TigerBelly - Ep 353: Oliver Tree Finally Opens Up

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

Bobby looks eggy. Oliver is a fancy turtle. Khalyla has good vibrations. We talk bad hugs, bullet haircuts, olive trees, and we call Ethan Klein for the real truth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus Is it one color your penis or multiple shades? Really what depends on the temperature. Yeah, wait, so when do we start? When do you want to start whenever no I meant didn't we already start no we don't start that way good cool But we do you know we do turn it on they can't we all this stuff is being recorded, so we might use it for show Yeah, yeah, yeah But are you comfortable not really no Yeah

Three two one negative one negative two negative three negative two negative one zero Countdown That's just not how it works. Oh Me walking down the street being so good to me. Yeah. Yeah Haven't see I write to I write music as well Not everyone not everyone is singular singularly Talented some has double talents Okay, so welcome to the podcast. I am the king and I am the one and the only

Bobby Lee give me a run, but I never get a run of applause We got coli like you own More bigger one At this guy, what's up Gilber alone? Yeah, yeah, why does why can't be man like snow snow Okay, no no clock no clap no clap for him. All right, so um Our guest today, um I've been scared Let's get fascinated really, you know a fear fascination

You know and um been googling and stuff, you know watching him, you know He's got Chinese bangs You know the Wuhan bang who won't bang. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Covid live, baby. What's up? And he's also a singer songwriter Country artist easy personality on the YouTubes Olive trees and all of her tree

So I said fuck it up. I fucked it up. Oh, yeah We do people call you olive tree sometimes. Yeah, I've been called pretty much every name in the book. Yeah. Yeah You caught me whatever. Yeah, welcome. So give yourself a treat all over tree. Give yourself a run. Yeah Oh, it's nice. I like your glasses. Thank you. Yeah I feel like don't you need bigger ones? Oh, these are actually great because you can have bigger ones on top of it Oh, you can hide them and then you can have two depending on what the setting is Oh, right. So you have two different settings sometimes. Yeah, we'll check this out. Yeah. Yeah, uh-oh these things are busted They're broken. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I get the theory behind them. Yeah, right? You can flip the lens down

Yeah, but I'm not and what I'm saying is you can get bigger. No, I have the exact same model but bigger and what and when do you use those? for important events Mm-hmm. So this was an I feel like those are actually the correct size for your eyes. Yeah, and that's because my eyes are closed together There we go. Yeah, I have tiny eyes. Isn't it you're doing a racer. You can't. I'm Asian. You're doing a racist joke toward mine It should be squinny or not closer together. Yeah, you know, it's probably for me. I'm a little cross-eyed. Yeah. Yeah Anyway, um, all over trees. Where you from? Oh Santa Cruz, California Oh, I just wanted to address the elephant in the room So I've been trying to do this podcast for a long time and you guys kept cancelling it

I just wanted to know what happened what took so long because how many times did we reschedule this right? So do you want the truth or yeah, I want the truth. Okay, the truth is is that I never knew about those. Okay? That's a good answer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I literally the first time I've honestly because I'm just so like Into my own world or whatever. So I don't really know what happens outside of what I'm doing, right? And what do you do? Mm-hmm interesting. I was wondering that interesting I was just curious Exactly does this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's like what I've said to myself before you came here

Is to be mindful of my guest and not to be hostile. I got some hostility. What happened? What I came to the door and I Try to give him a hug and he was like Yeah, well, yeah, I was like, what's going on here? He's like a robot. I literally was and then I got him to give me a hug And he was like he gave me like the worst hug of my life and I tried to get a second hug Yeah, and I said no. Yeah, he said no. Well because we hadn't shaked hands yet. Is that the formal? Yeah, well the formal thing is like let's introduce ourselves first I just go I get it bud. I get it bud, but the thing is it would can't you came into strong You know you know for you for you people love hugs. They need hugs. I think everybody needs a yeah

I took the hug didn't I? Yeah, I still hug obviously it was too long vibrations going on between the two Oh, what are the vibrations tell me I'm getting a very high vibration Over here. Yeah. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure it out. Yeah vibrational human Yeah, it's more of a Ethan vibration. Don't bring that name up around. Yeah, but don't you think it's an Ethan vibration? Uh, both of you guys are bad vibes. Yeah. Yeah. What? What? Ethan is Mega bad. He's like the very bottom of the barrel. Yeah, he's got titties. Well, I wouldn't say that I would say he's a bottom-feeder and he's a bottom-feeder clout chaser. Yeah, and First of all, I don't fuck with them. You don't fuck with me. Can I swear? Yeah, you can yeah, I fucking hate that

Yeah, how about this then dude? Why don't I change my vibrations? Yeah, let's let's get you a little alright So, yeah, so how do I do that? Do I I don't know you tell me I'll just shake my head. Yeah, check it out. Yeah, check it out Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, what's up, man? You good? What's up? Cowabunga, bro? I love it Santa Cruz, right? Yeah to be there to the NAR my man Yeah, Narnar. All right, so how's this? I like it. Yeah, I feel great about it, dude Yeah, what do I do? Yeah, you asked me that question right what I do. I'd like to know I do a lot man Yeah, right what I do is I play stardew valley. What's that? It's a video game. It's a farming simulation. I don't play video games. I actually hate video games

What else do you do? What else what else I do yeah, I listen to music what kind of music not yours, you know, it's crazy Yeah, I don't listen to music. Why I don't know. Yeah, not into it Um like Chopin you if you hear Chopin, I hate Chopin you do most art. I hate Mozart. You're like in no no classical zero music I know what you like. What rude sandstorm. Oh my god. Okay. What do you like? That has a sweet spot What is he like sandstorm? It's what Vanderlei Silva goes out to diga diga did it You know van der Lee that did diga diga did it? It's more like

Yeah Yeah, yeah, you might know it yeah, I mentioned that's how you fuck Yeah, yeah And she's like this is weird. I put that song on that's for you do that the mood. Yeah, do you get do you get laid? I'm not supposed to talk. Yeah. Yeah, I supposed to say anything. Can I guess? May I guess yeah, they're telling me my guess is that you've come close What about you what about you wait, you're with him I'm just kidding. I've seen all the drama. I know yeah

Oh, you back down you back down from that You've seen live vagina right excuse me live vagina what? Well what I'm saying is is that you know There's two types of vagina right stuff that you see online. Yeah, or on the television. Okay, right? You can watch porn on your television. Correct. You mirror it with your iPad. I've done that You know me or you've casted on the TV. I have been out of town. Oh me too. Okay, good Really? Oh, yeah. Why are you shocked? Yeah? Yeah, what the hell don't don't I need it on that 55 inch You put the dogs away. I don't I do you gotta put the dogs away. Why do you think I don't my kids to watch fucking you

Do they know what's happening your dogs? Well, they know that my penis is out anyway Um, I'll tell you that right now But so what I'm saying is the people watch it on you know gadgets and whatnot or they see it live Like have you seen a real vagina with your own bear eyes? I feel like I have one time. There was like one or two times that I think I may have seen something. Yeah But um, I'm not supposed to talk about it. Yeah. Oh, so you're religious probably know. Yeah, I'm very religious. Yeah, yeah, Christ I'm not supposed to talk about okay. Okay. Talk about that

FLDS the fundamentalist like yeah like Mormon shit, but like polygamy stuff polygamy stuff How did you know I could just tell your whole outfit. It's the vibe. Hi. Yeah, hi vibration. Yeah, I dabble you dabble Yeah, yeah, so I've I've pretty much experimented with most of the major religions But lately I've been just kind of you know, I well not supposed to say too much But I am trying to start my own religion. Oh, well nuts. I honestly you said too much Okay, can we just move in the next part? No, I don't want to because it's my show and I would like to explode that just for a little bit No, I can't I really can't I honestly wish I could but yeah, yeah too much information What do we make a compromise? Yes, if I ask you three questions, you answer them then we'll move on to the next one

