TigerBelly - Dax Flame Challenges Bobby’s IQ

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

Bobby faces one of his most confusing guests yet as Dax Flame brings pure sincerity to the room. Khalyla tests everyone’s fifth-grade knowledge while Jamie and Dax form an unexpected connection that leaves Bobby completely shook.And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BELLY at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to www.bluechew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. If you want to see less carts being abandoned, it's time for you to head over to Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at www.shopify.com/tigerbelly  Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/p06g4a8g #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

It's redemption. Mars. What is the large? Mars. Take your time. Saturn. Take your time. Saturn.

Okay. What is the largest planet in our solar system? It's in the... Saturn. Bobby, we said take your time. I said Mars originally. Take your fucking time. Jupiter.

Let's see if it's right, because it is. Jesus Christ. This is the most stressful part. Trustful part. Y'all, what's up? I'm going to be on tour, specifically Portland, Oregon, Spirit Mountain Casino, November 8th, 2025, one show, 7 p.m. I'm most going to be at Reno, Nevada, at the Grand Sierra Resort at 8 p.m., December 6th, 2025. December 6th, come check it out, y'all.

What's a good thing to invest right now? What's a good thing to invest right now? What? Besides shampoo and conditioner? What's another thing that's... All you're an investor now? Like based on... Well, based on like, based on like,

Like, the way the economy is moving and, like, the government shut down. What's some good thing? Like, would you invest into Topo Chico? No. For you, chiklet. I think chiklet. Chiklet gum? Yeah.

I think for you chiklets, that. Oh, open water. You might not somebody. You don't know anybody that, you don't know any to chicklet people? Chico people? I know top of chico. What? I know top of chico.

You know the people that run that? Yeah. Invest in that, then. That's a pretty good one. Would you invest? It says, Dax, it says it's 3% juice. What's the 97%? Water.

This has been stumping Jaime for the last 20 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's probably water. It says robot jizz. Robot jizz? Yeah, because the machine's... Oh. Oh, man, you should be an engineer.

Robot juice? No, that's okay. You know, I was watching the history channel And they were doing a segment on Titanic Tell us, because I don't know anything about it And you know what? I get all my education from you. So tell me about the Titanic.

It's the only real-life event movie That's like, has a romantic story to it. Are you sure? That doesn't seem... That doesn't seem right to me. I don't think so. Okay, I don't think so. What?

Yeah, I'm sure. There was some tragedies. There was some love. Yeah, but. People, love loss. People, because of the freaking James Cameron, he, it's a love story. So, like, people love that story. So they want to experience that story.

Like Jack and Rose. You ever see fucking Pearl Harbor? There's a romance as? I mean, the movie there was. Who is it? Sandra Bullock? No, Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler or somebody. There was a love story there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because maybe Titanic was the first one to do it. Maybe, but he's saying that's the only. Yeah, I don't think it's the. I'm sure somebody in Pearl Harbor when they were going to attack No one went God damn

I'm going to die I wish I was in love You know Oh my God I should have met somebody What about that big What about anyone in fucking Hiroshima Nagasaki

Right Oh my I love you I rub you Somebody said that No No Sequel

I rob you No no love I would not say it in English. What? Maybe I don't know. They wouldn't have said in English? Yeah, I'm translating for the audience.

Unless there's... Somebody on the oil! That's what it really said. They said it. What was the big balloon? The blimp. Heisenberg or something. Yeah, Heisenberg.

Or Hemmigberg. It's my agent. Hemmiburg. Jonathan Heisenberg. Good ear. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't there, but I'm just being...

I'm just being assumptions. Is this sort of being... recorded? Yeah. Good, thank God. Oh, you're in there. Hey, Dax, you want headphones. Documented. Dax, feel on headphones right there. Oh, is it okay if I don't wear it? You don't have to. You don't have to. You can hear. Yeah. Well, what happens

when you wear it? Oh, okay. Then I start to hear my voice and then I can't concentrate. Hmm. Interesting. It makes me self-conscious. It does? Yeah. Well, maybe I'll try it. Does that feel better to you? Yeah, it kind of feels better. Cool. I'm going to try one without it. Okay. Awesome.

No, I have to wear. I couldn't talk. I couldn't talk. Oh, my God. I'll try it with it first. Yeah, you try it with it. Hello. Let's see.

Are you self-conscious? Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, yeah. Will you try it for like a minute? Yeah. Okay, good. I just realized a talent that you have. What is it?

You have your cute hearing. But then didn't you say, no, I don't? You do not ghost them again? Yeah, I think I did. But I do have tinnitus. Okay. Is it okay? I might shake them off now.

I don't like it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. If I was a director, I would make Titanic a rom-com. I'm starting Matthew McConaughey and Sandra Bullock. And just make it more light-hearted kind of thing. Yeah, like this.

Light-hearted? Like, you want to lighten it up a bit. It is pretty dark. You could cut the ending. It was dark. Yeah, yeah. Back then. Give me the dialogue at the end of the movie where...

Right, all right, all right, ro. I know, but let me just, can I give you the situation? Can I give you the situation? This summer. No, no, don't do the trailer. Matthew McConaughey. Let's try to get the ending. And Sandra Bullock and Titanic.

What would Matthew McConaughey say? He's in the ocean. He's floating on that little debris, right? And he's about to die. All right, all right. Well, she's floating on it, right? Yeah, she's clinging on or something. Yeah.

Right? And then what does he say right before he dies? All right, all right. This water is cold. the thing about Lincoln is Write this out, write this down Right this down, right, all right This is right, oh, wait, this is it

All right, all right, all right The thing about Lincoln's is David, wait, wait, wait, Abraham Lincoln? No, man, the Lincolns, you know. Of the car. The car, Lincoln? Yeah, he just exists at this point. Yeah, but like the foot one.

Okay, they're the foot car. Okay, good. Flintstones? All right, all right, this thing about Lincoln's. Man, this water's cold. This water's cold. Nothing compares nothing to the Atlantic. Yeah, and what is she saying here?

Sandra Bullock? Yeah, Sandra Bullock, yeah. What does she act like? She's a good actress, but what does she sound like? She's doing a character doesn't matter. Matthew. Because I don't, also, can I just say something as a director? I'd be like, hey, Matthew, I know you do the all right, all right, all right thing.

You know what I mean? Personally, that's your character, but can we not Do it in the movie. Oh, all right. Oh, you're directing it. Go ahead. What would you say? I'd be like, that's the thing about these British girls.

That's what you said as a director? Talk like Matthew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right, Matthew. Think about these British girls. More tea they drink, the tea they get. McCona be like, what the fuck, it's cold in this water? Can we get the scene done?

What the fuck are you talking about? I started in this movie, Daze and Confused, and I just my career just took off from there. Okay, anyway, let's move on because it's like... So then is Matthew... Was Matthew saying that back

to the director? Yeah. Okay. They just pay me this money and they... Listen, we're not going to do that. All right. No. As you was Jaime.

We're not doing that. I'm doing Matthew McConae. He's a good actor. He's overseen. Really? I've never overseen Matthew McCona. Have you ever overseen Matthew McConae? No.

It would be once every three years. Yeah. Interstellar was an incredible, fucking... It was incredible. Have you seen Ghost of Girlfriends Past? No, I haven't seen The Ghost of... What's that? Matthew McConaughey. Really? You like that one?

Not specifically, but I watched it a week or two ago. Okay. Okay. What's that movie about? He's just a ladies man, and he has to travel back in time to figure out how to get Jennifer Garner. So different from Interstellar. A little different. Yeah, totally. It's crazy that he's the same guy who's an interstellar. Well, I think he's like in his life, he's a douchebag.

