TigerBelly - Ep 322: Awkwafina & The Care Bear Inside

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

Bobby's car has one bar. Nora takes our chairs. Jules needs keys to represent the family. We talk head and torso police detectives, Korean theatrics, dog magicians, and carport poops. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Did you see me anybody see me open her fucking phone not while I was sitting here now? Thank you so much, and that's why you and I should be detectives. That's a true Yeah, I think that you and I would be honest with each other if we were detectives I highly doubt that he is I would save information. I would save information for myself. So I want the glory He also will flip it on you Detective information that truth It's it's yeah, you know way no what I if I okay if nor and I were lead detectives

I'll say give me the scenario you have early onset dementia Give me the murder scenario and we're detectives. Give me the scenario. That's a cool show though a detective with dementia Okay, here we go. You have a Jane Doe Approximately 15 to 20 color Verna Veronica 15 to 20. Yeah 15 to 20 we think Right, okay. What do you do dispatch? What are you doing? We're in the car. We're getting the call We're driving we're driving right what if we're on separate assignments, and you know, I don't want you want to be together. Oh I call you late at night. No, no, no. So what this is what happens? You're the dispatcher, right?

So call me right we have a Jane Doe Who's this I had to ask because I don't know I need the information she didn't present hers Yeah, yeah out of nowhere. You're gonna say that we have a Jane Doe I'm a cop, right? I just stumbled onto this body by the river. All right, my bad. Yeah, all right, so now I'm calling you I'm calling you're calling me. All right, so you're on the body I'm just just so you know You're already a detective and you don't know who's calling you about a Jane Doe like you're not doing your job very well He calls on your police phone

Oh, yeah, right you want to call you on your personal not only that Nora don't don't you believe that like If I was like above it Right that I gain respect. Uh-huh. Like I don't know who anyone is right. Oh, right, right, right? I know I Know who you are. Yeah, but I pretend that I don't all right. Well, I'm a police. Just get the call going All right, go ahead. You're the chief. Yeah, I'm a chief. All right, go Henrietta, all right. Yeah, I like that. Thank you. Well fucking the ladies needs to get fucking solved. She's dead Okay, listen, yeah, she only has a torso. What what I'm not going We don't do torso, you know, you don't do torso. I do I'm I do that's why I called you. That's why we balance to the

That's strictly had he's strictly torso. We don't torso. Oh, fuck. I gotta call that fucking bastard Nora And then you go chief go ahead. Oh, what am I calling you're All right, I gotta call fucking Nora We'll do your thing then I just hung up. There's more information. That's it. First. I gotta see if you're available. Well, I'm I feel like I'm on like sabbatical Yeah, and I'm like, you know, I don't you know, I'm not doing this anymore, but I'm not doing it anymore Yeah, yeah, or can we make yours more like the Mel Gibson from?

Lethal weapon where you live in a trailer Like you drink you have a dog. You live in a trailer. Maybe an iPad like you're jaded. Yeah I live in like I live in like Vancouver Seattle like northern Seattle very moody detective weather, right? Yeah, so what is that Puget Sound? Yeah. Yeah, though the I'm taking courses at the University of Puget Sound Yes. Yeah, what are you really marine biology? Are you really? No? She doesn't she wants to get out of the police with her fucking schedule. She has time to go to Nora, but what's What's a punic sound?

It's out because Kesha went to the Galapagos to study who the fuck is Kesha I just found out about who Travis Scott is Oh, let's move on. I think that's appropriate. That's appropriate, but I didn't know who he was. Yeah, so that's a good thing Yeah, you learned. Okay. Good. Thank you so much. So I called Nora Timber. Okay, right. All right, so Ring ring. Oh Yeah, what? It's me You got angry

Montgomery Oh, it's me Montgomery. Henrietta just called you Ward. You just heard from Henrietta or what? What? What? Did you just hear from Henrietta? Yeah, I did. How'd you know? Every time I call you I talked to Henrietta. She called me. Oh, fuck bitch. Yeah, that fucking bitch chief we had. She went from a dispatcher to a field cop, dude, now the chief of the entire bitch. She did that in fucking one minute She changed herself from receptionist. Anyway, let's move on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right So, you know you're good with torsos, right? Yeah, I've got my no she's no no she's no torso. You're strictly torso. She's strictly head

Why would I call her if fucking the fuck this? Finish it. That's the point. Okay. Fly down. I Don't think I can finish this thing man Come on come on No, her name Henrietta I told you early onset dementia Francois what's his name? What's her name? You can call me Francois Francois. All right come on Francois Please remember the severed head case that I helped you with

Yeah, good. I'm good with severed cases ahead. Yeah, right. Remember. I told you that the Elaceration marks on the neck couldn't come from a you know song. That's right Remember, and you're like, oh, yeah, I can't come from a saw bit A different knife demonstration Right in court. I had to go all the way to Seattle, right? It's been four days in that fucking courtroom, right? Well, this saturated blaine has this may 1976 and the couldn't cause the your last ratio You know, they make right pretty good, right? Yeah, and so would you help me? You know, I really don't want to but I love coming out. Yes. Okay, so this is how I would cheat

Okay, all right. We go to the crime scene, right? And I see a Titty No, not a male titty. Oh female titty nipple Underneath the couch the body's there. Okay, I would take my river bed. Is it in the river? Yeah, we said it's a river bed Let me ask you this Are there abandoned couches by riverbeds? It can be la river. I've seen it. Let's not even question if it's a hangout spot One of those late night when they do racing when the punk rock kids go and they go to that spot and they have the Trace is that we yeah, and they like work on their friendships

So what I would do is I would see the I the nipple and I would take my plastic, you know, I would take my plastic I have the nipple and I would take my plastic. You know, they have the plastic bag. Yeah What's that I'm putting up sneaking the plastic bag underneath the thing so I can grab the eyeball I was thinking because I want evidence not tell Nora about it so that when I have to present it I can look like I know more than her. That is some Fox Mulder Exactly what Mulder would do to skill that is like he would totally just get her in so much more trouble by abducting a stray nipple Did you get that Montgomery It is gonna kill you. I know yeah, you know how mad you'd be if I presented it. How mad would you be?

If it was against protocol I'd be mad, okay, let's go back to introducing you and yeah, yeah I don't know why we started that was our cold over. I love it. Yeah, I love that a lot. Yeah, so go ahead Three two Hello everybody Whoo, how many episodes is this Gil dude, I think we're over 320 my god What a voyage and you know, we don't get people back here often, you know, no sometimes people are one and done the harsh If you're listening right now and you would did our podcast one time you'll come back. You're coming. You're coming

I don't want to be But this young talent that we have can I say that sure I love that pretty good, huh? Yeah, did make you feel good Yeah, I did. Yes. Yes, this young fresh talent. Thank you with a new voice Dynanus is a dynamic dynamic. Wow, right? She um, I Think when she did our podcast before we did it in the apartment. Yes. Yeah, it was before Crazy rich Asians. It was right. This is before the gigantic wave that she's gonna mean surfing on right? It was a while ago. Yeah, right and this is what you don't realize this Nora

Like an emotional no, don't Bobby don't not don't What you don't realize is the honor Because you made it Big and you came back to the roots to help us out and That's how I'm seeing this event. Okay. Yeah, so goddamn it Call me Montgomery You know what also another the brother can I say something else brother?