I mean, it depends if I like the questions. Okay, that's good. So all of no Oliver tree Oliver. I'm sorry. Why did you say that because you made it a bit? I forgot, but it wasn't a bit I it's just like do you like all of trees? I love olives. That's really good. What's your favorite type of olives? Mmm, I only started liking olives about three weeks ago. What? Yeah, but I welcome to the club Yeah, but now I really like them really so yeah, I find I just saying that cuz I'm here No, no, no, so I finally acquired a taste I've been trying I've been trying olives every week for the last like 30 years and finally a couple weeks ago I was like I get it now. I love them and I put them on my fingers. I like sticking my tongue in the hole of the olive

You know you get me hungry. Yeah, so when I stick it in my mouth, you know, and I kind of just I don't chew on it I just try to get my tongue inside that little tiny hole feels good I've never tried that. You should try them though before I eat it out Oh, the little hole not the hole just the whole thing I just get a taste get my hand on it try to kind of feel what I'm getting myself into Yeah, but you know about the hole, right? No, I've seen them Okay, let me ask you some questions about your religion. I'm not I honestly don't want to talk about it. It's really is there a God Mmm, I can't say okay. You nod. Are there other members?

I'm not dude. Dude. Is it not doing this? Is it Bible? Related there a book is there a book? I'm not getting into it. Okay. I'm sorry. I really know I find it's cool It's cool. So um, you're not in a religion. You are in a religion, but you're not allowed to talk about it Well, you're starting one. Yeah, can I be involved in it? You could answer that What kind of person are you? Oh, I have low I have really bad vibrations like you said No, of course, you can be in it. Everyone can be in it. Oh, they can and I think we could save you We could help a guy like you out. Oh, wow. Where do we start? Yeah, what do we start? I'm not gonna get into it I'm not supposed to talk about this and honestly, I think we might have to cut all this out

Okay, are you being serious? Yeah, okay. So just put a note down George that Half of the podcast so far is out. Okay So, um, but you've been on Ethan's podcast a Bunch of I've been tricked into being on it There was always different promises and things that were basically a carrot dangled in front of me Uh-huh, and I never got the end of basically the dude's never paid me We're supposed to split ad revenue different things and I I don't know if we talked about this beforehand But you guys are aware about the splits

We're splitting our ad revenue way. No, no, no. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Do you guys do ads? Yeah, we do ads All right, bad question answer. No, we don't do ads No, so what you're saying to me is and I didn't know this and I'm willing to talk about it But for you to come on my program, right? It's of course, everything's paid right So we have to pay you even though we've had Judd Apatow on we didn't pay him who I'm serious. Yeah. Yeah. He's just a director. Okay producer of movies. Well. Yeah, I've never heard of him Yeah, Jordan Peele. We've had him on I do know Jordan. Yeah. Yeah, it didn't pay him. He's a legend

I'm surprised. He didn't take any money. He's doing good. He's making movies, right? Oh, so you're not doing good So you need the money. I'm down bad. Oh, oh You're struggling also. I wanted to ask if you guys have any opportunities for investment or anything like that I'm I'm down bad. I need someone. Well knowing you now. I just had a business idea. Let's create a meth lap. I Like yeah, you ever done math. I have me. Have you yeah, yeah, I can tell yeah Yeah, yeah, I started at 11. I started at 11 12 years old. Yeah, I didn't do it. I presume No, I'm sober now me too. You really are. Yeah, how much the ride did you have? Um, I got off weed a year and a half ago. Uh-huh, and I was smoking a pound a month a day

And I just wasn't getting high. You're putting smoking a pound a month a day. Yeah You're smoking a pound. I would sort of just absorb that. Yeah. Yeah. Do the math on that. Let's take it slow Do the math on that. All right, so you're smoking a pound a month per day All right, so I I get it. So you were smoking a pound a day Okay, exactly. Okay. Good. No, but I was for a whole month one pound every month for a day. Oh for it I don't know if that helped it or made it less clear. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. I do and I don't what about that that works Yeah, how much method did you do when you just a couple times and not really on purpose mostly on accident? Oh, right But I was up for multiple days and it was it was bad. Yeah got a little scar underneath one of my

Eyebrows from a little altercation. I had on meth. Oh really what happened? Um, I don't want to talk about I'm sorry, that's just it's Korean. It's Korean. What'd you say? It just means that um, Welcome to the show Welcome to show. Thank you for having me. You're welcome. We're not gonna pay you We'll talk about we'll talk about after we're not gonna number one. We're not gonna pay you number two. Well, what? Maybe we'll talk about that after. Okay. Um, or can we just stop the episode? No, we're not gonna stop further Well, how about this? Why don't we why don't we do this? You're right? Well, we're not stopping because you're here, right? Yeah, I did come out here. You did come out here. So, um, here's the deal. All right

You came out here. We'll talk about after the show, right? And then if we do air it then you can probably do a lawsuit Well, I don't think anything will be airing unless we get this sorted. Should we just stop the episode? No, no, no, I think we should finish. Is this your producer here? That's my right-hand man. You're right-hand man? Did you not talk with him about this beforehand? No, I knew you were coming today, but I just didn't know that we had scheduled you before and then you had I mean How many times did we try to schedule this? Maybe like three three three. Are you being real? Yeah, I think so and then what the last reschedule is not on us. Oh, they're all on you guys. No, what happened?

I think one was on Paul. I've been waiting Paul who? It's between Paul and George. My guy. All right. So what happened? Paul? No, yeah, you guys don't get into a lot of stuff, do you? We do. It just depends on the vibe. Yeah, okay No, I just certain things I don't like to talk about on camera. So yeah, I get I wish I had that list Yeah, that would have been nice. You didn't send him a list. You have a list? Of course. I have a list Yeah, I would love to have a list of things. Can we maybe send it to them? Yeah, yeah Right that dude is just gonna bring up everyone. Well, what about this? What about this? I don't trust you

I don't trust you either right now Oliver. I'll be honest with you I don't trust someone who doesn't hug a person. Yeah, I don't trust a guy right that come you live here, right? Yeah No, oh, you don't know. This is your hang spot. This is my hang spot, dude. All right, so yeah, I don't live here I've never been here before now. Let me say something. Okay. See a lot of pictures. Yeah We put this up and that's why George makes a lot of good money. You're the guy who makes all this stuff Yeah, he made it. He gets a cut share. Yeah, he painted all of that ad share Is that a toy of you right there? That is that is a that's awesome. Yeah, I could have that. No, you can't That would go really good at my spot. Yeah, what does your spot look like? I don't actually live anywhere. I

Have two suitcases and I literally just travel so I'm trying to figure out where I could put that. Yeah. Yeah, maybe at my manager's spot Yeah, but so what were you sleep? Where do you sleep in hotels? Yeah, I live in hotels. Yeah, probably motel sex Depends. Hmm. Residents in we usually like when I get brought into a podcast. They take care of me They'll drive me out get me like a limousine. Do we not do that? Yeah, yeah Well, I you know what Oliver tree? I am so sorry that we didn't accommodate number one It's a my bad and I want to you know, cuz I've been changing my ways you have how you've been changing

Why would go through therapy and you know What that's great Yeah, thank you. What kind of stuff are we talking you working on yourself? Yeah, that's important. It's important A lot of work to do I can feel it because of my bad very very very very vibrations something like that. Yeah Oh, but I feel like But you know, you're not perfect. You're a shell of a person. No That hurts so bad But you know what? I think there is a

