TigerBelly - Ep 227: Less Beef, More You

Episode Date: January 8, 2020

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It's giving you a hint What's going on? That's that's good. That's good. All right. Good. Thank you Jagged edge, babe. I love jagged edges. Let's get married high school jagged edges No one's getting me today. Yes. We are don't get all sensitive. Jagged edges. Yes Jagging juice jagging juice jagging juice dude. I tried to poo earlier just now. I didn't know anything because nothing came out Oh, you were just nervous. I want to know what you how this is what my question with you like for me when I have to poo By the time my ass cheeks hit the seat. Yeah, there's no question stuff's gonna come out my butt

It's never a will it or will it not because your asshole isn't no shadow games I I my asshole plays shadow games with me So you get the sensation and sometimes nothing comes out same here just now I go. Oh my god I got take a big dumb dumb. He runs to the back. I walk in there and I squeeze And I think I just unloaded a bunch in there and it looked down. It's gone. That's called having an obstruction What is obstructing his that's why you get a car in there a little car in there? Why? Because my butthole is a racetrack I've always wanted a greyhound. Okay, let's start like a retired racing greyhound. We can't use any of this

We have to use all of that five four three two, but but I'm really getting into bossa nova stan geese and red Rodrigo, Rodrigo, Garlon, whatever astrid great. Those two are great. Welcome to another Episode of tiger belly It's a new me Theo Wong I'm Theo Wong now Yeah, you know how many fucking cocksucking comedians at the comedy store. It's just like did you get that because of Theo?

It's like no bitch. Does he own it first of all when in asian gets a mullet. It's a completely different thing That's called a fucking health crisis No, no as a bad liver. No, but you know, it's like 1970s. I have a machete I'm in Saigon and I'm ready to chop things up Look, you know, I mean when a white dude gets a mullet. It's southern. It's you know, I mean America It's America USA USA. It's two different things and and it's also what there's ten haircuts I can't have one because fuck it. I'm gonna do a Hitler mustache, too You know, I mean I could do what I want with my face and my hair because it's America. It's an open country

Right. Look at yours. You have that Timothy McVeigh vibe always. That's your choice Right. Just don't blow anything up. You have a 1950s Elvis see you know flat-faced thing. Yeah, yum yum. Yeah, you babe. Oh, please don't get started on me I'm having insecurities island creature. I haven't stopped eating for three weeks guys. I know. I'm not pregnant And she's whoa. Jesus. Why did you know what he's calling me lately? Wait? Why did you just throw that out there? Because she wants me to call her beefy because she is people will assume. Oh, you're eating Maybe you have a fucking bun in the oven, but you know what every night. He's not helping my Myself esteem every every time he passes by me. He calls me. He calls me the beef princess

Yeah, is this a high school locker? No, he says he's like, wow, babe looking really beefy Let me ask you something. Okay, kind of a compliment when you don't have prime rib in the house And if you've never cooked prime rib in the house and you smell it in your bed, it's beef time I smell like cow. You made that worse dude. Hold on. Do I smell like cook beat or a live cow? You seem it's like medium rare Oh, that's pretty tasty. That's pretty high quality. Yeah. Hold on. Do I really smell like a no? I'm kidding, babe. It's a comedy podcast and we just throw things out You hurt my feelings and uh, there you go. You brought it up

Right. Well, you've been calling me beef for like three weeks. Why have you been bullying her in the hallways? What? It's like a high school. No, I come back from yoga. He's like, nope, not less beefy And after we had her I'm not bullying her and after we had our new year's kiss. He goes, do you know what I want? He goes, do you know what I want this year? He's like less beef more you. Jesus. Yeah Yeah, less beef more you and is that so wrong to ask for? It's a good slogan. I'm going to eight meetings. I'm sober 40 days All he's asking is less. I mean, I just want less beef my friend And then she's super sick

And yesterday. Oh god, she was in the bed coughing sniffing trembling and we're cuddling And harvey came out Oh, yeah, the Weinstein came out. He has this thing where it's like when I'm down and out is when he gets real horny for me Yeah, like I'm like, you know how sharks go for like for like a Compromised fish like if you sharks will go for you if you look like a struggling fish Like if you're a swimmer if you're in the water and you're afraid of sharks don't look like a a floppy fish, right? You're a baby gazelle Yeah, like I look like a baby gazelle. I'm down and out. I want to get it

And and he gets really horno for it. Yeah, man. So I was rubbing my fucking Um, pp against her sick asshole, and I was crying. She was crying. Okay, and I'm like my bones reek It's just aching shaking. I go harvey's harvey's in town I always whisper that harvey's here. Oh, he's crying more like He's in trouble. No, he already got charged. I know but now in la now. He's in trouble Yeah, yeah new rape accounts. Yeah, so yeah, why why does have a walker? I was confused by it's it's the whole dude Is that like a sympathy thing? Yes For me, I'd go to the next level. I would do a limp. You know what I mean voice box. Oh, yeah

I didn't do it. It's not my fault. See every once in a while you have fucking clever clever That's what we have harvey time. Yeah Don't take that don't put it in camera. My friend had a crush on a guy who got struck by lightning. So he talked like that I should what he didn't have a voice box thing, but he apparently got struck by lightning So he got out of a voice box Yeah, I swear and then she was at a party and like san gaverill valley or something and he was like he was really really hot And she got drunk enough to where his voice sounded like normal. I guess so yeah Yeah, you know what if I had that voice box. I would also fart with it

I would use it every I would use it everywhere. I put it against my penis when I'm peeing It's dumb it's dumb shit 2020 it is 20 happy new year by the way and um honestly, um, I see life in hd I walk out and everything's crisp and clean. I'm trying to be present I'm trying to be mindful and and um I'm dealing with uh, I honestly the last September October November

Were the darkest times in recent years And I feel like I'm out of the fucking tunnel. I'm out in the light when I see you guys I don't get angry. I used to get so angry when I saw you two specifically. I don't know what it was not gilbert Especially that. Oh my god. I used to get when I saw your beady white fucking oppressive face oppressive face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I used to get so angry where I had to go just say hi to him Say hi and I was going hi George and I would rip you apart But when I saw you today, um, it was pleasant to see you a little a little bit you you close the garage on him

