TigerBelly - Ep 359: Ethan Klein Saves Bobby's Life

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

Bobby is a rockstar at the mall. Ethan Klein Is Mr. Explosives on the Dam. Khalyla talks about her k hole. We talk alarming moles, laying low on the prolapse, and the famous H3 podcast interview. Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly ad-free on Amazon music download the app today We're not resolving anything that's fine. I'm just grateful that you're here dude. You're a very big guest for us You're very big guests. They were big consequences for me too in terms of them all the mold removal Okay, let's I love to hear about the mall No, we're not talking about no more. Yes, we are. Yeah, why did I have to eat the scab yesterday then? You know it's still in the car. I can show it to you. You made me you've tried to force me to eat this Yeah, but you wouldn't you put it back in the fucking compartment You guys aren't dating enough to eat his fucking skin anymore

And you want to bet when we're going 85 in the freeway and he's like if you don't eat this scab I'm gonna crash his car. Yeah Anyway, let's start well You're the fact that you're still hanging around with them after the breakup is kind of your ass. Let's start We're not even gonna use any of this. We're using it asking for using any of this I want to start with my own terms. Oh, I want to start my it's my you know, he bosses everyone around And on his we started his I didn't think we in his show, right? Uh-huh, and I don't want I'm gonna show some fucking Courage here I thought an authority and I'm gonna do it the way I want to do it

Yes captain. Okay, cuz I just woke from a nap. I'm still groggy. Wait. Are we lie? Are we recording? We don't do live No, I know, but are we recording right now? Oh, we are okay. So it's one of those things What do you want things? It's just those people just start and they don't tell you. Yeah, I'm not doing that Music Four three two one two three four my name is by Billy I'm with Jewish company And I'm quicker than him

I'm quicker than most speed speed kill you. I'll kill you. What I'll kill you Welcome to another episode of the tiger belly I'm your captain the commander of everything in this area And um, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be facilitating this interview Because I'm not gonna let anyone boss me around. I'm not don't say anything until I see your name Okay, you did that to me last time. I know that's not that's the rule of the show I I have to get into it and then I give the intro and then once I say your name But you didn't do that with bill burr certain people. Yeah, yeah, yeah because I respect bill burr

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love well. Yeah. I mean bill burrs is I don't I'm not on that level, but like What could I just but I just don't know I don't understand that rule We'll talk about it Once introduced you and then you can tell me that rule before you start recording is all because like obviously I'm not to just sit here like a good little boy. My name is So, um, this next guest that we have well, let's introduce people in the room We've got Gilbert George and they're important, I guess So you're and we've got kalilah and I want to introduce her

sorry I want to introduce. I want to introduce their special special special one Um, I just had so many good things to say about him. Um, you know this next guy coming, you know, he He's this deceiver. Oh my god Let me just be the deceiver He roams in the dark places of life Sometimes I call him tricky Jew. Oh stop. Yeah, he's trick. He's a tricky one. And um, I don't know if he's an ally or not But um, you know what I'm telling you right now, dude

You say ally. Do you mean lgbt ally or bobby lee ally because that's what ally usually means What does ally mean ally ship? They usually say that like in in relations to like that I'm not gonna let you do what you're doing right now. I know I'm just trying to I know I didn't see your name yet Okay. Yeah, I'm not gonna let you do what you're doing. Okay. Go ahead. Okay Um, I'm nothing with the intro Yeah, it's a long intro. It's a matter. I can do whatever I want to okay, right He's got milk. Bobby's mad at me. He's got milky tits over them. Okay, so I'll let me get into it then Ethan Klein give him a round of applause. Thank you. So I'm gonna tell you something

And I'll tell you the I knew this was gonna be a showdown because there's no showdown. I don't I'm not a gothic podcast It's a showdown and I'll and I'll tell you how I knew is because Bobby did our show recently and it was a lot of fun by the way You came when Oliver tree was there when we boxed and it was so much fun having you there Everybody loves seeing you. It was fantastic. My our fans love you bobby and I love you too That all being said that'll be said when you were visiting I saw what I thought I thought You know was an alarming shaped and sized mole

Okay, now as a friend as someone who cares about you as someone who could have potentially saved your life I felt it was my duty to say something to you and not only that I showed it to ab now I didn't show it to a doctor you misrepresented that a little bit when you were ranting about me I said I showed it to ab now who the fuck is ab he works on our show of him. He's great and he's he was in pre-med also, he showed it to A doctor and his family and they all said he should get it checked out So even so I I cross-checked it with a few people and then when I was like, okay So I should really push this and I texted I said Bobby you're gonna fucking die

I would say I sent the text message. They're like, yo that's cancer is because I wanted to scare you because I really wanted you to Go see the dermatologist And you did okay, can I and and and and by the way when I told this story May I you said my name I know but you take over you said it too early But go ahead, but I just want to say my piece and then you can go because this is a hit piece. I knew this would be It's not a hit piece I don't even know what that means. I'm not that kind of a guy. You know what I mean?

Wait, let me normally if without the fucking most incident I'd be like eth and clients can remember how yippie. Hooray. No, I know But so when I told this story on my show Everyone said, you know what even though it was a minor inconvenience to Bobby We and you love him so much It's important that you say something because you never know You always hear these stories about like there's people on the tv They've got a lump on their neck or something and then someone writes them an email and they go to doctor check it out Saves their life. Same thing with you know, uh moles and stuff. Thank you. You're welcome. Thanks for saying that. Thank you

What a good friend, but you got it removed, right? Yeah, thank you. What a good friend. Why'd you remove it to prove you wrong? How does that prove me wrong? May I tell my side now? And did they get a biopsy? I tell my side now May I tell my side? Did they biopsy it? Yeah, and did we get the results back? Yeah, not yet They did you did? Yeah Nothing nothing. Okay. Good. May not good. Okay. Good. May I say mine? Yes. Okay, so You know, um

If I had a friend who had a mole that looked first of all, it's none of my business Because yeah, number one is I don't know what they're doing creatively with their body You know what I'm saying? What people do creatively with their body is the mind none of my business creatively Whatever they if they want to grow a skin tag or whatever they want to do, you know, it's not a body. Okay. Let me finish I got the top you I didn't interrupt you. I didn't interrupt you Oh, okay. All right. Please right you have unresolved problems with me though. It seems like That's why I'm getting it not now, man But it's like I can't okay. Go ahead. What is your problem? Why can't why can't you just listen?

I've listened to everything. You said you said you said you're freestyling with your body. What am I? All right. All right. So I'm saying if I saw a mole, I would say at one time I just look at a guy do you'll bro that mole looks I like it But it cool art, but um get it checked out, right? I would let it go at that. That's not what you did though Mm-hmm during that day. You probably said it eight to ten times. No on your yourself Yeah, you kept going. Yeah, man. You should go to get that checked out real concern. Let me just say something Okay, let me finish that's what I right, but it wasn't eight and I am Okay, what what number do you think it is? Are you talking about when I when you were there in person?

Yes, I definitely said it to a few times. Okay, and I followed up in text message. All right. So you did that And then I would say at one time anyway. Yeah, um, and then Literally I got in my car. You you literally went you should really get that checked out Like it's it's cancer like you said it was cancer No, I can read it right now. Yeah, you can read it. Okay You fuck I didn't say it's cancer. How would I know that? Right? So I just said it could be I I don't I'll hear let me pull up my foot too. Yes. So um You could see

Let me pull this up. Here's where's bobby. All right. So let me pull this up I had to pay the price of eating the scabs did what though. You didn't eat the scab. I could show you the scab All right. I got it right here. All right Yeah, go ahead. I first I set you an image of Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait here here here here. You want to read it or you want me to read it? I'll read it first. Yeah, all right. You go see a dermatologist. Is that where you're starting? No, you can start with the nice message that I said you first. I don't want to I said, thank you, bro Was so nice seeing you you added so much to the show today. It was fun. Love hanging out. Then you say, all right

All right, so Okay, let me go right you go. Thank you, bro. It was nice seeing you you added a lot to the show today, right? And I said It was fun. Love hanging out. Mm-hmm. It should have ended there. Okay, but it did not Okay, you then say see a dermatologist. Yeah, then I go then you go And then what was the Because I want you to live forever. Yeah Yeah, all right. It wasn't like see I wasn't like commanding you. All right. So I wasn't that that could have been to me

That's the limit. So I'm like, okay, that could have been right. So I go like a normal human being Okay, yeah, right so far. This is a accurate. It should end there It should have ended there, right? But if it Gilbert it did not there was more. Yeah So ab told me he didn't want to scare you but he thinks it looks cancerous Okay, then I go. Are you fucking serious question mark? No, I'm Scared Right, but it didn't end there, right? You sent me this I sent you a screenshot of a screenshot of what ab said to me. He said to me. He said

