TigerBelly - Ep 296: Chris Distefano, It's Asian Boy Summer!

Episode Date: May 12, 2021

Bobby is an instigator. Chris D leans Buddhist. Khalyla is Team Yannis & Chris. We talk shaky chopsticks, the History of Hyenas, and we call the comedian who hates Bobby. Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Are you California boy now? Yeah, you do look like I I've been here for two and a half months But I'm going back to New York. I know but you you have to admit it's it's kind of you kind of like it. I Don't hate it. I like hustle and bustle and walking around and Granted, maybe I don't know the right places to go here. Yeah, yeah, but I just miss Brooklyn, you know, yeah I'm very New York. I don't hate LA at all though. I don't want to give it to ISIS or anything. Yeah, yeah, I Like LA. I'd be nice of ISIS came here. It would be nice. Yeah, it would like spice it up a bit. It was spice it up a bit

Yeah, yeah, then there's IEDs on the ground. Yeah, I mean, you know exactly and then those you know scooters that we like to ride I'd be difficult with the IEDs with IEDs. Yeah, the bird, you know Yeah, and you know, what's good about that because you got you know, COVID crazy. They they wear masks They wear their mask mandate with ISIS. Oh, they all day. Yeah a long time. Oh, yeah Yeah, or they years mask man, they'll never get rid of the mask man You know, you know, you know, I thought about this, you knew who else to probably didn't get COVID Scorpion and Sub-Zero. No All the ninjas. Yeah, you know who else didn't get fucking COVID. Oh, Bane

Did not. No, Bane did. I don't know why yelled it. Yeah, I apologize because I love Bane. I'm a big Bane fan Yeah, yeah, but yeah, who else didn't get COVID? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but pretty much those ninjas ninjas. I didn't get COVID But you gave your friend gave my best COVID and almost killed him four times what times in the same room with it for hours on podcast 40 Maybe asymptomatic. No, I got tested for antibodies. I got tested for everything Still always know the doctors One doctor said he thinks I have T cells towards it or I'm just got lucky and I'll get it one day. All right

I don't know. I think you'd live through it. Maybe. Yeah Anyway, let's can we go ahead go back to the program or yeah, no, you were you were this is a program No, you were just talking, you know, and I want to know but I would fighting starts in five minutes Let's do it. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't start now. Let's be you know, let's get let's get ready to bring back the Asian hate for an hour Amongst all these Asians are you? We'll see who gets out alive. You're about a fat white. I brought a Any drug I brought a fat white, you know, what's great for you know, what's great about Mike? He's got nothing to live for Those ones go crazy. Yeah

He'll kill everybody in here. Wow. Wow Wow, anyway, um, go ahead Hello, everybody, my name is Bob some people call me the Slump King. I'm great I feel great. My energy is at the right level and I want to introduce you to people in the room Welcome to Tiger Belly, by the way, I'm the captain of this ship and it's going down It's going down today and I'm gonna take people down with me. What do you think we got father George? He's a little half China I almost said gook, but I'm not I almost said it, but I'm trying to learn myself

I'm trying to learn myself and I'm learning the new terms. He's got a half Asian one half an Asian one Congratulations, I honor your marriage and also in therapy kind of just say I honor your marriage in therapy What do we talk about me being more? Nice to people and sincere and out front and I want to say to you my friend. All right those things. I said earlier We're just jokes. I honor you. I Respect you I do. Why did you laugh for that part? What because I didn't know what words to use I got scared I respect you and I'm good to see you. I'm good. I'm good to see you and I hope to see you too

Here we go. All right. We've got this one right here The fancy Mexican guy very fancy. I love it. He's Spanish He's a big part of our company and you know what I respect you too and it's good to look at me in my little eyes It's good to see you and I love you and thank you for being a part of this Okay, did you notice he got a haircut for you? I know I like it, you know, I thought it was the hair It's the face He did all that

Hair and then we cut it. I go it's the face. It's the whole vibe and I'm not into it But I like your soul. Does that feel good. Thank you. Thank you for being here good friend of mine You know, you helped me with those auditions didn't get it You know, I never got a call. You know me. I thought I was gonna get it I felt it too. It's a week though. Maybe do they wait? Well, you walk there in the house saying I got it Yeah, because I was trying to manifest it. It felt good to do it. Yeah. Yeah, so, you know Maybe I probably didn't because I think I wouldn't know by now, but thank you for your help appreciate it You have children. No, okay

Hopefully they will Anyway, I don't know what I'm saying. Hopefully my kids. Yeah, they will they will be born. Okay Today, you know, I have a topic I want to talk about but because and it kind of kind of goes with the guests that we have Ironically or coincidentally, I mean, I want to talk about deception I Want to talk about loyalty. I want to talk about Being a decent human being basically, you know, I mean all those things and it's like, let me say something dude It's like, you know, if I am I feel like comedy is like I'm in a in the army and we're in a war

Mm-hmm. And what and what's stronger than people in the same platoon, right? They connect you try you have You have to trust you have to trust your fellow soldiers in on the fucking combat field I've seen the Vietnam documentaries, man. The Ho Chi Minh channel That's what you know, I mean. Yeah, they came down with the guns Right, right? And they hope what the fuck were and they coming from the trees Yeah, they lived in the trees for three weeks with a banana and a little diet Pepsi Yum-yum and they kill everybody and you got to trust your soldiers, right? And I view comedy that way. Am I right now? I trust you, baby

When you went to vega listen to me when you do she went to vegas this weekend, right? I'm not one of those guys that's like, you know, I mean, hey, you know, don't hit on other guys This I get it. What did I do in vegas? You went fishing you went fishing Old man thing old man shit. It doesn't matter because she could have gone clubbing and it wouldn't have mattered to me because you know What we have we have trust and we have a connection and there's love there Wow, and that will never they will never be broken. Amen, right? Which leads me Which leads me to introduce, you know, I mean our guest, you know This guy is I have to be real and we've he's how many he's been on the program. This is our third time

Second good to be here With you your second time didn't he do it with the honest ones too just that was the first time that was the first time Welcome back five times on santino. Oh five times. I need that welcome back and What he did that that's what I was confusing. He did bad friends Um, I met him. I was doing a radio program at the time called the opi radio show I don't know what it was and um, I was there one morning. We've talked about it and um When you do opi, you know, they have norton all these guy killers there was norton there Yeah, norton was there all these killers there and you know

Anyone that they invite Into that room you just know even if you don't know them you just know that they Are the beasts of new york. Okay, and um, I met this guy. We had breakfast afterwards. I didn't know him He's a nice guy, you know, um, and then um later I googled him. I looked him his stand-up just one of the best stand-ups Um, he's good-looking. He dresses well Um, he's just an overall nice guy. I have this other friend You know what I mean? Just chubby your friend, you know with cheeks and just cute and just a really good guy

Um, who we had on the podcast. They used to have a podcast together called history of hyenas history of hyenas the history of the hyena Which is like, you know, how much history can you get into that? Not that much, right? I mean the hyena. What my point exactly? Yeah Chris DiStefano give him a round of applause. Yeah There he goes. Bobby. Thank you for the introduction. It's nice to see everybody. Yeah, and it's interesting You know, you brought up how we met on opium anthony. Yeah, and that's what was an initial opium anthony So it was it was amazing for me because I didn't know I didn't know that

Um, uh, yannis was on the program recently, but you know, I'm here with my producer Mike lab and ak the homeless pimp who has autism Who is always in algorithms and finding things. So he said I woke up what day and he said hey Things got pretty pretty weird for you on tiger belly a couple of weeks ago What do you mean? I wasn't on tiger belly goes. You know, yannis and bobby. Yeah, we're saying some pretty Crazy things. Hold on. I'm a really hot. Yes. The team yanna shirt. It's coming. Yeah Yeah, yes, yes, yes, we know yes team yannis. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah team yannis. There you go Team yannis tiger belly. That's what it is. I know and they're gonna sell those shirts to kids in africa like they do the losing team So so yeah, so but it was interesting

It was interesting to me how Yeah, because you said because you said oh, you know opium anthony when we met it's like The first time I met you you were sucking on a bull dick and now I'm yeah, that's what you're doing. You're eating a bull dick in the opium anthony studio and now You're doing clickbait stuff like you're wendy fucking williams. So I was just like Hold on. I was like are you a talk show host now? I thought I thought you were I thought I thought you were exactly who you said you were the comedy purists

Yeah, where it was like, oh, it's just about comedy and jokes, but then yeah, but then I see Pictures of me with my eyes swollen. I say click And then I see boxes outside and I say this is he not making money Does he have to sell his house because he's getting to a point now where it's like, oh Do we have to sell more magic spoon? because I thought I thought we were code belly. Thank you promo code belly. I thought we were friends. Yeah, and I was like, oh Yeah, oh wait. So now I have to wake up to tweets and texts from from from rain man mike saying I'm a sellout

Fuck you. You left the honest for a true tv show. You left the honest for sale. Yeah, and hey, babe, and I'm like, yeah Jesus christ. I thought well, okay. I thought the little panda was my I am your friend the little panda will always be your friend and let me say this. Okay koala I appreciate it. I'm more like a koala. I understand that. I have chlamydia. Okay. Thank you. Thank you so much Right, and you know me. I can survive in a fire. Yes. My point is um that you know imagine Yanis being here Sure, and then you being imagine this being when was when was Yanis here a month ago two weeks ago two weeks ago So it was a two week court, you know, we're in we're in court

