TigerBelly - Ep 276: A Fresh of Breath Air

Episode Date: December 16, 2020

Bobby has an airport meltdown. Khalyla remembers a 500k promise. Gilbert agrees to do the dock. George becomes Bobby. We talk Frankenfoot Valery, Stardew truffles, Among Us and Kid Wok.  Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus Let's suppose me and Kaleila broke up and I disappeared I quit comedy whatever right and I got a sex change Yeah, with all the parts right which parts is what I know everything I vagged everything I turn my penis into a vagus the whole thing I breasts I lose weight. I look different. What's your name? What's your name? No, it's Bobby with an IE. No like Bobby. Oh, yeah, Bobby. No, but I know I want to just say um Valoria, oh, that's my nieces Yeah, yeah, I'm Valoria So future and we're at a bar like we're at an Asian excellence awards or some sort of award show right?

I know but right you never go to that. I know I know I know but yeah, I see you Valoria doesn't worry it does and I see you there the lawyer and I hit on you. Would you know that it was me? Okay, look Look, would you know look when some people transition you can you can tell right right, but with me maybe I Yeah, I feel like you'd look like to kill a tequila right I look like tequila tequila, but like more like water No, no, I said I would listen Because the only reason why I would do it I right would be just so that I could test to see if I could fuck you

All right, you mean to trick me to trick you into thinking I'm somebody else. So I would I would like really buy into the role I would lose the weight. I would get a super tan. I get nice breasts the fact that you're at the age and excellence awards I wouldn't even think of you ever being right. So that's right, right, right? So I go You're gonna get a liposuction like a lot We're gonna do it the Kardashian way We're gonna harvest all your front fat and put it into your butt like a Brazilian butt lift like a BBL, right? Okay, that's why they that's why they keep getting pregnant because they harvest all that fat and they put it in their butt Right, but the whole though, I would make it as tight as possible for you. Now. Let me ask you something. Okay, I hope it's

Just to me, so let me ask you something you think that I would be able to fool you I'm not trying to be mean. Yeah, I think you have a very distinct look You're being mean did I say you guys should get a bunch of liposuction you're say that I did not know I would lose the weight my voice would change go take the extra estrogen It's still like look at your short like short arms and no, no, but I'll tell you why because baby legs No, I'm gonna tell you why is because when I was at the I'm a feet guy I hate admitting that because you always call me after that. I have a feet guy I do look at the Asian excellence awards. I'm wearing UGGs

All right, I'm wearing UGGs right and you're wearing a fucking gown with yeah So I'm wearing a gown and have these beautiful bazaar bedazzled UGGs, right? And you so it's an interesting like look it's Eskimo chic, right? And I'm and I hit on you, right? And you my voice is completely different, right? Which would I fool you and you're saying no? Well, cuz you also have a very certain cadence with your voice No, I would change my voice would be changed because it was the with the estrogen change my voice the pitch Yeah, but you have a very if I if I hear on like a hot chick going like that thing says that things that I'm Valoria

The thing is is that the thing is this I know it's you. Yeah. Oh, you do. Yeah, so I'm Valoria And I'm just an up-coming comic actress Oh, cool, and I really you know, it's such a shame that Tiger Billy is no more. I was a really big fan of that show Yeah, are you just as funny? No, I'm I'll play it as not as funny. Okay, a really big fan of the show Interesting. Hey, I just wonder. I'm a V a virgin. Yeah, I'm a V. I'm a V virgin. Are you I am I'm from Missouri That's not a Missouri way. I call it Missouri. Cool. That's Missouri and Um, Lake Havasu, Missouri. Is that mustache for a role? No, I don't have a mustache to Badood. I'm Badood

That's the giveaway. Would you call me Badood? Oh, but dude, and then you go Bobby Bobby's Kaleila, where are you? All right, so you see with you still. No, I broke. No completely transition Jesus, he's moved on to you. You don't think that you don't think I could then honestly you aren't you do have some very distinct features Even with surgery. Yeah, you have very specific face Hmm. Oh my god, you're being so rude. No, no in the feet. I the feet. I can I know your feet I have hugs because at the point that to the point where you're fucking seeing my feet But that's also questionable. He's like, why is why is she wearing a Chanel dress with us? Fine. All right. I'm where all right. Let me see. What if I focus all my attention on my feet?

You get feet surgery. What if he chopped off my feet skinned it and put it on his feet? Yeah, you know, I have pretty nice feet. I did what Buffalo Bill did in sounds of the lamp I skinned my feet, right? Yeah, I made like a moccasin out of fucking human feet. I'll be like, oh cool. Nice stitches, right? Yeah, what happened? Hey, Frankenfoot. Hey, Frankenfoot Um, all right, so you wouldn't yeah, but I feel like you are really soft and learning I am and I have to and I as time goes on I had to I had to I had to live in a world of YouTube In terms of like doing show business one way in the YouTube coming along You fucking son of a bitches. You're welcome. So you set you in the cast films and the you know, I mean

Tim, what's his name? Tim Goong-Gong. What's his name? Yeah, Tim Goong-Goo. Deliado. Deliado, yeah him He's going by Chantarang. So now is that is that um a move because Deliado is in a probes? I don't know. I think he just decided to mature. Wait, what's his new name? Deliado is from from the ghetto. It's from yeah, it's it's it's a it's take on the Fresh Prince because he loved that show Oh, wow, but he decided yeah, just to go by his real last name. It's like Chinaman going to Kidwalk Yeah, I tell about Chinaman, right? Well, what happened to Chinaman? You know who Chinaman is? No Is that a wrestler? No, there was a comic named Chinaman. I've told you about Chinaman You told me about a comic named chicken. No, there's chicken. Yeah, there's a lot of food out there

Okay, there's a lot of food. There's chicken. There's hamburger. Yeah Um, but then there's um, there was a guy named Mark. He's a comic from Texas he's half I think he's half Korean And he he's the comic that um taught Pablo Francisco How to do impressions it was very talented and By being in Texas, he's like this is during the early 90s

He said I need to change my you know, I mean I need a hook Mm-hmm. So he instead said His name is Mark Britton And instead of going by that he changed his name to Chinaman So he performed as Chinaman Do you know this? And he would sell out every show in Texas where we're what was his like comedy and bits Was it he would put he would put eyeliner on a little bit

