TigerBelly - Ep 250: Bobby's Little Sister

Episode Date: June 17, 2020

Bobby gets a vegan rash. Khalyla is Ate. We talk alien invasions, Leonard Nevermore, Tito uncle, and a voicemail.More content: www.patreon.com/tigerbelly  Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. Let's be family. It's so important to you and me. Because you got your uncle, your aunt, your grandfather, the baby. We also have the cousin Jeremy Stevens. We also have Frankie. He lives in the basement. We don't know who he is, but he's a part of the family vibes. It's about the family vibes. Johnny hit Johnny. Johnny hit Sandy. Sandy hit Tito.

And Tito is dying in the basement. Tito doesn't exist because he is imaginary. There we go. Family vibes together again. It's called the nucleus. That's what it's called. Nucleus. Nucleus. Nucleus together. No, extended. Extended not nucleus. That's what it means. Extended family vibes.

There's nothing more important than family. You have your uncle, you have your aunt, you have your cousin Tito who lives in the basement. At the end of the day, your family is who has your back. Uncle Raul is in some trouble with the IRS. How much does he owe? He owes $42.95. Back taxes? That's not in trouble. But then you go, hey, what's his name? Uncle Raphael?

Uncle Raul. I have Uncle Raphael. Remy bit me again. Can I tell you why? Before each episode, I say, keep careful your foot. Don't start stomping because Remy is sleeping right there. But what does he do? He talks about Uncle Raul and starts stomping. Uncle Raul. And then you go, Uncle Raul.

Uncle Raul. Here's $40. But you come up with the $2. That hurts so bad. He really bit into it. He has no teeth. It's okay. Yeah, it's okay. But family is so important. Remy agrees. And I miss my mother, Steve.

And hopefully after this quarantine is over, fully, that I can go visit them and bond and rebuild our foundation of family love. I'd like to rebuild the foundation of our family love. Our family is perfect. No, no, no. Not our, but I mean the Tiger family. Tiger Belly family. We're all fighting right now. We're fighting.

The Tiger Belly family is pure and simply the best. We're simply the best. All the rest. We're simply the... So I have to say, but here's what I call not family vibes. Oh no, let's just stick with the family vibes. No, I have to get some resentments out. And I have to get some rage out.

I have to get the jewels in the house. She's family. She is family. Let me just get this out of the way. I'm going to give her the mic. Jules, careful with Remy underneath you. Come over here, Jules. Come over here, Jules.

The person that hates the camera the most is on the camera. And we will start over if you don't talk directly into the mic. He got you too, you fucking little guy. Put the headphones in, Jules. Put the headphones in and get your mic in there. Are you back? Yeah. Okay, good.

So what I noticed the other night is you called her... What do you call Kalayla? What does Ate mean? Older sister. Older sister. Fine. That sounds great. But she is your aunt, right?

Yeah. Okay. I know where this is going. All right, so what do you call me? Uncle Bobby. Tito Bobby. Tito Bobby. What does Tito mean?

Uncle. Uncle. Mmm. So how the fuck is Kalayla your older sister and I'm your fucking uncle? Is there ageism involved? Yeah. Because you're older and I see that Kalayla is like young. She was honest.

I don't think she even tried to slither around that. So let me get this straight. You find me to be older. Yeah. So I'm an uncle to you. Yeah. And I'm closer with aunt Kalayla. So you're closer to aunt Kalayla.

Yeah. Therefore she got promoted to older sister. Yeah. And I got demoted to old uncle Tito. Right? Yeah. Let's backtrack now. Okay.

Before you lived here, you lived with Kalayla's, your grandmother. Did you not? Yeah. Matas. Yeah. Maritas. Who is your? Mama.

What? Matas. Matas. Which means what? Mama Maritas. Mama Maritas. Okay. So that's your grandmother.

Yeah. Mama Maritas is married. Right? But is living with her partner. Of 20 years. Of 20 years. Who is technically Kalayla's stepdad. Who, how old is he?

Roger. In the 70s. Rogers in the 70s. What do you call Roger? There it is. Roger. Oh, interesting. Because he's white.

Interesting. Interesting. So you call a 72 year old man, Roger. Yeah. Not Tito Roger. Right? Yeah. Just by his, like he's your bro.

Like, like, like, you know, you're walking down this hallway at school. And there's my pal, Roger. What's up, Roger? Right? No, no, no, no, no. What's up, Roger? And Roger's like, what's up? Little Juliana.

And you got to go to the football game Friday night. Yeah. The Cavaliers are going to fight the Boston Red Knotts. The Red Knotts. Whatever. You know what I mean? And then you're like, and you guys go out on a date, whatever, right? That's what Roger is.

But for me, I'm old Uncle Tito. I was supposed to call Roger. Lolo? Yeah, Lolo. But then he said that it's weird. And he just said to call him Roger. Okay. It's weird that you call me Tito Bobby.

You said to call you Uncle Tito. Yeah, because Uncle Tito is funny. Because it also cancels. Uncle, Uncle cancels. What the fuck? Get him out of there. What is happening? He hit me again.

Ow. He keeps stepping on his head. I know. So, you know what? You know, it's either Uncle Tito, all right? Or Captain Bobby, right? Or Sire. Sire is nice.

Sire is nice. That's a good thing. Those are the three options you have, okay? I will not respond to Uncle Tito Bobby. Uncle Tito, yes, because it cancels each other out. Captain Bobby and Sire. Or sir, however you want to say it. Yeah.

All right. So, is that clear? Yeah. Okay. Are you enjoying yourself at the house? Yeah. Okay, good. How did you sleep last night?

Good. Yeah. You've been watching Attack on Titan, correct? Yes. Do you enjoy it? Yes, very. Okay, good. Very good.

So, thank you for being a part of the family. And I took out the trash last night, didn't I not? So, peace be with you. And thank you so much for being involved. Come back, Kaleila. Thank you, Jules. Thank you, Jules. Thank you.

What did Jules call me and Gilbert? I hope I don't get the old one. She calls me... She doesn't even know your name. She's... Uncle, who's that white guy? Who's that white guy? I want to defend her for two seconds.

Well, she calls me... She calls me Cuyah. I know that. What does Cuyah mean? Older brother. Older brother. I mean, it's just... Honestly, Bobby, you shouldn't be offended by the fact that she calls you.

It's respect. Tito, because it's a reverence. It's actually respect. But I do understand that, yes, when I want to show respect, but I don't feel close to the person, I do say Tito or Tita. But it's really more of like, we're not in a familiar casual... We don't have a familiar casual rapport yet. So it's a show of respect.

It's not anything bad. Yeah, but it also shows that, you know, we're not that close. Well, also, you can also argue that Tito Bobby does roll off the tongue a lot better than Cuyah Bobby. Sire. Sire. Okay. And what do you call her?

