TigerBelly - Ep 243: Cave Movies

Episode Date: April 29, 2020

Bobby is offended by Big Ed's big diss. Khalyla's first love was Puerto Rican Gary. We talk metallic hymen, unwarranted confidence, heartbreak lists, and frozen octopus. This week's welfare check is with Gabby who will be sparring with Bobby after the quarantine.  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TigerBelly Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. Hello, hello, welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly. I'm your, I'm your host, Bubba Lai. And we've got Vladimir Zhushchenkich, correspondence from Russia. Popov-Shmermov. Yeah, yeah, what the fuck, that look. There's just two different vodka's, but Popov much cheaper. Both from Russia, I know.

Both from potatoes. Yeah, we got fancy, fancy over there. Wow, I like your Vandana, bro. I gave that to him. You did? Hello, thank you, Captain. I love it a lot too. Yeah.

We've got Kalyla, my girlfriend and co-host, beautiful as ever. And we've got me, one of the, one of the ones. I'm one of the ones, guys. I like to start off by saying that Big Ed, go fuck yourself, my friend. What happened? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, so, hello, hello. Hello, Big Ed.

So what happened was, so I'm a big fan of 90 Day Fianzo. And before the 90 days, and there's this gentleman by the name of Big Ed that's on it. And he's on it with someone that closely resembles somebody that we know, Juliana. And in fact, if that doesn't work out, I'm going to try to pimp out Juliana. Oh. She's the perfect age. That's great. You're a matchmaker.

She's the perfect age. I haven't even had a debu. What's a debu? A debu is like a catillion when you turn 18. It's like a quinceanera, but then it's, you don't have it until you're 18. And then in the Filipino culture, you have 18 roses and 18 candles, right? Look at her, she's so angry. And at your birthday party?

Are you going to throw one for her? No, no, no. She already turned 18. But you have 18 candles and 18 roses. 18 guys you have to dance with and 18 girls that are part of your like, catillion party. You're coming out party. Don't get me wrong. I'm not Ed.

The contract that we have with Ed and Juliana is there's going to be no sex. She's going to stay a virgin for the rest of her life. Okay. Don't shave your legs, Jules. Yeah. In fact, I've created a metallic hymen workshop. Yeah. Yeah.

So I've been constructing. I have a little workshop. I have a little metallic hymen that I go over her over her other hymen. Yeah. Right. So that it just, no one's going to penetrate it. The only one that could is Colossus, maybe from X max. Great ride on six flags.

Yeah. It's a great ride on six flags. But yeah, there's no fuck. But see, here's what happened with Ed began. So I guess I've been making fun of him, you know, saying that he has no neck and that he looks like a candle melting or whatnot. And I think that, you know, I started the, I started the war. I drew first blood.

I drew first blood. And then he said, I guess this is what I get from other Tiger belly fans that one of, in one of his Instagram lives, he said that Kalyla was too hot for me. Whoa. Low blow DVDs. From him. From Ed. Yeah.

Yeah. From Ed. I know. I know. And then when she told me that I wasn't a depression for her. How long, babe? I was pondering it for a couple hours, going, this fucking guy, I'm going to bring him down. I'm going to destroy him or whatever, you know, what goes through my mind.

Extort him for what? No, destroy him. I mean, not extort him. Destroy him. You know, I was like, in my mind, I was like, I was going to set him up with like this fucking virgin girl that I have living in my house and stuff and whatnot. But like now I'm like, it's terrible. I know.

But you, you mind your own business. Okay. So, and, but then in my head, I'm like, oh, well, I'm going to take that away from him. You know, but, um, but then I realized that I drew first blood. I called him a melting man. I called him a thick neck guy. He called him no neck necklace necklace. And then, um, he, so I started that.

So, you know what? Let's, you know, let's call it truce. You know, I started the war. I was still love Ed on tiger belly. That'd be nice. No, I'm team Rose Marie. How are you? I am too.

We're team Rose Marie in this house. No, because she, I guess did a Instagram live or she said something where. Oh yeah, I saw that. She said something along the lines of like, he did this like solely for TV purposes. He's a liar. Like he never like don't, don't believe what he says. Like when he's allegedly like spent money on her. She's like, he bought me bra and punty and that's all.

That's what she said. And then so I'm standing Rose Marie. Also, she let that guy inside of her. That's so sad. You know what I mean? What if his, what if his dick is like his neck? What does no stem? It's just, it's just like balls and then just the head.

That would be so weird. So an actual litter, a literal clit. And when it gets hard, just the head gets bigger. No, Gilby's saying that the balls are attached to the dick so that upon entry, the balls go in as well. It probably looks like a mushroom. Don't all penises look like mushrooms? Yeah.

But the stem, like not even just a regular, what is it? Portobello or? Portobello is very big and wide. Yeah. Yeah. But not too much of a stem though. Yeah. No stem.

Portobello. I think you're talking about oyster mushrooms. Yeah. Mine is like that. You know those little Japanese mushrooms? Which ones? Oh. The thin ones that you put in.

Yeah. That's what mine did. Yeah. No keys. Yeah. A little no keys. Oh, all right. I should just flatten.

Maybe I'll upgrade. Dangling. Upgrade my dick. So also, I'm very sad right now because of the fact that I'm on, I think I'm on my last mission on the Witcher 3. You know, I've been playing this game for a couple of weeks all day. I know George, you're interested. RPGs.

Yeah. Yeah. But I really love the game. I never played it before. And I've upgraded all my, I have all the Witcher gear. I've, I've, I've a grandmaster, earthen armor, grandmaster, woven armor, grandmaster, cat school armor. I have, I've gone to every single question mark on the fucking maps.

I've done every mission. And I have the greatest swords that you could possibly have in the game. And I'm on my last mission. It's very sad. It's a very good game. I just, I, I'm at the Isle of Mists. And I found Siri and, and those 12 dwarves. And I'm bringing her back to Kermorton for the big hunt.

And so it's very sad. There's a Siri. She's, you know, on the show, you know, I saw all the Witcher show, the show on Netflix. How do you spell her name? C-I-R-I. Oh, it's not Siri's choice. Siri.

So Siri is in the show, but she's also in the game. And she's a focal point, point of the game. She's a, but you play as obviously the Witcher, you know? And then Yennefer, you know, she's great, but it's a great game. If you're never, if you like RPGs, it's a really, really good game. It's 2015. I know I'm probably late. I'm late to the game.

