TigerBelly - Ep 308: Erik Griffin & Khalyla's Lingerie

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

Bobby is Iron Hole. Erik is Sniffy. Gilbert is The Plug. Khalyla knows Mojo. We talk Tony Hinchcliffe's Asian jokes, Hallway Bobby, Pirate Accents, and Khalyla's Cat Shelter. Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus Yeah, you must be the only guy in that space. That's also somewhat like comedy Hollywood world, right? Yeah, you're kind of these motherfuckers can't deal with like they can't deal with like, you know, cuz they used to these like introverted Hey, what do you what is that all about? We'll see I'll talk about the podcast No, I don't You don't have clothes on that's still that's the only thing that I That's your butt ass naked

These guys thought it would be funny if I wore lingerie in front of you because of the last member Oh, I didn't even notice that Yeah, you shouldn't have Damn it because by the way, you want more we're lingerie Kalilah scorpion lashes. We're lingerie. No, no that is so taken out of contact That's what pissed me off That was taken out of context We were making we were having a funny conversation about this and then you took it out of context is if I out of the blue I I went like this, you know what?

No, it is not No, it was in the context in the conversation Bring the fucking clip up bring it up bitch. Show me the clip. Well, let's let's test that. Let's see Bobby actually notices He already did he was like Hey, maybe I'm right. My drop You This tiger belly bad friends fan base is the bane of my existence. Hey, we don't control them Okay, they're monsters, man. So then it's just like they're coming in my gaming channel. They're just like, oh, hey, should I wear some lingerie?

Unfucking believable man What are you guys talking about? I want to laugh too. What are you? What are you talking about? You want more so that that you know that restaurant owner and Tony Roman So there's a guy named Tony Roman who owns a restaurant in Huntington Beach He was just on CNN with Chris Como and Fox. Yeah, oh, he's like totally anti box So but he has a sign outside his restaurant that says you're not allowed to enter You have to prove that you are unvaccinated. How does one do that? That's funny. I don't know, but he's doubling down I love when people that double down. That's funny, but I don't even like the other end of that

I was in when I was in New York and Sebastian was there. Yeah, and he we went into this restaurant where it was like You had to have your mask and then you're still sitting outside They go when the waiter comes over you need to take you put your mask back on. Oh, wow It's just like who wants to go there. Yeah, I'm doing that one time and I'm out. You know what I mean? Oh That's what she does nightmare. Oh, you want to put some clothes on babe, or I don't know It's this wasn't my idea by the way This was George and Gilbert's fucking master plan and I feel foolish you should Maybe go put some clothes on yeah George will you get me some shorts or somebody give me their fucking

Did you do a double-take towards glala at all? Yeah, she's too. I don't want the audience to see her like this Oh My this is my I'm keeping this on my treasure She's mad that I didn't have a reaction cuz I'm like this is in my mind. This is Bobby's girl I wasn't mad that you didn't have a reaction. I was just surprised and I have no because right now you're like a Charlie Brown teacher You just I can't even see nothing. I don't even want I'm trying out to make eye contact with the titties You know what I mean? I think if I was a king right like a king and I took all my like treasure and just put it outside the castle

Very one to see now. I want that shit in my vault. Yeah. Well, here's a little bit of back story for you. What's a funny? Yeah, yeah, put it back go back up put some fucking clothes on a little back story before I get dressed Okay, is that Eric advised me once upon a time about two years ago That perhaps it we it would you'd feel more I would be more desired overall if I wore lingerie And then I told him I was like no But I watch what the kind of shit that Bobby watches and they're like there's zero lingerie And I don't think he's that type of guy and I'm sort of all this is still out of context You start at your part because it makes you look good

Before that part though, she's saying, you know, she's being insecure like Bobby doesn't you know Bobby doesn't look at me that way. He doesn't make me feel sexy. He doesn't make me feel So I'm just saying as a suggestion. Well, maybe we're sexy shit. So then she goes on her podcast But I she goes on her podcast and she goes, you know Sorry Because because I wanted to bark back but I realized that you didn't stop talking Yeah, so then my my system shut down. You thought that he was gonna be like threaded So anyway, please continue how'd you feel about that bark back?

I don't know what I don't know what that was and now I understand why the lingerie doesn't work This is not a normal No, I just this has never been normal from the beginning. You know what I mean? So what am I even thinking my apologies? Okay? I Want to say this. Uh-huh. The thing is is that I Find her incredibly sexy, but she that's a fact you'll that from you. She does feel it Apparently not. I don't think I don't think it's the lingerie. That's gonna change anything

Clothes in the first part. You see like he wants me in like a full like line backers No, no outfit to be interested in you know, that's right. You know, you're right You're right. He likes my broad shoulders. He likes my manly stature. Okay. No, no, you're right. What are we really saying? What the only thing you're missing is a dick Baby, I don't want to tell you how to dress So wear what you want to wear that's comfortable for you and if this is how you want to present yourself today I'm 100% behind you. No, this is what George said. I should present George. I don't argue with my producer Please don't do this again. You're taking comedy advice from

You're right. Fuck you George I have someone bringing stuff for you. Please that just mobile in the edit right now Can you play some sexy music as she walks out? Oh? Or Benny Hill There it is there it is sweat pants what penson upper half is great Her face or what are you talking about? Let's start. Let's start from the top or no the face Five four three two Two welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome, you know, it's so funny because you're not gonna play any of that other stuff

You have to that was great. Yeah, we are all right. Sorry Well, I know I fucked it up. This is not I'm barking back You try your bark again, what would I say again? How about that one? Yeah, you did a bottom like that. It was like a bottom. Yeah, that's why I didn't get it No, because I I sometimes I have these spurts of energy and I want to say something oh and usually if it was any other guest This is how I respect you if it was another guest I would have said it and and and it wouldn't you wouldn't be able to say what you said got you but as I went up

I like I respect, you know, I mean the comedian this comedian. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're very Morpheus like Is that racist? You just made it race it wasn't like when you say it like nobody was thinking about it and then we started to go Oh, is it racist? Yeah, because it might be Because we you know when we were we just had lunch together before people want to know the inside scoop of what goes on behind the scenes Hollywood, yeah, me and Eric we went into the little Mexican restaurant replaced and I have we talked about some things and I have to say that I love you. Okay, and Did you feel that?

You know, I yeah, I think he could have done better Bobby's like Bobby's reminds me of like an addict that like has told you so many times They're not they're gonna be clean and then you have faith and then they get drunk again So it's like, you know what I mean? It's that kind of like you said this before and then you've done some shit to me so I'm trying to be like but I thank you but How about this? I don't I fucking realize you know, I just fucking realized why I Say this things and I realize why I don't back up these things. What are you because of your reaction afterwards? Oh, so right, okay, if I would be able to say something comp like, you know You know get vulnerable in front of you and say something nice, right?

And you didn't say anything afterwards. Maybe that I could continue that but you're fucking no they Fuck you how they set me up again. You set me up again He said that and I was taking it in and then she says, oh, did you you know, did you feel that? What do you think about that? And then I was like, okay now I had to think about it and it's like now It's a different thing. Let's go back to let's start over Bobby. You know, I love you Let me finish and I show before that before that okay before that right that's from the top go ahead five four three two You're gonna show the other part, right? Yes, we are boom. It was so good. Yeah, I like your upper half. Did I said that before her face?