Right, sure and now, you know, I'm getting your testimony sure right this and now I'm getting both sides And that's all I needed. Well, here's the thing. Here's the interesting thing. Here's the thing. Yeah, I've done I've got to be honest. Maybe pimpy. What would you say 30 podcasts out here? I mean, I'm I'm whoring out as you called me podcast horror On everybody's podcast. Yeah, nobody not one person has even asked me a question about the history. I mean, it's always been about Other stuff, right, but then you guys come out And it's all history hyenas and I'm like, why is nobody talking to me about hyenas? They're only talk So that's the thing I was like, I don't even have it would be one of those things if I had 40

You know episodes to prepare because all I'm doing is the statements about hyenas, but it's like it was done And then we moved on but you but you want to talk about it. I'm sorry and bring it. I'm sorry. No, it's interesting Right, it's it's interesting. You're calling it the history of hyenas But what I'm saying is is that it's you know, it's just something that you know You know jab you about rib you about, you know, I mean, it's just fun It's creates, you know labs and some conflict and we're just gonna get through it, you know You haven't taken so fucking seriously. No, I'm not I'm not For me. Well, obviously if I was saying I'm I'm wearing a shirt with planets on it

No, but it was just interesting Yeah, the thing is the thing is was interesting to watch You know, because again, we watched we watched the clips and we were like, man, there's a lot This is a lot of like lies because you know, I understand we're watching and I'm watching you go and I'm like, I understand I get it. I know Bobby and then, you know, we're watching yawn is flail around because he's lying about things He's like, oh, I don't know. He's a good guy Just doing his fucking dumb arm movement. I'm like, you know, you just fucking tell the truth. Fuck. Oh, yeah Yeah, just be honest. What is the truth then the truth? Let's move on from it. Once we hear the truth

We can fucking move on. Here's the shirt off. No, no, no, no Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, keep them on. Yeah, actually. I want one No, hang on one second. You want to see mine? Yes. It's just her take that come There it is. I mean is no, it's and chris. Oh Lila, that's my daughter's Delilah. That's calila. All right. I would and I that's that's why I wasn't really there it is And you're on chris. Yeah There it is colonial Chrissy. Yeah. Yeah, and then he's got okay. Okay So

So many merch so it's a merch so much more. I appreciate did you buy one of those? Oh, I appreciate that I would have given it to you. I mean, I let you through pubes in my face. I'm bad friends I could have had a free t-shirt. I swallowed santino and bobby's pubes and that's another thing I was upset about I'm like, I had this guy's pubes wrapped around my uvula. Yeah And he's not taking my side. No, but that's the thing. There is no sides So what happened was is like you said, yeah, how much history can you talk about? That's what I said I mean, you know, we're going on about this is the greatest show of all time. I love the show. I appreciate the fans Of course, I do. I mean, of course, I mean, you know, it's beautiful to have a fans of anything in this day and age

But I was like, you know, we're talking about, you know history topics and I was like, I want to go Try other podcasts as you would like to do other podcasts too You honestly do other things outside of this hyenas and his mindset on things and I respect him for this was If you don't put all the time and energy into hyenas, that's what I want to do I want to put all my eggs in the hyenas basket and I said, that's totally cool. I want to do that But also other things I don't want to only Be a history hyenas podcast I'd like to do history and is plus the show on true tb plus a podcast with haybay plus my stand-up plus

My own podcast crissy cas there's enough hours in the day. I promise you every time I sit down in that chair I will have 100% Honesty accuracy as much of my as much as myself I can give to the podcast when I'm doing hyenas I will do it and if my performance slips Tell me about it. Get in my face. I told my whole staff Mike Venetia get in my face if I'm overdoing myself That wasn't met with that wasn't really, you know met with positivity. It was like, well, no, either you do hyenas Or nothing else. So we were kind I was kind of like, all right Well, you're you're making a decision for us easy then because I was like, I just want to do all things for me for me

Anything outside of hyenas that I got or even that yannis got was a win for hyenas. That's how I viewed it That's just a big win for history hyenas. Mm-hmm on his side of it He was like we need to put only energy and thought into hyenas and that's it and I said that's cool Like I get that that's how you're thinking about it. Yeah, but that's not how I'm thinking about you know what I like it Maybe it's a white people thing No, you know what I think it is Bobby. I'm just like, no, just don't put your fingers that don't first of all First of all, you know what you're getting know your gaze your gaze appointing fingers that little asian people is over Oh, no, no, no, no, no, they're just beginning

No, no, no, no, you think that you know white people we plot we're coming back You think that we are the ones who started the hashtag stop the asian eight because watch what's where we have lads It's all white mastermind. All right. We just I've heard chet hank say it's a white boy summer white boy summer. Thank you. Callie. That's what I was gonna do white boy Summer my friends. Yes, right. So okay. I'm not in on it because I'm not invited to your meetings. Correct No, I don't know what you said two weeks ago I mean you are I don't get the emails or so. So what you're saying to me right now is all this stuff like Because I'm getting extra. I feel like I'm getting hired extra acting work because you know asians are in and whatnot

What you're saying to me a year from now. Is it all going to be just taken away from me? Yes That's what I'm saying. Oh, that's what you're saying 100% I should just revel in what I have now. Yes, right. Yes. No. Yeah, you have an agenda white people have an agenda No, yeah, I mean pop. Come on, dude. Well, you're not gonna. No, none of us are gonna live to 60 I mean, you're dude, you're gonna we're only gonna die Soon bob. What do you think you're gonna survive this? Come on guy. I mean colliella knows it too, you know

We all know you're gonna be dead buddy in 10 years easy. Yeah, maybe even before it depends Oh, am I gonna get killed or because of my own health? How every you know how it is. We're just comedians anything Fall down one of these hills something, you know, I um, you know, you're right. Bob. Yeah, here's the thing, dude Bobby baby Here's the thing is listen podcast and and I think with you I'm like you. I'm not no way in my in no way shape for my comparing myself to you comedically or anything like that I know I have all you know, dude. I have all the love and respect for you I I used to watch your headline at Gotham and sit in the back and be like, oh

I would love to headline one day and then with one first time I did get the headline at Gotham I said, oh, I thought about bobby and I pulled my pants down on stage to close like you did That's what I do. Seriously. I just pulled it out and I was like Bobby Lee, you know, you know so so So no, but truthfully I look up to you But I think what you and I me and you are similar if we're gonna compare Uh, you and Andrew and Yanis and I me and you are the same in that we care And maybe it's a I think it's it's a double-edged sword. We care a little less meaning about like you are very willing to

Be out and do all these different things and whatever and sometimes that hurts us sometimes that helps us where Yanis and Andrew are very particular because you know, they're very much like I'm gonna write everything down and this and that and that works to their strength that that has strengths and we like Andrew said something to me. He pulled me aside. He goes. Hey, can you just not mention something physical about him? Right. There's something physical about me that you bring up that hurts me. Okay, right? And I was like, are you in my mind right? You can make fun of Everything about me. I don't give a fuck right my eyes might have a little dick. I get it It's not even a dick. It's just a nub a little nub. It's a button and I think that's and so that's where I think

You know in relationships I get into trouble in anything with with friends with women with parents whatever it's because I there's almost nothing that really Offends me or makes me upset because my whole thought process in life is I just want to be happy I don't know when I'm gonna die. I don't feel I understand people have to be sad. I'm not gonna be that nut job That's like everything's okay. It's just in Pleasantville But there's no for me like even arguing with my girlfriend arguing with you know people in my life I'm like, this is stupid like why can't we just like even with Yanis like why can't we just punch each other in the face?

Pick up our teeth go hug it out and have a beer like why is this carrying on? Yeah, the show's over. Who cares? Let's move on. We'll get other things in life. We both have beautiful daughters Like let's let's chill But I feel like there's a thing that happens though where it's like And I know that that's a flaw in me because I'm like, maybe I should care more But I don't and it's not that I don't care about him or don't care about I just I'm like, I just want to be happy in my life I'm doing a thing now that makes me happy. Maybe both of you guys are sociopaths Or maybe possible, but have your

Maybe it's possible. You mean us too. Yeah I'm not no sociopath That's right. You just want you know what I mean like you can leave everybody in the dust all the wreckage just behind you But you just want to be happy babies because that's how I feel about him Right because everything is just a joke even when we fight and I'm like This is serious. This shit is like important and you can just like move on about his day I get I want to die soon Ten years, baby. Yeah in ten years. So I get a show

I get what you mean and sometimes like that's a thing where I don't understand because I don't even know the I can probably count on my hand the times the amount of times I've been Genuinely mad at someone because I'm like dude, like let's just be like let's let it go I'm I can let things go to a flaw and you know, I'm aware of realizing as I get older Maybe that's not the best thing. Maybe that you should work on that. It's not you know There's no one that rubs you the wrong way that you have like you have ill will toward No, I mean listen, you is there anybody in your mind? Can you just you don't have to say the name

But if there's somebody in your mind because I have five people in the business, right? I could just go. Yeah. Yeah, if they died, I would do there are people in my life Moments moments of my life. I've been rubbed the wrong way by them carrying it on and waking up with that. No, hopefully no Oh, yeah, but absolutely. I take it back either. I take it back. You're not Are you sure? I think you're just leaning buddhist the things just roll off of you because you are not centered on your ego I think I think because you're your ego centric, you know, you know what it is You know how I feel really feel kalayla. I feel like I'm happy like to be honest with you

Some of like the comments I was talking telling us to to pimp the other night Some of the comments that I was getting from the the tiger belly episode with the honest that were like really like You know, like calling me a sellout and a piece of shit and I'm to be honest No, dude, we're comedians it this is we are in the light. It's good to be in the public eye It's like that's what we wanted, right? So I'm I understand all that so I'm like But some of that stuff I was like man, like of course those things are hurtful to see in here I'm not a fucking nut job. Of course. Those are like, ah, that sucks. You wish you wouldn't you want everybody to like you But that's not realistic

