TigerBelly - Ep 224: Theo Von & The Guillotine

Episode Date: December 11, 2019

Bobby takes off the mask. Theo sees the groceries in the parking lot. We talk two-by-faces, tree dander, FBI holding cells, and Bobby's mullet dream.   Support us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh, did you do Stevie's show? I was like dang Stevie looks like he's Rough bra, oh, yeah, sorry man Turn the cameras and I oughta is you get the recording instruments going on or whatever at me, huh? Yes, sir All right, you can do the countdown or what man five four three two My body tells me no But I won't quit cuz I want more more more More welcome to fucking Tiger Belly. I am your captain No, so that's papaya slept king USA slash Korea. We got fucking flat place flat flat. We got flat place

Oh, yeah, it is a little hot. Yeah, it's all right Because you can still see that I like that man. Yeah, you get high better at heart and see We got my beautiful princess right here Kalila, you know, I mean she's uh You mean everything's like a virgin with her man. Everything's tight and nice. You know, I mean great personality and wow I love her so much. She's my life partner, man We travel life together, bro, and we explore. Oh, it's good. I haven't said your name So you don't shit say shit until I introduce you. Okay rat Violent I like this

Yeah, I really like your new I feel like you really that guy we also got that guy and that guy Let's clap everybody now Oh fuck dude, I had no idea that you brought your mythological friend over here from the fucking, you know, I mean Yeah, Pandora, bro. This guy. That's my friend Collin doing your left sack is like my head your head I don't know what you said might your head is like my left back is what when I meant to say he got that body set He got that body. Yeah. Anyway, good to see you man. Got that beautiful mom. Anyway, this next guy I'm gonna introduce is our guest tonight Wow, I was like commercial that's just the sound I make when I show up

Release attention so bro, you know years ago, dude, I did not know anything about country people man So I went to a restaurant and I got a biscuit. You know, I mean those did bro Oh, your biscuits, bro, bro with the jalapeno sometimes put in there, bro What the fucking butter you don't do that people came over here and started doing that dude. Okay, my bad I didn't know the history of it bra. Yeah, let me just finish dude. That'll bring you up, dude. I like the collard greens. I like the That's all I had but I want to say to you dude that um, I Been going through a hard time in my life. I really have and

And You know, I wanted to push some of these pods because you know, I was trying to get my head straight but when I realized it was you dude, I was like, let's do it because I View you as somebody that I think is incredibly one of the funniest guys and number two You and I are friends for real You've changed a little with your bling and I've never seen you were a purple scarf before but um, and There's no son out

This is this is actually where these glasses in memory of your father because I haven't even seen you really since your father passed away Thank you morning. These are morning. Are you crying? These are morning. No morning. Oh, you are would you want to see his dad? You want to see my dad turn it around give turn around give go Oh Is he in that thing? Give me the baby. Oh my god, you have no idea what you just did Be careful their ashes come come up there he is bra Robert H. Lee. Yeah, it's my dad right there, bro

Yes, beautiful one. Hey, huh? What he's small. He was a pig me dude. Was he really? Yeah? He was one foot two And that's we didn't even put ashes in them. That's just his whole body a little shoulder man. Yeah Shoulder man. Yeah, so my dad is one foot two. They fit him in that little box and he's still alive He's just resting. Yeah little holes in the bottom, you know, put him back on the other side man See you on that side. Thank you so much. I didn't say your name How about a rental plus for Theo Vaughn everybody clapped your hands, man? Thanks guys He has his own podcast called weekend wars with Theo Vaughn and what's it?

fast weekend Yeah, yeah riffing with Theo Vaughn, whatever you know, Theo Vaughn and the man, you know, man Yeah, drink in our way to rehab. What's that new podcast? That's very personal Whiskey Theo Vaughn, um, I love you man. Thanks for being here man. I love to explain your fucking head up, bro Nothing. Well, this is what do you mean this? Yeah, this is just a scarf This is like a wintertime piece more for you know, when you want to just kind of keep a little bit of the elements off your neck

right and Shit, huh? Yeah debris anything keep your keeps your mullet warm, too. Shit. Yeah, so I got that with the bling gang piece, bro Somebody made this for me. Yeah What does gang gang mean, bro? It just means gang two times in case somebody didn't hear you the first time All right, right for people with learning disabilities. Yeah learning disabilities in their ears What else happened man, not too much dude, yeah, yeah We haven't talked we've talked about how you killed it in Australia. What bra? Have we? Oh

Those people are great, huh? Australian We've never been I've been even been We've never been as a as a group as a group by Ben You've have you ever performed over there? No, no, I bet I went before you know, man Yeah, this is what would love you man. You think so. Oh, yeah, you know what it is bra It's like I don't know how to go there and I need to be invited No, no, it's not anything like that. What it's like is just that you should go over there man And those people would love you I think

That's it get off the plane not a range anything and just you know, bra you're the jalapeno biscuit man But being biscuit now doing stand-up I mean was it because I found when I would play it South Africa bra Did they got all the jokes they get all the jokes right they speak English. Yeah. Oh, yeah, man If you're in South Africa, man, they play they definitely I I feel like they get a lot of jokes over there Is that what you felt like? Yeah, yeah, but like it But you know, I meant to ask you bro because they have the abarabra. I love Austria. What they call aborigines

Asking him the whitest guy in the world You could think all the way through his genealogy. Nobody would know Zero answers in his DNA man, okay You got to go with flip Schultz over here and ask him man Sorry, man. Yeah, man wrong name, man. Dude. Let me just say something right now your attitude right now Your eyes are baggy. What happened to you bra? I think I'm just tired. He's always had baggy eyes. It's extra baggy It's like the emperor from fucking return of the Jedi Palpatine. Yeah, he's got Palpatine No, but when he became that you want these bro

Your we're crying bra, but I'm on man. You got Chinese eyes right now, bro Dude people used to always call me little China boy when I was in uh-huh? Like in the summertime when I was at summer camp because they had like member It's not dand or what is it that comes off of nature. You know I'm talking about pollen pollen So, yeah, they have it everywhere and anyway, you'd go outside They do dude. Yeah, I know He's learning every day, bro. Yeah, he doesn't believe us. Yeah, like as it was a joke