Oh, yeah, I had to do yeah. Yeah, because you were driving up and I go I'm gonna close the garage on him I had a lot of things to pull like doesn't matter. I'm still gonna do that stuff to you But there is more of a pleasant feeling that I have with you. Um, I think partly it's because you know when I was high, um I didn't see steve at all my brother and him and I Have been hanging out and it's been really fun. Um, kalilah and I Have been communicating a lot better. Um, I feel Like there's growth there. Um

Um, I don't know much about you, but I do enjoy you a lot You brought sandwiches of the house and I really appreciate that that's selfless and um on Unlike you No, that's like it is like me Like one of those LA bougie Asians now. I got you that fan

Like he goes to like events and stuff and wears like suits with other agents and he like, you know what I mean? They have their own But we're like the grimy Asians babe, and he's oh no, we get invited a show We got invited to the daniel day kim Chinese new year party. I can't go because I'm gonna be an Irvine daniel day kim hosted a chinese new year party No, he has one coming up. Oh And we were invited. He called me directly and he says you want to go? I love to go But I can't go now but gilbert goes to like private concerts

Yeah, I'll go to a private concert with you too, babe. We can go. We just don't go You gotta be less beefy for those events You're not a lot. Oh, hey You're not allowed to call her that my beef beef. She's I told her she made some games in a good way though Yeah, did I not say that upstairs? That's like the first thing he said. He's like, whoa I thought she was lifting like lifting more. Why? Because you have more thigh meat and more back meat my ass meat. It's pretty juicy these days Harvey

Why do you do that to her? I know I love it I love it. So, um, one of the events I had with my brother is we I drove all the way to walnut But it was where his girlfriend lives and this is something I would never do in the In torrential rain in it was super raining hard It was that midnight showing and they wanted me to meet me at some dessert place in walnut And I drove in this rain met them I lani and my brother and then we saw rise of skywalkers And um, I have to be honest

I gave the the movie a B. Would you give it? I'll say B Right, and I'll tell you why Because the last Jedi was so disastrous I thought That there were so many just too many questions that were never going to be answered That I thought it was an impossible task to do the third movie and I thought JJ Abrams pulled it off to the best of his ability

It's still as a whole a terrible franchise. The trilogy is weird. It doesn't make any sense. None of it You know what spoiler can we do spoilers? That's been out for a while spoiler art. Okay The healing What the fuck if you could heal if you could fucking heal Jedi's could heal then luke when his hand got chopped up remember He remember he had that bandaged it up and he was shivering remember when you know, he was upside down in cloud city Or upside down and he was shivering heal your shit friend You have the ability Right, maybe he wasn't evolved enough as a Jedi back then

Do you think that is and then I feel like kylo She should have healed him right when he died right back and forth back and forth make out Yeah, they could have come. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that would that that relationship. What do you think of that? Were you bothered by that? I was I saw it coming and and I'm going to say something It's not no, it's not going to be controversial. I'm not saying it for any controversy. It has nothing to do with the race Just leave me out. Wait, what? It has everything to do with the race. It has everything to do with the race. She see it. Look at her face

Hear me out. I just don't think that I didn't believe the Finn and Rey Because I thought that Finn had a crush on her and that that was going to be a thing Yeah, it has nothing to do with it. Just I just didn't the relationship was you know what they were trying to do What was even before Rose and I think Finn was Finn and Poe a gay relationship That's what people were saying. Oh, then Disney they felt like I think Disney was like whoa, we're not ready for that Yeah, because I did think I I did read that Poe was gay. That's what people thought was going to be Finn and Poe possibly Oh, yeah, I'm not into that either. I'm into that, but I'm also not into Finn and the Chubby Asian either

Is that wrong to say? By the way, she's a great actress. Love her I like her. Not only is she a great actress actress the kind of Shit that people were saying online. Yeah, it's mean is so fucking mean. Listen to me. Okay Okay, this girl great actress, right if I ever have anything That I develop If I could get her I would get her. She's that good

Um, the kind of things that people were saying it's like listen, you're a girl You land a star wars movie You memorize the lines that they give you you can't improvise. This is a fucking star wars movie You do exactly what they say the movie comes out. There's nothing. What can she do? You know, what can she she can't fucking do anything she Everyone would do it Right. No, there's no one on planet earth. Even if you're not an actor They said to george. They said to you

We're gonna give you 10 lines in the next star wars movie. Would you do it? Exactly everyone in the room you two, right? So she does this movie and then people are saying that That's all this fucking shit. It's like so mean and hateful. It's like, you know, did I like that part? No, but it's not her fault. She read the script. Yeah, she read the lines of the fucking thing She's a good actress you can tell When you're watching the last jedi, you're you're like, oh that she's fucking convincing You know what I mean? It's just I just didn't like the part

right But like the fucking trolls out there man are so mean you're also So fine You guys say things about me sometimes. Did you read stuff about me? Yeah. Yeah. Why do you do that? I've read stuff stuff about me Why you've read stuff about me stuff about you like what like there's this I was just scrolling through the internet I found this I know I just I'm not I know I was reading on the internet and I found no I I can handle it I I'm a new man. All right, so I was online. Yeah, and I saw this article called tv scene stealers of 2019

And on that list was Alice from batwoman. Oh, lola from big mouth. Yeah, mo colin's from the walking dead She's got been a guest. I love her baby Yoda of the Mandalorian the hottest right now fantastic right before him Yeah, it's jinn played by bobby lee. Now, who would troll me for that? Wait, did he did he prompt you to say this? No, I was scrolling. It was google top Yeah, I all right, I'm blushing now you fucking cocks. I'm proud of you I found it. I found it myself. I found it myself. You know, I'm the one that told you My google I asked jves.com. I wasn't looking for a fucking I was looking for a fucking compliment. You fucking gooke You fucker. All right, right? And then you put beef in that fucking situation. It's fucking licks beef

Licks beef. Yeah beef licks. Whatever the better thing is. It's a cool list though. Yeah. Yeah, it's a cool list Yeah part of It's funny because when somebody The writer and producer sent me that link about you know, I'm a whatever the scenes dealer and it's so funny because When I read things like that, I can't accept it but bad shit online Some fucking Some fucking guy who lives in michigan, wherever, right?

