TigerBelly - Ep 229: Tiffany Haddish & The Coochie That Makes Stars

Episode Date: January 22, 2020

Bobby's heart brings revenge. Tiffany auditions for the wrong role. Khalyla gets the apology. George is a soul fucker. We talk moral boosts, church penises, being homeless three times, & Mr. Kim. Check Tiffany out on Netflix's Self Made: Inspired By The Life Of Madam C.J. Walker.Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery plus Alangoy a pen a Guy up at the sin Bobby Lee here come see me live. I will be in Omaha, Nebraska This weekend January 24 25th at the funny bone. I've never been there. So please fucking calm Mm-hmm. I'm gonna be a Sheenberg, Illinois February 13th to the 16th at the Chicago improv San Jose, California February 28th through the March 1st at the San Jose improv

Denver, Colorado March 12th to the 14th the companies works Euston, Texas March 27th to the 29th Houston improv. Mm-hmm. Go to Bobby Lee calm and grab them before they're gone or check Bobby Lee live Com enjoy the rest of the show You Have you had a small dick before mm-hmm. They're my fave why why they're like candies. Well, they're kind Oh, they don't fuck your vagina. Yeah. Oh, they don't

Pressure and giving you when I give head to a smaller dick. I feel like a fucking queen Yeah, cuz you can get it out of way to the pause Yeah, I have TMJ too, so you can't give me that anything above it I have a vagina types myself, but you know, we'll talk about that. Yeah, let's talk about it. Yeah, I Already know what the vagina go ahead every time my vagina change my perception. Go ahead my process five four three two one smile If your heart is breaking smile

Something something something smile Hey whitey, what are you looking at? Whitey whitey what I'm when I'm performing whitey Right you pay attention to every detail. I Love you and thanks for Thanks for changing For the last 400 years you guys been acting wild

And over time Especially now you guys have changed a bit. Thank you so much for that because now we get to make some money, too. Mm-hmm We I'm gonna introduce people in the fucking room gab-gab. This is Gilbert's Handicapped sister she She came here in a little tiny yellow bus a little helmet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so Yeah, she doesn't speak English. She's just a tiki statue

I'm gonna stand in there. You know, I mean if you put another two of you put me on top of Yeah, if there was an island and I saw that old tiki statue my whole family of your whole family I would leave. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we got Kalila My girlfriend of seven years. Wow. Yeah, Mary you're already Fuck For the sag medical insurance Yeah, I say you're fucking we got this guy Gilbert. We got George Kimmel the third Wow, why people do that? Like you you have to say there's three of us

Filipinos do it, too. I had a friend named six and seven they go that far back. That's right. I also have a friend named jingle And twinkle so Filipinos just go wild with all right, babe. Fuck jingle and twinkle man. That's your government name It's not like that this guest. Uh, I Have a history with hmm. It's a positive one and it's a history of it started off with a little weird Whoa, it started off real weird I think that I took it wrong. I should have been more understanding about it but I want it because you know, you know, I'm in therapy and And

You know, I went through a lot of trial I had a hard childhood and I was resilient enough to get out of that and to carve out a career for myself This next lady is so resilient. She had a tough upbringing She is so resilient. She is one of the biggest Comedy movie stars in the biz right now. She's killing the game Um, she we did a show together for Comedy Central where I could I was sweating Yellow gook blood. Damn, that's I was sweating yellow gook blood when she was on stage I remember just out of my little dick

She is just very talented so funny Tiffany Haddish everybody How did we first meet the first time we met Officially, yeah was in front of the lab Yeah, I was doing comedy playground with Kevin Hart and Chris Spencer and everybody and Pookie was executive producer man and Pookie wanted to do like us a prank kind of show and so I was dressed up kind of like butch like and you had a came to the club You're gonna do a spot on our show and you came up with your girlfriend at the time. This was like probably 12 years And and I was the the prank was I was gonna say that you were calling my girlfriend and

I'm about to beat your ass He was fucking scared I didn't really know her, right? No, you didn't know me. Yeah. Yeah, so I got scared and then I go who the fuck is that? Yeah, you were freaking freak. You was fucking scared. Yeah. I was like, man, you are you calling my girl I eat that pussy. Like you don't do that. I don't know you You know who the fuck you are So then right, you know, I have this thing of it's a part of my character defects, I guess but I go What's her name?

She just embarrassed me, right? And then somebody said Tiffany had it and I stored that, right? Yeah, and he's like, I fucking hate Tiffany. I fucking time and definitely and then every time I would see you No more of us. I dress like a butch lesbian or anything and I'm like, hey, it's me. Hey Bobby It's me Tiffany like that was funny. I'm like, I don't like you get on my face Right, leave me alone. That was fucked up what you did. Yeah, I apologize. It was just a prank. It's not real No, I'm sorry, but you know, but but because but she is right For years, she was so nice to me. Yeah, well, I was nice I met you before that but you know, I don't think you remember. Oh, I was really young. Yeah comedy store

Yeah, and I would be like, you're the funniest Asian guy. I know and you're like, thanks But you know there were came a time maybe three or four years after that Mm-hmm. And this is I mean running into her like, you know, 12 times a year She's just so sweet and saying hi to me. Even sometimes I wouldn't even say hi back. Yep. She kept doing it It's baby. I'm sorry constantly killing them with the kindness. Yeah, I'm with the kindness and then finally he's like, who the fuck are you? Yeah, yeah, we had a little conversation. Yeah, and then we've been cool. We've been cool ever since and um And this is way before, you know her Explosion, you know, yeah, I was definitely unemployed

Yeah, but you know, you grew up like where did you grow up in South Central Los Angeles? Where? Uh, in in a hood in the South Central. Are you were your parents there? No, uh, so my Mom was there for a while that she had a car accident My father had took off when I was three because he was selling green cards illegally. He's from Eritrea which is the east side of Africa and and Yeah, so there was all that going on and when my mom had the car accident I was taking care of my brothers and sisters that she had from another husband that ended up leaving her and

Us and so like my baby brother was calling me mom for a long time We ended up going into foster care and I was moving around a lot There's a lot of abuse and whatnot so my grandma finally got custody of us And and I ended up in the live factory comedy camp and my whole world changed my whole perspective changed So it was a live factory comedy camp Jamie 97 1990 same Jamie then huh? Yeah, Jamie Masada. I consider him like my father. I consider him. But that's my hero. Yeah Yeah, it's amazing because he does the um, if he feeds the homeless during um, Thanksgiving. Yep

Christmas as well, right? Yeah. Yeah, he does the comedy camp where he and he does that I remember going in as a guest, you know, me speaker and speaking there and um You know, you could say what you want about Jamie Masada. He is a giver, man. Yeah a good person I've seen him bill a lot of people out of jail and him never pay him back and I'm like, well, you bail me out of He's like, buddy, you'll never go to jail. You don't do stupid shit. Don't do stupid stuff Wow And so but then you went in that comedy class you just decided because you probably used Humor as a defense mechanism. It was my it's my mask. It's the thing. It's my weapon

