TigerBelly - Ep 317: Bobby's 80 Billboards

Episode Date: October 6, 2021

Bobby is the Michelin Man. Khalyla sees the green flash of light. Gilbert is Gilbird. We talk Bobo's birthday party, billionaire purchases, future bathrooms, fiddler fathers, and play the thing is is that squid game. Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Are you so feel well? Yeah, I think I might have COVID How do you know? Well, don't say but I my smells good though. I Smell everything I smell everything. I Smell everything. Can you put your nose directly into my asshole and see yeah? Yeah, can we start off that way? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, oh my god I feel like I feel like you're showing off because you know your whole body I smell it it smells good wait, it smells sweet and dangerous

My wife went to Lucky Boy. Yeah, and she ate the burrito three bites in she was like I think I have COVID I cannot taste a thing. Why did Bobby recommend this place so much? What wait wait wait? You're fucking blaming me Do you think I work at Lucky Boy and I put COVID in the fucking burrito? Your favorite burrito place it's a lucky boy in Pasadena. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what do you what are you saying? I'm saying the recommendation. I don't think the recommendation is good It it cottage corner is so much better. I'm gonna We're gonna fight

And the cottage corner cottage what is it called cottage corner corner is very good Very good, but you take that back right now. The fucking breakfast burrito at Lucky Boy is in the top five in LA Yeah, I'm sorry that at some point either pregnancy or father In the way of your actual palette. Yeah, but you are absolutely fucking wrong I took a bite and I was like, oh shit. Do I have COVID too now? Yeah, you do you do you both? Oh, you think you think COVID happens that fast fuckface. No, it's from the one bite. You think one bite You're not getting that at all. It's it's cuz like he's saying it's tasteless. That was his joke. Oh, you know what? I'm sorry that you don't have a fucking um

Like Kalyla and I have very fucking exquisite palettes and elevated in another level I'm sorry, but Kalyla and I are fucking Michelin star baby babies Right, I'm sorry that her night right are living on the high ride I rise What's a high ride man? I just made the word up man Whoo, it's a term high ride and we're on it. Yeah, and can't buy a ticket, but you can't afford it You can't do it all right because we're above it all real quick George. Have you been to a Michelin star restaurant? Yeah, I've driven by one once which one I

Forget you don't even know which one it is. Fuckface. He's gonna say Jones on third. Yeah. Yeah You know what McDonald's is Michelin to you You know what really kind of bummed me out. What was that for for your brother's birthday and your birthday? Yeah, I sent you guys to a place that I thought it was like two Michelin stars, right? Which what which one is it? Don't don't say the name, but No, no, no, he was not no, no, no, he wasn't in Providence. What's a problem? Don't say the fucking name It's not problem. I don't even know what a Providence is making stuff up. Um, I hear Providence is good Yeah, probably this is good. No, here's the deal because I talked about it last night with my brother on bad friends, okay?

It is exquisite It is fundamental Okay, it's fundamental. You don't like blowfish and take I just don't like exotic fish Did they have like limpid like what do they have they showed who limpid they showed love limpid. It's all good They would say like these these urchin right here or any three on planet earth

You're like, right. Oh, you mean in Santa Barbara, you know in Japan in Okinawa. There's a rock formation, right? And I'm like my brother and I okay. They show the photo too There's a purple, right? indigenous, right? Urchin the only three left. How do you know? We did survey They did a sir. We talked to the we did they talked to the survey, right? And it only comes out one week out of every year, right? Only hot summer days, but the winter too

Like weird things like that, right? So we'll eat it, right? And then it just comes out and it's like Like it looks like it's like it looks like Spongebob. Oh, just just laying there on his back, right on a little piece of rice And it's good, right? But it's like, you know, I think their deal was more like exotic fish and my brother and I were looking more for You know, I mean old-school, you know, I mean Fish old-school fish, right? Yeah, that's good. But like your old-school mackerel and snapper, right? Yeah, you know, I'm old-school when it comes to the tuna. That's my boy to tune tunes my boy I mean towards my right baby all day long every day, right? Yes. What's up dog, right? Raise the roof on that, right? We raised the roof on the Toro

Babe, you can't raise the roof Yeah, I'm raising the roof on to tune. Yeah, and what I'm saying is is that you know, I get the exotic, right? But it's not necessarily something that I desire, you know, but it was cool experience. It was we're there for three hours Here's another three hours. Yeah, here's another thing. They said no talking And my there's a sign no talking. Yeah, so you show up at 7 30, right the doors closed. We're not ready yet Right, so what do we do wait outside, right? Alright, so we wait outside, right? And then you can tell like billionaires are coming It's you know, there's like limos dropping people off. I was like squid game shit

Yeah, squid game shit. I was so sad because I had to prepay for it, right? Yeah And like a single tear rolled down my eye put in my credit card info, but I was like, it's worth it And they're gonna they're gonna their minds are gonna be blown Well, it's you know, can I say how much you spent or no? She's been 800 bucks. No, this one's star More than that a grand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but for like for two people. That's insanity. Yeah That's pure insanity, especially if you're gonna get like a single piece of limp it So we wait there and then there's a sign no talking

You wait the way for all the guests to get there, right and they serve everyone at one time. Oh, I see Yeah, so it's not one of those places where you there's no menu, right? And they go hood it hood it, right? And you go, hi Hood it hood it, right? I'm just burping. Yeah. Yeah. And we sit there and they go This is what am I up dope? You know what I mean? And they put it down. You eat it, right? No, so it's us Oh, yeah, that's that's that's stand is on my car say yeah But by the 15th and they also my brother didn't like the fact that they showed us the fish No, they bring an iPad. Yeah in front of you. This is what you're eating and you just see like this

You know I mean you see this dancing little guy in the ocean. You don't know what it is cute looking cute Four eyes. It's cute. It's because you're like little thumbs up with the little tentacles and then we're eating it So I mean and it got so long that I just went enough Because I have to do a show wait you didn't get the all of the fish You left what the fuck Bobby we had 18 and how many were there supposed to do there was two left you motherfuckers 150 each piece Sorry, sorry You're all gonna get over it. You don't get me angry explain to people what why we keep covering our face every time you talk

All right, so I think I might have the COVID Okay, I forgot they mentioned that I'm still trying to decide if I I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna go back And I'm still trying to decide if I if I want to have it with him or not That's why the mask is yeah, yeah, so um, we already smelled my asshole. You probably blew blew good viral Oh, yeah, I didn't smell anything. So maybe I have COVID. Did you see the squid? I did see no one is allowed to talk about the fucking squid until I know but you see this way You haven't seen it. She hasn't seen even a full episode. I've been living sleeping. I haven't