By the way, Ethan, I didn't want to scare Bobby, but that 100% looks cancer. Okay, good. That's what he told me So we get the facts out. But but so so I'm like, yo, I really want to make sure he's now now I'm literally from that moment on until I went to the doctor. It's what was in my thoughts But you know what? Let me just the good news is you're gonna live So let me just say why I'm angry Okay From that moment on until the doctor's appointment and I listen people are probably listening going Siding with Ethan. That's fine

Like Ethan's a good friend because I'm gonna tell you something When I went I drove all the way to Beverly Hills where your guy is right? I don't want to say his name There are dermatologists in the valley just FYI Because Bob I took because I was watching you talk about it. You're like, I drove three hours to Beverly Hills Yeah, yeah, and I was like first of all, it doesn't take three hours. It was a traffic a day a Friday It was a Friday. I know it didn't take traffic a day. Not three hours. All right, so I go Then I goes well, it goes to Bobby. There's a there's a you live in a very affluent part of town You don't have to go to Beverly Hills for some posh

Dermatologists to look at your mom. Well, she's partly the brother lame for that Don't throw me under the bus. That's her recommendation. That's her dermatologist and I trust her don't run with this That's okay. All right. That's all I'm saying. Okay, but don't play me for the far drive because you chose to drive to fucking Kansas, that's a that's a point to him. So yeah, that's a good point. Okay on my fault. You took a damn road trip That's not the point. But anyway, I go all right. I go there. I park right paid paid valley And uh went up there waited 30 minutes. I did they don't read they didn't read They didn't validate you. Yeah, well So anyway, I go I go and he goes what's the problem?

There you go. I have cancer on my neck That's what you yeah, yeah, I'm dying. I have cancer on my neck. Okay. He goes. Let me look And he looks at my neck and he goes, yeah, there's I don't know. What do you mean? What are you even referring to? Mm-hmm That's an exaggeration. That's not an exaggeration. Can I ask you a question at this point? That's not I said you weren't there. I know but like I'm sure he knows what you're referring to because that mole was very A giant fucking crazy ass little mole. That's what he said in texas Like the shape is not sanity. It's pure insanity what you're saying. It's not I go the mole and he goes. Oh, it's a mole

And I go Cancer and he goes no, it's the mole Are you sure he goes? I'm 90 I go he goes. I'm 90.999999 90 90 no, I'm 99.9 because you said I'm 99.999999 He did 15 or 16 9. Yeah, but he's saying there's a percent It's not he goes so he goes thanks for the visit and I go um No

Remove it He goes why? and I go Bring it to the labs get it checked out. He's like I it's not cancer. Did it's a mole I don't care. I drove all the way over here. You're doing something Okay, he removes it and now it's been itchy as fuck. I lost a friend. You want to see kind of I do actually yeah So that's interesting. Did he he had to do a like a little surgery there? Yeah Yeah, he surgery he took a but he was just like I don't need to do it. It's just gonna grow you might grow back

I go no Yeah, sometimes they do they sometimes they do I'm just saying that I want to get a close look at the no, you're not even getting close just turn your turn Yeah, so yeah, you got it some redness there. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm just gonna say right It was just a read I don't know why a friend would make another friend do such inconvenience activities It was inconvenient It was a lot of headspace wouldn't have been inconvenient if he was right, dude

If I saved your life, how fucking epic would that be? But that's what you want to be the hero? Yes, yes, and this whole thing is about you being a hero. Yes, but you're not you're a coward like I wasn't Yeah, yeah, you're a coward like I am your trickster, but I could have you do it wasn't cancer I admit that and just apologize I genuinely thought you should get it checked out. Okay But but so you did a box so you did a biopsy Gilbert. Who's in the wrong? Obviously, Ethan Right, but I honestly look at me right now. Gilbert. You're saying that or you do you think no, Gilbert No, Gilbert look at this. No, you're looking at him like in a comedy way, dude

And all I'm saying and I want you to be real all right. I'm sorry, sweetie. Maybe I'm being a child about this Right, but let me know. I just want to hear my friend. Here's my real point Right and just be real about it. And maybe you could sway me on his side and then we could just move on and talk about Other things think about any other friends in the industry Okay, he had to go on a limb and say it's gonna be so embarrassing if I'm wrong, but I'm worried about Bobby Yeah, that could be but then bravery, but so yes point to that Bravery Bobby, but the idea I will say saying all the extra stuff like hey, my friend's doctor He's he's what to med school. I didn't say it's a hundred percent cancer. I want to

Interact I want to interject and say You um employed us the only strategy that could have worked That was why I did it Because I knew and you said it yourself when I watched you talking about earlier. You said it's unbelievable No, listen what I'm saying Bobby. It's unbelievable what you just did babe. No, I was gonna make that point He knows you he knows you is what it is. You don't know him. He's a fucking mental trickster, man You know what Bobby you guys are dating anymore and she doesn't owe you anything and now she can finally speak the truth to you There's time to listen. All right

All right, all right, George, what do you think turn this mic off? Wait, I gotta I gotta make a point and you will you could talk all you want, but I just know but I something to do with what Kalyla said, okay, go ahead I knew and you said it yourself when you left You said I forgot about it and I didn't care about it anymore. You said that And I knew that that would be the case and I says that's not enough He this is important And that's why I did what I did. Okay. May George suck

Did you feel good to get it out? Go ahead. What do you think George? Well before the podcast started you cut it cut Ethan off what I thought he was going to give me a compliment So I really want to know what that if that was going to be a compliment before I answer But I think I side with you Bobby. I think I'll never get this compliment that I feel I missed out on now. Sorry Turn this mic off, but I was just saying I don't know That the mullet is looking good, dude. You look healthy and good. All right. You know what dude You're no no start to keep keep his mic off. All right. You're done. You had your chance, right? I want to say this right. How's the mullet working for you?

Great. I love it. Uh fans hate it, but I don't care. Oh the fans hate it really? It's fashionable now notice that it's pretty hot I want to move on from this. Oh I want to move on from this. Okay, so thank you. All right. See the back See what he's doing. Oh dang. I've been around you're right. It's it's it's wow. You look at Jedi with this. Yeah Yeah, that's good. How long you take to grow that? He knows how to occupy space Probably a year. Wow. Good for you. Good hair. Nice man. My closing argument is this my closing argument is this okay Is if you also notice everyone in the room and everyone listening right now, right?

Ethan has squab. He's he's a prov provokate provokes Provocateur, that's not true, right? So he has he had a show called frenemies with pimento. What's her name? Pimento. Pimento. Pimento. What's her name? Trisha. Trisha Pimento. Trisha Pimento. Pimento? Cheese? Trisha Pimento. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right fighting, right? I've seen him with Oliver Tree Fighting and and and he likes to call cause chaos and mischief. You know, he's the chubby joker You know what I mean? That's what he is. He's the chubby chubby joker

And what you guys are is buying into the chubby jokers all dude. I was not doing for the show You're the yellow Batman. You're the one that started that brought this public and said Ethan fucked me over I was doing this for you. Okay. And then once you're like, yo, Ethan was is a jewish piece of shit trickster Never said that I love israel. I would never say that you literally call me a jewish trickster like five seconds into the show I call you a tricky jew. That's what two different things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah a jewish trickster is a trickster or something else That's much worse. That's with money You know what I mean? You're a tricky jew. Go ahead babe. Now. Why did I have to eat the scab?

Oh, it's good. This is good. I grabbed the scab off of my neck, right? Oh, that's because I said don't pick at it. Don't pick it and it fell off. It was a pretty big scab And I gave it to you and you I go eat this and he goes I go you go I will do anything But what is it? I'm what do I get out of it? Yeah, that's right, right? And I go nothing I'm driving you San Diego. That was yesterday, right? And you go and forget it and then I put the fucking scab In the little compartment still in my car. Get it. Oh, so she didn't ever eat it. No No, but why did you say he was going to crash the car if he didn't because he threatens

He likes to play these like games on our road trip, but so you but you didn't eat it I didn't because there was no like exchange of goods really Really? So just you know, we just move on from this. Just apologize and we can move on It's Bobby. I just say I'm sorry for the trick and then I'm it was haha It wasn't a trick, but I do apologize. Okay, good You know, I turn it to a whole thing I just love how he's like so sincere and he's really just I love it. You're really good at what you do, man You really are you're really good at what you do and you're a professional dude, and it's like I respect you

I'm sorry that I scared you and it turned it out to be nothing. Okay. All right, but like I'll tell you I'll be honest with you. My mom, she's the type of person that will not go to the doctor ever and she She almost died because of this Wait, what does she have? She had like heart failure and she was sitting in the house and Uh, anyway, she almost died. She has a pacemaker now and stuff But that's just that didn't just happen once it happened a bunch of times So maybe that has something to do with it that I'm like have someone close to me like my mom who will like nearly die before she