So so but what I would what I kind of thought about I was like, oh man like The person who's saying that to me like I kind of try to put myself in their shoes Like the amount of pain and insecurity that human being must have and the amount of narcissism that person must have To come to take the time out of the day to tweet that or send a message To somebody that's like hateful like that. I'm like because they don't have anything really else to focus on It's like you think I'm gonna Get mad at someone and send a message like that. I'm pushing my daughter in a swing watching Elsa, you know Yes, I'm trying to you know what I mean. I'm doing things like I'm on grinder like I'm doing

Like I'm happy especially. Yeah, dude. You got to let it out sometimes sometimes women just aren't enough and you go to guys Yeah, I I and so and so I felt like those things were you know, because I was like You know, the only thing that I want to like actually address on the on the podcast and I was like, whoa like that it was kind of alluded to that Sal and I started hey babe when Yanis had COVID and that is 1000 percent Not true. Like I and I'm not going to get into Specifics but because I think Yanis would even agree because here's the thing dude I do feel like there is hate to use the term like that

You know blue line like the cops say and I don't I don't you know It's not a cop pro cop or anti cop thing, but it's just as comedians I feel like there is a brotherhood and sister that we have to kind of like abide by because a lot of the people who are getting Quote-unquote canceled or whatever. It's like it's interculture stuff It's like comedians cancelling other comedians because they're upset. So I would never share personal stuff But I think even Yanis would admit this like I dropped my life to be there for Yanis when he had COVID Because I know how how hard it was for him to go through and he was a he's my friend. He's still my friend So I so when that was alluded to like I started hey babe, and then when when he had COVID

I was like that's the only thing I want to personally address everything else. I'm like, this is all jokes I don't care what you say about yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck around even you know, it's whatever But that thing was like no, no, no, no, no, that's not I did not start Co he did not turn on YouTube and just see oh We told he knew about hey babe. He knew about hey babe for a long time. We had filmed the first episodes in august Right. He got COVID. I'm not sure when but in the fall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's the only thing I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's that's a little crazy. Okay, could it be a case of this and can it be a case of you Just being a fucking instigator

Could it be that What the fuck you're because this is what he does he likes to see things burn. I wasn't To be honest with you. I knew I knew I knew Bobby dude, you know who hates you right now by the way Joe de Rosa. Oh my Oh, because me and de Rosa because me and de Rosa Who's Joe de Rosa because me and salvo conno Joe de Rosa. Oh, I know the comic me and salvo conno do a podcast. Yeah Yeah Called hey babe and then Joe de Rosa and sal do a podcast called taste buds and we have it's all on the same youtube Network called the no-press network that that's like a thing

We're trying to start our own podcast network can have a youtube channel So it's all in the no-press network and when we started talking about it in-house. Whoo. They hate you, dude What did you what did you do? Oh, it's like dog. Fuck that guy No, dude, here's the thing and here's how you fucked up. Here's how you fucked up. You ready for this Joe Yeah started a sandwich shop in New York going to be big thing big Sandwich shop gonna be and we're all gonna invest in a big thing sandwich up one of the sandwiches was going to be the Bobby Lee It was going to be kimchi and marinara sauce and you fucked it up. Okay. I'm gonna look up Joe de Rosa right now Just real quick. Look up. Look up. He looks like Jared Fogle from the subway. I know Joe

Okay, first of all, Joe de Rosa is so funny. Yes, and he hangs it. He doesn't he I used to see him at the store Yeah used to be like a judge. I should judge with him. Yeah, babe. This is called professional backpedaling Dude, you're done. You're done with de Rosa. What the fuck is your problem today? You're supposed to be on my team No, no, no, no. No. Yeah. Look at my t-shirt. It says and Chris Get him off. Get him off. Fuck you de Rosa. You want a war? I'll fucking have a war Let's have a war. You know what I mean? I haven't been a war in a long time. It's going to be a big fucking war, dude Let me say something. Okay. I was just gonna ask and I'm not instigating anything. Okay. Yes, you are. You're an instigator I'm a filer, dude

All right, I'm an instigator. Yes I don't care I am one. Why are you why are you deaf all of a sudden? What are you talking about? I'm an instigator I'm an instigator. Are you a mute? I don't know All I was gonna ask you is this what Bobby is is that could it be a case of you know? I hate to use another band reference But um simon and garfunkel you're simon Right, you're telling garfunkel. What imagine this team who's what is okay because people say this the simon and garfunkel

What's their song? I don't know music besides Whitney Houston in the 1970s Those are my people over trouble Okay, so explain to me simon and garfunkel because I heard you mention this You're breaking my heart. Yeah, I know this one. Absolutely. I know that So because you made the simon and garfunkel reference in the last episode, so I didn't understand it Yes, today. He's saying you're simon, but with the honest he said Um, okay, so you seen you're doing a switcheroo. Yeah. Yeah, two simons. Do you know why yes good crafty

And I'm a deceiver. I'm a crafty. You're a crafty and I'm instigator slippery fucking asian He's trying to reclaim asian boy summer. Yeah And also in high school. They used to call me. I'm not kidding. They used to call me sneaky sneaky chopsticks Hey, yeah, and they used to call me sneaky chopsticks. I don't know why I go you're being racist, but now I kind of get it No, I get it. No, I know what it is. He's he likes seeing white boys fight Yeah, yes, but that's the thing. Well, first of all first of all two things. Yannis isn't white. He's greek Doesn't count. He's white adjacent though. I mean, he's pretty close like this guy's white enough You can't say that he's no, he's no, but he's white. Yeah. Yeah, but he's spanish. Spanish is white. Yeah, he's uh, he's

Yeah, he's how is greek not white in spanish. Yeah, he's about to die. He's like fucking yeah, look at look at the arm And he's not telling you he's on fucking keema. Yeah, but I use the salmon garfonga. Could it be this case? Okay, okay. All right. So could it be this is Let's be honest with ourselves. Let's be honest. I love I we have a great, you know, we we have great feelings toward Yannis, but why are you so invested in like a friendship that is obviously like seen its hard days But they should get through it themselves like if if you and andrew had to air out your your grievances publicly Yeah, like it would be very embarrassing for the both of you. Sure. I'm just saying from that's why I would never air it out I feel like Bobby would want that

I don't want it because all it because what It's then I do the other podcast I get invited to other part. It just things that something that people talk about That's good for both of you and you guys know what I'm saying. Okay. Yeah without being like this No, no, but don't put your finger toward me, baby Until the summer until the summer, right? I'm allowed to do this. You're not allowed Well, we can't we got to stop with the click baity stuff. Don't you think? Like I don't even know. I'll be honest with you. Fat Jonah. I'll tell you something. Okay

Yeah, I don't even know what clickbait is. That's what I'm asking. What is kick? I can't even see it. I mean, you know, is it kickbait? What's clickbait? Because you say, oh the truth from the hyenas are they gonna picture me with my swollen eyes? And then it's like, oh, I want to click that but I didn't Yeah, but I didn't have anything to do with it. Here's here's my here's my contribution. It's gross This is shut up for a second. Here's my contribution to tiger valley Mountain valley water. They sponsor delicious. Oh delicious. Did they promo code? Look at this. All right. It's that stuff that by the way I've never even seen this

Here's it's nice to see yannis. Yannis get fat again. All right It's nice gray bag. Here's my contribution. Here's my contribution to tiger valley. Okay Today I woke up right and I thought to myself It's Monday. Do we have a due to our podcast today? Then the first question I asked is I go Hey, who do we have? True and they go right. That's true. I always ask they go christy. I go. Oh, that's cool. That'll be fun, right? I show up. We have a banter

The time right and then as soon as I leave this area I have nothing to do with anything. I don't know what to play this. I don't know what you right Do I have anything to do with editing? I don't hear music sound design. Bobby. I don't know anything about it. Here's the truth Here's the truth. That's the truth. No, but here's the truth. Here's here's the overall truth. Let's let's be honest, right? Yeah, nobody cares either way. Nobody cares about the history. I ain't as nobody nobody cares about tiger valley Nobody cares about joe rogan. Nobody really cares We pretend like we care for a minute, but the truth is nobody actually really cares about anything. Yeah, except maybe you know You're you know, I care about my child like but the podcast it's like okay after a while

You don't care the thing that bothered me about this is I was like it was over like it was almost over and I'm like Because now I'm not the kind of guy that wants to get on Twitter and tweet back and start a wall I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that the only thing that I wish about that appearance and I'll just be point blank Okay, so you know give the listeners what they want give you something you could you know potentially put up and let you know Let the fucking click baiters. Don't use the black light picture for this No, yeah, let you know whatever whatever they want to throw up, you know, if you want I can we can come in Do you want me to bring in I'll come in like we'll bring more And you want to do we could do the you know the acting crazy right now. We could do my baby

Oh, you're triggering What's wrong with you I'm gaslighting. I love it. No, I love it. Do you need help? No, let me finish what I want. It's my show Let me go come to you. It's what you need help. Yes therapy. I have no idea what you're saying. Yes This is what he does. Oh my god. Okay. This is what he does now move on the thing was I just wish I only thing I wish the only thing I wish was the only thing I wish was is that maybe is that maybe Yawn when you were talking about maybe Yanis could have just defended me Yeah, a little more because I think there's a narrative going around again just personal in our life