Because it's a door. I don't know what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Or how about um, some guy from um, indiana Is that better? Okay Says like, you know You're not funny. You're you know, I mean, I can't understand why people think you're funny, you know, whatever And I take that to heart some fucking loser Yes, that's right You're a fucking loser

All right, but there's something good happens. So what I'm trying to do is um Be mindful and be authentic and I want to Really try to You know what? Take the good things, but don't get too Wrapped up in it in the bad things don't get too wrapped up in it. It's just it is what it is It is what it is. That's the thing. I've been trying to um, I know it sounds hokey pokey and um new agey

But um, I'm trying to do so. I'm gonna do yoga I haven't done it yet, but I'm gonna do it. Who? What me who who wouldn't be who I don't know yet. No, if you're doing yoga, could you do some Muay Thai with us? Well, let's let him start with yoga for who does Muay Thai more grounding thing and he needs to ground Okay, fine yoga, but who's doing Muay Thai with you like me and like David and some of them viewing wanting you to come out and Koala too Yeah, I can only do Anderson Solva Like I want to get trained by the legit. Sorry Nick only Anderson. Who's Nick Nick the guy with the big ears He's a fighter and trainer. Oh Nick Diaz. I'll do it from Nick Diaz. He knows

Nick the ear baby k you've met him so oh big fan big fan my my my my my my it's george's trainers If you want a lotty like george, I mean Not after by uh my month off for uh christmas a new year. Are you guys going strong you and your woman? Congratulations. Thank you. I'm very happy for you um He has intercourse. It's strange But why does it bother you so much? It doesn't bother me. I'm trying to get my mind wrapped around it It's strange, but pure. We know what you deserve it. What you and I have intercourse. We have intercourse as well

We have intercourse in weight in weird ways, but I would still call it intercourse It is intercourse. Yeah, because it's going into something in something something. Yeah It's probably a no pure beautiful vagina is what I wanted to say really to be honest with you. Yeah I've been doing the no You know, what's a very been difficult very difficult very very been difficult. What what? Um, I know I just wanted to say clearly. Uh, you know, what's been very difficult for me Is I'm trying to I'm no I'm not watching porn So I'm trying to masturbate through my mind

You know So but when I'm masturbating sometimes I think of porn is that wrong? No, I'm gonna admit something. I used to think that that's what I wanted for you like That you know, you just masturbate from imagination But then somehow it makes me more insecure and hurts my feelings thinking that you would imagine real people versus porn stars Like that's a legitimate fear of mine. I'm like, oh, he's pulling from his real life now His real life archive versus, you know, just looking at random like no-name

Um, adult film stars, right? But his imagination is pulling from you. Oh, you think no way are you out of your mind? Have you lost your mind? That's not that's not feasible. Hey, man. That's not feasible. It's very Um, that's bestiality. I'm a cow. No, baby. Of course. I love you and you're very sexy. Don't cover your face. You're very beautiful Yeah, show the world your show the world your face. Come on, baby. Show the world 2020. Okay. Yeah 2020. I love you Come on, babe. Thank you. I'm doing it for us. I you know, I'm I'm I'm not watching porn for us back that because it's um, I Think, you know

These women that do porn there's a lot of trauma that they went through some of them. No for the most part. Yes, you know Um, you have your anomalies and exceptions. Um But a lot and also I've made an agreement not to go to strip clubs even though I haven't Yeah, um, I'm just not gonna even think about going I have thought about going like if I'm on the road And like, you know Let's go to baby dolls in my mind. I'm like, I'm too tired or whatever But that's not even the options because you know, these women that are not all of them but a lot of them that work in these these

women that have suffered a lot a lot of Pain and some of them have drug use and some of them. It's just not healthy You know, I'm gonna say this Where will we be without Ricky Gervais? Did you see Ruthless love it. It's not just ruthless. Here's what it is. It is what it is. It is and it is this is it This is it. What do I say a lot that the people make fucking memes of there's a couple. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that The thing is is this I'm not gonna. Okay. So when I how about this?

We're gonna trademark it. I know come on. I know but I want you to hit me every time. I say that Nope Nope. Smack me in the arm as hard as you can. That's who you are. It's the way you speak. Who cares? How are we gonna sell the t-shirts if you don't? Oh, okay. What it is is this Hey, we have we have some shirts in the making. So please keep saying it Okay Oh

Ricky Gervais. Ricky Gervais. This is it. Um As a comedian you you write jokes and you go, oh I can't say that because it's so offensive or it's gonna hurt them or This and that and it just shows you The freedom in which he does his art form by It's completely fearless There's he doesn't care about the consequences and he's doing it in front of the elite Hollywood establishment

And he has a beer in hand. Yeah, he's a beer in hand and um He's just just so there's not anyone funnier. I don't think When it comes to um Shying away from I think, you know Bill Byrd kind of does it mark kind of does it Rogan does it, you know, I have a story about Rogan in a second remind me But what he did on the Golden Globes was just and he's done it every time Every time he does the Golden Globes, I always he doubled down this year. He doubled down like he really he Especially the the whole like Jeffrey Epstein um thing like he didn't kill himself and every and he then he followed up with oh

I'm sorry. He was your friend. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean that's actually true. Like oh, he's basically calling out Hollywood There's photos. Yeah. Yeah. Even how light the decaprio joke was he followed up with Prince Andrew I think he furthered it. Yeah, he doubled down. He doubled downs. You know, the Judy dense joke, which Was insane Maybe love so honey It's insane and then you thought it was already bad because you know, you you have an image of dame Judy Dench like eating her own pussy, right? But then he doubles down by like coughing and saying oh like furball, right? She's old school. She's old school and then

He doubled triples down Then he doubled triples down. It's always honey attacks the companies Right apple when they're what's it the sweatshops? Yeah, he was there, right there. Yeah And it's like he's in the fucking room and you'd said it Yeah, and all these streaming good devices gigantic companies do have sweatshops and whatnot or across the country and It's just crazy. He said it to their faces and he doesn't care Yeah, and I love that he was like get up here receive your little small award and fuck off Don't share any of you like your political bullshit and then people started doing their political bullshit

Yeah, it's not yet seriously like I mean when Joaquin's about the animals I get it Well Joaquin said the same he I loved what he said up front. He was like who gives a shit. This is like We all know that this is like a bullshit award show. This doesn't mean anything. None of us are competing Yeah, none of us are competing. It's just people making money off of this pretend competition Yeah Really, there's no there's no five categories and five people of contestants in that because I don't watch the whole thing There are but he's just saying like what's the point of it? Yeah, like we're all good

Oh He was making a statement to them like this is all a joke. It's a joke that everyone's good. Yeah Yeah, and everyone has their own muscles that they do You know people you know people Brad Pitt for instance, you know, I think he's a great fucking actor And he deserves his golden globe. I think he is Do you ever see that fucking Cohen brothers movie? Which one burn after? Yes, he's so Fucking funny in that my brother and I I made my brother and I watch it in Arizona And my brother and I were laughing so hard at his scenes. He is very funny and in once I'm at a time in

