TigerBelly - Ep 220: Goodbye to The Old

Episode Date: November 13, 2019

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Hey Prime members you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Yeah Five four three two one Walking down the street Feeling so good to me Yeah, yeah Having fun With your friends

To the end and This is fake tears Okay, good I'm like mid. I'm almost there. Uh-huh, but when I sang the song just now, dude I just realized the three years of debauchery and glory and love and unity and hatred all the things that we did on this podcast We built something I've never built anything

Before my life and I met Kalilah and she said Let's do this thing and I said fuck. No, I think that no one really knows the truth Not including you you've altered the truth so much about how this podcast came to be what that's I you know what? And I'm all about the truth. So let's hear it The truth is I was doing calamity. I did a couple of those episodes and I would do them here in the room I never asked him never once that I say Bobby, please come on my podcast with 42 listeners I never did it was just a place where I would just kind of experiment see if it's something that I even wanted to do but it was on the

Final episode of calamity. We did it. I think it was exactly 17 minutes long of a podcast and and Right after that you said that was fun. We should do this for real. Wow You know, I never asked you you tell people that I asked you to come on because I'm a storyteller Yeah, and in many stories you who lie the fuck out of it And I lie the fuck out of that story and I kept little Little little sprinkles of truth a foundation of lies But let me say something everyone kind of knows that it's you initially that

Pushed me and that credit is all you in fact There's so many things that she does in my life that we don't ever talk about I Kind of um, I won the lottery almost, you know, if I don't want to think about our relationship that way because I do feel lucky but she does things that None of my previous girlfriends ever even brought up doing give him a chance No, I don't have the bigger or the work ethic. No, no, no having six having spent six years with you now Yeah, I can only imagine what you put them through and I initially I remember thinking when I first got with you I'm like, oh, those are you know, his ex. They're not, you know, they ain't shit now. I'm like my god. They were saints

I Want to be friends with them. I want to I'm in a relationship with a woman. It's like spiritual Chernobyl Okay, so in the beginning in the beginning the girl goes my hands read it hurts Okay, you're like keep picking up that black quartz You're fine quartz. Whatever that did in the Chernobyl the movie the TV. Oh, yeah upstairs. Yeah, the courts The black that's what's like being a really graphite. That's what it's a graphite Right, we're learning and then eventually what ends up having is their arm falls off

And then what I do what I did before which is found so bad But I would you know when someone's sick you clip Me what I would break up with them amputate. No, you were sick. So you clip I clipped. Yeah, they were not sick They were very I understand that they are sweet normal girls, but then I met you and and I'm not saying or normal That's why I can I can I can have a higher threshold. She has a level of Filipino crazy Like I when she said that her uncle sliced her other uncle in half of the machete. I came in my pants Well, okay, my my the tip of my dick. I'm sorry about talking about my dick, but I don't know This is the penis. Okay. Okay. This is the head part. You're right dark. It's not that dark fucker

I just okay. Let's do this one. Then there it is. This is like John. Donald Trump's penis is translucent. Let's do This is perfect. Oh, very so right now. No, but let's just there we go. Let's just do this. Okay. So this is the head, right? This is where the hole is right here all men know there's a little tiny little gap right here and That little gap right there was vibrating and And little juice little juices of it. You want like you want if they're made of noise with like that And I go like that. All right. It feels so good like little comms

Stand up give me a hug. Oh my god What? Thank you so much. I love you so much. I love you so much. Look, it's an ass-out hug. Okay, I just realized this is the uh the last intro and that was the last oh, who's birthday? Happy birthday. Come on. Keep the door open. Everyone in the room. Come on. Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Klai-la Wow, that was so awkward Uh, I feel like half the people came in. Klai-la's gonna blow by herself. Just gonna just blow these candles That's that kind of reward. Wow

Happy birthday, Klai-la Are they really? Just wait, you sure just blow hard All those are the trick ones No, they're not funny. This is great. This is riveting podcast material. Okay Don't don't breathe into it. Okay, you know, you know, no, we're not starting the podcast until you fucking do that. How did you do the other ones? All right, Klai-la's uh next broke Hey, that's how you do it. Wow

Ah, oh, you're gonna eat. Oh my god. Okay here put some more in there Oh Now no one can eat it. Oh, don't blow. Don't don't breathe that. I mean if you're a real fan, you'll eat it. Watch this. Watch this though Bobby don't I don't have the magic Wow, okay We rehearsed that that was good. That was great. Yeah, everyone clap harder clap harder And everyone in the room go. Yeah. Yeah. No, baby. We don't do everyone. Everyone go. Yeah. Yeah, nobody do that. Thank you You can do this the whole night. Yeah, please don't

Oh, we should tell them what's happening. Oh, yeah. Okay, everyone. That's right. I was gonna get to that George You fuck not all right. Let me build it great shirt. I just blew my cake. This is our how many episodes is it? 200 our 200th 20 and 20th episode. Hmm. And um Traditionally in all podcasts the 20th 220th one is the most special one No, because the first podcaster was a guy named mori povich And mori povich had a podcast He did Well, let's move on. I mean, you don't want facts. Fuck. I love I give you guys knowledge. I love it. But anyway, my point is is that um

This is our 20th 220th, and um, this is the last time we're doing it In my condo on beechwood. We did start it in this room This room is so nostalgic to me. It really is. It's like a church To me it feels like that in a weird way and um, I'm gonna really fucking miss it man a lot. It makes me so sad Because not only that All the experiences I had in this place You know what I mean? And all those things tied up into my all my older furniture and You know, it's really just sad. But anyway, we invited our best

listeners Yeah, yeah So weird It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. There is making John loud. That's all I care about like 90s. It doesn't matter Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, what did our senior hall used to do? then From now on we're having an audience. I need that in my life. Yeah, that's right. In fact, can you guys live here if I got a room In my new place, could you just live there and like I'll wake me up with that?

Great Terrible, but we invited our art. You know, you know, I've said this before and I'll say it again and Open the door, please I just can I yell into the room and tell them how I feel about them and we'll we'll a pick up on here though I'll do it here then is that Nick Nick who that's Nick the ear. Hey Nick It's not about you today Nick. It's not Nick, but I love you it sort of is it can be you guys I just want to say something to you guys. I honestly like

Honestly guys listen to me, okay? That I spent eight years on a fucking sketch show that nobody fucking watched I spent the years on the road Trying to make it this and that I did not find my audience until Tiger Valley Because Tiger Belly fans are different than sketch fans or fans that I grabbed from Chelsea lately because it's like It's not really me, right? I'm doing what other people want me to do and whatnot But because I'm so fucked up and I say weird shit and you guys for some reason or another Support me it's weird and then when I see you guys on the road it feels different than

Mad TV fans, right? You guys You don't want to hang out and hug and it's like we know each other So I've never really had that kind of relationship with people that I don't personally know so That's why Tiger Belly and you guys have been so fucking vital to my career even fucking I mean the next last couple years It's been great for me and it's because of you guys and I don't know what else To say or do to thank you guys, but you're here now And you know, I really hope that you know, we can become even friends. Maybe even down the road, but um, thank you so much

So yeah, I don't want to know you now, but um, so um, why don't we just clap for this whole This connect right and I want you guys to look at me right now, right ready? We have neighbors hold on we have neighbors That was one of your best There really was I was very grab your mic grab your Bobby. You're not even put your headsets. That was really genuine Headset on my hitch up my gun careful my cake. Oh, there's look. There's cake. It's a spout. Oh On your cheek now. Oh my god Okay, Bobby's looking the headset a lot. There's something on your cheek, sweetie

Somebody bring in a Connect the air bring a paper towel or so also shout out to saw the one person that can't make it. Sorry. Who who who? Oh, I saw who couldn't make it fuck saw. No, why are you? What happened to saw? Did you get hurt? Is he here? We'll talk about later. We'll talk about later. We'll talk about later. It's personal. Let's talk about later. Okay. Yeah, okay Yeah, okay So I think we should probably this is probably the correct time to retrace our steps Yeah, you know reminisce a little bit about are you still licking? Yeah, but there's it's all over my hands

Well, it's more than that. It's all over your face still it's on your cheek Um, I think it's a it's the correct time to reminisce and talk about our favorite moments here on in this little Tiny dingy little room. We've called home for so long. Well, we can talk about Individual moments that we remember you wanted to start there. Mm-hmm. What is it to you Gilbert? What is the one guest or one experience that you were like? Yeah, that was cool There was a lot of there is cool, but there was also a lot of what the fuck is happening right now That's what I like. Yeah, that was more of the the OG days when it was just even before George just me you and Kalilah Those days when you guys were still do you remember? Do you know where the table? Well, let's backtrack. I'm gonna get sad

It was right here. Yeah, so what happened was Bobby and I when we decided, okay We're gonna record this podcast called Tiger Belly We it was I was doing Gilbert's job and the first podcast that we ever recorded with a guest It's actually not Asa Kira. It's my mom Mmm, so we recorded the very first episode and my mom sat across from us Uh-huh, and it was a two and a half hour podcast and it was one of the funniest things I'd ever heard in my life when I looked over at the computer I took my eye off the computer because I got carried away

