TigerBelly - Ep 326: Bill Burr and Does Bobby Feel Special?

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

Bobby shows off his Boston accent. Bill is a boo hoo therapist. We talk Bobby & Bert Kreischer's PG-13 porno, hand sanitizer price gouging redemption, and the skid row gym.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery plus at my age. I'm pretty cute, huh? Thank you You have arthritis or something. Why is it so slow your movement? I don't know cuz I'm old maybe I don't know I fucking been hiking and shit And I'm still not losing any weight. I can't understand who the fuck was balding in this thing Who is there Rick and Rick and groom that's a little Ricky on girl. I'm terror Oh Okay

You're an avid hiker now Bill or you've always been No, I just been I just get sick of going to the gym So then I'll do this for a while or whatever. I saw somebody said something you have to confuse your body or something My soul confusion. Yes. That's what I heard. That's how you get the abs Like if you do cardio every day is not necessarily good you mix it up, right? Some days you do the upper body Yeah, your upper body, right? Sometimes you go down to downtown LA and just run for your life Right, I just get the heart rate going get row. It's the best. Yeah, that's the best gym When they the crack addicts are chasing after you. Oh, yeah

Yeah, yeah, when you're dodging the nails in the street, yeah, yeah, that's good core work We should start our own fucking gym in The skid row and skid row. Yeah, why not not a building, but we just if everything's outdoors It's like a running club. That's right. And then the homeless are the employees at the gym They're like your personal trainers by chasing it on the street And they have money Wow, then you get them off the street and then eventually they're just down there dressing the part Can I have a sweatshop? Can you have a sweatshop? Yeah, I every corporation has one. I don't know what I want to make shoes with these people

You should have a sweatshop with white people dude flip the script I should be the eight the Asian Catholic different You should make iPhones for people in China and have white people make them here for no fucking money. Oh, That's so good. Oh, you know how sometimes the call centers are now in India and stuff like that Yeah, we do it here. I Do that. I wouldn't answer those phones. You would. Oh, just to be pleasant to people Just make one or two people's day. Yeah, isn't that what the Chinese do? They if they're really rich or the affluent Chinese from China, they'll hire a white butler or a white. Yeah

They know they would know a Chinese. You can't get mad at that. That's like when Harbaugh ran up the score against USC back in the day. That was a great game. Pete Carroll was like, what's your problem? And he's like you've been fucking doing this for years. Yeah, is that football? Yeah, it is football. Yeah, I remember that That was a good one. I Don't know nothing. Anyway, let's start the fucking thing. Let's introduce it five. That wasn't part of the party No, no, we're gonna keep it in Right, but Bill bro Listen, dude, don't bro, dude. No, I'm gonna bro. Do you dude? I'll tell you why do am I bowing to you?

And bro white Listen bro, dude, what are you fucking doing here? I'm not afraid bro and check it out. I'm gonna keep doing it Here's the deal dude. All right. I know your Papa bear. I know what your move is you keep moving your feet That's the distraction. So I don't pay attention to what you're saying. Oh, I see you just had you have nine different positions You've started this sentence. Yeah, because I've been training training training with Trevor Whitman. Oh, yeah with my footwork Yeah, oh Trevor Whitman. Oh my god. Do you know him? No I'm sure he is but I'm I'm showing him the same level of respect you showed sports What has nothing to do with Trevor has to do with you. All right. All right. Well, thank you

You know what that's a guy who hosted daily show. No, no, no Trevor Whitman Whitman is Colorado Colorado. He trains Rose Nama Eunice. Yeah, tomorrow's tomorrow's not my Eunice Do you love her? I love her. I love her too. I love all the USC female fighters That's why I want my daughter to know how to know all of that stuff. That'd be cool Huh when she meets a creep like you she could choke you up Bro, I'm gonna say something right you walked up this fucking pointy at me. I Came over here during Russia And I'm grateful that you're here nothing but a red line the whole way over here

I know how you how you wind your guest up came up defensive You came up the fucking driveway defensive. I didn't I came up open you asked me what was going on I told you what was going on. I said we weren't gonna talking on the podcast and there you go I didn't know you Lie about it. I'm not bringing it up You told me not to bring it up. I'm not bringing it up. I'm just saying whenever somebody's in that register then not telling the truth That was pretty high. That was shut. You're right. All of this Say it again then can I get another shot at much chest passion? Yeah, all right. Yeah, too much. I'm the victim

Yeah, did you notice that I just want to say that's really I'm grateful that you're here Um, I found that and I'm not being defensive. I found that your energy was a little um Open and yet standoffish Okay, you came up here and now you come into my Little house with your guns ablaze you invited me. Let's not fucking act like I just came It's like he's like that's like like some wacky next door neighbor in a sitcom. That's true. That's true. We invited you like Kramer Yeah, and I and I showed up on time A little early a little early. You're always here early. Yeah, okay. Let's let's start anew. Let me introduce you

Right. May I get a 10 minute introduction? You can do whatever you want to do. I want to do a 10 minute And I could I see how long like your acorn hat. Yeah, can I see how long I can do it? Yeah, okay So we got George in the room welcome, you're always here you have to be here. You're the guy We got flat flat. Yeah flat flat in the house. What's up dog? What's up, man? You good? Yeah. Yeah We got kalayla. I'm here Good sleeping with you last night. Like why yeah deep we slept deep together. I didn't sleep deep at all I know but I did. Yeah, and I felt good to sleep deep next to you

We've got Here in the house. I said papa bear, but um, you know, he's a bucket full of joy And a bucket a bucket full of light And if you could open up If bill this next guy is a president you open it up remember in pulp fiction when they opened up the briefcase That's what you'd see. Oh a glowing light value Value yeah put it in there by props Okay, fuck hard. All right. Let me fucking do the intro

What I didn't do anything. Yeah when I said fuck tart you you kick my foot. I was swinging my foot. It's fucked hard. Cancelable We talked about last week. I go a fuck tart is that's okay, right? All right, so my point is this he was he has an animated show called f is for family What a big clap for that beautiful It's my show, right? I don't even know what he's doing right now This is so much fun. Um immoral compass. I'm on a show called immoral compass dude You and vince fawn need to be in a movie together. Dude. I'm telling you the two of you guys on the on screen together was amazing

