TigerBelly - Ep 215: We Survived H3

Episode Date: October 9, 2019

Bobby pulls out the tambourine. Khalyla is the biggest concert promoter. George is suffice. We talk nutsack noses, Alphabet bullets, Asian Joker baby, the fireworks of fungi, and the Great Gatsby crash of 2019. Bobby & Khaly H3: https://apple.co/2Mof4pe Bobby on TFATK 500: https://apple.co/2B1DVdoSupport us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Hey, y'all Bob Bob Lee here. I have some road dates. I want to talk to you guys about I want to be at the Oxnard Levity live October 11th this weekend this weekend. Oh 12 13th as well, please come October 18th. I'm at the San Antonio, Texas laugh out loud November 1st. I'm at the Arlington, Virginia draft house All those weekends the whole weekend. Yeah, yeah

My birthday weekend. You're in Arlington. Okay But just okay, we'll let that go November 4th 14th. We have 15th and 16th. I'm gonna be at the Cleveland, Ohio Hilarity is one of my favorite clubs of all time the 22nd of November Brea improv Joe Coy's Club I'm performing at Joe Coy's Club December 12th 13th and 14th San Francisco punchline. Oh It's like your club. That's my club. It's your club and on the 21st December, Calusa Calusa

You see no. Yeah, it's great. Come check it out. I go to Cleveland with you Yeah, please. I was gonna say can I come to San Francisco? I'm gonna go to that one Get some food. Anyways guys make sure you check out all those tickets at Bobby Lee live calm. Enjoy the intro song Oh I am not, la la la la la la la la la la. We have the double leg. La la la la. I am back to vegetarians.

Ready? One, two, three, four. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. La la la la la la la. La la la la la la la la la la. Oh, Ami, so much to talk about. Number one, so much. Number one to talk about is the Joker.

Did you like it, George? Nope. He didn't like it. I don't know if... For real? I know you didn't like it. Why? I know that's not a popular pick.

Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? He's a Columbia director. He doesn't like it. Is that what he said earlier? What did you say? It's not the hangover. Oh, that's what you said that. That's pretty funny, though.

It's not the hangover. Yeah, it's not because of number one, Joker's not a fucking comedy. You fuck not. You know what you done? Oh, shit. Yeah, two different genres, right? Oh.

Okay, let's, I don't wanna, let's not be... Positive vibes? Let's be positive vibes. You know what, your opinions are so valid, dude. You know, when you talk, everyone should listen, right? So speak your mind. Tell us about the Joker. Everyone listen.

It's Taxi Driver, but without the fun. Yeah. But you knew that going into it, right? No, no, I didn't know. Oh, you didn't know? It was a Joker movie. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't watch any trailers.

I didn't watch anything because I wanted to go in clean because I heard it was the movie of the year. All I knew was movie of the year. Yeah. And then I was like, where's the fun part? What do you mean the fun part? Where's the enjoyment of watching cinema? I was transfixed.

I couldn't get my eyes off of him. Great word. Just... What? You're just staring, you're not... His opinions are valid. You know, I think that when Travis Bickel, that character, Taxi Driver,

if you read some of the articles back in the day, the same thing, you know, what's the point? It's pointless, he's, you know, a nihilist, you know, whatever the critique was. But at the end of the day, through time, people look back on that movie and they go, it's just one of the best movies but an anti-hero ever made, right?

So... And even though he was really extreme, there were parts of myself that I found in him. Yeah. That I think there are parts of all of us that you see and parts of feeling desperate, parts of feeling like you're no one's on your side and going into that deep spiral.

Not quite like him, but, you know, feeling, feeling that doom. Yeah. And feeling like, fuck it, don't paint my face and fuck shit up, you know? Why does Bobby have a Joker smile? Oh, he's been dancing like the Joker all weekend. Oh, okay, that's not creepy at all.

In fact, I think that might be his new alter ego. What would be your thoughts if you just went to the new house, you opened the master bedroom and Bobby's face is covered in paint and he's just dancing? I'd probably be into it in like a sick way. I'd probably have a baby with him.

In that moment? Really? If he was dressed like the Joker. Let me tell you, I would let him splooge all up in my asshole. That's... If he was dressed like the Joker, I would let him not so deep in my asshole.

And he lost so much weight, he was just all bones. I'd be all bones like him. And I also would take it to the next level. My nutsack would be painted like little noses. The little... It'd make the noise too. Two red noses. So my nuts...

Right, when you touch it. Right, it's gonna do the whole thing. The dick, comma, and bullets. Oh, bullets. With my name on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bullets have your name on it. No, the bullets have letters in your name

and I shoot them out alphabetically. You have the control? Yes. The first is gonna be like, ah-clack. No, no, no, no, the K, right? K. It's gonna be ah-clile. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

The movie was good. You know what? Here's also the thing is that he went out of his way to make a movie. He wanted to do a movie to pay homage, is that the right word? To Scorsese's earliest films like Mean Streets, you know, King of Comedy, whatever.

And he took, even the font and the Warner Brothers logo in the beginning was, you know, that stylistically nostalgic. You know what I mean? So he made it that way. He wanted to see what it would be like to see a Joker origin movie in a Scorsese environment. Could you at least appreciate

how great of an actor he is? Oh Lord, he has a big- Why did you have to think about it? Uh-oh. I was sold in the trailer and I haven't seen it. I appreciate that he is a great actor in the movie, but it didn't move me as the problem. I didn't appreciate it while watching the movie.

Are you movable? What moves you? Oh God, this guy. Bollywood. Besides Bollywood. Besides Brighton, Prejudice. You say Bryson, Prejudice. Anything Kurosawa?

Kurosawa moves me. Those are great. He's trying to get good with Bollywood. There we go. Sneaky tax. I want to side with George just a little bit. There is a little acting exercise 101 to some of the things he was doing.

What do you mean by that? Because a lot, if you go to acting, some acting classes, you do a thing where it's like, all right, just feel your gut, right? But whatever noise comes to mind and do the body, right, so you're on stage going- Instictual. Hey!

Hey! And you see, you have a bunch of acting kids, right? And they're all making, you know what I mean? So there is that aspect of, if you film somebody long enough. Okay, well here's my- Let me just stop, let me stop.

Let me just stop. Is what you did right now? Yeah. Let me just- Is that the same thing as- Yes. Okay, here. How about Oscar Performer?

How about we recreate a scene? If it's acting 101, I want George to recreate a scene. I want you to recreate a scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? We will, we'll film it. But give us rehearsal time. Give us a set.

