TigerBelly - Ep 240: Steve Lee's Movie Idea

Episode Date: April 8, 2020

Steebee Weebee makes his return. Jules is Relucant Rudy. Khalyla is a camo twin. Bobby misses the comedians he hates. We talk Comedy Gives Back, Tom Cruise as Elon Musk, raising a teenager, and once again Handumanan.  Recorded in our respective homes via Zoom. More Steve: http://www.steebeeweebeeshow.com http://www.patreon.com/steebeeweebee http://www.instagram.com/quangou http://steebeeweebee.bandcamp.comPlease support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today All right, you guys ready here we go ready and five four three two one Dabbing it up that that that dabbing it up that that that dabbing it up Corona Corona style Hey everybody laugh aides whoo whoo laugh aides was great, huh? I don't think it has an S because if you add an S it changes the whole meaning aid laugh aid aid Okay, so I won't call it that again, but um, let's start for the Let's start for the top

Calyla. Yeah, I guess it's a calyla Yeah, yeah, so um, welcome to another episode of Pandy day number Fucking I don't know man 30. I don't know what day it is. I don't know what the fuck is going on for Tiger Belly Day two we have for Tiger Belly. Listen guys. God bless you. Take care. Be healthy wash your hands six feet six feet Here at the Quarantine household Lee household. We're doing all right, you know, we're doing fine. Oh, we're getting a little loopy in here, but Things are great. We got over here to my right

my daughter My beautiful shy guy dog shy guy She said good morning Jules. Hello Well, how was how was your day? fine Um What are you thinking about? You're 18. Yeah

That's that's essentially my car that's been my conversations with her every single fucking day for the last 21 fucking days Well, that means you haven't earned her trust yet. Yeah, she doesn't like me that she doesn't like me It's got to be the fact. That's got to be the fact. She doesn't like me. All right, you come off too strong All right, so when you talk to a teenage Your approach is very like so you suck dick like that's what No, I don't do that but like she she gets a zip face She has a lot of zits on her face sometimes and she put these like so she had one on her nose And she had like this white old ointment on her nose and I go you fucking doing cocaine in my house

She could I don't do cocaine. That's good parenting. Yes. Good parenting. I think we should come up for With a name for her. Yeah, I know that on bad friends. You guys called her Rudy Giuliani Yeah, yeah, I think that we should call her reluctant Rudy reluctant Rudy our RR to our square our square I love it reluctant Rudy. Listen guys. Thanks for tuning in to live aid a comedy aid the other day I'll explain to people what that was so what it basically would come I don't know exactly what it is But there was a foundation called comedy gives back and with along with all things comedy and they did a Seven or eight hour kind of like a telethon a telethon to raise money for it was a videothon. It was a videothon and

Let me say this train wreck Let's be honest Gilbert train wreck There was one part that wasn't a train wreck and it involved people in this zoom right now Listen, don't that you're only it's so it's you don't say that because look it was pretty okay here You know what? Yeah, you're involved. It was it was it was rough. It was rough It was and then they ask me ask me now. Let's talk about why it was rough Why is it rough? Why was as you're asking me? Yeah, why do you think it was rough watching it from the very top? I don't think a lot of these celebrities. Uh, they thought they could just like just talk and they weren't prepared

I feel like you guys had basically literally a 15 minute show that I think someone would pay for Seriously, but you had bits prepared for like bits prepared. We wrote we did artwork We wrote songs because we don't know the fuck what what it was a confessional Well, I think we were nervous that we were Underprepared so we were like fuck it. Yeah, well, we thought about it because you know If you think like historically at like calathons and whatnot they're I how goonie just bit me Sorry Yeah, like people are usually like it's different. It's they're not in the comfort of their homes, right?

So we thought oh my god, we're gonna bomb so hard. We've barely prepared, but it was the opposite I think that well the night before I was stressed out, but then once I saw certain people do it That day I looked at this thing and I went Oh We got this your fueled. Yeah Especially because Whitney had texted me before and then like if FaceTime me and you know I knew that Bert was there. So it felt like I think that if we were in any other hour We would have been fucked like if we were maybe matched with Bob Saget

We would have been more awkward because we don't know him. Well, I do know Bob, you know But I don't know him as obviously as well as I know everybody on the fucking thing I just don't know them as well as some and and Whitney's a friend Bert's a friend You we were clumped in with our kind of clique of people, you know So that's what made it comfortable and then secondly Watching other people do it and not being prepared and just kind of aimlessly talking Um, just it we're just on and on I just went okay, at least we have an agenda and a plan but you know what the cause was um

valid and um, I think important and uh People we did raise the the um comedy gives back did raise some money. So um, I think at the end of the day it was uh That's the point of the point. That's the point. It doesn't matter They're what what transpired the point was they were able to raise 300,000. I think maybe even more. So yeah I loved also because regardless of what it is You know, I still had other comics calming. How'd you get on that? Do they ask you? You know like people wanted, you know, you know who? Imagine the people, you know, you know the people that weren't on it

Okay, you know The people that weren't weren't on that were like calling me going. How'd you get it? Did they ask you? What what's going on? I mean, I don't know. We never got a call. I never got an email, you know, and so, you know, I guess it felt Um good to be invited to that thing, you know But um, I remember going on to the uh video lounge So there's this like lounge area where and some guy goes so okay before you go live They tell you to check in into this pre live lounge And on there is everybody that's about to go up or or people that are involved with it or producers producers and whatnot, right?

Clicked on there and just when Bobby don't say any names. No, no So I don't know if you know this george or actually george you have to know because you cleaned it up this morning But in the bathroom, I was trying to like touch up my face last minute before we were about to go live That's been in the bathroom for I think three to four weeks What happened in that bathroom? So we tried to explain it to you fucking four weeks ago and you brushed it off The sasha gray episode. I think uh, remember there was uh, sasha gray took a shit some rea Sasha gray took a shit in our fuck. No Sasha gray took a shit in our fucking bathroom

Flushed it and it splattered all over the fucking place. So anyways, I call it porn shit. You know what I mean? There was this ugly fucking porn Shit all over the fucking that did not look like a sasha great turd. Yeah, I was it was mine. It was mine It's mine. Right. It's my shoe shoe shit but um, I go into the bathroom right before we're about to go live. Oh my god, and um, There is a shit explosion that I had never seen. I thought that the there were like leaves on there They were like actual branches. I was like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah, I'm I'm you don't know. I'm poison ivy I

Shit leaves and roots and all yeah trees. Yeah and all kinds of stuff. I'm The whole lobby heard me screaming about bobby's pool. Yeah, and so Right, so then there's also like executives from like people that I knew from comedy central And all the people and I go Right, so then we had to get out of the lounge Yeah, we immediately had to get off because like I couldn't conceal my shot Then before I did somebody got some producer guy goes. Hey look, it's joe exotic when they looked at me And it pissed me off as well

So I'm like, we gotta get out of here. So we got out of the fucking thing Yeah, he's he didn't You keep forgetting that you could be heard by them So this is all imagine you guys are like the producers right and all you see this is bobby doing this Babe, we gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here I don't want to be around these people. We gotta get out. Yeah, we gotta get the fuck out of here I was like, why would they hear you? Yeah, we had to get the fuck out, but then, you know, we did it and um, you know, uh

That's that, you know, I I have to say, um I have to say, um, I have a message to the people listening right now We This this pandemic has nothing to do with liberalism or conservatism We are all in the same fucking boat All right, I'm not choosing sides in this fucking pandemic. We all have to just All quarantine

Don't leave your fucking house Let this thing fucking die and then we can live our lives again. All right, but the problem with this fucking thing is is that Florida, Georgia, I'm gonna open up the beaches. I mean people are just doing every state is doing their own fucking thing And I just think collectively we should just fucking get together and do our own thing. All right We got to be able to fucking Unite and group. Do you not agree? I agree. Yeah, of course at the end of the day We're all in this together

and um, I have to say this this pandemic has got brought me closer to Humanity and uh, and my fellow comedians. I miss them even the ones I hate You know, who are the ones that I fucking despise not For those no, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say who But you know and um, there are people that never text me That have been texting me to ask me how I'm doing and I do vice versa

And I just think that This is at the end of the day. It's gonna be good for comedy. It's gonna be good for Humanity and we just have to realize that we are The same We're a part of the same light energy Right. Do you want to ask me why I'm wearing what I'm wearing? Why are you wearing camo from up and down? Okay, so you know in Korea, they Like they don't really show public displays of affection or I don't know at least like

Over here, you can basically like fully make out tongue and all Yeah, in public public dry hump, basically And it's all good. Do they I I'm not sure if they if they do that in Korea, but I was told that A way to show public display of affection is to be twinning Twinning is one of the ways you can show that you're in a couple. Oh, so this is me twinning with Captain Lee Jong Hyuk

Oh Oh, because he's a I see Mm-hmm. So I've been wearing this basically four out of the seven days a stupid fictional character that doesn't really fucking exist Should we get him on the podcast? It's crazy town. He speaks English. Oh, we should get him on next week. Yeah It's like me wearing like you know, I mean like Like a monk like a brown roby monk thing. Yeah, and pulling out a lightsaber, right and going obi one I mean, I'm twinning with obi one. Yeah, but is he your lover? You have a crush on obi one?