During my birthday party Okay, when I saw you at what's his name? You said you loved him. You literally said he was your favorite person But um, you know when I went to a show and I saw you there You said a couple of I was really depressed. I came back in the party. I felt good about that But in general, I was depressed and you said some real nice things to me and I really appreciate you brought some Interesting people to the show. You did too. You did too. You would I bring Gina Gershaw. I Think she would if if if you let her she might do love to you. She loves you that much I love Gina Gershaw. I mean I grew up watching her movies like crazy me too. Yeah

I'm a huge fan of hers huge fan. So talented. Don't you love it when you? Meet somebody that you were a fan of Yeah, they meet your expectation like like meet your heroes, you know what I mean? Yeah, meet you're one of those Yeah, you're a hero that when you meet it exceeds if not me Yeah, all right succeeds it's nice But I don't like okay. I brought Gina Gershaw, but then you also you bar out Be like Benedict, you know like he's the our main one of our maids. He's one of our main superheroes. Yeah, yeah, right Yes, why don't bring you didn't bring Shang-Chi. Did you?

No, he was not there that night. No, I wouldn't be something. Yeah, I'm sure he'd love to meet is he good powerful You guys actually met At my Thanksgiving what but you didn't we did he wasn't Shang-Chi yet. Oh What do you have like a all Asian out thanks? Sorry Yeah, he just he first moved here He didn't have anywhere to go for Thanksgiving and his manager brought him to my place

Why didn't you say that he could have been a power though? Hey, this Asian guy will be a superhero. Yeah, if he would have said that that I would have been like, you know Then you would have come you were chill. Oh Oh, he was good guy. Yeah, you didn't big time him. He didn't you didn't thank God I don't know. I don't big time anybody. No, you big time people. What does that mean? I'll tell you Okay. Yeah, let's suppose you're in a hotel. Uh-huh Which you're in a lot, right? Yeah, you're in London in London lately. Oh, yeah, right? Yes, you stay at a hotel when you're in London or a house

Sometimes a hotel. Let's just go with the hotel. Okay. Okay. Yeah, because the other way it won't work Okay, so we have to go because I don't want to be like in my house That'll be what you call the cops. Yeah, right. So we're not in the house. We're in the hotel You're in you just get off that you're gonna get some coffee, right? And you can see 30 High school kids. Oh, they are you and They all you could see them always spring Right, you can tell you know, there's always one high school guy. That's like I'm the brave one

Like I'll just look at his friends and go check this out. Oh, so you get something, you know, man Yeah, and he walks up and you know that once he opens the floodgates you have to do 30 pictures Sure. Sure. Do you do the 30? Yes, yeah, probably you too you would do no you wouldn't Yeah, you know, I I don't know what it is. I think um It's a very circumstantial if I like try to rush out of something like that, you know, like because generally if I'm just being caught It's like kind of it's like, you know, it's I'm gonna get caught What do you mean?

Like it's like if there was a crowd and I'd rather go out taking the pictures than going out with them being like Wow, she was such a bitch, you know, right, right, right? Yeah, so it's not it's it's actually doesn't like take a lot from me to do I mean, I if you like me, I don't mind it. But yeah, yeah, I totally see what you mean I think that some like I'm Definitely around some people that get like Swarmed and and they and they really can't leave a space, you know, yeah Yeah, yeah, because I would I don't want to I don't make fun of me cuz I because I feel like it's me Whoa, that's what I'm saying, but it's like, you know Sunday

I shot that scene with Sarah Jessica Parker in Manhattan. Oh shit Oh, yeah, and the city stopped She's legend. It's like traffic and then now I have to do this difficult dialogue crossing the street, right where there's Thousands of people on each corner taking photos of pop rocks out of nowhere, right? Yeah, and I looked at her and I go I don't think I can do this right? Really so much pressure. I mean you perform to like It's your partner Okay, you know you can do it. I get it. I get the fervor. I get it with a torso. Oh, you're so sorry torso. Sorry

It's okay. You can eat. It's not the same. It's not the same. We get it. It's yeah It's why do Koreans do that what zero to one hundred and one point five seconds theatrics Korean theatrics, you know Yeah, but culturally we do it too. It's like even if I watch any Korean movie It's always mumble mumble mumble scream mumble mumble scream because our emotions are fluid Mmm, and Yeah, we connect them all So what you know Koreans are extra-feelers like in Star Trek next generation we'd be beta beta zoid Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean Troy, you know, what do I know it's do

It just makes me upset that no one knows what Star Trek next are they not as good as like alpha zoids I don't know beta zoids is a brace of people that can feel other people's feeling empaths. Oh They're empaths. Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah, so in the show they're empaths. They're like an MBTI army, right? Yeah, yeah, and so um when I'm feeling right like right now I'm feeling And I feel content Yeah, hungry, right? So I'm feeling this right now. Now if I feel anger I it just bleeds into that feeling but there's anger just come out of nowhere. Yes, and it just sticks its head out. Yeah Because my dad used to scream at people

Yeah, we he called. I mean he swung a golf club Too big like I think they're Mexicans, but right he went hey He took a fucking golf club and started swinging at them. I remember being in the corpse scared So it's like damn. I don't want to do that in public. Sure. You didn't I don't think that I was fine You still came at a At a COVID save Korean theater You weren't in danger. I mean I looked at your eyes. No, right? You're calling you're causing drama No, no, I was watching out. She's looking out. Oh, yeah, I apologize for that

I come from a screamy household. What Chinese people don't have that? Um, I Don't know if it's the same like what you're talking about with Koreans like with the mumble mumble And then and then but I feel like there there's a distinct separation between like when it's like it's like normal And then they're just like pissed. Like I feel like you have to get there You have to say like I never liked you dad Go like crazy. Yeah, do you ever say that to your dad when I was really young once I was like dad I love you, but I don't like you. Oh, yeah. What was his reaction? He was he got upset. He was upset. Oh my god He was it was like oh, you know, you know, you don't have to like like that kind of thing

Yeah, because if I said that to my dad You know dad, I love you, but I don't like you the first thing I would hear is That's my conscious going off. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know how like a android or whatever when they get shut off. I see that in my eye. Yeah, right Oh, right, right, and then maybe Two or three hours later. I wake up And I think I'm laying there. I have a black eye. Oh I do like that's how I learned

Your dad was never violent Not past a certain age. I mean not violent. I think he was definitely disciplinary in yeah Yeah, I would tell my mom I loved her and she still punched me in the mouth. Oh, oh Oh, yeah, but yeah, I'm so sorry, babe. Yeah, that sucks You should have what you feel that Yeah, yeah, I know it makes you the type person you are cognizant, right? Yeah of Looming dangers. Yeah I'm always like bracing and yeah, yeah for that change and

