TigerBelly - Ep 266: My Beautiful Octopus Lover

Episode Date: October 7, 2020

Bobo loves microaggressions. Khalyla shares a beautiful quote. We talk factual documents, fire items, no-look wiping, backyard camping, and Slept King running for office.www.patreon.com/tigerbellyPlease support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm the best. Also the the the drinking age and also via the What's the age where the draft the draft is now 25? cool In my mid-20s. Yeah, but But you also Heroin, yeah, everything legal. Oh my dad died from that Heary-heary-heary slapping halt. Yeah Hey, are we gonna army? Yeah?

We will invade France Yeah, because we love the crepes. Huh? We love the omelettes and we love They're hairy pussies. Damn it. That is first too much. Is that his first lady? Where's my fucking speech writer? Why is that in there Gilbert wasn't it? People give us my speech writer. Why would you put hairy pussies in there? Because you told me to fire. Oh, yeah Welcome We have these shirts for sale. Yeah, these are new slept king t-shirts You can get them at Etsy. Where are we gonna?

You can get them them all the formats. Yeah of the buying purchases at the tiger belly tiger belly calm and and whatnot I don't know how the businesses run. I've stayed very far away from it But I'm gonna say this because of bad friends in this I don't really know what's going on Right, but I'm gonna listen because I don't want to get bamboozled or I don't want anyone that like you know Steel from me. Yeah, so I will get an auditor. Please do I eventually so George and Gilbert be careful Yeah, because and also Andrew Santino if you're listening, okay, I ain't gonna get the best guy in the business to do it You're gonna audit Santino too. I'm gonna audit everybody Well, this goes all to you because it says slept king Andrew Santino takes all the bad friends money and yeah

Yeah, I don't know how I was running it, but um, you know, I have a suspicious ass Suspicions, but I don't want to do you have the most suspicions about in all of in everybody that I think who's gonna betray me financially financially would be George No, honestly, I because I don't know what's because what who's getting what and what's getting who but Once I see the fucking transcripts and the and the factual documents. You'll see who the documents You don't speak from your heart. Really. Yeah, who who you honestly George financially betray you first That was the comedic answer he did I did the comedic I'm really thinking Well, I I hope that this is not true

I hope this is not true, but um, I hope there's one person in my life that doesn't betray me And I don't think he would but if it did it would hurt the most. Yeah is my my accountant. Wait, no, babe in the podcast I didn't I didn't know the question I don't know because you said that's the comedy so I go and then you go that I go Well, maybe I'll be real the real truth is you're worried about your actual account No, I'm just saying if I were to have a worry. I don't have a worry. I don't have a worry I was thinking along the lines of just like the podcast. Yeah, the podcast world would betray me financially Yeah, because we all work together. I think George. That's not the

I think it's not comedy. What about Juliana Rudy? Julie Juliana would know she's a know-how to embezzle She wouldn't even know what to do. Like, you know, he basically just chose you because you're the smartest one No, he's the one. No, he's the one with the most like Access and savvy and savvy, you know, that's true. I we do report him because I'm like, I don't know what's happening and not only that he He does certain things like when I call him he picks up right away And then when I asked him to do something like even secret missions, he does it without even questioning

Secret missions. Yeah, so I blind loyalty why he has blind loyalty But those are the ones that you know, you have to really keep an eye on Those are the ones that she experienced Abby in the back. Where'd he get those $800 shoes? Yeah, like like his shoes that he's wearing right now fancy. He's like, you know, he's like and I try to look him online They're like $15,000. Oh my god. I just got married. Yeah Yeah, they're handmade with wolf moccasins. What? That's that's Bobby's new thing lately. What? He he will be scratches. He wakes me up in the morning with will be scratches Wolverine scratches

I mean, like he he takes his fucking finger talons and to wake me up. He just scratches the skin off my back If you want something so, um, I want to talk about a couple things and the one I want to talk about is um, I Saw a documentary with Kalilah and Juliana the other day. It was on Netflix. Oh, that's right And it's called um American murder of the neighbor next door and it's about what's his name? I think his name is Chris Watts something like that Colorado family that guy right there Chris Watts, whatever his name is. I'm beginning to think he's not a good guy. I Really beginning to think that What a fucking character this guy is, huh? I love how like

Until three quarters of the way through while we were watching Bobby was like, no, he didn't do it. That bitch definitely did it Well, okay, let me just say I want to she's naggy, but that's that but she's a little naggy No, I don't want to fight with rest in peace rest in peace rest in peace and I don't I didn't know the story Yeah, and I hadn't I had no Um, I just didn't know anything about it. And so, you know, in my head. I'm like, is there twists and turns in this thing You know, like am I gonna get really shocked by this? So initially I'm like, wow She's just like tell him the guy will wash the dishes and shit man. I mean she better be careful, you know You know my head, you know, and she's like be home at 10. It's like he's like I'm work

I'm at work. You know, I mean just like wait, would you would you murder me if I was naggy like that? No Okay, then why would you suspect that would drive a man over the edge the nagginess? I Just oh, no, why would you suspect? Sorry? I got it wrong. I see what you're I see what you're saying You think that her nagging had something to do with her obsession with getting her way Yeah, getting her way. So it could have been I don't want to give spoilers, but I guess we will There's no way to talk about it without spoiling it. So this guy Whatever Watts he

He meets so his wife goes out of town. He meets this girl that he likes Because he's been working out shit. He looks good. And then when his wife comes back into town, he Kills her and then he kills his two kids Right, which is all you could do that. Let me just say this if you're ever in the situation. You could do that or Get a divorce. Oh, that's an option. Right. That's a lot as well I mean imagine that that's the extreme version. He went to what if he's like that in everything Like I'm gonna go on a diet. Should I only eat 2,500 calories a day or should I never eat again? That's literally his brain. I mean, that's his brain. You know, I mean, it's crazy

Should I uh, you know, let's say like he's working a job and some other company wants him, right? Should I fucking throw in my resignation or should I kill everyone in the my old job? I mean, that's a such a crazy way of thinking just get a fucking divorce but you could tell like even in the beginning that there was something really suspicious because he He didn't shed a single tear over it Even while he was in front of the media or even outside, there was never shots of him like feeling Can I defend to that? Like feeling he was like, I hope this is literally how he was in the media. He was like, um, yeah, I want you home

I hope they're okay Right, you know, I want to be you know I want my kids back like there was no bad acting. No, so like like sociopath. She ran away She's gonna fucking leave her fucking car and her phone phone at home. Yeah Well, you run away you take shit. No and when you take shit you take the most important shit Like I need to communicate not with my husband with other people Okay, I want to know what you would take like if there was a fire raging through this home What are the absolute necessities that you would that are very dear to your heart that you?