I mean up literally an ambulance came to the house as she was dying of heart failure And she was still saying no don't take me to the hospital. I'll just I'll just Rough it out and they actually had they were gonna they said okay fine But you have to sign this form saying if you die, it's not our fault and then she's like, okay, I'll go Was that in LA or new israel? That was in las vegas She lives in las vegas. They did they don't anymore. They live here. Oh good. They live here now. Is she okay now? Yeah, she's great now. She has a pacemaker. So it helps her heart stay good, but

But I care about you and I just wanted to make sure you're okay It just looked like a fucking crazy ass mold did but you're of dodging a question. You got it You got the results. Was it negative? Not anymore We don't know. I don't you don't know yet. We don't know yet. It's still coming back from the lab So maybe we should wait for the results before you get mad at me. All right, you know what? I'm not gonna let this you know what I know what you're doing right now I'll do it and I'm not gonna let it enter my brain because no, but literally because you have to know how neurotic I am

If it's cancer is there to cut it off. I already I'm the type of guy, bro I walk around if my knee I could find it out right now actually if my knee hurts right. Oh my god I got scoliosis of the knee You know what I mean or if like I have a headache. I go I have a tumor. I mean I cut it out You already cut it off. I'm just saying I I'm a neurotic kind of a guy and I obsess about stuff like that because I don't want to die You know, I don't that's my biggest today. I couldn't sleep took a take a nap today I was you know, I had a loot like a lucid nap, you know, I mean where it was like lucid mean lucid means you're aware that you're dreaming Yeah, so yeah, and I was like it was just all about death and I couldn't sleep like was just like

Like I always asked myself. What is like? What do you see? Nothingness? Right. There's no awareness. I mean it's just that fear. I don't know why I'm because once it happens Who gives a shit? I won't even know but it's like, I don't know why I worry about here. I got the results. What is it? Hi, mr. Lee. I hope all as well. Good news. The biopsy showed a benign keratosis as expected No further treatment necessary. Please see the biopsy report. I would I mean when it's something that's serious though You may want to get a second opinion You think so no, I'm just I don't want to fuck with you. I don't know but do you think I no honestly not because no There's no second opinion. You removed it. They tested it. It's negative world. It's great. It's great news

Okay, good guys. It's great. You know what and like I said look, you know what the good news is you're gonna live you're fine You're right. You know what? I don't have a positive at least not there. It might be somewhere else on your body We don't know yet You know, you know, I'm gonna take this as a positive and and as a you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and I listen I'm gonna give you the benefit that even though I have all these reasons to believe that you're a deceiver Why would I trick you because you tricked everyone else in life? You're I mean, that's I know your persona. I know who you are like who who am I tricking? No, I'm just saying you you're like

You understand. I've seen you with all over tree. Yeah, I've seen you with Trisha trashy Trisha Yeah, yeah Trisha to limpo, you know what I mean, right and I've seen the combativeness You know me and that kind of thing and I know you do that for entertainment, right? And on the side you're a metal guy. This was private. It was a private thing Okay, then you brought it public and then after that you invited me on it. I was like, oh, here we go This is gonna be a whole thing. No Well, I didn't invite you on

I asked I asked yeah, I oh you did. I'll be honest with you. I didn't even know you were coming Really? That's kind of interesting. No in general. I don't know who anyone's coming. That's true. Yes, you do You knew a whole week ago that Ethan was coming. Yeah, because I had to move my I know but generally be honest with me Do you guys do I know I'll be honest. He knew about this, but I knew but usually I don't Do you know that he moved his therapy appointment for you for today? So so my that's interesting I never sounds like move that date. He never does

Well, I never that's like to me like well, we scheduled this two weeks in advance If there was a problem, you should have scheduled me on a different day, dude Instead of guilty me because you're crazy ass. Can't see your psychiatrist I was giving you a compliment. I was I feel like it's not really a compliment when you The compliment is is that I never move my let me finish though I never move my fucking like my it's not psychiatrists the therapist date, right? Because it's like my the most joyful time. He kept but I don't want to take that from you But you did but the reason why I didn't move it is because

That's how much I go. I respect it Or I respect the guest Right. I go, you know what? This is a really good It's a really good, um opportunity for us Right. We like him. We love him. He's special. And by the way Like wise when I that that offer or you do you you email dan, right? And when I saw that I said, I'd love to let's make it happen And I don't like doing other people's shows. I tried not to do it as little as possible

I mean, this is the only show I've been on in like, you know a year or two or except I did howie's recently Which was weird and interesting too. Oh, you went to howie's studio thing. Dude, that was I know howie's such a trip Because he shows you things that you don't want to see That comes to the prolapse anus thing. I did see it on twitter. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm on tiktok. Yeah What's a pro what happened? Howie? Okay. So, okay. Go ahead. Ethan. Yeah, you could tell you could tell I don't want to cut I don't want to he showed his prolapse anus on tiktok. Well, not his or yeah a prolapse anus on tiktok. Are you sure it wasn't his? No, if it was his no, uh We got to ask him. Yeah, so a prolapse anus. I'm

I'll show you want to see the photo. Yeah. Yeah, this okay, but the backstory is funny because okay I did a show a couple weeks ago And he was so paranoid the whole time because he was like you're so out of control and PC and he's been super nervous about things I was saying because he's like america's got talent judge and he's like super clean and so That was like the whole thing but tweeners was I was kept saying stuff and making him uncomfortable And he's like wow this guy's crazy and then a week later how we post what is arguably the most fucking insane thing that anyone's ever seen on tiktok And people were like traumatized. He traumatized people it got deleted And then there was like a whole ecosystem of people on tiktok being like did anyone else see what the fuck howie mendell posted

And now it's a whole meme, but let me show you Let me show you because I saved all of them because I knew this would happen But let me just show you what okay, let me I'll go to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah here. Here's the original. Okay. Look at this shit Bro, what do you how do you describe that? People are memeing how we like putting their own stuff in bro, right? Yeah. Yeah, so yeah Dude, and then because it's like he it's somebody sitting on a deep dish pizza Like you know what I mean like a thick-ass chicago pizza prolapse like graphic and that's wild And so then everyone's like yo what the fuck how we did and so now that got removed

But what we've been doing because I want it to live forever Is I cut his head out? So he goes did any is this because of covet and I have one going right now that has 8 million views that I just posted last night Here is so this is the new format I promise you Bobby doesn't know who that is. Yeah, it's James Charles Yeah, but that's but so now a guy right with this big Areola, so we've been posting this now because we we don't want it to die So we did it we did it in a green screen. Yeah

Yeah, that's amazing. So we're gonna do a competition on our show On friday or next week. Oh, that's do the best how we yeah prolapse anus. Uh tribute What do you think of how we been down? Great guy funny great Amazing neurotic. They did the first time you met him No, no, no, okay, but it was really interesting because he followed we met we saw him in Malibu With his daughter. Yeah, I was with my kids and ila and we were playing in this playground there at this nice park in Malibu And I said, oh, look, it's how he meant out

And then we were like, okay, it's time to go. We walked to our car and he followed us dude Oh, so he knew you he chased us down with his daughter and said, hey, will you come on my podcast? Wow I was like, oh, wow some respect from highway. But so I went on there And we had a really good time. Yeah, yeah I've done it several times, but I love his whole family. But um You know, there's something you're crying. No, no, no, I just feel juicy. We're homies now You know how we are next. Yeah. Oh, no, I love him

But here's the thing out of all those old school dudes that like I grew up watching He's got to be the nicest one out of all. Yeah, he's a sweetie. The rest of them are like kind of weird with me. They're um They'll go, oh, there's the naked guy to me or whatever. They'll just do a backhanded lower respect, right? And then they'll move on. Oh, they'll say my name or whatever But like how we was always even when I was on med TV and I asked him to do a sketch He would just jumped on it. You know, I mean, he didn't need to do it. In fact, Louis Anderson did the same thing like, you know, um But like, yeah, he's just one of those guys that like I've always went you can just feel his heart and go Feel his heart and go, oh, he's just a good guy. He's a class act. Yeah, but you know, I invited him

I said, how are you gotta come on the show And talk about the prolapsed anus thing and he says listen, Ethan. I'm laying low on the prolapse Really? Yeah, and I and I says, howie this gives a big opportunity for you. We had a viral moment Let's talk shop. But but he's laying low Is there anyone that you would have on a guest that a guest that would be like That you're a fan of that you'd be nervous to have one person I had on that was really nervous to have on was tim hidekker Oh, which is like kind of it's funny

But like he's the reason I ever started making comedy right looked up to him so much But he did your show. Yeah, and he's super nice and awesome. Oh, that's cool. It was it was years ago when To be on and then bill burr obviously destroyed me for two years because it was such a train wreck interview Yeah, what what yeah, we talked about that, right? Yeah, so it was probably just those two But to be honest during the early days of my podcast, I would have like Untreated anxiety and depression and it made it really hard to do the show Well, we talked about you and I are both on medication now I tried a medication yesterday for a very first time. She did try to tell them tell them

