TigerBelly - Ep 288: The Baby Shower

Episode Date: March 17, 2021

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He's doing trump-ף dance. Just all go, you're jerking off too. Five o'clock rock. Anyway, welcome. I didn't even know we were gonna do this today. I was down here No, not not that I I want to celebrate the baby, but I Was down here. I was playing my video games Like I'm just because I have so much to do tomorrow and I've you know, this and that and I was just like Today is my day just to relax. I'm still I also I'm still I don't feel that well

physically and And I hear his voice You know come into the garage and I My reaction is like first rage You know like what is he doing here? Is he have something to do with like some ads nothing new? Right. No, the rage is nothing. No, no if I expect George. There's no rage. Oh But if it's a surprise George, so what's he supposed to do to unsurprise you not be here

No, whatever you have your headphones on I always like just say something when I walk in to make sure I don't like shock you And then a shock rage is gonna be the what do you say? Do you make just a noise like a little whistle? Howdy, Bobby? Yeah, yeah, he does And then he then and then the the realization is like, oh, yeah, I think we are doing something Oh, and then he brings in the balloons. I'm like, oh, it's his baby And then I said something really rude to you. I really apologize. What did you I said something so rude and when I said it I'm like, why did you say that? I? It's like, who am I?

What was it? I go Well, he goes I go the baby's not here And he goes Hey, it is coming though and I go well, what if it doesn't hey Bobby? I know as soon as I said that I'm like, oh Fuck that's so bad. If you if let's say I was pregnant and you said that shit to me. Oh My god, it would be like you'd get jewels to stab me with her knives Well, no, it would be more than that. Yeah, and then he did a he did something What I call the white man's patients move. Oh, how do you what's that WMPM? Yeah. Yeah, and what he does is

He wants to lash out, but what some white people do is they refrain from doing that and they coat the analyze Right, so I could see him just kind of he's kept quiet. He was analyzing. How do I respond to that in the and his choice Was no response, right? And so then I went. Oh, dude, I don't know why I said that. I'm so sorry It's a good move that you did because they we could have started a fight Well, usually I try a little joke, which then you just pounce on Like let me okay. Let's oh, let's let's refer. Let's play that over again. Let me secure the job Bobby oh shit. Oh You're oh shit the babe. Oh, yeah, that's why you're here. We're doing something. Yeah, it's a special episode for my baby

Yeah, yeah, so you get the balloons um, but the baby's not here. Oh Oh, it's coming in like about a month or so. Yeah, but what if it doesn't? He's a lot of things he's analyzing don't come But that's a slam That's his deep slam. Did a lot of things don't come Wow that burns You should fucking do rose battles, bro. I hope it love that heaven. Oh, this is it Man you you're up there with a Jeff Ross a tell. I mean, it's just like burning a lot of things don't come. Oh

Fuck if there was a crowd here, you would hear this You would hear that if I think just people stand. Oh That's what you hear you fucking you know what I would have said something along the lines of like, you know At least I don't shoot blanks Oh At least I got a full load. I don't want to ever go that get that deep or or that's the only way to play with this man Oh, or at least I'm responsible enough to like, you know Do what's right and and have a baby with you know, my

The woman that I love unlike a guy a 50 year old guy playing video games all day Who has no, you know something like that that would have been like oh fuck. I want to kill this guy Yeah, but you would write and then that would have been a good, you know, I mean and then no podcast Doesn't matter sometimes you got a win, baby Sometimes in life you got a win George and I'm trying to teach you that so the baby is coming It's a baby shower episode Our first baby our first tiger belly baby. How exciting you did the test. We do we know what the gender is? Yeah, it's a boy. It's a boy. Congratulations. Did I remember that or just the blue. Was that said before? Yes, it was many times

I mean the look at it. It says boy. It's a boy right there on the giraffe. Oh Anyway, he's got a son coming Do we know its name? Oh? No, that's been a few arguments lately. Well, give me some give me some up We can see give me some of your options. Let me guess. You want him to be George the fifth. Yep. Yep It's so dumb, but nice and she said what's my contribution? Yeah, and then I didn't have a good comeback for that either but use her last name ling wow or whatever it is as the middle name You know what what the fifth is like it's the full name if you if you say George some song

After that's my Korean name. You can name it so no what I'm asking you is is that does that break some sort of like lineage or you know I mean ties to your history Fourth George Thomas Kimmel in a row, and I think the 14th George Kimmel in a row. Oh You're the 14th George Kimmel in a row so and You're the oldest of your of your clan. I'm the only of my you're the only sign No, no, I have an older brother, but he's technically a half-brother He didn't name his does he have children? No, but you're so I'm what you have to then name it George

That's what everybody else says and I say and somehow if I push too hard. She's the break the cycle. I say that's my vote No, you can't babe. It's about lineage. No, it's not who gives a shit about linear. I do that's an interesting perspective What is more like John Snow's side right the Starks you keep the lineage? She's very Targaryen break the wheel That's what I'm all about breaking the wheel. It doesn't matter. It's it literally does not that's very nice Targaryen, you know, I mean stark eating horses running around. You know, I mean Raping and pillaging and whatnot. Okay, so what I'm saying is I'm a part of the civilized world the Starks All right about lineage and and history and what I'm saying is is that let's say, you know, it's his family tree We have to look at

Okay, and the family tree is deep. I'm sure there's George's I'm sure there was always a George in every time period in America You always had that like, you know, me handicapped guy at the docks in the 1700s. That was his great-great-great-grandfather And then he had a son luckily, right and his son was like, you know The handicapped guy that was making bread and some sort of bakery or whatever very good, right? You have a baker and I don't know who where I am. Yeah, can I do that? And he's right. So, you know through throughout time, you're mean They've always been that George, you know, I mean, there had to be one like oh, no

There was not a one that was like I'm an MIT 11th, come on. Maybe the 11th was yeah, we're making fun of my Lineage to follow with a lineage, but then you have a shit linear She says break. How am I the dumb one in here? He says you What two degrees how am I the dumb one here? Let's go. Oh, we're going for the painting now Oh, I love what he's doing. Hey me zero degrees. Shame me here. Here's the deal, dude. Okay. Oh, it was just a joke See and this is what would have happened It was just a joke and now you're kicking up personally, right?

