TigerBelly - Ep 281: Mafia Handshake Engagement

Episode Date: January 27, 2021

Bobby has another confrontation at the airport. Khalyla loves a chicken drumstick. We talk kind Karens, identifier tattoos, Bobby's Bumble doppelganger, and Robocop growth moments. Wait for the end...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today I'm gonna do some yoga or something get my body on Yeah, I'd love this Are you sure babe? I miss you so much. I know she's so distant Well, we have to be um we haven't you haven't gotten tested. I know it's a weird thing It's a weird thing because it's like and I know you're right You're absolutely right and this is how we were supposed to do it But and it's it's a silly

feeling that I have is I feel like I don't have it You know, I mean that feeling of I just kind of I would bet my life on it I don't have it famous last words of I know I know but we still have to go through that We still have to go through the motions. Yeah, but I'm just being honest. I have that feeling, you know as well So it's like it feels weird in that way, you know, um My initial instinct and reaction to what you just said. Yeah is fear and anxiety because You know, like in in the Philippines, they always put this thing where it's like buyuk buyuk buyuk

Which is like don't say any don't make any bold declarations Yeah, because what life will do is prove you wrong. Yeah, but we're luckily we're not in the Philippines That only works in on those islands. We are boy up. What I want to say to you is buyuk with a capital I want to say buyuk to you with an exclamation mark and a fuck and a fuck a finger. That's rude. I love you though But I don't miss you. I miss you too, but it's like we're we're in a house and we're like we can't touch and But guess what guess what I'm the one who has to sleep on the couch Oh, she's on the couch. Yeah, that's a gender role reversal. It is with gender gender Buya buya, but the thing but I've been I've been sleeping like a baby

How have you been sleeping kalala? Wonderful actually, I love that couch and also I like waking up with the sun He does not that's why he gets a bedroom because they the bedrooms the only place with a blackout blinds Yeah, and the living room is pretty bright during the day. So I rise with the sun guys Yeah, when I'm out I'm out. I've been having some fucking deep fucking sleeps my friend with just crazy ass dreams It's crazy like what one time my dad was upstairs We're in the old house and he my dad goes let's go get the car Right and I picked the car up with my right hand

It goes a handle on the side of the car I picked it up like a luggage case and I brought it upstairs Whoa, it was weird and I go here. It is. I was fighting with it. Here it is then And that was a dream Interesting I picked up a car with a little handle on the side a little Prius Anyway Dreams don't make any sense, do they that's what's magical about them. You know I watched inception again Speaking of dreams. Yeah, with with jewels, right? Yeah, she really liked her first time. It was her first time

I don't understand it. Do you understand it? I love it. I don't understand it. It's pretty easy to understand It's your extracting information from someone via their dreams. Yeah, I still don't understand. I don't even understand what you're just saying right now That's how complicated she's accepting. That's how complicated. Yeah, I love your cute little pants. Thank you Um, all of Christopher Nolan's movies are very, um complex in that way. That's why I want to even see tenant Yeah, I heard tenant was because people are like people are like, I don't get it. So I just like I did interstellar I tried it, you know, the floating in the library mental the fourth dimension. I don't get it, right? I have a I have a thought for the day Can I give you a thought of a day?

You know, this might be dumb, right? But I was thinking about this when I woke up Do you do you guys know how many? kind passive non-confrontation no Women out there named Karen Yes, I do That's my point. But how fucked are they with that now Karen is I think about kind Karen all the time

I went to I went to Long Beach City College with her. Yeah, we took all of our pre-nursing classes together She is sober. She is now an ER nurse She is one of the gentlest kindest people every Karen. I know is nice But then they put that fucking name out there. It's like hitler Adolf fucked up the name Adolf Yeah, I don't know any Adolf. I don't know any Adolfs anymore. No one's gonna name fucking people Karen women Karen anymore I think if we have a kid we I would like just buy like principle. We have to do Karen But imagine this Gilbert, you know, like I'm sure there are guys You know out there that like like to masturbate out in the fucking public. Yeah, right?

What if they just start calling those guys Gilbert's? Oh, let's not do that. I know I know but my point is right. Karen's got fucked. Yeah. Yeah There's a Karen Gillan. She's famous. Yeah, there's so many nice Karen Any celebrities are no name Karen Karen Gillum Karen. Oh Karen Oh from the yeah, yeah, yeah South Korean Karen. Oh from the yeah, yeah There aren't a lot of movie stars. Oh, huh? No, except Karen Gillum Karen Gillum

Karen nom is also a girl. I went to the international school with growing up. She's the she's Korean Yeah, and she is one of the nicest Girls ever. Yeah. Can I tell you my second thought of the day? Asian people don't look alike There it is. I'll tell you why there it is I'll tell you why though Because in Hawaii Here we go. I got recognized five times

Wearing a mask. Oh You know how special that is feels So just don't breathe it in suck it in Just let it let it sink in Just let it sink in for a second. All right. I'm just saying I gotta get out of here I know you do but just let it wake up These are where's my little totem fall backwards and not only that right all the recognitions right we're via car whizzing by So I'm wearing a mask. We're wearing a beanie though, huh?

Huh, what's the point the beanie is you that's your brand really on the only Asian guy out there that wears a beanie in the tropics Yes In hawaii probably 95 degree weather. Yes eating an acai bowl in the car. Yeah, I was wearing eating acai while we were I was wearing acai wearing a beanie and my gucci glasses. Okay, man, but so that's what it is That's exactly what it is. Exactly. You have a look also you I I I want to prove you wrong because um kassim g just sent me a photo of someone that he scrolled pass through on bumble and You're gonna really I saw the photo. You're gonna really make me mad right now. I haven't seen it I'm gonna show you a picture of someone he saw on bumble and what do you think gilb?