What do you call her? Jules? You should call her Indi. Indi is endearing. If you start calling her Indi, maybe she'll start calling you Cuyah. Indi. Indi, like die. Die.

Indi. Indi. Indi. Or langa. Langa is like my... Langa. Like my little love. Is that what langa is?

Langa. Oh, my little langa. It's like... Langa. That's good. Little langa. Langa. Langa.

No, langa. Langa. No, langa. Langa. I fucking said it. Langa. Fuck. That's Bobby's special.

My little langa. I'm from San Diego. I have a... Dude, what's up, brah? Little langa. That's where... That's my accent from where I'm from. Tibi la brah.

So... I went through an accent crisis in high school. I know you did. I know you did. No, no, no. It was horrible. At first, I, you know, I culturally appropriated the Chola culture. And I was like...

So how do you talk? Like an ESA. I need an example. Let's say I'm on campus. Like I say... I'm on campus. What's up? First of all, she's tagging the wall with licks.

She's tagging the wall. No, I... Hey, what are you doing Friday? Are you going to go watch the Boston Red Nuts fight the campoliers of Kansas City? I refuse. But I would say things like firme. Oh. What word?

Like firme. Firme. I don't even know what that is. Yeah. Yeah, but I would use like, like Chola language because I just was so confused and I also had a really thick Filipino accent that I was trying to cover up. And then I went from there to like my senior year totally trying to adopt the valley girl. Like, hey, what's up?

I'm Kyla. Don't like that on your face. Horrible. Horrible. Like so cringy. Finally, um, I think it wasn't until I was like 23 where I was like, I give up. It's just going to be what it's going to be. Like I don't know how I spent all that time trying.

I was so, I didn't just didn't feel like I knew where I belonged or how I was supposed to speak. How many faces do you think you wore? Oh, gosh. White girl, Chola. No, the white girl was just the accent. I never really felt like I didn't have a lot of like white. Sorry, George.

I didn't have a lot of white friends. Crying right now. Like the first decade of living in America, actually. Yeah. I heard a voicemail that she had left her dad. Right. Yeah. From when she was younger.

And I heard her sister, Coinda, heard her voicemail first, I think. And it sounded like Coinda. Like, oh yeah, that sounds like Coinda. She came on. I was like, that's you. It was like, dad. Yeah. Like it was like a completely different accent.

It was really shocked. It was cute. Actually, I found it to be adorable. I found it to be the opposite. Yeah. You guys want to listen to it? Can we please play that? Yeah.

Yeah, play it. Yeah. Yeah. You're giving me some money. Dad, I need some money for the Ferrari. For the Ferrari. I need bus pass. That's expired.

Bus pass. I'm gonna need some bus tokens from you. So what is the context of this? What is this voicemail from? Um, so when I went to UNLV, this was my first year there. And I was forced to redshirt the year because I, so I got a full ride to UNLV and I was very happy, which means like I got 20 meals in the cafeteria, I free dorm, free everything, free college, right?

And I was like, okay, this is great because my parents do not have a dime to their name at the moment. My father was passing away, so let's, you know, this is all good news and then maybe about two months in, um, the NCAA coordinator and the swim coach said like, you're going to be forced to redshirt the year because we're, you're missing some credits from the Philippines or something like that. It was like a stupid health or science credit and they basically left me in the dust to this day.

I will forever be angry at UNLV for just saying you will, if you stick, keep living in the dorm, you're going to be responsible for paying for it and everything. Like knowing damn well, like where, what my situation was at home because they didn't want to be liable because they were, um, it was their bad, but I paid the price. Anyways, I was very depressed and I called and like, this is me crying with a Valley Girl accent message to drop in, say hi, um, I was wondering, I wanted to talk to you about something because like I wanted to come home this weekend because first off, I'm not even swimming right now.

And I'm really, I'm, I'm feeling kind of sick and I just don't want to be around here for like two or three days. So, I don't know, hello, give me a call, whenever you get this message, okay, love you much. Bye. Wow. Yeah. Wow. I'm 17.

It's cute. I found it to be cute. But you're right. Hard a little bit. I don't know why. I was 17. All right. Hello.

There wasn't any bass to my voice yet. Yeah. There still isn't. In fact, I sound more nasally now than I did back then. Because when I first met her on Tinder, right, she, I go, can I call you? And she goes, I have laryngitis or something. Right. Remember you said, yeah, she said that, like my, my voice is fucked.

Okay. So I don't want to talk to you right now. I don't care. So when I called her, I go, hello, it's Bobby. You trying to make it deeper? That's what she sounded like. So good to hear that to which, I mean, you know, improvement. Hey, improvement.

Yeah. Yeah. And I, I was able to connect the dots on exactly the week I was able to find footage of the week leading up to when I first met Bobby and the videos that took place the days before even speaking to him on the phone. Yeah. And I found this small clip of me singing in the dark coming out with my stethoscope in my, um, um, my, the scrubs in the car at like eight PM, like singing at the top of

my lungs, lungs to Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball. And I knew I was already sick and then, but I still really wanted to sing. And I, for some reason I recorded myself and I, I, I found that and I, I was able to look at the date and it was exactly two days before I ever spoke to him on the phone for the first time. Whoa. I, I sounded like, um, like, like, uh, like, uh, like, uh, like a man. Yeah.

You shot, you shot your voice. Oh my God. My voice was horrible. I couldn't even, I couldn't speak. Yeah. What did you think? Um, I would, I didn't know, I didn't want to judge it based on the voice. If I judge it based, if I had no photo, if I had no photo and I would just heard the

voice, she a sailor or she a Chilean coal miner. Yeah. Like I wouldn't have no, I would probably envision, you know, the closest is Brutus from Popeye. Oh, yeah. That's what I would envision. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. The big guy. Yeah. So I was like, maybe she looks like Brutus, but, but I had seen photos obviously and she was hot as fuck. So, um, so, but what, she still had the voice when I met her live. I met her live. Um, I went to one of her live shows.

My voice was still hoarse. A little bit. Yeah. So what, what I liked about her, I remember in the first encounter, we talked about this before, is, um, there was this long couch that we sat in, but she didn't, usually when I meet people, they, if I'm on a couch with them, they sit on the polar opposite of the couch as far as they can go, but that's not what she did. She, she sat really close to me on this couch and looked me directly in the eyes and was

engaged, you know, I thought, Oh shit, she, she's not afraid of diseases. This woman, you know what I mean? Speaking of disease. Pre COVID. Yeah. Speaking of diseases. Can you tell on my neck? She sent me a picture.

It was super red yesterday. Oh my God. So I've been eating everyone. Every time I eat vegan food, something happens. I don't think that's it. I guess it might be every time. So I eat vegan food maybe a week ago and immediately as it hit my body, I had diarrhea for like three hours.