Thank you. Give bill borough a round of applause. Come on Is that all I had to do to end this It was just compliment you. Yeah, I didn't that was two minutes. It was two minutes. It was probably long enough Give them another round of applause bill burr guys Yeah, yeah, you feel relaxed Yeah, I'm fine I don't You're just projecting all your uncomfortableness on me. I'm not doing anything. You are extra

Squirrely I know it's squirmy you are Let's calm down. You're right Bill, thanks for being on the program again, and I really appreciate you spending the time. These are my options What do you mean either over the top energy? Or he does like pbs over. Yeah, I'm trying to find the right town with you. I'm having a good time. I'm having a blast I had jim gaffkin on my podcast. You got uh yesterday all we did was trash each other I don't even know how it happened. We were like talking comedy in the like the last 20 minutes

We just trashed each other and it was only supposed to be 45 minutes long or so and it ended up being an hour and 45 minutes We were having such a good time. Really? I'm enjoying all of this. I'm enjoying it as well enjoying all your seated positions You know if you were to stop analyzing all right my bodily, you know Well, you keep doing it every eight seconds and you do it very fast. It's like distracting your feet are flying around yeah I saw an interview with chayun fat once yeah on e back in the day and um that a skateboarder What e back in the day

What do you mean? Who chayun fat? You don't know chayun fat great skateboarder one of the original x gamers Is that a dictator or a director or chayun fat was a fucking actor, bro In what chayun fat was in fucking crouching tiger hitting dragon dog. Oh, are they ran in the air? Yeah on trees dog And on sides of buildings I love asian cinema, but that's not one of them. You don't like that movie. Hey, it was all right But the the running in the air was just it was silly like the crowd I was watching with would laugh All right, you should tell him what michelle told you so michelle yows in that movie

Do you know who that is? I watch sports dude, like I don't know bro. You know who michelle yow is bro Hey, you know who the fucking cowboys are I didn't yell at you That's true. That's it. So michelle yow was also in that movie. So I did a movie michelle yow, right and um I was in thailand and All of a sudden I get a call going there's a dinner Right and I show up at this four seasons dinner wearing a ripped shirt One shoe missing. I was like lost

I show up and I go, oh, there's a red dress code on fucked We sit at the center table michelle yow sitting right in front of me and I don't know what to say. So I go Hey, I love Crouchy Oh, thank you and I go Can you teach me how to um run on trees inside the buildings? She looks at me. No smile. She goes That was why I walk Jesus as if I didn't know

She was angry that was why I walk. That's what fucking she said to me. She's a legend though. Legend. Thanks for coming out. Look at her why it work Look at that skin. Oh, she is beautiful. I know it. You know, I actually uh, I think I like that movie I forget movies a second But then when I saw that I think I like that movie. Yeah, I I literally can't remember what happened I don't either they're just on trees. That's happening now with games I'll watch a game and be like, yeah, we played who the hell we play last night Who the hell was it the rockets? I can't even remember. It's because of your old age. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm that way too

Like my wallet my wallet. Oh, I think dude this week early onset dementia. I truly think that about him You don't remember shit But I really literally think I have early onset dementia. I think you've put that on yourself too. You literally think I have a mental I think Like ginkgo biloba should be really It's pretty well, you know, I think jane saw st. John's work Is ginkgo biloba something you're supposed to eat and guess there's something so you don't get dementia

No, it says it's supposed to like enhance your memory or something like that. I don't know, but it's how do you how do you take it? Just every day like a like a pill. Yeah, you eat it. Oh, okay. You don't shoot it. All right, whatever Well, I was just saying it's it's sound like an herb Yeah, same john's word. It's good for digestion. Sage rosemary ginkgo glib I got a ginkgo glimpo push out in front of my house My wife's idea I just went along with it to keep the piece. Yeah, so you think I have it I I think that okay. Well, then we should address that with our therapist

Why a therapist or our doctor? Yeah, I need help. Do you guys go to a therapist? We do It's hard together. Now. Let me ask crush. Oh, let's just say the guy's name was eric Do you guys ever argue with each other and at one point be like it's like eric said? Oh That's why I won't go. That's why that one point. You know, that's why I won't go If it's eric, I'm like if he says something or he's like out of line I'm like I gotta take note take notes about this with

I'm sorry. I shouldn't say I'm gonna tell eric about this You know what she does in therapy? Uh, whoops, don't don't get angry Don't get angry, but you Yeah, this is gonna start a fight. Come on guys. I always feel like the bad guy almost What did you do bill? I didn't do anything, but he just did something

That will be just long. Did I do something? No. No. No. Can we do this? Yep. Yeah. Okay. Good. We're good. We're good bill So funny watching a guy try to say what he feels like while not pissing her off Pissing her off Sometimes it Makes me feel like the bad guy. Maybe you said something like you threw a maybe in to to soften You couldn't just say it makes me feel like the bad guy Said it makes me feel like the bad guy. Maybe I know because it's softened it Yeah, but like therapy is just out of the question for you. No, I mean like couples therapy

Yeah, no, I don't know the whole Fucking thing because it's like it's hard enough to do it as an individual. You have to be ready and open and not type of stuff And then go through all of that crap the odds that two people Are gonna be there at the same time. I mean But do you do individual therapy? Yeah, I started back up this year. Good. It seems like it I feel like you've um You're at peace. I feel like no, I'm having a big fucking drawback

You know, I had this big fucking growth thing and everything was great and then something Happened and then it just brought it all back tenfold. I know so that's where I'm at. That's what you and then I just said That's what you came up with traffic right to come over to this goddamn But are you happy to be here? I am actually yeah to get out of my head. It was in my head today. Yeah, I had a bad day I was driving on the way over and going. I mean really just this whole day is gonna suck bill Fucking straight enough. That's you know, think of something happy. Yeah, put on some John Denver, right? Or whatever the hell you supposed to do dig yourself out John Denver. Yeah

But John Denver, um You guys are similar whites you and John Denver I'm not offended by that. Thank you. I closed my mouth. I covered my mouth. I thought you were gonna be offended But you covered your mouth. That was your maybe in that to try to buy it back Actually, that's the I do my maybes as well So this is my mind made. I like that. My maybe. Thank you. So maybe yeah, that should be the name of your next special My maybe but I've never had a special Is that because you don't feel special?

Oh, it could be I think that was oh fuck what he just oh fuck what he just said a real, huh really cut into it Oh, shit that hurt Oh, you're right. Are you doing a monologue? I'm trying to stand No, just the way that was No, sometimes I stand to see if a monologue will happen. Okay, right. So let's see if let me stand. Oh, let's do it again You want to go back to one? Yeah, um, what do you want me to take it from from?