And then we're like, you know, I mean there was Chinese, you know, Chinese things But then he would like do hip-hop stuff and yo, yo, what's up? You know, I mean do the whole fucking thing and sing And the whole thing and he used to sell out, you know, I mean places and I was around In the late 90s. I had done shows with him Mark. Yeah, and I remember like Him coming out too many goes Hey, man, I just I can't get anything going In my career

And I go, oh yeah, because your name is Chinaman What's the big deal Bobby? It's your fucking name Oh stage name is Chinaman So then over the years he goes, you're right. So he changes. Guess what he changed it to What black man kid walk Okay Yeah, he's now kid rock. What thank you. I don't know. So he's still a comic very talented very funny

and he um Still in texas I think he's married to a white chick Right and he's go he goes by his kid walk. Wow. Yeah, so um Interesting. What do you mean? Yeah, but check his comedy out. He's really talented. I believe you mark britain. Yeah Wait, is that is that his right right real name? Yeah mark britain goes stage name to chinaman and there's I told you I told you I told you

It's the chinaman. Oh fuck. Am I bad and then a kid walk? Yeah, he's now kid walk. It's funny how um Um, you know, you go on the road and you know You can go to like carolines in new york or Any of the clubs in la and you know, you see the headshots and you go, um Oh, I know that person. I know that person. I know that person, right? But when you go out on the road and you play these clubs and you see the headshots

You know, you can't you've never heard of any of these people Yeah, and it's it's fun to see like what they tried to do Mm-hmm, right the parakeet, you know, I mean conundrum You know me No, just like that would be somebody's name the parakeet conundrum and they'd be on stage, you know, I mean headshot with You know, I mean in feathers, right and just like, you know The nothing man Yeah, right and a garbage pail like a little garbage pail over the face

Right and they have a tuxedo and they're doing this on the you know, I mean and like they did everything in the book And a lot of these people still do it in the Midwest. There's all these like little side rooms and like little, um You know comedy clubs that generally like that's why poly taught me Did because there was a time before I did tiger belly where I couldn't sell tickets as much Right because I would only play big cities And poly was like did You're doing it the wrong way You gotta do it my way and what he does is he goes to cities that all these mainstream comics refuse to go to

Yep. Yeah, he talked about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like it's very interesting to me But there's millions of acts out there that will never be privy to and uh, china the china men, excuse me It's just one of them. Thank you, you know What hook would you have if you were in the midwest you're trying to make make a name gilbert I kind of like valoria. You would do that's your name. I like that on stage. I don't know what what's your hook though? valoria is a pixie song Oh That's why my niece is named after that song because her dad

is um, is a big fan of pixies I like bandanas. So I'd always had bandanas wrapped around all my joints. Oh, yeah There was one comic named betsy sawkind Yeah, and she Would go up on stage And they would should be introduced herself as The first deaf comic

Deaf. Yeah, but she's not deaf. So she would end her whole 30 40-minute act She would just be a deaf comic. Yeah, and people would laugh because and at the end of the show she'd be like, I'm just kidding guys I'm not deaf. Oh What was the reaction back then let the people laugh Wow. Yeah, I'm not deaf guys. Anyway. Good night And people would be like People would clap like oh my god, like yeah. Yeah, is this is this okay?

Yeah, I would love to do that. That's crazy. Do a blind guy Right. Yeah, and then just Or what what's another one maybe come up with some sort of disability? No, babe. What the fuck? He's thinking about a roll in I'll roll in with like I have no legs Oh, like captain dan. Yeah, like captain dan. Yeah, I'd come in with captain dan roll in like this. Oh my god It's 2020. I know and maybe just like I was in a fire. Just throw on blackface. No Like I was in a fire right and then Dan with blackface. I was in a fire and then at the end right I would take the thing off and I would stand up and go tada and then good night

And then people boo you you think they would or do you think they would throw molotov cocktails? That they would yes, they would. Oh, it could be mixed depending on what part of where you are At what part of the country you are if it was a trump rally and kill you think so. Yeah, we love lieutenant dan Love that movie, but I would even call lieutenant wang. Okay. There we go. Yeah Yeah, lieutenant wang right lieutenant wang right What could be a possibly safe version of that as you came out a wheelchair But you just put green screen on your legs so people know that you're not really no no The the whole trick though is to fool the audience. Yeah artist the artist. Yeah

These are just ideas that I have in my little mind You know sometimes they won't be executed, you know really does hurt me though when people say that i'm dumb On twitter people say that What is the one constant insult you've heard your entire life joking or i'm dumb so that's why that's one Yeah, sure fear used to do it all the time that you're dumb. You never read a book And just tease me and it's like sounds like trauma No, you think it is. Yeah, of course And it used to feed into something and i'm like maybe i am dumb

I don't think that i am I think that you have a different kind of intelligence that I love when people say that. I love when people say that but it's that's true, right like traditional classroom intelligence It's not a gauge for So like it doesn't speak to so many other kinds of intelligence Well, when I was like when I was in junior high or not junior high when I was in A community college junior high community college, right college. Yeah. Yeah, you get it and um You know, I the first I only did a semester

But the first semester the only good grades I got was in philosophy because I care For some reason I was so depressed, right that I would just kind of dive into like philosophical ideas, you know, I mean And you know just existentialism or whatever and whatnot and I used to like, you know If I if my interest isn't something Right, I'm full I think in it. Yeah, you know, I mean, but if I'm not interested in something It just just kind it kind of enters my brain and leaves, you know, I don't have like I don't absorb things I think that you like star trek next generation. I'll absorb every information into it. Yeah star wars

I absorb every information. That's how you can tell what he truly cares about or have interest because he has like a really good retention for certain details and like really specific things like even people's names, but then um for other things Absolutely, like his his brain is wiped clean off of that information like he doesn't retain any of it at all I can't retain it. Um, so it hurts me when I have to tell him like my life story for the eighth time. Yeah Yeah Kalala, you're different. I feel like you almost retain a little bit of everything Yeah, that's that's like I'm kind of an absorbatron where it's like