He's getting defensive. No, I'm not gaslighting. Hey, you are you're like your feelings are not valid that thing That I just said about you being like a stupid bread maker How was that not offensive? Yeah, that was how good I was that defensive exactly Anyway Wow the lineage the lineage. All right, you know what why don't we offer up some possible names for just a name? All right What is there a foreign way you can say George is you know me? Yeah, George's George's George. Yeah, George. It has an s on it. German. It has just ends at the G They like George in Pierre is has an s in it. Mm-hmm. Yeah

Um, who would George's name in like a like a Filipino nickname be or hey, would it be Jorge? Yeah, yeah What is your wife want to call him? Well, she's rejected every name I gave her so far I was going for are you going George Thomas Charles That was well. She said it's not off the table, but you need to give me a good reason for George Thomas Kimmel the fifth Okay, okay, but does she want it she wants to name it completely different give you give me five names, babe Ash Okay, Ash Kimmel is a good name Dash dash

There's a theme Smash smash Rash no Yeah, bash bash Kimmel. I like Sebastian I don't like I don't like Sebastian. Okay. We bash bash the best. I like bash Like you know like Basti. I like that name Yeah, or Sebastian basher that can be as cool. Well, it's something that you've never heard before like the Loracoy See that's closer along the lines of what I want. If it's not if it's not the Loracoy

Mok Mok Mok Mok Mok Mok Mok Meloria. Let's get a little more Oriana now. How about that? Malori on Anna Malori on Anna Nickname is what well or Malor Uh, Drell Clem Yonka Clem Yonka. Yeah, I don't know. I can't spell that. You can't spell that. Clem Yonka Yeah, I should we try that Slick Slick Slick Slick Yonka No one's been ever named that Slick Yonka. I think I bet you it's a Thai name Look it up. Slick Slick Yonka. How do you spell that? Zero degrees. Slip Yonka Pa Okay, well, um, so George. So now do we know it's healthy? Yeah. Good. Congratulations on that. What kind of tests do they do on that?

I don't know. She goes into the hospital every week since like they do weekly tests and everything's been good so far Yeah, but can they can they dictate like Tourette's? No Tourette's is something that's either developed over time. Okay, I'm just asking I'm not trying to make fun of anybody I'm just trying I honestly don't know. Yeah, so please don't you know what I mean? Get mad at me. Yeah, what else are you worried about? I'm just worried. Okay, so what can we do? Let's fill George's mind with worries and concerns. Just some popular unique name. I'm over Aiden. Aiden is. Is that too popular? No, not gross. Hey, all the Aiden's listening. You're wonderful. Just like Kendrick's. Osvaldo. That's awesome. Also another name I really love. George is Oscar. Oscar is an awesome name. Osvaldo.

Osvaldo. Osvaldo is pretty good. Orson is a badass name too. Riggs. Riggs is a good name. These are the top popular ones. Riggs. Yeah. Yeah, there's these right here. Wait a minute. These are the top one that are unique. But that are like hipsters are using right now? Kind of. Yeah. Wow. Orson. I like Orson. Orson's pretty good. Yeah. I like Oscar. Ozzy. I like Ozzy. Yeah. Wes. I'm just gonna think of directors. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I have, you know, try pretty. Producers maybe? Like producers. Like Weinstein. Weinstein? Yeah. He thought of how he's like, that'll be a good bit. That'll be a good bit. How about Harvey, Miramax, Weinstein? Miramax. Okay, so we don't know. So we obviously they check check check for, can they check for Stutter? No. Okay. Can they check for carpal tunnel? No, because that's something that's acquired by doing certain motions. Oh, I see. I'm just asking.

I don't know. Can they acquire flat feet? No. Okay. Flat feet is something I think you're born with your arches there. Spinal Bifida. Yes. Absolutely. Spinal Bifida they can. Well, Spinal Bifida is you can usually tell in a baby because they have a little tuft of hair in the lower back. Or something. And there's either there's different versions of Spinal Bifida, but that's why you take prenatals and all that stuff. Interesting. So healthy baby. That's exciting. Do we know when it's coming? Yep. First week of April. Oh, the first week. Oh, that is so scary. That is so frightening. It's almost like I'm having a baby almost. We are having a baby. It's our first Tiger Belly baby. Yeah. Congratulations. Might be the only one. Gilbert, are you? We'll see if this force can stop something. Do you have fears? I think I am starting to get a little worried now that I'm not ready. But I'm like waiting for the last minute.

What are your fears in regards to actually like not even just like obviously like the birth, but beyond that? I think once that's done, I'm in it. I'm starting to get a little bit like I'm starting to get a little excited. Like because my cousin has a kid who's like at our house, so I see him running around and I'm like I'm ready to have one of those. Shout out to Little Frankie, by the way. Oh, you know Little Frankie? Of course I know Little Frankie. I know Dana and Doug. I love all those guys. I'm part of the family. You've met all of them. I have? Yep. How? Just your problem. Little Davey. I've never met Little Davey or Cash. Where have I met them? I'll be real. Frankie. They've been to every single one of our fights, like the big fights. The kids. Doug. Doug is our lawyer. My cousin. The little baby. Are they babies? No, they're kids. Oh, adults. Yeah. I thought you were saying that you have little kids.

There's one little baby. Yeah. Oh, I thought Little Davey was a kid. I'm sorry. I didn't know Ash as a baby. Yeah, I'm so confused. I am too. I thought you guys were talking about there's a bunch of kids running around. There are. There's Jessica's baby Quinn. Oh, I know that one. There's Frankie. My friend Meg has a big one. That's fine. Let's move on from it. Okay. There's no big deal. I read this article, George, and I know I'm not a parent, so I don't know if this is, I know that it's really annoying to hear parental advice from someone who has not birthed a live child. But I read this article on The Guardian that said there's two things that you can't, if you do, you, you, you will probably have, like, a pretty balanced kid is don't yell and don't over celebrate them. What do you mean, don't over celebrate? You can't be like, oh, my God. Everything and everything.

Sometimes you give them, this is what they tell you to do. Give them, like, a smile and a nod and that kind of loving, like, kind of like that validation or that affirmation of saying, oh, like that. But to be like, do those parents, do they just put their kids on this pedestal? Gilbert, you're my kid, okay? Okay. Come home and say that you want. Oh, my God. No, you're once, like, you're now your grandmaster. They just gave you, you're the grandmaster, a chess grandmaster. Hey, Papa, you know how to play chess at school? Yeah, vaguely, but yeah. Okay, you told me to, but I know I got you a chess set, but I didn't know that you were competing. The grandmaster said I'm the best in class. No, you're a grandmaster. You're a grandmaster. As a kid? Yes, they're a grandmaster kid. Oh, oh, I said I can, man.

If that was the case, I'd be like, oh, you know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, that's all it gives a fuck. Hey, Papa, I have a grandmaster. No, no, no, no. Don't change characters. The dialogue has a change. Hey, Papa. Hey, Papa, I've won the grandmaster. Big kid. Hey, Papa, I'll be careful. I'm watching TV. Oh, my God. No, I'm kidding. Yes, go ahead. No time for you, you little shit. Go ahead. I was at school today that I just got awarded grandmaster chess player. I'm a really good. Oh, okay. Don't say it's okay. That's what you want. You said that's a good thing. No, I will show you. This is what I would do. Hey, Mom, I got grandmaster chess.