That's photo Oh of who Who do you think that is just a Hawaiian a generic It's bobby It's not bobby. It's his doppelganger on bumble That's real. That's real It's so the cheeks are so good It's literally you with hair

I saw that I saw it. I thought he was using one of those a weird app I thought so too at first but when it took a look close look I feel so bad for that lady I think if you didn't exist she'd be considered cute, but the fact that there's a reference That's rude That's an attack and that's rude because like that would really suck for me if like if I kind of sort of look like You know if I was just myself, that's fine But if there's a reference out there for someone who's like super goofy looking that sort of looks like me Yeah, I'd be really upset. Yeah

Yeah, she does look a lot like me, but I'm sure there are people I mean you don't think how many there's billions of people on planet earth There's got to be one person That's going to look exactly like you sweetie. I look like takashi. I know you do without makeup and a certain angle I'm not even lying to you. Yeah. I have Daniel Hernandez features. Yeah, so I'm not upset about that. I just think that you know Genetically, that's the gamble Yeah, that's why I'd like I think tattoos on the face is cool. Hmm, you know

Like if there was like if I if 30 people I knew that looked just like me like her In la I might get something on my face like one tattoo and identifier. Yeah, which is me. I don't know It's me bob or or symbol got it or tb tiger belly You know, I think that's we should we should get tattoos on a face on the face a little tb I have been dying to get a neck tattoo like right in the middle of my goiter in the throat What's a goiter? I don't have a goiter, but right smack in the middle of the middle of my neck just like Um, um, what's his name the undertaker? Yeah, you guys watch wwe. I know undertaker He has like Sarah across his neck. Can we all get one tb on our necks?

I like my leg no on our necks neck. I want it on my cheek or my neck Yeah, right just like underneath the ear. You know how little white girls do it? Maybe. Yeah. Yeah, you do it Yeah, just tb. I think you don't like tb, right? Because that's I think it's cute if we all get the same one though. I think that's so stupid And why would we do that on the side of the neck? No, it's either it's either you do something bold like right in the middle Or on your face or don't do it at all. It's so corny otherwise Why It's just

It's like you're trying to just have like a cute little corner I am does not I'm not sold on that. I like big bold tattoos like if you're gonna do it show it So like you like connor mcgregor tattoos? I do and I I think that he is as the original tiger belly I bow down to him I but I think that it's uh when tattoos are in um places that you can't really see And then people discover it You know, I mean there's it's it's it's a it's a good feeling with the first time I had sex with you And you saw the one on my ass, right the one on your ass. Um, initial thoughts

Initial thoughts was like is he like an emo white boy with an article star? No, no, no, no, that's a special tattoo for you He got it before the date. What did you think when you saw my tram stamp in the back? I thought with dirty white chick. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I liked it dirty little smash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like it It was a little secret for me It's like, you know, we should get well, how about on the no one gets tattoos on the bottom of their feet It's gonna slough off really soon really because your feet sheds a lot So it's gonna fade really quickly. Oh, that's even better Let's get something elaborate on the bottom of our feet. Babe, you're gonna tattoo over your fungus. I feel bad for the artist

Yeah, what about my eczema? Oh, yeah, what you could you can incorporate that fungus into it You know, some people get moles and stuff and then they make it an eyeball. Yeah, you know, I mean Don't they do that? Yeah, they incorporate it. What's that? Go ahead. I have some insight on your dream Uh, this is from a medical website. Are you being real? Yes Okay to dream of holding up an impossibly heavy stone with all your superpower strength may reflect a surprising level of persistence In the face of enormous challenge. There we go Feeling that you are holding on and defying impossible expectations. Does it have to do with anything happening in your life right now?

No No, I have no idea what you're saying again. I mean just Give me the uh, basically you're up against impossible odds and you're overcoming it You feel like you can defy you're defying something in the moment. Like even your real life. That's what at least your dream is perceiving Is it being on set? I feel like that's just been his whole life is Defying are all your dreams picking up heavy things I don't know. Um I don't know. I've been reading

audiobooks on um, not reading is it when you listen to audiobooks? Okay, that's a t-shirt. Thank you for the next t-shirt. Let me ask you something. What audiobooks have you been reading, babe? Is listening to audiobooks reading Ah, yeah, I say, yeah, or is it I do that or is it um, but it's not reading though Yeah, but I've been I was listening to this one. I'm sure what it is. I don't know why brendan shop keeps texting me What is he saying? Oh, I can't even get into it. Um, it has to do with um, the personal stuff Do you definitely don't I'm not going to know but last night I was I've been listening to

I've been reading the denial of death By urnis becker. I don't know that book Is a book written in the 70s. He died, but um He died right after you he wrote it. Yeah. Yeah, but it's um Basically, you know western perspective on um It's a lot of ideas about death and he's just kind of dismantling it, you know Um, how we do we do a bunch of things to um escape the the inevitable, you know, and um I don't know what it is. I think when you're

Getting to 50 which is where I am at I've never had these thoughts before But there there is this kind of looming idea of it now that seems Closer, you know And it's really fucking scary Yeah, because and it's it's so funny that we all Everyone is gonna face it

You know, but um But I'm like Woody Allen that way, you know, what is his quote is um Um, I'm not afraid of death, right? I just I just don't want to be there when it happens You know what I mean? That's his quote and that's pretty much where I'm at The the actual event of it is not necessarily because it's a moment, right? All right, I think I could I could I think I could Challenge the moment and and get through that moment. It'll be anxiety. Love anxiety You're like you're the guy in one of the saw movies

What do you mean? That's how you die You powered through that? All right. All right. All right. Sorry. Fine. I mean in extreme circumstances like that. No, that would suck Okay, because I've been watching that show fowda. What's fowda? What's fowda? It's a show that I recommended to bobby. I think that has a lot to do with the two It's basic the premise. Well, he'll give you the premise. It's it's about the israel palestine conflict gaza strip It's I think it's a phenomenal show. Yeah, I I don't want it By watching because I'm in the third season now. It's like I don't

I feel like it's one sided almost, you know, I know it's does in the first season doesn't seem like it But if you look back on it, I mean it doesn't make everyone human in the show and whatnot, but it's like, you know Especially shown from the you know, the good guys are the israelis in the show. Yeah So it's like in the in that sense, you know, I I I struggle with the show but um But there's a lot of obviously crazy just random deaths, you know in it I think maybe that has a lot to do with my um thinking of it because it's like Something in the show, especially just, you know, devices go off and innocent people, you know

obviously die and it's like, you know What a morbid thing to even bring up on on a reunion tiger belly show Why am I bringing it? Let's talk about yeah, let's talk about your time in hawaii hawaii What the fuck am I doing sunny hawaii a cyborg the co. Okay. Tell us your daily Here we go, baby. Oh, man. I saw the sun, man whoo Didn't you have I saw the sun, man. I'm thinking about sunsets