Well, how did you lead me into it? Do you remember? Is that because you don't feel special? Whoa Ah, man, so oh fuck. I think you hit a chord there, man. Yeah, um, so So what are you doing dude? Don't fucking move when I'm doing a monologue. Oh, wow very christian bail. I'm doing christian bail Huh? You know what? I'll hang out with you. I'm not working with you anymore. You didn't see say that something like that All right, I'm stand. I'm sitting down back down now Okay, what was the problem there though?

You're cut off All right, trying to give me another leaf, please Oh Is that because you don't feel special Growing up, I um glad you said that because growing up my parents didn't speak english and they never um Talked to me about anything. I was abused and um, I was someone touched my pee pee as a kid and stuff and um

Yeah, uh, I grew up feeling that I was like a piece of shit and not special And so I think that a lot of people asking me to do a special. Um, I think it's fear not fear I think it's a reflection on how I actually feel about myself Cut That was perfect. Now listen on this next take Yeah, that was perfect. Now do it again. Yeah All right. Yeah, okay. We got to that Yeah, are you the director here? Huh? Are you the director? Oh, no, I ended that whole thing. I'm just I'm just me again

Sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, we're just moving on. I thought we just gonna move on Oh, I thought we were in the scene. Okay. My bad. All right. So that was pretty good guys or no That's pretty good. Not great though. Not great Oh, but good enough. Yeah, you're right. I don't feel special. I think and also I have a Can I ask you a question? I hate to ask this but um And I know I've been doing comedy for so long bill and I need advice Why Because I can't never tell if you're being no, I'm being fucking dead serious right now. Okay. I need help

We can't do that. I need help. What what is your problem? Um for the last a couple years maybe five years On stage I'll do like one. I'll squeeze in one new joke This and that but like my shit's not growing and I'm not having fun with it And I'm afraid to bomb. Oh, you got to get past that. Yeah, I'm afraid to bomb Yeah, he's gonna and I'm in that locked-in thing So it's like when I'm at a club and it's packed and I'm following all these guys

I have an agenda like I'm gonna do this new joke this joke But once I'm up there I go I gotta kill because there's a crowd here. How do I get through there? Yeah, I need help What would feel better? After that when you go home and you lay your little Asian head on your pillow That was made by white sweatshop worker. Yeah Well made by Mike Lindow. What's gonna make you feel better? It uh Knowing that you tried and you bombed

Or knowing that you chickened out. What's gonna make you feel worse? I should say knowing that you chickened out It's so funny that you say that because um Every time I'm in the car driving home If you could see if you had a camera outside my car window and you were filming it on a wide shot This is what you'd see You know what I mean? I'm like yelling at myself. Now. Why do you think I know that? Because you've seen me. No I went through the same thing. Oh you did. Yeah when I used to wanted to do the uh sunday night at the boston

I'd always would check it out in new york. It was it was talent and uh will silvinces show the all black show I knew I could do well on it and I kept checking it out like you know three weeks in a row Then I'd be laying in in my railroad apartment in my little skinny bag going. I hate myself. I hate myself I hate myself and then finally one night. I was like, okay. What's gonna feel worse going in and doing this and bombing or fucking chickening out and laying and I just knew that just you know No, not doing it. So I went in and I actually ended up having a great set And then it changed from that moment or was it something that you saw my whole life has been baby steps Baby steps, baby steps, baby steps trying to get over something that I think is a mountain

And it's like stepping up on a curb by the time you do it. You're like, oh, is that all it was? That's what it is. So you just have to go out there pick a night go up to the belly room And just pick a night and be like, I'm just gonna fucking Do these three things that I don't give a shit how they go. I'm gonna give them my all I'm gonna have a good time. All you got to do is just if you're bombing you just make fun of yourself Yeah And it was so funny that you say this because you would think that I would know this after 30 years You're I mean, no, but there's all there's

There's no rhyme or reason to it. You know he's great at Jim Norton Jim Norton recently has been posting a bunch of like, you know more content is fucking hilarious. Yeah, I love him But he'll occasionally he'll post a joke That doesn't do well And it ends up like him commenting on it not doing well ends up killing harder than you know, all right. Right. Yeah Yeah, he'd be like, god damn it. I had such high hopes for that Everybody just it just releases the tension. Yeah, I think in the beginning you're going back to when you first were a comedian You didn't know how to release the tension. So it just became like awful awful awful

You know, that's why I was better to bomb in front of a black crowd because I felt like their vibe is We're having fun either with you or without you So if you start bombing they just start laughing and heckling. So there's the show continues The show is either going to be your act the joke should tell them or it's going to be them just now toying with you Yeah, anyway, I would just yeah, just do that And I think the more comics that you tell that you're you're scared to do that The more we'll support you to get out there and go do it and then you'll go do it. You see that See, that's why I never have I ever asked that question before?

No, no, no because It's so hard to ask So hard to ask a guy that you you know that you work with and that you admire and then go How do I do this or how do I get back? You know, and I think that um But I'm a boy. I'm a bald orange man. What does that mean? It just means who the fuck am I? Look at me I know there's no reason if you look at me. You think I could be good at anything. I know Yeah, so you look like a carl to me if I if I like like a carl

Like I've always wanted to call every no, yeah out of there. I kind of like that Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you. I want to call you carl for some reason Like you look like a carl jankinson or I would love to play a guy I would love to play a guy named carl. Yeah. Yeah That's the name that's kind of dying out carls were uh, I don't know They were sort of guys guys, but they also could be like bullies or dicks Yeah, but I feel like carl is a guy that was like like if I was in the japanese and german camp Right, and you know how they were free inside the thing, right? They weren't chained up. Yeah

What do you mean? What do you mean? Yeah? Yeah, they were free in the cage. Yeah use that word. Yeah, but they were what? Let's use the word free. Yeah. They were free within the parameters of what of tortures us united states, right gave them So you're free within this area So they were able to walk around this and that right, but I'm sure they were able to get like pure rice Like the good rice the shiny right the shiny right the sticky rice the sticky rice, right? But I bet you you know, there are guys like carl Right as a security guard at the fucking internment camp who was an american white guy to risk his own true freedom Yes