Give us a month. Yeah, give us a month. Lighting, we need the whole thing. But yeah, but other than that, it was great, right? What are some of your other things? That's it? Yeah, it was just too slow. There was no enjoyment in it.

Like I didn't find like the, any like- Yeah. I prefer films with a little bit of a joie de vivre, you know? A little bit of like- So it was a drag. Funness. It wasn't a drag.

I honestly thought it was one of the most beautiful things I'd ever seen. It's just that you have to go in it, expecting no joy, no reprieve, no feeling of victory. Yeah. It's a very dark spiraling down of a man. That if you expect, if you know that going in, which I did, I got what I wanted out of it.

It's like in the third Nolan Batman movie where they take over Gotham, you know, Bruce Wayne is in that prison underground in Egypt. I don't know where that fucking thing was, right? Yeah. And imagine that movie just ending that way. Oh, where Batman isn't even.

Yeah, he doesn't. He's just, he dies in that thing. Bane takes over, the bomb goes off. Everyone dies. And that's the tone of the joke. We're kind of, people don't die in that massive way, but it's just in terms of no reprieve. Imagine that happening in that movie

where it's like all those things happen. And then- And you think that there could be one positive thing happening in his life. They rip it right from under you. They're like, nope, you don't get to have that. There is, you have sympathy toward him. He's a-

You really do. Mentally, he's a mentally ill man, right? Who doesn't have a lot of money. He has dreams. He lives with his mother. He's been lied to. He's been lied to his whole life, abused his whole life. He's also had, he's also had the government

just not, you know, be on his side. So he's, he's at the bottom of the barrel. He is a completely society. He has turned their backs on a guy like this. Yeah. You know, what it reminds me of is, you know, sometimes like back in the day when you didn't know Delia, Chris Delia and Dane Cook would go up on stage.

And Dane and Chris have both been on this podcast. And I'm not saying one is funnier than the other and vice, whatever, but what I'm saying is, is that there was a time where Delia was- But Delia is funny. I know, but Dane Cook, I know. So there was a time that Dane Cook, right, was considered to be back in the late nineties,

early 2000s, unfollowable, right? But then you have guys like Chris Delia, who's like, no, oh, you think he's great? White guy, a white guy who's physical and high energy. I can do that too. And he does it. And in many ways, people think maybe in many ways he does it better, right?

But that's- What? He does. Okay. Dane wants to come back, don't do that. Sweet guy, but I'm just saying- I know what you're doing right now. I have no idea what you're doing right now.

I don't like it. You're taking no part. Dane, if you're listening, I'm a big fan. I love it, right? Tourgasm, my favorite. Never saw it. Did you see it? But I saw it, I see it on my HBO now

and I'm about to click on it one of these days. About you. Big fan. But so what Joaquin did was, remember when, come on. When Ledger came out, killed it. They like the New York Times at a front page, not even the entertainment section of like how it's like

the, you know what I mean, the next coming of film. You know what I mean? It's just, no one can touch Ledger, you know? Then he dies, then that whole folklore gets entangled in. And then what, even Daniel DeLew is probably like, nah, I would never touch that. Yeah. And then Joaquin Phoenix, crazy, crazy eyes.

You know what I mean? It's like, no, I can do it. That's great, that's great. I love that kind of confidence and bravery. I bet you he didn't even watch. He's one of those. He probably never did. He's like, nope, don't need to, I got this. I am this.

Yeah. It's an amazing, you should see it, it's really good. Do you guys sense the critique? How you guys are saying you can empathize with him? People are complaining like that. Since you can't empathize with him, they're afraid that these incel types or these people would maybe look for the same retribution.

Yeah. No. I didn't see him. As an incel, I saw him as, incels to me don't have, they don't represent what he represents. He represents a downtrodden man since he was a baby who's been fucked over since he was a child and tied to a radiator.

Do you know what I mean? Like he never stood a chance against life. He's not an incel. He's somebody who was born on the wrong side and stayed on the wrong side. And another. He never recovered. People's argument that I'm,

because when I found out about incels and the definition, remember, me and my brother, we're going through that. Not an incel. I know about my brother and I were going through that phase where we were like, we're incels, remember that, right? And what we discovered was, is that we might have been incels, but we kind of corrected our disposition

or situation in life by doing entertainment or whatever you might want to do. Some people work out, some people, you know what I mean? Try other things. You know, I. I think you love your mama. I don't think.

You never hated women though. What? I don't think incels love their moms. I think that they have a weird. You love your mom. You had a good relationship with her. You're very. Yeah, but we've always,

I just, the term incel disturbs me because we've always had them. They're not a new phenomenon. No. They were called nerds in the 80s. We've had them. There's a very fine distinction now between a nerd and an incel.

Please make that clear. What do you mean? I love nerds. I think you're a nerd. They're both in voluntary celibate except one just hates women with a passion. Wait, nerds get fucked these days. If you are.

Nerds are all the rage. I love nerds. I think nerds are very sexy. Yeah, but then they're not nerds. They're nerds. No, no. If you think that they're sex, I don't know.

Oh, here it is. It's just that they're. They're not nerds. They're not nerds. They're girls like me. They're chads. That find, you know, little coders and little.

Don't say you hunt for little code. That sounds weird. That's the game that they play. Those, those ones you're talking about look like Nick Youssef. They drink the fancy coffee. Just listen. Pour over.

I've seen them. They ride the bikes. The bikes. The right. The other bikes. They ride everywhere because of the. What do you call them? The environment.

Oh, I see. They want to help the environment. That's a hipster. What I know. But that's what it is. Nerds are hipsters. What you're talking about are hipsters, not nerds.

Nerds you've never seen, I don't think. No, I'm not. Walking around. Real nerds. Your circles are way too cool in high school. Look at my friend. I have a friend named Mike. I'm not going to say his last name

because he'll, he'll either shoot. I think he's going to shoot up. Like the comedy store one day. Okay. So I'm not going to say his last name. But this guy might very. Say his last name now. If you think that he's a threat.

It is big. I'm not going to say his last name. But this guy, Mike. Everyone knows him at the comedy store. He's a funny guy. Right. But this guy is border. Not just a nerd.

He could be in cell. But what do you, what defines that for you? Fear. Oh. There's something that they do a quiver in their speech. A vibration in their eye. An energy that comes out of their fucking pores.

That, that my sensibilities. Right. It tingles my sensibilities. It tingles your sensibilities. Did I stutter? I'm just trying to understand. Stop, stop. Tingle.