Didn't you have like nine days off? In between. Oh, yeah, what I do. I went to see the uh, I went to verdansk Oh You're a trigger. I went to verdansk and then I went to the is that red dead redemption. No, that is your favorite gulag Located. Yeah. Yeah. I went to verdansk and then I went to the gulag. Oh, you should show the shirt you got from it. Yeah, he visited uh Oh, wait, that's so this shirt says gulag where boys become men I a lot of eastern europeans would not It'd be very angry with that

That'd be weird to go right to that in europe. It'd be like sir. Take that off. Yeah. Yeah, and then um, this is welcome to verdansk Good old good. Did you buy that or did gilbert buy it for me on christmas? It's christmas. Okay, but I also got you Gilbert got me the best christmas present. I have ever received in my life. Which is what he taught me about it, too I'm obsessed with it. There are these um knives from a filipino knife maker called um national And they I am in love So he got you like sir. They're like eight hundred dollar knives. He got you eight hundred dollar knives and I got Two three dollar fucking no keep in mind the shipping cost more because it was christmas So I paid a hundred fifty for express shipping. Really? Yeah. Thank you then for national

Not for national, but the two clothes I got Oh, well the items are two dollars, but the shipping was expensive very christmas. Yeah, so let's talk of why I'll tell you Hawaii, I'll tell you what Hawaii Hawaii is like, um, Hawaii is a lonely I'm turning fifth bud free No, Hawaii was um It was fun, you know, I um I always miss kalayla and um the animals right away when I'm there Because you're just constantly just by yourself and also, you know, her voice is always in my head

Kalayla's in terms of like where I'm ask, you know, I mean, what do you get? Get further away from that person your voice enters my mind Speedwalk speedwalk past that person, you know, I mean hold your breath. Yeah, hold your way. Go the other way Give him your back, babe. Give him your back There's a lot of that, but I did have a conversation Can I I had a conversation at the airport and um, I was gonna bring this up on bad friends, but I forgot to And I want to see if you think I'm wrong Um, and I want to see if you think I'm wrong

Okay Obviously, it's a confrontation with tca TSA will Already, you don't even respect them enough. He doesn't respect the s. A right And I feel like I'm not in the wrong Okay, okay So I'm going through security checkpoint and obviously, you know, you're social distancing right and then they're like, you know You got to take all your, you know gadgets out put them in the tray. I did all that right

And um, I had my ipad and my nintendo switch on one tray. Obviously. I forgot them And I'm now at the gate Okay, and I completely don't even think about those two items, but then my name gets announced on the thing Mr. Lee, please come to you know security checkpoint So then I realized oh fuck, you know, I run I run over there and um I go to the security guy go. Hey, um, you guys said you guys said my name on the thing I think I left my um, and he goes bro

Just listen, right? All right, man. He goes bro you bubbly Yeah, yeah, I had my mask on he goes big found bro Fucking tiger belly, bro. You're already in hawaii. I'm in hawaii. Oh, okay. I'm coming back Oh, this is me coming back to um LA god, I got this just happened So, oh, thanks a lot another guy goes Hey, bro bad friends, bro, right? I'm feeling pretty good, right?

And then the girl down there's a girl right there, right? And she has My ipad and my iphone and now my ipad and my switch And I go, thank you and I grab it from her and she won't let me have it I could and we're kind of doing this pulled. I go. Thank you And she's like not you know a sitcom. Yeah, thank you, right? No, no, no Put your code in She wants me to put my code in To my ipad to make it sure it's mine

Oh, gotcha, right when right they announced my name, right now when my my phone is freezed Was it frozen? It's obviously my wallpaper is my face So she's like, oh I can corroborate. Yeah. Yes. You can corroborate, right? So my wallpaper is my face. All right Full-blown high-def headshot. Yeah of just me Right. Yeah, and I go she goes put the code in I go. Well, that's my face right there Right and you can see my face, you know late. She goes look at this guy with his attitude

Look at this guy with his attitude. Gosh, you mean put your code in like I ask gosh Right. I'm like, I'm like my fucking face. You're the one that called me and now I'm fighting Yeah, the guy just regular. What the fuck give me the fucking put it in she just put the code in So then I put the code in and then as I get the shit and put it in right as I'm walking away She's still like fucking celebrities and shit. Look at their attitude And doing the whole fucking thing man. Who's in the wrong? I I'd like to weigh in on this. Go ahead. How much would it have costed you? To just put the code in instead of pointing pointing out to her. Look, it's my face

I know that it's common sense, but it would have just avoided anything after that How about her point of view? I mean, what about her? What would have cost her to just let me have it? Some possibly being yelled at and not following protocol by how they usually do it It's like imagine if if if you don't know her past experiences She might have accidentally given a gadget away to the wrong person. She might have fears. She might have gotten in trouble already We don't know any of that. She's know about me. What if I forgot my passcode? What if I had trauma about my past code know about my fucking life, you know, I mean, you walk around I'm walking around with no iPad. You know, I mean with no passcode, right?

And I'm constantly I like this screen to keep it open so it doesn't go into the lock. That's tough, right? What if she what if that's the case? I'd like to put myself in her shoes. Okay, go ahead If I'm receiving if I'm looking at an iPad and here comes a celebrity. Yeah, and I'm not a celebrity, by the way I'm not claiming that all I'm saying you what to film in Hawaii. Let me Just every reoccurring person is a celebrity on a show. You know, that's not true Well in a Hawaiian airport you are apparently bad friends, bro You know, it's it's you in that moment you were right and you felt it and you felt like Oh, okay. There shouldn't be a problem. I'd like to put myself in her shoes

Um, here is this man who number one I realize my friends are completely enamored by but I don't personally know him Right. I'm just trying to do my job on top of that when the the lock screen comes on It's a picture of his face immediately. I'm gonna have my own biases I'm gonna be like look at this narcissistic little fuck And I'm gonna just give you trouble. Okay. That's the thing. You're the type of guy a good woman. I'll tell you who I'll tell you the kind of woman you are, right? It just brought me into another scenario, right? And it just depends on who you are, right? Let's say, um, Gilbert and I right and George are working on a coffee shop Okay, I'm the cashier, right? Yeah, you're the barista both of you. This is the kind of person I am, right?