What did you eat? Explain me this. Yeah. It's called vegan. Explain me this part though. Yeah. Explain me how. Let me just finish it.

One of the vegan meals that you ate was soba noodles, right? Which gave me diarrhea immediately. And then the other one you ate was chickpea, which is basically like hummus, right? Yeah. So I eat the chickpea vegan, whatever it is, and I'm fine. I go, hmm, so about four hours later, I feel heat on my neck, right? Yeah. And I start scratching my neck.

But I don't know what it is. I just think that I'm having like some sort of, maybe it was too hot in the room or something. But you're also sleeping. So you're sleeping in and out. You don't know exactly what it is. When I woke up, it looked like it looked like what Edward James almost's face looked like in high school. Oh, I love him.

I know he's a great guy, but he's got all these pop marks, right? So you know in high school. Like Ray Liotta? Yeah. Ray Liotta in high school. That's my favorite line from Family Guy. What? When they call Ray Liotta like a decorative autumn squad.

That's funny. Yeah. And it was all over my neck, we sent Gilbert a photo. Oh my God. It was so itchy. And then even last night, I couldn't sleep that well because it just, every five minutes I had to itch it. So I have this rash.

So I think vegan foods just doesn't, pizza, I'm gonna stick with pizzas. Well, scientifically this makes sense. I did try it. I tried it scientifically, I think pizzas, chicken pot pies, clam chowder, that's good for me. Yeah. And the V in it, you know, like vegetables or vegan, it just doesn't bode well with my body.

I have an allergic reaction to it. So if that was the case, how come the 50 of Benadryl didn't work on you? It should have gotten rid of it. Like if it was like an allergic reaction, it should have made it feel better. I have a different theory. What do you think it is? What do you think it is, Kyla? This boy is so dirty, he has a heat rash.

You know when kids get the fucking heat rash on their neck, like I used to get it a lot when I played in the soil, like in the heat and the humidity in the Philippines, oh, that's just what we do in the world. So we're gonna play grass soil, smash up gumamela petals and try to make oil and stuff. So yeah, he has been in the garage for the past six days. He collects dust in his neck and it's been so hot here. There is no, it's not, the garage isn't temperature controlled and he doesn't shower all day. His hair is getting longer, so it sticks to his neck.

And I think that he just has a very classic dirty boy heat rash. Yeah, I have to get rid of my mullet. No. I think that could be it. It's either vegan food or my mullet. Vegan food, all that. One of the two has to go. Then the vegan food.

Then I choose the vegan food, keep the mullet. But it's morphed into a mullet 3.0, you guys. I don't think you know quite what it looks like from my angle. What does it look like? It looks the same in the front. Yeah, it wraps around, it gets so hot, it wraps around my neck like this, maybe this has to be the best. Oh, I don't like that.

I don't like it when it touches. Yeah, yeah. I think you should put a little ponytail in the front there. Can you tie it? Can you actually tie it? Yeah. Oh, a frontal ponytail like this. Look.

Yeah. Why do you look like the chicks from Handmaid Tale? This is cool. It's like a little necklace. I have. Yeah, like braided in the front. Yeah. Make it a thing.

That'd be sick. I think it might be this against my neck. You're right. And the sweat and the heat. And the sweat and the heat. And the garage dust. Yeah. I think my next hairstyle is I want to do a rat tail.

This is what he wants to do. He wants to do the old school Shaolin where it shaved here and then just like a little patch of... Ooh. What do you think of that? Like that? It's a completely bald and then just a ponytail? Maybe not bald, but like, you know, we'll figure it out, but I want to do some sort of rat

tail-y kind of a thing. You know. Okay. We'll talk to Johnny. Yeah. We'll talk to Johnny. Did you guys see the spider that was on my neck? Oh, my.

That thing was so big. Yeah. That was big, huh? We'll put a picture right here because that was big. Yeah. There was a gigantic brown recluse or something. Oh, my God. If it was a brown recluse, I don't know what that is.

I would have made you, even if I didn't get bit, I would have made you drive me to the hospital. That's how afraid I am of them. Yeah. They're deadly, right? Brown recluse? Yeah, absolutely. They...

I don't have a fear, a natural like fear, fear, fear of spiders if they, if I can anticipate the meeting. If there's a spider in front of me, because I used to have tarantulas growing up and I had Boris and I had Charlie and I would feed crickets and they was like, I adopted these tarantulas. And so I never had, I don't have a big fear of big spiders. I only have a big fear of them when they come out of nowhere and they're on my neck and I didn't anticipate the meeting.

Yeah. So this spider went on her neck and then fell to the ground and I just went upstairs. He just walked away. He just walked away. I walked away. Because I was like, oh, my God. Babe, I might have gotten bit by a black widow. He's like, bye.

I just, I learned in survival school long ago, right? Yeah. When somebody says spider or just walk away. I walk either walk, either walk behind a tree or hide behind a building, but I went upstairs. This is why I'm at it and your Tito because Juliana stayed with me. We captured the spider so that we were to see if we could ID it because I didn't, I wanted to make it look like so much like a big black widow that I wanted to see if had the red belly on it.

So I flipped it. We caught it. We flipped it. Yeah. And then we released it. But that's why I'm at it and your Tito because you don't go to war with either of us. Well, he does go to war. There we go.

War zone. War zone. War zone. We go to war. That's the real world. That's the real world. My friend. Okay.

It goes war zone, World War Z. Spider. Spider. Spider. Yeah. In that order. I have a new segment I want to introduce if you don't mind. What is it, sir?

I have a little song. Landlord update. As you know, bbbb, as you know, the Q and Lee household had a friend, an injured friend land on our porch and his little leggy and his wing was broken or something was hurt. And we've been helping a black, a crow, not a black crow, but a crow. He just happens to be black on our patio and he's still with us. And that's the update. That's the update.

He's still with us. He's not, I don't think he's any better. No, well, that's not true. So his leg, which he was limping on, he's no longer a limping Leonard. He is jumping Leonard. His leg is fully healed, but now it seems like he might have a wing fracture because he's not able to extend his right wing. But I wasn't really concerned about his fucking leg.

I was concerned about his wing because that's how he gets the fuck out of here. Yeah. You know what I mean? The thing that's going to get him the fuck out of here ain't working. I'm worried. He's, he's like Carl Lewis out there. He's doing fucking sprints. You know what I mean?

He's running. He's doing stretches with his leg. He really is trying though. Like every day he is called preening. He preens himself. He's getting his, his, his wings ready. He's getting his legs ready. And when he tries to like take off, it's just his right wing just won't allow him.