You know, there's pollen out there, bro. They're pollen everywhere, dude They're pollen looking at you right now bro from point blank range. Think about that. That's how powerful it is It can be milling around in front of you at point blank range Yeah, man, and it would get in my eyes and I couldn't open my eyes at all for sometimes even in almost a month Like I could barely get my eyes open a little bitty bit. So they would call you China boy. Yeah They were coming China boy, you know what you don't do you have eyelids? Yeah Two eyelids you do Well, it looks like I don't yeah when you do that. He looks like you don't you could be Asian

What the reason why is you have chromatic? It's chromatic, bro. It's chromatic. Yeah, it's like right. No, baby Yeah, I don't know if that's a good thing brah. It's like I meant to say you're like you're mentally Remember You never try poo I've never had any yeah, yeah, do you have any tips about Getting a mullet and how to maintain a mullet because I'm gonna Lee is gonna get it ready to go deep I think a good person and tomorrow To look at his riff raff, you know and riff raff is a

He's almost like a human animal out of Florida and if you look at that man He has very he really has perfected it, you know, I think he should work his way into riff raff Should he start some with something like a milder mullet? Is there such a thing? There's nothing mild about a mullet Right. You're committing right think the crazy part is the second you freaking grow that thing you'd look good in one Actually, man. Yeah, definitely. Well, what about me, bro? You are gonna have one soon. She said Yes, you know what dude, and I think it could be cool. I think you you're definitely gonna love it I think you should have it. I think you know what you are lucky that you can Be like that movie

Um last in the Mohicans shit one of them they do. Yeah. Oh, dude, but he didn't have a mullet brah. They know they leave My right foot I'm gonna do movie called my right foot Right, but I can't do no I can't draw nothing with it. Yeah, and your foot's always asleep And it gets like gangrene I have to lose it whatever, you know, man We'll write the script. I could see you having a beautiful mullet though And I think I think you yeah, I really could man And I think it's time man. I think it really would inspire you to feel like a different person

And make these guys do them dude make these whites in here fucking grow them I might have everyone in even the fucking gooks in here, too, right? Yeah, some of the I don't know who I don't know Who is a gook, but yeah No, I came out smoothly, bro. Very good. I think you said that word before brah. I mean, I've said it I just don't know who it's at That's the problem, that's really the benefit, you know, but I'll tell you why the mullet brah because um, you know My people I don't know if you know my people, but you know, I don't know who's a steve. Yeah, but Steve Yeah, and also a billion other fucking people

I've seen a lot of people sleeping in the airport but before Bieber before Bieber some fool in China or whatever said This mushroom bull haircut everybody Everybody gonna wear these right and it was some sort of government law or some shit So now everyone's got a bowl on their hands kick clip clip clip clip right and they all look like fucking ghetto fucking Beatles or whatever, right? We're at in China in Asia. We're over brah It's only when the K-pop star started going crazy with the fucking rooster hairs We need you to change it, you know, you should testify this in the impeachment hearings. This makes no It would fit right in bro on C-span

Yeah, I think either go mullet or just commit to your roots. Yeah, do you look like Yoko no no bro You gotta do something You gotta do Looking for something But do I get to meet that white chick? Yeah, yeah Elizabeth shoe, I think it is It was it was how big she wasn't it wasn't a little bit shoe man. You'd promise it wasn't but she is beautiful Oh, she's beautiful man when I think about her dude, I think about her a long time

You do I love let me ask you something about women though I don't want to get specific. You know me because uh, you know, we're private here, but um You have you made love to all varieties or what? What do you mean by different varieties you mean color maybe even personality types maybe people with our missing limbs or Uh, I got an I've had some you know, I probably had some no, I haven't What do you think is missing in your roster and my luster and your roster lost her probably Well hooked up with this one girl's kind of urban female and she had like a chain male in her bedroom Not far from here actually years ago many years ago. What's a chain male, babe chain male suit like a like armor armor. Yeah, wow

She's urban. Oh, she looked pretty urban to me. I mean, she looked urban to me, dude You know, she was hardcore actually to actually I saw her fight another woman that night and she um She had a chain male in her room and she had a mirror that you see like at the like at a Kind of like it's like a reflective surface. It's not a real mirror. It's like a sheet of metal sheet of metal. Yeah Okay, yeah, so did you have a guillotine too, bro? You know, I was so scared I know dude, bro. I tried to you ever had sex out of sheer fear, dude That's what it was, bro, dude imagine guillotine back in the day. You have to fucking put your hands

In two tiny holes. Mm-hmm. Put your head in the hole, but the thing don't happen right away You might have to stay there all day. Yeah. Yeah. So what would you say to people? I I'd be like, you got Diet Coke, right? That's a first cuz I love Diet Coke Right, and they be like you still try to weasel your way out of there like oh, yeah, I didn't do it It was Steve my brother, right? But he's a fucking Alhambra right now. I can't tell you where he is, right? What would you say in a guillotine? What's crazy is remember they made that cartoon. Yeah, Papya made that cartoon of you and that guillotine Oh, yeah, that's crazy. We talked about this dude. Yeah, you don't if you die at the end or not, man We can find out

What would I say yeah, I would probably do jokes. What else are you gonna do? You're there That you're not getting out probably no one's ever talked their way out of it What do you think is the one most compelling thing to say to get out of a guillotine? I Didn't do it. No that never works. Yeah, but nothing works. So that's the one thing You got a bribe passerby. Oh, you got to do something. Yeah, if I saw you on a guillotine, you know what I would do Huh, I'll put mittens on your little hands. Oh That's cute. But they'd be they would look like t-rex Right and I'd go I go do

That might get me out actually I bet if you did a puppet show maybe or something entertaining if you put one of like the king or whoever put you in the Get get a guillotine might get you out. You know, I don't know Dude, I'm not done. I get but honestly kind of a cool way to die. Just knowing in one fell swoop Yeah, it's fast. Yeah, it's not like worse. It's like either buried alive or drowning like having like a Ball and chain stuck to you and then thrown into the water Having something on your back that eats through your spine, but it takes months and months like a piranha fire like a drip of fire You know, I'm talking about like a liquid like no, I've never I don't know what you're talking about because I've never heard of that before