I didn't want to watch the squid in one day Uh-huh, but I had to watch the squid. You know what really really irks me is before I left About two weeks ago. The first day that squid game came out. I told Bobby, please can we watch this thing together? So we tuck ourselves put our little sleepy hats on we're at side by side and then ten But maybe 15 minutes in he's like I hate this thing and then you start watching that documentary about LA riots instead I love that Though LA rides is my favorite. What's your top three right? All right, and then it goes LA riots watts Okay, all right. So in LA. Yeah, that's uh, yeah, that's why I'm a big LA guy, right? And then there was one in Detroit

Yeah, and so I'm anyone in Detroit. Yeah. So what happened is like the second day Good. Thank you. I leave town and the second day. He's like I finished a whole show. I finished a whole show. Yeah, yeah, it's great Yeah, what? Okay, I know I can I just say something I want to apologize to you. Okay number one. I'm the type of guy that up I Cheat to you know Failure I'm a cheat. I get it. Okay. I'm no good. All right. Well, I'm the type of guy that I hadn't heard of the squid games When you said because you were watching it

So I started watching it right and in the beginning I didn't want it was good I just didn't know anything about it and I don't like it didn't like the fact that he stole money from his mom Right. So when you don't know it no one I'd never heard of it before and I see this piece of shit Stealing like ATM at you know a card from his mom's thing when she's like definitely poor and then he's gambling with it Mm-hmm at that point. I was like I'm out of this. You know me because I don't like his But yeah, he's his principles, right? But then what happened was all right You on tweets people started tweeting me. This is me the fuck off right now. Just stop stop for a second My suggestion is not enough that listen, okay?

Let me finish all right get the tweets right and then the back black black Eric. Yes. Oh the black bag What I said, yeah, black bag. Yeah black bag black. That's a good name for him First of all, thank you so much. What's he filled with? Yeah, what meal? Oh, okay? Yeah black bag Black bag told me you know me you should watch it and then we get so much trouble for this. He's gonna call. Hey now Bobby hey, Bobby. Hey now so um and then a bunch of comics did and then I read some things that was like You know, so it was like ten things and then you're like now you're curious

You know, I mean you become curious because it becomes cultural So you get the chitter-chatter, right? So you watch the first one and it's it's okay until The last bit of it Right, and then once you see the last bit you go I get what it is. This is insane. This is cool, right? It's a violent and and the acting is really good I love Koreans and Obviously, I love Koreans and it's a really good show, but it's not for everybody Did you see it? Yeah, all of it. Just finish it this morning. Yeah, don't cuz I'm not done yet

You haven't even started you haven't even started even done yet. You haven't even started Will she like it? You knowing her? Well, how far did you get in? I'm still in the first episode. Yes So you know you just got home. Please give me you're not at the game yet So you're yeah, anyway, what do you do? What's your review? I? Thought it's pretty damn good. Yeah, yes, my sister said she was like fucking hunger games is like trash It reminds me of It's a battle royale, right a little bit of battle, but it's got a little bit of the host vibe You know me in the Korean movie house because there's humor in it, right? I think he's very funny a great actor that guy

I don't know who he is. He's sort of like the Korean Ed Norton. Oh Oh, yeah, what pretty good same face same vibe, right? So the Korean Ed Norton But there was some I was confused about a little detail in the show. I thought those two were brothers, but they're not right No, okay. They're friends. Yeah, they grew up together. I don't know why I thought they were brothers And maybe you just wanted them. I wanted them to be brothers. Yeah, they don't look anything like Oh, are you kind of playing it out like you and Steve scenario? Yeah Jesus, man I wonder if my brother and I Because obviously there's needs to be one. We're not giving anything away. There's one man standing, right?

And if it was my brother at the end, you know, I mean, I I would I know my answer so quickly I would I would take it. I would die. I wouldn't want my sister Frequent, but she wouldn't want you to know when you quit though. I don't know what the game is Yeah, I'm not there yet But I certainly know that I would take a bullet or any type of arrow through my a dagger through my chest or my sister Let me have to see if I would Play the scenario now. I would want to I don't think I would though I mean, I would want to you guys would fight it out to the death

I think we'd be like quit first man. I'm your older brother of an argument, right? I see and he's like no Bob. I need it. You know, you get me more money than me Right, you have to think about the logistics of that because you have a mother to take care of and mortgage to pay and all of these things Very so I think that you know, if we're talking about, you know, not no feelings at all I think that you are the you have to be the one to stay alive to take care of That's right. I had to fight them Now I make them quit but there is no quitting, right? We're fucked. There's quitting But what yeah, there is no you have to do one thing and it's like the group has to do it

Mm-hmm. Yeah, so anyway watch the show. It's really good. I also have been watching another thing called fearless It's on on Netflix. Oh, yeah, you did tell me about that. It's about bull riding. Yeah, is it the gauchos? We'll catch your mouth. We'll catch them out marks. No gauchos like cowboys. I don't know what I got. Is that what they call them? What are they George? Yeah? Yeah, he's a Brazilian ones. Oh, yeah, yeah The Brazilians are the best one of the best at rodeo at bulls and bull riding. Did you guys know that? No? Yeah, and it's usually Americans or Brazilians and

It's the most violent Sport I've ever seen. Why would anyone do that? Yeah, and don't you feel bad for the bull? Yes Like the bulls like get off me, you know, that's what they're doing Get off me, right? And the guy's like seven more seconds. You know what I mean? You have to do it for eight seconds, right? It's the shortest thing in the world It's sure it's but it's an eternity. Yeah, you wouldn't you wouldn't last you wouldn't last ten seconds my friend Have you guys all been on mechanical bulls? Same thing. Yeah, I can stay on at nine

Nine nine seconds. No delight level nine of the ultimate level. Yeah, I can do it for like five seconds What do you look like? I look terrible. Show me. Are you just hanging on from the front like this? How about this? All right? tie right some jello Right to the back of fucking Goonies back my cat's back and then light a fire on his ass. See how what it looks like Doesn't look good, it doesn't look good Right, so um, but what back up? Sorry. Sorry Sorry, look, I'm still undecided whether or not I want to share COVID experience with you

I think you're fucked already because we spent the night last night. We sure did. Yeah, you're fucked already You brought you breathe the dead. You don't feel good. I feel good. Yeah, I feel great. I don't think I have it then I Just feel like I have a sore throat. I have a sore throat. I have body aches It seems like you probably do and I'm now I'm gonna get it. I have sore throat body aches. You might not remember I told you my story. What's yours? Wait, what's your story? My fiancee got it, but you were already vaccinated. I was back. You're we're both back She made out with me and then I didn't get it. Yeah, but How do you know she had it because she tested for it and she got it. Yeah, and you didn't get it. No, that's amazing

You see you don't that's not a guarantee that you'll make out with nobody, you know, I mean The tip of my dick smells right now. Is that what it is? Maybe maybe that is not Cheese of it. Why you're not on circuit. You're not on circums. You're circumcised I mean circumcised, but the cheese is still there. I'm gonna find a thing. What's the thing? What is the thing? Give me a hair tie. I want to do the hair tie thing is stuff coming out of it. No Oh Did you have sex with a hookie? No, no, no, there's no hookie hookie. No, it's just there's a smell at the tip I know but why Bobby? Why because it engulfs it. We already talked about it. You eat asparagus this past week. Yeah

Where is the reason to lie in that situation you show me what it looks like it looks fine. It looks okay. Yeah, yeah You should just show me. I mean, I saw it two days ago. It looked fine. Yeah, yeah, it looks fine. It looks okay I don't know how you get cheese you have no foreskin. I know that's interesting. Yeah It's like worried about you. No, don't I'm not I believe You know, is there a way to hard-boil egg without the shell? There's a way to poach poach it. Yes the poach What do you mean? So you just have like you could do it multiple different ways. How do you poach an egg?