Hollywood, he's also very funny in it. So is liel. He's incredible at it Um, but let's talk about joe rogan real quick Yes, wait, we have to congratulate. I know that Um, the golden globes we just shit on it, but aquafina did win best actress I think that's something to be proud of since aquafina was a guest and she'll probably do it again on tiger belly. She's our family member And honestly, there are there are those asian people if they became successful in that way that I would go into a raid And I I'm sorry. That's my honest. What's the list? I'm not gonna tell you, but that's my honest opinion

She is not one of them. I swore to fucking god when she won that thing I was like, god, thank god because she's so good for her. Yeah, I love her John cho if he ever won anything, I'd be so fucking happy for him I love him so much My process of elimination keep telling us keep telling the positive ones. Oh if daniel dig Kim I'm ever won an Emmy or anything like that. I would like nut in my pants and do a jog around my little backyard Right, and I would come kiss my cats Okay

If uh mark a cho ever won anything, you know what I mean? I would fucking Drill a hole in the wall and Fuck it I was gonna poo in it, but fuck it, right who else if Jimmy oh yang ever won anything I'd be jealous Oh, but I love him. We were gonna do process of elimination. No, he's not one of them though. He's not one of them That's why I said I love him. Yeah, but I would be a little jealous because he's younger

You know what I mean, but I think that there's something very interesting about him. Um Well, this is my list to go to if Sandra Oh went anything. Yes. She's one stuff already. That's congratulations Congratulations. He deserved it Grace park Congratulations Okay, okay. Well, uh, that's it. That's all the information you get. That's the only Information that you get. Oh, here's another one. Ronnie Chang Chang. I love him Ronnie Chang. This is the name From the daily daily. Yeah. Yeah, I love him

But those are the ones I think that's about it. Shang Wang. Okay. That's it. Oh, he's great. I love him. Um so I don't know where I said this about Joe Rogan, but I said that I get intimidated by him. Did I say that here? Hmm multiple times. It's a compilation They made I feel like people could make one from different podcasts. Well, somebody did because So saturday night So this is what I've been doing This is what I've been doing. I when I go to the comedy store

and there are like Obviously, there are people above me in the space scale and in terms of the world of comedy I know who's below me and I treat them accordingly. Okay, not mean. Yeah, but But I'm not intimidated There are also those that I felt made it that didn't deserve it, but that's just my opinion and I don't I treat them according or accordingly But there are those that I respect and I'm intimidated by and Rogan and I think mark marin maybe could in bill burr Maybe although I'm very I'm friends with all three of them. Okay, but you know, I like to be open and say

That there I can't truly be myself I think more with mark now because he's well aware of what I've been going through and he's reached out You know, what a nice guy um But but you know, so joe was there with his wife saturday night and he was driving away From the store, but the heat backs up. He sees me He gets out of this car. You go. What's that fucker? I go. Hi That was the last time you saw him like I see him every night. Oh see him all the time. Yeah, but I always hug on my leave

Oh, so I go. Hi And he goes so what why are you intimidated at me? I go, I'm not bad What I'm not beef. No, I go, you know, I I'm not he's like you I heard you You know, somebody gave me a clip or a couple clips And he goes, I love you. You know that right? I fucking think you're so funny and I love you so much And then you know what I realized what it was. It's a korean thing And I'm gonna say this I think that's what it is

Because in the korean culture your elders you have to respect them and I have that respect for him. I Not only is a great stand-up, you know, um But he also, you know, I was associated with mensia back in the day because the video that came up because I used to open for mensia a lot and um, you know during that time it was very uncomfortable with me and And rogan and that group of guys, you know, red band and whoever might be around that circle at the time And so I kind of built

From the ground up a relationship with them over the fucking 15 years right and now I feel like I've gained the respect of you know comics and what and what not anyway, um But I get you know, I don't want you know, I don't want to be intrusive When I respect somebody like that, I don't I don't want to be intrusive because when he shows up Comics just crowd around him Right and he plays, you know, and I just don't Why would I be there?

You know, I see hi a hug and get out right but You know by him saying that was so gracious It really was really gracious. He's like, I want you on the show when can you do it this and that so I'm gonna do it and um, I'm now Really confident about doing it. I think I know now That I can do it. I I can do anything If if Ellen DeGeneres in a pocket, I wouldn't be intimidated

You know when I did Kate Hudson and Oliver, I'm not contaminated. It's just Rogan He said contaminated Did I say that it might have been contaminated Okay, I made a mistake, but we're all contaminated, so you know, you know, I'm tired of the shame I'm telling you, you know what? I'm not gonna allow the shame. That's great. It's like asian shame asian shame. Yeah Don't ever say lexicon. I once dated a guy who his his handle He thought he was a wordsmith and his name was alex so he called himself alexicon And it was the grossest thing ever. What's it like? What's this lexicon mean? It's like your your um,

Um, uh, your archive of words, right, George? It's part of yeah, it's your vocabular. Oh, I'm not lexicon So you got lexicon words Like what words you just drop words sometime. I make it up. Exactly. You have a very wide contaminated well, I think the reason why I do it is because there was a time when I would shame myself if I said something wrong or Or if I was on a podcast early on and early on I would try to think about

How to say something correctly But then I'm like, I don't care, but you speak so clearly and well. I have problems with prepositions like to width of Under above Like if for instance, what's what's the word that you would use when you say? Um, match blank Match me blank you with with right, uh-huh I I say to a match

Yeah, match me to you and I'm like, no, it's with it's with why do I do that? I I my prepositions are all over the place and I get really I've never noticed. I've never noticed that about you Oh my god, my it's not good. I I have um, it's I thought I had like a firm handle on the english language And I say a lot of things wrong Like what was the recent one or a couple where I was like, oh my god, I've been saying it this way for so long And I feel shame the same way you do. So I know that feeling so I will never shame you again for contaminated Thank you Thank you so much. I used to say register. What does that mean? Register? Oh

Oh Impasses on the wrong syllables all the time. My dad says that so often. Is that a Filipino thing? Yeah, because it's what Filipinos do register Um, it's like juliana the other day. We but she's been getting really into documentaries, right? And she says documentary Oh, yeah, you know, yeah I used to say love laboratory I think you're speaking of documentaries Do we talk about don't fuck with cats? We've been talking about luca mcnaughta on here for I know