That's amazing, sweetheart. Congratulations. I'm really proud of you. That's not over. That's not over-complementing? No, over-complementing. Do the thing the parents do. I just got grandmaster and chess. I'd be like, oh, my God, let's go tell your dad. It is over. Every tiny thing, like a small little thing is like, oh, my God, good job, sweetie. But even things that aren't big, like, you know what I mean? Because if he said he had grandmaster, I'd be like, where are the newspapers? But what parents would do this to like... Bring the newspaper people over. I tried banana for the first time. Oh, my God. I would never do that.

That's a given that you should eat that. That's what I'd say. So I have some advice, I guess. OK. OK. My advice is, have you been putting headphones on the belly? No, I haven't done any of that. Mozart? No. That's what I'm going to do. That's what you're going to do. That's all Mozart? No, we're going to put Beethoven, Rachmanino, we're going to put classical music in your belly 12 hours a day. Why classical? Can it be like some shit? Maybe some rye. We could throw some rye in there. Rye is good.

Yeah, and maybe some fucking, you know, Beastie Boys or whatever. You know what I mean? OK, yeah. Yeah, but mainly, Cypress Hill, but mainly it's going to be like Chopin and stuff. So it's just, when it's in the womb, it absorbs. I think that that's going to do something. OK. Right? And then, so that's number one. So you didn't do that? No, not yet. Not yet. Number two, you still have a month. I would do that.

Number two, I'm going to do the pool thing. What's that? Oh, my God. They put the baby in the bottom of the pool. You throw a baby in the pool. And it just can breathe underwater. Oh, my God, I'll find it. Like right at birth, you mean? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. But that's I think you would want that. Can breathe under what? What are you? No, you don't. I wouldn't just throw a fucking baby in the pool.

I wouldn't do that, but you're saying. You almost got it. You got it. I've seen it on YouTube. You throw the baby in the pool. Are you talking about learning how to swim that one? No, we're the big. Yeah, I saw the whole plan. Learning how to swim one is just basically teaching the baby to rotate on its back, like to flip over.

You're not talking about this, right? Yeah, that's that's it. They learn to rotate on their back. They throw the baby in the pool. That's not the first time the baby is in the pool. It's a slow step. It's a slow process to get there. I've taught little kids. You don't just do that first day. That's crazy.

The kid will drown. Who is the pioneer baby for this shit? Yeah, yeah. What if I just threw the baby and just turned around and walked away? You're so smart. That would be so sad. Look at that. Yeah, but this is not the first time the baby is doing that.

It's a learned. Yeah, how does the baby not know to breathe in the water? It's, I mean, honestly, like when was like, is that not a human instinct to not breathe in the water? Oh, yeah. That's a good point. That's good. It lived in amniotic fluid for nine months in the water. That's a good point.

I don't know babies. And we're going to play. Can I finish my suggestions or what? Letting you know. What is wrong with you fucking people? Just letting you know. I'm making these fucking suggestions up in my mind. That's why it's taking forever.

All right. But let me just come up with some more. All right. The 13. Thinking? The 13. The third thing I suggest you do is audio books right away. Well, I'm just, dude, you don't want them to actually hold the book.

The kid, you want them to. A baby. A baby can't read. But you can sit your baby in the lap and then have him look at visuals. That's not a screen. Right. Yeah, yeah. But this is passive learning.

You can have him learning at all times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I like. I'm talking 24 or seven. Yeah, yeah. You ever do Ted talks? All kinds of stuff. I mean, like, you know what?

Which Ted talk would you recommend? The Rodney Mullin one. Oh, the skater? Yeah. Yeah, I love that guy. Uh-huh. There was one with my friend Tonya Lee Davis does one about being a dwarf. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Stuff like that. And then also I would have screens up like, you know, so the baby is laying in the crib and just have like 15 like different screens and just different things going. You got Hulu going. You're going to go extra to extra on the screen time. You know, just so that he just has all this information. You know what I mean?

Maybe it'll become like a genius or whatever. That's kind of true. How do you raise a genius? That's what I want to. How do you just raise a good human being? Who cares about genius? Oh, it's got to be exceptional. Oh, God.

There we go. That's how you raise a narcissist. That's what I want. Well, as long as it's exceptional, it's fine. As long as it is well deserved at narcissist. I don't care if my kids are dummy. You would care. I believe though, babe, that if your kid came home with all F's.

No, no, no. I would be like, wow, like you are not thriving in this traditional classroom setting. Maybe we're going to try out a different way. What if she goes to fuck that, mom? I'm not doing any of that. How old is this kid? Eight. Fuck that, mom.

I'm not doing any of that. There's no, my kid at eight's not going to say fuck that. What if he does? Fuck you and fuck that. No, when we talk to you that way. Okay. Anyway, let's play a game. I promise you that.

How would George react to that? To what? Fuck you, dad. Fuck you, George the fourth. Yeah. Why the fuck did you name me the fifth? See, I'm waiting to like teach the kid Cuss words because Doug and Dana don't want Franky to learn Cuss words. So I'm so disappointed.

I can't just. Who's Franky? Oh my God. All right. We're going to play a first game popular Western game that they played at baby showers. It's called guessing the waste of the mother when she is pregnant and whoever guesses. By the way, we're all competing in these games individually. Okay.

I'm ready. So we have to guess the mother's waist by just looking, but we don't have a mother. So we need to find someone that we can guess whose waist. Bobby is nine months pregnant. Similar. So we're going to go out around the room. You're going to have to try to guess how many inches from the farthest point of your belly is. Okay.

Oh, wait. I don't like this game. I love it. Hey, why don't we just, why don't we just guess what the fucking baby is going to weigh and then we'll put money on it. Wait, we're playing this game because I like to guess. I don't know anything. Okay.

I don't know what the fucking inches. So 19 inches. We'll have Claligo first. By proxy. I'm going to say. I'm not a guest. The waste, right? I would say the biggest point here.

Biggest point. I'm going to say that is a 38. 38. Damn. Okay. George. 42. Jesus Christ.

43. Because if it's anything above 43, you know what I mean? Then I got it. 42 and a half. What the fuck? You guys think he's half fat? What? So you think that in between 42 and a half and 43, you're going to get that?

Okay. That's mine. You've never watched prices, right? No. 42 and a half. $1300. $1300. $1300.

42 and a half is your number. He's not going to win. That's the dumbest fucking thing. Give me the measurement. $1300 if somebody did $12.99 and $1301. I'm terrible at prices, right? I don't know how to guess that. I don't know how to suck it in either.

Stand up. Okay. He's going to shift it to 43. He has the power to do it. Wait a second. Bobby, watch it. Oh my God. Bobby's the closest.