It's just like boiling water and you have this thing and you it's basically like almost like steam it Are you put it a little apparatus? Yeah. Yeah, or free or free falling you spin water around. Yeah Because I want an event a thing where it's like how about this, okay? You you you crack the egg you put it in another thing that looks like an egg Right, like exactly like a shape like a shape of an egg, right? But it's obviously a very thin Boilable and why would you want this because I want to put like mushrooms in it and Chopped onions. Oh, you want to make egg bites to be egg bites. Yeah, no get what I'm saying friend I think it's been invented because if you not watched like the the whole egg episode of was it like David Chang's show

Yeah, I think it was on his ugly delicious. Yeah. No, no way before that show the chef mind of chef Yes, mine of chef. He has this whole episode of just eggs It's a whole you it's like that one of my favorite episodes. They show different ways to do it But anyway, my thing is not talking about like an egg poacher pan where you put you drop the eggs in this and that's exactly what he's Talking about I like that That's it. Well, we're gonna order order one. Well, here's the deal dude. Okay, so I want to put it in that damn it I thought I was gonna make it I literally thought I was gonna make billions of dollars. I'm like, I'm gonna fucking buy a fucking my own rocket ship

Right and my thing would be, you know, I mean, what's the first big purchase if you were a billionaire Like what's it? Let's say you just from today until tomorrow all of a sudden boom Bobby, you're a billionaire We don't know why what is your first massive purchase? I know what you would do. I don't think you do you'd buy the comedy store. Oh No, I wouldn't oh, I thought you or you'd buy almost every billboard on like Hollywood and fake shows that you're in That's funny But that would be think about the whole I'd like that's like 80 billboards Devlin's nightmare Devlin's nightmare, right? And I'm like in a fucking like warlock. You know, I mean all your friends are gonna be like

Sunset Boulevard like what the fuck? He's in everything. Yeah. Yeah, he's on every single. That's a good. Yeah, Sunji's choice Right I wear a kimono, right? I wear a kimono, right and Jimmy O. Yang is wearing kimono, right? Oh, he's in and he's like on my chest and I'm just doing this Sunji's choice And then what else movies could we do? No, just do like an let me see some of them shouldn't even have titles They're just you back lock back lock manifesto. Was that about I don't know But it's like it's us us five four us four. We're in suits And we all have like this funny like anonymous mess

But it's our own mind mass, right? And we have briefcases and we're just walking. Yeah Back lock manifesto Apple TV, it's not even coming out. Yeah, right. They have to sue us, but we have the money We can do this now. What wait, why don't only cost 750 we can set some money aside and put one right in front What are they 750 a month? Wait, I want to go back to the titles of your mixtape Maybe one of them can be a title for your 750 Dude, we can do that. No, but I'll tell you why you can't because like the ones that are on sunset are like you can you can tell that those ones might have the $15,000 ones and also they're also

Don't don't the networks have like oh, they own they own it or they have like Leasing, you know, I mean option. I don't okay here. I have them the movies This is supposed to be on your your mixtape. Okay, remember. Yeah. Yeah save the pelicans That me Tom Hanks. Yeah, Sander Bullock. We'll just do old Hollywood. You know me. I like that and it's us We're on an island, right and the poster is you know, I mean Tom Hanks and Sander they were Sander Bullock. They're wearing some sort of like Um, you know, not um hazmat suits, but white suits as is UN on it Oh, UN. Does the UN have anything to do with it? Maybe. Maybe. What about this? I'm not done yet

Oh, you're not right. Yeah, and then I want to cross right. Wow. Wow. I'd not get that from say no I know but the pelicans are eating your face. You know, man. Okay. What about Fiddler father urban mother? Oh, that's a good one. What are these? Hold on. This is mixtape Fiddler father. What? Fiddler father urban mother. Yeah, right. Fiddler father, right? I know what it's about. What is it about? What it's about is I'm Actors who are the actors? Well, let me just tell you the story. I'll tell you the actors, right? It's it's about reincarnation Okay, very hindi. So, you know, I mean in the late 1800s, right? It's a Bollywood film. No, I'm an English kid

Okay, right, but I'm gonna play do it with me, but I'll put white makeup on Right, and then we'll have white face. We're gonna screen screen screen my eyes Yeah, you see no, so basically right I'll act white makeup. I love green So it has that like Michael Shannon effect Yeah, yeah, in post right right so it'll be like So we'll do we have the money, right? Yeah, do it in post right and I know, you know I mean, and I'm like a son of a fiddler. Yeah, right and it's like like fiddle in the roof, right? But we're just yeah

Like right like that, right? Right, and they cuts to what's the second one? Urban mother and that cut to right I get reincarnated, right? Yeah, and that um Um, I'm who's that lady from um hidden figures. Oh, uh, uh, Tavia Spencer. Okay. Yeah, Spencer, right? She gives birth Reaper and I get reborn, right? Again black makeup Greakies screen screen screen screen right, but but then you put delroy lindos eyes or whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah, so it's like two lives, right?

So do anything that's good. That's a great one one more movie title This one's a bit of a long one. So it might take a lot of billboard space Those are see those are delroy lindos eyes Oh, he's got good eyes. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So this one's a long one You have to really consider this one one of your movie titles is chelongo Diaz is my friend, but I don't know him personally That's just a sentence yet. Yeah I don't know him personally chelongo Diaz is my friend, but I don't know him personally. Yeah Yeah, I know what it is. Chelongo Diaz. Chelongo Diaz, right? Is the greatest, right?

