TigerBelly - Ep 365: Rick Glassman's 3-Day One-Night Stand

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

Bobby Stevie Nixes the controversy. Rick Blesses (us with) the Broken Road (that Led Him Straight to Here). Khalyla puts on her eyelash and hits the bar. We talk Macmillan Miller, money pranks, a little bit of Bobby gaslighting, and we have a message for Emilie at the Comedy Store.Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky G Ricky little Ricky G Like a little baby. No, no, I'm doing a lot better Yeah, you look you lost weight somebody That's a funny bit. Oh, thanks. I love it. I saw you. I saw Bobby at the comic store the other day. You were so funny And Funny guys doing doing our thing and girls. I saw you too and you were so funny

Yeah, and you know, you did a prank on me a couple weeks ago. I don't remember you don't uh, I'll remind you Oh Great man. Yeah. All right Do do we want to start off this combative because I don't I'm not starting combative we low We low I'm not joking. Could we raise me and lower him a little? Yeah, you raised me and Tim him to get it. Yeah Yeah, I need my little higher. Okay. It's max. Is it max? Yeah, it's really. Okay. Okay What is there a way to do it where you can raise me and him? Well, can you why don't we try something? Yeah, why don't we all make it a deal? Yeah, why don't we raise one another up ourselves?

Josh Groban Yeah, you know I could sing that right? I don't want you to sing it sing it sing it sing it sing it He doesn't want me can we do the I need I need we do the prank first. That's a good song. Yeah, go ahead. All right Go ahead. I have to ask his permission on camera. Yeah You're gonna FaceTime Josh Groban. No, no, no, I'd be too nervous now that he's the beast He's the beast and they the ABC They're doing a live-action Beauty and the Beast and he's beast and I was thinking the other day You know me that I bet you at least a big part of this was because he's known for this beard

And like I was wondering I bet you if you didn't have that beard forever. You may not have forgotten Of course, he deserves it, but tell me about the prank. I thought you were gonna sing. No sing first. All right. I Don't all right. Yeah We're just happy to this you're good. Oh, you were I was speaking I pulled it away good. I know my voice I Could sing other songs better, but I'm singing that one just sing the song okay, cuz I could sing some other songs better, okay You raise me. Yeah, I don't know if I could maybe I'll start over you raise me So I could stand on mountain it's not my skills don't start this yet. Don't have the podcast start yet Yeah, yeah, that was good. Can I say my opinion? Yeah, it's okay. Was it even you really think it was at least okay?

It wasn't Like terrible you go. Well, how did I what's the song you raise me? Do you want me to look it up in Korean? Son of a bitch that was an attack. I like it. That was that was slide it tell me tell me what prank I did Yeah, so we were in the main room in the lobby out in the front Do you remember and you do you came up to me you go? Hey, I just want to I feel uncomfortable about this and I go don't watch you can say anything to me You remember yeah, and you go yeah, I do one of your shows and you owe me four hundred dollars And I go oh

Fuck my bad cuz I usually you know of course I want to be the guy that you know that pays you know we know and I was so so I go what's your Venmo? Doesn't that I pull out your Venmo What you're telling the story wrong like you're telling the story the way my mom does and I'm thinking like tell it But now it's just it's getting off. It's okay. You're gonna enrage me. Oh, you remember you remember for sure pulling up my Venmo That you were about to send it to me Okay, no, but when somebody's telling a story, right, you know, you just you agree. Okay, I don't disagree to your lies But go ahead. All right

Cuz they've gotten me into like in trouble. I get I get it So basically you said that look can I start over the story then yeah, can I take it from you raise me up? Yeah, go ahead God wait that back that far back Good I love you and hate you But my point is you told me that I owed and I felt bad about it and then was I gonna give you cash I don't forget how it worked. Oh Well, can you finish it? Yeah, I Don't know if I would call it a prank is so much a joke that lasted 15 seconds

I said hey Bobby. Good to see you. We dabbed what what's good. Yeah, and then I said, um, I said you still owe me $400 from the last I did the Bobby in French show and you went oh like what you exactly what you said because Bobby wants to be known As a person who pays we know thank you and I go And you go, what's your Venmo? I don't I don't have Venmo and then something happened You were pulled away to take some pictures with somebody because they loved you and then you came back And you like and then you go um. Oh, yeah, and you were like reaching like money to pay me. I go I was just joking. You don't know me any money. Yeah, that was it. But can I say something when you? Yeah, that's God

On an airplane. Yeah, no those guys dick. He just his dick across LH Whoa, whoa, dude, you're getting confident. I love it. I love this version. It feels different over glass and very cocky Did you just call him upperclassmen? Yeah, you're upperclassmen. That's that's when I take a pee upstairs you Because you know, you got some awards and some acknowledgments from your show You have another show that you're doing a pilot for another show Right and I feel like you there's a confidence about you that I don't like your energy's fucked up and you're back We're starting over actually I yeah start over bring it coming out. We want the old Rick I want the old we want the old Rick. I would like to acknowledge one thing and they're gonna start over

Yeah, I'm not that surprised that somebody feeling positive and confident makes you uncomfortable. Let's start on over. Oh, oh, wow Yeah, yeah But can we do to say the same exact things that we said like I like what was said the script was good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I Oh Oh fucking dork Could we get Bobby out of here and make mine louder Honestly, can you make mine louder too? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. It make my louder Yeah, is there anyone to like make both of ours louder? Yeah, I got it. All right. Good

Josh Groban You pour one out for the homie. Yeah That god, you know, I think we got I think you misunderstood what I said What did you want because the first the first time we ever did this podcast you gave us gifts Oh, I don't have gifts. I know but you were kinder and like it's right there. I'm Justin Timberlake. Yeah. Yeah Oh, wait a minute. I thought I was kind you I was just kind before I thought you did an Elvis No, no, the first time the first time what what was the problem with the first one wasn't I kind the first one I thought you were I was really just talking. Can we just go back to the first one then?