You never know when a backhand is around the corner. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, I'm skittish Yeah, but you can always tell when somebody was raised good. I think that can you or no, um, I Can tell when someone's been raised has never been hit. Mm-hmm like violently They're a little bit more like less skittish like when I look at George Kimmel I'm like, oh there was love and stability and like kindness. I could tell that too. Oh, yeah He's very even keeled. He doesn't have a lot of like really terrible days throughout the year. Is this true? Oh Yeah, okay, good. He's a happy guy. Yeah, he's just a type of guy that I can call him and I've done this before 24-7. Oh, I feel like an ass off saying this

Say it No matter what he's doing, I'll just go I need yellow American spirits He's like I'm helping my child and he's out on the other side of town in a couple hours late Built yellow American spirits outside my house. Wow That's amazing. Oh You keep extras. You should just get a carton. That's what you do. Oh You didn't know that I didn't know he did that that you thought he'd do it. Oh, you thought he would go to the store every time Interesting so it doesn't feel as good. He learned tactics

He went to Costco and got a bunch of I know but no cases That's thinking smart. That's thinking smart and working smart. You know, that's right. That's good But I've always thought that Nora had good upbringing. Oh, he's a nice. You know, he's just a nice person, you know in fact all the Asians For the most part in the business aren't really nice, right? Yeah, I don't I think when you're doing your life's work that you love and you're surrounded by cool people There's no reason not to be Not nice. Yeah, I also think that maybe like the way that the different upbringings like I feel like there's there's something shitty about

You can find in any upbringing, you know, I mean, yeah Well kids are sensitive, right? We're learning about I feel like you fight your nature a lot Like your nature is a very like tenderhearted. Oh like kind Soft being but then he he really latches on to chaos and self-destruction a lot You fight your nature Can I be both I Wish you were he would you know, you want to be the big bully to George, but you're not you just aren't yeah You want to be viewed as this guy who asks for, you know, who feels joy thinking about George driving 12 miles to get American spirit

You know yellow American spirits you want to be perceived that way, but when you're at home, you're just a little care bear I'm curious bear. Yeah Yeah, I'm all the bear. I'm the carriers bear. Yeah. Yeah And the thing is is that are you saying that when I call George and say get me cigarettes That I'm not feeling any kind of power leverage of that, but I'm trying to fake it I don't I truly think that you want to be something that you're not Like whoa his face is broken it will take a second You know, it's like you're maybe you're right

You're new New Zealand's just in the on the inside, but you're you're trying to be Hitler on the outside. Wow Yeah, I don't want to be Hitler. I don't want to be Hitler It doesn't feel right. It feels wrong. It should feel very wrong. That's like That's that might be like toxic Masculinity, I think it's a Napoleon complex Go keep going Short round, but I've you know, I've had a lot of negative stuff. Why don't you keep going? That's a good thing Napoleon complex fat. What else?

What else little angry little man, huh? Want to get his vengeance on the world? It's angry little elf. Oh, I'm not even fucking human Bitch, I'm not even human in that Oh, you're so cute and soft. Stop. Just be that I think I'm gonna you know what I think you just changed me Okay, how I think I'm just gonna be that be that Bobby. You're the kindest person. I know what's up Did you meet Nora Aquafina? How are you? Hi, it's my niece. Oh, that's just a podcast with no idea what's going on. Nice. Let me ask you

Is that what you're gonna wear to do Jeremiah's podcast? Yeah, you're in pajamas. All right, cool Come on in. Come on in for a second. I need to talk to you about something. She's standing in the middle of the fucking room She's in a podcast. Yeah. Yeah Number one. I've been gone for three weeks when I saw you today I know but you I know but I want a hug. Yeah, but you didn't greet her happy birthday. Oh Oh my god Give her the keys. Give her the keys. I don't have them. You better stand in the middle. Oh, they're right here. Do you want these? One last thing though. One last thing. One last thing. You have you been using the car? All right

I Know when I went into the car earlier, right? What did the thing say? One It wasn't her. I can actually tell you it wasn't her. You know, it was Mary Ann She took the car for three days and didn't fill it back up. Wait, wait, wait Fuck face. Mary Ann took my car for three days. Yeah, she took her daughter to disneyland though. Be nice. Oh disneyland Oh No

One last thing one last thing one last thing right you represent the family you kill it on the podcast It's a franchise, baby All right, you're gonna kill it. Don't make me look like a fool by jules drive safe. That's hilarious That's what I'm talking about. I wasn't gentle there. No, you weren't I went against my nature. Yeah, but you love her so deeply Yeah, so you you read gas From like one what does one mean? One bar of gas One bar of gas of gold. No gas of gas. So it's like

It's like the equivalent of like one bar of like a phone Yes, yes, yes, that's not equivalent. No, I disagree. No, don't have to do not do that Just because she's you know, that's exactly like it. It's like, uh, don't do that. You're wrong. You're absolutely wrong It's not there's six bars. Okay. Okay. It's not the same guy, right eight bars. How many miles is one bar? Here's the deal, dude My brother and I Five years ago rented a car a lincoln Okay

We were driving, you know, la sienna go you guys live in la now la sienna go You know when you go to la sienna go boulevard and it turns in the sunset. Yeah, you know exactly where that But how steep is la sienna go boulevard there? It's pretty steep, huh? Fucking steep as fuck. Would you say yes? Yes, okay So one day on a friday five o'clock I was going up that fucking road It was raining and friday clock at five o'clock in that road is the worst traffic On planet earth. Yeah, and I ran out of gas there while it was raining. Oh my god. Imagine what I call stevie with stevie Uh, right him and I had gasoline all over our body because we didn't know how to open the fucking thing

So when we would pour it in the car, it would go on on our body. Oh my god We did not use the funnel siphoning it Oh my god, and people were like fuck you like driving by going Fuck you and I'm like a sider on it. You know what I mean? So a doorman named steven fury drove by he's no longer a doorman. He's a legitimate. He's a legitimate comedian But back then he was I feel like I made him So throw that out there, but um, he made you from this experience saved your ass

Yeah, so he's like I'm steven. I'm a doorman. I'll go get so he went and got gas. He did it for us. We drove away and he opened for me Wow. Yeah, but my point is ever since then Even if it's a bar norah I get scared that I'm gonna get run out. I'm gonna run out again. Don't you don't get scared? Um, I've been so poor that I've been on E So much that I know exactly. Oh, yeah, because it's like I put exactly five dollars in just to get to class

So I'm always hovering on e so I know exactly how many miles I have on my old camry There's always a dude that's like now after that's 25 miles you get 25 25 mile guys Yes, I feel like that's true because they can't they're not gonna leave us like that Yeah, they can't leave us like On a Prius you have at least like 60 miles. That's like a hundred thousand miles after I don't know that I've been telling you for eight years. I don't like it. I just don't like it. I don't like the fear Right. Yeah, leave me two three two three bars The worst is when you're like, I don't mean if you've been to new york like the i-87 and you're driving like in the middle of the night