And Some actor walks in that I don't know Right. Some just guy, right? George goes, man. I love you on Frisco the man some show, right? Let's say there's a show called Frisco the Man. My old Barrett was named Frisco. All right, you right? You go You're great on Frisco, right? Yeah And then Gilbert goes, oh fuck the guy from Frisco's here. Yeah, right? I don't know him, right? He comes to the fucking cashier. I'm gonna go, you know what? It's on the house I don't know him

Right, but apparently these two guys know him big. They're big fans. Probably a big deal, right? Right, go ahead on the house. It's not gonna hurt. You know what I mean? And if my boss goes, why'd you give him? I go, dude, he was just Yeah, that's a three dollar coffee. That's not a fucking six hundred dollar gadget No, that's my point though is is that, you know, they're I what you're saying is there are people though, right? That would have saw, you know, somebody get recognized His their face on the fucking screen and that would have said, you know what go ahead take it You're right. I am not somebody who would probably give a freebie to someone

I know can can of all people that come through that door can most easily afford it Like I don't like the idea. She's always double. She's always called reversal. She always goes against me She's never a I just don't like to I wouldn't ride the wave, baby. All celebrities in LA already You motherfuckers are already so entitled as it is. I'm not going to give you the free and What do you get so angry about your celebrity too now? No, I'm not. All right, you're a fucking celebrity too now Oh, stop it. People see it all the time. People see all the time. How's Kalila? Oh, I love Kalila. She's the best And I love them back, but your celebrity. Don't fucking. I'm not either then. Don't put me in the fucking boat

You're a celebrity, babe. I'm not. You are too. You're a celebrity because you're fucking writing a show, pitching a show I want to fucking you're out. Yeah, you're doing it with other two. You let me ask you this Is any letterman and extra celebrities? I think so. So where are you then? They have TV credits They've been in this industry for like I saw you hosting a UFC fucking video For my friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm still fucking that's still on camera battle on beach, right? My point is is that just go along with the flow, baby All right, so you're so what you're saying to me is is that I wasn't the wrong in that situation I just think that you probably are both under wrong, but you you both could have avoided

Like I just just do it. It's like three seconds of your life to just put it. I know okay fine And then you can mumble whatever obscenities you want after that. You're like, oh stupid, bitch That on your own but without causing a scene. That's my style at least. Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I how about you, George? I play it wrong. Um, no, I want to be more like you now, you know, I started off the nice way, but I'm getting a little bit Yeah, you got a little bit more Karen George He's a little more George It's that it's not about respect. It's about common sense, man. Was she an older woman? No, she was like a young like, you know, I mean Latina Hawaiian, you know, you mean a me

I mean, maybe that's exactly what I Lalo was one of you. Let's eat a whole you're a kind You know, I mean, yeah, you need to fucking keep the fucking fish hook in my the island, mexican. Yeah. Yeah, that's what you Why are you people like proudly? Yeah, I would have been like if it was like, um, even if it was someone like dust and diamond Oh, by the way, he has stage four cancer. Oh, shit. Is that what you said that? No, I just just threw his name up. I think he does have cancer, right? Yeah, he does announce. Yeah, he's had run-ins with a law Is what you're saying. Yeah, he's a yeah. Yeah. Well Dustin and I A couple of times on the road. I have not I mean, but I've either followed him Like he was the weekend act before me or after me, right?

I've never actually met the guy, but I just remember like going to clubs and they go Oh, we just had dust and diamond this last weekend. I mean, so there is like a thing there and then, um, you know But he's not like the he's like a he's not an a-list celebrity, right? He's Kind of D, right? Well, wow kick the man while he's down. Why don't you? All right. See then everyone has in cancer Oh my god, good thing we're a comedy podcast We're you say stupid things here, right? That was mean, but um

You know, but even if it was Dustin Diamond, I would be like, you know, I mean go ahead and have it But anyway, let's move on. Maybe I'm the one in the wrong. Maybe I'm the fucking little bitch in the situation All right, but that did happen and I want to apologize to that young lady. How about that? Is that what you want? Yes, I'll make me feel better. All right, lady. I'm sorry I should have just quickly put my fucking passcode in there Tu patriれて Yeah, you're so opposite. I know what I hate I just I mean it's I'm not afraid of a real confrontation if I genuinely feel wronged

I just don't like over stuff like that That's just so inconsequential and not important. Mm-hmm. Like it's not worth it like if it involved my child or my dog or something that was really like high stakes for me yeah then yeah but it's like in that moment that's so dumb yeah also I'll just I there was a little growth moment too in Hawaii I want to bring up I guess it's not funny it's not a funny idea right but there was this moment where you know and this is probably people maybe listening can relate that you're really hard on yourself right that if you if you're if it's not

perfect you you you just rip on yourself and there's like this internal monologue that you play in your head you know I mean like you're a piece of shit I do that a lot do you do that yeah I had do you had do that all day long I think all of us have to watch had a great upbringing yeah yeah we did it that's why this happens you know this is the way this is why you are where you were you know I just have this thing in my head you know I mean that constant yeah it's the flogging place yeah it's flogging I flogged myself and Zach Knight the actor that's on Magnum PI who was interesting because he was somebody

that I've known never really talked to really but it's somebody that I'd like been around since for 20 years because when I was on mad TV he was on a show called life on a stick do you know what life on a stick is that the one with Charlie yes oh I remember so Zach Knight Charlie Finn were the two guys right in life is on a stick is that about like a hot dog hot dog yeah hot dog on a stick at a mall right right which is weird what a weird premise but I like it yeah it's a cool and then who else was on it is who we're gonna have on the podcast soon is Maz Durmani he plays the manager on the show

