this. When we do, we're not getting any of this shit. I don't even know where to get horse or testicles. I don't know where to get it. We can find you something delicious.
Starting point is 01:05:20 I want you to break out your comfort zone. I feel like you need a friend like me to... Can I be honest with you? I don't feel well tonight. I think I'm going to take a pass on the dinner. No, no. Yeah, anyway, we'll talk about it later. We'll eat your other half of your burrito that's in your thing.
Starting point is 01:05:33 We'll share. I'm starving. Namaste, man. No, stay, man. Move on? Okay, I'll move on. So the gnarliest thing I had actually was not even that crazy of stuff, but I was in Chongqing, China. Would you call me?
Starting point is 01:05:48 What'd you call me? Do you know about this? Don't never call me that again. Do you know about Chongqing? Chongqing. Chongqing. Chongqing. It's actually good.
Starting point is 01:05:55 I don't know about Chongqing. I don't know about Chongqing. It's like the actual city, if you consider like how big, look up how big it is. It's like a big surface area. It's the size of Austria. Like the actual Part of Chongqing is so massive It's a futuristic city
Starting point is 01:06:14 You've probably seen it on Instagram Where it's like trains that go through buildings It's a futuristic spot What are you pointing at? Tiger Leaping Gorge Are there tigers there? Dude, we go to the Tiger Leaping Gorge all the time, right Oliver? I never went.
Starting point is 01:06:29 What is it? You're supposed to say yes and dude Wait, I missed what you said, what was it? Move on. What's the city con? it's called Chongqing Chongqing yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:06:40 so wow look at the trains that go in the building yeah imagine living in that apartment that would be nar- oh my gosh so I had
Starting point is 01:06:48 when I was there I had some street food and one of the pieces was a pig nose but it was uncooked and then intestines cow intestines
Starting point is 01:06:59 that were uncooked and then chicken feet they were uncooked so like eating the chicken feet was it was just bones you know and I was trying to bite through the bones
Starting point is 01:07:07 and it was very, very hardcore. And the pig nose is just, it was just all flesh, no season, no nothing. That was definitely like the gnarliest, the intestines too, those three things. All uncooked was very hard-
Starting point is 01:07:21 Imagine that pig nose and heaven. Just raw. Imagine that pig in heaven smelling. What is that? It's an old tree. I'll make up quick. I'll go through. Ant larva, that's like pretty basic level.
Starting point is 01:07:32 I'm bobbing one. I've had a joke. Every joke. Every joke is not working. How many pig nose can you eat? One of the worst things I actually had to... Look at them! It looks like a pig nose.
Starting point is 01:07:42 Yeah. A little bit, no? That's racist. Is that mean? A pig nose does found some. Would you eat that? No. Okay.
Starting point is 01:07:48 I'm not that fat. That looks better than the one I ate, I'll tell you that. So the texture you didn't like? Well, it was just, there was no seasoning, no nothing. It was just biting. Go to a place and get it cooked. Antlar of our tacos is like a true delicacy in Mexico City. It's very popular.
Starting point is 01:08:02 Are they moving around? No. Oh, they're dead. It's ant larva tacos Yeah Well I've had the tamales too They have a bunch of different styles
Starting point is 01:08:11 It's like their caviar It's ants They're like maggots No Yeah I've had maggots too Look at this guy raw style He's raw dogging
Starting point is 01:08:23 That's fucking ant eggs That's just straight up ants He's just raw dogging ants like that With powdered sugar That looks so fucking good I love ants They're kind of spicy Yeah
Starting point is 01:08:33 You know they do that celery with the peanut butter and the raisins. What does that come? Ants on a log. Enough of that guy. One of the worst things was the fermented shark in Iceland. It's like, I guess, if you eat the shark, you die, basically,
Starting point is 01:08:47 but then they, like, have a curation process. It's six weeks, where it's basically hung for six months, I think, and then you can only eat, like, five to ten chews. Once you get to 15 chews, it's, like, just fully disgusting. Because they fermented in some, it's almost like formaldehyde or something's so fucking brutal. It's like some crazy, it just tastes like you're eating toxins, but it's like five bites is like manageable.
Starting point is 01:09:15 And when you get to 10 bites, it's like, all right, that is like rough. And when you get to 15, it's like that is the most foul. What's the last time you talk to Ethan? It's been a minute. I hit him up when I was in Jordan in Petra, but I haven't talked to him for a little bit. When was the last time you spoke with him? Two weeks ago. How's he doing?