I don't like your tone either. Yeah, I don't like it either. What's your problem? I'm just an insult trying to make. Oh, yeah. I'm just, did you see the. Yeah, I know. Gil, you look like you've lost weight.

I'm dying. Yeah, look how fit he is. Why are you doing this? Yourself. I'm trying to be like Chris Delia and be an action movie star. You're not going to be one. Okay, thank you for your support.

Yes, you will be. And you get, you get to come to the premiere. Thank you. Okay. Ask, if you ask me. I think you could be an action star. I mean, after today at H3, I feel like I'm an action star.

Oh, why? What happened? What happened at H3? Should we pull up a video? I feel like I was in too fast to furious. What were you thinking, Bobby? What was going through your mind? If I would have gone through the doorway clean, right?

And I would have taken out either Ethan, right? Good. I know I couldn't get Eli. I couldn't get the angle, right? But I got taken out him or one of his fancy cameras. Well. Should we play it just for the audience? It doesn't help.

So just for reference, everyone. Oh, timing. Oh, this guy. You can find that Bobby Lee live.com for more information there. Bobby Lee live. Great for the audio audience. So without further ado, Bobby and Kalilah, please enter.

Yeah. Right now. Here we go. That looks so legit hard. Dude, my right leg got twisted and a bunch of metal. It did. In the doorway.

I had to pry it out. It got lodged between the doorway. We could have died. You could have. I wouldn't know for real if you had, you knew that you were going to do this because I wish I would have been warned. I would have prepared my body.

Very interesting. Prepare your body. Interesting. What does that mean? For impact. My knees were out like this. There is no preparation for impact in show biz.

We do it. You know why you're right. Why? It's because when you get into a car accident, the ones who get hurt more are the ones who tense up. That's what I'm saying. Before impact. And the ones who survive better

are the ones who are asleep in the car. Tony Ferguson absorbs punches. He gets punches when he gets punched. The reason why he doesn't get hurt is because this is what they say in the commentary. My friend Joe Rogan and my other friend, Michael Bisning. What about the other guys? The way you said that.

Another my friend. What about Dominic Cruz? Never met him. What about John Anac? Never met him. Anywho. Your friends. Anywho.

Anyhe. Anywho. I don't even know what I'm saying now. Alaha. When he gets Tony Ferguson, the reason he... Because what he does is when he gets punched, he moves with the punch. So he absorbs the punch.

So he doesn't grab all the impact. He doesn't take all the impact. He flows with it. That's what I do in car accidents. That's all I'm saying. Wow. We float all right. What?

We float real well today. You know why I really did that? Through that wall. Can I be honest with you? Yeah, what was the... What was happening? If we get hurt, we don't have to do it. Oh my God.

Were you trying to hurt me? No, me. If I hurt myself enough, I would have been like, ah, I can't do it right now. Broke. Right? And they're like, they're gonna be like, really?

And even if it came out on an angle like this, I would even go do something. More, even. More. To pop it out already. I go, look, it's vibrating. Whatever. And we would have gone,

I really was trying to get out of that. But it turned out to be good. I love Ethan. That was an easy podcast. Those guys were so good. The nicest people in the world. Yeah, podcasting's been real fun and as of late. And so...

What's the biggest lie you've ever told to get out of something? I've told so many lies. I don't even know, man. The air-griffin was the most recent. Which one was that one? Where you told him your uncle died? He did die.

A lot. That's not a lie. I don't say that's a lie. You ever re-established it was a true lie? True lie. A true lie, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. No, you have no regret over any lies you've told.

No. I'll tell you why, because at the end of the day, in my, when I, if, I don't want, you know what, I also decided I don't want to be cremated. You don't? I want land. You want the soil? I want the thing.

You want the worms? I see, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I just want the thing. You know what I mean? What do you, you want the bullet casket? I want the casket. I want people to visit once a year.

Oh, who do you want to hold? I want flowers. What? Who do you want to hold your casket? The four weakest ones. Your pole bearers. Little Pikachu. It's lopsided.

Yeah. Just heads. I'm going to have little Pikachu, right? Yeah. Who's the little Pikachu? My brother, little Pikachu from San Francisco. That little kid. Arthur.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to have Steve, Arthur, and some other weak guy on one side. That's cause you want your costume to look like it's floating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I want to have bigger guys on one side so it's lopsided like that, right?

And then when they bury me, I want people to visit. I think that's cool to have old school. Cause my dad's downstairs in my new place in the box. It's just weird. Yeah, what do you feel? What do you do with it? Just keep it there. I say hi to it, then I go,

then I'll correct myself. Like I'll see the box with my dad's ashes and I'll go, good morning, dad. Or hi, dad. Night morning. Hi, dad. And then I'll go, what the fuck are you doing? To myself.

Do you feel happy when you do it though? I know, when I say it, I really mean it like as if he is there, but then something kicks in where you're like, he's not there, he's dead, right? And then you correct yourself and you shake your head and you go, what an idiot. So I think, is that a stage?

I don't even know what I'm, I think people do that. I don't think that's a stage. I think that's just the, you know, a feeling. It's like when people go to a grave and they talk to the loved ones. Oh yeah. You're talking to the wrong person here cause I grew up.

Atheist. No, I grew up very Catholic. So November 1st and 2nd, you know, we had Kalag Kalag and we went to Kalag and there's no school, it's a national holiday. So we don't have school that week and then we just spend days in the cemetery and my uncles and aunts, they get really drunk.

They bring pancit and they bring all like the, the, you know, they're not on, they bring everything. So it's like day of the dead. Yeah. And then they just get drunk around the graves and celebrate with dead family members. So I think the good morning thing is fine. It is fine.

But you know what the most important thing is when I wake up in the morning and I look toward my beautiful girlfriend, Kalala my little sweet and look at her and go, I might be sleeping next to one of the biggest Filipino concert promoters. Hey, Bobby, can you explain that? I feel like there's a story about it.

I just feel like concert promoter. You know what you shouldn't say anything? You shouldn't say anything because we don't even know. We don't know anything. I don't know anything. I don't even know what you're saying right now. I'm, I'm, because you look like somebody when I look at you and I go,

this is an international concert promoter. You're a piece of shit. And when I actually get this thing done. Yeah. And when I even read it. This is what I like. When I lay down that legacy. Lay down your dick, babe.

And let me see the wrinkles. You think Kalala got wrinkles? No, that's just a new saying. Oh, lay down. Write that down. What was I saying? Lay down the dick. Lay down there and let me see those wrinkles.

Write that down, man. We're making that a shirt. Yeah. Yeah, so what happened was the other day she called me. Hey, wait. Excuse you. Concert promoter, international. International concert promoter.