How much time do you have how much time do I do ten minutes? Okay, so, uh, so I wake up fire Right. Yeah at first these Branding branding, you know, you know, it's not that it's just that because um, I just like them a lot. Okay Yeah, they have sentimental value. They have sentimental value I put the Gucci glasses on you know because I like them also to protect your eyes from the heat, right? I would have to get Clothes on I don't want to be on fire and running on the street naked, right? So I would get like my favorite pair of um raw denims

I would get my favorite pair of golden gushes. Okay, you know me I would probably take about ten shirts Jules and I are still asleep at this point Yeah, but this is what I'm doing because I want to because I know what you're gonna do if I wake you up What I have to do what you want to do. So I gotta do my take the animals. I know I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that I'm gonna do it, but let me just do forgot about the don't look at how angry she is Are you angry? No, no, no, go ahead. I want to know your soul. Bear your soul Tell me who you really are and shirts golden goose. Go. Yeah, but also this is this is only gonna take 40 seconds

Mind you. Okay getting the shirt. I mean, I think 40. Okay. All right. So, you know, I have nine minutes of past then Okay, sorry nine minutes left. Yeah. Yeah. Okay a minute past. I have my glasses on I have all my clothes on right Yeah, and then I sweetie and you'll wake up I go Oh fire That's how you would say it fought question mark if I Fire Right, and then you'd wake Jules up, right? And then the next four minutes is the four minutes of hell

Yeah, hmm is trying to wrangle the animals the cats are the cats are the hardest, right? I might leave one of them. What I'm sorry. You have to I have to that's a lot of animals You know fucking way. I already have a contingency plan for this stuff. Okay, so then what do we practice? I I do I run drills at home with myself. Yeah, she's like Ben still in the movie the royal tandem bomb I am that's exactly who I am actually so like I run like drills in my head like I know exactly where their crates are Like where to corner Mike because cats get spooked and when they when they're spooked doesn't matter if they love you They'll just want a bolt. So I know where all their crates are. I don't have One crate. I have three crates one each for one. Yeah, it does

The cats in the dogs. All right now. We have five minutes left. What do we do? I'm asking you like what are things in this home that you absolutely value the clothes The human beings know besides the human beings and the animals now, okay aside from that, okay? Then I would probably go um you got four minutes. I need my phone in my iPad. Okay, good good. Yeah I got to get that. I need my cigarettes Oh, I was too. I always spoke to a day But I just need you because it's stressful. You can buy those out. It doesn't matter. I I need you know, I mean And if I can't find my lighter, I'll just use the house fire. What about getting

And then I would get that and then um Other than that, I think that's it. I'm out of the house I've had the humans the animals. Yeah, right my favorite clothes. My why not? Yeah, my wallet That's it and then I would be out of the house I have five minutes to spare and then I would call what do you call 9-1-1 or 4-1-1? What do you do for 4-1-1 you call 4-1-1 I call 4-1-1 right and go, you know what I mean? Hello fire fire I'll go fire sir. Is there a fire fire? Yeah, I probably wake up the neighbors

How are you how are you gonna wake up our neighbor to the left? Joe? Yeah, I would knock on his door Not probably not. Yeah. Yeah, probably not. I wouldn't I wouldn't wake up the neighbor. They should know they should smell the smoke Yeah, yeah, and then we would probably back the car out of the driveway a little bit Yeah, get all everything in there and then we would go to like a four seasons or something or motel. There's actually one thing I'm surprised you didn't take. What me too. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it's right next to you Well, I there's no time to play Dude right next to you Your father's ashes, babe. There's no pretending to play at my PlayStation

I can go to the next day. I can go to fucking it Best buy and go by holding to be fair though. That's already been burnt. Yeah, just right here So it's just I have no idea first. Okay. I'm gonna say this. Okay, but what it's real. Yeah This is a symbol I have no idea what's in here. Maybe you're gonna let him die twice. Yeah. I mean, is there stuff? What if my dad's in heaven Yeah, yeah, yeah, I probably I do this wouldn't be in my forefront of my mind is he's already passed You know this to me. This is just a symbol, but if I had time

Maybe I would grab that, you know, and maybe that tiger belly neon sign. I Like that other than that, you know, you know, it would be sad because you know a lot of these All these little things that's on the walls and in these cupboards and all that stuff are things I've collected over the years and they have you know, I'm not a hoarder, but I have deep You know emotional attachment to a lot of things Because of memories and whatnot, you know, um, so it would be really a sad thing if we were in the fire Yeah, yeah, you know with with me like I don't hold a single Valley can you guys believe this not a single valuable piece of jewelry except for Bobby's on drug ring

Yeah, she has my drug ring. Where is it? I haven't seen it. Oh, I have it. Okay. Yeah I keep it nice and you know secure But I'm just saying besides that because I don't wear fancy jewelry at all. Like I don't own a single like Gold anything nothing. Yeah thinking with the drug ring. I think that you want you reflect on that Okay, yeah, you got high and you wanted you got you had some fun No, it was stressful. It was oh, yeah, because I went to like five jewelry stores Why five though because I've never been to a jewelry store. So some of them were looks seem shady I like the way you say jewelry store. Yeah, so I would walk in and it's like

And I would look around and it was and it has nothing to do with The the race of the people whatever, right? No, I'm being real. Yeah, I know it doesn't microaggression, baby Oh, yes, I did you guys talk about this on bad friends? We did microaggressions microaggression and micro assaults because I was it was so cute one day Bobby woke me up Um from a nap and he was like, do you know what a microaggression is? I was like Um, yes, you've built an entire career based on microaggressions power moves shadow Yeah, I didn't know I didn't know I mean I I knew the style of

