TigerBelly - Bobby Lee's Asian Coalition of the West

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

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It's a big deal! No, fuck up. That you mean movies, the fucking big deal. Fuck you. Fuck you, dude. Why did you make me do that? Don't fucking disrespect projects you've been in. That's not what I'm saying.

P-p-p-p-p-p-pp-pp banana time Everybody love banana time Banana time P-na-tine Kissy-cissy-ciss Lick, lick, look, Bobby Oh, what a baby Remind me of

One, two, three Bapapapap Banana Time B'an da-d-d-do do do Don't be gay Whoa. It's a re-gare. It's a remix.

Don't be gay. Don't be gay. Don't-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-pah-banana. Okay, anyway, guys, welcome to the podcast. We're still waiting for one more Asian. One more Asian. And here's the Asian coming in right now. There he is.

You lost some weight, huh? One of my face. You look good, dude. You lost some weight? You look so good. You look good, dude. Thank you. Yeah, yeah.

Wow. Wow. Wow. One, two, three, four. Four. Banana time Banana time Get your headphones on, Andrew.

Do I have to? Yeah, yeah, you do. Oh, my God. The music is in this. One, two, three. Banana time. Don't relax. Someone get deep.

Banana time. Oh, banana. Oh, my God. That's nice. That's really good. Anyway, let's stop with that bullshit. That was fine. I don't turn...

Okay. One, two, three, four, five. Ow. You have it. I can have it. Yeah, of course. I just woke up. Oh.

Whoa. What a good lifestyle. Every time I do that, I always think I'm pulling up Bobby Lee. Yeah, you are pulling up Bobby Lee. But, you know, I've been getting up early lately as a fast. Yeah, I'm getting older. And as you get older, things ache and you get up. How early?

Noon. Wow. At one. Noon one. Yeah, I used to be four. Yeah, proper. I mean, think about it. No.

Yeah, noon. Good. One, two. What time is it now for? It's four. Wow. It's four now. Yeah.

And we already worked before. Yeah, that was crazy. And had lunch. I know. Yeah, so, you know, banana time. Did you guys go have lunch together? Yeah.

Did you guys have lunch together? You didn't invite me. You didn't invite me. You were scared little boy in the forest? Because I'm feeling really weird that you didn't invite me. You also called me to do this podcast like 45 minutes ago. Because we forgot. No, it's because somebody,

some other Asian didn't show up. Who was it? Who was it? Who was it? Ronnie Chang, dude. Ronnie Chang. It was Ronnie Cheong. That would have been fun.

And you're, it's not true, but you're the still second next to Ronnie. There we go. That's pretty good. That's good. That's good. That's good. Yeah. At this point.

Dude, he's ninth after, on Ken Jung. Yeah, yeah. After Kenjong. That's not good. Kenjo's pretty good. Yeah, she's third after Lucy Liu. That's good. That's really good.

Yeah, that's good. Third after Lucy Lou, take that. She's an angel. She's from heaven. Yeah. Although she was in one of my favorite movies called X and Sever. I love that. Ballistic, X and Sever.

Yeah, ballistic X and Sever. One of the worst movies ever made. Who's your number one Asian? Of all time. I know who it is. In your heart. I know who it is. Controversial.

American or all global? No. All the universe. In the universe? In the universe? In the universe? In the universe? Galaxy.

My favorite Asian Asian of all Galaxies is probably this is tough. Allie Wong. Wow. Your favorite. Your favorite Ali Wong.

That was so surprising. That's comic. I know who it is. You have a crush on this dude. Ali Wong? No. Charles, this guy loves Charles Milton. Oh, Charles Melton's a pretty great.

Keep that in. Charles Melton's an amazing. Not sexually. Maybe? No. That's okay. Definitely. No, I mean, I do have sexual feelings towards pros.

Who wouldn't? Who doesn't? Do you? Who wouldn't? Oh, that's too bad. You're fucking, you know what, dude, you're so... I wish. No, no, you're so deeply, you know, embedded in this Hollywood bullshit.

What are you talking about? Take a step back, dude. No, no, you're not. You're in. I'm fucking out. You're in the bear. You're the bear. Let me ask you a question.

No, no, no. What are you? No, do you count wazions as full Asian? No, do you count? No, do you count waisians as full Asian? Oh, wait, hold on. Very good question. We're about to fight.

No, we're, oh, okay. I announced this. I announce the council. Okay. And we are the new Asian council. I announced it here to hear it. Here you, here, here, here, here. We announced, honguru, we have to do an Asian.

Everyone do that. We're in session. One, two, three. Hong guru, honkuru. You guys are all cats. We're doing what? It's just sound. Yeah.

You're Asian. I'm out there. No, no, no, no. Do Hong guru, Hong guru, all right. One, two, three. Honguru, Honguru, all right. So, this meeting is about. Hello, everybody.

I'm president of the Asian coalition of the West Coast. What's up? What's up, President. Should we rename it? I call the Asian Coalition of the West Coast. Should we rename it? That's too much to say. That's a lot to say.

Give me something. Just do Hong guru. Hong guru, Honguru, Honguru. Asian planet. All right. So should we allow? from the inside the Honguru-Hunguru coalition, both.

You. Ladies first. Ladies first. Ladies first. Ladies first. Ladies first. But the question itself is already answering it. It's saying are Asians full Asians?

They're not full Asians. They're half. We're talking about Hollywood. They're literally half. Yeah, what do you mean by that? Like they, like, if somebody is 25% Asian, they'll be like, we can't. It's a cached in Asian.

Yeah, it's checked off. It's a check off. Well, I mean, did we have, is Barack Obama a black president? Yes. Yes. Yeah. So with that logic, then Charles Milton is a fucking Asian. He wants to say no.