And like past, it's like Christmas of Past. Yeah. And the girlfriend's, like, yeah, like teach him a lesson. Like, hey, money is not all that and sex is not all that. You need a real love from Jennifer Garner. I don't know if I can do this combination. I just realized, I don't know if I can do it. What's going on in your head?

I don't know what's going on. Straight to DVD. It wasn't straight to DVD. I bet it did a head. You watched it in theaters. Yeah. You watched his one in the theaters. IMAX.

70mm. 70mm. You know the one with the fucking... The 40X? He's making love. My favorite Matthew got tiptoes. I haven't seen that. Yeah, yeah.

Can you Google tiptoes? Is that what it is? I think so. Yeah, yeah. I like that one. Why do you have a keyboard here? Because I play the piano and we'll do it, you know, when Kala gets here. What do you think?

Cool. I saw. Tiptoes. I have not. Yeah. Oh, I've heard of it and Gary Oldman plays a little person. Yeah, yeah. Say the real word.

Say the real world. I don't like it. Do people not like if you do that, though? What do I mean? Like, will they, oh. I tried her conditioner. I know you did. Yeah.

You want to sit here? Yeah. No, why? Huh? Why? Sorry, I'm sorry. You want to say, okay, the queen's seat. Yeah.

Sorry, sorry. Hi, George. Thank God you're here. Hi, Dad. I have a real person I can talk to it for a second. Claude was rough for a while. It was rough for a bit. Yeah.

I have questions, actually. I know, but can we, can we ease into it or no? Yeah. Okay. Dax, do you want to tell Kalala really quick, though, what is going on with you? Oh, yesterday. I used your conditioner. Did you like it?

Yeah. Which one did you use the mask, the spray, or the regular conditioner? I don't know, just whichever one y'all gave me. Oh, the mask. Okay. Yeah. Does your hair feel different, the same? I don't notice that, I don't know, yeah.

It feels good. Good, good. Sorry. I'll take that. I feel, yeah, it felt good to use and yeah. Thanks, Dax. I'm glad you tried it.

For sure. Have you seen that movie? You know what? We've talked about this 10 years ago, early Tiger Belly days. It's a good movie? And I don't have it in me to watch it. Have you?

I know. Did you see the trailer? All you need to do is see the trailer. Is that Gary Ownman? Yeah, it's insane. Have you seen this time? I have not seen it. Tiptoes the trailer is.

It's one of those movies. It's like that Kevin Spacey movie about The Cats. Nine Lives? Nine Lives. Yeah. When you watch the trailer, you just can't believe that it exists. It almost seems fake. It seems A-I-E, you know?

Yeah. Nine Lives is another trailer that was insane. Yeah. But anyway, I remember, yeah. Is Jennifer Gardner in that too? Yeah. Oh, my God. She's in all the good ones.

We're talking about this movie, Cloud. Yeah, yeah. Straight to DVD. Oh, I. I like this one. It's good. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah.

I saw the best movie I think I've ever seen Friday night. A battle after none? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I saw it 70mm. I think it's one of the best movies I've ever seen. You saw that about weapons. Very good movie. Weapons, very good movie.

I like this one in a different way. This is a more complete movie. It's so original and it's so funny. Did you laugh? I mean, did you see it? It was a comedy. It was hilarious. And me and my date were the only ones laughing.

Oh. And then, yeah. No one laughed at the boner. I know. Right off the back. I know. And then Santino saw it. He said the same thing in this theater.

People were laughing. I was literally covering my mouth. Like, it's so good. Leo is funny. Leo, I mean, Sean Penn, fucking incredible. I mean, the movie is incredible. Would you say it's his PTA's best? Yes.

That's what I hear. Yeah. It's his best. It's different than, And you know what's great about him is every movie is completely, it's so different. I mean, there will be blood. It's so different from this movie. Phantom Thread is so different from...

Boogie Nights? Boogie Nights or Punch Drunk Love. I mean, he's such a complete director of that guy. He's a master at what he does, man. I mean, you watch, you just get jealous at the high level of art that's going on before your eyes. I think it's the first time I actually saw Leonardo. Leonardo DiCaprio do press for anything. And when I started seeing him do press, I was like, oh, he likes this movie.

It's proud to be a part of this. I bet you it's really good. Yeah. It's that good. It's so good. I just, I'm going to see it again. What did you think? I loved it.

Yeah. Anyone want to see it tonight? I saw it. It was really good. What are you saying? So cool. You acted as if you hadn't even know what we were talking about. When you said the movie, you went, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You should have chimed in. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, if I hadn't asked you, did you see it? You probably wouldn't have said anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Why? I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I know. Okay. Well, give us your take. It was great. Yeah.

And, yeah, Sean Penn was great. And that new actress was great. Yeah. And, yeah, that was good. Yeah. You guys covered it, good. I know, but we want to hear your take. Okay.

Yeah, give us something that we haven't said yet, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. The car chase was really cool. Well, that was, I've never seen anything. Yeah, right. I haven't seen anything like that. That was really cool.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The Hillsy. Yeah. Yeah, those were, that was great. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's it?

I mean, had you seen other Paul Thomas Anderson movies before? Yes. Um. Magnolia? That's Bobby's other favorite. Magnolia's one of my favorites. Mine is two. Mine is two.

Min is two. Min is two. Min is two. That is also my favorite. Okay. Very good. You know what? I shouldn't make fun of your speech in Panama.

Thank you. You're welcome. But Magnolia is great. So good. So good. Tell me about Magnolia. The last scene. No, you.

The way like all stories, all the arc stories is comes into one. That was clever. I like that movie. The very last scene of that movie. With a song. Makes me cry. Yeah.

I wish I could reveal it. It's so subtle. It's old. Pretty sure you can spoil it. Yeah. I saw Lickrish Pizza. Pretty good. That was really good.

Yeah, yeah, pretty good. Punch drunk love was actually one of my, is my favorite Adam Sandler movie ever. Yeah. Great. Anyway. Valentine? What do you think of, do you see the Springsteen trailer? Um, yes.

Are you going to watch that? Uh, not, I'm not specifically interested in seeing it, yeah. But maybe if someone's going, then I'll go. Well, you don't like musical biopics? Um, it didn't look that interesting to me. Interesting. What you saying that is very interesting to me because, you know what? I was watching it.

I, I wanted to be so good, but it didn't seem, you know what it is? I didn't see the time period. in the trailer. Do you understand what I'm saying? Who plays him? The guy in the bear. Jeremy White? Yeah, yeah.

Jeremy Allen White. Yeah, and here's my only thing. It doesn't seem like whatever the early 80s or whatever it might, you know what I mean. Maybe it's the filter they use. Like, it's too... The cinematography is clean. Yeah. It's too clean looking.

It doesn't look, you know... Yeah, it looks digital. Like, it looks digital, is what I'm saying, yeah. But you love them a complete unknown. That looked the time period. Yeah. Yeah, that, do you see it? Yeah, I told you.

You never saw weapons. I told you to see weapons. You didn't see weapons. Yeah, because it's a dark thing about kids, and I don't, I'm not ready for that. There's no one-year-old. You have a one-year-old. There's no one-year-old in the, in the, in, you know, running through the streets. My mind is not right.

We should do that. A prequel of that. Can you know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, g-g-g-g-g-g-g-k-g-g-ha. That'd be funny, right? Blue Chew Blue Chew Blue Chew

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Do you see weapons? No. Okay. You know what it is? Yeah, a horror movie with some kids running around like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why do it? You don't like horror? No. Okay. What are your favorite movies? Um, hmm. Dax Flame, everybody.