Soccer player in South America, right? But this is not now In 60 years from now. Wow, right? And I'm a kid. I'll just play Korean. Okay, right? But you still have CGI eyes? Of course But make it Japanese Right, so it's yeah. Yeah, that's good. That's good. I like it. You're they do it. You're a producer, bro All right, you're giving me great ideas CGI eyes. We're going to CGI, right? So it's like, you know how mine mine's slanted like this. Yeah, it's gonna be slanted like the opposite. Yeah opposite way, right

So they're gonna be like, wow, that's weird, right? And it looks different, right? Yeah So chelongo Diaz, right is a soccer player from the future, right? And um, what's his skill level like maradona? Oh, he's better. He's He can do all of it too, right? He's like he can go keep, right? In fact in the future, right? There's only They half the team is they don't even need half the team. He does it all. He does it all Right, the midfield. He's the center forward and the goalie He's just running back and forth He's with his eyes. Well. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not chelongo Diaz. I'm not chelongo Diaz, right?

I mean, imagine the work rate, right? Dude, I'll start. I'll start, right? So he's going back and forth back and forth, right? And he's always complaining too Can you hire more people? I'm tired Right and I am a kid a Korean kid now, right? Chelongo Diaz ain't even born yet, bro And I'm fucking at a park, right playing soccer with my kids with my kids Okay, right and then there's a lightning storm

Slightening a lightning a lightning storm slight storm. It's a slight storm, right? That's what I call it. Very good Slight storm big lightning. Yeah big lightning It gets zapped, right? And for some reason I get zapped, right? And I get connected to chelongo in the future Right, so then I know his heart I know his motivation his work ethic, right? So I know him, but he's not my I've never met him Mmm, you know, I'm saying

I know him, but I don't you know, right? And then what this is a great scene though. It's a great scene, right? I I'm like a 30 year old guy, right? I decided to try out for the fucking um The la um galaxy galaxy, right? Oh nice. I become the center forward Yeah, then what happens is they go hey, dude, we fired everyone It's just you So I'm like, right chelongo. I become a legend, right? And then I'm like 60 years old or whatever and I go to like San pao, sao pao, what?

San paolo to a hospital. Check this out. This is a great scene This is a great scene, right? People are like, what is he doing that the legendary? You know what I mean? Oh, my name is rick toshi The legendary rick toshi. What is he doing here, right? And then I see a baby being born And it's too long too long Right and have a cane

And you just see me Look at too long He's crying, right? And I look at him and I just kind of turn around. That's the last shot. I walk away. Damn Oh, I thought maybe you were gonna kill him because you don't want anyone to I thought you were gonna kill him because if I kill I thought about it. Yeah Yeah, but if I kill him, maybe I won't have the vision later, you know earlier, right? So he must exist. Yeah, interesting Right, so that's this that's well. I'm fully invested. So I'm not going to move on to the next title, which is dip your dick

But those are pretty good movies. That's what I would do with the billion dollars. But what I would really do Right, I'll just tell you what I would really do I would buy A piece of land Probably in Malibu, right? And I would probably I've always wanted to kind of design my own house My cool, you know what I mean? And I would do um I don't know if this is possible, but hear me out. I had this fantasy of buying my own land, right? And can you do this?

Can you Dig a mile into the earth A mile. Yeah, have a mile. I'm sure you could but would you want to live there? Yeah, so I want the house to be like when you look at the house, right? Oh, it's like one room Tiny little like farmhouse looking thing. You basically just want to live in that video game No, just listen. Hear me out, right? Fucking. What's that? Yeah fall out fall out. But yeah, you know, you see a farmhouse, right? And you walk in right and there's a walking closet But is it now it's a fucking elevator

All right, and I live underground that is his dream. No windows. No windows, right? Like yeah, literally. Yeah, like Describe the game that you play. Yeah, that's the game I was playing. Yeah. I played that too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah So that's essentially the game, right? It's just like I live right. I'm not the game the one I just I have a pool down there Right. Yeah a wave pool where I could surf Oh, I like that. Yeah. Yeah all kinds of stuff going there. I'd be down there. Yeah Yeah, I would have aquariums and all kinds of stuff down there. That you know what I would Do with a billion dollars?

That's what there's this place in I think it's in the Middle East I don't know if it's um Abu Dhabi or Dubai where they have it's kind of similar to that But it's like an underwater Um city and you can dive there and free dive to like different levels. Can you look that up? Oh, I've seen that. It's cool. You can scuba dive, right? You can scuba dive you can free dive, but they have different like rooms with different themes and it just I mean nothing beats the ocean, but that's I thought that was pretty cool So I'd probably build one of those just in my backyard

I just imagined Bobby you would be in like you'd buy like a jetpack and then just like zoom around in the air Oh, dude that too the billion dollars, right? I'm gonna spend all that in the house I'd have a jetpack and all kinds of stuff a water pack. I'd have a water pack What's a water pack? It makes me zoom around in the water. Well, they already have those. They're not expensive They have these little things and you just hold it and it zips you around. I can't find. Oh, really? I know you're talking. Yeah, that's it the world's deepest pool. It's in Dubai. It's an indoor Like deep back people can watch you do it like there's windows and stuff. You see that babe. Yeah, Jeff Ross has that No, Jeff Ross does not have that

Yeah, Jeff Ross doesn't have that kind of money Jeff Ross has this okay if you go to Jeff Ross Ross's house, okay? And you go to his bedroom, right? uh-huh the window To his bedroom is the bottom of his pool Yeah, but it's not the deepest pool. I'm just saying though. It's kind of like that. But it's very 80s. I think yeah Yeah, I think it's cool. You know those restaurants where like you see like the mermaids like Swimming around you and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a really nice house

You would do that make like a little hobbit home. Oh, that'd be cool, too And that's what the inside looks like like this What? The hobbit home. Yeah, so I mean it's like a map of basically You the front would be I think somewhere right here. Yeah, it's like a tunnel and it goes down deep Just layers of home. Yeah, that's what bobby wants. Yeah, but is that good for you? Is that bad for you? Yeah, you don't get vitamin d and it's a whole can you pump in vitamin d though? You could take vitamin e every day, but no no pump it in. What do you pump it in these vents body?

No, but if you pump it in in the you know, what are the things that sun gives you gives you vitamin d what I'll see to You know like sunny to light doesn't suddenly like yeah, they kind of Gives you diabetes, but yeah All right, all right, so you I'll pump in vitamin d right how about this could you have like one of those like A window right and have it's like a screen of the sun you could like UV light maybe UV light therapy Yeah, you I would do all that stuff right to make it seem but I just don't want to see the actual sun Oh, you really don't like the sun do you love Hawaii? The sun he doesn't go out during the sun. I don't go during the day at night. I like it. Oh

Yeah, he doesn't he loves going out only at night Yeah, the sun you know what it's all right You know it's not my best friend, but you know, it's all right. I don't it's not my enemy You know, it's just when I see it. I'm like Maybe I'm used to it. You know, I'll be honest with you all my life. I've seen the sun And just like you guys I have a question The way you did it sound I just made it seem like I was the only one that only first is that I have a question So like when you watch like you don't get emotional or like feel thankful or have some sense of like