Let's go back to the first one. Do you want me to leave and no, no, no, no, we don't have to do we'll start from that Yeah, thank you, man. Yeah, thank you Appreciate We're not plugging your debts. Oh, no, we're not plugging your dad saying yeah. Yeah, it's garbage Okay, come back so anyway I Welcome back. Thank you Welcome back. So, um, and then you said

You said I'm just kidding, but what I but I did have a panic when I thought I didn't pay you Mm-hmm. So well, I didn't realize that I'm sorry. I made you uncomfortable. I was just playing around But yeah, you've always been great with money You've always any time I've ever like just did a guest spot for somebody that paid me if they even pay me You always paid me the most You're just awesome Thank you. That's all I wanted Yeah, yeah, sorry. It took so long to give it to you

Okay, so, um, welcome. We missed you. We missed you. Thank you. I miss you guys By the way, just in case it wasn't clear. I meant the for you. Thank you. Thank you, Rick One two three four. I'm just kidding. You know, I mean you so your podcast is going well, right? Thank you so much Is it not? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then um, so what you told me before I'm just watching you try to play the character of interviewer and you just you asked one question and then stumbled Wow I might not people to do this right now. Can you ask a question? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Well, you had something else, right? Or are you just gonna make it? I did I care not to okay. Yeah

Your podcast is going great too. By the way, Rick, you're a single man now. They're both killing it. Thank you Yeah, they're both killing it. Yeah. All right. You're a single man now I hear well depends how you define single, but I'm not in a relationship. Mm-hmm. You know How would you define single? I wouldn't And I won't you don't seem like a guy that does like right Right Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, you don't seem like I got an agree more That is one night stands

Yeah, you know what I'm actually um, I like that. I just don't seem like a guy that because That's less about what I seem like and more about your Kind of ability to stop rejecting as much And I appreciate that. Oh my god. I don't know if I can do this. Do you have to go to the bathroom or something? No, you're just agitating me. Oh, you want me to go back? No, no, don't go back. I was trying to split the difference Because because even though you were joking you still wanted me to start over you did want something different And though I don't feel beholden to it. I would like to play with that idea And if you wanted something different, I'm trying to meet you but now I'm hearing myself

I'm now I'm reading the comments. So go ahead. Yeah The comments are good so far. I'm reading but have you ever until just that moment Have you ever like a met a girl for one night and said let's go fuck I don't talk that way. Well, let's have make love. However you that's how I say well, we establish on Our episode of trash tuesday that you make them watch a sketch. No, that was that was a joke Oh, you make them watch youtube videos. I knew ester wasn't sure but I thought you knew I was joking but I also I also do know now more than ever even though I've kind of known it before now I'm like, I'm really hyper aware of the fact that even if I know, you know, I'm joking

There's a great chance you don't so I'm not surprised Unless you're fucking around right now. I'm fucking around. See you never know I'll just I just don't instead of being sure of I don't know. It's not yes, Andy Yeah, I don't think I don't think I slept enough for this I'm like one b2. Yeah, because I'm feeling the feeling. I'll tell you what's going on with me I'm feeling the feeling Of of just put it down. I don't just tell us Sing it you're good with this

What what I'm feeling you know, yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't know like that. So I got a feeling It's an angry feeling Dun dun dun a killer Jewish guy. No, no, hold on. Dun dun dun. Smash his face against the pavement The fuck the rug store your daddy's rug store sucks Like something like that, you sounded so good. I felt pretty good. It sounded really good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah, let me say something. Okay. I love you. Thanks for coming Is that the show

Is that the entrance? Good night. Is that the shortest time your belly You know what post this is a clip for the episode that doesn't exist Yeah But is it have you ever done that like met a girl and goes let's just you know make love for one night and then never see her again like when one night stand I don't know if I've ever never seen him again oh I see but I have met a girl or a guy and that night but like also I don't know it's like but what if we talked on the phone a whole bunch but we meet for the first time then right I see what

you're saying I don't know if there's ever been somebody that like I'm out I'm doing my thing I'm at the bar I'm having a sandwich and a beer to drink beer it's so silly to me that even saying that feels like a cartoon you know me I'm just getting I have a Heineken or something yeah maybe a vodka tonic or a Guinness and and I see a beautiful girl and I go up to her excuse me miss and she goes yeah hi and I say maybe the girl or Bob you play the girl yeah yeah yeah I'm drinking my beer you're doing your thing what do your thing that I would notice like you're at the bar I don't know I don't

need it as a girl you are with you got a mirror just putting mascara on I know where my fucking I figured I figured I'm at the bar here that an L shaped bar that goes out and yeah the table looking this way in a mirror watch what I'm doing now right he's putting mascara on the mirrors right this year there's no mirror I know I refuse to use it I refuse to use that you have it all right they go go all right but watch what I'm doing now all right right no mirror excuse me excuse me miss miss oh hey Jew oh I know you yeah I noticed you were putting on your Ricky glass me oh all right well it's nice to meet you I'm out

but that's that's it oh yeah I was out from the beat from when I said excuse me miss twice and you didn't answer well I think you're seeing an Asian my Asian face I must have let him in this time I'm meaning of you know what I mean I'm at a bar and I'm meeting a wacko yeah well on my bad my bad all right so I'm not doing this I'll be crazy you can be doing that you just gotta let him in can I just have a drink yeah whatever you want just I'll be having a beer this is a beer I what kind of beer a Budweiser oh yeah yeah yeah all right let's go one of these just one all right here we go right and one I one swipe start over I

would try it yeah five four yeah three two action excuse me yes I can't because your hands covering I was hello there hi your hands covering it was that is that a Budweiser it is are you almost empty no I just opened it I don't know if you saw anyway I didn't that's actually perfect because I'm only gonna take 30 seconds near your time sure I wanted to kind of I've been looking at you for a little bit I wanted to talk to you but I was a little nervous so I thought maybe I'd plant a seed so I'm just hi I'm Rick if you're interested in maybe talk I'm Shoshone yeah hello Shoshone yeah yeah

it's rude that you wouldn't ask my name oh I guess we're Shoshone yeah see stay in it you got it right you got it right you got it right well she's showing you what I would love is Jackson excuse me that's my full name oh I have a good day why why Bobby why let me why you let me answer yeah well where did I fuck up you let me answer yeah the answer is coming but first is the prologue prelogue which is I understand what's happening I understand that you and I'm not insulting you but I'm being very serious so don't take it as a joke we are insulting my acting what I'm gonna know am I improv skills what I'm gonna

say is you're so far removed from reality you as a person of knowing what people are that I'm serious that in a scene like the first one you were goofy this one I really believe that you just have no concept of what people are giving me another shot I'm gonna tell you something right now right I get what you're saying now do you want me to be ultra real well I know just just regular real yeah but I was just trying to yeah yeah but I was just trying to like be entertaining as well wait what was the first word you were just what entertaining before that you were what you were trying I was trying be here with me and

don't worry about what you need to be doing other than listening I'm serious I can't do it today I know yeah I didn't sleep enough okay you want me to try yes okay here we go all right let's see if this is the right one okay excuse me hi what are you doing to your eyes that mascara yeah you know it's actually a fall slash and I'm really insecure I feel like maybe the glue's not staying on it doesn't look okay to you could it turn to the side it's it is coming off a little oh no how embarrassing it's not embarrassing I just I would want to know if my eyelashes are my eyelashes coming off you have beautiful lashes so I'm

