TigerBelly - Ep 232: The Hawaii Episode with Jay Hernandez and Perdita Weeks

Episode Date: February 12, 2020

Bobby refuses the sock. Khalyla drags an airplane blanket. Jay is La Bamba. Perdita is a McVitie's superstar. We talk Sid & Nancy, the Essex / Sussex divide, and cock socks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. Music Don't say anything untill I say your names. You ready Captain? What's wrong? Five. Do it Hawaiian style though. Because that's not Hawaiian style.

Five. Four. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey brother, two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's very...

Hey man, one. Music Welcome to another episode of Tiger Brothers. We're traveling. We're traveling. This is our traveling show. We never go outside of LA. And I found it necessary to come to Oloha, Hawaii, Honolulu and Mahalo.

I don't know what they mean, but I always say both at the same time. When I meet Hawaiians, I go Oloha, Mahalo at the same time. And I love you. And we have beautiful people in the room. I just have to say, I have to introduce people in the room. We got... God damn it, man. I thought you were going to be less white in Hawaii, but you're just as white, bro.

It's sadder almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, welcome George, right? My producer. Known him from forever. We got flat face. Oloha, Mahalo. Oloha, Mahalo.

We brought him because he resembles a tiki statue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? We got my beautiful girlfriend, Kalaila. Thank you. We got Gilbert's sister, Gabby. Thank you for coming and thank you for your help. We really appreciate it.

Alright, thank you very much. Thank you. To you. And I have to say that, you know, I have to say... Can I touch? What's my way here? I don't know. I didn't have to talk until...

There are rules. But... Is this fart? Is this fart? You said he couldn't talk, but he could fart. Oh, wow. Are they real? It's a chair.

Oh, damn. It's called magic, guys. You should go to America's Got Talent. That was very good. But I have to say that, you know, I haven't worked a lot as an actor. I do the best I can. But sometimes I've done, you know, guest starring on shows

and the lead actors are such pieces of shit. And you know, you try to create some sort of rapport they don't want to talk to you. And then at the end you go, okay, nice working with you. And they go, nothing. They say nothing. And so, you know, I was kind of dreading doing Magnum PI the first time.

But I have to say that you guys are... Instantaneously, I felt like, oh, they're nice. But then I think, you know, through time, I just thought to myself, I really like them a lot. And I've said that so many times. So many times that they're really nice. You know what I mean? And I view you guys as, you know, like comics almost.

You know what I mean? Like I have that kind of feeling rapport. So I want to introduce them. Jay Hernandez, give him a round of applause. Perdita Weeks, give her a round of applause. We can talk now. You can talk now. I've been waiting.

I just realized I had the microphone. My stomach is rumbling. Yeah, I heard that. Yeah, we heard it a little bit. Well, you don't eat? I just need to, you know, relax a little and then I can eat. It's very clear that you're sitting on the floor. Oh, no, I'm comfortable.

She wanted to do that. Natural position. Jay, have you always been nice? He's like, I was an asshole before. No, I've been a dick for a long time. I've worked hard, you know, I've made progress. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sometimes relapse.

I can attest to that. So when do you, like, because I even, you know, I even get, like, weird people come up to me and I'm kind of a standoffish. What kind of person makes you turn standoffish? Um, the kind that breathe. Like, oftentimes I find the ones that are alive tend to be annoying. Dial the mistletoe. Oh, yeah.

No, I'm just kidding. I was kidding. Obviously. Yeah. You're trying to be funny. No. Um, I don't know. I mean, you know what it is.

It's my, it's my mood. Like if I'm okay, like if I'm going to, you know, I'm out in the public, I know like what people are. I'm just like, whatever. It's fine. I'm used to that shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Do these people say rude shit? No, never. Good. Yeah. It's kind of odd. Nobody ever talked shit to me. You're really lucky. He gets picked up by strangers and thrown around.

I really do. Yeah. They play with his body. Why do they find it's okay to? Because I'm little. Because I'm little and sometimes they're drunk and I get people like, and they'll do, I hate it when they do like an Asian accent. So they'll go, Hey, it'll pick me up by my neck.

Yeah. Yeah. And they'll go, God damn it. You're funny and cute. Right. And there's just keep me up there. Like I'm some sort of like trophy totem. Yeah.

And I can't breathe. I'm up there. I can't breathe. That's horrific. You could just press charges for that. I know. But the thing is, is that I, I feel like if I don't go along with it, it just gets worse.

Also I'm needy and I don't like it. He likes being handled. Yeah. Part of you does like being tied. I like, I love. I fondled the shit out of him. I know. I don't even know him.

When he was dressed as Yoko Ono, I, I, yeah. You have the, the, the power then because normally he's like a cat. So he likes to approach, but he doesn't like to be approached. That's a power move. He actually is very weak to people coming. Oh, really? Touching him. Yeah.

He was fully presenting. And that's why Jay was like, I see my movement. Yeah. But you're also very friendly with me too. Perper. Perper. I'm a friendly kind of gal. Yeah.

You're a little wild. Honestly. The last time I saw you. Yeah. You're a fucking wild one. The last time I saw you too was on the plane and I hadn't slept out. I don't know if you, But you did me such a solid cause I walked through.

I walked half a mile into LAX dragging the airplane blanket out of my butt. And you never told me that I was dragging an airplane blanket. And you were like, oh, I love. Yeah. Yeah. But you're wild. You're wild. Even that night though, you can, you have the wild eye.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Occasionally. Just to, just to get away. I told, did warn you that I was going to, that I would see you and I wouldn't have slept. Yeah. It was at 7 30 a.m.

But it was like sitting Nancy Wilde almost, right? Like, right? Like, Yeah. Like, Do you know who's sitting Nancy? Or pretty. Is in.

I said. Is in the sex. Yes. Okay. Well, I just was like wondering. Cause then you made me say, I can guess myself as always. Wow.

You know, you know, It's just vicious. Okay. Fine. Here we go. Thank you. Fuck you. Thoroughly impressed.

Thoroughly impressed. Yeah. I know stuff. It's it's like when I was moving like this. Absolutely. I, I probably moved here. But this. That's better.

Yeah, That was a nice即 France. Perhaps this is an orchid that went back. It kind of was actually awesome. Hey everybody. I'mでき. I'm,

This, You're and I don't like this thing at all. Yeah. I had a思 for a while I was likeency. hang out with the crew as well. Yeah, yeah, we have a great crew. Also, like, we're from a location, so, like, you don't have to, this is like, no one's short.

Because I, but, but I heard, I mean, I don't know much about it, but I heard, I can say it because they'll never do that. I'll do Hawaii 5.0, but I heard. No, they don't. I heard some of them, I don't know who's on it, and just flag me because I don't want to get in trouble, but I have heard, and you don't have to back me up.