I never heard a liquid fire. Nice. Do you on your back fucking say something buddy? He's so relaxed over there be while in his house. He's got all this liquid fire That liquid fire in your house bra Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about dude a drip of something real dangerous You walk by a chemical plant something hit you right, you know, I want to go back to the guillotine What would be the worst if when the fucking you know that knife thing comes out and if only hit you like That would be the worst it just hurts for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, like somebody You get something like Ralphie made a school. Oh, he's past, huh? Yeah, but his ashes are still heavy enough. I think

Oh We love you Ralphie man. We miss you bra Dude, what about being your dad? I reckon doing piggyback rides right now. Oh, yeah, they're doing some fucking They're clipping fucking angel wing Just fucking porn orange chicken sauce on each other's breath Right, I hope heaven's like that now dude. Well, here's the crazy thing is you would go from being hey Keep me alive to effect only hit you halfway then you'd be like bagging somebody to kill you It's so crazy. You would be well

I would have someone take a look at it first if someone qualified like can I make it? Will I make it if you sew me up now? If not then push it down See that's smart, but I'm gonna need an assessment first Like what's my quality of life with this kind of wound? But who's gonna be able to assess that did ever somebody's like a horseshoe or a talisman. Yeah Yeah, somebody's drawing tarot cards Yeah, probably I would probably first blacksmith because Pobbly dude

Probably You'd ask a butcher cuz he knows the anatomy of animals the best and that's a great idea Wow, that's a great idea do that's the crazy man But you know what man, we don't have those no more what butchers. No, we don't have guillotines man We do it. We've evolved man. We've grown as a system. We could use a couple I think man We could use a couple guillotines Maybe a couple. Yeah, I think that Dahmer definitely guillotine No, there's a lot more people that need it than that. What kind of crime needs gets the guillotine

I think that if you molest so molesters. Yeah, even yourself Master bait, that's the biggest crime When you put trauma on yourself, right? Trauma I would never call it trauma if you're doing that if you're doing trauma to yourself Yeah, I would never do that. Um, I made a commitment to my sponsor that I wouldn't Master bait to pornography anymore, so it's been two weeks. Is it really man? Yeah, and I have a Marshmallow factory down there right now. Do it. It's like, yeah, it's thick. Oh, yeah Yeah, and it's cool. You actually seem a little hardier and a little bit more resonant. I think thank you and present

You would you say what it is? I think uh, he looks slimmer No, that's not it You said hard you might I just want to think I'm here. I can look it up. I just want to be already so in a Resonance resident Yeah, so dude one is the last time you got gone like without unloading resident What does it mean deep clear and continuing to sound or ring? Fuck? That's me. Dang, bro I'm gonna hit that one on the heading to reinforce or prolonged sound. Yeah, who wants his hammer brah?

Put that nail in him once Keep that window open. I'm a look at it. Okay. Um, Yeah, what did you say a minute ago? I said have you ever done that like been abstinent without yes for how long have you gone? I think the most I probably went was about 30 days of non masturbation at all. Yeah, no pornography I had done about six months and I was feeling great and then I The past couple months. I've struggled with it probably past four months Maybe you're an off touching myself getting semen out of my own body with my hand All of the above. Yeah, I hate it on the road. It's hard because of the boredom

When I go on the road and sometimes Kalala goes with me, but when she's not and after two shows I'm in my hotel room. You watch whatever the movie you pay for the movie. Oh fuck, you know, you know The Prince of Arabia is that what's that movie with that Latin? Yeah, I'll watch that and then at three in the morning I'll just break down and go to old J and jerk out and just yeah jerk off and I do it quick You know, I don't obsess for hours. I got five struck pop pop pop. I make that noise. Do I go pop pop pop pop pop? And then yeah, I sleep. Yeah It's almost like yeah, dude, it sounds like a little it sounds like the fourth of July in Taiwan You know in the wintertime like if you look at a house and you have like, you know those ice little things on the on the ceiling

Yeah, that's what my ceilings look like in the hotel room Oh And I don't clean it and then yeah, yeah, I do like your Christmas. Yeah. Oh still like tights. They call them I like tight so lag tides or you know a cave and you see the little you know, man Yeah, it's beautiful guano. It's really mucus really. It's almost like the cave has mucus in on the walls of it That's what this man said What man tour guide? Nice. You see tour guide then friend, huh?

Nothing. I Love you so much. Let me ask you this. I love you too, man. I'm glad that you came today, man I'm glad you invited me to I really appreciate it man. I'm glad to be here. I love that you live it. Did you are Rich now, dude You are fucking I'm not I'll tell you why I'm not We make about the same money I just I just saved I've been saving over the years because I do I've been in that condo Yeah, saving to be rich

I was I bet you got ramen made out of steak in this It's hard to make it into that form but yeah, yeah, I got people to pound that shit out Oh, yeah, but um, you know, this is years of saving and you know, I you know, I've got animals brought, you know Oh, yeah, you guys did have a bunch of animals. You guys still have those animals. Yeah, they're upstairs in the house Oh, the reason why I bought this place because you come in the podcast area Yeah, yeah. No, this is great, man. This is awesome. I'm happy for you, man. I'm glad you have a place You know, it's nice to get a place probably feels more settling. Yeah, you guys live together now. We've always lived together Okay

Yeah, we've been together for almost seven years, you know, yeah, yeah, we're like married almost right Did you not think the last apartment was livable? For a couple livable it just seemed like it didn't seem like everybody could live there With the animals and right humans you mean yeah animals to very very Yeah, there's there was a lot going on there. So there's something I want to share with my my podcast Fans listening and I want to share with you because you're a close friend of mine is Is when my dad died in August I relapsed and I just want to say that because I know that a lot of people Listened this podcast and knew that I had 17 years of sobriety and knew and you know