I don't need to be actively listening for me to for it to be downloaded into my hard drive Like somehow like if it if I happen to see it, uh, it'll be tucked somewhere and I can retrieve it when I need to But um That's not a good thing It's not because you in life in order to be somebody who can You know like have things roll off your shoulder. You need to have the memory of a goldfish I forget like I don't forget pains and aches like things that hurt me people have hurt me like these things like are very fresh in my mind Like I want to be like my my stepdad roger

I he has like a seven seven memory Seven second memory like you could you could get into like a cuss match with him and then seven seven seconds later He'd be like, do you want some coffee? Sweetie like he just has No, he doesn't he's just always been that way like he doesn't have a very um You know, he doesn't retain a lot Yeah, like I'll memorize how many fish Jean-Luc Picard has in the tank behind him crazy right in an episode I go. Yeah, that's two in this episode

Right like I'll memorize little things on people in the background of movies and tv shows Right, but then there's certain things. It's just like I don't know especially like when it comes to science or something like that I just don't get it Yeah, or mathematics Mathematics how far did you ever take math and college? What's the palomino? I don't even understand it What I do the only way I can do it is like stardew valley

So this is how I count So what I'll do is um on my farm You get these pigs and the pigs they they they release truffles Right and sporadic. You don't know, you know, I mean, so what I'll do is I won't count the truffles that they've This is so dumb. Oh, this is good. Yeah. You're not dumb. Oh, yeah We're not done Bobby How many truffles I won't I won't I won't count how many I pick up right and I also won't comment Count how many I have in the chest in one of my sheds, right?

So what I'll do is I'll just pick them all up pick up and then pick up all the all ones in the in the in the in the chest And then to put them in the The truffle maker machine, right? So I have 30 truffle maker machines. You have 30. That's a bit much. So I will have to work to get these to get the truffle maker machine Yeah, you have to make them And each one is very difficult to make you got to get slime Right classic

And it's either You have to farm them in in in in mines or you have to build a Slime farm, which I'm not going to do. I don't have enough fucking room on my fucking farm for a slime farm It's you know a space you have to take up for that. I don't know too much about slime, babe, but I trust Right you need and then here's that here's the problem In it that this is very difficult to get not just wood. You have to get hardwood You have to get hardwood. Okay, and hardwood you can only get that shit two ways

Three ways hardwood. You can only get it from the secret far for us. That's the main way Right, which is far away. Yeah, you have to usually run there. It takes all day the fast travel the later in in the game you can create these Spheres or these podiums are where you can fast travel to places. You sound like an engineer to me That's all fuck you. All right. Hang on. This is this is slime naturally occur Or are there like hagfish that in the water that produce this slime that you then harvest That the slime is from the slime creatures hagfish like hagfish. Yeah, but they're in

They're like little balls and they have little faces Yeah, yeah, wait no, hold on hagfish look like they're fish, but they're like little eels actually. No, these are balls Baby, I don't like those what it's fine. It's the way the fucking game to the maker I don't like they're like little blobby balls, right and they attack you've played it. Oh, yeah, you know Yeah, it's do you know you know about it then, right? So, um, they're cute, right? Yeah, but when they get angry sometimes they change color and they they vibrate a little bit different and then there's slimes with little, um Um, yellow tentacles. They're rare. Yeah, and they're black and if you kill one of those you'll get like shoes Or like some sort of like a weapon, okay, wow that'd be nice

If we could hunt and then when you kill an animal, it's not just the meat, but you get a golden goose. Yeah The new slides, you know, I mean the spring edition that'd be nice Or moncler jacket. That's nice. Thanks, hyena. Yeah. Um, so how far did you get? Did you ever get to the desert? Um, yeah, I think that's as far as I got the desert that's up northwest Yeah, yeah, thank you for exactly so the desert has the best mine there, right and it's um There's also these um all kinds of little creatures in there, but um, they're hard to make so anyway That's how I can clean enjoy the rest of the show. I started playing among us Which one? Among us. Oh, have you played you played it? I've played it. I play it. Are you wait?

I want to play with you. I'm I'm what's what is it? Among us is we should all do it What is it explain guild? Basically, we're all in the spaceship. We're all crew members and two of us are imposters well one or or two Depending on how many people you play with we all have to do tasks But there's always two people sabotaging and killing people. Yeah through each round and then there's no Communicating whatsoever until you go to a meeting room and then you have to try to like pin it on someone else So basically let's say I'm one of the crewmates, right? And then I come across a dead body immediately

I'm going to call for an emergency meeting and in that emergency meeting we vote for who we think the imposter is Is it green? Is it yellow? Is it because we're all of different colors? Can I go I did it? No, you could you call it but yeah because I did do it No, but the point is to win the game is to figure out to kick out and vote for the imposter Yeah, but can I be like I'm the guy here? It's a lot of shadow play. That's all yeah It's going to be like, oh, I saw yellow come out of electrical. I wasn't in electrical Yeah, I wasn't in electrical. But can you lie and say I wasn't electrical. You can do whatever you want Okay, I wasn't electrical even if I was I did kill the guy even if I didn't can I do that?

I'll do this thing where I go based on hunches Just based on the I just go on like in my head. I have a fucking algorithm like this one this time Now is it real human figures that you look and you're walking around or are they blue blobs? I mean, what are they blobs? They're like pac-man creatures. Oh, they're little pac-man creatures. Are you play it? No Yeah, oh like that. Oh, they look like that. Yeah, and you go around a spacecraft Yeah, and it's called among us and then in the beginning you're either they designate you you're either a crewmate or you're an imposter And then you do get excited when you're in the poster. Yeah, that's the most fun That's the most fun

Yeah, you're an imposter because you try to get away And not get voted out and you try to be sneaky about how you cheat is there any way to cheat No, but you just don't want to kill and you don't want to kill anyone in front of someone other in front of someone else In a visible area. So you can like in the meeting room. You're like, hey blah blah blah. Kala follow me We'll stay together so people know that we're good And then I'll kill her privately and be like, I don't know if she ran off Yeah, stuff like that. Oh, but in the meantime, we have different tasks We have to perform like you have to go into you know, yeah