This is, no one is supposed to be privy to this information. Oh, I'm sorry, my bad. And it has nothing to do with concerts. Whatever. Comedy shows. No, not even. So it has nothing to do with live shows at all. What is happening, guys?

Are you trying to try? This is why I don't like, you know how we, usually we're on point about what we share with other people. Like, this is something that's still happening and we haven't seen it out yet. Did we reveal anything too much yet? No, it's just that, like, I don't even have the job yet. So just don't put it out there.

I just fucked it up. You're right, I fucked it up. Yeah, imagine, like, announcing something. But it was fun when I brought it up, though. Yeah. Let's just say that you might get a job at the Wiltern. Basically what it is, is, can I just say this? This is that.

OK, prep ourselves. Prep everyone. This is my girlfriend, Kalilah Kuhn. You might become, like, Bill Silva, like her own production company. And she's going to bring beautiful shows out into the Philippines. That's all I'm saying.

And I've been wanting to do it. I've been wanting to do a lot of things. OK, you know what, now that you've said it, I have to, you said it all fucking wrong. Concert from, I'm thinking, like, you're doing J-Lo's concerts, like, Madonna. I got to take this off, hold on. Now.

It's getting serious. Now we're getting serious. Laying down the wrinkles. Now it's fun. The wrinkles are out. The wrinkles are out. One of my biggest gripes in the Philippines is that they don't have depth to their entertainment.

There's a lot of talent there, but everything is so surface level. They regurgitate the same shit over and over, and they use a lot of, like, pretty faces. Mestizo and mestizo, yeah. And a lot of the comedy there, honestly, is unparalleled in how funny it is. It just doesn't have a lot of variety.

Filipino comedy, what you see in TV, is the same shit. It's variety shows and a lot of, like, drag queens who are hilarious. They are amazing at their job. I mean, George, we went to a fucking fiesta, and that was the funnest night of my life, I think. But there just isn't any stand-up comedy. And because if you really think about it,

it's a third-world country, and this doesn't date. The regular man doesn't have access to Netflix stand-up shows or even what stand-up is about. I want to change the comedy landscape there and give Filipinos a chance to create their own Dave Chappelle, their own Bobby Lee, and maybe provide a space to provide a platform for them to do that. Because I think that the Philippines is teeming with talent.

And so the way he said it, like, I'm a fucking concert promoter. I was thinking Vegas. It's crazy. But does the Filipino government have a first amendment? You guys have amendments like art? They're very Western. You have, you cannot, people still get in trouble. There's this guy named Carlos Eldran.

He's an artist, and he's very anti-government there. He's gone in trouble for offending religious groups and things like that. So there is still that over there. But I don't know what the laws are regarding art or comedy as an art, like maybe there is some leeway with what I'm saying is that but those things are born out of free speech, I think.

And so when you have one had dribbled. Yeah. So when you have, you know, that as a as a meant like we have, right, it's one of our top ones, right? Yeah. Then art and all that stuff grows out of that idea. You know, I don't think that. I don't think that that's supported in the Philippines.

Speak your mind. I think that it's you're allowed to say whatever you want. But that's why for me, it's an uphill battle. How do you bring stand up comedy? You can't into a place where there is they did it in South Africa. Oh, true. You know, you have Trevor Noah coming out of South Africa.

That's what he was in. He's an anomaly. He's you know, what Trevor is this is if you have a kid like you in the Philippines, because you barely have an accent now, right? And you're also to me, you're Filipino, obviously, you were born and whatnot there. But you've been in America for so long, you just you just

embody both places. Yeah. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah. But so we might be able to have someone to like you come out of there. And so in South Africa, the same thing, but it's not like there's a comedy culture

that every year produces a new voice. Those are just anomalies, I think. You mean homegrown. Yeah. You can't exactly, you know, you and I talked about this. You can't exactly take the American model and say, yes, let's create a place like the comedy store where anybody can just show up and, you know, you have everyone from the newest

open miker to Dave Chappelle on any given night, right? How do you apply that to a third world country where they don't even have access to the idea of stand up? So how can you really fish the real talent in a place where it's not that that kind of information is not disseminated, that kind of entertainment is not disseminated. It's not on their TV screens. They're completely naive to that idea.

But I am willing to try and I am willing to see and I am willing to fail. And if it all backfires, I will have at least given it my all. But you know what, though, when you say that, I also think that you, if anyone can do what you can, I really do believe that because, you know, people, if you go to a comedy club like the improv or whatever, you know, you go to the seller in New York, you see promoters and young agents and

people that are in the business are in the outskirts of it, right? Not necessarily stand ups, but people that are in the business, right? But young people who are trying to get in, they all kind of hang out at the comedy store or the seller in New York, right? And there's a sense of, you know what I mean, community, but that's, I don't know, why am I losing my train of thought?

What was I even saying? You're saying that you can't cultivate that community? I think I'm getting retarded. You're not getting retarded. You're turning retarded? No, you're not. Turning it. You can't turn it that way?

Like a vampire? Yeah. But what are the odds and how long would it take to cultivate or to change the like comedy landscape in a country like that? You have to cultivate the culture, though. I think that's what it is. It's the culture that needs to change. I'm not, this isn't a one man project, by the way.

I'm working with a lot of people who are already in the industry there who have that same similar vision. But what you can do is this, though, you can bring in midshows. That's what I. Not Chappelle, but midshows. Yeah. You can also create a local environment there. You give people an assentive.

So you look at a young guy who's in the Philippines, he really wants to just stand up, does not have a place to do it. You go, listen, you know, we're a production company, call it whatever it's called. And you go, you help us promote this and that. You know what I mean? And we'll give you 10 minute opening spot in front of Ali Wong or whoever you bring out there, Joe Coy.

So you know what they do? They fucking paper the town. They do everything they can to get on that show. And then you get those guys to get other people, right? And then that's maybe you can create a thing like because, you know, like the Montreal Comedy Festival, something they go to Houston, they go to Chicago and they go to specific a rooms. They have relationships with the improv or whatnot, right?

And they set up these showcases, right? So, you know, you might be able to do it. Yeah. And all those things that you just mentioned, I already have written down and considered. So we'll see. It could just be the worst idea. No, I'll invest in a licks entertainment. Hey, Bobby came up with with what it was at licks in the noodle. Yeah, that's body.

Yeah, licks in the noodle. We're on our way to age three today. I need I need somebody to I really need somebody to do a drawing of Kalayla as licks writing a ramen noodle. That's your like Joey. What? Joey, Joey, Joey, a noodle. Do a kind of a cartoony in anime kind of painting. I'll be really grateful for that.

