TigerBelly - Ep 304: A Huge Ahoy w/ Chad & JT Go Deep.

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

Bobby eats a banana. Chad erects a Paul Walker statue. JT creates conflict. Khalyla is the real fan. We talk Hawaii 5-0, Paul Newman's hips, things too heavy for the Skeez, and go Quid Pro Bro while demonstrating our World Cup celebrations. Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad free on Wondery Plus Yeah, well, I'm on this podcast just a comic friend and he was just like He was being too edgy and we were worried about like getting ourselves into trouble. All right. Yeah So he told him not to put it up and then the guy started like a beef. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we're not really beefers. Yes Yes, we just like we'd let him beef and then it was kind of a what is your tolerance of like, you know Do you have a line or is there a let's talk about on the thing? Yeah We have you don't have to I don't use them. No, I'm not big enough. I sit like you sit. Yeah

Bro, bro, that's my girlfriend You want to fuck too or what bro? Can you do a deep Asian squad? What's an Asian squad heels touch the ground You can't be on the ball of defeat. Oh, you can sit like that for 20 minutes and smoke a cigarette. Whatever. Yes Oh, wow, can you do it buddy? No, I've been doing yoga some getting there Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a Shafasana. That's where it's at We've got good bounce. I've got loose quads and he's got loose hamstrings. Yeah We're in terms of leg leg power though. I would believe that JT has a leg power. No, mm-hmm

Well, I probably I emphasize it more in my lifting. Yeah, he's more into deep squats. I'm more to heavy cardio. Yeah Yeah, but he's shredded right now like I know I know yes, but can I you know where his game lies where in his ankles? Yeah, yeah, great ankle game, bro. Thank you so much. That actually means a lot Yeah, yeah, I get shamed sometimes because people don't think I wear socks in that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'll come at me hard Yeah, what are you? What's your beef with socks? I? Don't have any beef with socks. I'm just like I don't like socks. I don't like bare feet in shoe You mean I need another fucking layer there. Yeah, you know, it's like When you get a double-decker taco supreme at Taco Bell, right?

If you order a double-decker taco supreme, right you want the other layers there being yeah, yeah You want the contrast and in texture? Yeah. Yeah, I used to have a layer of sand though Yeah, and the bean in the double-decker taco supreme guess what it's used as what? adhesive hmm Think about the fucking genius of that shit. Yeah, I didn't realize it. Yeah Like somebody at corporate went we can use it as you know glue glue base. Yeah This American episode on that like how they come up with the new stuff for different fast food. You just called me a hack Cuz I just said that no, I was saying, you know very esteemed this America live already did that

It's a good rough, you know, he's beefing. Are you beefing with me? I'm talking shit. Yeah. He fires it off I heard that Taco Bell is dropping like half their items. Oh, wow. Whoa, including the cinnamon sticks Oh, that's an old snow. I got a colester and worn her. Mm-hmm. Oh, she likes a cinnamon sticks Well, she's a Taco Bell queen. This is amazing But if frosties if Wendy's if Wendy's drop the frosty no more Wendy's now the frosty I don't know what's in that shit so good. Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a burger from Wendy's never neither. Bye Yeah, the fries are good though. That's the list. They're dropping. What? Oh, here we go. What is it? Let me read it off

Seven layer never got it grill steak soft taco never got it not just supreme baby. Pretty good pretty good Oh, the Fritos Brita. No, I would not eat that spicy tostada triple layer nachos. What's a griller? I've no idea what that is. Yeah. Do you eat Taco Bell? Not lately, but now me neither Can I can I ask you guys a little Taco Taco Bell trivia? Yeah Yeah, what is the one item that you can order? That's never on the menu, but they'll still make oh And if you can get this question, right? I'll be your slave for a week. Whoa, how long has this been in effect since the beginning of time, okay? Taco Bell time. Oh, I remember it. You know what it is. Yes double-decker

Is that your choice? Is that your final answer? Is that your final answer? That's not it. No, it's not my final answer Is that you're fine? No, I can tell that's not it. Are you say it again? Double-decker. Oh That feel better to go ahead you I'm gonna go with the the Mexican pie. I don't know the Mexican pie There's no you mean the Mexican. Well, I was like maybe they're doing like something separate from the Mexican pizza You just made up an item. Yeah Yeah, that's never right now to talk about corporates going Mexican pilots. Yeah, I want you to test these guys too To see if they ever listen to you on this podcast. So test Gilbert and test George on the answer

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true because I've said this on the podcast multiple times multiple times So no, no, don't look at your notes. Don't look at your notes. It's not in your notes. How's that your notes? He opens a blank page. Yeah. Yeah, so I think I've I don't is the one item. Am I allowed to vape in here? Yes What is the one item that you can order on Taco Bell, but it's not on the menu The Baháblas, okay, that's what's your choice. Definitely on the menu. Uh This may also be true. What because as a fat man, I have ordered this and it's not on the menu You're Gilbert used to be 300 pounds. Oh, okay. Oh, I just yelled that out. Okay, Cerrito. Okay, Cerrito Maybe my turn. Hey, Cerrito. You can still I don't know if my memory serves me correct

But I want to say an entree. Oh, I don't know. That's it. It's damn it The entree though. What's in that? Is it enchilada and burrito? No It's fucking flauta and burrito Yeah, man, I was pretty smart coming up fucking shit box. No, listen listen kiddo. Yeah, my little fucking beach Beach, baby. Yeah, my little beach, baby. That's it It's basically a bean burrito all with with olives and they put some sort of sauce on it It gets me aroused when you talk to him like that. I know he's my little beach, baby You know, yeah, I love to go surfing with you La Fonda Beach. Let's go, right? Yeah, and then get you real drunk

Mm-hmm. Just squeeze your cheeks together. Mm-hmm not penetrate I might just squeeze it together. Oh my face cheeks. No, you're asshole. Yeah, you're ass. Okay. Yeah, you're face You don't have any cheeks. He has the cheeks. Yeah, I got a little terrific cheese Yeah, let's start the podcast. You want to? Yeah Oh Put your hands in the air You don't care we the potting in the club Put your hands in the air. Okay, that's enough. Um, so this is our 300

Very embarrassing. Yeah, but loved it. We should edit that out. No I don't know man. All right, so um, this is our 301st episode. No fourth or three hundred foot. What the fuck Turn your fucking fucking Skyler stone again. Nice name. Oh my god Love him So um, this is our 304th episode And I'm gonna let's just get into the guests because it's like I love these little nuggets. Mm-hmm So how you at you if you ask me how I discover not discover, but how I know these guys I wish not to know them number one. I wish not to know them. Why just let me finish and don't talk until I introduce your fucking name

All right, I'm not in your little tiny hole in a fucking Hollywood The little hole that you had me in. All right, this is different Production did you like it? I love the hole. Yeah, I mean, but anyway, so how do I know these guys? Is the is the ultimate question and it's um, I Was scrolling through no no maybe a year ago. I was watching YouTube I was suggested that one of these guys was at some sort of like Let me say it Some sort of um, what was it city council a city council me. That's right. Thank you city council

And he walked up and he proposed a Paul Walker Statue, but he was so sincere about it. He was like, I think you got emotional almost like I think you know I mean, it's time that we have a Paul Walker statue this and that and I go I didn't know who Paul Walker was but But now I do know and God bless him and rest his soul in peace but I thought that's very funny and then they joined all things comedy and I would I follow all things comedy I was Scrolling past some of their videos and one day. I just want to watch one and I number one I was I was born in San Diego. I grew up there and I grew up with these kind of softy whites Thank you for you know me and they're just just you could just push them around

Right and you can stick things in them and they love it Hell yeah, they love it and but they're also cool. You know me and chill. Oh, okay, and their vibes is very alike You know, you know that fucking Haggard. Who's the Haggard? What's his name Jimmy Haggard Sammy Hager Sammy Hager. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Cabo wabbo, what's the song wabbo wabbo wait There's a song runnin with the devil No, no close though. It's a Sammy Hager you would all it's like something about tequila tequila

But is it am I talking about the right guy? You're thinking of Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy Buffett. What's this Margarita Margaritaville? That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, Sammy Hager. Give me the give me the Margarita rid of it. How does it go? Wasting away again That's what you know, Phil. This is what these guys are. He does have like a Baja vibe. Yeah, he has a vibe Maybe a little vibe. Yeah, yeah, it's just one of those things where it's like you're at you're in Baja at a bar Right and these two server acts will walk in whether you're a woman or a man or whatever You can buy these guys a drink and they'll give you a drink and then you get really fucked up and then something happens

Always with people like this. Anyway, um, they haven't they have a podcast called Let me guess Chad and JT going deep with Jen going deep going deep with Chad and JT and This is the first time I've ever done this to the plug Excuse me. I was thanking you for the plug. Yeah, but I told you two rats. I Love you guys so much. Thanks for doing it. But um, I want to be nicer and thanks for coming on But anyway, I told you two fuckers right to shut the fuck up, right until I introduce your names I

Love you copy that That's what I love about you man, the Billy Joel eyes, huh? Piano man bra Yeah, so anyway, um, this is the first time I've ever done this where I call am I being weird? What's what you doing producer eyes right now? You'd seem nervous like you're like, oh, what's going on here? This is getting a little too aggressive and Oh, so you're trying to oh, right you because you think that we'll get a flag Let the man be

Sorry, so um, there's the first time I've ever done this where I called somebody Mike Bertilina and I said I Want to get do their podcast. Yeah, I've never asked Rare you very very rare. I've never asked. He's literally never done that. I've never asked. He was moved I was moved by you guys. Wow. So let's give them a round of applause Chad and JT So, uh, thanks for coming Thanks for having me for having me. Yeah, when I first did yours last week. What was the feeling that you got afterwards? Oh? Just baby baby. Let me just get through this. Yeah without your commentary I didn't comment and you're like this is gross. This is weird. What what is gross and weird about that line of questioning?