Like you have to go into electrical and do this so you still have to perform those tasks and not get killed by the imposter Oh, I'm curious. I feel like a lot of people hate it. A lot of people would go for you though So how do can I play it on my iPad? We all can play I do it on my phone on our phone or iPad And can I can I play with you guys? Yeah, you have to play it with people So people that you know you can jump into any any game. I can't existing game. Does it cost money? No free It is. Yeah. Hmm. I want to play it then among us You know, it's popular when politicians are playing it Oh, yeah, well politicians are playing it. Who Nancy Pelosi

AOC is playing it. Pelosi, Biden, all the old folks Oh, wow exciting Very exciting all the other three people that don't know what's happening. No, are you going to play cyberpunk 277? Uh, only if I get a ps5 You can't play it on this I think you can but I want to experience it For you know, I the way it was supposed to be intended It was attended on the ps5. I think so. Yeah, so I can't download it on this. Probably you probably can just lower quality

Oh, because I want to play it tomorrow. You probably can. I've been playing. I've been waiting 14 years for it 14. Yeah That was the last cyberpunk. No, they've never made one before. I love how I know, but it's it's an exaggeration It's not 14 fucking years. No, but they've been like, you know, I mean saying that it was going to be released last year And this and that it's been like keanu Reeves. Yeah, keanu Reeves isn't it? Um, I love him. I love like my new thing where it's like I really do a good job pretending to care What do you mean? That's something I'm working on You don't care about cyberpunk. No, but what how have I been every time you've been telling me about your your victories? But I understand but when you're doing it though, I understand what you're doing and I appreciate it the effort

So when I talk or I go she'll go like said like I'll be done with warzone and she'll do something say something ridiculous like How'd you do babe? Right, which I know she doesn't give a fuck. That's friendly. It is friendly But I don't but it gives me the opportunity to at least say to somebody, you know I mean about the excitement of winning because I know it matters to you and I also genuinely want to engage your mood If it's like we want and I know it's like oh, we're gonna cuddle and watch movies all night Yeah, and also what drives her crazy the worst is showing her the win. I hate it I love and I had to sit there for like 22 minutes just like from beginning to end

Dillon and him like scream and it's yeah. Yeah, like I don't Oh my god. There was this one game I'll tell you. It's like all I hear is Steve. You're a hero, Bob It's a bit much what Steve's calling you a hero. I know no my brother will make me cry I believe you my brother will go like like Bob I just want to say that I've never been more proud of you And I just think that like, you know, you've improved and you're like a real warrior And and and in my mind, I'm like, okay, Bob. He's 19. He's 20 years old. Yeah, right when I know that he's you know

What is he now 47? Wow, he's 47 46 you still sell you in your mind. He's 19. No in my mind. I got he's 19. He's 20. You know what I mean? But he uh, he gets really emotionally gets me all emotional about it. You know, that's cool. It's our way to fucking bond Why not, you know, why not? Yeah, but so cyberpunk She she feigns, you know, look at me. Why not? Why not? Yeah, here's an opportunity though She said she does play a game called among us. So And you know what I will play it and I would like to engage and play with her

There was this other game that we're playing like that. Um finding the Remember that one again puzzles, but those are those aren't like actual Those are like puzzle games. Yeah, I like playing Juliana is is playing valorant. Is it valorant? Oh Wrong and passes Valorant, does that how you say it? My dad says it all the time But he says wrong wrong and passes and the wrong syllable. Can I can I just say this though is Look at a show like queen's gambit

And we've what two episodes that I love the show. I watched the whole thing. She's seen the whole thing Have you seen it? No, or I started it and I was a little bored at the first episode. So Oh my god, people like you people like you. I like it. It's my joy. I did you see it? No, I haven't seen it yet It's so good. So good. But and but what I realized is that um That you wouldn't have as many chess players back then if there was an xbox Right, it's like chess was like a thing because of the fact that there weren't a lot of like really like high level Like intelligence strategic games out there that two people can play on on you know on the fly, you know So it's like I know that if I lived in that era in the 90s if I was white

You know and I was living in the 40s But I had the same personality as I do now that I would be like a huge like Chess guy I would be reading the books and like figure out openings and strategies and like and you know, um, I also um I understand now why I completely stay away from video game play It's because like again, it's another arena of competition that I don't want to put myself in because I don't have a good response to uh competition

Oh, I'd really have like I have the worst response to it like my body physically wants to like Fight would you consider yourself a sore loser though? No. No. No. Yeah, but but It's not that I would ever outwardly be a sore loser, but inside I'm a sore loser Like I absolutely I it emotionally crushes me. I don't know how to handle um competitive loss Um with myself But outwardly I'd like congratulations. I was really good really proud of you and I'm like dying on the inside Yeah

I hate losing as well. Oh my god. When we play chicken shot and he loses. Oh, I go crazy. I'm a poor loser and I'm an awful winner Oh, the worst. Yeah, I'm the worst combination. Oh, I'll like, you know, if I win a game in anything I'll do a definitely a dance And I'll go right to your face and I'll do a some sort of dance a glow dance and go What's up loser? You know what I mean? You feeling down on yourself? Here's the king, you know, whatever. I'll just get right rub it right in your face, right? But what I love about chess by watching queens gambit is it's one of those games where in my mind I'm like, it's almost impossible to cheat

in chess Right, unless you walk away From the board you go to another room and you consult with other people or whatever Or or you have some sort of computer in another room or whatever But if you're playing one-on-one with somebody You're playing just a straight game with some time to it or even not time, you know I mean, it's almost impossible to cheat. That's why, you know, I don't want to give anything away, you know, I mean When it comes to like the show queens queens gambit, but

I'll just give the first episode away. Okay, if that's all right. Yeah, it's when This young girl right beats what Beth. She beats, you know 10 high schoolers and she's like 11 or whatever, right? And she's playing 10 high school male boys at the same time when they all lose That can't they can't say anything. They can't go. Well, you cheated or yeah, whatever they have to like literally go. Oh fuck Resign we that's next level shit. Yeah, right? It's one of those sports where or or a game not sports But games that like you have to give it up You know, I mean when the person destroys you, you know, there's no performance enhancement drugs, right?