But did you see don't fuck with cats that one? Oh my god. Do you see it? I know we know about it. I know you know about it. We know we've talked about it, but it's not it's still watching it It just makes it Just so much more visceral like more depraved so much depraved Basically, I want it's been out for a while. So fuck it It's about luca mcnaughta some canadian Skinny white dude who?

idolized american psycho Yeah, but he also wanted to become an actor and get begin to show business without the talent And he would audition for things couldn't get anything because he just doesn't have it And so then he Is so narcissistic and evil and psychopathic that he started Killing cats online videotaping himself So he would he the first one was he put two kittens in a Plastic bag and then suck the air out of the fucking bag and he put it online

It's like streaming on live leak or something. Yeah live leak and then um a group of you know Just enthusiasts out there not a cat killing enthusiasts, but people that you know are there for love cats. Yeah started um Banning together on facebook and trying to investigate and trying to find this guy and then he drowned a cat as well But his identity had not been You know, obviously exposed. I don't want to get completely into it because I want people to watch it If you're and I'm gonna say this because I know mark maren loves his cat. He just lost a cat

And I've been telling him to watch it. I said it twice. You got to watch it He's like So the cat stuff they don't show it in the document or they show that the beginnings of it picture And that's the part I couldn't even like it's very difficult to watch. It's very difficult to watch This guy is a piece of fucking human garbage. He really is and if I'm trying to be violent, right? But um There's if there's a hell he's there's a special place For this fucking piece of shit, but um, but you also then realize that

It runs deep and his mother is just as fucking crazy. Oh, yeah, you don't behave like that without you know, I mean a past, you know And his mother is a fucking witch Let's just put a canadian witch. Let's just say that does he kill a human at some point. Yes. Fuck not I know I was trying to remember if it's the Asian. Yeah, it is. Oh, so it's that story. Yeah He killed him on um on like a live video. Yeah Yeah, and so what he puts out You know in an ad um craigslist

that I'm shooting a movie and this chinese guy and answers it and makes me so angry because I couldn't get an audition. I would see I mean, there's so little there's so little Asian parts diversity No, that's sorry. I had to say it but um He um

And you know I'm gonna say something very controversial And don't blush. Yeah, put it down. Okay. Um, like your feather pens. Yeah So You know a lot of people online on twitter or whatever have said, you know How come people are more mad about you know, the cats and not the chinese guy that died, right? Because the cats didn't have any fucking options They didn't choose to be there, right? Answer an ad like oh looking for cats for no, no. Yeah. Yeah, and a cat didn't like call

And go a meow. Yeah, I want to be in your short film. Yeah, right or whatever, right? But it's like I haven't been I haven't been in a lot of movies But I've been in a few yeah list. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah ask for a script No, babe, may you rest in peace. I know I may you rest in peace and what you what happened to you, right? But there are some things that he should have done cautionary tale a cautionary. Yeah If you don't get a movie off of you know, I mean craig list

True number one But I think that he responded to it more as um knowing that there would be a chance for like a hookup That's the way I read it. Oh, it was sexual romance. Yeah, there was some sexual innuendo there Where he was like, okay, he was probably trying to you know, meet somebody which is like so many people do that We do that whole day every day. Yeah dating apps and whatnot. Yeah, it's terrible I don't know why I said that because his parents are just awful Oh boy, why'd I say that don't cut it out? Make it louder make it louder

What did you guys do for Christmas? Uh, I went to the mountains in Georgia and I got sick for five days. Oh Sounds like a delight. It was so fun. Everyone had fun playing board games. I was uh in bed. That's not so fun Were you sick? He's sick now. Oh, you weren't sick during the break. No, no, no I was working really hard for Christmas. I had to prepare this. It's an obsession higher house for it's an absolute obsession Yeah, I saw your guys and you know, this was my obsession. You you love it. You look like you get pure joy I'm doctor pure joy. I mean, I love it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I I I but I don't do shit for it. I say I show up

Well, there's just one thing that he does and we explain what you do for the Bob Ananza, Bob Ananza. Oh, I think so what I do is this I ask how many people are coming over. So we had what 19 20 and I said, okay, so I buy 20 gifts And I wrap them Some of the gifts are great Some of them are the worst gifts you could get like on both ends of the spectrum. Right. So So In in my Bob Ananza, I had I wrapped a PlayStation 4 Jesus what I should have stayed in an iPad fuck, right?

And then some of the boxes is a rock The other one was a gift card gift card for nothing So they go it's a gift card. They turn us as zero for nothing So you had an empty gift card Yeah, then I have some gift cards that are worth stuff like 150 dollars Urban outfitters But the rules are if you approach Bobby's Bob Ananza box Yeah, or he lays out the gifts in front of you. You can't shake. You can't touch so if your finger lands on it

That's the that's the game kind of it's a game. Yeah, right. So some people were like So stoked Like Steve's girlfriend got the PlayStation. God damn. That's she couldn't believe it. Juliana got the iPad Juliana had and then some people got rocks and there was a Donald Trump can opener That I and Donald Trump mince that I got in Hawaii. Oh, yeah, the mince that um, we couldn't find the put god damn it We couldn't find it, but then we found it later. You know what I mean? But I wish That was a part of it as well. Um, but his mom came down for Christmas. So I was a first in how long how long has it been?

My okay, so my mom My mom My mom has never had a Christmas like that. Mm-hmm, you know, um During Christmases in the I mean the last 10 years of her life. She's still alive, but um My dad had a stroke. So he was paralyzed and she just became a nurse for 10 years digging shit out of his ass No gifts no tree no Mary. I mean we'd call her a Merry Christmas, but nothing so

she comes to this house and she sees all these new people and she sees the Trees and the gifts and the fun and games and the food and the laughter and um She really really enjoyed herself Um, Kalala's mom and my mom met for the first time. That's a scary. That was the first time. Yeah And they're scary together. They Really hit it off. I think they're going to rub vaginas. Yeah

So scissoring and then they started inviting each other like, okay, come see me in Arizona Okay, and they were like making plans and stuff like that's fucking they took photos with face to face face to face touching faces It's cute as fuck. That's cute. Yeah um And it was probably the best Christmas I've ever had. That's awesome Because it's not just because I'm sober again all that stuff that has a lot to do with it, but I you know, I was the first time truly looking forward to and open to this idea because