Isn't it crazy that Barack's middle name was Osama? Yeah, that's crazy. It wasn't Osama Obama. Barack Hussein Obama. Hussein, Obama. You're crazy. It's crazy. Yeah.

Is it crazy? Middle name is bin Laden? I thought it was Osama Obama. It was Barack Saudi Arabia, Obama. You're a writer? You're a writer. No. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'm writing. That's what you do. That's your old. No, but answer the question, Bobby. This is not your podcast, Andrew. I'm not saying it is. I'm a guest on your podcast. I'm number four.

All right, Honguru, Hongguro. So we let the Charles Milton in. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we let it. Okay. Okay. What about the, you two, all Asian in?

Yes. Yeah. What about? But there is a difference. What about Bjork? She just looks Asian. I know, but she comes in. She wants to come in.

No, come on. She wants to come in. She's cosplaying Asian. How about Charles Bronson? Who? I don't even. Look up Charles Bronson. He died, but you know what I mean?

The white actor? No, it's not white. I think he's Asian. Wait, what is he looks like? Let me see. Let me see. What about Charles? No, that is like Kazakhstan.

I know, but please, look at it. Wow. That looks like Andrew Lepad. Japanese to me. That looks like Andrew. Yeah. Yeah. That looks like my father.

Can we let him in? Yeah. Sure. Good. Charles Brothers. We need everyone we can get. Everyone we can. In history.

Anyone with skinny eyes. Oh, anybody. Yeah. Oh, shit. Who else has skinny eyes? Doug Benson. Here's a white actors that look Asian. So do you get...

Oh, this is good. This is good. This one's a good. Oh, Josh Gordon and Liberty. Yeah. Mikey Madison. He in. I would say yes.

He in. Yeah. Next, please. No. Yes. Yes. No. Wait, who is this?

Miranda. Miranda. Okay, then yes, yes. She stay in my kingdom. She looks Asian. Wait, he's full. He's Korean. He's full Korean, Randall.

What are you talking about? I didn't make this. Are you kidding? Are you fucking kidding? No. They're being shady here. They're being shady here. I mean, no.

No, no, no, no. This guy's Portuguese. He's your weapons. Andrew, you can't allow him in. No. No, no. Let's just let everyone. No, not everyone.

Next, is that it? Wait, what about that guy that did surgery to Look more... Become Asian to become Jimin No, he is not allowed Okay How about this? How about the guy from the no-neck guy from the 90-day fiancee?

Look him up. Ed? Yeah, Ed. Look up Ed. I think he looks Asian. He does look Asian. I think it's because he's squished Yeah. And his eyes are squished into his body.

He's squished. Yeah. It's crazy thing you're saying right now, but okay. Ed? Oh. Stop it. I love Asian. Oh, come on Asian.

Yeah, Asian-Long Asian marriage is beautiful. Intra-Ratia. Yeah, we don't see it that often, yeah. That looks Korean. Yeah, yeah. Him? Peter, you have similar heads, hey. You are crazy.

Yeah, you have similar hats, hey. Squish, wait, squish your neck down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, squish your neck down. Oh my God, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Open, open, open it. It's crazy. Wow.

That's not a good look, Peter. Peter, I love it when you do that with your hair, dude. I love it, dude. Yeah, I love it, dude. Anyway, so the councilor has ended. We let him in? Everyone. Everyone's in.

Everyone's in. It seems everyone. Yeah, I mean, I think that, um, I think it's gonna revert back to not as, you know what I mean, woke casting. Do you think or no? What? know what that means.

Neither do. Why, let's move on. Anyway, I mean, this is, this is 10 Hollywood actors met now are Asian-American. Kiana.

Kianna. Why is, why is Randall in all this? He's the most gookiest person. He's the poster boy. He's the poster of gook. Not even Asian.

Oh my God. No, that's Justin. He's a big-headed gook like, like Peter and me. Yeah. So I don't know why you've on. Let's go. He has a.

normal sized head. No, no, no. Let's go number two. Who's this? Chloe Bennett. Who's that? Love Chloe. She's a actress.

She's cool. And then. No, no. No. Absolutely not. He's Indonesian. He's, um, um, Zach Morris.

Zach Morris. He's Asian. I don't even know. I don't even know what I'm looking at it. Yeah. You don't know him? I don't know him at all. I don't know safe by the bell?

I don't know. He looks AI. He's not real. He's not real. He's a guy. He's a lot. He's a Filipino. Andrew, what do you think?

Yeah. Let her in! Let her in! Zach, Efron, and her need to get back then. No, Fred's not Asian. Fred's Korean. He's Japanese. No, no, no.

Here. He's actually Korean. Grandfather was a Japanese dance. Oh, that's right. He recently found out. He was here two weeks ago. He didn't tell you? No. He was sitting right there and he never said he was Korean.

Really? That lying bastard. There's so much Korean. I guess he is. Yeah. Bastard. Ooh, I want her in. Yeah.

Filipino. Whoever she is. He's too hot. He's too hot to be in our coalition. Andrew, at the retreats, at the retreat, you won't get as much action. I'm confused here. Are we saying? What is it?

Hungri. Hungry. Hungry. Are we saying, so are we saying that Hawaiian counts as Asian? Because isn't he just Hawaiian? He's part Polynesian. Native Hawaiian. Polynesian and Hawaiian is Pacific Islander, right?

I think we should let the lady choose. Does Jason get in? Yes. Okay, Jason is. We need him. He's nice. So let's fucking move on. He's ocean Asian.

He's also from Iowa, so he's in. Yeah, he's in. Next, please. Hannah Simone. Yeah. Yeah, she's Asian. Sure. Yeah.