okay so I was sitting there and there was a scene where I was in a fucking van so imagine it's really hot you're in Hawaii right and I had these all these technical lines I had to do it was like weird the way it was written and long and I had to say it fast because I'm on a computer so you know a lot of times when you're doing something like that it's like I like conversational things you to see Gilbert how are you you know I mean and I can memorize whatever but when it comes to stuff like you know technical stuff like computer words that are like you know the hacker stuff hacker stuff you know I mean I don't know the

word so it's like I have to memorize the sound of the word because I don't know what the word is you understand what I'm saying would it help if you looked up the meaning it doesn't matter because if I've never heard of it right I'm still memorizing sound you know instead of meaning you know what I'm saying is the sentence you are citing or memorizing would would be easier to remember if you understood what you were saying if you understood the meaning of what the words you were so you remember the word I'm curious now no I can't even that's how removed removed it is I don't even know the words because I had to memorize a

sound of them yeah it was just one it was just a way was a lot a lot of law references all you different things right yeah I can do it right but not you know you know van when it's super hot right and and they're like the sun's going down yeah and they're like we got to get the shot I mean you know we got it come on you I mean you have all that going and I thought I was doing pretty good last couple days I was I was doing pretty good and there was this one moment and I wasn't fucking up but like I had this big chunk of thing and halfway during it I just blanked I just blanked I just couldn't remember what the next

thing was instead of going and most actors they go line and then you know the lady behind it goes it's this you know it's not a big deal but instead of doing that I just went I stopped like I stopped and they put my head down and I just said I'm I can't I'm done you said you're done yeah that's the growth moment no no no then Zach Knight he's in the front seat he turns around and he says look at me he goes look at me I look at him he goes you're killing it we love you here you do everyone makes mistakes right you're doing a great job start start from the top and that I don't get emotional but you know when

actors do that you know to help you out in a situation you know Oliver Hudson did that when we did splitting up together I love him I love him too so when Zach did that a little too much me too all right babe you want to suck his dick I get it but he's a family man but when he did that it was just like oh you know I mean but what a nice gesture so that that happened as well I just beat myself I just shut down I go I fuck I hate this you know I mean I'm an idiot yeah you know it's not funny really but did you get it right after that no no but babe I really cut the scene they cut the scene I do notice that about you

though yeah like even if let's say you go in for an audition and even if you don't get the part yeah if you had an overall like supportive and positive environment at that audition yeah you I shine you you really shine and you also want to go back almost immediately yeah like yeah I mean there are there are some environments where if it's cold and empty and there's a feeling of there's no feeling there and I and I feel trapped right yeah I'm terrible well we freeze when we were kids that were beat yeah in that high pressure moment it's like all we want to do is either fight or flight and or freeze yeah and then

we're not all in our brain anymore like our blood has flowed to all flowing to like our periphery and nothing is up there anymore in our head yeah yeah that's what yeah and it's like I would I think I would have been able to do it even if the director was like because you know the Robocop was there oh the you had a really rough experience with yes a Robocop was there but he wasn't directing my episode I was just there he would know he was directing the episodes after mine but he was just prepping right but he was in my hotel room so that was another thing you know I mean the challenge of mine during my

days off is to avoid Robocop let's remind the audience what happened with Robocop last so Robo okay so Robocop he's a great actor Robocop is a great actor Peter Weller Peter Weller okay and he's a great director he's everything he's at the top of his field okay he just has a tone in his voice that freaks me out right like you know like I said his opening line to me was don't fuck this up like military style and so when I'm like in a situation where it's like when a director's like that I just clam up like what right and then it's like if you fuck up on the line he'll go he'll shame you a little bit we paid this guy

a lot of money you can't memorize three words everybody seriously yeah he does that and he'll go like what one time we were at a table it was the whole like it was the last scene of every Magnum PI there's the whole cast is there at a bar yeah and we're always reminiscing about them so you're in hey John thanks for you know me getting me out of that jam you know me or whatever so we're all there we all have our sides right and he walks by and goes oh my god the biggest losers I've ever seen he can't memorize any lines he's that type of guy right yeah and you know and then he'll go he'll say stuff like um in between takes

he'll go you've been to Taiwan I swear to God like he'll try to bond with you after he yelled at you random Asian so he'll just come to been to Taiwan man the political you know atmosphere there man is in the 70s was a little rough but right now man it's you know letting loose and you're just kind of going yeah yeah you have to go yeah have been to Taiwan no but I was good yeah yeah it's loose now in the political atmosphere or whatever right and he's sat next to me too and talked about Korea Korea back in the day man I was on in Busan in 78 he just everything's like something that has to do with Asia because he thinks that

that's all I think about you know what is it with white people that sometimes think that all we think about is Asian shit this is literally this is this is every conversation I have like as soon as I tell someone I'm Filipino yeah the first thing they'll say is oh I love lumpia right I love lumpia I have a friend oh then Ponset and Ponset they call Ponset Ponset yeah yeah that's every single time but you know what I don't say anything I think that they're trying their best to like connect with me that's all they know how yeah and it is cringe but I'm like all right yeah you just do it back that's why if someone

white guy goes I'm from Alabama I love Leonard Skinner you just have to do it back I love fried Twinkies the Selma walk loved it remember the Selma the Selma walk yeah yeah I loved it yeah but you think you can do a podcast with Peter Weller is that too I would love to you I think it be great too could you do a podcast Peter Weller or Ed Harris in terms of energy I love Ed Harris I would only do Peter Weller and ask him if he number one comes up to me and goes hey I heard you've been talking shit about me on the on your podcast bring them on right then I would go let's hash it out if you're

in LA okay I will you know I mean I would love that to happen right but I think Peter Weller would be great uh-huh let's have him we're gonna have him it would be an honor yeah but um so what why was I bringing up Peter Weller again growth moment you said yeah growth moment oh yeah so he was in the hotel and I was that was another challenge I mean of my days off was to like get off the elevator and look and scan you know I mean yeah cuz they didn't want to like have a convert a confrontation also I've been talking about him on podcast so you know that's another thing I do is how many times have I called you and said