Dax Flame. speech entourage thank you for having me I feel very welcome you ever seen the movie The Conjuring No

he just said horror movies He said he doesn't fucking watch horror movies Yeah I don't watch the last one What The Conjuring the last one Oh You didn't see any conjuring man Well let me tell you about the conjuring

Okay Do you ever go to movie theaters You go to movie theaters And do you have people around you talk Full-on conversations. I hate that. And I choose who I go to the movies with now.

Because some people don't know how to shut up. Your friend was talking to you? No, the people behind me. Did you say anything? Yeah, I told him, hey, you're grown-ass man. Can you shut up? Because he was having a full-blown. He said, shut up?

I said, shut up. Can I be quiet? What do you say? He just mugged me. He mugged you? Yeah. Not like, hey, mugged me. Give me your wallet.

He was like, yeah, he got robbed right after. Hey, bro, give me a fuck. Yeah, all right. But he kept kicking my date's chair. I'm like, I can't know anything about this. You know what Bobby Clala did one time? They just chased the dude down after the movie. Well, no, we got, we got yelled at first.

We didn't draw first blood. That's true. You were the high man in the scenario. We were high man. Yeah, she was you. Well, no. no, no, we were the people in the back. Yeah, yeah.

The muggers. Yeah, I don't really get, like, when I was watching one battle after their necks, I was sitting there, and there were feet here. Oh, dude. Right? Some guy had just propped their feet up like that right in my face. And it was annoying at first, I was like, and I kind of turned around, like, but then I'm like, let it go.

You do a full one a little bit, so they see it? Oh, yeah, I had that lock eyes that it was Bobby Lee doing it, but they didn't know who I was, so it was like, they kept it there. I think he didn't even move it even further to my face, but I did do like this. And then at first I was mad, but I'm like, let it go. It's fine. There's something that pisses me off more.

I have a friend of mine who I used to go to the movies with, but not anymore. She would periodically check her phone maybe every 15 minutes. And the glare of the phone would take me out of even if I saw it in my periphery, just annoying as shit. That makes me mad too. Yeah. What person's foot was in? Like what color? What?

You're asking for race? Yeah, yeah, the guess the race. This is fun. A white guy. Would you guess the race? White guy. No, okay. What a same answer from everyone?

I feel like you tuned out and you didn't even know what we're asking. No, no, I know. What was it? Who put their foot up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very good. Yeah. What about you? I guess white.

It is white. Yeah. It's always the audacity of. The audacity of whitehood. white people have the audacity to do extra things I'll say some stare at okay loud talking

what do you mean who would be that what race would that be oh this is a fun game Mexicans this is a real fun yeah let's go Mexicans

I'm a different I know you're trying to do and you're not going to trick me dude Filipino would you say Jaime Mexicans Filipinos Filipinos

Filipinos No in my experience it's it's still white white white? yeah never wow

Oh, what do you think? White guy. Yeah. Especially when they're trying to be clever, because I used to go to the Arklight a lot, right? And it was always that some fucking cinephile behind us who was trying to do like the one-liner, trying to be funny and be clever behind.

That's the loud white guy behind. You know what I mean, right? Now let's go into specific what they say, okay? And guess who would have? Nah, nah, nah. White guy? White guy? What do you think?

Nah, nah, nah, no, pookie. Nah, nah, nah, pookie. Who is it? I'm you. Yeah, it's me. It's me. Yeah, what do you think? An old Mexican lady.

Old Mexican lady. White guy? It's an old Filipino. Okay, all right. This is fun. Yeah, how about somebody that, like, there's so much excitement in the movie. They stand up.

You know what I mean? Raising. the roof. They raise the food. I don't think I've seen anyone do this. Me either. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's, what's another thing people do in movies?

My movie during someone was filming the entire movie on their phone. Oh, so they could put it online. I didn't understand why they were doing that. Put online. For what? But for what? What do you call it? Pyriting.

Pirating. Yeah. Pipering. What? Pipe dream. Pipe dream. whatever you say yeah when it like on the phone when you record

it like the exposure goes up and down right on the phone or they're recording on their camcorder no it's an iPhone yeah so with iPhones the cameras the exposure just goes up and down whenever you move it you're right you know what I'm talking about yeah you feel me dog yeah I do feel you did dog dog why you say dog

trying a new thing you know bring some stuff back from the old times you know Dax did you have fun at Bobby's birthday party uh yeah that was fun did you get to bowl I think I threw one or two yeah a couple

How long did you stay for I felt you were the first You're the first one to leave Yeah I don't usually stay at parties too long Yeah you get Because we talked about it outside You said that you're not good at parties Yes yeah I don't

I'm not the best in party settings. And then you said to me, what did you see about me? That you seem really good in- But I'm not. But you seem like really outgoing. And like I said it like when I saw you at the comedy store. Yeah. Like you're like really a lot of energy and like outgoing seeming.

Yeah, because at the comedy store, I'm so comfortable there. It seems like home, right? But I don't know if I was like that during my birthday party. Yeah, you were. You did three speeches. Oh, I did you? Yeah. Good speeches, no?

Great speeches. Yeah. Did you film those speeches, Alex? They're filmed. We'll post them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I did catch him. There was like, I was like, man, everyone's like lively.

Everyone's party. I'm like, where the fuck is Bobby? So me and Cindy walk out to get something at our car. He's just behind a wall smoking by himself. Yeah, I had to take a break. I know why. Why? I know why.

I won't reveal, but I know why. You didn't bowl. Three deaths. Let's guess. Yeah, I don't really. I really know why. Oh, I know why. I don't know why you, you know why.

You don't know why I know why? You have to know why I know why. I really don't know why you don't know why. Dax, do you know why, guess? Yeah, what is it? He told me not to tell. Really good, Dax. Thank you.

Do you know why? Yeah. Oh, you think you know why too? He knows why. We all know why. It's so funny that you know why, but I don't know why. Can I say why? Do you know why?

Yeah, yeah. I think I know. exactly okay well then um let's move on for him because i don't know why and you're going to tell me after the podcast why i know why i know why yeah yeah but um do you know why i know why i think i know why okay go ahead i no no we're not we'll cut it out if it's if he's right yeah see what tell me if you know why can i say it that uh can you say it yeah we'll try and we'll cut it out if it's i don't know i think i know why okay to say it then Is it because of The man? Oh, my partner?

Oh, we had different answers. Yeah, no, that's not why. I love him. I don't think a lot of people know why. Yeah, I don't think I'm not. Actually, I might be the only person. Me and Gilbert might be the only people that know why. I don't think he knows why either.

He does know why. I don't think he does. I know why. Tell me why. I don't know why. You don't know why. He does know. He does know.

I do know. Yeah. Let's move on from the why. You could challenge the commenters to, like, guess, and then you could heart the one that's right. Okay, that's good. Let's do that. Yeah. You get three guesses, and if you're correct, they'll give you a price.

Jesus. What's the price? But my speeches were manic. They weren't real speeches. You know what I mean? They weren't, like, thought-felt speeches, I don't think. The last one was. The last one I felt, like, was.

Yeah. But the one that was talking about everyone in the room, I don't think it's pretty real. I love that one. Like, you said something really nice about me. That wasn't really... I know that maybe was, but like... Anyway, that party was... It was pretty good.

Yeah, yeah. Because you realize, oh, people do love me, I guess. You know? Did you feel the love in the room, or...? Yeah. Did you eat any of the food? I had a piece of pizza. Mm-hmm.