Starting point is 01:09:32 Good. How come we haven't talked? to him. I'm wearing Teddy fresh right here. Yeah. No, I just have, I haven't been in America, and then I've been finishing the last of my album, so I haven't talked to any of it. Do you miss him? I do. Okay. I mean, I got love for all my
Starting point is 01:09:44 friends. I never see any of them. I haven't seen you, but that's by choice. Your choice. Your choice. I text this guy no response to the last four texts I sent you. Would you send him? I just said... That's how he shows love. Let me see. Yeah, he doesn't respond to that. And then I hit him up
Starting point is 01:10:01 on Instagram, and then he gave me one word back. September 17th, February 8th, February 13th, April 18th, June 2nd. Thursday. I don't even have you saved on my phone. I put Oliver, there's nothing there. No, there's Oliver Hudson. I'm walking, dude. Oliver Highman.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Don't walk. Don't walk. Don't walk. Hi-May, stop him. Oliver, come back. How many fucking times I've done your fucking podcast? You can't even save my fucking number? Oliver, go bank. Oliver. Oliver
Starting point is 01:10:33 It's going to be okay It's going to be okay Oliver We've got some shark fin soup He doesn't text me at all I do have it said I mean you go Mr. Tree I'll get him
Starting point is 01:10:48 Get Mr. Tree I do have that What you did It was a chill It's not fucking funny Why don't you text me back Fight Dude
Starting point is 01:10:59 That's fucked up It's a chew It's not a joke when you don't text me back. Dude, it's a, hey, guy, it's a joke. Hey, guy. Don't fucking touch me. Oh, hey, dude.
Starting point is 01:11:07 See, now you're doing it. No. Whatever you're doing it before, you're doing it now, dude, like like a little baby. We have to cut all this stuff out. I can't have people know you don't text me back. Like a fucking idiot, dude. Just sit down. Is that an Arsenal fucking pillow?
Starting point is 01:11:24 Yeah. I think you as an Arsenal fan. You know, I played soccer with the Arsenal team? Well, some of the lead players, yeah. They gave me a jersey, too, with all the signatures. I'm a big fan. Give me a name that you played with. All of them.
Starting point is 01:11:39 See? No, I did some. I can't remember the names. I play with KSI and some of the side. Oh, yeah, KSI is a fan. Yeah, he's got the box. I had a few, went to a few games. I love KSI.
Starting point is 01:11:50 What a good guy. Sick ass, dude. Way cool. Is that you? Yeah, that's me playing with the Arsenal, guys. Wow. Oh. Whoa, dude.
Starting point is 01:11:57 I kind of looked like you in that video. And that was Eddie and Katia? You know the players? He knows everyone. Yeah, he's a big fan. I actually had a... You'll see probably some of my good mives. Yeah, look at that.
Starting point is 01:12:09 Oh, that's a good one. That's illegal in soccer, but that's good. Oh. I'm a player, man. I played most of my life. That's awesome. Is that Gabrielle Martinelli? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:12:23 He's one of the greatest players that we have. Yep. I hate that you played with them. I know. Hey, wait, this one right here. Right here. Yeah. I almost made that one
Starting point is 01:12:32 Who's the goalie, Bobby? I don't know Oh Yeah, yeah But you got the dance down After the... Thank you Yeah
Starting point is 01:12:40 Yeah I had some good moves There was one I used I think a I used a racket Mixed with the lacrosse helmet I had some pretty crazy moves But they were
Starting point is 01:12:50 Hard to impress Yeah I tried So you're an Arsenal fan Legit Die hard No fucking way Yeah
Starting point is 01:12:57 You should see my jersey I got the whole team signed it Got my name on it Are you actually a fan? Yeah, he is In what world are you a fan? Why are you a fan of the Arsenal team?
Starting point is 01:13:12 No fucking way. Did you ever go see them play? No. Have you been? I'm not as a celebrity like you And I was able to do that. You are, man? I can't get even in there, no.
Starting point is 01:13:24 You were on mad TV once upon a time. What happened, man? Is it true that you really don't know how much money you have? And you just have the people they tell you when you're all out. That's the only time the business managers tell you. Graham Steff. Is this true? Because I do the same fucking thing, my man.
Starting point is 01:13:43 Is that true? Yeah, man. I actually do it too. Americans. God bless America. Can we talk about your new album before we end? Are we done here? The ghost is up.
Starting point is 01:13:53 The ghost is up. What does that mean? See that ghost right there? Okay. That means we're up. Oh, is that what that means? Yeah. Wait, can we watch the trailer?
Starting point is 01:14:02 We would love the tour. That's the old album, the new one. Is it on here? It's on my Instagram. Okay. Can we look, I want to watch the trailer of your new. It's my documentary album, The Making of. Is that when you were younger?
Starting point is 01:14:14 That haircut? Yeah, that's when I was in maybe second grade. Yeah, he's never changed. That's awesome. The next chapter begins. All of the trees, true magnumopus. The same sound you fell in love with now returns. For the fourth studio album.