Feeling of gratitude when you see like the sunrise or the sun go down You're just kind of like sunset like it doesn't like you're not in awe I think I forced myself to be in awe with it because everyone else is Of it. You know what I mean? So it's like, you know, if no one told me how great it was Like I was the only one living on planet earth. Yeah, I probably wouldn't know what it was But since people go I've had like I've I've eaten at restaurants with people at like five. Yeah Inside and they're like, let's go out to the patio and look at the sunset And I and I'll go yeah

You really want to go Bobby? Have you ever seen the green flash of light? Yeah, what have you ever seen the green flash of light right before the sun goes down? I've never heard of this And I thought that everyone was lying to me my whole life that I saw it for the first time last week and I screamed Wow at the very last bit of the sun when it goes down It like puts out this like green orb this green flash. Oh, wow And yeah, I've never seen that like that. Oh that wow. No. No. Yes that one this that that's exactly at Gilbert What is it? What is it? I just called you Gilbert

Gilbert Gilbert. What is it? But the bottom the second to the left on the bottom Right there That one that one that's exactly what it looks like. Wow Yeah, I've never seen that I want to see it. We got to see one then we got but when I see a sunset I look at it and I go And I kind of look at everyone's cues. Yeah, so people go Oh, you follow. So I'll go. Oh, you know what that means, right? What that's what sociopaths do they mimic

I'm a sociopath when it comes to sunsets Specifically specifically sunsets. I think that's what I have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've never cried over anyone You cry over like I don't get cry over my brother your dad. You didn't I didn't cry when my dad died You know what I mean? I don't cry in that way I cry when I don't expect it because here's the thing. I know when I'm expected to cry So my head already immediately it goes. Why aren't you crying? You should be crying even though you feel like crying Do it, right? Oh, you're a crazy person, right? So when I'm watching something like when my brother came over and we saw that

In and of itself again. Yeah, and my brother started crying I cried we cried so hard Like convulsing crying like my brother one like this He went like this Like that and I was like, uh, right and we were like deeply crying So I'll cry like indirectly. I have the emotions But I don't tap into it like when I'm supposed to because it's like I feel like there's some sort of like pressure to do it or whatever. Yeah, but have you ever like

Had have you ever said goodbye to someone and felt like a tug at your heart and feeling like oh Like I'm gonna cry like when you say goodbye to your mom or you know I felt that the other day when charlie You know, he moved. Oh, yeah, buckton said at the gym. Yeah, he's in Idaho And so the the I didn't talk to charlie in three years You know, have you talked to him when I text you that photo? No. Oh, I said I said I text but I haven't really talked to him Yeah, so when I have talked to charlie, I know you have so we had dinner at the chinese restaurant and when he said he was leaving

There was a real sense of like Oh, yeah, it sucks. You know, you know, I mean there was a sense of crying almost But I didn't you know because in my head. I'm like, I'll see him again You know And if you know, I'll be honest with you too And this is gonna sound crazy when my dad died It's almost as if he's not gone and I'll see him again. I have this Weird sense that I'm gonna see everyone again. Anyway, who do you think we're gonna who do you not want to see again?

That's passed away who's passed away. So it's kind of like um, it's like I kind of don't like that idea because it's like It's like loss who you who do you not want to see at that church the end of lost? Yeah, but I think that once You see them again, even somebody that you hate, right? I don't know what realm it's going to be I don't I don't want to call it heaven, but it's like in the next phase Right, I think it's going to be like. Oh, that was crazy. You know me like Hitler I think he's gonna be like they're like, hey guys, my bad might be my baby. Yeah. Yeah, I played it wrong wrong I played that wrong, you know, I mean, and we were like, yeah, man cheers not cheers. That was like that was weird, man Yeah, you mean he's like, I know dude my bad. Yeah, it's like, I don't know if I can like we already know each other

I think everyone knows each other and at the next realm Right, we don't just we don't right now know that we know each other, right? But when we go to whatever the next realm We're gonna see dudes and go like Jeffrey Dahmer's like Shouldn't I hate those guys dude? That was weird. He's like, I don't know what happened, man Why the asians? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. You guys are so delicious. I Treasure me. He tries to make a joke like that. I think no, dude. That was weird, right? And then maybe you see you. Yeah, it's yeah, maybe I'll give a half hug You know, I mean like, you know, you got a shoulder hug, right?

And you're like later and then you might see dudes that you like really admire, right? You know claypatra you admire her Like, you know, it's just legendary, right? No, maybe not here. Um, let me think of somebody that I admire I was like, what? Oh, one of the authors that you love Toshiro Mufuna. Probably maybe. Yeah Toshiro Hey, dude, I go. I didn't get to see you. You know and everyone understands each other without like their own language He calling Toshi. Yeah, we we all speak one language. I love it. What? Well, you love it. I love the idea that you just you speak in your language, but everyone understands. Yeah

You know, it's like one of those um language simulators that they do in Star Trek Like in Star Trek that the last star The last Star Trek movie one of the villains in it, right? She spoke a different language, but she had like a little mouth apparatus Oh, yeah, she spoke her language into this mouth apparatus and it translates it, you know what I mean into whatever language I like that. Yeah. Yeah What are you doing? I think Yeah, but I think that we're gonna see each other in a realm. I think we knew each other before too

And so when I when people die, I think I really do believe that I go I'm gonna see that a guy again or it's nothingness who cares at that point Yeah, yeah, you know either way It's all just uh Sweet it's just a game. It's not go there. It's not a game. Yeah, it's meaningful. It's full of love. It's full of love and game It's full of like activity. It's not game. Okay Speaking of game, would you guys like to challenge each other in a squid game? All right, but do I have to stand not stand this was a simple one

It's our own version. Is it covid friendly because we both got it. It's a question This game is called the thing is is that or the thing is is this And you're gonna be asked a question and you have to pick Either of the answers. Okay. Let's go. Basically. I would like to the private what are what are the stakes though? The stakes are The other person has to put their nose and other person's butt. Oh for a long period of time. We already did that Okay, what would you like to do then because I think the butt thing is I don't think I think kalala's her steaks the better end of that's because I'm fully

Nasty, that's that's why I want to put the stakes more on her so she really has to win My butt is so nasty right now. Do you know that's how the chinese tests for covid right? They swipe the ass That's how I'm gonna get a full viral. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. We should do this drink over Okay, don't snip the butt there. How about this? Let's go back. Let's take it old school. Let's do thwacks Oh Thwacks, okay, we'll do thwacks. We'll do 10 or five or harder 20 Jesus But these kind of twacks on the head It's just here. Yeah, that's one. All right. All right, but I'm gonna if it's her I'm gonna go easy

Oh, that's so sweet, but you don't have to I want to No, come on. I don't know how about the next dinner you go to the first has to cover a $2,000 dinner. Okay The two great you have to find it can we do one a grand a grand a grand Okay, all right ready Oh, yeah, there this very good for people I didn't hear all right the first one here we go Snails can sleep for up to three months or three years. Go ahead Um, you both have to choose your answer in george. Keep tally. Wait, wait, we're gonna have it We're gonna have seven questions three years three months