I look back down and nothing Everything was deleted or something something happened to where I was like, oh my god I can't talk and record this at the same time. Do you don't remember? I do remember your mom Yeah, okay, good finish it and that and that's when I I asked Jenna who's outside there in the little bunny suit. I think it's I don't know I think it's a Pikachu or something. That's weird. Yeah, but she I was like, hey Like who do you know that I didn't want to just bring anyone into the house? I just didn't want like some rando who who you know, we

Because Bobby's really private believe it or not and so he was like and she didn't know you well enough So she was like Gilbert's a great is great with that stuff. Yeah, so I took her word for it me too When she brought up Gilbert's name. I'm like who? Yeah, who the fight I I've been around For 40 plus. I never met a good man. I thought it was like a a movie character I'm not a great guy the great guy and so you actually had met him before During one fight. That's right. So you know that you know that feminine. She said feminine I didn't I would never say feminine. No, but she called you feminine. I said I said buy it

Okay, that's basically you know that you guys, you know that soft very light very sweet gay boy gay boy Did you think I go? Oh, yeah, you see I thought you were gay. Wow. That's why I brought you when I was like he's safe But as soon as you open your mouth though, I mean I was already convinced because in my head I'm like you liar. You're a liar. You're a fucking liar. This guy wanted to fucking choke this shit out of me But also wait, wait, wait, whoa Talk about history changing this foundation was built on dude when you you don't remember that the first time you did it I go welcome to the family That's not to your face. I took my shirt off. You took your shirt. I'll we hug chest to chest

Oh my god, you're we change chest to fucking fluids. Oh lie right and we locked we did a Vulcan mind meld He put his hand on my face. He did a Vulcan mind meld the way Spock's dad did to Picard in one of the episodes of the next generation. You waved him off. I did wave you off Yeah, and in fact after our first episode you were like, yeah, I'm not sure about him And you were like oh you because you were very kind of Excited I didn't know what to do and so I remember him I remember you him doing like hey, just like calm down like do your thing

Yeah, right and then I realized wow you don't know anything about Engineering yeah, I was like, how do you pause this and so you and I spent like a whole week a month on YouTube getting tutorials with what's his name shout out to Mike Russell Mike Russell YouTube and he taught us everything about recording a podcast and I remember Gilbert and I would spend six hours here Just like how the fuck are we gonna do this? Yeah, and we figured out and honestly guilt like The I can't believe how much you know now. This is like you're a well-oiled machine You're a full-blown engineer now. Oh, don't say that out loud. The worst the worst is In the beginning the worst was

telling people Like my representation Mm-hmm, then hey, I'm doing a podcast with my girlfriend. It's gonna be called tiger really you help that us Mm-hmm, and they were like no just do that on your own. We make money. Yeah, we're looking for money Yeah, I mean we don't do that. So I'm like fine. I'll fucking do it But then what happens is what happens? What's two people go? How do we get involved? Well, that part's over that part's over that part When it comes to this

Because you know I all I want dude and all the people in the room remember this okay all I care about I'm big with loyalty And I don't know if that's a character defect or an old-school trait to have But if you're unloyal Fuck I want to fucking destroy you, bro You fucking just his loyal to me bro. Are you looking straight at George? Yeah, why are you looking at George? He's the most disloyal fuck in the world You're not you're a betrayer and I and but you know what can I say something?

I see through your character defects and your wrongdoings and I forgive you. Wow come and I can't recall what you've done Could you work so hard and you're such a great guy? But I just want to have that relationship with you But can I deep down inside you know this let me ask you something Be deep down inside. Do you think that I love you or I don't love you George? I think by now you love me deep deep down. It's it's very great now the podcast Very very very good. Oh wait now Real hug I've got I love you so fucking much. Do you believe him? Don't expect more

Do you not gonna get that for me again? I don't expect but I want to say this from now on just know that there is You have to go deep in my heart to find the love I'm not saying that my love for George is right here My love for him is there's tubes and canals and you have to go down different like an appendix It's in the appendix and it's only this small. It's very small like my love for like You know Gorillas and animals are a little bit more than his love Jesus like I there are pandas

I've seen like in natural geographic where I love that panda more than I love George and I don't know that bamboo eating motherfucking animal Yeah But I did deep down. It's there anyway. I you know what and let me ask you something Does Bobby Lee truly love Gilbert or not? 100% I fucking love you do if you I'm saying that series. I'm one row if you died Why'd you look at John I suck his dick I would never suck your dick because imagine if you call me and you said he died I would not suck your dick. That would mean the first. What if I first hey Gilbert died John come over to my house?

And then you're gonna make John do the five four or three two oh, yeah, just blow him if you blow me you get the engineer job Wow, dude, that's big for you man. I speaking of that. There's two B cams. Isn't that crazy? It's John and Bryce how there's no Bryce Howard here There's no Bryce Howard here man There's no Bryce Howard. We have Bryce Dum dum cousin to George No, I you know what price I want to say something to you too and I have messages to you too. Why don't we just do the messages? Bryce you to me if I wrote a book about my life

You're a chapter you and George are a chapter and it and people when they read the book They're like all this shit is Shakespearean ask him how long and sabotage what how ask him how long a chapter is How long is all the how I was asking him to ask you ask me how long? It's half the book your fucking chapter Wow, and you know what's gonna call chapter three deception But I love you very handsome do you think that you think that we're still it's still too soon to talk about that drama It's too soon. Okay. It's too soon because my mom's in town. Let's not do it. Okay. Good call But everyone in the room if you can still hear me go And I wanted to tell you there is drama between our families

You don't know about the drama because it's so deep and Shakespearean and Sabotage and bullshit, but I'm such a good guy with a deep heart and open chest plates I never said that before in my life That um that I forgave you and we're in the same forgave you and we're now in the same team And I love you too. Let's move on because I don't want to say more If a billion Chinese people look like you there would be no starvation Why there would be no hate? Because this guy's pure love right here man John. Ah, dude this dude right here. I think he's Buddha. I haven't done my research

But who smiles like that 24-7 that is true I know he's high as fuck and isn't where he is Because he's so high But to me it seems like he's jolly and happy and spiritual and you laugh at every one of my and I do believe that you think that I'm funny and I when I the reason why I like you in the room is because you left at the weird shit and that's why I like you Everyone in the room go John. Nah There you go. That's you record that. I think this is like his dream come true Me yeah, I've always wanted this. It's your cult. I asked my dad

I got that in the spare room in our house growing up. Can we just have a random people? I just start yelling things. I Didn't do that. That would be ridiculous By the way, these mints are the best mints in the world Forget that forget the packaging just a magamon. Yeah, these are the magamins. These magnets are so good I'm gonna put Barack on this one though because I but um, but so thank you so much for This is a foundation a family my favorite guest. Can I tell you my favorite guest? Yeah, because I didn't think that he would do it It's probably Jordan. Oh, I was gonna say that too. It wasn't even that hard for you to get it was the easiest guess we've gotten but it was the hardest to ask because um

Get out had come out. It was a huge thing and I don't like asking because I don't like rejection We should probably tell everyone the real process of how we get guests in here. Oh, yeah, that's a very we are probably the most Unprofessional when it comes to that we don't have we think we had it, but he's not no It's not George only can do so much any time George Oh, I love you So me I the bestest is love that's fine. Thank you. We love you. They strong my friend So the process is usually did you get anybody before tomorrow? Who's that? I go no, I called Brian counties out of town get somebody

To where I was like whose voice is that minor? No, it's a A combination a combination of all your voices. Okay, and it's like did you call Aquafina? She's a star That I never asked. I know you have it. I was I don't know why I said that one, but um, yeah, but the thing is is that It's weird because you know It's still you're asking for a favor. It's like David Spade goes Podcasts are the new jury duty for comics Oh, what where you have to do it, but it feels like you you're forced to do it legally

So when you go to other podcasts Does it feel like a chore if it's somebody that I know that like I do everyone's podcast But if a doorman asked me I'll go to a stupid apartment and do it No, not a nice apartment. I'm so sorry. I'm very talented young guy But sometimes I regret that because I just know that No one's gonna hear it I feel unheard. You're not seen. No, but if obviously if Rogan or finally kid or anybody else said I do it because I know

The kind of exposure it gets you but I didn't know that three years ago in the beginning, you know We none of us were like this is a waste of time but because we thought that the train had passed because Mark had done it Rogan had been doing it for years And I just thought that it was too late, but then you know Um, obviously it wasn't and it was actually the right timing Because I started with the Leah Theo Andrew all those guys and we're all friends. So

It just became so convenient and organic But what a blessing for that and we all helped each other If you think about it get there because we all you know, we've colitis done dr. Drew Sakura all the you know, we bomb that one. Don't plug that one too. Oh, she's done other ones, you know I mean, but my point is that we all go out over the years to plug it and and and it's really like a Community thing. It's cool, man. You know and I'll tell you the one thing it does and this is everyone in the room listen. This is very important. I think

When mad TV was done, I was hurt because nobody in Hollywood wanted me and I Dictated how I felt about myself based on the amount of work Hollywood was giving me Therefore I was constantly miserable But when I found when I took control kind of and said It's not I'm not gonna be dr. Kid. I'm not gonna get into a hangover I'm not gonna, you know, I've done sitcoms. It's that they're just not working Right and you know, you meet guys like Andrew Schultz and all these young Millennials right coming up in the comedy. They don't have agents or managers