I'm late to the game, but I'm really sad. So I need Tiger Belly fans to tell me what games to play. I'm a big, I like Skyrim. I like Witcher. I like things that I can explore caves and open up chests and upgrade. And I love all that kind of stuff. Okay. And so Gilbert, you're getting the game as well, right?

I'm going to get it. Yep. Yeah. She'll be coming this week. So hopefully, you know, you'll, you know, do all the little things in it like I did. You will you? I'll try. I tried doing it for Red Dead.

That was very hard. Did you finish it? Every big, every, I finished it. The story was great. Yeah. I cried during that. That was great. But to catch every single like Bear Pelt, like what you did.

Yeah. That is so time consuming. It's so time consuming. Yeah. I get, I get, yeah. I get why Colada loved it so much. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Rudy, do you want to come get the cat, please?

Yeah, Rudy, get the fucking cat. Oh, everyone gets a bag, Rudy. So here's another thing is that last night, what we've been doing in quarantine is we've been, we've been watching a lot of things. And last night, you know, we made little jewels here, watched the movie, The Arrival. And I don't know if you've ever seen the movie, The Arrival, but I believe that it's up there with 2001 Space Odyssey. It's up there with the original Blade Runner.

It's up there. It's a classic sci-fi masterpiece. The masterpiece. It's great. Have you seen it? Oh yeah. I loved it. Yeah.

Have you seen it? Vladimir? Vladimir, you've never seen The Arrival? No. Oh my God, it is so fucking good. Come on, Vladi. And the reason why I watched it again last night was because our friend Kevin Christie, who's a comic actor, he's an artist.

You know, he's the one that designed the first album cover of the Kings of Leon album cover. Kevin Christie, that's his, he did the artwork. And he's somebody I trust, him and I are trying to work on a special together. And he saw, he said, I've, that's all I've been watching. He goes, I watched it seven times in a row. And so then I kind of went, oh yeah, that movie was amazing, right? And so we saw it again last night. And Jules didn't understand it, but she was confused.

Her island eyes were like, I don't know nothing. She understood it just fine. And she loved it. Yeah, but there's a point in the movie where it gets really emotional. And in the dark, Kalayla and I looked at each other and we were both crying. Like we did in the movie theater. In the movie theater, we were holding crying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it was just such a revelation. Because throughout the whole movie, you think one thing. Don't give it away. Don't give it away. And then it turns out to be another. Yeah. It's just at that moment when you realize it's something else. It's when the tears start well.

If you haven't seen the movie, the pacing is good. It's shot well. The music. The sound design and the music is exceptional. But character design in terms of alien, spacecraft, all that kind of stuff is so original. And so great and creative. I remember thinking after I watched it a couple of years ago that I would never ever eat octopus or squid again. Yeah.

Yeah. But then I had already stopped eating octopus and squid before that. Yeah. Remember that one time we ate? So there's this restaurant on Fairfax. This is after, remember that where restaurant we went to and we ordered octopus and it was frozen. Oh, it was like frozen octopus. No, it was, it was on Fairfax.

I think they're closed now. Yeah, they should be closed. It was the worst restaurant we've ever been to. And all of LA. So when I ordered it, he kind of went, he, the waiter was like, we have that? Oh my gosh. Like that was his reaction. I like, yeah, we'll have this octopus.

And he was like, what? And he looked at the menu and goes, oh, yeah, we do have that, right? Which means that's a bad sign, which means that they have to go and find it. No, that's because you, you ordered, you said, can I have octopus? And in the menu, it said pulpo, which is Spanish. He should know what fucking pulpo is, man. He had to look it up on Google. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then when it came, it was frozen solid. Like they didn't like, when they went into the middle of it, it was all ice. They said, ah, fuck it. Yeah, fuck it. You know what I mean? So it was really terrible. What do you think the guy, his, his thought process while he was preparing this dead frozen octopus in the back?

I don't know. You know, it's like, I love bad service. Like remember, like there's this restaurant called. BCD. BCD, right? BCD Tofu House? Yeah, there's one. The place itself we love, but there was just one server.

There's this one server who, when he gave us the plate, he threw it like a frisbee. And it was a bad bowl of sonobu. And it hit against the table. You know what I mean? It splattered. It splattered all over the place. And then he just looked at it, right? Like with really mean eyes, just say sorry or nothing.

And he just kind of walked away. And I started laughing because I'm like, that guy right there is going to get a really good tip. Yeah. And so we, Bobby left him like a $50 tip with a, I love you. I always do that. When the service is really bad, I always leave really good tips so that the next time I go in there, that they're a little nicer. It doesn't work.

It doesn't work ever. You just lose a lot of money. Okay. Because my brother and I, I think drove by it. We would drive by it just to see if he's working. Yeah. Yeah. Because we would look through the window.

He's there. There he is. You know what I mean? And then we wouldn't eat there. We were so afraid of him. We thought that he was going to take a knife and just like, and just collectively is just like stab us. Stab us as a family.

There's another place where my brother and I love really shit. So do you talk about this, the fish cakes? No. Oh yeah. The mall. The mall. I already said talked about that before. You can talk about it again though.

Yeah. The food court. Yeah. There was this coffee shop in a Korean mall and my brother and I, you know, on the menu they had like these, they're not fish cakes. What they are is a dessert where it's like red bean and then they cook like a breading around it. Right.

It's a dessert, but you can tell that they don't, you really use it. No one ever odors it, but my brother and I didn't know any brother. So we were like, yeah, can we have that? And you can tell that they were angry that we even ordered it and then you can tell that they were like going back and trying to find the batter and, you know what I mean? And arguing back there, like, how do it just even work, you know? And then it took them 30 minutes to even fucking make the shit. And then when it came, and you can tell when they were making it, they were in a really

bad mood and they were like, it was almost as if they're like, we don't ever want to make this again. We're going to take this off the menu. And so we grabbed it, my brother, I get grabbed that we were laughing. We sat there, we took a bite, it was unedible. And him and I looked at each other and said, let's order it again. So we went back and we go, can we order that again? And so we paid the money and then you could see them back there and then him and I, we

just left. Left. Yeah. We just fucking left the fucking place. And we do that all the time. There was a Wendy's in Koreatown where we ordered a Frosty and she just wasn't in a bad mood. And so when she gave it to us, I just threw it away and I just ordered another one.

So I just love, because it's like fucking do your job, have joy, do your fucking job, have joy. Job. But if your job is not joy. Yes. And I love making people suffer when they're like being rude. Yeah. That's all.