I know the grand I know most people don't care. Most people don't know who I am. I'm very aware of these things I'm very aware But it's like the narrative is is that I left history and it's to start a true tv show and that I'm a sell-out and though I went up to go do a podcast with Sal Volcano and it's like these things aren't true. I'm doing a solo podcast called Chrissy chaos youtube.com Such Christy comedy Tuesdays 11 am Easter time and then I also do a patreon.com Such Christy comedy for all the extra bonus footage if you really want to hear the behind the scenes with Bobby Lee You can go sign up for that right now. Yeah

Uh, and then we do hey babe Thursdays 11 am Eastern time. Okay, so so And and there was this narrative going on that I couldn't do histrionias anymore because Histrionias is so edgy and crazy and we say whatever and we go wild And now I have to be a cuck on tv and I have to be clean and a cuck with hey, babe And none of these things are true like just none of it's true true tv Just let me tell you just so your fans know true tv hired me Because they said we like that you get crazy on histrionias. We want to move in a direction of you know Listen, if you yell the n-word, which I haven't they're like, that's no good if you assaulted somebody that's no good

Yeah, but they're like, you know That your your wild shit you saying that you know the Japanese need to get put in them You know have to get put in the microwave after you know, they dropped a bomb on Pearl Harbor. That's fine You're fine You know Sal the podcast I do with hey babe and Sal people like oh you clean cuck you're fucking clean cuck The challenge to be clean on a podcast is insane That's why Sal and I do it because it is so incredibly difficult for me because if you listen to Chrissy chaos I say I just interviewed or a few episodes ago. I interviewed my

Girlfriend's transgender uncle who's just in prison for 25 years. He was talking about sucking off son to sam Yeah, so we're going ed talking about whatever but with hey, babe. Yeah where we have to stay clean in the box That's on purpose. So it's like a comedy Exercise for us and it's very difficult. It's a guess what and it adds twice as much money So the you know, so it's it's really one of those things you thought you were getting paid for Magic Spoon. Oh, no, baby Yeah, yeah, yeah So so so these things are exercises. So just for any of the fans I understand most of the fans who hate me are always gonna hate me anywhere who on the but the ones who are like

Oh, I would just like them to hear what the truth is But if you still want to hate me and call me selling on that's fucking fine, too. All right, just one. Hey, dude You had you I just had to fucking come clear the name day in court. I need my day He just gave it and I have a verdict. I'm the judge, right? Okay. Do you need a sharpie pen? Yeah, I have the verdict. Okay. All right The verdict is this. All right. First of all, I just want to add right Anybody that says you're a sellout by doing true TV Is so dumb because you like you think that this is all I want to do

It's turn a mic on and I like doing it and it's fun, right? But I have other shit. I want to do other dreams. I have other dreams and I'm gonna do that shit You know, and so if I do something like a corporate thing. I've done commercials, but I don't give a fuck Right, they paid me, you know, yeah, and so it's like. Yeah. Oh family. What's that? True TV your family with Chris. Yeah. Yeah. So I did a true TV. You know what I mean? Look at that. There you go. Fast foodie. By the way, that's how that's how I hold penises when I suck it. Look at that. I'm very sophisticated about it. I just okay. So anyway, uh, yeah Sometimes I stick a finger up like this when I you know, right? Just that I'm from the side of loyalty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

So, um, that's number one that so that's obsolete to me when people get your sell out the second Secondly, it's like, you know at the end of the day. I don't care I know that you know that right. Yeah at the end of the I don't really give a shit Sure, right at the end of the day. I love both of you. Sure at the end of the day I've known you longer and I know you more. I think that You know, I feel like I can I introduce you to the honest at the comedy store. I know and I feel I know let me talk Okay, I think I I feel like I can rib you a little bit because or and I can poke at you because I'm number one And I'm gonna be sincere because I want to tell you, you know, not even just that

I don't think there's some things that he has. I don't have Let's just say like what those things I'll tell you, all right So what I have is, you know, I I'm self deprecating like you are right But I have something to be self deprecating about just physically and whatnot, right? I think that you and I have the same sensibilities in terms of comedy I think that internally we have maybe the same makeup, you know Of what we can take or what we can't take. I think I'm a little bit more sensitive in certain areas than you are I I hold grudges that I don't feel like you do but I also think that you have, you know, um, the trifecta of things

You're your hard worker You're very talented and you're just a handsome guy. You're a handsome white guy You're an anomaly, you know, I mean because what's coming out of your mouth shouldn't be coming out of that face You know, I mean, so there's a lot of things that you have and so with that in mind I feel like that I can you know when I see you and I do this with the other one your types You know, I did it with, you know, a couple of people. I can't mention they got canceled, right? I used to do it with them. You know, I mean, I can't imagine same grouping of people Yeah, same group of people, right? Perfect. Rest in peace, you know what I mean?

But you know, if I get canceled patreon.com. So it's christie comedy, right? Just know that don't ever go away Right, right, and then there's certain guys that have those three things that I wouldn't do because I think they're more sensitive Like gary gullman I think gary gullman is a little sensitive. So I don't want to you know, I mean keep ripping on him because I feel like There was a lot of shame growing up. I don't know what it is. You know about him, but um, I think he's very funny and very talented My point is is that you know, and that's why I you know, I look at yannis and he's um How do I say

He's just not in the same situation as you're you're in And so I was like made and designed by adolf hitler. I was I know and I and I feel like You know, he well, here's the thing. Okay. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Yeah is I appreciate what you just said I I think that There will be a time in the future where we probably will do More stuff together. There's no way. There's no way We're gonna stay like this forever with

Yannis and I and there's no way life everything goes in phases just like podcasting is gonna be the main medium At some point it'll be something else, you know, so that's just what it is So what do you think it's gonna be because I want to get in on it. Yeah, I didn't get it I because dude, I got looked at I got it in this early. Yeah, you know, it's a real reason why I don't care I bought ethereum a year ago. Oh, you know, so that's the real reason why it's just yeah I did too. So yeah, but I bought what's a lot of it. Yeah, so that's another reason why I bought ethereum fight I didn't buy any I didn't buy it. What do I buy it? Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I buy any I know but it's not a lot of money. That's no, no, no, no. I'm kidding. I didn't buy a lot of it

I bought it. I bought it a week ago No, but but but I know I know that that's the thing but that's the thing. That's the thing I know I know that it's just because I came up, you know, very granted very late But you know what listening to guys on opium anthony and always ribbing and doing that So I was like, oh, this is all just jokes I think there's a tendency in some comedians from my class or my era to very get to get personal to get upset About things and sometimes that happens to me and then I have to remind myself like Hey, the people that I looked up to and I genuinely mean this, you know

You patrice o'neill jim nor and bobby kelly collin quinn david tell all these people that I was like listed on the radio They never did this. It was all just Fun like when you would run out of the room and opium anthony. I know it was a bit I know people back. Oh my god. Did they is bobby really crying naked in the hallways? It's like, yeah, but not Yes, and no, it's a bit. It's just a bit. Yeah, so I I was watching you being like bobby's doing a bit He's doing a bit. Yeah. Yeah 100 so so so I I understood that but because of the world we live in and because of This is not opium anthony I now have to come on here and fucking actually give an account and be serious and be like this is what happened

I wish that patrice o'neill was just in here to call me to be like shut up faggot and just you know Start talking but and I'm paraphrasing patrice o'neill. I don't mean to say that word but patrice would say he would one time I met patrice o'neill. Yeah, god rest his soul That's what he yelled at me because I was wearing a similar shirt and I deserved it But I'm just saying that's just what what, you know So I knew so just to clarify and maybe tie it up is I knew that it was a bit from the beginning just like the team I mean, it's hilarious. It's all bits, you know when you brought up patrice, you know, I remember um, I was feeling really Shitty about my my own career at the time. We had nothing going on and nothing in the future

My ticket numbers on the road were really bad. This is before tiger belly And I was in the dump so right before tiger belly you weren't selling tickets I because I did I only sold tickets because I went to chelsea lately But that even I was not I was like 50 50 on that sometimes I would be funny and sometimes I would just eat it bad Right, and it was just kind of uh, you know a torturous, um, right you were with me Yeah, it was I would like stay up at night like just obsessed about it, right? But so there was a time where I was like I was in new york

I was doing open anthony and patrice was there with me. It was jim norton patrice and I and um It was between breaks or something and I was kind of bummed out about something and I was he's like We worried about I go. I just you know, I auditioned for this thing and I think ken jung got it or something like that, right? And he goes you ain't he goes you ain't ever gonna be like him When I go at first I was like, what the fuck you mean? Yeah, he goes and and I go, what do you mean? He goes you're like me. You're like us. Yes, you mean you're authentically this guy They can't go to parties and get a job because you're you know, I mean, right?