Asian so we don't really grow that long a lashes I'm so jealous of yours well my mother always told me never be jealous of what other people have because you don't know what other people are going that's a really good point I'm Kalyla hi Kalyla I'm her French ishonya keep staying everyone's on your jacket and it's staying at everyone I just shown you hi I was just sitting here I know and I don't I'm now realizing I should have introduced myself I just excuse me excuse me close excuse are you two in a relationship oh no but by far no means stay in it all it is all it's too real by far no means well I don't want to be

rude but the reason I started talking to you is because I was interested and I wanted to start up a conversation but now I'm seeing I'm kind of interrupting a no I can leave oh no you don't even have to leave but I mean now inviting my I feel like please stay yeah we're just best friends where'd you guys meet college yeah we met at college we were actually um dorming together yeah dorming together is that the word yeah at the dorms not just roommates cat skills what does that what does that mean if not just roommates what do you mean well roommates can imply that we live in the condo together we were just in the dorms

together roommates in the dorm right or you you had you shared a room we did share a room so your roommates yes at one point yes at the dorm though specifically right you're not roommates now right are you single I'm sorry are you living by yourself whatever I'm embarrassed I'm just gonna answer both I can answer for her I can ask her answer for her yes yes and yes are you interested in men yes I'm so sorry I think she's well I had one I've had too many had one too many millers to me right I've had too many millers can I get you drink right do you want to stay a bit longer I don't drink oh I also am

feeling like I'm interrupting and it's a little you're not you're not I turn away because I had to put more eyelash stuff on my eyelashes I like I excuse me facing walls for extended periods yeah yeah is that go ahead is that an Asian thing um I think it's a way for Shoshone to decompress when she's feeling a little nervous yeah right oh are you your hypers are you're hypersensitive to stimulants well since my last name is Jackson half I'm half black just that you could sit Asian but anyways well the is I'm Jewish and the Israelites love to look at walls yeah so what letters and walls and you guys have your big

wall well that's of China that's really funny that's really funny sweetie I mean friend my best friend that's really funny big wall do we I'm really asking for once like do we feel this game is worth it yeah because I have a pocket so I have some jokes so keep on your I have some stuff like the carrot you're I asked on you here's what we hey I have some jokes what I mean um so I think you she saw this I just kind of woke up you know never mind I'll kind of drunk and I was passing out but I woke up you know so we're at the

comedy store what are you doing here you're not paid regular Saturday I paid regular is this oh is this Sunday where the open mic is because we're on the lineup we're on the list we're comics yeah well what I'm a comedian too but no I'm not passed what I think I've seen you before I think I I love your podcast oh thank you you know what maybe do you do that is yours the podcast with animations oh my god I do know you oh you're the neurotic got you who'd like to touch this doesn't like touching what does that mean in Korean is that how was your day no no touching and and see very good out

really good scene yeah that was you didn't like it I I just feel like I know what I'm worth and you're worth everything and and if I'm around people that aren't gonna let me shine I it's part my responsibility but I need to set a boundary a little bit stronger mmm and that was after your second Shoshanya I think I knew or is not it happening right or so you were out with that right you didn't go you don't have a closer no it never happened nothing happened you can still close I think I played it a little too real to where it was going nowhere and it wasn't going it was going nowhere I was about to get your

number oh you were oh you were before Shoshone yeah yeah my bad even with Shoshone yeah but then it started getting to fucking cuckoo town again but what part Shoshone likes to face walls um you know yeah what else in the that was the big one okay that threw you off no I wasn't thrown off it just we're not having a real it isn't it it just ain't real babe which is fine but I was I was stupidly really gonna do it with you yeah and then with you I was really gonna be like oh what would it be like I like that game I actually if I meet somebody when I was younger and I was like trying to learn this type of thing too

especially I would ask somebody like right away like let's say I did just meet you hello hi I have a question I just I full disclosure I'm gonna be hitting on you but I'm not doing it yet and I want to try something and if you're uncomfortable we won't do it but good we do it does that work it does it does and I'll go like that it should not and then I'll go like this let me finish yeah okay I'll go like this and if she said no I would maybe make a joke and then try again if she says yes I would go okay do you want to kind of role play I'm a guy that just met you in a bar and I'm not nervous about it and I'm gonna play

confident and see how that works yeah let's try it okay I'm gonna I went up can I ask a question no of course not it's all timing and you're messing it up I'm going to not do it yet because then it seems too silly okay I'm gonna go back with my friends I'm gonna eat at some point I'm gonna come over it's like a path don't worry about it but if you're still here in like 10 minutes I might come over that person I'll go over I'll eat for 10 minutes yeah now she's thinking yeah yeah now she's not you know what she's thinking yeah you could tell us but I know tell me what I'm thinking right I want to play I want to

see what that's gonna be like yeah is he coming back right yeah you hope I do huh I hope so don't worry I will okay I already won can we do the cut to the time the game hasn't even started of course not we time matters the question was all right well then she's all right so let's go back to the original question of whether or not you have ever had a one-night stand no he hasn't look at him Rick is hot he is hot but he's weird yeah but that's well the reason I haven't had one-night stand is because the three times that happened she slept over for two nights so we had three-night stands oh my pet I didn't