The style the style of comedy that I you know chose to you know do It had was something weird with it. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I mean like and then when when they put a terminology to it Then you it's kind of you just awaken I just find it cute that like you arrived five years late on the conversation Like and it was cute too like he went into a rabbit hole of just watching You know the videos universities put out of students and you know what they consider microaggressions micro assaults like And he watched like three hours of it and then he came back to me. He's like, oh my god. This is all I do all day

Yeah, well because a lot of it at first. I thought it was a comedy It's pretty it's a little crazy these days of what because because the so the one that I um Well, I was going on a the reason why I found out about microaggressions because I was out I was googling like youtubeing powie high school stuff from my from my high school. Why I don't know why But I have no idea But I was and um look it up and they had a video on microaggressions I'm like, wow, what is this? So I clicked on it and at first I thought it was a series of sketches Like comedy sketches

Yeah, right and at the end that someone was like, don't do any of these. This is wrong or whatever, right? But I was like one of the sketches they had they had four Powie high school kids. Yeah walking down, you know the hallway somebody sees a penny And and goes I think it was like, hey closer. Aren't you gonna pick that up? You're jewish Right and I and then I went. Ah, I was cackling in my bed. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, you know what I mean? And then but then it's like I realized no that probably hurts people. It's but

I know some of you jewish people that would fucking laugh at that and roast me It depends like you have a relationship with a person does that does that person know the context of your heart? Do you have like if there's so many things that you I just look You and I we operate a certain way like I I don't throw microaggressions out at strangers or people I don't know or people in the workplace like you have to conduct with a level of professionalism Bobby, but but What are you with friends and like Fuck that then a roast battle will be canceled. Yeah Yeah, because I one time I was at my my manager happens to be jewish

Yeah, and I pulled out a $20 bill and put her from her face. I got are you drooling? And she goes and she was like shut up You know what I mean? But it's like and we both laughed about it. Yeah, and it's like those little things, right? She's also known you for 25. I know but I'm saying in my head because I didn't know that it would it had to do listen In institutional areas like if you're working at the government or you're at school or at your job whatnot, right I get it you're publicly out there You're with strangers or people you don't know that well

Obviously microaggressions are wrong, right? But I think it's mighty fine to do right when you're amongst people that you love and you know Because I'm telling you right now. I'm telling all my white friends Don't stop microaggressing me. I like it We should make a shirt. You know don't stop microaggressive. I like it sometimes though It doesn't fly with me like especially in with my Filipino family. Yeah, that's who it is. It's always Always the comment. I think this is why it bothers me. The comment is always about looks and appearance And it's always a tiny remark about you know, oh, you've gained weight. Oh, what like my

My my sister no my my sister No, it's always an appearance thing like they never lead with hi. Hello. It's always like, why do you look like that? And oh, you got fat. We've been eating mcdonalds for six months. Yeah, like that type of shit Yeah, it's like, you know, like when I see eric ruffin, I don't hate to say his name, but I did Why do you hate to say that's a microaggression for him? Yeah, and I and I um When I see him, I want to say so many microaggressions Right, I just think he's so ugly to me. Yeah, but that's what you guys do to each other. That's your language of play They're not my I love him. I love him with all my heart, but he's not offended. So it's not a micro

He is a little bit But I like you know what I like is I like attacking him Right, and I love his response to me. It feels good Interesting, you know, he talks about That you're fat. Yeah. Yeah, look at you. You know, I mean, I love it. You know, I mean, it feels good But I just thought I'm not going to ever do away With microaggressions when it comes to my own family and friends and in comedy Yeah, I mean the day that you stop calling me the tooch it might be over for us

Yeah, yeah, like if he's gotten to the point where every day he makes fun of my nose to where I'm like I've asked him like do you think I need a nose job because I've actually looked into one Yeah, solely for the fact that he won't stop calling me the tooch. He's like Yeah Well, like if you're walking from the fucking kitchen, yeah down in the garage A minute before you get in here and your nose comes in first Microaggression microaggression No, no, that's a that's a that's a macro assault. That's a macro assault. Yes. FYI to you, but

Uh, it's just a joke, baby. Okay. I love you so much. It's just a joke. I love everything about you Thank you. Okay. I love your eyebrows. I love your see that's a I know he has a thing about my eyebrow That's a fucking compliment. Wait, do you love her eyebrows? Look at she calls me the worst things Look at this fat fuck. I don't call you that sitting here. This fat fuck. No Yeah, yeah, you're just like what's the worst thing you call you like my little rambutan. Oh, wow Come on. Sometimes no a little my little potato spud. Yeah. Yeah, like today. I'm taking a shit. Yeah I said, I want to know all of you. Let me watch she's sitting there and she's like and she's watching me wipe my ass She's like, you're not gonna look at it

Now that that was not a aggression. That was a suggestion. I know I'm saying I don't wipe my ass and go You know, hang on. How do you know that you're done wiping? Yeah, I just have an intuitive like Oh my god, you don't know No, I have into it. Like if it feels clean to me, I'm out I mean, I get that but I feel like you should check maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are you looking for then brown streaks Yeah, streaky. All right. So you how how many brown streaks first one? I don't look because I know there's shit Yeah, second one. I'm like, there's probably still shit. Don't look third one

I go a little more. Okay. If there's any brown on it, you keep wiping. Yes You keep wiping or you put the bidet back on if there's a little bit. You're okay with that. I'm okay with it Because what I know about my butthole and there's a muscle there. I don't know what we always talk about assholes Yeah, we have to let's just just let's just Be brief about it. Yeah, but it's kind of like a um It's a uh, it it snaps the pool I should as it should it should I know Yeah, but what I'm saying is is that when the poo comes out, right? You you clip it like a cigar one of those cigar clips

You know the people that clip the scar even anal clamp. Yeah. Yeah. I have a clamp, right? So I clamp it like a cigar, right? And so I know that there's the end of it, right? Just hanging out inside the tube Right, you don't want it out. No. Oh, okay. It's fine Just I know there's like a little residue in there. Just you know, it's it's I call them the greeter You know the little tip of my butthole the shit, right? Mm-hmm waits for the other at a shit to come Seven hours later and greets them. I think that welcome Are you ready for the ride?