Starting point is 01:14:30 by the bold cut legend and a ridiculously epic odyssey recorded over two years and over 80 countries seven continents with tribes in Africa from Antarctica to Afghanistan the documentary series
Starting point is 01:14:46 the one man band and the greatest album ever recorded across planet earth oh where was that that's Afghanistan hate you badly up in the sky
Starting point is 01:15:04 up in the plane it's Superman after disappearing wow that's awesome that's kind of what I've been doing is just I've been on side quest
Starting point is 01:15:15 you know and I actually produced the entire album by myself that's incredible I wrote it all by myself I made it in hotel rooms and I actually recorded it The Great Wall of China
Starting point is 01:15:26 Machu Picchu Christ of the Redeemer a bunch of like wonders of the world. That's incredible, dude. Yeah, it was super special. But yeah, went to Antarctica twice during the process. About to go back for the third time to do some concerts.
Starting point is 01:15:39 I'm going to do the first real worldwide tour, all seven continents. So I've been gearing up for that, making the real rounds. Well, I'll tell you this, man. Wow, look at that. I'll be completely and utterly honest with you, if I may. Please. Lay it in, man. It's a pleasure.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Stop. See, come on. Be real. I am. I'm not done. I thought that was it. No. Carrie Perry commented right.
Starting point is 01:16:05 Yeah, she said I should have done it with AI instead. I was cold, bro. Yeah. We love her. Anyway. So that was it. No, I want to say this. You surprised me.
Starting point is 01:16:27 How so? Can I just finish me? Can I just finish? Over the years, we've been in real physical altercations of pure violence. I would say so. Yeah, yeah. And every time I knew I was going to see you, I would have to prepare myself because there was some trauma involved.
Starting point is 01:16:56 You know what I mean? I always thought you were. crazy. I thought that about you, too. Yeah. And coming here today... Well, I came here today. You live here.
Starting point is 01:17:12 But go on. Okay. You still have a little bit of that old zest. No, no. I'm just trying to make sure we're on the same page. Okay, thank you. Because I came. You did come here.
Starting point is 01:17:23 It was a long ways. You can't travel far. It was like five minutes, actually. Okay. So you traveled five minutes to get here. And when you walked in, I immediately thought, what's going on here? Is this a prank?
Starting point is 01:17:40 Right? By having these deep conversations with you about... Was it that deep? About, you know, the kinds of foods and the cultures and all the things that you were experiencing the last year. It wasn't combative. And I have to admit, I tried to poke the bear a little bit. I know.
Starting point is 01:17:58 I saw that. and you didn't bite, and that's real growth. And likewise. Yeah. I may or may not have tried to poke the bear as well. You tried to you didn't bite. A couple times you tried, you know what I mean? And I didn't bite, because I'll tell you why.
Starting point is 01:18:11 I think we're in a different place in our lives. I think so. Yeah. And I want to say, too, I'm proud of you. I see self-growth. I see change. I see a better man than who I once saw. The shell of a human, the ghost who once stared me in the eyes,
Starting point is 01:18:26 the ghost of Christmas. Ooh, guitar in. look good you look really good and i want to say this i'm proud of how far you came especially as you're getting older like you're getting really up there and you've come far kid i mean i remember when i first met you something was off i couldn't put my finger on something was off man but now i returned back and i see this guy yeah and when i came and i was like i saw you freeze up And I was like, he's going in defense mode. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:02 And I've watched you blossom. And I feel like I've watched you blossom over our course of, I guess friendship is a far-fetched term to use when I'm not getting text back. But. Well, if I had your number. Right. Yeah. If you had saved it one of the maybe eight times I texted you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Or when you texted me back one time. Yeah. So you did have my number at one point. But I want to say this. You saying that you're happy, which, you know. That's only for Bobby to know. Yeah. Makes me very happy.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Wow. And I want to say with the whole like traveling thing and I was showing that it wasn't anyone can travel. Who gives a shit about that? My main reason behind all of it and why I'm actually happy is because I think we have this definition of what success is and what's told, hey, you're going to get a bunch of cars or you're going to get this big house. You're going to do all this.