I'm just trying to teach lessons, baby. That's not very around us of you. Radical acceptance. That's true. But so I want to go back to the arrival, though, is so, you know, this I'm just Juliana that's living with us. She hasn't seen any because she's from the Philippines, so she hasn't seen any of the classics.

We're not fucking savages back home. We watch movies. I know, but they watch like their number one movie is probably son-in-law. Avengers. No. Yeah. Here's a problem. Avengers.

Southern law. Biodome. Biodome. Right. Twice. Twice. Yeah. You're really making fun of my movie choices.

Yeah. So we made a list. Oh, those are yours. We were arguing last night about what movie should should be absolutely required for her to watch. So required reading, required watching. And Bobby had, he was like Casablanca. I didn't say Casablanca, no, I didn't say Casablanca.

I didn't say Casablanca because their argument is this. I hate when people have this argument to go, well, we're younger. You know, we don't, you know, it's like, we don't, that's not our generation of film. It's like, when I graduated from high school, you think that taxi driver is my generation? No. But like me and my friends in high school, we would go to blockbuster and we would get every Scorsese movie we could in the seventies. I saw Mean Streets as a kid.

I saw a taxi driver. I saw Raging Bull as a kid. How did you watch them? Blockbuster. Oh, through blockbuster. Video. We would, there was a, you know, in Rancho Bernardo, we had a blockbuster there. We would drive there and we would rent them.

I have a point to make. Go ahead. You do realize that up until four years ago, Juliana and her family were living a very difficult life. Essentially, would you say Jules basically in like the slums? Yeah. Was that something you're embarrassed about? No.

No. So it was a one bedroom with like 10 people. Everyone slept on the floor. They were really, you know, they didn't have access to things like that. And if you did watch a movie, you would have to go to, what's that place where you get the bootleg in, not in the Mercado, there was another place. Anyways, you would have to get like all the bootleg versions of everything. So like, you know, and you don't have money to go to the movie.

Theaters because that's a very big luxury, isn't it, Jules? So finally, when her mom became, you know, when her mom opened up a business and her dad became a judge, they all of a sudden came up and have this great home and now they can go to the movie theaters, but that wasn't until like four years ago. So so much of her life didn't have those luxuries like blockbuster. Has she seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Have you seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? If somebody grew up in a cave, if somebody grew up in a cave, right?

And they came out, they still knew English, right? They knew some, the language, they knew what films were, but they'd never seen it because they grew up in a cave, right? The first fucking movie I'm going to show them isn't Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, right? Yeah. What's the first movie you showed? Have you seen a bicycle? Have you seen a bicycle?

Have you seen a bicycle? Have you seen a bicycle? Have you seen a bicycle? Have you seen a bicycle? Have you seen a movie you showed them? Dude, if a person comes out of a cave, he's been trapped there for like 40 years, what's the movie? Don't say the gods must be crazy.

That's not allowed. I mean if they've never knew what a movie was, then I would have to go. I mean, because then they wouldn't know anything about history then. Do they know about history and are they, like? Birth in a cave. No, they were birth in a cave for 40 years. Oh. Alright.

So they're kind of like Farrell. Farrell, yes. The movie I think we would introduce them to foods. No, no, no pick a movie Bobby You can't just switch from movies No, but I'm saying if you grew up in a fucking cave, they don't know what a circle is I don't do the English language. No, you have to give them a movie no matter what what is the movie? Oh, give them a sense of like reality kind of how the world works. I Say you fuck with them and just give them a rival

What I think the movie that I would probably Because it would teach them a little bit about history, but also it's kind of creative well done probably forest gump. Oh Yeah, oh, maybe maybe you can relate to him. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, but then they then again They don't know and they don't have no reference because they're from a cave So you don't know what the Vietnam war wars. They don't know, you know, they don't know that you know The forest gump is using real life footage, but like kind of changing history a little bit You know, I mean and putting force gump in those situations. So you would have to explain all that fucking bullshit to that person I I have a sense like a thematic threat of humanity. I would probably give them toy story

Very an animation guild. They don't know They would freak the fuck they don't know colors. They think that they're like That's sorcery. It's sorcery. You can't do anything super CGI has to be real life like naked gun Naked gun naked gun naked gun or blood and blood out because they'll take it literally Blood and blood out they don't understand satire. They don't know satire So they would think that what in society people just rolled on a fucking stairs backwards. Okay house party First stairs they see Oh, george of the jungle

Oh, yeah, maybe that's what they're like. Oh, we we understand that wait. I want an airplane That's still satire. They don't know what a plane is. Did I try to stop a hole in the plane with a butt? No What about the mannequin? What's the mannequin? And we can build this thing together, babe kim katrall I don't see the fucking mannequin mannequin one and two, you know, I fucking hate I know wait. I shouldn't have said the mannequin. Don't fucking say fucking kim katrall. Yeah drop that. We need to fuck cut that So anyway, let's go back to reality jewels. Yeah, you know, so she hasn't seen certain things. So

Um, we I want to make a list because we're in quarantine and I'm gonna force her to watch certain things But then kalana is like well every other night. I want to choose Right, so she's like, you know, so You know, I thought the she's never seen the matrix Or wait, okay, so we start from the top. Can you guys alternate? I'm gonna make this list and post it on tiger valley Uh, instagram so people can follow along. All right. So here's what I here's my list of mandatory things that she should see I'll take a go you go first. I'll go first. Okay. So taxi driver

Okay Minus the order. No, let me just do all mine and then you do all yours Oh, okay. Is this the order? I need a lot of mine already Is this the order to watch it in or just no, no, I just didn't And because she hasn't seen any of them, right? So I said taxi driver great movie godfather one and two Good fellas Okay, I also said shining Scary never seen it. She's never seen it. I would say blade rudder

You know, she's never seen any of the aliens movies. I would say alien one and alien two Okay, she's never seen What else she hasn't seen I had a whole list last night, but now for sure matrix you said matrix The matrix has never seen it. She's never seen the mad max movie. I think that's a very good movie That's you know, the tom hardy one. That's very one. Yeah, she's have you ever seen any of like dark night or any of the batman movies Which one all of them because they're big into philippines any huge like blockbuster super hero stuff all philippinos have seen Oh, they have seen it. Yeah, okay. What end you got to give her an endie a couple endies

Um, well, we did make her side to hoe. We did make her see the royal tenon bomb. She liked that. Oh, yeah So I would have to say rushmore I said that was a good movie Life aquatic life aquatics very. Oh, I love that because it has to do with fucking water bit I know baby, baby, baby, bitch, baby, bitch, baby Um, she would also have fantastic mr. Fox. Oh, you know even better the isle of dogs. She's a classic though Oh, you're talking about So many years of a film that she hasn't seen. Oh, what about any coin brothers now?