Okay, I should know this. I'm a slug, but I'm not I'm not I'm wrong. The answer to that is snails Can sleep up to three years? How many points for bobby? I was too busy writing down names. Who won that one? Bobby. Okay. That's one gilbert. That's one One, what do we what if we choose the same thing? That's fun. But look like now you're up one now you're already ahead So just to choose the same thing as her every time You could do that's a good that's a good strategy

$1,000 didn't whoever's ahead has to go first. Okay. All right. Okay. Here we go Prayer dot prayer your dog prairie dogs kiss to show affection or to identify each other identify each other I go ahead identify each other The answer is identify each other. Wait, hang on sweetie Do you think that if we made out like if I was in a lineup that you would identify my kiss? I would identify yours for sure because you're just like what's so specific. Oh, he's just like Like tonguing down hard European go ahead So that's one zero still house flies buzz and d or f-key

Yeah, try it Try to find it Good D Koala Well, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say F And the answer is F key. Yes

Wow She has to go first next time though. He does. Yeah Question number four. Okay. A honeybee can flap its wings 200 times per second or 400 I'm gonna go with 200 And we're forgetting the the answers must be in the the thing is is 200 the thing is is 400 The thing is is 200 the thing is is the thing is is 200 as well. Yeah, okay And it's a very smart strategy. It is 200 400 is insane. That's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Probably faster than that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know in a second

Yes, that's insane. Number five bats always Turn left or right when leaving a cave. Oh my god. The thing is is what? The thing is is that I'm first night. The thing is this is left You know what I really want to say the same but I want to get ahead So just in case the thing is is right and the answer Goes to bobby. Ah, fuck So I'm gonna head left. The thing is is left. All right

All right guys number six the hashtag symbol is technically called a No rumo gram or an octothorpe The thing is was what the thing is is octothorpe. The thing is is numerogram. Wow Numerogram kalayla's tries to even it up and she does not The thing is is octothorpe bobby wins a point I don't want to spend another one cave. You do not like this We don't we'll have some bonus ones that help. I love puffin A baby puffin is called a poof

Or a puffling the thing is is that what the thing is is that poof the thing is is poof You guys are both wrong the answer is puffly Fuck I had a chance. I get a chance there. All right guys. That is it but You have a chance to show her some grace some evangelical grace right now Yeah, and have one more question And basically that winner takes off. No, it's up to you unless you want I'm up too fucking boy. Oh, you're fucking or you can negotiate stuff and say I will give you a chance if you

I'm just saying just where where are you gonna eat? Can you tell me in advance? Another g I already spent a g All right, how about this I'll risk it all with one question, but the question has to have to do with star track Here's the final question. All right, go ahead multiple choice Uh, no, well, I'll it is but I'll create it in our format. Okay All right final question for the 1g dinner mission star meal. I just smell his asshole. No, no asshole It's up to him. Go ahead once

The name of warf's father Oh, that's impossible. The exactly you said star trek. All right. This is your chance. You have to give us a multiple choice, son It's not it's the same way. The name of warf's father is martock or mowg martock or

mowg the thing is this what the thing is smoke collider The thing is this mowg, but if you tie collider, we can go to another question No collider if you get the thing is this mowg you can tie Then and the answer is the thing is this mowg which brings us to our next question Very good strategy. Yeah, very good. Like he gets it wrong then switch it up But you have to ask the next fucking answer the next star trek go ahead I don't know. These are so hard. Yeah, go ahead. Okay. He's gonna know them all. No, he's not. No, I'm not

He's not here. We go. Here we go. Here we go. This one. I don't think bobby will know He'd be surprised In total How many episodes of star trek? No, stop. Stop. Stop. You can't fucking ask technical questions like that about the show not about What years was the production you said start? I don't know you said start. I'm the champion You you pick a different question about the show man. No, no, no, that's it. That's it Go ahead

No, go that's that's it. I can spit it out. Here's a different question in total How many episodes of star trek the next generation were there? Is it 192? Or 178 the thing is is what the thing is is 192 178 178 the thing is the 178. It looks like Kalilah will be dropping another G That's three. I mean I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I give you a shot, babe. I give you a shot. It's a long day for me Yeah, yeah, yeah

Another G for me, dude. I wonder where I'm going to go providence. What's it called? Providence. Providence. Um, you can go to Thomas Keller What's that? Um, very nice Up there like an hour away. Um, French Laundry, you know what was great that Italian restaurant you took me to in um I looked up the Michelin one in two stars. Look for French Laundry. I'll take you there So this is what was that Italian one that we went to over there by um, Little Canyon Oh, Pacce really good That was a nice meal. These are all the new for the new 2021 mission star. I took you to Cali. That was really good Kelly was amazing. Venekite's great. Yeah. Um, I've been taking papa on just dinners. Yeah. Yeah. La Yachta. What's that?

Oh, that's in an arts district. Oh, I know Inaka. Inaka was in um, chef's table. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of Japanese Yeah, yeah, a lot of Japanese Um, sorry, Kalilah. It's not sorry. Calli Cali. Calli. It's a bad month for me guys. It's a bad month. Um Hey family in the Philippines, you guys aren't getting your stipends this month Uh, there's uh, no one getting their fucking stipends because bobby needs to eat at michelin star No, no, you know what? I'll be honest with you mission. The japanese place you took me to That's gonna cause that's this for this thing because you did the birthday too You did a lot of things who for who for so who paid for my birthday party?

If you're looking at it where we all did oh that you guys all did yeah, so the company did the company Okay, because I was feeling bad about it because that must have been expensive. No, it's a birthday. It's your celebration Did we talk about that? Oh, yeah, but the birthday, right? We haven't told like what oh, yeah You didn't even talk about we haven't talked about even post. Oh, we haven't talked to the birthday part part Oh, it was the most magical party. I could only imagine Magical did you know about the party? Absolutely not were you truly surprised? Yes 100% I thought um you said Well, it's what I didn't know about the um party and then you were like thursday you were like I go

I called you I go strollings in town And then you slightly guys oh, let's go have dinner with them tomorrow at six Right, so that little thing made it seem like it was that she made it up right then or last minute right smart So you wouldn't think anything of it right and then but here's what could have gave it away Was when you said when like the next day I said Gina Gershaw is in town and you're like Oh, I just invite her to the dinner right in my head at split second. It was weird like It's an intimate thing with me you sterling in his girlfriend. You know what I mean?