If we'll make it a contest, guys, just submit it to us. And we might even making it a shirt for December. Oh, yeah, a special edition, licks in the noodle. Yeah. All right. Joey and we've got to think about if we want to do this live. I don't know. What do you mean? I kind of want to take it because I just you know, going on the road by myself is just like. There'll be it's going to say it, but I miss I miss I miss the camaraderie.

I miss the camaraderie. I miss the camaraderie. I miss the camaraderie. How do you say it? camaraderie. I can't say it now. camaraderie, camaraderie, camaraderie. And I like connecting, I guess. You sleep all day.

I love it. Where you can you come up with your dreams? You know, the you know, I've always been that way, though. Is that weird? Well, like being by yourself. No, I just could have always been I have a sloth. Oh, you know, you know, you're not a sloth because when you move, your movements are very fast.

Thank you. As as shown today on age three, when you want to put the pedal to the metal. Yeah, pop it. That foot is heavy. I said this before and I say it again. I don't have talent. You know what I have? Commitment, I commit.

You're also very agile. Thank you. And you have rhino hide for skin because your leg was wedged between the wall and the glass that broke on that little motorized thing. Yeah. And you didn't you didn't have a single scratch on you. You started bleeding.

He doesn't bleed. I don't bleed. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah. But maybe I'm special. Well, you know, did you guys see the fights? We did. I'm sorry. I know you guys are. What did you think? I wasn't expecting a second round.

I was kind of shocked how Whitaker was lunging in for it a lot. He had to do that because of the length. But here's what I want to say. I'm a gigantic. Robert Whitaker fan. We know that you know this. Kalala knows this. I'm a gigantic. And I love Adesanya. I thought it would be in a more competitive battle.

But Adesanya really opened my eyes to him because the way he ran through him. He ran through him. Yeah. You see the dance, too. Yeah. Thank you, the beginning to do a rehearsed dance like that. So ridiculous to do all the do all the theatrics. Oh, for sure. Right. Because he's not the first, you know, he's not.

Yeah. But that guy is has everything. He has the dynamic personality. He has the color. Yeah. I mean, he has. What the color? Why does that matter? It doesn't matter. It's that, you know, people say, like, even when I go to pitch the show with Peter, right? They go, the color is relevant.

The one when Peter Peter and both Korean guys, right? You don't think that you think 20 years ago, I'd be able to go in there with Peter? No. No, it's a color. What does that have to do with it? Race, race. OK, I just don't think it quite applies in the UFC because you've had John Jones, you've had Daniel Cormier. I know it. I'll say this. He has he's got a bunch of things.

I'm not just saying one. No, but I think he's me. No, no, I'll say this. Nobody help me. He's like McGregor. He's like a black McGregor. He has a country behind him. Yeah. No, well, that and plus Nigeria. Oh, OK. What is it? You always call me up. You know, you've been so mean to me this week.

Oh, yeah, I say she's a club promoter, dude. No, like I'll just give you an example of like how she's been this week. Give me a top three examples. Good morning. You're fat and ugly. Your breath stinks. Back up. I have never. What? You sure? Good morning, I said.

I have never treated you like that. That's the vibe I get, though. OK, but what do you act as not word for word? What's the word for word, paraphrase? Yeah, yeah, what's the actual intention? No, it's usually because you're alive. Stuff like that. OK, look, this is. No, it's OK. We're in bed, right?

Yeah, in the dark and all you hear is. OK, yeah, I turn on the lamp. Yeah, and I ask him, are you scratching your funk? Are you scratching your feet or your foot? Yeah, what is it? Really, really loud? And then he like smells it. And I'm like, can you not do that in bed? No, no, I'm not scratching my foot.

I'm scratching my own hand. So I turn the lights back on. It's a horror film. This is what she says to and you leave out the craziest part of the story, which is very interesting. You go, you know what you're doing? I go, what? She goes, you're scratching your foot and the something about the pores,

you're exploding into the sky. Because when he scratches, you know, there's a little like. That I'm exploding into the fireworks of fucking fun guy in the sky. There's fungus dust that's going in the air. I mean, failing it. Fungus dust. You can't have fungus that you just fucking like fireworks in the sky. So I go, shut up. You don't know what you're talking about.

I see he talks to me like that. Yeah, yeah, all comes out. I'll tell you. Oh, well, I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. What else? When you say witchcraft talk, swamp talk, it's right from the old days. You talk about scraping, fucking, exploding amoebas on your green foot. Poor explosions.

Yeah, poor explosions. That's crazy talk. Oh, you never back me up, man. That's not great. That's not crazy. Yeah, that's crazy talk. Thank you. Witchcraft. So anyway, that happened. And that happened, that happened. Our lot, you know, our lot, you know what it is?

Our lot, you know what it is? Our lives, our lives. Well, thanks for watching Magnum P.I. there a day by a guy. Oh, you were good in it. She hated it. The mustache is great. Can you stop saying that? You saw it? The mustache pull.

Who's that actress? I didn't know who that was. The chick. Oh, Purdy. She's great. Not only is she great. I don't, you know, I watch, I'll be honest with you. When I watch a show with her, the Magnum show, I don't know what I'm watching.

I don't know which I don't watch. I don't know. I never saw it from the beginning. I don't know who they are. I know who they are. I know generally what it's about, right? But I based it on just how I feel about the people. And they're just, I love them.

They're really nice. And when I'm there, they, they, it feels like they want me there. That's all I want. I feel like we should record an episode with your new friend. We will. That's all I want. Okay. Sorry.

You know what, I think we should grill George. He's on the hot seat. Did he do something bad? About what? I don't know. I just think that we should ask him about his life. I think that we give our lives, we give away so much of our lives. And I think it's your turn.

Yeah. Well, let's see. This morning, I saw somebody go, an old lady get attacked by a dog, but I missed it. What do you mean? How did you see it and miss it at the same time? Okay. I was at going to work out.

I parked on like this little. Nick Deere. Yeah. Little side street in Pasadena. I was like, oh, shit. I need to like send a, send a thumbnail for Hey, bitch. So I looked down on my phone. I look up.

There's a lady walking her dog. Then I looked down. Then I look up and some old guys like running across the street. And then I looked down and then I'm like, I hear people yelling. And this old lady had been attacked by a German shepherd, but it was all behind the fence. So I missed like seeing the whole thing. She had her own dog too?