know yeah yeah yeah first time I had anal was a three-night stand you can quote me on that yeah we have a good time here I'm really having fun yeah I'm glad you're having fun yeah you know what the thing is yeah it's like no matter what I'm gonna get bullied but by by who by whom by whom isn't that your Asian friend John whom so what I'm saying is it's just I could come in here and tighten up and not get hurt but be aggressive yeah why do you why do people feel like that I'm a monster I'm a nice guy you have a kind heart that's good but but you know what do monsters have kind hearts you know no no then how can I be a monster

well I want you to ask Josh Groban how he's gonna tap into his role as the beast because you're still scary even though it's worth getting to know you but you know what how many petals am I gonna let fall before I'm gonna realize I don't have to tighten up anymore we're friends right we are friends I love you very much I do love you as well we love you very much although I've seen you out a couple times but yeah and we've said hi yeah a couple times very cordial you visited me to you I was on yeah there was a different destination than I was actually wearing this shirt I was at a work dinner and I was in a good mood

because it was outside and it's new work and it's people and I feel like oh I have a job it's a TV show it's a TV show congratulations thank you so much clap Ricky G and I'm dry see CBS what is ABC okay good and I'm driving and I'm passing the comedy store and I'm like I wonder if any friends are here I look up the lineup and I see the only friend that I saw that was there was Bobby turned in paid $16 to park they don't let you park there I don't even ask oh you don't even ask anymore it's well it's I it's it's the now somebody who's working the lot has to park my car when I'm not performing there I'm just I don't I

have it's stop I'm gonna do something right now and hopefully we'll clip this okay and does that my camera I looked directly into the camera I'm gonna do this for you okay Emily thank you at the comedy store this guy right here I know everyone in the lineup is great this and that but this guy has proven popular podcast award-winning TV show now he's doing a network TV he'd already been on a network TV what does the man have to none of those things none of those things are relevant and then when I do I'm not done there's only one thing that matters I'm not I'm not that's not it that's not it okay and when I have

done my Bobby and Friends show in front of you've always paid me well you do you always pay me I still have some of the money you gave me because I don't do that don't do the prank because it's insulting will you not do pranks anymore money pranks good so yeah anyway I've seen him on my shows and he would obliterate you obliterate my shows thank you it's very eccentric you know it's not traditional stand-up in the sense that's a good thing all right but it's a good thing I think we need a guy like you at the store right so highly considerate or just make it happen yeah no let's get Nick Thune in first Amir

K there's a couple of guys but then you know you should be the only one thing that matters and that was something that you kind of touched on yeah Amir care before you Amir K before put them all before me that's fine yeah that's not what I'm talking about yeah and Nick Thune the fact that he's not past I didn't even know that until now it's disgusting love him but when you say I annihilated yeah and I'm I'm so so it's people who don't know me I'm gonna come across a little a little shitty here but I would always be like I know I'll be funny I know I'll be good it's fine I'm a little weird I am so good and I'm

constantly annihilating that if Nick Thune or Amir K get passed before me yeah I am gonna be so confident they I'm a right I'm a hand note and I'm gonna say hey thank Bobby think Bobby what for getting you past yeah there's nobody that isn't past now will ever be passed in the future without you first suggesting it I really mean that I feel like you're the what's it called that the the hand with the thing in Game of Thrones hand of the King you're the hand of the King hand of the comedy story I don't know if you're being sarcastic or playing games being silly but I mean it yeah yeah that's not

very true partially not that's not necessarily true if I mean I do you probably have the loudest voice there like the most if I look I mean I have my opinions now I'm not always right you know I do I'm not but I do I think in terms of the three that I mentioned right I could make arguments for all three of you strong arguments thank you and I agree I could make arguments for Nick Thune and Amir K as well yeah in fact Emily is this my camera yeah let me tell you something when I came up with Amir which by the way mad TV salty locks podcast so many great characters he is so fun you know what I've had I've done a

couple of shows with him he annihilates annihilates annihilates unfollowable so all I'm saying is heavy suggestion Amir K you do Nick Thune oh I don't do very good you gotta do it though look at the camera people no no okay you have to try Emily yeah Emily listen Nick Thune you know just woman-to-woman probably let's admit it the hottest man in comedy dresses really well let's suppose he may not be an annihilator at least get him up there for the numbers because the women will come to the show that's not good no he's an annihilator he is an annihilator he gets laughs on his own way yeah through music and right through

music yeah he's great you're great jokes I actually I've never seen he's great yeah no I believe don't say that don't say that no I just I just know he's great guy say his credits club let's put up some oh yeah yeah yeah look Emily great comment he's done what's his most recent one just saying at this point anything like you know he's been on mr. Roosevelt Wow he's been on Dave made a maze yeah he's been on the right one mixed tape the guy is an endless pool of talent okay don't sleep on Nick Thune Emily new merch pass him don't sleep on Nick Thune Emily sleep with him sleep on him sleep with him I do you let's

say this is Nick Thune handsome of course of course too both of those guys have amazing hair they do both have amazing hair but I think that the U3 answer that's why I'm pushing by my point is that Emily I highly consider does Emily watch this you think she watches this I'm being serious do you think well it'll get back to her yeah do you feel uncomfortable about that no I just it's like let me make a suggestion to Obama you know and like you know it's if Emily doesn't watch you know Obama doesn't watch the chances are almost the same that is true you know but the odds of Emily watching is far greater than

that I'll give you but but still the odds are so small that even though it's five times the amount absolutely is not small could you both talk to camera Obama you know Emily fine how about this yeah if you're watching this pass me immediately and we'll know you saw it and if you're not watching it very good I guess I won't get passed and you could head on over to Rick lastman.com check out the store we have not passed at the comedy store hoodies I have those I have that hoodie my favorite to wear comfortable right Barack Obama get him try to get Barack passed to Emily do you know that Barack do you know that Barack

follows Asa Kira on Twitter yeah I know that and you've said that to me so many fucking times that it's now getting to the point where you think that I'm like doing something wrong in my career well I done everything I can Brock just doesn't want to fuck and follow me I don't know yeah yeah get it back oh sit back down sit back down everything's fine everything's fine everything's fine yeah yeah yeah so Brock wow Emily I know you guys broke up but that was uncomfortable let me ask you something I was over here thinking that's one hell of a spicy meatball already then what the fuck are you on your medication what

yeah are you okay yeah you're gonna ask him something no I wanted to ask you this do you have a problem sleeping at night huh I'm sorry just couldn't it's one more time driver what that's okay okay I think you got I think you did hear it oh would you hear it do you hear it yeah do I have problem sleeping at night yeah then why would I have that bit it took a swing and a mist was that a prank but I didn't strike out so that's right do though pitch the ball I do no because I hit a home run on that little so now new batter all right all right bad at least all right