So, why would you invite Gina right because you were like, oh, she's so great I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, maybe you're right and you were right because she was amazing and we had a blast We should have lost yeah, so I we go to Choson and I go around the corner And I was like I was hit by a train. I couldn't believe I was so delighted Because there you see everyone That I wanted to see at that very moment. No, but I go and I looked at everyone. I was like, um, wow, what a great thing and then um

And then we ate and then the show afterwards was even more magical We all went to that dumb show in Koreatown dumbfounded show And that's where I saw benedict and aquafina and everybody aquafina brought me up on stage And they got a cake for you gotta be cake for me. It was just a really cool night and um I don't know. I uh It was really it really was one of those like so chill perfect evenings. I think It didn't seem forced or anything. What's the matter? Yeah

It was great. Thank you so much. Are you emotional about it? Yeah Yeah, I'm an emotional about it. Yeah, um 50 is a hard one. Hmm. It really is. It's a hard one. It makes it hard I might have a I might be having a midlife crisis In what way? I don't know I feel like you know when um Neil Pert knew Neil Pert is No, you guys know who Neil Pert is don't look it up. No, I'll tell you what he is I don't know what he looks like Neil Pert was a drummer one of the greatest drummers of all time Um, he was the drummer for rush. Oh, yes, of course. Okay, so Neil Pert I love rush

Had a couple of tragedies happen, you know, I think his daughter died and then his um wife died right after that and he Just got I don't ride motorcycles, but he got on his motorcycle and he just drove for four years like The band didn't play

You know, I mean he was the only way they knew where he was was postcards So he'd be like somewhere in South America on his motorcycle and there'd be a postcard from some small little Dinky town, you know, I mean that he's staying at you know, I mean and he didn't um Talked to anybody He just rode into the you know, I mean into the night For four years and the one day He just shows back up Four or five years later and he goes I think I'm ready to play now

Right now. Do you think that that was a crisis or a freeing of his soul? Like that doesn't sound like a crisis. It sounds like a man. I think when they say midlife crisis I don't really agree. I just think that it's like I um I feel like you know, I need you know, I mean to do something drastic almost like you know in terms of my career or you know in just little fantasies that I have of like You know Just riding a motorcycle into a

town What? We're a cowboy hat, you know, you know what I've always with a fellpunkle Suspenders, I've always wanted to just go in an RV with you and the animals and like that'd be fun dive deep into Yeah, America. That'd be fun Something like that though where it's like, you know I'm just you know, I was I was I was in What town was I in I was in?

Wisconsin or one of these I don't know was Wisconsin. I gotta figure out what it was. Sorry. I'll just give me a second I was in either Um, where's wise guys at? Oh, it's salt lake. No, it wasn't salt lake. I think it was somewhere. No, you know what? No, I don't know what it was It was um Omaha, Nebraska I was in Omaha, Nebraska, and I was in this weird Coffee shop right in some mall, but now it wasn't only a mall like the structure And it was hard to find it's like you you have to go down these like viney tunnel

And then like you walked in there and you could tell this coffee shop had been there for like 40 years I mean it was just old and um I just sat there and had a coffee and it looked like I felt like I was in a different time period or You know even country, you know, it felt Different and I remember sitting there for hours. I was writing, you know, and it was just like And the people that would walk in were people that I normally don't see, you know

I mean people from a different era almost Right, and it was almost like really cool. And it was one of those things too It's like they don't know who you are like no one knows who I am Not that I'm famous now like I can still walk around LA. No one knows why that's not true. Are you crazy? But there are some places in LA. I if I go to like korea town people know who I am, you know, I mean, you know I mean different places west hollywood. I'll always get somebody, you know, I mean But like this place was like no, like they would just look at me like I'm just like student Like foreign exchange student or whatever like they don't know

Right, like I could be just like how do I you know make an accent? And they'd be like, oh, where are you from and I could just make up a whole different character. Yeah, and like, you know And it's also, you know, wait, you know They're just like when you order coffee from a place like that. They're just really kind not because you're somebody That's just what they are Right, whereas here it's like sometimes I'll go. I hope the waiter or You know The guy behind the counter recognized me so I get treated nice

Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, it's just one of those things that I'm Um, those are a memory And an experience that I long for, you know But 50 is a big one because you think to start thinking. Oh, Diego Maradona died at 60 Your norm just died at 62, right? And you start thinking Do I have 10 years left? I know, but I mean, you don't know Who knows, right?

But it's like Most of it's gone. That's an obvious. That's a truth Right, most of it's gone. I'm not the healthiest guy in the world. So you just start thinking And they when you're thinking there's not a lot of time left or something about you that's Like what do I want to do ayahuasca or whatever? You know, I mean you start thinking I know I've brought the fucking Did I bring everyone down? Can we tiger belly overseas? That's what I want to do is like in a couple years Just move to some small like Move to someplace overseas do the same thing

But we live in a completely different environment Yeah, if I might move to you know, I might got it. I might got a I think I might have got a job in New York So that's gonna take me there for five months. I mean, we could do tiger belly there Maybe that'll you know, I mean the kind of guests will get It's completely different, right Do you ever think of taking You're seeing yourself taking a sabbatical from all entertainment like those actors They go like like Dave Chappelle like do you see a whole year?

Could you do that without this industry and do everything you talked about? I think I could I think that I could um I want to learn how to bake You know, really? Yeah, let's start with you learning how to cook rice because you're asian. No bake I go rice first. You gotta learn. You gotta learn go for the gold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to learn how to bake I think you'd be great. I want to make clogs I don't know what that is the clogs shoes. Oh my god. When is the um greatest the british bakeoff the new um Are there's two episodes or I already saw I'm behind on everything Yeah, that was the weirdest recommendation after squid game. It was like how about the great british bakeoff?

You know what? It makes sense. You need something to come down. Do you watch that show? Yeah, it's a great show of all time. Yeah, I think I honestly anyone listening right now It's the most wholesome show Ever made they're so positive and I think Why I like it is because I could never be a contestant Because if they don't like mine my gut instinct is to smash everyone else's Yeah, you know I mean flying elbow like yeah, no no no contestant. No mate. I'll go. Yeah. No. All right Hey, jimmy. Let me look at yours and I'll just smash it right and it's like

Chaos cut. But then you have to fight poll hollywood and that guy looks like he can fucking fight Wait, we should get paul hollywood on this show. Oh my god. I want paul hollywood. I want noll fielding. He's like Noll is like a legend. I love no, but noll is really nice. I think bobby could square off with paul hollywood a little bit Oh, yeah, paul would know he would intimidate make the fuck out of me. Yeah with his icy blue eyes He also reminds me of like every a sponsor I've ever had archetype No, he that's the type I get yeah that The formation of a man. Yeah that kind of attitude right and then it's like I end up never calling them

Because they intimidate me, but I always want intimidation. I always want I need a leader in my life I mean a male role. My mom my dad was not there You know, I mean, I need some I need a role model, man Who'd you say is your man? I thought I was a male leader and you're you are the male leader, but Yeah, what would you say who is who would you consider your male? I guess mentor in hollywood That actually like you can tell put time to be like, oh, I'm gonna fucking help you I mean he died There's a couple people that have died