It between like 30 mile exits and you don't know if we can get gas next. That's when it hits Oh That's probably the worst. Yeah, and then you go on your google maps or whatever, right? And then you you could it's so far away from where you are Yeah, that's scary. I can't do that. That's I feel the anxiety too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Does your car make a noise or? I have yes. Yes, it does. What do you have a what? No, I it does make a noise an electric car probably doesn't need gas I know It's a people have a tesla. Yeah, I have friends have teslas. Yeah, I thought you were talking about a tesla earlier

I didn't wasn't I can't afford it For the special people you have a tesla. What does the tesla do? I didn't roll up here to tesla. No, I don't have you have more than one car Yes, you have five cars So what's doing well, that's all no, let me ask you this nor I don't know. I mean Because you know We've seen each other the last couple years. Yeah, but your life has changed dramatically Would you say or no? I mean

Since we last don't listen a lot. I mean, no since the last time you did tiger belly To now, right? You would you say that your life has changed dramatically? I wouldn't say dramatically, but I'd say I've changed and I think certain circumstances in my life have changed. Yeah. Yeah and how was I mean Dealing with it. I have you been good about it healthy about it or is it been stressful? Um, I think it's been stressful. Like I feel like uh, but I I realized a couple things that like depression and like anxiety Is a ghost that just comes to haunt you in different faces in your life, you know

And I feel like sometimes my brain searches for things to go wrong and You know what I mean? Yeah, so it's like as long as it's as long as I know that it's that then Yeah, but I try and I also try not to get too carried away. I think like I Remember what it was like to be really broke and I remember what it was like to just be happy to Be anywhere, you know what I mean? So like that hasn't escaped me. Yeah, I think it's important I don't want to say his name. I'm not gonna say his name, but I know a guy That made it at 15 Right. He never had a day job. Yeah, all right. Yeah, and

he's He's kind of a dick Like I have to admit. I mean, you know, you're saying that I'm a sensitive guy. I'm a nice guy. That's this guy's a fucking asshole like legitimate like What and I like I want to look in his face and go you're a fucking ass You know what I mean, but I'd never do it because he's big It's like a physically big guy. So you'd smash me, you know, I mean, and I don't get smashed in the face You know, I mean my point is is that he never had a day job

You and I what's the worst job you had day job? worst uh I Maybe an air conditioning company or something like that. You worked at an air conditioning company. Mm-hmm doing what? I don't know what I was doing There's like this show called rockos modern life where there was you ever seen that, you know conglomerate his neighbors Uh, I forget what they were. They're like frogs frogs. Think frogs. Yeah This one he just enters in numbers

There's like a stack of papers and you enter in numbers and you just over and over again and the stack gets little or that's what I was doing Oh my gosh, that's that seems miserable. Yeah. Are you in a room? Yeah, like a room with other people. Yeah, or you're are you in cubicles like they see in the movies? No, no, no I've never seen those in real life. I think a snail. Oh, yeah Oh, are they called the what are they called again the fat heads? I don't remember Wow, yeah, so when you're doing this all day and then finally, you know, I mean you're doing what you love doing and you're making a little money you mean Yeah, you can remember

Yeah, yeah, and you also I think you also just remember what it's like to just you know um Just be treated like with shit all the like shit all the time, you know Yeah, like just being yelled at and stuff like that I know by customers. I know you ever feel like um We've talked to a couple friends like do you ever feel as though like who you are? Let's say five years ago Has been like stifled a little bit or you have to be you have to present a different way in a more appropriate way

I think Yeah, sure. I think your authentic self will always exist within you I think where and in the healthy conditions of of expanding that authentic self I think can be stifled by certain aspects of this industry like which is um, you know, you just you just kind of want to like Maintain a sense of self when when I think your sense of self and your perception of self is being is being different All around right all the time. So it's like um

Yeah, I yeah, that's really interesting. I sometimes feel like if I When I was working when I was taking the subway all the time when I was going to school in the city And like when I was hanging out with my friends, you know doing Bi by ob restaurants and things like that like I there was a Kind of a part of the zeitgeist that I felt I If there was material for anything like I feel like that was very rich in material because you're you're observing things from like Like a very like linear standpoint of like you're part of the culture I feel like when you have don't have a day job and you're in your house all day

Which I do when I'm off like you you're not part of the of any zeitgeist. You're not a part of any Moving thing and I think that if feeling a stifling and then I do get this fear that like um My mindset will be trapped into that of an immature 20-something year old Which I still feel like I I like come back to that In a mature person, but like Uh, I don't want to feel trapped in that person. Yeah, like I want to think I can grow. Yeah Well, you know when I was a younger comic and I would talk with bigger comics and I go, um

Well, I can't I have to work at a club and you know, I can't eat you know this and that right and I go I would go you guys must be so happy But no, we don't you know me definitely Yeah, yeah, like I feel like there's all yeah for sure like when I was first coming up I would meet people and I'd be like dude You're you're like living the dream and yeah, just like you don't want to live my dream And I said this like the best days I think of my career in terms of the excitement And and not to say that I don't feel excited now. I do it's different

It's like waiting for something to happen But also living within whatever means that that was as as long as I can make $500 a month for my rent Like I'm good Yeah, that's that's another thing that you're saying that I agree with which is when you're younger and you're in this business And you get a big job out of nowhere, right? That feeling you can't beat it. No, right? It's the best. It's the best feeling you're like who's in it Yeah, but what's going on? There's this pressure also because it's you know, it's a big job and you know, it's out of your league

So you could just step in do it. You don't your mind isn't even about owning it and succeeding Right. It's just like just do it and don't don't like die in the process. No, my thoughts always just get I see This is my internal dialogue Say your fucking lines get through it. You're fine. You're fine. You know what you're doing. They don't see through you You mean you belong here and I have to do these like Mental exercises to my you're fine. You fucked up and lines fine. Everyone fucks it. I had if I fuck up on a line I want to go like this I don't want to sit and do it now

But this is my gut reaction. Okay, you could do it. Give me a line Oh, harry. It's gonna be here tomorrow. Harry. It's gonna be here. I'm gonna have fuck. Oh, yeah That's my gut It's okay. A lot of people do that by the way. I know I did I find I've done that I know it's so hard not to but it freaks people out. No, I don't think it does no Okay, here's what you need to know about They sorry they have seen everything. All right, they've seen everything. So like that's just they just know that that's your way of Doing it and also the more endearing vulnerable

Cute part is that you care, right? So it's not like you're fucking up the line and you're like, I'm gonna fuck up the line And I'm not I don't even care. Yeah, but you're you're there's a process going on anything I think that they just don't want you to think too much and be too Messed up by it because you know, I mean no one wants to see that No, I don't think that they think you they're freaking out and they think that you're weird I think that they if anything, it's cute. Yeah, and dumb Literally gave me these exact chairs I'm sorry to call him out. I don't want to call him out. It's just fighting

Just biting and biting. No, they're they're blue, but they're exact Fucking snake fuck. You loved him at one point. No, he Korean fuck. You loved him, man. Wow You loved him at one point earlier today earlier today. Not any better. Um dumb found it Yeah, tell him I'm sorry dumb dumb. I'm sorry I know I know that I'm more artistic than you I know that my visual color stylings and um, well, well, I'll just say though