I did Back in the 80s. All right when I didn't know any better. I loved old cock. I love, you know, I love old j Right, I like sci-fi old j babe But that's just it's a fictional character and it doesn't exist and whatever you're doing It's not working because this whoever the guy is that number one doesn't exist number two. He's an actor from some sort of north I mean north some Korean fucking soap opera. He has no idea who the fuck we are But you know, but you know who did Daniel Day Kim tweeted And he listened to the song that we wrote. Yes, and he he and he then he texted me and he said, thank you brother

And so, you know, there you go. He appreciated your song. Yeah, he appreciated the stupid song that we wrote You know that the original lyrics actually isn't um, dear corona. What was it? It goes like this. It goes, um, juliana What did you molest? And then the second part goes He's a dog and you're a human being He's a dog and you're a human being, you know, that's how good that's how it goes. And then so we were so last minute Um, we had to come up with a song. So we took those lyrics out and then we replaced it with dear corona

Yeah, if you want to follow juliana on instagram, um, you should do I don't know. She won't tell me her handle, but is it private? Is it private? It is So just try and maybe she'll yeah She's our daughter does it feel like raising a daughter or is it still like, oh, that's just a relative I think I got I think it feels like raising, um, a teenager. Yeah Yeah, you know, I didn't I didn't do the whole titty, you know, and then the nurturing and you know, I mean Nursing and or like I didn't teach her how to walk. I didn't have to go through all the bullshit You know, I mean boot camp training shit, you know, I got the like end product, which is okay

We got very lucky. She's done She's she's not she doesn't have a rebellious streak in the same way that bobby and I had a rebellious streak She does she does but she's Really? Because right now, you know what she's doing. She's playing her little fucking video game on her phone Mobile legends. That's all Filipinos play all day. Is that what you're doing? No mobile legends. Yeah, she doesn't give a She doesn't give a fuck about what we do She doesn't give a fuck about this whole podcast room. She doesn't she has no idea what it is She did and bad friends with us. Um last week and she's just just very just uh detached and like aloof

But she has been our producer For everything she has she has been our helper. She's basically Every podcast that you've done or we've done She she's done all of this stuff Also, I've never been um more excited about getting packages Like right now I was before this podcast. I stepped outside. I didn't touch anything baby I stayed far away from it, but I saw a box out there with japanese lettering on it Oh, right. So that only I paid I put two and two together and that means my mochi balls are here

Yeah, yes, so so I gotta go through decon three. She has to go through the whole Chernobyl thing, you know, I mean I have to um basically basically those um Those those packages are like in Chernobyl those black rocks, you know the quartz or whatever that was like Do you ever see Chernobyl not yet that went in on the top of the roof You never saw Chernobyl. No, no, it's a great show. It's a great show I wouldn't watch it now during a pandemic because you want to watch more uplifting like happy thing Oh, I love Chernobyl. You should watch it. You'll go you have all the time in the fucking world Wait, where are the shows we should be watching right now?

I she should know I don't I don't watch this american idol in the voice. I watch american idol Arthur God made it to that 20. Yeah, Arthur God. Yeah Yeah, he's the second person that we're in love with is a Filipino Francisco martin the nervous martin, man You know what's fucking fucked up about that too. You know what's fucked up It's I follow these american idol fools And the voice every season every season the number one. I always comment. He did a great job. They don't comment back Bitch, I'm verified Bitch, I'm verified coming back

Back right guys like Arthur God. I'm following him and then like one girl last night Didn't get through her name is what's her name? um, which one The girl that we like, you know, I mean, I don't want I am sam and I am not I am just that no No, no, you know, which one the one you were like thought that she did get through and then We saw her perform. You're like, oh, yeah, you're right. She didn't get through. Oh, oh demi. Yeah, demi, right? I remember so I text I on the american idol thing. I said on on on twitter on twitter I said

I can't believe she didn't get through. She was amazing. It was shocking and then she commented back. Oh my god I love you so much. That's all I want You know, I mean, that's all I want. It's a little is that is that my ego? No, I think George we should try to get a handful of them since they're all at home to jump on next week Yeah, we went on and I love I'm a huge fan of the voice and american idol I love auditioning shows. I love singing shows. I enjoy it, you know, and so and you know what? You don't have to you don't have to comment. I just thought about it. It could be my own little obsession That's fine, you know, but um, I've been doing that and I've been also just watching

The same old disaster movies again I you know, I do peloton and I watched deep impact for the 50th time last night And then I watched a volcano again. I love that. I watched both of those in the movie theater in the Philippines. You did? Yeah, I love um day after tomorrow. That's a very good one with Jake Gyllenhaal. It's like 2012. Not really. I enjoyed it. Yeah, although The scene the the disaster scene when John Cusack is driving around LA with his family in that limo Is so preposterous You would have died you would have died in the first minute fucker. That's insane You know what I mean?

What you it's like, you know, I mean las yanniga is completely gone and then he's driving and all of a sudden like a bridge flies back And he hops on like frogger under the you know, I mean like it's crazy It's crazy, but oh you have to watch it. You have to I have to show you That disaster scene. It's so preposterous Right that like oh my god But I love disaster film and then what else I've been um Watching that's it. That's it. That's it. I don't want watching you play video games like I'd say half of the day. Oh, no, maybe three quarters of the day

I play the game. I played the game that you suggested Gilbert the last of us Yeah, I downloaded the remastered the first one, right? Yeah, and I probably played it for three hours But then I realized it was an open world Oh, it's not it's it's it's just campaign linear Yeah, I it's like you have to go here Yeah, but and then I and then and then I had to go. No, no, fuck you Did you not cry? Did you not cry in the beginning a little bit? The beginning's sad when his daughter is so good. It's so good get shot by. Yeah. Yeah

But it's great. No, it's great, right? But then it gets to the point where it's like You have to go this way and then you have to go first Because you're with that little girl And your wife or whatever she is and then and then you're like you just got to figure out the right I don't like it. I like games where it's like You know, I've been playing as witcher I'd never played it before open world. Yeah, it's pretty open world. I can walk around, you know, I can just talk to like Here's the thing is I don't want

I want to pick up that herb You know, I want to you know, I want to be able to talk to the lady that's making tilling the soil Yeah, you mean I want to what's in the forest you should play animal crossing Here's the thing Here's the thing. Okay. Yeah, you guys use the thing. What happened? There was a death so I bought Animal crossing on my switch

People have been recommending it. I downloaded it And then I turned it on am I fucking switch is broken It's completely broken. I can't fix it. Wait animal crossing fucked up your I don't know what happened, but the right thing the right controller does not work at all It's dead. I've been online every day looking for a replacement. No, you have it not every day You have it because you would have been able to find it for me. Oh my god here I just you should see my emails even to defend yourself straight straight face would work johnny I just need a fucking he sent me a link

Wait, do you know switch? I need another switch Everyone listening. No, I'll pay for it. Yeah, but we need to see who has him available Yeah, I need a fucking switch because I want to play animal crossing so fucking badly So during this whole covet thing, we've been unable to see our families in person And we've been missing them dearly and some family members don't have cars Well, it's the cars will be useless anyways because it's not like we can cohort I know, but I'm just saying that like at least your sister can drive up to the driveway and then we can wave and we can wave But we have a car. Why don't we wave at steve?