But he is getting stronger by the day. I'm still keeping my distance because he is a wild animal and I don't want him to depend on me too much. So I give, I do the, I'm actually, he says I'm giving a four season's treatment, but I think I'm, I'm doing the, the distant bare minimum. Get your protein in and start, you know, what was on today's, what was on this past week's menu? Well, well, it's not just that.

This is the bare minimum she's talking about. Here we go. Oh, Macassay. Let's go. So you have, you have a bowl of water. Fine. Standard. You mean?

And Amelia, and Amelia has to, you know, drink. So they'll get, um, dehydrated. What's an Amelia animals in Spanish? Oh, like Kingdom, Animalia, Animalia, and then we also food, obviously, because, um, we use fancy cat kibble and also some nice fruits as well, Asian that has nothing to do with anything. Um, but now I looked out there today and there's a gigantic now, Luminati's, no, no, no, there's a deep dish, you know, um, there's a gigantic, um, pot out there filled with water.

And I go, why is that out there? And she's like, well, birds need to take a bath. Oh, so now there's a spa. There's a full, there's a day full spot out there. And I go, oh, so when birds are out there hanging out in the wild, right? What water, they, you know, what kind of water they bathe in little pools of water on probably rooftops, right? I think there's no, there's no bird spa.

I've never driven down Ventura and go, Oh, there's the bird spa. No, right. They use dirty roof water, maybe debate. We have purified Fiji water out there for the bird debate. You probably shouldn't look at my Amazon orders then. What did you buy? What did you buy? I'll tell you what I see.

No, you don't know what's coming tomorrow. Okay. I don't know what, but I'll show you what's already come. What's already come is I'm sitting there on the counter just eating, what was I eating? I was eating something and a bagel or something. And I looked to my right and there's a stack of books to my right. You know what I mean? Black crow.

There it is. You know what I mean? The beauty of the sky. Bird brains. That's one book. You know what I mean? The image fly like a crow. You know what I mean?

The inner crow inside you. Or whatever. There's a step. The inner crow. Yeah. There's stats. Yeah. Yeah.

The physiology. You know what I mean? Of bird feet. What? What? You don't know. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, you open it up.

There's the bird feet and all the interest. You know. Oh man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now we have to study. Now we're a fucking veterinary school.

Yeah. Yeah. And now I don't even know what the bullshit we have tomorrow. I know this. There's some sort of fucking bird cage contraption coming to mind. No, no, no, no. I don't want to crit bird. What is it?

What did you order on? I want him to be able to feel good and fly away. Right? Okay. So I got him a fountain. So this fountain, it's like it's a fancier bird bath and it's like there's a solar panel thing that kind of spurts out the water in this way. Solar panel?

Oh, it's a little thing. It's very cheap. It's just, yeah. But it's like this, it's a legit bird bath with a little fountain in it to attract. So maybe he can, he's a little dirty right now, Lenny. And I know that birds do not like being dirty. So they need their bath and he's going to get it. That's just how, that's my contribution to his life.

Is there a possibility after this experience you continue to foster crows? No. No. I swear to you, I do not want to keep a wild animal. Like I swear on my life, I think it's so fucked up to try to keep and cage a wild animal. Like that's why I'm, I would never put Leonard in a cage. Like I'm, I think that I'm going to give him four more days to get better. And then we're going to have to figure out a way to splint his wing and, and call wild

life rehab. Yeah. I don't know what they do, they splint it and then they re-release the crow. But his family is here, you know, like that's their ancestral tree. So I don't want him to be split apart from his family because I know they're really tight in it. And I know that crows are vengeful. So if they see me try to catch Leonard and he's squawking, no, no, they, they don't just

watch, they don't just sit idly. They will come for you. Oh, it's going to be like a Pearl Harbor. Oh, no, I'm not, I mean, what, what are you saying? Like crows are, it's true, crows are known to like dive bomb people. What have, can I throw a theory out there? What have those crows up there is the reason why he's hurt. He raped another, I'm, I'm, I'm not accusing the, I'm not accusing this bird Leonard of

raping anybody. He has a last name now, or, or like, you know, some sort of fraud going on fraudulent. Yeah, if, yeah, you know what I mean, like he stole some sort of money or he wrote a bad check. I'm not, I am not accusing Leonard of any misdeed, but we also don't know, right? What his, what he was like, or what he is like, what is an asshole? What if he's a bad bird? If that were the case, why does his family still come say hello and maybe they're mocking

him? You deserve it, Leonard. And he's like, fuck you. She bought me a solar panel bird bath, bitch. Yeah. And now it's a whole thing. So you're saying that me helping Leonard is actually a betrayal to the ancestral crows over there and that they're watching me like that bitch is our enemy because she's helping

him. We don't know. That's exactly where I'm going. Okay. We have no idea. So we should play neutral. We shouldn't be on the sides of a side of like the crows that, whether they love them or not, we don't know, right?

We should play neutral. I should return the fountain. We fucking give him the fountain. That's a great purchase. I actually approve that. Give him the fountain. But also, you know, you told me, so Kala, Kala, you've been going out there and communicating with Leonard, right?

Leonard and I have a language now. So what is the thing that you say to Leonard because whenever she says something, Leonard responds. So what is the thing you say? You are. It has to be in a certain cadence and it has to be in a certain pitch and it's the same thing every time I go, hi Lenny. All right.

You play the crow. You play Leonard. You play Leonard. Bobby. I will speak to you. Hi Lenny. And he goes, hi Lenny. Hi Lenny.

So I, it's in the sheet and I go, so I tried that. I went out there and I go, hi Lenny. And he, he just runs away from me. Right. Interesting. So then Kala goes, you should, you have to have your own language, right? Because you're a different person, he knows you to be different than me. Right.

So I've been going out there. Have you noticed I've been going out through the smoke to hang out with Lenny? So I've created my own. You know what my language now is? What? You have three days. You have three days. Yeah.

And he's been responding. No, he hasn't. Yes, he hasn't. He's never responded. Yeah. You know what I mean? I go, I have three cats. Yeah.

I will release them. It's more of a threatening attitude. It's more of a threat. Kala's more of a lovely mother, mothering attitude. Yeah. Our cats, by the way, are fat and slow. I mean, well, except for Ming. Ming is from the streets, you know, like she, she, she's had, she's a survivor.

So she goes after anything, but, but Bojo Bojo was named after Bobby. His name is Bobby Jr. We call him Bojo for short. And all he does honestly is eat, eat and sleep, eat and sleep. He's really fat and very puchin, very, very fluffy. And that's it. He's, he's so, he's very decorative. Yeah.