We did it so um if you want to know behind the scenes stuff right Hollywood so Hollywood you said Hollywood, right? Eric and I went to a Mexican restaurant great. He said it is really good. So we went to and we talked about life stuff And I realized then that you know, I don't have a lot of friends Right, but I would consider you One of my best friends So it was that hard to get that sentence out No, because I don't want to say a lie. You know, I mean I lie a lot Yes, you do right and I and I

Deceive and I embellish I do all these things and I don't want to do that with this moment Okay, right. So that's why I was choosing my words, you know me correctly and I want to say this is full honesty Right. I I considered you a really good friend and I trust you Like in let's suppose there's no such thing like one day show business called me and said Yeah, come everything's over. No, there's no such thing as comedy and everyone has to do something else right Then I think that I would probably you're one of those guys like if I was working at Home Depot

that I would still like Hang out with Okay, I appreciate that and you know what I'll are you in Home Depot? What the electrical department and he works at um, here we go. What here it is But and lumber no, no not lumber, but and don't this restaurant. I'm gonna say Don't the name of it. Don't it has nothing to do with you. Okay. It's just the restaurant that I think you would work at Fat sales. Yeah, here we go. Okay. It has nothing to do with your you Bobby between the two of us right now I know per capita

You're the fat one bit. I will agree with you. I think pound for pound you you you're the fat one I know I am take another look. I know I am I You know what too shame my friend I am the fat one and I you don't I look in the mirror now and I do glances I don't do a lock-on You know, I mean like if I'm like, you know in a war I'm in a jet and you have you lock onto a plane I don't do that with my body. I do I do a drive by like quick. Look. Oh, wow

And I and then I rationalize a pandemic. It's fine But it's like it is bad. It's getting bad. It's getting bad Is it getting bad? I think your health is getting bad. I don't care about your look, but the health is getting bad Like it takes three steps. He's always out of breath. Yeah. Well physique and health are two different things. Yeah I don't I think I disagree with you. You're always out of breath. I've always been out of breath Oh, well, that's a problem too. Well, that's the smoking and the vaping and no, it's just just you know, I learned so many life lessons And I'm so I'm so in my mind. I'm so heavy with philosophy

And information it just wears my body down because I'm like kind of a a conduit of information Is that what makes you tire out? Yeah Intellectual. I'm like, oh these numbers and graphs and all these things Numbers and graphs Right, right and these algorithms like that's why the one guy was in the wheelchair, right because he was so smart Yeah, but like I saw documentary last night, you know, youtube has these free documentaries and about the um I think the doctor was the the man with the most the incredible brain. I think that's what it is and he can like I can't even explain it because it's so um

But basically he can do like any math equation that you give him Right, he can tell you like, you know how it's like you say 12 divided by a certain number and it's like this long You know 10,000 number. He's like, he knows every number in the fucking thing What's the practical use of that? Like is he in vegas counting cards? What's he probably works for like nasa? No, he doesn't He just roams around. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, he's a romer. It's one of those skills that it's like But he you know what else he did he he he claimed that he can learn any language Fluently in a week. I believe that so he he's a savant

So he went to iceland icelandic. I heard is very really hard and he learned it in a week Wow, he didn't know the language when he got there. What's he doing with himself? He's just roaming around town man. I imagine he probably has some other like social like disability, right? Like he's probably on the he's probably autistic Right, he probably has difficulty with civil interaction. No, he's no he is autistic, but he um The doctors were fascinated by him because he trained to himself as a young at a young age To act um as normal. He forced himself even though he had these ticks and this and that

To socialize. Yeah, he can he can socialize in any environment and he um what he does now I think this this documentary was 20 years ago, but I assume that he goes to Colleges and and and and places and they put you know mit and they put things in his brain He probably works there or you know man, but you know what happened maybe 10 more. He had epilepsy You know and he had a seizure or whatever and he hit his head Then they gave him another example of this black dude, right? And he was in Detroit or something and he was playing baseball

Right with his friends and a baseball hit his head. He get not he gets knocked out unconscious now he remembers Every single day You if you tell him what happened It what was the weather 1984 right this this specific day june 14th, right? You can go it was cloudy, you know, he can tell you the fucking What the weather was and that's in any day that would cause me so much anxiety to have to carry that much information in my brain

Like I want to I wouldn't be able to sleep Well, why aren't they studying stuff like that? What it seems like they would like take him And like be like let's see if we can like duplicate this without hitting somebody in the head I mean, isn't that the the goal is to try to be like our most optimal selves and like But what's optimal because I feel as though your brain does a good job of disposing of information that no longer serves you So it's like Knowing what happened in 1941 on a Tuesday at 10 a.m. Is not gonna help me today when I've got a fucked up power

Well, what I'm saying you know, there'll be some mutants, right? Some mutants have a cool power like Colossus is a cool one, but there's probably ones like yeah, there's one called dead girl Oh, there's dead girl. There's I think there's one called dead girl, but she's like from like X-men Z like some younger generation. What did Mojo do? She can't die. Remember Mojo? He was just like a big fat blob. What did he do? That's not Mojo. Mojo was a big fat blob with the blob No, go to go to Mojo or X-men You remember the blob though. I know blob. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah movie. No Mojo. I had an X-men card I have a whole collection. How do you use Mojo?

A nerdy side of Kalala that we never knew about. Oh, is there a Mojo? Oh, wow, okay Mojo Oh, yeah, he is Yeah, what did Mojo do? Mojo, let's see. He is... Oh my god, Gilb. Do you want to go through all of that? No, that's all right. Sorry. I mean just one thing. This is riveting Yeah, there are powers powers and abilities go down

Mojo is a powerful sorcerer the full limits of his magical knowledge is unknown He is also a master manipulator and schemer like a base like a new yorker basically Yeah, he's a new yorker. Why does he have to be a blob with that power? I know, but you know his card was very strong That's how you remember it as a kid. Oh, all right. Yeah If I was an X-men I'd get fucked like I would get like Like my anus would turn into steel and that's it. Yeah I've said this before yeah, but it's like the fact that it's like you want that to be your power a steel anus So he cut off this so what what is the yeah, what is the point of that? That's why there's no point

So everyone has these powers. All right, and I'm going like I'm angry and I got it, but it's like I'm angry. I got it, but there's nothing I can do. No, they would have to hold you up, you know Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a shield and then your anus would like block things Or maybe they have a like a stick of plutonium We don't know what to do with it. And they just know I have a use for it. No cigar night, you know We're guys are hanging out having cigar. You would bend over and we would just go click you would get it Then we'd be like, oh, thanks mommy Or if you got if you get shot just turn your anus to the incoming bullet

Right, but what if it hits my cheek? I'm down. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the one. Well, there's a lot of cheeks So I guess It is like spread wide babe. Yeah. Yeah I also had this uh, joga can never get work, but this was a bit I did Oh, so the other joke was the other power I would have is um I would control ants Would that be a great power? That's a great power. No, but watch so like like, you know, like saber to the tax me, okay, right? And I go stop

He goes, what are you gonna do and me going they're coming And we just stand there for like three hours and all of a sudden you can see these ants slowly getting to him Well, you're not utilizing ants in the way that they're meant to be utilized. What do you mean? Because ants are master builders, right? Yeah, so I would have them like, yeah, you can't have them on like a last minute basis They're not there to help you in that way They're here to there to help you set up traps set up other stuff build things Kalayla Oh, there is an ant man. I know there's an but that's not what I'm talking about babe. Kalayla, right?