That's brown. Oh. Oh. It's an interesting one. That's Asian looking. He is Filipino. Oh, okay. Yeah, then that's.

He is Asian. But he only does Mexican rolls. What? I mean, yeah. I don't like it. He's the face of La Bamba. Yeah. His teeth are too yellow.

Oh. You don't like that? For a Hollywood star dude. White stripped, you can afford it. Big fan, I know they're locked up at the CVS. Push the button. He'll come, just wait.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the guy who can't wait. Don't you hate waiting? I hate waiting. I hate it. He considers him the brooding ethnic. Wow, that is a... I would love that on my resume.

The brooding ethnic. Okay. She seems black, but... Perucci, half black. It's got half Indian. Okay, anyway. Ben Kingsley. Do you count him?

Yeah. Yeah. Bobby. Indian. Well, I, you know, I don't want to brag, but I've met him. Yeah. And I've talked to him. And a very nice man.

So I'm going to let him in. Did he tell you he was Asian? Yeah. He never said it. No, I thought he was Indian. Asian. Wow. Him and Fred Armisen.

We count this, right? Or is that too Polynesian? Yeah. How come Tyca never did our podcast? He will. Okay. He's Pacific Islander, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I like Tyca. He's in. Yeah. Okay, great. That's it. Good.

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And one, two, three, four. I was mad about there was one Asian guy in Odyssey The Korean guy He jumped off the ship Because he wanted a white pussy By the siren Why are sirens white?

Why are they the most magical Did we get a good look? Yeah we did They were white If I looked and there was like one Asian I would have probably jumped without the song Maybe because of where they were They were in the Mediterranean sea

But they're pale white no tan where right actually you know what I should be anyway good movie though

yeah I loved it loved it I watched it yeah I love it yeah I love it you know it's you know what that didn't bother me what the Korean

yeah yeah jumping or that there was only one just just one Korean I was glad that he got in there yeah but because he's Korean in my logic it's like how did he get there if they were two Asian guys he's in a peninsula

okay in South Korea probably in my mind Pusong for instance yeah Right. This is in, what? 2008 BC? What is it? I don't even know the dates.

Yeah, I don't even know that. That's just a 2000 BC. I think that's right. It sounds right. Right? He had to walk. What about a boat? No, listen, there's no way. There's no boat? There's no boat. There's no boat.

It's weird. I would think there's one Korean guy. You would sprinkle some more in. The fact that there's just one Korean. Maybe he's the only one that lasted the voyage. No, but I mean. What, you don't think about this, Andrew? I don't see colors or race, so I just... Oh, wow.

I just saw... He's post race. I saw a man trying to make it home. That's all I saw. Oh, wow. I thought maybe the suitors, some of the suitors may be Asian or in the villages. No one else was Asian. Yeah.

So it's kind of like, okay, so this is a uniform. I want his story. Yeah. Yeah. How did he get there? He's just on an island fucking a bunch of white girls right now. Just having a good ass. Yeah.

Sirens. I would have jumped. Me and Peter would have jumped. Yeah. I would have jumped. Once one Korean jumps. If there was one boy siren, I would have jumped. Really?

Yeah. But my logic is if another Asian jumped, I would just automatically jump. If I might, okay, I'm on a ship with a bunch of Greek soldiers. Uh-huh. Right? I don't even want to be doing this shit. Like, I don't give a fuck about Troy. I ain't this shit, right?

I want to go back to fucking my fishing village in Seoul. Yeah. Okay? So I'm right this. there's another Asian dude on the boat. If he just jumps off without even thinking

You're going. I'm going. Yeah. If you both go, then I'm different. There's an Korean Han instinct something that he senses, I feel like we sense danger

a little quicker. No? We're all traumatized the same way. Yeah, yeah. But you would follow him to his death? No, I would probably jump in the water and then go up and go, what would we do?

Regroup. You were regroup. Yeah. That bit didn't work. We're bombing. Ever since the... No, it's great. Oh shit.

Get off of him. Get off of him. He's jigsing the podcast. Get him off. Get him off. Who is he? I don't even know. Will you and Lee?

What has he been? A lot of things. Oh, yeah. I've seen him a lot. Yeah, he's a handsome guy. He's popular. This is your best episode. Yeah.

If you keep saying that, it will be. It will be. I think we get some good stuff. I think so. We do. I just said it was your best episode. The Hong Kong thing was good. This is hilarious.

I just said it was your best episode. He's being real. Yeah, I don't. I've never not been sincere. So Peter. Yeah. We're all killers here. What?

Okay. Yeah. I believe that. On stage. I will say this. Peter saw me bomb and I asked for Peter's help at the show. No. I did.

Tell me what up. That was not your fault. That room was all comedians. I was bombing and I literally. and I literally go, Peter, will you come on stage and help us? And he didn't. No, I said, I didn't talk to me. A comrade was in trouble.

Hate the scenario. Hate the scenario. Okay, so it was a comedy festival. You were not bombing. Where? Where? He was saying I'm bombing, but he was having a great time. And the audience is all like other comedians.

That's like the worst possible situation for any comic. Yeah. To be around a bunch of comics being like, all right. And they're all Asian. Yeah. And they're all like, yeah, make me. You know, like. It was an Asian comedy.

Asian comedy festival where? It was in Highland Park. Highland Park. Great theater. Great theater outside. Who else is on the lineup? You, T.N. Tran. I don't know.

Well, yeah. It was a bunch of. It was a bunch of us. We're all the same people. Yeah. All the same material about our mom. I was there. Alex Stompson.