Inside there and I think there may be a great guy in there deep down inside. Yeah. Yeah, I really do feel that I feel like there's a really sweetheart guy who's scared. I Am scared man. You were scared to hug me. Oh Yeah, I think I was yeah, you were for sure. Yeah, you just have weird hair and be bro. Come on You're gonna start dissing on my hair. I that's one of the things I don't like to talk about Yeah, I'm just saying I've never seen like that's the kind of you have sort of like it's a bullet bulkhead mullet It's a bullet. Oh, you have a bullet. Yeah, a bullcut mullet. Yeah, I never heard. Thank you Yeah, he's like

Yeah, Asians did pioneer that did you know that are you giving credit to China? All I know is yeah, I Came up with the name of the bullet. I know but you didn't come up with the hairstyle I don't know man. Nothing is truly original. He said, thank you. Did you come up with that hat with all those holes in it? No, I didn't you have a mice problem. What's going on? No problem. Let me say something to you, right? Yeah, I never claimed that I don't I'm not calling this a bullet or some sort of name, right? Right. It's just a fucking beanie, right? What do you call it? It looks like it's been shot a couple. Yeah, yeah shot up. That's interesting. I've never seen anything like that. Yeah

But cha chi can I call you cha chi dude? You can call me literally anything. Yeah, I'm a straight shooter Right, but cha chi, right? I'm gonna say that you're pointing fingers and talking about me. I'm not pointing fingers I know, but you know what I mean? No, I'm just trying to get to the bottom of it Okay, give the bottom me. Let's get to the bottom of you. Sure, right? Yeah, you've got problemos too poor for course Right, you name some of them and you're gonna talk about what I got a lot of problems But I definitely don't like to talk about him on air. All right. That's on the list, but one so that's how about this Why don't we start this name me the top name me the list? I'm not telling you. Yeah Yeah, rattle me off the fucking oh rattle me up the fucking you bring it down here, bro

My bad. That's my back cuz you're the guy hobbies hobbies You really want to know yeah, so right now Basically as someone who's an addict, which I'm sure you can relate with a Addiction just doesn't disappear. It's about hopping it over to something and hopefully something that's more positive and Not so destructive on yourself or other people. So for me, I'm a workaholic Everything I do. I don't really know how to stop. Oh, but it's all stuff. I love to do so it's not It's not bad, but right now. I'm just exploring some new things I just finished my third feature film screenplay. So I've been writing a lot. What's it called?

I'm not gonna say. Okay. I don't want to talk about it. Okay but That was the third one I wrote in the last two years. Uh-huh. So that's been like a passion project for me I've just been doing that because I really love to do it. I just want to be really is it a romance movie It's not action. No horror. No, is it a biopic? No Is it sci-fi? No Uh-huh. I was just gonna figure out what else. Documentary. No, but I actually filmed 20 documentaries Is it 22 now in the last four years?

Yeah, we're filming 23. I'm not kidding you. Oh I released a couple of them online, but we have could you name a couple of things that you did release? Yeah, one of them. Yeah, thank you is the behind the scenes of how to make a million dollar music video I went to Ukraine filmed the music video I jumped off of a building and shot army tanks off in residential neighborhoods and a Bunch of different stuff before Russia invaded. Yeah, I've went I filmed one in Russia as well this last summer I was living there for four months. Yeah, and I filmed a documentary on that But that's probably not gonna come out for a while, right?

And yeah, I went like this year. I went to I love to travel. That's one of my passions So this year I went to Morocco in Egypt I was beautiful month and I filmed a documentary out there. I was finishing mixing my country album cowboy tears cowboy tears Yeah, yeah, and then Filmed a documentary in India was there for a month and then I was I'm not kidding. I'm just lap. Okay. It's not funny I know it's not funny. I'm just kind of just laugh. I prefer if you didn't oh Say say it again then and I'll try not to I filmed documentary in India for one month

I don't see what's funny about it? Who's wait, is there a camera on him? No Are you gonna pick up the laughing or no? Yeah What is so fucking funny? You know he directed Bollywood movie. No. Yeah. Oh, you're a legend I like this guy. Yeah. Yeah. I already feel like it should be you and you in the seats Yeah, yeah, you're right here. And where do you think I should be? You know it's so funny there for a little it's so fucking funny. Maybe we'll do like musical chair I was because I've been watching you on on Ethan's podcast and it's a very popular podcast It's honestly not that popular. It is one of the best used to be a lot more popular

And Ethan's a very good friend of mine, and I just think that he's a really talented guy I would and when you when you're combative with them I thought you know what Ethan's a little too hostile toward this guy Oliver trees, and I was like, you know, it's Oliver tree. Whatever Plural just Oliver tree. Yeah, it's my real name. Yeah, I said all the trees But it's Oliver tree Oliver tree. I mean, yeah, Oliver. I'm sorry. Oliver tree. Yes. I'm sorry It's okay. My bad. My bad. So my point is is that I um, you know, I was like, you know, all of her tree is Oliver tree, I just want to say it right all of her tree was coming on. That was it. Thank you

It was gonna come on one more time Oliver tree Oliver tree. That's what I said. Yeah, all right. I think you're being raised. You were close. I think you're being racist I'm not being racist. Yeah, because the thing is is that go because some of my Asian accent came out and then you had to correct me Yeah, all right. Don't turn this into a racist thing. Yeah, you've been calling me all over trees since I got here Exactly, and then you called me all of tree as well. Yeah, exactly one more time Oliver tree. Yeah, that's right Okay, Oliver tree. It's hard to say I guess but I think has a nice ring do it. Yeah. All right. Keep going. Sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off

Like if my name was app tree and people are like apple tree. It's just hard You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for the laugh Gilbert So the thing is the thing is is this Is I was wondering why Ethan was so hostile, but then I get it now Why do you get it? Because already like, you know, I was going to be like really kind and bro You wouldn't even hug me when I came into I'm fucking sorry. I think you're so kind. He's always such a but you don't know me Dude, the thing is that you you don't fucking know me man. I open the door You don't even you open your fucking arms up like bring it in. I know but the thing is is that you come up with the little

Glasses and the fucking hair and I'm going. What the fuck is this? Can we reset pretend that you guys are meeting for the first time at the start over hug hug? All right I think that's the core of the situation. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So ring the doorbell. You gotta ring the doorbell But you were there Here we go. You were there. All right. Okay. Let's get all right. Hey One this time not a scared one. All right, come on Oh, wow, holy wow Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

He's trying to pull away a little bit keep him in I love that that's great. Yeah That wasn't so hard was it? Yeah, your hug is okay. It there's a lot of shoulder into it. I lean into it. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I didn't like it. But um, well I tried yeah, but it was still good. I feel I felt something Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the feeling is yet, but I'll think about it But if you weren't like a deserted island, right?

And you had a dvd player or whatever and you could choose 10 dvds And the in for some reason on this dessert line. There's electricity. Yeah I mean and a television you have a flat screen a little building with electricity with a dvd player Yeah, and Wi-Fi and Wi-Fi and you get 10, right? And one of those machines that they had in Star Trek next generation. Okay. Well it like a food simulator. Yeah. Yeah You wouldn't die. You know what I mean? Sounds amazing. It sounds amazing. Would you live on an island with me? I would with a food simulation and only 10 dvds Trying to think here. Yeah, how much would you pay me?