Kalala works so hard on it three trees. We have in the house. Do you really have three trees? Yes Three trees stuck and then I didn't get back. So here's the thing like we I we didn't get back into town until the 21st of December So between the 20 and we celebrate on the 24th So I had three days to prepare the whole house and I think I did a Bang-up job looked good. She not not only she did a bang-up job. It was the right people came over and you know Hopefully next year and because you know

When I first was sober back in the day I would have a birthday party and would bring a a people too And because I drifted away from members of Alcoholics Anonymous for so long that I didn't invite You know people to anything because I just wasn't involved, but I'm so involved right now that I think that's going to be incorporated into it as well, you know I'm trying to be more. You know, I go to the comedy store and I talk to doorman But you didn't before you know, I used to go. What's up fatty, you know, like Dylan. He's a fat gay guy Well, you fat full of cum

I mean like just so mean, you know, I mean when you cry does come come out of your eyes Just like real mean, you know, I mean, but this time now it's like, how are you? How was your Christmas? Do you feel like you're working there? Are you actually enjoying the conversation? I'm trying to Connect with everyone even fans, you know when people come up to me. I'm oh god something happened. It's terrible here today. Terrible. Yes If you're listening ma'am ma'am ma'am Lady you're so cute. Let me say something. Okay

I go up on stage last week. It's dark in the or right and there's a girl wearing a tiger belly t-shirt in the front row Okay, but it's so dark that it looks like a dude at first with long hair So what's up, bro? I like the tiger belly t-shirt. She goes. What do you mean? bro I'm a girl and then I blushed I go so sorry

And the whole set I thought about it. I didn't even go back. I didn't even go back to her and go It was so dark in here Like, you know, that's that's not offensive. Like I've been called Mistakenly like a dude my whole life. You feel bad about that. I if she wasn't wearing a tiger belly t-shirt I wouldn't give a fuck. No, but I know but you know, I don't think that's something you should feel bad I thought but then she out louts forget about it. Just move on She's like stop me to put stop me to pussy during my set. I'm like, I'm so sorry. Just forget about it. I fucking tell you Joe Yeah, yeah, and I was like, all right. All right. You know what I mean? I'm so sorry

Put on her because it didn't I'm sure it didn't affect her at all Yeah, but here's what it is. This is that um, you're more tender It's not that it's um I just feel so much shame like I don't want to hurt people's feelings because And I think it here we go, but with the fucking therapy again, but you know, I caught I was I lived through so much trauma Right that whenever I and I vowed never to be like my dad growing up I vowed I remember praying

I didn't really believe in God, but as he kept going, I want him to die I hate him so much, right? And I don't ever want to be like him, right? So that when I I when I perceive that hurt anyone's feelings I get overly sensitive and I get overly like, you know, I mean I need to fix this, right? And that's so unhealthy Right, it's just like move on Bob. You made a mistake It's like whenever I make a mistake. I punish myself. I can't do that anymore So keep the fucking everything in I said even the fucking malucamala, not a shit

All right, keep it all in right Yeah Yeah, you know and what she did I'm going to I forgot to say this What are you attacking? I'm going to take something that you fucked up on Oh my god, that was so rageful. You know what this is cloud? No. Yeah, I'm going to tell you what it is. You're sweating This is the first time he no, you know what it is. I'm going to tell you when I tell you what it is You know what it is. It's probably retaliation for you calling me a cow for three. No, no, it's not that is because this is this is before cow This is before beef. This is pre beef pre beef

So in December I go to Yes, I go to Hawaii to do another magnum p. I This time around Now you know what it is. You know what it is So this is Kalana goes I'll go I won't be in the way. You know, you just do your thing. Hey, excuse you I'm not could I finish no no no before you say that Why are you so upset about anything fucking rude is because when you were going through your institution? Yeah, and then after that You had told me I don't want to be alone. I need um actual physical support

And I want that and don't say that I tried to like hitchhike. No, no, no, no, you weren't hitching. No I was I needed you there. I was there. I know I all right. All right. All right. That's all that's I would have much rather stayed home and prepared for Christmas or I came out wrong communication everyone's communication came out wrong I'm sorry All right. Okay. I needed her there for support. I really did and I like when she's there But what's the joke story? It's not a joke story. This is what she did Okay So I defend you whatever it is. I don't know what it is yet

So it was a mistake for sure and I have a college. I know I can I say oh, do you might not understand? Yes, so um So when I'm on that show they pick me up at 5 5 3 in the morning And I don't come home until 8 or 9 at night and literally I'm in every scene Not only am I in every scene. I have every other line 12 hour day and it's So much so and also I can't really eat when I'm shooting because I get like I'm just concentrating So at night, I just I would get three hours of sleep four hours of sleep

So one night I was so tired and had such a big day the next day And I like I just got to get to sleep and I get to bed around 9 Two in the morning. I hear this Hello, this is her on the phone At the front desk. Hello So yes, um, there's a green blinking light in the room Right that so I'm right remember now. Let me picture. I had to get up in three hours. Right. I just got in the bed, right I don't like oh just let pass

Let it pass So, you know, I don't know what it is, but there's a green blinking light We need to bring somebody in there immediately What so next thing I know I have fucking hawaii man There's a hawaii man in the room Now I'm up. I'm in the outside smoking I'm gonna kill this lady. You know, I was so angry and I I just said to her Why did you but then she goes I don't know why but why did you do it?

I Wait, what was it? I'm actually curious wasn't a green blinking light. It was a red blinking light And I have it was a green blinking light. I had I have it was a green blinking light, by the way There was no red Yeah, yeah, that's a lot for each night, by the way that he would come home really tired I would shut the lights. I would light a candle I would like make sure that he was fed Like I did everything but once in a while I do have like in the middle of the night

Not it's actually more frequent now than ever I have like these weird panic attacks and it's always some I don't know where it stems from but I'll wake up And I'll find something in the room that I'm panicking over It just turns out that this was one of those nights I woke up in a sweat and I fixated On this blinking light and I have this like irrational fear of carbon monoxide Like the first couple the first week that I that I slept here I woke up

I stayed up every night and I kept asking my sister because she spent a few days here with me I was like, do you think we're inhaling carbon monoxide? I was I don't know why there's irrational fear for it, but I think that that's how I'm gonna die or something So I woke up in the middle of the night panicked and I saw I probably saw it blinking red So I pick up the phone very quietly. I swear to you and I was like Hello, no This is her turn I didn't ask someone to come I was like, so there's a light blinking in our room from the fire thing