No, they do, they do. But I've heard there's a couple of guys on that show that are difficult. But that's like, in LA, you know about it. I mean, yeah, everyone's heard that. I know, I know, I know, just, I know. No, I'm saying, probably some truth to that. There might be some truth.

I don't, I don't, I think, I just think it's like, they've been doing it a long time, I think, and, you know. I don't think that's it. No, we're gonna be such a-holes in like, if we keep going for 10 years, I could tell, you are. No. Your charm is wearing very fucking good. What are you talking about?

They're all bold in spots, like, just rubbed raw, like, just the abrasiveness of having to deal with human beings on a daily basis. No, no, no, it's not, it's not fake. No, I disagree. No, I don't think you will be. I might be. But, Purdy, the feeling on the show,

I don't want this to be a magnum PI, you know what I mean? It's a spy AM, we'll just touch upon it, right? Yeah. What are we gonna talk about this after? What? I wanna talk about Kobe, I wanna talk about, yeah, man. Were you sad about that? Oh my God, it like, it was, it fucked me up

in a way that I was, it was unexpected. Me too. Yeah. I still think about it every day. So do I. It's crazy. Do you know who Kobe, Brian, is? Okay.

She's like, yeah. Defend yourself. Defend yourself. He's playing in the Super Bowl tomorrow. Isn't that? Yeah. Bowl. So I did know who he was, but I didn't,

I wasn't as aware, but obviously, like Jay was like, and everyone at work was super upset about it. So yeah, that's terrible. It's, I don't know, I'm not, I'm not a Laker fan. I have to say it. I live in LA. Okay.

I know. You're just not a fan of basketball. You're not a fan of basketball. I don't like basketball. I don't like sports ball. Which is fine. Yeah, yeah. That's fine.

It's really fine. Yeah. Which is fine, right? But it's not the fact that he was a legend. He is a legend in NBA, but it was just the way it happened. And just the way his wife and his family, I mean, it's just so sad. Just the whole, the way the whole thing went down.

And it's just, I don't know, man, because my dad died in August. And I guess, you know what I mean? I just, I just feel bad. I just feel fair empathy for the family. It's also, you know, the combination of both losing two members of your family like that and knowing that, I don't know.

I just like... It's just horrific. It's... I don't know why I just laugh. I don't know why I just laugh. I have to laugh. You've got really uncomfortable moments. You've got really uncomfortable moments.

I laugh when it gets against you. You know, like, that's, I mean, that's what you do. You're a comedian, right? Yeah, I just can't handle it. You laugh when shit is uncomfortable. Yeah. You're feeling uncomfortable, Bobby.

So making you uncomfortable, or should we talk about your feelings? No, no, no, I, when it gets real, I giggle just because of a defense mechanism. Totally, totally, totally. But it's not because I'm mocking. No, no, no, of course. It's healing.

Did you guys hear about the comedian who tweeted, but he tweeted about Kobe Bryant like 10 minutes after his death? No, what'd he say? Oh my God. So he's done our podcast. Did he know? He knew that he had died.

He's a comic. His name's Ari Shafir. And he tweeted something along the lines of Kobe is a rapist, whoever forgot to put gas in that chopper is a hero or something like that. Are you serious? Yeah. And his daughter died?

Yeah, fuck the, and then. And then he did a, like a video. He did a video as well. Like, yeah, 21 years too late or something like that. Yeah, Kobe died 23 years too late. Too late, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm not even gonna go into that whole, the other side of things,

but the man just died with his fucking daughter and his family. Like fuck that guy. I guys just trying to like capitalize on a moment. And that like, we're talking about him. Other people who never knew he was gave a shit about him for 10 minutes. Fuck that.

I know, but I have to say. He's also beat Bobby up three times. He's beat the shit out of me three times. Physically assaulted him. Are you serious? Yeah. He kicked me in the face 50 times. He sounds like a sweet heart.

He really is a sweet heart, yeah. But the thing is, is that he's, because he hangs out with everybody, he's not just some unknown guy. He's Joe Rogan's right hand guy. Serious? Yeah. He's always at the clubs.

I've known him for 20, over 20 years. Wait, but how does he get to come to be kicking you in the face 50 times? Oh God. Daryl, ask. Daryl, ask. Yeah, you can ask. It was over a girl,

but not a girl that Bobby had. Bobby sided with the guy. No, no, no, no. That's not what happened. Oh, here's, that's not what's fucking happened. Real stories, real stories coming out. Essentially it's this, okay? Essentially it's this, all right?

So do you know who Natasha Legerro is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who she is? She used to date him. They lived together and they were in love. Okay. They were making sweet. He was a big Jewish guy,

boinking her with a due date. Oh. Yeah. So he just gave her, so he just gave her, gave her some of it. Is it sweet? Is it sweet? Is it sweet the way I describe her, right?

Boink, boink, boink, all night, right? Aw. And then what happened was, I had a friend from Canada, right? Who saw her perform at the comedy store and he goes, I want to boink her. I go, who uses the word boink? I love the word boink.

What is the 1950s bitch, you know what I mean? He goes, I want to boink, boink, boink. And I go, all right, all right, stop saying that. Anyway, so he got her number behind my back, behind my back, even though I told him that he's living with my friend Ari, and eventually she leaves him. For this dude.

For the dude, for the boinker, for a Canadian boinker, right? So then all. What is it, they say it different in Canada? Canadian boinking. Do they say buying, buying? Yeah, buying, buying, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good, Perdita.

So then what happened was he calls me one day, he's crying and he goes, she loves me. And I go, I'm so sorry. And he goes, did you set them up? Because no one knew him except for me. And I go, no, why would I fucking do that? He goes, well, because he was on a cast member on Matt TV when I was on Matt TV.

And he asked me to break into Ron's office to steal the emails between Natasha and this guy, right? Who? Do you catch your red hand? Like I'm fucking Ethan Hunter, don't you? What? Yes, do you need a private investigator? You got two right here.

You got a private investigator. You got a twofer. Yeah, so then what happened was I go, I'm not gonna do that. You go, well, then you set them up. So the next night I was at the. Which is logical. Thank you.

Thank you. You're deciding with them. But then the next night I fucking checking in at, you know, because when you go to the comedy club, you have to check in at the booth. And I said, I'm Bob, I'm here. And then all of a sudden I black out. Oh, he cheap shot at you from behind.

He came from behind. Are you being serious? Yeah. And then. What at your place of work? At the comedy club store. Crikey. So I'm on the ground and he kicks me in the face

like 50 times, right? And then. Is he drunk? No. Worse. Just full of rage. Wow. A lot of.

What kind of shoes was he wearing? Twinkle pickers, really, really, this and damage. They're very soft. And so what happened in Steve Renzizi? You know who he is? Steve Renzizi. He was a comedian that lied that he was in 9 11 and he wasn't really classy.