Yeah. I think she had a little dog. Oh, so it's probably the little dog. So she was walking. Yeah. Walking a little dog in the German shepherd. Just loose German shepherd to attack her. Wait, do you have to put your dog down if it bites another dog?

I don't think you're, you're like, I think you might get pressure, but I don't think that anyone can force you to. I think so. Great story. If that, if that German shepherd is a stray and ends up in the city, they'll put him down. But if it's someone's like personal family dog, I'm not sure. Should I write a script based on that story?

Actually, but that'd be a fun contest based on that and use that as your opening scene. Someone to write a 25 minute pilot. Wow. And what else, George? What else? How's your body doing with all the working out? Question. Do you think he looks slimmer?

I actually think he looks slimmer because he took a shirt off and I thought he actually looks kind of. Let me see your pudge. Hmm. Do you have a pudge? I'm doing okay. I think. I think having a lady helps with the body keeping it tight.

Let me see. Look at that. It's flat. Oh, you look better now than you did in the Philippines. I remember one time your sister was like, she asked me. She was like, yo, George, George been eating. That was a while ago. You look great now.

That's exactly how my sister would ask you. She doesn't go like, did he get you? Here's who I ask about you, George, is because. Yes, Bob. The other day, these two guys been hanging out at the store. They want me to, we'll talk about it later, but they want me to promote what are their products. Hmm.

So I just got to the point where I was just, you know what, just, you're just going to have to just call George Kimmel. And they were like, do we have to talk to him? What? I go, what? I mean, yeah, I mean, we're going to you, like you're the guy, you know, I made the store. We just, we don't want to complicate.

He's a nice guy. And I know, but he's hard. We heard. Good. It's hard to talk to. He should be. Oh, I see. And I go, he's not hard to talk to.

George just is like, you know, he's able to say yes and no very well. I think people are just jealous of him or, or, or he acts a certain way in here. And out there, he pulls some sort of fucking bullshit Hollywood fucking. I'll tell you right now that I am, I am part. Anytime he has dealings with a company, I'm in that email chain and I know how he responds to companies. And when he feels like they're not giving us what we deserve, he is a boss. That's not what I'm saying.

And I'm telling you now that George Kimmel is a professional of all professionals. And that's why I love him. That's not what I'm saying. Is George Kimmel doing a good job? Yes. Does he work hard? Yes. And whatever we're doing here kills it.

He suffice. Suffice. I think he kills it. He kills it. He's kill. He kills it. Okay. George, you kill it.

You really do. Okay. But, um, I also think that you treat and talk to people with a little weight. That's all. I think that I think that you like to go to certain places to get recognized. He's just. I think you do. I think you think I like to go to place.

He's learning. Yeah. He's taking a page right out of your book. West Covina mall. Ring a bell. Yeah. 30 years ago. So he's younger than you.

Okay. All right. But treat people nice. That's all I'm saying. You gotta be treat people nice. Who's been talking to you? What are you talking about? Never hear some things.

Who? Who? Give me a name. I'm not kidding you. Five people. Wait, fans. No. No business.

No way. It's not possible. I'm on you dude. All right. My name is down. He just pulled that out of his ass, George. Let's see. His birdie is watching.

Okay. Baby, how about this? Right. You know what I pull? Yeah. I pulled that out of my ass. But you know what I have also on my ass? 50 other names.

Real names or fake names? Fake names. Oh, gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. We'll help a device.

Oh. Will call device. Whatever it's called. We'll call device. Yeah. We'll call device. We'll call device. What does that mean?

It's called unhelpful device. Okay. Here we go. We'll call device. We'll call device. That'll be this week. We'll call device. Hi, TB gang.

Fan over a year now, religiously watched everything Bobby related. I am currently a junior in college. Freshman year, I got paired with a roommate who seemed to be my doppelganger. We both love weed, comedy, nature, and et cetera. We quickly became best friends and he even introduced me to Tiger Valley. Over the first year, I started to notice we had a different moral code. When he drank, he would go wild and overall seemed to have less respect for people than he did.

At the end of the year, he got investigated for sexual assault, but it came back negative. Sophomore year, he again got in trouble for attempting to stop his girlfriend from leaving a concert. She wanted to handle it on her own, but people saw intervening and told the school. I told him this was his last chance and we left for the summer. I got a call a month ago while he was on acid and he beat up his younger sister and mom. They called the cops on him and he is currently still in jail waiting a trial. His GF wants to stay with him because she thinks she can change him.

I don't know if he'll be coming back to school, but this put me in an uncomfortable position. Choosing friendship over moral values. I don't plan on being friends, but any advice would be unhelpful. Moral values is the number one thing. Yeah. Dump that messy bastard. Yeah. Because it's like, you know, at the end of the day, even back in the day when even because

I can only refer it to comedy because that's all I know is that even back in the day when assholes and shitheads ran the business, you could threaten people with like taking their career way about sexual, you know, all that kind of stuff. But you know, the country and the world is woke. We're too connected. You know what I mean? You can't behave like that anymore. Yeah.

But even if it like first when you read the email, I thought maybe it was like a one off or he got drunk and he got three things with but he beat up his mom and his sister on acid. That's not even alcohol. Yeah. Like you fucking, you don't beat people up on acid. It's about being good to people and helping your family. We're all connected and we're all, we help each other and this is a piece of shit guy. Yeah.

And also you're a junior in college. You're so young. Yeah. This isn't a lifelong friend. This is somebody that you just met. You have no ties beyond maybe a few good memories and a few similarities. I would run the opposite direction. That guy is messy.

Where does this guy live? This kid. It doesn't say. This kid to wherever I'm playing kid. Oh, if I'm playing, come to the show. Come up to me. Let's do a code word. Oh, also.

Podcast. So dude, you're going to say to me medium. Medium you. Medium you. How? I think I know what he should say. What? Show me that dick.

Lay that dick down. You can't say that because that'll be misconstrued and even George has a pink dick. He's out of hand. Security. On stage. People scream. George has a pink dick. I can't do it.

Still to this day. Yeah. Just give this guy a code word that he can give me. I'll email him. No, what is it? Sit now. Devil leg. Devil leg.

You come up to me, say devil leg and then you can come into the green room and we can hang out. And I can guarantee you that Bobby's going to have a really confused look on his face because he doesn't remember anything he says. Nope. And he's going to be like, why did you say that? Also, I thought that, you know, when he talked about this kid being his doppelganger, being everything like him, you don't want friends exactly like you.