You're changing into this thing to get people to like you You read everything in your face. You you say what you're gonna say, right? And you're just not gonna have that kind of career. You'll have your own career And you know, and you'll have great things happen to you in your own way, right? Right, but you're not gonna You know, you're not competing with that guy because you're just two different People, right? And so that made me feel good because it's like it made me go First of all, they're putting in Norton and those guys are putting me with that group of people Which is like and it made me kind of go

You're right, you know, I can't do corporate comedy I can't you know, I mean when I'm doing panel shows the reason why I'm not that great sometimes is because You have other comics that are cookie cutter Sure, and then I'll say something fucked up or behave in a fucked up way And I can't read the room because I'm just not gonna change for them. Right, right? So, you know in many ways anyway, I don't know why I just said that well No, but but that's why but that's why I think that's why you know I'm always been drawn to your comedy and that's why I feel like, you know

At least going back when I'm back home in New York the people I used to look up to like the Collin Quinn David tells it all that You know, I'm friendly with now and respected by like in the beginning of my career I was doing the show on MTV called guy code and girl code and I was like selling You know thought, you know, the show's got popular and I can maybe sell a little bit of tickets on tour with with the other girls And and I was just like, oh, you know, how come Collin Quinn never reaches out or how come, you know, because it's like they weren't respecting you It's like I was the cookie cutter bullshit asshole running around in MTV like a jerk off Wasn't until you know, I did David Letterman and really started grinding it out

It's stand up at the comedy cell or the clubs every night to finally get some respect. So that's why I think too. I feel You feel extremely secure with yourself because you know, you're a comics comic I'm not saying I'm at that level yet I'm not calling myself this fucking comedy elite, but I feel secure with myself Went podcasting or whatever because I'm like, oh, I feel like I paid my dues I have respect From, you know, the people I looked up to like you do Ken Jeong is a big movie actor I'll sell 10 times the amount of tickets you and I will sell. Yeah, but you know, yeah

He's gonna, you know, do jokes about unicorns and you know, just stuff that That people who don't really do stand up that just go do book rooms, you know I want to be the mouthpiece for tiger belly for exactly 10 seconds and say that we are so sorry for Making you making it appear like we were only on Yonah's side and not having let let you have your eyes You know what and it's and it's crazy to me that I even thought that you guys were on Yonah's side I mean the team Yonah shirts. Why would I ever think that but but I but I just accept your apology And there's actually no reason to apologize because I understand. Thank you. Bobby. That's what I wanted

Um, because there's no reason. There's no reason at all. You have a cigarette butt in your belly button There's no reason at all I think to apologize because comedy is comedy. It's what it is. Wow You're actually looking decent. How do you don't tell him that he's got a D. He's got a V Oh, I have a V. Yes. Oh, this is I love this. Yes. I can't do girl hips. Yes Yeah, look at that. Really gorgeous is Britney Spears V. Thank you. No, you're handsome. Thank you And I just want to say in summation to go support Yonah's please and I genuinely mean that we're team both Team both. Why can't everybody be team both? I put it back on. I'm cold. Do whatever you want to do Do whatever you want to do

The back here. Yeah Oh, wow, I thought for sure was going to have a butt your butt crack was going to come out But it didn't I thought guarantee butt crack Yeah, all right. So um, look at it, you know, I like you know, you made your Just you spoke for tiger belly. I want to make my statement now. Okay. All right I was just kidding around. It was it was just, you know, I didn't think that you were going to get, you know Comments on your social media, you know situation and um

You know, it was just all fun and games and now I know what click with people how people are these days You got to spell it out. That's why that's the only because they don't understand how how the rapport really is between you guys I and I and I mean this with all due respect. I genuinely mean this with all due respect to any fan of a show truly do yeah 98th percent of people don't care the way they never comment They just buy tickets to your show. They don't they never even make a deal They're even post a picture that they're there. They just buy it do it don't care But the people that comment which you know are the loudest people because we have like, you know A mental health issue in our country

A lot of them are followers if you say anything They're like, I'm going to follow this because I that's what I do and I don't have self-esteem So if this was 15 years ago, it could all just be comedy But now yeah, I got forced because you know people were like saying all these things They're like, I'm gonna purposely try to fucking ruin your life. I know where you live. They're calling You know, my girlfriend a whore. They're like, she's the one who broke it up. They're like your kids are ugly I'm like, listen, I don't read them again rain man reads them But I don't but I'm just like, okay

Can I just for the followers who are going to now say something else to tiger bell and army? Can they just you know, nobody go hate on I can sympathize. You know what I'm saying? I've been living in that world for I also know a female community that we all know that's a popular podcast I want to say her name, but she had you know, I somebody Show up at her house. I believe that that was like repping another podcast right and going. I know where you live You know, so it's it's yeah, you know, and you know that happens and that's fucking scary shit Sure, of course, of course someone just sent me bananas to my front door because we have a banana break on our podcast That's good. How creepy that is

Bananas just random bananas. Yeah potassium. They're good for potassium They are a little high in fat a little high in cow I've been doing my fitness pal and they're about 150 cows large banana It also something that you mentioned earlier too. It's like, you know, other comedians canceling other I don't trust guys with no shoelaces. By the way, I don't trust George at all anymore You know what that you know about velcro velcro. I can deal with because you know, it's like you're retarded Because like, you know, like when I would work with you know, children with special needs I used to be a pediatric physiotherapist. Yeah, but you know why you know, you know why I got these though

Why these are called prison vans. What is interesting? Yeah, so these are the vans that they they send to prisoners Oh, I thought that they maybe the velcro made it quick. So you wouldn't have to bend over long Oh Raising too. All right. That's it. Yeah, you wouldn't have to sit entire laces. You would just And then stand back up. Yeah, but I saw I would see these in movies Right. So I was just like blood in blood out Yeah, or like, you know, you'd see it in Oz or you would see it in uh, that was a show, right? It was a great show I love that. Oz was a great show. Yeah, Oz was a great show. And then you would see it in um,

American me or whatever and then it's like I want to get them but that's why I have them not because I'm lazy Yeah, I like no, no, okay. All right. You're saying this one. What were you saying? I know, but what I was saying earlier is is that what you're saying earlier is there's I think It's like Comics calling out other can't comics and getting them canceled or whatnot. I think that we for some reason we should be able to We should we got to weed that out. Sure. Yeah, I mean because that right there. It's like it's hard enough, you know If it's sexual based, that's one thing. What can you do? Yeah, you know what I mean? Oops

You should like that. It's like what do you want to do? Yeah. Yeah, that's a real crime. Yeah, that's a good idea But if it's words just for comedians, and I'm not I don't mean to blanket I feel my train of thought is and you know is that is that uh If it's just words, especially in a joke, you can't You cross that line and want to cancel and bring these things up and look what someone so said It's like get out Get out of the you're not you're I know you'll maybe get opportunity fine But get the fuck out of the business. I I'm like

Automatically, it doesn't matter how funny you are. I'm like you're out, dude. Yeah, that's bitch. That's such a little bitch move I went to a club once that like everyone hired right everyone played it and I didn't play it for many many years and then one day 10 years later or whatever. I finally get a weekend there, right? And I show up and I I play the week I myself and then Sunday night The manager comes up to me and he goes oh man, you're nothing like what I thought you were gonna be like And I'm like why I've never been here before. He's like some guy told me like a while back how you were Right that I did this I do that this and that and I'm like I've never done those things, right? So some pieces shit comic, right? Just rattles his mouth off, right?

And when you do that, you know, you that could lead to no work for somebody Sure, you know, I mean and it's like ever since then it's like I just can't tolerate that shit That's and you know what too? I think there's a big thing too. It's like the you know the victim mentality It's like hey, listen something happens in your career I'm just talking about comedians like because something happens because that's feel like I only think qualified to you know talk about it I feel like sometimes even I do and I go off on rants making these statements I'm like dude. You just tell the jokes at the fucking funny bone stupid, you know like you don't know what you're talking about You have no idea where you like I went on the Megan Kelly show a month ago. I sound like an idiot

She's asking me these questions about like Atlanta voting laws and I'm telling And I'm just like I sound like a dumb fuck. Yeah, so, you know, but you live and you learn so With comedians though with this victim stuff is like, oh, you know I don't have a show anymore. It's just shut up. Just make the new thing. You're a comedian. Just make it You know, you take these things away from me. I'll try to keep fighting to make the new thing then Yeah, like I'll just keep continuing to do that and then if I lose on at all I'll go back to physical therapy and then if you take I'll just continue to keep trying I'm never going to blame anybody for my misfortunes. It's always rests on me. It's like the comedians that blame the audience

It's like dude. I know some audiences are better than us, but it's your job To it's our job to figure it out. Yeah every night you just have to figure it out And sometimes you do sometimes you don't but it's like, yeah, maybe the audience. Yeah, it's not the audience It's fault. They were harder that night sure But you stood out you had to fucking dig deeper and there's plenty of times where you know, I don't I bomb all the time Were you really a PT? Yeah, I still am I I The great governor Cuomo from New York just um

Just uh in the beginning of the pandemic he reinstated every health professionals license that had lapsed Because of the pandemic or whatever because we were you know, physical therapists would became important for like respiratory therapy So my license had lapsed because I stopped doing physical therapy in 2013 and then I think it lapsed in like 2018 I never reinstated because I've been you know just doing this full time But then I got a letter in the mail that was like, hey your license you can go treat physical now I've my license is good till I think 2024 So I'm like technically still a lot. I but you know the move still I was a pediatric physical therapist mostly so I could work on you because you have little little body parts

But you know somebody with with with bigger feet. No, wait, wait, wait. What like Kalyla. I would have to I would have to Kalyla's beautiful big feet. I love big Yes, I'm pediatric. What does that mean? It's your baby baby because your because your body's smaller You look like most of the children I treated with Down syndrome that Work with Yes, it's true. All right. Why don't let that out. I want people to know that I think that's sexy one of the grown out there. Don't cut it out Down syndrome The children children who have Down syndrome beautiful population of children. Yeah to work with they one of the things with Down syndrome is

Yes, bigger bigger tongues from the chromosomal deficiency. So you're saying that you have a from a big big big tongue. Yeah, see party. Let me see it That's a Down syndrome tongue Yeah, let me see it. Yeah, and I'm a I'm a pcs pediatric certified Especially so I have the doctorate degree in physical therapy, but then furthermore pcs. So I could clinically tell you Legally, that's Down syndrome tongue a dst. And I'm not offended by it. Thank you for donating my seat again dst Down syndrome. Thank you. You're welcome Absolutely. So what else is done? What else is done syndrome all about me?