They don't need them because they have they have taken control of their own career They don't have to call Some agent go, can you give me an audition for fuck a Jumanji 9? And they're like the rock's not gonna be in it. Yeah, I mean, it's gonna be Jeremy Piven And they're like, I really need it Like I don't you know Andrew Schultz doesn't have those phone calls Because he cut it out of his fucking thing

And I because of this For a while. I really believed I did this I thought oh shit Tiger Belly I go on the road. Now. I'm feeling like I'm in the wrong place Now I'm filling rooms This is it And so in that way, it's been such a fucking blessing man I think that's what Joe Rogan told you like three years ago, but you didn't believe it

Yeah, I didn't believe him because he has his big head. It's so muscular his face Who has muscle who has eyeball muscles Joe Rogan like there's no muscle there are Joe But he's you know cuz you know how Joe gets his face gets all muscular. She's right and he's like, hey buddy You gotta fuck. You know what I mean? And you're cornered at a comedy show. You're sweating you go Okay, alpha male. I'll do everything I can because you crushed me Why do you get an accent because I get get very foreign when I'm around alpha males You can fuck me if you want, but don't tell anybody You know what I mean that kind of thing. Yeah, but Joe Rogan

First initially did it and then I did marks. That's what I think doing mark because I knew mark maren before Right and before I have to admit And he I've said this to his face. He was a miserable piece of shit I used to ignore him publicly Because I was just I just thought that he was it just made me feel so sad to be around him Why he'd give negative intros in my opinion. What do you I want to hear? I mean, I mean he would like if here's what it is and he's right

Oh, so you're saying truth. I I believe I believe I believe philosophically Philosophically that he is right. I believe the also that he's also wrong You know as well because what he doesn't realize is that You know people have different styles of doing things and um Mark because I'm more goofy high energy I result I do accents and I do things

That to somebody that's an organic traditional comic It looks like I'm kind of cheating I know that sounds crazy. It's the same reason why keratop When he ever you see keratop in a la comedy club, he's never inside one. He's always waiting in the car He doesn't feel a part of I don't think the community Right because that's every time I've met keratop. He's been in the car. Maybe it's his coincidence. Maybe it's his I've never seen him in a building Or maybe he's protecting his props That's what he's doing. He's protecting the he's protecting his props

That's the hat that turns into a lighter. That's gonna get stolen. It's honorable He answered your own question. I answered my own question. Why do you tell everybody about um Couple days ago how you crashed into sam trippleys car in the parking lot at the comedy store What? Were you there? Oh john was there. Yeah john was there go sit down sit down sit down sit down sit down Everyone every no, I'll do it. I want to do it everyone but say it the way I said You're not Take it baby, dude. We never even rehearsed. This is new. This is already great. I mean this is already like hamilton

The play the play hamilton the play no rehearsals killing it first time go ahead. Tell me what happened Did you crash the car on purpose? Did it seem like that john because I want to know the it's also story. What's the story? Okay, so all right here. I'll tell can I tell you my version and then please let's make it like can I tell Yes, yes, okay, so uh last week Uh, I was shooting bobby around the comedy store because we're doing a little thing and uh after he did a set Which he killed by the way was hilarious really good Um, we were all outside and uh, we were kind of just hey like just talking amongst ourselves

We weren't rolling The next thing I see in the corner of my eye is this priest just rolling and bobby's outside of it And he's literally trying to drag Drag the car as if he can stop it with it. Of course It just slowly started crashing the sam triples car and then of course car bombs you never done a car bomb So you were physically outside of the car And your car it was on drive and you just left it driving into sam triples car And he

Freaked. Yeah, I mean naturally. I mean, I'm did you read did you see this that everybody? From inside the building seemed like they were outside. Yes So now it's a coliseum where people are on things taking photos And sam triply going you fucking goon. You don't know how to drive chinks can't drive like he went crazy I don't know if he used that terminology. So don't go crazy on the internet. Wait. Did he probably said asian guy? Yeah, theory. Was it a brand new car too? Yes brand new. He just got off a lot and I totaled the side And I wanted to show everyone I guess That I can't drive

but then also I do what I want So it wasn't intentional no Um, why you well actually this is why I believe it wasn't intentional because the cameras weren't rolling if the cameras were rolling Oh, then I would have been like because even I got yelled at for not rolling by like random people by mike. Yeah You know, I'll be honest with you bud In times you just get a fleeting opportunity

to get the shot Like in the vietnam war Okay, there's a no don't okay me my friend. Is that okay? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, I know There's a shot on old vietnam show where there's a guy standing there like this, right? Okay, right and then a guy shoots the gun they get the bullet midway. It's a horrifying photo. Oh, yeah, I know Right, but that journalism won some awards You're not gonna get that Do you know why?

I wasn't could you turn the camera fucking off but but my bad Mike did say that we could get the cctv footage from the comedy store. There you go. Yes, so it's not all gone and dead We still have proof proof Yeah, and sam trip. Well, honestly sam sam cannot see the video Can I legally can I I'm not I'm not kidding you Can I legally go to the comedy store and go sam triply can not see the surveillance video? No, I can't say that So his insurance can use that yeah to get you my own

$6,000 And that's so be it and sam I it was an accident It was an accident. Thank you, john. No problem. Give john a round of applause everybody give john a round of applause Very good applause too. That's like a television. It's really crazy. We have the uh, well before we get to the cup of names Kalilah, what was your favorite moment in the almost even four years here I think my favorite moments in here where was when we didn't have a table. We didn't have cameras And it felt really intimate to kind of just talking to this tiny little

I think I was using garageband then too to like record on my computer. Yeah, you were you were 100% you were I remember And I remember the quality being really crappy um, I think those were the times I I kind of Even though I love where we're at now and I love everyone out there And it it feels very surreal to be here and have people listen to you But what sticks out in my mind is always going to be the beginning because that's where I feel like our relationship became stronger Like, you know four years down the road

You think if we were to look at where bobby and I Like what we've actually grown what we'd actually built together without gouging each other's eyes out yet Like this feels like a victory. It really really does and it feels No matter how big tiger belly we'll get it will always feel this small and intimate and I'm really proud of that I never want to lose that about that about us and I always want to be friends And I I never We're Erasmith. Are they still together? Let's hope they are, you know

When you were talking sweetie, I really got a little for the first time Really kind of emotional. I'm a little emotional. I'm a little emotional, you know, I was thinking about When I would do the road and I said this briefly earlier, but In empty audiences and I remember the first time I did a gig I don't remember where it was, but I remember distinctly The audience yelling out at the same time no so through papaya And like there's fans in the audience that don't know what the fuck that means

Because they're only mad TV. So imagine you're in the audience and there's Spanish people who don't know what the fuck that means And Spanish people now and 70 people just strangers yell out Nosotros papaya like if you're Spanish, you know what the fuck is going on We are papaya. There we go. We are papaya. What the fuck does that mean? It's we papaya. It's not even grammatically correct But that's when I realized that There's something fucking to this thing, you know, I mean, so um Yeah, I got really emotional now. Listen. I wanted to do a little thing here

Where um You know, oh, I should put this back. Yeah, it's pointless what I just did. I'm so sorry Um, you know, I've always wanted a cult. Oh my god. It's true. Well, you got one And you know, christelia, you know, you can say that he's powerful on stage You can fall for his italian charm Um, you can root for his perfect Peanut his dick I've seen it

Delia Killing it Right He can have all those things Theo von can grow out the longest mullet One can possibly grow and talk about his buddies from back as trailer pop. You hear me? One guy had no eye and he was stuttering I get it

All right, you can be like burp burp cryster, right with that fucking thing. He calls a body And he's grinding away, but I'm gonna say this None of them Are the kind of cult leader that I am Because if I had a cult with these people in there Everyone in this Has shares in the cult Shares of what? It's a public company. It's a public company. Okay. So when they do, you know, I mean like hey blow up this

I mean or or you know me scratched, you know, I mean threatened You know, I mean the local sheriff because they're encroaching on for a mafia. You mean whatever The sheriff is encroaching and he's calling the fucking fire. What's the what's the government FBI? No, the fire arms government Was it the ones that did the wake up? What ATF called the ATF right? We need people to destroy the ATF these people would do it But my point is is that they wouldn't question me. You are very joe peshy ish You're not really Oda and you're also Oh, he's coming out. He's leaving the

What open the door you have cameras out there Open the door Well Bobby has um exited the room and stormed outside to talk to everybody He's very angry that I called him joe peshy. Yeah, I thought it would be a compliment Kind of the same height same body type What's he saying? What is he saying? That ain't you babe. He's trying to convince everybody that he's ray leota. Ah, I see I see Are you trying to convince everyone that you're not joe peshy? Yes. So here's what we're gonna do here. You guys, um, I want to, um

Bring people in here ask them quick questions about what their moment favorite moments why they like tiger belly But I also want to also give them an opportunity to ask any questions that they want. Yeah, you're here You do like even things that might hurt us just ask away. You can do anything burning questions. We're ready And I want to say that um, I want to pretend that we're in a cult too. So I'm gonna give everyone that sits down a particular job at our compound What their new name is If we do that, okay, okay, and let's just see if that works. If it doesn't work. It doesn't work. What do we call you bug one? That's it Yeah, okay. He's bug one bug one. All right, so even the first should we call one at a time you think? Yeah All right, the first one is alley g give it up for alley g alley g come on in