Starting point is 01:19:51 I changed my idea of what success meant to me, just like how it's shifted for yourself. Of what the idea of successes. And for me, it means zero. material objects. It means zero fancy things. It means having literally one pair of pants. It means living very, very frugally under the bar, not because I have to, but because I want to, because I recognize that happiness, there's no correlation between the things that we have and the things that make us happy. And so I recognize that and I've experienced that. I've had all of it and now I have none of it by choice. And I just wanted to kind of present that as an idea
Starting point is 01:20:24 to the world of another way to live, what success could be. I don't think we'd genuinely all need to be living this life rat racing to get more followers more likes more people wanting us loving us this stuff that doesn't actually fill our souls with happiness so that's kind of part of the change for me is that i finally have reached a point where i'm not trying to i don't give a fuck if people follow me on social media if they like my post or anything i took two years pretty much fully off the internet because i don't give a fuck and i don't have to and i I just side quest and I direct a fucking bank commercial one week and I go to Antarctica another week
Starting point is 01:21:01 and I just do the most random ass shit not because it's unnecessarily a money-making thing because it just sounds like a fun side quest. And I want to say I can see that that's also coming for you. That's why you probably are willing to have me on this podcast. Like this guy fell off and you did two. Two guys who fell off. No, no, we didn't fall off.
Starting point is 01:21:21 We just enjoy life and we get to experience. I didn't fall off. Well, no, because you did, you fell off, I didn't. I didn't fall off at all. I didn't mean it like that, but I meant like one of us fell off and it wasn't me. I'm killing it. What are you talking about? Do you still do the other show?
Starting point is 01:21:36 Yeah. What is it? The bad friends one? You know what it is, you fuck. I thought Andrew was just doing that without you now. Wait, what happened to the girl that used to be on this show? Kalila. She was here earlier.
Starting point is 01:21:50 She was here earlier. She was here earlier and she left? Yeah. Guess what? Literally the whole reason why I want to come. Why? She had a date. Really?
Starting point is 01:21:59 More than a date. Because of me? That would be crazy at Twitter. No, she has a baby now. No? Yeah. And you're the father? No.
Starting point is 01:22:09 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Why? I love the baby. Really? Yeah. I'm grown too. You look like a baby. Fight.
Starting point is 01:22:21 Fight. What? You're looking at me like you want a fucking You want to go? Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. Why not? You want to fight? Kind of.
Starting point is 01:22:30 Or end with a love song. What kind of fight? Full Nelson, spin you upside down, throw you on the table. You're not going to be able to do that to me. You're not going to be able to. You're light now. I could lift you. You can't fucking fling you across this fucking room.
Starting point is 01:22:45 All right? He's got retarded strength. Yeah. Is that what that's? I highly doubt it. Maybe cut that out, but yeah. Yeah. Listen, I don't want to show the world how much stronger than I am to you, and then you, I think it's embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:22:58 Just speak English, Robbie. You want to fucking fight me? Let's fucking go. To-to-to-to, mono-e-mano. I'm not fighting you anymore, dude. I would destroy you. Bro, you would not destroy shit, bro. A fucking carrot could walk in that door and then have a better chance than you beating me right here. Care.
Starting point is 01:23:14 Cute carrot. What's a carrot? A vegetable? Uh-ya. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Come on, let's be peace? Should we?
Starting point is 01:23:25 Peace? Should we fight? What's up for gold say? Come on. What do you mean, dude? Well, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, no, I want to fight. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. I'm not going to fight you, dude.
Starting point is 01:23:37 I'm not going to fight you. Fight, fight him, treat. We'll just kick his ass. Don't fuck it. Oh, no. Be careful with Black Santa. Oh, oh, be careful with me. Hi-May, stop it.
Starting point is 01:23:49 Hi-may, stop it. Hi-may stop it. What do you want me to do, Ivey, stop it. Ivey. What do you want me do? And fade to black. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:24:01 All right. Stop. Okay. Stop. Stop. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 01:24:06 We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Just tap. Just tap. Just admit. Say uncle.
Starting point is 01:24:15 Uncle. I won. You just win. I fucking did. I just whooped your fucking ass. All right. Stop. Say uncle.
Starting point is 01:24:22 Uncle. we good final Christmas message uh Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Just like home Yeah And just
Starting point is 01:24:35 Be nice to everyone And spread love You're a psychopath What? You're a psychopath What? You're a psychopath That was fun It was kind of fun
Starting point is 01:24:44 It was kind of fun Do you miss that you get to hang out with your buddies during the night playing a video game laughing, huffing, just having a good old time and it just hits just right. Well, that was me and Bobby during the pandemic. Guess what? We don't do that often anymore. That's where Arc Raiders comes in. In Arc Raiders, robotic killing machines have forced humanity underground as they roam the surface attacking anything that moves. A little twitch, a little cough. Be careful.
Starting point is 01:25:33 So in the game, your Raider, one of the survivors brave enough to venture topside to loot. Battle the machines and complete quests for humankind. Up top, every raid is unique. Will you rally as one against the robots or shoot your rivals and take their stuff? The choice is yours. But always trust your gut. Is your gang tied up? Head to the surface alone and write your own story.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Complete quests? upgrade your den and become the raider you want to be will you fight side by side or fight for yourself it's time to find out arc raters is available now available for playstation five xbox series x s and pc rated t for teen

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