They're green and pink it it it's a little better than ours If I had thought of that Okay, well what you what? What you're doing right now. I what you're doing right now. I love green and peach together. It's a great combo That's gonna be a tough one to it's a wrong. Whatever you're doing. I was wrong It's the wrong thing. I don't know what else to say to you. It's the wrong thing. Let me go back to dumb now dumb You rat fuck right? I know that you're the way you walk is like kind of like mine. Oh, oh, yeah a little bit If you look at if you look at him walk

If you close your eyes You close your eyes and your ears No, but from afar if you see me and dumbfounded walking on a prairie Right from afar, right? You have binoculars All right, imagine you two But not you're at prairie. You see me dumb walking across, right? You can see your head through the reeds And you'd be in a waddle. It's so cute Oh, sweetie. Oh my god, it's fun

It's fun. We just need a tip of this beanie through the grass. That's fun That's fun stuff, but I would see it literally moving in the same silhouette Anyway, you stole that from me. Um, secondly, you stole my the color design of our podcast Right and now fuck face what you're doing Is you're looking at furniture of ours because you know, it's good furniture And you're going wow, you know, I mean, but he gave them to me. He's not using them That even hurts more What you're saying to me gifting people your style. No, what he's doing is he orders stuff

Right stuff that we have. Yeah, he tries it at home And he looks at and goes this is junk Right. I'm gonna give this away to Nora. Is that what he's doing? Yeah That's exactly What you fucking Korean rat You're a Korean rat, dude. And you know what dude, we'll work together, but I don't know man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you fucked up There's something that broke. Yeah. Yeah

Anyway, um You know, wherever we go, Nora, we take ourselves with us. Yeah So now no matter what is going on in your life You think you can fantasize and go if I made this money or if I did this or this, you know at the end of the day you generally Feel the same. Oh, totally. I think I feel sadder today than I ever have my whole life. Why? I don't know. She feels she's depressed. I'm super depressed right now. Yeah It's more than that. Yeah, you're gonna cry right now. No, I'm not gonna cry

I want you to cry but I I I go through big like ups and down ups and downs This is right on time. I think usually November is when it starts for me Do you find that it's oh, so it's a seasonal you feel like it can be I have a bipolar too So my mania is not high, but my depression is real long. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like my I have like a cyclical aspects to my mood that I'm starting to notice now like a monthly aspect to my mood Yeah, I feel like I go between like really angry and like

Like overconfident in like in not a lit way. Yeah, and and just like whatever like and then and then like really fragile too Like whatever and then to like actual fragile sad Well, I call those days the angry and confident and I call those Um, my sister and I call those the Rony days the testosterone II days where it's like closer to your periods your estrogen is completely depleted I feel like an asshole of a dude Right. Yeah, like I just want to like eat all the yeah. Yeah. Yeah nachos and stuff Yeah

Yeah, and then I get like kind of like scared Like it devolves into like paranoia. I guess is that like I Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I go through all you smoke weed. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah a lot Um Not like not not as much as when I was younger younger. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think that it inhibits paranoia or I think people that have been doing it for a very long time. Yeah, right are used to it. Yeah I know dudes that smoke weed and can act

Like be completely high and go on a movie set and kill it. Oh, yeah, I'm not that I can't do that Would you be able to do that? Uh Not well. No, I think I I would get too much in my head. Yeah. Yeah. Let me ask you this Would you get high let's say because sometimes like just let me hear you out Sometimes, you know, the next two scenes you don't have any line. Oh, so like vacation scenes When I'm just crossing us Or some days they make you do like a thing where you're the reverse

So you just have to say one line to you know, I mean, right, right? So you're just standing there, right? Would you get high for that? If I was going to get high in any in any scenario, probably yeah, yeah, like a hand insert Yeah, would you think there's some high guy would be like see your hands in a movie and go like, oh Even for hand insert high and non-high hand insert. All right, so probably um, I don't know how to do this But let me try. Okay. Yeah, let me try. That's your camera. Right. Yeah. All right. So um, a normal insert would be Like this. Okay. What are you doing too by the way? What I'm coming and just and just like turn off the just so it's a little music box

So you have to come into the box and then I've never seen a music box before. That's big like this. Oh, I see with those little things. Yeah, just one round though Or one round one round. Yeah, the props guy is angry. All right So yeah, so don't test them. Yeah Yeah, because they always make you give you in a conversation like dude, you know, there's only one of these man So it's like you gotta be with a man And it's super fragile multi-million dollar fucking movie. You can't get more than one. It's the personal property of our executive producing Great grandma. Yeah. Yeah. It's from Egypt dude 17th century and you're like music box from Egypt

So, um, this is how I do it. Um normal, right? Okay. I'm not gonna get this right because I take longest with insert shots Really? Yeah, there was one scene where I was in Hawaii last week What? It takes six hours I'll tell you why because there was a scene where I was running. I was doing macro I was running on the hallway And some guy grabs me from running this way. So I'm running this way the camera's here and he Throws me against the wall

Right and he goes full force I get kind of knocked back. Is a stunt. He's kind of a stunt, right? And I have to know he's got a gun in my face Like this. Oh, oh, and I have to intercepts you. Right. Right. And I had to take a phone from my jacket In like three seconds And put it in his fucking pocket, which is fucking like I don't know where it is because it's one of those Felti jackets. Oh, no. Well, you don't know what the opening is. It's like one of those Uniqlo finance I'ma get so well like there's being lifted up and

Cut it's gotta be quicker, Bob. I know I can't find a fucking pocket Why do those shots have to be practical is they don't have to be practical. What do you mean? Like they could cut away and do that separate Okay, exactly man. Yeah, I I agree. I'm I'm on your side. Yeah It's like It's like get closer

So that we don't have to do the run and the and the slam, right? It's just gonna bulk up the scene, right? And then I remember one time one of the um wardrobe people Took his two fingers and opened the pocket up I don't like that. So that I know so that I know so I can get the fucking the phone in quicker And the director goes no man Put the pocket back against the thing, right? And I'm like

I can't see it Like he did that So like you look in the pocket is now being propped up. Oh, no Oh, no, that's when the prop guy gets see that see that's George Why did you do that? Why did you do that? Man, you're the star sit down Thanks, George. That's um spray. We're hand inserts, please. Oh, yeah. So what's uh, my bad standard one wind. So, um

Wait one one say action. Yeah one one I gotta put my hands. Can I put my hands in the front guy is literally here and he's like chewing nicorette Right here. And he's like, let's go. Come on. Make me proud. So go ahead back to one background rolling and action Wow, wow, that was good, dude You you should be real. Are you being real right? Yeah, you you you really good at like, I guess it's pantomime Are you good at pantomime? That was really good. I feel like it wasn't good and I feel like you're just trying to give me a no that was really good All right, all right, so let's go. Hi. Yeah, everyone take a quick lunch and uh, don't smoke before this kind of