Hold on. I'm not there yet. Dude. Look at it. My bad. All right, guys. Right now, Kalilah is measuring the tallest point. He's...

Oh, it's 40. Hold on. Oh, yes. Yes. It's 42 and a half. No. No. No.

No. You measure. You measure. No. You measure. I don't believe her. I swear to God. What?

Do it again. Do it again. Don't take... Don't fucking make her something bigger. You asshole. Suck it in. Suck it in, Bobby. Don't suck it in.

But you're 43. You're 43. Fuck, I'd rather lose. You made fun of my answer and now you're angry? Oh my God, this asshole. What the hell? Sorry, babe. Oh my God.

This is unfair. Okay. George, I won. No, you did it. Best 2 out of 3. Best 2 out of 3. Go ahead. Just pull it in.

If you pull it in, I win. 38. Congratulations. Wow. Congratulations. All right. One point to Kalyla. Point to Kalyla.

Wow. But that was a recount. I salute you. We were wrong about you. 42 and a half. It wasn't that. There's no way it was that. 42 and a half.

I need to read measure then with George. What? I don't believe you. You're catering to his fucking... I do not. I don't want him to win. I want to win. You won that one.

Let's move on. Wow. Yeah. Next topic, we'll go to another game later. That was our intermission, guys. Okay. Wow. That was intense.

Okay. Do we have another game? You want to do another one? You got to keep going. You got to keep going. I don't know what else to do. All right. The next game.

My first baby shower. Another popular game in Western culture for baby showers is where we have to guess the baby food flavors. Kalyla, if you look at your table next to you, we have... Try not to cheat. Everyone has to have honor system. This one? Look at all the numbers on all the foods.

There's 1, 2, 3, and 4. Okay. We'll start with 1. I also do not have the answer to this. It's in a dock that is hidden to me, so we'll check as we go. Okay. We're all going to... How do I do this?

Just suck it? Or get Bobby his. Oh, he has a 1 too? They all have the same flavor? Yeah. So we all have this. Okay. So we all have to...

In this one, it's called food one has three ingredients. I already know this one, and I hate it. Damn it. Oh, maybe I do... What are you eating? Baby food. That's weird. Okay.

I know what it is. Damn it. I know what it is. Oh, my mouth's so dry. All right. Food number one, three ingredients. How do we do this? Who gets the closest, the most?

Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and guess orange banana. Orange? Banana. Just that it? Carrot. Okay. Orange banana carrot.

I'm going to go with mango orange pineapple. Okay. My turn? Yeah. Apple? Oh, fuck. Let's see that. Banana?

Mango. All right. Remember that. Apple banana pineapple. All right, guys. Opening up the first one. Boom. Brad is happy, baby.

Secrets. Banana? Sweet potatoes. Potatoes. Papaya. I didn't get anything. I do not like papayas. I got a banana only.

A banana only. Yeah. So what happens there? So you guys, Todd, you guys have one point each for this round. One? Only? Yeah. It's apple.

It's apple for sure. I don't taste a single apple. I taste a citrus in there. I see. I taste apple so bad. All right, guys. We're moving on to number two. Go to two.

Okay. Here, baby. Give me two. Where's the sweet potato in that? I don't even... The last time I was in the baby shower, I cheated so hard. Let's not reveal that. And I got the best prize.

Oh. Don't do too much. I know this one. Oh. I'm going to say green peas. Oh. That's it. Oh.

Oh, my God. Fucking terrible. Why are we doing this? Who would eat this? Vomit. I like this. Vomit. Shit come.

Put it over there. Oh, my God. I'm going to say just green pea and straight up green peas. Just green peas. Oh, by the way, this one has three ingredients as well. Oh, three ingredients. Green pea. There's no banana.

No. Nothing sweet in there. I'm going to say something like... What other ingredients are in there? That's all I tasted. That's all I get is green pea. I'm going to say green pea, plantain. Ooh, exotic.

Green pea, plantain, and spinach. I'm going to say one more. Green pea, chick pea, and... E.P. Like a spinach. I just said spinach. I said green pea. You took my green pea.

It's okay. You get up. You write that down. I said... What did I say? Plantain. Plantain. Green pea, chick pea, and spinach.

No, I said chick pea. She said... She said pea. What is it? Pea. Yeah. Green pea, chick pea, and spinach. Spinach.

Yeah. Gorge, you. Green pea, broccoli, and potato. You got potato. Can I exchange mine? No. You can't. I'm going to go with green pea, green apple.

Oh, come on. That is the worst. There's an apple in there. I'm going to quit. Are you just proving you're not cheating? So you're like... And then I'm going to go... Run the table after this.

I'm going to... You know what? I think there's more sweet potato in that. It has that weird texture. Okay. Sweet potato. Go ahead. All right.

Number two. One, baby. It is called earth's bass. Spinach. What? No. What? I got spinach.

I got spinach. No peas? I got spinach. You didn't get spinach. I didn't get anything. I did not. Did you get anything? That's fucking bullshit, baby.

So we... Clila and I get a point. So you guys are ahead. You guys have both have two. George has one. I have two. I am not giving my poor child that. Okay.

That is terrible. No green peas? Wow. Number three. Here you go. Be careful. This is not a... I regret you stealing my spinach.

The answer. Be careful. This explodes. Yeah, no, but it was wrong. I should have stole that. All right, guys. We are now eating number three. How do you eat this?

I think I just cracked it open a bit. It's not in air. I like that. It's not bad. I'm going to go first. Does this also have three ingredients? This one has two ingredients. I'm going to say apple sauce, raisin.

That's it. Two. Oh, there's two? Apple sauce and raisin. Okay. Hold on. Raisin, like raisin or grape? Is that the same?

It's not. It's two different concepts. I'm going to go apple sauce and currant. Currant? How fancy. Currant. Yours, babe. Hold on.

You're going to steal my apple sauce, too? He's going to go like, ah. There's no way to steal that because that's obviously what it is. Come on. It's going to be like the green pea, though. Go ahead. So you have apple sauce? I say apple sauce.

And tamarind. No. Tonkatsu. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Apple sauce. It's actually tasty. I like it. I like it.

Pretty good. I know what it is. Hold on. Just give me a second. Apple sauce. Just give me a second. It just tastes like apple sauce. I know it only.

And carrot. Carrot. Apple sauce and carrot. Yeah. Apple sauce and carrot. I'm going to go with apple sauce and dates. Dates is so smart. That's what I wanted to say.

Food number three. Food number three. This one is called, it's from Gerber. Classic Gerber. And the answer is... Prudence. Prudence. Prudence.

Prudence and apple. And apple. We all get one. Prudence and apple. I'm close with a raisin. Do I get a point? No, you don't. We all get one point.