You know, it's what I used to protect myself Uh, I remember when I first got put into foster care and they couldn't find a home for me They found one for my sisters found one for my brothers, but nothing for me so I had to go to mclaren hall, which is like, you know, montee and It that place has changed a lot since then but um, it's like kind of like a prison and it's psych ward and uh It's crazy. So I'm in this room. How old were you? I was 12 13 years old and as in a room Kind of like this size where um, there's bunk beds and all this and there's these mean girls and and it was scary It was very scary. So I used my comedy to keep from getting my ass beat still got

Handled a little bit, but still Didn't get murdered or nothing, but um, you know, I used it with with bullies. I used it with teachers I didn't read very well, uh barely at all. And so I used my comedy to get people to read to me I have like excellent memory So somebody would read something to me. I memorized it and then if they asked you to read all out I would just recite what they said and the teacher would be like, no, you're on the wrong paragraph And I'm like, I gotta use the bathroom Like I always use like my skills of comedy to get out of situations and help me get through life

Yeah, yeah, I mean I did the same thing as a kid, you know, I would fart in class Right and then do a little funny dance, you know, I mean, I would go to church every once in a while And my friends would be sitting next to me and I and I'd be staring at their eyes and then they would look down and my penis is out Yeah, yeah, so like I Well, I mean I would because you couldn't read No, not because I was a read. No, it's just I used to Come I could read as far as calculus by seven pieces of wire and a piece of metal I could make an iPad and fucking five minutes Anyway, I'm fucking bright bro

But I used, you know, I mean because of all this trauma in my life I would just go out and just make people laugh and then, you know, if people bullied me and I would make a joke And then figure it out in that way, but it's like it's a survival skill and Luckily, there's a fucking job. Yeah, you can do with people like us. Yes. Yeah, when I discovered that I was like, wow Okay, this is how I'm gonna make a living and Till I was like 18 I was doing stand-up and then when I got emancipated from foster care My grandmother wasn't getting a check anymore and I got accepted into NYU But I didn't know how how am I gonna pay $40,000 a semester. That's a lot of dick to suck

I don't know if I want to education that Yeah, you know and I was always taught don't never owe anybody anything like so never borrow money or nothing like that So when they were telling me about financial aid and that you would have to pay that back I'm like, well, I can't do that Unless somebody just gives me the money and that's not something and that's still to this day Don't just accept money for like I feel like I have to earn it work for it You know in some kind of way shape or form so no one can come back to me later Like you owe me this or you got to do me this favor

Because I've seen that so much in my childhood of people getting killed for things like that So I didn't want that type of association with money. So I went to Santa Monica community college. Yeah, I was homeless Sleeping on this couch that couch Got me a job working at an airline Finally got my own place like and all these things and I ended up homeless like three different times And I felt like that was God teaching me how not to be afraid to ask for help when you need to help. Yeah It's hard to ask for money Especially in this business when you're struggling. Yeah, and I did it a couple of times

Only ask Jamie for money. That's the only person I've ever asked for money ever asked for any kind of financial aid He's the only person that I've ever trusted to loan me money And I know I can pay him back when I can and he's still gonna love me regardless They're still gonna respect me anyways, you know, yeah, I have you know, I have a couple of those as well You know, I mean that believe it or not Carlos Monseo Was my guy I would be I would like go to his house and go I can't pay my rent Hey, dude. All right, dude. How much you need? And then let me have five of your jokes Never mind I'll just take them don't worry

I didn't like that but he would like he would literally just you know because he would sell merch So he had a merch box of money, right? He would just give me 500 bucks and I think I still owe him money. I never he never asked for it back But like I those little gestures, you know what I mean when you're fucking struggling Because it's in the beginning, you know, yeah, it's not you get known for a decade. Yeah, no money Nothing $10, maybe $50 here. Yeah, 40 50 100 bucks, you know when when Kevin gave me that $300. I was like, oh shit I'm gonna pay him back. I don't want him to I don't know I don't know what that

But I know I was just trying to figure out how to pay him back and over the years I always try and he'd be like no use that money to get better headshots use that money to like get a better outfit So you can like Like he would always like tell me what to do with the money and then finally once we did a night school together It was this back and forth of me trying to pay him back Putting it in my wig caps or putting it in my shoe Wow, like it was constantly. He must be so proud of you, huh? I hope so. Oh, yeah And he he's definitely a big brother to me. Yeah, you know when I drive down a street

And I see sometimes somebody that I know on a billboard. I have this immense Anger for some reason right jealousy. It's jealousy, right? Did you ever feel that? Never but with you When I see you I just got it bright and I don't know what it brightens my fucking day. That's my intention That's been my intention from the beginning like if someone sees me I just want them to feel joy if you see like even just if it's a picture or whatever I just want people to feel joy like That's my intention with everything because I feel so much

I have felt so much pain so much anger in my existence that if I can like create joy for others Then that would be I I'd be I could die tomorrow And I'm good and to hear you say that I could die tomorrow and I'll be happy Wow, no, it really does because it's like I go I mainly I go Like you see certain people like woman Jim Carrey was huge And you'd watch his movies and you would go. Yeah, I obviously. Yeah, I get it

Right, right. I feel the same with you your level Of talent. I've seen it. I saw it before Right, so you see it and you go. Yeah, right, but not only that It's I just know how hard she worked, you know Sometimes you see dude, you know, I know But I'm happy for him I'm always happy for everybody. Yeah, unless they did something really bad to me And then I'm just like, well, I don't understand how that worked out

But that doesn't usually happen too often where someone who's bad to me ends up being successful Yeah, I don't like ugly and I pray Pray to God to carry them and handle them and usually he put them in jail But is it no because I knew you then and then now I mean what Because I see you with Selma Hayek movie, you know, this and that do you when you're on a when you show up on a set Do you get nervous or are you just now I'm comfortable. I'm always excited I'm always excited and maybe that really is nervousness, but it's I call it excitement

This energy that like goes through my body and I'm like, this is my opportunity to bring more joy Oh my that's how I look at it. You know, like everybody does everybody gets opportunities to do things But everyone doesn't take advantage of those opportunities Wow, because I when I book something That is, you know, I've done a couple of things. You've done a lot a couple couple things. You know what I mean? I um Um, my heart is revenge. Yep. Well, hold up. Now hold up now, uh I do get on these uh, the the marketing people about like, hey, can you make sure there's a billboard in in this area and a billboard in that

The board over here, and they're like why there so specifically I'm like, there's an ex that lives Who told me I wasn't gonna do shit And I want them to see that I'm doing shit You guys are on the same page about the billboard stuff because he's all about the billboard stuff too Because when I was on splitting up together, I they they were doing promotional shots And it was only for the family. I was on the show, but they're like, we're just gonna do the family Just put me in the background and then put the fucking billboard against Warner Brothers because I know three dudes That always drives by there and I don't like you know what I mean? And I just need them to see

See this you know what I mean? It's not out of hatred. It's just I just wanted to show That hey, you know what I mean? I did it too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I accomplished what you thought I couldn't yeah Yeah, but you fucking did it. Yeah I mean with the jarred kai michael show Right. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, is that story true about the jarred kai michael show about how you went into Sat and read for somebody else at first. Yep. Rehearsed right you. Yep. I was just doing a rehearsal for under table read Yeah, and then they were like, can you come to the rehearsal and I was like, yeah, sure I'll do the rehearsal and there's like yet the girl who's hired for this part is doing a play