Well, I just think I'm not saying I'm not asking how I did on their podcast I'm seeing the feeling of our you want them to say they were thrilled and wouldn't know that's not what I wanted That's exactly I already know that that's a given All right, all I want to know is just the feeling of like how our relationship is going to Go on from now on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, sorry like you're feeling your honest feeling Is there a real any kind of relationship there a? Massive one. Yeah, I honestly I really mean this. I think it's our best episode You don't have to say that. No, we're not being hyperbolic like we were like deeply exhilarated after what does hyperbolic mean?

It means like a extra. I know what it means. Oh, you do. Yeah But yeah, we were We were really pumped up. Yeah. Yeah, like we called each other afterwards and we're like, I don't have to do that Please don't do this. Is that too much? I love it though. Yeah, I don't want to steer too deep into the don't do it But keep going you know what I mean, but it's real we called each other afterwards and we're like that was amazing Yeah, I think we understand each other. I think it's the the soak out. Yeah, we got that soak out We have a so-called outright, right? Yeah, you know what it is. It's chill chill. It's tubular. It's rad. Oh, yeah But there's like a deep there's a deep intensity underneath the chillness. Yeah, right

That's really where the connection right right now. Let's talk about the deep intensity then. Yeah, if we may let's go Okay, what do you think that is? Well, I think it's the the old Orange County The deep struggle in Orange County or San Diego, right like see people don't talk about the struggle. Do they not? No, that's what we're bringing to the table. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to bring to the table, right? It's a struggle to grow up in front of in in track homes or in a in a suburb Yeah, right and with a bunch of thoroughbreds to like everyone's like a six-four tank. Thank you. Thank you, dude, right? And we're what do we were I was the run to the litter. We're run. Yeah exactly, right?

You have agro-dads to agro-dads, bro. We were acting chill, but they expect success. Yeah, it exactly did So we relate to each other on that level, right? We've been through the same show Yeah, it's just the struggle and it's like trying to get beach time like on in the waves Right if you're cuz we're not I'm more inland You're more yeah, like I'm from San Diego, but we're I'm I grew up in Poway highway That is which is when we're inland, right? So it's like there's no beach there, right bra, right? So it's like dude bra, yeah, yeah to be love it to be live up It's like when my brother tried to get some beach time, bro

It's like, you know, we get in the water and we get kicked out of the water. Why? Because it's you aren't locals. We weren't locals, bro, and that's struggle. Yeah, we're going Local zone local zone. Yeah, that is that from trestles. I got it at the gap Right Was that tough for you growing up to explain that you didn't live near the beach Yeah, I would do highlights. Well, first of all, I'm Asian right so I would do highlights on my hair Yeah, I would blonde it up. Yeah frosted. I had frosted right. That's awesome. Yeah, and I would be like did You know, I would always he did, you know me in that way, right?

And I was a big Pauly Shore fan. Mm-hmm. You know people don't know that struggle Especially when you meet your idol after years you later and completely disappointing experience Real disappointing. I had the same thing because in the army now It's like I'm all in and then jury duty hit and I was like, I don't know if I can keep riding Right, I didn't watch I stopped after which which came for son-in-law or Son-in-law was like his big debut. I think that was no, no, no. His debut was Encino man Let's not look at that wrong. I mean as a leading man That's true. And that's a very good point. Okay, so he co-starred in Encino man with Brendan phasor

Which is a sad movie has really sad beats in it. Why there's a conflict between him and Sean asked at one point when they get off the scooter and they really confront each other about their limitations and It kind of goes deeper than you'd expect I'm a movie about a thought-out crime. Yeah Yeah, and then can I be a completely and thoroughly honest with you guys always and I swear to God on my mother's life So, you know, this is real. Mm-hmm. I've never seen any of his movies. Whoa. I knew him only from MTV Wow, I don't even remember him at all. I'm TV. Totally Paulie and I remember going to USC to us You us at UCSD. Sorry UCSD. He did a show me and my friend Alan Meadows got last row

right and we just sat back there and I didn't I don't think I laughed at all. I was just kind of mesmerized by the whole scene and I thought to myself One day I'm gonna know that guy and so It's how right I was and how wrong I was Because it's been devastating. I Mean, I want to say I want to mention penis. I want to mention penis. I want to look like it's like I'll thank you for the question

I want to mention what you guys don't have in common Although you do have you know beach side routes and whatnot. What I want to go ahead and say that Your teeth game very different. Mm-hmm. You guys have great teeth Oh, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a word about GT thank you chat and we talked about your teeth a little bit when you first got here It looks like a roller coaster at matching mountain. Yeah, I've got veneers Paulie's penis. Yeah, that's what it looks like You asked me what it looked like It looks like a roller coaster at Magic Mountain. Whoa, which one it does this so it's long

Oh, it's like yeah, yeah, when you ride it. You're definitely going oh, I One time got with a guy with a downward hook. Wow. That was the right one like that Yeah, I actually didn't know what to do with it. He was really attractive and it was a fully downward hook Yeah, and I just didn't know what angle to come was it the Riddler Yeah The Riddler is a ride at Magic Mountain All right, yeah, that kind of hog sounds more like X2 because it's yeah, 90 degree Yeah, I didn't know what angle to come from so I politely said like I don't know how to tackle this and I bowed and then I left

Did he oh, well you just totally took off cuz don't forget the bow. I bowed. I did a Korean shame How did he handle that he um we were friends he was just like I get it You're not the first girl to say like that. You don't know how to You know where to like oh, you know, so he's pretty well adjusted about yeah He was yeah, since he has the hook down Does he get upside down because I feel like that'd be beneficial, you know because you're like trying to hit the G spot Yeah, if you get if you got upside down But he would have to open his legs real wide for me to access that tip right right. No it depends on

What angle like you draw this please you do a reverse cowgirl. Yeah, maybe a reverse cowgirl Let's let's work it out. Look, here's my hook dick. Here's my hook dick Bobby's the woman right Bobby's the woman. Do you want me and Chad to do too? Jerk each other Oh, we do all that is how we do it. Yeah. Yeah All right, I'm just Guys it's just micro strokes. I know how to get him off. I've been jerking him off for five years That's hot

Yeah Yeah, that's the day Right, yeah, you make the sound You have no answers for this whole dick babe, I think I was thinking like backwards missionary where his what could work. Yeah Yeah, if he went on his belly, yeah, and then spread his legs open. So now the dick is upwards watch There's your penis is hook, you know lean No, as much as I wish I had sort of a you know curve just more care some character Yeah, so it's just straight up like yeah, just one of the straightest dicks. I've ever seen. Yeah

Oh, really, but you've never seen it aroused. I've seen them hard. Yeah, okay. That's weird. Yeah, JT has huge balls though Yeah, I have long balls. Yeah Is it just like the elasticity of the skin has been compromised over the year? I don't know about compromise, but it's definitely always had like a Because compromise I feel like has like a negative connotation. I want to be body pause. How about turgor less? Yeah, not that much turgor I'm not familiar with the word but turgor is like tight. Yeah, they're not tight. Yeah. Yeah, they're uh, yeah They're dangly so they hang low. Yeah, thank you

But I feel like you JT right if you were on the bottom, right? You have such strong legs, but you could Oh my god, it's the visual podcast ever. Yeah That's called a power bottom, babe, I try yeah, I like to be the initiator. Yeah Yeah, no, I have been accused of being too chill Yeah, I think I think that's been my struggle most of life is being too chill because you know I'll be I'll be in the act and I'll be like hell. Yeah, I just came Like chat you dirty talk is like yeah for sure. I'm like, what do you say? It's like sometimes mid romp. I'll just be like, what up? We should get an essay ball after this

Yeah, that's what I thought about you man. Yeah. Yeah, so you're chillin there and are they like, you know So say something that you would say I should be like hell. Yeah, I'm digging this Um, did she ever go legit? Oh, he'll say legit. I'll just be having sex on girl legit And she won't go she won't go legit Well, I'll be like, I'm like, this is fucking tight and then she'd be like, I'm tight and I'm like, oh, no I was talking about the oh, yeah, right. You have a little combo in there. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I try to get a little too You know, I think about it. It's all positive. It's like this is sick. Yeah You mentioned us eyeballs. Do you like it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, bro. It's something that's another thing we can relate to brah