Yes. Andrea Jin. She told me that she said that you feel loved whenever you get roasted. Yeah. Do you have a roast? Did you ever roast for me?

You're old. Going on the birthday theme. Like it? But did that make you feel good? You're old. You're old? You're getting too old to You shouldn't be doing podcasting anymore at your age.

Okay, good. Keep going. I'm loving you more and more. He's feeling loved. I feel so loved. Hmm. Weird laugh. You have a weird laugh.

Oh, shit. I like it. And I don't like your shirt. Okay. I love it, dude. Yeah, I think my laugh is weird. Do you think my laugh's weird? It's like milky.

It's good to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a lot of people don't like it. The cackle. I was just saying the first thing that came to mind because I heard you laugh. It's okay. You don't like my lap.

There's a lot of things about you I don't like. Oh, okay, okay. No, I love everything about you. Oh, wow, thanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're a mysterious person. Okay. Yeah, I don't even know how you function.

That's how mysterious. Do you have a crash out over the weekend? Oh, no, not really. Yeah, because you're referring to my videos. No, that was, those are like visualization type videos where I visualize a challenge and then I visualize overcoming it. Oh, I see, I see. Yeah, so I was just staging that so that I can like overcome it, yeah.

Okay, cool. Yeah. I was worried. I thought you had like a full-on crash out. Oh, no. It looks so real. Yeah, no. Crash outs.

You crash out, honey a minute? No. What's going on with you just now? Dax was talking. I'll tell you what happened now. You know why? No, no. Can I just say what I would observe?

Dax was talking, right? I was listening to him. No, you weren't. Yes, I was talking to. So you were listening to Dax. I'm so sorry, Dax. Dax was listening. Right?

Then he looks at me. Then he does a little smirk. And then you put your eyes up like you were thinking of something. And the next thing of your mouth was, crash outs. It's because. do you ever feel like you hear things and you just like repeat them out loud yeah like it's not for you but like you still repeat it yeah and you forget that like people just heard what you

said yeah yeah i do that all the time that happened tragic happened to me like then are you embarrassed when it happens yeah because i was like outside this patio and houston and i put my headphones on and then the first video on ticot pumped up was this lady that she was like I'm so sad. I didn't get no dick this weekend. And that's the first thing that comes out of my mouth. You repeated it? Yeah.

And then some guy was smoking and he turned around. He's like, what the fuck? I was like, no, no, no, no, TikTok. I didn't mean to say I didn't get no dick. But you said that out loud. I didn't say out loud because it just... Because your headphones were still on? Yeah, and the video was playing.

A lady really said that. Like, I'm so sad I didn't get any dick this weekend. Kalala, could I ask you about ladies? Yeah. Do women do get sad if they don't get dick in the weekends? Yeah, why not? I'm not like devastated, but like, oh, bummer. Like, I was really like looking for dick.

Looking to have sex with somebody, yeah, sure. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Because I, a lot of weekends, probably a million weekends. I've went, I didn't get any plus this weekend. And you feel? I don't feel sad about it.

It's just the way my life is. I feel like that's the way for everybody. Are there people out there who just like, consistently score in that department man or woman who are just like they go out I think yes women yes because it's like we can yell out of a window

I know men yes consistently they can pick up the phone and someone will come over that's what ghost of girlfriend's pass is about really it is right it is yeah yeah yeah what explain and then the lesson is that that's not as

fulfilling as being in love do you think that's true I don't know really you don't know if that's true I've been in love but I haven't experienced being like a ladies who's that that's my fake wife

Lily Lily yeah yeah is she Asian she is what kind I'm not sure yeah yeah yeah what do they call that sure I never asked what's her last name Yin Chinese Chinese Chinese okay is that what they call the Oxford study Um, that is, I do see that on TikTok comments of, um, yeah, I think it's like a white guy with the Asian woman is what they, sometimes the comments say that.

Oxford, yeah. I want that to happen for you. She's so pretty. Yeah, she's very pretty and a really good actress. And, uh, and she has someone she's seeing, but she's just acting in these videos. Yeah. But do you get, that's fucking, what that sentence or audio? Explain this

Yeah, explain this She's pretending that you guys are pregnant So I said to people for two weeks I'm going to live my dream life And so I Then I like I like had a fake marriage And a fake bachelor party

And a fake pregnancy announcement Oh, that's why you're in Vegas Yeah that was why I went to Vegas That was just a TikTok trend we were doing Yeah yeah yeah Wow When were you in Vegas? Three weeks ago I think

Yeah I don't I can't see you in Vegas I may see it now, right? But I can't see. I mean, well. Yeah, I see it now. I feel like you go to bed at like 11. Yeah, I go to bed around midnight.

In Vegas. Oh, in Vegas? No. We got there at midnight and then filmed till 4 a.m. And then left the next morning because they were on a tight schedule. So we drove there, got there at midnight. I was fake throwing up. I didn't actually throw it.

Yeah, yeah. And then you got a hotel room? Yeah, yeah. But you all shared one. No, no. I felt like that would be. weird to offer the actors you have to stay with me so I these are actor friends yeah so I got a hotel room for myself then I got a hotel room for Daniel and then Jacob is from Vegas oh wow wow

and then but you only stayed there for four or five hours um yeah yeah we were only actively doing stuff for four hours then um no sleepy well I I only slept a couple hours because it's hard to get to sleep um and then drove back the next morning What a trip. You don't get twisted drunk, huh? No. Ever. Do you drink at all?

Like there, I had like half of a drink. What is it half a drink did you? Not very much. Yeah. But you've never been drunk? Yes, I have. Yeah. When's the last time?

Project X, right? Oh, I didn't drink at all during Project X because I was 18. But the only time I was blackout drunk was when I went to Russia. because then the people who flew me out there were just giving me a ton of free drinks and I was just accepting it to be polite and then I was just blackout drunk for maybe four or five minutes

because I remember we were walking on the sidewalk and then I couldn't remember anything until I realized I was like spilling my hot tea onto this girl beside me and then yeah and then what happened? And then I was like oh sorry I think I did the next day

or in the nighttime or something. Yeah, yeah. And then they just helped me get back to my hotel. Yeah. Wow. I would love to see that. But yeah, that's the only time I've been. Do you smoke weed?

No, no. You don't do anything? No. Well, I'll drink like a drink every once in a while. Is it because of the Lord? No, no. I'm not like religious reasons. Oh, wow.

And what about y'all? Bobby's an AA. Well, here's the thing. You know what? It's so funny. you got uncomfortable there because we were asked it was about you but guess what guy you're not a sidekick today you're the main guest thanks for having me yeah i feel really happy to be here so you don't ask the questions guy okay yeah yeah what's your morning like uh i usually

stay in bed for an hour or two looking at my phone or my laptop and i go on bed rotting yeah Yeah, and then, but I try, I, I spent a week where I tried to not do that, where I made myself jog every morning. So that was a couple weeks ago, but now I'm back to that. So I do that, and then I have a smoothie, and then I start my day. Do you call, let me ask you something. Do you call your mom? I should call more. Where did she live?

Texas. Okay. How often do you talk to her? Every couple weeks, and sometimes, like, once a month. Oh, you gotta up that, bud. Okay. Can I ask if your parents are still together or no, is that too? My dad had passed away, but they were, yeah.

Oh, they were what, separated? Together. Oh, they were together. Yeah. Okay, let's move on. Okay. I feel like you're uncomfortable. No.

Okay, yeah. Do you want me to roast you? Yeah, yeah, roast me a little bit. I hate your questions. Yeah. You don't like talking about your personal life ever. Some things. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And you live alone, right? Yes. I've lived in my apartment for 10 years. Wow. On the east side of town. Yeah, in Los Feliz.