She's gonna be here for the actual pilot and I was like, okay, cool. Whatever. I'm here to help like and my friends are on that Show, you know the david alan greyer who someone who was a Mentor to me at the comedy camp jarred who I seen struggled the holes in his shoes and all that shit So I was super happy for him and and I had approached him maybe three months before like oh, I heard about your show You didn't let me come in and audition or nothing, but you say you respect my comedy You wouldn't let me audition that's fucked up jarred. But if you need help with anything, please I will be a pa. I will be an extra I will like read lines with you whatever you need me to do and so then they called me in

To to just do just to stand in basically just for the table read just for the table and some rehearsals In a rehearse and then it ended up turning into a rehearsal after the table read and then Um, the girl came back and on that same day. I had an audition for craig robinson show that was coming out at that The ghost one Not the ghost. Oh, no, no the teacher one. Oh the teacher. Yeah, like the knockoff was Steve Harvey's show and so I went in audition for that and I was looking really cute and I thought oh, let me stop by and Lil rel who's a very good friend of mine Love him told me that uh, he was bringing his kids in the town for the pilot

So I went when it stopped by the soundstage It was on the same lot just to say hi in the city kids and everything and the kids weren't there And where I was like, oh, yeah, they're not going to be here till tomorrow And the girl was there who actually got the part and the red and divine and david allen gritt came up to me They're like, we need you Like and then the girl comes up to me and she's like, I just want to say thank you so much for You know standing in for me. I got it from here. You don't need to be here. Thank you. I appreciate you And I was like, okay, you welcome. No problem. You need me to stand in. I'm here and

I leave the set and when I leave I get a phone call asking me if I wanted the role Did you have to have did you have to see her again after that? I've seen her several times since they I just started I just did Just did good times live and she was on the lot where we were shooting it and she was like, I don't know if you remember me I was like, oh, I remember you That's a good shit And she was like, I just want to say you are I'm so proud of you. You just took it and ran with it but I know that she's lying because

I've seen her facebook page and her talking shit. Yeah, but it is what it is I accepted it when she said what she said. Well, thank you. You know, I'm proud of you too for every whatever you're doing Congratulations but you know what? This proves right that when you say yes to help somebody out, right? Even if you think it's beneath you even if it's like, you know, you don't think that something's might come out of it You just do it to do it. Yeah and to learn, right? You probably went in there. It's like, I want to learn how to do table I want to learn how to do rehearsals. I just wanted to be a part. I just want like I'm the type of person

I want to be there for my friends. I want to help my friends in any way shape or form If the people that I care about can be successful and triumph it too And if a little bit of help from me does that great at the time I was already on the show with Tyler Perry I was doing um if loving you was wrong, which was a drama, you know And you know, Tyler does not release people from contracts, but he released me Wow, because he thought it was a better opportunity for me And then the card that I pulled up in today Tyler Perry bought that for me because I was always I'm always like If you need me, let me know whatever you need and like I did that movie

Nobody's fool with them. Yeah, and it went pretty good and he's like you deserve this Tiffany like because I never want to spend my money on things that devalue What kind of car are you driving? I'm like a Volkswagen. He's like, why are you driving a Volkswagen? Yeah, because uh, I bought it out, right? Yeah, and I bought a house a second season of Carmichael show I bought my house and everybody's like, I don't know why you would do that You shouldn't wait you should wait till like season four and I was like, well a bitch been homeless a few times I'd rather try to figure out how to pay a mortgage and pay somebody rent and make them rich

Like so I bought that house and I've paid I paid it off within like two years Wow Like from doing the Carmichael show and then the the check that I got from girl's trip is what paid it off Wow, so but that but girls trip that was the thing that that was the thing Yeah, because in my head, I'm like, you know, no, because you're great But sitcoms, especially nowadays Is it's very difficult to pop off of us. It comes. Yeah, they don't even last Yeah, but I was a favorite character on the show

And it got me enough exposure where I got to do that movie Keanu with uh, key your boy keenville Yeah, and so that was good and that led into You know working with those people on that set and being nice to everybody and hanging out with the crew And I would hang out with the crew because I wanted to learn What are you doing like so what goes into set design what goes into this? Hey, you guys want to go to a comedy show after this? I found the comedy club in New Orleans Was it a real club? No, it's somebody's house, but Yeah, and they would come with me to like parties and clubs and stuff like that

So then when girls trip came across for them to do set deck and and sound and in dp'ing and all this they're like Uh, and they worked on keanu and they're like, man, I read this script It reminds me so much of you when we hung out with you like so eight different crew members sent me the script before I even got an audition And then I told my agent like you guys got to get me in for this and they're like well They want to see a name. I said would you tell them that I've had a name since 1979 and it's tiffani motherfucking had The heat I'ma bring it. They wrote whoever wrote this wrote about me. Yeah So then I got in there. I did audition four times

And the final audition was like through skype and that was uncomfortable for me because you know, I'm used to Skype sex things So I told the director like this is uncomfortable if I start to like unbutton my shirt Money where I'm at like And so he said the director said he watched every audition Five ten times and he said every time even though he knew what I was gonna say it made him laugh And he thought yeah, this is probably the person I need to hire even though she doesn't have the name But sometimes names Right, you're it's like

Am I gonna get I'm vivica a fox for a comedy. She's great Or even an unknown tiffani haddish if I looked at both On a screen Right, I think as a director. I would have to go with what my gut said, which is who if it's for a comedy part I'll be that whatever her name is Right and what she said about what you said about Hang out with the grips and the cameraman all that stuff. It's like I just started like before I used to shoot things I would just be isolated

I wouldn't talk to anybody and I would just do it and then leave But you know, the reason why I'm going to hawaii next week for a fourth magnum pi is because of the fact that It's they told me they go the crew really loves you. Yeah, you're like a morale boost. Yeah They go they you really brighten up the set because now I'm so old No, I'm almost 50, right? Not at all. Yeah. Yeah, and I don't you know, really You know, I think You know, I see young asian kids blowing the fuck up and I'm fine with it now and I'm just I had a different Time in my life. So now I you know, I you know, I fart on people on set. You know me, you know, I mean

I'm at a different time in my life I take my dick out No, I don't do that because you know what I mean, but I like, you know, the sexual harassment No, it's different. But like I'll do a take and I'll go I'll start talking I'll go stop and I'll do a fart, right? And everyone will laugh, right? And then the customers are and they'll walk off this, you know That one time though, you got a little pissed at on set the last time he was in hawaii some dude And I know he probably had a personal vendetta against you. He went over to bobby

And he plucked out a white mustache and he was like, oh, he's like finally touched your face Yeah, no, not only did they do that like even the producers came up to me Dude, are you okay? Because he just comes out to me and he takes a plier Right and I have this one John John I call it a white hair, but it was you were close to john john. Yeah, I love john john I was growing him out extra long and he just goes blank And ripped it out of my face and it hurt bad Like that and then he he was like he laughed

And he was bragging to the whole crew. You see what I did is that john john and they were like, that's not okay No, that's not okay. Yeah. Yeah. Was a crew member. No, he was the head of ad Oh, he was ahead. He was a he probably couldn't stand the light probably was reflecting off Distracting everything Fuck it. Fuck it on my shot. It looks like lint Yeah, yeah, that was a little weird but that but see that's why he did it It's because I fuck around so much and I love everyone so much that they think that they can do that Which is fine. Yeah, let it go. Yeah, but I've gotten like a majority of my work has come because of the relationship