Yes To to get you sticky rice because he realized that you were actually chinese and not jake And that you guys weren't responsible for pearl harbor and actually we're suffering right Under the japanese because the japanese are kind of the white people of asia. Yes. Yes. That's the movie. That's not bad It's not bad. I whispered through the little fans. I go Carter I go hey carter wild walk Wild work. Yeah. What's that hard name for an asian as an arnon? I know, but that's why that's tough But that's what he'll say you know somebody did that to bruce lee in a movie

What the director would uh in in bruce lee somehow had a distant agreement in one of those movies The character name that he was trying to get to they made it mr. Braithwaith Oh my god So he got mr. Mr. Braithwaith Yeah, that's how insecure that that guy was that he had to do Yeah, that he had to do that too. I if I was a script writer for a bruce lee movie I would use words like cleveland Just really difficult words for him to say

You know what I mean? Anyway, I would go carl carl And you go yeah, that's my name and I go I'd say what do you want there little fella? I know and you're allowed to be like some of that sticky rice Yes, that this sounds like it's written by a white guy And then a cute little asian pumps his head through yeah, but like a pug But carl would you give me sticky rice if you could find it? I Can tell you this right now. Uh-oh. There's no fucking way

I could guard people such as yourself why because you were just civilians Ah Yeah, like I wouldn't want to garden harden hardcore criminals because I don't have the street smarts to not get fucked up But there's no fucking way I could go to work unless I deliberately got a job there to try to bring some sort of humanity to you Wow See, I'm not a bad guy. I know but the thing is I'll break your balls and I would make fun of you in your prison garb, but I was I would

Well, you would probably belittle me still verbally got to in a good-natured way like little guy. What's that little guy little fella Little fella. What's that little fella? I say a little fella right and then I have to internalize that I'm average height in china Okay, I'm internalizing and there's way more of you than there are of me. So that brings the curve down right, right? Yeah, and you're all right. Okay. I feel like you're bend to china Were you born there? Well, you are not average height in china. You're short for an asian You're a shazen You special you're a short asian. I'm a sure. Yeah. I'm a shazen shazen for sure

Yeah, um, great word. Can I just say something? That was an attack. All right, and I want to defend myself real quick Okay, is is that when western culture introduced our foods to the east the people grew larger, right? So in the 50s, right, I would assume that if I was in beijing or wherever is that in china? Yes, right, and I'm walking around right? I want to be a chinese guy named carl You know, and I'm walking around. I feel like I'd be like I'm average in the 50s in the 50s. Yeah. Yeah, but now now, you know, I mean, yeah Oh, fuck that hurts. Yeah. I'm not even fucking tall there, man. You're not. Yeah, we've been to korea

You were tiny there Oh, yeah They also just looked down on me The fucking koreans are so rude to me. Why he doesn't speak korean. Not only do I not speak korean They don't know who I am, right? So like I you know who I am No, no, that's not why no, that's not that's not what I gotta go to north korean and get a fucking decent table around here That's not what that's not what it is But there is like, you know when no one knows

Like not one thing and then you're showing up on like a set or whatever. That's korean Production it just they don't know who you are. So it just feels You're mean like, um My god, I just realized so you look like Uh-oh, here we go. Hold on to your horses guy. Uh, who made that saying up by the way Hold your horses. Hold your horses. Yeah. Anyway, hold your horses. Go ahead. I imagine it was probably some cowboy reasonable guy There's no reason to go have frontier justice hold your horses

Let's try to think this through. Okay. So tell me what I look like you look like the dude Who gets his head cut off in fucking year of the dragon mickey rook You gotta look that up when that guy he takes it out and he throws it on the table to the drug lord Don't watch that movie It's a movie I haven't seen so yeah, it's not it's it's the woman that plays mickey rook's wife is fucking amazing in it So it's worth watching that but uh You know, you know, they could have handled this subject at you a little better. Right? So You know what I mean, so we should watch it

Um The year of oh my god, look at that. Well, where's the severed head guild? Yeah, it's not showing up on google All right. I'll go to the imdb page if you want to see the guy We'll find the actor. There's an asian guy. All right. Is the asian in this? Yeah. All right. I'm looking for it Did you see squid games? No, I've tapped out all tv Oh, wow You haven't seen squid games. I just watched I'm I am there's so much great tv being watched it becomes it trying to

Watch all of it is stressful And I just I know but do you know what Joey chin? Joey chin doesn't have a picture. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Joey chin Where is he? No, no, no, no victor wong Where's victor wong don't know Joey tai I'm assuming it's the guy without picture go to go to images go to just images in general Maybe somebody took like not not an imdb On the basic the basic internet there on the interface page there interweb. This better be worth it The guy that guy on the right there in the suit fucking amazing actor that guy is unbelievable. He's fucking amazing in it

It's just like I said, it's it's it's done from a very white Perspective there's a lot of like hey, and I'm gonna tell you right now the rice is gonna boil over and shine it down Those kind of lines. Oh, I like that. Yeah Um, all right, we'll watch it then but I want to can I can I push all right squid games though? Squid games. I don't know. No, no listen listen Jesus fucking listen for a second, man All right Because remember talk to him about this

Oh, yeah So fucker listen. All right. You got me all the way back in my chair here. I don't know what I'm saying is Do you remember when we've talked about this before when I went to your house and I gave you old boy Yes, okay. I'm telling you I think that you will like squid games because you liked old boy It's that good. I believe all right. Yeah, I know but I also you know I'm a fucked up dude. I don't need to be watching fucked up shit. It is as fucked up I don't need to tell me about the audition. I don't I don't need to see shit like that. What did you see it? Yeah, I did see it. I didn't find it as is horrifying as it was just sort of

Like when she was just like Weird thing it just wasn't scary. All right. It just wasn't scary. It was it became Uh, you know, it's all you know so much you got to build the suspense It's timing like making a great horror movie and making a great comedy of the exact same thing because it's all going to be in that editing And may and tightening it up so it so the setup punch And then there's all these setup punches in in horror That these people if you don't have that timing the horror film timing it just becomes funny Or boring. Right. So you're saying that being paralyzed from the neck down and having a woman stick needles in your eyeball

He is not fucking scary That's fucking scared For some reason I just didn't connect with it. Right. Did I think there was something about that? Wasn't he your acting coach? No What was his deal? His deal was he his which is not even a plausible Fucking scenario, but so it's basically I have a friend who's a casting director And I'm looking for a date because my wife died or whatever