Well, I had been on ssri's and different types of anti-depressants when I was younger and didn't have a positive experience But this was like early 2000s. Like they're so much better now and so much more effective and people are really on their shit So I had a really bad experience. So but then I've obviously I have this time. Yeah, I always have some low level depression day to day today today sometimes I dip into like Like deeper bouts of depression kind of like bipolar too a little bit

Um, but I've been really resistant to going back on meds Um, so finally I was you know, I've been reading up a lot on ketamine You did ketamine and I'm not I'm somebody who doesn't even drink coffee Like I don't drink caffeine or anything. So I'm like stone cold sober person. Wow And I went in there Bob. We drove. We made a day of it. I drove her all the way down there Right, that's what and the reason why I did Is because The night before I took her to major domo

Oh, yeah, right. You haven't heard a major domo. No, what is that? David Chang's restaurant. I've been there twice now. Is that Mr. Chang's? Yeah, yeah, I just said David Chang if you want to comment, but is that what it's called? No, I know there. I've heard of there's a Chinese place in Beverly Hills called Mr. Chow. That's that's that's that's I've been to Mr. Well There's a lot Hold on Chow

I know but it's like but he knows you know him too. Mr. Chow I know both of them weren't you invited to his wedding? Yeah, I was invited to Mr. Chow's wedding But I know David Chang as well. Trust me. Those are tight. They're completely different people Right Chang and Chow. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Anyway, so we you know who David Chang is He's yes. I think I know who he is. Yeah. Yeah. He's a big chef. I've been to his restaurant in New York, Momofuko And anyway, we go there the best. I think it's one of the best restaurants to me right now in LA I just love everything about that place and they treat us like King and queen. Mm-hmm. It's one of those places where like once I walk in you can tell

They they know it's respect. It's respect mutual mutual respect. Mm-hmm. Do you dress nice when you go there? No, I dress like this and are other people dressed nice there? No. No. Oh, it's not like a formal And so um, I drove her down because she says you're gonna Take me to dinner in sandy or just as good and it wasn't anyway. Um, so I drive her all the way down there and um It wasn't anyway. And we we so I drop her drop her up at the facility So anyway, is this through your like an official channel that kept doing the ketamine for treatment because I know it's I've heard a lot about it No, um, I did it like I heard through like word of mouth at this person because I'm something like super Yeah, no, she's a licensed therapist. She's been at it for 20 years and then in the room as well is

A doctor and he was an ER doctor like he's like an interventionist So I felt super safe like I had to watch it No, so me and me and jules went to utc. Um, it's a it's uh, um, Maul in the morning dropped me off wait. I'm sorry to cut. I was I wanted to hear you said you had what on your fingers The pulse lock so they check like your heart rate and your oxygen saturation while they're doing it. Um, yeah, it's a whole thing Like they're very careful about I was like cut you I had to cut you off again, but Bobby's looking at me and you cut me off though No, but she I wanted her to finish her point. Yeah, but I know but

Okay Maybe you I'll let I'll let that go. I'll tell you what happened. You know what? I think I'm reading it wrong I'll let it go. No, I'll tell you what happened I'll tell you what happened is that she was making a point and then I cut her off And then you know what there's just a hole. I think I also understand what happened I think you were really excited to talk about your um, um, Maul visit What do you mean when you went to the mall? It was fun for you because you said like 50 people recognize you and you felt like a rock star. I never said that that's crazy

That's the first thing you said to me after I got Can I tell you After I got out of this. I never said that. Is that something I would say it's kind of embarrassing, dude I know but Cut that out. Wait, wait. No. Can I tell you guys something? Yeah, yeah Okay, so I just had this intense 90 minute session. Wait, he's actually writing you're gonna cut that We'll talk about it. Oh my god. All right. First of all, let me just finish the utc thing and then you can talk about yours Okay, well, this is about the utc now. I want to hear betters. You wait

This is about the utc thing. I'm coming out of this 90 minute like intense session Like I don't know if I'm it just was a thing. It was a massive heavy thing and the first thing I hear I see Bobby's face and I'm reaching out towards him because it's a familiar face and he was like I did not do that. And I'm he was at Jules. Tell him what a big rock star I was at the mall That's the first thing you said out of the k-hole He's famous, huh? Wait, are you you were in the k-hole? I was coming out of it already

So what was the experience like on ketamine because I've heard it's a crazy experience You want to talk about your mall visit first? Don't we don't need to coddle him. I want to hear about the k-hole Move on you can move on I can move on. I'm I just gonna just say and then you can move on is I just feel Betrayed Oh my god lie to Wait about oh about what I don't know what would I say when they lie about certain things that I do

Oh, I think I need an apology from you later, but go ahead I'll talk about your k-hole. Yeah Guys in my house I only use helix as my mattresses because I only I only use the best Yeah, and this is what you do guys right you take a quiz online just takes two minutes Wow to complete and it matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you Why would you buy a mattress made for someone else man? That doesn't make any sense It doesn't with helix you're getting a mattress that you know will be perfect for the way you sleep

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But you're acting as if I said it the first thing that came out of my mouth In the second it wasn't even that it was like the 90th thing that came out of my mouth. Oh, so you did say it I never said rock star by the way, right? What is the truth what is the truth? Oh, I called jewels Called jewels actually and let's not say anything. In fact, don't you get so how do you gonna do it? Okay, I'll ask her what what did bobby say about his experience at the mall no leading questions Okay, no, don't even do that. Hold on. Let's be more specific because we got to get to the truth Let's just say so when I was coming out

Okay, you're yeah when I was coming out of the thing was the first thing that came out Bobby said came and what did you say? I think she'll be like, I don't remember and that's exactly what it is. You don't remember Hey jewels What did you call it off? Oh, jeez. What why can't we tell you're living you're living in our house for free. We can't call No, because she called earlier I know but why I don't like your attitude You live in my house for the last three years for free

I give you a Prius and that's the fucking attitude you have to be fair. It's a three-door Prius It's missing a door. So apologize jewels. It has an open It has an open part of the I got my nose peers. Oh my god. You got her other nose peers. Okay. Well, I can't wait to see it I have a question for you. She's in this house. I need to clarify Um yesterday when I was coming out of the when you guys came downstairs And I was and I was feeling groggy and whatnot. What is the first thing Bobby said? Or bragged about

It's okay I don't know what that is. Okay. Hang on. Hang on. Hang up the phone. It's something about a mall Oh Did he say anything about what he felt like and that he was what what else That it was like the best day and he felt like uh, like a what she's adding more Felt like a king there. Wow. Okay king rock star. Same. Thank you jules embarrassing. Okay. Bye. She added the best day Okay, so it was a little leading a little bit. Yeah, but You did say it and which is fine. It's nice to be recognized. Do you not get recognized that much when you go but

No, I'm just curious because I would assume I would assume you do get recognized a lot a lot. Yeah But you got recognized way more at the mall This mall was popping. That's not even what I was going to even say when I brought up the mall in the first place I was going to talk about the mall. I got a new green jacket. Oh, he's a good one. I mean, I got some lalabo oil Yeah, I mean I had it's like it's a cologne place that perfume cologne place that For france and I get their son tell 33 oils. Okay, and then I and then um I bonded with jewels and we had a really good time and that's all I was going to say And then all these little things that I said about like, um, I got recognized a lot and stuff. Yeah, I might have said it as a joke

You know what I mean, but I didn't do it as a bragging thing. Yeah. No, I appreciated the levity after You know, it makes me look like a fool. I know. I know how it is So I go our show is live. So I know it is. I have to be real. Yeah, I know it is I sure know it is Because you really bamboozled me that day. I did Bamboozled me that way if you want to bring that back up again. We bamboozled me. Okay. I just you're a fucking gotcha guy I told you gotcha. Oh my god. All right. So let me finish the cake This story. Yeah. All right. You fucking I knew this was going to be a whole thing

It's not a whole thing. You have a problem. You have a bone to pick with me I don't have any bones to pick with you. I just you know I just find you have resent me a little bit. I don't resent you at all in any way I finally you I didn't fucking cancel my fucking therapy today Yeah, because you wanted to confront me. No Even if I had somebody here that was a big name that I needed to confront They wouldn't I would not cancel my I think you have unresolved resentment towards me because of the show We did together on ours and because of the mole thing

Maybe yeah, it's a finish. No, let me finish. Let me finish Let me finish this. Okay So I told I go Jules, right Jules. You got to go in there. She goes in there. She runs back out and she goes Did the puppy I go what does nobody in there? And I go, what do you mean? nobody Nobody's in there. I fuck a freak out. Like what the fuck? I know it Now I think like they've taken me. Yeah, something happened like they don't I don't know how