I have with crew members like pretty much. I would say all my work Yeah, it's like some crew member some, you know producers like oh, I worked with tiffani. How does she's great? She's gonna show up on time. She's gonna know her shit. She's gonna be funny So she's gonna deliver like whatever we ask her to do She's gonna try our best to deliver and the crew's gonna love her like so let's do it And that's how I got majority of my work. That's that was that's the fucking Key of it. His relationships. It's relationships. And I never got that. It's like, um You know, I told this before I like, you know, I did one line on a david spade movie in the summer

And that's how I got magnum because I ran into a guy In in a restaurant and he and I go he goes, all right, you're a little part and I went, okay and I showed up and I You know, fucked around and was I hugged the craft service people. I You know, I mean, you know, I hugged the cameraman when I see them and I always make friends with the cameraman. Yeah The dp and the camera the crew that's the most important. I feel like name the producers Then craft services and the gaffers, you know, then hair and makeup Yeah

But it's the you know, you it's the positivity and all that stuff and you know back in the day when You know guys like Val Kilmer. I've read things. You know, I mean, were they just fucking You know, I mean we're so rude. They wouldn't leave the trailer For a whole day like during uh the island dr. Moreau Marlon Brando wouldn't leave his trailer until Val Kermer left his trailer first and so they both didn't leave Right and so they lost a day That might work when you're on fire But there's doesn't come to time when you lose your juice. Yeah, and then they're like you're out

Yeah, because you cost money instead of making the money you're costing the money I have protested before and stayed in the trailer But it was about like, you know, it's all these men producing this thing for women and you guys don't understand what But this is not how women talk and we need to you guys got to rewrite this I'll even sit down with the writers and rewrite this but this is not how women talk And I'm not gonna put out something that's gonna be like what women are like. Well, why the fuck would Tiffany do this? Like what the why was she put us back like this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's creative. That's that's that's fine. Yeah, and and they came together within like two hours We got it together and boom we're on set You know, like I've never cost the whole day and not like how some people I know. Yeah Have you ever done this where it makes this makes me mad when you know in your gut That the take that you just did was the take And they use the other one

Well, yeah, that fucking drives me crazy. Yeah, well, that's when you have to really make good friends With the director All right, I always give a shout out to the editor always because the editor's always forgotten about And actors don't really think about that. But ever since uh, I've already did this one movie But it was like the very first movie I ever did and it was so fucking horrible and I went in I was talking to the director and he's like, I'm in the edit bed You want to come in and I was sitting there and I'm listening to the editor talk about how fucking rude actors are and how Disrespectful they are in that, you know, I'm the one that really makes the movie

I'm the one that puts it all together and no one ever gives me any respect and like he was just going off Not realizing that I was sitting in a corner like listening to all this But it was the best learning lesson for me. So every time I record something I go, hey editor, how you Oh, I'm gonna do that too. Yeah, just give them a shout out Hey editor Bobby Lee. Yeah, that was the take Exactly like I know you're sitting in that dark room all lonely uncomfortable staring at my face like this So I just want you to know it's all good like I'll make up songs for them like when they like Rolling and then the director still trying to figure out what is going on and I know the camera's rolling

I'm like, so you're sitting in a room editing this situation wondering what the fuck am I doing with my life? That's great. Yeah, so then they make these reels for me, you know Every single time they make these reels are like outtakes of me singing to them or they come to visit set They're like make it a point editors don't normally visit set. Yeah, they make it a point to visit set Just to say thank you, Tiffany. I appreciate you Yep

Because did you know this fact star wars uh-huh when they first entered that movie he showed it in front of George Lucas shod in front of spielberg the pama Scorsese all his friends and they went after the end of the movie. They all went fuck that movie It was terrible, but they got he got an editor, right? The change it and he made the action the first thing that the movement of the thing to lead the movie and it changed the whole thing And then when he We showed it to people. They're like, oh my god, it's a masterpiece. My point is is that without an editor, right? An editor can completely change the mood

And the tone and the whole fucking thing. Yeah, because you can have a really shitty script But a dope-ass editor that makes it great or you could have a really great script And really great dp really great actors, but the editor ain't shit in the movie Scarbage Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's not moving. It's not this they put in the scenes in the wrong place like Yeah, so you really want a great editor. I have a question Like how do you end up with like two people on the opposite spectrum of like behavior on set? Well I would say you think it's inherent or is it something that happened along the way? Uh, well how you were raised

What you're allowed to get away with a lot of times people are allowed to get away with bad behavior So they consistently do it, but I really has I really believe it has a lot to do with your parents Yeah, and who you are as a person and it's going to determine how much you work and how much you don't work They say that you think that do you think that a perfectly nice well-raised human being Like faced with fame all of a sudden can go the opposite way and turn it to no I think that fame reveals you or you'll be a dick after reveals who you really are. Oh, that's what it does It shows you who you really are. Yeah. Well, it shows the world who you really are. Yeah Well, sometimes though, there's a lot of fucking guys that are crazy that are famous but people like because

They don't show that behavior on screen, right? But it's like on set. They're like no one lock eyes with me Right, if you touch me, I'll kill you. You know that kind of stuff, right? But then on screen even if they're doing a talk show They smile and it's acting. Yeah, it's acting right and then you know behind closed doors that are fucking nightmare Yeah, but that doesn't that doesn't that isn't Something that gets to live a long time unless you're making the studio a shitload of money Like you got to be consistent with the how much money they're making. Are you knee-deep and dick right now or no? No

Because you would but I would like to be And I would love to be sloshing to the swamp Figuring out which dick could be the best dick for my china. Was it easy to get dick before? Yeah I bet yeah before because they thought you needed them. Yeah, you know You know in love a girl that needs to be rescued a damsel in distress. Wow You know once you get a certain level they think you're rich. They think you like well, she doesn't need me like And they'll approach you and it's like a lot of guys that approach me are gold diggers

You got your gold diggers. You got your you got your uh Ego maniacs that are like, yeah, I just want to be able to say I fucked tiffani haddish, you know And then you got you know, the actual good guys, but they might be not my type or boring And then then you find maybe you might find something right in the middle He's a good guy, but he's no one's type I like how his heart beating fast Look at his face look at his face His heart is beating baby. That's the same color as dick. Look at that. Yeah

You'd like a really pink dick like that. I don't think you'd like that. I mean In the dark, it's cool, but yeah the lights come on. You're like, oh my god. Are you bleeding? No, no, no, it's just hard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. So um That is interesting. I don't hate those dicks though. I love all dicks. Have you ever had asian dick? Yes You have? Mr. Kim. Yes. Mr. Kim. Mr. Kim was uh, he owned race horses and cattle And he like imported exported to korea like Cattle and stuff and uh, the horses he would like train He's rich as shit. Was he korean? Yeah, that's korean. Yeah. Yeah, korean. Was he older? Yeah, wait. Oh, he was like 20 years older than me

Wow, and he was the first man to make me have an orgasm without actually touching my vagina. Wow I saw, I saw. What the fuck? How did you do that? How did you do that? Feng Shui De Pussy, some kind of Thank you What is happening? Like asians have magic That's why they got massage parlors everywhere. Wow. Mr. Kim was great. What did he live in an ranch somewhere in LA or somewhere? He had a ranch in portland and he had something else in like Utah or whatever and he had like houses, two, three houses here in LA. Did you always call him Mr. Kim?