I mean, it's not like also poker. There could be some cheating going on. Yeah car count count car counting or somebody looking out You know, I mean for you and give you signs or whatever, right? You can't do that with chess. That's what I like about it But um, like the ash roasted to the Dodgers Oh shit, but we won No, we didn't win but this year we I'm a fair weather. I'm a really a fair weather fan when it comes to that though Yeah, he really is I saw the last games Yeah, what do you call them the world series?

Have you guys seen the movie run yet with sarah paulson? You guys will like that same director from searching anise chicante. Oh nice And it's a movie or it's a movie. It's this is the it's a movie based on some of those cases about those Parents that would keep their kids sick. Oh like munchausen by proxy that one. Yeah, and so run Is can I watch it now on itunes? Yeah on hulu on hulu exclusive deal. Yeah, maybe I'll watch it I'll watch that movie. I enjoy movie. I enjoy and we also saw another one. What's another one you saw a tv show And it was called undoing, but I just the show in itself, right is um Pretty good, man

I really liked it I like crime stuff, man. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, I love broad church. Do you watch broad church? You bring it up all the fucking time broad church. No, I don't yeah the other day you're like you didn't see broad church Well, no, there's like a lot of and I always you know, and it's so funny when you say broad church I always thought that you meant broad city. I was thinking the same thing No broad I know but when you said broad church over the years or you just watch broad church In my head when you say that I always Just confused the two and I'm like, I don't want to watch that comedy central. You know what I mean show

You never also by the way broad city is amazing, but you never even watched the night of with riz Ahmed. Oh, so good So good Well, I saw it's there's different seasons of it, right? No, no, you're thinking of true detective. I think oh I'm thinking of true detective So the night of is a good so good. John Turturro. I can't see his name John Turturro Tito Tito Tito great actor I love that guy. My favorite movie. He was in yeah was the old early Coen brothers movies And he was in a movie called millers crossing. You ever see that? I haven't seen that one

John Turturro, you haven't seen that one. I've seen it is so fucking good in that movie tonight And then here's another movie that he was good that you won't like I don't think Gilbert is um another Coen brothers movie, which is Barton Fink. You see I saw Barton Fink. You see it long Long time ago. Yeah. Yeah little confusing little dark and weird very good and then um Turturro was in a Transformers movie. Oh, he was also

With tj Miller He was also in the transfer Doesn't he that one with Johnny Depp to like open window or something? I don't know wait, but can you look that up? I remember watching it was really good. Johnny Depp's a writer See god, I don't know you remember. Maybe I'm mixing two movies. Uh, oh here's another thing that John Turturro was great at Do the right thing. Yes, Kyla Do you ever see do the right thing? Oh, yeah, one of my favorites. What are good? You're right. Kyla. What is it? It's a secret window. They're both in it. Yeah, Johnny Depp. Psychological horror. Yes. Yeah

Psychological horror I love it. What else has been up. What's what's new with you, George? Um, well, I think I'm turning into bobby lee since I've gotten into war zone Have you really did you only do it just to kind of like be a people pleaser and like please him? No, he likes no, I got into it for the camaraderie, you know I play with brice since we don't see each other every day and his friend larry back home. Are you any good? Um, I've gotten a lot better. There's one play. Uh, yeah, there's what my One of the earliest times playing uh is uh is on our patreon and I've gotten so much better

I'm so embarrassed looking at that. Yeah. No, no, let me ask you something. Have you won with brice and your friend? Oh all the time. I've got like 17 wins Whoa, that's way more than you babe. That's not true at all. No bobby does have like 70 something I got four last week in every night. Yeah, but you said that you only ever get it like once every two weeks Let's be honest. I play for a lot. I feel like your wins now are truthful wins and my yeah the before You're being so rude right now. I just want to be honest. I know you're putting your fucking finger at it You're being so fucking rude right now. It's different right? Right. No different. Yeah Yeah, I'm out before I played with really good guys like my friend josh from and ramy and those guys

And they would do you still play with josh? No, I haven't heard from it. I know so I love that kid But um, you know, and they would carry me to win right but now my wins All right, I know it's war zone talk as she hates it, but I love it, but now my wins are um I'm number one still standing Right number two I'm I'm you know one of the guys that are getting the kills to finish off the game a couple of games I'm the last guy on standing almost right. It feels great. You're the lead Thank you and Dylan. I'm starting to think wins aren't that special or hard to do. There he goes

You're being nasty and you're being so what else so you've been getting better So how come you haven't played with me really because you never added me if you remember you still haven't added him as a friend Oh, really? Yep. How did we do that? I don't know. I I've requested it I sent you by thing with the special numbers at the end Yeah, did you play every night? Uh, quite a bit. Yeah, and I've noticed like Like, uh, my wife will be like, oh you're playing war zone again, and I'll be like, baby I'm I'm still earning money. I'm as successful as I've ever been in my life

I'm doing great and then I'm like I hear myself talking. I'm like This is this is bobby lee talk. I can really it's the same. It's like the same thing. You know before I was like Justification I understood kalayla and now I'm like understanding bobby. I'm like On the other side of it. I'm like, I love it. Dude. I don't know all the justifications I'm not even allowed to what I'm like. Oh, you're playing a game. Are you doing you're playing games? I'm like, all right. I'll stop playing You're gonna fight for your right Yes, no you're gonna fight for your right to play dude. Well, then you got to fight for your right to this pussy. Is there? I I fucking you how I'm doing

I have a question for us the fact that his wife my girlfriend your girlfriend they all share the same feeling towards it are Are we delusional? It's just that you want to prioritize pleasures. It's just that guys and it's fine But how long you prioritize it for is is, you know, really what determines whether you have a good relationship with gameplay Or a bad relationship with gameplay If it if it fucks up if it takes up 18 hours of your day and you no longer, you know want to work for this pussy Complexible that is so

Beautiful pussy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the boys are on now, you know, the boys are on now And if I don't get them now that I won't get to play today, you know, that's yeah There's that pressure of it too, right? It's like, you know, I know that my brother only plays between 10 30 11 and 1 in the morning, right with right. So, you know, I don't want to play I I used to play with randos You know, I mean, that's how I got I know the guys like ramy in this, right?