Yeah, and then you know, I mean he's like that, you know, yeah, you must be this tall to ride. Yeah Yeah, he's like a corny. Yeah, it's yeah, he's a corny. You know, I mean if you have to cut your poo. Yeah, you're not done That's a good that's that's a very good thing, right? And you have to cut your that's one of your quotes Book at the end of your life. Yeah, right. That's a beautiful quote, right? Well, it's a quote. What's the quote again? If you have to cut your poo. You're not done That's by coiloquial. That's your opinion. Well, like you have to fully empty. No, you don't What do you mean? There are no rules to do any of them. So hang on. Let's I'm glad this is brief. Okay

It's stupid for fun. You keep a segment in there for later. It's not for fun. It's I think out of like laziness It's like it's it's it's like this. It's like we did it And then like, you know, the poo is like, we're not done yet. We're done. Yeah, I mean It's like when they when a movie goes over budget Right and and the director's like to the studio like I had to do these scenes. No Reshoots. Yeah. Yeah, we're not doing it. We're just this is this movie's garbage Right, you're just gonna have to edit what you have So the drug is like, oh fuck. That's how I I'm stuck. I'm the director of my own shit

Oh, the studio is not giving you any more budget. Yeah. Yeah. We're done Interesting. We're done and we're we'll have to make do you do the same with your end with your mcterition? Yeah, I do I do well, hang on. Okay. I can understand if like you were driving in a car and you only had space And you really needed to pee but you only had enough space for like a certain Like eight ounces then you would pee exactly eight ounces relieve your bladder momentarily and then wait to pee The rest out when you get to a bathroom, right? Yeah, let me if you take a hose, let's I garden a lot We know if you know, yeah, I garden and I like to spray the weeds You know me with my hose, right? The only thing he waters is weed. It's the grow weeds. Yeah

I'm spraying the weeds, right? La da da that's the song I sang love it and um, then I turn off the faucet, right? And then you know, I mean it goes And the water's gone dribble. Yeah six hours later you could pick up that faucet and they're still dribble at the Okay, I mean that's my dick There's always a little dribble. Yeah, you know Oh, wow, that was so far off what we were talking about, but I'm glad. Thank you for so I don't finish it basically what I'm saying Okay, there's no finishing because I thought maybe you just had a loose, you know loose gasket or something

But it just always dribbled. Maybe that analogy wasn't good. Maybe it wasn't maybe we shouldn't we should yeah, we should cut that out I won't keep it in Keep it in so anyway. Well, I don't even know how we got the oh, I don't know how we got there Oh, we've traveled from she she goes she was taking a shower and I go I think I'm gonna poop in Juliana's room And she's like, um, wait, not in her room her bathroom. Yeah, let's not say you're shitting on your nieces Oh, yeah, or her bathroom and she's like, no, I want to watch you. So that's how that happened Yeah, I'd never watched it before why do you want to watch him? I just wanted him I wanted to know his style and I'm really I was like color me unimpressed

Oh Fuck you What would what would make it impressive? I don't understand the color be unimpressed. That makes no sense Well, I the only thing that I was make that a quote I'm a professional 49 years, baby I'm doing it. I found it cute that he he he almost couldn't like his feet almost didn't touch the ground Oh, yeah, she did say that too. It's like and and the reason why is because they're just hanging They're hanging because it's like this like look. It's so cute. He's on tiptoes like this. Yeah. Yeah, I tiptoe

Yeah, yeah I'm a ballerina and then after when he turns when he turns the bidet on when he turns the bidet on he does this He does this Yeah Yeah, oh to get all the water to spray everything. Yeah, the taint too people forget about the taint Okay, right, but just like there might not be poo on the taint. Yeah, but there's like, you know sweat Wait, why aren't you impressed that seems like a lot happening. Yeah, that's a lot because like I said, okay The one thing I will give him credit for is because he's so stupid that I for sure thought he would wipe back to front

But he doesn't So very proud there. Okay, but then when he didn't look to see when he didn't look to see if there was Any if he had to do more wiping that's where I was like, wow because I I felt I spent 45 seconds Bedaying the fucking asshole Right, probably raw, right? So I'm bedaying the asshole Doing the fucking move right getting the taint the upper crack portion of my ass, right? And then the hole itself And then I take toilet paper

And I do one wipe And I just I'm done with it. I feel like I did enough Okay, I'm not gonna look at you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm not attacking you. Yeah, I'm not attacking your shit taking. I know We also saw something the other day that I really liked I cried And it's my beautiful octopus lover. What's it called? Oh, my octopus teacher My god, you see it. No, my lord I don't know if it will hit people a certain way or maybe the way the way it hit me was

Like a dumb truck it hit me in ways. I don't I didn't think was and she was such a fucking asshole about it She's like, you know, you're just not you're not the type to cry over stuff like this. You don't have I didn't think so And I'm like, what I'm a feeler, baby Right and I saw it and it was very emotional and I and I vowed today publicly That I will never eat calamari or octopus again

Interesting Never again. What about cuttlefish? Yes. No cuttlefish. I'll eat the fuck out of cuttlefish. It's just the same, babe Cuttlefish are just intelligent and sentient. No, they're not Fuck does it have a Netflix special? Yeah, they don't have it. What are your favorite animals of all time to eat? No, look, can we talk about that thing and I'll get into that. Okay. I don't know what it's about. Yeah I'll tell you what it's about Some South African man, right? He has a midlife crisis. Okay, and I guess he's um involved in um, he's a Either a director or a videographer. He produces like he's a documentarian or whatever and he does animal

Is that how you call it? We'll say it short. Yeah, he's a documentarian And he he he has a midlife crisis. It's the work is too overwhelming. So he decides Just to fuck it all and take a break. So he moves back to The beach house that he grew up in with his family Right something like that something like that close to it. It's in South Africa. It's right on and he decides to um Swim every day, right in um his little cove the tip of South Africa in this little cove And um, he starts documenting things with his cameras And he doesn't do it with a scuba deer

He free dives. He freed up. Oh, wow. Yeah and one day he um spots a um an octopus And he goes back And obviously at first the octopus like what the fuck? I've never seen a white dude in my life. What's he doing here? You know, so he builds this he's scared. Yeah He builds an obsession for this 200 meter plot of underwater Real estate basically and so he builds an obsession and he goes to this This same little cove every day for like 350 days