Always called him Mr. Kim He introduced himself to me as Mr. Kim and I mean, I believe his first name was roger or whatever Roger Kim He told me to call him Mr. Kim And then um, how did you how would you meet a mr. Kim? Um, I met him when I was working at the airlines I was working at the airlines and my station manager introduced me to him He's like, this is a really good because uh, it was funny because everybody's like Tiffany needs a man You need a good man like to like wrangle you in and an older man so you can learn from him

And so my station manager introduced me to mr. Kim and And like yeah, we dated for probably like a year. He got me like expensive backpacks and necklaces Wow and like took me on trips and stuff Took me to horse races. I loved mr. Kim too, and then he just disappeared. Oh, he did. Yeah I probably went home to his wife or something. I don't know if he had one, but I assumed that had to be it or he died Oh, no Mr. Kim got rip Me he's probably alive. I don't know. He's probably so proud of you though. If he remembers me

Oh, mr. Kim. Do you think mr. Kim remembers looks up and he's like, oh my god I feel like if he's still alive and he looks up and he goes something about that girl He didn't Oh, yeah, it's game changer. That's a game changer. Yeah, well that shows. Wow It reveals a lot to you about you feels a lot to you about you about what because you're so open like most like first of all Can I just say this and I'm gonna I've before I've hit on so many black girls. They just don't like me That's not it's probably the way you approach them

What do you mean? I would go. What's up? Yeah, that's right. What's up? What's up? That's not going on. Just be yourself. That's You are right. I don't see I I get more nervous Before I will see a beautiful black girl And I would try to figure out what they would think that they want to hear from me So I would think like, um, what's that kid that the the podcast the rapper that's for friends with aquafina Dumbfounded, I would just turn into dumbfounded. I would you know me try to walk that way Korean rapper. Yeah, maybe don't roll your eyes I'm just being honest. Let's see the

Just cringing my chest Please stop please the thing to get a woman no matter what a race is is to be yourself Like what would you want somebody to say to you that was coming to pick up on you? Yeah, because but there was a white lady at the Irvan improv And you know, she was older. I could tell that she was like she hung around after everyone was gone to talk to me And she would do an asian accent She waited after this What

You know what I mean, and I would and she kept following me and Joe because you're gonna go to a cheesecake factory She'll be sure my story. You know what I mean? It was just like Even even first of all, even if I was single I would not you know, I mean smash But but even if she was hot and she came up to me in that way, right? You it's disrespectful. It's disrespectful, but that's why you didn't pull any black women because you out here trying to be something You know, the key to life is always be yourself. That's how you're gonna win No matter what if you always are yourself, you're going to win And it's less stressful

Yeah I mean you probably have stressed yourself out over these years trying to figure out how do I fit in when you should just be you Your bobby motherfucking lee everybody loves you You're fun. You you will pull your dick out anywhere In church, you know, it's funny when I was doing pull his dick out for the lord I just you know the game show I did and um One of the shows I was struggling I wasn't getting laughs

And I just thought I was eating it, right? And I remember being on the side and there was like a grip Like it's just a guy that was there. You know, maybe it was a props guy And I go, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing man. I'm eating it. You know for all these people And he just goes dude. I don't know if you remember But you're fucking bobby lee. Yeah, and when he said that to me, I just got back up and I just finished the show My point is is that you know

Because of my shame and because of like myself hatred over the years, right But I think my mind is changing. I really do. I'm trying to re-change the thinking to be authentically me But it's it's funny how you Do you even go to therapy? How do you learn all that? Well, no, don't get his wisdom And in therapy many years court order therapy Oh, but I would try to be fake. I'll try to be like, oh black girls are like this Oh, if I'm going to be a sophisticated black woman, I need to talk like this and look at people in their eyes and give it a You know, like all these different things I would try to do and I realized it's hard to keep that lie up

it's frustrating and it's exhausting and The more that fake that I tried to be the less I would progress But the more I would just allow myself to be tiffany haddish Well, the more I would progress the more opportunities would present themselves The more people would like me the more people will want to help me like it. So I realized it was in its way less stressful I'm 70 Like just always being able to Be me has really opened up my world to all different types of people and here's the thing

Nobody really wants to see anybody. Oh you pretend to be what I am or you they say like they might say like Oh, we only this kind of people over here, but they don't really want to just be around that kind of they want to be around A little bit of everything. Yeah, people want different people around. That's how you have fun. Yeah So if you're always you nobody can be you nobody can pretend You're you. Yeah, I'm me. I'm me at the comedy clubs. Yeah, that's how you know me and that's what I love Yeah, that's why I always walk up to you like hey, Bobby. Like, you know, you're like He's so crazy. He's so silly. I get him tomorrow. Next time I see him. I'm gonna say something too Like, you know, so yeah, because I saw you on stage. I see you on stage. I know who you are

Yeah, but then but then I also see you around some of these guys some of our our colleagues and I see you act a little different I'm like, oh damn. Why are you doing that? Yeah, you doing that for yeah, you know what I agree with you I think that um, Bobby one-on-one is one of The coolest human most beautiful person. Yeah, you are beautiful and generous and attentive And then he he ups the yeah, and he gets around these dicks and he tries to be a dick and it's like It's not who you are bro. It doesn't fucking work. He's not a dick. No, he's not at all No, but he's a dick around other people. Yeah, and it doesn't make any fucking sense. It's confusing. Who are you right now? Yeah

Because the thing is is that um When you're around some of these guys There's a there's a feeling, you know what like last night. I was with spade callin Jeff Ross all these guys and when you get around it You I can feel myself. I can feel myself not being Me because mainly it's because I'm trying to protect myself around them Yeah, because you're afraid you're gonna be under attack, right? But they can't attack was real And they can try to attack it, but they'll never win the battle

Right because it's real. Yeah Wow I do I do you know, it's so funny. You're the first comic to ever say that out loud that I do do that Because I observe it within myself When I'm there and amongst them I observe it and then I observe myself who I'm authentically me when I'm one-on-one with even a younger comic And I can just like, you know sunday night my mc joe Who's the parking lot guy at the joe morris? He's a parking lot guy at the store. You know him. Yeah, and he

No one ever asked him to go on the road with him He's only open for one dude one time maybe three or four years ago. And so um Him and I after the meal I go you hungry. He goes. Yeah, let's go to cheese cake factor. We just sat there Yeah, I pay for everything, you know, and we get to talk of play games and and make each other laugh and talk You know, I mean, and I'm but if joe morris Saw me with delia and all these other guys. I would not shun him, but I would block him out Right. So many comics did that to me over the years. I know and then they come now. They're like, hey tiff. What's up? And I'm like