A lot of people ask questions about how do I get sober or how do I get my brother sober and I? Relapsed I just got out of an institution It's not an institution. Yes, it is Yeah, that's like a college bro or an FBI. That's what it looked like holding building bureau. Yeah, that's investigation They so I have 11 days sober. I've been going to meetings. I'm my I'm dedicated to it again But I just wanted to share with you out there because I was super sad about my dad passing I couldn't handle it and I just had a tough two or three months. I've had that's why

these podcasts these new ones since I've been out since I left Saturday out of this institution and um and You know you Were the you're the first guy Was there a girl before me? No, no, there's a girl after you there is yeah, but you're the first guy Thanks, man, since I've been out that I'm having on this thing because I just needed somebody that um Then it was very funny, but also somebody that I want to be this car podcast is funny But I also want to be kind of real About shit, you know, I mean not everything has to be

Ripping on each other and making fun of each other's dicks or whatever Your dick is fine bra. Oh, it's not that great. I know I mean, but it's like it's it's intermiss, you know But visually it looks like it's kind of a sweet potato Yeah, have that sweet potato shape is weird. Huh the shape is weird. No the shape. I feel like it's pretty hearty I feel like it's a little too hearty, you know Yeah, but it's fully edible like you'll see like yeah, so sometimes I'll wake up in the morning And it'll have like toothpicks in it Some kid will have set it by the window. Yeah, you know like yeah and a science fair

Yeah, my dick is uh Well, I take is not a fresh product. Yeah, I mean, it's been through several war. Oh, it's aftermarket, right? There's two purple hearts on it because it's survived to work if they're alive. Oh, yeah, it's decorated bra I thought it was supposed to be twins, but it's like really premature Maybe oh you think that's my You think that's my underdeveloped twin out of my dick bra Maybe I could see you bro get a little bit of hair installed on the top But baby it works right kind of it works very well, thank you. Oh, that's awesome. You guys are beautiful, dude

Yeah, and um I've also been dealing with Since it's been since I've been you know, I've been I've always been obsessed with like trolls Just on my Instagram not the dolls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and really yeah, I was always obsessed about how people felt about me or I'm obsessed about If so-and-so got this thing, you know is successful that has nothing to do with me I used to take everything so personally You know like oh fuck, uh

You know some fucking loser just said that you're not funny and you should quit doing comedy and I would lose sleep over it But I'm not doing that shit no more Yeah, since I've been out. I'm not really calm, you know to say just little little things that I'm gonna change this time around bra You know, yeah, do you get sensitive about stuff like that? No, man. It means a lot to me that you say this kind of stuff Yeah, sometimes I feel like it's like I Mean sometimes I feel like it's a little hard to maybe Probably to get to know guys like us, you know, I feel like sometimes I feel like it's hard to get to know you sometimes like not in a bad way Yeah, I love you, you know, you're like probably the most lovable person to see

You know, I just but then I think I recognize a lot of the same things in myself like it's just hard To get to like I think we're just hard to get to know sometimes Here's what I realized about Bobby He uses his full transparency and Full blast honesty to keep people at a distance from him It's actually a defense mechanism to say hey, here's all of me So don't come to me asking anything else. So there's no way for them to really come close to him and ask him anything anymore Yeah, like the grocers are like in the parking lot kind of a little bit, right, Kyla. What just like, you know what I'm saying

Yeah, it's like To the market, yeah, and all of he's got all this stuff out in the parking lot. Yes, exactly Right. Yeah, yeah, he's like just said that. He's like, can't you see like, you know everything here's everything. Yeah Yeah, I know it's so funny because I think that like I'm not making this about me But I can notice as you say that I can I've noticed in myself sometimes like oh man, it feels like I share everything Why do I not have some of the connections that I feel like I should have? Yeah, that's exactly what the fuck I'm talking about It's it's such a it's it's kind of like a paradox right because you are seemingly connected to so many people who are Influenced by your words, but don't have that true connection for yourself in real life or day-to-day

Yeah, and it's really isolating and it can really kind of wear on you over time Well, when I was you know at the institution FBI holding cell Was it a state side? Where was it Arizona? Oh, wow. Yeah, so one of the therapists asked me just because I had to I had to list down who my circle of friends and loved ones are and It's got to be people that I share with that love me and that I know, you know that you have an intimate relationship even dudes, right? Kalyla and my brother was on it. That's it. And then he's like, you don't have any friends. I go I have a lot of like

Equitances and comics that I like like you Andrew. I had lunch for the first time with Andrew yesterday. Hmm because when I got out I'm gonna try to make an extra effort to Not get to know you as a comic, you know me but get to know you as a dude, you know Because before all this you were just a kid. You know, I mean you were born in this world You were all the same species were connected, you know, but so I mean, how different species Like a goat a dog in a goat sometimes play in the field. Oh, yeah

Yeah, you know species. Yeah, yeah, I'm the dog, right? Yeah in that but um, yeah, so I'm gonna make it Here's another thing that I'm gonna try. I'm gonna meet. I'm thinking about not even Going to the comic stores often. Hmm Because when I took a place that brings out like the bad it brings me because there's a couple of women Really, I'm there are regulars, you know there that for some reason or another they'll either say something or behave in a way that Is it's not I'm not delusional about it. It's obviously directed at me. Wow and Whenever I go there, I feel like shit about myself. What are you? What are they saying specifically just like belittling things?