Decorative cat. So anyway, all jokes aside, and my, my real opinion about it is, is that every time I get up, I get my coffee. I look out on the patio and I see how this bird is doing. And I'm really concerned. I honestly, this is my honest opinion as long as it takes, you know, because we had a bird hit our window, remember, like a month ago and it died and I put it, I made a nice little casket for it and put it, one of our nice towels and I put it in there and I taped it

up and I made it look nice because, you know, at the end of the day, I really do enjoy wildlife. And I really, I, and this, and you can tell that this bird recognizes people. He does. He recognizes. And when I go out there, he doesn't really run to the other opposite. At times he'll like hop up to me last night. Yesterday he hopped up to me and just kind of hung out around me because he knows that

I'm not a threat. So that there means, that means that there's some sort of cognitive thing going on right in his head. You know, being able to, you know, distinguish between people and shapes and there's a process going on in his mind. I guarantee you that those crows in our backyard and that giant tree, they know every little detail about us, our daily patterns. Like they know more about us than the government knows about us.

Like those birds are bright. Anyway, that's the Leonard update and we will, we'll let you know every week how the little guy is doing. I have a question for you. So explain to me, or I do know now, explain to George and everybody else your new obsession for all the movies on shutter. What's that? So you know what shutter is basically a streaming service that's kind of like Netflix, but they

only show kind of horror movies. Cool. And I don't know what I, because first of all, I like the genre. I've always enjoyed the genre. I like adventures. I like superhero movies. I like some dramas, but generally I like horror movies. I've loved horror movies as a kid.

I remember my cousin, Jenny and Sue, this is when Empire Strikes Back came out. And I remember going with Jenny and Sue to the movies and I remember them going, let's watch Evil Dead. And I go, no, I want to watch Empire Strikes Back. And I remember making a big stink of it. And then when we're watching Evil Dead, I peed in the theater to make them mad. Wait, how? Where?

What? In the middle of the movie theater. In where? On the floor. The seat? Oh. Yeah. And then I remember Jenny didn't talk to me for years after that.

But yeah, I was that kind of, yeah. You were 10 years old. Were you? Whenever Empire Strikes Back came out, 10 years old. Okay, you were 10. I thought as long as you were like an adult. I was 36. I was 36 when I did that.

No. But then I remember after peeing on the floor to be rebellious, watching the movie and being really scared of it. And then I saw Evil Dead 2 and then Evil Dead and then I saw Army of Darkness. But then I exorcised all that stuff. I really kind of grew up watching. So I've been watching shutter movies and some of them have been not for everyone. They're not for everyone there.

Some of them are very weird or also. There was this one movie that he was watching late at night at three in the morning and as I was falling asleep. But it just so happened that I was like facing him like laying down. So I was like facing his iPad like this as he was watching. And I was like drifting off. And I swear to you, it was the scariest scene I had ever seen in my whole life. I couldn't.

I had nightmares that night. And it was an Argentinian film called, was it terrified? Terrified, yeah. I have to highly recommend. You're not going to, at the end of the, there's no resolution, obviously. You don't really understand fully what's going on in this movie, even though, you know, I like subtitled movies. But I have to say, there are some really creepy scenes.

What I like about foreign horror movies is they show things and they, things that American audiences, or American movies wouldn't show. They'll like, they'll linger on an image a little longer or they'll make a choice in the movie that I don't think that American audiences generally would like because they're a little too weird or ghoulish to look at. But I really enjoyed Terrified. If you have, if you like horror movies, it's from Argentina and it's a really good movie. And then I saw another one that, you know, was a found footage.

You know what I mean? Horror movie, you know, much like the Blair Witch. It was called Noroy, The Curse. The Curse of Noroy or something. No, it's called Noroy and translated. It's called The Curse. And it's basically, what I like about it is, you know, even when you watch, what was that Mlight Shyamalan movie that we saw?

The Visit. The Visit, which is kind of like handheld camera supposedly. But there are certain shots where you go, you know, obviously it's not from that, you know what I mean, camcorder to write. Noroy, The Curse, every bit of it is through just an investigative camcorder. Oh, cool. Yeah. And it's, a lot of it is boring, not boring, but it's just like, because it's so realistic

in my opinion, it's very shaky at times. There's stuff in it that's like, you don't even know what quite is going on. I'll tell you why I like the movie, is there's a constant mood in it. There's a sense, there's just a sense of dread in the movie, because it looks so real. And I'm sorry, but I've said this before, I'll say it again. When Asian people get possessed by a demon, it's scarier. The scariest thing. It's like a girl, like just normal, you know, Japanese girl.

They just, you know, they just, there's something about it. Maybe it's their little funny looking eyes, or I don't know what it is, but it's like, it really gets to me. It really gets to me. So I really recommend that if you can get through the real shakiness of the camera. I was starting to have a little bit of fear though, or I was starting to question our parenting skills, because the movies that we've made Jules watch in this week alone, let me tell you, tell me if this is okay, if this is appropriate parenting.

I saw the devil. Have you seen that, the Korean revenge film? Very gory. I'm in sick choice in it. If you haven't seen I Saw the Devil, you have another thing coming. Yeah. It really is a horrific masterpiece. I saw the devil, then we made her watch seven, then old boy, then mid somar.

He's the thematic threat of these films. Yeah. Mid somar. And then fight club. And then fight club. Fight club's great, but still also very dark. Yeah, it's very dark, but yeah. So there are no rom-coms here, Gilb.

And I know that you and I were very much, when we were. How does Jules feel about this? Does she like this? She does like the movies. I mean, I mean, here's the thing about Jules. And she's such a nice person at heart. She's a pure soul. She really is.

She says, you know, there's nothing really negative about her. She has a good attitude. And, you know, she kind of zones off in her video games like she's doing now. But, you know, she is a good person. Yeah. Right. And I don't fully, you know, I, you know, I think that there needs to be some sort of complexity and you have to see, see certain things in life is hard.

There's some dark things. Is that how you teach? Like, is that, as I'm saying, what do you guys think? Is it like a probes that we only show her gory films? I mean, yeah, because you, you know, there are certain things that you learn from gory films. What? You know, what to do if you come across a serial killer. True.

What to do when you hear, you know what I mean? A chair moves in your room and no one's, you know, they're just certain, right? What you do, if you realize you have a split personality and you start a fight club, how to react to that. Exactly. Exactly. Right. Exactly.

You have to look at the phone records. See who called. You got to go to different cities and go, was I here? Was I here? Yeah. Oh, I have a question for you. And they're like, yeah, that was you. Yeah.

That type of thing. You know how, um, Why do you sleep diagonally, baby? I still have, I'm trying to figure that out. I do sleep. I either sleep in full, my knees to my chest, right? And then like this. Yeah.

I think that's me trying to return blood to my heart. Oh, that was poetic. But sometimes, okay, if this is the bed, right? She sleeps like this, right? So then I have this section. You know, It's true. Yeah, it is true.