You think I'll say you guys brah Really, why is today dude? I I'll go to Hawaii. I'll go to Waikiki And the best have you been to Waikiki? I'm sure you that's like, you know, you've been there, right, brah. Oh, yeah Yeah, and where you hang around Dude, where where'd we stay? Where'd we sit? We went to Hawaii. Yeah, we stayed at the Hanai Hilton. Oh because you did Hawaii 5-0 Yeah, yeah It's so funny that you It's a funny that you say that because I had lunch

with the One of the producers of Magnum and I told them about what you said to me. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh recently Two days ago. Well, what did we say? You guys said that I didn't know any of my lines the first time I played did Yeah, I came in a little hot with Yeah, you got a little hot there. Sorry got me a little paranoid. Yeah. Yeah, and he goes don't you know But anyway, let's move on. But um, so does that where you stayed when you were in Hawaii doing Hawaii 5-0? Yeah, they had this great little cookie shop there and I'd go in and just rip off the sample. Oh, yeah Yeah, exactly you guys remember your lines some of them. Yeah, I'm like someone confuses my name

They think I'm scooter when he's where I'm actually yeah, and then I correct him. I go. I'm skis. Oh I Remember one of his lines. Oh, we saw a dead body. We saw that body and and you're like, well, you're like you're like whoa, bro The scoop man. This is like way too much for the scoop man or something and he had to bail He's also a way better actor. It was way more fun. Whoa. You said your line was whoa, bro I think I was like, whoa, bro. This is kind of heavy for the skis. Yeah Wow, just sink into that. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, you don't know if I remember any of your lines Chad No, I have terrible memory. I don't yeah. Yeah, but you had a good time

He doesn't remember anything from like over a year ago. Yeah, it's pretty interesting. Yeah tracks come up. That's so, you know that I That's a sign of intelligence. It's your brain It's your brain doing a really good job at getting rid of information that no longer will serve you in the future So it's just kind of like trashing it as it comes. That's so good to hear. Thank you I don't think it was early onset dimension. Yeah, when told me no, no, you're you're doing all right. So I don't remember. Do you have that too? I don't remember anything of yesterday. Is that good? That's early onset dementia. Oh Fuck so it's a year. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll meet people. I met like five years ago. Like, oh, what's up, dude?

Oh, I'm the same way. Yeah, I think it's mine. It's like I just don't care so That might be mine. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but if you're ever in hawaii, um, you got to go to Da da Wow, dakko. That's right dakko Whoa, bro. Wow, the best eyesight evolves in hawaii, I believe And they help with heart health digestion and aging. Look at all those antioxidants. Yeah. Yeah, that's phenomenal Yeah, so if you're ever there, if you forever forget just text me, I'll let you know

I love that place A lot like the only reason I think I do magnum pi because, um, it's just to go there to cove Do you go to that grocery store they have there? I got a card. There's more than one. There's foodland. Oh, that's poke. I've ever had. Yeah, you get this. Um, Musubi's there. Yeah, hike. Yeah, and then the the meat skewers. They have a phenomenon I had there every day while we were out there I was like couldn't wait to get off set so I could run over there and get some food Was the cast nice to you?

Super nice. Yeah, and the crew to the crew the hawaii crew the crew is phenomenal Yeah, they've been together since lost. They just like they're like a total family. Yeah, it was really cool deep tans and I love that hawaii and like kind of a A philosophy of like we're a family and like we protect each other and like if you're an outsider and you come in too hot We check you all right Yeah, I dig that when we were um the last episode I did for magnum, um We ran into a trump supporter. Did you know that so?

No, we're on set shooting a scene and a trumps were with the make america maga hat on comes on to me goes Thanks for ruining our state. You know what I mean? Because we have so many people Unemployed in the state you guys are taking the jobs away and I want to go look at the fucking crew, bitch You think they're from fucking cleveland? It's like Samoans everywhere. Yeah, they're all brown and big and beautiful, baby God drove me crazy, but I love maga and god bless and take care and enjoy your lives There were uh, I'm in the middle

There are a lot of guys in hawaii too that we encountered who they'd have like really deep tans and like a top knot, you know Yeah, you'd be like dude. Are you like What was it like growing up in hawaii? He's like i'm from seattle, brah All right, but they speak like in a full hawaii. He had the full hawaii. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, here's another thing that proves that you should feel good about yourselves And it proves your likability Is is that a lot of times when I bring up guests To this one because it's you know, we're a team here

All right, just can just let me finish my trying to thought without giving me a fucking word All right, sometimes I'll go I was face down ass up with my crooked dick on the floor. I'm really hard for these guys I know so a lot of times I'll go what about this person? She'll have an opinion like I don't know, you know, I mean or whatever You know, sometimes it's a good sometimes but but with you it was adamant. Oh, yeah for sure. I love you guys I've been loving you guys. He's so on He's he's been asleep to you for a long time. He's finally awoke That's such a bullshit, babe, but I hate how he was like do you guys do you know jt and chat? I'm like you didn't know them

Are you fucking crazy? I followed every watch every single one of their videos of giving masks to people in Huntington Beach I've watched all of their videos. You've been asleep to them. I'm the real fan. No What do you guys think you guys should ask them questions to decide who knows you best? Okay All right, where's he from Which one Chad Orange County, baby

No, he's up north. He's from San Francisco. Okay Oh Not a lot of people know that actually so that proves your actual intimacy with the situation. Yeah, you know what by you saying that doi Because of your eyes This motherfucker has no upper lip dog. No, I have an upper lip But when I'm receiving information I kind of no I looked at you up. I sat next to you during that pod bra I was staring at your upper lip the whole fucking time. I don't think your upper lips bigger than his is bigger than yours Yeah, but my it's not it's proportional to my bottom lip

I have a big bottom. It's a good point. That's that's that's the thing. It's like do one or the other Yeah, what do you mean? They choose a size, you know, I mean, but it's like having one You know, I mean 12 foot size shoe and one six foot size shoe It looks weird. Well, I think you can defend your friend. Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. Well, I think Because what JT was talking about when he's taking in information Yeah, his lip does curl up because he's he's the smartest guy I know so his noggin is always computing a lot So his lip does curl. I'm telling you if you're telling him something when he when he's listening It does curl up because he's taking everything in so deep. I'm in processing mode right now and you can see the difference

Yeah, right, but when we've gotten close It's been plump Yeah, I want to start saying that. All right. So can I say something to the youtube right now? Yeah, I may. Yeah I apologize I apologize for trying to Shame you about your thin upper lip. I didn't know your processes All right, I didn't know that your processing information that your lip goes small I just stop looking at me like that. Doh doh. Okay, and I want to say just look at my eyes though

Um, sorry, and I apologize. It'll never happen again Can I add on to that because I really appreciate that? Okay, go ahead But I also think sometimes even though we're chill guys confrontation and conflict like that can lead to a deeper relationship So I'm grateful for what happened Like I don't think we'd be as close as we are now had we not gone through the upper lip situation Yeah, and your willingness to challenge me and make me better. I think it's gonna lead to See this is this is why the where they win Right. They're always positive. Yeah. I mean if they were in a tragedy, they would figure it out

Should we give them tough situations to kind of figure out? Yeah chat is like that. It's pretty incredible Yes, well, we actually called each other after the podcast and we were like dude the upper lip situation. You're like, yeah, that was deep Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because it made me wonder like how come other friends haven't mentioned it. Right. Yeah Can I ask you a question horse tooth? Okay, far away thoroughbred tooth. Yeah. Oh, you know, thank you to each his own, but um, he's projecting. He only has three teeth left That's a fact. Yeah, baby. You don't know, you know, I sometimes I feel like we're not partners We are partners. Yeah, you don't really show they're accountable They don't did you guys know

Before I called you horse tooth That I had teeth teeth missing. No. No, there you go. Thank you. Which teeth are missing all of them From what? Not brushing. Dude, that's awesome. Is that couture? Yeah, that's badass. Yeah, it's gnarly, huh? implants you got No The ones that are all natural It's the ones behind them. I'll show you after the podcast. They're completely missing

So when your parents would be like brush your teeth, you wouldn't even fake it. You just like fuck that Well, I would do it. I just would just all do the front Yeah, right. I would just go and then that's it Well, the back are like, what's that? What about us? You know what I mean? And then eventually they're like, we're gonna we're leaving You know, you don't give a fuck we're leaving and they played favorites and then they call yeah And they packed their shit up and they went we're out. I don't know where they are. You're probably in this mouth They moved into that neighborhood

Yeah, that's why it looks all horse-like But did you really get veneers at 14? Yeah, I got veneers at 14. Wait, wait, were your teeth bad back then? Yeah, well, I drink a lot of soda. I eat a lot of popsicles. I got a lot of cavities hot out here, babe Yeah, yeah, you know By the pool just eating fudge the cool And uh, yeah, they're kind of discolored and small And my mom I didn't know what veneers were and my mom's like, we're gonna get you veneers today And I was like, all right, you know, I go to the dentist and the way they do it is they shave down your teeth to a nub