And then what happens is this octopus obviously is frightened by this, you know, I mean initially initially And then they develop a friendship. What? Yeah, it's really sad to the point where the octopus will You know throw out her tentacle arm and wrap it around his finger to say hello Or the octopus she follows him. She follows him the octopus will come and land on his chest and greet him hello, you know It's so sad, you know and um There's so much drama. I don't want to get it. We'll give it away and no spoiler. Oh, it's very dramatic

But it's so well shot. It's so well beautiful if you're if you're just a lover of nature Like even before the octopus story was introduced the moment he described like Being underwater like flying. I was already crying Yeah, it's it's one of those um movies where you I think I there's some people, you know that aren't animal people Like for me, you know, when I look at my dogs or my cats in the eyes, right? There's a definitely connection I have. I know there's a comedy podcast, but I want to get real for a second

You know and I literally love them, right? More than I love most humans like I There's like a spiritual connection that I have, you know when I see any of my dog's eyes and we connect in that way It fills me with such warmth and enjoy and it gives me um A reason to live actually, you know, and it's like I can understand how a man, you know I mean we'll go underwater And bond and connect with another creature

In that way, especially and an intelligent they say that an octopus is as smart as a dog as a primate as a primate Yeah, right. So, um, you know when you see like plankton fuck them You know, I mean I'll eat the fuck I like a blue whale eat thousands of them, right? But you know when it gets to a certain intellect a point of intellect, you know in an animal like a dolphin Something like that, right? And you can connect and they recognize and all that stuff. I just think that you can't kill them That's tricky though because intellect is still

Defined by what we think intellect is but you know something that's sentient and something so many things that aren't even animals Have like a true intelligence to them. Just like some like like mushrooms and stuff. Well, then we'll stop eating mushrooms I mean, what the fuck are you saying? You know, I'm gonna fucking fuck up a mushroom loves mushrooms, man Yeah, I'm just saying like, you know, they're everything it has. It's really like true Everything is so important. All living things. Yes. Yeah. Yes. I gotta eat sometime You know, I gotta eat something right is soy something that's living All you eat is tofu. I'm sure there are people who would argue

Yeah, so like if they you can make an argument with that you can make an argument with anything that we eat Yeah, like sriracha like sriracha. Yeah, you mean is sriracha alive at one point? Maybe, you know Or Tabasco, you know, yeah, yeah pepper. It's a pepper, right? Yeah peppers were alive from a plant, right? Can't eat it. You can't you can eat it You know, so it's like, you know, you gotta draw the line somewhere sweetie, right? And I draw the lines at the fucking octopuses That's why when you see stuff like, you know, the eulen dog eating festival, it's an outrage You know, just because um, and I never thought that I know It's so weird because I used to hate dogs and cats and all animals

You didn't hate them. You just didn't know. No, I hated them. I honestly what way did you hate them? Like when my friend, well, don't don't talk about I don't know things you'd you know, what do you mean? I thought you would talk about hurting one. No, no never hurt one But like that's hating to me my friend Before I met you. Mm-hmm. My friend had a dog And I kept calling my friend. Let's just call I I don't want to say his name Let's call him Frankie All right, and I go

Why don't you call me back Frankie? Because we were supposed to do something. Yeah, so then one day I just went I'm gonna go to Frankie's house So I went to Frankie's house and I Ring the doorbell. He answers it and he's crying Go what the fuck I go what the fuck man? I've been texting you for fucking days and he goes Skippy died I go, who's Skippy?

Your cousin? No, man my dog died I go I know but why are you crying? Such an asshole Honestly, I was like, why are you crying? Let's go to Petco. I'll buy you one. I got money, baby I don't know where to get it. You know what I mean? Let's go to the fucking animal animal

That's not you now for sure. Right. So what I'm saying is is that that's how Detached I was so it's like For me, you know, I didn't know what it felt like Connecting with an animal. I didn't know that that existed I thought people just had animals around just to like As like having a cabinet or an ottoman or something, you know, I mean like, you know just for show or you know But then what you realize is that you can have a real Like like your children or or a family member a real relationship

With a fucking animal and now, you know, I you know, I call Frank I've called them and said hey, let's keep you down. I'm so sorry You've changed. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel bad about it But you know, I never liked them. So I can't you know So when I see something like before like a dog eating festival like yeah, I'll go participate That's what I would be like 10 years ago You know what I mean? Fuck maybe I'll open up a restaurant. I don't know, you know

You know, I'm a taco truck. Yeah But now it's like when you see someone that it's so outrageous. It's like I want to fucking murder them for doing it. So you feel that way now or both of you about octopus It's like and you go to no, I haven't I feel yeah, she's been like that for a while But now I have any in octopus in like Maybe eight years. Yeah. Oh shit. Now. I am now um an anti octopus eater. I I I would even say hey, dude, you should take that off your menu So like so go wait or like so chef morimoto serving you omakase

That's not where the best um octopuses though the best the real challenge is if you go to the north of spain Yeah, the octopus there the pulpo. Yeah is That's that's that may break me. That's the real can't babe. You cannot cook a pulpo. No, no, I won't I won't You cannot do it. I can't I won't but I'm just saying that's where the challenge because I'll just have to say You know an octopus only from the documentary we saw they only last a year. That's it Right, which is like and the sacrifice like especially for a female octopus is insane the sacrifice at the very end of her life Well, let's just give it away. I don't give a fuck if we're okay. No, no, no, don't give it away. Don't we already gave it away I mean, but the final part is very special. It's very special the final part. Uh, well, you're just saying that

It is the female octopus and I already know what the ending is But it's it's such a beautiful. It's a symbolic of life, you know, there's so many parallels parallels to life and um it's like, um I don't know it changed me a little bit That and that one fucking disney movie we saw togo togo. It changed me a bit Yeah, I just love animal movies, man. Like when I was a kid. I remember watching bambi Oh, yeah, and some other kids were like, you know, we're like I it's you know, it gets it's too sad. It is right, but I watch it and when bambi's mom died already

I was like, yeah You know what I mean? Like I did there's no You know what I mean? Somebody eat it. You know what I mean? I didn't give a fuck, you know, yeah And it's so weird that people can change in that way, you know, and it's I think it's my parents fault I still have I still remember thumper speech. Okay. What was thumper? Who's thumper? Thumper is the rabbit Oh, that's so sweet thumpy. Then he hooked up with a girl. That's how I that's how I always then I