You found out of place in my head. I'm like you looked at online somewhere Googled it and they just called this random number and all of a sudden now you're being shipped to fucking wherever All right as a sex slave. Yeah, me Kalilah the scared the most scared person on earth would do that But I don't know so I run in there and you're right. There was no one in there, right? and there and so there was a There was a door that was Illuminating There was like a light in the body. It was like, right and I to ask her Jules. I go go knock on that door

She goes, no puppy. I can't I can't I go knock on the door Right, I go. I'm gonna do it as soon as I'm gonna do it But your friend comes from the bottom and you could hear me talking and she goes oh Kalilah's down here, right? But that's the only reason why it was that I was saving your life. I wanted that's what I did for you And I you know what you're right. You're right. That's what I that's what you did for me That's what you did for me And I apologize and I bamboozled you right? Yeah, just like I you bamboozled me about the rock star thing Can I just say something?

one more thing by the way I was happy to hear the rock star thing. It brought levity I just went through like a 90 minute. She was in this room and she was crying You could tell she was crying really it was dark and she was like with blankets and a little bed And she puts her arms as she goes Hi, I was so happy to see you. I didn't care what you said. I was just happy to see a familiar face because it was scary It was a scary experience the cave cave is a different cave for me Can I mean we'll go wherever it needs to go not where you want it to go. So can you tell me about the experience from the beginning to

And or is it two person? You know, that's fine. Um, yeah, so I had been talking to a therapist and a doctor about it Wait, hold on to that. Bobby. What's happening? Nothing. I'm just looking at you You're at a 45 degree Bobby's got a death stare a fucking mean death stare, please Please describe I will keep it short. He asked the question And apparently he wants it the way he wants it and I'd like to I'm interested because I didn't even hear all of it Okay, I knew about cave like an opportunity to listen Maybe there's a reason it didn't work out bobby's. You don't listen. Oh, you know what? This is the beginning it's the beginning of something. I'll tell you that

And I can tell you guys you what's going on here because you guys are traveling together. You're still living You're doing a show. I mean, this is not this is we're just you're working on it But not lovers. I think that we're like deep we're mindfully and lovingly breaking up Breaking up doesn't have to be this thing like fuck that bitch or all this though There's no chance of a reunion. We don't know. I don't I mean, it's not my It's not on my plan right now, but no, like if it's if it's In the books for us down the future then then great, but if not like

Like one way or the other is it not difficult to spend so much time together? No, you guys don't have any resentment between the two of you I don't know Wow, and you guys are comfortable like doing these long drives together like as platonic friends. Apparently we are we did it Well, that's very interesting. Well, is it? I don't know We spend whole days together. We spend whole days together. And is there any physical intimacy? So no That's a lie. What do you mean? We're not having sex, but we're still like some, you know We just like no, we don't do this holding we do he can we show him the friendship? Yeah, I do I hold hands in public, but we will do it like this

It doesn't seem like a breakup It is you guys are holding hands in public She was on a ketamine fucking with well, is that it was that ketamine associated or like she was like I can't walk She goes, can you hold me and I'm like Fucking this bitch needs to be Hell after ketamine, you know means I did it not true. We accidentally held hands. We forgot that we were holding hands And then we broke it. We broke away when we realized like why are we holding hands? If it was ketamine related, I understand but you made it sound like you guys just go cruise around holding hands

No, we don't Accidentally sometimes and you and you guys sleep in different rooms now. I'm assuming no same bed. No, same bed Okay, that's a little odd It really isn't you guys sleep in the same bed Yeah, and we watch movies together at night. And do you guys ever like cuddle on it? No, we stay side by side Ask the ass No, but we're what let me watch a movie on his ipad. We're about like we're pretty close Wow

In the same bed What's the problem pal? I don't think that's normal after a breakup. Yeah, maybe in your twisted little world I just think there's still something happening No, because in I've talked to my therapist. Yeah the one that I canceled today for you Which now I exactly now I And now it's just another thing that we're throwing the resentment bucket weeks ago just two weeks ago, bro Okay, I didn't these guys did and did I let you the other day? Oh, so you weren't even happy about it You know because normally

Normally, I would I don't know why you bring this out of me, but normally I would normally I would cancel it Right, but you keep bringing it up this time. I did it obviously anyway Let's go let's go back like a it's not like a compliment like you think it is It's like another thing in the resentment bucket against tricky Jew Ethan right so To answer your stupid question, right? Mm-hmm is We're mindfully doing it within a loving way, you know eventually she's going to find her own place. Okay, right?

Preferably somewhere near me so I can see the dogs easier. Mm-hmm, right? Um, we we're gonna work together, right? And I like hanging out her family is like my family. So there that's never gonna change. Mm-hmm, okay? Um, and you know by you prying with your little no tricky mind Oh, you know what I mean, and you I don't know anything about it I know you guys broke up and I was I'm naturally curious But if you're uncomfortable, I won't push it anymore And I just want to say this but I'm not you brought up the the other thing that the gotcha thing

Let's just go what like we're gonna go the thing the thing that you when you we came onto your show, right? And you said you brought up the The Schwab See, I don't even want to say it but yeah that well, let's not pretend like it didn't happen Yeah, it did happen when you brought that up. We didn't know that you were gonna bring that up, right? So what I don't I know my point is that I understand that but what I'm saying is is that that's what you are No, dude. No, you're a gotcha guy. No, it's not true. You know what I mean? And I have to be honest with you, dude. It did

Ask her for that day. I didn't like you I was actually I know but I was so angry first of all, let me let it's like okay And then with the mole thing after that, it's just like exact double gotcha. I knew it's a double gotcha So my point is is that double. You know, I mean, I'm trying to let it go I'm trying to there is no resentment, but you're bringing it out of review. So I'm just saying I love you No, it's good. You're getting it out there. Yeah But let's talk about it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So when you guys came on the podcast

You scheduled way ahead of time. Yeah, and I told you beforehand I said, this is a live podcast before we went live. I made it very clear you guys This is a live show I didn't barely knew anything about the Brandon thing. It wasn't even a big Topic on my you know in my head to hit But I knew it was a thing and so I like I'll ask people about everything that's interesting going on in their life And it was an interesting thing. I thought and I asked about it and you guys I felt opened the floodgate on that I sat back and let it happen

And I felt like you guys were giving it to me and I was just taking what was out there I did. I don't feel I coaxed you. Okay, or Kalilah. All right or manipulated you guys at all If I go to a damn frankly, I resent the insinuation Oh, really? Yes. If I go to a damn, right and I put a little explosive on the dam, right? I didn't just listen what I'm saying If I go to a dam, I put a little explosive on the dam, right and the dam breaks And all this water comes through, right? Yeah, I can't then just go, you know, I didn't know, right? Yeah, but I

I didn't You put a little how you think in your mind, right? That you bring up the brand of shop is a little thing You guys could just get a little explosive But what I'm saying to you, let me finish what I'm saying, right? But what? And my throat's getting sore. My throat's all polyps. Yeah, right? My throat's all polyps. But what I'm saying, right, is that you knew, right? No Yes

I knew what? I'll tell you what. I knew what? I knew what? Because you know that we're podcasters, right? It's not like you're not if we're not people that you're having on that you have no knowledge of who they are, what they do, right? That's even more You don't know the podcasters. You don't know how to edit yourself, bro. You know how to talk and what not to talk about. And if you didn't want to- That's what we're actually not very good at because, you know, we're not- Well, that's not my problem, Mr. Fucking D- Explosives on the Dam But I didn't- I thought- I like that. I like that.

I didn't feel coaxed. I think you're right. Thank you for saying that and you said that and I appreciated it. Explosives on the Dam. I didn't feel that at all. I take full responsibility of the fact that I- Was I able to explain myself in a way that was like true to what was happening in our relationship? That I bungled. He bungled that as well, explaining like the open relationships- Because we never even wanted to even talk about it.

I couldn't even bring that up. We didn't even want to talk about it. I didn't even know about that. You guys brought that up there. Because you brought up the thing and we talked about it is the water of the dam. Bro, maybe your fucking dam had cracks in it and the water and I didn't even set the explosive. That's fine. No, but I didn't even-

It did have cracks. It did have cracks, but you just set on an explosive. I didn't. Even if it was a BB, right? Not a BB. Even if it was like a little tiny firecracker pops. I was trying to pop, pop, pop. Thank you.

No, no, no. I was there to repair the dam and it was so fundamentally fucked. That it- I was there trying to mend it up and it just what came forth was a catastrophic meltdown. I didn't think it was catastrophic. I thought it was good and healthy. I still think it was good. You regret that podcast?

I don't think so. Well, I mean, it led to us breaking up. But anyway, my point is it did. I think that it would have probably taken a lot longer to deliberate whether or not we were going to stay together. But I don't see it as- I actually see it as a blessing in disguise because it forced us to confront what was like bits and pieces of information that was out there about us that I didn't like.

So it was like, you know what? We need to talk about whether or not we're going to stay together. So it kind of forced us to face it. Okay. But I personally felt that it was a healthy, open, interesting conversation. Okay. But obviously- It's fine.