You were there. I think we were there. Yeah, we were there. So he's bombing on stage. Yeah. And he says your name. Peter. Yeah.

You called for it. You called for it. It was the best one in the room. There was no. I wasn't even in the show. I thought you were. You were on the fire. You were on the fire.

You were on the fly. I wasn't on the flight, but I switched with Irene too. So me and Irene switch for that show anyway. So like. All right. So, oh, if you had killed already, then you would have gone up and probably helped him. If I was on the show, I was. I would have responded, but I was like,

don't talk to me. Oh, right. Silence. Okay. I go, Peter, help me. And then it was just like this. I said. And then I just started doing Shane Gillis's material.

Wow, Peter. Well, like, okay, let's, can we flip it for a second? If that was me and I was like, hey, Andrew, help me out, please. On stage in a hot. What would you have to? You want to, you want to, you want to ran on stage? Oh, yeah, like that fucking Asian guy seeing a siren. Oh, gosh.

You would never come up. No, because what are we going to do now? Yeah, like help you, Bob? Yeah, now. I don't know. I'm not going to fucking take that. What's the expectation if you did call another comic friend? What would you expect them to do?

I'm curious. I don't expect them to do anything. I'm just trying to see if they like me. I'll tell you what I would have done. You ask for my help right now. Go ahead. Bobby, I'm bombing. Can you come up here and help me on this podcast right now?

Sure, Andrew. and then I'm not done psych I say sure Andrew and I just leave and then you're gonna high five you know I gotta do something alright so ladies and jealous

is it a podcast you're doing or what no it's a live show okay okay standup I'm bombing at the standup set right now Bobby please help me I'm bombing I would go into the audience I go ladies and gentlemen how about a round of applause for Andrew Lopez

oh there we go I don't see I don't know if you know this but Andrew Lopez is the next thing No, I'm not. You, I'm fourth on your list. He's helping. He's in still the scene.

He's still in the scene. We would bomb then. I'm the problem. You're the problem. He's trying to dig you out. I would give you credits. This is me. I would give you credits, right?

Right? And I'd go, um, give him a round of applause right now. And you guys give me your full attention. That feels, that feels like. But if he did it, we're not done yet. We're not done yet. Right? Then I'll step to the side, right?

And I go, you know what I would tell? I go to, and let me say, he is going to give you more energy, right? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're coaching him. He's going to give you more energy. He's going to do way better. Just watch.

And you're going to see the physicality, right? And so he's going to continue. He's not going to do any of that. The audience is going to react to say. And I go, then I'll interrupt and go, yeah, Andrew Moore. Do it, try it again. Try it again, but with more energy? Do it with an Asian accent

We would play around in that way Right Right But you would have abandoned him Yeah Yeah Yeah I don't want that heat

I don't want that heat Well I don't know I don't have that knowledge And Walk through of the audience I'm not gonna be doing that You know when you watch a Godzilla poster You see

Especially in the 1960s Right And you see Japanese people running Right from Godzilla Right You're not on that poster No No

You're dead already Oh yeah hope so. I don't want to be scared. Yeah, yeah. You live in... That was a bad analogy. Yeah, I don't get the Godzilla. I don't either... I don't know why I said that. Yeah, we'll cut it out. No, I'll keep it in.

Leave it. Leave it. Because someone will relate to it. One person will relate. One person out there will relate. If you could just help one person on YouTube. I don't care. I don't care. Then you've done your job. I've done my job. I'm reaching out to one person. Let me ask you a question. If you did exactly what you said you would do, and then what I respond with is I just start getting naked sort of like you do on stage, would you be mad at me?

We get a laugh. I wouldn't be because it wouldn't work for you. You don't think so? Your body's too good. Yeah, it's too good. Your body's too good, brother. No, you're just too hot. Whoa.

Like Peter and Andrew knows about this. I am a sincere guy. Why are you always lying? No, I, you think he's lying? I don't think I'm too hot. I think for an Asian comic, you're hot. If I was Asian, maybe. No, no, no, no, no, no.

We're not talking about Charles Mouton. I think you're very... You're a part of that elitist group. Let's be honest. No, I'm not. How are your UFC? No, it doesn't matter. Look at that, look at that, dude.

Yeah. CAA. Good photo shop. CAA, ladies and gentlemen. It's going on my lips there. Yeah, look at them. That's a good luck. That's a good loss on that lip.

Yeah, yeah. I asked them to make my most... Now, compare a photo with Peter. Get Peter up there. No, no, no. I literally asked him for help. I know. You abandoned it.

And I abandoned it. I was so scared. I was like, I'm not on the show. How about this? Wow. Wow. You know what? Change your mind.

I don't know. I immediately returned that suit. How much was it? $700. Oh, my God. Anyway, so you know, you're a hot Asian. No, I'm not. Oh, thank you.

Andrew. Thank you. Anyway, what were you been talking about? Saving comics on stage. Oh, yeah. saving yeah. Have you ever done other people's material? Be honest. Hey, be honest.

Early in your career. Like exactly word for word. Whose? Yeah. He did Carl'sman. I already told you the story, man. Carl'smancyne. Oh. Wait. Well, he stole mine furs. I stole it back.

It was a double steel. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. I wrote it originally. All right, so. Yeah. Wait, did you guys see Elephant Graveyard? Yeah, so good. No. You are all over it.

Okay. In a bad way? No, it was great, I thought. Okay. What is that? Elephant Graveyard? It's a YouTube channel that they've been doing these kind of like funny documentary.

I don't even know if you call it. What would you call it? A YouTube video essay. Microdocument. Video essay, YouTube essay about like the comedy like scene right now. It's very well done. and it's entertaining. And Bobby's in it.