hey can you edit that out you know me because I I'll say shit and then I'll regret it later what is it about myself that I just say shit that I just regret that I mean everyone I think that you just um this is a room with your friends you let loose and I think that that's the best way to do it you're just getting shit off your chest babe no I think that I'm a gossiper yes I'm a number one I think I'm a gossiper and I'm I can't keep a secret you can't know my god you can't I can't keep a secret and I just have no filter I just talk you know I mean you know what though babe that's what makes me a good podcast right

thing yes but also very dangerous friend I'm very dangerous yeah yeah there is one secret that I told you oh that I am so surprised you've kept really cuz he forgot yeah I forgot no I don't think I forgot I told you this secret well can you take the say the two and a half years ago in the car yeah no I'm not cuz Gilbert and George not don't know the secret why would I say it now between you two but I told it to you and you were foaming at the mouth you're like babe I can't keep this this is too juicy please you can't put this on me yeah I gotta call that person now and I was and I begged you as a Bobby we are over

if you ever mentioned this again yeah and then you have not you know you're right there are I want to know now there are detrimental dog if there are detrimental secrets there's about five of them that I know that I'll never reveal well this one was friendship ending right so yeah so that's what those are detrimental secrets but I'll wait in my mind I go can this get out there you know me let's see what the consequences I mean is it that severe yeah oh you just won't talk to you for three weeks well then I can throw it out there you know me but there are some that I know like my brother has given me

some right that like he would he'll kill me he'll literally murder me if I say it I believe it there's some from you I don't you don't there's only one for me there's two there what's the second I can't say it say it no what you want me to say it hold on I whisper it no I'm not gonna tell you afterwards really I have a second one like life-changing wait that's as good as she forgot that's interesting that you forgot yeah yeah the thing that do I know any secrets from you I don't have anything do you have any I have I ever told you any secrets I know things excuse me we Gilbert and George are literally the most you better

suck their dicks for the rest of your life because they know so much about us yeah nothing but our destinies are tied to theirs that's true we could crush them yeah if we go down we go down together because if you bring me down we go down then we're gonna go down together my force and I look at me right now Gilbert you're a talented young man thanks man right and I feel like you know you have it really quite in terms of like the theatrical world the stuff that you want to do you were gonna you're we're gonna get there and you're gonna be a big actor and all that stuff right but if you try to bring me down that's not

gonna happen because I will fucking rip you I feel like me George literally do the opposite we try to keep you up that's what I meant to say I want to keep you up I have a question for you yeah obviously we missed you very much while you were gone and you asked Annie and Esther to hold the show did you miss us did it give you FOMO that you were in here in the room did you like that episode when I started Bad Friends right there was it I started it with a sense of kind of a guilt why I'll tell you why and I'm just telling you my honest answer and I'm okay it's because Tiger Belly for me is it and I this made me

true may not be but I think it's more toward the honest side saved me in many ways okay not only did it save my career but it's I think it saved us to as a couple you know it gives us something to do together a project you know there's a lot of trust that goes into something like this and you know we've had our blowouts and we've had our you know our heads have butted but you know at the end of the day it's our little baby and it's our you know it's it's literally like you know a part of us it's our family member Tiger Belly and when I started with Bad Friends I felt like I was abandoning it a little

bit you know I mean because it's like you know but I you know I think I did Bad Friends because of all of us you know I think in many ways I don't want to get into the financial situation but in many ways you know I did Bad Friends for us okay I also but let me finish yeah but there was a side of me that was like thought how great would it be if you know Kaleila could start something up with a couple of girls and I've always thought because of guys we fucked and I also obviously I'm friends with a lot of female podcasters I love what they're doing so it's like I thought I think it would be good at first in my head I was

like how great would it be you know if it was like an all-female Asian podcast that you did but then later you know I thought you know it just two really funny people so I think you Annie and Astor filling in for me you know I mean on Tiger Valley number one was great I don't have to see because I don't listen to any of them so but I just already know in my heart I never asked how did it go or anything like that I just like I just know it's gonna be good right because it's those two right and I'm excited to announce wait we're not announcing anything what are you what are you saying I just wanted your input and what

you thought I thought we're making an announcement we're not all right so here's here's what can I just say what my dream is then yeah my dream is is that you Annie and Esther right would do a podcast together is my dream for you I think those are the two perfect esters fucked up she's a fucked up and he's gonna be so happy you said that I because I saw her earlier right I saw her earlier today right and at the my first reaction when I see her I'm like what the fuck is that you know I mean she's fucked up okay Annie is just garbage she's human garbage with you know I'm walking around just the floppiness of her you

know I mean there's just something just you know I mean like she sweats nicotine juice or something you know I mean she just has that vibe and I looked at you three earlier today and I went that's it I love it they're both very talented young ladies and not young but when you first started Bad Friends I was really excited I I never want to ever like feel like I mean you you have we have our own thing but I feel like you shine very differently across different people like that's just how life is like you are so funny with Santino and I completely completely I think that in one of the earlier episodes of Tiger Belly too I

was like wait a second like you guys would be perfect to do this together and then Eric Griffin was like why would you say something like that remember but it's the same way like I feel with Annie and Esther it's like if we were to ever do a podcast together you would be getting a completely different side of me because who I am with you is not who I am with them and I do tend to open up more in like a girly way with them yeah where I wouldn't you know I'm for some reason I say way more fucked up things with them yeah it's like with Andrew I'm more I here I would cave into my you know my my faults right like at

the end of the day I go all right yeah that was me I bad or my bad or you know I should have done this you're right you know I try to like you know learn from my you know behaviors with Andrew I think I would stand firm and it's not cave in as much you know me because I just fucking hate him sometimes I just you know when I look at him I just go God there's everything about you irritates me right so I think that you know you know I wish we would have used the bad friends instead of calling it bad friends Riffin without Griffin we almost named bad friends Riffin without Griffin right and when Andrew brought

that up I chuckled on the phone so hard and I go but then I realized if we put that out there it would be it would have been irreparable damage devastating for Eric right but how funny would that very funny yeah yeah that's like if me Esther and Annie started a podcast called having a time without Rick and he's that's a really funny he's gonna clip this you should have that you should name it that if you do one with those girls yeah yeah you know yeah Rick is getting Rick is an interesting guy you know but here there's another guy that's you know in the podcast world has really kind of taken a hold of his you