The exasperation about this nerdy topic is so hilarious to me. I use they tell this one Oh, you don't get it Have you not seen an ex movie? It's like I've seen all of them. I know but you know when action starts It's happening. There's what so the guy that control ants. What oh the egg guy would have ants in his belt That is what you'd have ants in a backpack and he would just like open them up They would go get them. That is true. You just have them attached to you already. Why why are you still calling onto them? Yeah, where are they that you're like? All right, so magnetos up, right? He's He's the bending steel. Yeah, right? He's 300 feet away from bending steel, right?

And I have a backpack for the ants Giant red ants It's itchy as fuck. No, we you You're immune to it. You're like an immune effect. You might kick the back of but we all cyclops is looking at me like He does one of these. Oh this guy We brought that wait wait wait wait wait wait wait over and you brought that guy. No. No. No. Listen. Yeah Yeah, you're not on the field with cyclops like no, you're who am I? You're at the mansion. You know what I mean? Like you're the gardener. You're making sure all the ants are

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not You really think that like they're gonna be like who we bring it with us. All right, you'll storm Cyclops Professor Xavier and then ant boy You're not on that list. I'm not on the list. You're not you're not you're not Rogue wouldn't even touch you to take your power. That's true. That's true. That's super annoying. That would be true Yeah, what power would you have anything? I don't know Probably some nose power something like power smell. Oh, that's good. That is a real super power

I know, but it would be like it would be terrible. You've never seen that before in the Have you seen that? No, that's interesting. No, but those are real things like super smellers are a real thing that Medical researchers use like if you are somebody that has a very keen sense of smell You are likely able to predict early onset Parkinson's and other major diseases, right? So you're basically what you are, right? You remember on the mansion Right and you smell like Wolverine. I find and then you have you go Yeah, you have a tumor And wolverine's like really? She's a good doctor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah doctor

You're basically just a bloodhound. Yeah, you're a bloodhound and I always know when somebody farts and it's the worst Like people come with you with like I can't find my ham sandwich Right, and then you were like walking around the mansion. You left it on the you know, I mean, it's right there Yeah, right there like we would be a that that would be the terrible duo Sniffy and No, and no an iron hole iron hole. Oh, that's the anus thing. That'd be sniffy and iron hole iron It's funny how the culture's changed that much where You know before even I remember a time when I was doing stand-up

And in on mad tv where It was just completely. Okay. There was no question in my mind that doing an accent would be you know Backwards or wrong and this and that you know now before they play mad tv. They got to have like a disclaimer. Yeah, right? Yeah Yeah, I mean like it's the views expressed back then. This was okay to be Stereotypically, whatever. Yeah, I mean to see these kids come up to me and go Man, I can't believe you had to do accents back then and it's like Like what it's like what right, right? How's that bad? Back then

Now what do you think is and then if they're doing an accent You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, it's like it's like who you who are you sounding like right now? Like what is what is this you're doing? Is there something that you wouldn't do as a black guy like I remember I remember a buddy of mine. We would do we had to sketch group and And you know, we were doing this thing where we were like power rangers Okay, and it was like But the and then we were stopping a thief and my buddy of mine who's my buddy Jeff

He's black. They asked we asked him to be the thief and he said no Back then this was like too early night late late 90s. Wow. He was like no, I'm not gonna be Why do I have to be the thief right? They were like, well, we also need a yellow ranger He was like, I'll be yellow ranger and he grabbed the outfit and put it on. You know what I mean? Yeah, so it's just that it's that kind of stuff. So I mean, I don't I don't know I don't think about it like that. My first thought is like, what's the artistic integrity in this? Yeah, and if there is some then I'll do it But like if it just feels like why are we doing this?

You know if it's because you you know when you you know when something's like, uh, this don't make me feel right I don't want to do it. Yeah Yeah, it's it's weird Yeah, because I it's like especially a lot of like the rules that you get does he need an accent? Probably not nothing would change in the storyline. Well, I got offered a pretty big movie I'm gonna see what it was Have I talked about it a little bit sort of? Yeah. Yeah, I'll take that again. Yeah. Who cares? Yeah

And um, it was an accent and I couldn't believe I turned it down Because there was a part of me that's still like You know, I mean 1990s Bobby I mean who would have sucked their dick for that part. Yeah, you know, I mean, so it's like a real struggle because I just know for The people and our image and who we are as a people now

It's not right to do it, but they're still like well, here's what I find the funniest you do a terrible asian accent Like in the dictator you were so funny, but you were in and out of the accent. You went back to being You know an American from Poway, California So it's like I like how she had to say that funny part first just to soften all this part No, because I on a genuine they think that's one of the funniest that you have ever done Yeah, but it's it's like they're forcing you into this thing that you can't even do because you're american Yeah, so it's weird. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's like I don't even get Like I don't even get why that's a thing now like

Asian-Americans have been here so long. I don't know anyone that talks like that Like whoever talks like that is they're in korea. They're in china. Yeah, they're not here Yeah, no one here knows anyone like that. So I still don't get why hollywood is like, yeah, put on this accent For who? Yeah for and even like the japanese dude that are from jib japan that I see here They kind of have their own thing. Yeah. Yo, what's going on dude? What's going? What's up, brah? You know me and you're like, oh shit. That's like a combination thing. Yeah. Yeah, you're like you listen to a lot of rap music Yeah, yeah, there's like something Jamaican thing going on there. Like I love it. I love it. Yeah, but they even like kind of probably look in the mirror and go I know I don't want to sound like that like old school

Whatever that even is, you know, yeah, bro. What's going down, bro? I mean, it's like hollywood was so laced I mean, hollywood was so laced with like race stuff for so long. What's so funny, you know, yeah That's actually pretty good. That was a good one. What that whatever combo you did. I like the combo No, I would but I would probably do that in a movie like if they if that would be the compromise I go I can I just do my own weird version that no one And if they go, yeah, but that's why I saw but check it out. That's when you would Audition what that's when you would audition that'd be the only reason to audition. Yeah, they go to you what we want you to be This and here's the kind of accent we want you to do

Can we see you do this and be serious at the same time? Yeah, then you go, okay, let me work on this You know like Tarantino is going to ask you to do some shit like that. Yeah, you gotta go to his house and sit on this couch And he's like, okay do it, you know, yeah, the only time I've ever heard you nail Um a hybrid asian accent is when you were not meant to do an accent of an asian man But you auditioned to for a pirate role and they were like play a pirate and then all of a sudden you were Like you had full asian accent I was so confused. I know because I put I think the pirate element Or

You had to watch him do that I mean so it's like I think next time I do an asian accent Yeah, I'm gonna do it as a pirate full pirate full pirate and I think I'll be able to sell it That's very interesting Like were there asian pirates? Oh sure. Yeah. Oh my dad's ship got pirated What I'm saying is like what was that like because we always think pirates are like the stupid hat with the fucking thing And then they're like, you know, I I made it like what were the asian pirates like, you know, what was that? That's the movie you need to make like

Are Yeah, what would you what who you talk to me? I'm what were they what were their thing? I don't even know. Yeah. Yeah captain Look up asian pirates killed back in the day and you know, if I had but make sure back in the day is not 1980 Yeah variations. We have we have. Oh, oh this style Oh, okay. Let's look at the history. They were not that hot. Okay. I'm sorry. There's a modern day asian pirates. Yeah Yeah, those are the ones that did my those are cool. This is probably more Johnny Depp. Yeah, this is like, uh, yeah, I like Genghis Khan. Yes, right? Yeah