Obviously, you disagree. No, I don't disagree. A lot of people came out in support of you, which must have felt nice. Yeah. But there are also other people that- Fuck Brendan Schaub, that meat-headed fuck. How about that? Yeah, but see, that's- you can do that.

Yeah. And congratulations. I can't do that. Yeah. I don't know how you can live in that. I don't want you to. Yeah, yeah. Because you're above it.

You're better than that, Bobby. You are. Yeah. But- I don't want to war with the guy. But I resent this insinuation that I'm a gotcha guy because I'm not a gotcha guy. You're not. What are you then?

I- I just- You're a regular guy? I just was doing an interview. You think you're a regular interviewer like- You're Anderson Cooper. You think you're Anderson Cooper? You think you're Ari Melber? Like just a guy from MSNBC?

No, you're not, right? You're a gotcha guy. What didn't you have just said? Couldn't you have just said, you know, we don't want to talk about this? Yeah. I just said, what's up with Brendan Schaub? And then you guys were like, bleh. Because you kept reiterating that it's live.

Wrong. Is it what? What? Wrong. Before, you said, you know this is live. And so how- and yeah, I was telling you- Okay, anyway, I don't want to go- We're going in circles.

Yeah. You know what I mean? So that's what you did. But anyway- No. Yeah, that's what you did. Let's just move on. Thank you to Lila for defending me.

Yeah. Because you- you're more- I love you though. And um, and you know the text the other day when you said, why don't we hang out and have dinner and stuff like that? I really want to do that. Oh, let's do it. I would love to do that.

I would love to do that. I would love to do it too. Yeah, yeah. Take him to eat the Big Bread at Major Dome. So- Ketamine. Who cares about my ketamine? No, I- I'm curious, go ahead.

Who's curious fuck? Let's go into details. Yeah. Walk in there, right? Second by second. Second by second. You go in there and then what- what do they say? Welcome to-

Hell. Welcome to hell. Yeah. She looked like she had gone through a real ordeal. Like when I first saw her I was like, holy shit, that was something. Because she was like kind of pale. You could tell that she had been crying hard.

She was a little trembling a little bit. And she was a sensitive little tiny baby. You know, and I did. And that's what I felt like. But I was just excited to tell her about my UTC experience. And also I was very excited to get- Because also you have to understand that when we drove up there from LA,

down there from LA, we hadn't eaten all day because I was promised a really good meal. Because I had the night before, like I said, you know. And I found a restaurant that had really good reviews. And I- everyone was like, this is the best place in, you know, Ensenita. What kind of food was it?

It was just a few, like American probably. American, yeah. What did you get? Like a steak or like a burger? Anyway, um- But it wasn't- You're not doing this one. Not good.

You're not doing- You're not doing this one. I can't talk to you, Bobby. I love you. It's a deep love. So did you guys have a long and depth conversation or were you just kind of like- Was it so much that you didn't exchange that much words with them

and then kind of just left? Right. Yeah. That's what happened. Yeah. And she was like, it might take a couple of days. You might, you know- And how long after did you start feeling like normal or good or fine?

Three, four hours. Okay, wow. It's still a bit weak. Is that an okay question for you, Bobby? Very good. Very nice. Okay, good. I'm just learning for you, bud. Thanks for coming here.

So I- But I had a- I could learn from the master. You went- You know what you did? You've canceled your therapy for an anti-therapy session. That's made it worse. Yeah.

That's what it feels like. It's just going to fuck you very much. No, it's not, man. It's all good, dude. You know. So what did we learn today? We learned- Oh, we're wrapping it up?

No, because we're going to do it all in helpful advice. I thought that's what we just did. No, but people ask us, you know- We learned that you're a mall rock star. Isn't that what we learned? I said it in- Honestly, everyone listening to them right now, it's like I was just- Because I was playing this little game with Jules.

Because she's so shy, right? That we're at the mall. So anybody was like, can I get a photo? After they would leave, I would look at Jules and I would wink. Right? And it bothers her. And I can tell when people come up to us, it kind of makes her feel uneasy.

So I was just kind of like digging in on this little inside joke that Jules and I had, right? And so then when we went there, I never thought it would be shared out public. But I go, tell- You know, I just- Just to make Jules feel uncomfortable, but it wasn't a braggadocious kind of a thing, you know? So if anyone listening to me right now,

I'm pretty cool, man, and chill, you know what I mean, about those things. So I want to be able to say that we're- I honestly think that you and I are similar in many ways. Yes. Do you think so? Yes, I do. Yeah, I think we're similar in many ways. I think you're a little bit more educated than I am.

Educated? Yeah. Did you go to college? No. What do you mean, educated? You just seem brighter. No. Okay.

No, you're super smart. Okay. But you seem bright to me. But I think there's a lot of similarities. I think you're fashionable. You do? I do. Oh, thank you.

I think you're fashionable, too. I think you have a vibe, you know what I mean? And I really do want to become some friends with you. Me too. I think we should- And I think I've overcome your sabotage. No. Yeah, yeah, I have overcome it.

I forgive your sabotage. I've overcome and I've forgiven your sabotage and your- You want to come over this weekend? Diabolical. I would love to. Your diabolical things that you did. I didn't. And I forgive you.

I really do. And, you know, I have to be mindful that you are who you are. Oh, my God. And you have a style, you know what I mean? That's just not my style in terms of potting. But I do forgive you. And they were all funny. And when I did the mole thing at the hospital,

I laughed with the doctor. I go, that was a really good prank. It wasn't a prank. That's what was fucking up, because he told us to do an unhelpful advice. Oh, wait, let me go. Wait, let me finish these text messages, because you says to me-

No, I don't want to do that. He sends me a picture of him in the doctor's office. He goes, hey, fuckface. The mole is nothing you fuckface. Yeah. I said, I said, did he say it looked weird or anything? He said, nope, wasted time, brother. I'll get you back one day.

Prank. I says, I thought I was saving your life. You said, no, man, it's a Jew trick. I'm Korean, revenge. I did say that. And I said, while you were texting me, I was in the basement dying of COVID. Yeah.

And you go, I said, I have COVID. Go easy on me. You said, I hope you get COVID twice. Yeah. And that's why I felt- That's why I didn't get revenge on you, because I feel like karma did. Right.

With COVID, you had it coming. So when you said you had COVID, I'm like, that's karma. After wishing me death. For the Brendon shop thing and for the mole thing. Anything that's doing unhelpful advice. And I forgive you. I forgive you.

And then after you wish me death, you go, hey, what do you think about your ad agency? Are they pretty cool? Do I have unhelpful advice? Oh, and then I want to ask you one more thing before we move on to that. How are you feeling now that you've gained through experience?

Do you feel like it helped? Because I've heard there's been really interesting research that ketamine can help cure symptoms of depression for like six months. That's really interesting. Longer even, up to a year. Okay, look at me right now. So do you feel?

Don't do this. No, no, no. What? I want to answer Ethan. I want to answer Ethan. He seems sincere. I am sincere. Yeah.

We'll just do it real fast. I just want to know. You see what he's doing? What am I doing? I will report back in a couple of weeks and months from now. Because I do, I am very hopeful about it. Even though it was dreadful, I do feel a sense of like, kind of this like weird afterglow.

And I slept so deeply last night. And I hadn't been able to sleep in a long time. Oh, wow. So last night was the first time that I was able to, and I woke up feeling like relief. Oh, wow. Even though it was, so I feel hopeful. Pubby, what the fuck?

I am genuinely interested in her story. That's not, that's an unusual experience. She got treated for depression with ketamine. That's like pretty interesting rare health. My health? Yeah. Okay, tell me more. And I don't want to be rude about it.

Go ahead. But you did get a little bigger. I know. We talked about it on my podcast. And I want you to get help. I did. I did. I started my medicine.

No, I want you to go to a farm or something. A farm? And what am I doing on the farm? It's like a place where they lock you down. A farm? Oh, like a fat farm? I don't want to say the word. I don't want to say the word.

A fat farm? Yeah. Maybe you sound like I'm going to lock me up with the cattle and eat out of a trough. You know what I'm saying is I think you should be locked away. Yes. And no, I'm being forced to do the exercises. Because I believe that you're not going to do it.

I believe that you're not eating the right things. I think the last time I saw you, you're even bigger now. No. And that's impossible. Like it was two weeks. Right. You are. You're not taking that great care of yourself.

You're dipping again. Thank you. And eating more every day. Do you know how bad that is, bro? You know what? You're scared of cancer. I wouldn't. All right, all right.

You know what you're doing right now, dude? Why? And you know, and I've only been positive. Just because my health issues are visible to everybody because I'm fat doesn't mean that you go out there dipping, bro. If I could see that the fuck up. That's just got the fuck up, dude. All right.

Just saying. You know what I'm saying, dude? You're going to die. All right. You're going to die. Look at you. Yeah. But I love you as well.