Yeah, he's in, like, act two, act three of it. Yeah, it's very good. Okay. Anyway, um... You guys should watch it? You don't want to talk about it? I want to talk about it. Why?

I've never seen it. Oh, I thought you said, yeah. We didn't see it. I barely know. Oh, okay. People mentioned, I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. Yeah. Okay, I don't want to absorb it.

I thought it was very interesting. Don't let me absorb it, yeah. You know, bad mood, Andrew? Like, you have low energy. Is it because we asked you late? Is that why you came? in like this? No, no, no, no.

I just woke up. I just woke up. I just woke up. I actually, can I be honest with you guys? I'm actually very intimidated right now of being. I'm not good at podcasts and I think you guys, I think so highly of all you guys. And they know this about me. I'm like, I'm always pretty scared to do.

He actually is pretty insecure about stuff, but Andrew is very talented. No, I'm not. You are. What is happening right now? You're a great stand up and you're a great performance. But I, can I ask you guys a real question? You're on the bear. Can I ask you guys a real question?

You're not on the bear. Are you guys feeling? Are you guys leaving? I'm taking over it. Are you on the bear? Yeah. Are you on one of the biggest shows? Are you or are you not?

Are you not on? Are you? Are you? Are you not on the bear? That's bigger than anything we've ever done. Not true. You know how many Emmys the bear has? That's not true.

No, you just did tires. Yeah. Tires is funny. It's funny, but it's not like. It's no bad. I love tires. I love beer. I love.

I'd rather do tires. You'd rather do tires? I'd rather do tires. Yeah, because I know people. Everyone on it is my friend. Shout out. It'll be bonnet. And Shane.

They're really appealing. I love hanging out with them. Right? Because my friends, right? Yeah. I don't know nobody from fucking the bear. Okay? Sure.

Anyway. You know me. Anyway, you're star. No, I'm not. But thank you. So, but what I was going to ask you guys is that... Can't take a problem. Have you guys been feeling like...

You see what he's doing? What is he doing? What is he doing? What is he doing? that you guys like are starting to feel like I've been doing too much of? No, so he's getting scared, right? So he's taking over as host. He's taking our, no, he's taking our energy

because I'm supposed to be the host, right? Yeah. And he's deflecting it, and he's bringing it to us. It was like a ninja. It was a ninja move, but I see it through it because I'm the Grand Master. Oh wow. All right?

Yes. So excuse me? I think it was a genuine question. And I want to hear it with genuine ears. Yeah. Say it again. I didn't listen. Do you, are you sick of podcasting? No, I'm not.

Are you sick of telling, like, it doesn't feel hard to come up here and be like, I'm going to do something new every single time? Do you like it every time? Be honest. Every single podcast. You do a lot. It's not a like or love thing.

It's my job. Right? So it's like, I enter it like it's a job, right? I don't know anything about anything. But I still commit to what I know. sometimes it goes sometimes it doesn't but it's

is it do I like it or not it's my job and I would rather do this than anything else in the world yeah there you go right I like acting but it's just not enough of it

do you feel fear ever or nervous to go on even though you've done it so much no I have no fear I don't have fear about anything right now what is there that's nice

the only thing I'm afraid of is death you know but it's but that will come for us all Exactly. It's going to happen on some random day for us all. Yeah. What if you die podcasting? Oh, that's a...

Wow. That would be such a story. Yeah. And I would say, good night. Right. Okay. Keep it rolling. Wait, wait, what's a good last thing to say if I died right now?

Brainshorn. Riders room, go. Riders run. Here we go. Hungu. Hungoo. No. Would you be sincere or funny? I feel like you'd be sincere.

Yeah. Yeah, I think you have to end sincere. I would say, well, that was fun. Wow. Oh, that's good. That's good. I would try. I'm going to try it now.

Okay, try it. That's really sweet. Okay, we're talking about something. No, we have to be specific. Okay. All right, so let's talk about porcupines. Okay. Ouch.

Yeah, and Andrew knows a lot about it. I do. Yeah, true. Okay. Like, the thing about them is that, like, they're just as scared of you as you are scared of them. And so when you see that. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

It's so. He's so good at this. It's so good at it. It's so good at it that you have to start over. I'm going to try not to laugh. I'm going to try not to laugh, right? But that was really good. Hold on.

Ready? So the last time that you saw that pork. Don't laugh. Your face. Don't laugh. I know because I'm also dying in this scene. You're like. Like I'm like, something feels wrong, but I have a guest.

But something feels wrong in my body. Right? So I have to do that too. So that's what that is. All right. This is why you'll never be on the bear. Yeah, I know. I'm joking, I'm joking.

You should be on the bear. You'll be great on the bear. They'll never have me. But anyway. No, they wouldn't. Yeah, yeah. So that one time that you were jumping over that porcupine, it curled up because it was just as scared of you as it was scared, as you were scared of it.

And how did that make you feel knowing that you were punching up? Oh. Oh. Bobby. Keep it rolling. Oh. What happened? Bobby.

Is he done? Bob And seeing Wow I think that I think you would not Oh yeah yeah give me a note You wouldn't die suddenly

I don't think you would die That abrupt I think you'd feel it And then you'd be like I have to say this I feel like I'm dying right now No I can't say that Oh okay

Yeah yeah yeah Because then the people go What do we you know Yeah stop it I don't know if I can do it Work on it Try it again Yeah

I think you should reveal Your deepest darkest pain Right before you die Oh I'll try Okay I don't know much about my body I'll try

I don't know Well that's a problem All right So they Barbecued this thing for me And I was like What is it This tastes like a rabbit

And they said it was porcupine Oh I was like oh I don't know if I Should I The restaurant Oh my I got a nerve

What Which nerve? The what Pancreatic nerve. Pancreatic nerve. That's not serious. Don't laugh. I'll say it again.