He's a bank corrupt comedian. Yeah. Comedians are the best. We're the ones with the word. I think that's redundant. I think it's terrible. It's just terrible. Bankrupt.

Well, same shit. So anyway, so he kind of watched it happen. He didn't really help me. And could have gave you a heads up. At least Bobby, you're about to get smacked in the head. Well, even the worst, when you wanted to call the cops, he pulled the phone off of the wall, right? Yeah.

So I try to call the cops. And he's like a thriller. Yeah. He pulled it out. So then. But then Steve had a he's still a he's done our podcast as well. Wow, you really? Oh, really?

Bobby, sorry about keeping you in the face 50 times. Yeah. Yeah. But Steve Renzizi was on the league. So he had a very successful career and Ari. So then the way Ari made amends to me years later is he had a show called This Is Not Happening on Comedy Central, a storytelling show. And he I did it three times, you know.

So hey, was he trying to be on the side of like, what was he going like, oh, I'm a feminist or something? Like he raped, supposedly allegedly raped somebody. Therefore, he should. I mean, was that what he was going for? Maybe? Well, no, I mean, here's the thing about the rape benefit of the doubt. It if the rape was systematic, right?

So like Bill Cosby, Bill Cosby has been accused 40, 50 times, right? It's obvious something's there, right? But Kobe, one person accused. Oh, yeah, I know. I'm right. That's what I'm saying. So you can't use you can hold two truths at the same time. He can he could have done that. He could be an alleged rapist, but also be this person that, you know,

a family man, family man, all of that. And he didn't deserve to die. Truths can be done in the same space. So true. Yes, he could also let's suppose he was one. Yeah, he could have, you know, found God, changed, you know, decided to like become a good father to make a man or whatever it might be. But to use I know that now by saying this, I'm I'm I have to fart for real. I have to for real. Here we go.

No direction. Are you being? Is this something that you do? Silence. Silence. Jay got Jay got the headphone one. The headphone one is way different. That was that was fucking good. Also, does he do this kind of stuff? Also, yeah, you crop dusted us many a couple of times.

He warns us. Yeah, I warn you, but can somebody like rabbit tissues? That was definitely a shark. That was juicy, but a little fluid in there. Well, I wanted to showcase it. So I so I push it out a little bit. But that's how like he was under water. That's my bad. I'm so sorry.

I was rude. Well, I mean, that's all, you know, I don't smell anything. There's no smell. That's pretty cool. Can you smell that? That's like a sweet trick. Oh, you guys are cute. Nothing. Nothing. When you're with your wife, do you fart in the bed? I don't actually don't fart. Wow, a renaissance man.

Oh, yeah. Wow. It's a science. I can explain it. Why is he so confident in his white trousers? Yeah, I got white pants. They were brown. They got thrown in the wash with white clothes and they came out white. You see, you don't you don't fart in the bed.

Everyone farts in the bed. You can't control your sleep and you fart in the bed. I understand that, Jay, but don't forget argumentative. What I'm asking is that. No, I'm modest. I'm, you know, I keep it. I keep my my things, you know, away from noses, if possible. I have to say, Jay is very, he's very like polite. He's got very good etiquette about things like that.

Like he'll go to the bath. He's like, if you're on set, whatever, he'll go to the bathroom. Or like, he'll go away from everyone to like blow his nose even. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He'll like leave. He'll like go away. Like he's got a thing like quite clean. He's quite cleanly. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's true.

You were in the absolute complete office. I'm sorry, baby. He's super like, I doesn't like other people's like saliva or that. If you'd fart, if you fart on him, that's probably the worst thing you. Probably vomit. I spit on him on a daily basis, accidentally. And I'm repulsed. Constantly, permanently repulsed, permanently shuddering with disgust.

My friend, Sebastian has a towel, a wet towel next to his bed. Sebastian Montescalco. This is a way to shame. Shit. What? I've heard this story and I'm just going to say that is way more disgusting than any other strata. Fart strategy. But what's the best way? A strategy.

Wait strategy. It's a strategy. It's not a strategy. It is to to to lessen the smell and to, you know, so what? They fall into it. So often the wet soft and the blow. A wet towel that he has like next to him, right? He'll pull it out. He'll stick it between his little Italian butt cheeks.

Because he's a guy is being outed. Right. It's OK. And there's a person about a lot of people and I don't say it. So just I'm being good right now, guys. And he he muffles it like a like a gun. You know, they muffle the gun silencer, right? And it deadens the smell and it's it's good for his wife, Lana. I think that's polite.

Is charcoal filtered? It's like a fine vodka. That's swell. Well, your boyfriend doesn't fart in front of you. No, not on purpose. What's wrong with me, babe? No, he wouldn't do it on purpose. Is it because I don't have etiquette?

Oh, what is it? I think you got stuck in one of the earlier Erickson stages. Yes, because it's yeah, it's start. There's like a there's a there's like a fecal. Yeah, age, right? Yeah, he's he's gone through the same thing where he holds his poo intentionally for pleasure. When I was eight. Oh, not anymore. No.

What? Oh, I'm sorry, bro. I thought you still did that. Yeah. But like, wait, I want to delve into it a little bit. I remember I was like, I was like eight years old. And I remember my grandparents, I was living up with a town we're looking for me. And they called my mom, we can't find them. Where is he? Where is he?

So I don't know. He didn't leave the house. So they kept searching and they found me under a grand piano in the plank position like this, completely drenched in sweat, shaking and smiling. Are you kidding? It's cultural. Yeah, I was very Filipino.

Oh, my God, that's so troubling. You know what? You probably did that one time. And it was like the rest of your life. A lot of handfuls of times. A lot of handfuls. Yeah, I don't know. It was something about the sweating. Maybe back then, they didn't have Nintendo switches

and stuff for kids to play. That was my game. But how did they know what was wrong with you? I told them. OK, right. How old you were eight? Eight years old. Yeah. And then when did the first time you did drugs?

High school, just marijuana. And then maybe a taste of the shroom. Maybe. A legend. A taste of the shroom. Allegedly, mom. Allegedly, mom. You don't do, you've never done drugs.

You don't seem like you've done drugs. I know. He's so clean cut. He's so fucking clean cut. All right, weed, weed. But obviously weed. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait, dude, said it. Careful. People are going to listen to this. No, back in the day, not now. Back in the day. High school, high school. High school. I did everything.

Oh, there we go. He's a Los Angeles. He's a Los Angeles. That's raw. He's Los Angeles. He's hardcore. There were people doing LSD in seventh grade. He didn't shut it.

Yeah, me too. I did it when I was 13 or 12. Yeah. LSD. When you were 12. I did math. He did math. He was 11.

Shut the fuck when you was in London. No, not in London. 11. 11. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, well. So Eurocentric.