Basically zero. That's close enough. It's not the same. Bobby Klyla and the lead. George. And third, I am dead last. The last game was cheated on. That's all I have to say.

24. This bottle feels expensive, right? Or is this how they all serve it? Oh. That's the one that usually has the cube. Oh. Not good? What?

No. Don't say that. Is it not? There's something in it that doesn't fit well with my body. It looks like apple sauce again. Oh. I don't know how to open it, guys. Just turn it.

You turn it, babe. You know what? This tastes like starburst. Like very sour. This has three ingredients. I love it so good. I hate it. I actually know why you like it.

I think it's something tropical. No, it's, um, it's, it's apple obviously in there. And I think there's a berry. I'm going to go ahead and say a raspberry and then an orange. Wait. Hang on one second. Let's take another shot. Apple raspberry.

What's your final one? I'm going to say an orange. Gotcha. Apple. Yep. Grapefruit. And blueberry. Mmm.

All right. George. Use that farm. Come on. Farm. I'm just getting an apple in this. Apple, apple, apple. What do you want?

Let's go. Three types of apple. Granny Smith apple. Actually, I'll put three. I'm talking about red delicious. Now I'm talking about... I'm talking about... I'm talking about...

How many apples can you guys name? Red, green. Okay. Those are blue. Yellow. The main ones. The crispy golden crispy. I'm going to go apple, papaya, and guava.

Papaya. Did you write mine down? Yeah. You did apple, blueberry, and... I don't know what you said for the second one. What? I can't read my hand right? I was tasting it.

I said apple, blueberry. I don't know what I wrote. Grapefruit. Oh, grapefruit. Grapefruit. Sorry. Sorry. It's a four revealed.

Brand is called Beech Nut. And it contains apple. Avocado? What? Oh, I got the raspberries. Damn, Bobby was close to the blueberry. Apple raspberries and avocado? He didn't say raspberries.

I did say raspberries. He said raspberries. He did? The winner of the food challenge is Kalaila. Now she's up 2-0 in game. We only have one more game after this which is worth five points. Let's do it again. No.

It's another game. Another game? Well, we have to chat a bit while Jules brings out the next game. Oh, yeah. Jules has it. next game the next game all right so what do you have to say for yourself go ahead this is your episode about what what no no let's just see if you can add information and just talk about oh I done been adding information so you've

been done done done been adding information is your kid gonna play video games nah what do you mean so you know that you know for a fact right that every because what I did with Abby my manager son is every year I got him a console xbox playstation I used to get baseball cards everything okay maybe he's allowed to play video games only when you're on because there was a one uncle like whatever he visited I was allowed to watch TV because he would always add information about the TV like the TV show I'm not gonna ever meet your kid I'm just gonna send them gifts okay you're not allowed when you were

younger George besides dancing and like chocolate um wasn't supposed to watch TV except for like Saturday night was the only time to watch TV what did how did you fill up your time playing outside I'm mostly my friends got video like I hated video games the kid cuz my friend when my friends got there like Nintendo then they stopped playing sports with me and they'd just be inside and I'd be like why don't we play outside it's so much more fun than staring at the screen and watching other people play people don't understand that kind of heartbreak I understand it because I had cousins like Louis on Annabelle who were

a little maybe like a year a two years older than me and when they graduated to like writing letters and having crushes on boys my sister and I were still stuck on playing hide-and-seek outside so we couldn't understand why they just stopped playing with us and I cried about it so much I'm like they've changed they don't want to play with me anymore because I was still such like a tomboy and I wanted to play games forever and they were like no you can't like we're talking about this boy like you got to like stay away I'm like I suck are you gonna teach your kid to be woke um well define what's woke is if you're if woke is

accepting of other people then yes no but you know I'm not accepting of certain no no that because I know that you have certain tendencies to lean in directions that I don't really share care for you know politically and whatnot you know freedom it's not freedom no cuz freedom is a very left-wing you know idea so but not in the woke of sphere yes in the woke of sphere woke of sphere yeah because you know we need to defend the people that need defense you know the vulnerable and the weak yeah and that's what we're about so are you gonna def is your you're gonna teach your kid to defend the weak well I was

thinking I would make my kid join both like the young Republicans and like the Democratic Socialist Alliance in school just to learn that it's all bullshit smart so that they don't like define themselves by any one ideology so that they like are free thinkers and think for themselves and they'll know that there's good people in all places study like how politics works in other countries where it's more than just like a two-party system what have we got here what have you got here what's up guys we have our next game it's called guess that poop in the diaper I'm already grossed out so I'm careful

there's only two no there's more okay so what it is this is the grossest thing ever I thank you Joel where does this this is a basically there are candy bars and we have to guess from not tasting just from smelling and look or I guess you could taste it we can what the hell I have to taste it you can't taste it you can't taste it is that what people do yeah I think people that's so easy to taste it that is so easy wait wait hang on I think I know all right well we didn't we didn't know which ones we're all doing together first cuz there is four there's four there's four there's four right okay oh it's just to

okay I'm gonna go ahead and do this one okay no I'm gonna go ahead and say this is a Hershey's bar okay and I'm gonna go ahead and say this is a Snickers bar okay you're wrong oh yeah yeah yeah all right so this right here is Twix so you said Hershey's right no no this is Hershey's this is Snickers Snickers can I taste it Joel's what are the rules should they taste it or just only look at it this has to be a Hershey's bar it's too easy if you taste it it's too caramelly no tasting no tasting okay taste it no it's easy I already tasted it it's a too late so whatever you say you said Snickers I said Snickers

and Hershey's Twix and George you hold on I'm Heath on the left Heath the fuck is Heath you're not supposed to taste it you cheater well I've been tasting it okay well I'll know now you're the only one that's not doing you know what I'm not gonna taste it good what I go ahead why this is Hershey's this is Hershey's and this one right here is for sure a hundred grand okay that's it oh shit it's the Twix he's right Snickers I think it is all right Jules I don't have a second one you want to eat all of it just come on babe I know what it is but I can't it's Hershey's right now Hershey's at all it has to be Hershey's there's no

way it is right now guys we're holding two diapers babe different candy bars that Jules had Jules put it actually in her jade them and poop them out for us thank you Jules give me a second please give me a second we'll start with George first George soon to be father the chunkier one what you left-handed poop is Heath and the right-handed poop is a Snickers okay you changed your answer no I said Heath and Snickers this one this one this one this flat one yeah yeah yeah okay here here he okay here here here here here here here here here here you're right you're right wait I am yeah yeah yeah what is it he's he twix