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night I take melatonin it works if I don't take melatonin maybe I'd have a difficult time but I don't take much have you tried the ending L or magnesium yeah I take magnesium to poop it doesn't put me to sleep though depends what kind of magnesium I've tried a lot of magnesiums I've tried the complex magnesium I've tried the citrate magnesium I've tried the oxide magnesium baby I'm a magnesium house and business is good doesn't mean that I'm falling asleep with it and it doesn't mean I poop since my last tiger belly appearance yeah really good which I haven't yeah so you you can sleep pretty well I for

me I feel like you don't I feel like you you toss and turn I think you think a lot I absolutely do but you know I went on a walk today with her buddy David Sullivan do you know David love Davey and I'm a great actor great actor great very funny and you know what how funny he really is love it I would say out of all my non-stand-up friends yeah at least non-comedian friends for an actor he's funny he makes me laugh out loud just as much as any of my other friends really yeah and I'm not doing there's nothing like I feel the need to defend he just he just had you know you meet somebody in the way they say he just it just works

for me he says the thing he makes me laugh all the time he can't stand the guy got me a TV show what show when I did animal practice I was I hadn't booked anything in years so like a bunch of guys right you gotta use Sullivan as a acting coach he's coached me for almost every job I've got yeah and so I he coached me and he got me my head around it never used him after that well you were you made it already leave those behind yeah yeah but he's a great guy I don't remember there's something he's a great guy one of my best friends but I was gonna tell you something about something that happened outside I don't

remember what it was it was you went on a walk with David so yeah but why what was I gonna talk about what you said something about sleeping oh you saucy interning I was well it's a longer and I want to hear it I want to hear it well I'll tell you just that the whole thing the whole thing the whole thing the whole thing so I'm thinking a lot today as I do by a lot of things all the time and I was just like thinking and not getting out of the house and and I was that's enough that's enough we've got to get through one through line here yeah I know but what can I do that's why I shut things down it's just too I'm here to

listen finish oh why don't you do the interview go ahead Rick please proceed it's actually break this is going well I think in your head you think this is not everyone in the room to shut the fuck up oh let me just make an announcement everyone in the room shut the fuck up all right I'm the captain of the ship right and we're sailing forward upward sideways we're getting to the land all right I'm gonna tell you this right now so you seem to think that we're spinning in circles and once again you're telling me how I feel instead of just doing the simple thing of asking that's what you're doing let me just

talk then say I think everything that I say you don't have to have a fucking opposing thing gaslighting go that's not gaslighting okay is that gaslighting little bit okay it is and I apologize I don't want to gaslight anymore no one wants to or it's just the tools you have yeah running low it's a survival tool I have yeah and I'm not running low okay well I'm glad that you're surviving on this island by yourself because I can't be on this island that long because I need hammers I need saws I need air conditioning uh-huh these this is going fine right and we're this is gonna cut together you brilliantly oh

you're gonna do some you're gonna cut no we're not gonna cut anything out of you we're doing fine I know we're doing a great thing yeah but I don't know why now you're in my head like I'm not in your head I'm in my own head who else is ever in there baby that's right it's really a choice it's actually as simple as saying whatever yeah you'd be surprised what else is who else is in his head there's several people there's several yeah yeah oh you're speaking of of trauma just DID you know I don't know what that means dad oh yeah so confident dad she's a DID oh he's a DID I go dad's in there that's how Scottish

people yeah yeah Scottish people call the dead my did I did yeah that's what I heard that's what I heard I think it's South Africa they freaking I did so yeah DID what's it did fuck so yeah I think I do think a lot but I then I have tools that help me turn it off yeah and I could do that when I go to sleep uh-huh or if I need to charge would you like to talk about your new show do you can you talk about it or no it's not out yet I don't know when it's coming out is it picked up yeah alright so you have 13 episodes in the bag we're filming episode 4 this week amazing congratulations are you one of the leads I am how many people are

into the show six oh cool so it's an ensemble well it's kind of it's Gina Rodriguez a show and then an ensemble below her I would say she's the main she's the main I love her what's she on I don't know oh my god if we just let it go and I say I love you though it's fine you would recognize if you saw her she was very popularly well known from the the show Jane the Virgin which went on for love it so she's a nice lady wonderful she's older now though huh my age probably younger in terms of but yeah okay is it about Mexicans oh no no no I said it's picked up oh that's true we're talking about I forgot that's right I

forgot ABC doesn't yeah who's George Lopez then that's NBC that's NBC yeah they yeah yeah oh that's the team no two people were recast okay oh they weren't take that off that doesn't make any sense you know listen when it comes out is it single camera or three camera single camera oh that's fun yeah are you doing on a studio or location studio some location or no studio 20th century okay Fox well because sometimes you know I did a studio show right but sometimes we would go today we're shooting in the house outside so we have to go to a location yeah most my scenes are in the same places so I'm they do I'm sure they

do location stuff but not me yeah so you go over there you go in the stage you do the same you do your thing yeah and I'll show up I'll get you know do what I well Rick and I have an idea who's Rick me are you talking to kick Rick Astley right I love Rick yeah Rick last yeah you fuckface tell me your idea in a Rick Astley melody yeah that's hard this is good no no no that's do you think you weren't in the pocket there let's go again maybe no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it throws me up because not know the melody because it's not another part of what I'm supposed to

sing I don't we try I'm gonna do it I don't call cry for I gotta I'm gonna do We're gonna do a show with Rick. Gonna do a Rick Glassman idea with Rick Eats. That's fine. Tell me what's the idea, but I wanna hear it in the song. As long as you find a way to rhyme. Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay, the idea is we're gonna do a podcast, but a nostalgic podcast from the 80s. And something. Something. What? Don't say something. It's something from the 80s. Were we gonna do something like that? You and I wanted to do a podcast, but from the 80s or something.