That's cool, man. I think that I think the asian culture comes across as more honorable That maybe there wasn't the pirate pirate life or pelagra or what is that disease that they get? Oh, I don't know. That's kb's scurvy scurvy Yeah, because maybe that was going on and all that like to summarize and all that kind of stuff was going on like, you know Yeah, I just I don't know. I mean, you know, you think you know stuff about certain culture and you realize There's so much of it. It's just never exposed because we only have this narrow view of things And it's like the asian culture for americans. It's always the same shit. It's like I said ninjas

Samurai's kung fu masters. Yeah, you know, that's like when I like when I was a kid My only exposure to anything asian was black belt theater on saturday mornings with uh, You know after the cartoons. Yeah, and I would love that shit the five deadly venoms Oh five deadly venoms was the shit the toad and the fucking scorpion and yeah, I loved all that shit, dude But it's that was it. Yeah, because it's like and also imagine growing up in like suburbs. I'm asian Yeah, and all the kids are watching that kind of stuff, right? And it's like and that has and I'm like, you know, listening to like punk rock. Yeah, right? Yeah And doing my thing, right? It has nothing to do with who I am

And so but then when you go out in the world, you know, you're you're your white friend will come up to you and go Hey, hi, buddy. Gotcha. I was watching you. That's shit sunday, man. You know buddy You know what I mean? And they'll come up to you and do that stuff and you're like, whoa, dude that fucking hurt Don't do that again. You know what I mean? Yeah, what are you doing? Right? Or it's like, you know, um You walk into a classroom and your other friend will go Everybody will watch bobby's come here, right? You walk and they go gong Right and they'll all go they'll all go

Right and they laugh and you I have a mohawk. You know what I mean? American listening to the class Yeah, I'm glad you have a susie and the bashee shirt. I know you got a hockey full of math I'm going what the fuck is this? Yeah, and like you live in these this world. Here's my question for you, bobby so up until recently Like making fun of asian people was kind of like like it wasn't looked at the same as how you would make fun of Anyone else like it was kind of like the the the easy one and it because it was like non-threatening in a way It was like, you know, and then you kind of think the idea is like Asians are doing okay They got their own towns and shit right here in the you know

So it's okay to be like, you know, Asia's got a little dick or Asian this and Asian that but I feel like the coat There's been a real big culture shift now that it's like It's on the same level now as making a black joke making a you know, I mean I'm making a Jewish joke. I think a lot of the younger generation just isn't putting up with it anymore Like isn't that what it is? Like, you know, and I'm about to bring up a topic that's a little uncomfortable But I have to bring it up is you know, I've been struggling with what happened to Tony uh-huh Hinchcliff. Have we talked about I don't think we've ever addressed it yet

And um, I've been literally struggling with it because on one hand, I understand what he was doing Did you see the video? Yes. And did you see the whole video? Did you get the full context of the whole? Okay, because I have a my opinion on it myself too. Yeah, my opinion is you know, I've like I saw um A comic a friend of mine a male comic who's straight bring up a gay guy on stage the other night And go one more time for the F word the F word, right? And they both laughed right and then the gay comic will say something about the straight comic, you know, I mean

Yeah, that guy sucks dick or whatever it might be, right? Yeah There's a had a rapport. They have a rapport, right? And there's a culture there. It's like, you know, I've done it But like I used to have doc will you will us open for me sometimes and I don't see something like Gary Coleman He thought he was dead, but he's not you know, whatever the and then you he says something back And it's just a part of like that thing and I think that with what Tony went through, right? There's a lot of that in there, right? Because they because they know each other they know each other But it was presented as if he was some random Asian comic

That he didn't even know Did that no no that and that's what my that's what I took offense to that. Yeah Well, you took offense to what I took offense to how that was blown out of proportion against Tony. Yeah now You know in this culture It's like, all right Do you really think that that that was the way to do that but even still That's his style the roast battle the kill Tony the stuff that happens during that thing that guy is a part of that And the guy was doing hacky ass jokes about white people before that

That was the context of why he was What yeah, and that's why he got the laugh that it did. That's why that's why people laughed, right? I struggle with it. I get it though I struggle with it because I also am like, you know, I want to be I'm very pro Asian And I also grew up in comedy where I was bullied a lot in terms of in the 90s I was the only one at the clubs, right? So I would get a lot of like white. Is this not interesting to you? No, it's super interesting. Oh, yeah You were drifting apart

Thank you. Can I get a Kleenex while we're in this little booger So I was like in in in the 90s. I was you know, you would have no, bitch. I got Allegies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have a Benadryl if you want you would have comics say, um To your face. Yo, man, Asians aren't funny. Get out of here or whatever Right, you you had that kind of sentiment, right? And it's like So I you know, I'm the type of guy that like when that happens. I don't give up. I go I'll show you You'll get it. You'll see, you know

So, you know, I I I get both sides, but in I think in Tony's case it was more of a comedy thing you know, I mean in a in a culture and a And I can I get when people that aren't in comedy see just certain clips of that Where it could look like real and at first I didn't see the full thing I just saw one little I didn't know they're looked at so I was mad. Yeah I was livid But now that I've like kind of explored it and understood it Right. I go, you know what I'm giving Tony

Well, it's layered man. It's layered. It's layered because there's just many different points in here one That shouldn't have been recorded and released. Okay. So that was some clout chasing bullshit right there. Yeah Yeah, did he have someone in the crowd? Do you get his friend? Okay. So that's the that's the number one The fact that it was released but when something if we're having a conversation Like even some of the stuff we were talking about before we were on air for this If that somehow got released We know we don't mean bad, but we would have to apologize for When things get out it gets out. So you have to apologize for that because of how it makes people feel

Okay, so that's that part of it the other part of it is like that kid put that out In a way that Made Tony look like he he didn't even know him. Yeah, and he just did this out of the blue Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know and so and that's why it all went away because when their full context came out all of a sudden All that talk about we got to cancel him and this is terrible. Oh, so but I just want to say this is All of it, right The performance that when we podcast and we do live shows and stuff, right? It's it's a show

Word It's just a show people take it literally they pick it apart. Doesn't that we're just trying to entertain people And by the way and even on that lot on that in that vein I think The problem with podcast is you know People think they know you because of this and you especially bobby You're so vulnerable and open on these things And then there's so much of it that is like your performance and so much of it is like it blends together

So these fans think they know what's going on. You know, they think they know so then like anything We've had like when we have like where people think it's a beef. Yeah, you know, there's no beef There's no beef. So all day on my damn twitch. Yeah, I gotta get people every day Oh, this is why bobby doesn't play with you. This is why bobby bob. Yeah, it's so bad I have to have a command it's a command bobby So my mods know so when somebody asks about bobby command bobby comes up and it goes It goes, here's where you can DM him Yeah, your moderator said I had my moderator set it up because because what I'm just trying to I'm just trying to put out there

To people it's like they don't know and I tell people You're not privy to our relationship all the time Like they weren't at with us for an hour sitting at the taco place having a good talk They don't need to know everything but the thing is they think they know everything Oh, so that's because of this tiny bits and pieces not the whole picture Not the whole picture but also that version of us at because we talked about it even yeah at the taco place It's like if they recorded that conversation and put up people would just rip it apart and go fuck. This is so boring Right, I know