Because then we have to run into other characters You know, it's like going to a different land Okay, you know, like if you go to we've got a middle earth with we'd visit the hobbits Yeah, but then also sarabhan is there and and and the and the white wizard and you know, yeah And uh orcs orcs and whatnot. Thank you. Uh, beautiful. Okay Um, so uh, so we're um every week. We're gonna do a welfare checks on our family members and this week We're gonna do a welfare check on Um, steve weeby my brother

Is he awake? Uh, he's not here yet. Uh, of course Yeah, I doubt the reason why he's not here is because he's it's what time is it right now 145 He's sleeping. No, no, but we texted last night. I was like steve. I want you it doesn't matter And even if you if you even if you talk to him of five minutes ago, you probably went back to sleep You know, so, you know, he texted me at one o'clock. He goes i'm awake Uh, oh really? And then I said cool. That was my response. He's asleep now and he goes didn't want to miss it. Oh He's asleep now. He missed his fucking opportunity, but um my my brother. Um

And the and the reason why my brother, I don't want to bring up old things I'm not gonna mention anyone's name or circumstances, but um, just describe who the people are What do you mean? No, no, no, no. What do you mean? No, no I'm not gonna say anything. Okay. All right. What I'm saying is is that My brother steve I don't really have a lot of like Friends I have comedy friends, you know, but you know, but the closest person aside from kalayla in my life Is my brother steve. Okay, and my brother steve is you know, so important to me

I I he's the person that I've known the longest in my life aside from my mother and um, he's probably My best friend. I love him, but it's more of a friend I'm his older brother and I like to take care of him and um, he's got a cast of characters around him that um are very um eccentric But um, my brother went into business with somebody that I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and um There were some problemos por favor There was uh, you know some

Some shit there. No, no, I'm not gonna stop there. I'm not gonna name any names I don't even know who he's talking about right now. It's shakes perean. It's shakes perean. It's very, uh wall street It's very cutthroat. Hmm. It's very, um It's very erin brakovich big companies taking Taking advantage of you know, me peasants and and people that you know, are the most vulnerable and um And we all know who the other cast of characters are we don't have to name them Um

Got that got goonie Let goonie goonie. No, let go. Yeah. Yeah, grab them come over here jewels and grab them Rudy there she is Rudy Rudy's in the house Kalilah, where can we follow her at bad friend Rudy bad friend Rudy for all behind the scenes Yeah Of bad both bad friends. Maybe tiger belly. Well in bad friends. Um, so juliana is um, obviously

Um, we've already met explainer people who she is right? Yeah, what do you call those george when you're like a silent investor? Oh angel investor Is that what it's called? Yeah. Yeah, that's what juliana is she's she doesn't say a word a peep. Yeah very shy She hates the camera. She hates the mic because she um Um, she she did bad friends last week and you know, andrew sentino. He's uh He's a formidable kind of dark character. Um edgy and um, just but andrew fell in love with juliana Right juliana father daughter way

Please clarify All right, let's uh, we have steve here. Let's uh Let's go to steve lee, huh? What the hell was that he doesn't want to he doesn't want to have fucking sexual penetrations with her That's not what I meant by that. It's bad friends rudies. It's just uh, you know, yeah, where's steve? Are you being were you just kidding or no? No, I admitted him and then uh, should be appearing right now There he is Put your audio on dude

Put your audio on George texas do you think he's do you think he's being serious or he I don't know he sees us anything He's connecting to audio. He's never used it before. Okay. Can you hear me? Yeah Oh What is steve steve? What time did you wake up today? The better question is what time I slept All right, what time did you sleep? 10 a.m

Why why what did you do destiny? I've been watching watching black mirror, baby. Oh, we're good I've been well. No, I've been going through all the old ones since I'm such a big fan. Oh really, which one did you see last night? I saw uh Can we talk about it crocodile? Crocodile is great crocodile. Oh, did you like that one? Yeah, I like it because it covers a lot of so many different types of Like a human behavior like really what happens to people when they get like, you know, it's just one bad choice after another bad Oh, yeah. Yeah, and it comes back to haunter and then she keeps doing she just Yeah, you remember this is this is the rule right steve when you run over a bicyclist

Right, you report it. You put it right away. You don't John Jones it. Yeah Yeah, absolutely. And then I like the one the star trek one that you oh, that was a grill. Yes. Yeah. It's a real good one Oh, that's the captain That's that was such a good one. That was the star trek one. Yeah, the star trek one. Yeah, I also like, um a white christmas Which one was that one? Well, they have that dude, um In um in that log cabin that room where um, oh, we never saw that one. I see that one I know exactly what you're talking about

It has to do with the technology of um that one guy, um Is kind of like not a spy, but he like monitors He helps he he had different job descriptions. Like the first one was he helped the dating the guy going to date You know, he was a part of that system where yeah, I can do that and then um And that kid eventually dies And then the other one was a member of the uh, he traps that one girl's consciousness in it. Okay. Okay. Yeah Yeah Oh, yeah, that was a great one. That was a good one. Yeah. Yeah. I love black mirror. What did you see?

What did you say to me last night? I said, what destiny no last night you said you said did say that What you did say that, um, my brother keeps asking me, um You got your xbox hooked up Yeah, let's get back in space. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get back in space buddy. You weren't quarantine. Yeah, but last night my brother goes Can I come over? I go, oh, no, we're not doing that and my brother goes. I'm the healthiest guy in LA. I'm healthy as an ox Oh, no, I'm strong as an ox. Oh strong. Oh, yeah strong. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Do you want me to turn this other light on so um, am I too dark? Little you're a little dark. You want to go turn it on? Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, go turn it. Oh, okay Okay Now we're just filling some space here. Uh, shut the fuck up. Let's just let my brother turn the light on. All right, george Is he a zp? Yeah, that didn't help. Sorry. This is what you guys get. Yeah, that didn't help. It didn't help, but yeah, yeah I feel we're being on here. I haven't been on here in like two years. I know

Yeah, and have you talked to uh, george yet? Oh george y'all we'll be talking soon We'll get we'll get some coffee soon But you I told you to Steve I told you we'll get to it. We'll get no, but I told I told you to But I told you to call him you never call them. I know I know you know how I am. I'm so Hey, there's no animosity on this end. Hey, I heard the intent, you know, so what's all You know, in a way, yeah

Yeah, there's a tent to do car thing and yeah, yeah, it's squash. It's squash. I have been I've been um getting hit Can I tell you guys about the scam artists that's that've been hitting me up? Yeah, go ahead Oh, I could have been scammed three or four times in the last month Tell me tell us so these well, you know, so um audio boom cut my um cut my Uh advertisements because they said, um, they're the advertisers are more interested in podcasts that Um, consistently get 30 to 50 000 views every episode And mine doesn't fit that format because sometimes like if you guys were on I'd get like over 50 000 views

But sometimes I'll get Joe blow off the street or whatever or this person that person. It's like 4 000 views 8 000 views 12 000 views, but not 30 000 So I lost my through audio boom. I lost my sponsorship. So I've been putting it out there You know out to to get sponsors on my own and boy, have I been oh, I've been like really dealing with sketchy news Crazy why? Well, there's one person said um, it was like some sporting good company Yeah, and he's like, all right. We're gonna yeah, we'll do it and we'll do three mid rolls And I'm like I was getting you know, I was like three getting the information and then they said, uh

when it came to the payments, they're like Oh, they're like they wanted all of my bank of america Like every all the accounting information like the router number and this and that oh my god And then I try to call the number And then it didn't go to anyone. It went to just uh, just in just a number that never picked up Yeah, and then I looked it up. I uh, I googled the number and it was like one of the worst cities like in maryland or something like And then not only that is there I got hit up through my uh, square space

Saying that um your account something's wrong with your account. You need to update your billing and then That was a scam and then they went through my stripe account saying that your bank Uh, your bank account closed down. You need to update it and they're really crafty because The the email looks professional like it's from like bank of america or stripe or Oh, yeah, god. Yeah, so oh my god. Yeah, so I've been dealing with that You know, that's kind of but you obviously you didn't give them no no, you know me out of my dead hands You're gonna have to prime They don't I'm gonna make an announcement tonight. I'm gonna go tell the scammers out of my dead hands