Oh millions of dollars. I love it. I would be there But we never get to spend it because we're on the fucking island forever It sounds pretty fun, but you'll be in bank. You'll know it's in your bank account. Right. All right That's the thing with money. It just kind of sits there. Yeah, I feel like if you're on an island How many days would it take for us to fuck? This guy is a straight shooter Um, I say five Five days. That's pretty quick, dude. That's quick, dude. Look at the food simulator. That's what I was reading when you gave me a hug in the front door

Uh, you're a five day fuck guy, right? And so you had that sexual energy. I've never even had sex So I wouldn't even know maybe five years. Maybe five lifetimes Hopefully five lifetimes, right? But you said five days pretty quick, too. That was pretty quick. I don't remember saying that Yeah, so I could imagine you and I are on this island, right five days in you're already hitting on me This is quite the fantasy It is. So what what's the dvds that we have 10? That's a lot man five We have five movies that we can bring and we have to watch them

That's hard. Yeah, three three movies, man. That's a challenge What about two bro? Name one. Yeah, just fucking one movie all over one movie you like. Yeah. Yeah, I want to say Yeah, anything by oh well, I would say yohembo. You would say she directed by who? I'm sorry. I'm yeah, yeah, like I'm running on two hours of sleep. I understand but try I already said the name Six times jeppy. I'm not good with names. I already told you that kurosawa Kurosawa, of course. I was You're about to say that. Yeah, no top movie ever. Yeah

Yeah, I'm not sure. Oh, yeah, but I think top three Okay, no, I like Mmm, I'm drawing a blank. Yeah, okay. I like this one movie. Yeah Describe the movie. Um, maybe we can come up with the name Or just figure it out. Have you seen taxidermia? Taxidermia. Mm-hmm. Are you thinking of taxi driver? Maybe that's what I was thinking. No, taxidermia. Oh, taxidermia. Never saw it Taxidermia. Is it about a guy who stuffs dead animals?

Humans. Oh, that's what I want done to me when I pass I want to be mounted on a wall Uh, I I don't want to give it away. I don't want to give the movie away, but you would love it if you want that You should check this movie out. Just my pussy, babe. That's my favorite movie of all time Really? Yeah, I want to watch that movie taxidermia. Oh one cans. Nice. It did one cans and when does it come out? It came out like maybe 12 years ago. No, maybe maybe 15. Oh, I gotta watch that movie. It's a banger and who who directed it I really can't say. Grigor Pali

Taxidermia that sounds that looks good. Is it a horror movie? No It's it's a romantic comedy. It looks like a romantic comedy based on the calm. It's uh, it's definitely not a rom-com Yeah, it's a comedy. There's a funny. No Is it scary? No You there's no feeling then associated with it. It's a roller coaster. It's visceral. I'll say that it's visceral Might be a little bit. I think some of it might go over your head, but I think you might like it Thank you for saying that That burns. I once watched the the last movie we watched together was the french film. Which the dress? Yeah

But I also will address the compliment. Yeah, wait. What were you saying? There's this movie. We just watched That our friend aquafina recommended and basically in this movie. She has sex with automobiles. Oh, yeah, I saw it What's the tight team or something? Uh titan. I saw it. Yeah, we saw it together. Yeah, we saw it. Yeah, I like titan I like automobiles man. Vroom vroom, man Right, I like the sound. Yeah, when you're a big car guy, I can tell how you can tell right vroom vroom, right? Yeah Yeah, I saw the cars out front. Yeah, baby. That's how we roll do You know me you guys ride them next to each other. Yeah, would you drive dog? All my stuff's in storage right because you don't have a place to live. Yeah, right. How do you get around this guy right here?

That's my driver. Yeah, is he are you Jewish? What can I know that I don't know why is that relevant? It's not relevant. I just want to know if he's Jewish or not Are you Jewish Oliver? What do you think you are? No, I'm not you are No Okay, are you Maybe are you? Yeah, really?

Nice. Yeah, no, I'm not But But you've heard of it. Well, I've dabbled Oh, you've got it. Yeah, I've told you I've You've dabbled with pretty much all the major religions. Right, right, but I'm not at the moment. You're not Um in terms of religions. Is there one that you're leaning to or I really don't want to talk about it I get it. You don't want to talk about religions kind of like it. So it's off. Yeah, but you do believe in a god You can say that you can say that do you believe in a god?

I really should not. All right Am I up to go? Why I'm just kidding. I want to hang out. Yeah hang out Do you so do you perform live with your music? I thought about it. I thought about it. I was I think we go great. Yeah, I will say yeah I'm about to go on tour I've been on ask you for the last year. I know but I just asked if you well. I just remembered I'm about to do this tour and I have a very special announcement I am throwing my first festival

August 4th Petco Park My first festival is finally coming and I can't say the acts that are playing with me, but It's called fire festival And it's going to be fucking crazy. I think it's going to be the greatest Concert it's been ever put on it's been Can we it's been done? Do we have that it's been done before? I don't they have a fire festival. Yeah, you watched the documentary. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where?

Yeah I even brought you guys a little gift. Yeah, great. This is my festival. Uh-huh Oh, it's a correct. Oh Real fire. Yeah, it's the real deal Petco Park Park San Diego Petco Park. This is the first time I'm announcing. So it's a big deal. Yeah, I'll say the right. I'll say good, right? You think maybe you guys could hold it up. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Sure. Well, so we'll hang it up too. Yeah Yeah, I was thinking we could probably put it over that portrait of you. Yeah. Yeah, or maybe yeah I mean if we could get it like here's what I'll do. I'll here's what I'll do. Yeah, I like this

Yeah, I think that's fine. I think it will probably live longer there, you know Oh, wow, he's never he's never taken that. Wow. Hey, wait, you think maybe we can make a trade No, no, you can't have that man. Okay Nice nice Fair enough. Can you reach that high sweetie? Can we get him can we get him a step ladder something? Wow, there it is. I love it. So I'm first announcing it here Roman

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Make sure you're ready to have confidence and control this summer roman ready I'm first announcing it here my first festival ever exclusive guys exclusive um I assumed they're gonna walk out. No, no, it's gonna be fucking crazy, bro And that's the beginning of my last tour ever. Yeah, uh cowboy tears one last ride And we're going across america for that's amazing final time Can I what are some other world records you'd like to set this year? Oh, do you know about my world record? Oh, we know about it. Yeah, I broke I built the world's biggest scooter and I crashed it

back in 2019 and um Can I ask why you chose the scooter? Is because you're I used to be a professional scooter rider. Yeah, what's so fucking funny? What are you laughing about you don't have to walk. It's joy, dude I can't feel joy for your accomplishments. I feel like you're laughing at but you're not you're making you're you're interpreting in the wrong way All right, what's so funny? I when I feel happiness and joy I laugh because I feel the joy

All right, you know, I mean so you can't I think you're being racist dude. All right We need to cut that out. No, we don't because that's how koreans. You know, I mean Express your I don't know what you mean. So I'm telling you okay, right different cultures do things differently, right? So oliver tree. Mm-hmm. Thank you. You're welcome. Actually I prefer doctor or doctor oliver tree But you can at least I'll take you one further. What if I call you sir? Oh, that's not as good. I think okay doctor then doctor is Define suffice. All right. So doctor oliver tree. Mm-hmm or just doctor

doctor Doctor so doctor What are some world records some other word and I'll try if I feel the joy. I'll try not to laugh Yeah, that's a scooter amazing. Thank you. Yeah Yeah, and that took a long time to find the funding. No one really wanted to help me pay for that So I love the slides, but what are some other world records you have? Is that you on it? That's me in your future, do you think? well

I wanted to build the biggest pants. I was just under with this. Oh really who made them? Um, I did They look like jinkos. Yeah, they look great. Thank you. Can you break dance with those? Let's feel like you can I dance. I've been on dance. Yeah. I got some crazy moves. Yeah, I could tell you guys dance Yeah, I dance too. He's a big dancer. I'm a big dancer myself. You're a tiktoker I saw I saw like some of your tiktok. I've tiktoked. Are you into it? I'm into it, man. You know, give me some other world records well I'm not really supposed to talk about this, but