Like carla bow was like that You mean somebody that was like Come over to my house and me and my girlfriend are gonna cook you dinner Like a salmon dinner like that's never happened before Um in regards to you saying you want to bake and that's something that's coming from deep inside you Um in the words of jack johnson Don't don't let your dreams be dreams. I think that it can be a reality And I think they can really I know I'm gonna I know I'm gonna do it because I'm a man that

If I really want to do something I do it Here's what I fear the cleanup I feel like that's gonna just fall on the tough part about it. Yeah jewels clean it You know, it's just powder, right? Was it color? Uh, part of sugar. No flower flower. It's more. You know, there's more than just a flower flower Flower and cement wants to get wet if you don't clear it up. Yeah, there's caramel. There's like there's there's everything sweet. There's sticky things You know, I just I want to go to the store right now and get some stuff to bake Let's start with some. What would you bake first?

Portillo. I know it's closed But you mean by baking stuff at portillo's? No, I just go get that little, you know, I mean, cookie, you know, I mean, it's already dough pre-doughed Let's go to Vaughn's Yeah, yeah, go to Vaughn's It's a great podcast. You're not in a midlife. How was it? I don't think you're in a midlife. How was this podcast? It was good. Um, do we have a question? We have a question, yeah. On hopeful advice with Bobby and Kalyla. This is not an helpful advice, but someone wanted to share a dream with you guys that involved you both. And they would like help interpreting it.

Dear Bobby, Kalyla Gilbert and everyone, I love you. I dreamt that me and my dad visited Bob and Kalyla at your house. Your house had two bathrooms. At one point, I really had to go take a shit. So I went to the bathroom downstairs. It was decorated with crystals and gold and had a very special, calm feeling to it. I thought to myself, this must be a very special bathroom. And it was. Because the next thing I knew, Kalyla came yelling at the bathroom, this is Bobby's special bathroom. No one but him can use it. I sprang from the seat naked and confused. I could hear Bobby's frustrated, sad yelling from the garden. I tried to explain to you guys that I didn't even take a shit before. Kalyla came and stopped me. You believed me eventually.

Then you guys pointed me to the upstairs bathroom and I smiled at the thought that I finally got to take a shit. So I closed the door, sat down and began. But stumbling in my came my dad, who had broken the lock or something and screamed at me that he had to take a shit. That under no circumstances could he use the one downstairs because it was special. But I couldn't get up the middle of, I couldn't get up in the middle of everything. So he just took a shit in his pants right there. Interesting dream. What does this mean? Have we talked about your bathroom on this podcast? Well, for starters, I'll say that we have a very future bathroom.

We have one bathrooms is future. And it's really fucks me up because it's a good one. Like, you know, it's the one where it senses you're approaching. So it turns itself on itself cleaning. So what happens is if I go back to a regular bathroom, I now don't think I have to flush. I look, I look at bathroom, I look at toilets and I wait for the seat to lift up on its own. And I'm there for five minutes and I'm like, gosh, like, why isn't it going up? And that's what happens when you have a future bathroom. Yeah, but you know what is the most dreadful thing is is when you use the bathroom, you specifically write the seats are upright and then you leave.

So what happens is the seat goes down automatically, right? Yeah. And when she leaves, I've done this before where I went to piss and I'm peeing standing up and you see the lid coming down, right? And you have to lift the fucking automatic. Oh, you have to. And you feel like you're breaking it because it doesn't even sense you then. No, because I know, I think because I went in right away after you, they think we're the same person or something. I don't know. It's weird.

Well, you know, what's weird is the fact that you're waiting right in front of me while I'm peeing. Yeah, I need to. It's like a lot right. I need to get out and get in line. But the thing is that we have a panel. It's cool. There's a panel of. And it has like different massage options for like how you want the water temperature to be heat warmth. Yeah, it's a heated seat. Heat seat. I mean, heated seat. Yeah, it's got.

When Bobby and I first moved in here, we must have spent like two hours just like in all of the toilet. I mean, how long do I spray my butthole? 30 minutes. 30 minutes. It just sits there just full blast. I love it. I love it. Spray into his asshole. It feels so good. I don't know what that.

I don't feel good. Okay, we need, yeah. I really don't feel good. Claude, what were you saying about the dream? What was your interpretation? Oh, sorry, guys. Of the. I don't know what to say besides like, I don't know.

Special bathroom. That was the main thing about this is that you guys have a special bathroom that. I'm really just happy that you had such a pleasant dream about visiting our home truly. That's all my feelings. And I don't know. You're welcome anytime, bud. You're welcome anytime. If you're not a creep.

Bro, you got to open invitation right there. Do you guys have any shout outs before we end this? Shout out to me. He said it like, well itching his dick. Shout out to me, baby. They're picking me up at six in the morning. Well, fuck, they won't be if you got the vids. I don't know.

Any shout outs, Claude? To me. There you go. Like a shout out to me. I might need it. Sup. Shout out to me. Shout out.

Shout out to you, Gilbert. Hey, George. Shout out to you. Shout out to Pete. Love Pete. Love Pete. Love Pete. We love you guys so much.

Merchant Fall. Bobby at Bibley Live. Claude at Clamedy K. George at George Underscore. Kimmel at Gilbert at Falls on Tiger Belly. We love you guys. For the last year. She has been here.

Guys, for this last year, we've been doing this singing competition. Yeah. And um. We got amazing submissions. Not only masterpieces. And uh, this is some music from one of the winner winner. Yeah. We have a couple winners.

Yeah. This song is one of the winners. And this song is from one of the winners. That's right. We were truly impressed. And congratulations. Enjoy. Hey, Slut Kingdom.

I'm Jack Champ. And today I'm performing the Tiger Belly song. If you feel like checking out more of my music or anything like that. Here's where you can go. And I'll see you guys in the next one. Thanks. Thanks. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Can I just say this? Podcast be the best one, only 5-2 But the attitude is 10-1, it used to be a wrestler, so better not offend him You might need a doctor if you mistaken him for Ken Jung Bum-Bum, ready to drown, flat-face and painted, you know wrong

Podcasts game strong like a Lala's mom And the theory never slipping like a Lala's mom But you also got the charm and never do no harm They got me freakin' rockin' so I wrote a second song How come Bobby doesn't age? How can that be the case? With the skin routine of takin' bacon burgers to the face Someone gotta tell me, I make it so easy, easy But when I rap like Steve B. Weedie

I'm so slept and I get no deep sleep I go mad like sketchy teeth So hide my head to the fire I say I need no Jeremiah If you ask me what I hear, I say no so trust for fire Raise the roof, dawg Get jiggy with it Yeah, jiggy with it