If they do belittling things, you know, I mean, and they do things that um, will say Stuff about me or to me or I'll hear them on stage say stuff about me That's that's everything to do with them. That has nothing. It has nothing to do with me, but it's also um You know, I would have to say that my relapse had to lot to do with hanging out there in the wrong environments Really? Yeah. Wow, and um, I also have to say this about the comedy store. Um, that It's not the same You know used to be a place where you could show up and if you got good enough you get to go up

but now it's um names and that's it and That's not what that place is supposed to be. Yeah, it's supposed to be a college It's supposed to be a school where you learn to do it and um, I don't know I haven't made a complete decision about it, but that's just kind of why that's why I haven't been around, you know I haven't been around because um, I need to figure out what I want to do, you know Um, I even thought about not doing this for a bit when I was in the institution I can yeah, I can feel that man. This gets hard this

I can't think it's hard sometimes man. Yeah, because you put you know, yeah Well, I start to become like there are times like this year I didn't know if I was like myself and what follows a character of myself if I did like at times I didn't know what was going on We're like, you know and you want to be there for everybody because you feel like the people that listen are there for you, but But sometimes like I just didn't even like I was just like What am I even gonna say like I just felt so just kind of Empty almost as a just not as a person, but just as and it's in like a self-pity thing. I just felt like

Man, I'm on this train and there's no real way Like people are going to be upset if I don't do it Just and a lot of the stories that some of it was in my head, you know Like because really people will be supportive no matter what, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I ultimately that's why I'm going to continue to do it was just that bro. It's it's It's I'm trying to I know that this character that I do isn't essentially who I am. It's a little bit of a mask. Yeah, right? And Sometimes I would wear this mask out into the world

Right and then when you don't take off the mask and see who you really are you get lost, bro You don't know who you are because I have masks where I wear in If I go to an AA meeting you wear a mask Yeah, almost in everything in everything in every social thing And I think what I want to try to do and maybe it's just because I just got out of the but I Am

Institution When you say that I love the fact you've been institutionalized man. You need to be black bro go for two more months and get black That's what I want I remember I I wanted to stay there for a year bro. Actually when I got out Saturday I know when he came back on Saturday. He cried the whole plane ride home Yeah, he's like because you know you you start to kind of connect the dots about your life And you're very clear because you're sober in this place and you have all the support

And now you you're on a plane to go home With all the things that have either made you happy or sad and you have to mitigate that on your own And you're not so sure that a week's worth of the help is going to kind of um Has put you on the right path or not or if it's enough or can you can you manage so that that it's it's scary Yeah, it's real scary. That's all you went there for a week. Yeah, and friday There was this dude in my group there. I'm not gonna say his name. It doesn't matter. I know Okay, I'm gonna say anything. Can I guess one person? No, you don't say yes or no. All right. Go ahead. I'm just gonna guess

um Let me think I'll tell you this. No, if you get it right, I'll give you 10 billion dollars. Jesus 10 billion dollars He's rich, dude. Oh You know what I own probably america's money's probably on loan isn't it? You know what I just bought bro? What the core? You did earth. Oh, did you really know the thing that goes? To make the gravity stuff right here, bro. Fuck you elon Wow, you got that score on earth core, bro

Yeah, good luck keeping that somewhere Yeah Groo's gonna get it you idiot. I know dude. Um, I'll just tell you who it is man bolt And uh, I I remember leaving Levi that's him Levi You got you got the core, bro. Congratulations. No, I didn't you got to keep it spinning. What did you say?

I was in a group from new york. I hugged him. We cried in each other's arms for like five minutes I never had that kind of connection with another dude before damn right and so when I left that place I was like I don't want to leave but then How am I gonna so I'm trying to bro? I'm just trying to get to the point where you would like to hug in each other's arms Go back. I think I want to see that now. Are you able to hug each other for a whole minute? deeply How does the no we're not

are we Without a bit without me laughing and making it a bit. Okay. Yeah, I could do that easily. I think two minutes One minute one minute. Let's put a timer on here. I'll put the timer on go in that over there I'm gonna move but if you laugh, bro, we start over the time starts over. Who has a timer? I have a timer Yeah, you can't laugh right you got smile or laugh you got to be serious. Hold on make the rules clear Oh, I'll make the rules right now. Here's what it is. It's already a bit. All right. I don't like unclear rules There's there's dialogue too We can't talk during it. No, we have a little dialogue and I'm gonna give you your script. You can memorize it, right?

See now, it's a bit. No, it's not a belt. No farewell my friend. All right I'll say adios amigo whatever line you want. You want adios amigo or it's a bit It's not it's it's a scene. No, it's not a scene. It should be just two people Hugging each other and forming a connection put your heart to heart. All right. Let's go Yeah, hold up, hold up Joe burrow Cajun crawfish Five I'll start the timer when you guys hug Sorry, I need a second. I'm good

Okay, they're about to hug It's too rushed. It's too rushed. What it's intimacy. Huh intimacy. I know what it is. So we lock eyes. We slowly get in Yeah, bro. Yes, bro. Theo just rushed in ready. He's ready. It's ready. Let's do it right there. There we go. All right It's about to hug and time begins now Yeah I Walk Fall into it Sarri be real move the man

Think about all the things you love about each other We're at the minute mark They did half the time You said one minute? You said two minutes No, I went back to one minute Oh, you changed it? Yeah, yeah

Nobody's hugging for two minutes, bro Yeah, yeah People have stuff to do, you know That's crazy Does it feel like Yeah, bro But it's still a minute? People still got stuff to do

Is that Irishman? Yeah Irishman That's shitty I won't even watch it It's horrible I'm not watching somebody for three and a half hours But we used to see it for Sebastian, though

Yeah, but they can cut his scenes together and send it to you Yeah, give me your real Sebastian As a real I'm not going to watch a fucking movie Let's think about the hug I felt like it was pretty good It felt staged a little just because it was staged And I think that's all I have

I think that's all the thoughts that I know about it Well, for me, I did make it a little bit of a joke And try to make a little bit And I looked at George, he wasn't smirking So I hats off to you George looks better than I used to look I feel like, huh? Nevermind

Sorry, George You always look great Have you ever done that exercise where you... Have you ever done that exercise where... I'm saying, man Yeah, you bet Were you stare at a stranger for a whole minute? No, I've done that at...

Were you stare at a stripper for a whole minute? Yeah, I've done that game, too It's a good one They ask you to leave Why, because there's a window? Or are you in the club or outside the club? In the club Right, bro

That's the old days, though Yeah, that's another thing that I'm no longer going to ever do, ever again No, it was nice, man Did you go to a lot of strip clubs? I did Not since I've been with Kalyla I've been to maybe two or three

Since I've been with Kalyla strip clubs Yeah, so you don't go to strip clubs That's not a thing, huh? Since you've been with me? Yeah Oh, in the beginning you mean? Yeah Maybe, I don't know

Yeah, I don't remember I don't remember I don't even remember the last one I went to but I just assume Yeah I saw two strippers windexing each other one time Don't they windex the pole? No, they windex each other

They windex each other's bodies They were tightening up Yeah, yeah And some of it to have that... When you're on the pole to have that... The sound Right I don't go with glitter

Like, they have glitter on, bro? I don't like it No, you get a lap dance It's like a sign Yeah, your boss It's like they're like... You know how snow leopards? You know what the slola leopard is?