Yeah To nub and like I didn't know what they were doing. Yeah, and they showed me They're like, here's what your teeth look like now. And there's like these little nubs What if you wouldn't want I don't want them. This is cool. I want this. Yeah No, I think having little nub teeth would be cool. We'll look like most people like Hilary Duff has veneers, right? When I look at her like I always imagine like down the road She's gonna be like fuck this, you know, fuck these veneers and just like You know sport the nubs and I think that should be a movement on its own

Totally. Yeah, one broke off recently. I had to get a new one. But I was considering keeping the nub is the my right incisor Oh, so the veneers are one individual ones individual. Yeah. So what do they they glue? I don't understand how that works. How do they do it? So they take the nub so they take the nub and then they it's like a cap over your tooth And then they they glue it on and like then they like, you know, seal it with some like sort of Uh, blue light or whatever. I don't really know what it is. Yeah. Yeah, but first You know for two weeks after they gave in nubs they they had to make the veneers So I had this like George Washington just tray

Blocked teeth. Yeah, and I went down to Costa Rica for like a surf camp, you know, and everyone's like, dude, what the fuck? Oh, yeah, and I was like, she's these huge ass teeth. I'm like, I don't know you're talking about dude I just you know, and uh, but then I got the real and uh, yeah, they look good Dude, I you know, I just noticed them a little bit. No, honestly, I didn't think you had veneers I just thought you had like, you know, your mom was a horse or something. You know, I mean, yeah, but does that mean Because your mom's probably beautiful and then I she's the best. Yeah. Yeah, and my bad. Does that bond us or no? That's up to Chad. Yeah. Is that a bonding or no? Yeah, I mean, I've been searching for something like the upper lip situation between us Yeah, so let's let that be that. Yeah, he called me. He was jealous. He's like, I'm upset Bobby didn't call it anything about my aesthetics

Yeah, yeah, it's coming dude. I just so the horse tooth was the thing. Yeah when you said horse tooth. I was like, oh, thank god Yeah, yeah, so um Are you when you're surfing? Are you good? Uh, are you flowing? I'm I'm decent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah decent. I know what I'm doing But what I have imagined when people are surfing Is when you ride a tube. Have you written a tube? Mm-hmm. You have how many tubes? uh

thousands no probably like 12 12 tubes Yeah, so when you're riding you have the water wash you see and you're in the tunnel. Yeah. Yeah. How does that feel? Nice. Amazing It's like it well, it's like time slows down. You're going so fast, you know Yeah, but time kind of slows down because the wave when it when it's going over you it looks kind of slow But then you it's like it's really trippy. It's a trippy thing. Yeah, and it's also like

Even in small ones, it's scary because you know, you when you watch it on video, you don't really Realize how sort of intense it is in there and then you're in there, especially if it's like a thick lip, you know Yeah It's a little bit freaky. Yeah I because sometimes it spits too. It's like spitting water out of the right water out too. So I imagine though I always thought to myself I want to I'll never know what that feels like, but I want to know it's a sad thing Mm-hmm. It breaks my heart. It's not too late. Yeah chat told me he didn't understand the line from a ts

Ellie a poem the wasteland until he was in there that in a moment. There is time Until he was in a barrel. Yeah. Wow Wow, well, let's just look that sink in. Yeah Well, there's a moment. There's times in a moment. There is time. This is what I said Okay, sure for sure. Do it right brah my dog. No, I really did legend Oh Bobby you could start pottyboarding. I think you get tube that way. That's mean That's mean. It's like me hang out with skateboarders. Like you couldn't fucking rollerblade

And it's like yeah, this thing's not for you, but maybe something It'll make me feel like not as cool, you know, right if you do a decay if you do a drop knee It's pretty close. What yeah, well, because I think with bodybuilding there's prone and there's drop knee, right? Yeah, my voice is changing as I talk about this Yeah, if you went to Hermosa and you heard around, you know, sharkies that Bobby Lee was dropping knee Oh, dude, I'd run. I'd run. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, my brother and I used to bodyboard, right? I just um I'm just not good at because it's like I try to do the spin move Right, so I would put my

I thought like, you know what I mean? You're paddling, right? Yeah And I put my head and legs up like this. Your body, your chest, your torso has to go up too if you're going to spin Yeah, I'm reading a book He's reading a book And if I do like this and then like there's a water sphere, let's say, and I try to put my hand out like this To twist and then work Really? It looks ridiculous

I could see you I could see you busting a fat ARS, which is the aerial roll spin Oh, really? Yeah off the lip. Yeah off the lip you launch off the lip and you do a barrel roll and then you come back down I don't I don't want to get Hollywood, but we do a great video vlog series about Chad trying to get you barrel, dude Yeah, really? I think that'd be really dope the summer you think? Yeah You want to try it if you need um assistance in the water. You want to try it? Yeah, yes If I died would you feel bad? Yeah. Yeah, this is wow. That's what they're talking about Yeah, well That's a drop me the drop me. Oh is that Dave Hubbard? Yeah. I owe that guy a phone call. Good guy. Yeah. Oh, you know him? No

Yeah, do you know like any of the you know Kelly? No later or any of those kind of guys he follows our podcast account though We interviewed Rob Machado. I love Rob Machado. He's a great guy. Yeah, he's so good. Yeah, because you guys are coming up I think you can get some guys because I was surprised to think here that like Would like you had Eli Roth on right? Wow Yeah, they had Eli, which is great. Who else? Who are the biggies that you've had on? Jordan and Brewster Tony Hawk, Tony Hawk, Laird Hamilton. You know it's so funny with Jordan. I'm friends with Bella Oh, yeah, I love Bella. She's one of our really good friends. Yeah, I'm friends with Bella Yeah, I love her. She's amazing. Yeah, I know but I've known Bella for

15 20 years. She'll be psyched. We're talking about her on the pop. Yeah, I love Bella Brewster She's a nice lady and she's just so cool. In fact one time I remember When they were doing the movie the interview with uh, James Franco and South Rogan about Kim Jong-un and they they cast Randall Park That's the Kim Jong-il but uh, whatever, but I remember Bella trying to get me in there and they wouldn't even see me but um Um, what's so funny? Why are you laughing at that? It's sad. It breaks your heart because you try you you know You're at a coffee shop or whatever And they mentioned something like I know the producer of this thing. Why aren't you in and I go, oh my age is Not good or whatever and she's like, I'll call and then they're on the phone

And she's and she's like, oh, yeah, no. Okay, and then she hangs up. It's a no And then you go, I tried you have to try. Yeah. Yeah, she is really sweet like that. She does She's the best. Yeah, she she does stuff like that like that for us too Is acting something that you guys want to get into or no? Yeah, yeah, yeah Because I think you guys have the chops. Oh, thank you I see the lip. Yeah, I see it too now. I can't stop. I can't stop looking at it. Yeah, yeah You have it better than me. I have my processing is blinking. Oh, I do that too. Yeah, I just

Yeah, I just my whole face will be still but my eyes will be fluttering up and down. Yeah So some sensory issues on my hand Single both of you, right? Yeah Do you want to help them, baby or no? They don't need my help I feel like they do. Of course they don't look at these boys. They can shred the gnar and And do all this stuff. We can't okay, but can I say something and I want to hurt your feelings? He's ready. You're ready. Yeah, and don't take this the wrong way JT Okay, I can't even look at him right look at me dude

Look at him Bobby Does he get more girls than you? Um, I think I think he would if he was more invested in it, but he's a pretty focused guy But yeah, for sure. Yeah, the more because if I wasn't lady. Yeah, you'd be my guy. Oh really? Oh, that means a lot. Thanks. I feel like um, he's he's he's gone Like he's in Cabo. He's other places. I'm in Australia. You know chasing down the fucking, you know the swell I don't know what they call it We're chasing the swell. Yeah, right and I'm like, yeah, but that's I think I'm for six months

Sorry, baby. You know swole comes first All right, I'd be like harbors. Are you I feel like I'm around. Yeah, I'm like Yeah, yeah, they're like, hey, are you free this day? I'm like, yeah, why'd it open? Yeah, yeah What do you want to do? Like you're supposed to act busy. I'm like, no, I'm free. Yeah Now who is busier between you two? Oh, definitely Chad. Yeah, don't say that JT

No, he is we're always working together. So we're always working together But he's he's way more on top of stuff like Chad's like very driven and like very uh I don't know you take a lot of joy out of like being on top of stuff and like I like sending emails Yeah, yeah, because when I asked for your number, I'm a little bit more itinerant The only number they gave me was JT's Because I communicate with Mike a little bit more of Bertilina. Right. So yeah, for me, it's like I feel like he's standoffish No, no, no I was I think it's because I was in mexico

Yeah, and I like You just weren't here. Yeah. Yeah, but but also going back to the the girl situation. I think girls like JT JT has more of a rugged masculinity than I oh, that's nice. Yeah Legend, I'll tell you. Yeah. Yeah. I believe that. Yeah. He's very generous. He has more chance tear for sure. Yeah. Yeah I'm very impressed with your hip mobility too. Oh, thank you. Yeah. I try to lead with it for sure Yeah, yeah Do you think we'll ever get to a place where You could shop