Yes, he did he fell in love, but uh, bambi fucked me up, man Really, it's it brought me a deep sadness when I in my youth like they say disney movies are supposed to like You know, they're dark. They're really dark. Yeah, bambi was particularly dark for me. Yeah, it brought me a sad feeling But I think those things should not be um Um, they should put those in children, you know, I think it's a it's a fact of life It's a good way to like, you know Get people kids, you know, even little kids experience death You know, I mean like a grandfather dying or you know, it's a it's a part of life

And I just think that those are things that um, you should put in Children stories. I think charlie in the chocolate factory should have been rated R That's dark, too That's not like that shit gave me like because I had a lot of obviously family issues and things like that that I dealt with And I was young. I was not the correct child to be watching that It made me feel so depressed. Why what has a kid? It brought me no joy only nightmares because of the kids or the family drama everything about it Like even how fat like all the characters the oompa loompas it it made for a very nightmarish

You like dwarfs watch? What do you mean? You like dwarfs? I love you See, that's what I'm saying. Let's go back to my aggression micro aggression And let's go back to the shit that she says to me on a daily he trapped you he tried he trapped that was a trap Okay That was a fucking mind trap and I fucking got you that's fucking rude But see that that right there those kind of attacks. I think you should not those things should be in relationships You like it. I I enjoy it It doesn't hurt me. It gives me joy. Okay, it's out of love

I've only learned to do this recently because you cannot survive a relationship with that monster If you don't know how to defend yourself verbally Like you have to throw it at him and it have you have to land with accuracy or else he will not respect you Yeah, what's that about, huh? So what you're saying is number one. I'm a monster Yeah micro aggression another micro aggression, right? Yeah, why don't you just tell me that hurts you? I because you already know what hurts me and you already know that doesn't hurt me

There's certain things that you do say that hurt me But it has nothing to do with the dumb stupid jokey stuff that we do Yeah You know, I get I feel like I'm in the next phase of my life Because I've been thinking about being turning 49 in 50s next and um What gets me through it is looking at mark maren and bill burr

Because they're like a little ahead of me So I look at them. I go because I remember like being backstage with like kevin nieland At the comedy store and I go, how old are you actually I think it was like 55 He's like 71 or something like Kevin nieland's in his 70s. I don't know. He's old. Look it up. He's up there. He's 66 I thought he was in his 50s though. He looks great. It was really good And and I Who also told me oh What's his name dana carvey?

I asked him how old he was and I was I remember being mind blown about the age But when you turn when you're getting to 50 it it really puts things into perspective I'm in the last chapter of my life And here we are camping in our backyard You guys camp. Oh my god. We've been camping. I saw you in a beach, too I was soaking that wasn't a beach that was in a tent in our backyard. Oh wait the beach. Yes. We did go to the beach So I'll tell you it's something. All right. I know what it's like to be alone like on that show

We tested his theory about george. You remember how you were like, oh, he's gonna last two days. You are not wrong No, that's oh god, you're so you're so beautiful um Yeah, Michael grass um alone or all right, so When you're sleeping in a tent in your backyard and the reason why we did we have to do this is because You know because of the flooding the cat that we got new hardwood and florals And they had they put this fucking um really potent um shine on it or whatever. What's it called?

It was the coating but then it wasn't they didn't use a non-toxic one that I asked them to use And so they didn't give us any warning. And so when we came when we went upstairs. I was like, I told the guy I was like, is this safe to inhale? He was like, no, you should probably stay in a hotel And this is like at nine at night. We were like, we have nowhere to go nowhere to go Right. They didn't tell us and when you walked in the house, your eyes would burn. Your lungs were burning. It was terrible What about your animals? Exactly. We put them away. We put them away. Yeah. So then um, we were we got in a fight almost We did kind of get in a fight. We did get into a fight. Yeah I'm like, I'll sleep in the garage and she's like, no, my mom's you know, it was a whole thing

Well, here's the thing. He wanted to sleep in the garage with no windows and the smell was already emanating. Yeah going in through here So I was like, oh my god, he's gonna wake up dead You know what I mean? Like I didn't think that this was not to me This is not a a good place like there's no windows no place for the for the toxins to You know the fumes to exit Anyway, um, she goes We're gonna fight and then she's like, I think she said let's camp back in the backyard Well, I said, let's go to my mom's because she has an extra room and stuff. Yeah. I can't sleep in her mom's house

There's no way that's gonna happen. Yeah, I just sit on the couch all day all night. Um, so we pitched a tent in the backyard Yeah, we got all the dogs and stuff in there. Yeah, we say it was me joules bobby the three dogs inside the tent inside a tent Okay, so many how big is the tent? I so it's a it's a nice morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah But it's a tent and then we're not no sleeping bags. It was fun because we brought in the we that's where we watched a Netflix documentary Yeah, but those Korean pads We put these Korean sleep pads down there And then put some sheets on there And then it's like three in the morning and I'm laying

In this fucking tent And it's like there's a sleep. I don't know how the fuck Right. Yeah, I got a dog on my face a dog between my legs, right? And people are snoring and I'm just sitting there And then all of a sudden I realized that There's no blanky I have no blanky. You're gonna freeze to death. Yeah, so I'm kind of getting cold too And I just knew I made a decision in my mind

You're not sleeping in here You're fucked You're absolutely fucked. So I just I went I just laid there until the sun came up. You didn't sleep. No He didn't sleep at all What was the fear of sleeping and then I could see that then all of a sudden like as the sun rises, right then the Tent becomes brighter. Yeah, I was in boom. It's day Right, and I'm still Laying there, you know, I mean it was terrible the fuck that had nothing to do with surviving in a loan in a loan

They're offering you money Yeah, but it's money. It's also competitive, right? It's also televised those are three things So me knowing that it's televised number two me knowing that it's competitive Like if it's me against these guys, I have to show face, right? And I was so I would do it. I would last but there's nothing at stake So I'm not gonna fucking sleep and I'm not gonna sleep in there again. Yeah, but it's so comfy. It's not for you It's not comfy for me. I can't believe you stayed up the whole time the whole time. I didn't sleep at all And then what happened? Did I fall asleep again during the day?