Collison minus Hershey's and Snickers because it's the only two I've ever tried I said hundreds layers hundred grand and just a classic Hershey's okay what Jules who got them right what what no no you're cheating of course what were the two chocolates that you used wait four of them or wait what what I'm so confused right now how did you do this these are just one this is one this is one right oh so we all have different one oh Jules with coming through with the mixing I would go ahead and call myself a winner no no I couldn't see this that way we couldn't cheat off each other that was smart that's why Jules

did that we couldn't we couldn't copy like so what is this huh milk what was one right yes two out of two out of two I have the flat one and then I have a chunky one no she knows exactly what you guess oh I said Hershey's and hundred grand no you're right you're zero you know the way for things I said Snickers and I said a heath okay Wow Kalyla first place Bobby second Bobby second George third I blast I get a milk done what is that I think the most rare is 1950s fucking candy she gave me the fucking milk done you buy it and never got she would have never fucking got a milk done that's fucking

bullshit if I would have got Hershey's I would have guessed Hershey's that why do I get the fucked up one I know it's like beverages and going you know I mean diet coke or Sprite and so I'm gonna die cooks right right and I get RC and Dr. Pib or like Mr. Pib or the Filipino cook cook it's fucking bullshit wait Jules they see the only one that got milk done oh and George okay well I didn't get the milk done oh I should have gotten the milk here babe put it you didn't get it to Jules it wasn't no one got moved us up you yeah look that is fucking bullshit fuck yourself go get out go sleep go back to sleep Jules yeah

yeah we'll clean it up yeah we'll clean up later well you've clearly been to the most baby showers you clearly know your games how do you feel I you know triumphant proud of myself like I'm a fucking chocolate connoisseur and that I really deserve a really big prize and I don't know what what winners get but I deserve a prize oh just wait oh there's no fucking prize you get a prize you get a prize okay you find out then over here yeah it has to do with my dick that's a prize that's a prize why it's a prize a good prize I want that prize do you get along with your wife's parents yeah do they like you I think so where do they

live down in the OC oh Orange County mm-hmm what do they do they're retired George is fascinating yeah what would you what was I supposed to answer guilt how are you laughing it was what a big door he clearly wanted more than one word answer here's how that's supposed to go all right I'll tell you what is your mom do okay but this is what I wanted Bobby this no this is what I wanted from you okay okay do uh how your parents you know me and then your response should should have been like you know what's a what's it to you and then so we can start an argument right so we think we can get some like interesting air time

going right well no not direct fucking blame you because Bobby like a fucking job interview I mean what the fuck is this you get I can't get anything from him you don't ask open-ended questions oh they taught me that at Best Buy oh actually the real key the great thing you just repeat the last like three words of their answer and then force people to keep going all right so go let's try that you just genuinely listen to someone and give so let me try do that try no no no I don't want to give you the trick and then your parent does your wife's parents like you yeah do the three word answer thing that that open

in the thing that you're saying yeah they do they like you because are they like no no well here Bobby I was a work this way that's the people he hires yeah where does your mom live my mom lives in Gilbert Arizona oh Gilbert Arizona Gilbert Arizona no that's not how you would do it in a normal conversation you're you're screwing me on purpose like watching a normal conversation what ask me yeah okay go ahead say hey Gilbert where do your parents live in Georgia oh Georgia yeah it's actually a small town where I grew up oh that's how I was right that's what you asked me again yeah yeah I don't

understand what we're doing yeah I don't know I like this go ahead call just like hey Bobby where'd you grow up I grew up in Poway, California oh Poway California yeah yeah do your wife's parents like you I would answer the prayer baby no kids take note that's how you do all right so that's how you do conversations what do you have any other tricks in terms of interviewing and I always forget those I that one I forget and then like yes back when I was listening to Mark Marin a lot I was like that like you'd get good at conversations because you just do like the whole life people's lives from like

growing up like growing up what was it like what are your parents like what did your parents do like how do like getting at what they what formed them and then I forgotten that trek so here's another thing that I learned right is that when you walk into a job interview right you don't close your arms like this you keep your up self-open so you walk in with open just to let them know that you're open open so you open the door like this no so I walk in and I'll just stretch out like this to know that I'm like hey you saw I'm confident that's what it exudes confidence what was your last job interview that's just

interesting we all think well I don't think I've ever had one no you just got the job hired on the spot oh like even for like waiting jobs and stuff yeah I think it was just like yeah because I was always kind of like I got it through friends right so you get things through friends like so my friend I think Jay Schweiker was the manager of the Panneken okay and so I just went up to Jay and go dude just give me a job and he's like alright we have to do mornings so that's pretty much it you know and then from the Panneken job the restaurant that I worked in was owned by the same people so I kind of just segued into that right

so it wasn't really a job interview you know so I've never really had one I think the only time I had one was you know getting a job as a doorman at the comedy store but that's not really you know they would watch you on stage and that kind of stuff you know I mean so yeah yeah how about you babe thanks for asking my last job interview was a little bit after oh before I met you was to for Long Beach Memorial Hospital and it went really well we didn't talk anything like nursing related at all she used to be an ex diver an ex competitive like I think like a three meter diver and we got into like our

love for water easy and because I my thing is like add a little bit of tid bit about yourself that's not relating to the job at all and see if it catches and you see if it's something that you that they might you might have in common and I also did a little research before so I knew going in that if I just talked about swimming should be like I used to be a diver and I was like smart right and I got the job let me ask you something what I because that since I don't know what a traditional job interview was like yeah what are they like so I well let's say I'm working at let's say I'm gonna pull up the question skill of

traditional job interview question I think Kalilah has it has it down like that's how you're supposed to do it I know but I want to know what it's like to be in a job interview so you be the boss all right ask you will ask you the question and ask me a question I don't want to look at the question so who's gonna ask look at me all right so all right go ahead so can I walk into it though yeah go ahead come come walk in okay knock knock hey come on in hey Bobby I'm Kalilah hello hello hello hello hello why you're smiling start over okay yeah okay no one's laughing okay all right here I'll I'll bring it yeah hi

welcome to Joe go enterprises wait what what's a job what he's interviewing for we'll figure it out it's called Joe go enterprises metal sheet worker coming in I'll call I will see you right now hey hey Bobby nice to meet you nice to meet you how are you doing today I feel great man I found parking and I really like the architecture architecture of the building mm-hmm do you suffer from a stutter no I just get I'm a little nervous but I'm not I don't suffer from a stutter no okay you know what we don't need you to speak at this metal sheet job so but I'm gonna go ahead and ask you a few questions sure so tell me what

was your last job and why did you leave it I worked for American metal sheet company oh you have experience in this field well I was general man on your application it said that you were working as a comedian in La Jolla comedy store okay in in an improv situation yeah I'm not doing improv yes I'm looking you didn't yes at her she she she was creating that as a thing that you are he's prepping hi Bobby have a seat hi don't be nice though yeah how was parking oh I took a Uber here oh great yeah but the the parking was ample though thank you I'm gonna add that to my list of vocabulary thank you if it's okay with