Somewhere higher than the gap. I think the gap's perfect. I love it But yeah, I don't like the what's higher than that like j crew or top shop or something like that We're really getting into the weeds here. No these people but like would you ever like go to like, um Like a designer No, that's not my vibe. No Gap is perfect for me So if even if like because I feel like I'm gonna get close to you over the next over the next couple years Um, we're not gonna fuck or anything, but like, you know, we'll be friends

um I don't know why Happy pride because I gave you I gave I gave you a look when he said we were gonna get that's why That's why babe. I added giving me a fucking look. There was an intensity that yeah It's he's too fucking focused and too intense I locked in but is there any world where I can go? You know, when's your birthday? January 14th Same day as Dave grill. Stephen Satterberg and L. O. Cool. J Wow

Yeah, not bad. Wait, what do you should who do you share a birthday with September 17th? Look, uh, no one No, but just do you think that that's just a guy by the name of paul newman. Whoa Not a big deal the ultimate legend. Yeah, so um, but if I said loyal to his lady, I really respect that about it Yes. Oh, yeah Yeah, you look at paul newman body body paul newman's body I have to look at it because um, he's pretty jacked He's really up top. That's not is that him. That's him. That's not him. That's no, that's george w. Bush

What a beast this guy's rich. He's ripped out. I mean the dong on that baby baby. I got a fat dick in that one Oh, he's got a fat dick in that one too. Oh, you're right. He doesn't have that means he has a fat dick jt Fuck when you see two fat dick. There's a fat. Yeah. Yeah, I stand corrected. He may not have grill hips after Why is Bruce Lee up there? Yeah, he's yeah, baby. This guy is This guy's ripped No girl. He what a great face Wow, it's all in the face with paul newman did

It's just so look at look at the one right there to go the all the way to the left that one. Yeah poke on that Yeah, look at the price. Yeah like that Yeah, anyway Yeah, let's move on. So for your birthday January 12th, you said 14th Um, if I called you on January 7th, and I said I'm picking you up. We're going shopping Right, and I took you to like

I don't know APC or Great jeans. Great jeans or if we Oh, what's that? Oh, what's that place on? Fairfax, I like to go to the trick made worn not made worn It's a jean shop Oh, um with all the um Japanese Elvish. Yes, Elvish. Um I love that place. Anyway, if I if I said I'm going to throw down a grand

To throw you some clothing. Did you feel uncomfortable about that? No, I'd wear the fuck out of it. Yeah, because I would associate it with that experience that we had Right, but so in your head, it's a gap. You're you like going to the gap because of um We're here apc. I just want to look like a standard dude. I don't want to stick out too much in my apparel I just didn't wear that. I think the fucking modern day Robin Hood look right there would be good on you, bro This one the denim on denim. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow. I don't know dude Because you never tried it jt. Yeah, I want to be open to shit. So I shouldn't just shut it down. Yeah. Yeah This remember when you got the error I have right now. Remember when you got that denim jacket, dude?

That was a good jacket. Yeah, it works for that party that night. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, you buy a new article clothing for like a specific event Yeah, yeah, and you never wore it again. No, I still wear it once in a while. Yeah. Yeah, but it doesn't get the same It doesn't have the same pop. I feel like people can feel it. Yeah, you showed up. It was pretty loud Yeah, because I really so I would love to do I would like to do a top-to-bottom on you you want to do that you want to Uh, I want to spoil like a little clueless like Britney Murphy makeover kind of thing Is that is that am I being am I crossing the line here? That's not for me to decide. You're not you're definitely not grooming him. Am I grooming you, Bill?

Oh, if you were doing it to make me the version of me that you wanted so that you could then have sex with me That would actually give put more fuel on the fire and I'd be like, yeah, let's do this Guess we got to do it. Yeah, that wouldn't be at that point. I'd be like, oh, I get it That wouldn't be dressed up in whatever you need. Trust me. That wouldn't be the case All right, I'd be jealous Would you would your birthday a little bit? November 7th. Oh, it's closer. Yeah, yeah, November 1st. Oh, Scorpio You'll be 31 Yeah, yeah, do you subscribe to astrology?

No Yeah, just yeah, sure. I'm super into it. It's the best Yeah, yeah, are you into it? No, not at all. He said Scorpio. So I was like, yeah Yeah, I think that's because I've been dating and that's like always the first topic conversation. Where are you? I'm like Scorpio and they're like, oh, you're like dark and mysterious. I'm like, not really No, no, bro, bro, that's the first sign to get the fuck out Right, right. If a girl goes, what are you? And I'm like, what do you mean? I'm Korean. They're like, no, I mean Because that's what I would first assume. They're like, no, I mean, you know, I'm not talking about your gookie eyes

You know, I'm talking about your sign I'd be like I'm done That's weird Or if somebody gives you a crystal I like crystals. No, but not for reasons that people like there's crystal meth. Yes. Oh, yeah Different. Yeah, that's different. Yeah, but like one of those crystals Because what is a crystal supposed to do because somebody gave me one?

Somebody just depends. What do they give you roast quartz? No, it's like a it looked like something that came out of where Superman lived Krypton Krypton Yeah, I I Have you had that before no lock alone. It's one of the best coffee candy coffees. It's really good. Yeah. Yeah Thank you so much. So thank George. Did you feel a change in energy when you got the crystal? No No, but I put it in my pocket because it's like you can't just throw it down Somebody goes here. You can't just go fuck you. You know what I mean? You got to put in your pocket and then you lose it later, but um

Yeah, that's the first time where I'm fucking out. What are some dating red flags for you guys? I think well first off too much texting up top Where you just say why when you when you especially on dating apps when you first get their number and they're like texting you non-stop You're like, why like what's going on here? I don't know. I don't have time Yeah I'm an oversharer So I like to get it all out in front so the other person doesn't feel duped down the road too if that stuff comes out

And they're like, wait, I didn't know that like what do you share like I'm like a sex addict or I'm like a little bipolar or something You're a sex addict. Yeah What do you mean? What do you mean? Like I just used to watch just like I've been pretty good lately But I used to just watch porno like wall to wall throughout the day. Yeah, and then I got really into like webcam porn I was using my parents money to pay for this stuff and I got to pretty Deep place of despair because of it. Yeah, because I was having the girls Uh talk down to me

And I didn't think it was a big deal because I was like Transparent about it with like chat and all my friends, but then I was like, no, this is actually affecting my self-esteem And then uh, so yeah that kind of stuff but Even though I do like to overshare I think that if the other person Can't keep it in for even a couple dates. It is kind of a red flag. You're like it feels like they're They're not in a healthy enough place yet to like contain Those parts of themselves or or at least give you that in a way that's like feels like they're

Okay with it, you know Yeah, I mean, um But if you're red flags Well for me, I I did the same thing But it's like I think I was like the first line out of my mouth would be like I was molested by a guy with Down syndrome Was nine. That's not a good opener But in therapy, don't they tell us like but the way you delivered it. I'd be like, yeah, this guy's cool Right, yeah, I did that but then now I think this person doesn't it has intimacy problems because when you put so much up front

And all of this like especially stories like that. Yeah, he's avoiding something else That's true between us because we you know, we're in couples therapy and um It's something that I do as a defense mechanism. You know what I mean? So that people don't get close Like I kind of shock them up first Yeah with all this kind of like really weird dark But that's not intimacy. He some people interpret it as wow. He's saying telling me so much This is very private information But he it's not private to him. He doesn't care to them. They think it's deep and I'm getting like I'm like

You know sharing something about myself. I'm being vulnerable, right? But it's really a way for me to go, you know, I mean keep your distance I've my therapist once said it was mistaking intensity for intimacy. Hmm. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. Yeah, very good We did couples counseling a couple times. Yeah, how'd that go? It was awesome. Yeah Would you learn about each other that you didn't know previously? What did we learn? I think that sometimes you can Categorize what the other person's doing as being something other than what it is But most of time it's actually coming from like a good place or from like a wounded place

not necessarily from like a place that's like Meant to affect you the way that you're taking it. Yeah. Yeah That makes sense. That makes total sense. Yeah. Yeah, what else would you learn? Dude, I don't know You learned Chad. Well first I learned that he's really good at therapy because I I've only done therapy a few times And then he really got in there and he was comfortable on the couch. Yeah Let's get into it and I was sitting there and they're like because I'm you're sort of like I'm I'm more sort of uh Up top, I sort of put a wall I guess and then you have to sort of break through it So they're like, so what's going on with you Chad? I'm like, I'm great. You know, I just with therapy. They're like, why are you in here?