They got one debit card I have you know, good luck. It's like who's it charleston heston did that nra. Oh, yeah, that's What I'm referring to out of my dead hands. Yeah Was it cold dead hands? Yeah out of my cold dead hands. Yeah, yeah Out of that michael moore out documentary. Mm-hmm. Well, he had said that before that. But yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right What else so what else have you been doing stevie webe? Um, because I want to I want to promote I want to promote. Um, so my brother Wrote an ep. Um, because my dad my brother's a musician as well And he wrote an ep about my father. It was you know, that was not not entirely

Um, not every song's about dad, but uh, I know but two out of the three. Maybe yeah Yeah, well then just if it's two out of the three just say it is. Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry But then my brother made a music video And I watched it yesterday twice. Yeah The first time I just watched it because I just needed to just watch it all the way through And then it was kind of like how I watch A good movie like I'll watch it all the way through one time Just see it and then the second time I let it absorb into my body and the second time I saw it

I got kind of emotional and I called my brother And what's the song called? Goodbye balloon. Goodbye balloon. Goodbye balloon and it's on youtube Yeah, it's on my youtube channel. It's on my brother's youtube channel. So um, put goodbye balloon right on the little search It's uh, yeah youtube.com slash stevie webe stevie webe. Yeah, and it really is who shot that video I mean, it's really nicely done. It's good. Craig did it. I don't know. But um, yeah Okay, um, so He did a great job. Yeah, Craig did a really good job. Yeah, what a great guy and then this guy finiso helped with the um With the um all the graph of the edit the effects

You know like he did all of the animation and the effects and everything have been have you been using the ox oculus I gave you Um, yeah, I got Richie's plank. Yeah, so I've been doing that. Is that the one where we get off the elevator? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then I um, I'm gonna I'm about to do uh, um The star wars dark vader a lightsaber. Oh, yeah. Yeah Have you been watching any other things on the oculus? I did check it out. Check one out I know I know what you're referring to Would you check out the porn? I mean, I can't I'd be lying through my teeth, you know

Yeah, I didn't say I did you checked it out. I didn't say I did it. Yeah, I did check I know you didn't do it. I didn't do it either. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much It's too. It's too real And it's too real. Yeah, it's like no, this is I don't know how my girl's gonna feel about this Yeah, so I know you didn't do anything, but you did check it out. We all checked it out Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh. Oh, yeah It is crazy like It's it's pretty believable. Yeah, almost scared like you're in the same room and

You feel like you're not supposed to be in that room Yeah, yeah, yeah, what am I doing in here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and um, it's some lady come have you checked out the japanese one? Like your whisper people can hear you when you do this It's crazy. Yeah, a lot of them. They don't get the right specs, right? But the japanese ones get it's that they have the right specs because some of them they're like giants and you're like, whoa Giant in the room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah, it's it's not healthy though. It's not healthy at all Yeah, it's not healthy. Yeah, so you but I feel like you've been striving And and really surviving well in this quarantine

Yeah, you know, I'm I'm I'm not flourishing but um, I I like to cook for myself So thanks again for the hot plate. Um, yeah, I haven't used it yet. I'm waiting to run down my butane cans But uh, yeah, I have I like to eat I eat the same meal like every day and um, what is it? Well, I rice I have like, um, I found like my favorite kind of rice. Can I show it to you? Can I plug it in? Yeah, go go go get it. Go get the rice Wait, does he have a rice cooker or does he use it? I have no idea how he makes rice. I don't know how he makes the rice He's got a rice cooker. Oh, you got it. Oh, yeah, Nishiki. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's called um Uh, Nishiki. Yeah. Yeah

Oh my god, this is great. This is gold. Do you have a rice cooker, Steve? Oh, yeah, I love it That's good. Um, and I knew I knew corona was serious when I was in the covena area at the asian market and their target there Yeah, and that's the first time in my entire life. I swear to god where I was in target And the whole aisle of bread you couldn't even find a loaf of bread Wow It was just like whoa and then the way people's carts, you know, they were like courting they're like To it like they were just overflowing their carts were overflowing. No water not even one can of soup and it freaked me out I'm like, whoa, this is crazy. Wow. Yeah, it was it was pretty a shocking time when that was happening

You almost felt like it was the end of the world or something Yeah, it was just a wake-up call like, okay, this is different. This is this is the people are reacting differently I don't is this your first pandemic I think so, but I don't like I don't like I don't like the way People are acting now. It's it's almost over. It's too much Like what was racist a little bit. It's not just in my head No, no to explain why why do you think it's well? I was walking Two rounds I had my gloves and my mat, you know

And these people were walked. They're literally like right in front of me these three people and they literally like Like Crossed like oh, oh, there's an agent, you know, there's an agent and they like, you know, they cross right in front of me And then not only that in the in the grocery store another white guy Like I uh, I was behind him like and then he like his reaction was like almost way over the top like You know, like like his reaction was weird, you know, I don't like that. Oh, not only that the lady

Um at the self check out, um, you know, we're checking out at my Ralph's you could do check out yourself Yeah, and I bought red potatoes and this lady Like put up a fuss. She was like she told me, uh, she was like Next time you have to find out you have to find yourself the codes and it's like what like I'm thinking I I don't work You work here. How am I supposed to know the code? I I can't imagine I can't imagine you with a mask and you and you about to snap. Oh my god. You're temper I was this close to snapping like I

I you work here I don't want you. Yeah. Yeah. Why did the customer know the code for the potatoes? Oh my god, I was my my mind was spinning and I was just looking Yeah down and I was like, please just breathe and I was I was close to the Close to what causing a scene like what would a scene look like? I don't work here lady. You should know that. Yeah, I should know that you should know it I'm a consumer

Yeah And she made it seem like I was the bad guy because I didn't know like all the codes for every produce or something It's like weird, you know Do you need anything because you know, we can get stuff delivered off. I'm fine. I've been surviving You know, I got potatoes sausage. I got kimchi. I got you Do you have like a regular you don't have a regular oven deal? I don't need to bake man. I just do you have a toaster oven, Steve? No, I'm good on the toaster. I mean get toaster oven, dude Yeah, you know that you can I'll get you a toaster of it. Yeah

That murray calendars chicken pot pies Okay, I'll get you. I'll get you one. Yeah. Yeah. No, we'll get you a toaster of it. It's not gonna take up a lot of space Okay, I was gonna say because yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you guys been holding up. Okay. What's the deal with it? He just wants to game with you, dude Yeah, really? Go he's been talking about it He's just because destiny Destiny's on a whole I'm talking about when we play it. It's a whole different thing now, man See my problem with dm

My problem is Steve when I played it years ago with you guys that my character was all built up I had all the shiny gear right and I don't know if I want to show up You know on some sort of planet with you guys with all the ghetto gear on I don't have the little mini tool. I don't have the When you when you get the extension pack that you get this thing and it just bumps your light to like where you're close Yeah, but with the gun What about the mini tool? You'll you'll you'll that no one uses that anymore. That's just

What what guns are good at? If the meta now is auto rifles because they bump the uh The damage in the rate of fire. So, you know the service regime the first gun you told me to that was met You know the service regime That's like meta right now. The service regime is like meta Wow that in the hard light. Yeah, so it's it's not like hand cannons. You would fit in perfectly perfectly Yeah, you would do great I don't know

He doesn't even know where his xbox is. I'm trying to find it. Yeah, it's only from like ebay or something or everything's sold out Like even he broke his nintendo switch. Did he tell you I broke my switch What'd you do? I don't know. It just doesn't work and I can't find we can't find one online. I can't play animal crossing I want to play animal crossing Well, what are you gonna do you love that game? Well, what I did was I took um Um stardew valley and I played it on my playstation now Okay, so you are

So are you playing animal crossing or stardew valley stardew valley on my playstation? But he knows about animal crossing. I I bought it. He bought it. Oh, everybody's on that Everybody's on it. Are you want it gilb? I'm about to our our editor is the one that wanted me to get on it Beautiful eyebrows by the way gilbert. You look great gil. You're sure your complexion Is wow the lee brothers are together so much positivity So steve, um, I feel like um There's certain types of people That's that's thrive in quarantine. I just feel like you're one of those kind of because I think you have a lot of dad in you