It's good name Hi alley sit down alley Everyone give all your own applause everyone. Yeah, she got us flower. I'll be her flowers. Okay Where's my gift? Okay Yeah, don't be nervous. I'm nervous. All right. I love you guys I put these on. All right. I got it. Careful. There's cake on the on some parts of it. All right So you don't have to put them on. You don't have to put them on. Yeah, you're gonna hear you like that alley. Look at me

Okay, so I'm gonna give you your new name And your new job. Okay, and there and don't ask me why I'm not going to don't go. Why do I have that? Why is my name that just do it Your new name is squirt Squirt and you're the nanny Of the cult of of the children that are born are the guess but guess what what there's no kids in the compound I told nanny. So guess what? Good job, Bhagwan. Good job. Thank you. Go ahead. Ask the question. What do you let me ask you a question? Okay

What do you like about our podcast? Well, I started listening to you guys about a year ago. I'm a patreon member. I love you guys Fuck yeah, I can drop that. We haven't had a patreon in two months, babe. Don't What's up with that? I would support anyway. Um Uh, you guys just are with me on my commute. I commute like an hour and a half to work every Monday through Thursday What do you do for a living? Yeah, what do you do? Uh, I'm a marriage and family therapist. Oh, yes Oh, so you live in a place that there's no families and you have to go an hour and a half No, I work at Santa Monica college and I work with students out there, but then I have a private practice

So you're a therapist. Um, yeah This is do you not love you? Do you think that because I want to know it I want to see I want to know how we're perceived by a professional. Yeah Like do you think that this is just absolutely toxic or do you see that it's a good thing? No, I okay You guys are super candid and you're super honest with each other Um, and you you talk about your your levels of intimacy and like where you're lacking and that's kind of what draws me to this Like you're super real and authentic with one another. So I don't know now in your experience Do you think that giving away too much can be a detriment to a relationship?

No, I I don't am I too close with it? No, you're fine. You sound great. I hear you. Okay, great. Like a little angel in my ear Uh, no, I don't at all. I think you guys I mean every couple has work to do like, you know, there's there's room We have plenty. There's room, you know, and you're you're grieving. There's grief. Thank you Your grief is not linear. It's it's comes in stages. So all right. I'm about to ask you some real questions and Okay So when my father passed I didn't cry I haven't cried since I know I listen to every podcast. So what I'm what here's where I'm

What I'm dealing with yeah is I'll drive down this road and I'll see a billboard with like A friend of mine on it. Okay, I'll be very happy. I'm being real. I go. There's it Johnny Right, but then um for some reason You know, um, I'll just start it going In myself and it all of us in negativity, you know what I mean? seeps in and um, it's just um I lost my train of thought babe I knew it. I knew it. The first time it happened all podcast. I lost my train of thought again. I fucking knew it

I'm just afraid that I'm gonna drive down the road and just look at my friend and go I'm happy for and then just start crying and then I'll cry for three weeks and then all of a sudden I'll relapse and all of a sudden I'm homeless like my mind goes into the thing. I'm scared of how that's gonna Come out. Yeah Well, I think how how will it come out? How do I how do I grieve now? Well, everyone grieves differently, but you started therapy recently, right? So I would say that's the space and you guys have our supportive family to him, you know, check in on him Tell your friends. I'm going through a hard time. I think that my problem Ali is that like Because since he's been grieving

So much of my focus is on him and I'm like a hawk And he I it may be home might feel like a police state to him where it's like I'm always Every step he takes because I'm so conscious of the fact that if anything happens to him if he relapses I feel like Um, I'm under the gun if anything happens to him. I feel like it's gonna fall on me and no matter Even if you're the most sane person say no, it's not your fault. It's not your fault I feel like the pressure is on me to make sure Bobby is okay. And um, I think that the last Couple weeks or since his father passed have been really hard on us for that reason I'm very very

Not fun at home because I'm always watching him. I think you're experiencing grief yourself and that You know, I think just being there, you know, not asking just being there for him because you're going through it too And I would you know, you need to give yourself space to like You know grieve and kind of feel and I mean, it's not it's not it's not your responsibility To be his therapist to fix him if he relapses, it's not your responsibility like at the end of the day So it wouldn't be a personal thing either. It has nothing to do with her. No, it's not it doesn't um Thank you so much I'm being no because we we we want to stay together

And we want to make it happen, but you know this is uh This is life. I believe in you and dark things happen bad things happen And we we grow and we try to work things out And this I only have one dad and he's gone and I don't know how to deal with it and I have not cried so You know, I hear what you're saying and I'm and I all the things that you've said just now I took in Good, I really did Ali. Do you have any burning questions for us? I mean, I I asked I I don't really but I I guess I would say for you Kalilah if you could change

One thing about your past. I know I don't I feel a lot of shame right now. No, no, no, you're fine Um, I guess I don't know if you could change one thing about your past What would what would it be? Maybe career wise even like what trajectory because you were a nurse and that's a thing I never worked as a nurse and I think one of the things I would like to I wish that I When I first got with bobby, he announced to everybody that I was a nurse I finished nursing school and I went through two years of being a student nurse at a hospital

So I'm very familiar with the setting. I I got my degree. I got my bachelor's in nursing Got offered a job at long beach memorial took the the the bonus that they gave me. Yeah, and just never worked as a nurse and Although I'm happy. I took the hard left turn in my career and ended up doing this There's a part of me that wishes that I had done more schooling That I had actually gone and become what I always wanted to be which is a doctor I never wanted to become a nurse and I wish that I was in school today And I wish that I had sought that harder. You could still go back. Yes. I know and I considered it more and more each day

And I I'm I'm not fucking kidding. I know For a fact That you would be a doctor if you wanted to that. There's no Doubt in my mind. You have all the skills the intellect the capability to do that. Okay and um, but I also believe that you're good at this Yeah, and I believe And you know in a job like this can seem selfish because There's a little ego involved your fate you're it's you that you're putting out there obviously right and you're taking a very big risk

but I think that There is a voice and I'm not kidding you I'm not saying this because you're my girlfriend and I don't think I would be even doing this If you weren't great at what you do, right? But you're the perfect balance to me Because you're on the right track great foundation you steer me in right direction And I can tell that there's only love and trust there So you have and your point of view and the way you

See the world and how your experiences in life have helped so many people so Yes, you could have done a lot of great work as a doctor But you know, I think that this too is something that you're you're changing You in many ways this is gonna sound crazy, but in many ways the media changes culture In ways of thinking. Yeah, and so what you're doing. I think is important as well Well, in a way like you reach so many people out there. I mean, look, I'm like nervous right now I mean, I'm nervous. Look at me. No, look at my hand. Whoa. He's so nervous. He's so nervous Yeah, but imagine how much more impactful I would be if I did both is what I'm saying

Yeah, I just don't want my my I know my brain's not a muscle, but I feel like certain parts of it are like Turning off because I haven't gone to school in so long And I just uh, I I feel like I'm getting dumber And so I wish that I had some place where I was still absorbing new information and doing both not saying I would give this up Saying I would rather do both. Thank you Ali. Thank you so much. It's nice to meet you Squirt before you leave. I have one everyone. They leave the table in this table The emperors table The king's table. How do you want to say it? Okay? I give you a little word of advice. Okay? Um

The great British baking show Watch it. Great. Watch it season six great Season six. Okay. Great show. Thank you very much. Netflix. Thank you. Bye squirt. Bye squirt You're doing a great job with the kids. You're doing a great job with the kids on the compound. Thank you Give her a hard run or at least killed it. You want to do one go? Let's try to get through a bunch of them as much as we can. We gotta go. We gotta go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah here. Oh my god. Yes Um, next is senya arse. Do you know her? No, but she has the same name as my grandmother Senya senya arse

Hey Hey Here we go Do you know you have the same name as my grandmother on my dad's side? You say senya? Yeah, it's senya. Your new name in our cult is pukko Pukko All right, you pronounce some people call you some people around the compound. You don't like it But some people call you pukko the kid pukko the kid

You know what you're doing. You know what you do on the compound. What's that? You make the handle for the shovel Oh You don't make the metallic part because you're not uh blacksmith. Okay, but you're really good at going in the forest Picking up the great wood the chop to make a beautiful handle for an axe. Okay. I like that. All right and pukko very useful Kid All right, so let me ask you a question puk. Can I call you puk? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What do you like about tb? Um, I love kalayla. I I love you

Yeah, I just think you're Besides the fact that you're beautiful. By the way, my boyfriend and I saw you at um, just like heaven Oh, and we went up to talk to you and he would not stop talking about you the whole night. He was just like she's so beautiful Oh, that's so sweet. Yeah And that was a concert in long beach where we went to go see um mgmt. You weren't there. Yeah, and the yeah, yeah, yes Yeah, the yeah, yeah, yes, and we talked about you and uh, all banks. I remember that conversation And how you lifted your boxers up really really Yeah, what the fuck what the fuck your boyfriend say

Jonathan Oh, oh, what did he say? He's johnny. What the fuck did johnny say about my girl? He wouldn't stop talking about how beautiful she was Johnny Johnny, but that's everybody Get him in everyone's flavor. I promise you Oh, look how cute Very cute Oh, shit. Fuck it It was just a joke it was just a joke