I'm like, I don't know Yeah, so What I learned, I don't know, but you actually I learned he's a great guy. That's all that's what I learned too Yeah, I just learned like I'm like I learned that there's a reason why everyone goes because Kalyla and I had some You know, we had some we learn about each other a lot I don't want to get into that right now. Okay, baby. All right

But what I'm saying though is is that you know her and I needed therapy. Did you guys need to do it? No, I was there something was there a fight or some sort of resentment or discomfort that you guys had that made you go I think which had we should do therapy There's never a fight. I think I think just with any partnership. There's always like Especially in this business, there's always like a little bit of tension because it's competitive. Yeah, and you try to You always want to, you know Support each other, you know, because rising tide lifts all boats, but I think there's just that rising I want to Rising tide lifts all boats. It's not the first time that you

You've been in all of this Of this line. Yeah, and then you always say you're going to write it down and you haven't can you write it down for me The eight years of you know, Gilbert. You write down for me time. I've written it. Okay. So who else said it? I think craig Ferguson craig Ferguson said it to you craig Ferguson John always said it when they signed Peyton Manning to the broncos to rising tide makes waves What is it again lifts all boats lifts all boats. Yeah, bodyboarding. Yeah, bodyboarding tubular So, um, that means that like if the tide rises, which is a reference to

People doing well in the business or whatever. If you do well, we all do well. We all do but that's not really true Is it? It is especially in this type of partnership. I get skeptical about that too. Yeah Because it's like I've been on a tie. I've been in the water with other dudes that have risen you drown and I drowned Right, right and they didn't help me with that means you weren't you weren't a boat. You were a swimmer You didn't you didn't build yourself up to be that boat that you needed to be well, then that line is just too vague then I think in our case it works because we're a partnership. It should be rising tides Right lifts all boats unless you don't have a boat Right, you're drowning and you're drowning. Right. I think that should be the phrase. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I do appreciate how that has a bit more scope

Thank you because um I definitely been drowning many times and it's like if I'm also this is who if I had a boat, right If just to hear me out if I had a fucking boat And I saw somebody drowning I throw out life preservers, baby But that's because you got like a 60 foot birch room, you know, maybe somebody else is on like a little tugboat They don't have space. Hmm. I just wanted to continue with some boat. Yeah, dude. I don't want a 60 foot That's where you go fishing on 60 footer is a big boat a big boat you fish on those, right? Yeah tuna tower the whole thing tuna, right? We're on the same wavelength. So right. So what was your point? So rising tower?

Oh, the couples. Oh, yeah, there's like other But you know like in comedy that you know, especially with stand-ups you just sort of uh You know, you kind of you're buying for attention. So and like with what we're in there's just a little bit of like competitive Anx, I guess, but I have to say you should feel good about yourselves that um, I feel like I hate to say this Why do I say this in the right way? Oh, you know, I'll just say it because it's a compliment all right

that I ultimately Wouldn't have reached out if I didn't think you guys were boats as well Oh, thank you. Oh, dude Do you understand what I'm saying? And that makes from boat to boat to boat to boat to boat, right? I'm saying Oh, oh boy. Oh boy. There it is. Oh boy mate. That's a huge. Oh boy. Yeah The way I did it even though I didn't know what I was gonna say until I said it

Oh boy, that's awesome. And then do they do this? That's yeah. Oh boy. Should we? Yeah, oh boy I think in your I think you guys I think I remember you from open mics back in the day, right? And I didn't give a shit I remember watching you go. I don't give Uh, shit about that guy. Is it because he wasn't a boat yet. I think that I was like he just seemed like A white dude You know what I mean? Like is that bad to say? He's still a white dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no not just Because he's a very complex layer

You're right. You're right. That's right. Um When I looked at you I was just like you were bland Right until I got it Right I didn't have no idea that stems from his deep rooted resentments. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know who the fuck you were But then we hung out one time. I was at swingers eat at the bar. Yeah. Yeah, and then you came in with kreg conan And there wasn't room for me at the table, but you told me I could sit at a bar spot that was closer to the table Sorry and I was did I really yeah

And I was like I was like no, I'm good here and then you looked at me and you're like There's a spot there. You should move there and then I went I got the message and I went Yeah, I'll move there and then I sat at the bar spot closer to you. So I was being a dick No, I think you were I think I I think I kind of vaguely remember it now How long ago is this? Shame on you. I think you were telling me like hey, man, you might be acting too cool in this moment But there's actually an opportunity here and you should take it and then I I you know I pushed back a little bit to show you I had some like gumption, but then once you told me it was important

I was like no, I'll move. Yeah, but that was me flexing in a really weird way and I apologize for that And with you early I felt like when I said that I didn't think that No, you're on the state because how would I remember it? if I didn't I think if you were memorable to me, well, I think I I knew that Early on because when I started stand-up, you know It was around the time like Louis CK was big and I was like, you know, it's like I was like I got to be vulnerable and like self deprecating and so I think early on my you know, I was like, yeah, you know

I have anxiety and like a good therapy and I knew the audience was sort of looking at me like What are you talking about? Yeah, look at your life because I saw a clip of you doing stand-up maybe a month ago or whatever And I don't remember what the bit was But I remember going that's a funny bit like you were crushing. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Yeah. So um, and in fact, um You know that next Tuesday I'm doing my show In Brea

And you guys are on it. Yeah, let's go do we're so pumped. Yeah, we're so yeah. Yeah, you guys are gonna be on it So, um at the end of our first that that was an hour I mean we could do another hour But I have to go to Brea now. Oh, that's right All right. Yeah, I have to get I have to get on the road. That's good, bud. Yeah We actually have a video we have a video we'd like to play how many hours how many hours well, how much time was that this is our I wanted to ask you guys. So this is what happened yesterday And I wanted to know like if you could judge it from one out of 10

um technique Hey, put your headset on. Oh, yeah A jt. Oh, sorry Yeah, um, this is a video we want to share Is that the one in Newport Beach? No, this is the one right next to the store. Harnies. Okay, there we go. Let's get eating it. It's fun Whoa The lips

You can really deep throat, huh Come on, you can deep throat. All right, let's go I always bite the end. I always bite the end first So, what'd you think of that? Yeah. Yeah, uh, I think you have potential Uh, I think you could use a little bit more tongue though My favorite porn star Sarah Vandela. She really uses the tongue even when she's wonderful. Yeah, she's great Good personality. She always seems like she's kind of lighthearted about everything. Yeah, she's really stoked on her job and uh She gets in there and she's she uses tongue and you can see it when she's like deep down the shaft

That was so detailed, bro. Good analysis, dude. Yeah. That was like straight up like Roger Ebert. I gotta fulfill that system Yeah, I wrote that down. I I think that you have the thing that I think is Most exciting about that sort of situation. That's enthusiasm. Like you're fired up to be And that got me fired up and so it made me envious of the banana. It made me envious of anyone Oh, right, right, but no, it's hot. It's straight up hot. Yeah Yeah, it's worse with the out sound. Yeah, but I'm not even joking like I'm being dead serious Like when I watch it, I tell you the truth when I'm watching I'm like, yeah, that's hot. Yeah. Yeah I was looking for the top lip moment between us and right, but I'm sucking it

Like I don't want to be sucking it, but I'm like kind of forced in a situation Right, so that's what that is. I'm like trying to pretend But it looks like you like to get forced. That's what I'm reading. What do you mean? I'm getting what? It just seems to me like you're into I don't want to speak for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, but Let's just stop for us to set up the video. Okay. Sorry. I don't want to step in it. But yeah, you did step in it I know and now we're here. My bad. Yeah. Yeah. You stepped in it. I stepped in it. We're here. Okay. Yeah, right So you're saying that when I was sucking that thing that I was into it

Yes, yes, I was right Dude, thank you for doing that. It was really generous. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I was but What I but that that means I'm a good actor Right because Like imagine this. Okay. I'm in prison Okay. Yeah, and I have a cellmate named Raymond, let's go Raymond. Okay. Raymond Raymond's like

sup And I'm like, hi, I'm Bobby Sup says again, right? I go, why is your pee pee out? You know why So that's and now I'm scared. I don't I don't want to get beat up Right. I don't want any bruises on my body because it bruises like I'm a bleeder and um, I I would want him to be happy

And I want him to think that I'm doing a good job Right, but deep down. I mean a lot of pain And anguish and I don't want to be doing it. So that's what that is Ran Raymond. You like that Raymond? Raymond, uh, I gotta say I misread the situation. Yeah I think you did I read it like you came into prison. You met Raymond and you're like, let's do this Is that what it felt like that's what it seemed like to me. Yeah, I'm embarrassed that I was so off the mark Yeah, you're a little off the mark. Yeah, I can see it now with the tongue action with the little

Yeah, because it's hesitant. It's 100% hesitant. Yeah, and it's also a guy thinking like will he like this? Right, right. I'm gonna try this. I've never done. Yeah That's a boner killer that need for validation Am I doing this right? Oh when when the lady looks up, right? Well, it seemed like in your mind, you're like, oh, yeah, I gotta lick the head You know, yeah, you know when instincts are On point, right, but you know, um boners are so precarious And a lot of guys don't like it when the girl looks up on him down, right?