And I'm like, hey, can you sit up a bunch of auditions so I can meet a girl? Oh, yeah, see so he kind of did some dirty shit. That's dirty. Well, there you go. And then you met this psycho I mean, yeah deserve all of that. He didn't deserve all that. No, he didn't deserve all Yeah, yeah, which you could say about a lot of people these days. I Think there's one Korean horror that you might really like I think you said there's one Korean horror I was like, oh One Korean horror movie. Yeah. I know dude. Asia goes hard on horror like that. We do they don't want to just entertain you They wanted to psychologically scar you. Yeah, it's such respect for Asian horror films. I Asian horror films

I won't watch them. They take it one step too far like for instance If I was a director right a Korean director if I was an American director Like I think parasite was like a rom-com over there for them Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It did have a very funny comedic vibe to it, but I'm telling you the wailing this one I think you'd like this. This one is so good. Why you don't like fucking Asian architecture Um, I do that's what that's what's about Eric. I do but only if there's Asians in there. Yeah, yeah I don't want to meet a white guy coming out that door. So you don't watch any we love sushi

We just think we go with that that theme. Yeah, so you don't watch anything right now at all Nothing, it's so fucking liberating right to just be like, yeah, I don't care dude It's you got you have to see it. It's so good. You know, it was it's everybody's going. It's so good But It's a little bit of a turn off you have to see it and it's kind of like well or you could like save me 15 hours of my fucking life and just tell me what happens. All right. I'll tell you what happens. What happens in squid game You want me to tell you? Yeah. All right. So If I can remember

There's a guy All right, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna fuck By the way, I've squid games pitch this this pitch this to the network. They wouldn't even got picked up I don't know And You're a network executive. I'm pitching her. Oh, so it's about a korean guy. All right. It's in korea. That's why green light it We've been racist. We just need people of color. There you go. Let's just do it. Thank you. Absolutely Can I get 100 million in it right? There's no white people. No, no, no, no. There's actually there's two is he toxic

Yes, yes He gets killed in it. Does that make me less racist? Yes, there's a guy who's down on his luck korean dude. He gambles on the side, right? He's Stanford and son meets korea. No, I'm not done. Let me finish. Excuse me executive. Can I pitch? May I finish the pitch? All right. So anyway, so he's desperate for money. He's also in he owes money to loan sharks Do I have everything right so far? Right? And so loan sharks find him He's after like a gambling thing. We was at at a I'm not I'm not pitching as well

And so and they make him sign something. He doesn't know what he's signing basically what he's signing is to be involved in a game called squid game And and it's for people that um are in debt. They need money What people like more of a salmon roll I it has nothing to do with fucking seafood. I'm sorry Okay, it has nothing to do with seafood executive. Sorry for we gotta check to asian awareness or something All right So sorry, it's okay. May I finish? Yes. I'm loving this right. So anyway, um people who are in debt

In the show Sign up for this thing called the my wife and I just went to downtown china town and we loved it. Okay. That has nothing to do That has nothing to do with what I'm saying just trying because it's I I know and I know you're very open and um My executive anyway, let me finish. Um but the what the squid games is is basically a competition and um Like the but a series of games that people play they're locked Into this on this island. It's the hunger games meets the fish market. Exactly. Yes. It's hunger games meets an okinawa fish market

That's what it is. I mean, I love it. Thank you. Who do you see casting? That woman from crouching tiger Yeah, does she float How does she float over while walk? And there's um a lot of blood. Anyway, so thank you. I think you should see it bill and that's the last time I'm gonna ask you to see it. Fuck it Did I do a good job too? Is it interesting? I'm guessing he wins at least the first fucking season or else the show's over Yeah, that's true. There we go. Yeah. Yeah

But what are you really ruining? The suspense of him getting where I know he's gonna be no because there's a lot of twists and turns If I told you what those are right now, you'd be like, oh, some people call it suspense. Other people call it twists and turns Yeah, some yeah, there's a lot of switches. I love that laugh That was literally like I just poked your belly. I know What the fuck bro, don't you remember like uh the michelin man? Oh, no Yeah, yeah, I used to do that Oh, anyway, I won't watch matrix or

Ghostbusters or it's just it's done. I'm done with that. I'm too fucking tired of that shit I think it's amazing how much shit they just keep rebooting. It's almost like they collected you're like, you know what? We've told every story There's no more ways to do this. Let's just go back I'm not you know, that's probably not what is I think they just need content Yeah, and you have to have like like every one of those fucking content channels I get on that thing and it's like you remember Robin Williams in Moscow in the Hudson

Yeah, and he goes into the grocery store and have to be in from Russia, you know This is the american version of it. He goes in is overwhelmed by how many serial is there Faints in the aisle. Yeah. Yeah. I think I remember that. Yeah. Yeah Over over simplifying capitalism versus whatever we thought communism was Uh, yeah, that's what I feel like when I turn when I when I put on any of those streaming channels Yeah, but they also probably own properties Like paramount will own like a property like like I did a pilot called problem child based on the fucking Movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we're like we own this property. Let's do the show

We did the pilot didn't work out well But that's like just what they're doing because they just need the content and they own these properties And they redo them like fantasy island and all this shit and we have to fucking just oh, I see I see what no, I get it. No, that makes sense. Like, do you know like overseas? You know, you'll see some random fucking movie like why the fuck is this here? And this this is how or how they make money is when they sell good fellas You know overseas you can't just buy good fellas. You got to buy it in like a bundle of 200 movies Oh, so they have like Weekend at Bernie's nine right there and then they bought it

So like well fuck it. We bought it. We might as well put it out there And then what happens is it actually starts to make money. Oh, I'm not picking on the weekend at Bernie's franchise Right. I'm just that's the further do like a Scorsese like box set and you have to buy the whole fucking thing Is that what you're saying that the people who had channels over there if that even still exists Yes, Carl. It does. Yeah I I didn't know I thought like Netflix and streaming and everybody took over everything. They did take out. Yeah But I'm sure like countries still like like poly used to poly show used to brag about Did Sun and Law is number one in Thailand?

He really was in the Philippines Sun and Law all poly show movies were like number one for like a whole decade Poly show make great movies In the army now great movie. Love it. Great. What it is. I mean I'm not acting like it's Chinatown Great fucking movie. I know that's the first one like I came in and for half a second I was like man allowed to say this to him. Yeah Chinatown is a classic great movie some white person not involved in this conversation get offended for you Yeah, yeah Let me ask you something right when you're on stage. Are you because of the culture and the climate that we're in right now?