Oh, yeah, no with a warning too. All right. Don't hybrid don't smoke Like out of what a bong you take a bong rip or I did six bong rips I did six bong rips three right with tequila in the bong Yeah, right and a bunch of it went into your mouth if you like overfill Yeah, so I just six and I'm like then I have to do the things we're doing the insert today Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, we gotta do. I mean it's moving around dude. We got 86 77 So you got to come in right now and do it. Oh, don't you hate when they do that? Uh, yeah We have to do it in five minutes this monologue. We're losing life

So here we go Background rolling take five action What the fuck's he doing? Oh my god, what the fuck's he doing? What's wrong with his fucking hands? His wrist is broken What the fuck is it? What kind of wine? That's higher That's that's rough. What do you mean? That's rough that you're opening a box. You have loose loose wrists. No, I have carpal tunnel on both hands You do no only only inflamed when I take six bong rips Yeah, it's what he did the normal so good with a carpal tunnel. Yeah, yeah, yeah

But um, yeah, I hate those I hate insides. I would be hesitant So what I do a lot that I think drives people crazy is I'll go in and I'll be like, sorry I'm gonna do it again and I'll cut myself off even and then sometimes they'll be like don't cut yourself off because that was good And you cut yourself off and then I'm like, well, I'm double idiot then Yeah, do you ever argue with a director about how good you are? No, just no I feel like you again arguments because you're so good. It's like I was shit. You were so good bobby. You won't believe it No, I mean saying they give you a note that you don't agree with I don't argue. No

Well, like give an example of like an art. Well, you don't have to do a real life one, but no, I'm gonna give a real life No, no real life. No, you don't have don't give a real life. Well. Yeah, it's something. Give a hypothetical hypothetical one But that's similar to the real life experience. Yes. All right. It's summer. Yeah, don't use names So he goes this guy goes There was a line somebody had right and um, I had a line afterwards But in my head, I'm like, it's so much funnier if if you say the line Interrupting him so he has to stop sure isn't this specific thing So I do it one time that way during rehearsal and it gets a laugh from video village for sure. Oh, yeah

my choice All right Action do it again Director goes cut. He comes up to me. He goes leave like a gap though What gap between the his line Wait 20 seconds and then say your fucking line. Did he let you have one in the can where you know? It wasn't even the can yet, right? It wasn't the can it was no because I was a rehearsal and I did it. So I go I'm telling you right now, dude. I this is how I talk. Oh, man. I respect you

Big time director But what your big time director? Oh Thank you for so much for the job No, I'll just be like dude like I'm telling you right now. It's just funnier this way. Yeah, and then I just didn't I think I just did it that way You you didn't his way. I didn't do it his way. I feel like this person. What a friend I know him. What did he say? Did he he and he just gave up

He just never said anything because I promise you you would never do this with Oh, yeah Yeah, there's certain Yeah Yeah, had you directed you anything? No. No, I have he's a screamer Oh, yeah No, like he broke his soul. He broke my heart I broke your heart. Hey. Oh, why is the sides in your hand? Oh, I go. I just you guys. Oh god

We pay these fucking actors all this fucking money can't fucking memorize her. Wow Right, and you're just like I'll drop it. You guys are friends though. Yeah took a photo. Oh, you guys are like best friends No, this is what happened I was sitting there going I'm never gonna do show again He was sitting there. I was crying right that was me on a phone right there that he had just called me crying Yeah, yeah, and he sits next to me And he's one of those white dudes that everything that comes out of his mouth is asian Oh, I did a tour and laos

Just out of nowhere and you're just as an asian guy you have to you know me You have to kind of pander to it. Yeah, all right. So you go. Oh, yeah, laos crazy. Love it. Yeah I mean I to your people and then they'll put you in it. Your people are just a spiritual people You know what I mean? Yeah, dude, I watch regular shit like I know what's going on political. You can bring up anything You mean not like he's I remember the plane ride I had one of this white guy goes He looks at me and he goes this random white guy goes my daughter loves hello kitty. Oh my god I didn't invent it

It allows you I mean, but people you know how white people sometimes bring up asian shit just to have a conversation with you Did that ever happen or is that connect? No, does it happen to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then so he's one of those but that was like He's just his first line to me. I'm gonna get so much Yeah, the original. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. He's a great actor. I love him. He's one of the best directors in the world In fact cut the whole thing out. You're right. You're absolutely right So there's a way to do it where we're doing it feels good to get it out just vent Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah, but we at it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the thing with with guys that

Like talk generally at you Like that is like oh man. Did we not have a connection? It's like all right. It's like did you hate me so easily You have to treat me like maybe that's like I think that's also like a power dynamic too It's it's a way to to keep you at a certain like to to to your roles, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Well, it's like it's you know, a lot of people are from the old school of Hollywood. Yeah, definitely and there were screamers back then Oh, yeah, and not as much like you don't see I've never seen a young director scream No, you know, but they're using tight pants and they're wearing like, you know, I mean Aviar nation whatever they're wearing and um

They're listening to the dirty projector Right. That's I love the dirty project. I love that. Yeah, they're amazing. They're from canada. I don't know I think they are I love that album google it Yeah, I love the dirty projectors, but um They're those guys Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cool. They're cool. Yeah, they know where the best coffee is. Yeah, they all I would just move to the altedina Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yesterday a director told me she goes your comics. So I'm going to talk to you In a different way because you guys just work differently

Oh, and I'm like, are you from jesus's clan? I mean, you're the best How how was how was it different the the way she talked She was she understood because she's friends with margaret chow. No, right? So she's just like, you know, I've worked with margaret forces This is this the way so it's like it feels Like when a director understands that like, you know, I'm not I've never taken an acting class really As you can tell when you're watching Yeah, yeah, but uh and uh, but um

Yeah, I just feel like um, she's just Cool like she's young and cool and she's she's a different national. That's cool. It's cool. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, people think that have low self-esteem. I don't okay. No, I know you are too. You I know you too. Yeah, right? and it just you know It just makes me feel good that you're here I love you. I wish I wish that I could honestly I love hanging out with you bobby, but I wish I could hang out. I've never really hung out kalilah Do you have a number?

I well, I have we we talk on instagram a lot. We talk about we should hang out. Oh, yeah Yeah, have you seen? Oh my god. You have not seen her dog and cat love on each other. Oh, yeah They're better than he has better animals than us. She shared it when she walked in here today sweetie, it's our dream come true Well, you want cats and dogs to get along in this house? Well, we have four dogs and three cats So the dogs sort of mingle amongst themselves and the cats do their own. Oh, they don't they don't they're not lovely. Oh my god Yeah, oh, yeah, that makes me so jealous So cute. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Okay. So our clans don't the clans don't mix here. Oh, that's well

They have room they have room to be on their own. Yeah No, our animals are like, you know, let's let's suppose, you know, um Our dogs are like italians And the cats are like syrian refugees. I thought you were gonna say gray house No, no, you know, they're walking through italy right trying to find out. You know what I mean? And they just they don't What? Yeah sweet

Have you seen those italian grands? They're called iggies. They always look nervous. Yeah. Yeah, that's so cute. But they're best friends They're not best friends, but they get along. I think They don't understand each other, but they tolerate each other Because they don't want to they don't they don't want to be alone in the house. I guess. Yeah So let me ask you something Uh-huh When you're out of the house and you're driving around doing errands, they're by themselves. Yes together. Yeah, and do they do you have cameras inside the house?