I like it. I love like missionaries my favorite because I know when they're blowing you A lot of guys when when when the girl is blowing the guy, they don't like it when the girl looks up Right, but I looked what I like to do is look down Right I look like there's shame involved, right? And then I it's not a staring contest and I always win. They always look away So they're blowing looking up, right? I look down and they always go Right and just go back to business. Right. Right. I I have a different I have a different approach What is yours, babe? I don't do doe eyes upwards

You know, she she doesn't do doe eyes. You know, I wish she did I didn't murder eyes Yeah, you do. Yeah, if you move an inch do anything wrong. I'm ripping this right off your body. Look, right All right. Yeah. Wow. I like to give a thumb if they look up. I'm just gonna Yeah, you kind of twist your head a little bit. Yeah, I think it'd be weird. I think it'd be weird if she was like If she did it back, that'd be weird. Well, that's that's my last relationship. Yeah Really? Does she look back and did this? Well, I requested it and she didn't Oh, oh, she didn't hang loose you back. No Wow

That is a deal breaker. Yeah, right. We gotta stock a bag. Yeah, it was from the Midwest. She said she didn't want to appropriate Right. Yeah, what if she did this that'd be different. This is a rock and roll thing Yeah, if I did a hang loose and then they did a rock and roll Yeah, and then I would probably go. No, no, it's not my vibe. Yeah. Yeah And she's like this, you know, and then it becomes this is like a healthy middle ground and then you go soft Yeah, yeah. Yeah. This is a boner killer. Peace if a girl did that or I would I'm done. What about the Korean heart? What if she did this? What's that?

This is an Asian heart. Like I love you. Like I love you. Yes. I love yeah We I don't know how to do it and I'm Asian. Let's fuck it like this. That's this. Hi Yeah, there's a soccer player named gareth bale. I know from wales. Yeah, that guy can fly right But when he scores, he always does this and he tried to trademark this. Did you know that? Oh, come on Yeah, how do you trademark this bitch? Yeah, right? I hate when you don't like your version Are those that's not the heart that those are the lungs you're doing the lungs. That's a more accurate Wow Yeah, if I if I was a soccer player, what would you what would your trademark move be?

This is gonna be so I would do something different Wait, his it looks different. You got it wrong. Sweetie. He has this with an angel heart. Oh like this. Yeah He's got weird spindly fingers too. Yeah. Yeah I I thought about what I would do. Yeah, and I would be famous for doing something different every time Mix it up. Yeah, but I would do stuff. That's weird like if I score You know what I would just stand there nice and then the next week Still yeah, yeah, you'd hold it Yeah, I'd hold it and look at it and I would go to

You know when they score they go to their home fans. Yeah. Yeah, I would go to the opposite side. Yeah Away team right and I would go And it would be fuck it. They'd be screaming at me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What would you guys do? Well, I saw Vin Diesel do the heart and it was way more effective than that Oh, yeah, is this a national game scoring for like the USA or something. Oh, it's different. So the club and national would be different I think so. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, you scored for the USA How about this the USA national team is in the world cup, right? And we're in the semi-final. I don't think the US has ever been in the finals

Maybe the 1930s quarters is the deepest we've gotten. Yeah So you scored the semi-final goal, right? To get to the finals of the fucking world cup, right? Right, what would you do? All right? I think at first I'd be kind of like chill about it. Yeah. Yeah I think I'd flick them off You flick who off the opposing fans. Yeah, that's that's that wouldn't bode well Is that bad? Yeah, because the cover of the espn because you would be on the cover Double down on like America the enemy. Yeah, and your cover of the sport It's too douchey, but then I could do a great apology. Yeah, and I'd be like, I'm so sorry. I did that. It wasn't me

What about you chat? I would do backwards missionary to pay homage to the curved cock Wow, just to give props to the underdog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's coli. Let's pose here. It is cool. Yeah Yeah You would do that That's how you do it. That's how you do that. Yeah. Yeah. If I assisted him Yeah, I would love that on the cover of sports illiterate. You're doing that, right? Do that. Yeah, do what? So you show that you had the curved cock Yeah

And then rotate reverse. Yeah If that was if that was bro, bro Yeah, bro, bro, bro that right there dude is legit That'd be cool. That'd be a moralized theory. That's espn would be. Yeah, that's like john carlin tommy smith in history You'd be the shame of america You think so? Yeah, it would be the the shame of america. I'd be like, why did you do that? That's what it would say. It would be shame of america sports illiterate. You know, they cut the bars when there's goals Everyone's like, yeah, and then they're like, no

Yeah, imagine that right? Let's say the world cup is in spain, right? And you it's the fucking semifinals So all the bars in america would be packed. Yeah, right? And it's the last it's the 90th minute You score the winning thing to get to the finals and at first people would be like No, yeah, that's nice. They just get let down. They're like And just yeah, go ahead go ahead and they interview after they'd be like, why did you do that? Well? I heard about this guy with a curved cock We're doing it for the curved cock His name is gary. Yeah, gary. Oh, I do. Do we have an unhelpful advisor now? We do. Are you good for time? Yeah?

If I live in 15 minutes, I'm good. Yeah, you're good. I'll do a quick one that unhelpful advice with jt Hey bobo kalayla and team i'm a 19 year old male from scotland And since I was around 16 i've had a crush on a girl in my year I was very shy at the time It made the effort to talk to her but only once in a while and never actually asked her out or anything The last time I talked to her was the last day of school two days before lockdown and haven't interacted since She doesn't post on social media. So I don't know if she has a boyfriend or if she's moved away Should I still message her to ask her out or have I missed my chance?

Wait, she doesn't have a social. No social. Does he have her number? No number We have the fuck does he intend on getting a hold of her stalker? I guess I guess the big question has he missed his chance. Have you guys experienced that how many how many years was it? Uh I do think it's a real thing sometimes you do miss the window of opportunity and then at that point It's like if you missed a moment. It's gone. It's too weird after that This is a young age too. You're so excited about getting out there in life and stuff and meeting new people It's just it's over. You'll have 50 more of those. Yeah, it's like, you know, these are a different one

I love you. Thank you so much for emailing us and god bless you and take care Hey guys, don't use my name. You know what? I you know what? I let me just say something. All right, that guy Took his time out To email us Scotland. Yeah from Scotland. And I just want to say I love Sir William Wallace From Braveheart from Braveheart. I love the whole deal. Yeah, I mean freedom That's what he said, right? Yeah, right. Yeah. What is another Scottish thing? Robert the Bruce

I know also from Braveheart Want to lose heart. Yeah A really great band called glass Vegas. Oh, no. Oh, I love glass Vegas Scotland you got your oh, who was that female fighter we like? Um, um, Joanne Calderwood. Joanne Calderwood. Oh, she's from Scotland. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. You know her I yeah, I've seen her fight. You're an MMA guy. Huge. Yeah, you really are. Yeah big time. Yeah, yeah Um, let me just ask you some questions on go for it. Yeah, I will let her rip I'll rip it out. Um

Jojo Calderwood. Yeah What do you think of um Johanna not Johanna rose number units She's my favorite because I think after she fights the amount of raw emotion that she has In like and she's never mad at her opponent. She's always like trying to lift everybody up So you can just tell I know I relate to it more sometimes. Yeah, just people who just are just straight Did you see her fight whaley whaley? Yeah, that was great. Yeah And and she was so I think she was pretty afraid after she got dropped on her dome by andrage

By andrage. Yeah, so I think it you're part of that journey and she was winning that fight too. Yeah, she was piecing her up Yeah, that was a believe that made me mad that fight Because he was she was definitely 100% winning. He was killing it killing it and she just got slammed United to UFC, huh? Uh-huh. Do you know anybody give me five names? Tito Ortiz, mm-hmm from huntington b8 the hb bad boy. Yeah That should even count but it counts. It counts for three actually. He's the mayor of hunting to be anyway Who did he fight a lot during that time? I don't know kenjong shamrock kenjong

Favorite fight so much to watch Yeah, no wonder he won all the time between him and ken, but go ahead. Conor McGregor. Yeah. Okay. That's two Yeah, is that for real? Yeah, I'll show you right now. Nice. Um Dana white. He's in a fighter Joe Rogan, he's in a fighter. That's all I got. Really? So what do you think I'm done with you? You just made me mad. Yeah, um, jeremy jones doesn't have a picture There really is a jeremy jones. Yeah, look he has lost again. Hang on. Yeah, were you Were you thinking of a chat? Were you thinking of john jones? He was thinking of john. Yeah

But there is a jeremy jones. There is a jeremy jones. Nice. If you throw out any name, they're gonna be Bobby same name. Let's see if he's a fighter. All right Chad Chad Smith I guess that's the drummer from the red hot chili peppers. I think yeah. Oh, oh There is a Chad Smith at johnson winkel Coach and a fighter. Oh, there we go. It looks like a good guy from New Mexico. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, any name is any name so Um, so let me ask you something

Who do you think who do you who's your favorite fighter right now that's in the in fighting? Uh, I like Justin gage. She a lot gage is great. Yeah, I like, uh, robert wittaker. He's my favorite He's one of our favorites. And then why do you like wittaker? I just like his vibe. Yeah his vibe So you like I could just tell already you like the nice guys Yeah, I like the guys. They're super nice, but they're like really bad ass and they they don't really uh, I like the guys who talk shit too It's always exciting to watch them fight But like you kind of you feel like robert wittaker. You're like, oh, he's like I'd like to be like that He's like a true martial artist. Yeah, I'd like to be like really bad ass but like low-key about it