Oh, that's a great neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah. Do you do things alone a lot? Yeah, I love to spend a lot of time alone. You're like a Ronan. Who's that? My neighbor.

Okay. Japanese neighbor. Yeah. You know what a Ronan is? It's a samurai that has no master. Isn't there a movie called Ronan? Yeah, but that's not... Ronans were existed before that.

Yeah, that's what you are. I like that. That's kind of cool. That's you. Yeah, there's a... Which movie is it? Yohimbo. It's a Currasale movie.

The opening scene is him just wandering on a dirt path by himself, scratching his back. That's how I view myself. You can't scratch your back. I know, but I just... You can't? No, his own is too short. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can go like up to the back. That's why I have back scratches. He has back scratches. Like, white people are you, like guys like you do, you're very lucky. Because you probably scratch. I can reach most of my back. What? I can reach most of my back.

I know, yeah. I can't reach. Can you scratch your back? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But I'm not the middle of the back. Yeah. Yeah, I can't. I don't know what it is. Is it because I'm not nimble? I think you, I just have short. arms. I have T-Rex arms. Yeah, yeah. But I always, I have all kinds

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slash legal slash podcast for full disclosures. Does your back get itchy a ton? Well, that's a personal question. Can you cut that out? Because I don't want that out there. Okay. No. But why do back itches?

You know what I think like that? Let's absorb that question. Why do back itches? Why do they itch? I don't know, dude You know, I went to the Wee Spa last night The We Spa Have you been Hyman?

I have not And you know If you look at my In my car now I have a bag For We Spa And I have one of those long Asian

What do you call it? The towels The scrubber Yeah Yeah scrubber Right So I have my own I just took a shot of

I ZemPE Okay but throw up no but you know wait thank you for asking but um

so I put my I set my stuff up at the sit down washing place and I really do my back because you know that question why does my back

itch I feel like it's dirty maybe do you wash your back a lot yeah but it doesn't itch like why does itch

you never had itchy back there's a baby itch but why do you think a babies know if their back it's yes they're human yeah but are you okay bobby but like does a baby tell you why does anything itch kind of thing like what itches come from yeah that why does the itch i mean you have to wash your body but like why does a baby tell you yes do you scratch your man's back yes that's a nice thing do you like that

i think when a woman or just anybody in general when they scratch your back it's yeah i think it's pretty nice thing you know they reach places where you can't reach You know what I mean? Yeah. Like this your fake wife? I mean, etch. No, no. No, she does scratch your back.

No. I wish I could have somebody. You know, the cold season's coming up, so. You got eczema in the cold weather? No. I just want somebody to scratch my back, you know? Why did y'all both say you all have dirty backs? I didn't have dirty backs.

You said you have a dirty back? That's why itches? You did say you have a dirty back? back. I didn't know what to say. I'm in a fork in the road. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I don't know if I, I don't know if I can do this right now. I, you know, for the last 20 minutes, you know, individually, you two, let's be honest, I can do individually. I've never had together. We could take turns talking. No, no, no, no. I don't. I take. I think that's the problem.

I think that's a problem. I'll be quiet. No, no, no. It'll be quiet for 10 minutes. I would go first, then you. Yeah, and it's like the combination, right? I just don't know what to say or do or what direction to take it because I want to tap into your world, right?

But it's like I get sucked back out into reality, you know? And I'm having a real existential crisis right here. It seems like you're doing a great job. No, I feel like, Kalala, you should take over a little bit. Let me be an observer. and maybe I'll pop back in. Okay. I'm here.

The co-host, are you not? Yeah, I am. Okay, thank you. What's on your mind, guys? That's actually a good question. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Okay, you know what?

I'm just going to fire away with questions that that's okay. Let's do a rapid fire question answer thing or something, you know what I mean? Okay. When was the last time either of you cried and why? Oh, that's a nice question. For me, it's like if I watch like a touching TikTok video. What was the last one? I don't remember.

Jaime? Saturday night, I think. Why? Saturday night? Why'd you cry? Dax, can you not look at me? Dax, do not look at me during this. You're making noise.

Because what you said right now, I don't remember. I think that's the problem. You do remember. No, I don't. Oh, just make it up. TikTok video. He said TikTok. A cute dog.

Okay, yeah. Hi, ma'am, go ahead. cried over a cute dog, guys. Sleepy. alone in the bed oh you're damn for like the 100 time of the year and you prefer to sleep with someone sorry sorry oh nice to have someone's crashed my back what's your love language uh i don't think i have a specific one um okay um do you like physical touch do you like um being held and hug oh oh um yeah i like all of them okay hi me uh i think that one too

Let's go love life. Okay, name me one of a love language. Buying flowers? No, no, no. It's how you feel love. It's not how you show love. Yeah, yeah. How do you receive love?

Like, what do I have to do for you to feel like Kalila loves me? For a girl, love you. Maybe hug. Physical touch. Okay. Like physical touch, that's it? What about? Physical touch.

What kind of touch? Well, like, a hug is physical, but. physical like to in it's that's physical touch yeah yeah what about if someone gives you gifts do you feel loved or is that like whatever who cares it's whatever for gifts but like what about if it's hyma you're the the cutest kindest sexiest man i've ever met does that do you feel loved and someone says that i think so okay what about you dax yeah yeah okay um next question i think just spending time of them and getting to know them

on an intimate level quality time quality time yeah who's your number one crush right now let's let's do you know let's do an exercise okay okay we're both gonna do it right

so let's quality time so let's let's do you know I'm your girl what do we talk about hey me how was your day it was good I played pickleball

you did yeah just pick up pickleball like with just random people. You just go and just play with random people you don't know?

Yeah, just how you make friends. Okay, I didn't know. Wow, where do you go? Sandy pickle. You go to Sandy pickle. Yeah. Wow. Sandy pickle.

What else did you do? I went to a coffee shop for an hour and just drink coffee and wrote some stuff down. I mean, I called you all day to day. I mean, you didn't really pick up.

I was busy. Go to the coffee shop just by yourself? Yeah. Okay. My bad. And then coming home, getting groceries. You get groceries at home?

Get any groceries? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you went to the home to get the groceries? I went to the grocery store to get food for the house. What did you get us? I'm going to make some steak bite dinner tonight. Steak bite dinner? Steak bites.

Oh, I didn't know. Like pre-cut? Well, you cut them. Well, I'm a vegetarian. Would you get? Asparagus. Okay. I'm just going to get asparagus for dinner.

And mashed potatoes. Okay. Well, see something, I mean, because we're so many quality of time. Listen, don't look, please don't look, what are you looking at? Just look at me and just, can I just ask you something, Jaime? Listen, can I, you listen to, you're going to come over for dinner. I'm over at your house now. What is going on with you?

And can I ask you to tell you something, Jaime? One. I've asked you so many questions. You haven't asked me one question. Oh, that's huge. Yeah, it's huge. It's all about you. Uh-huh.

About your gay. I'm going to get to you. Okay, well, go ahead. Ask her. Okay. Yeah, so we're going to take a shower and watch a movie. Oh, that's not about her? Dude, what are you?

That's about you. A question. We're going to take a shower. Ask her about herself. Yeah, yeah. What about you, babe? What about me, what? What about me what?

How was your day? I mean, I played dodge ball. Pick up dodgeball. With random guys? Yeah, with random guys. Sandy Dodgeball. Yeah, I mean, you went to Sandy. I mean, what would he go?