They're typically uh, usually because of the chromosomal abnormality a bit overweight um On the smaller side Usually lifespan is to about 60 um And uh and instigate the instigators They're all instigators. No, I'm kidding. No the last part. I'm kidding. But you but you do you do have a lot of but Quality, okay, okay

Please There's a comedy line And you were right again, right? But that's what good comedians. I understand But then you had crossed over which which part crossed over fucking pissed me off. No, but which part crossed over. I don't have Down syndrome Okay, no, no, no, I've never done a DNA test I almost positive. I'm almost positive. I don't have it. Okay. Have it No, I can drive I can drive. Okay. Yeah. I know when I watch I know how to stream things on you know, who can they do that?

Yes, oh, they can't some of them can because they have good therapy. Yeah. Yeah, and they can they um Do you have a pretty good kd when they play warzone on? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, I mean what I was yeah, we had a really high functioning short neck small ears There we go. There you go. Tiny white flattened face, of course, but that's because I'm asian. That's not fair. Yeah Almond shape. I sound like Yeah, right almond shade. Oh, that's not fair. I think just describing asian A short neck. Oh All ears. Oh fuck. Yeah, that'd be

Beautiful beautiful white spots on the no, but Bobby it's a compliment because it's uh, you know, uh working with all Types of children with disabilities down syndrome children Children with Down syndrome are beautiful. They're beautiful friendly. No the friendliest children Truly out of out of the you know, and that's also characteristic of children with Down syndrome is they're very friendly and outgoing You're very friendly and outgoing And you and you know and that's and that's what it is. So so I I would say this Bobby Let me say this as a clinical as a clinical therapist. You're talking. I'm actually you know, it's silly

But I am I am technically at least in the state of New York I would say what I'm saying is you don't have Down syndrome But you have many characteristics that are and I'm fine with that consistent with Down syndrome And I'm fine with that. I would say you're consistent with Down syndrome I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it. Okay. All I want to know is could you do pt on me? Yes That's all I want to know. Yes. Okay. Good. Whatever ailment you may have anybody in the room may have like back Like I have back problems my shoulders hurt sometimes typically back stuff. Yeah is usually It's it's usually your back is flexed too far forward because of phones and sitting in cars and are in a bad position

So it's usually the answer is getting this posture spine into neutral And then a little extension is usually the answer Kyphosis is kyphosis is when you're flexed forward lordosis is flex back, right? Yes. That's what it is Have you thought of because I know you do like a lot of reality shows Didn't you you had a deal to do a sitcom, right? I'm you came out here. I was Chrissy pilots Yeah, like how many pilots did you do? I auditioned for that. My Jenna did What part did you audition for all my latina friends my friend Jenna auditioned to be your wife to be the wife And who did you audition for?

Some guy. Okay. Okay. Neighbor. Maybe yeah, maybe neighbor. Yeah, that's the that's in the toilet now It's cbs. Nobody wants it. But but but but you did the pilot. I did the pilot Yeah, and uh, and it was a beautiful experience what I learned about doing what I've learned about all the failures That I've had because it's mostly failure mostly been failure but but that's but that's the way to learn It's I realized that once you get the thing that's actually not this and I think this applies to most things in life It's the thing once you get the thing It's almost over the journey to get the thing is is where all the fun is and where all the things you'll remember and all those things So so this was my tenth pilot that I did for oh my true TV 10 number 10

And then one this is the first one that got on the air. Oh, it comes out in July called back. Congratulations, dude Thank you. You know, it's funny because when I get a show, this is what I do the first and I have she knows this about me when I get a show I'll I'll go to set Right and I'll just go can I walk around because they're usually building it like this is before we shoot like two weeks before we shoot And we'll all do this sounds so cheesy, but I'll I'll touch everything And I'll literally like just breathe what it smells like You know, I mean, I'll look at you know all the specifics of the thing right because I know

I'm not going to be there in three months. Yeah, I mean Yeah, I know it's gone in two or three months. Yes, right? So it's just this is a time You know, it's a fight. It's like it's like, you know chasing a woman almost like you know Get her you take her on day this and that maybe you have to wait a week this and that and when you finally get there You know, I mean and then once you have sex it's over. Yes, and it's like, um, you know, yes No, not with you You're you're you're you're like me being on friends. What do you mean? Like it was a hit Oh

Eight eight years. Yeah, we have 500 episodes. Yeah, there's reruns. It's resistance on the whole thing. You've been together eight years Or you're saying friends is eight years. No, we've been together eight years. Yes. It's the friends. It's great That's a rare thing today. That's very uh, proud of yeah, yeah, but uh, but so you're right I mean, it's like one of those things when you get it when you do it It's just the it's the process of doing it. Yes, right? And it's also it's like It's even this like two weeks like the one he helped me audition for something last week, right?

I don't know if I got it or not. I know that once if I get a call and said that I got it I'll be happy but then it'll go away, right this feeling right now. Yes of like did I get it or not? It's still there. I still could get it, right? Right. This is the feeling. Yes that I I like. Yeah, right I wonder if like you just like the moment would You no longer have to audition and things just fall on your lap and they're just giving you offers I can't imagine that being fun. Well. Well, the thing here's the thing is we is is when I did the the pilot with cbs Chas palmetary from the movie the bronx tail was one of my Legend he was he was by the way, can you come on the podcast? He wants to come on the podcast. Yes. He has a podcast

Homeless pimp runs it. Oh you know Where's he live? Uh, uh, New York City, but he's coming to la next week. He wants to come on the podcast Somebody told me about this podcast I know the best with it. I'd be so nervous of chas palmetary. Chas wants to come on the podcast. I wouldn't even want to know what I'm gonna email george. The problem is is that next week I go to I leave for hungry hungry for seven weeks So he'll come back because he wants to go on. We'll make it happen. But what if he dies? No, he's not gonna die No, no, no, no, he just got he got he just got he's he's he's vexed up and he's got but he's older, right?

No, but he's good, but he's young. He's so skinny looking. No, no, no, no, but he eats a Mediterranean Oh, he does a Mediterranean He's feta cheese. I don't want him to die that I just don't want him to die. Yeah. Yeah He Played my father in the show and so he's somebody at a point in this career is just offered things But even him he I've learned a lot from him because he he's the one and he says it in the movie So much, but he's the one that really pounded into my head. Hey, nobody cares and don't don't he says that in the Bronx He's like remember to colloquial. He says remember nobody cares and he was like

That's something that changed his life when he was around my age. I'm 36 He was like when he was about because he didn't really get nobody had ever hurt Bronx tail came out Chas was 40 So he most of you know, he was like an adult like a mature adult He had a family already by the time he got success and he was like um, he was an unusual suspects Yes, but that was all after Bronx tail. Oh, yeah, so he was like he was like remember nobody cares And he was like that's not a negative thing So with Chas what he told me because you know because you brought up Oh, do you think when he even he's handed things now? He's just handed things. Um, he doesn't audition anymore

Really and he told me is like, you know, but you still he's like our brains It's like a survival mechanism. You still find this you still find a way to to kind of have a problem With something because he's like that's the thing that that keeps me motivated You know and moving so for me though with my kid like I learned when the CBS show didn't get picked up It was actually a crazy moment I was on a flight going from San Francisco back to New York and we're on the runway and you know, we have to put our phones phones in airplane mode and um The deadline articles come out with the new CBS lineup and my show is not on it

So I text my agent and I'm like, hey, you know, I just saw the deadline article So, you know, it sucks But like what are you gonna do like trying to talk myself up? But I'm really, you know dying inside but I'm like and he goes no no no no He goes, oh, we just got off the phone with CBS the fall lineup Yes, he said there's one show that will be picked up for January mid-season pick up And it's between you and somebody else somebody else's show and Les Moonves and the people at CBS Are making that decision right now in the next 20 minutes will know right now

It's between you you made it to the final so that's what it is So now I'm like, holy shit like whatever and the flight attendants like no, you know, uh, uh Turn your phone off. You have to turn your phone off. I'm like, it's off. It's fucking off And I'm just but it's not, you know I'm like trying to lie and see and then I swear to God It's like crazy as the plane is accelerating like picking up speed and You know just about to take off a text message comes from the top from my agent It says sorry they went with the other show and then like the you know

The seat went back and my head hit the pillow and I swear to God I was looking at the ceiling for like two hours I we were like over Iowa by the time the flight attendant like snapped me back I was like, would you like something to drink sir? I've asked you four times and I was like, yeah, you know pinot grigio That's how I roll so I had So I had a white wine. I got kind of buzzed on the plane Got home that night. It was like nine o'clock at night You know, I told my family already texted them like it's over. It was all upset whatever and my daughter was two at the time

And I was like got in her room and like changed her for bed because I hadn't been home in a couple of days And we was like changing her and playing with her stuffed animals And I'm like, hey, you know that like show that thing that daddy was and everybody was excited or I was very excited about It's not going to happen. It went away. So I'm sorry and she was like and she looked at me like because she's two She was holding her little piggy and she was like, why are you sorry? And I was like because I you know this show I'm sorry like it wasn't good enough and she goes Can you still take me to the park tomorrow? And I was like, yeah, why would I be able to take you to the park tomorrow? She's like, I don't know. I just want to go to the park with you and I was like, oh