You want to keep friends around you who are so starkly different from you who have, yeah, similar moral code. That's like a big foundational thing for friendship. But what you like and dislike, I think it's, it's healthy to have an array or a variety of people would completely, a set of thinking than you, completely different thinking than you. I don't like hanging out with people. I thought you liked camaraderie.

No, I don't think at the end of the day, I don't think I do. Oh, no, he doesn't. He's a loner. He's a loner. Makes me sad. If it makes you sad, then you're not a true loner because a true loner enjoys the solace, right? No, I enjoy the solace.

It just makes me sad, not the fact that I'm that way. Solitude, I mean, that's what I meant, not solace. Quantum of solace. Yeah, but. Solitude. It just, it makes me sad that I'm not like normal people, but I liked being the way, I like being alone. Do you feel drained around people?

No, but it's, I'm constantly thinking. Don't say that, say that, say that, no, don't say, don't tell that story, you told that story before. Oh, you fucked it up. Never mind what I'm thinking, you fucking cocks, don't ever come to this place again. You don't know. That's what's going in my head. All those thoughts.

Dude, you just want like Warner Brothers to hear this. You can be the next joke. Yeah, I think so. It's a one-off movie, so they're going to be looking for the next joke. You fucking, I know what you're doing. Yeah, I think, no, you think I'm acting crazy right now? Asian Joker, babe. But like the way you're doing it, if you did it in the mirror, lost a lot of weight.

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. That's pretty. Thank you. We talked about this. It's a way of walking through the next day. How do you do it? Just start?

She seems to think that if like a movie like that came along, right? Like Warner Brothers said, I was the main villain of a movie, of a major movie. You have to lose 50 pounds. I'll do it unless it kills me, but I will get closest to that weight that I can. I'll do it. I have a proposal. What? In three months, could you lose 50 pounds, but a week will offer you something that you

can't get from us that we would be like, no, but we'll have to say yes. If you can lose 50 pounds in three months, 15 pounds or 50 is unhealthy. He would, that would make it. That's the challenge. If he wants to suck his dick, it better be 50 pounds. I don't know. Wait, wait. That would make me say I'm 175.

Oh wait. That is 125. There's no way. Could you, you know what? 35. No. UFC fighter cutting weight. No.

I could do. Maybe 140. 140. How many pounds is that? That will still be between 30 pounds still. I don't know if I would like him that light because I'm much taller than him. So I would, I would even look just massive next to him. 30 pounds.

This is more about you, not his health. It's really all about me. I like him not obese, but I do like him a little chunky. Yeah. Yeah. I like chunko. Chunko, chunko, chunko. Bye bye.

What other question do we have? We have one more. Hey there, captain and gang. My husband and I have a sketchy pass with addiction, hard drugs and other devious acts that tend to follow suit. We have since grown up and cut that shit out, both being sober and non-impulsive for years now. We have a daughter who was nine months and another little one on the way.

My question is, when they are older and start wanting to experiment, should we be honest with our kids about our past or we should let that shit die with us? We both wouldn't want to go into detail. Just let them know we've been down there, but we don't want them to look at us and convince themselves it can't be that bad if mom and dad turned out okay. Thanks for your help. Interesting. My honest answer is that if your kids are relatively young in the next 10, 15, 20 years,

we're going to be dealing with problems that are going to be beyond our even feature stuff. Yeah. I mean, imagine the things that we'd be dealing with in the next 15 fucking years. Let's end it on a better note. Yeah. Okay. What was that poop thing you were talking about earlier? What poop thing?

You said we can talk about poop. Oh. So it's just the same old, same old incidents we have at home because we have six animals, but just Bobby, you know, Julio had same thing. I say, don't feed him that. That gives him diarrhea. What does he do? He feeds Julio that Julio has explosive diarrhea at five in the morning inside our bedroom.

The whole place smells like poo. He's the first to wake up from the smell because I have a cold so I can't really smell that well. Yeah. I'm just saying, this is what I do usually, if I wake up and I smell poo, I quietly, I walk in the dark, get paper towel, I just quietly do the job, toss it away, don't wake him up. Like a ninja.

Right. Yeah. It's just a whole Broadway production with him. He thinks now that he's Cinderella and he's scrubbing floors in the basement. That's how he acts. Like with a mice and gasegas. Kind of love that. Kind of love that.

You know, like it's, it's a whole thing where he's like, and then he, you know, I am tired. I'm tired in the house, I'm tired of sitting here and you fucking it. He's short of pulling out a tambourine. If he started cleaning with a tambourine, that's fucking hilarious. I fall asleep. All right. I wake up to shit, not a slight smell of shit, large smells of shit. I wake up, I look on the ground, I don't see any shit near us.

We don't have any furniture, we only have the bed in there and the bed frame. There's plenty of it. There's nothing in there. So I look, there's nothing. I go back to sleep and then I wake up and now I smell something. I go around the corner. It's not just shit. Okay.

Do you ever see close encounters of the first kind, third kind I mean, right? When he was making that mound, right, in his living room, that's what it looked like. It was something that we, her and I have never seen before. It was gigantic and so, and now waking up five in the morning, it's dark, you're tired. You don't know what time it is. It smells, then you have to clean it. It's a, yeah. Okay.

Yeah. I did get upset. All right. Sorry. Anyway, it's full of food, Broadway production. Three more times after that, three more times after that, he had explosive diarrhea and he slept through the whole thing because I quietly, after that, quietly did the job, threw it away and then make a fuss.

Link's entertainment baby. No. Link's entertainment. My jaws hurt. I don't care. I don't want to open mouth it. Close your mouth. Yeah.

Close your eyes. Dear God. Can you relax? You make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away. Dear God. Make me a bird. What did you do? You're a biter.

Anyway, what a great, what a great part. We learned a lot. Oh, we learned so much. Oh, remind everybody to watch H3 podcast that we did. It's out right now. It's out right now. Watch it. Thanks for listening.

I love you guys. Good night. We'll be right back guys with some housekeeping. Hey, everyone. We are back. The old crew, we haven't done one of these in a while. Three of us hanging out here. Do you guys get cystic pimples?

I do a lot. You don't. No, I do it in grown hairs. Bastard. In grown hairs. Really? Maybe I get them but I don't know what it means. The cystic pimples are the ones that are so deep and very painful and they don't necessarily

have an exit so you can't just like go into a mirror and pop them. I feel them in my butt lots of times. I can cut pimples sometimes too, it depends. I just squeeze really hard and it hurts so much but sometimes it just breaks through the skin and bloods everywhere. Oh, do you ever get it where it's such like so much pressure that it just like propels itself into the mirror? Oh, I've done it where I actually aimed at the mirror because I was trying to see where

it was and you know it shot at the mirror. Is there a better feeling in life though? It feels great but so painful. It's painful only during but once it's out, the relief of that pressure being gone. Wow. George, get into it please. Do you guys, do you pop pimples? Does it excite you?