They grilled it and yeah, it was working. Oh. What's happening? My pancreatic. Saddest nerves. Oh, that's a serious one. That's the death one. That was fun.

Bobby. Oh. Oh. I just Google Pankyatia. nerve is not real. That was pretty good. That was not pretty good. All right.

That was nice. Andrea's turn. Where I'm have to die. Okay, so you have to create your own pain. Right? Your own pain and your own last

saying. Yeah, okay. And you don't have to crash down. Everyone's doing one. Okay. Yeah, we'll all do it. Yeah. The last thing I have to say?

No, let's figure out what we're going to talk about. Yeah. You can go funny or go serious. I'm going to go serious on the conversation, right? Okay. Well, so, you know, there's the cooling of the Pacific. What we're seeing is two degrees higher than normal, which is going to create a super El Nino. Oh my God. Oh, my, my, my, my, anyway, I'm having a heart attack.

What? So anyway, um, super. In November, wait, she's October, November. No, hold on, Bob. She says she's having a heart attack. Something's happening. Oh, thank you, everybody. I want to say that was fun but I guess I can't no no this is what I'm going to say oh my heart attack please take care of pingo

oh yeah I would final act of love I would like that's very good please take care of pingo oh my god that's go on her we got her okay thank you and then like 30 minutes like we're eating Wow, this is so cool.

You're the original. No, Pinkwood, not you. She barely got any meat. It's like a roast. Rotissary? Turning? Oh, my gosh. That's fifth.

Wow. All right, all right. What should we talk about? Candid apples. Oh. I think it's ingenious because the red skin of the apple isn't sweet in nature. Yeah.

So when they add caramel to it. Does it turn green? Guys, guys. You know, what's up? What happened? What's up? Oh, he's doing his character from the bear. Oh, I love his character.

That tone, hey, yeah, yeah, I like it. In the movie? In the TV show, whatever, you're all so funny and I just, I just want to see a thank you and I'm sorry. I'm sorry? What's the disease? Yeah, wait, why are you saying that? Oh, okay, he's dead.

Oh, okay, he's dead. Oh, what's the- I'm sorry is a good one, because it's like you're just trying to cover all your pieces. I'm sorry. I'm sorry as sad. That's very good one. This is your best episode. It is a good episode.

It is. I'm fucking saying. You're trying to bring it down, but it's not. It's great. All right, go ahead, Pete. Okay. So the pancreatic nerve is actually. Where?

In the mind. In the central nervous system. But also in your mind? It's a little bit in your mind. Oh. Ow, ow, ow. What's wrong? What's wrong?

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What? Again? For the fourth. No, it's a different type.

It's, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. It's cum gas. Stop laughing. It hurts. Don't breathe in it. Don't breathe in it, guys. Don't breathe in the cum gas. Oh, no.

Oh, say cum gas. Yeah, yeah. Oh, do you smell the cum gas? What's your final? I swallowed too much. That's so good. It was painful. It was painful.

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Honestly This is the weirdest podcast I've never done So many weirds games It's fun You get four Asians

Together What is there Left to do But play I'll tell you why What Let's talk about This

We're a community What Can't we talk About what we What do you want What do you want What do you want? Every man for itself

What Yeah It already feels like that's what it feels like definitely I want more you know I tried that union I tried when's the last time you try I tried the unions I tried to get everyone involved I tried to do all that and no one wants to do it I feel not doing it right but you do it here with I've done it different versions no one wants I'm the lead I want to do it they don't want to do it they don't want to do it they don't want to do it you don't want to do it I want to do it I want to do it I want to do it I

did Asian AF at the show he was bombing at and I was asking him to help me. Oh, yeah. It was comedians. Bobby, I, I, I, who's show is this? How come they never invite me to go? You would never go to. You wouldn't do it.

You would never do it. Yeah. At a tiny theater on the east side. It's really small. I love theater. I did do it. No, it's like a 40-seater. Oh, I like it.

You do? Intimate. Yeah. It's like belly room. Yeah, yeah. This one time Bobby said that he would do my theater show and then he just didn't show up. No way. Why?

Is that the Largo? And then he said I didn't text him And then I showed him to text and I did text it was there Boom So maybe it's maybe you are telling the truth You don't want to do it Wow wow You know there are ways things come out

It's up I'm done My podcast I would like to talk Right Fuck you man What are you talking about? Listen to me There are things when they come out I understand

The layers and what's beneath it Underneath the layer There's only layers And there's resentment And there's resentment I honestly I'm not. No.

It comes And why don't you say it like a man when it happens? Why does it happen a year later? I'll tell you, okay,

I'll say it again, I'll say it again, I really respect you and I know that it was not, it was a favor and you didn't have to be there. You already have the other guy. Who's the other guy?

The famous guy. George Lopez? You? No. The guy that you do it with. Jane Gillis? No, I don't have a famous guy. It's just me.

Who's the guy? George Lopez? The black guy. What are you talking about? Who? Are you high? Isn't there a guy? No.

Stop asking me to ask him. Sometimes you do it, I want to get to the bottom. Sometimes you'll do a show at the typewriter or whatever you go. With my friend. And someone will do it. And it's a star. I forgot who it was. Aaron Pierre?

He's black. Aaron Pierre? No. From Atlanta? What about that guy? In Atlanta? Donald Glover. Donald Glover.