I get a lot of work done. Is that yeah, but you know how dad was an isolator almost and he kind of like doing things on his own and He was okay being by himself I and not only that dad was frugal in a way that I am Yeah, when we went when I went to visit them and in chandler, arizona when they had the shop off of alma school I remember it was like before And I went to he he lived in this little crappy apartment And I walked in there and there's literally a mattress just one mattress on the ground One one razor a hot plate like he had nothing and I'm like, oh, I'm like that

Yeah, I think mom like mom is more like you are in that sense. Yeah in that sense, you know, you guys like to decorate You know get the nice things Me and dad are like you just need the basic survival needs or whatever Do you miss them? Yeah, I do I do a lot I do and um that song um Because I didn't want to put dad, you know, I know that he was abusive and everything and he was but

We have to take into account that like for the other half of his life He was he chilled out. You know what I mean? Yeah, he wasn't always like You know I'm saying like yeah that guy I mean from maybe from the 70s till 1990 whenever Whenever we graduated, but um, yeah, yeah, I think that I was uh Uh, I was in so much pain. I didn't know what to do like I didn't want to relapse Yeah, so I'm like I just wanted to write and I look look I didn't my intention wasn't to do a EP It was just to write. Yeah, and so I wrote and then I just made a

I tried it was just messing with my sampler. Did you guys really like the song though? No, we I love the song. Yeah, I really do love the song. I thought it came out good. Yeah I thought the video was really touching and yeah, and um, I um, you know, I struggle with it. I you know, there are times where I Miss him incredibly and I can't believe he's gone There are times. Um, you think about mom? Yeah, but she's you know what steve because I I I talked to her um Almost like every day or every other day

I think yeah, she's experiencing something maybe that's similar to what my mom and my sisters felt when my dad died Which was we obviously miss him dearly, but there's a sense of like deep relief and freedom Like from from You know because for my mom it was taking care of like a sick man for for a very long time and then being kind of You know not changed, but that's your obligation and your whole world is Just revolving under that so you put away your own life and your own everything right to take care of somebody

And there is a sense of deep deep like sadness Yeah, like what other what what I think that we all have like we we are ashamed to say also is that even for me Like when my dad died I felt like relieved and like I could Live again Right, right, right, right, but I don't know I can't speak for your mom But that's the sense that I get from her because like she'll text doesn't she text you a lot and she's like I've had a great day I went for a while. Yeah, she texts every day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah So she's liberated in a way like before she was just at home

I think when you and I you and I were so far removed from dad's illness because they lived in Arizona We would visit them once or twice a year. Remember I was out there for six months. So remember I know I remember I was out there like that's why it's like I was there You know when he was doing physical therapy and physical therapy, you know, I'm saying so yeah It was really hard to watch him because in his mind because he was so stubborn Like I remember one time he was uh, he was staying at one of those places. I went at the night shift Yeah, and he goes oh, yeah Oh my god, you know and and then so like I helped him up out of you know, and then I brought him into the bathroom

It was one of those uh handicap bathrooms with the handle the bars And so I was watching a boxing in the other room, and I'm like, I'm like dude. He's been in there for 20 25 minutes So I knocked on the door And then I opened it and he was literally trying to do dips Oh He was he lied. He was trying to exercise It uh in the bathroom and it's like that's one thing my dad had he was like, you know, he He did he couldn't accept the fact that he couldn't walk and you know, I'm saying and he never

He never got to the point where he was okay with that. Yeah, he was like he was more like I'm gonna show you No, no, I'm different and remember. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was a fighter. Yeah. He was just his fighter fighting mentality Yeah Oh my god, that made me so sad. That was hard to watch. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. It's difficult man. Um Yeah, I I miss him incredibly and um You know, this has been For everyone just a weird time. It's you know for me specifically it's been um A shocking a year of you know dad dying relapsing and then this quarantine. It's just been really kind of crazy

Yeah, and there's been great things as well, you know, so um, you know But you know, I honestly I've been thinking about you a lot and I just want you to I know that you you're thinking that you're Strong as an ox And I know that but I just I I worry that I don't want you to go out and think that you can beat I just don't want you to catch this thing I've been very careful, man. I mean, I want you to be mindful and careful and and be aware of you're somebody for actions because We don't leave the house at all. Oh, you don't recommend it Especially this week. This is the week to if you can

Don't go anywhere groceries and medicine because I think it's they expect the next two weeks to be really dicey Oh, I'm good. I'm stocked up. I don't plan on the I don't let you leave anyway Yeah, I don't leave when I really need to like when you know, like I'll go to I'll go to get my nicotine pouches every Two and a half weeks or something. Yeah, let me ask you some do your neighbors. Do you hang out with them or no? No, I don't see anyone dude Even craig even craig. You don't see him. You don't see craig Craig doesn't go and craig only goes to his parents and back home. Yeah, but what if his parents go? You don't know where he's been. No, no, no, he's been very very very very careful

Very if anything craig's the one that got me the legit face mask. I got oxygen. I got an oxygen tank Just you know Got the tank where You're gonna do some scuba diving. Yeah, I got the tank. Yeah craig got me the tank. Yeah Careful, okay that that's a very flammable thing like if it's good. It's good. It's in next to the golden grams. It's fine It's fine. It's okay. Good guess That becomes a full blast torpedo. Oh, I got I got paper towel. I got I'm good. I'm good Sometimes can I can I confess? Yeah. Sometimes I wake up and it's 8 p.m.

Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I wake up because I not only that because I in a sense I love it because It's the excuse. It's like well this coronavirus. I could sleep whenever I want to wake up You were doing that before the quarantine not 8 p.m. Not 8 p.m. Okay. Let me ask you this For let be honest with me. No, have I called you at 6 p.m. And you've been you just woke up And and this is on on on my life. Let me ask you sometimes. Yeah, I have sometimes I love it I love waking up. I love waking up and then taking the earbuds out off out. Yeah, and then I'm like I don't know where I am. I'm like It's dark out. Yeah. Yeah, I love it. I love it. I love it

It's like one of my favorite things in the world. Yeah, I do like kind of sleepy. I love sleeping 12 hours of sleep It's the best Yeah, because before it's like, you know, like You know, I felt bad because you know, I Lonnie's on a normal schedule Um, and it's like I would feel guilty. But now it's like since this quarantine thing and this corona thing. I'm like, well, you know I can't leave anyway. I'm at home. Yeah, I love it. I love it. You can play all the games. Oh, yeah I love it. I'll play till 7 and 8 in the morning. I think that's a good survival strategy. Just full hibernation That's what you're doing hibernation style. Just like wake up defrost yourself in september

Yeah, and not only that I still get my work done. No, like I'm editing. Um, you know what I mean? Yeah, I get to do that because um before I would have to like kind of divide that time You know, sometimes I'd go to walnut, you know for the weekend So I'd have to do certain but now I'm like, oh, I'll just edit it right now Yeah, and I love it. We are before we go you go. What's the what's the mean? We're done already No, no, no I got some conspiracies. I got some conspiracies. I'll go go ahead on the corona. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I want it Don't come here. I want to hear the correct. I got some conspiracies

Careful because they might yank or you might edit this No, they might yank our youtube because they're trying to stop false information from spreading Not not if he says it's a conspiracy though. I don't think okay. Yeah, that's right. George. Is that what what they're trying to do? George, I don't know what they're doing that the youtube's a very volatile these days so No, no, yeah, you're writing a script. Yeah, I'm writing a script. Yeah, and this is what what is it? What is the script about? Thank you? Yeah, it's about the sun

It's about the sun the sun in the sky that sun the sun in the sky. Yeah. Yeah, the rays The rays of a sun, right? Yeah, are called the corona. Okay, just hear me out. I got a whole thing Is this fact? Yeah, it's fact. Look it up corona Corona just means crown in Spanish And it's the yeah, but look at the rays of crown, right? Yeah, but I'm just saying the word corona is just crown in Spanish Crown but then it's also the rays so So what the illuminati are doing

It's it's going to be a new world order I'll create the problem Get a reaction And then present the solution. So the sun the reason why I'm talking about corona Donning of a new day. See the sun rays. Yeah, I think of a new day. Look up the coat of arms Soviet Union flag has a sun what they're wanting to do is they're gonna A universal vaccine on all of us