Oh, I haven't quite figured that out, but it is very comfortable to sleep, not straight but in an angle. Question. Did you grow up sharing a bed? Yes. That's what I did the same thing. It's I used to sleep all, my sister, my dad, my mom, we used to all sleep in the same bed because we only had one bedroom.

Yeah. So for like the first part of my life, all four people. So cozy. We're poor. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Beep, beep. Stop. Um.

Privilege about to speak. No, not a privilege. I just don't understand what he's saying. Privilege about to speak. I'm not privileged. You know, I even have four beds. You had a corvette, Bobby.

You had a corvette? Oh, yeah. That's right. You, you. Yeah. Your sister. Gab. Gab.

Gab. Your mom and dad. Yeah. Slept in one king size bed. Nope. We slept in a full bed. Oh, so a full bed. How old were you on the ground up till for sure?

At least eight, maybe eight or nine. Oh, you're a kid. Yeah. Oh, that's okay. I thought like, you know what I mean? When you were a teenager. No, I'm not 36. That would have been weird.

That would have been really weird. Yeah. Yeah. But up until you were eight. Wait a minute. Why wouldn't you sleep in the, is that weird for sons to sleep in the same bed as their mom when they're older? Like I always wonder that.

I'll still, like my mom always asked me, he just lied down with me. And I'm when she sleeps. Yeah. I think she just wants to think of me as her, her baby. And I think she knows that. Because you are her baby, Gil.

True. True. True. Honestly, I'm going to tell you right now, Gil. I, it's, it's a Filipino thing. We get one bunnig and we all, when I took, when Jessica first came to the Philippines with us for the very first time,

she said it was like the best time of her life because we would all just be pressed against each other in one room. And there was like seven of us. And we would sleep really tightly. And it was just, I don't know, it was cozy with your friends and family. But there is a downside to that because that's exactly how I got molested when I was younger.

Okay. Okay. It's a downside to every situation. There is a downside because, because like co-sleeping is such like a, it's a very like, oh, it's so sweet. It's the whole family. But do I think that a lot of like, when I was nine years old,

no, I shouldn't have been allowed to co-sleep with someone who was 17. And who was a fucking, Yeah, that's weird. Not only was he 17, but he wasn't right in the head. Yeah, that's like, he had mental like he was, he wasn't, he was fucked in the head. And so yeah, that's, that's, that's a perfect recipe for, for what happened to me.

Yeah. Kalala is a person that car runs like, oh, there's exit 13 now. Just go. The fuck, man. Yeah. Hey guys. So we should probably announce our plans for how we're moving forward in, Oh, cool.

Yes. With all of this, right? So, you know, we, we, um, Tiger Belly, we want to get back to our normal, um, routine and get everyone together in the same area to room. And we also want to get guests back in here, not through zoom because there is a difference. It just, there's a disconnect there.

Energy. Yeah. In terms of energy. I miss you guys. I miss you guys too. So what we took the garage where we painted the walls, we're creating the garage as the new space. So what we're recording, we're recording in this room.

This will be something else. Yeah. Because this room is, I don't know if you're able to see it on camera, but it's very tight. So we wouldn't be able like, and plus if we have like a B cam person, a guest, George Gilbert, me, Bobby, that's what, like six people in a room in a very, very tight room, just breathing and talking for, for an hour and a half.

So we decided to move everything in our, in the garage, like old school podcasting. Our garage is, is very spacious. Everyone gets to be like 10 feet apart. So, you know, cause I know the first guest I want to get on is David Spade. He's on the, you know, and I don't want to do spade through zoom. So I want to get him in it. I know Steve Oh is on the list to do it.

He really wants to come in. So there's a big group of people that I want to do live. And I, and so we're just converting the garage so that we can go back to our old ways, you know, so that we can have some space so we can stay, stay six feet away from people. And, you know, this, we're going to have to live in a world with this virus out there. And it's a scary thought, but that's just the way it is. I have to accept it. So we're going to do everything we can so that we can go back to our old ways of doing things.

But we want to thank our listeners through these hard times. It's been difficult times, you know, we need an alien invasion. That's what we're trying to say. We need an alien invasion. You're a fucking alien. Arrival. Yeah, we need something like that. We need some sort of, you know, extraterrestrial intelligent life form,

either aggressive or friendly to come down. That will unite the planet because all this stuff is bullshit. We're the same fucking species, right? We're all a product of our environment. So we, you know, we're going to be conditioned, conditioned, conditioned is the right word to think a certain way. Okay. And we need some sort of external event to unite us because obviously a disease isn't doing it. You know, obviously racial inequality isn't doing it. You know, and, and we just need something to unite the planet.

If I think 2020 has seen enough, if we can just save the alien invasion for 2021, that would be really nice for the next four years. Just like you roll it out slowly. Like if you're going to send aliens, like send one or two, don't send like the whole team yet. Just like slow it down. Like a time. Yeah, like give us, you know, like a predator, like one predator hunting. That'd be cool. Hold on. The predator, like the movie.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. You can see a beam of light coming through a tree. You know who's going to be in my, who's going to be an ally to me? Who? Leonard Nevermore. He's going to be my, What the fuck is a crow going to do to fucking a predator?

He's going to be my fucking drone. You know, dead. Do you know that a crow is essentially a drone and he's going to feed information back to you? Okay. Now we're talking about fucking Lord of the, In the afterworld. Game of Thrones shit. Gilbert, did you have a question for Bobby? You went unhelpful.

You went unhelpful? Sure. You were doing unhelpful? Oh, okay. Unhelpful advice with Bobby and Kalilah. Hi. I'm a 20 year old female from Oregon and I've been having issues with these nightmares I have. Years ago when I was around five, my mom and I went to Oregon coast and rented this beach house for a weekend.

We were both saying in the attic was converted into a bedroom with two beds. In the middle of the night, I heard footsteps coming up the stairs followed by silence out of nowhere. My bed started shaking violently and the blankets were ripped off of me. My mom and I freaked out and ran downstairs. The issues that I was so young that the lines are blurred on whether or not it was a nightmare I had or if it actually happened. Unfortunately, my mom passed away when I was 14.

So I have no way of knowing. Anyways, ever since I've had two or three other nightmares where she reappears in the attic of whatever house I'm in and tries to hurt and torment me. Even though I've never seen her, I know what she looks like that she's a little girl and that she hates me. Is this shit real or is this my subconscious trying to tell me something? Oh, fuck, man. Now I'm going to have nightmares.

Oh my God. Well, I'm not. Is it subconscious? Is it real paranormal? I'm not a paranormal investigator. You could be. So tell us. I don't know your family lineage.

So, you know, I would have to see your ancestry, you know. We would have to consult with Leonard. Would you like to have her follow up? Yeah, or something. To send information? Okay. I'm going to get some background, but I'll email her. This is basically what I heard from you.