Guinness I don't think they're gonna let me break anymore. They've been Been pretty upset with me. Yeah, I can get I can see why because when you have somebody Like you're basically in terms of world records. You're like the christiana ronaldo. What is that? And what is that? You know who christiana ronaldo is? No, what is it? It's what it's who is it? It's not what is it? Who is it? He is one of the greatest soccer players Alive football, right? So i'm pretty sure they want to set some rules

Against him too, bro Right, really? Yeah, because he's yeah, so you're basically the christiana ronaldo of Guinness Book of World Record And so people are just threatened by you And I guess Guinness is basically going No more that's him. Yes, you you guys are very similar and we have a very similar body. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Although I'll be honest with you if us three were on an island I would go to him first, but after a couple years

I would be sick and tired of that and I would go to your hut Why do I have to be stuck on an island with you and not you? That's what I'm wondering because I will not allow it. You know what because she wouldn't fuck you. That's why I'd get us out of there I'd get us out of there. I'd fuck you. You seem like a problem. Yeah, but she wouldn't you seem like a problem Oh, I have a problem. Yeah. I'm your biggest problem Yeah, yeah at this point. Yeah But seriously, I'd feed you fish. Yeah, I love this idea. You look like a fancy turtle right now. Excuse me I'm about to walk. No. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just saying be nice. I'm just saying

I will I'm just saying can you say something nice now? All right? I've been literally the sweetest guy this whole time. I know I'm literally saying you look like a fancy turtle That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool, dude. Fancy. I like that. Yeah, but are you offended by that? Wow, that's yeah, yeah, there are worse turtles you can be right. That's you right now, dude I'm down. Yeah. Yeah, that's a cool. I need a monocle next for sure. Yeah, yeah But I will say yeah, I did like this idea of us on this island. You know just us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me about it Yeah, what would happen? Um, we're just hanging out I'll play you some music I'd sing for you. Yeah

Make you amazing meals Um, pretty much a deserted island. What coconut milk? What are you gonna grow? It's not a deserted island. We have a crazy castle there Dessert island dessert Island, I like the sound of that Does it does it we would make our own dessert in right? No a dessert island. Oh you make a dessert dessert I practice gratitude. Yes, so I'd be very thankful and I would return the favor tenfold by always making sure there was A bounty of fish. I love the grill That there would be a bounty of coconut to eat that there would always be wood to burn

I take good care of you. I love the sound of this. Yeah, that's what I've been looking for. Would you guys sleep on the same? Of course We'd rotate honestly you would babe. Look at me. You will Yeah, this fucking Distorted turtle. I think I think excuse me. I think what you're not reading Bobby I think what you're not reading is the fact that when you're on when you're vibrational levels are aligned connecting Yeah, that there really is no resisting or fighting the urge between two people. That's a fact Dude, like you're a normal guy, but you look like you're prop- propitia. Excuse me, progeria Progeria, what is that progeria? It's basically it's the opposite of benjamin buttons. So yeah, look at progeria

Yeah, it's really you don't have this but you look like you do look. I'm not pulling it off. Yeah, why just look at pull it up, man Pull it up, man Right. So yeah, so so this is ridiculous. Yeah, yeah go All those poor kids They're poor. Yeah, but that's what Bro, bro, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with your face right now, dude? What is wrong with you? What is wrong with your face right now? That's you without it Without what without having it

I'm sorry, bro. You're right. I you are walking up. I trust the line. Sorry. Do you want to have in and out after this? I'd love to I'm sorry. We would love to have we would love to have can I come no I'm coming though not after the way you've been acting. I'm so sorry person. I'll apologize right? I called you a fancy I've turtle that was wrong. Well, that was one of the nicer things I know that was threatened right and I just said that you had did you why are we threatened? What do you feel you know when an alpha male walks into the room? Can you start to feel wow? Maybe this is this guy might you know, was it threatened? I'm just gonna say this dude

If you and I were in a tribe we're gatherers You are a gatherer. No, we're gathered. I am an alpha male So you would go out and hunt me of course. No, you couldn't dude. Why not? They the fucking the horse would fling you off you bro. I grew up Going to a horse ranch every year. That's why I made a country album. My parents own a horse ranch. I grew up going every single year You'd be surprised. There's a lot of things you don't know. Don't judge a book by its cover. I adopted a horse. What you have one still? No way you have a horse. Well, it's in a Being since we don't have space for a horse really in this home

She's being taken care of in a horse sanctuary. How often do you get to see her? I was just there in the desert last weekend. Sure. It's nice to get away from him See, that's why that's why I said the fancy turtle And that's I said progeria, right? I said propitia for That was weird I said propitia. Yeah, that was weird. I'm not laughing. Yeah You know, I know you're not laughing. I know you're not laughing, but you know, I think propitia does apply It does it? Yeah. What is propitia? Propitia is the pill that you take when you're losing your hair

Okay, and what's the disease where you lose your hair and you can't your allergic to your own hair growth? I don't know. What's that called? It's alopecia. I think that's what you mix both. Yeah, I did. I had like a brain aneurysm Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're like alopecia You know what I mean? Anyway, sorry my bad So I you know what that was wrong Yeah, how about this? I said something negative about you, dude. Say something negative about me. No, I don't operate on those vibrations That's very low. Oh, I went low. You're acting like Ethan Klein for Christ's sake. Yeah, but I get Ethan right now. Why?

Because he's threatened by the alpha man who walks into the room. Yeah, I you know, if that's what I'm feeling I'll have to analyze that. Oh Look at him Oh like Elton John Pretty good I'm about to walk. No, no, please all right. I'll just a very talented man That's true. Yeah We don't know how old you are you won't say that

We don't know really much about you because we wanted to repeat a mystery. Yeah, right But can you help us with this? Yeah, we do a thing at the end called and you can't say no because you can say no But it's just a part of the show. What is it? Well, so we have a segment called on helpful advice and people have problems and we try to give them You know solutions to their problems or not And what where do I fit in here? Could you help? Yeah, I could help you. Thank you. I need an attitude adjustment I need to start treating your guests with respect. Okay I mean look at her. She's a shining example. Like just nothing but kindness. I come in

An amazing hug, you know, and Yeah, I'm gonna have a long literally. I'm gonna have a long conversation with Ethan tonight. Look, should we call him? Leave Ethan out of this. Ethan's not gonna answer. We'll see. Yeah, let's see. What is it? I'll call him Please don't call him. Yeah, I'm gonna call him. I fucking hate Ethan. I know you do Please don't do this to me. Give me his number here What did you whisper to me? Bro, like this is that you have his number, but he does You know it by heart. I just didn't save it. That's crazy. Yeah, I forget to save it You only have um, Hila's number

Really? Yeah, call Hila. Well, I'll say this Hila's very badass. She's way cooler than Ethan. I call Hila. It's hard to put Yeah She's not gonna answer. She's busy. She's running a fortune 500 texting today texting today. I highly doubt that Do you see look at this guy's trying to flex? Yeah, I don't believe it. Okay, we'll see Okay, Ethan. Hold on. Hold on. Speaker first Ethan Yes, it's Bobby Lee. Yeah, I know. All right, so I have this fuckface Oliver trees. Go fuck yourself. I love trees on my podcast. He's being a real asshole

Are you guys are live right now? Yeah Not live. Why didn't you ask me before you invite him on your show? I would have told you not to do it Fuck you, Ethan. So it was so difficult. He wouldn't say it You're a fucking punk ass bitch Dude, this guy's up. Dude. I swear to god. His music sucks. I know I walk up. Dude, three billion streams How's that suck on that big boy? Let me talk to Bobby Yeah, I should have called you before because this has been a nightmare How long have you been doing it over an hour? It's like he won't say anything