And and I was like, I don't think it's anything serious, but can you just confirm that it's supposed to be blinking? And they were like, no, we have to get up there for security purposes. I was like, no, you don't have to because my husband's sleeping And they were like, no, ma'am. I'm sorry because we're sending someone up right now. I was like, oh, no No, I was like, please So I was like, please come up really quietly. I'll be waiting at the door. She's being really quiet though, dude But it's dude. The guy didn't wake him up. It was my tiny little mouse voice that woke him up. Yeah This is what I hear. What are you here? Hello

Hello Green blinking light you come up here That's what I hear now. That's probably not what happened. I was so conscious. All right, but that I know that's probably not what happened But that's what I Interpreted. Yes, you proceeded that way. Yeah. And so I oh my god I never might do this hotel every time we've stayed there has always had some weird like Alarm issue and they were the firefighters come in there the next day the alarm went off randomly in the middle of the night Again, yeah, so I'm not crazy

But I'm also crazy So please forgive me. Yeah, but baby Don't ever do that again I know. Okay. That's why he like uninvited meets the next Hawaii trip. But you're coming back now No, I'm not. Yes, you are. What if there's a light if someone needs to Yeah, what if I died from carbon monaca? You know what better safe than sorry. That's what I live by. Yeah But that happened there But I really

And I don't care what you guys say about magnum pi. I really enjoy it Who's saying anything you're on a list for it. Yeah that he just randomly found Really working on that. Okay, but um I don't think that I could ever do a show in Hawaii I thought you wanted to do a show in Hawaii, but I can't do target belly then Yeah, if he lives there for like three quarters of a year, he's not gonna be able to do this My vote is no Yeah, so don't even offer magnum

Please don't Would you okay, let's suppose I Honestly, I'm thinking I should go into Hawaii for my surprise my sisters for her birthday when you're in Hawaii But she lives there. No, she lives here. I'm gonna take her. She's never been Yeah, I mean if I honestly, oh my god, please come on over there because I'm so lonely during the day She doesn't listen to this. Oh, did she edit this? Okay, good, and I met the nicest I did uh, I did yoga in Hawaii And it was so embarrassing because I did a level that I wasn't supposed to do

But that was the only class available in the time frame. So I went to this like You're really a pretty hard yoga class and right next to me was this guy who was fucking killing it I was struggling. I couldn't even do a fucking handstand nothing and these people were amazing But afterwards he was like and I was looking like absolute trash, too But he was like, hey, like I'm a huge fan and I'm like, oh my god There's a lot of tiger belly in Hawaii. I learned that but he was really nice. Shout out to Aaron Lewis Not from stained but just the Aaron Lewis from Hawaii So you got to offer it a movie for six months in Hawaii. You're not taking it. Well a movie. Yeah

a movie, yeah, but um But here's because I'm starting one with Santino as well. Yeah So, you know, I put podcasts I think before anything else because It's Where my real fans are You know, I get a lot of like mad tv, which is cool

But you know, I think the sleeper's out there and the people that I really Truly, you know, I've said this before There's a connection. I think that's more important to me now in this new phase of my Development as a human being right To connect with people that truly know who I am because I get like tiger belly fans are like, um How's how's your mom? Instead of going can I get a photo?

No, right mad tv. Whoo. Whoo. You know what I mean? Well, hey, bro. So we should see that. Hey, bro. Not the big bro, right? But now it's like, you know, tiger belly friends like how's steve. How's your mom? You know care there Yeah, there is a level of care there that I really, um, how is this kalayla here? That's I get a lot of that Instead of like going kind of get a photograph. It's more like Where, you know, is gilbert here too? Sometimes you sometimes you sometimes george. Yeah, some people will go We'll scream out still george has a pink dick classic. It's a classic

Because it's true You know, but um, I real a Sleepers I have a message to you. Number one stop asking me if I'm gonna do a special Because I'm doing one. Yeah There's episodes out there But stop asking Okay, that's hammered with juliana asked you like A week ago my niece. What does she ask? You know, she like is she

Doesn't speak unless spoken to ever. Yeah, she's very shy very introverted This is like she asked bobby. Well at dinner She was tita bobby Why don't I see you on that one? Okay Okay, okay, okay Two number one. Fuck you number one. I'm on an animated show. I'm a regular on that's coming out in netflix Okay with brett galman from love and andrew daily

And um, a bunch of other Lizzie Kaplan is the lead. So, you know So I've been recording that and that's it's really the funniest animated thing i've ever done I have um I went in with howie mendell and joe coy to pitch that show in netflix Nice, but um, so that being said, what are we doing on time? We are over an hour, sir How was that was fun You're sweating are you okay? I'm no because it was something that I really you know Really had to get off my ass because every person says it must be annoying. It's not annoying. It's just I get it. I understand

I understand. Okay um But the world has to understand that this thing that we're doing here, right? Isn't some side project bullshit. This is real And I can see it when I'm on the road. I can see it when it comes when it comes to When I walk around in life, right? Thank you so much for supporting us I really appreciate it, you know, did they're everywhere I was at a black friday line waiting to pick up a hard drive and some guy got up so close and I got nervous

Grab my shoulder and sit in the sultry's ripaya. See there we go. It's every time. Yeah, and it's nice It's very cool. I love you. I love you too. I love you George, I love you kalilah. I love you I love you. I said, I love you. Okay I didn't feel it, but okay, it's fine. All right Um unhelpful unhelpful advice with bobby at kalilah Hey, slept king and company and queen I'm a 20 year old guy from England and I've been dating a 26 year old lady for the past five months

It's even on and off hard times, but recently the hard times have been more frequent She recently threw a rope at me and told me to hang myself Oh, I took it for the fact that she's an ass when she drinks whiskey The next day she apologized and everything was good Then she accused me of wanting to fuck someone off instagram I've never met and I've since found out she's recently been messaging her ex I'm in love with this girl and I wanted to go on but I'm scared of the future Big love to all. What do I do boundaries?