They were in a log cabin. Yeah. How old was she when this happened? She was five. She was five. So they were upstairs. Her mom and her were in an attic. First of all, you know, you never sleep in an attic.

No, don't do that. That's number one rule. Number one, you never sleep in an attic or basement. Number two, right? Don't sleep in a fucking cabin. That's kind of dangerous. Yeah. That's FYI.

Number three. Don't go to Oregon. Don't go to Oregon. Come on. Yeah. No. Um, so they were in an attic. They were on a bed.

They, they heard footsteps walking up a old wooden footstep. Like, right. It stopped. And then the bed started shaking. Right. Um. And then they ran downstairs, which is the weirdest move to do because you know that now if the, if the entity was going upstairs,

they're going downstairs to say hello to the entity, but anyway, or maybe the entity was upstairs. That's right. Maybe that's what I was. You're right. You're right. Yeah. Um, then your mother passed away.

I'm sorry at when you were 14 years old. So between that time, between five years old and 14 years old, like you never stopped. My question is, did you ever talk to ask your mom, like, Hey, like this, what happened there? Like you guys never processed. If at five years old, you remember this happening. Were, were you able to decompress from the situation and said,

do you remember it in your head as, Hey, mom, what was that? What was happening? Like, there was no discussion. That seems weird to me. I'll have her follow up. When you're five, when you're five, you're not going to even have the words. She had her mother until she was 14.

Yeah. But it's probably such a traumatic event that like you probably don't even, because imagine that happening. And then you're in your head. You're like, Oh, that was the scariest fucking thing. You don't want to talk about it because you want to, you kind of want to like pretend it didn't happen. And also like maybe the mom didn't talk about it because she

didn't want it to become, to reinforce the trauma, right? So then her mom passes away. And then now she's having nightmares of a little girl. Is that what it is? It's the little girl that she's seen two or three other nightmares where she reappears an attic of what her house I'm in and tries to hurt me and torment me. But it's as long as it's only in a dream and not real life.

I, this is not the same by any stretch, but there, I, I have this image, not not an image. I have a memory and I write it down often, like in all of my therapy sessions from the time I was 15 to now to 35, all of the therapists I've ever had will tell you that I, I have fixated and feared this image of a pale yellow house. And in that pale yellow house, we lived there from 1994 up until 19, I think maybe only like three years.

It was a pale yellow house on Molave Street. Someone had tagged the gate, narc, the word narc on there. I don't know if that was supposed to be for my dad or whatever. The whole house was surrounded by pink flowers called Cadena de Amor. And it was a pretty house. There was a big avocado tree in the back, but in those three years that were there were the worst years of my life for not just for me, but for my family, the energy, everything went wrong.

By the time we moved in the house, my dad's shipping, my dad's boat sank, my father, my grandfather died there. My, my, my mom's little sister died. I was molested. My aunt had a heart attack. Like she, somebody in her family got poisoned. We were like, there was robberies. Our dog died.

Everything in three years was concentrated in that like pale yellow house. And when I have nightmares, it's similar to yours. I don't know what her name is where my worst nightmares is always being trapped in that house and not being able to like escape. And it happened, I get this so frequently and I will always, it's, it's the most sickening dreams that I have. And so when I went back to the Philippines a couple of years

ago, I got drunk and my cousins and I were like, Hey, like we should go see what it's like now. I couldn't even like, we got to like the end of the street. Like we only had maybe a block to the house. And I swear, like all the hairs in the back of my neck. It even, usually when you drink it kind of like, you know, dampens your, um, like your feelings and stuff. It didn't, it didn't help at all.

Even drunk, I didn't want to go near it. It was just a sick feeling. So I do believe there are some weird things like that where it's like, but maybe may, may, may throw a suggestion. Yeah. Maybe there's somebody out there like a John Constantine, right? That you can call. And maybe what's so funny?

I'm just thinking of Shia LaBouf, Angel Gabriel. Wait, is that how you say his last name? Is it Booth? LaBouf. I thought it was buff. There's got to be a number you can call. You know what I mean? There's got to be some sort of like a ghost buster.

Who are you going to call? Who are you going to call, babe? Who are you promoting their next film, their reboot? That's so funny. Ghostbusters. Who am I? Maybe. Yeah.

And, and maybe you have to take the, maybe with you, Kalyla, and this person, this young lady that, you know, emailed us, right, has to call a cleaner of some sort to go to that original house and, and figure it out. Maybe, maybe. Next blog. Maybe, maybe, maybe your life can't get back into order until that happens.

You know what I did in my brain spotting thing? It was about the pale yellow house. That's what I couldn't say. I was trapped in there. Could it be though that some of the physical trauma baby that you experienced from your mother, right, happened in that time period and you just equate it to some sort of like house.

Yeah, but everything that was talked about, like, you know, even when you're young, you hear the adults talking. And like adults are fucking stupid in that way, man, where they just don't think that kids understand what they're saying, but kids know it all and the adults felt it. And they would tell us, like, I heard the adults saying that there was something not right about this house. And in fact, we had our gardener rip out the Cadena de Amor,

all the pink flowers, because somebody had said, oh, that's actually like an ominous flower, like bad things. It's attached to some type of like weird belief or whatever. So my mom's like, all right, let's rip out all the pink flowers around. Wow. And so I knew that the adults felt it. I knew that the adults believed it. And maybe that's why I believed it.

But what I saw and what I lived through was a horrible three years. Like it, all of those things happened. And maybe it is just coincidence, but there was something energetically about that house that just was not right. It wasn't right. Well, now that we bring it up, I have a story that I've never told anybody. What? It's very difficult to talk about.

But here it is. I don't know if you guys know this. Please continue. I don't know if you know this, but I had a little sister. And my brother and I had a little sister and we moved into this track home. We lived in the, you know, 70, we moved into a, you know, a new house. Where was this? It was still in San Diego.

And one night, my little sister was watching television. And back then it was static. It was a hand home. Okay. Sister Poltergeist. She got sucked. As soon as he said there was a static TV, she got sucked. She got sucked into the, but you know, Koreans, they do things.

They're like, forget about it. My dad goes, forget about her. Let's go. Right. And we just never. We just went to a hotel and then we got a new house. Yeah. Are your parents the type that if they felt something weird, they would move out of there

or would they stay in there? Didn't you guys have some like weird, um, on the Indian, um, on the reservation? This is what, if there was a ghost, let's suppose this. Okay. This is what my family would do. Let's suppose at midnight, right? I wake up and I'm being lifted by my feet by some sort of entity. Right.

My dad would walk out of the house, ran. Six weeks later, we would get a phone call. Dad, where are you? Oh, I'm in Korea. What happened? I saw you get a little bit limited. I took a flight to Korea. So tell mommy I miss.