But I realized that it's just not as fun as playing with my brother, you know And I'm sure you get the same feeling with Bryce. You know what I mean? There's a different kind of like when you're down Right, because in war zone when somebody shoots you they don't kill just listen to me. I don't think she likes you I know It's close to her pussy though So, um Talk to her talk right into it

Yeah, so he pussy. Yeah. Yeah. So what I'm saying is now put it down, babe. All right. This is a family show. This is a family show. So, um So when you're playing with another guy a rando, right? Yeah, it's so in just listen to me Um, call it guy. Why do you need me to listen again? You almost called her. I know now listen to me callila. All right When you shoot somebody you don't kill them right away with they get down Right, so it's not like, you know, when you're shooting somebody and they fall down first and they get down And you you and but if somebody keeps shooting that person then they get killed, right? But there's a moment where your friend or whoever's on your team, right can um revive you Right

And what I've noticed is that if I'm with a random Playing with random people and I get down and I go guys. I'm down Someone revive me. They don't pick up. They don't pick up as fast or they're nowhere to be found, right? What I notice is no matter what is happening on the board Even if my brother knows that he's gonna die by reviving me. He's there He's there reviving me. Do you feel the same way with brice? Uh, right. No, he's like, are you safe? Are you in a safe place? Are you behind something? But that's how white people and their families are like show love. That's how they show love. Are you safe?

That's how white people and they're and you guys but with koreans, dude and asians No matter what the fuck is happening, right? We will revive each other. They'll feed you even when you're not hungry. True. Yep And let that be a lesson to you my friend You whitey so you're getting good. I'm getting okay now Respectable at least what how are you other podcasts? Um All good Um, no, brice is taking over most things. So we're kind of separated. So you're only doing the big ones

No, I'm only doing this. He's the ceo. So I see the two big ones. No, we're we're separating Okay, you have bigger you have bigger podcasts than tiger belly and bad friends. I'm just let me ask you something What are your two top podcasts that you produce? I've got a couple podcasts bad friends and tiger belly are the ones that I'm on which are the top ones I'm asking you a direct question Is that tiger belly and bad friends are the ones that he's on? Yeah. Yeah, which one are the top ones top money? Okay, those are the biggest they're the Are they really you're fucking huge man. Thank you so much. That's all I wanted to hear man. Yeah, you know

But let's just go biggest in the world. Let's go some of the biggest in the world Not just the biggest that I'm on was the most fun to be on tiger belly or bad. Oh tiger belly right now And uh, let me ask me in uh, there you go. I am a people pleaser and I will tell you I'm a yes man you know, it's funny because um people now um, you know, Tony people are moving to um, Texas austin austin and I'm kind of excited about it I'm excited that people are moving Chavez ravine for life You know, I want to stay here But it makes sense for people that aren't from la right if they came to la

For a dream or whatever and certain things have changed around it's it makes sense that They they're jumping to another state, but if you're from here and you're in angelo This shit lives in your blood. I don't care if we get burnt to a crisp by fucking forest fires Well, I'm from San Diego. I guess I is that la no Well, I'm not I'm not I'm not an angelo then kalala is for sure. You're you know, california like at least for me You know, this was the first place I landed from the philippines and I always thought that oh, I could live anywhere I could live as I'm getting older and like holy shit, man. Like la is dope. I love it here I don't care what anyone says any every the perception is that like hollywood as la la and it's not

It's not the kids that I grew up with the people that I know the friendships that I've made It has nothing to do with the elites of hollywood Yeah, I love when kids come here and they they have this dream or this idea about los angeles And it's usually, you know, um, the perception is based on what they've seen Through the media or television and film or whatnot, right? But then they drive by like, you know, western and Santa Monica, right? And they go, what the fuck? This is not You know, that's la to me. Me too. And I love it. Yeah, I love it. I love the grime of la. I love the grime of it on my weekends

Um pre-covid. I'd go to los callones. I'd eat there saturday morning And I've also tried listen. I I want to say I've I love all the cities I've ever been to I really do and there's Little bits of it like, you know, I like the rain in portland, you know, I like just the Trees in austin for some reason. I just kind of like that, you know, and I like, um The flatness of Idaho That was a stretch, bro I love the beautiful flatness of Idaho. Have you been to Idaho? Yeah Idaho is well, jessica, uh went to Idaho like two years ago and she was like, dude, it is beautiful here

Now maybe not Idaho. I'm talking about. Um, where's wise guys at Indiana? What are you? You're talking about Omaha? Omaha? It's flat. Oh, oh my gosh. That's the most boring state to drive through Omaha's Nebraska. Yeah, it's pretty flat Oh, it's just corn for five hours But you know, you have these, you know ideas about especially when you go to a red state and you think yourself like my brother always goes but It's Texas scary because it's like a lot of white people with cowboy hats. It's like, no, dude That's what like international people think of America. I know it's like the opposite of that

It's like an asian hub, too I know it's like so fun and the people are so the best audiences I've ever played for is in in texas the most wild, you know, the strip clubs are wild, baby You know, I love myself some texas and you know, when you look at, you know Like a political map, you know, it's a red or whatever. It's like I don't visit those areas, right? But in the cities, man, it's fucking great. But um, but throughout all my travels, um I still miss LA everywhere I go

Even Hawaii. I was just in Hawaii which is um I had a mental breakdown at the fucking airport Why? Oh, yes, you I snapped. Wait, tell the story And it really wasn't your fault my poor baby. Yeah, but does that do a tsa? No, surprisingly not. No, so I I get a call. So I'm doing magnum. All right. I missed my first COVID appointment at CVS um Because I didn't have my car

well And so that you knew I know just let's go big fight. Jules and I went rollerblading and we took the car Yeah, so I couldn't because he didn't tell me that his COVID test was not the ones you know, they usually before he has to film they usually come to the door and they swab So it's at CVS. Yeah I took the car. So she took the car couldn't make it make it. So rollerblading was fun though So then I had to two days later take one, but it was like a little too late I was flying the next day