On other people? No, not on other people. Oh, well then you're not a... You don't have a graph. You need a Lola so you can pop all of them. Nobody's asked me to, you know? Maybe I would if I did. Are you okay with other people popping your pimples?

Oh yeah. Okay. Oh, there you go. If you ever have a good one, you know, you can always call me guys. He usually calls Bryce. I'm into blackheads really, I'm not really into juicy pimples but if you have a blackhead, I have my Dr. Pimple Popper extractor and it's a good tool and I have a lot of fun with it and I get pimples that you didn't even know were there so hit me up.

Or anybody. Anyway, and holiday with you guys. What you looking for? Get really good ones. Nothing. Guys, get your tickets to see the Slap King live. Bobby wants your camaraderie so go to Oxnard, California, October 11th through 13th. I'm gonna try to go to one of those.

This weekend. Already? Wow. Probably Saturday. Okay. October 18th through 20. Arlington, Virginia, November 1st through 2nd and Berea, California, I'll probably go to that.

November 22nd through 24th. Are there any other dates that we should know about? Or should they just visit the website? Wait, are we gonna plug this? Are we gonna plug this up front? We already did. Plug it up front. Oh, okay.

Yeah. In that case. A few actually. Yeah. Also the extra ones that we plugged up front. Yeah. What I meant to say was a few more dates have been added but haven't been updated on his site but it will be by the time this comes out.

Well, we'll see if I have time tomorrow. Well guys, we'll see. We'll see. You know what we will see? It's what George is wearing right now after you're watching the video. Oh yeah. And what Klai is holding on her strong athletic legs from her swimming days. Boom.

You guys remember that shirt? Me walking down the street being so good to me the long sleeve. We heard all you folks from the tropical islands and Australia saying why the fuck would you sell a long sleeve shirt? It's never cold in Australia. Of course it is. Well that yelled at me. Okay.

I got physically attacked online. That's the thing. It's never cold in the United States. They have different climber. I'm just talking about people from Melbourne. Melbourne is very unpredictable. Even in the summer, randomly you'll get some weird like cold gust of winds. Well, Klai, I've tried to speak to the people that demanded the short sleeve shirts.

Okay. All I'm saying is it definitely gets cold in Melbourne. Is everybody in the Bahamas? We have the Bahamas. There we go. We're all you fans in the Bahamas. Are we number one in the Bahamas? I doubt it.

I hope so. It's probably Theo. It's probably Theo. It's probably this patch. Oh no. I know what it is. Guys, check out our shirts. Here are the new backs.

I really like that. Oh, these are so cute. They're remixed versions of the long sleeve. Except they're short sleeve. We have navy blue and Klai. What would you consider that color? Periwinkle. Periwinkle.

Periwinkle. We have fun designs in the back. These will be limited because we don't feel like printing them again. So make sure you grab one or two or this other secret item that's coming next week that we'll show you about. Wait, which one? What is it? It might be George.

It might be a hoodie. It might be a hoodie. Well, I'll show you laughter. So guys, save up your money and get ready to get some merch because you guys have been bugging me online about it. Any shout outs? Shout ins? Anyone looking for investors for a concert promotion company?

Oh, Klai-la. Looking for... Do you see how his description of it was like... That was so confusing and I'm watching you be like, what do you do right now? He said concert promoter and in my head I was like, I'm going to see what I can do to change the movement. I was like, what is she... It was like, no...

Like, are you repping Green Day? Like what? I know. What is he talking about? That's so weird. George, do you have any shout outs from all the people that see you in Echo Park? Not lately. Just wait.

Whoever on Reddit told me Asa was going to be in town. Thanks to you. I think I thanked you online, but thanks to the Reddit for keeping me up to date. Asa's going to be on, shall we let them know, we're going to have a bonus episode coming out. Oh. Sunday. Yeah, she's hosting the Pornhub Awards.

Oh, really? So tune into that too, because I went to it last year when Kanye curated the whole thing basically and dressed all the women. He dressed everyone in his clothes, right? Yeah. Yeah. But Asa hosted that one and she did a great job. Boom.

So guys, if you're in LA, go to the Pornhub Awards. Oh, that's the same time when you got cronked with celebrities. No. You and Jenna? Yeah, I just got drunk with them founded in Rex Dizzy. Boom. Celebrities. Guys, thank you for listening to...

Not to Rex Dizzy. Yeah. Rex Dizzy. Thank you for listening to our show. Get your questions answered at Tiger Belly by emailing us at adviceunhelpful at gmail.com. We're looking for interesting, unusual, nontipical problems and we need your help as much as you want are. So that's adviceunhelpful at gmail.com.

You can find everything Tiger Belly on Instagram at Tiger Belly on Twitter at that Tiger Belly. And Kalala, where can we follow you and your life? Oh, you can follow Bobby and I's historic crash at Calamity K. And George, where can we follow Bryce? George underscore Kimmel. I'll have more Bryce. And Bryce is at microfish underscore bmoney. Who cares?

Is he still into microfish? Probably. We've been busy a bit. I don't think he's been... He's still got the website. He's still like, oh, we dropped from number one to number three on the search results or something. I fully support that, by the way, because the types of fish that he fishes are the ones

that don't have that much of an impact on the overall health of the ocean. You do need to be eating sardines. You don't always need to be eating tuna. Ligo. Get some Ligo in your body. Ligo. Am I saying, oh, God, I thought you were going to correct me. It's Ligo.

I was like, oh, fuck, I messed up again. Oh, what's that, Manong? Oh, my God. This guy. Did you call him Manong? I didn't call him that since I've walked in here. Yeah, but if you're going to say it, you got to say it right. Say it with the twang.

Try it one more time. Manong. Manong. But he's not your Manong, because you're older than him. You're his Manong. Hey, I just overheard it one day, and it caught on. He was... My sister was talking to me, and George did the whole leg-kicky thing, was like, what's

that over there? What did you call your brother? And then... I finally changed his name in my phone from foreskin after I was going for how long? You should have kept him in. That's OG, bro. That's OG. I hope you keep your foreskin forever.

I will. I will. I am not a cynic Jew. I hope you resist. Guys, thank you so much for watching our show. Make sure you get everything, ticket information, and anything at bobbilylive.com, or on Instagram at bobbilylive. Have a nice day.

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