Sit down sit down sit down. It was just a joke I wasn't gonna do it. You got a good head of hair like you. Hey, buddy. Um, you're cute as fuck You know what dude? I was gonna get angry with you But I'm okay with it You got like a fucking like, you know what he looks like he looks like, you know, like a movie like up Right, wait, what like a cartoon like up. Yeah, you look like And yeah, like not a real human but

You know like disney made you They made a computer animation of what a cute white nerd would look like Yeah, he also looks like a three-chair turn on the voice. Yes. Yes So four-character four chair. Yeah. Yeah four four chairs. Four chairs. Yeah, three chairs is shit about three chairs So you guys saw just like heaven in um, you saw mgmt Phoenix, Phoenix. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You saw kalayla. Yeah, right? You notice kala Gay could come over johnny come over johnny

Said on papa johnny's just sit right here. Sit right here. I think you're a little ass here and talk like this Meal it on the lips. Don't sweetie Consent consent, okay Tell me so all right Uh, i'm just gonna say i'm not brandon chop Okay, get up get up. You just sit down sit down just open a can A worm that fucking meathead That frank and fucker

Brendon job wait who's spreading rumors that he ever hit on me. Is that you bobby? He says it like every other podcast he does right? Yeah, he gets on her. He doesn't Oh, he fucking does He has never and that meat bucket. Hey meat bucket meat bucket and I say to your face I'm not afraid UFC I know you can do tie kicks and jiu-jitsu leg locks I'm not afraid Please don't fuck her

That's so silly. Um, do you have what's up pook? We said pukko, right? Yeah, pukko. Well, what's his name then? Oh, shit. We didn't do it. You do it. Jono Oh, Jono and pukko. I love that. Jono pukko There's this show that I watch with Elizabeth Moss and it's set in New Zealand and there's a guy named Jono on there Super hot. Anyways, pukko There you go, buddy. Do you have any burning questions for me or the king? um, I think for Yeah, I guess. Yeah, how do you deal with all your friends like hitting on Kalaila all the time?

No, no one hits on me Absolutely because because everyone talks about how hot she is But I'm telling you right now, Sonia. No one not a single comic except for one tall bald-headed creep Has ever hit on me at the comedy store. What's that? Hmm I know what it is And what it is is I say that a lot by the way, huh? Yeah What it is is this

It is this what is is this is When I look at a hot chick, I don't look in the mirror and go Oh, shit. I don't have the right tools to get her God fucked me in the genetic process of things I looked at all of my there's not even a I was gonna say disability. It's not to be small in fact, but um But what I was saying I looked at my with the the junk

The lord gave me And I'm gonna turn this junk into a brand new El Camino like a real cool. Yeah, that's her favorite car like a really souped up Right El Camino and I am going to reach for the stars in every aspect of my life Not just women friends career everything. I I have one life. I just have to just fucking I have to try it all and I I don't want to look in the mirror and go Oh, I don't want to ask Kalilah out because she gets like You know like soccer players and like athletes and I'm uh, no, I go you know what I'm gonna try

Yeah, and she says no So, you know, yeah, well, I think you guys are great. Thank you. There's no problem with that I just I know you always bring that up. He does and and I think that um, can I just be really like Candid with everybody This is gonna be the first time I ever say it and he'll never admit to it, but Bobby's a cuck I think that he fantasizes I think that he fantasizes about other dudes being with me and he gets off on it and he'll never admit to it But the reason he talks about it is because he secretly loves it and he even if they don't hit on me

He wants to believe they did because it gets his dick hard Rebottle I am right There it is I did cuck twice as an animal is there any truth to what I said exactly No, it's not that I don't lay in bed and like and like Joe Garvin go oh Kalyla with Brendan Shaw I don't think that in my head. I just think that like, um But it is um, there's something about dudes hitting on your girl That kind of reaffirms that you have a hot chick like, you know, if Kalyla and I lived in a forest and we never saw anybody

I think eventually I'd be like, oh, that's Kalyla. She I don't see sexuality. She's my wife I mean, I see sexuality, but I don't in my head go. Oh, that's the most you're right because you're so used to it But you know, it it's great for other dudes to say compliments of air growth I think this is the better option than having you really jealous dude. Yeah. Yeah, I mean like that's just the fucking big headache Yeah, so I'd rather get a cuck than a jealous guy. So we're happy. Um, I want to do a message for you. Um, Um, Poco Poco and Jono and Jono. Oh Give me a give him a message I was gonna say kumbaya. Give a blessing a blessing a prayer blessing

Put your hands up, put your hands up. All right, you get Pataya, Pataya say it everyone Pataya Pataya not everyone in the room only these people Pataya Pataya You're saying dragon fruit over and over again. I am What's another word mango mango mango. Good All right, thank you. Thank you. Give them a round of applause everybody All right, we got a lot of names I get the next you want I do the next we got to go deep though because yeah close the door now. Let's try to get a bunch This is so fun

Okay, here we go. We got to get a guy. Fuck Rebecca T Give it up question Rebecca T. Come on Rebecca T everybody Hi Rebecca Hi, I she has gifts. She has gifts. Oh, wow. Papa loves gifts. I love gifts. Oh, wow. This is a Wow Definitely out did alley Oh, that's so cool. Oh my fucking god. I love this stuff I don't know what it is. I know but I love gifts free stuff

I'm going to write it. Don't read it now. It's personal. It's personal. I'll keep it in my pocket. Rebecca. Hello, Rebecca. Wow, that's weird.

Hi. Hi. Oh, we got coasters. Okay. Can you hear me? Yes, we can hear you. Of course we can hear you. Yeah.

Feel free to put the headset. All right. So, John, can you take this away? I'm going to give you a name. Um, look at my eyes. Macaroon. There it is. Wow.

I love macarons. Macarons are great. I love macarons. What's your job? Your job? Macarons. She makes the macarons. She makes them.

No, not. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Chef, you don't know how to do shit. Pastry chef. You only know how to make. No, not even that. Only macarons. What's your job?

One guy's croissant. One guy's chocolate croissant. One guy's herb croissant. Macarons are very coveted desert in Baguans world. You know what? You're thrown out of the fucking car. You're gonna go to the cult across the street.

If they're family, there's still a coin cult. But they, but they, there's a lot of people there. Okay. She sells out stadiums. Tell us what you like about Tiger Belly? I love everything about Tiger Belly. I love you guys so much. My husband is the guy with the mustache.

Oh, that's a good mustache. I saw him on my way in. Yes. That is a great mustache. When you want to see his... genitals? Yeah. Great genitals.

Oh, wow. Ooh. That was fancy. I love when a woman really... Ooh, la, la, la. Ooh, la, la. I love, I love my husband. Ooh.

Ooh. Fancy. Is his dick hair as thick as his face? Oh, yeah. I love pubes. Oh, my God. So I just caught you in a fucking lie. I love it.

I love... I caught you in a lie. Why? How can you see the dick with all that hair? You can. Yeah, you can, you can. Just because you can doesn't mean... Go on, go on.

I have him shave a specific... because I love pubes and then I love... So he has very quaffed pubes. Wow. You see? Very nice. It's thick but quaffed. Yes.

Okay. I love it. Wow. Very nice. I love everything about Tiger Belly. Is there a specific guest that you like? Prefer like kinds of guests. I do like...

Andrew Santino, he's pretty funny. We love Santino. He's really funny. Yes. I like him. I would say, I would agree with you. I say my favorite days are Santino days. He's funny.

And I just like it when it's just you guys too though. I really do enjoy that. I want to be completely honest because I feel like I've fallen off a little bit since my dad died. I'm sorry to hear about that. Thank you so much. Do you think that the podcasts have fallen or are they weird in any kind of way? No.

Even if you think they're getting better. You don't think they're getting better? They're... We're very insecure. Very insecure because I feel like there are times when I'm doing it, I just don't want to be doing it. You know what I mean? I'm sorry.

I have to admit that. There are times... Everybody has those days when they're like doing... Right. And so, you know, in many ways, you know, there's an old saying, you fake it till you make it. Everyone's heard of that. And sometimes I have to do that. You know what though, we haven't done a whole lot of faking it on here.

We've had to power through, but never fake it. So it's never... In that regard, it's never felt like a chore. I don't fuck with fake people. Okay. Good. Good. That's why I...

You don't fuck with fake people. I don't fuck with fake people. That's why I like your podcast. Because we're kind of real, I guess. No, you're real. You're not kind of your real. But you know what we are, right? You're what?

Do you know why we are? Why? Because I went on the road with Carlos Mencia back in the day and Pauly Shore and we would do radio and Pauly would do a thing where it was like, which was great. That's his thing. But his thing was being completely unprofessional, so he'll just walk out of the road. He has a stick... What do you call it when they have their act?

Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick.

Stick. Stick. Yeah. Stick. Stand up straight with us. H-T-I-C-K I can't just say stick. Stick.

Just say stick. Yeah, everyone has their little stick, but for me, when I started doing... Why are they laughing? Why are they... Stick sounds weird. Everyone has their own stick. Really? If you laugh again...