Yeah, I wanted to do it where you and I filmed a podcast a long time ago, 1980s, 70s, 60s, 50s. And we're just putting it out. If it's the 60s, it's black and white. We'll wear black suits in the early 60s. Early 60s, and we'll talk about things that are topicals of try to. It's like the madman of podcasts.

But then we would do the 70s where we'd grow our hair a lot along and be more hippie-ish. I did once do a podcast, a limited series with John DeWalt that we called the first episode. No, I don't know him. John DeWalt, oh, here. Boom, boom.

Boom, boom. Yeah, I know him. That feels similar, so I feel like I just wanna acknowledge John. Yeah, but you know, doing with John and me would be completely different. No, but you know, he would be a great asset to help us write these concepts.

You and I would be bigger. I'm just saying. Is that true, though? It's not about being- No, but is it true? Well, you- Is it true? Let me ask you something.

Yes. Stop, I'm so sorry. He knows he doesn't have a following like you do. Thank you. Of course. Also, he doesn't pay like you do. Nobody does. Now you're rubbing it in and it hurts my feeling.

I'm telling you something. You paid me more than anybody. And I, you, you are something. Very good. Very, very good. Wow. It is feeling good now. Doesn't it feel good?

We're singing. Yeah. We're back on our rhythm. I'm set to beat about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I say beneath the town mill, I love you. I singin' in the sycamore dream. Everyone knows sycamore dreams.

Everyone knows. Yeah. Dream a little dream for me. Yeah, can I talk about something controversial now? Ooh, something spooky. Well, this episode come out in your Halloween. It's not that kind of controversial. Oh.

I think it's going to make you not want to talk about it. Oh, then probably don't bring it up. Is it about my, my dick looks too big? No, no, no, no. As long as it'll do your body or anything, or your career really. Some people are scared because my cock is so big. I'm just saying that.

Can I talk about something? Or is it too uncomfortable? I don't know what you're saying. At least imagine you as having a monstrous dick. You have a big dick. Thank you. 100%. I'm not going to leak anything because that's disrespectful

to the woman. Plus, I don't even have anything to leak. But hypothetically, if I recorded something, I didn't do it, it came out. I would think that I would be an Avenger. OK. You hear Glassman got a sex tape released? I know he must be so embarrassed.

Yeah. But now he's an Avenger. OK. The beard for Josh Groban as the beast. What Avenger would you be? I would play, I would play technically, I would just play Thor's hammer. I agree, yeah.

But the only one that could pick it up is anyone I respect and connect with. Hmm. Hey. Oh, so you could, excuse me, miss, sir, I'm sorry, one sec. There's just a pretty girl across the bar that I wanted to introduce myself to. Hi, my name is Rick.

So can I bring this up or no? I don't know what it is, but it sounds like I wouldn't want you to. I mean, you're telling me I wouldn't want you to. Why don't you not do it? Why don't you not go for the shock and instead enjoy the good time we're having? Yeah, are we going for shock or controversy? You're right.

You know what? You're right. You know what, dude? Hey, pal. What's up, dude? You know what, dude? Bro, I love you, dude. Right?

Yeah. I think you're a fucking bro ham. Oh, whoa. Oh, dude, we're tubes. We're totally tubes. Right. And you're my gnarly bro. And I want to say I was going to say something that's

going to be a little controversial, but I decided to nix it. You know why? We have positive vibes going at this podcast. Yeah. And I just don't want to ruin it. The vibes. If I knew any Stevie Nicks song, I would say I want to nix it.

And then I would sing it. I just couldn't think of one. I don't really know that fan. Rhiannon. Oh, Umbrella Ella. No, Rhiannon, the song. Is that track? Eight tracks.

What? It's a track. People in the comments will think. Or a Fleetwood Max song. A Fleetwood Max song? I need the lyrics. Which one is it? Every melody you have been doing,

you've been making the lyrics, just saying something. I know. There's a song that I've been working on singing that I could sing to you. It's one of my favorite songs. It's also a beautiful, like if you actually listen. I took my love. I took it down.

OK, landslide, OK. Yeah. So say I'm going to nix it and then do that. So go back to what I was going to do. But I'm going to nix it and then go. I don't know about the nixing part. Trust me. Do you not remember what you said?

No. You said I was going to bring up something that was controversial, but I decided to nix it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you say, you know what, I'm going to nix it. And then look at camera and then say Stevie Nix it and then do it. All right, that's right. You know, I was going to bring up some controversial,

but I'm going to nix it, Stevie Nix it. I took my love. I took it down. I climbed the mountain and I turned around. And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills. Till the landslide brought me down. That's pretty good. I think that scene worked.

Yeah, that's Stevie Nix. It's amazing what a structure will do, even if it's a corny one. It really just lets people come along with you. That's something I've learned in conversation. As silly as you want to be and as all over the place you want to be, if you at least offer some type of structure, a game, a pattern, at least people could be involved in it with you.

And that's the bottom line. And that's the bottom line. So do you think we're ever going to do this nostalgic podcast? Probably not, right? You're busy, I'm busy. I mean, I would do like a one-off thing and then see how it goes. Yeah, but the thing is, it'd be great if like, oh, by the way,

I found one. I'm trying not to say the thing is, is that, but the, here's the deal, is that better? Here's the deal, here's the deal, babe. Sorry, here's the deal, Bob. Grand Hog's Day, I forgot the words. Do you love that movie? Yes.

Would you like about it? Yes. You never saw it. You never saw it. What I love about it, I love the whole movie. I love Bill Murray in that character. I love the direction of the movie. I love the conceit that we've now seen many times since,

but that kind of originated, at least to me, and it was done so well. I love the insurance conversations. I love that he helps the man. I love that you cry during it. I love that you laugh. And I also think that that movie couldn't be that movie without two people at least.

Who? Bill Murray. Yeah. And Harold Ramis. I think they're a force to be reckoned with. Wait, Harold Ramis is in. He's directed it. Oh, he directed it, that's true.

Love that movie. It was a really good movie. But now, go ahead. What were you talking about after Stevie Nicks? There was something. Oh, The Controversy. Oh, no, that was before Stevie Nicks. Yeah, we Stevie Nicks.