It's the most boring thing. It's innocuous. It's like fill us sleep at lunch. It was just falling asleep because listen to each other Because we're talking about like real things about life and feeling and this and that right and then we come up here And everything's like a show. Oh, we gotta like I gotta I gotta it's a show It's not Shit ain't real bitches. It's not real. Oh, it doesn't wear lingerie. This is a fucking show It's a show baby. Please. Please. It's a show. Wait. Wait. I'm sorry. It's a what? It's a show There's the type new tiger belly meme right there. Yeah, this is honestly put it on hip hop though

It's a shot shot shot shot, but this this whole thing that I'm doing now is a good comparison to What you just said which is like this shit is not real like Crusty kalayla is real that's real for like that's real But we're gonna put on a different version of ourselves and exaggerate and embellish and honestly It does get us in trouble once in a while But I hope to god people have common sense to know that it's like it's just not you know what you know what though They I I agree with you

We want people to have common sense But what I enjoy about this platform is it don't I don't give a fuck because you know why we get to come back the next episode and Say some more stuff about it and if we need to talk about it again We can keep doing it so the people that are like oh, I can't believe they said this we can come back and go Uh-uh don't take me out of context. Yeah, don't you know we get a chance and opportunity to like continue the conversation And I think that's why podcasting is the best and that's why it can't be stopped Because all those like cancel culture trolls and all that stuff they're gonna keep trying to come and we're just gonna be like

Yeah, but it's funny because I have a lot of comics though who didn't do the podcast thing That's say to me. You know that thing's gonna die eventually Oh, yeah, they get like they kind of think it's beta max Yeah, I mean you got it in right around the right time if I got into it right now because it's gonna die in a couple years Anyway, you know me and you're like and they try to like Kind of dig at you like you know and it's like I don't think so But also it's like and if it does it does but who's to say we're not gonna jump on the next form of media in our own way Yeah, you know like George get on it. Whatever the next one is. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, but you know exactly man, but I said, you know what the thing you we have to get to a point as we've gotten older Bobby is like We don't need Like when we're right We don't need these people to say we're right. We just need to be okay with being right And that's the hardest thing to do. You're gonna make me cry right now I'm just saying you've been saying some more of your shit today man. That's a good point. That was very morpheus For me like, you know, I like morpheus shit, you know, and it's like

You've been very clear today even at the little lunch that we had But you're right. You're absolutely right um and just for the record, I will say that I can guarantee you He was the nicest guy to you at lunch there was no roasting. There were no fat comments None of that because that's who he is But he cannot it's hard. But you know what it's hard

I would I you know what I realized today at lunch Is we don't do that enough All right, because when I do see you you have to be on it's like it's a comedy. I have okay. He's in the hallway And it's like Bobby. That's what that's what we hallway. Bobby. That's what we fucking you guys know about hallway. Bobby Oh, I know Motherfucker. I'm fucking me Hey, hey fatty, you know, I know I'm so mean but But it's all a defensive mechanism, right? It's like don't get to know me. Don't get too much. I'm scared. I'm vulnerable

You're just a bunch of shit. I'm gonna say that I'm still here. You're still here But what I was saying some credit but at lunch we were talking about that we need to do more of this because it's like You know I'm not this. I mean, I'm an exaggerated version of who I am There are obviously elements of me. You know, I mean that people see right and that's why when I go on the road and I meet fans and a lot of fans They they do I I know them Podcast fans deeper than any other medium that I've ever done. I know your podcast fans deeper than

I've been in Canada and people come up to me after the show and I got tiger belly shirts on and they're just like Oh, what's up griff? You know, they take pictures like we'll do a podcast with you We should get a percentage of money What I'm saying is like there is something special about it. Yeah, but it is also there's an element of toxicity to it But you know, you get to good with the bad. It's a double-edged sword and we'll take all that because it's been very, you know, they're very It's amazing the fan base. Yeah, I was I was in Brooklyn last week and I was just walking at a piece of pizza on my hand And this bunch of kids just drove by me And they were like young kids

And they all rolled down their window and they go They didn't get out. They go You're so just papaya Like that, right and they And they start laughing and they just drove away Yeah, and I and I had a tough week last week man And I I walked down the street with the pizza and I was just like I needed that Because it wasn't just fans. It was like kids that got it. They know the lingo

Yeah, they kind of know me right and it's just it's a different connection, you know But that's the thing too though that it's like good and bad about it Because that's what I'm saying is like because I'll have people live I'm telling you people walk up to me all the time and they'll just be like, man. Why is bobby so mean to you? Like I I get that all the time, dude. Yeah. Yeah, although they'll say some shit like Bobby's not really your friend, man. Why are you? Why are you? Why do you and I just go right and I got to say I say it on my stream all the time. I go you don't know him You don't know us. Okay, you know what I mean? Stop. I got it right here

I'm just gonna add one thing exhausting if there's one adjective it is exhausting if there's one adjective that really Encompasses who he is outside of performance Is the word harmless he is the most harmless Simpious sweetest dude ever Outside when the cameras are off when it's not hallway Bobby. He is just a sweet harmless Yes, quiet little bitch At home. I know what you the only way to see that is you have to look on callilas feed You know, then you catch Bobby crying at a documentary

Yeah, yeah, I just and then you're just like who the fuck is that? You're holy sensitive and soft but like ugly crying, you know, yeah, you know what I mean? I'm like, oh my god Oh, did you see that? Have you seen that? I You just give me a list of things. You know, I want you will cry. I'm all about on youtube. It's have you seen it? Oh my god In fact, I want to I want to play it. I cried at the end after this. I cried at the end of black widow What are you talking about? Hey, why I liked it. I like it. I love love that movie

No, I I thought that that moment that they shared the sisters that made me cry I was like, oh that they've been through they have no uterus, you know, I mean like all this shit And I was like if she like admitted that this was my real family. I thought that was touching I love that. You know, it's weird. I want to feel but you know that she's dead in in the universe I know but this movie came after After civil war that's what made me feel sad about the whole movie too It's knowing that she's already she's dead in the you know, she's suing disney. Yes big time suing disney big time suing they're going after they're trying to they're trying to trash her in the media and they need to stop that because um

They released it on the same day, right? And her her money is tied to back end on on the thing and so they they already put it out You know on on the thing and then she's like, yo, yeah, we got yeah, I got 20 million, but I'm trying to make that dude money I want that I want a totally stark money. I want that 68 million money Yeah, I want that robber downy money because that movie let me tell you something. Yeah, just real quick. Yeah What is missing from? a lot of movies that This wasn't a movie that just happened to have women in it interacting with men

This was an action movie starring women And it's what a lot of action movies. I realize now are missing because there was an there was something about that the interactions and And and and in the heart and with all that action shit that I was like, this is fantastic Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? They nailed it. They nailed it. But you know what was the nail that quiet place too I killed it brawl. So good at the end at the end of quiet place too when the kids Are fucking like having their moment and and you can see that this is the father in them

I was like, this is just fucking awesome. I loved that part in the movie But it's not just the that part though. I was amazing part the pacing of it Bro, it's when to choose to do certain things. Oh, like, oh, how about you know, I know what you mean Let's not give away anything. All right. When I when I'm saying when it goes silent or the death. Oh What a great device. Oh, what a great device. I can't watch that kind of movie So Rachel around, you know, when I was in Hungary When I was in Hungary because I'm like, bitch be quiet. It's the quiet part when I was when I was in Hungary And I ran into him at the Nobu John Krinsiski. Oh, shit, right and I made a fool out of myself

Because I tried to act too cool. I wish I had seen the movie Right because I want this is what I would say to him now if I saw him Hey, dude, it's such a big pleasure to meet you man. And I just I honestly, dude I'm a huge film buff. I'm very picky, too Very your movies the quiet plays one and two dude are just flawless And you're a legitimate director. I would put you up there with story teller story teller I would put you up there with J. G. Abrams. I would put you up there with Jordan I mean these guys these performer actors now directing shit

My god, what? You got to be next. Do you know what can't taste on me different time of different time frame? I think he wins an Oscar for the first Kupaya place. Yeah, but the world was different at the time Yeah, you know, you can't have that you have the black guy wins for the horror movie. Yeah on the heels of you know Oscars too white and all this stuff going on. So that's kind of like they go This was great, but we can't give another white guy. I think he is a victim of that You know what I mean? Not to say that the what didn't deserve it. John Krasinski is a young man still, right? He's got time. He's got a lot of time. What are you going to continue that series?