Anything you say. Oh, London. I miss home. All right. I'm very fucking far from my home. I miss it. Well, so you did everything as a kid then? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was everywhere. It was everywhere. Yeah, especially in LA. Fuck yeah, man. Wrong side of the tracks. I grew up with the wrong side of the tracks. But when did you start acting?

I didn't Google you. I'm sorry. I was like 19. You were 19. I think it was when I started. And I didn't work. I didn't work for like three, like three, four years. It was so fucking terrible.

What was the first one? The first thing I ever did was a commercial. Like I was super psyched about it. It was like for Sony. And it was starring these Japanese pop stars. And I believe their names were pop stars. We need to find it. Which I didn't you try to Google it the other day?

I tried to because we were talking. And I showed you this gap commercial. Guys, Google the gap commercial. Wait. Isn't it? Our fans will find it. Thank you. And Scarlett Johansson.

It's Scarlett Johansson. And what? And then driving around there. It's really, it's kind of cool. Yeah, it's cool. When you're in your 20s? I was like, I don't know how. He's like young Chubby J. It's really cute.

Oh, cute. I was so adorable. You were. Was it, did you like, because I did, I've done a lot of commercial auditions. Yo, but oh, but the Sony commercial, I was excited because I thought I was going to air in the United States.

It just aired in Japan. And I never saw it. I literally never saw the commercial. They're going to find it. We'll find it. We will find it. Can someone find it? I really want to see it.

But what was your first big job, though? Crazy beautiful, right? You've seen that movie. You must have seen it. Of course. Oh my God, I loved that movie. I was like every high school. Oh my God.

Every, everyone I know has seen it. Like everyone. It's so weird. It's such a good movie. I should watch it again. Because I haven't seen it since. I never will forget a movie theater. Was that her name?

Karen Mania. And she's peeing in the thing. And you guys like all in this. It's just so stuck in my head for some reason. And you're in this like train track thing. And she's peeing. Pop a squat. But she's going to be like, I'm just going to drip dry.

I never forgot that. I just never forgot how she was really cool. I want to watch it. What's it called? Crazy Love? Crazy Beautiful. Crazy Beautiful. And then the whole thing is like, she's always like,

you say to her like, oh, you're so crazy. And she's like, oh, you're so beautiful. It's your Jane Freshman. Get on. She was spot on. Yeah, yeah. That's it. I've watched it like three times.

It's funny because my high schooler is on the opposite side of the tracks. Oh, yeah, guess which one was on the from the other side of the tracks? The Mexican. Brown dude. Brown dude. And did you want to be a pilot or something?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot that. Wait, so it's kind of like La Bamba. Yeah, La Bamba. Romeo and Juliet. No, because La Bamba, right? Don't even say that line. No, La Bamba.

What about me, Richie? Yeah, yeah. I have a dream too, Richie. No, not that. Bitches. I love when he dies. You love when he dies. I haven't seen this movie.

I have no idea what you're talking about. You were chief valid. You never see La Bamba? Oh, you have to watch it. Lou Diamond Phillips. Lou Diamond Phillips. And who plays the brother? What's his name?

Isai Morales. Isai Morales. Love him. He's great, dude. You met him? Yeah, I love him too. I met him too. He's a great guy.

Because Quinda said his sister goes, because we were watching Magnum last night. Featuring the one and only Bobby Lee. And then she goes, we were on screen together. And she goes, I just always thought that guy was handsome. I go, that piece of shit? I just got defensive really quickly.

That ugly piece of shit. You are very handsome. If you don't stop, I'm going to kick you in the face. I'm going to mock the times. So crazy love was the big one. Crazy beautiful. Whatever. Jesus, Bobby.

I'm going to watch it. Crazy beautiful. It's so. It's really good. I don't know. I need to re-watch. We should re-watch it. It's probably not.

It's for, I don't know. Oh, it gave me the feels when I was in high school. Totally a cholo in it, like a bro. No, no, no. No, he was like Mr. Mr. B, when you went like chains and like baggy, baggy. Yeah, like that kind of guy. I was just like a dude from like UCLA, you know?

Oh, I see. But he was a good student. But like, you know. But your relatives were? Yeah, lady, I love you, lady. Hey, my friend. I want to be with you, my friend. I have to watch.

Hey, that's fucking racist. He can do it, OK? What was so then, what was your first big job? You were on a show that I was my favorite show for years, which is The Tutors. Oh, gosh, yes. You know how long I watched The Tutors for? Beginning 10.

It's like just sex and cool sits, basically. Yeah, which is my favorite. That's pretty cool. In Tudor Time. Yeah, that was a great show. Yeah, that was probably, I don't know. I've been acting since I was like five. So I did like a big, I did a McVitie's commercial

when I was like seven. Can we see that on YouTube? Actually, you can. What's it called? The McVitie's. I don't know if you have that brand here. It's a biscuit commercial. You put it right there because I want to watch it.

I did like a whole like series of them and I was adorable. And then I did a movie. Yeah, I've just been doing it for a long time. But then you did it. But what was it like? Because I'm sorry for asking, but working with Spielberg. Yeah, that's pretty good. Well, you don't like, you want me to ask you?

Should I just talk about it? Should I just name it? Because to me, should I just mention that? To me, that would be like. For about five seconds. What else is there? I know. I know.

It's not just small fucking pot, but I was like, I'll take it. Fuck it. This is so great. But he's sweet, right? Dude, he's the nicest man. He's so sweet. And yeah, and like really fun and just lovely. And I, unfortunately, I cried in front of him,

which was really, really embarrassing. I was in a lot of pain. Why? Because in the scene in the ready pair one, there's like this dancing scene and we're like, but we were all in harnesses. And I don't know if you've ever worn one of those, but it's so fucking painful.

And then, and I had to keep dropping down, but like I kept hitting my knees and I was just like, I was utterly black and blue after that day of filming. And I burst into tears. And was he sympathetic or was it? Yes, yes, yes. Roll the camera. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.

You gotta get the shot. No, it was awful. It was so, I just felt like such a twat, but I was just like, you know, tired and feeling emo. Like, well. Yeah, it was terrible, but he's great. And I actually really love the movie. Yeah, I saw it.

And like, you know, I actually love that movie. No, I saw the movie too. I love it. It's my nephew's favorite movie. It's a great movie, all right? Because I'm barely in it. I feel like I can see that. It's a great movie.

OK, thanks, Bobby. It's a Spielberg movie. Wasn't I good at it? Yeah, you were great at it. Yeah, I was great. Thanks. I want to ask Kim about this fucking guy right here, this bro right here.

This Brad Abbott. What's up, dude? The 9-11 movie, man. What's up, dude? He just told me about that. I haven't seen it. Oh, I love that movie. With Nicholas Cage, the Nicholas Cage one.