Why are you laughing? ...if you laugh again, I'm ending like we all understand that. That's rude. They've turned on you. So stupid. I'm kidding, but when I used to do OP, you know, the first time I did it, I've said before but you know I was trying to do what Paulie and Mencia did and it came across really weird because this is not me so the the next time I went to open

Anthony's many many years when they used to have that show I decided just to be completely and utterly transparent so that Geraldo, Patrice O'Neill, Jim Norton wouldn't make fun of me because right they used to rip me to pieces but then when I started being real they had no more ammunition and then I figured out that's how I'm gonna do these for now and radio and stuff just be as organically real and to say whatever I have nothing to hide and I feel like that that's the better road you know in the long run and that's I know I said round because I I'm kind of very to myself and very introvert and after

watch I've been listening since day one so after I've been like I've been listening to your podcast I've been kind of not giving a fuck as much transformation that's how Tom Cruise claps have you ever noticed them like this at Scientology events right he always does I hate it he does it like cups it's like you have to clap that hard aliens can hear you his ex-wife you see how she claps and Nicole Kidman how oh the penguin I think she has something wrong with her hands fuck you baby really I think this ability fuck Virginia Woolf she has carpal tunnel and she's doing this and now

I was making fun of it yeah if I had carpet tunnel and people knew I would do something I figure out something to do with my head yeah like not and the war I would never do that and the Oscar goes to Jordan Peele I stand up wait what do you think carpal tunnel is it's your hands okay because they say why would you do that if you had carpal tunnel I said if I had carpet tunnels and I couldn't wave give a thumbs up or fuck you I would do everything with this that's fuck you right you look at me I don't do it for you like that oh you know what we just saw I never had seen it before but he showed me a video of George of the

jungle what's his name Brendan Fraser I guess there's this like video of him like please don't make fun of my favorite he's George of the jungle to me I love him he's my number one favorite actor of all time go ahead but have you ever seen that video of him at the Golden Globes or something where he stands up and he wants to clap but he claps too hard and he does a little like side yeah and he does this with his head like he does some weird thing with his hand like that and that beam ruined his his career he's couldn't he's convinced that's what that's what ruined his career do you believe that I do like energy no big

no because he did it and became a gigantic meme and people made fun of him yeah and that was the thing that ruined this yeah do you think you don't clap like I love him I love him too but do you think you can ruin it okay yeah the break the making I get it yeah but imagine that my mom loves you fucking loves you I fucking love can I tell you a story yes I said put it on my email but I'm gonna tell you so she was out of funeral okay stop great start does it have to do with me no okay so she was at a funeral and the priest look like you exactly like you okay and she fucking loves you she loves you she watched mad

TV everything so she looked at you she was not at you but the priest and she was like and she was laughing so hard she had to get up people were looking at her oh she get up and she had to leave the church and she was just laughing can you morph into other people Bobby and she was like you won't believe it this priest look like Bobby Lee oh my god I was laughing and I had to leave so fake laughs I know you you know what at first I was mad because you know what my honest reaction is that priest should kill himself Jesus you look like me you're not ugly you're not ugly but why would you cackle like a hyena you're

fucking right when you look at him I imagine he doesn't know who Bobby Lee is no one's ever said you look like Bobby Lee and now he's doing his job he wakes up he puts on the little thing yeah he shows up at a funeral yeah he looks in America I look normal like a normal human being I don't know what this is I guess it's the same looking in the mirror okay right and then he's doing his job and you're cackling right in his fucking face well she's not in his face she left you can have this you can have whatever you want here you have any questions for us you have any questions for anybody in this room it's

a sharpie but I'll sign this I'll sign it I know you guys wear your hearts on your sleeves but you have that one thing you're like I'm never gonna there's a thousand things one no no no you can't say it because it's gonna get me banned from life okay hold on one second I'm trying to think I think I probably said it once on a podcast but very quickly is I was spoon-fed until I was 13 years old okay I drank the bottle for a while too really and the reason was because I had a very obsessive and at that time very troubled mother and she was very obsessed with my swimming career and she had to ration out a certain amount of

food that she thought that I needed and they had to finish all of it on the plate so even beyond past satiation where I was so full and I would cry and I don't want anymore so she would force feed it on a spoon my mom is a lovely person now but she had her demons when she was younger as did I and she has so much regret and remorse about how she treated me when I was a kid but I was spoon-fed and and and every time we would have a guest come in the house immediately she would pass the spoons to me pretending like I would feed myself and it was a giant secret but that's that's yeah I think that's something I've

never told somebody before but I eat perfectly with a spoon and fork now I really do love you I love you oh man of course wow wow and I want to say to you what real quick if you feel like crying just cry don't hold it in like if you're what if you're in the car and you see your friend you're right just fucking cry can I be honest with you yeah I will be real be real be real be real okay right okay do it again what macaron he's really bad with me I know he is that's why his name is that macaron I don't know the her previous fucking name I need to go ahead go ahead what tell him the advice tell him

advice again oh if you'll be real you said to be real so I want to say thank you in a real way if you okay when you're in your car and you see your friend on the billboard and you just feel like crying just cry I think I think that's close I'll tell you why that was real because that's my real reaction because I used laughter as a defense man in fact in fact when we when I've seen him cry he'll go from crying and then looking at me and then hysterically laughing so you know all those moves in the jargon I've done all those I did the shoe thing yeah yeah all right thank you so much

macaron God bless you take care give me a boba on the cheek thank you so much thank you bye bye love you yeah that's cloud for macaroons is great you got to pick a guy I can't do another girl you got to pick a guy um the next one up is Steven when oh fuck I fucked it up come back in again because I just called you half hispanica I said half hispanica USA you have hispanic yeah oh then come on in fuck why not dude look at that hoodie he's wearing oh so you're I have a question in these and hispanic yes your last name in in Filipinos because we have the ng we saying Muyan the Filipinos call you

that well people think I am Filipino you do look yeah you look you do a little Filipino well it was the proper way to say it I say Nguyen Nguyen one syllable NWIN that's how I say it got it you know you really have a face did I really enjoy my friend your shit is like dances with wolves but like 2019 style man you got a like a Tomahawk vibe I like it Toma yeah yeah I try like I'm gonna try with you that his name that's it Tomahawk yeah yeah and you know what you do for the thing for the compound what you're just gonna stand in the corner completely naked in one room and you're gonna have like a sign around

your neck it's gonna say in blood bitch just take it because just take it because I'm just giving people jobs and that's the job that I think that you can handle because other people can't handle it yeah strong yeah they think that's your job yeah what do you do what do you do for who cares but yes but what do you do for I feel like no the only reason I say that is because when people asking what I do for living I get really defensive yeah I don't like the I don't like that being the first question asked about what do you do what do you do for your joy in life for your joys in life fuck what you do for work what

makes you happy what makes me happy is I like riding motorcycles what do you ride now right now I have an old KZ 1000 like the old chips motorcycle I know what a KZ 100 is what the fuck what a fucking smart ass I owned a KZ 50 the original that's pretty good I like that one made me sell the motorcycle I did so what do you love about Tiger Valley the most you guys are just hilarious the way you guys interact with each other so funny really the well yeah the reason I started listening to you just because of the mad TV days that's when I first I don't see that that's the thing is you feel like embarrassed of it but you've

got a lot of fans from it and I started listening to Tiger Belly because I know you from Matt TV did you just put Bobby Lee podcast one day I think I just stumbled across it one day I think I might have just been YouTubing clips from Matt TV probably do you remember earlier when I said that I used to have the industry dictate how I feel mm-hmm that's exactly what I'm saying right I know that when I was on mad I mean I'm not with key and peel I barrels all these fucking people right mm-hmm they're all the best skilled right I we knew that this is a talented group of people and that we're all gonna do

stuff and but it was the industry that said fuck you right and now I'm like fuck you back mm-hmm you know but there were fans like you who are you know I mean like your hip young cute as fuck that liked the show and you and I knew that about it but you understand my reaction to it is not because of you it's because of I'll throw out fucking casting directors names right now I'm gonna fuck I'm not gonna okay all right I see but there are people that try to fuck me for real and they made me feel like shit about myself but you you're the reason why I do it right you're the reason why I get up in the morning and

I want to do it right I love you dude I really do yeah I love you all right so um there you go thank you what's wait did we give him a name I didn't know I didn't give him a name because I just got so I really believe that okay so there you go do you have any questions for any of us um I guess it's it's a question that can anybody can chime in on but I know you're getting a lot of pressure well I've heard from other podcasts pressure about this is and I I want it I want to see it I'm sure people want to see it oh what a special exactly okay yeah yeah there's um just ask me go ahead ask me directly why

haven't you put out a special okay that's interesting that you said would ask me that I don't love field I um do you ever want to do you know what it feels like to be wanted like like your parents do you have parents yeah do they love you yes they do but you know that inherently deep down yourself right yes does that feel good when you move on with your daily life when you're doing chores and doing any kind of thing in your daily life that foundation of love is always there right right some people don't have that mm-hmm I need I need affirmation from who especially so that they can kind of kick you into high

gear to make a special who do you need that from I need um a company to call me if I got a call from any company going hey we were big fans of Bobby Lee what's the interest even just what what does it what would it cause let's just throw out a throw it up you know I mean a line there's no line and now other commenters saying that I have to call them and go hi I'm Bobby Lee and I know I've been doing comedy for 25 years I have a question I'm a regular at all the clubs across the country but I have a question though why do you always feel like you need to be courted like why do you need to be wooed like what is it

about is it like a deep insecurity like you don't want to be rejected if you ask is that why you would rather be courted because I asked somebody I'm not gonna tell you who that was years ago I know a couple years ago but I did ask mm-hmm and then they came back with I'm not gonna tell you the company big though so I asked for an hour and they came back with we don't know about an hour but we'll do a 15 minute one and when I got that response I mean imagine doing comedy for that long regular at all the places you know and you get the call and you know that everyone that they do give it to don't even hold some of them I've

seen right so you know I'm gonna just you know but I'll be honest with you I am doing it now we were going through the motions yeah I have thrown out the line to a friend of mine who's in the industry he wants to produce it okay the balls are rolling okay and he's telling me that it's gonna happen and I trust him if you if it makes you feel any better I've essentially backed them into a corner okay well yeah no other choice and now we're working on that's good everyone in the room listening okay I'm gonna do the special within the next six or seven months is that okay great question that was a great question and