I go what he would say. I'm far stronger. I'm forming religion. I go tell me about the religion He goes I'm not allowed to talk about it He's just bullshit. He's just lies. He's like a pathological liar. That's not true Seriously, and then like he as soon as I opened the door. He wanted a hug. I'm like, who fucking does that? What's he what's he got like his fake ass mullet with the extent Yeah, fuck you, Ethan. He had to go to the dressing room. He had to go to my room and go. I have to change He has hair plugs by the way. Shut the fuck up. That's fucking hilarious, man. You're a fucking punk. It's all plugs. It's all plugs, right? Yeah, shut the fuck up. You know, I called him uh, uh, what I got come a fancy turtle

He looks like a fancy turtle and he got all I know Fuck you, and I you know what I also said I said that he looked he looks like he has progeria without having progeria That's so true. It's so true, right? What is progeria? It's that it's that one disease where you you look really old as a little kid Oh, he's like Benjamin, but yeah like but yeah in river. Yeah when he first. Yeah was born. Yeah You know, it's crazy. His career is like Benjamin Button He had one hit with life goes on and on and on and then every new song gets less views That's amazing. Thank you so much for giving me that Ethan

Fuck you. You're a fucking thank you so much for giving me that information. Ethan. Let me talk to him No, no, you're talking to him now. I want to talk to him because you've been rude ever since I've been asking you questions this whole time. You won't give me any fucking information You've been a fucking asshole. I have not been you made me my enemy You made my own enemy man. You made me my enemy, right? And don't make me myself of the enemy All right, that's what you did. You know, there's a special place in hell for people like you and ethancine. Yeah, what what? It's called heaven

Oh, ha ha ha, how much are you paying these fucking guys? It's called heaven bro. Shitty ass jokes. All right, so next time I'm about to fucking walk right now You're not walking dude. I'm walking. You're finishing this thing and we're not paying you. Go fuck. He asked for money. Fuck off Ethan tell your accountant to wire the fucking money. I'm done playing games This fucking guy owes me for the last three fucking episodes He told me he was gonna pay me once in person as I did the next one. He keeps dangling the fucking carrot I never said I was gonna pay you anything. That's fucking bullshit. We agreed on a 55 45 split in my favor And I've lost you and now you're getting to me through Bob

I mean look your tongue's moving I think he's getting turned on right now. You know what Ethan you're turning me on right now He's been turned on the whole fucking time I fucked up the second I walked into the fucking house, dude Shut up, Oliver All right, so here's the deal, dude I think I fucked up this interview because I came in real serious and tried to be right But I think what I should have done up front has been hostile

Well, you kind of he doesn't give you any choice. He's like he's like the biggest bitch. Yeah, he's been shut the fuck up, dude He drove me into this. Yeah. Remember the gas speed that you crashed when you did an interview a while ago on our show Yeah, yeah, yeah So he took the gas speed and he fucking hit me with it Yep, I did do that and that was the greatest moment of my fucking life on our property Yeah, you're banned from the property. I don't give a shit I'll show up whenever I want. No, you can't and I'll say hey buster I'm about to leak the address. I have your shitty little location. Anyways

Oh, look at him. Look at him. So next time you fucking palm me off one of your fucking lose lose All right, just warn me before you should be so fucking lucky to have the ear on this Don't ever fucking talk to me like that. She's the only one holding this together. Do you know who the fuck I am? No, I don't and I still don't know what the fuck you do. Well, get it. Get with it. Google it Well, you're a guy who has holes in his hat, dude That's all I know about you. Yeah, he looks like a fucking homeless man, Ethan That's true. I won't argue with that I'm not gonna argue with that. Yeah, I'm not gonna. Yeah. Anyway, dude. Um, I love you. I'll talk to you later. Okay, but

Oh, fuck off. Let me talk to him. Just wrap it up. You've been through enough puppy. Just wrap it up Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this has been a tough one. Yeah after what you put these beautiful people. I mean beautiful person. Yeah, and Anyway, this guy's a freak. I don't even remember his name. Ethan. I'm gonna wrap it. I want to talk to him Ethan go fuck yourself. Fuck you man. I fucking hate that. Yeah, you're bringing out a really bad side of me I don't like to bring that side out and not do it every time brings it out Yeah, you've been an ass since you've been here bro. What when I came I know you need to just calm down, dude. All right. I'm gonna tell you now Yeah, we don't know you got me all round up energy through the whole episode. Okay?

We were having a nice conversation Barely you got super jealous and got super eggy and the vibes just went Oh eggy, huh? What's eggy? You look like a fucking egg, right? You know what it's racist, right because inside the egg is yellow Stop you're saying that yellow. So you're you're or you know, you look like you just got viral, dude You look like cancel, dude. You just call me a fucking egg. Bro. You look like fucking Humpty Dumpty. Shut the fuck up I look like Humpty Dumpty, dude. Yes Like Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall

Oh, I fell the fuck off after mad tv, which is the only thing I know about you fell off the fucking wall I am yeah, so I might my egg broke after mad tv. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, at least I was on the wall Yeah, that's true, man. That's great at least I was sitting on the wall, right? I must have been real nice on the wall Nothing for you. Yeah, I was three years old at the time I was literally playing with toys at this end box happy right as I ever have been yeah before I started meeting people like you And literally monsters like Ethan Klein, right? No, Ethan's not a monster. Yes. He is no, he's cancelled every day And I'm sure you probably do too, but you're just not popping enough that anyone sees this shit

I mean, dude, I love you went from television to a fucking podcast. Yeah, it's I know it's dark It's pretty dark. I mean, isn't it true that you're too scared to perform live? Yeah, I am dude. I mean, I do shows five times a week, but okay. Well, I've heard rumors Yeah, yeah from the rumor mill. Yeah. Yeah, look at the lineups, you know every night I don't I wouldn't know because I've never heard you wouldn't know because I'm really in the comedy game. You're not I'm not no. I'm not a comedian. Yeah. I would not in any game, right? But I'm in the game Yeah, you're not no, so don't talk to me that way. Well, guess what what I'll talk to you however I damn I know you will and the thing is what you call me again. I'm fucking dumb. All right, I dude

I'm gonna call Daniel de Kim. It's almost like you sing change. Oh, I know. Yeah, you're doing ching chong, dude What dude, how much are you paying this fucking guy? Unbelievable, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Wait slides. I'm the hundred dollars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He gets I don't like you I love it. Gilbert. I don't like you and I like you. Yeah. Yeah. You don't know as you're all right You don't like asian men. Oh, yeah, because the white guy you like the white guy, right? But you don't like the asian man, right? But you want the asian woman. No, no, sit down. We need you Sit down dude sit down relax dude and don't fucking push me in my house my hair, bro All right, dude my bad, dude. I think that we should hard reset with a real hug this time a real hug

No, you're hugging. I'm not hugging him right now. I'm you're hugging him right now. I will not are not hugging you man Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't me. See here's a dude. Here's a dude First of all, I could press the hair. I could press charges for you push me bro, right for what for what for pushing me That's a solid For what you have pushed me, dude. I didn't touch you. Anyway, um One of my best friends Ethan was just on the line And uh, so here's the deal dude. You didn't even know his number dude. Stop playing. Who are you fucking kidding? He picked up for me, didn't he not? I don't know. What do you pick up? Was that even Ethan? I don't know

Was that another one of your guys you pay? Whoa, see what I mean? Gilbert. You know what he's calling you? A paid bitch. No, he's calling me a paid chink Yeah I am a chink. Don't fucking push. I will fucking you hurt me, dude I'll fuck you up like I did the Logan Paul. All right. Don't leave me though. Don't leave though. All right Because every time you fucking leave dude, I'm gonna do that. All right Fucking hurt me dude. Fucking my hair up. You have bruised my arm, dude Yeah, you do probably bruise like a banana, dude. Oh banana. What's the banana yellow?