I did a show. It's Donald Glover. You're friends with Donald Glover. But we asked you do. that show and you said no to that's a different show that you said no to yeah you also said no to yeah you just didn't respond to me on that text i think yeah i don't like star power it freaks me out we wanted you we were excited about you okay next time will you guys do it yeah i do it too yeah i do it too i would love to wait we should make a pack all of you have to do this show yeah that would be fun

i would love to oh yeah let's do it we'll promote it here we'll call it bobby leon friends No, no, no, no, no, we should. Because if I don't show up, I don't want the pressure. Is Donald doing stand-up, too? Donald's been doing stand-up at his own show, which has been awesome. He's such a G. He's so good. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a multi-faceted, nice guy, super talented. Yeah, he's a great guy.

He supports so many other. Let's do a career check-in for everybody. How's your career going? Oh, bad. It doesn't define you. It doesn't define me. It doesn't define you. That's not who I am.

But it's not good. Peter and I sold a TV show to. ABC first, right? Every network. Every network. Then it went to... We went all around. We sold it there.

Was there for about a year and a half. And it said, no. But my point is, after that one happened. And then you did some cartoons. Yeah. And then you did... What's going on? I've just been doing stand-up and trying to write.

Release a special. Yeah, release a special on YouTube. Just DIYing. It's hard. Can you shot the special? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Shot it myself. It's out? It's out. What's it called? Rice Piglet. Are you being real? Yeah.

Who's the rice piglet? Me? Who's the rice piglet? What do you mean? Who else would be? He's wearing a spam shirt. I know. I'm on brand.

I know. Who's the real? You are the rice piglet. I have been doing some indie movies, actually. Good. Let's talk about that. Okay. Yeah, I just did a movie called Made of Dishonor where I played the, like, gay best friend to a lesbian couple.

Is that Blue Harbor? No, that was not Blue Harbor. It's a different thing. But yeah, that was fun. No, we're not doing that. I hate you. Why did you make me do that? And then, fucking...

It's a big deal! No, fuck up. That you're in movies. The fucking big deal. Fuck you. Fuck you, dude. Why did you make me do that? Don't fucking disrespect projects you've been in.

That's not what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, you don't disrespect the projects you've been that they've worked hard on them, right? You're being blessed and honored to even be asked to do it. So fuck you, you ungrateful piece of shit. You fucking piglet. Rice piglet. I was vulnerable enough to share something. This is what you think you said.

I did not. I did not. I did not. I applaud. No, no, it was slower. I'm a slow applaud. It was slower. It was slower. It was slower.

It was slower. There was called a slow clap. Yeah, thank you. Everyone was supposed to do it with me. It was ironic. No one did it with me. That's the problem with this. Okay.

Andrew, what's going on with yours? You know, just same. It's hard out there, so I was just trying. So you are in the new season of bear? Yeah, we're done. Great show. Great show. And you're probably on something else now?

What are you working on? Shooting season three of Platonic with Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne. Cool. That's a huge show. It's a good times. We talk about you a lot on there. With who? With Seth.

Okay. And he loves you and he's so funny. He thinks your clips are really good online. I love Seth. Yeah. And then, yeah, I'm just trying to find me. You've made it. What are you talking about?

You're always trying. You're killing it. Yeah. You know what I want to do? I want to work at the UFC. That's like what I want to do. This guy can literally be Dana White. It's crazy.

I want to, no, no. What do you mean by that? Yeah, work as well. He just loves the sport. He just knows everything about it. I love it. Oh, you do? My boys behind the monitors over here.

Are you going to go watch his fight in two weeks? I am. Yeah. I mean, times already. I'll be there too. Are you? Yeah. I think his intro song should be dual of the fates.

You want to dole of the fates. From Star Wars. That would be the sickest intro. Can I dress up as a Sith Lord? Yeah. Oh, my God. That would be sick. We all show up like,

I'll come as Yoda and we don't play that song. You still play. Imagine, if you turn the lights off, Gilbert comes out and it goes, Shoo! Spotlight. Darth Mall. Then he gets a knocked down right away. I'll do a stick thing out there.

Yeah. Darth Ball stick thing. Yeah. Let's go. Dude, I'm so excited for your funny. Yes, I think he's going to win. Yeah. He's probably.

It feels good. Are you getting nervous? I'm a little locked in right now. Oh, locked in Gilbert. You're in the zone. He's got good distance management, I can tell. Okay. I don't know what that means.

Guys, I know what distance management. All right, how about you, Andrea? I'm just hoaring. With who? You said hoaring. I'm hoaring. Congratulations. They were impatient for us.

Slow-close. Where are you playing Bobby? Yeah, what are you up to Bobby? I also regret saying anything now. No, but where are you going to be in DC though? I don't know. You're going to be at the Warner Theatre. At the Warner Theatre.

That's a theater. How many seats? 5,000 apparently. No. Yeah. It's like 850. People. 800.

It's hot theater. It's 850. 850,000. Bring up Warner Theater seats. No, don't do that. Don't embarrass me. You're trying to shame me. Oh, yeah.

That's a lot. It's 2K. It's 2K. That's so many. That's thousands. That's thousands. Two. Barely thousand.

Plural, it's got to be 3,000. And you're... What are these rules that you're making? No. Yeah, I'm making logic. Probably Lee logic. Plural is 2,000. Wait.

It is 2,000. Yeah. Yeah, I guess two kids is two kids. Yeah. That is true, actually. See, I have children. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, people would say I have a child.

You have two kids. Okay, okay. Good. So, thousands. Who's opening for you? Cat Bird and Ramsey Badawi. Yeah. Great show.

Yeah, yeah. Great show. You please do one Asian show. like a one-off massive theater show with all the Asian girls. Well, I'll tell you why it wasn't out with this group. Andreja wouldn't show up. I would show up. You still holding that grudge.