I miss her. Okay. Good luck. That's what, that's why you leave when there's a spider on my neck. That's exactly. Oh, full circle. He's his father. Yeah.

That's how our family, that's why whenever I watch a movie like that and they stay in right, my, my sponsors call on me. Uh, they stay in, um, I always go, what? Because I just know what my family went down. Anyway, so I hopefully helped you on how helpful advice. Um, you know, good luck to you. God bless you and take care of yourself. Wait, hang on.

Can we recommend a good paranormal person? Well, I think we should follow up with her. I'm going to have her get all the information. You guys want and we'll continue this with her. Wait, can we get a paranormal person on the show? That's like a legit one. I don't want to. Let's get it.

Look at good George going. No. It's always a white dude. I know. I would. I wouldn't do something with Cass and Jean already. Come on. Dr.

My friend Dr. Yeah. I was going to the names of all the people. Um, so, you know, God bless you and take care. And good luck. Um, we have no advice for you. Oh yeah. That's, that's what you get.

Yeah. From us. Thank you for listening to another episode of tiger belly. We really, you know, back family. Yeah. We're here together and let's never forget. Let's never forget what we have. Let's be friends.

Let's be friends again. Let's be friends again. Let's be family. I love you. Bye. Bye. We're not done guys. Kala has a shout out.

I want to shout out my shiny forehead. Shout out to the shiny forehead. I also want to shout out to this, um, farm that has been sending us, um, honestly the best avocados I've ever had. Um, it's this farm. This is the, this is their, um, their, their mascot. It's a donkey. Hang on.

Let me turn around. Let me turn around. Move your hair. Your hair. Can you stand up a little bit? There we go. Oh. I love it.

Yeah. I like it. I love it. Especially next to Jules Amazon essential sweat. Um, yeah. So there's this, um, there, there's really small farm in San Diego and are called random farm. That's so good.

I don't know. I watch their Instagram stories and it makes me so happy because it's still, it's just, I think it's like a, a husband and a wife team and they bought this land in Vista, California. And they just, you know, they live there with their animals and it's basically they're living my, my dream. They're living the dream come true. In fact, um, if you guys are listening, I, if you could adopt me for a month and teach me everything I need to do about and everything I need to learn about proper irrigation.

They also like have, they also have like a lot of really nice flowers on their land. Anyways. Shout out to random ass farm. Shout out to them. Random ass farm. Wow. A housekeeping. Haven't been here in a while.

It's like. Miss you guys. What's happening? Miss you all. I bet you guys don't miss our voices, but what's up? Now they love mine. Mine. It's just the most mellifluous sound they've ever heard.

I hear it in all the comments. Fantastic. The voice of reason right there. Um, hey guys, vlogs are back or maybe now it's time to say vlogs are here. Says George's copy. If you want to see Leonard the crow or Bobby crying to blackbird, you can go to patreon.com slash tiger belly and enjoy all their great content. If you're a sleeper from the early days, George and I Gilbert, I don't know why I read it like I didn't know who that was Gilbert and I Gilbert just watch.

I read it. So in case anybody else read it, you know, it would, I was ready. I gave a. Basically guys make it seem like I'm going to go off, George, I'm going to go off script a bit, but a couple of George and Andres, our community manager of the patreon, um, fancy be, uh, convinced me to watch my first time doing standup, uh, the time that Bobby forced me to do it, uh, at the brand improv and I made me so happy guys. I was like, I don't want to do that, but they convinced me.

I was like, I'll do it for the patron. I'll show the first time I ever did standup. Uh, do you go back to older episodes, Bobby, I had not even seen this before. This was, this happened before I was even part of tiger belly. This is old school stuff, um, probably before episode 20, maybe. Yeah. Old school tiger belly. My first time doing standup, uh, I hate it so much because it was so cringe worthy and

I feel like Bobby hyped it up so much, but like, it was, oh God, it was so tough watching, but, uh, I'm glad I did. It was like therapy was like, okay, this is why standup is hard. So if you guys want to check that out and me freaking out while reacting to it and George enjoying every minute, uh, how to go to patreon.com slash tiger, that will be coming out, uh, yeah, in a day or two, probably we always change it up. We keep it fresh. Um, speaking of that, we're going to do a singing competition, uh, we haven't, uh, everybody

will be free to join, um, and then we'll like edit it and do fun things, uh, with it on the Patreon. We're, we're still figuring out the specifics of that, but, uh, official announcement probably next week. So because of Bobby and Kalala's love for the voice and American Idol, if you have any ideas for a good name for the show, let me know. That's kind of the hold up right now. Yeah.

I don't want to announce it officially or we'll be holding our own tiger belly idol. So guys head over the roar. Yeah. See, like, that's why I need your help with the name guys practice, uh, practice. When you, um, your spouses know that you probably watched tiger belly with with them, not a prepare a song, uh, we'll announce some of that stuff in the next coming months of our tiger belly idol name to be announced. And get your question on tiger belly by emailing us at adviceunhelpful at gmail.com.

We're looking for interesting unusual. We got a great one today. Uh, any more, uh, ghost sightings, let us know. Crazy dreams. Uh, yeah, we're looking for the unusual non-typical problems and we need your help as much as you want ours. Again, that's adviceunhelpful at gmail.com and you know what, while we're here, I have an idea.

I'm not going to even run it by the team or you George. I want people also to the same email, send us and put on the subject line ghost stories. If you have any paranormal, uh, stories you'd like to share with us that are not too long, uh, maybe we'll do the new segment where Kailah, Bobby and the team, we try to help dissect that and maybe we can get an expert or videos. Yeah. Videos would be great photos. Um, a little bit about yourself and your little in your story.

Um, yeah, send some of those in and, uh, we can attack those and maybe, you know, figure out who to call ghostbusters. Like Bobby really ran into that one. I hope there's someone that you can call ghostbusters guys. Once again, you know, send all your emails to adviceunhelpful at gmail.com. You can follow George on all social media at George underscore Kimmel Kailah at clam decay, Bobby Lee at Bobby Lee lie myself, uh, kill bits, uh, and you can follow Jules at bad friend Rudy.

He calls on tiger belly on the Instagram at tiger belly on Twitter at the tiger belly. And guys, um, it's great to have you guys back. It's been crazy. Uh, just remember that we know who the real fans out there and we love you very, very much. You're a super real fan right now. If you're super real fan, you're probably watching this. So just remember that we all love you.

I leave. I love even the listeners, even if you're listening to this in your car or anywhere else. Yeah. It's a weird thing to specify, but, uh, well, that's where I, because I know how I discovered the show. This podcast is available at any location except the Pentagon. Anyways, guys, we love you so much. Have a good night.

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