Cohen brothers. Yeah, like yeah, there we go raising arizona. Oh great movie. That's a great movie. Um Um, you know, no country for an old men's for no men's, you know fargo There's just so many ones. I have a different list But I think you should watch yours has a very yours has a very darker theme Kala, do yours have any rom-coms? Okay, so let me explain to you Um, I think that while all the movies that he's mentioned are very very important and obviously iconic I think that she should watch, um lighter Um films from the 90s that I grew up with to or with

Um, for instance drop dead fred Bobby doesn't agree mannequin one and two Oh, both. Okay. Um, look who's talking now with kirstie alley No, yeah, hold on. I'm not done airplane naked gun major league hot shots twister Um boys in the hood, um blood in blood out house party. Don't be a menace No I mean, if you okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. I mean you should do You know do the right thing all polyshore movies do

All oh my god Encino manjules classic Any bobby lee films kala No, no, um bobby lee films I've had two lines in like maybe five or six movies. Who gives up? Hey jewels watch both harold and kumars. Those are great. I'll put it out there Overboard you guys don't like overboard goldie hon. I love overboard. Oh first wives club Okay, okay. Okay. So every oh, so just steel magnolias

Okay, so terms of endearment watch 80 movies jewels Any john hughes film Okay, there's a lot of fills for her. This is a lot for her I know I know we'll probably um never get to any of them now You know because it's going to be difficult to watch something like Apocalypse now and then the next night you're watching mannequin 2 You know, it's it's the contrast the contrast. It's just too heavy of a contrast or the bad news bears

Okay You know, fuck the movies. Fuck the movies. We're not doing it. Sorry You know, why am I like that? You know, I you know, why do I talk the way I do? People do impressions of me And they're so erratic and And you know, I mean like johnny sanchez does an impression of me where he goes And it's like that's not how is that how I talk not not you don't talk like that at home You're actually very calm. I think when you get around people

You you put on More of a like this thing you do that people are not aware of and then I got a bunch a barrage of emails about it They're like bobby had a facial twitch and a stroke, you know during his podcast with eric griffin And I'm like, no, he's trying to be eccentric. He did that with me in the first couple dates Yeah, he starts to do this thing where he's like He like talks to himself. Yeah, and then he'll do like this weird like Like the thing like that with a facial twitch. Yeah, and then I'm like, hey, are you okay? And he's like, yeah And he does it when he like tunes out like when someone's saying something and he doesn't like it

He doesn't want to listen then he starts doing the facial twitch thing Yeah, I'll do it. It's so rude But you know, it's all about um, uh, this is so gross. No, I'm gonna say it but so gross It's it back to in the day where you know, I used to observe, you know other eccentric people You know, like I'd be at like, I already told you about this But I'd be at a coffee shop in the early 90s and I'd see like some kid in a local band Right and then I would observe the way, you know, and they have probably they probably have some sort of ass burgers Or some sort of like real

twitch condition But I would like memorize all the way they would sit And walk and all that kind of stuff and I I do that but I don't really have You know, I'm I'm I'm false No, yeah, I have a false false. No, I would say so. I have a false personality So what if you mirror a few people I had vertigo this morning I could probably I probably have a good explanation for that I woke up yesterday and today where I stood up and the whole world the whole

Room was spinning. Yeah, and I can't walk. I start like falling wanting wanting to fall over and I think it's a stroke or something and then um It takes me about 45 minutes to get my bearings straight because I'm so dizzy and then um Then I then I get all scared because it maybe I'm You know, I'm getting so old I'm dying or something most of the time vertigo is benign I had vertigo so much when I was growing up because I had swimmers ear And um, so I had a lot of like ear infections growing up

And you know, your inner ear the vestibule in your ear is responsible for your balance and equilibrium So when you shove those wax things in your ear so deep inside I'm guessing like there is some type of like build up in your ear. That's causing an imbalance Yeah, because I I take these these wax things and I shove them into my ear so that I can so I hear no sound And then I'll put like a really tight kind of eye mask on So that I can go into a coma You know, but then when I wake up now, I get really dizzy and I can't walk for an hour

So I don't know. I mean, you know, I Kalala has some health conditions right now tomorrow. We're going to the hospital Which we don't want to I've tried to I've tried to Hold off until after all of this is happening, but I've been unwell since February. So yeah Yeah, so um tomorrow it's going to be a journey. We're going to Drive to the hospital. I'm gonna have my mask and my gloves on Julie. Are you coming? No, no, no, don't expose her to anything. So Juliana's not coming tomorrow. No, in fact, I'm probably going to when I get out

I don't want you near me for like two weeks. What? Yeah, she's gonna run a hotel. No, no, you're not. No, you're not. She's gonna stay here. No, she's not gonna No, listen, just be mindful and just you know, I I'm not worried about you You're you're the you you should you're the way everyone should be acting She is so paranoid about it She's so mindful and very specific and very um clinical about everything. I don't think I'm paranoid. I think I'm Like you said, I'm mindful like I know how You know, I tutored microbiology for four years. I know how things stick

But here's some brighter news You want to hear some brighter news when it comes to us? Yeah, right? We're having a baby and I'm kidding We're not cutting that out. That's that's pretty clipped I almost looked to my left like who's having a baby No, that's not why we're going to the hospital. By the way, we're going to the hospital Yeah, we're going to the hospital not for a fucking ultrasound or anything. I'm getting a barium x-ray because that GERD member I was like, I'm having reflux in february turned and it's spiraled into this whole thing where I

It's it's a So much pain and pressure in my chest and now I think I have a hyal hernia I think it's a hernia. What's your money on cancer? No, I don't think it's cancer. I think that it's a some sort of obstruction I think you ripped a muscle or something. That's not an obstruction though A hyal hernia is when your stomach pushes past your diaphragm. Okay. Yeah, but more specifically, what's the kid's name going to be? Huh? Oh, oh Tijuana no

Oh T and then whana. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Tijuana, you were upset that I said on bad. Oh my god No, it wasn't bad friends. Did you guys watch the? The comedy store fundraiser podcast thing. I saw some of it. Fuck you I like it. All right. I like it. Here's the thing. Oh, all right. I just let me just defend myself When it comes to those we did comedy aid with all those guys And then we also did now the comedy store one. It was my hour was me the lila come on Tim Dillon and who else was on oh and I was with Santino, right? Yeah