So I didn't have the so I would have to quarantine in Hawaii for a couple days Anyway, I go to the fucking CVS. I take the test. I fly to Hawaii and as soon as I get there it's like, um I'm Pulled from like you get off the plane and they pull me aside and go. Okay. So where's your QR code that one? Yeah, because you your QR code because you have to Yeah, where's all that and I go what I go? I don't know no code And they go, well, where's your you know, I mean, you know, you to get on the plane to come here

You had to fill out that Hawaiian, you know state, you know, I go, I don't got it baby You thought production was gonna do it. Yeah, I got nothing And then I just keep walking You know what I mean, and they go whoa, whoa, whoa, and they put me on another side And they're like you can't enter without doing it and the paperwork was You know, it's so confusing then they had to call the hotel, but then I acted like a little baby What did you do? I just said, you know what? I'll just take the You're gonna take the plane back home

Is that what you said? To them Yeah, you had a tantry I had a little tantrum a little tantry Because I had to wait like an hour To do it. Yeah, and I had to admit I acted like a little baby And then I started going

Oh, this sounds so me. Well, we might have to cut this out But I go, yeah, well, you know, I don't know. I'm just I'm just here to do tv show He pulled a Reese Witherspoon Yeah, yeah, yeah, I pulled a fucking Reese Witherspoon With Reese Witherspoon Survival mode, bro They're like, we don't know what that is Survival, bro

They go, we don't know what that is I imagine PI, you know, they go, we don't know what that is We don't know what you are We don't know what's going on. You have to fill out the stuff So I did it and then um But then I had to then I go to the hotel and they you can't leave your room for Two days, which is fine by me because I had my um Playstation

So I played a lot of warzone That's it I act I act like he was a baby and he called me What did he say? I don't remember Bebu Oh, yeah, bebu Because

Oh hungry Yeah Oh hongo Yeah I'm like, well, I'm I'm in LA. I don't get there's nothing. That's not much I can do for you He's like, are you sure? I have nothing to eat So then

Oh my god I had to get a bunch of groceries delivered to his hotel room. Yeah, that was really nice of her They brought their groceries over and um, but I have to say shooting was just A fresh of breath air I got good. I thought I had a breath air. What did you just say? A fresh of breath air A fresh of breath air Yeah

It was a fresh of breath air and uh, I'm just gonna commit to it It was a fresh of breath air And I really enjoyed it. Thank you so much. Yeah What is it a fresh of air breath? What is it? A fresh of air breath No one tell him, please Yeah He'll get it one day

I don't know what it is anymore. He fucked my mind up, uh an air It's a breath of fresh air Yeah It's a breath of fresh air It's an air of breath breath air Fresh of breath air It's an air of breath air Oh, anyway, it was really nice. Um, and um

We have an unhelpful advice. Oh good. Uh, I've got something first That of unhelpful advice though. We wanted to play this clip from this episode. Is that correct George? Yes, I do. This is a episode 15 Uh, two minutes and 30 seconds in Of tiger belly? Yeah, tiger belly Yeah It's near my friend

Yeah The end is near. Also, if you missed the last 10 seconds of the last podcast, which you did Bobby Um, I announced that when we hit half a million, um subscribers That Gilbert Gilbert is going to allow me to perform a Filipino style poke poke circumcision Oh, what? Yeah But like because he named his uh, the other day he named his foreskin. Um, um, James Jonathan Is it Jonathan James or James Jonathan?

It's a private conversation So anyways, RIP to Jonathan James pretty soon if we hit half a million and not only that I'm actually gonna poke poke style So I'm gonna put it on like a little wooden stick babe. I'm gonna hatch at it And then I'm going to chew guava leaves. I'm gonna shove it. I'm gonna stuff his dick with guava leaves, right? Yeah I'm gonna make him jump. I'm gonna sit in the top because I'm gonna poke his dick I can't believe I'm gonna get to perform my first 30. I can't believe at age 30. I'm gonna have my foreskin off Gilbert I'm not gonna have you do the glum coat clamp like they do in the hospital. Uh, so just so the fans know our, uh,

YouTube is nearing 500,000. We're at 490. I think 95,000. We used to have 100 listeners. No joke Really when we I first started and when it was just us three. I uploaded probably like honestly 700 people listen Wow, do you understand how crazy our growth has been? That's kind of fun. It's really exciting. Thank you so much for listening everybody. Wait, but hang on I really want to get to the bottom of this. Yeah, I don't remember that. Yeah, Gilbert's trying to change the subject Yeah, yeah, we're going back to it. The war is always one of those games camaraderie brotherhood So after the pandy gilb, can we take a trip to the Philippines and can I get like guidance from like a community leader there?

Who who does the the bookbook style and can I circumcise you? I am not close to the idea I'm open to it. Wait, but that's not true. You know what I changed that was five years ago I no longer believe in circumcision and I think that if you want schmagma under your dick, that's fine Wait, let me rephrase that because I don't want to say that Really? No, keep it in. Can I can I at least you know at 500,000 can I at least um See your dick. Can I at least pull on your skin? I've let you touch my dick No, but with the stick in over the head. Can I pull out your skin? Can I see it? Can you dock? Oh, can I dock? Yeah, can I dock my penis under your fucking?

I'll Yes, really? Yes, and and you think is this instead of the circumcision. Are you trying to? Yeah, it's funny. It's funny. It's funny that you say that it needs it needs to be held for one whole minute It will and also I'm gonna do it. I need you to fuck it. Okay. Yeah, but I have to get a little erect Right, because you can't talk fucking I can dock. I can dock flaccid. I'm just saying. Oh, you've done it Just saying I can dock. It's better if it's he's flaccid, but I need you to fuck your skin I'm gonna be fucking but I need you to pull on the foreskin onto your dick Like po yank it over. All right, let's do it, but I don't mind that because that's the power position. I'm encapsulating you

So As long as I can say I'm more masculine than bobby for two minutes You're trying to talk me out of it. I'm trying to talk you into it. I'm in already baby. Let's fuck That's not fucking I don't know. No, that's like, um harboring You know, it's like self what explain harboring penis cuddling. You're cuddling. You're like I like that you're cuddling my own dick Yeah, yeah, you're harboring me from harm. He's you're breathing him in. I'm giving you life Exactly. Okay. I'll give you that. Okay. Right. Let's do it. So we're gonna do that Your battery will be recharged after you dock. Oh when he sees me