you I'm just gonna ask you a few questions I'm an open book I'm an open book great so um how would how would a good friend describe you um my best friend would describe me probably as prompt responsible hard-working creative honest spiritual all right maybe we can stop there maybe we can stop you know I'm he said five of the things yeah yeah yeah mental fortitude charismatic but something that pertains to metal sheet working hard working I said okay yeah yeah and fast all right very quick tell me what's the most recent book you've read the recent book that I read was well I'm really into Kierkegaard I love

existential books but existentialism so I read fear and trembling by Kierkegaard okay great so I'm looking at your resume can you explain this gap in your employment history I guess I get yeah so from the years of 2011 and 2020 you don't have I was in a coma I'm so sorry to hear that I was in a coma from what happened I was in a brutal car accident I'm so sorry to hear yeah it was I was on a motorcycle you know are you physically well-enabled now do you think that you that would hinder your performance no I just did the Boston Marathon wow I came in 986 that's impressive did you fit all you know because of my Nigerian

runners Kenyan and Nigerian okay and you know and there and may I add right they're there to win the competition right I don't view the Boston Marathon to be you know it's just it's for the cause you know I mean and it stood it's to run for Boston yeah I mean so I wasn't really there to win but I could have if I trained hard enough so yeah but so I to answer your question yes I'm very able got it I like to hear that thank you so what's one mistake that hangs over your head and what lesson have you learned from that mistake the murder it would have been between the years of 2011 I want to hear the murder I was accused of

murder I don't I don't see that in your background check because I was just a kid you know so when you're a kid I was in your juvenile record even yeah my juvenile record circumstances around this murder well it murders oh yeah yeah well I was babysitting my I have three sisters Cheyenne Karen and Lafayette wow great names yeah yeah and they were triplets and I was babysitting and I you know I was watching television one night and my parents were out in Cabo they did take my parents used to take these spontaneous trips to Cabo at night and so they said you know batten down the hatch young one that's what they used

to say to me and I would say what does that mean this and they would they just there they were gone I mean they're off jetting and so I fell asleep on the couch and the next thing I know my sisters who are triplets they drowned in the pool and they and they accused me of murder oh oh I'm sorry to hear that it was traumatic very traumatic traumatic yeah and I and I have trauma over over it and I know that it wasn't my fault and I feel just deep remorse over it and then obviously the car accident where I was on a motorcycle and I was in a coma for nine years and I just woke up yesterday well I did the boss

here yesterday as well that's right when I woke up it's very impressive yeah mr. Lee thankfully here at Williamson metal sheet company we don't judge people based on their past thank you and we like to give people a second chance thank you another question I have for you is what do you expect to be earning here with us in five years well I expect the minimum qualification of earnings you know me which would be would be a minimum wage plus what's what's over time wage to you over time a minimum wage right now an hourly rate so you don't you're not expecting a salary you're you're going I you know I you know I'll

be honest with you I go into every job not expecting a salary I go into I would do it for free to be honest with you to show you my work ethic but I would expect the minimum wage got it so how would you evaluate your ability to deal with conflict oh I do it I let's I really as my uncle used to say I rip through conflict I rip right you care to expound I'd love to expand on it you know when I see conflict right it's almost as if the conflict never existed because I rip right through it care to be more specific in what way do you rip right well what depends on what the conflict is right and when I say

when I say rip I mean I I deal with that in a very powerful way okay you know and I just shred it apart by proxy ripping now let's say you had a difficulty with your supervisor which would be me and I love I think females and happy women's inauguration if you have grievous thank you thank you I appreciate that if you have grievous and you have difficulty with a supervisor which would be me how would you resolve that conflict how would you I don't think that I don't foresee a conflict with you because I believe that you're the captain of the ship and that you what you say go and so I wouldn't I don't see a conflict

between you and I but if you said anything that was sexist in any way or racial or drogatory I would I go to go HR about that I think that's the most appropriate route to take and I appreciate you saying that so my last question to you is why should I hire you and not the next guy who's coming through that well I don't know who's in the lobby and when I also there's I actually I saw four guys you know sitting in the lobby waiting to get interviewed by my impression of them my impression of them is that I'm gonna rip right through them I'm going to defeat them in every possible way because I

when I saw them I saw right through them and you know I'm not I don't want to be cocky or confident or overly confident but I know that by but my past experiences that other people don't have the same qualifications and work at like that I do okay well thank you so much for coming in thank you for your time and I will hear from you are you here for me in a week tomorrow we'll give you an answer within a week okay what would you like to say any any any any questions for me how about that that's not a question but I appreciate that to you because I think that's a fourth right you know a question to you

and I said saying to you because I really enjoy you okay well thank you so much thank you it's great to meet you so much I don't like you guys shaking hands yeah pretty good no you think I'd get it I mean the rip right there that was a good that's a good go to if you don't know what to say yeah yeah yeah yeah that's pretty wow I wish you had you know I now wish I would have had good job interviews yeah because I think that would not probably not get the job but I think I'd have a really good time in there yeah yeah yeah did I do a bad job no I mean it's it's funny I think that

if you saw a guy like that say the things I said though that you would hire me not about the murders in the coma no why not the coma the coma okay it's fine I'm not if I was in a coma yes or I just got out of a coma after a nine year coma and I'm there you what is this awakenings I know but it would be amazing it's like 24 hours later he's not in a job interview that's fuck anyone to do sheet metal work that's amazing is that that Robin Williams movie what do you mean no what's that awakenings with Robin was a Robert De Niro yes oh my god that made such an impression on me when I was younger yeah who is the one with the

always Robert De Niro that was asleep yes he was asleep yeah and then heartbreaking it was heartbreaking because um didn't he fall in love in it yeah he went back to sleep yeah and his condition put him was a movie called eventually what was that movie called they should call it was yeah it was called awakening they should be called awakenings and then asleep again it's just called awakenings yeah yeah yeah that was a I hated that movie I love that movie because I watched him when I was really young and I was like this is because I want optimism I wanted to stay away I would watch shit like Lorenzo's oil that's

like the shit my parents would make me watch like just real depressing shit yeah um how do you think I did on the job interview um not good he's learning mm-hmm but it was great for a first job interview a lot better than my first job you're too vague and you're too broad babe what do you mean you're a you know you talk about accomplishments you're not being specific you'd be like this one time I did this in this way for this person at this time like you got to be really specific like there's this one time where I was you know run over my foot got run over and this is how I dealt with it like very specific you can't

use broad words okay all right you know the best I could you you got the job thank you fuck that job what I fucking what's real annoying is when you know the job interviewer is just bad because like yeah a good job interviewer they like try to connect with you on something personal a bad one they just go in with their wrote questions yeah I've never had to interview anybody ever I know that you do it constantly George but like I feel as though I would just like I'm looking for a vibe yeah I just try to have a conversation and see kind of clean things from a conversation I've auditioned people before been in