So, you know number one The connection isn't good. So there's a delay There's audio problems. There's humming going on number two, you know When you're not in the same room, it's just so difficult to do To connect with the people you're doing it with so, you know at one point, you know, joy Diaz in the second hour showed his nutsack Oh, he did. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I would have wanted to see that. Yeah, and I almost did that for the first hour But I'm like, uh, maybe too much. But um My point is is that I didn't know what else to do

So I showed not the actual hole of my butthole But the you know the crevice or the opening part. Oh, that's not a big deal. That's not a big deal That's acceptable. But during the fucking I didn't know what else to say. So during the the comedy thing I said, um I think Whitney asked me how many prostitutes I've had or whatever And I just made I said, what would I say 350 you said 350 Yeah, you said 300. Yeah Three 350. Oh my god. So what's your problem? because

God, this is so unethical. What's the problem? He did something that was just so a big no-no And if you any kids listening do not be like bobby Lee in this regard. He first started dating Me though when I first we first started dating. I was like, oh, you know, no judgment Don't care how many people you've been with but you know, can you get tested? um, I got tested shown my stuff whatever Um, and he was like, oh, I recently got tested like last week I'm all good and I didn't know him very well and I should have gotten proof But I was like, you know, just whatever and so I was like, yeah, it's fine. So we like we got it on and stuff

But oh my god and the thing last week, he said he's been with 350 prostitutes And I don't know how my vagina is still intact Or alive or breathing or even still a vagina that hasn't morphed into just a giant ball of mold Like how is this just not a giant tumor down here or that I'm not dead And I'm not to say that and it's not because he's been with prostitutes I don't care if it's if it's a uh A sex worker or a regular woman. It's just that I know him. He's raw dog this whole life He's just raw dog this whole life. So this is why you're going to the hospital

This is why I'm going to the hospital We're having a baby A little baby's coming No, okay, so uh, I was The shit it shook me It shook her, it shook her up I went to Juliana's room, I knocked and I said Jules, Jules I thought you knew this Kalaila

What? I thought you knew this No, I knew I don't care about his past. I just know that he just likes to not put a fucking hat on That's not here. That's not it. Okay here here My whole thing in comedy Especially You know, I was talking to the scalar brothers the other day I don't know randy and the other one

and jason and randy and jason randy tandy and I remember um When I first met them in the late 90s They came up to me. They saw me perform and they came up to me. They pulled me aside. I remember and they said Listen, dude, you're like a really funny guy, but Can you turn the air off? They said you're a really funny guy, but You're just we don't know anything about you're so not real We don't know and then it's so funny because I did kalyendos, right and frank kalyendos podcast last week and kalyendos said the same thing

He said when I first met you you were just so not real like you didn't we didn't know anything about you You didn't reveal anything about yourself. You were like a closed book so then we just didn't know what was going on with you and that's how I Kind of you know survived in the early stages Of this career of just being just this really really mysterious closed book And then I don't know through time. I just realized that you know, I don't want to do that anymore. So I'm just gonna just say Real things and not hide anything from anybody. I think that really

Helps me when it comes to doing podcasts and whatnot, but it backfires as well because I say things that you know are Real, you know, because I don't have a filter now And um, it gets me in trouble. So yeah, yes. Okay. Yes There were times in my life where I fucking was a you know whore fuck machine And I paid I would go to tier one. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you Take it easy. I have feelings. Oh, sorry. I'll gently tell you Thank you very very very calm way my point my bad. I mean Is uh, uh, in when I was young when I lived in San Diego in

Tijuana, I probably had probably in that time spanned a hundred From the age of 17 to 23 Okay, I wore a condom every single time I trust me. I didn't know Spanish. I I I wanted to not wear one but They would force it on me. So um, thank god. That's the honest truth. Thank god So then, you know, when I started doing stand-up I didn't do it for a while because I started getting real girls, right in San Diego. Oh, real. Okay, gotcha But then when I moved up to LA it was infinitely harder

Because you know LA is about you know, I mean status and and I was so poor and I hadn't no money I mean I was just trying to survive. So I would me and a bunch of comics would take a bus We rent a van And we would take a road trip to Tijuana gardens. No, Tijuana. I don't know. I never told you this but And there's some big comics along. This is we were younger, but there were some big comics in the van as well Okay, they're big now, but I cannot mention their names obviously but um

We would go down there and we would do Like sort of like it was like a fight club kind of a thing Oh my god, we'd be at the comedy store and we'd all wink at each other And then we would get in a van And we would go down there and then one comic who I've had a falling out with who owned a van We rented it like a sprinter man hurts owned it Like one of those white vans or like an astro van like a van a white one. Yeah, we'd rent a van We'd go down there

And then one of the comics Got beat up He's a big guy now, but I can't say his name. He got his ass beat up. I'm not gonna tell you. Okay. I know who it is I know, you know, you know who it is. I can just guess but don't say it out loud. I won't say it out loud Don't guess out loud. Will you tell me later? Oh, I know who it is. Text me right now though. Yeah. No, no, I'm not gonna tell you And then I remember us going but then I remember me going. Oh, I'm out. I can't do this anymore So then but they started doing it without me In fact, they would do like not a van ride, but they would take four guys

And I know that at one point my little brother Steve Would go down there as well So no more van just sedan like a sedan Yeah, and then some weird shit happened And they stopped doing it. So then what I resorted to is me and some really big comedians Right, I mean I know I want to And this this will never come out out of my mouth. I'll never say the names

but you guess You guess and we would go to this place called Hawaii theater. Oh, it's not Hawaiian gardens. It's not Hawaiian gardens. Why theater? That's around the city of industry exactly city of industry And we would go there and then we would do And then when I went to then went I went to Thailand I did about 25 or 30 there

I did five or six in um Australia Oh, yeah. Well, it's the brothels. Yeah. Um, legit Beirut once um But then Vegas probably over

I don't know 100 150 times Yeah, so it just adds up through time. How many people do you think I've been with? 30 How do you know? I just guess I I know the names. That's a good guess. Yeah, I know the names. Yeah Well, you know all their names. No, but I know I know I know I know a lot of I know a lot of the characters in this It's it's for for for a bit forbidden tale. Do you know? Do you know half of them at least by name?