Sandy Pickle. You went to Sandy Pickle. Sandy pickle. Yeah, and so I, and then I went to a tea store by myself for like an hour. Yeah, yeah. You need work today? What? You didn't work today?

No, I mean, I kept calling you and you were like busy. I was busy too. Who? Doing my thing. Excuse me? I mean, with what? With what? I just said.

Dodgeball and tea time. Yeah, but like, I saw your phone calls, well, I was too busy. Yeah, I was busy too. I was writing. Yeah, yeah, I was writing too. I'm trying to make it out of the time. the place, the hood. I was writing my manifesto.

So I can take you out. You know? Yeah. Take you out with me. And then I went grocery shopping myself. What did you get for us? Are we living together? What is going on with you, I mean?

We've been living together for five years. Wait. So if I went to the hospital. I mean, I think you're losing your mind. I went to the grocery store. You went to the grocery store. Then we got both of everything. We got two of everything.

Yeah, but that's it. Because, you know, when I called you, I was going, are you going, are you going to get steakbikes? I'm about to get steak bites. And that's when you don't pick up, we get, we have two. I got New York strip, but I'm going to cut them up. Me too, right here. Okay, this is New York strip.

Cut to the couples therapy with your therapist, Dr. Dax. So is that how y'all's conversations usually go? No. Doctor, I don't like when you call y'all. Okay, I can change that. Are you pretty spears all of a sudden? Like, y'all? I don't like, I mean,

that's how you guys' conversation is usually? Yeah, what do you think? It seems boring. Y'all need to figure out some fun things to talk about. Yeah, well, can you give some examples? What kind of things do you all? I like movies.

Maybe movies. Okay. Do you all have any problems with each other you all need help with or something or? I kind of like her sister. Oh. Wow.

I mean, what? What do you think about that? That's my other, um, co. There is no co. There is no co. Yeah, yeah. You commit, no, you commit to the fucking bit. Okay.

There is no. If you, uh, he's my therapist in training. He's under me. So, yeah. Oh, I see. You're going to help him out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I admire that you were honest and said that.

And how do you feel about him? him saying that right you're the yeah i'm absolutely mortified i'm the man yeah yeah i'm mortified yeah i'm mortified wow that he likes my sister wow it's my paralegic sister it's been five great years with you but right she's blind heme too and what else deaf i'm trying to add a new element to it yeah do you guys want to say and she was a a fire. And?

Yeah. And you keep thinking of her to call her a footless bacon. Footless? Yeah. She's not my feet? Well, she's paraplegic. Yeah.

And you keep calling a footless bacon, footless bacon. Listen, this has been great five years, but I think it's time to roll on to the next relationship. That was rude

how you phrase that. But if you want to end things, that's okay, but you should phrase it differently. Thank you. Can we go to your, your, um,

Yeah, the expert. Will you please intervene? What is going on here? I think he's doing a great job, and I'm just here to observe. He's in training right now, and I think he's doing an excellent job. But actually, I want you to take over. All right. Hi, ma, I agree with Dax.

I think you're taking this very lightly, and you're being rude, and you're laughing at, you know, your partner's face. Yeah. And, yeah, I'm a little bit concerned that her sister is in a state where she cannot support herself and you... And I want to support her. Damn, damn. I guess it's over then.

It's over. Give me the key. Okay. All right. Bye. No more ghost of girlfriend's pass. Am I right? What are you doing a pound to the therapist for?

This is insane. What is going on here? What kind of... Just because we both seen the movie, but not personally, because I prefer him over you or anything. I'm just here observing. This is your practice, Lee. Wow.

This is my practice. I think our work here is done. I'm sorry that you guys couldn't reconcile or, you know, work through your distances. I'm already gone. I'll really laugh. And yeah. Right job, Dax. What?

Duce is. Fuck off. Oh, God. Hey. Hey, what, you think you're a good job on that? Uh-huh. Yeah. Me too.

I think I can get a girlfriend, but. Is that your crisis? now is that like you're really lonely because you said you cried in bed on saturday that was just the one night that was just the one night it's just like damn i don't have it's because uh we went out for dinner for ralph's dinner birthday dinner and he had a girlfriend and then you know everybody had a couple and uh it's just me i don't have my phone on me it's just me but a selfie with a steak it's pretty cool where was where where was the steak it was in the table okay

I was thinking in bed No, no, no, no. It's just him and the steak. Relax, Bobby, relax. It's on a dinner. I thought you were in bed. No. Well, like, we went out and I went home by myself.

Cool, cool. The selfie with the tea and stuff, the steak. Okay, I got through that one. Are you crying? Were you crying? I'm not crying. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

I wonder what one's the lesson I cried can we ask him what's the lesson from you cried oh the other day when um Remy was upstairs we both cried yeah we all cried it's so the Jules and I said asked um I told Jules because we had had a discussion because the vet said that maybe we should think about because he's so old blind and deaf and he's a sweet what the fuck did Why are you? I didn't laugh Did you make the noise? No, that was what? Who made the noise?

I mean. What? It wasn't me. Maybe because of the parallel to the fake sister you were into. This is serious. Was that a cat? No, a dog. Oh, okay.

What the fuck? Why did you make that noise? I didn't make a noise. Okay, this is my own? Okay, let me finish. Hymen made a little bit about it. I sneezed. He goes, okay.

Okay, anyway. I didn't do that? I heard it. I heard it. Wait, who's dog? Yeah. Okay. And so, um, I, and I was revealing this to Jules for the first time. I said, maybe we have one last Christmas with Remy.

And she goes, what do you mean? I go, oh, we had a discussion, maybe, you know, I mean, we'll have one more Christmas. And she goes, you're lying. And then we called you and then we talked about it through a speakerphone. And then she realized that I wasn't lying. And then she burst into tears. and I burst into tears and we all burst into tears

and we all burst into tears. We had a good cry. We had a good cry over it. I've said this many times before I've never had a pet death and it's going to be heavy even with... Because Remy came later in our life.

Remy had already lived alive and during the fires he was at the... Not the kennel, what do you call it? He was at the shelter. Shelter. And they were euthanizing a lot of dogs

because they were getting influx of animals right? They needed help fostering because they were getting an influx of animals yeah yeah

but when that happens then what do they do I mean they have no choice they don't euthanize okay my bad they just we just opted to foster him we brought in little Remy in

and we tried to give him away a couple of times not give him away we found him a home he would escape the home to find it trying to find us yeah do you remember that

he would leave the house we would leave it trying to find us and then um we decided because remi he just became our dog yeah yeah he loved us he was trying to find us because he would never try to escape us never never yeah he loved us julio was the same thing we tried to give him we we fostered for may day and then they and then they would give him back and we're like yeah we're the only ones for julio yeah

but anyway you have animals no Have you ever had a pet? Uh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like them. I do, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Why not?

Because there's so many, let me say something to you, Mr. Flame. What's your last name? Petrello. Yeah, Petrella. Petroleum. Flame, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I never thought of that. What?

What? You never thought about that? Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You're Italian. I don't think so. Okay. Next question.

Yeah. So Mr. Flame, I want to say that it really adds elements of joy to your life. Why don't you ever want an animal? Like, if we got you a kitten, would you be able to do it? That would be cool. Okay. But what if I had to leave town? Yeah.

I know this about you, though. you have a lot of friends. Thank you. And you have a lot of friends that like really, because I remember I was ripping on you a little bit once online. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That could be, I could roast.

Yeah, yeah. And then your friend, Mitzie defended you. True, true. She was like, no, he, no, it wasn't online. It was public. Yeah, you said that I smelled bad. And she was like, no, he doesn't smell bad. I was kidding.