Yeah, but you're going to die of mouth cancer before I die of fucking heart failure. And if that's the case, then that's the case, bud. Just saying, just because mine is visible doesn't mean that you're healthier than I am. You mouth cancer fat. You're kind of gooey yourself, buddy. What the fuck?

You just call me gooey? Yes, I'm looking at your tight, low shirt. A little bit gooey. Now, I might be fat, but at least I'm not gooey. All right. Oh, there's a difference. Oh, there's a difference? Yeah, all right.

OK. Anyway, how long does it take for the ketamine to do that? Do they give you a timeline where they're like, it takes so much time before you maybe start feeling? I think it's different for everyone. They just say, be easy on yourself next couple of days. If you have any revelations, downloads, even if you're feeling uncomfortable

and you're in a dark place, please call us anytime. Have you reached out to them? Yeah, this morning. You did? Yeah. Nice. Let's just say I was OK. Oh, that's good.

But I feel like that deep sleep you got is actually a really good sign. I think so, too. That's really powerful, like a good, solid night's sleep, especially when you haven't had it in a long time. Next to him, no less. Right. When I look at you, that's the noise I hear. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Gilbert, now's the time. Now's the time. On hopeful advice with Ethan. Hey, guys, in my early 20s, I began experiencing severe hair loss. My friends at the time even bullied me about it, causing my sense of self-confidence to plummet. I had a hard time approaching love interests,

interviewing for jobs, and even meeting new friends, all because of the anxiety I had felt waiting for someone to mention that I had no hair. Now, I'm in my late 20s. That would be Bobby. And while I'm come to accept that I won't have hair, I'm still not 100% comfortable with it. How do you guys handle body image and self-confidence problems?

Having met a fan of Bobby my entire life, I admire how comfortable he is in his own skin. I feel the Potokin may be able to give me some advice on this problem. Thank you for the love. Look at Carlos. Yes, that's a great example. So we have a guy, Carlos Herrera. Carlos Herrera, look him up online, OK?

Carlos Herrera has no hair. Do you want to pull up a picture? And he's doing the whole thing where he's balding up here but growing the sides long, right? Larry David style. Larry David style. And let me say something, OK? He loves it.

And I know this too, because I've read his DMs and I've read his girls hitting on him. He has a truck full of women that want to sleep with him. There's nothing wrong with being bald. I'd be honest with you, lots of guys, if I was losing it, I would shave it all off and just own the beautiful dome, because that's a good, strong look.

That's a good look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a bad look, even, that I just have a beautiful, strong dome. And like, I wouldn't try to cling to whatever you've got on the head personally. I would just get rid of it and just be proud of, proud, strong, domed king.

The thing for me is the recaining your confidence. It doesn't matter what you look like, and that's evident by looking at guys like me and Bobby. Confidence is everything, what's powerful is being comfortable with who you are and being confident and not being insecure. You just got to own what you've got. And when you shave your dome,

you reclaim your confidence, you reclaim who you are, and you own it. Now, if you've got, like, receding and some hair here, and you can afford hair transplant, that's a great option too, because the technology these days is insane. How many celebrities have you seen? Like, I mean, so many of them.

You could look at before and after the hairline, it's insane, where they're like, nerd, and then they're like fucking chat as hell with their crazy hairline. I know everyone's piling on Justin Timberlake lately. Elon Musk, have you seen his hairline before and after? Yes. Can't change who I am.

I have to work with what I have. So it's like, you know, years ago, when Golden Goose put out that raggedy shoe and that had, like, that tape over it, and they were charging $1,100 for it, normally, you know what I mean, I guess somebody would look at those shoes and go, if they were, you see on a homeless person or whatever,

you're like, oh, those are garbage shoes. But Golden Goose goes, no, this is actually $1,100 shoe, right? And so for me, that's what I'm doing. I'm going, you know what, nah, this is prime man meat, right? This is, you know what I mean, expensive. This is, you know what I mean, the top of the line, right? And if you can't see it, you're not cool, right? Because if you're looking at like Tom Hardy,

yeah, it's easy to look at someone like Tom Hardy and go, I would fuck that, right? But if you have sophistication, right? If you have class, you have that artistic eye, right? Then you can look at a piece of shit like Ethan and I, and go, no, I see it. There's something there, there's an X factor. Because there's something special

about a beast of a dude who's confident anyway. Yeah, like it's easy to be handsome and be confident, but it's hard and special to be ugly and confident. It's so hard. And that's what's special. Yeah. Be ugly and be confident. But can I say this?

Look at that hairline. Dork fucking loser, virgin bitch, Chad billionaire. But if you and I worked out and we lost 100 pounds and we worked out, right, we could look hot. I could. Anyway, any more? That's it, we're good. No, I'm just kidding.

I agree, yeah. If we put in the work, yeah. That's the other thing about beautiful people, they put in the work and that's hard. I refuse to. It's hard to put in the work. It's not so why. It's so sad.

People every day, six hours, doing, you know what I mean? So they can get a little good. It's like, no, who cares? Right. You can get girls without it. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, you're like a successful comedian. You're rich, so it's a lot easier for you.

What do you mean? Well, like if you if you were working at like fucking, you know, McDonald's with what you have now. Yeah. And same with you, too. If you were looking at working at like Popeyes chicken, right? No, in the grease, difficult.

Yeah. And you're doing the grease thing because you look greasy. I do. Like you're just you just look like you're full with that same. Oh, I look like I've been. I would eat, drink the the. Yeah.

Yeah. So my point is, is that, you know what I mean? I mean, if I'm going to work in a fast food, so are you. You would be hard for you, too, as well. Yes, it would be. But I would like to agree with you. Yes, we agree. You guys should start a podcast called a ghost.

A big fat fucking losers. We could work with the roost. Yeah, we could. I think about that. But my point is, is that but here's the thing. I don't want to. I would. Both of you are very handsome, by the way.

Thank you. I also don't like fighting with you because the thing is, is something about you, it brings it out of me. I don't know what it is. But there's just something about you and I together. You bring it out of me. Like you'll say. Dave Chil.

I know what it is. Dave Chil has the same thing. Me and Dave Chil have the same kind of combativeness. I was going to say, I know what it is. What is it? You're anti-Semitic. No, I'm not. I'm just kidding.

That's ridiculous. I love Jews more than most people. That's a little anti-Semitic. No. When I saw this, there's a list. Yeah. I was like. Lots of tears.

Are you tearing? No. Like I'm four. No, it's more. No, I wasn't tearing. Oh, because you did like this. You're like, yo, when I watched, that's what you did. No, I was like.

You say, when I watched, shouldn't it list? I was like, yeah. That's what you did though. No, I didn't. That's exactly what you did. That was like. I was like, right. Yeah.

But what's this? Yeah. Like. What's this for? That's how I cry. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I'm passionate about tears.

Right. It's a little sis. So, no, I was really, I cried so much during that movie. Me too. It's so tragic. And the other one, what's a beautiful life? I never watched that one. The dancing Jewish guy?

Yeah. That was good. But yeah. But it was hard to watch. I feel like it's so hard to watch, man. But this is actually, this segment's called Unhelpful Advice. It really is that.

No, I think we helped this guy. Oh, we did. I think we, this guy just looks in the mirror and goes, this is what it is. And I have to work with it. Shave it off. And also, can I just say something? Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean? Those feelings that he's having is a great motivator for everything. You know what I mean? Because I'm so lazy, but like, without bullying and the negative things that I went through, I wouldn't be where I'm at today. Right?

What? You're talking about Brandon Schwab? Yeah. Okay. People like that. But in my past, though, as a kid or growing up or my dad or whatever, right? And also just like women and this and that, right?

I was always like, like, life is bringing me down. I have no future. But I use that pain and suffering. You know, no, I can't do this. I gotta, I will show them. I will show the world, right? That this is legit. You know, something else, though,

I'll say to someone like that, because if I was single and struggling to find a significant other, which is really important in life, to feeling confident and fulfilled and healthy and stuff, like you used to have, God, I don't know why I did that. I'm sorry.

Why do you do that? Why do you do that? It was so natural for you. Hey, yeah, like, why do you like? Because I felt like because I felt like that's what you were thinking. And so I wasn't thinking. I was like, I don't want him to think

that I'm insulting him. And so then I do. Yeah, but see, that's the thing that you have to look inside yourself. And that's what I'm seeing. That that personality. You know what I mean? Yeah, no.

Yeah, I'm sorry. And I only do this with you. I'm not usually like this with other people. I saw you break Oliver Tree's glasses. Yeah, well, he had it coming. You don't even like that guy. Why are you defending him? Yeah, what?