You're still in the back of your head. It's still in the back of your head. Oh, there was a song I wanted to tell you. That you were working on. I love what he's doing. We're never going to bring it up. We don't have to. I'm not going to.

I don't want to make something that's uncomfortable. I mean, I don't think I do. Yeah. Are you on dating apps? I am on a dating app. Which one? I don't use it anymore, though. But which one were you on?

Raya. I was on Raya. Did you meet anybody from Raya? Well, I was on it since like 2016. And then I stopped when I was in a relationship. But before that, I met people. Yeah, yeah. I haven't met one person on Raya.

That's so hard for me to believe, Bobby. You took six months, right? You can look at my Raya. Not one fucking connection. But you're doing, you're killing it on Hinge. Hinge is my thing. Is that where you meet people who could put doors on different ways?

Yeah. Task rabbit. And that's the bottom line. So there's a song I want to, but you know, you guys are going through, as human beings, a tough time. No, we're not. We're doing great. We've had actually a massive breakthrough in the last week.

Yeah. I'm so glad that maybe this doesn't apply to you. But everyone else in the world is going through some things as human beings. Oh, yes, in general, we all are. And sometimes we may think that what's in front of us now, we may see the clouds and not even remember that just above them is a blue sky.

And they come and they go. But if you always remember what's beyond the clouds, you're not going to put so much weight to the only thing that's in front of you, that cloud. And if you know there's more, so there's a song that offers some perspective to this that I love by Rascal Flats called God Bless the Broken Road, who led me straight to you.

And I'd love to sing a lyric. Yeah, I've never heard that song, so let's go for it. Will you let me finish it? It's not very long. You're going to do the whole song? Just like a verse and the verse to the chorus or something. 20 seconds. It's fine.

I will. Can I just ask you something? Yeah. Did you think I was going to interrupt you? I wasn't sure. I was kind of just asking permission if I could have the floor. And you may.

Thank you. Yeah, no worries. Every long, long stream. Wait, was that confusing? Can I just say this? I'm just going to mouth it with you. I'm not making any sounds because I'm inspired. Oh, it's going to say this?

Yeah. You get one more shot at it. This is what I meant. Like, let me just. No, no, that's not what I meant. I'm just saying, no, I didn't interrupt you. Take all the time you need. No, no, no, don't.

I don't need time. Don't take all the time. I don't need time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need it. This is a fucking show. Every long, long stream led me to where you are. Others who broke my heart, they were like northern stars

leading me on my way into your loving arms. This much I know is true. That God blessed the broken road that led me straight to you. You don't have to keep both. I have to do one more. Why, why, why, why, why, why? Because that wasn't right. Stop, stop, stop.

You give me a panic attack. Every long, long stream led me to where you are. Stop from the top. Stop from the top. Others who broke my heart. Everyone lost and dreamed of me. Lost and dreamed of me. Hey, you wanted to get me out of it?

You got me out of it. Let me do where you are. Others who broke my heart, they were like northern stars leading me on my way into your loving arms. Where are we? This much I know is true. Beat, beat, beat that God blessed the broken road that led me straight to you.

Yeah, what does that mean? I'll tell you what it means. I'll tell you what it means. It means this. What's the bro? Leave that up, please. I really want to do this. Yeah, but can I ask a question?

Yes. Is it a road? How broken is it? Let me, let me, let me, let me first explain it. Fuck you, dude. Bobby, I need to know. Bobby, I'm asking for a favor here. I'm asking for a favor.

If you have a question when I'm done explaining it, I would be happy to answer. Please, would you allow me to explain it the way I know how without all the goddamn interruptions? I just want to ask you about the road. Bobby, you're asking me, I'm asking you for a favor. Baby, is it on a road? And that's the bottom line.

Honestly, am I out of sync here? I'm out of line for asking how road the broke is. Here, because I need a visual as a broke. Listen, listen, you listen, listen, look at me, babe. But that's the problem, he's not listening. Look at me. You ask the question, he's trying to give you an answer. And now you're not allowing him.

Now you're changing everything to be silly, but this matters. Listen to this, every long lost dream, every thing that never happened, not getting into the comedy store, not getting into the anywhere that you're not into. Anything, any dream that you had that maybe didn't come fruition, guess what? What?

That's part of what led me to, now I'm gonna, now I'm for the purposes of making this more connected to Bobby and I think to anyone. I'm not gonna make it as much as, this song is about connecting to another person, to a love. I'm going to add to that, not just another person, but the love, the true love of your life, yourself. So I'm gonna also speak about that, okay?

So it's an analogy. So every long lost dream led me to finding myself. All of these obstacles gave me the tools to grow. Others who broke my heart, all the pain and anguish I've gone through that I thought at the time with the great clouds right in front of me, turns out they were Northern stars guiding me. I am now following these pains.

They point me into your loving arms. I need to write it down, because you're gonna interrupt me, I have questions. Great, write it down. All right, so, so now we'll just wait because that's a much better thing. Okay, so now we'll just wait. Stop for a second, all right?

Stop, I gotta write it down. He stopped at Northern stars. So write your, Well I can just memorize Northern stars. All right, great. Yeah, yeah, I'll have to write it down. Memorize your question. So, and he's always saying, you know what?

I also, he's saying this because he wants to rhyme true in you and I get it, we're poets. But he's saying, not only is all this stuff something I was thinking, I know it's true. So now that I know this, let me say God bless this broken road, this hypothetical, it wasn't as easy as it could have been.

That's the only thing I want an answer. It's not a literal road. Let me straight to you. But it could be. Northern stars, I have a question. But it could be. You thought the Northern star was the literal Northern star.

The road was the only thing you thought was literal. The only thing else? I'm just saying, I didn't know that the Northern star had that much light amplification. Well, that's how. It doesn't have light amplification. It's like a fucking like a. Yeah, how do you think the three kings

got to be like a spotlight? No, it's less about how bright it is and more about its consistency in our atmosphere. But if I saw the Northern star up in the sky and it's pitch black, would it give me the path? But check this out. No, no, you always know where you are. But listen, I've never seen that.

But Bob, I've never seen that. You've never seen a Northern star? I've never seen another star. It doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be an actual Northern star. You're a Northern star. And I guarantee somebody who is walking through the path.