But what they don't know it's not about the corona virus. Hear me out. Yeah, that's just a cover The corona it's about 5g. So what they're gonna do and I'm gonna say it right now On the tiger belly show. I know but this is your script right that you're writing the script You're a movie script and it's a movie script a fictional Yeah, yeah, yeah sun in the corona. Yeah. Yeah in your movie. What happens? They're gonna force a universal vaccine But yeah, they're not telling you there's gonna be nanites in it technology. That's gonna help be That's gonna work with 5g. So what's happening right now since everyone's quarantine

They're putting all these towers these 5g towers Yeah around the world even in schools and everything And then what elon musk is doing? He's he's uh, having oh, he's a part of it. He's a part of it. Yeah, elon musk He's in the movie. He's in the movie He's in the movie. He's in the movie. I think there's a character. That's yeah What actor do you have who you what actor is going to be playing you that character elon musk character? Think about it steve Uh, maybe daniel day lewis. Okay daniel day lewis great great. You'll probably be able to get him

Or you know, who would be great tom cruise tom you want top cruise? I want tom cruise. Are you on tom cruise? Yeah Yeah, good good put on like maybe got a little bit of face fat little yeah a very good thinking casting. Okay, good tom cruise Everyone musk um, but yeah, so these satellites are gonna they're gonna it's gonna disrupt um Because you know 5g it's gonna it's it's gonna disrupt. It's you know, it's it's not good for the human You know, they're these are electric Uh electromagnetic frequencies. It's you know, it's gonna do horrible horrible things to us humans, you know What is it? What is it gonna do to our do us cause um

Certain cancers they could just mess with our just just um, what's their end game? What is the end game is to basically the the top elites in this in my movie? They they want just the all of the population to uh die out basically become zombies I have a question though So that's my movie. How can they be elite if they're not elite over somebody? Like they're the one percenters and billionaires and they have power because we exist peasants exist Yeah, but in his movie that we're not gonna die. We're gonna be their slaves, right? Yeah, we're gonna be their slaves or

We're just gonna be we're gonna be incapacitated incapacitated. Yeah incapacitated So what do you guys think about my movie? Yeah, well in your movie? I just don't understand your kala has the right point is is that in order for the For the one percenters or the lumenati to or elan musk or elan musk tom cruise to control People's they have to be number one alive and cognitive and walking around and doing things, right? Yeah, it's like the they basically want us to be The people that built the pyramids, you know, yeah, patria didn't build the pyramids. She had

You know, I mean she was the one percenter Yeah, but we're not there. They don't think of us of that anymore in my movie They just want to get they want to kill the human population and and then there's gonna be 10 people on planet earth living It's about control It's it's not about an epidemic or a pandemic or about sickness. It's just about this movie is about control But then steven your movie do all the do does the lumenati or the these one percenters? Do they all get along or are they eventually going to eat each other too? That's a good question. I don't know how to work that part out

That sounds like something Wow, what a great movie elan musk. I mean so tom cruise. Who's gonna play the president? uh If philip seamore hoffman was alive, he would have been Casted in my Yeah, but he's not. Yeah, I know. Um That's a good question Do you have any other people that you wanted in the movie or no? Yeah, maybe like a brother

I was think why don't why was I thinking of tovi mcguire? I don't know. Oh, we'll just leave it at that because that Can I be in the fucking movie? Can I be in the fucking movie? Yeah, yeah For sure for sure. I'll definitely cast you. I can't be in your fucking movie, bro. Principal actor principal actor Yeah, you'll be one of the physicists or a scientist There you go. You'll be in wuhan. You'll be the main guy in wuhan Is he the virologist in wuhan or is he the guy at the wet market selling the pangolin?

I don't know. He's my brother's pretty versatile. I don't know. I'll think about that. Wow He's a versatile actor. Check out the movies that yeah Check it out because you know when I was watching your videos last yesterday. I was thinking Wow, I'm doing something that my brother wouldn't do vice versa. What are you talking about? Well, you never saw any of the movies I've been in Yes, I have the kumar herald in kumar. You saw that movie. Yeah, that was good. Yeah The kimchi part where you all right, so you honestly look at me right now. Yeah, I know I haven't seen the dictator Yeah, yeah

I don't know why I haven't seen a solo either. I just I don't there's yeah, but I'm not in solo fuck face No, I know I know I'll watch the dictator. I'll watch the dictator this week. I swear to god. I will I swear to god Okay, no, okay Okay, I love I love you guys. You know, we know also Like before you go before you go though. Yeah, all right. So let's do the top three When you when this when this pandemic is over. What are the top three restaurants that you and I want to go to together Oh, man, I want to go to um

Oh, definitely parks Parks barbecue For sure um that that deep dish pizza there near culver city I want to go there. I want that deep dish pizza, baby. Oh, you mean I'm pico. Oh, yeah Hollywood For sure 100. Yeah, and then maybe uh Uh, I'm gonna throw stinking rolls or benihana in there. Yeah, baby or larry's, baby

larry's, baby That's spin salad. Whoo Oh, baby Yeah, baby Can I plug a couple more things? Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Thank you. Um, so um, what could really help with me right now Is um, since I lost all my um ad revenue is my patreon So if I could plug on my patreon.com slash stevie weeby Um, not only that stevie weeby bandcamp.com if you guys if they could purchase the whole ep that would help

And maybe just to get more eyes, um on my videos and my uh, the music video. That's all Yeah, what do the fans get if they say subscribe to your patreon steve? They get really, um Hands-on exclusive stuff. I do a diary Well, I still do the diary log every monday and that that um, and then that's like a whole Separate podcast that no one ever gets where I talk about this weird stuff, you know There was one song one song. What would it be steve? Off the ep. Yeah, what's the first song to listen to? Well, the first song is the self titled song called old to my pop side. There's no music video for that

That's a good one. That's the first song I wrote for this ep and then I like the first song the good ball Balloon song and then the last song I like called look to the stars So definitely check those out And yeah Was that an hour? No, we no we already had already done a half an hour. Yeah. Yeah. This is a segment, bro This is a segment. This is not an hour. This is we already did it half an hour. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay You know, so that's what it is right there. Oh to my pops

Yeah, band camp. Please check it out to my brother stuff Thank you. And then when you and when this thing is over, then you'll be a guest you're we're not having guests This is just little people popping in. Okay. Okay. So don't take it personally I was like, oh, okay. I thought I'm like, oh man, they're cutting me out. No, no, no, we would never do that to you. My friend You need to we knew you needed to plug your stuff. So yeah, thank you so much. I appreciate that. Yeah, of course Okay, and then I love I love you guys if you're on destiny, you'll So, you know what I did last night I fantasize I fantasize that you're already on there. So I like sending messages

Oh All right. This is so sad You know what I'm going to do today Because I'm going to go to the garage I'm going to go to the garage and I'm going to do a real search For my xbox and if I can't find it this time around I am going to go buy one online Okay, okay

Let me I had to get the permission from Call I love I will only go two hours a night. We're not going to do raids. We'll do maybe a couple games of PvP We'll do the nightfall and that's it. We'll do the nightfall and like two or three games of PvP and that's Yeah, but then you're going to be in that big group of people again. No, no, it's just going to be me and bob Everyone's playing warzone, but when it got to like the point of like screaming over each other No, we'll be calm Everyone's playing warzone. I'm I'm on private you people don't even know I'm online. I'm like oh So, but I'll just text bob. Hey, I have to be honest with you though last I was in three months ago

I was in Chicago and um Arrow what was the arrow there? Yeah, so I was So I was I was I did a meet and greet and there was a gigantic line and there was this guy just staring at me danny Yeah, arrow. Yeah. Yeah, and he just kept staring at me. Yeah, and I when I when he came up to me with his cousin What was his cousin's name? Omni. Omni. Yeah They came out to me and I took a photo with them. I almost burst into tears Oh, yeah, because we've been playing years. I know there was it was like a long

Don't play with him. I just it was like a long lost space friend. Oh, yeah Yeah, and I kind of sort of trembling go there. I know and I hugged it danny waiting for you He goes we're we're waiting for you We're all waiting for you. It's just you and I it's just you and I Bob Dude, I met those guys in Chicago. Yeah, they're good. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you did. They're good dudes. They're good They're super nice. You know, he offered to send me a deep dish pizza from Chicago. That's how good of a dude this guy is Yeah, he's a good dude. What's your address? I'm sending you the like I'm like, I don't have to But that's what I was saying Steve. I have you I have deep dish pizzas