Just to see what they're up to. I have yeah, I have some like when I pet cube cameras. Yeah. Yeah When you're on the road I do yeah, that's what I do. All I do is think about kalayla first Look at that head turn number one innocent It's like they don't know when you leave and stuff like that, you know, that's what they don't know what it's about They don't know well our dogs. Um, they start to have anxiety when we pull out the suitcases Yeah, they're yeah for sure. They know they know. Yeah. Yeah, and also I think the dogs think I'm a magician Why like a traveling music? No, they just look at me and they go this guy is pure magic

Like when we lived in the apartment and we get on the third elevator, right? And you get on and then the door opens and we're on a different level and they would used to look up to me like Wow, you have power And I used to like not go oh this is the elevator. I would be like, yeah, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? But like they think that you're magical they you feed them so You're there. They're a kind of life source. I guess right sometimes I want to tell them you like, you know, I'm pretty cool You know

Yeah, don't even understand. What kind of food do you give them? Um, I give my cat was really good on like dry food for a while and he's very not picky But then I felt bad because I was feeding the dog wet foods and now I feed him wet food Scream at you if you don't put the wet food out. Oh really? He's he's very vocal. He's so smart But do you get high and shit or do because we get high and shit. Well, you do for sure. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Do you change up their up their food a lot? I I don't I have a service that delivers like real food So I always mix that

Actually, I don't mix at all. It's just real food all the time. That's awesome Do you find that they just don't get sick of that? They don't because sometimes it's lamb. Sometimes it's this. Yeah, so Can we plan a barbecue or something? Yeah, I want dumbfounded there I need dumbfounded so I can yell let's do a Korean barbecue. Yeah Why can't we do that one? They just have a Korean day. Yeah, you mean call other Koreans And Asians, I mean you're not a Korean like You're half Korean again, so we open it up to other

I'm not trying to take away your career You know, that's not who I am I'm sure the half of your no you you you were a Korean unifier. Yeah. Thank you so much. Yeah. Yeah, but we we should have Which is a one day Don't you think? Yeah, if you unite us Yeah We can invite john cho

I'm sorry That was the last time you talked to john cho last week last week. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love him Sorry, I I love him. You know who I love. Oh lory tension. Oh my god. I love her. I did a movie with her Yeah, right. She's on your show. She loves you. She talks about you all the time I love her too. And when I was at the show and when I would do performing in new york, you would see your shows I got them who would come into Gotham and hang out with me. She's really great And you know what? I also love about her and you have to admit this Oh people like lory

Had it so much. Oh, yeah for sure, right? Yes, like I when I'm in, um, hawaii I sometimes eat with amy hill I love you And I always look at her I go Oh God, I just I look up to you so much Come on, just eat your chicken And I always go no

Because the shit that even the shit that I went through Right? I mean imagine what she went through in the Yeah, for sure, yeah Asian accent You mean either some sort of fucking Coke clerk A coke clerk

A checking clerk Right or because she deployed a coke clerk once on a movie And lory or amy No, lory did You know what she was in? She was in glen gary glen ross Great movie Mickey blue eyes Right, Mickey blue eyes

She devil one of my favorite That's right, but you know she you know someone like lory gets a line maybe nothing Yeah, someone right and it's like no she's as good as everyone else, right But she doesn't get the opportunity and it's like I'm so happy that people like Amy And one of my not Because this has to do with Asians that you're not interested What?

Out of nowhere? If we're talking about Robert Bradford or Steve McQueen you'd be fucking I silly right now Robert Bradford Who? You You're right Is this every time you have to Every fucking time

I apologize then, Carrie Bear Carrie Bear He was taking notes Are you sick of this fucking Squid Game ball fucking shit Why are you sick of it Every fucking white dude coming Squid Game, Squid Game, they always say it

Look at my nails, they're inspired by Squid Game Let me see Oh wow cool Yeah those are awesome I mean it's a cultural phenomenon right? Yeah, did you like it? Yeah, it was pretty good It's good, you know why I liked it

An Asian male character With that many flaws That Didn't have any kind of redemption Which I think was a big theme of it And also I like the way that they portray Degenerate gambling You don't often see

You often see like Vegas and like I'm pulling the casino tonight But you don't see like how that really draining ATM accounts and like Screaming and it's like you're just in your own misery But he does change In the movie which I liked

Where in the beginning he just To me was unsympathetic in the sense that I feel like he was weak And like kind of like Well weak and he gives into bad things Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah He steals from his mom No they set him up good

They have no redemption in that first episode But still half way through the movie He does become braver And he changes more into Kind of a man and But I think that was always who he was It was just, you know His vices

His vices that got in the way of like you It's like you're a care bear on the inside I think he was too But it's like life and his You know vices got in the way Hmm Interesting But even the way he

Debt with his daughter in the beginning Right That's a man that doesn't That knows he's without redemption Yeah He's given up But who do you think the worst person in the movie was? The worst person in the

In the show The doctor What doctor? His brother The guy who was matched up During the marbles with the Indian guy Uh Yeah that sounds like he's Not the doctor

His friend growing up Right That's a piece of shit right there man I didn't like him He turned out to be a piece of shit I didn't finish it Say something Nara

Say something I watched most of it What did you get to? 5, 4, 5 Did you get to the marbles? We're giving her all the answers 3 I got up to 3

There are no marbles I got up to the blue and the red paper No one dies What's bullshit about it is you have no right to Even talk about the movie Oh really? I feel like I saw like 20% I know but I see I stop

Myself when it gets to that part You keep calling it a movie Which is kind of weird You guys should watch T10 Have you heard of that movie? T10 I saw it last night it's crazy Okay so T10 I want to watch something tonight

Yeah T10 it's really good What's the one? It's um She like has sex with a car Ooh I'm into that Oh it's so good T-I-T-A-N-E T10 The call or the calling

The call It's a Korean movie remember? The girl who Communicates with The girl in the past What's it called? It's on Netflix I think it's called The Call But the movie that I highly recommend

I'm going to stand and say it Is it this one? I highly recommend everyone watching the movie Malignant Oh yeah that was crazy dude I had a weird thought That maybe we could talk about malignant today I want to talk about malignant

Have you seen malignant? Oh nice This is the call Everyone listen I'm very excited So So malignant is this Did you know what it was going to be about? No that's why

But I was like why this surgical intro And then I was like that's why I'm so excited So the first Hour of the movie You're just like almost going I'm done Like I didn't Like I thought it was hacky some of it

I didn't know what was going on too Well I felt like it was a lot of setup And I was like what could this possibly Be And then it's one of those movies When you find out what it is You go Why?