What was I was saying was is that if I was single and like, you know, having a hard time connecting with women, I would probably focus on, you know, this more too. So it's important. Like if you're looking, you got to work on all aspects of your life, which is like job, body, looks,

you got to really take care of yourself. Now I'm complacent because I've been married. I've been with my wife for like 10, 15 years or something. I have a family and a job and stuff. So but it's important if you are struggling out there, you got to focus on the whole thing. So that you have to have you have to bring, come to the table with something good.

If he left you, right, straight to the gym. Oh, wow. Well, but let me ask you something. Do you think I don't think, but do you think you could get girls, right? If you left you, if you didn't go to the gym. Yeah, I could, but I don't, I don't feels like sexy and confident.

I'm a fat fuck. So why doesn't Ela deserve the gym? She does. She does. Why does she deserve sexy? She does. Why does she deserve greasy lumps? Wait, why didn't Kaleila deserve all that?

I know. I'm sorry. You're right. She does deserve it. You did deserve it. You know what? When I said that to him, I was thinking, and you're right.

You're absolutely right. I feel, I fucked that up. I should have been buff for you. Not buff, not buff. No, but, but, but it's, it's more complicated, right? Because I am complacent, right? And, and, and she does, she does deserve that.

But the problem is that there's just so much going on that, you know, sometimes it's not the priority, but it should be. But, you know, I, a lot of the way to gain is from medicine that I started and I'm trying to get on. I started a new medicine and I'm, it's a whole thing. But you and I that day, when Oliver Tree and the Boxing Day, right,

I knew that you and I were the same kind of guy, because we're like, we're hungry. You and I both said that out loud. And then you and I, yeah. And you and I looked at each other. The Arby's thing. Yeah. And we go, let's get Arby's, right?

And then we go, get Arby's, get everything. And then we're like, and then we threw 10,000 orders at the girl. Oh my God. We went 16 of this, jalapeno poppers, and you and I had no, you know what I mean? There was no like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the calories?

Yeah. Oh. And then we got Shake Shack after that, right? Which is even worse than Arby's. Which is worse than Arby's. And we got everything. Yeah, that was. And we chowed down like animals.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. So we're very similar in that way, you know? It is. Yeah, yeah. It's a problem. It's not good. But I'll tell you what else,

when we were ordering the Arby's, I wanted to make sure they knew it wasn't a bet, because A.B. was like on the phone pretending to call. And I says, I just want you to know, this is not a bet. I need you guys to actually order this food. Yeah. Oh my God.

Because he wasn't going to. Is there Arby's nearby? I would go to one. See if there's Arby's nearby. There's one in Hollywood. They deliver. No, I don't want to go all the way to Hollywood, but is there one on this side of the thing?

I'll look right now. Yeah. I would literally, I'll literally drive there right now. You and I will go to Arby's. Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah, yeah. That'd be nice. Anything you want to promote?

Is there any more questions or is that it? Why do you want to go long? Long. Well, I just felt like we could help more people. And yeah, yeah, you know, for me, I, you know, our shows are like three, four hours long. Yeah, I only do 50 minutes. How long?

How long we've been going? Hour and a half. Yeah. Oh, well. 90. Yeah, I don't know. I'm used to doing like marathons, you know, why do you do that? How do let me ask you something because I always in my head,

and now maybe you can help me because even the last thing, the Christopher Destafano one that we did, people were like, it's not long enough, right? Yeah. But I always think that I'm running out of time. I think that I'm running out of things to say or do. I feel like it's, I've always feel like I'm meandering and just like, and also I'm reflecting about all the things I did say on this podcast

about the rock. I'm just gross things, I mean, and thinking to myself, should I cut that out? Like all these things in my head. So it's like, it's, it's just, how do you do that? Well, one thing, first of all, it's harder when you're hosting, right? It's harder. So much harder.

I used to have a lot of problems like you're describing, where it was like, I don't know what to say. What's next? I'm like very in my head. Now, I think we put a lot of work into plant. I mean, you do interviews mostly. And so it's a different beast with interviews. It's a little harder to carry them.

It depends a lot on the guests. And sometimes it's harder. Yeah. And sometimes it's easier to go longer. Yeah. But we do a lot of like variety show stuff. So a lot of what we do is planned beforehand. And so I don't have that stress of like,

what am I talking about next? Is this conversation flowing? So it's a kind of a different beast. When I do interviews, they don't tend to be as long. They tend to be about two hours long. And but if it ends naturally before that, then that's fine. And I don't force it to go longer.

How'd you think this went? I thought it was nice. That was a nice conversation. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was going to be more combative. It was. It was very combative.

No. I thought it was going to be more. I thought it was going to be more. Really? Yeah. How could it be more? I don't know. Throwing punches?

No. Just a level. You think you could beat me up? You think you could take me? There's not many people I think I could take, but I think you're one of them. Should we set that up? No.

I mean, because when you fought Oliver Tree, you usually use that. I want to use real boxing gloves. You wouldn't do that. Oh, that's a good idea. Well, maybe some headgear. Yeah. I don't want to hurt you.

No, I'm talking bare knuckle right now. No, I'm not going to do that right now. But I think that I think you underestimate my wrestling skills. Oh, you're a wrestler. Yeah, I was a wrestler. I will take you down. I think I would hurt you. But you're like 50, right?

Yeah, how old are you? I'm 37. Maybe. But still, I think I could. I mean, I don't even want to go there because it would hurt my feelings to hurt you. It's like hurting like an old man or like. I'm just saying I'm not a fighter.

You're a disabled person. I'm not a fighter. There's almost nobody in this world. I would be like, I could beat him up like nobody, including women. I could beat you up. Man, there is no fucking way. I'm just saying if it came down to it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, if it came down to it, dude. Dude, I would kill you. And no. Do you want to set up an event? No, I don't want to start an event. RGT, the creator class. Okay, well, let me ask you this, Kalyla.

Who do you think would win in a fight? You know him. Boxing MMA. I just did ketamine. So I'm feeling like not people pleasing. Bobby, I'm not. I'm a strong bitch. I don't think I could take you up for the record.

But he can take me. He's taken me down. Really? Yeah. I've maybe submitted him accidentally twice ever, but. You guys wrestle? Yeah. Dude, I've had real fighters like kind of fake grapple with me

and go, wow, dude, you have. He is so. I'm strong. You're agile. He's strong, but he's low to the ground. So his takedowns are just so efficient. I cannot stuff any of him. I would hurt.

Hurt. You think so? I don't think so. I guess we'll never know. We'll never know. But I would fucking hurt you. And he's fast. So on the stand up is very, very fast.

Yeah. Much faster than I could ever be. It's like rolling margarine with you. Really, it's just like, oh, look at all this butter. I make a ball. But I also haven't seen you fight. You're like a stick of Laffy Taffy, bro. That doesn't hurt my feelings, because I'll tell you why.

Whatever you say after this to say whatever, right? I already know in my heart, genuinely know 100% guaranteed satisfaction guaranteed that I would destroy you. OK. All right. So that's all I know. All right. So is there an army?

You want to arm wrestle? No. Is there an Arby's nearby? Oh, that's more. Probably like a 15 minute drive. Where? Do they deliver? You want to drive there?

I'll show you after the podcast. Yeah. Where? No, do it on camera right now. It's in this area, so. Oh, OK. Oh, yeah. I want to get in the car.

Can you do that? Can you get in the car and then go and then come back? I'm what? I'm your Uber driver? No, I'll drive you. Oh. You don't want to? I'll see that now.

Look at your eyes. Let me check with Ila because she's at home with the kids right now by herself. And I feel like, yo, I'm going to go do an Arby's dinner with Bobby. She may like, I'm fucking going to kill you. Let me ask her. I go get Arby's with Bobby.

OK. So because of the traffic, it's looking like a 40 minute situation. Oh, no. But it's not that far. That's not, yeah. 40 minutes. Where is it, though?

Above Encino. Oh, no. That's far. That's the closest one. That's fucking far. And then there's the Hollywood one. One. Another.

You know what we should do? You want to come over this weekend and we'll get Arby's? All right. We'll just do that. Let's end on that. All right. Give him a round of applause, everybody. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. But, but, but, what, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, put those back on real fast? No. Will you ask me to maybe ask you? I just want to say that through all the conflict and stuff, this is jokes.

I do love and respect you. I think you're incredible, talented, sensitive. I'm being serious. And I just really cherished knowing you. And if you can call this a friendship, I don't know. But, but I really think you're talented. I look up. I don't need this, but thank you.

And I feel the same way. Yeah. Thank you. Right. I think you're dynamic. Thanks. I mean, I think you're a very likable guy. I think you're very good at what you do.

And I've learned things from you. Thank you. If you were to ask me, are we friends? I do believe it. I do. I think that if I, like if I'm friends with anyone on the podcast world, you know, I think that I relate to you more than Andrew Santino. That's nice to hear.

I mean, my heart gravitates to you more a little bit more than I would toward Andy Santino. Well, that's interesting. Why don't you quit? Why don't I replace him on your show? Probably more people would watch. I'll think about it. I'll think about it.

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