Hang on. I don't want to say that. You don't have to say it. I'm just curious if I If if male Oh god We're not gonna cut that's bleeped out. We gotta be careful with Oh It just bleep those names. He's about to get married with a child. It doesn't matter. I know the names, baby. Okay. Who else? All right Helicopter English helicopter pilot. He's not a helicopter. He's a boxer. Oh, whatever

Bleep that you don't have to believe that he didn't say that. No, he doesn't know the name. Yeah Yeah, yeah, then there was that young guy that your guy. Jeez. Yeah, there was a young guy when I first edited There was a kind of a thick young guy That was also hanging out that there they stopped seeing each other But that guy, what's his name? Oh, he was just I know but you did fuck him, right? Like before meeting you. Yeah, but you did fuck him though, right? Yeah, well, then there we go. He was a baseball player Baseball player. No, no, no, but he's a cop now. He's a cop being bing bing, right? Got one there, right? He was cute, huh?

What do you think he was cute? You had two roommates there One guy, right? And then the one that used to be your boyfriend. Sure did gang bang all day Okay, are you gonna delete that or no the gang bang part? I don't care. It's very uncomfortable. Don't gang bang. I don't care. What do you mean? Don't gang bang Well on a lighter note, do you guys remember your first love? Well Jules right here? Yeah, yeah, hold on. Should we get to Gabby first do our welfare check? We're actually kind of far into the podcast so we could save that if you know, no, no, no, no We skipped her last time. I told her what happened for real this time. Don't make me skip it again

I was trying to read your texts. Okay, let's go. Let's do it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait We will do a fair check! No, before we go that, we will go, I want to do Guy, Miss Gabby. I love Gabby. Alright, but let's go into, um I did want to talk about the The Unfinished Love So Bobby and I the other day we were talking about how like

You know how there's always like you have this idea. Oh that person was the one that got away or whatever happened to this person or what if and you know do you just have these like fantastical scenarios of like a love unfinished you know and we got to thinking that well at least for me that a lot of times in my experience because of the way that I am as a person where I have to see things through I have to know what's at the other what's at the end of that rainbow if it even is a rainbow and I ruin the magic of a memory and I've done this with a lot of with a lot of ex hookups for example I was in Spain I was in Europe and I had

this like two-night stand with this like amazingly we had this like deep deep deep connection with this guy and it was just the most magical two days I had ever really spent with anybody I should have left it there I should have never continued to Skype with him or talk to him or gotten to know him because it just turns out that he is kind of misogynistic asshole but if I had left it at those two nights I would have had that memory and that feeling and that magic of like oh I wonder how he's doing yeah I was like talking about yeah I love that because there's sometimes where I'm at an airport this has happened

a couple times in my life where I'd be at like a restaurant at airport and a young woman that's very attractive will sit next to me right and we'll share a glance right usually you know women don't generally look at me and go there I want to fuck that guy or you know are attracted to me I'm just I'm a weird looking good but every once in a while I could I get a vibe you know I mean and then we'll have like a little banter right and you know in my heart I'm like get her number get her number or whatever right this is when I've been single and I don't I'll just get on my flight right and there's and you fall

in love in a split second you know with a stranger right and that just kind of you know always kind of there's something kind of magical about that I know that if we do if I did exchange numbers and then we did see each other it would turn bad or whatever but I kind of like those little fleeting you know you don't have to you don't have to like date somebody or fuck somebody or or control somebody or have somebody you know it's almost more better just to have those little fleeting moments of magic of magic it's like it's like lightning in a bottle like why would you try to recreate that and that's the

mistake I made because that person that I was that I had that two-day romance with eventually came to the US and I could not stand him I still really can't stand him to this day like he is it turns out he's like this Trump loving kind of like simpleton but a lot of a lot I still do believe that who he showed me in those two days was in a sense like his core and what I got to know after that was like the different layers of him that I just wasn't I should have never really sure bothered with you know what I mean like I I don't know I can't explain it other than sometimes unfinished love and those

collection of memories that you have with people you don't need to see those through you can just keep them as little magic bubbles in your mind so that on a bad day you remember it and you're like oh yeah that was a nice time I also miss the unrequited love situations I was in I don't miss that I do you like and I'm gonna say just right now say some names of girls that probably never even knew that I had feelings for them and I remember being 1819 1718 19 and being in these little you know unrequited love situations where they had even no idea but I would just like obsess about them and think about them and fall in

love with them and be it just in pain one step further because you know like I recently watched High Fidelity then not the old one but the new one with Zoe Kravitz and stuff and the whole premise of that is going through what does she call like five like like all-time desert heartbreak is what she calls it so who are your five all-time or at least name three all-time most painful heartbreak list but they all happened you know in my early 20s and late teens it never happened okay I want to know take it easy okay vulnerable I'm sick all right so um the first one was there was this girl I went

to school high school and there was a girl I went to high school with but her younger sister when I graduated right she was only a year or two younger than me I used to hang out with her her name was Ashley Brown right and I remember watching like movies a movie together her house under a blanket and just in my head like you know me make a move make a move but but I would never do it I was just like so stiff and just like I was like you know the little Korean best friend right and then after that was this girl named Rebecca Dreskin I had a crush on her as well and then we just became friends and then but the third

was obvious I've talked about her Anna Bieldeness when I went but then there was one that happened I can't say her name but there's one that happened before you babe where I I liked her and then I knew that she had hooked up with two open micers that are still kind of open micers right and then when I went went to make a move or whatever she said I just want to be friends I'm not attracted to you but then in my mind I knew that she had dated two guys that weren't even fucking funny they were underneath me and I want to say their name so fucking back all right well I'll say one of the guys names I didn't know

she had hooked up with her right and I want and and when she said that I was just like I know put the fucking mask on and I went I went in my head I was just like I'm a fucking loser oh my god the other like if I say the other name I don't want to put the fucking throne it makes you feel if I say the other name right it's worse than Michael linochi I want to know tell me later Dave Chappelle no you know it's a Michael got even underneath Michael linochi right so um I don't have so many revelations I I think I've talked about my my top three or at least top yeah top five heartbreak lists on this podcast no it's always in

you but you're right it's always in your early 20s or in your teens nothing compares to that fucking pain of of being at an unsure teenager and wanting something so badly and not knowing how to navigate that whole process of feelings towards somebody because you also think that it's it's the most important thing in one's life it consumes your entire body when you realize that oh no I career and there are other things like health and you know I wasn't raised and there's so many other things later in life that like become as important or more important and then all of a sudden you realize that

you know it's it's just not real those feelings it's more derived from your mind and fantasy and you you're very much still in a bubble like you haven't been out there in the world yet for me it was see the names baby yeah I will and in fact you know what I'm gonna try to oh I know which one I want them down for a patreon maybe I can have some of my feelings resolved the Filipino guy from the Philippines that guy who froggy no the guy that right now is it I know which one I love Jonathan Villagrascha his nickname was froggy he was really fast but that wasn't him they wasn't my bone of no no no you're not talking