Nobody cares my daughter doesn't care. She just wants me to go to the park with her She doesn't give a fuck if I have a sitcom or not. I mean imagine what a loot they had me in cargo pants It's like, you know, it's like a good thing if I wouldn't if I would have got that sitcom I wouldn't never started the podcast. I would have never I would have never been motivated to even get into the podcast space You and now I would choose podcasting over anything if true TV put a gun to my head. It was like, hey You got to stop the podcast. I'd be like then go find another host. I'm doing the podcast I'm Chrissy chaos, baby. Thursdays Tuesdays 11 a.m. You know, I'm so glad you said that You know, it's it's you know, I don't learn new things very easy

You know, right? Well, it's Adult consistent with Down syndrome. He does have a real. I'm learning. I don't have it. Bobby. Whoa Yeah, but chris. He's he's ld. He's he has a learning disability. I don't have a learning disability. I'm fine I don't have fine stuff putting it out there. You have dyslexia He also has adult ADHD. Okay. I don't have an adult nothing man. I'm a normal guy They're all like diagnosis. We'll help you. I can't help you. I don't need help. Fuck you pediatric certified specialist a dude Oh, let me just say something to you. Okay. All right enough I'm just saying because I know you're not lying, but don't put it out there

You pin putting it out there. I'm just saying if you don't legally because pcs we can treat people five five and under you remake it Anywho I can treat you any who I want to say thank you that rarely do I learn anything new from people But that right there really just opened my eyes up and my ears up to You know the world a little bit and I think it changed me a bit how so In the sense that like, you know, I'm like, you know, because I have to go to um hungry And I'm like kind of like in my home at about like worried about it and like am I going to be good or bad? Will they like me this and that all that but no one gives a shit

No, and it's like these are all issues that I'm making I'm making up for myself. Sure And it's consuming headspace. Sure and it's bullshit. It doesn't matter. No, right? And you know at the end of the day, you were right This thing That I'm doing right now with you guys is it sure this is it Right present now. Yeah being present and now and it's like That's all that's what I meant by it. Yes. Yeah, because because you know and you learn that the hard way I mean I learned I've ruined relationships by being so anxious and worrying about this can happen. Oh my god

You know, you you went out you didn't text me or did you die? What had all these things when I'm like, hey people are gonna die I'm gonna die like what what what why do I want to why don't want to have well I have I have only a finite amount of energy every single day as you get as we all get older It's like what am I gonna use this to worry about if I have cancer. It's like this mole. It's getting bigger You know how to do moles right a b c d e. Yes asymmetry Uh asymmetry color border border first border color. The d is diameter diameter Okay, what yeah a b c d. Yes

That e is uh uh um x uh e is Are you sure it's a b c d? It's a b c d asymmetry border color diameter Edge edging edging, which is yeah, maybe a b c d. I love this mole's getting this mole's getting bigger But I'm if I'm gonna I don't can't waste the energy on it. I have to I have to do the energy I have to feed my daughter likes all my moles are growing a b c d I have my moles growing all over my body Evolving. Evolving is getting bigger. Yeah, so I have to take a look at it, but I'm not gonna you know

It looks good to me from here. I appreciate that. I don't know if you know the trick I also would just want to say that I have a Um, kind of a sort of girl crush on jazzy. You do. I think she's beautiful She's a great person and it's interesting because our relationship talking about evolve talking about the moles evolving She are think our relationship evolved like a mole She we weren't together in quarantine Of course our relationship was before we broke up because we were cancerous. We were cancerous for each other at one point And we had a child. We have a child a beautiful beautiful girl

Beautiful baby girl about to be six years old But we said, you know what we're better as co-parents. We're just better as co-parents. Let's do the co-parenting thing Fine things were good things were good co-parenting. She got into another relationship I was you know single still but you know just everything was good. I was supportive of her new relationship We all got along. It was like a baby. It was like a throughput that didn't have sex You know, we were just like all raising my child and then she has a child from a previous relationship Uh, uh, and his dad is still in the picture. I'm very good friends with his dad So all like beautiful new cohesive, you know new age family boom quarantine hits her and her boyfriend

Wait for whatever reason don't you know break up? She says hey like we don't know. This is a deadly pandemic We don't know. I don't want you out over here and germs and all this stuff Let's let's you know at least You know just as co-parents go in the house and hang out together and just you know less time with others So we don't give germs to our child. I said for sure So start doing it, you know little by little, you know, and we kept saying like we you know Let's know no sex though like none of that and she was like absolutely not it'd be wrong it'd be wrong First time we have sex now. She's eight months pregnant again

the new child it's almost like the opposite of pandemic love stories because everyone is breaking up you guys got No, yeah, that's what my father and mother say they're like hey if like if this is the it's like You you guys aren't going anywhere Like you'll always be with each other in some way shape or form because it's like like you like he said exactly what you said He was like everybody's relationship is in the toilet right now And you guys are you got together and you made it work and it's almost like god wants That whatever you think god is whatever you subscribe to I felt like it was like a higher power thing Where I was like oh shit like we both said we were done with each other

And then this pandemic happens and now we're having another baby girl and I'm like oh shit This is like something like more spiritual. I don't know, you know I think we both if you if you asked had us both here right now I think we both said we hope to be together forever, but we don't know I don't know what happens tomorrow But we are you know, we both love our kids so much and we love each other so much And pimp pimp has been living with us for the last month and a half and and if he's been out here in LA And even he said he was like you guys it's like it's like a good relationship, you know

right It's pretty good. He's lying. It's it's terrible um No I see that house you guys live in and she's good that house paid palatial Yes palatial paid for one month by a true tv second second one by magic spoon. He's promo code Yeah You know friendly serial it's very good. It's only got four uh magic because our sponsor too

Yes, you just don't have the your magic spoon money. Well, I don't know. I was kidding. I was obviously, you know building myself up You guys make more money, you know, you have bigger numbers You know how it is It's not about who's got more or less, you know I think we're both doing what we love and I think both of our lives what's beautiful about both of our lives It's every day might as well be a sunday afternoon days of the week don't matter because it's just very much We're doing what we love every single day except you're going to Hungary, which is a third world country So that's how I feel about it bobby and uh, yeah, I just want to see how long

You could talk without me saying It's I can keep going. It's a while Yeah, I because I it's a fucking while. Yes, you really are, you know me A fascinating person to look at I appreciate that because you just have this, you know, I mean, I have to keep Feeling this fucking time. What's anxiety? It's it's it's it's it's a man. It's looking may I speak because it's my show? Yes, all right. Thank you. Uh, sorry I think you should make peace. I feel like I'm doing a podcast in a car wash right now I think you should make peace with joe de rosa

Um, no, no, no, you're not no, you're not gonna. Does he really have to be honest with me? He has an issue with me Joe and he's a motherfucker. I'm Philly. Should we call him? Because because do I have his number? Let me see if I go because listen You went at me. Okay. So when you go at the thing is you went at me Dude chaz pulmonary saw it and he's got a problem with you He was talking about sending guys from the Bronx if they want to talk to Bobby Lee. I love it. Yeah, I love it I love it. Andrew Santino has a problem with you dude. No problem. I don't you have a problem If I call his bad friends. No, you're not. Oh, yeah, I love it. Okay. Can you can you give me joe de rosa's number right now?

Yes, just say we'll bleep it and then I'll just call it now. Oh, oh you want me to say, okay? You will hold on just yeah, oh, oh Yeah, we smell from him. Well, we'll voice uh So, yeah, oh, yeah, you know you made a lot of enemies now See, that's the thing because because you picked wrong. So now you made a so, you know, any letterman I do podcasts with annie letterman and she called me right after she's like, you know, you guys fucked up Yeah, she just did my podcast any letterman He's not gonna know your number he'll pick up. Hello, joe de rosa

What's up, Bobby? How are you? Oh, there it is So, you know, I have chris just a funnel on my podcast right now. Yeah, and he did it. He did the podcast after Oh, so so he no fucking dignity I'm trying to sell taste bud pita butter joe, but um, he was telling me that you ever I don't Feel like you and I have ever had a run-in or a problem with each other. Sorry. No, I love you, dude I love you too, but that's not what I was hearing from chris. He was telling me that um That you hate me and that you want to bury me. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, I was saying it too Let me get this straight. Let me just get this straight. Okay, because I'm on it. I'm on a zoom with some friends

I haven't seen in a while, but oh god. It's just it's despicable So let me get this straight. Okay. So so you Completely trash chris on your podcast right with yonis. Yes Yonis paints whatever picture yonis paints Then I tell chris out of self-respect for yourself do not go on that podcast and defend yourself It's going to make you look bad. Then he ignores that And then throws me You know what I change everything I love you. I'm glad you fucking get the sandwich

Okay Oh, can I get my name back on the sandwich? I Told him can he hear me? He can't hear me, right? You hear chris right now. Can you hear me? Okay, I told joe I told him that you that you know that bobby really fucked up because I I plugged Joey rose the sandwich shop and I said that You were gonna make a korean sandwich on called the bobby lee was going to be kim chi and marinara sauce and he fucked it up Is that real because if if I go there and it's a ken jung sandwich

Or the john cho sandwich, I will fucking flip out on you, bro. No, no, I would you don't have a sandwich nobody I do one now. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make a sandwich called the chris the stefano And it's gonna be a roll with a knife in it And then when uh, when you order it you fucking turncoat Or I'll talk to you later when you come come back to la you got to do my pod, okay Of course, buddy. I love you, buddy. You're very funny. Bye. Bye later. You too, but joe the rose the taste buds go follow Um monday's a episode comes out monday's 11 a.m. Here's the deal, dude You're doing things that I do you're instigating things you're making stuff up, right?