He has like 16. I have 16 pizzas in my fucking freeze from Luma Lotties So that's why I'm telling you to get an oven and to get a freezer Because juliana juliana every other day. We have pizza day. Oh, you know what we can do though, Steve Sausage pepperoni all that shit, you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna make one for you And then I'm going to drop it off at your sidewalk and then you just have to run there and get it. Hallelujah Yeah, but he has to heat it. You have a microwave. We'll heat it even if it's kind of lukewarm. You're fine with that, right? Yeah, yeah, I'm good. We'll just make it, babe. Yeah, we'll make a pizza for you. We'll drive it over

Oh, I appreciate that. That would make my day. Oh god, that pizza is so good. The how I know we've been eating. I've been eating it every other day, baby And this and juliana I swear to fucking god and this is the truth. Okay. Yeah, we're at a dude right now Every other day, I knock on her door and I whisper hey juliana She goes what and I go It's pizza day Oh my god, and she looks at me with such ungratitude It was and the other day, you know what she said I go I go. Yeah, I go I go the other day I go

That's like gold. I know I bought it. I cooked a pizza and she goes I'm gonna eat something else uncle tito Oh Uncle tito, I'm gonna I couldn't even eat the fucking pizza is gold. I know but she's ungrat grateful. It's I have a teenager fucking punky bruster over here, baby Those are the flavors. Those flavors. Yeah ungrateful fucking little idiot Yeah

Anyway, steve stay safe. I love you and um take care. Okay. Okay. Well, when is this coming up? Tonight The the audio tomorrow and then um thursday for the video. Yeah, okay. We'll do we'll do everyone listening right now Please support my brother. My brother's such a talented little funny guy. I could use the help right now He can use the help right now. Okay. All right. I love you steve. I love you guys. Thank you. Bye Steve oh, man, I miss him. Oh, I miss him. Is he just gonna stay here, buddy? Yeah, get the fuck out here I miss you buddy

Oh God, oh, man. Yeah, that was nice. That's nice. You know, it's also nice that you and uh, you know I mean, my here's my hope this will never happen But the the reunion between george and my brother it will happen. It'll happen, but they've already seen it No, no, no, no a business reunion No, no, no, I think you should keep that separate for a true friendship to happen I think you should separate business and no, I think it's gonna happen again, right? Right? Yeah, I can feel it because my brother needs help

I know and we've been trying to help him, you know, we my brother is a talented odd very specific kind of uh, you know of an eccentric personality he's he He would be great on other people's podcasts as a guest. He's just something I have a we taught you and I talked about this in Hawaii Yeah, I think While steve is really Talented on his podcast I think he shines when there's another person to bounce off of not a guest

But someone who who's more antagonistic and who really kind of like um, like either a davito or a bobby That's when to me steve was the funniest Yeah, when he feels like backed into a corner or like you ask him questions you prompt him We needed an abrasive here's in anyone listening right now if you have any suggestions We need um, somebody to team up with my brother whether it be a woman or a guy Somebody a little abrasive You know me or or just a little it just has a polar opposite kind of a personality than my brother. I think that would be Really fun to listen to yeah abrasive though, but not abrasive, but somebody that's like a little bit more. Um, aggressive

Aggressive is what the word is. Yeah. Um Gil do you want to introduce this next segment then? Uh, all right, so what's on the next segment we're doing is hundubama mom So i'm gonna pull up george. Do you want to send me your photo? We remind people what hundumana is first. You're the best at explaining it. You created it. You're the creator this next segment Is reserved for solo episodes. Mm-hmm, but we're doing one today since it's a special uh

Quarantine day And it's called hundumana We're gonna pull up a picture of One of us Who has it though? We'll see all right who is who does have it actually You have it right is it me or is it george? There's couple of the group text. It is not going to come up over there i'll put it um No, no, we uh, we need your reaction gills. We'll pop it up in the final video

Yeah, okay There's okay, so oh there's george just sent it to us Where's the photo? Oh my god George what where when oh my god This was i think uh junior year of high school Oh my god, I just spent like the summer in france because my dad thought I should learn french

Yeah, and I showed up to picture day yep, and A polo from my parents nursery. Yeah, and hair like that Just well the hair obviously that's not gel. That's fucking human cum. I was about to say that's from Um, well, I was like you that's uh there's something about mary. You know that whole scene the cum. That's what yeah the cum scene That's exactly what's in the hair The face is incel 2020. I mean, no, no, I think it's the opposite

incel 2020 When film was expensive and you didn't get an extra shot like this was like the getting ready to smile You know you say incel 2020 because you know how sweet george is but if I were to just look at this picture this screams country club 1987 bully What? Yeah, no, no, no, no If you didn't know he was a sweet boy at all

If you didn't know george was george to me just on picture alone this okay this right here There's no year. He has money. This is all time In the caveman days. They'd be like incel right right in in in The industrial revolution people working in the factories. Don't talk to him. He's an incel. I mean it goes on and on This is universally incel. I don't think I disagree

You would have fucked him. No, I just he looks like a bully. He looks like a rich boy bully to me Oh really like a greaser Not a greaser. Oh Your idea of greaser is so different from mine. We should really like yeah My idea from greaser is the only idea which is from no not from grease But yeah from grease but more of the outsiders the outsiders Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, but see like the greasers that at least I hung out with in high school like the mexican greasers They're really like coiffed hair. Yeah, they wore a lot of black

They we listened to um more see a lot And the smiths a lot We'd go to magic mountain and we do like the bungee jump And we'd all like you know, but they were the cool kids with a with a good taste in music Yeah, I like mexican greasers and mexican Rockers, you know the heavy meddlers and I also love um Blacks skateboarders. I don't know why Yeah, you know, I did there's certain looks that I like if I was like an ethnic a different ethnicity

Yeah, if I was a skinny black guy, I would definitely be a skater And I would wear like, you know brim glasses and like skinny jeans Yeah Wow, if I was mexican, I would grow my hair out and I'd be like a Kind of a mars volta mexican Oh, I love mars volta. I love mars volta el paso tec mexicans God, they're my favorite. You just earned points there. So, um You know, how long after that photo was taken? Uh, when you lost your virginity

Uh, it was a bit past then. Yeah, that was uh, give me a year in years. How many years since that photo? Did you lose your virginity? Let's not talk years. You know, let's uh, when did you lose your virginity? Marigal you oh, yeah What did you lose your virginity? I'll tell you when I lost mine 17. I'll tell you when wait when 17 Oh, I think it's seventh grade. I was like, oh my god 17. When did you lose your virginity? Be honest, george Oh, okay. Is this honest hour? Oh man. Yeah, it's honest hour Uh, 26, uh to my argentinian girlfriend I was religious for like very religious growing up. So I didn't uh, I was married to jesus for a while

He was married to jesus, baby. Don't shame him I was sneezing Jesus let him go to pussy town. I'm gonna defend you george and i'm gonna say, you know, so you were 20 Jessica simpson didn't lose her virginity But it did but the next person that she slept with called her sexual napalm Which means that she was no matter it didn't it doesn't matter when you lose it I know a girl that lost it at 32. I know my friend. I know a couple people at 30. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm not making I'm not Yeah for religious purposes. No marriage. I don't know why

Fuck imagine if I waited till marriage it'd be a virgin still no But you're only 24 Yeah, so you were 26 george when you lost your virginity Had to fly all the way to south america for it too Wow, so now where it was it was a girlfriend or was a prostitute? No girlfriend. So uh, okay And now coli was laughing. I have I've lost by one defender No, I went to argentina first year college to learn spanish

And then uh, I had a girlfriend like, you know, it takes a while to learn a language enough to like hit on somebody So finally by the last month, I got a girlfriend and then she was like, you know three weeks Two weeks into it. She was like, you're gonna leave soon. I don't think this is gonna work. So then uh Six years uh Six years later. I went back And stayed uh lived with her for three months So then when you had sex did you wear a condom? Yes

Okay, did it feel good? Yeah Yeah We you I mean, I can't imagine how would you like Get it. I mean, do you power fucking or I feel like I feel like you power fucker. He's not you. Yeah I'm a rabbit. Yeah. Yeah, but I feel like George like, you know, he flows with the body like this. Do you do that? Well, not the first time I mean come on it's uh, your first time is always a little bit of a disappointment You're like you've been waiting for this for so long and then you look like how many pumps did you do?

uh Probably about four I think that was a four pumps. You were done pop Yeah, yeah, I bet you money like you can It's time my propeller caught. I bet you money once it went into the hole. You're like, I'm gonna come Is that what it was?