Oh, they have to love how they started and I love how he brought himself still back into it That's a genius. Yeah, I was like good for you like going to the beginning. Yeah genius and it's like the monsters are scary and And it's just like monsters are very very detailed. Yeah, and uh But and Emily Blunt is just Dude when she's looking at her son For the first time that when she's looking at her son went at the end I saw her thinking Oh my god, my little pussy ass boy is becoming a man

No, that's the moment. You know what I mean? Like she had that moment of like he's gonna do it, you know You know that girl Is fucking talented She has all of it. I love her. Jessica Chastain is my other favorite. I love her. Yeah Like she they'll she's great. Those are the ones man. You know zero dark 30 Or the or the chick from uh the chick from uh, be uh, I am good or be good or it was that netflix movie Um, uh, the one where she was like a taking advantage of old people Oh, um

Rogan even talked about it. I am good or I like to be good She's from the other one. Uh ratchet to Sarah polly Boom. I love Sarah Paul those three like I just I don't care what the material is If you're a great actor that can really Delvin to like whatever it is. That's why Robert Downey jr That's what makes the Avengers

So great like an end game when he's all Skinny and he's mad at captain america that scene right there I was like that motherfucker is an actor man, dude. He's always been an actor But don't even fucking I know but what I'm saying is like they've changed the the the landscape of like Your thanks to batman begins by the way Uh, Christopher Nolan changed superhero movies forever with batman begins Yeah, because he made it a real movie at that point. All right. Yeah, and ever since then you get these like really fantastic actors and performances So no matter what it is

So now you got like Krasinski with this like horror movie genre and they're given like they're all man that Those performances and those two movies one and two him her the kids killian murphy. Yeah He was great in it. Oh my god. I know you want a second stick. Oh more than that Penetration his his steel anus Yeah, but I'm curious though I'm curious though. Just just to throw it out like Kyle's at starbucks and this guy he just comes through and he's like, hey, you know kind of a tiger belly fan Uh, no, that seems weird. I heard irish accent. I heard what you I heard what you said about

Would you like to suck my dick, you know, whatever he would say, I mean this is there a moment They'd be like would you call him? No, he would let me let me and this is and let's let's talk about reality Okay, let's go. All right. This is not show business because this is a reality. This could happen This guy can be sitting right now listening. They're like, damn. There's only one way She's got that lingerie on cillian murphy. Killian. Killian. That's what I said. Killian murphy From the bottom of my heart you can Get your juices sucked out by my girlfriend

And via your penis Right. I don't know why I just said that. Yeah, like Where else I got nervous because I think I think there's eyeball I'll suck his ass juice. Oh, baby I would Babe Take a look at this. You feel you don't think I kill it. Killian murphy. All right. Just look at him. Yeah, killian Oh, I didn't know it was like that

Yeah, yeah, I got a little I honestly killing you can have sex with my girlfriend. You can have um Do whatever you want with her and I there's not going to be an ounce of jealousy Or anger or anything, but because that gives me we get it But that gives me a free pass. Yeah, but your free pass is going to be like julie at cvs down the street. You know what I mean? You know what I mean No, I'm gonna highbrow it. No, it's you know, he has a woman at wall greens and the old wall greens on western I knew it. I knew it was something like that who is in love with you. She's 90, babe

I know but you know, oh, yeah, come on. That's that's actually very That's messed up of you. Um, if I were to talk about hall passes Um, it would never be with someone Like because it burst the fantasy like one of my he met one of my hall passes and after they became friends I was like, uh, the fantasy is gone. Like I don't I don't want there to be good move. Yes People people going well, Bobby Lee will never meet killing murphy. I think I could Number one, I think I could and I think I could work with him and I think I can have developer friendship Yeah, and you said I will fuck it up. You know, my number two is just throwing it out there. It's maher shalali

Write that down maher shalala maher shala maher shalala. Who's that? Uh, he's gonna be the new blade Oh, wow, you want to go that with it? You want to go dark dark? I love maher shalala. So He's old too, but again But again, if If you befriend him, it's over. I don't want Bobby Bobby has a problem with this He would no, I have no what when you're talking about I won't look at the picture, but I don't have a problem I think his dick has a wikipedia

Have you been watching the olympics at all? No, I can't get into it. Why I just I don't know I think it's because of uh, coven and everything and just feels different right it just feels different It don't feel I don't feel this like a need to be like, you know, just america and all that and I don't know I feel the same way and I'm super like I am an olympic freak. Yeah, I used to I especially the summer games I love it as you get to gymnastics and then whatever my thing is like swimming and I feel as though a lot of this like so many weird outcomes in this olympics because A lot of these athletes don't have their family and support system there So I feel like so much of it is like a mental

It's overcoming a whole lot of mental stuff rather than just like going off physical prowess And I don't I feel bad for these and it got too much shit going on It got all this woke culture stuff going on. Yeah, and then you got the transgender athletes So people are dealing with that and how that makes people feel and it's also nuance and layered that it's just like Ugh, you know who wants to deal with all that but I am waiting staying up at 2 a.m To watch Simone Biles on beam today. Oh, wow. I thought that she's back in she only for the final one She had the twisties all. Um, yeah, the twisties. Yeah No, that's actually a real thing. I love when people like you

Yeah, she doesn't mean twizzlers You know, so it's like yeah, I didn't know about that So I was actually on another podcast and we were kind of like not belittling her But it's kind of the thing of like why are you quitting? You're like that's a pressure But you know, you know, you don't know that it's some little fact like that is like this happens to gymnast who worked themselves to the bone Like that and also like just the gymnast culture has been toxic for so long You had Carolee those coaches back in the day Larry Nasser forcing these kids basically working them to the bone like I don't know if you guys remember Carrie Strug. I think it was like the 1996

Yeah, I remember Carrie Strug that girl the fear in her eyes because he told her he had she had to do A final one even though she had already hurt herself and everyone on the one on the one that she did the fact She hurt her foot and they had to carry her carry out. Yeah, she landed it. She was already hurt. That was insane. Yeah She landed on one foot, right? Yeah, but okay. There's but okay, but there are still so That's all perspective because like if it's a coach that like knows What this person ultimately wants is to have that moment of having that gold medal Versus you didn't do it and maybe you didn't get hurt in your find

I mean, there is something about pushing someone to their to their limit. Yes, but if it wasn't the carolees I would believe that but they had a long history Yeah, I know being very abusive and pushy with these young young kids like 15 16 year olds A lot of these kids didn't feel like they had the choice And so like when it comes to that it's like the world The the gold medal isn't worth my long-term well-being ever or they changed their mind which kids do like maybe at 14 They were like, yeah, I want to be a gymnast and then it was like at 15 and a half They were like this is bullshit. I want to go to something else