You haven't forgiven. I would show up. Never forgiven. That was my bad. He bailed on a gig. She flaked? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it was an accident. Yeah. Oh, that doesn't. Well, we can't. We can't. We've talked about it. Okay. Yeah, we talked about it.

But I thought it was one day, but it's actually the whole weekend. Oh. Yeah, I'm doing one. I know. Don't have reaction. Okay. The year before. Can I just say this?

Yeah. The year before I played Phoenix, right? Yeah, stand up live in Phoenix. Stand up live in Phoenix. Okay. Her and Jason Chenney. It was me and you and Jason Chenney.

Yeah. And you did the whole weekend with me. Yeah. Right? Stop. Okay. Okay. So Friday Saturday.

Yeah. Four shows. The next year, I do the same exact weekend. But I didn't know that. Okay, so I'm doing stand-up live, right? And she goes, oh, I thought it was one night. But do people, but do comedy? Who does one night at a comedy club on a Saturday?

Okay, on Saturday. No one. But nobody. There's such thing as one-nighters. There's definitely such thing. People do one-nighters. Okay. People do one-nighters.

I know. It doesn't make any sense on a weekend. But I will take it. I'll take it. But took. I've seen. You took it. I take it.

You're going to take it and you took it. But I have seen. Actually, Jeremiah Watkins did one night. on a Saturday Oh, oh, here we go. I'm Jeremiah Walker. Don't do that to him. You're not Jeremiah walking.

That's what I'm, that's not one thing. I'm off night. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. I love Jeremiah, by the way. Yeah, I love him. He's a very talented guy. Let me say.

Yeah, yeah. And that happened. One night only. Not because of. Stop. On a Sunday. Let's hope we get business. Never mind.

Never mind. Yeah, never mind. That's not what. That's what you said. Dang. That's what you said. I shouldn't have... Anyway, congratulations on your success.

It's my fault. I'm sorry. Oh, the Kevin Hart Show? Yeah. That went well. That was the verbal... The longest silent ever. That was the verbal version of a slow clap.

I was real good. I will say this. I thought it was gangster what you did. Thank you. I like it. I was dumb. I agree. I'm getting mixed reviews.

There are people. being like how dare you do that you represented Asian oh fuck Rayla was there yeah Rayla was there he and he did great yeah yeah yeah does Ray loud not count as Asian he's Asian he's Asian maybe it's because he's American Asian and you're Canadian and I'm what I was mad at you but I think I made I think I was mad in the wrong way what do you mean I didn't want you to quit yes yeah yeah great everyone's everyone's good career what about you Bobby talk about yeah what's been going on

What about you, Bob? Well, I still have my special coming out in November. Woo! You can do a premiere party? Friends and Family? No, I'm going to do a lot of publicity. Yeah. I agreed to maybe do Kimmel.

Whoa. Cool. Why? I just don't know. You'll be great. Don't be great. I've been watching it. It's like, I don't know how to talk like that.

Just tell funny. I was yesterday. Just be yourself. Be yourself. You guys all know Bobby. Give us some stories to just have. ready to say on clean. Anyway, guys, welcome to the...

I'm not doing this. Hey, guys, so we did it. How did today go, you think? I think we're great. Yeah, the best one ever. How'd you feel? This is a good grouping. I feel good.

Andy, you didn't like it? No, I think it's your best episode. You were self-conscious. I'm still in my... He's self-conscious about everything, though. No. But I think it was good. I think these guys were good.

No, we were all good. Yeah, you're great. Andrew, Andrew... I think that... He's not fishing for me. This is how he is. we're really excited for your special. I think everybody is.

I think that you should do as much as much as you can't. You guys all have little traits that I'm familiar with that I have in my body and a part of my personality. It's really interesting. Oh, like Voltron. Yeah. What is it? What is it? I can't really even do that.

Oh. No, I can't. But it's a feeling. Yeah, like Andrew's detachment of his work, like kind of downgrading it. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's over. You know, I mean, that kind of thing. except like fully not fully

I do that is that from your parents no my parents are super super supportive they're awesome I really love them a lot and they always told me to go after my dreams and you have a deep self-deprecating thing that you have Peter that I relate to yeah but it's there's hate in it

yeah it's spik really I don't feel that no yeah yeah yeah do you think you mask it really his special is called rice piglet it's the most promo rice piglets god by the and I asked him

who's rice piglet He said, it's me. You like, last yourself. Matt, fuck. Who's price? Okay. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I know what I'm giving up.

There's social awkwardness that you have. Yeah. Did you look at the middle thing that you have? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you have it. So anyway. I get scared.

You get scared. Say good things about us, though. There you go. I want to say that you have. Good things you have. Yeah. Well, the real honest truth is that you know, I have one podcast, which is this.

I have bad friends with Andrew, but this is my podcast, and I wouldn't invite losers into my, you know what I mean? I'm only inviting the people that I think that's going to elevate me and this pod, and I want to be surrounded by young talent. I will say there are names I throw that are in your guys' generation that he says no to. No. Every time. I'm not going to name them.

Can you name three? No. No. But it's hard to get in with me, and you guys are already fully in with me, and I know what you're all about and stuff. And so that's a good thing because I think that you're my peer. I view as comedy peers. You know what I mean?

That's awesome. Thank you. So is that good enough? Thank you for saying. That's more than good. Is that good enough? I don't think I'll ever. Are you not entertained?

I don't know if I even think that about like I feel like you're so above all of us. Me too. I don't. Me too. I don't. Mm-hmm. So say those names, though, but we'll bleep it. Yeah, real quick.

Well, name me some names. I'll bleep it. We don't want to air it. Anyway, how about round of applause for everyone.