You I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sit down. Sit down. Don't touch the hair. All right, sit down then. Sit down. You sit the fuck down right now. Talking to a guy who took Logan Paul, a guy who's doubled myself. Oh, fuck you. Fucked up my whole fucking hair dude. All right, all right, dude. All right, so every time you leave that you're gonna assault me. Don't leave, all right? Why do you want me here? It's about because your fucking ratings are literally non-existent. Do you want me to help you? I would love that. Thank you. No, if you go over there, we have a very big problem. All right, so you're not going over there. Come on. No, no, no, shut the fuck up. Come to the good side, the light. You fucking weasel.

It's just some hair help. All right. She's just gonna help with the hair and then she'll go on. So here's the deal. All right, dude. You assaulted me three times. I didn't do shit. Okay. All right. I literally didn't do fucking shit. Your hair is dumb, dude. It's the dumb. Yeah, yeah, it's like people love it. Yeah, it's like, um, guess what? Everyone's gonna have this care. Everyone's gonna care. Learn how to speak English, bro. Gotta cut that out. All right, no. I'm gonna work it up. All right, sorry, my bad. Let's start from anew. Yeah, all right. Apologize for assaulting me. I'm not apologizing for shit. The only thing I'll apologize about is I misspoke. Okay, you said a couple of racist things. You called me egg yolk. Stop. Yeah, you called me a banana, right?

Yeah, Humpty Dumpty was white for the record. But inside he was yellow. He didn't have an egg inside. No, he didn't. He was just- Was he not yellow on the inside? He's just a shell. Right, but all my life, though, people have been saying that I'm like, you know what I mean? No, you're shaped like a boiled egg. Yeah, you're very brown. Are you fighting with him? No, no, no, I've always called him that. She's right. She brings up a great point. You look like a big boiled egg. Actually, a small boiled egg. Quail egg, quail egg. Yeah, quail egg. She's right. They're delicious. You're amazing. Thank you. Big ass fucking weird ears. Excuse me?

Yeah, these beautiful things. These are multi-million dollar ears, okay? I hear everything. I got my ear to the ground. I have my pulse on the culture. What do you have? You fell the fuck off, bro. Is that fucking funny? Yeah. You wish you had hair like this. Yeah, I wish it. This is the hair of a fucking multi-millionaire. Look at that, dude. You look like a homeless man. Okay, that's pretty cool. Not gonna lie,

that's way cooler than your stupid little hat with holes in it. How would you pay for that hat? It's a teddy fresh hat. Oh my god. It looks like shit. Yeah. High quality. I love you, but high quality. We can do better. I bet that's one of the designs Ethan threw at it. He threw like three different designs. Yeah. All stuff that literally is falling apart. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, interesting. Good stuff, man. Yeah. Where were we before all the drama? Yeah, there was. I feel like we were having this great conversation of us living on an island together. I think there was something said about us potentially even staying in the same villa. I'm thinking this castle is going to be crazy.

And you don't even have to worry about the fish, the coconuts. I've got chefs. I've got you to take care of. Imagine this fucking fool coming inside you. Disgusting. Right? I mean, come on. That's fucked up. Anyway, let's do the unhelpful advice. Unhelpful advice with Oliver Tree. Unfortunately at the age of 23, I lost my first and only baby. And since then I've had... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Gilbert. Gilbert. There were lighter ones in that? Nope, yep. This one is from Sam. We should read this one. Who's Sam? It's a big fan. She's a female? She's a big fan. Okay. And you know her? I don't know her.

How do you know she's a big fan? Because she emailed you? Yes, big fan. I'm a big fan. Start from the beginning. Do we need to hear them? Hi, I want to, that's a part of my... Hi, I'm a big fan. I unfortunately at the age of 23 lost my first and only baby. Terrible. And since then I've not tried to get pregnant again. However, that's not where the story ends The night before my miscarriage I dreamt I was abducted by aliens and they took my baby Now I can understand this sounds nutty and it was such a surreal dream I do remember being in like a steel table why they did a procedure

I never saw them directly But I had a cold feeling that they wouldn't go away and I kept repeating please don't take him when I woke up I immediately felt an agonizing feeling in my gut And I quickly got up and went to the bathroom where I started to bleed out The whole experience was so heartbreaking in sense that I've never had a dream like that again My question is do you believe that this was just my mind preparing itself? What had what was to come or are we truly not alone in this world up on the top? I had fortunately at the age of 23 lost my first and only baby. I'm so sorry about that

So she's saying that she's saying that she she wants to know because she believes that it could have been Aliens that did it is what well my question is like does she think her baby was abducted or just killed by aliens? Because it during a miscarriage when you do a DNC you can see the the the the babies remains Out of your system. Well her question. I think the real question is this is for all of you Do you guys feel like our body will tell us stuff in the mind to prepare us all for some thousand percent? There's a thing called auras before people get seizures or migraines people get an aura before getting or having card going into cardiac arrest Your body definitely gives you tons of clues about what's to come before it actually happens. So, yeah, or also aliens. Well Yeah, go ahead. Why is one may I you may?

May I he has nothing to do with nothing I Just trying to help a fan go ahead if you'd let me I am letting you like to yeah I was gonna just put a secret out there or something that I wouldn't normally say but I think in the situation wait I want to hear the secret For me Can you just ask a question before the secret? So yeah, go ahead. What's the secret? Are you still talking? No, what do you want?

Can you shut the fuck up? Okay? Yeah, I'm gonna share a very big secret. I just hey zip it Okay, okay. I'm sharing a secret you go ahead and someone wants to listen. Okay I'm giving honestly. This is a fact and I've met this person. I don't personally consider them like a friend. I don't have their number, but I did meet them and I'm very close with someone who's close to them. So it's secondhand information They didn't tell me this themselves. It's very personal. That's what second hand is. Yeah Can I finish? Yeah, go ahead. Okay

So someone that I know and I really shouldn't share this information but since it's anonymous I don't think it's as big of a deal. Uh-huh, but they were very deep into the alien world and their wife isn't she doesn't really give a shit about aliens and basically one night he was visited by a gray and He said the scariest thing ever that he did tell me in person. He said have you ever met an alien? I said, well, no He said it's fucking terrifying And they visited him at his house. Would you please stop? It's his particular

And his wife doesn't believe in aliens. He doesn't really want to hear him talk about aliens, but she loves him and She does want to support him in his endeavors, but basically lungs Is he always like this? I'm literally sharing some fucking crazy information right now. It's like the worst longest boring story. It's like Get to the fucking thing man power through power through man because it's like wait, you're losing me. You're losing Audience I'm tuned in. Thank you. Yeah. Appreciate that. I'm glad that you're here. Okay, man Finish the fucking story man I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I am I know you're glad that yeah, you're thirsting for koala. I get it

May I finish sir? Yeah captain go ahead She doesn't want to hear about aliens and she's we know that We know that but I'm not gonna tell it now finish it. Oh now you want to know Well, now you're so it's so important. Maybe I shouldn't know forget it. Can I just how about this don't know you may not How about not? I'll say it The night that they visited him this is the first time he ever met them I don't know if he ever met them again after this, but the night that they visited him

Next day she woke up and she said I had a dream where there was these big great aliens that were here She said she had a nightmare. She doesn't believe in aliens She doesn't want to talk about it and feed into it too much But she had this dream that these aliens were at her house the night that they met him Hmm, so I'm just gonna say that does correlate with this story. Yeah, and this is this is I'm being dead-ass right now Yeah, I believe you Maybe you should have kept that to yourself I'm not done. Okay. I'm getting on to the advice part. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah, what's the advice?