audition and seen friends come in and go um you did a good job oh man you psyched them out in the auditions no after they're done like I was somebody that that's been out done our podcast did when I had my Comedy Central show auditioned and this person I'm not gonna say specifically who was a little nervous up front and it was the worst feeling because I know this person would kill it but it's the same thing I went in for Sebastian's show and I was so nervous it's just weird to see something that you know in there in vice versa and you know whatever position you're in and it's just it's it's it's

just in a professional environment especially something that you hang out with it's weird that's why because when I'm auditioning for the Jordan Peele movie you know I'm glad he's not gonna be in the fucking room yeah that's probably way more nerve-wracking I think it's good that he's like send him a tape you know I'm in yeah well do we have an unhelpful advice or this week we're not doing unhelpful advice we are actually going to watch a couple of two videos actually from some Tiger Belly fans I was just going it's going great it's cute two videos from Tiger Belly fans that wanted to give George some

words of encouragement and basically a message to his future son okay we'll start with our first one can you just give me one second though yeah just give me one second because I haven't eaten all day yeah and I need to order some food before it's closed I'll try to do something as healthy as possible your mom just texted me I know did she text you and me yeah good news she just has got she got her second vaccination nice good news I'm coming back to normal I feel great thank you for your emotional love for me oh don't you love my mom I love her it's great oh I love her I think I literally dressed

like you did thank you for your emotional love for me what the fuck does that mean mom anyway go ahead video all right our first video is like me like George first person is Jack shrine the Sotros papaya the Sotros congratulations George thank you they said you couldn't do it mate they said you couldn't fuck and look at you now I was told to leave a message for your unborn son something that he could look back on when he was a little bit older and see about his dad so I thought I would share with him so you don't have to the magic of how babies are made so you see some sometimes when a man loves

a woman very much he brings her eggs and tomatoes from his garden and sometimes just sometimes that woman likes my mom invites him in as opposed to kicking him out of her fucking house but sometimes she invites him in and allows him to play with her stove and I don't know how to say relationship just right not too hot too cold and you definitely don't want her to be turning the heat all the way down either but sometimes if you bring her just the right amount of eggs and just the right amount of homegrown nightshade fruits you turn the knobs of the stove just right loudly chocolate everything she says just the right tone

that's how babies are made again congratulations George they can't take this away from you mate love you keep up the good work and and all the best I love you I love you Australian I hate this guy and love this guy so probably right yeah I sound South African to me oh yeah he did the uh good old stove analogy George yeah that's a private link yeah private link is that that we have one more one more I was really sweet I like that I like it he cares deep cuts deep cuts dope and that looks like George oh my god another George a lot of George is all my dog George and Andrew Santino's baby

yeah George we were asked to leave a message for your unborn baby to listen to when he's older so I would just like to tell him a little bit about when you when you finally got Jessica and what a big upheaval that was and how we're also happy that you finally finally got her and had to and you got to have a baby with her just amazing amazing really we're also happy it's not Jessica congratulations George that's about buddy that's about right that's about right George George people that look like you love you man oh that's so good he's English no everyone's not from here international you know it's

it's so strange to get have that you know how lucky we are that you know there are people around the world that watch this I don't know why they do but they do and we should be blessed by it and I want to get emotional about it because that really hit me you know in the right place you know I feel like we're doing this in a vacuum and people enjoy it I don't know why I'll never know but you know I'll keep doing it and I think you're very lucky George I think that you know I'm lucky to have met you I think that it was God's will to have him you in my life I think that you changed my life in an incredibly positive way I

don't think that I would have the business that I have without your contribution I think that this woman is very lucky to have you and vice versa that you're gonna have a really happy life and congratulations I also want to say why are you crying you make me cry that's all he'll ever get from me take it out you might edit this out was real you might have to edit this out if the if the tears are too much this kid is it represents you know something I really do believe that it is a part of our family I do too you know in a weird way and that I have out of any kid that's ever been born there's something

specific about this situation that's that hits close to home for me because I knew this guy as an unfuckable twat no I honestly this guy was like this guy Fox you know it's crazy to even think that that this guy penetrates you know I mean but that he met somebody you know I mean that wanted to have a baby with him you I mean and that now this baby is coming it just it just a complete and utter spiritual message to me saying that this is all a part of the whole scheme things and it's it just really is a beautiful thing man and hopefully you know we could work on other things together you know I mean over as the

years go on I would like to be babe I wouldn't keep going I got five points ready to beat her no I want to keep going thank you this is my podcast all right so let me finish by saying this all right rip it I knew it yes thank you for guys congrats George guys that was our George's baby shower special George I hope you appreciate my decorating I try to do it to your liking like you requested by coming in 30 minutes late when they expect a time of the call time to set us up so well hope you're not surprised because you were here guys you want to you know if you also want to join in the baby shower fun Georgia did

not ask this I'm saying this as master of ceremonies and you want to send him actually a gift for him and his wife and his beautiful baby you can send stuff to our PO box and put the attention to George on there and I will have too much George and Tiger belly and I will get it to their house you know diapers cool stuff cool art anything for the baby would like what do you hold in there I've got the new playing cards from Tiger belly right here I wish isn't the first thing you learn as a magician how to fan the fan the cards I should learn that for all this have you done that did you do magic right now okay I think I tried

like there was a magic shop I bought like two or three magic tricks but that's it Muhammad Ali was like a big into magic so you see him do that and you'd kind of get into it one little check out the movie butterfly sting like a bee check out the movie one night in Miami that's probably not the same Muhammad Ali that George you know guys get our merch George where can we find our the cards and also the hoodie they're actually new and approved hoodie you're wearing oh yeah everything's available at slept kingdom calm slept kingdom calm guys check it out there link available basically wherever you're we're gonna

point down or serving this wherever you're observing this new media format there is a description somewhere and click on that link once again that's also I mean the mergers out I don't know why I'm thinking like it's not out it's out go get it George where can people submit questions or like videos of them asking their questions just like the two gentlemen today advice on helpful at gmail.com guys we're looking for video questions so if you're brave toss one of those in and you'll get preferential treatment yes make sure you put in the subject line video submission so I know who to click first guys thanks for

watching thanks for spending this baby shower with us so this might be the first it's almost like a zoom baby shower but better because it's on a podcast on YouTube so that's awesome guys make sure you follow George and George underscore Kim will make sure you follow that new podcast he does what is it called a blah blah blah bloodbath youtube.com slash bloodbath girls and make sure you also follow all things Kalei Klamdike all things Bobbie Lee and Bobbie Lee live and check out bad friends if you're not watching it then you're not watching anything okay but this one comes out the one that came out

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