And you're stirring the pot the way I do it. So what I'm saying to you is go fuck yourself I don't apologize for anything that I did right, right? This is all just in fun. You fucking know it All right, I wasn't instigating shit because you do the same fucking shit. You're a liar You're a piece of shiver as well. Okay, go fuck yourself because that's what I heard Well, that's at the end of my we do an unhelpful advice. Oh, we're gonna end the show already. Yeah. Yeah, dude, bro I got a juice here. Wait. Where's what time is it juice 6 30? Oh, shit. I gotta go too. I'm doing a podcast with the girls from fifth harmony I'm having a girl from fifth harmony on the show. So I gotta go

All right, hold on one second. Hold on um, uh, ali brook. She's actually starting a podcast Maybe maybe we'll do the podcast. I can introduce her to the to this podcast world. She's she's great great person. Shout out fifth harmony Are you really what time do you have to be there? Wow? If you didn't think I was a sell out now Doing podcasts with what time do you have to be there? Seven in west hollywood Will we make it right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we got it. Okay. So no, we don't we shouldn't do an unhelpful advice because you gotta go Why no listen, we already did it. We already did it. What was it? Let's go ahead. Just read it real quick real quick on hopeful advice with Chrissy chaos. Uh, I'm in a two-year serious relationship

I love this woman and we connect on a lot of levels the sex is good But I wouldn't care categorize it as great my ex wife used to do some kinky shit in bed that I love Now I'm with the woman. Uh, I can see myself. I'm happy with the rest of our lives But I kind of miss the kinky stuff. How do I bring up the kink? How do you tell a woman? You love your butthole tickled love brian b You know for me, you know, you can't teach like we have our own style of fucking Yeah, I'm sure yours. You're just sloppy. It seems sloppy. You and me. No, him. Oh, he fucks with the mask on You know, but it's like when I first hooked up with Kalilah. First of all, she's hot and and when gorgeous

Yeah, and when she I I did this I'd never done this before when I saw her naked I got on my hands and knees with one tear coming down my eye Right and I my lips are trembling trembling like this like this, right and I go I don't even believe in them, but I go Thank you, Jesus. Like I was That's how you phrase I was one key. I was cross. I was convol I was shaking Right. Yeah, and then when we fucked we're like, that's my style Tip for tat. You know what I mean? Pull in and out. You know what I mean? I like all that stuff, right?

Before her I'm not gonna say her name, but I made love to a woman. I fucked a woman made love to a woman And she did the hula hoop Oh, I told you about that, right? Yeah, so she doesn't go up and down when she's on top. She does, you know, me She does the hula hoop, right, right? And you know, my dick doesn't do that Right, so I was just like, whoa, this feel it felt like it was gonna rip rip, right? And and and then I try to go hey Can you do up and down? She's like, I don't know. I don't know and she kept doing the And that's when I knew I go this is never gonna work. She's hot. She's cool. You know what I mean?

That could have been a teachable moment. No, she does. She can't learn it If you don't know up and down If you don't know up and down at the age of 30 You're nursing you're out. You're there's no way you'll ever learn it. Yeah. Yeah So what I'm saying to you is you know, I don't know but go ahead Well, I'm I don't really know I've never had anals I've never received anal sex and I've never given anal sex ever in my life and I've never actually Had a woman even touch my butthole. It's something in I guess and maybe the neighborhood. I'm from we don't do the butt

Stuff so as far as the butt tickle. Yeah, I don't know how to you know, maybe could do Maybe take one of the COVID nasal swab things and you do that You do an Asian COVID test Chinese COVID test. That's how they do it. So I will start there If it's any reassurance, there isn't a girl who's gonna freak out If you just straight up ask you're like finger my asshole. I've fingered every single guy's asshole except for yours You did finger it. I did. Why? No, no, she didn't finger. No, no, no I was gonna go yeah, she goes may I she says may which is plight. Yeah She goes may I stick my finger and I look at her fingers and she doesn't have I used to I used to date girls with bulky hands

Right, if you look at their hands, they look like, you know, you know, hole miners or whatnot, right? But her she's got very like thin et, you know, I mean very like colonial beautiful hands, right? Yeah, and I go, you know, there's thin enough maybe as soon as the tip when I'm like, uh, I didn't like it Interesting because it didn't feel good because you know what I feel like you don't have a butthole that even smells like I would imagine Like you pull it out and it's like a you know, it's like smelling the inside of a puppet. I beg to differ Really? Yeah. Yeah, you don't look like a stinky because Koreans usually don't think and they don't sweat I don't sweat about the sweating stuff. Yeah, but I shit good And I have leaky I have leaky you have leaky

Like it's my they used to call my and then this is not a lie and George's gonna test it because we I've talked about this before They used to call my dad the Korean kite And the reason why they call him the Korean kite was because my dad would either get drunk or even not get drunk And be completely naked in a rage in the house And he would be naked just either beating up my mom Or slamming the keyboards on my brother's head, which he did one thing this this casio keyboard, right? And and and whenever he would come in and we'd be with friends We'd be scared, but then as he I would tell my friend I go wait for it

And when he turned around You'd see a long white toilet paper sticking out of his asshole Nice, right? And I go there it is the Korean kite and they'd be like, oh, it's real it's legend But it's a real discovery, right? And so it's like and then I thought why would and then as an older adult I realized I have tissue in my butthole because we just have leaky butts. Yeah, you know, I mean so my asshole It's just just wet And there's just shit on it. Mild incontinence. Yeah, mild incontinence. Okay, but I but I

I wouldn't I'm sorry for that story But I apologize. Yeah, I could have said No one like Andre's nice sweet face like I would think his asshole is a nightmare because it's just how sweet and innocent He looks all right, right brutal. Yeah bleeding as anal fissures, but look at a smile right now You stick his finger and he smiles like that. You don't like it. That's gonna scar for you for life Yeah, we're thinking what's gonna make a sound Just make a little you know like he makes nice polite sounds Listen, the west side's far you're gonna give me stuck in traffic

So we're gonna let you go but let me say this right now. Obviously You'll you're always You're you're gonna do this again. Mm-hmm. You're always invited here, right? Yes, and you can bring him with this guy You know me absolutely and um You know what I realized is that You know if I lived in New York And I lived in Brooklyn or I was in the comedy scene there Yes, you would be somebody I would probably want to do a podcast with yes

It's all about geography is destiny, baby. No, but we would have good chemistry. I think oh sure. Yeah, sure We would do it. I've been one of the very few guests on bad friends, and it went very well. Yeah, you might have to do another one While I'm out of town. I'm gonna do it. They already they already booked. Okay. Good, but I love you and love you coming and good night That was the episode the honest chris feud is done instigated by bobby Instigated by none other than our fire starter Bobby lee what huge should we start next guys? Did you see did you hear that george no more click baity shit? Yeah? Now now we now we know where the clickbait came

He squished his chin down and that's the let me just send you a screenshot of the money made on that channel and you How do you think on just got that ipad pro all that's ringing in my ear is joderosa saying no integrity You already know how I feel about clickbait stuff, but I'm gonna let you run that part since you are the king of youtube He was just talking about his buddy. Yeah, he's mike. He's the king of the algorithms. He's always checking algorithms Check our algorithms my friend. I like Mike. I'm gonna hang out George is back from the child and he is the king of the algorithm Clala any shout outs for this week's podcast? Yes for once. I haven't had a shout out in a while, but I'd like to shout out my Um my kuyas and my friends from Vegas. Um one of them is brina revelo

Um my buddy matt suitor who have shouted out so it's a matt on here. I like them. Both of them are realtors by the way and um court me but these three guys took me out to the lake in the river and they They were really able to like help me um not perfect because I'm not there yet But really improve on my spear fishing game. So shout out to them Um, I loved my time there and I caught a lot of fish for the family Um to last this week. So I'm gonna give you guys some great fillets of striper She just gave us a bunch of carp skin Just all just all carp skin. What the fuck?

Only you you don't eat carp, right? I've never had it. I'm curious to see could you say it tastes bad? I've never experienced it before they're just very like even when you catch them They're already very slimy. They're very big and they're very bony inside and they're very very very fishy So I know that like um certain people like eat them. Um, it's just not my My jam, but have you had a george? No, my cousins tried it once because they like fished a lot and they were like not fans It's just like yeah, it doesn't taste good and it's bony. What's the there's no redeeming characteristic Yeah, I imagine though if I were in the wild and I caught a carp that is like a 20 pound fish

You're gonna eat that I will gladly eat that bones and all Well guys don't eat carp. That was a lesson, but I do love the pokemon magic carp. It's one of my favorites Uh You can't eat carp Eat carp guys eat it if you catch it eat it for sure kill it although they're super invasive invasive. So kill it They're invasive Uh, I like thing our sponsors. He likes him's better help and freshly make sure you guys use those sponsored codes and help On support the show makes you follow Chrissy D and all his uh 50 promotions that he had on the podcast

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So I forgot that it's actually 9th island spearfishing. That's to me. That's where my shout out is description And I also just want to say that I am not by any means very good with a speargun And these guys were so patient with how clumsy I I was because like I'm such a strong swimmer But it turns out I'm a strong swimmer without gadgets when you put the gear on I'm like, oh my god Like I'm not as bright in that regard and they were so patient and they didn't make me feel stupid So shout out to 9th island spearfishing. Uh, and that is at 9th island spearfishing on instagram Also, there's a picture of brad tovaris on there. Oh, brad tovaris is part of that. He's part of the crew He's part of the crew. Oh, wow shout out to brad tovaris. He wasn't there that weekend, but shout out to you

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