So my advice is you shut the fuck up and let me talk Cuz I'm about to spit knowledge go ahead and you shut the fuck up little egg You start listening because you can learn a lot See that these are the people you tell me So even they know I love it. I love when people are mean Where was oh, yeah Basically the advice is This doesn't need to be a sad thing. This doesn't yeah, I'm sure it's sad. She lost her fucking baby. Shut the fuck up, bro

This needs to be just looked at as something because it's all perspective based everything in life is perspective So you could say wow. Oh man. This was such a shitty day This x y and z happened to me, but you could also be like wow. I just got out of bed today Wow, I'm alive and all my fingers work. It's perspective based so you could live your life No, you may not Okay, you may feel oh my god. This is an inch and everything tragedy. I'm talking about at the core of it This is the most important time for something like this You could live your life

Stop dude. I'm just and I'm giving you an authentic moment here. All right. You're literally ruining. Okay, like really bad Like I'm about to walk the advice is Change the ship the perspective. Yes. This is really something that was horribly traumatizing. This is something that is Changed your life forever, but Maybe this baby. What are you? What are you laughing at did that baby? I know but it's serious that baby I know maybe this baby is out there and could be alive if this is the case

Change the perspective. Maybe there's a world where this baby is gonna do something insane Maybe it's gonna be part of connecting us to that, right? Maybe one day you'll even could see this baby I don't know. I'm not gonna put any thoughts out there. Maybe the baby went to Korea as part of PTS I'm just saying don't even let's say worst case scenario. You're never gonna see this baby again Can I say something maybe this baby is an offering to do something truly incredible and maybe it doesn't have to be looked at as The truly traumatizing experience that that person went through Very good. Come on. That was great. What great advice Wonderful, I don't know. I'm just trying to do really good. Did you change the perspective of change the perspective?

You don't know life is just the baby could be somewhere else Another like coming to your show and should honor the pain That's so I know the pain and and not be so quick to switch perspective No, I'm just the take everything I say with the grand assault. This is just my shitty advice What's the segment called an helpful advice? It's meant to be so mine is very unhelpful. Yes No, I thought it was super helpful, but I just was saying, you know Just maybe there's one world where your mind could go there for a second I agree. I like that. I like the idea that one day they could reunite and that baby could be the joining force between

That alien race and us I think that's a beautiful concept Okay, you know what they call that what an Olive branch Wow Oliver branch and Oliver branch. Can I say one last thing or no, I don't think that's I'm going in in the 1950s During the days of the circus

Barnum and Bailey They had people that performed in those circles was called pinheads. Mm-hmm, right. Can you look that up? And I just realized what Oliver Stop three is stop. He's a fucking pinhead from those old bro. Literally. That's what you wanted to say That's bro that call that's called what it's called microcephaly or anencephaly. That's what he has and Now I have sympathy. I have sympathy for you. Yeah, right Zika virus. You got a Zika virus or something Real quick pull up a picture of Humpty Dumpty Gilbert your lot your job is on the line. Please please do not you told me to respect the guests when they're on here though

All right, do Humpty Dumpty dad. Let's see The one in the blue on the right no The one right there, yeah, yeah, yeah, your little hat with the holes in your George You're laughing a little too loud. Can you put the hat back on? All right. Yeah, I will Yeah, click on that picture. I'd like to see that blown up Yeah, well, but that was a profile one over there. No, that's the one this is the way. Yeah, that looks just like you It's uncanny the result. Yeah, I'm literally we're both freaks Yeah, yeah, of course. I am a freak for sure. Yeah, me too, man. There's nothing wrong with that

There's nothing wrong with it. That's the message of this Podcast today, I'd say the fact is yeah, why the fuck would you want to be normal? I Mean who really is people? I just want to blend in. I'm a good the life that I live. I Stand out. I am a freak. Yeah, I fucking love it and people embrace that You know people would wear other talk to a guy who looks like me then a guy who looks like exactly No, but I'm not the racist thing, but yeah, but don't walk don't walk. I'm about to walk don't walk dude You know also he reminds me of like a combination of all the things I've said, right? There's a little kid rock in there, too. I do get that a lot. Yeah, there's a little kid rock in there, too

Yeah, my not none of those rock shows. I've been to how many I've been to three kid rock shows Yeah, you believe that yeah, two in Vegas and one at the I don't know why you would so you like kid rock I used to love when I first came to America. I first came to America in 1998 I was 15 and my mom from Penny Lane bought me to what she thought was like the most American albums, which was Olympus kid album and kid rock album even though I asked for a rage against the machine one He didn't give me that she was like, here's this guy and he she gave me kid rock and I was obsessed with it So it reminds me of you just find them attractive. I used to find it. I'm trying to get out of this podcast man Yeah, I do get told that I'm a lot like him for you to go to a kid on a kid rock rant right now

Yeah, me is insane. I'm trying to get the fuck out of this thing. I mean, I'll say this I don't believe in many of the things he stands for. Yeah, but I would say we do share a very similar look And I'd say I look a lot more like him than the distinguished turtle or whatever the other thing It's way better. It's way better distinguished. Yeah, I mean you're a distinguished I would say I would say yeah, we share some similarities for sure. Yeah, but yeah politics as well Excuse me politics as well. No, I don't get into politics. I don't want to but in fact, you know I want you to call the you know FBI or something because I'm sure he was there on January 6th Excuse me. Yeah January 6th. You know where you were bro. You're a fucking insurrectionist, bro

I just want to say this. Yeah Fuck you a fuck you give Oliver tree a run of applause Plug here's a day. Here's some dates. We got some dates here hit in Australia. I know no one from Australia watches this show, but We also are in America I love it Well, if you're an Aussie these shows are about to sell out so you would maybe want to get a ticket right now And then yeah, we're hitting America starting at Petco Park where I'm doing fire festival My first and last festival and then this is literally the end of my last tour ever

So if you ever want to see me perform the show has a wide range of things. I mean I do everything from Live music, of course, but also I do Storytelling motivational speaking you're gonna be at the comedy. Let me just say this really quick. I do scooter stunts I do WWF wrestling and I do belly dancing and then music wise we do every genre So the show spans from pop to rock to hip-hop to dance music to country with my new album cowboy tears And I actually have a gift for you. Yes Hear that for me And this is the box set which I personally packaged myself for you. Thank you my sweet boy

That is something that has a t-shirt of me as well and some other memorabilia, which he's gonna be at the Rave Eagles Club. I googled at 400 capacity stop. We're playing roughly Hey, just so you know Petco Park my festival 6,000 cap we're playing roughly, you know Ford is to 6,000 cap rooms. So you can look it up. There's multiple rooms at different places I don't know what room you looked at you might have been a comedian room or someone like you Michael I mean, how many tickets did you sell in Los Angeles for your last show? Millions because we did the shrine sold out five thou wow, baby So I don't know it was crazy with two people who opened up with me. I never even played shows before

I mean we sold it out well before the show happened. I mean Sylvie's pretty good 2500 There's some smaller ones in there. Yeah, but this is a lot of places. I'd never played before this is that's great Middle of America. Good job, but I'm amazing. There's some stuff for you and make sure He doesn't get his hands on it because I think he might try to break some of this. Is that a puzzle? The album's in there. You should check it out. I made a country album over the course of two years during the pandemic I see you brought two of these, but you're not no I'm not ones for me. No, I want my man Can I have mine? Let's wrap this up. No, I don't that I have one Want to take this? Yeah. All right. Good night. Good night. All right. Bye. We're headed out. Yeah, I can't have my

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