And Mike, is it? Yeah, opinion, yeah. You don't like him? No, he's great. No, we're friends. Why did you whisper in Michael Pena? I don't know. I think she was afraid it wasn't him.

It was like the other brown guy. Is it Danny Treyho? Yes. Can I just tell you my opinion about that? Can I tell you about my opinion about Michael Pena? Let's hear it. So there was a time. I thought that's why you were whispering,

because you knew that Bobby didn't like it. Oh, no, shit. Yeah. He said that it's just that back in the day, I would say hi to him and he was very friendly. But then one time, then he blew up, right? He started becoming successful. And then I saw him at Fresh Brothers.

What's that? It's a pizza place. It's a pizza place. How did I know that? Yeah. And I go, I said, walk up. And I go, what's up, dude? Right?

And he kind of looked at me. And then he just kind of went back into his meal with his family. I just needed a. Was it your approach, though? The what's up, dude? Is a little aggressive. I was a little too hard.

I'll show you exactly how I'm about to be real. You're Michael Pena. OK, George. Hey, what's up, man? Oh, OK. No, he didn't do that. He went and then I don't know why. But when that happens, I just switch off.

You know what I mean? And I start hating. I don't know why. Maybe I don't know what went on in his day. Maybe he had a hard day and I'm reading it wrong. Maybe it's me. It's probably fucking me. Yeah, it's me.

Sometimes it probably is just the same as your day. Yeah, sometimes. I don't know. You know, like there was some other twat that came up right before you got there. I was like, oh, Michael, I love your movies. Oh, can you slide my face? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And yeah. And then you would just happen to be the next guy and he probably didn't. He was just like, eh. Also, we don't know what like, you know, like, you know, when I when my dad died in August, I remember some guy came up. I was walking out and some guy said hi to me that I knew.

And I was just so just in trauma, just traumatized. I didn't even say anything. I just walked by and then he might think, you know what I mean? So you just don't know what people think. So it's so hold on. So Michael, I like him again. I like him again. So Michael, progress, progress, guys.

Michael, we, you know, we got these guys on the podcast. You do the podcast. You make amends to me. You make amends to me. Live tiger belly, because of the fresh brothers. Come on, Mikey. All right, Mikey. Yeah.

But when you, so when you were Oliver Stone directed that. Yeah. See, that's another one where I'd just be like, holy shit. Was he nice? He was a trip. He was a trip. Is that good or bad? Yeah, it's great.

I liked it. He's he's like a very smart guy, very thoughtful. Obviously, he has like, you know, he's got a crazy film directing career. I like my experience with him is I fucking love the guy, dude. Oh, yeah, I would be. It was it was one of the coolest sort of pre-production processes that I've ever like, it was it was really dope.

He put me in these, all right. Well, yeah, tell me. I mean, it's it's weird talking about it, to be honest. Because I'm like, because it's a Dominic Pazula was a real man. You know, as a real. Oh, right. Obviously, this is true stories based on these real real people. You played a real guy.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. So it's so it's like, it's you know, I'm like, all right, should I tell these stories or should I just like let it be? You know what I mean? Because like this guy's got a family. And you know, initially from what I heard is that not everybody was like on board with telling the story.

So there was some of that. I think ultimately it worked out and somebody reached out to me and like thanked me for for the job that it did and telling the story and all that. So I think I think ultimately it worked. But but it was it was it was it was hard. But like going to the premiere in New York City, there was hundreds of Port Authority officers, firefighters, cops, and and and you see

these like bad ass dudes like Burley, you know, fucking blue collar, just men just weeping. I've never seen so many guys. Can you say that they invited all the first defend first responders? Sorry, yeah, yeah, to the premiere. Every it was packed. The premiere was packed with people and they were in uniform. And you know, watching the story fall in front of their eyes.

What was your guys first impression of Bobby when you first met him on set? Doral. OK, good. I was wildly attracted to him. I still am. Seriously, no, he was like. Look about him, man. Yeah, I. First of all, I don't know if you remember, but that day was out there. Oh, you were so nervous.

I was so nervous. Sweating bullets. He called me crying that night. Oh, he's like, everyone on that hates me. He would say that all the time. Did you really cry? I fucking cry. You thought I hated you. I hate I thought both of you hated me.

Why? Just that day. Man, just that. So I had nothing to do with us. No, I'm not. I'm not these holidays. Oh, shit. Are you serious? Yeah, I really did.

I was like, it made me it was so nerve wracking. I hated it. Yeah. You were having fun. No, what was the what was the first scene that he did? Well, he turns out it was the first scene where his character appears and it was with the moustache and it was boiling fucking hot and it's stupid moustache. He had to keep.

I drove up in the Corvette and I'm like Corvette. What is it? A Ferrari, whatever. Oh, my God. She's sponsored a Ferrari. Say it right. Well, your parents from Mexico, are they from I mean, how much generation are you?

Like third or something. All right. I don't even know. What did your parents do? My dad's mechanic and my mom. I don't know. A bunch of random late accounting jobs and shit. But would you say that you had a good childhood? I had abandoned.

I had an amazing family, but not necessarily a great childhood. I mean, you know, I grew up and we grew up and it was like around a lot of weird, crazy shit in LA, you know. Wow. So you didn't because I always thought maybe that I don't know. It's funny. It must be the way it looked,

but everybody has this idea like, wow, he must like, you know, his mom sings to him like the ballads. And his father's like, you know, like Coco. Yeah. I always thought that you were Coco grown up. I was a child. Yeah, but you had the perception is a little different. Yeah, the reality is a little different.

The perception, you know, like Natasha Legerro that we talked about earlier, she had, she comes from a very working class kind of a family and people assume that she's from like the Hamptons or some shit, but she's not. You know, I mean, she's just, well, she's a fancy lady. She's fancy. Yeah, you're a fancy guy. I'm a fancy lady.

I'm a fancy lady. Did you have a traumatic or? No, mine was pretty lovely. Yeah, because it was like in, oh, what? In the countryside, I mean, my parents are divorced when I was like a little of that. Oh, you know, was that near the Shire? It's not the Shire, people got it.

It's West Sussex. There's Middle Earth. Essex, you're from Essex, then. Essex. No, West Sussex. Say it, Robbie. What she said, she's from Essex. If I was from Essex, I was talking like that.

Your brother's and sister's are actors too, right? Huh? My brother and sister, yeah. Wow. Yeah, all of they were. I mean, my sister's an actress, but my brother gave up when he was like, moved on to different things when he was like in his 20s. He loves this.

Oh my God, he's going to listen to this. Hi, Roll. What, Roll listens to Tiger Ball? Rollo. Rollo does. She actually told me before we came, she's like, my brother loves that show. I didn't know, so because I didn't know who you were when you came

to work on the show. Nobody does. Everyone in America knows who you are. I know you were. Everyone in America knows who you are. I do it from back in the day. I grew up, like, I don't know, watching, you know, MTV and show.