Very elusive Yeah, no They are very elusive Yeah, they are very elusive And they're barely on camera Because they're very hard to find Yeah, exactly But snow leopards

Snow leopards I think you're talking about the leopard seal The fucking le... Aggressive Aggressive with big teeth Oh, snow le... Leopards Yeah, yeah

The limbs fall out in Minnesota You're not talking about this That's what I'm talking about, snow leopards Yeah, exactly I was losing my mind, man So snow leopards will not see another snow leopard Probably their whole life Wow

That's how rare they are But they communicate each other Do you know how they communicate, bro? Yes How? Make different sounds No Fuck, no, dude

You think another snow leopard's like right around the corner But they don't see each other? I know Johnny is right behind that fucking boulder But I ain't gonna see him So I'm gonna go What the fuck are you talking about, man? Me, dude You're the one who was institutionalized

That's true Yeah, come out and learn something That's so hard, man We're trying to teach you about... We're trying to teach you about leprosy, bro Me and frickin' two by face are trying to teach you about leprosy, bro Okay Write that down, two by face

Two by face Write that down, two by face And I'm joking, man I think you're a beautiful young man, dude Thank you, Theo Yeah No, but it's a little leper Very handsome, man

I think you could be a mayor Probably in some cities, different towns But in an island Not an island mayor An island mayor Yeah, definitely there's a lot of water around the mayor But yeah I don't know if you're a landlocked leader, man

I take you in Easily Running island I appreciate that Yeah, man But well, snow lepers The way they communicate You're a snow leopard

Are we saying leper or leopard? Leopard The fucking, the fucking photo The cat, the cat The cat, the white cat Fuck it, let's move on from it then, man I don't want to know now You're a snow leopard, Bobby, isn't he?

Yes He pees outdoors Yep And he, and you'll never see anyone else like him Yep How do you communicate with Johnny around the block, then? You're the snow leopard, right? Yeah

So if I was a snow leopard Communication Rare signals Yeah Pyroglyphs made of urine Yeah Now I'll tell you what's happening now, guys

Now I don't even know why the fuck I was even saying You're saying that they, in their whole lifetime They barely come across a snow leopard That's exactly what I was saying And how they communicate is they rub their They rub their bodies on a tree Right So then a year later

Another, like their mother Will smell that tree and go Oh, Johnny's still alive, that's cool And then she'll rub That's her cell phone Damn They don't have texting, you know It's more of a Nokia

Yeah Where you can only do one thing It's like a T-Mobile sidekick Yeah I never got one of those You didn't? Yeah, I was too poor to get that They were, I had one

Somebody gave it to me as a gift one time It was okay It was big, though I don't remember Big in your pocket Do you remember the first Nokia had that one game, Snake? Yes Oh, Snake

I love it And then when you play Snake, you're like I'm in the future Like you thought it was the most technological thing you've ever seen This is future shit Yeah, I'm trying to think of what it was Snake was the best thing That was a great, it's basically what it was

Oh yeah, so you're You had to catch little things Without eating your own tail So you couldn't touch your own tail That's what it was And the tail would, you get longer, right? Yeah, so the tail would get longer You would have to escape contact from your tail

But still be able to It was like a little Pac-Man thing That you would have And it would add on to his body each time Yeah It got so bad My sponsor was like You can't play Snake no more

That's what it was Look, I thought that was the future I go, I'm in the Blade Runner Wow Yeah, yeah But now, you know, fuck You can do all kinds of shit with video games Yeah

Dude, what happened whenever you hit Sam's Card? Did you guys already talk about that on here? No Not really I just left a check for Sam The last week Oh, then there you go That's what happened

Yeah, I gave him a check for his car I'll tell you what happened I know it was an accident, but It was And I only asked because I checked on Sam And he's doing okay He's doing great I saw him

He wouldn't tell you that he wasn't injured Or anything like that Yeah, he wasn't in the car So that's why he wasn't injured But you never know How people could get injured Psychologically Yeah

He came out and he got hurt because He's just sitting there to sort of sandwich And he's like that Yeah, yeah Oh, wonder if somebody hit my car You know, a lot of people said Asian people can't drive Whatever the bullshit shit was I rammed into this car

But did you walk out of your car? When your car was still on I was out of the car Yeah, I was out of the car So we both weren't in the car So what's the fucking problem? Two dogs going at it This is basically

Michael Vickshitt Mad Max Yeah, yeah The first one it sounds like Yeah It sounds like Was Tomater in this Because this is sounding

Really, really obtuse, buddy But what I hated was The whole everyone came out Yeah Even the showroom And people all had their fucking phones And shit It's like fuck, man

I fucked up But you know I'm going to get into it with Sam Why I did it I think I know why I did it But when it happened you were I subconsciously Were you high?

Yeah, to get out of a moving vehicle That seems high Unique, yeah Unique You might sound like somebody High would do this Or somebody that's not normally high And then they get high

Oh, of course I'm going to tell anyone That has sobriety And want to go out I'm going to tell you what happened As soon as I started smoking pot It soon became 24 hours a day

Right? When I had Saturdays And I was smoking weed How long would I beg for? It wasn't the smoking weed That really alarmed me It was the fact that He felt the need

I've never met a pot smoker That acted like a crackhead He was lining up paraphernalia Up our chimney Like he was hiding shit For no reason from nobody But he was acting like a junkie It wasn't even

It was a beyond-awaken bake Did it seem like real behavior? It seemed like it was a show Because at first I was hiding it From everyone That's why I was hiding the shit How long were you smoking If you don't mind if I ask

Were you smoking longer than Had you been smoking a little while? So when I was This is what happened I was at a place called Doghouse Because I love hot dogs Oh, is that Diego?