I've always heard other people talking about never heard you guys and that was ballsy and you came here with a very provocative like Mike Wallace there all right Tomahawk yes sir oh wow you get away you get away that's one of the biggest blessings around here in that British baking show Paul Hollywood gives Paul Hollywood if your muffin is at the level of the muffin yeah he gives you a handshake I just give you a fucking oh wait that's a whole Hollywood equivalent yeah I like it I'll take it I feel like I feel like we should do more you can't we're at just 20 so you guys know 10 20 but oh yeah we got to do one more

rapid we don't want to keep these as a Monday night that's what I want to do all of them though that's no I know but we can't keep everybody all that's right but I think we should do a thing I think we should do something where can we do quicker is there any way to go in there and ask people or no okay well let's just do this and then let's come up with we had a guy let's do a lot more all right smart more let's do one more let's just do one now and they will think Augustine Augustine M Augustine there's no August oh yeah I wanted this guy for so long for so wait are you Filipino how you doing what's up Mexican you're in the

border what you say I'm Mexican you're Mexican yeah oh la Caital como estas bien bien Augusto yo sé que ha sido mucho al paso la escuela y pantalones escucha tus historias de Juárez la hamburguesa muy buena bien el sol en el moon de agustín muy bonito bien gracias gracias ok your new name right mm-hmm dirt boy there boy yeah that's a good name don't don't get hurt now because you don't even know the job what's the job right you're responsive for all the dirt on the land whoa right on the nose huh but not just responsible making the the soil fertile so we can grow our heroin oh so that we can sell and make

some fucking money in our cult stack stacks stack stacks we're gonna do marijuana heroin cocaine right and we're only gonna do it sell it to white people we need to even the pit playing field out there Bhagwan is a businessman I'm a businessman perfect I want to even it out there out there okay what do you love about target belly oh well I don't I think this you guys broke my podcast cherry oh we did yeah so you never listened to one prior no like I think wait Bob is having a moment he said this is really special for him he loves this he loves um I had don't say cherry pop

don't say popping cherry another I you know when you said that I just made me go cool and I came a little bit you're like yeah so you we popped your little cherry huh little juicy little cherry fresh hymen how did you how did you even pop across the podcast yeah my girlfriend she she had been watching and she was like dude you need to listen to it but I feel like so many people are just like you need to listen in this podcast and I was just like she was like alright I was like alright I'll sit down and like I'll watch it with you and then the as I watched the first episode I saw I was like what the fuck what

episode was it you remember it was like it was really early solo I think it was just you guys yeah it was like super early and like I think you guys all started fighting and I think it was you Gilbert got into a fight with Bobby and you guys were in this conference this is when he almost fired 25 the episode 25 percent wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he's forgotten about I forgot about it that was I want to rekindle I don't want to do that I want to rekindle that feeling so what did he do it's not what I did you wanted to fire him I and he wanted to walk away and I was like but why but why was it though I was it

because of money after your surgery it was after you guys were pissed that I couldn't make the podcast because I was with my family but George shut up and I was the only one that couldn't do it and then you guys gave me shit for it the next podcast did I give you shit too you started it I don't think Bobby even cared that you were fucking blasting me I was like this fucking deception you know this hey you know that deception chapter you were talking about this was an instigator Bobby give a fuck until I was I high because I had just gotten my fucking fake you were in drugs and you were very not in the best mood okay I'm

excused the perfect recap not only the perfect one it's the realest one it was the realest one it shed so much light on so many issues that we have here and some of it is coming from this negative fucking I will I will say that of all of us in the room I am the most serious one and in terms of like editing and being extra careful I'm the one that ruins the day I'm always like nope we gotta edit that out George is like keep it in he says keep it in it's fine but here's a thing this podcast would be shut down if we didn't oh there I'm not kidding you there are I'll be honest with you Andrew Santino and I and there's

something out there that no one will ever hear but Santino calls me goes come over to my house and we're gonna do an hour nap podcast but in this podcast we get to say whatever we want to get anything that we can even get the most fucked up fucking bull and it was the funniest podcast we had ever done like if you listen if we show people this podcast careers I know but we show it to comics and they show it to people comics yet comics okay comedians and they go oh that's the funniest thing we've ever heard I know but we can't air it because our cruiser I think that I just I'm really super paranoid about

the cancel culture and whereas they're doing the right thing and they're pushing back and they're like saying no say whatever we stay unedited I'm super paranoid about that so if anything is watered down it's my fault I'm the person to blame I just wish we didn't live in a society now that's like this and and we're all fucking paranoid we talk about it all the time it's crazy I feel like even with the people that I know on this like just in general it's just like it's so intense because it's you're always watching what you're saying and then if someone says something or something related to someone

else yeah like it just like spreads over to like other people and it just kind of grows and everyone's just like you're not a lot of to like that person right and I'm just kind of and isn't it kind of a sick feeling when you every day you wake up and you're like wow I actually have to censor myself today yeah it doesn't feel like you're living in a in a in a country with free speech at all but if anything I think my girlfriend probably relates with you because I'm I feel like I can be very crazy sometimes yeah like when it comes to our friends like I feel like I'll say a bunch of crazy shit like yeah the other day I got

drunk and I called my friend and easy easy easy I want to know what he said but you see go ahead there's Mike's what'd you say so what happened was that I got drunk and a couple of our friends were like saying not like they weren't vibing with his girlfriend and for me it's like I just really wanted to be honest with him but I think I have a problem with censoring myself yeah and I just called him and I was like hey dude like like everyone like doesn't like your girlfriend and it came out like super wrong because I really love him and he's one of my best friends yeah but I think just trying to be honest and

like not wanting to hold it and I think I was just kind of like is he really serious about her or was it more like a you know a throwaway I mean it's it's like too early to tell you know what I'm I kind of agree with you you know I'm very protective of my friends and I don't ever beat around the bush in fact I'm in the process of straight up telling one of my girlfriends like and her boyfriend is is a friend of mine too but I think that he's trash for her yeah he's not trash on his own but he's trash for her they just don't click yeah and I should have told her like dude he's an alcoholic and he's a piece of shit don't

date him also sorry to you my friend like you can't date her like it's but I I have the same problem as you and I think that I could probably ease up on on that a little bit getting a ton of trouble really what happened I mean it just caused like this huge thing where like my friend called everyone he's like so like what's going on with everyone in like my girlfriend and I called him again I was like nah dude like I feel like I kind of like really blew this out of the water yeah and everyone had to he got so because he's just like really into like people liking his girlfriend you need you around yeah he needs you

around in his life to put that fucking bitch in her place but also you should have done it sober yeah I mean eventually I talked to him and I was just kind of like I kind of like took the reins back and I was like alright like maybe I shouldn't be like super intense I was like yeah like maybe I don't dislike her but I think that she gives off like an energy and I felt like I'm very perceptive to how people are that if I if I feel weird about someone I'm just like I don't really say anything but I'm just kind of like I have my eye on her and just like hearing around what everyone else was saying they're just

like I was hearing kind of like similar stuff yeah so I was just kind of like alright well I might as well just tell them but I think I got a little bit too excited yeah but also you know what you're shifty on I can feel it you're no longer the dirt guy by the way what am I now eyebrow model give him a round of applause everybody that was I brought I brought I brought a name chain thank you so much do we have one more name you want to do one more you want to do what you're going do you want to take a break you want to take a break you want to try to take everyone but just have them come in give them a name and they leave

just we can try to get as many people or what rapid-fire questions from them or by them it doesn't you know it doesn't have did they do they all want screen time is that what now we'll go get a picture though after we're gonna get the picture but do we need how about we close up with one more are you know what I want this is what I want one and I don't want this is what I want I honestly want this I want to get everyone in this room Jesus just hear me out yeah just hear me out and we're gonna sing me walking on the street together I we should do that I think we should end with that probably we're gonna end with

that yeah but do you even know the lyrics of your own song because I feel like you kind of after the second no there's only the honestly the the lyrics to that song only ends with that second verse so it's me walking on the street feeling so good to me yeah yeah having fun with my friend till the end is literally in the flowers that part then I don't know that one because I switch you do yeah well I okay I guess we're not gonna let's call bring people in they haven't been in here already wait should we grab one name to do an unhelpful let's do one let's do one name for an unhelpful advice yeah the last

unhelpful guys last unhelpful advice in the Beechwood house wow ready and we were got Adrienne T Adrienne T Adrienne T get it we're gonna do an helpful advice Adrian please have a seat please have the headphones on helpful advice with Bobby Kalilah and Adrian that's the last one ever hi Adrian hi Adrian are we giving her a name are you giving oh yeah I am I am I get it sometimes I have to meditate on it I have to think about it because it's not um Bogwan is stumped is John farting flick not flick like flicks like flicks good one like flick flicks very cute look like a flick to me like you're fast

you know me okay so you're gonna help us answer this I gotta get her job too she's gonna ask I gotta get flick a job okay you make you make figurines like statues out of organic matter I mean that I did do that at some point really what are you an oracle fucking oracle matrix baby would explain I don't have to explain we don't know her she did that explain please go explain I used to work at a toy design firm I was like manufacturing toys you're an oracle oracle I already knew that about her by looking at flicks eyes you know me I see a factory in there with a bunch of like little little people you can't call him