know vibe and I love what he does I love he works so hard that pod that's not even a podcast that's a show it's a show yeah he really does fine tune it to make it and make it feel it's a perfect show yeah he's yeah and also I just love he's a lovely guy you know wouldn't want to go camping with him you know or like just a long distance anything with him you know vacation but from afar I'm a big fan of his you know I'd like to do that with you guys post vaccine if we could all just jump in an RV together and just drive around America first location I would my first stop I would like to I've never been to Yosemite I've

also never been to the Grand Canyon you guys I've been to Yosemite let's do it have you been beaten have you been to the Grand Canyon I've been in the Grand Canyon I've been all over the place but let's do it I yeah I just I'd never got to really explore America and that way I've also never been to Yellowstone I've never been to Wyoming wait I think I want my Wyoming for a swim meet I think you and I should do a RV trip you and I I'd love to go to Canada the dog bring the dogs though oh I'd go be doesn't like long road trips baby you know that but Julio and Remy do are we gonna keep this house as an animal farm or yeah we

there's new family members I mean I fucking I'll just be honest with you when did you find out oh my god I'd land oh you land I land in LA acts I'm like oh finally home I'm gonna go home relax you know and all of a sudden I get a text beep beep all right I look at it it's like there was an emergency at the hospital or I don't know what the fucking thing was in say hospital oh you said there was an emergency yeah I'll read it to you I'll read it to you it's right here this is what I might have exaggerated it a bit I don't care that might have been a strategic move to do it last minute very good move so here you

are there you go so um you say babe there were two dogs in an emergency situation so I'm taking care of them downstairs for a couple days only couple days only are they still here it's only been a couple days yeah when are they leaving let me tell you something okay no don't get defensive don't get defensive I'm not here for fight I'm just asking you a question when are they leaving whenever they get adopted okay listen you try to die listen I know here we go listen and it was an emergency situation because it was a homeless couple from skid row who got ill

and they could no longer care for their dogs that that's to me is the most emergency situation but I have always wanted to do more I've always wanted to help in any way I can and this is just one way I feel like I can do that and yeah those two dogs are with me now also they're fucking perfect by the way you just met momoa the big one the big is the sweetest guy and the tiny little black chihuahua her name is Lisa Bonet she's like one of those birds that sits on top of like hippos in the in by the river all right they just perched there you don't even know she's there she's so low maintenance these dogs homeless

dogs are the best dogs by the way they're also best of friends and so but the pitbull is the biggest pitbull I've ever seen so he's a big boy right the biggest head I've ever seen I mean I the only thing creature that I've seen with a bigger head is Marianne okay that's your friend that's your friend from Denver God bless you Marianne you guys are friends now I love her I know she has a very big head for her body and that's it that's the fact you guys have very similar proportions I don't know what you're talking about all right why I don't know why every time I attack and Marianne that you have to attack me back

well it's like for someone who has your like bodily proportions I'm just surprised how much you as fuck and their scientific we also look like a chicken drumstick but okay I don't know why I became that roast right but why are you doing that he's not a dais bro but let me just go back to the dogs right so the dog is the biggest and then Lisa Bonet is the size of my paw of this dog yeah but they're best of friends right and you're right that the dog seems like one of those like you know there are certain birds that will hop on other birds right to get the food yeah like you know big what it what's a big

ostrich like an ostrich yeah we'll go and a little bird will sit on top of an ostrich's shoulders because when the ostrich walks it brings up mosquitoes and bugs from the ground yeah and the other you know I mean the little tiny bird will grab the food yeah so but it's almost as if like they're they're symbiotic in that way that's exactly the word that's the correct scientific term I'm so surprised why it's symbiosis yeah I'm not dumb but anyway so we're gonna so we're gonna have this we're gonna have these dogs for indefinitely if you guys are interested in adopting Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet please go over to

love Leo rescues Instagram and you can fill out an application there they are the sweetest easiest house guests we've had yeah so that's it we're animal farm that's a horrible yeah what's what's going on what text are you reading fucking thick head I'm so I'm so I'm so curious is it juicy just gives the was it juicy oh we will cut it out just keep it light yeah keep it I can't keep it out it's either we cut it out or not look baby look us here oh go through there go another way go over there no wrong way come here baby that's Lisa Bonet over there she's very shy but she's really sweet she just don't

pee okay we're potty trained in this house they're like literally she's really always staying close to him oh don't go through there cuz is the camera get him George let's go momo the little one hates me little one seems very timid yeah she is wow how do people find out about the dogs where you can like it's a plight of Leo rescue there you guys go on Instagram I cannot rave about them enough they're such sweet little angels so sweet would you guys like an unhelpful advice question yes please yeah go ahead unhelpful advice with Bobby and come on

hey tiger belly my name is Chris I am a 24 24 year old law student I live with my girlfriend and her family in their house when I was noted notify that school will be all over zoom I decided to live here so I could save money and not have to pay for an apartment closer to campus the problem is my girlfriend developed a gluten intolerance over the past few months and she constantly burps it sounds silly but it's very distracting has even impacted our relationship my desk is inside our bedroom and the constant burping makes it very hard to concentrate on what I'm reading she's transitioning over to

gluten-free diet hopefully that helps what should I do in the meantime all the libraries are closed my girlfriend can't stop burping the house is small so I can't really move to another room I really need to have a quiet area where I can focus hopefully you all can help me I love the podcast so he's what he's taking classes online well they're stuck to their quarantining together and so basically they're stuck in a home together and his girlfriend has a gluten intolerant right right no I get it so um there's something they invented called headphones noise canceling right if you're on zoom you can't put

headphones in and take the class that way yeah that's true that's a good point what the fuck is this about then you know what about when they're in just in bed together and she just is burping burping burping but that that's nothing to do with them you did deal with that it's like you know I have to deal with somebody your shit like what your wet feet we know does that affect your livelihood no I'm just saying it's like you know she has a she's wet that sounds so wrong she's wet yeah yeah yeah she's that wet ass feet you know I mean you know you there are certain things that people like I'm sure obviously I have a