Like for like 30 minutes during the day. I took a little quick nap. Yeah Yeah, but it's also like it really wasn't It wasn't good conditions because this is over the weekend when we were in triple digits So we couldn't even sleep past, you know, 8 a.m. Yeah, it was triple digits. So then um But we were back in the rooms, you know at the house and it's like, um Yeah camping is you know, I don't know. I don't know why people do it Wait, but you said that we would you said that we would go camping if you had your own tent Yeah, if I had my own four-man tent that I could sleep in my is there a tent that has blackout shades

That would be perfect. That'd be perfect for me It's gonna there isn't Yeah, but what I would do is I would get like a downy downy sleeping bag, right the one with a little You know, I mean the hood part. Yeah, and I would get I think I think I'll be fine. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's try it then Yeah, I have to go buy those things. I'll buy it for you. Yeah Hey guys, we're gonna take a really quick break to share this brand new Juicy sponsor with you. We are super pumped for this new underwear sponsor. By the way, uh-huh You know, I like to walk around naked, but yep with teeth

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So my buddy my half korean friend steve burn has a movie out. It's called the opening act Who's in it? It's got great people in it. It's got um Ken jung's in it. Oh Give me your name. Yeah, I love him, right? It's got bill bird did it a little bit. Yeah um tom segura's in it. Mm-hmm and uh Whitney's in it. Whitney's in it. I'm not in it and um, but it's called the everyone check it out because I saw it It's really good. It's called the opening act. It does look good. It looks good and um, it's produced by burn vins vaughn

And it's a great documentary. Do you want to who else is in it? Who else is in it? Uh, there's uh, Eliza She's in it. Eliza Schlesinger's in it. We have, uh Jermaine fowler. Jermaine Fowler's in it. Angela johnson reyes Angela johnson's in it. We have Neil Brennan. Neil Brennan's in it. We have russell peters Russell peters. We have the whole guest list of tiger belly Droyd wood jr. Roy Felipe esparza. Uh-huh a lot of people A lot of people's in it. It's the longest imd bivc. Yeah, and uh, am I in it? Nope, but some snl people are in it. I'm not in it. Yeah, I didn't make the cut. I auditioned five times

I got to producers and um, I didn't get but you got to check it out. There's a lot of my friends are in it It's funny. It's called the opening act and uh, I have to talk about steve burn. He's worked really hard on it as well He's a hard-working kid. He's he's a great guy He's a friend of ours. Has he done tiger belly? He has. Yeah, I remember that it was one of our best episodes and um He's great. Honestly, I love him like he's my family. Yeah, I've been to israel with him I've known him for 20 years and What a good kid and um, so watch it Do you have an unhelpful advice? We do

Unhelpful advice with barbie and kalayla Uh, hey guys, I work in a corporate setting for a company that sells tools that may or may not be branded What they call their orange the other day? I was telling my co-worker who I have a friendship outside of work Uh, a story I made up. Let's just say I had to do with midgets and docking the thing that gilbert does My boss happened to walk by i'm not sure if he heard me or not Should I be worried that I'll get in trouble and do you guys ever worry about the things you say that are taken The things that you say are taken at face about. Oh my god This guy should this person be worried that he was talking about listen listen. Listen guy. What's his name?

Uh, c-money to bring back the idea of the context of your heart. Yes c-money c-money I was never gonna share. I was never gonna share what I'm about to share Then I'm gonna share it. Don't do it. I'm gonna share. I'm gonna share it um Because I was talking to my therapist, you know about You know, I was telling her about you know the things that I talk about on the podcast and she's like You know, but that thing that you just said isn't true And I got yeah, I know. I mean in fact

That's so embarrassing to say most of the things I say, you know what I mean? In podcast over my career. Yeah is based either in you know Some truth or they're complete and utter lies But it's like, you know, it you know podcasting is a medium and when you're telling a story, you know, it's like, you know You have to mold it or you have to add or you have to subtract, you know by playing a telling a story Like I I admit as Mike Bisping says don't let the truth get in a right. So, um I'm gonna say some

You know, I I say that I was molested by a guy with Down syndrome. Don't you do this to me? You better be real I know but you guys don't know the truth. The truth is is that I I think I was molested, but he definitely didn't have Down syndrome You know what I mean, but you you say I know but I know I can and now I can never say this again But it's like you throw in you know, you know Yeah, because you have to understand when I was like, you know first doing this kind of thing I did it in new york

And I did opium anthony, right? And if you're you're on a podcast with jim norton, you know, greg geraldo patrice anneal all these hard hitters back in the day You know, I my life as it is isn't shocking enough. Yeah. Yeah, right. It's like What can I do? You know, I mean to fucking Beat these guys into shocking them and When upping and when upping them and whatnot, right? So I would go in In podcast and just make shit up or exaggerate and whatnot like I tell another story that

I poke a director in the stomach And I call him fatty, right? Please be true. No, no, no. It is true, but it didn't happen to me Yeah, it didn't happen to me. I stole it from another like my friend mike Right, dude. I know I this is what so I'm gonna just finish. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then um, you know, it's difficult to say You know, and but like a lot of things Are true, too. Like for instance the things that we talked about today, right? We saw those movies Yeah, right. We saw the two movies we talked about. You know, we she watched you poo Yeah, but you know, I did dangle a $20 bill in front of abby and go. Are you drooling? I mean that did happen, right?

But what I'm saying is is that god. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Thank god But like what I'm saying is is that thank god you're bad, but not that bad Yeah, but when you're going back into, you know history and especially when in this medium It's like, you know, people take everything you say so literally And the story right You just can't do that. Oh my god. So when we um, even before I met you Um, when I would either listen to you on like your radio appearances or even when we I think we had only gone out on one date And I listened to all your stuff on like dvds a

I never and for one second that I ever think that you were Not in performance mode. Yeah, like I never thought for one second that oh, yeah, that man really did that If I really believe that I would have never given you the time of day. Yeah, you know what I mean? I would never She doesn't love you But it's true, right? It's like when I listen to people or any comics even before being in this world at all Growing up like isn't that what the the you should assume that isn't that the assumption of like a sane person to think their performers They're gonna tell some grandiose like half truths. Yeah. Yeah Like I don't know that's just the way I took it because if I truly believed