No, it was two more pumps after that like wow, this is finally happened. Yeah. Yeah, so much imagery It's so much the worst thing is when you're having sex is um um Where you you're you're like, I think I'm gonna come and it's it's so early on So then you do everything you can not to so you start thinking about weird things What do you ever do that? What do you what do you think about in your head when you're about to come? Right so that you don't come I just stare at the ceiling

Don't think of anything. Don't think of anything. Don't think of anything. Yeah. Yeah, you look autistic while you fuck. Yeah. Yeah Uh Yeah, what about you gill Dude, what do I think about? Yeah, I think I had the opposite problem because I think I was so nervous I sometimes don't come I would have to do it after oh, you're the worst But but here's the thing guys that don't come No, but I think part of it was because of uh, I think I had was watching way too much porn Ah

So I that was a bad negative for me. Yeah, it was it was bad actually was embarrassing. Yeah, that would be um Um, uh deal breaker for me in a relationship Yeah, I mean it's kind of sucks to say but yeah, like if somebody like not I'm not saying you gilb Obviously, this isn't you but if you like prided yourself in being somebody who like lasts long, that's a deal breaker for me No, I was like this is terrifying because it wasn't even hearts of times because I was like, oh my god I'm thinking like it's the porn. I knew it was the porn. That's when I knew I had an issue. Yeah. Yeah, that's an issue Yeah, so like no one wants to ask about female orgasms. That doesn't work Oh, we've heard your stories only fucking dick in this room because I think that it's different. I think

That's different because ours is better. No, because you guys can come simul like do several difference That's not true. A lot of women actually like a really big percentage, especially when they're still trying to figure out like sex in their body Yeah, very very difficult time Um, having an orgasm because for women, it's very mental. Yeah, that's why I've had women where I just can't get there right now Yeah, and you and then I've already like I have the comb on my fucking belly and my on my thighs and I'm looking at them going What? You know, it kind of feels like oh, I didn't do my job. Yeah, but I've done I've been in situations that a lot, you know where it's like

Oh, fuck. I fucked up or whatever. But women are complex in that way. But guys though You know, we can come instantaneously I could stick my dick in a fucking You know brick But you know in a wall and You can just smash it. I could smash it with a brick and and I can come, you know Jesus if the thought is right, but I you know what I think about when I'm about to come is I think of you know I always think about my mom first

Wait, hold on. Huh? When you want to stop from coming. Yeah, when I stop I Always think of when I see my mom's face that takes me out of it Right, just say right or then if that doesn't work I get scared when that doesn't work. I like oh my mom I'm thinking about mom and I'm still you know, I mean, I think I'm still about to come, you know So then I so then I think about like those in Vietnam those monks And ones that light themselves up. Yeah, those months at like the Ken Burns documentary. Yeah, and then if that doesn't work

I get scared like I'm still gonna come. I'm thinking about burning monks, right? And then you sure you can yeah, and then I just start thinking about like just feces. Oh, whatever I can You know what I mean? Yeah, like yeah feces and you come for sure. Yeah, then I come Yeah, and it's it's bad Um, we're gonna do um Gilb. Do we have an unhelpful advice this week? Yeah. Yes, let's do it Unhopeful advice with bobby and kalilah Hi, I'm stacey and I'm an attic. I don't want to blame this completely on bobby But after him talked so much about the game

I decided to download it and she's talking about stardew value uh stardew valley and try it for myself I've been playing on my phone for hours on end now that I have a bad headache and eye pain I've made the painful decision to start over on my computer for the bigger screen Though I am sad. I think will be better as I can't take my computer to the bathroom with me And I will have two hands free for me to pet my dog Uh, how do I deal with this addiction? It's kind of taken over my life Oh, she's playing stardew valley. She's addicted like literally where it's all she's doing Taking to the bathroom taking you in the table. It's a great time to have a video game addiction. I think also stardew valley is um

You know, I think there was a description about the game I'm from the from the company that made it a concern get great saying it's an um Open-ended farming simulation rpg, right? But it's not open-ended. There is an end In my head as soon as there's nothing as soon as the game where you think to yourself There's nothing else to get or do It's the end and to me the ending is the golden clock You haven't gotten there yet with this character

I'm three million dollars away from the golden clock and I have seven million or whatever And the golden clock is 10 million. I got when once you buy all the expensive stuff like the um, there's the I think these obelisks these towers that you can get there are a million apiece once you get um the golden clock and um I think at the end then you Eventually what happens is there's nothing else to buy You buy the return homes specter, you know, and then at the end of the day

But it's funny because you start the game with five hundred dollars And that's what's great about the game is you have five hundred dollars and you only get a handful of seeds And you have this fucking farmland that's like invest in infested with trees and rocks And it's just a lot of work to be done and you get overwhelmed but eventually what happens after season after you get all the um um bundles done with and um you get all the um recipes And all your house upgraded is eventually your your farm is so big And it works so like a machine like you just have your schedules, you know when the diamonds are ready

You know when the wine is ready, you know What you've you know the um ancient fruit, you know, I mean is being you know picked by your um Juno mose and um Eventually you start going. Oh my god. I have three million dollars. Oh my god. I have five million Oh my god. I just bought everything that I could buy And there's nothing else to buy and now I just have millions of dollars and nothing to buy That's the end and then that's you're not gonna want to do it after that

But let's say that you know compared to you like it's really a hindrance in her life Like if she doesn't even want to like walk her dog or like no do her finish Finish before you get back to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah obligations and responsibilities Because it's it's one of those games where it's it's not as if it goes real time You can push pause and then like live your life. That's what I do right now I know exactly where I'm at what I'm doing in my game I know exactly season your season crow. You've been doing this for four years three years straight Yeah, it's it's the worst game for people with OCD. It's the worst game with people that like to grind and do monotonous things

It's like It's just constant the same thing over and over and over and I don't know what it is about that that I'm addicted to that The repetition of it and I need to therapy about it. I I need to talk about it But we have therapy in six minutes. So we gotta go Yeah, let's close it up. All right. I love you guys. Um, take care. Stay safe. We'll see you next week. Um tiger belly fans I love you guys so much. Okay, so be safe by us through this. Yeah. Thank you so much Love you guys. Bye. Oh wait. Hey guys. So I've um, I've recently found this Factory in downtown LA. So it's local. It's it's they're usually a fine art printing company. Um, that has rejiggered their factory into

making personal protective equipment for frontliners grocery workers health care workers, etc And um, I really really Urge you or I want you to consider Donating to this company as well as similar companies that are making a lot of this protective equipment for our frontliners This particular one is called If you their Instagram handle is pov dot evolving And um, there is a link to

A link on there to donate Um, it would mean so much to me and I think that it's a really necessary thing to um Kind of uh support right now So if you could do that, I'd really appreciate it again. That's um, their Instagram handle is at pov dot evolving And uh, thank you so much in advance Me walking down the street being so good to me Hey guys, I hope you enjoyed that song. That is me and my friends walking down the street a bobby league classic Uh, that was the marty b music rendition if you haven't heard that song yet

Yet missing out make sure you go to youtube and go to marty b music and uh, listen to the song support it It's a wonderful song, especially in times like this. We also want to Thank you guys for sticking with us uh during this time and listening to our podcast Um, I hope you enjoy it. I hope you enjoy it. I know it's not sometimes the best video quality as you can see right now Or sometimes the audio might be wonky, but we're working out the kinks. So thank you for being on this ride with us Uh, if you want to email us any questions, you can do that and send the questions to uh advice unhelpful at gmail.com Uh, and once again, we are still doing our meme contest. So basically, um

We want you to make a meme hashtag at tiger belly post it on twitter or instagram And have it be about uh this week's episode. So today's episode finds something that was really funny Something that you liked something that was kind of out there or a bobby ism or a slept kingdom ism uh and turn it into Meme and you have a chance to win something that mr. George kimmel and the family will send you Once again, I am gilbets. Uh, you can follow koala come decay all things bobby lee and bobby lee live All things george kimmel and george underscore kimmel Follow us on instagram at tiger belly on twitter at the tiger belly and guys. We love you. See you next week also So

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