I like you know who I like and it breaks my heart. I don't know why it breaks my heart Jose Aldo, he's he's a legend but he breaks my heart because it's like he's getting older now He's never gonna get the title back But he had the title for a long time. I know but he's just I just want good things for him Well, I think the moment he's always gonna be remembered for us and of course we're getting dropped 14 seconds. Yeah, you know what I remember from that fight too Is the clip of him against that wall he's on his He's leaning against the wall on his on his ass and his coaches are around him and he's crying

Yeah, that was a devastating Devastating loss for him. Well, so in the next fight night, we have a big one. Maybe we'll invite you Am I allowed to go can I go any uh, teeto or tease fans? Honestly if I matched with him on tinder back in the day With teeto? And he was like hey, you want to help me um put on christmas lights And I asked you that. Yeah, that's pretty wholesome. It was really sweet and I was like, no, thanks Are you responded with a no? Yeah, I was like, no, thanks. That's very courteous of you I I think I just

Matched them out of courtesy because I am a big MMA fan and I watched You know, I watched all of pride and all the old fights since I was a teenager So it was more of a courtesy, but I couldn't tell him that obviously We asked him when he was on the city council to come to the skate park with us because we were getting bullied Oh, that's right because he he ran for office. Yeah, he just dropped out Oh, really? Yeah, he just bailed. So I want to help you guys out because I like you guys Who do you want? Who can I help you get as a guest? Because listen your guest game right needs elevation. Wait, that's not true. They got layered fucking hamilton on there

Do you know how big that is? I'm sick. That's big. We couldn't get layered hamilton. I know, but Okay, just I don't want to fight with you, but um, we've had pretty good gas, babe But we didn't have no layered hamilton We just had steve and you and that's pretty big. Yeah, but he layered hamilton is a big wave surfer who has like I think he's in manari. Yeah, manari. You ever saw The Walking Dead? I watched some of it. He's glen in it. He's glen in it. Oh, nice. Nice. The korean one Do we just say his name right? Yon. Yon. Yon. Yon. Yon. Yon. Yon. Yon. Yon.

All right, so you don't want any help then? No, we won't help. We won't help. Well, who? Who do I mean, I love bill burr Bill Burr, Whitney, Theo, Theo Vaughn. Are you a fan of Michael Bisbing? Of course. Yeah. Yeah, Bisbing Love Bisbing. With him, with those two guys. Yeah, because you don't know anything about them. That might be hilarious. Yeah, it'll be hilarious. Um, I'm gonna try to get you one of those Thank you. Like a Theo. That'd be amazing. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Yeah, maybe start to talk to him. Yeah Also, promise me when you guys get big, you know This is a business. It's a tit for tat

Rising tide. For sure. Rise of tide. Quid pro bro. Can I just say just to get a little I uh, when I first, when I had to start stand, I was when I first started stand up You were the first big comic I saw at the comedy store. I married text my buddy. I was like, Bobby Lee's here. It was huge So this means a lot to us We're on the same level now, babe. Yeah, I'm just, you know, we're out. None of that anymore, babe We're equal. Yeah, okay So give them a round of all that was amazing. I love these guys so much. Oh, thank you. So fun. This was so fun. Thank you Hey, any time. Yeah, shout out to your show. Where can we find your show?

Uh, it's going deep with Chan JT. Honestly guys, if you're listening, I really like these guys. They're so weird And they're so positive in a weird way And I don't know if they're real or whatever. I think they are. Um You know what I mean? They're just sweethearts, but they're very funny and cute And also, can I just say this also when I see some of the man on the street stuff that you guys do I wouldn't be able to do those things We're spineless. We're spineless. Like I think one time you asked people, I mean, I forget what it was, but And people would ignore you, but you don't care. Do you care?

No Yeah, I Oh that one time you guys were completely almost naked and went to In-N-Out burger Yeah, yeah, that time is well, there's a homeless lady yelling at us the whole time. That made me a little uncomfortable Poor children. It was like a little worse Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I kind of like that weirding people out. Yeah, you know, it's just like Coming at people like that and then when it I really enjoy that feeling. Yeah. Yeah Huh

Maybe I'll go to In-N-Out with you guys naked. I love that. No, I mean they weren't naked. They had like a little thing Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well, we would prefer to go but naked, but it's just not an option. Yeah It's now it's not the time for a nudist. Unfortunately. We are nudist colony. Still a thing. I think so. I think so. Yeah Can we can we do a pod with us three naked or everything? Bro, let's go. Can we do a pod? We're completely naked. Yeah, because I think that would be for the connection too I think that that's intimacy. Yeah, I'll have a better question You guys want to get in with me? Yeah, are you freaking you are doing all the grooming tactic?

I'm here to be groomed Maybe I should take this guy to the spa. Oh, wait, that's not a grooming thing. That's a real love thing Like it's not no one just gets an invite to Hyundai Spa. He has to really like all pieces shit I mean spa they have ping pong tables there. We in Pauly go to it's open 24 hours a day It's called Hyundai Spa. I've been going back again. It's late. So it's gonna be like if I said, all right Saturday, it's spa night. All right at what time do you guys go to sleep? 11 11 I wake up early just naturally. He does ice baths like every one. Wait, 11?

Well, not what I'm doing stand-up, but I just wake up at 6 a.m. Just I can't sleep in So I I have to go to bed earlier. I'll say I get fucked up 11's even probably Late. Yeah, I went to bed at 10 last night Yeah, you know in a different life, I feel like you would have been like a preacher. What? No. Yeah, you have that vibe. Oh No Yeah, I mean, no, like yeah, like, you know, like like regimented. No, like a born again. You know, when those like harvest crusade Born again, like cool. Not like a yeah cool Preacher, but still aren't you like you would play guitar and like being a band like a christian band

But like and you're like you would use you know, I mean like your terminology to reach the youth Yes, as a catholic as well. I was raised catholic There was always that one father one priest that all the grills had a crush on you'd be that Like oh, what a way father Chad, you know It's like no, I still fuck You look hot in that out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just start out first off. I fuck Also praise the lord, but I still Praise god, maybe I fuck

Yeah, for us it was this he wasn't a father yet, but he was a brother. His name was brother Marie And oh my god, did we all just get moist around brother Marie? Yeah, was he aware of it and did he he knew he was hot? He liked it. Yeah But I think that what made him even hotter is that he never was creepy with any of us So we were just like fuck Can I ask you something and this we might have to cut this out whenever I say that you get so nervous Mm-hmm. Yeah, I just want to ask you guys something. Okay You know how priests in the catholic church some of them, you know mean do

The naughty. Yeah, really in that way in that dark way And do you think that it's the job that makes them that way or do you think they're pedophiles? Before they get into it. My point being is is that you know Those types of priests are say they're not you're not a lot of masturbate or have sex, right? Mm-hmm. Very celibate. It's the celibate, right? So you think it's the backlog of cum? It twists their mind I feel like

I feel like that's something you're like a defect you're born with So I feel like maybe it attracts that type of person And because I think if you had a backlog of cum And you didn't have that desire, you know, you would go to like strip clubs or like, right? Yeah, or an age-appropriate person. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I mean, I kind of like the backlog of cum Yeah, yeah, some say it brings people you clarity in a different way a buildup of chi Yeah, I mean once the last thing you come last time I came. Yeah, yeah two nights ago. How?

I'm too nice I'm two nights. Oh, wow Wait a second We guys in the same room. No. Oh, I mean we next door. Yeah Yeah, have you guys ever had sex with you know, I mean in the same room together with two different women? No pretty like I think it might it could lead to some of the competition issues that we've had I get it. Yeah. Yeah. So we keep that space sacred Let's keep it aside. I'm like, yeah

Yeah Because I'm going to say this I have in my past That's how you got pink eye from. Yeah, I got pink. I wanted really penis landed my eye. Um during it landed Penis it. Yeah, it went right into my eye Did you laugh? It had to be funny a little bit. No, no, I might no mine didn't go my eye. My penis went into somebody else's eye Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't get pink eye. Yeah, my friend bry bry did Yeah, so I poked him in the eye and then we went to the hospital and he had this yellow

adhesive over his eye Oh, man, because it was infected and I'm like, what are you doing down there? I mean we kind of fight like Bro, you shouldn't be down there I mean like just because we're with women doesn't mean that you have to be down there with me Right, right, you know, it's like it was it was not cool on his part. Yeah, I mean, but um I've been in situations like that and I'm going to say this with comedians, especially There's always laughter I bet. Oh, yeah, there's always just this uncontrollable laughter

And so think about it. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's cool. I can totally picture that. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, give them another I'm out get them around a block. That's how we ended it. Thank you. Thank you Hey prime members, you can listen to tiger barely ad free on amazon music Download the amazon music app today or you can listen ad free with wondery plus in apple podcast Before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at wondery.com slash survey