Are you editing or no? No, you're just saying whatever you want to say. Yeah, which I have the right to do Which I know you have which you know, I gotta be honest with you think of the last time Somebody in this business or outside of this business complained about a joke and then think about how funny they are It's unbelievable. It's like somebody tone deaf telling a musician what chords they should be playing It's fucking unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Yeah, and then when you see what's actually really happening Climate change and all of these types of things really important stuff They just completely blow it off banks and oil company controlling our fucking foreign policy And none of that shit. Yeah, but then did you hear what he said in that fucking strip mall?

Something can comedy Go too far None of us are funny. Let's let's sit around and discuss it Yeah, man Like I did I'll tell you what's fucking funny. What is shanaid o'connor? Remember when she tore up the picture of the pope? Yeah Nobody said she was right Because then after that all of those fucking scandals came out that they were fucking kids All right, and the whole thing was like, oh dare you stuff the fucking pope

I thought it like effectively ruined her career. It ruined her career or it ended it, right? Sinead's career was over at that moment But we should be thinking she was right. Oh in many ways. We should be thinking she called it She did call it. She did call it, but that's why I still buy her album. I'll tell you what I don't fucking understand What? All right, how these gas prices can go through the goddamn roof because they didn't make any money last year And nobody has a fucking problem with that and then you remember the beginning of the pandemic the guy who fucking hoarded the hand sanitizer Yeah, they crucified that guy

We watched a documentary about that guy that poor guy that guy was one of the greatest dude. I called it ever Yeah, how many times have they been saying something's coming the SARS all of this shit fucking whatever it ain't coming this guy This guy fucking took a shot. He bet the fucking 101 horse that yeah, and it came in and they took away his winnings And they they they fucking crucified him for price gouging and all of that But if a corporation who advertises on that same fucking news network does it they don't fucking say a word Well, didn't add he and I'll tell you right now. That's some bullshit Yeah, yeah, and he did it he did it through amazon, right? It was like an amazon seller Yeah, we sell her and amazon was doing the same fucking yes

That's why they shut him down and they shut him down because we watched a documentary we wrapped that document There's already been a documentary on him. Oh, yeah. Yeah What yeah, there was a in that same documentary. There was a guy that just happened I know they just put it up Were they making a docus? They're probably making a documentary as he was doing it going like this is like a rags to riches story And then it turned no, it was it was because it was about cancel culture It was about cancel culture because like the new york times like wrote an article about him Yeah, like it was insane

Because you know why the same reason why they they crucify fucking comedians. It's safe Yeah, it's safe because I always said dude if we all got together and we as comedians we started buying ad time On fox and cnn. Y'all all of a sudden we wouldn't be offensive anymore Aha See that it is whiz. I know this guy But in the same documentary it's has hit that guy from san diego who worked for like the gas and water company or whatever He was driving his car. It was at the same time. He's at a stop light and there's a BLM protest going Walking across street. He stops. He's fine, right?

Mexican guy like, you know, and he's when he drives he he kind of like, you know stretches out his fingers He just he does he does this right when he's driving and he did this symbol like this And they took this photo while he's driving like this while he's stretching his hand out like this And he lost his job because this is a white power white power symbol He still doesn't have a job that guy What's wrong carl? He hangs his hand out the window and he stretches his fingers Yeah, yeah automatic

Yeah, yeah, I was driving by my boss's house and I was stretching and then you know, I was like this I don't want to I know but that's it. Look That's the white power. That's the white power. Is he holding the joint? Or he could be doing like a reverse like rock and roll thing Yeah, but then why how could a Mexican guy get in trouble for white power? They don't want they like those Aryan guys don't want him either. I know at my point. That's what he was saying He was like, why am I cancelled? I'm Mexican So that's in the same document they said that's why

We just use that as an excuse Yeah, oh, that's why yeah I mean, I feel like if you did this a million like as fast as you can you'll find a symbol That someone's not gonna like someone's not gonna like your footwork and make it. What the fuck it bill Excuse me. Carl. What the fuck is wrong with my feet, man? You have talons Like because my feet are fucked. Look at this. It's bleeding right here. Oh Anyway, that's only because you don't take care of yourself. I don't yeah, and then I'm supposed to sit here as Be upset when they have all cures for all your ails. I know same thing with your car. You can get that thing fixed the whole fucking thing

It's not worth it. No, it's that's not why I'm I'm not worth it I'd be a great therapist I know you're gonna be a fucking baby for yeah, and after we get our zoom session. I'm just gonna fucking kill myself Bill with my therapist, but my point plastic let's bring some more fresh meat in here When you when you see me walking around you think that I'm a guy that just doesn't take care of himself Like what a mess No, I feel like you're punishing yourself for shit that that it's not your fault Other people did shit to you. So now you have and actually it angers me because it reminds me of the times I do it to myself

Ah There you go. All right with your fucking acorn hat. So So what you're fucking I mean, no acorn. I said to break the tension because I said something nice. That was really fun Oh, that's what that's what you can't do. You can't give me a compliment on my point. Yeah You can't give me a compliment unless you slam you I literally just said this Speaking of john denver he has on the fucking the john denver fucking uh He used to wear that the I used to wear one of those way back in the day when I worked in a warehouse

This guy used to call it the colorado That's the colorado. Yeah, yeah like the furry fucking jean jacket. Let me see if I can sing a john denver song Rocky mountain Is that one? That's that one Rocky mountain. Ha and there's that one that makes even most white people uncomfortable. What son? It's like fucking Thank god i'm a country boy. Oh country. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, it's like

Fucking got like the rubber band in your teeth. It's just like jesus Wrong bar wrong bar He also has a song about eagle the eagle and the hawk and it doesn't sound like any of his other songs I am an ego and a hawk flying above you Something like something like that Anything close? I am an ego fly right above you. That's a john denver song He did a lot of looking out his window in colorado, didn't he? Oh, that's that's what I feel like I did

I don't think he did it when he was on the road I think he just waited now. I'll write that out when I'm in colorado. I know I'm I know how my my bread's buttered Yeah, how do you die plane? I think That's a plane plane. Oh, she goes plane. I think I was erasing my hand German plane. I think right wasn't it a plane crash? Yes. I think it was yeah He died and then bono bono bono bono died. No bono bono is alive. Which one ones that fuck share Sonny. Oh sonny. He died from a tree too