Yeah. Yeah. And so, and then she vehemently, is that's right there? vehemently they defended you yeah I mean she was almost like she had her knives out yeah and I go oh that's a friend and I've seen other friends like that like really defend you oh wow so you were talking crap more other yeah yeah deeply in your life I was testing the water wow okay and that's you know and I real so you have friends that would come over and take care of your cat true yeah maybe I would get one soon I don't think you will you can't you can gift anyone

animals that's cruel that's cruel it's cruel to gift people because that is a huge responsibility that's right i'm not gonna do that okay thank god yeah yeah yeah but we can try to convince him to get something you know how about you any animals i don't know yeah yeah it's interesting to me

interesting yeah yeah so many animals need homes okay yeah and they um we can adopt them that's what we're saying but you can't gift me i'm not gonna gift you anything It's like a baby. You're not ready. You're not ready. He's not ready. Are you ready for a baby?

No. Yeah. How old are you, dad? Can we say that? 33. Oh, you're young. You're a young kid. Yeah, yeah.

And you're in your 20s. I'm still in my 20s. But Hima wants babies. No, I don't know. Really? I thought you said he wanted to be married with kids. I mean, look at it right now. No, don't do it.

Not right now. Not right now. You can do it at 40. 40? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, 40 is a good age. That's a good age to do it as a man. All right?

Or woman Or woman What are you doing No it's true I know it's true No I think that that's like My whole like mission now Is telling girls like hey it's actually okay to wait

Yeah To wait Because you did Yeah Yeah Just wait You ever go I went to the clinic this past week

What kind Just like a minute Not a minute clinic But like just a clinic To check what Just to check up It took a physical Yeah

And what did they say They took forever you know, whenever you go to like a privately owned there's only one doctor in his practice, like he has all these patients and he, you know, you know, you ever go to the clinic

and they only have one doctor in that clinic because it's his practice? I don't go often. When does it let you do a doctor attack? What's very of a concern for you? Quite a long time. Seven years. Yeah, why?

You don't get a yearly physical? Get your blood work. No. They told me I have murmur? So I should get that checked. They said I should get that checked. You have a heart murmur? Yeah.

You got to get that checked, dude. Yeah. I'll do that. Yeah. There are medications for that, are there? You don't need to do anything. It's like a small murmur. But if it progresses, then you do.

Okay, I'll go get that checked. You got to get that checked, dude. Once you said you had blood work done? I don't remember. You don't smoke and you don't do anything anyway. Anything hurt? No, but I have the tinnitus and I have no sense of smell. Oh, interesting.

When did that start? Get that checked out. COVID got rid of my smell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tinnitus just started randomly. Yeah, I have Tinnitus on my left ear too. But I've had it on and off for most of my life, but I have a friend who's a photographer who doesn't have a sense of smell either. Because of COVID?

Because of COVID, yeah. But it really fucks with her head. Does it mess with you a little bit? No, but then I don't know how I smell. So that's why that joke was really hurtful. Oh, my God, Bob. But it wasn't actually that hurtful. I was just trying to.

Yeah, that was really fun. That's really fun. You're a steak guy. Tonitis. Someone helped me come up with a joke about that. My ears are always, tonight is where your ears are always ringing. I wish I could turn it on.

He heard the tinnitus on the wall. Like a little fan came off. What is that? Maybe the light. Probably a light. Yeah. So tinnitus is where your ears are always, ringing. I wish I could turn them on

vibrate mode or do not disturb mode. Are you a bright guy? I'm not that great. I think you're a bright guy. I think you're like a savant. Oh, because you love that joke. Well, that's Trevor Wallace. He helped me come up with that. Let me ask you some questions. I want to see if you know certain things. I don't have a high IQ. I think you do.

I think it's higher than you most. I don't think so. I remember they made us take a test and it wasn't good. Okay. Name me it. a city in Nebraska? Omaha. Very good. Lincoln. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Do you have, that's two? Yeah. That's incredible. I couldn't do that. Thanks. Right. Name me a city in Louisiana.

New Orleans. Lafayette. Great. Wow. Not good? Name me a city. What? Wow.

It's the two main cities. Yeah, yeah, okay. Wait, let's, can we pull up a simple IQ test for Hyman? Yeah, yeah, I think that's good. Name me a city in Vietnam. There we go. I know some. Something with a CH.

What's the main? Saigon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. Ho Chimen? That's a trail. That's a trail. But Ho Chi Minh City.

Ho Chi Minh City is a Ho Chi-Man City, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. Now, Jaime Stern. Wyoming. Wait, no, you're not asking. Say anything, you win. Take your job, Jaime. I think I might have tenitis

because I can't hear my right ear no more. I can hear it, but I can hear it a little bit. So is it rain or just deaf? I think it's going. Dole, I think. Because I'm driving, and then my passenger, you know, he might be talking and I'm like... You have to turn?

Jaime, name me three cities in Florida. The whole state. No, let me three cities. Be real. Different. Maybe three cities in Florida. Cities, Miami. Yes.

Tallahassee. Yeah. Orlando? Very good. Very good. It's more than just cities. Come on. Let's ask.

These quiz are so long. I'm trying to find a short one. South Beach. I think the reason why, because I don't know. I'm looking at your face. I was like, I think he's stuck. I don't know. Okay, here, let's do.

Let's ask you some stuff. Yeah. Okay, let's name me. Oh, here we go. We got it. 10 borderline hard-ish IQ stock questions. Oh, these borderline. I'm not going to answer.

Do I have to participate? Yes, yes, yes. I don't want to participate. I'm going to ask the question and you guys, it's all three of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. I need you to participate. Bobby to participate.

Here we go. No, I'm the question. Which is that? Nope, no, no, no, no. I'm the question. I need you. You ever feel like you have a little extra. No.

It's not the question. Which is next? Triangle, square, or Pentagon? Hexagon. Come on. What do you think, Dad? Bobby? I think I was going to say that, too.

I was going to say that, too. Hexagon? Hexagon. Nice. Correct. Okay, next one? Let's all take turns going first. Which word pair has the same correlation as heart chest?

Heart equals chest. If heart equals chest, then which of the following is correct? Let's say I'm out loud for the... Cow equals calf, dogs equals paw, computer equals cord, or picture equals frames. Picture equals frame. Dog and wrong. And what do you think, Jaime? Dog and paw?

Okay, so we're going to go through. Hold on, what did you say, Dax? That one. Save his Bobby on that one. Okay. Sorry, Jaime, you got one wrong. Because why do you think it's the, picture, okay, heart. And in the chest.

But the heart isn't. Dog and the paw. No. The heart? Repeat it. the heart live inside of the chest where does the picture in the frame yes it's inside it boom okay if red t-shirts are if red t-shirts are hand-washed and most hand-washed clothes are used cold water can we conclude that all red t-shirts are washed in cold water yes no

too little information. Too little information. Okay, too little information for Jaime. Dax, if red shirts are hand washed in most hand washed clothes use cold water, can we conclude that all red t-shirts are washed in cold water? There's a definitive answer.

Yes. Okay, I say no. I'm going to go with no. Yes. It was yes. Okay, can we go to like the fifth grader one? No, that's the fifth grader. No, fifth winner.

I think that's, yeah. Because these are like, you know what I mean? I don't, you know. Let's do one more. Let's do one more. An artist. Wait, the finish the sequence. Finish the sequence.

You'll go up. Okay. Finish the sequence. 7, 14, 8, 15, 9, 16, 10, blank. There's no way. 17. 17? Wait, 714.

21, 21. Dax? I think it's 17. I think Hyme. is right. Yeah, it's 17. 17. How?