But my brother, Rollo, texted me and was like, holy shit, you got Bobby Lee on your show. I love his podcast. I was like, yeah, cool. Ooh. Hi, Rollo. Hello, Rollo. I love you.

Rollo, Rollo. Is Rollo a straight? Yes, so let's have a baby. Hi, Rollo. What? I didn't change it. Yeah. I don't know.

I like his name, Rollo. What does he do? He wasn't at Denial, he's a photographer. Does he live here? No, he lives in Spain, in Madrid. Oh, I want to meet Rollo. Oh, hopefully he'll come out. Would he do photos for Tiger Belly?

Fuck yeah, he would. He would love to. Done. Rollo's going to be our next photo shoot. He lives in Spain. Can you fly to Spain? We'll go. We'll fucking go to Spain.

Dude, hi, Ayesha's coming. You've got to come to Europe. Come to Europe. He refuses. Actually, I've never allowed his step foot in Spain, according to Bobby. Why? Because she's fucked so many guys there.

Oh, shit. I mean, let's be honest. Why is it Spanish soccer player is a point, point, fucking my girl? No, I just got asked fucked by one soccer player. And now it's fucked by one Spanish soccer player. Like, you have to imagine, look at my body. Be real.

Look at my, be real though. It's actually physically look at it right now. No, I mean, just look at through the clothes, right? This is not a specimen of sexuality. It's a specimen of something, though. It is very novel. It's a novel. It is novel.

Novel board. Yeah, novel board. I'm not a traditional, like, man-man. I'm kind of yellow and doughy and kind of, like, roly-poly. As opposed to. And, like, her, she was, she dated, like, a fucking, what's that, rugby?

Oh, not true. I've always liked doughy boys. That's always been my thing in high school. I loved chubby boys. Yeah, but later in life, though, you were, you were, I met the other dude. Yeah, but by accident, I mean, eventually, you know, they make it to the roster, but that's not, like,

I'm not, they're not specific to, like, my taste. She was, she was, it was an experiment this day. Yeah. I experimented, I briefly experimented with hot boys. Briefly. Yeah, man. And she's like, dude, those big penises are terrible. All those veins.

Aw. That felt, the hard bodies. Yeah, but that's gross. That doesn't feel. Right. It feels weird, but it's kind of the way you say it, the way, OK. I don't want a hard-bodied, minced one, I want a puffin.

Chubby puffin. I want to ask for your advice because you guys are actors. Well, no, I'm being real. I'm being real because I've auditioned before a lot of times. And sometimes I'm OK, I'm good. But sometimes I get so nervous that I just, I'm a disaster in there. What's so funny about it?

Everyone's. Diabolically. Everyone's been a disaster in the audition. You've had bad auditions. Of course. Everybody has. You, when's the last time you auditioned? It's been a very long time.

Woo. Exactly. I'm like, he doesn't. Bucker. Offer. It's been years, guys. I'm sorry. Did you read for Magnum?

No. In fact, I was like, I'm not doing it. Yeah. That was like, you know, the knee jerk reaction is because I was like, you know, people are going to hate it. I knew people were going to want it to like not work. I kind of, I thought that, you know. But you know what's so funny?

Because we, today, we were at this, what's it? The Katsu place. Oh, yeah. And so I go down and have a cigarette. And I'm not lying. Four separate groups of people came up to me. And it says, hey, you're Jin. From that, I swore to fucking, so fucking crazy, right?

You're like, no, I'm fucking Bobby Lee from the world. No, but between me and my head, though, is like, and I, you know, we were on an airport. So you stole their wallets. And then we were at an airport once. And this man came up to me and goes, I love Magnum PI. And I love your character. So my point is, is that it's not one of those shows that's

going to, I don't come and go. I think it's a show that's going to stay. Do you have that sense? No, it's going to. I guarantee it. Yeah. I guarantee it. It's, you know, when you travel, you know, when you're flying

and you're at the airport, that's when you know if a show is doing well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you have people from all over the place. Jay cannot go anywhere in this town without being inundated. It's like, and people don't recognize me. I don't even think they know my name. I'm Magnum.

Yeah. It's pretty much me. I don't know my name. Hey, Magnum. And the funniest thing is sometimes, like, they'll feel it like necessary to announce my presence. Yeah. Like, hey, guys, it's Magnum.

It's Magnum. Right here. Take a picture. Take a picture with him. It's like, this is very strange. It's very strange. But that's cool, though, that that means that it's hitting some sort of fucking.

It definitely is. I think people dig the show. It definitely is. And to choose a Hispanic. It's weird. No, no, I think it's. Ingenious. It really is ingenious.

Because it makes it so relevant, right? Gab? Right. And to have. Is she Hispanic? Si. Gabriela. Yeah.

To have somebody from, you know. Filipino. So we're like kindred spirits. Yeah. To have Higgins as somebody from Middle Earth. You know what I mean? Like a real life hobbit. Yeah, yeah.

It's an interesting take, mythological. Like with a mythical beast? Yeah. So it's got like, you know, history or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it makes it really, you know, cool, man.

Uh-huh. And hope. Uh-huh. You're trying to weed out gin. Is that what it is? Well, we already pitched how you die. Oh, my gosh. I don't know.

Can I, do we have a spoiler alert as to what scene that you and I are filming on Monday? Yeah. Well, I. Are you actually going to be fully naked? Are you going to commit? Oh. Well, it's so funny because I talked to.

I was like, I was like, I'm pretty sure Bobby will be okay with being naked, but it's like. Don't talk about the scene. Just talk about being naked. Do they then have to talk about. No. Here's. I'll see it. The rest of the people.

I get a call from Jean two weeks ago and he goes, I have something to talk to you about. I go, what is it? And he goes, do you mind being naked on the show? And I go, I don't like to do things 50 50. I, I'm not going to wear that tan spandex thing. Don't they give you like a bag? I don't want it. I go, I go, I want to be fully fucking naked.

You want to be free? I know. But what's funny is they didn't call me and be like, do you mind if I'm naked? You will be naked. But like, where's my call? It's not going to start. Do you mind if it's a magical thing to see me naked body? And they said, legally, we can't.

So you can't. I can't go full nude on it. They said. What do you mean? Because who's the showrunner? What's his name? Peter. Peter.

That's his name, right? Peter. Where is this going? No, because Jean called me and the showrunner was on, was on speakerphone two and I could hear him say he can't do it legally. Is it, isn't you can't show your genitalia? Yeah. I can't show my dick.

Okay. Of course not. It's CBS. Yeah. But I wanted to do the scene completely naked, but then blur it. You know, Chris Pratt did that on Parks and Rec, didn't tell anyone. He took his dick out to get Amy Poehler to laugh. Yeah.