No, I'm here in LA Burbank Burbank And my mom calls And she goes Bubby You have to come home Debbie in hospice

And so I called my brother You know And the next thing I know I'm at Hey, Bub Yeah And the next Where's Dad?

Yeah Next thing I'm gonna know I'm at a place called Urban Freeze Which is right down the street It's at Desensory Oh, it is? Yeah, and I got

I thought it was cryonics And I got Six bags of Gummies So that's how it went out I just took gummies And then that slowly It's like the cutest way

To go out almost They're so delicious too They don't taste It tastes like regular gummies Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah And then that wasn't working So I went to

Vapes That wasn't working Eventually I would Just vape all day With weed And it couldn't get high And then I started doing weed I would smoke 24 hours a day

I couldn't Eventually You would get high But then eventually You wouldn't get high I couldn't get high I was smoking in that much So I'm letting you know

If you have time There's a reason Why you have it Just don't pick up The first one And I don't know how long I don't know how many fucking times I have to fucking get sober

To learn that rule And you know before he Before this happened I had always asked him Because you know I'm not an addict I don't have the same I don't When I asked him a long time ago

Like why is weed such a Problem You know according to AA Because I never found it to be A problem for someone like me Because I'm not an addict, right And he It didn't occur to me

What he was trying to tell me Until I actually saw him get high It wasn't like a normal person Recreationally getting high It was next level Like where I was like I've never seen that type of Pothead behavior

It wasn't even a pothead anymore It was a fiend It was like somebody Who you just couldn't have A conversation with Unless he got a hit of something So it was just one step away It was just around the bend

From something else That's why it felt really scary Even though it was just marijuana But also another thing that happened Was weird is I lost 22 pounds And I couldn't sleep for a month Jesus

Yeah I couldn't eat I went to I was high and I went to So I'm doing Portland I'm hiding my marijuana use What club were you at in Portland? At Helium And my two openers

Steven Randolph and Chelsea are sober And I had to hide it from them Right But you didn't do it well Because they called me I know they didn't do it They didn't know that But they called Kalyla

What did they say? And I said he's I don't know if he's using Or if he's just having a nervous breakdown But his wheels are coming off And I already knew that But I couldn't convince him of it Unless I heard it from other people

So when Eric Griffin His brother Chelsea and Steven And other people started coming to me And saying hey is he okay? Who's his brother? Not Blake Griffin Blake Griffin's not my brother bro Oh Steve

Eric Griffin Yeah Blake Griffin But then what happened was dude Is that So I'm trying to hide it And then I hadn't eaten in days And I go after one of the shows I go let's go get some sushi

And we're sitting there And we order sushi And I take a bite of yellowtail And I vomited on the table I couldn't retain any food So psychologically dude Something was going on That's why I had to go away

Because I was fucked up bro I wanted to kill myself Do you feel like Do you think about going back I mean do you think about going back To the place There's one thing about Getting comfortable

Like again And I noticed for myself There's another thing about getting Like really trying to get well You know And I'm not saying that Against you or nothing I'm just curious

Because it's I think that I'm in a difficult situation Because for some reason or another When I relapsed All this work started coming in And I said yes And I said contracts to a bunch of

Bullshit And so I had to I still have three obligations Right now I had to fulfill So I had to get out Because I have to go to San Francisco And then I go to Hawaii

From there to Hawaii To do Magnum PI So I just had to I had to leave But And I'm a little bum Because I want to hit meetings Every day and stuff

But I can't But you know I'm fine I want to be able to do it And I made a commitment To go back in late January Or February for a week Are you going to meetings right now Yeah

I went to one last night I went to one tonight But um Working with a sponsor No We can talk about this We'll talk about it later But I just literally got out

And I'm just Dude When I went in there too I mean It's hard to I'm not going to reveal a lot I promise you But we can

We can also just save that For another time We'll save it for another time Yeah And you guys can take that part out I'm not trying to like No no no I brought it up because

I need to say it And whatever we said just now Because You know I I'm saying it to you Because I That's why you're here Yeah

Because I wanted Well thank you man This to be You know A place where I can feel safe To say shares And I like your friend

Very handsome from San Francisco Very You're not mythological I was just kidding Very much a beautiful dude And out of all You're the best looking white dude In the room

Wow Congratulations on that bro That's huge for Bobby Yeah I don't even include him In the white dude That's something different That's If somebody drew a white dude

Yeah That right there That's not a real white dude Right there Oh yeah definitely Look at that fucking white face He's starting to look like A lot of composites

White composites He looks like A composites guy Or somebody that Showed up and planted potatoes In your yard overnight Yeah yeah yeah Honestly

And just say that I know you're alive And your heart's beating No I'm not being real I know you're alive And all the nerves You have all the nerves we do Right

And it's all Your digestive system Is probably working You know you have legs The whole thing right But I'm just saying The exterior is Fucking fucked up

But the inside suit Is probably A machine that's working Very very nicely You need another week You need another week You need another week You need another week

You need another week You need another week You need another week You need another week My bad Yeah yeah The crazy thing is You guys are just

Growing another George Over here by this Bro What we learned from this one It's like you know In Star Trek Next Generation Dr. Noonyun Soong When he created data

He created lore for us His brother Really? Yeah lore I had a breach I heard Did you read that? Why? Something that

I read that somewhere They had a data breach or something No no no What are you talking about? No no no What I'm saying What I'm You know what I'm talking about?