Do you have an unhelpful advice? Uh, yeah Unhelpful advice with bobby and kalilah and George Brad Pitt Kimmel his whole outfit looks 90s. I love it Sorry for the aggressive subject line tiger belly unhelpful advice hashtag kids For a few podcast podcasts now I've heard bobby claude talk about this notion of kids not wanting kids if you're a possibility of passing a certain gene Or personality trait which I completely understand. I also understand bobby. Uh, is a bit of a manchild. Okay. I didn't mean to read that No, no, it's no keep reading that part. Honestly a bit of a manchild. However, I'm sure not just

I but his audience has seen him grow over the last year with an addition of juliana to their household Now this isn't to say He's a full grown adult that kalilah would like him to be but this definitely means that he is able to get there exclamation mark But I'd like to focus on the first point If one of my main concerns about possibly passing on certain genes large personnel Uh, if that's one of his this person's concerns, what are your guys thoughts on adoption? Should that be a real concern for him if he feels the same way and should he just adopt and just avoid the stress or I think this person has been misinformed bobby wants his own

mini spawn He wants a spawn of the devil He wants him. I want to be like the joe lee's and the pits, you know, I mean I want to have some and I want to have you know mix it up mix it up I want to have you know, I mean, I'd be perfectly fine not having to see my DNA in someone else Yeah, I do I would you know, even watching the queen's gambit. I would love to have one of those You know a prodigy a british prodigy you find a pretty pretty even if they aren't we'd love them regardless

Yeah, I just don't want like a you know A gabriel glaces without the talent What do you mean like a just a fat, you know, I mean just a fat sleepy brown, you know, I mean First of all First of all kids don't come out like that. They don't his parents. Oh, I'm sorry. I love Gabe. Yeah, you know, I mean, it's just like, um There were times where I just couldn't look at him You know, I mean, but uh, so is that when I get canceled again? I mean, it's like I I feel like I when I I feel like when I say things right if you guys look at me like, why do you just say that?

I can't believe I'm just curious. Well, I just feel like there's resentments toward gay, but you love him I fucking love gay man. I feel like you can say all this. Oh, I can I can let's do it. I can have him on You know, and I will have him on This podcast we have a good we can get a lot of people My thoughts on adoption a hundred percent on board bin. That's I'll do it. I'll do it once we have our own biological one See, that's a problem there. Who wants to carry that baby? Who wants to be my surrogate? Uh, kawinda chandy She lives in the woods. That's true

Good point. Jessica said she would that's a good Ask jeff Jessica's Jessica said she absolutely would it's just that I I don't know if I I I'd feel so bad. I'd be like fuck I I'm putting her through You know, nine months. We would pay her Any fans out there want to earn some cash? No, we wanted to pay Jessica. She wouldn't take the money or she would take it. Yeah. Yeah any fans out there that want That want coli lanai's baby and we will pay you. This is not how we do it, babe. No, what kind of application would what the fuck, babe?

You know, that's like a perfect ransom movie They're gonna run away with our with our baby, right? Should we write this? And then we can't have lawyers and sign a contract. I want all that stuff How's that? This doesn't stop someone from like taking a flight to we would fucking interview them first, right? And and and There's an agency for that. There's an agency for that. Well, we Are okay. All right. We'll have ATC be the agency, but it'd be a fun though. It still would be a fun. No No, listen. All right. We've had the singing competition. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We had the singing competition, right?

So let's do one where we we're not gonna use them, right? Well, let's just Just hear me My baby's life is not a game and it's not a patreon episode. Yeah, it's gonna be let's do it, right? A patreon episode where people like, you know, I mean submit it can be guys too. It'll be fun Uh-huh if guys also submit You mean and what's the end game? What about an essay they have to write you an essay and just say if in in in a different world We would choose this person theoretically. Oh, we're not really giving no, we're not really doing it. Oh, yeah

Oh, okay. Yeah, that'll be fun. What kind of questions would you guys like them to answer? Well, I mean, let me ask you something when somebody is a carrier. Yeah, right? Do they Pass on certain genes and traits. Um supposed to not Oh, but then like I read this other thing Um a long time ago that like theorizes otherwise. So it's but no like Theoretically no Well, then we would ask them what are you that's you know, how do you live? You mean smoke you smoke do you do heroin drugs and what's your day today? How much do you exercise?

Yeah, um, what is your living circumstances? Um, what would you do to? Um To to to make our baby healthier. What what regiments would you do during the day? Big question is have you ever been pregnant and have you Right. Yeah, we have how many miscarriages how many live births those who think that are important What about the fun questions? Oh fun questions Maybe not the scientific man. Uh, do you like starbursts? There we go. Do you like starbursts? Ask that what flavor starbursts do you like?

um Do you know, do you do vaginal exercises? Is that fun kegel? kegel Well, if it's a for men too, then the thing wouldn't apply anus tension anus tension Is that a real thing client? Please tell me. No, wait. I'm anus tensing right? Yeah, I guess it is a real thing anus. Yeah, you have my butthole. Do you have anus tension? Yeah I can't think of any other questions to ask. Well, but figure it out, George Okay, oh if they sing well and they can sing to the baby a lot. Yeah, good. It's like, you know, put like little, you know

Headphones on the stomach. Yeah, play some kind of music. Number one I would think I would ask to is do you have a passport? Because if they do I can't risk it. They're a flight risk. Yeah, take my baby, too So we'll do that. What do you think that'll be fun? The singing stuff that has been a really fun to watch Oh people are a lot. I'm really thank you so much for submitting those. We enjoyed every single video And um We love it and god bless you and good night Yeah, if you guys want to watch those

But also just really quick those I'm out are good at singing. Yeah. I was actually kind of shocked. Some of them are so good I can't fucking believe it. Yeah I love you guys. Good night. I love you guys. Uh, you can follow everything tiger belly at tiger belly Uh, everything bobby lia bobby live everything, uh, kalilah at calamdk everything george kimmel George underscore kimmel He has so many potty cats he's producing so stop hitting him up. He's too busy You follow me at kill bits Guys happy holiday slut family. Don't sleep on tiger belly patreon

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