And then he got a big note from NBC and they were like, you can't be doing that on set. Yeah. Even though everyone laughed. Chris Pratt did it already. Just wear the cork sock. Fuck sake, Bobby. I know. Please.

Please. Don't hurt her eyes. Please wear the cork sock. I know, but it's so, because I just did a Netflix show. Can you just wear maybe the, I'll get you like a little, like. Why little? Yeah, yeah. Fuck you.

A little. Fuck you. I'll get you a tiny little piggy size little thing to cover it. Fuck you. It's not cool. Yeah. Fall back. Don't say small either.

Regular size. Regular average size. Sequence sack in order for you to pour your junk into. Yeah. And then I'll feel comfortable. Considerable heft. It's going to put it in the sock. Yeah.

It's just you and I in the scene. Yeah. Oh, it's going to be fun. I mean your house in it, I think. I'm going to try. That's all I can say. I'm not in the scene. Yeah.

You know what? Yeah. Am I in any scenes with you this week? I don't know. I don't think so. Are we? I don't know your schedule. You didn't read the script?

She did read the script. Are we doing it on helpful advice? Yes, we are. This is what we do at the end. We have a lot of people email with a lot of problems. Great. I'm paying agony on. Yeah.

And we try to either help them or not. Oh. Generally, we try to help. We've helped a lot of people go through a lot of, but then a lot of people want them to kill themselves too. Yeah. Don't want to do it. No.

I'm being serious. You are being serious. No. It doesn't have to be helpful, but it can be whatever. Some people actually say that they want to kill themselves. No. I'm just kidding. Did that write us?

Yes. Yeah. Sometimes they do. Yeah. It's some serious stuff. Very serious stuff. Go fish. Go fish.

Go fish. She was so nervous. Yeah. I don't want to. I'm helpful advice with the cast of Magnum PI. Oh, shit. I didn't see that. Hello, everyone.

I'm forcibly early retired in July and need your guidance as to what to do next. I am old like Callan's age, so like 50 years old, but not old enough to hang him up for life. How do I transfer from being a professional, from being in professional geekery to something new? I have no marketable skill. Professional what? Geekery.

So I think he plays a lot of video games or like cards, something like that. Okay. As a job. So he needs to transfer, or maybe just in computers, he needs to transfer to something new, something more creative. How does he make that transition? Can we get another one? That's the fucking question.

That's a different question. It's an old guy that needs help. Can we get another one? Yeah, not the best. Not a fucking recruitment consultant. I don't know. Can you go to the military? Yeah, that is.

We got another one. I think, you know, social media is the answer to everything, obviously. I know. Get on, become a social media star. All right. We got another question. Sorry, Jason. Get a cute cat and start Instagram accounts.

After the terrible news of Kobe's death and seeing Shaq's reaction of trying to mend relationships, it makes me think of my past friendship with my buddy Ryan. We were best friends through middle school. I would go to his place just about every weekend to play halo, eat hot pockets, and text girls on his sidekick phone. But during high school, I feel like he ditched me to become best friends with our mutual friend, A. I was hurt by that, but since we're still friends, I didn't make a fuss of it. Also during high school, he got into a relationship with a girl that he's still with.

We're 25 now. Needless to say, we've grown apart and I see him, he still feels resentment about that and it haunts me. What would you guys do in my position? Should I reach out? What's he having resentments about? Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Oh, my. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus Christ. God, sweetie. Oh, no. That's how I feel about it.

No. Sorry. I'm my bad. That was rude. That was. That was. I just think you should go. You should take a break.

You could shit. All right. I'm so sorry. Shower. Everything's fine. I got under control. Do you have a pee bag? Is that a thing?

I'm from the streets. I'm so sorry. It's fine. I don't just worry for your comfort. Everything's fine. He's going to slip off his chair. I'll tell you what, he's getting so high. He's talking about, you know,

Las Vegas. You know, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,

Hey, you would always tell yourself to do it. Like if you put yourself in someone else's, you'd be like, fuck's sake, Bobby. Fuck's sake, Bobby, life is too short. You could get a little bit more. That's exactly. And also.

I have a question. Do you still enjoy his company? Because you can't obligate yourself. You're just grown apart. I'm going to say something so Hollywood and douchey, and this is something that I'm going to say it, is over the years, this sounds so bad. And I don't know.

I'm just going to say it. Is it because of your fame? No, it's not even just that. It's just that I've always surrounded myself with dudes that are just funnier than me, right? Just to up my game. So everyone that I've surrounded myself with are people that are big comics that are really super funny.

And not morally bankrupt ones. Some morally bankrupt. But yeah, but mostly good, good people. And I hate that about myself. You know, I hate the. It's not that I feel like a stuff. No, it's not about that. It's just because there's a lot of people that are big

that I hate and I don't want to hang out with. I think in some ways that's sort of aspirational. You want to be like challenged. You want to you want to be around people that are sort of like minded. I'm honest about it. I don't think that's a bad thing. I feel like sometimes people hold on to shit

because they want to encumber themselves with something. And it's like they're used to that place of having some kind of weight on them. You know, like we get used to having that and carrying that around with us. And sometimes the weight is more important than the actual relationship. Yeah, just get the fuck over it

and say hi or send that text. And all of a sudden that's gone. And you either have a relationship or you don't. You know what I mean? I already know that that's going to happen. And also I have to say this is that I love him. Right. Like if he passed, it would be devastating to me.

Right. You know, and I think that's your answer. All right. Give him a call. I will. Hold on. Are we doing? No, no, let's go back to now.

This is what I think. I think it applies though. That's what applies. That's what I'm saying. It does. Yeah. So the answer is call him. You should fucking call him.

Have you guys had that anyone in your life you didn't reach out to and you finally did or wish you could right now? Are you guys just perfect people? Kind of. As I speak for myself. No, I speak for myself. No, I like keep the people I love.

Actually, I'm not. I'm crap at correspondence, but I'm lucky. I'm pretty crappy. Shit. I've been here for like eight months. Like I've there's so many babies I haven't met. And like everyone's like I'm so far from home. I'm like, I feel like I'm living on the moon.

I might as well be. Since I dated him in the last seven years, because I think that he's so funny that when I have to sit through conversing with very unfunny people, I kind of just like tune out. I'm not even joking. He's one of the funniest people I've ever met. He's so funny.

And I have to say, the same thing has started to apply in my life. I'm like, oh shit, we have to stop. Or when people just throw the dad jokes and you're like, sit there and pretend to enjoy it. It's not funny. My question to Jay is, when are you going to do stand up? Yeah, Jay.

When are you going to officially invite me, man? Well, you're here. So honestly, though, we're not going to cut this out. I don't care for what you say. OK. I'm asking you now, right? Would you ever try it? Of course I would.