Elvis anymore it's against the law little people a lot a little with the with Santa the not fat but he's retunned yeah yeah pleasantly play let's do an awful awful of us go ahead hi this is from Dan dear Tiger Blade crew I started listening to your podcast last month the sick humor delights me so much so thank you I'm an Asian American Cambodian American so yeah Asian stereotypes internalizing or forever ending guilt hooray I want to ask specifically what advice can you give on making new friends and dating Tinder didn't work so well because I was assaulted by a drunk woman at a bar new

England winter is real and the sad kicks in I'm maintaining my positivity throughout gone sober and tell you new year thanks Dan how does he make new friends and stay happy and date we'll ask Adrian first how do you make new friends how do you do it flick I make Augustine talk and then Augustine's your your guy well your boyfriend is named Augustine yeah that's the guy we had on before like literally like 30 seconds dirty boy dirt boy dirt boy dirt boy is not the eyebrow model is not your boyfriend are your husband my boyfriend your boyfriend been dating for like six years let me think oh they're

meeting you ah I saw it what I saw what your baby looked like Bilbo beckons like very white and small no it's your Asian as well it's Bilbo if he had some sort of deficiency iron I don't wish that you wish that's what he looked but in his talent is um who's the Stephen Hawking that's I don't why just that's cut that out that's the talent cut that out see that's with the cut that out I don't want to do that anyway um you know I wanted to ask her a question just a side question aside from because I feel like you're a younger how old are you 26 you're 20 so you're young you're millennial correct yeah are

you still a toy designer no I'm a graphic designer now Ali Wong said to me something the other day a couple weeks ago a month ago a while back okay he she said um wow um your generations of Asians had a deal differently with ours like I don't have to talk about being Asian or you know I mean like you had to deal with like being typecast stereotyped in terms of like auditioning and her generation doesn't necessarily have to deal with the kind of bullshit we had it like can you do in a thicker accent you're like fuck you know I mean it's crazy but you view race different than I do because of just generationally right

do you feel like have you ever had anything racist happen to you yeah I've been like cackled a lot like people across the way like say can you don't you fucking hate that and you want to tell them it's a different language I'm not Japanese but then they don't care and they go it doesn't matter we got the laugh yeah but the layer is especially there's even an extra layer especially if you are a woman because not only are you being cat-called but you're gonna be cat-called with the specific race that you they think that you are yeah actually find your feet walk on my back yeah stuff like that so specific right well where

there's kimono silk right and then there was a walk like this anyway so but you've never like you've never walked into a restaurant what oh my god I feel comfortable because I can just tell that they don't want my kind in here oh I've had that happen before you have yeah um I grew up in like a very white suburban place like Norcal and like I've felt that before I think she's right I think that we were very lucky to live in LA where that rarely is like a rarity here it doesn't happen as often now yeah but probably where she's from if I mean it in other places there are places that are unlike LA sweetheart and we don't go

there often so we're not we don't know what it's like no I'm on planet earth I know what it's like to live on planet earth there when you go in when you do shows at the Bible belt you always come home with stories oh sad stories yeah you're right yeah the worst is just the swearing hey kid watch your language and some white guy that you're not related to he's not your boss some stranger and you want to go fuck you but you don't because you're so conditioned you go I sorry I've I've said to old white people that I didn't know and said I don't like the way you're sitting or I don't like the way you're walking or I don't

like the way you're doing it and me saying I'm sorry but why what am I sorry about I'm being normal my friend Shane he says you know I love your reaction is so cute you know like my friend Shane the first person who pointed this out to me she's like why do you keep apologizing even to like people you're familiar with like friends and family you know like Raul in the great British baking show when he gives like a masterpiece of a cake but then as he's serving it he says sorry and he walks backwards like he's already apologizing for it possibly not being good even though it's a masterpiece that's what I do

in my own life I think that for a lot of us it's like it's a conditioning thing where you know that you're gonna be reprimanded even if you're doing okay and I think it's a product of being hit as kids oh yeah yeah so we're always sorry my therapist I shouldn't say that no I think you should keep your therapy I just want to let you know I'm gonna leave it private right but basically what she told me just in general I'm not getting any specific but I thought that my dad hitting me all those years didn't do anything I really told her I go yeah I don't give a fuck yeah who cares he beat me up you're a kid you're scared you

know me you don't understand the kind of trauma and the shit that you had to deal with and I hit all that shit right so um I need to deal with all those things I love you so much back to the question at hand though how do you make in your your 26 now but do you have like a core group of friends or are you kind of like a floater and how does one meet new people in this day and age I don't have the answer to that because I haven't made a single friend a new friend in actually I have from SoulCycle but one only yeah how do you do it as a millennial I mean I used to be a floater like most of my life I just didn't

like I had a lot of close friends in different groups but I never like made them intermingle or anything I just like to have it at separate yeah yeah it's like I have AA friends and I also have comedy friends but I don't like like I used to have these birthday parties what I'd have to bring both and it sometimes was weird they're like what's that nine-year-old plumber with the you know I mean who's like writing like it's feelings in a journal all that's my friend Billy we have the same sponsor we're very opposite I cannot make I cannot consider you a friend if I can't bring you into my family setting well

I'm like that now yeah and I think that's just one of the requirements if I can't imagine you spending time with my family I kind of just don't even want to take it there like even door Dorothy she's out there I met her at the first live show for Tiger Belly and Dorothy's been to all our family parties yeah but that's just because that's how I feel like if I'm gonna get to know you like you know I want my sister if you get in we want we want you in yeah yeah um I honestly was dreading today because I didn't know cuz I didn't know what it was and you know I wanted I put a lot of pressure on myself to make it some

special thing but I really think just by being here and by being together and doing it it felt right it did feel like a good like this is a good way to close and yeah I do and this next era is gonna be very exciting I think you have really good guests coming up but we're always gonna say stay fucked up and the way we are oh I want I wanted to ask you one more thing how attached are you to this studio for instance my question is if it were to not be a replica of this in a new place would it make you unhappy as somebody as a fan of Tiger Belly I feel like if that picture we're in the next studio like that'd be fine okay we're

gonna bring this because it's always in the shot yeah yeah yeah so without this it wouldn't feel the same yeah okay got it that's good advice I want to say thank you to you I also want to bring everyone in here to sing the song to end it okay and I think that y'all want you to sit here okay yeah let's bring everyone in I'll do it I'll go in there you just start reading all the names out here Harrison pack Zach Ari Azizan this way so try to get on this side this is crazy we're gonna make it happen we are gonna make it happen everyone's come in oh shit this is not this is gonna work it's gonna work we now now we need to

be people back here yeah we have cameras here this too here it's an end of an era don in Bryce get in here too if somebody's a good lyricist you guys want to write some more go in there go behind Bob it's very simple but let's just do see what we have and then let's do it slowly maybe that'll help what's up dude what's your name I like you look like post Malone dude it's post Anthony no I have a super diehard boner for post Malone so when I saw you I got a little excited I'm not gonna lie come in here you guys come on in guys get here Tiff hey Nick I like your hairstyle you wait you you guys haven't met that's David so

straight as David so straighter your I will you're a wrestler or a jujitsu guy yeah a little bit ears but that's why his name is Nick the ear you're Nick the ear yeah I've heard your name and Nick the ear David so when everyone trains with him all right so um let's I'll stand mm-hmm and I'll sing me and then you'll join okay okay let's just keep the tempo good you know what you know what's even better than that let's do a silent meditation okay that's not good for audio yeah babe audio listeners babe I don't care oh god who's laughing who's laughing Jenna oh Jesus she doesn't respect to you no

respect you hippie burning man lady yes walking down the street feeling so good to me yeah I think that's all we got thank you guys Bobby do we want to do we have hey everyone well that's our our 220th podcast of Bobby and all the sleepers from the slept kingdom here and make sure you see the slept king live Bobby will be in Brea San Francisco Calusa Irvine go to Bobby Lee live.com and grab those tickets before they're gone remember get your question on Tiger Valley by email I love your sister so much she advice unhelpful gbell that's so much like it I'm obsessed with her

get my make eye contact with Bobby we're looking for interesting unusual non-typical problem I love her so much but just you know that is crazy eyes unhelpful and you know crazy eyes yeah all right that's good that's advice we love you guys make sure you follow Bobby on Bobby Lee live client at Climby came Bobby George at George underscore Kimmel you can follow me at Gilbets I only got one time this is that was because of my manic use I literally keeping and I love you guys and we'll see you at the new location I haven't processed have a good night I'm gonna miss this place I've been too worried I have too much loss

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