What? There's some movies that you loved growing up That give you no resolution Still to this day no resolution And I feel like it gives you resolution And also like a punch in the face Like Have you ever wanted resolution like it gives you

Yeah And there's a couple of scenes in there Especially the prison scene Where you realize That's when you realize you go What is this? You're right And it's like

I really highly recommend it It was on HBO Max But it's on iTunes A guy that opened up for you was in that movie What? This guy, Dan Ramos You know why I didn't watch it? Because this fuck right here

Every time I would run into this fuck He would go Hey you know I'm in a big movie And I'd be like No man You're in so many big movies dude Who is? I'm in one movie coming out

That's a big A big movie Yeah I mean Let me ask you this I'm gonna get on my knees Can you tell when you're doing a movie If it's good No

I can't tell if it's good or bad Me too Thanks for participating But When something's really bad Like really bad You can feel that more than you can feel when it's really good Because sometimes the really good ones

Yeah That's interesting to me If it's really bad you kind of go Oh I'm on a train wreck right now Yeah but then you have to also measure Your place on it right Is it really bad and do I have enough say To actually change how bad it is

If I don't then I probably I'm not that important in this anyway It's not gonna affect you But I don't think that's really ever happened I've never been a partisan that I really cognizantly Was like this is so bad Oh that's cool You don't have to talk about it

I wasn't kicking at old school I feel like there are so many times You don't have to talk about it You're like no I am I wasn't kicking at old school Break dancing movie You underestimate yourself there I love that movie

Kicking at old school It was a break dancing movie with Jamie Kennedy And I've said this before But they couldn't find a body doubler for me But they could find A Filipino woman with my baby So if you watch the movie And they see cutaway scenes of the body

It's a Filipino woman They said we searched All of Canada We searched all of Canada A male dancer Oh man look at you dude Yeah that's what I was in And the whole time I'm like

I think this is bad The whole time Every single day I'm like I'm having a blast That's how I met Michael Rosenbaum But deep down inside you're just kind of going Yeah I don't think this is good The experience of the movie

Sometimes it turns out It never matches Because I remember going to the dressing room And me and Michael Rosenbaum would like Get naked and fuck around It's fun And then like Or you go to meals right

Let's go get dinner You're in a different hotel Check out that schnitzel place together Like if you and I did a movie Let's say I did one of your movies I know you're number one on the call sheet Not always But if I was like fourth on the call sheet

I'd probably have a weekend We would have a meal Yeah we'd probably be on some like You know like remote area together And need to have a meal Right or you're one of those like Hey I rented a boat No I'm not

I don't rent I don't thrive on the boats like that Oh not on a boat but like for instance If you and I did a movie in Hungary for instance I would rent out the bottom section Of a TGI Fridays patio Alright But I'd be like I would

Rent out an area maybe Of a TGI Fridays We were in Hungary And you were like I rented out TGI Fridays I have no pull in Europe I can't rent out shit in Europe You have money though right Yeah but like how does that

How do you know I would probably go to you and go Can you do it at Nobu? Would you do it at Nobu? I'd be like Bobby thinks I can So I'll try Okay so that's gonna happen I believe one day I'm gonna have like

A couple of lines in one of her movies What about like a character with depth And like awesomeness Yeah we'll do that too God I like you What a good one you are Complets I love it Do we have an unhelpful advice for you

To do plugs now first I like to do that first Excuse me Nora Is there anything that you'd like to plug Oh I thought you were gonna do plugs for your show No I have nothing No I don't Okay sure yeah I do

When is this coming out? Tomorrow Oh okay I have a movie called Swan Song That's coming out on December 12th December 12th on what medium? Apple TV Plus So December 12th Apple

Can I double check I have swan songs coming out My fans are going writing down Okay December 12th We're gonna bookmark it It's a really amazing movie You should go see Mahershala Li

Oh fuck man Oh fuck Glenn Close really good Yes so good Nice She seems nice They're all very lovely It's so funny

That's great Proud of you December 12th Apple TV December 17th December 17th You had to do that huh Thank you So check that out everyone

She's part of our family I love you guys I love you This is from a friend We'll call him M Back in 2013 I was watching my cousin At the time he was maybe 5 He wanted to go outside and play

So I went outside with him About 30 minutes later I was looking down at my phone I look up and I see him with his pants down Squatting taking a shit on the carport In the carport what's that I have no idea what that is Is it like a driveway? A carport garage

What the fuck is a casita What the fuck is a casita man Hey Bobby it's where you park your Tesla You park a car Oh that's where the Tesla I couldn't help but laugh And I brought him aside and cleaned him up Completely forgetting about the shit

The next day his mom, my aunt came home And asked me what I fed the dog I told her I fed her dog food for dinner Why? She told me because The dog took the biggest shit I've ever seen On the carport I told her that it wasn't the dog How long has it been?

2013 If you do something like that Should you still tell people Hey this guy is holding Not even his poop I feel like this guy should have taken a shit himself That's more baggage That's more baggage than

Here's the general The bigger question is I understand what he's saying In your life You've committed like a transgression Against somebody And you get away with it If you tell him 5 years later

Do you come clean 5 years later? Because I had this ex-boyfriend do this He cheated on me for a couple years Over the years together in my 20s But we're friends now And he tells me stories about women that he's hooked up And I was like when did this happen? He was like oh yeah it was when I was with you

Oh my god fuck you dude So he doesn't have to do that And I don't really have a feeling about it But I'm just saying do you come clean? Lying about your cousin whoever Poot on the side of the road Carport whatever Whatever it is

And then them going You lying about like I fed the dogs Like 5 years later If you lied to me about that I would be like I don't give a shit Well that was 2018, 2021 now I know so it's that far

You don't remember it would you? No but I feel like he's building it up in his head now Maybe where it's becoming a different But no I wouldn't tell anybody If you get away with something And think they're just going something in your life That's what I'm to point, thank you, thank you They just leave it, you don't need to like

Lying is good That's the point Lying sometimes It just ends it It's a good Let's move on from this lie It just stays that way Like a little white lie

I don't know Bobby with a lawyer It's a lie you told Yeah whatever it doesn't matter You told people you were a lawyer That's like a massive lie On kicking at old school you told people Why don't you lie That's the carport

I've seen a carport before A casita Look up a casita Like that That's a casita Like a gas station kind of It's similar So we learned a new word today too, casita

That's a nice word And um Really good times I learned carport Listen Yes I was really looking forward to this I was too

And I got on the plane, I came here And um it's better than Ever I ever expected it And I just really love you A lot and you know good luck on your things And um check out the swan movie Yes swan song That's what I said

I love you Bobby thank you for having me Why don't we do a please Let's just do a slow clap You know we've never just No let me start it I feel like white dudes love slow claps I'm trying to learn He was foaming at the mouth

Let's go So tell me if I'm doing it right Because you know about slow claps Right so Let's give Nora round plus Now I start it Oh you start it Is this like a wave then?

This is not slow That's gonna be real long Wooo Wooo Wooo Pretty good It's like they're realizing their own emotions through the clock Right

Yeah I did want to do this earlier But I wasn't feeling it So thank you so much for being here Thanks Nora I love you guys What's up everybody my name is Dwayne Hagins And I'm singing the tiger belly song this week Thank you to everybody

For watching and watching And commenting nice things And thank you to Bobby Kalila And the whole crew For electing me as one of the winners So you can check out the music My music at DwayneHagins.com

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