Of course you would. Are you writing stuff now? I'm not. No. Yeah. He doesn't need to write it down. He's like, fucking improv, dude. Fucking off the cob.

I'm just telling it, like, oh, dude. But honestly, I want you to start just writing bits down now, ideas. So because I feel like when it happens, it's going to be like two weeks. Like, it's going to be like, hey, and Jay, in two weeks, you're going to do it. So you need to stop prepping.

I could write some shit in two weeks. I want to be under the gun, you know what I mean? Pressure, baby, through the diamonds. Because he did it. How did it go? How many, OK, how many seats did you, how many people were in the audience? 700, I think.

Shit. 700. And what did you go for? What was your, like? He did a futon joke. What was your POV? He did a futon joke. Started strong.

He was like, hey, hey, we have futons. Hey, guys, am I right? Am I right? Oi, Jay, hey. Yeah, yeah. Yee without jokes. Thank you, no cost of fucking stone. When he was on stage, Gilbert and I ran into the audience,

sat down, and what did I keep saying? Light them. Yeah, he wanted the lights to be pulled immediately in the middle of the set. I thought he was bombing so bad. Are you serious? I was like, get the cane, you know what I mean? Are you serious?

Are you serious? Yeah, I'm so sorry. Jesus, I think I'm going to have to come when you do your thing. That's a rite of passage. You have to bomb. Yeah. Like, you got it out of the way. You're good now.

You're going to be bolder next time. Here's the thing, dude, George. It's the fact that, how many times have you done this? That takes fucking balls, dude. Yeah. Hundreds. You've done it hundreds of times since then, right? Yeah.

Yeah. And to eat it that bad. In front of that many people. So crushing. So crushing. To keep doing it. Power move. It's a fucking power move, brother.

Yeah. I'm so proud of you. Yeah. Futon forever, man. Keep doing that bit. Funny, man. Futon. Futon.

Futon. Futon. I made him do it. Crushed. Crushed. I think Jay would take probably the same approach as me. It's kind of black out with our prepared jokes and improvise and talk to the crowd. That's what I did.

I would do that. Yeah. I'd probably just like riff, you know? Like I think the interaction would be fun. Yeah, yeah. Or not. I don't know. I don't know.

Kalilah did it 10 times. Yeah. Shut up. I am terrible. She still did it. Just so you know, he makes everyone he likes do stand up. Shit. Purdy.

I was about to say. Purdy. Awkward silence. So, Purdy, you want to, hey, Purdy, you want to do some stand up? Yeah. I thought you were right. Penny, you want to sell tickets out front? Yeah, like Michael Rosenbaum, who had never done it before.

I invited him at the Irvine improv. Yeah. And he just went up and did it. Loved it. Will Sasso, never done it. My heart rate is really sick. Yeah. Will Sasso.

And let me tell you something. When they do it in front of a packed room, especially if it's not going well and they can keep it together, right? That's amazing. There's such a, I'm so fucking proud. For the dude. It really is. It makes me.

It makes me realize, you know what I mean? That these people are just ballsy and taking risks and just doing it. You know what I mean? Yeah. You got to have a Hawaii. You can do it. Yeah. Yeah.

You got to have a Magnum PI. Like you should do a show in Hawaii and have them open up. Right. Done. Done. We should do that. Yeah. Just do a show a weekend.

You host, you feature. Yeah. Yeah. The jokoi wants me to do it too. The jokoi wants me to open up in front of 30,000 people. Jesus. It could go in front of 30,000 people. Yeah.

Five minutes. Five minutes, Jay. Jay. The more the merrier. Yeah. The more the merrier. I think I would imagine that like if you have more people, maybe that would be some better.

Jay, you would be so fucking scared back there. You wouldn't be? No. Here's the challenge. He wants me to be scared. That's why I won't be. That's why I won't be. Two weeks on the podcast, he promoted to the whole entire audience to come to the show

to watch me do stand up for the first time so I can bomb. Trust me, guys. He's going to bomb. You going to be there. That's what he said. He made shit as pants. Who knows. Pass out.

That's what I did. I thought you know what? I was so nervous about this one, this podcast because, you know, hotel room. Because we never, we always do it in my house. Janky. We've never done it like this. And I really, we should just do this all the time. That's kind of fun.

On the road. It's fun. Road again. With these two, you guys were amazing. I really enjoyed your Hawaiian singing. Yeah. It was that Korean. It's Hawaiian.

It turned into like a hybrid. Hybrid. It was this. I know. What are your handles? Wow. I know your fucking handles. What's a handle?

Like on your Instagram, Twitter, you don't care about followers? My name. Okay. I know. But at Perdita Weeks then? Yeah. Okay, Hernandez. Is there a space or a little thing?

Oh, I think it's. 001. Yeah. 001. Yeah. 001. I have, and I have an, I like, I've purged it under school, weeks under school. Okay.

You have official at the end. And I just like, that's the fucking name. I didn't say it all. Also, I want to promote Friday nights. You know what I mean? Magnum guy comes on and I'm on it. I'm doing my fourth one this week. Yeah.

You're going to be in the nude. Bobby is funny as shit on the show. I love doing it. Don't say that. It's a black. I love it. He's fucking terrible. Yeah.

So much fun having him on the show. It makes us feel really good about ourselves. Honestly, I really genuinely like you guys a lot. Hopefully we'll be friends and we are friends forever. If I see you at a pizza joint in a couple years, I swear to God, I'm going to fucking ignore you. Bro, if you did that, bro, it would crush my fucking shit. I would never do that. I know, but it would crush my shit.

You want my shit crushed? It depends on what we're talking about. Yeah. I would fart on you. All right. I'm sorry for farting. That was rude. It's fine.

Yeah. But you know, that's life. All right. Bye. Bye. Hey guys. Thank you so much for listening to the podcast. Hope you guys enjoyed that.

Sleepers, if you're listening now and you get news first, Bad Friends, Bobby's podcast with Andrew Santino launches on Monday, Feb 17. Set your alarm clock, subscribe on iTunes and YouTube. I heard that the first two episodes are great. This copy was written by George Kimmel, the producer. George. What? Bobby, although Bobby didn't have to go on so long.

Oh, wait. I screwed up George's joke. There was a punchline. I heard the first two episodes and they're great. Although Bobby didn't have to go on so long about my tiki head in episode two. Get your tickets to see the Slepking Live. Bobby will be in Schomburg, Illinois, San Jose, Denver, Houston. So go to bobbilylive.com and grab them before they're gone.

Get your question on Tiger Belly by emailing us at adviceunhelpful at gmail.com. We're going for interesting, unusual, and non-typical problems. We need your help as much as you want ours. That's adviceunhelpful at gmail.com. Guys, I'll be honest right now. It's hard to do this because Bobby's making everyone play some game on the Oculus Rift VR. Anyways, we love you so much. We'll see you back in LA.

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