I treat them the way they treated me like I treat people the way I want to be treated Yeah, and however they treated me. Well, I'm I'm just a reflection of that. Yeah I'm like, hey, what up? Like, you know, if you would have if you would have never came around I probably would be like what the fuck do you want me to do? Tiger what? Give you my number why Yeah, yeah, you know, but you know what I'll be honest with you if I didn't come around and you had blown up I would not ever ask you and and let me say this and this is the truth

I would probably live the rest of my life going. Why did I do that? Yeah, because he does have a lot of those relationships where that he's completely blown Where he'll tuck his tail between his legs and say, you know what? I'm not even gonna try because I fucked up Yeah, but you should be the bigger man and be like, yo, I want I apologize for that man. That is true And then walk away from and if they come back Yeah, but to me it's it's if they've blown the like okay if I was really mean to somebody Which is I can only think of maybe one At the top of my head me. No, not you

You're here your fucking ear I couldn't name the name but like on that blew the fuck up that I wasn't really That nice to not I wasn't a dick, but I just remember just you know, they would say hi And I go, you know, you know not really open my and now this person is huge and um, I don't want to go Hey, sorry because the thing is is that it's going to make it seem The apology has an incentive that I'm apologizing to get something out of it Well, if you ask for something right after you apologize, then yeah, that's what it's going to seem like But if you apologize and then move on with your existence and you guys happen to meet up again

Which will happen if you are running in the same clubs. Okay, it'll be a different situation Yeah, so this is what I'm gonna say What's up, dude, you know, honestly like I don't want anything out of you. You know, I'm just here because I just when you're a younger guy You know, I just was kind of like I ignored you and I was kind of a dick at a lot of times I just want congratulations. I'm really proud of you and I just wanted to apologize for that behavior and um Good luck for is that good? Yeah, and then keep it pushing and then you keep it pushing keep it pushing I'm gonna fucking do it. You'll feel better afterwards, too

You won't feel the guilt you feel or whatever you're feeling You won't feel that anymore because you did your part now if that person continues to treat you like shit or whatever If they even treating you like anything, you know, but nine times out of 10, they will appreciate it Are you a 12 step program? Fuck no Because what you're saying to me right now are things that we talk about Cleaning your side of the street. It's a part of the steps actually to make amends in that way. You know, I mean It's a part of every religion now Every single religion is the golden rule is treat others how you want to be treated

And if somebody made some mistakes and they came back to you and said I'm I apologize like if man If my mom would apologize to me about some of the things she said to me and did to me Well, I think our dynamic would be a lot stronger You know, you're so right after 35 years My mom finally apologized to me two weeks ago for all the shit. It was it was like an umbrella statement, too It was like, look, uh I'm sorry and it took 35 years, but I didn't realize that's all I needed to hear something so simple And it relieved me

It was like this thing my chest felt light again and all of a sudden I could feel myself treating her differently in 35 years Is your mom not a part of your life? Oh, no, my mom is definitely a part of my life I had to realize that she has she had a brain injury. She has mental illness that you know I might not ever get an apology from her But I need to realize, you know, how I treat her might be how if I have children or I adopt kids or If somebody decides they want to take care of their that's how they're going to treat me. Yeah, you know, whatever you give That's what you get back. So, um

Like in my book, I talk about like hopefully I make enough money where I can get her out the mental institution Get her in a place and hire other people to deal with her ass And I don't have to deal with it and that is what I have done Like I got her the best nurses the best doctors I'm watching her transform Having realizations writing letters about the guilt that she's felt about not raising her children about putting all this something She says not apologized But what she has done is like the one thing I've been like, you know doing all so I wonder like a lot of times

Am I doing all this just for her approval and And kind of yeah Yeah, and you know, the first time I ever was on television doing stand-up was bill bellamy's who's got jokes and I showed it to her And she was in an institution and and she her response was my kuchi makes stars and I thought This is gonna be the closest thing I get through. I'm proud of yeah And that was what the 14 15 years ago and then Recently, you know, I took her to the premiere of night school and she got to see kevin heart and all these people You know saying that they love me they appreciate me that they're glad that, you know, she's my mom like, you know

They're giving her love and at the end of the night. She gave me the biggest hug and she said I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. That's what I was like enough me to be like, okay Whatever I'm investing in her is worth it. You know, I still want my fucking apology That time you beat me on my feet with the fucking back scrubber like I really Yeah, you ain't you you want to know pain get whooped on the bottom of your feet You can feel it in every organ of your entire body. I wouldn't hurt to apologize for that. Will she ever I don't know Yeah, I don't know I still can feel the pain when I think of it. It's like it fucking hurts in my intestines You know, I shit it on myself. It was bad. Yeah, but it

It I understand pain I understand what real hurt is And what people try to inflict on me on the internet or to try to destroy my name or destroy my career has It's nothing compared to the person the first person I ever loved My mother is the first person I ever loved and The first person to destroy my soul like destroy my heart So anybody who don't know me and you want to talk shit about me go for it Yeah, you're making me more popular. You're introducing me to your 17 followers. So you

Like go for it. Yeah, you can't hurt me no more than I've already been hurt I think you might be causing me a Because everything that you're saying is exactly the same thing I went through with my mom where it's like this I could not it was So deep my love for her. I I remember telling her like I could never love a boy more than I love you But she was the one person that just always Made my mouth bleed always belittled me always did these things to just break me down as a child

and That whole chasing the love thing just is perpetuated when you're an adult Yeah, you keep reenacting your childhood. It's a it's a pattern and I think ultimately I always look back at her to see to see if there's some level of approval there, you know and um and You're not maybe you'll never get an apology, but you're not wrong about that apology Feeling like the most healing thing in the world. Right. It is it and you know, I don't I don't know She'll ever apologize and and that's another thing I had to learn like probably about five or six years ago Like I can't expect someone who hurt me to apologize

I have to apologize to myself first for allowing myself to even be in that situation Because I think even I think you can't remove yourself, especially now like kids can call the police and they'll be putting a different home immediately so If if you're in a situation that is tumultuous that is hurtful that is bad and you allow yourself to stay there You have to apologize to yourself Yeah, but You're a child. I know but still yeah, but still you know I know you're trying and I don't know any better. You were you were in this situation

You're a victim and you're the innocent one, right? And it happened to you and you're a child and I don't see even when I was see that box right there Is a box here bring him to me. No, don't bring him. Just show it. See that's my dad. He died in august Okay, that dude used to beat me with golf clubs knock my mom's teeth out and a month ago my mom goes He he he told me that he regrets how he read you know, I mean she told me right And I never got an apology for him and I used to blame myself My whole life. Yeah, right because I feel like I deserved it. I didn't deserve it. No, no you we were innocent right children and

What look the the dog on top of it, you know what that is on top of it I went I had to I don't know but you know, but in I had to go to an institution a month ago because I wanted to die I know that feeling I wanted to die And so that when I went to the therapy place in Arizona, they made me go to a builder bear and build my original child So that's me innocent bobby lee. I mean with none of the trauma Just wanted to be nurtured and loved and all that stuff. That's what we are. Yeah when we're born. Yeah, you know But your did mom didn't make a star maker. Yeah What? She crushed it. Yeah, she killed it. Yeah, but she's a good line though. Mike. Could she make stars?