But at that point, you know money has been spent and things have been invested Well, that's what Simone Biles said. She was like, this isn't fun for me at all Like there isn't a Usain Bolt. There isn't a Michael Phelps. All eyes are on her. It's been a fucking weird year My family is not here. I have vertigo Like imagine that Like she does it she should just be allowed to not do it and still be celebrated because honestly Who is better than Simone Biles? Nobody are you guys? Let me ask us in the room. Would you rather have a coach like this? Focus you have to fucking do it. All right. We've we've practiced way too long for this right get your head in the game

Or would you want this? I just want you to have fun Right do the best you can listen. We're just having fun here. What would you what do you want? Let me answer this question this way I've coached before It is coach what bowling team I've coached basketball. Oh girls volleyball. I've coached a lot of things Do you see how he has to he's back everybody hallway Bob? Tell me the sports that that you coached basketball volleyball Can you go to my instagram? I don't even go don't do not go to the instagram

I have a picture of myself in high school, man. We have to end this fucking podcast. Barry Athletic. Do not go there, Gilbert. Do not. But that's just, how do you feel when people say they don't believe you're a wrestler or played tennis? Well, I can believe he was a wrestler.

Listen, I am sorry. That sumo wrestler. You're right. You know what? You're right. Let's go back to the Terry's Bobby, the real Bobby. This person can handle it. They can handle the pressure.

Some people shine under pressure. Some people crack. As a coach, you got to know the difference. You don't treat everybody the same because they're not the same. Your star athlete is somebody you could be like your mama should have never had you with that defense you're playing.

And they'd be like, I get you coach. Another one, you got to be like, hey, don't worry about it. Wipe that one off. Now, I say this too. I've coached boys and I've coached girls. Girls, they are different, man. Like with girls, you can't yell at girls in a way that you can yell at guys.

In my experience. But maybe you can. And just, again, it's case by case. But I always knew this with girls. You didn't have to yell at them. You just had to look at them and go, I'm really disappointed in what you just did. Super disappointed.

I said that to her. I'll never forget this, girl. She was volleyball. And she was trying to do this bump on the wall. You know what I mean? That's what you had to do as many times as you can. You got to get to 100 was the thing. And she couldn't do it.

And I just said to her, I was disappointing. I'm telling you, she was at that fucking wall. And she tried to do it till she can get it. And I was like, all right, that's how you get her. That's how you get the best out of her. So I'm just saying, it just depends. Even you, Bobby, and we're the same this way. Like, if somebody tells us you're not funny,

or somebody tells us, oh, yeah, well, you're not going to make it in this thing, that is the thing that gets me going. Like, I got in at the comedy store because Tommy was trying to tell me that I wasn't funny. And I was like, no, bitch, there ain't anybody in this building that I think is funnier than me. I had to go in there and make everybody say it.

And that's me. You can yell at me. You could be like, you know? I can't have a time period. I'm like that. But I play the long game. So it's like, if somebody hurts me now, right? And then I don't retaliate, people go, that person's like,

I got a gun. You know what I mean? I'm eight years later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, your tires are slashed. Yeah, no, Bobby's like, he's got like a room. He's got a room with the yarn facing, you know what I mean? Picture of his like, you know, barista

that he goes through on the drive. Yeah, yeah, I have dudes. This is sad. But I have some guys that I steal from like 12 years ago. I haven't gotten back. Oh, well. And I am going to get them back. Are you sure?

Oh, yeah. I know who they are. I know where they are. Sometimes you've got to let it go. I'm the real warfare type chick. Her? She is a fucking maniac. I know.

I saw on her podcast when she went after me. Played a clip? By the way. Cut to, you know. I'm guerrilla warfare. I'm like slow burn too. It's like, I'll get you in other ways and ways you don't even know you're getting got.

This whole relationship is her slow burning you. You feel like you got got, babe? Five years from now, she has all your money in a fucking, she's giving it to a cat. No, no, no, that's so true though. Wait, that's how to be. She ain't keeping it for herself. She can be like, oh, it's good.

It's called the bubby league cat. Honestly, that's not so far from the truth. Only because it's like every time I've ever needed financial help, it's always because there's a dog in need or some cat that needs a new leg and fucking wheelchairs. That is true. You're not wrong there.

All right, let's do Unhelpful of Us after I pee. Oh, OK, you're going to pee? You wait for like a minute. Where am I going to go? Yeah. It's tiger belly. That's the only person I care about for this. Yeah.

You know what I mean? So now I'm dealing with this like. Well, would she be open to just doing like a court wedding or like a hall? Her mom is all into it. She wants her to have like. A big wedding. Yeah.

Big family. And then now I'm dealing with this thing of like who to invite and who to not invite. So now I'm going down the list. I'm like, OK, here's the comics I would want to invite. And then I go, well, I have to invite. Is Bobby on the list? Yeah, Bobby's on the list.

You hear that? You're on his wedding list. I have a short list. Bro, bro, bro. It's a short list. Would you be on that? I'm saying yes. OK, you know what I mean?

That's only because Andrew's ahead of you, so I have to invite it. You know, if you, you know what I mean? You can't invite one of the best. Who's on the list? Who's on the list? Who's on the list? Let's say Chris, you know, Craig Robinson, Leonard,

and Malcolm Barrett, they're like really close friends of mine, you know what I mean? And then it's like, then you start getting down the line of like, you know, I got to invite Steve Simone. He's a good buddy of mine. I love Steve Simone. You know what I mean? Then it's like Jeremiah, you know?

It's like. Love him. You know, and then it's like, you, I got to invite Steve. Not that he's on the list anyway, but I'm just saying. Then you start to go, is it the one? Are all those people ahead of me on the list? No, Bobby. Let's do the unhelpful advice.

Go ahead. Unhelpful advice. That's a tip. Sensitive, boy. Unhelpful advice with Bobby Kalaila and Eric Griffin. Hi, Taggerbelli. I'm a guy who just turned 40 this year, and I've been thinking more and more of my death

whenever it should happen. It's not the process of dying that worries me as much as the concept of death itself. I mean, leaving my wife and daughter behind one day makes me extremely sad, but what really scares the hell out of me is the concept of eternal nothingness and non-existence. This thought was actually starting to make me depressed.

Every time I think about it and I stop enjoying what I'm doing and I can't concentrate, because I'm like, what's the point of anything? Yeah, I hear. You're such a happy-go-lucky. Happy-go-lucky. Don't give up. Type of person who I love watching all these years.

Whatever he's asking now is stuff I think about every other day. But here, when you're thinking about the past, like it's like the old saying, when you have one foot in the past, one foot in the future, you're pissing on today. Yeah. Yeah, have you heard of that?

Who's that one? Suffering belongs in the past and in the future. Today is a gift. That's why they call it a present. Right, so yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, right, so this is it. Kung Fu Panda. What I do when I think of those things, right,

is I literally touch the things around me and I become hyper. Visually, I become hyper-sensitive. I look and see the details and things that I'm seeing. And I concentrate on my breathing, right? And I try to ground myself in now, right? And I think that that has helped me the most. But let me tell you something, you're not alone.

I mean, the older I get, I don't think that if I die, I'm going to open my eyes. I'm going to be in green pastures. And I want to be riding Gobi, my dog. No, but I do have this thing where I open my eyes in a green pasture, rolling hills, and this gigantic version of my animals are licking me awake, right?