about the guy right that's a big business guy now right he's in the business right now and then earlier on you had a crush on him no baby we dated baby I said he was a blowjob every game his name do we have to yeah yeah what's his name am I bleeding this no don't bleep it what's his name his name was dino dino come in your mouth baby the the heartbreak for me my first heart break heart break or first unrequited love was Puerto Rican Gary Gary Gonzalez hey what's the worst Gary had but he was he was so cool amongst the other kids he was just always and and but what he did was I I made out with him in the back

of a chemistry classroom and I did give him head and then it ruined my reputation for for the rest of like my entire high school I hated high school by the way and then everyone started calling me a face queen because I suck Gary she's very good Gary she's very good at it he'll probably agree but I mean and then you he broke my heart she did something the other day I was just Julian I cover your ears Rudy get out of the room well she just kind of took her mouth and just the head of my penis and just a little suck she went like that little suck on my head of my penis I don't do that yeah yeah and it felt so

wondrous my spine went so I'm so sorry that didn't happen now straight from Glendale Gabby where she live where she get me where is she oh look at the Harry Potter background she's a nerd my god there's my favorite yeah it's my favorite out of all the fucking what are your last names Gabby fuck you Gabby if you were here I'd pinch your fucking cheeks off your fucking fat hey face how are you introduction I've been working still and I'm baking and I'm a runner now apparently oh you're running for who I've started a 10k app and now I'm trying to do a 10k by the end of this what's a 10k up babe running babe

running like actual like moving your feet like running like like running for somebody like George like running errands like a runner like a runner yeah yeah you're literally running yes you want to do it with me I would never run with you because that's you're beneath me I run above you baby what does that mean to run above someone yeah yeah yeah hey and I'm kidding Gabby what do you want to run together yeah you would like to run with Bobby sure yeah I'd like to run with you too yeah there's something about you that I always want to kick you why is that I don't know you told me you're the one who jumped on my back in

Hawaii yeah baby that was fun no one said anything literally all the pacifiers just walked by oh yeah yeah yeah the reason why I like you more than I like your brother okay it's because there is this unwarranted confidence you have unwarranted that's not what I meant what I meant is is that you have this you have this just born confidence and resilience about you that I enjoy thank you so much I like people who fight back you know in a playful way also Gabby is a medical professional you know that she's you're a physician's assistant right Gabby I was yes yeah was see yeah yeah she has a science brain that's why you

like her more than guilt that's why I like her more than you go yeah I'm seriously right here but okay yeah yeah so yeah okay Gab do you do you do sketch and stuff or no no so she's you're not in comedy no that's my brother she's trying to be she's trying to be an editor yeah but you know my brother my brother Stevie right wasn't a podcaster and he didn't do online stuff right but he realized right the key to had something to share and something to express so I'm encouraging you to just how did you get so close to the mic I just want to I'm whispering to you yeah I'm I'm encouraged don't oh look at your

flat face just like your brother good eyebrows good eyebrows thank you yeah I think it's like shelter island statues look at that look at those heads my you know hey gab you fucking what you fucking anybody we're in quarantine are you not seeing anybody then no who would I be seeing Bobby when's the last time you saw anybody what does that mean explain that had sexual intercourse you know what you remember the last time you talked to me about this what was when I was there for Tiffany Haddish and you asked me about this and I was like I'm not sharing this with you Bobby because I don't know you like that good whoa you

want to get to know a little bit of Gabby watch this what the fuck can we play this on the keep it going keep it going keep it going oh my god Dragon Ball Z you might see her talent you'll get on screen jewels get on screen jewels she's in karate oh get out here Jules wait wait you know the martial of the secret fucking dark arts of martial arts oh wait that's a sword not a nunchuck yeah that's a fucking sword look babe you're not even watching the reason I share this because she is very talented she's very beautiful she's very pretty and I think we need to have some set up some dates for when corn suiters oh my

god yeah yeah I could I experienced my first unsolicited sort of penis picture because a tiger belly fan messaged me I said no thank you so no thank you this does not stop the penis many times it's not a fucking vampire do you know what though yeah you're sword fighting your sword fighting I would chop a lot of dicks off are you a black belt in anything yeah I didn't know that information so you think that you and I if we put on you know like some you know protective gear and and we did a sparring we sparred you and I that you would beat me let's set it up I really want to remember when you jumped on my

back and I like broke your arm you almost did I remember that I didn't say anything I remember you got hurt but you didn't like say that you said I saw you sit down and grabbed your arm in silence all buying the fucking ice cream and I kind of went into myself going usually am I getting old because that felt that felt like she was like that she was really trying to hurt me wow I would really like to do that a tiger belly fans listen Gabby and I when the quarantines is over we're gonna go into a ring I think that'd be fun to video and let's just do a sparring thing to see how long I would laugh hang on since

we are trying to solicit suitors we should have a certain criteria for who we think because I think that Gabby is a catch-and-a-half she's a black belt she's a she was a physician's assistant she does all the stuff she's funny she's hot everything what do we what kind of man do we want for Gabby I'll tell you she does like a Benedict Cumberbatch a lot I don't know if that helps hold on it what about the actor right so we were looking at almost like a college educated white white white guy who's what the Benedict Cumberbatch there's no my I mind what are you visually like Gabby like Oscar Isaac oh so me you want to

someone that looks like me and there we go and there we go and there we go oh no he's angry I'm sorry to get hurt a little bit all right Oscar Isaac so yeah that really hurt but um I'm just kidding you're you really mean that yeah no I don't think you do well I think the word against my word no honestly Gab honestly yes Bobby do I look mythological to you yeah it's positive right that's what I thought yes but so let's let's do a do a duel and when the quarantine's over so what are you been doing during the day just in terms of so you've been running running I'm still working for George correct you're

baking a lot baking a lot have you watched anything that you would like to recommend anybody I've weirdly gotten into a Adam driver like whole obsession all right yes very good actor so which ones what are you watching wait so you're watching girls then no I'm watching mainly his movie so I just watched a black landsman again I love that movie and Logan lucky I haven't seen that one mm-hmm it's like a heist film but country style yeah he's a very good actor mm-hmm he really is yeah all right you gab well that was a good check-in I love you so much all right you look great and I and we learned so much about you okay