When I met Matthew McConaughey, I asked him if his mom looks at him and goes my pussy makes stars You ever look at you and be like this is what my pussy did people went. All right. All right Was he nice? Yeah, he was super nice. He's like, I don't know if that's what she thinks but I'm sure gonna ask her That dude man is such a good fucking actor. Yeah Yeah, he's a good person too from what I gathered from my few interactions with him. He's like a great human No, I don't want to you have to name names, but have you been in situations where you've worked somebody that you didn't care for? How do you do that? You know, uh, how do you work with them? You just say, okay, this is one of those jobs that

You know, this is a Dick head co-worker and you know, you just I just kill people with kindness. Yeah, I just keep treating them the way I want to be even though. I know they're purposely trying to fuck with me. I know they're trying to like get something out of me I won't allow it. Yeah, but then when I get to my hotel room, I'm like, that's stupid Oh crazy ass bitch And then I get to work. I'm like, hey girl Yeah Yeah, I mean I I've been in serious with people that I just fucking, you know, I mean

You know, I I don't know how to I don't know how to do it right because what I and I what I end up doing Is I shut down? Yeah, well, I have shut down Not too long ago. I shut down and because I was gonna lose it. I was like, I'm gonna end up going to jail today Today gonna be the day I try to fight somebody who I shouldn't be trying to fight Because because I got my you know, my hood instincts. I am from south central So you can only say so many things to me. You can only push me so far before I snap Yeah, right and so then I let people know too. I'm like, uh, I let the director know

DP know two producers today gonna be the day y'all gonna have to escort me Yeah, today gonna be the day because this this person. Yeah. Yeah, it's pushing the wrong place My period must be about to start because I'm about to make somebody bleed like me Like, okay, let's let's remange that I love it when like the producers know too and everyone knows So they sympathize with you. Well, they see it. They see it. They see treatment. They see the disrespect In fact, they see it and they know they wouldn't tolerate tolerated and my whole thing on that one show that I was on I was like, if I was a white woman, y'all would not allow this person to talk to me to me like this

If I was a white woman, none of this would be tolerated This person wouldn't even be on this show if I was a white woman Y'all would have fired that person a long time ago. Yeah, but y'all want to allow this to keep happening Keep on letting it happen. Watch how I watch what happens because I got a big fucking mouth And I will put their ass on blast You know the NRA thing they just had in Charlottes, I was in Virginia, whatever and you see you looked at George 400 You know what it is You see 400, you know, I mean, you know, I mean, yeah

Right wing dudes walking on the street with ak machine guns Just walking right to this rally right with bazooka. I mean the whatever they look like commando Right joseph if they were black If they were black asian and hispanic, they would have all been shot down That that that's exactly what they would have sent a jet and dropped bombs on their motherfuckers They're like if we lost a few white people, sorry, but it was too many minorities with guns Yeah, that's not even a joke. That's fucking reality. That is what would fucking happen If you want to if you want to talk about like a double standard or you want to talk about

I mean things have changed a lot. They have they have they have I mean, I've even in my own career. I can feel Oh, like I just sold a show to cbs and before Or this, you know, when I was after mad tv in that 10 years. I didn't work They wouldn't even see me Right, so I can feel now that they want Shit from me, right and they want but so I know that there is a change. Thank you Thank you so much, hollywood But my point though is is that the country really hasn't

Right, there still is this, you know, all you have to do white people right you You all right. You represent it. All right. Tell everybody what can you just talk about the other white people? I know you guys have a special hotline A blog where you have talk tell them this why can't people just put themselves and other people's shoes. It's like you see these, uh, what's in syria not syria, but there's a, uh, uh Somewhere in the middle east where there's famine going on. Yeah, what yeah, man. Yeah, man

And you see these kids dying from starvation, right? You put yourself in that I can do that I don't you can't you do that White people can't you do that not all white most white people are good. Oh, that's what I was saying That's what I work with with so many great white people. They're so good Some people don't have souls Some people were never taught compassion Right, they were never talking about it was just taught that you're the best

I'm the best everybody does what we want Wow, we run this so that but see what's a miracle is is that You and I have we had hard I'm not saying that one's worse. I don't know you probably don't know whatever, but you know, it's all relative Yeah, it's just that right, but I was still was able to have Because a lot of people that experience those kind of childhoods some people go wrong

but some people like me When it was happening to me, I felt the injustice of it. Yeah, you mean and instead of like, you know, I mean So I was so whenever there's injustice going on in the world. I'm the first to like, you know, I mean, that's not fair Right, but it all stems from me being abused as a kid because I remember like feeling powerless when you're powerless You know, I remember one, you know, the cat story my mom got me a cat and then my dad gave it away a month later Without any explanation and I had no say in it the injustice and I lived with that So I turned that into so whenever I see

You know, I mean these kind of things going on in the world. I'm the first but I don't know if that's healthy I don't think it's healthy. Well, there's some people that never had anything. No struggle. No Abuse no nothing to even know what that feels like Injustice they don't know what that even feels like Yeah, they might see it on tv, but that's not my life. Everything's fair for me Everything works out for me. I have an inheritance. I'm gonna get lands. I'm gonna get this As soon as I graduated from high school. I'm working at my dad's firm. I got this like they get everything So it's it they have nothing to compare it to they have no they haven't learned that

Yeah, that's why I'm glad when they implemented. Oh, if you want to graduate from high school, you got to do community service I'm glad they implemented that because in what I would say about a lot of the millennials even though they don't really work hard They do have compassion. They do A lot of the youth do have compassion. They do grad a third birth third thorn Nobody even like my my nieces and nephews in middle school and high school now. They're kinder kids. Yeah, they really are Yeah, well because they the whole bullying campaign and and seeing the results of that and what we're teaching the children now From what we've been through. Yeah, you know that helps a lot, but there's still a lot of people that is fucked up But I haven't met one person that has that successful that hasn't had some kind of struggle

Especially when it comes to women Some kind of struggle some kind of abuse some kind of something had to happen before they could get to the next level Can I propose an idea? We do a show about the struggle. No, no, no, it's not a picture of a show, but it's more I always thought that the bullying that I even my dad but the bullying that I received In high school or whatever or middle school, right? I don't look at it as a negative thing though. I look at it as a positive because it really did Make me grow a layer of skin and it made me go. This is without this idea

I don't know if I would have survived in this business. You'll see that thought. Yeah, I'll show you Mm-hmm. I'm gonna make it That that you are right about that. Yeah, I wouldn't be where I'm at if I didn't have to watch this watch this You don't see oh, oh, you don't think I can do it Yeah, yeah, watch me do it. Yeah. Yeah that that feeling you're right about that Right. So what I'm saying is is that if you get rid of you know, I mean those things Will still like I don't know if I had if I had a great upbringing if I did was never bullied and I was white I don't know if I would have been you know, because I know a lot of white dudes

I started would stand up. I can even name you the name. I'm won't right, but yeah, I will Jonathan got sick Marmo nobody knows them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know but like after like five or six years like we got to go back to Connecticut I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a teaching job. Yeah, and you're like I still have to win Mm-hmm, you know, I mean and that thought was because I think I was like I had a struggle as a kid and survive And I don't know. I mean or you could just be like George Kimmel No abuses great parents great upbringing. He got some struggles. He's not sharing

I've asked him this question and he says no, you're a horse fucked That's what it was that was I've asked him so many times. I like his eyes. He got hurt in there. He just not sharing You know what you know what a lot of white men and know they know how to suppress it and then they I've started in different ways like it comes out of new jackets like that What is that a members only what is that? It's members only without the the sign What is that?