No I don't think You know what you're talking about That's the thing You never know what you're talking about That's crazy That's another thing I wanted to say to you dude And I mean

You never know what the fuck Whoa You never know Sometimes what the fuck You're talking about Oh sometimes huh Yeah okay And I want to let you know

I accept you For who you are Really? Yeah and I accept you For your life experiences Yeah We'll see about that I'll take them away

Your experiences Jeez Do we have a question Gil? Yup we got a question Please do And I want to apologize For making fun of everybody In this room at different points

During this episode It's okay no we're family That's what families do Yeah I'm hopeful about it It's probably too long It actually is That is what they do

That's all my family and I Ever did was make fun of each other Yeah man At the Ovan Uh here's my dilemma Myself a female stripper And entertainer Is now newly engaged

And stopped dancing for a few months To take a mental And physical break In January I wanted to continue dancing To stack some more bags My fiance is younger than me Me 27

Him 23 And we get along great Anyway The work of being a stripper Takes a lot of time for me Emotionally I have sat in the parking lot Of clubs

Talking myself through inside My anxiety and controlled depression Meditation All of it Tiger belly helps me get Through out of my funk In those moments Being engaged

Makes me feel great But eventually money aspects Such as Depending on someone else Like my fiance to provide for me Makes me feel insecure My fiance has told me That it stresses him out

To help me And he reacts in a very rude way Any time I ever Ever Any time I've ever asked for money Which is so embarrassing to do I've never borrowed money from anyone Other than him

For the time I went to jail So I know I must work again I can't rely on anyone else but Me In monetary circumstances I can't get any regular jobs Fuck that noise I'm not spoiled

I just know my worth And my blue-collar jobs Just aren't me When I've tried to work those Nine to five jobs I'm so out of place I definitely don't belong there I'm also a creative person

I can write and create content Which earns a smile I say hire him, dude It's a boy or girl It's a girl So what advice would you give A stripper on the future? Is this from Zipper Cruder, dude?

Use the promo code Past weekend I say hire him No, I'm joking Very good Very good, my friend I'm sorry Very funny

That woman reached out and I'm joking What is she asking? So what advice would you give A stripper on the future dancing Well, find a boyfriend That's gonna Or a fiance that's gonna At least

Like, I'm sorry Maybe this is my own character defect It is But go Sorry, sorry Just wanna make sure But even like Even when I wasn't making a lot of money

Right, and I'm gonna take a girl out To like the best place I could Which back then was El Compadre Right I would still scrape together Some dollars so I can pay for it Yeah Even I don't even

We're not even dating It's just like that's just Right There's one thing she said That really troubles me is that Nine to five is not for her Like, or I can't do anything Like corporate

And I think that when When you have to resort to asking For your boyfriend for money No job should be beneath you If it really is that painful To ask him for money Like, I worked the shittiest jobs Yeah, sure, I thought that

I probably wanted to do more in my life But yeah, some of it But after that I worked Really crappy jobs And you can't put yourself On that pedestal to think that You're above a nine to five Maybe yeah, you are creative

Maybe you do want something more But for now to put food on your table So you don't have to ask this dude A nine to five will suffice Dude, we used to have a guy that would pay us I remember to give us a couple bucks To anyway, as long as if we farted He could stay in the room

How crazy? How much? How much? How much is it? Dude, you are crazy Years later he was a substitute teacher That taught me about kombucha mushrooms I swear to God, bro

Yeah, $2, maybe $1.50 This was back when, you know, quarters People, you know, they were Everybody was excited Talking about mushrooms, dude I wrote a sketch on that TV once And it was about a specific mushroom And you know how like, as an actor

You read your dialogue But some other fool reads the stage directions And he said, I just can't forget what it was It's shiitake mushroom But he said shittake mushroom And shiitake mushroom got such a big laugh They didn't listen to any of the sketch So it never got picked up

Dang What advice do we have for her? What advice do we have for her? That's not a good, that's not a good closer fuck Did she continue dancing? Well here's the thing It's not like she really wants to be self-employed You know, she said she mentioned the corporation

She doesn't want to work for the man She doesn't want to, maybe she feels Taken advantage of by people Or she feels like manipulated Or something over time She hates stripping obviously If she has something like she It gives her anxiety

But it's empowering It feels like at the same time Because she doesn't want to work in nine to five She wants to control her own destiny I think she could probably A lot of strippers are some of the most resilient Hard-working women that I know So a lot of times you could find a

You know, another job Just a small job that you can do yourself Start it up yourself It could be like a house cleaning business Or something like that Like your own personal job, you know I... Just as long as the stripping

Doesn't move on to something else Like escorting and all that stuff That's always, for me I think as a... Something just came out like a fucking Something juicy just came out Like roast beef or something I ain't no meat today, bro

Wow, that was crazy, dude But what I'm saying is that You know, I have changed my opinion About stripping, I think And I think that, you know There is a level of sickness going on On both ends People that go there

And also the people that dance I think that's a really... I think that's wrong I think there are women who do sex work Okay, that's why I brought that up Who are dancers, who love what they do Who are regular people Who are, you know, making their money

I don't think it has to be that 100% of the time Like we paint a picture of, ooh, like You know, poor woman has... Poor Sandra That's exactly what I said When I was in the institution Or Zenith Some strippers have crazy names now

Zenith Right Concrete Those are all like Gatorade flavors They use Gatorade like cool breeze Yeah, yeah, I like it, you know what I mean? But Code Red, you're like... Code Red, yeah

You're making it seem like They don't have agency of their own body I understand that And I'll get into it some other time But I know that We need to wrap up But I want to say Good luck to you, that lady that called in

I appreciate it I want to say I try to be as upfront as I possibly could With my family out there Which is you Tiger Belly people I love you guys so much And I love you, dude Thanks man, I love you too

I appreciate you having me on this special episode Yeah, really, you know I want you to be as happy as you can be And I know it's not easy And I don't have any suggestions It's a struggle for me too, you know But I'm always here for you, man And I appreciate it, man

And I'll do whatever I can to try And keep in touch better, you know You got dates or anything Will you need to plug here, friend? Yeah, I'm going to be up in Toronto In February, late February You doing yuck yucks? Theater

I'm doing some theater I'm not sure what it is though And then I'm going to be in New Jersey And Denver In January And Oroville Oroville Casino

And that's in America, I do know that I love that Have you ever played comedy on state in Wisconsin? Yeah That's my favorite room It's a great room With Joe And those ladies that work there

Those daughters I love it, bro That's how you put it, bro Really? Theo Vaughn, give him a round of applause Dude, thanks for having me, man Did we start yet? Check out Theo Vaughn

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