Julio and all the dogs. And I wake up, but they're huge, where I can ride them, right? And they have little saddles. Well, at that point, they'll eat you. No, they know me. They know what, we're in heaven, dude. We're not, right? So then I get up on.

I mean, that's their heaven. Maybe you're in a dog heaven. Yeah, but I get on one of the dogs. And I go, let's find Calyla. So we ride. And they know where you are. She saw a fucking like two actors. She's with Cillian Murphy.

She's with Cillian but Tom Hardy. Getting double teamed. And Edgar Ramirez. And they're on a lily pad in a pond. And they're in during a four-way. She's a mermaid, right? But the dogs don't want to go into the fucking pond, because they don't like the water.

So I'm up there, and they're going barking, right? And I go, come on, baby, stop fucking there, let's go. And you're like, you're not even paying attention to me. How's that heaven? Yeah. What's the good part here? We're white, that's so sad. It's good for me.

Yeah, it's great for her heaven. You're kept away. No, but then I hear a whistle, right? And I go, what's the whistle? I look on the hill, and the whistle's coming from. You Bushemi? No. Oh, from your anus from his X-Men power.

I hear a little whistle from a supermodel, the vagina, right? So then I go, come on, Gobi, let's go get her. We go up there. One of the same. The ending of that. All the way, Bobby. Listen, I understand what he's saying. I really do understand.

I feel like I've lived a full life already, and now I'm starting a new life. So it was part of my motivation for losing weight and trying to be healthier, because I'm thinking, damn, I have to now start another 30, 40 years and try to have kids and all this kind of thing. And I'm already an old-ass man. So I was like, so I understand that feeling of,

but that guy's 40. I'm older than that guy, so I can't think it like that. I'm 49. I can't be thinking like that. We're the same age. Yeah, I have to think that I'm going to be the best version of myself moving forward, not just for myself, but for my girl

and for whatever our future is going to be. So this guy is focusing on the wrong shit. I do think it sounds like from, because I've had something very similar. Even when I was a teenager, I was very obsessive about death, what it meant, what it would feel like. But I was told in therapy that that's intrusive. Those are intrusive thoughts, especially

if it takes up a lot of your day to day. If it changes your mood every day, you need to see a therapist and work on intrusive thoughts not taking over your life. Word, and I second that. I feel like therapy is very important. It doesn't help you solve problems. Therapy helps you pinpoint why things are happening

and the causes and how you can start to have good coping mechanisms for them. So I really said, because this guy, that was a very detailed question from a brain that seems to be obsessing about something that he shouldn't. Right. I also want to add this thing, which was it made me feel better.

So when I was in Hungary, I was hanging out with Jamie Lee Curtis a lot. And I asked her that question about death. And she goes, that's interesting. You asked me, because the reason why I'm so active right now in business, because she's got a bunch of shows she's developing. She's that Halloween movie that she produced.

She's doing a bunch of fucking shit. She's busier than she's ever been in her whole career, because she goes, I'm in my 60s. And even my husband, Christopher Gass, is like, what the fuck? You're like a workhorse. Because she's like, it's just motivating me to really just do it all now, which made me feel like, oh, in my 60s,

I feel like I'm going to be the same. You know what I mean? Be more motivated to do everything. And I think I'm going to be like that for the rest of my life. Even in my 80s, I'm going to try to figure out, like my mom's doing that. My mom reads books, and she wants to learn about things, because she just wants to get it all in before it ends.

Yeah, my mom was doing that, too, before this dementia just took over. She was trying to learn Spanish. That's right. She lived in Spain. Yeah. She was trying to like, so she had these Rosetta Stone type stuff that she was trying to do that.

So I get it. I think when you get in a certain age, you go, damn it. I wish I would have learned piano. So let me do that now, all that stuff. But one thing that I found interesting about what he said, though, has been the reason why I've been able to reframe my whole feelings regarding death, is that he says everything is just so meaningless.

And you're not wrong. When I was able to kind of reframe it as, you're right. When we die, it's really all over. It took the pressure off of me in terms of being really self-critical, hanging on to bad things that happen in my life. None of it fucking matters. It really doesn't matter.

So be free. Just enjoy yourself. Yeah, that's exactly it. This is like, you're absolutely right. All doesn't matter, so just be the most free version of yourself. Yeah, it's actually almost like contradictory what he's saying.

It's like, I'm worried about stuff that doesn't matter. You know what I mean? So it's like, then if it doesn't matter, then don't make it matter and just enjoy your life. There's this one TikTok that I swear to you. I didn't think TikTok could change my life, but it has. And there was a woman talking about what's the best advice you've ever gotten.

And she was speaking, she asked a woman who was 107 years old. She's like, how did you make it to this age? And the lady said, you let things pass through you. If it gets stuck, you get sick. And I'm like, ah, that makes sense. Just whatever it is, a pain, a joy in between, you just let it all pass through you. What's the guy that in Hawaii just died,

but he's a philosopher then? Ram Dass. Ram Dass said, death is like taking off a tight shoe, right? Oh, shit. What? That's very what imagery that is. Because I'm thinking about when I have a tight shoe on, and how that makes me feel.

And it's like, so that makes me think like, loosen up these laces. I feel like death is going to be like, ah. You should talk to my stepdad. He gets high every fucking day of his life. You ask him, Raj, he's scared of dying. He's like, why? He just has no fear.

He's like, take me now. Don't give a shit. He has like ultimate joy in his heart. And I feel like I really, like he's a role model for that. But Ram Dass said something else. He said, he would seek the experience of watching people die because there was no more like, he was like, he was in the face of truth.

And what is it? Like pure, like honest, adulterated. Yeah, my great aunt, when she died, she called for my mom and I, and we were there on her death bed, and she was talking to me. And I was just like, just the way she was, just the rawness of her being like, you know, the family's got to get back together.

And you know, I was just like, damn, she just died. Dang. Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll call way Bob's back. Hallway. Anyway. Anywho. That's going to be the name of this episode, right? Hallway Bobby. Yeah.

Anyway, real nice. Thanks for coming in. You only going to do the one? Really nice. Love you. Love everyone in the room. For the record, I do love you a whole lot. And I am so sorry about if anyone came after you

about the lingerie thing. You guys, Eric and I are friends. You don't understand the rapport. Yeah. I just was taking out of context. And the final thing, the final thing is, I want to say, is that if you want good luck in your life and love in your life.

No, no. Yeah. No. What are you going to say first? What are you? I'm curious. You can spit it out. Let me fucking.

I know. Dude, I'm the guy. You're the producer of the show. Unfollow George. Yeah, if you want good luck in your life and love in your life, right? And great prosperity and money and wealth and good fortune. Listen to Riffin with Griffin.

Listen to Riffin with Griffin, right? And also unfollow George Kimmel on Instagram and follow Andreas. Andres. Andres on Instagram. Bobby is funny. He's back to do all follow me and he'll get funnier. It'll increase his power.

Then no one's listening to you. But anyway, and so namaste to you. Thank you so much. I've never seen him this passionate. You're really getting to him. Oh, thank you so much. Good bye. Hey, guys.

Oh, by the way, five time guest, Eric Griffin. Oh, wow. The record yet? Thank you, Matt. You've done it every single year except 2012. Hey, this is kind of crazy. I'm a little crazy. I'm a little crazy.

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