lot of things you mean that you have to deal with can you give us one thing that you've had to dealt with but you found a solution I have any solution yeah yeah there have been no solutions there is no house only misery misery um um here's what I think well actually Bobby should speak to this because you are very sensitive about hearing people burp it's funny because you burp but when you hear other people burp you feel grossed out no I don't yeah you do you every time I even at the tiniest little burp from you're like you you don't like burp and you don't like vomit yeah I don't like vomit that that that that for sure I

hate vomit you gag when you see it not a vomit I rather poo I rather have them vomit like in the house he cleans the poo I won't clean vomit he will he refuses to clean vomit still like it you know who is easy you know um yeah cuz I don't vomit you've never vomited there there's two types of people there are diarrhea people or there are vomitors yeah yeah I'm of a diarrhea man I'm a diarrhea man all day long area 24-7 you know I mean but for life diarrhea have you ever seen me vomit I have never seen you vomit in all this eight years yeah really ever no I just don't do it I've gagged you don't even have a gag reflex you'd be

really yeah yeah whoa off you're wasted on this heterosexual relationship you'd make a we'd make a man so happy with your lack of gag this week's big papayas over at patreon Kyle snuffer a bond no you're supposed to do is a jeopardy thing I say Kyle snuffer you mean guys that masturbate in the forest oh then you're supposed to say what is Kyle snuffer yeah oh yeah that's why I say what is Kyle snuffer all right well you can just say bond Johnson they do you say you know I mean yeah all right what is bond Johnson forget it let's just see the names Kyle snuffer bond

Johnson Rachel Wilkins Melvin Flores Rebecca Torres okay have he's from Singapore love that guy yep Jamie Chaco tell me hi man Aaron was too strong was too strong now read read it the other way around starting from Nile red Kyle snuffer got a lot so say Nile red Nile what is wash the strong Aaron let's do it backwards red Nile wash the strong Aaron Cortez Jay I'm a from Javi's Torres Rebecca Flores Melvin Wilkins Rachel Johnson bond snuffer Kyle guys those are our big papayas over at patreon.com slash belly enjoy the rest of the show George that video that we saw him bad friends I'm not gay

anymore so funny it made me laugh last night I rewatched it and I almost died from laughter it's probably one of the fun you tell the audience what video no we already sit on bad friends yeah I'm not gay no it's great it's have you seen it no yeah it is I am delivered it's like a sermon delivered I am delivered dude please watch it right now I will watch it can I tell you what it is yes please it's so it's obviously I don't know what church it is but it's televised and it's a televangelist it's a black church and they have you know I mean a young man who announces you know I mean that he that the Lord saved him

from being gay you wear a bow tie yeah but it's obvious but it's obvious number one that he's still gay and number two it's obvious he doesn't want to be there right he's just going through the motions and it's so fucking funny he's committing to it right he's trying to convince himself that he's not gay but you are he's just gonna take one for the team I think like that's what my sister did when my dad when when we first came to America I've told a story before we my dad had fallen into step with a Nigerian Mennonite church because they were great people and they really helped him transition in America and so my dad

as a thank you would go he was an elder in a church and so we would basically go to this church every Sunday and during these every Sunday they would have a part of the what do you call it service where you would testify about how the Lord how how God is great and why God is great so basically something that happened to you that week right tiny things big things and so my dad basically was like he coined uh you should go up there and testify and she was like number one I'm like like I'm what the fuck is happening like I'm only two weeks into my American tour yeah I'm terrified my sister by the way is a very introverted

shy girl like she is not someone like me and she goes up there and she puts on quite possibly the most convincing performance of her life she did she was doing convulsions when she took in the spirit and she did like a Ric Flair dead man's drop where she like her body like stiffened and then she like rock back and forth on her belly yeah yeah yeah I wish I was there what is here and then you know what I I was I was scared because I thought that maybe she had been taken by the spirit that's how convincing it was yeah and she came back and she was like I had to do it like these people are so nice yeah yeah like

these people have helped us so much in America like I couldn't not do that that would be fun we should do that we should go start going to a church that does that yeah and then have a competition to see who can get in further and leave a possibility I think I would kill it I would do shit I think I oh my god we gotta do all you here's Bobby going I'm not gay no one even to know when all right well thanks for listening thanks for listening guys we'll see you I love you guys we love you so last week on our episode with Annie and Esther I told them that before you left Hawaii you asked that I plan a wedding and I was like well

we're not engaged and then you said we are engaged we're getting married well how do you think this works baby I just I wanted clarification on this yeah we're not engaged how does this work for you in your head what's the what's the what's going on telling people are you kidding me I weren't getting married yeah was it congratulations is it the dream you always want I mean I don't know you listen I don't know how to do it the other way I don't want to do a story book okay that's fine and I don't want to do story book I'm not gonna get on my knees I'm gonna put the fucking ring in a fucking cake cupcake and have you eat

the middle of the cupcake and then have their have okay so are we mafia handshaking on this then no we're just gonna say I'm gonna handshake we're getting married we're engaged go ahead I guess let's go let's move on is that real doubt here we confirm this I scam that's it was this to one this is gonna go out to everyone are you confirming look he has to take a phone call that's how important this engagement is we're getting married we're getting married let's go let's read all right guys have a good one yeah that's how non that's how I want to do it it's better that way it's done it's so rude is what it is make it

make you so angry about no I want to do it I'm so excited I told everyone that Magnum I was pretty to give me a hug and I do she didn't give me a hug but yeah she did give me a hug it's like saying that you're dead it's the same thing it's like oh I'm so sorry she died and I was like congratulations I go you can't come to the wedding we should maybe do in Hawaii so I don't have family in America all the Magnum so you are engaged I'm looking at you now are you accepting this yes she already accepted it we're doing it I want him to accept it you plan it though I'm I'm gonna have Gilbert and George Planet will you guys plan it yes

it's got to be an either LA or what somewhere where all my celebrity friends can come hey Prime members you can listen to Tiger barely ad-free on Amazon music download the Amazon music app today or you can listen ad-free with Wondry plus in Apple podcast before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at wondry.com slash survey