From is yeah skiing right skiing. Yeah. Yeah a tree fucking got him How would you like to go out? Are you are you afraid to die? Uh, no at all Well, I am for my kids Well, I don't want to die a horrific death But like I think it's gonna be really relaxing and I don't believe that this anybody's gonna be judging me You know why why because it was these two fucking kittens outside of my house these two stray kittens

Right and I'm sitting there and I'm trying to get him into the fucking house because I know what's gonna happen to him If they stay out there and they just wouldn't get any closer and we were getting closer three days, you know We were getting close to like they were gonna accept us. We had a crate We're gonna put a minute and blah blah blah They just kept jumping over the fence to take the food and they wouldn't let us get anywhere near them And then I'm sitting on my couch and I heard this fucking fucking noise and I haven't seen him since Yeah, and I'm just sticking to myself like oh fuck man. Yeah, like what kind of story is that? What kind of story is that? Yeah, that's what this fucking place is. You don't have a garage

Put the fucking kittens in the fucking garage, man, dude, and then thing goes The fucking door they're gonna run out Oh, oh you killed a bird the other day. I didn't kill it. I rescued a bird quite the opposite No, I sit to bring it inside and then you didn't know because it's a baby You can't just if the mother happens to come back for it. You can't bring a baby in I know but what my plan was Baby hurt outside. Let's bring it in give it. I had sunflower seeds If in 24 hours the mother didn't come back. I would have given it food in the water. Yeah, he died anyway It's okay. Baby bird died tried. Did the other kitten survive? That should be a t-shirt

What baby bird died dot dot dot tried Wait did the other kitten survive? They're just and I don't know if somebody else got him. Yeah, and was able to get him into his shelter, but uh You know, it's just you know, there's a lot of variables everybody in my house is allergic to cats It was very fucking stressful Three days and every day I'm like going fuck guys and they would meow real loud and I'd be like guys get inside You can't fucking be talking to him. I can't be doing that come out here And then I'd start to come towards I'm trying to like, you know and I because I was stressed

They kept fucking running away. It was a nightmare. It's a fucking nightmare And then like the same guy was gonna judge me creates this fucking world that two things that cute can't hang out for more than three nights Or else they get fucking eaten alive. Yeah, and then you're gonna give me shit because I went to a titty bar So no, I think you just once the last time you went to a titty bar. Oh god, I don't even know I I don't know. You went to one. Oh, I used to go uh On monday nights, but we wouldn't we would just drink at the bar We're here in L.A. Yeah

I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say which one but we fucking uh cheetahs. It had to have been cheetahs. Yeah, it was It was I used to go there with two other comics. Yeah, and we would just sit and we would we would you know The dancers are over there. We would tip all the dancers. Yeah And then you know, we didn't do anything that creepy lap dance shit or anything We would just sit there drinking beers just laughing our fucking ass. We used to call them board meetings We went to a board meeting and we would go down there and it was uh Yeah, we had a great time We got to know people down there and they just knew us. We were like these regular barflies

And we would go down there, but that was like I mean like I don't know seven eight 10 years ago, but cheetahs is just a great bar the inside it's like it's a great ball. Yeah, it's a cool bar Nude, so it's not right right. They also shot, you know the comedy central shit there like Yeah, yeah, like our show already shared your showcase show not happening. And whenever you're I'm you're there, you see I always see comics. I See there are a lot hanging out Love him. I don't know why I don't I wouldn't name names of who's hanging out down there

It was maybe cut that out. Yeah. Yeah. But it was uh, I would definitely cut that out. It was the fun It was a fun hand it was a memory like I remember a long time ago One of the first times I went down to Atlantic And I met some woman down there and she what we were going to go hang out and she wanted to take me to a titty bar And I go watch she goes she goes this isn't these They're not like in the other states. It's like a party. Everybody's having a good time and I went in and that's what it was like It was like an album release. Oh really? That's what it felt like it didn't feel like You know when you being some God forsaken town and all those truckers are in there just

It felt like there was a serial killer in here I have to you know, I have to get out of here. So that's sort of how all the LAT bars are I've been to most of them like Sam's all of them. It's just a nice drinking vibe Yeah, what is that reservation dogs? Oh, yeah, you're both in it. Oh, you want to talk about how great is that show? It's fantastic Sterling man when I Sterling came on the show and said that you had the best oaky accent you'd ever heard That's good. I worked on that. I got a coach and everything like that because all those people giving me shit and

It's because they know I'm where I'm from. It's not like I have like a hardcore Boston accent I just have like an East Coast accent. I pronounce my Rs and stuff, but like It's it's not and it's just how you know, they say like, you know, Bob box I say Bob box walk. So, you know, like what can I teach me how to do a Boston accent real quick? I've always want to learn. So give me something that I could why don't you give me a sentence. All right All right, try try saying do your Bob do your job Do your job Was that Chinese?

Hey, do your job. No, that sounds Asian, right? Asian, New York. Hey, do your do your do your Do your job. I just had to see where you were created We're good. So give me a line Well, one thing that they always say they always fuck up is they is it is the joke Park the car in the Harvard. Yeah. So then people think everything is just ah Ah, Park the car. So like I'll say they'll say where you're from and I'll say Boston and they go Oh, Boston. It's like that's how people from the Midwest say it. Right. So B. O. S. Becomes B. A. W. Baw like saw, right? See job is stay the mind again and I'm gonna repeat job. Do your job job job job

No, just just think like saw saw What's wrong with you What do you mean doing this on purpose? No, no, I'm just trying to list A. W. What is this called right here? This is your a jaw You forget it What Chin you know what I'm not gonna charge you for this What are you guys getting at all right start over let's start over you really fuck you George

I really want to do this. Please help me. What's the name of the movie with the shark in it jaws Can you not say it jaws? Jaws, okay, that's how you would say Jaws. Okay, okay jaws jaws now just add a B at the end of it Boz. No, no at the end of it job job Job do your job. Do your job job. You're trying to do the boss. I can't do it. I can't Why you know what you can't be this bad you're the Purpose of your hopeless I'm hopeless. There we go. You know what and so, you know, it's you know what hurts me dizzy

I don't give a fuck. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. I think you do You just reminded me of fucking overly like just self-analysis. Do you know it really hurts me? On helpful crushing it on helpful advice you do TV shows and movies You know, I'm doing okay. Thank you. Yeah, you're crushing it. I'm doing good. Do you know it really hurts me? I don't care. I know you don't and you know what I'm glad you know it was I do care It was just too fucking desperate and made me feel uncomfortable You put all your pain right in my face and I didn't want to see it. That's why I want you to sit back in that dirty orange chair You know, I