8, 50, plus 70, 14. I just get into a random number. Oh, shit. I think I'm the dumb one. Oh, shit. This is greater, you go. I'm the nothing. All right, here we go.

Have we done this already? I don't know. Qualik, you read it. Okay. Which is the fastest bird on foot? Is it an ostrich and eagle, a wood, A bullpecker, a sparrow, or a dragon. Ostridge.

What? Ostrich. I'll just say that because y'all are, yeah. Correct. There's going to be a different way to do it because we're going to repeat each other's thing. So we have to alternate, like, someone goes first each time. No, I think that's given one question apiece. Oh, that's not fair.

What if I get the difficult one? You're so nervous. I'm so nervous. Who was the first person to step foot on the moon? Is it Neil Armstrong? is it John Glenn, Alan Shepard, Edwin, Buzz Aldrin, or Sally Ride. Hi, May, you're first. Neil. Neil?

Neil Armstrong. All right, let's check. No, no. Okay. All right. Dax, your question's next. Here we go. Dax, how many minutes are there in three hours and 45 minutes?

I think God I didn't get that one. I saw you. I'm not good with numbers. I get, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 225. Damn. Please, God, please, please, God, please, please, please God. That was pretty fast, too.

Okay, who was the first, Bobby? Who was the first president of the United States? George Washington, Joe, George, George, Jason, Joe, George, Jason. Okay, you guys got one. Woo! Oh, okay, Jaime, your question is, name the hardest natural mineral. Is it iron, quartz, diamond, cobalt, or silver? Hardest natural mineral.

Can you use that in the sentence? The hardest. What? Natural middle is blank. Quartz is really hard. But diamond is harder. Is that the same? Is that your final answer?

Is diamond? Diamond? Oh, yeah, I think so. Okay. Correct. Wow. Okay, Dax, which is the largest and strongest bone in the human body? Is it the femur, ulna, enominate bone, radius, or tibia?

A femur? Femar. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my fuck. Hey, Bob. Bobby. Yeah.

Come on. You got this. Bobby, which planet is closest to the sun? Is it Venus, Mercury, Jupiter, Earth, or Saturn? Closest to the sun. Son. Take your time, brother. All right, I'll take my time.

All right. Take your time. And reason it out. Like, really think about this. You've seen interstellar. You've seen interstellar. Tell us why your answer is your answer. I don't know which one.

You do? I think so, but I actually am not. Yeah, I think it's Venus. Okay. Final answer? Yeah. Okay. Wrong.

It's Mercury. It's Mercury. Let me back up for a second. Did everyone know that? Yes. Bobby, yes. Mercury. Mercury. Mercury.

Mercury. Mercury. Hot, hot, hot, close to the sun. Yeah, I got to end this podcast. This is devastating for me. Okay, Jaime, what? I'm losing against these guys. I'm going to kill myself.

What state? I'm having a fucking mellow book. I'm losing my mind, dude. I'm about to cry, dude. Hyman, what state is the Grand Canyon? California, North Dakota, South Dakota, Arizona, New Mexico. That is incorrect, Hyman. Oh, we're on the same level now.

That's, how much is the sum of the three angles of a triangle? 180? Correct. You are a genius. Bobby, what is the area of the square with a side of five seven meters? Come on, Bobby, area. What's your formula? This is for fifth graders?

Yes. You got to be fucking kidding me, dude. you know what area is what is the area of the square what's the formula for area bobby just the blue area is it what times what

what is that square is it 50 you got it's take a logical 20 square CM would you say 25 no 20 you said 25 I said 25 I said 20 I think you said 25

I think you said 25 you are incorrect once again you are wrong Bobby Jaime what is what is the large a South American country by area.

Is it Argentina, Chile, Peru, Brazil, Mexico? South American country by the area. Brazil? Yes. Correct. Why do you get the easy one? All right, Dax. Dax, which is the smallest planet in the solar system, is in Mercury, Jupiter, Uranus, Earth, or Neptune?

Mercury. Mercury. Correct. All right, Harry, redemption. Bobby. You love this. Slavery. Come on, you know this.

Name the war that occurred between the war. the union and the confederacy. Oh, I know. This one. Read them off. Okay. Is it the American Revolutionary War? The American Civil War.

All right. Correct. I can do history. Numbers or planets? Fuck it. This is a good one. Hi man. Who could do this past?

Which is a prime number? Is it 830, 99, 17, or 63? A prime number? Prime. George is already like, mm-hmm. Dax. is a shape with how many sides? Nine.

Seven. Oh. I know seven. I'm still losing. You got this. Yeah, okay. Here we go. Bobby, in which year was American President

John F. Kennedy assassinated? 1960, whatever that is. Three. Yeah, yeah. Damn. That's Texas, baby. Okay, here. Hi, man.

Important one. Which is the capital of Belgium? Ottawa, Paris, Buenos Aires, Brussels, or Berlin? Wait, what? What's the capital of Belgium? Belgium is in... Berlin? Paris?

Yeah. It's Brussels. Brussels. Dax. Emma has two yardsticks. She also has a 12-inch ruler. She laid them end-to-end in a line. How many feet long is the line?

Seven feet. No. Oh, okay Another planet Redemption This is the last one This is the last Mars

It's redemption Okay, hold on What is the large Let's take your time Saturn Take your time Saturn, Saturn Okay, what is the largest

planet in our solar system It's in the Saturn Bobby we said take your time I said Mars originally Take your five Jupiter Let's see if it's right

Because it is! Jesus Christ. This is the most stressful podcast. This is the most stressful podcast. I don't ever want to know those quizzes. Okay. Put your headphones for the song. Yeah.

Because we heard you can sing. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we heard. Okay. You know what I mean? Thanks for watching Tiger Belly. Thanks for having me on.

Tiger Belly is really funny. You're not, you're, I don't know if that's considered singing. You know what I mean? Can I ask one last question? No. Okay. Yeah, you can. Did you get your nails done recently?

I always get them done. Cool. Yeah, yeah. I was just noticing that. Thank you, Dex, for being here. We love you. Thanks for being here, Dex. We truly appreciate it.

You don't know how to sing? None of you can sing. Oh, sorry, I don't have my headphones in. Sing. No wizard that there was or ever is can take that away from me. I hope you're happy. Wicked. Ah!

Sorry. See the next. Tiger Belly is the number one podcast of all time. And it's so fun. to be here. I don't have my. Yeah, put it in him. I don't have my.

You put them in. All right. Gilbert and I are doing a duet. Okay, go ahead. Go right, Gilby and I. Thank you, Dax. Thank you, Hyman.

We hope you come back. With more IQ. time. Bobby, you're dumber than we thought but Mercury is the size of your penis.

So tiny. You want one go? Yeah. Dyes for flame, light in the rain lost a little you found his name. No fame, but they still came Hard on fire, we all call them Dax Flame

That's my name. Yeah, that was singing there. That's great, dude. Would it promote anything, Daxie? I'm going to be on bad friends tomorrow, I think. How about Instagram, TikTok? What are you got? You can follow me on like Dax Flame most places.

Okay. YouTube, what's happening on your YouTube? Same stuff. How many follows you have? One point what three. Holy moly. Rise, rise, rise. Who's rising?

Raise your hand. You're rising. Thank you. What a beautiful moment. What a beautiful time. Thank you, man. Oh, I'll promote. I think I'm going to go on your podcast later.

Yeah. Check that out. Fat fish? Yes, you're two podcasts today. Yeah. Thanks, dude. Anyway, give them a round applause. What, I learned so little.

I learned so little. I do and do