No, maybe not this first set boundaries Throwing a rope. No, it's like she was drunk when she did it, right? So hey, hey, swede next time you drink and you say shit like that. I'm done. Yeah, I'm fucking done I'll give you that pass, right? You know, you you got to set boundaries for yourself and she crosses the line That it means she doesn't respect you and fucking move on She also doesn't seem like she seems very insecure

She just seems really unsteady. Well, there's two things. Well, you can't really say someone's unsteady just based on like three sentences three sentences, but If you're the younger one by six years and you're able to recognize that someone a woman no less because usually women tend to emotionally mature a little bit faster than men The fact that you're 20 and you're seeing this 26 woman come unhinged like that You know, that's to me. That's really concerning um

That's messy and because you're only 20 No kids big future ahead. I say drop it. You'll fall in love deeper and harder Many more times. I mean that's unhealthy. I tell people to not stick around for stuff like that I make kalayla when I was 42 If I would have stuck with the nobody girl that I was with with 20 there wasn't one, right? But let's see 23. I met a girl. I did If I would have stuck with her I mean and I had the feelings for her take deep love. I bet it was love at first. Yeah, deep deep right, but

If I would have done that my life would have turned such a different direction It would have gone this way Yeah, I think it's good to feel all those things you're feeling Date as many people fall in love throw you put yourself in there Don't put up these walls just because people hurt you or try not to Allow yourself all the growth possible and Fall in love over and over again, but don't keep putting yourself

In situations where it's like emotionally unhealthy. That to me is crazy telling someone to go fucking kill themselves That ain't right. She's she ain't right She's not right, but um Like even in my drunkest angriest moment, I wouldn't throw rope at someone Yeah, like if she threw a rope to you at you like last month and if she did that to me. Oh, I she did that to me one time regardless That's out. That's endgame. So danger. That's so crazy. That's dangerous If I would throw if honestly if I threw a rope at you and go go hang yourself I'm going myself. Just so you cannot sleep for the rest of your life. Yeah, but had like find a rope

You would leave you would leave, right? Of course. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah Yeah, leave it America's Got Talent Is that it? Yeah, anything to the people the sleepers already did it. Oh, okay Kala any final words of the first already did it 22 2020. Yeah, we're easing into it Okay, um, I I'm glad to be back Um, I'm tired of being fat shamed Poppy

And um, that's basically it I'm not fat shaming you Calling somebody beefy isn't fucking fat shaming. It's a compliment. You know what he's been doing too Every time I have a plate of food. Wow, baby. You eat a lot, huh? Wow, you really don't I don't On even if you gained a hundred pounds. I would still be with you No, you would yes, I would I would I would rip you apart on a daily basis, but still be with you

It roasts you for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah God, I always wonder that like if I ever agreed to Um start a family with you because you're somebody that like I've heard you make fun of like ex-girlfriends and calling them like You know what I mean? Like orangutan tits and stuff Like you have said mean things about certain people beef jerky tits beef jerky. What do you call grandma tits or whatever? Like imagine, okay, because I have smaller breasts now Yeah, so let's say when I get pregnant, right? And then I my skin gets really loose in my belly because it's gonna happen

And then um, once the milk is gone from my breast if I'm gonna have grandma tits What are you gonna? I'm not gonna say anything. I'll just maybe make sound effects Like jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle Stuff like that. No, I would never do that Because that's that human body the human body Human body does it. Oh my gosh anyway, um God bless you. Take care

That's abrupt. That's nice. We'll be back with some housekeeping. I'll pee and then we can come back And it's the first housekeeping of 2020 Hey, I'm sitting in the king's chair. Kimmel's in the uh the slept kings myself the slept king uh chair is now sitting You guys you can get your tickets to see the slept king live Uh at his website bobbilylive.com Bobby will be in Irvine, california at the Irvine improv january 17th Through 19th george. Are you going to be there? I remember that the Irvine improv. Oh, you remember that? Hey, I also did that as well We all had our moments at the Irvine improv, but I seem to remember people being like Gilbert crushed. No, that was brand improv

I also bombed there. People don't know about that. I actually did host it and I bombed one of the shows Why don't we talk about that more because we try to forget it. Let's uh, let's talk about we try to forget it Uh, so yeah, you know what we me and george might be there. Who knows? We don't know possibly from one of the nights I'll probably be in uh, orange county. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah, uh, schomburg, ellenoy. Bobby will be there at the chicago improv february February february 13th through 16th Uh, and check out the rest of dates on his website, bibleylive.com and we promised uh Nick yusef that we'd promote the other one. Uh, you tell us about it, george. You heard bobby say it beforehand But uh, rory scovel, nick yusef and freddy scott

Are following tool on tour. So go to not tool band dot com for tickets Nick yusef, this is me shouting it out. So uh, just know who you owe for this You heard it nick george kimmel. You owe george kimmel But also if you're listening it's gonna be a great show Uh guys once again, thank you for joining us for our first episode recorded in 2020 Uh from the slav king the queen uh pink tick himself and my and me gilbert Aka gilbets, uh, we love you very much and we can't wait to do the rest of the year with you guys Should we start doing giveaways at the end of this? Oh, even if we're talking people listen. That's fun

So stay tuned for the next episode so we can talk about it. I guess if they're listening now, those are the people that don't need it True, maybe we should announce at the beginning. Yeah, well, we're gonna figure out a workflow for that and just get ready for giveaways Give us the ideas if you want uh, something we can do for fun at the end of the episodes during the housekeeping Yeah, uh, any giveaways what uh, yeah What do you guys want to give away or anything else that we can do a shout out? I don't know who knows Uh, there's a lot of possibilities in 2020 george The sleeper is better the sleeper is gonna help us with that Uh, so please follow tiger belly on all social media at tiger belly on instagram

At the tiger belly on twitter, which will be more active this year so be ready for that And also uh, email us any questions that you need help with or need advice on at Advice on helpful at gmail.com It's been a while, huh? It's been a while, huh? And uh, george, where can we send packages? Oh, it's been more than a minute on that. Let's let's see try it. It's down in the description box I wrote the description box, so I've already done my job. Okay, great. What if they're what if they're listening on audio? Uh, go to youtube, uh, check out any tiger belly video and check the description box guys you can follow everything Pink dick at george underscore kimmel or if you're like bobby and are wondering who's twitter account is at voted best tweets

What did he do? That was over there. I forgot it was something where he asked khalilah. She was like, uh, that's george He's like what the fuck What did I tweet that I haven't tweeted in so long? What I think you might like like something he said So he was wondering like who is that because he was following that account Okay, he was wondering why he had to follow someone that said voted at voted best tweets Uh, you can follow everything khalilah at calamity k myself at gilbets and everything bobby lee at bobby lee live We love you. We'll see you next week Thank you

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