On it honestly when I first met you I was super intimidated Just let me finish. Okay. I honestly love you so much. I think we're gonna become really good friends. I Feel it. I feel like in my 50s This is gonna and you I know what I don't know what you're doing right now And I don't like it. I could feel the resistance is rejecting your friend He's rejecting and I know you're gonna say something like from Boston. That's gonna be like press and like hurtful Jaws, you know, I mean And but I honestly kind of hit me off at the past. All right, let's do the unhelpful advice

Okay, unhelpful advice with Bill Burr All right. Hey guys, my name is Joel I'm 24 years old and I've been having a new fetish lately of wanting someone to watch me and my girl have sex girl or guy I don't care. Just want them to watch but that's it. How do I bring it up with my partner? What's my plan? It depends on what your end goal is If you want to settle down and get married and have a wife and kids I wouldn't indulge in that shit, but if you just want to like fucking not be tethered To any sort of fucking normalcy then

How would you do that? What you got to do is you got to be like, so, you know, you want to spice it up a little bit You have that conversation and then you see like what the fuck she's into and then you got to kind of play it out and gradually either either go right to it or Bring it around eventually You know what I mean to it Take her to one of those sex clubs. See if she's into the exhibition game or voyeurism even I didn't listen to the question Say it again. Yeah, but if they haven't done anything like that. Yeah, so then just out of nowhere go

Hey, you want to go go to Applebee's or maybe the sex club tonight? That's the way to do it. Yeah, we could get a moon over my hammy or watch people fuck each other Honey, I'm just spitballing. Okay Hey, just throwing shit against the wall Gilbert that's a great way to How how would you convince Kalilah to let another woman or a man watch you guys have sex? Have another woman or not watch you guys you have exhibitionist you you're an exhibitionist you want to be seen having sex Yeah, I feel like that you wouldn't you wouldn't be you would be okay with that. I don't think I would be okay with that

I would be okay. I think you would know I don't like being seen. I'm a voyeur. I like to watch I don't like being seen so you would watch me do it with some I would rather watch you have sex like with who? Anyone but I'm sort of a cock Would you watch me and Carl yeah, my but my new best friend Carl make as long as I'm in character. It's not okay Yeah, yeah, I'll get a golden globe for this Or a golden shower That would be the most miserable Human experience of my life making love to him

Why do you have to be so hurtful? No, it just would be hard. I just why can't you take the time to get to know me like that? I just would I I would have performance anxiety. I think you would do with him. Yeah with Eric Griffin. No Lay on your stomach. I got it And I just put my arm around with I'm riffing with a griffin. Yeah, yeah, but with Billy, you know Who else would you have a hard time with and who else would be how about a woman? You know, you know just going right to guys Yeah, it's funnier with guys with women in terms of comics. Yeah No, Whitney. Mm-hmm

No, you got what are you doing name and names here? Come on. No, we could name names who I want to make love to How is that hurtful because they have to do it with you? Oh, sorry, that's That's the that's true. I heard full. Yeah, but Whitney probably no Nikki Glacier. No No one there's not a female comic. I would make love about Bert Bert Chrysler Yeah, probably yeah, because it would be so be like a buddy movie. It'd be I know right a road money a row Fackling laugh. I know because when we did that would still be PG-13. Oh, you think no With Burr, I mean with no because you guys are like good-natured fun people that people love

Yeah, but it wouldn't it wouldn't seem dirty. Yeah, yeah, like he shit in my on my hand He should have my palm. Well, there you have way there to Yeah, yeah, well when I did his Netflix show and he did the the colonic that the coffee colonic It's sprayed onto my hand. I saw the whole the whole thing Right, and I felt okay with that. You know, I mean if it was Carl. Oh my god. Yeah No, be terrible if anyway Anything like a hallmark card both you guys have your legs crossed the same way one in front of the other To the same chairs. Let me ask you something remember those love is those creepy cards when we were kids

No, what was those? Yes. Yeah with the kids with the giant eyes. Yeah, there was something about that reminded me Remember those cutouts love and then I looked into your eyes, and I realized that this is not the card Any other ones is that it that's it for us Anything to promote bill season five the fifth and final season of efforts for family is Streaming now on Netflix and our girl Mo Collins is on it. Oh Collins is on it. There's a bunch of people on it Yeah, yeah, it's a great show Sam Rockwell. Why is it though? That's insane Dave Keckner huge Why only one more season Justin Long

Okay, Justin Trevor DeVall Oh, it's huge. It's amazing. Why only one more season Vince Vaughn. It's Vince on it. Vince Vaughn was on season three Okay, can I can I say something? I want to thank you about Vince That was all I want to thank you. Can I thank you something? Okay? For 20 years, you already told me the story you already said thank you. Yeah, and I want to thank you. Yeah, okay? And that that's first of all, how mad are your listeners right now? Yeah, what is he talking about? I think they know. Yeah, you've told you've told this. I've told you I think they know I want to thank you for that because that was something that I thought I was gonna die with and

You did that and I want to say that. Um, hey Carl's always looking out for his little buddy I think you are I think you really are and I also want to thank you for having all things comedy and having our podcast on your network and I want to give you I Love you Carl and I'm gonna give him a round of applause give Carl a round of applause Thank you everybody season five fifth final season last season Sit and any road dates you want to fucking plug Jesus. That's aggressive And See I'll be in San Diego December 10th, and then I'll be in Indianapolis and the teens

I don't know the exact dates and then between Christmas and New Year. I'll be in Phoenix, Arizona F is for family there is a family check it out You the great Mike Price from the Simpsons love him. He's the best I know I mean I said that earlier That's an A-list fucking situation Billy. I love you. Thank you so much for Debbie Dary Barry Trying to give a shout out to everybody anybody else

Peter Billingsley Victoria Vaughn Valerie Vaughn Who's Peter Billingsley the late great? David Richardson who's Peter Billy great Mark Wilmore who the fuck are these people are they on the show writers and perform? All right, okay, good. Yeah, give them a round of applause after family the whole staff and crew they could go for everybody Okay, give Bill a round of applause Hey Prime members you can listen to Tiger barely ad-free on Amazon music download the Amazon music app today Or you can listen ad-free with Wondry plus in Apple podcast before you go Tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry comm slash survey