All of your stories Bobby like we would not have even gone on a date So like when it comes to this guy, we should answer his question is um That relationship with you and your friend like in a professional setting like it is it is You know, you know him outside of work. That's like a private conversation you had like theoretically in my head It shouldn't get you in trouble. We shouldn't tell the story. Did he tell that story at work? The kid. Yeah. Yeah, I mean listen was saying it like with a friend. Listen when I'm like when I'm in a corporate environment Which then sometimes I am right like if I'm like, you know

Like when I did splitting up together with Oliver Hudson Him and I would be like on set and like we'd bring something up And that we want to get explicit with him and I would look at each other We'll get coffee afterwards and talk about it. Like we won't do it there Because we just know, you know, I mean that you know, you could get in trouble, right? So don't do this don't tell stories, but you're in your own private home, right? Or you're doing some sort of entertainment like just like stand-up comedy firms. I just have to say this, right? When you're watching anyone's act

From bill burr to Sebastian or whoever it might be, right? it's all based on some nibble of truth But it's all exaggerated For entertainment, right? I mean, I would love to do an episode where somebody asked me if if something is utterly true Of the stories that I've told because I've done thousands of hours of talking, you know, I mean and and I would have to say there's a lot of things like the fucking audition that I had for

Godzilla Godzilla is true that actually happened and that's pretty much did you really go? Did you really go hyah? Yes. Oh, wow that what I like but no, no, no. No, but so that those things are true, right? But there's so many other things that you know, I mean, you know Aren't when it comes to like this poor guy like fearing for his job and whatnot I don't know man. I don't even know where I stand because I do like to crack jokes like that with like my friends And I have gotten in trouble for if you're if your boss tries to contact HR to say like I heard that he was saying something about docking with midgets Yeah, like the boss is kind of dumb. We never talked about trump

We don't have to what's the end of our show guys He's back In the white house. Oh my god. We're really gonna do this just a little bit just a little bit just a little bit just a little bit Yeah, but then you better part segue it to our shirts. Yeah, that's why I'm gonna segue to the shirts. Okay. Yeah, okay So, um, god bless him take care. Um, hopefully he's good you know, um Hopefully he learned a lesson, but he probably didn't But um, this is an this is a I'm gonna say this

And I'm not gonna talk about that, but 2020 is One of the greatest years In in in recent history like you mean for yourself or just no in terms of The level of craziness Like chaos the way it opened Kobe dying, right? To all the things the pandemic

George Floyd, you know, I mean and then trump getting sick. I mean, it's just This year Is insane. It's going down in the history. It's going down in the history books. We live through it And you know what the girl fucking crazy part is it ain't even over yet You know, look at all these twists and turns it's not even over yet Yeah, what a fucking I feel bad for people people are fucking destitute And we we're living in a crazy fucking time right now, but um, I hope everyone listening. I love you as a slept king Please buy the shirt. Yeah, I'm kidding. Um, you don't don't you don't have to buy it

But my what I'm saying is is that um, you know, we're always gonna be here. We're free entertainment. Yeah, right and um You know, thank you so much people listening right now that we get to we love you so much and we're Doing this together. I really do love you guys so much and we're in this together and um Let's just see what the next couple of months bring But I bet your money It's it ain't even over yet Now that sounds so scary. Yeah ominous. Claude. Do you want to try a chance at the dismount? I

Mean like I'll probably I'd probably be way more negative than that But I just want to say it's really nice at least at the very least at 2020 That I get to be in a room with my friends. That's true. I don't get to be in a room with many people But I get to be here with you guys and for that I'm grateful for Buy the shirts. Thanks for listening Thanks for listening. Check out the opening act. Hello sleepers If you have yet to check out the patreon, there's a lot of fun stuff happening over there Here are the big papayas of october

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The detail is crazy. The detail is like insane. You're lagging. So Shout out to my earrings even. Yeah the hoops The hoops one. So shout out to you dean. Thank you for the stuff. Yeah, uh also guys Like we mentioned earlier at the beginning of the podcast and you guys as you guys know, this is an election season So why not rock some election merch with slept king for president 2020? Uh, colada, could you describe what's on the back of the shirt right next to you? All right, is it I'm looking at the one in front of me though. Okay. Yeah, but so, um It was here. Let me let me give you guys a breakdown of what

The the the art means here. Mm-hmm wait Okay, besides the korean stuff though. I really have to explain anything for audio in case okay for audio So you see the z's there we have one two three four five Six z's not five six z's and those six z's represent our sixth year In this podcast. That's why she gets paid the big they also represent bobby sleeping for the past six years of this during this podcast Um, the korean in the the um, it's a hangul, right? Is that what a flag is? Is it hangul? Hangul? You should know you're married to a korean writing

Yeah, the korean writing who translated that uh, jessica jessica did so if it's wrong That's wrong on the oh wow, george He he he reads korean now great congratulations Um, so back to my interpretation of the artwork The korean inside that blue square means papaya according to george kimmel And it was translated by my best friend jessica ban um the Classic four red. Yes lines represent represent gilbert

It's the original kgb too. Yeah kgb, right? Kg to kg square b. Yes, that's gilbert myself bobby and george a lot of meaning there The thing is is this you know where that that's self-explanatory if you don't know the thing is is this Yeah, maybe you don't know us at all. Wow. Maybe you don't know your king at all Maybe if you wear this shirt buy one you'll know and at the bottom it says it's paid for by tiger belly, which it most certainly was And guess what it's we're not supported by corporations. Mm-hmm. We don't take money. We don't take money. We are Aggressor its movement. Grass roots tiger belly

Yeah, we're still recording Bobby loved our ads so much that there you have it guys, please it's election season You know, this is a very important time in history. It's also vote 20 vote. What better time to purchase It's just a piece of merchandise to honor the one true hero that we all deserve The slept king mr. Bobby Lee himself. There you guys go support it But also go vote and also go vote for Don't do write in ballots for bobby, please Or do I don't care. What kalala's name in there?

We'll see what happens. Uh, so you guys make sure you go to our instagram Watch out for this uh this week to find out all the details Uh, but you will be able to purchase this at the tiger belly Dot com the tiger belly dot com so make sure you check out that website this week to purchase your sheets Get your question on tiger belly by emailing us at adviceunhelpful at gmail.com We're looking for something out of the ordinary strange co-workers weird family members alien encounters Something different guys. You can email us at adviceunhelpful at gmail.com We love you so much. Make sure you follow george and george underscore

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