did you yeah you miss me miss you so much probably okay I love you hi Gabby I love her so much she's feisty that one I'm getting still down dizzy still really yeah are you sure nothing is stuck inside your ear I'm really just kind of dizzy the whole time God that's terrifying you wanna unhelpful advice then yeah yeah unhelpful advice with Bobby and Kaleila hello slept gang I love the show I've seen every episode I'm a 17 year old and I struggle with connecting to women I have only ever on been on two dates before never really had a real girlfriend I still have never been kissed by someone I have no

problem making friends with girls but when it comes to turning the relationship romantic with women they are uninterested I struggle to deal with my emotions and office mass pain with comedy I was bullied a lot when I was younger for being fat Jewish and having way too much body hair I carry a lot of these insecurities with me I don't know how to get over this mental handicapped and get to a place where I can be an intimate relationship with the woman thanks for all the laughs Slay Slay stay slept sincerely Andrew when you say the word handicap though it's not a handicap those are those things that you're

insecure about are your strong traits they're the things that like you'll realize that makes makes you unique and you right the things that I always was like paranoid about I was the same way girls did not like me I'm essentially just a thicker version of what I was when I was young right but the insides are all the same and all those little insecurities the things that that I just kind of turned those and made them my positive traits you know so the way I look the way I laugh the way you know I mean the awkward the awkwardness right I use that and I hate it when I talk and George looks up at the sky this is what

George does when I know he does I know he does it makes you doubt what you're saying you doubt what I'm saying I hate it I'm trying to think about my own life it's my retrospective space yeah I'm being real you know I don't even I will defend George I will defend you George because I have a worse listening face I do this and and not because I'm not enjoying what you're telling me that's just what my face does enough for some reason if I'm not like mindful about it I have the worst listening face I I have ever seen on any human in my life so I understand what you're doing you were making great points Bobby and I was

thinking deeply about them I'm sorry yeah also when you get older like we said earlier on in the show that you know it's not you will find that person right it you're so young at 17 it's like I did not find Kalyla until I was 40 40 years old 41 years old you know and I had gone through so many awkward phase like I said I went through from 17 to 23 a prostitute phase you know that's how I felt about myself I felt like no one would love me no one would find me sexually attractive and I said fuck it I'm just gonna do whatever I need to do to get off in the way I thought I needed I thought I needed it you know but in

retrospect it was just a waste of time I don't remember any of those experiences they were it became sort of an addiction at the time so it was not positive you know but what I'm saying to you is is that you're a young man and you will figure it out it will as you get older it I promise you you will figure it out but right now all those feelings that you have are natural feelings as a for a 17 year old yeah you'll you'll find that 17 is so young still Gilbert do you think you're in the game red dead redemption what are you drinking out of what do you mean what were you just put oh I thought was a metallic I thought you

had a pot yeah I think I'm getting dizzy I'm getting really dizzy I'm getting so anyway I gotta go I'm getting dizzy all right wait one quick really quick one this guy how just really quick hello Papa one to see any recommendation this lepking and cloak on where to stay in Hawaii me my wife had been to Waikiki on our honeymoon but I've been curious to find a better location we are 26 years old 26 years old at the moment what do you suggestions do you guys have hang on why are they traveling right now not now but like when this is all over I think I think Kaila would know more I mean I

you know I think that why he is yeah a Waikiki is a fucking nightmare but that's just me I would go to a different island no no no wait Oahu is amazing if you find I would find an Airbnb on you know the other side of the island either like North Shore anywhere but Waikiki I don't think you're gonna lose but no Waikiki it's terrible go to stake though Bobby there Bobby took me there David's page these air it's delicious steak was it were steak you took a place called steak it's not called steak it's not called steak what's it called it's called strip steak strip steak okay guys go to strip steak oh yeah

okay baby you want to go to Donald's yeah good about guys good good about yeah they have you know what you were you were stupid it was a pot the whole time I tricked you you have vertigo did you really drink out of that pot oh god thank god I thought I was losing my mind oh my god I was just like oh my god when he dizzy I'm losing my mind I thought he had an old-timey fucking red the redemption pot they was drinking out of all right good anyway thank you for listening to another episode of tiger belly I love you guys you can find us on YouTube and all that kind of stuff and bye yo yo I want to start and thanks our

spot and why do you start yes and guys if you'd like to send in a question like our good friend Waldo all you have to do is email us at adviceunhelpful at gmail.com so I want to see George drink that water because you you're a loser you have a one cup have more cups bro and also guys our meme contest we are still doing that so make sure you make a meme of this episode posted on tiger bellies Instagram or Twitter with the hashtag tiger belly meme and we will select a winner for this week and you'll get a grab bag George there are now special announcement thanks idea bubbling up over at the patreon again no it's true

it's true we'll see what all we get on there before before this week is out but we'll probably get a vlog up on the patreon not any vlog dude not a lot one year in the making actually fully one year at the making it's one year actually is one year in the making of this vlog it's the Philippines vlog so make sure you guys check that out when it comes out because it's literally it's like an actual so here's the funny thing about tiger belly it's like George always talks to me about like new media new media is the future like traditional media takes too long to develop things I waited a whole year for a vlog on

YouTube George it's still traditional media it's still traditional media hey there's a lot of special stuff and there's a lot of editing in this vlog we'll see if it exports right finally yeah guys there's gonna be on the patreon is relaunching just to clarify that we are relaunching it's about to start up again we'll get in mean George not only are we getting a new vlog popping up hopefully mean George are gonna do a live stream George can you tell us a little bit about that live well if you're an audio listener this tonight probably if you're listening on Wednesday or just wait this evening 3 p.m. we're gonna be taking all

your questions and getting your what you want to see from the patreon so yeah we'll give you guys a little kind of like some of our idea our ideas that we're gonna be doing on the patreon some of the things you could expect the next couple of months until the end of time also just to clarify also the we call the live stream George is 3 p.m. Pacific standard time oh yeah of course the only time that matters come on right here in Guam it's 3 a.m. I don't follow your Guam time bro living Los Angeles also appreciate you guys anything else they need to know George what can they find the where can they find the patreon I think it's just

patreon.com slash tiger belly on patreon so if you are a link somewhere to yeah check link in description me George we'll see you there and let's build this patreon together let's build this kingdom of a community together all you sleepers and papayas once again you can follow me at kill bits Bobby a Bobby live claula clam decay George at George underscore Kimmel you can follow my sister I guess at gabs a million or gables goodies and then follow tiger belly on Instagram at tiger belly on Twitter at that tiger belly love me so much

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