What swayed swayed this fucking aggression to fuck the pussy yet You know what he only fucks minorities though. Well Have you ever had a white girlfriend George? This is a big misconception You've had indian you've had black you've had asian korean chinese everything When was your last white girlfriend? See it's already too long Ask him he doesn't he doesn't have a fucking mic My sister is laughing so

It's so funny that sounds like he only likes to date women that have souls You got George you're a soul fucker That's what it is something different from him that he can learn from probably teach you compassion, right? You know what that is a cool thing about you though, dude That you you mean that you like you really do because you know how I met him I was you know when I was like after mad tv. I couldn't get anything going So, you know my friend lisa started a company called maker studios and She goes come on in and you know see if some of these producers will write with you

and I went in and he was Pretty much the only one that was super excited To work with me. I could feel it man. I didn't want him. He got a good soda. Yeah, he does And he has zero pop-off potential like if I get enraged or someone does I feel the injustice and I will go after them Yeah, he is so even keeled all the time Not when he at home alone Probably talking big shit using the n-word George stop doing that

I'm gonna give you a compliment dude This is so hard to say I honestly am so lucky and blessed that I found you If you ask him to marry you right now, I'm gonna slap this shit on you I suck a dick No, honestly, dude, you you work so hard and you you can absorb a lot of my fucking craziness and I just um Yeah, man, tell him you love him. I love you. I love you. I love you, man You're going to circle so late tonight, right? Yeah. Okay. Wait the new one. Yeah. What is it called? Um

That's what it's for the V. It's with a it's not Voltron, but it sounds like that Volta Volta. Yes. I heard about that. I don't know. It's gonna be a Dodger stadium. So I'm excited. What we are doing at time We're over an hour. I know that we are you just killed it. Mm-hmm. You killed it. No, shut just give me let me give you a compliment I love you We do a thing at the end. It's called unhelpful advice. So people Ask us one question about my problem. They're going through and we can either be helpful or not helpful. Okay. Go ahead I'm helpful advice with Tiffany. Hey, she's a Gucci star I recently fall in love with my best friend and I really

I feel really wonderful. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. That voice Tiffany Haddish. Yeah Yeah, okay. What's up? I recently fall in love with my best friend. I really feel wonderful about our future together However, I broke up with my ex about six months prior who is super hot and super insane Until I can't stop thinking about my hot crazy ex when I'm masturbating My curl girlfriend is beautiful and great in bed as well So I'm not sure where my why my brain goes to my ex, but it does and it's great Should I tell my current girlfriend about this or will this go away over time?

Am I in denial about being unsatisfied or maybe just gross or territorial about my ex? What should I think or do? Chris from Milwaukee The ex must have sucked that dick from the back and closed that booty Damn, I want to say this is and don't be offended kalayla. Yeah, but I probably I've been with the kalayla for seven years and I've probably masturbated How do you 365 days times seven is what? A lot a lot thousands right probably five times. I thought about kalayla. Yeah, that's not that does not offend me

I know what I'm saying is it's natural. You think I've ever masturbated to you in my life Never I've never masturbated to anybody. I was dating exactly. We just we don't do that. Who does that one does that? I imagine something better Better than I've ever had The man that I'm masturbating to is uh in here Yeah Not even a real human. Yeah. Yeah. So what I'm saying is natural and I've have I masturbated about past Sexual experiences a couple of times maybe I think it's normal. I don't think that it's anything like it's just

You know when you masturbate and you're by yourself like we're not supposed to judge people by you know What they do on their alone time do use your hand or a machine? Um both. Wow at the same time No It depends on where I'm at. Do I have fresh batteries? Did I pack my tools Sometimes I forget to pack it and then I'm like, well here comes carpal tunnel Shake my hands out like this and get it going Is you do stand up anymore or no? Yeah. Yeah, I just uh headlined uh some theaters. Oh good

No, I mean because you're so no what I'm saying is you're so busy, right? I'm busy killing comedy Well, all right I mean, I'm doing a comedy tour right now. You can go on tiffani haddish calm. See where my next tour dates are Yeah, a lot of the shows are sold out already Yeah, of course And some aren't and that would be cool if people came to them and um and I'm talking about a lot of the stuff that we talked about today and

But I haven't done a lot of clubs. Yeah, don't no. No. No. Don't you know unless you want to try new Yeah, I want to try new shit right like I like to pop into the laugh factory I used to pop into the comedy start of time, but then I realized I don't think they like me that much there My name's not on the wall. I've never been given the veils Yeah, uh, well, you know what that's gonna change right now Yeah, that's gonna change right fucking now. I'm gonna tell you that right now I want to you're promoting a movie too right coming up. Yeah, I got a movie that's out It came out a week and a half ago called like a boss. Yes starring rose burns. I'm a hyac and myself

Yes, yeah, and watch that movie. Yeah, it's a good movie. It was fun to make too. It's pretty funny. Yeah Yeah, black people are even laughing. They think it's hilarious Yeah, I think it's funny, you know, it's pretty funny Tiffany. I honestly I um Not only did we just enjoy our fucking asses off here You killed it. We just but you know, it's just being with you and learning more about you And um, it was a real pleasure. It's a pleasure for me too. Every time I get to be around you It's always like an elevation of our friendship and our in our relationship as co-workers and whatnot

It's always I always grow when I'm around you and I give a round of applause. Give her a fucking round of applause Yes, because I got a pee and I'm out. Be right there. We gotta take a photo real quick. Yeah Hey guys, thank you for joining us with Tiffany Hannish. Welcome to the Hubs keeping Guys make sure you check out the slept king live. Bobby will be in Schomburg, Illinois Feb 13th through 16th San Jose, California February February 28th through March 1st Denver March 12th through 14th in Houston, Texas March 27th through 29th get your tickets at Bobby Lee live.com And to get your question on tiger belly by emailing us at adviceunhelpful at gmail.com

We're looking for interesting unusual non-typical problems and we need your help as much as you want ours That's adviceunhelpful at gmail.com any shout outs George for this week? Anyone from the Irvine Improv that saw you Oh, I was going to do a reverse shout out to uh, oh, what's his name? But he might it might have been him the rapper Nelly No, no, I tried to sneak into a A fight part a fight party that wasn't mine And got Ian Butler Ian Butler, uh, he said it was cool, but his friend then kicked me out So I got me kicked out so uh reverse shot. Yeah

Uh housekeeping Bobby I'm not a part of it. Well, your mic's on so they're here Anyways, uh guys, thank you for listening to the podcast. Uh, that was Bobby. Uh, who just entered. Um, we love you so much Make sure you follow us on instagram at TigerBell on twitter at that tiger belly. Um, you can follow Kaleila Kaleila I don't know man. I need some coffee. Uh, you can follow Kaleila at Calamity K. You can follow George Kimmelan Uh, just wait not uh Gabs a million follow George at Gabs a million Uh, you can follow everything Bobby Lee at Gilbets. All right guys. Have a good night. We love you. Bye

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