Can I say something? I guarantee you a streetlight would suffice. Okay. Or a person could be a Northern star. A streetlight suffice. Yeah. Thank you, Gilbert. Okay.

If I need to go north and the streetlight is north and you say follow to the streetlight. But if you are facing west and it said continue west and the streetlight was west, you're just going streetlight direction. You know, there's an interesting, I have an interesting anecdote of an indigenous tribe somewhere in the, I'm not sure exactly.

But they don't have the words in their language for left or right. They don't have the words, which means they don't have the concept of it. All they have is north, south, east, west. You don't have, this isn't my right hand. This right now is my south hand. And because of that in their language,

it actually conditions them not just to speak this way, but to think this way. And innately, they have such a stronger sense of direction because everything is now relative to everything as opposed to just where you're standing. And that's the best thing you said all day. I just think that's so relevant. The language that we have doesn't just dictate

how we communicate to others, but how we think about ourselves. What's your hand? If we don't know the words, I'm not good enough. We won't be able to think that. If we learn the concepts of hatred, we'll be able to embed it. But if we decide to use language purposefully,

not just to communicate to another, to get what you want, but to get what you need from yourself and say, I am good enough. I am worth it. And that's the bottom line. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Incredible, man. Thank you. Thanks for coming. So let's do it. We're done. Every long lost dream Let me do where you are.

Follow me though. Others who broke my heart They were like northern stars Pointing me on my way Into your loving arms This much I know it is true Can I get the next part? Beat, beat, beat

That God blessed Can I get it? Yeah, I'm sorry. Start from the top. Start from the top. Every long lost dream Let me do where you are Others who broke my heart

They were like northern stars Pointing me on my way Into your loving arms This much I know it is true Beat, beat, beat That God blessed The broken road That led me straight to you

Tremendous. D, when you don't interrupt, I can do it. And that's your fucking thing. You gotta learn. I was being helicopter parent. Bobby, enjoy the joy. I do enjoy. Does that mean you're thirsty?

I'm tired of this fucking. Joy or joy, does that mean I'm thirsty in Korean? Because have another Budweiser. I'd like to hit on you. One more time. One more time. I think that Shoshona needs one more go. Be real.

Full circle, full circle. Are we really done? Because this feels short. And I'm having the best time I've ever had with you guys. I'm having a great time. This is great. Ever. Yeah, yeah.

And by the way, we're not done with this is fine. Look, look, look, look, look, look. Nice. Lock it in. Hey, do you mind if I sit next to you? Sure. There's no one here. Yeah.

I'm sitting. You know what's funny? I can't tell if nobody else is here because I can't get my eyes off you. Oh. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. What's your name?

My name's Rick, but my friends call me Dr. Smooth. Because I'm medically smooth. I'm Shoshonya. Shoshonya, what a beautiful name. Shoshonya Jackson. Shoshonya, where are you from? I'm Tallahassee. Tallahassee, Florida or Texas?

Florida. I've never been. Is it as beautiful as I'd imagine? The sunset goes deeper there. Ooh. Yeah, and the green grass. Shoshanna, I'm just going to say something that's on my mind.

And go ahead. I think maybe I shouldn't say it. Yeah. Do you think I should? I think you should. It's a little inappropriate. OK. Are you comfortable with that?

I'm totally comfortable. I'm from Tallahassee. Florida? Texas. Right. I guess what I was going to say is, I have never wanted to bust a nut so deep in somebody's pussy that I have, sitting here at this drink in my Yeager

mom. Yeah. And I would, oh, you go. May I? Yeah. I would love to absorb your nut inside my vag. You know what? I would close my vag up, and it would ferment inside the vag.

Oh, I might not be able to have sex with you too soon. You know why? Why? Because I just calmed. You just calmed? I just calmed. Yeah. And that's the bottom line.

Who's your friend? What? Oh. She's doing her mascara. Oh, yeah. Normally, I think women who wear makeup are, it feels like a costume to me. It looks a little silly.

I don't think it's wrong. And I love that it ups your confidence. But I've never actually looked at a woman with makeup and thought, I get it. You just look like a beautiful woman. You're so, your makeup looks good. Are you going to offer me your come-to? Are you interested in eating my come out of your girl's pussy?

Just like that, daddy. Wow. How about this? How about you and I go to the Beverly Hills Hotel, the three of us? We'll fuck each other, and we'll fuck each other, we'll eat each other out? Unhopeful advice with Rick Glassman.

Hi, I'm a Mexican girl, 27, married to a American. You had to go to NBC instead of ABC. Don't quote me on that. That's just a callback. Oh, I got it. Yeah, that's just a callback to the George Lopez show. Really good. But I don't have those stakes.

Really go. I mean, the Disney characters, I mean, is there anybody that covers more races, ethnicities, and sexualities in Disney? Go ahead, man. Rick, you'll like this one. I hate that we're done. We're not done.

We have an unhelpful advice. Yeah, but after this, can we do more? This is my second podcast today. I'm so burnt out. You could leave. And then by you coming, it just reinvigorated me. I really like this one. Yeah.

But you know what? Wait, I have a question. After I sucked your cum, is cummed the past of cum? I thought it was came. You said, I just cummed. Yeah, I'm a silly boy. Is that OK? Are you silly words sometimes?

You know, I really go by the Macmillan book of grammar. Oh, you're fucking boring, snooze-fest. Do you not want to offer me your cum anymore? I think that if you want to eat it out of your girl's twat when you get home, feel free. But you're harsh in my mellow. And that's the bottom line. Yeah, yeah, I like it.

I like Macmillan. Is that the fucking wrapper? Because otherwise, that's what he's talking about? I have a question. Macmillan is the book they gave all the kids in the Philippines to learn grammar. Oh, I'm sorry for not knowing about the fucking book that they give kids in the Philippines when they can't read.

97% literacy rate in our country. Thank you. Yeah, congratulations. Jesus. Thank you. Jesus. Why would I know that book? Oh, you know what?

I'm sorry, I thought you knew the book that you read when you were a Jewish kid learning how to read Hebrew for the first time. Torah. 27-year-old Mexican girl. And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm a Mexican girl, 27. Fuck yeah.

Marry two of us. What are you wearing? OK. Hold on. Let us role play a little bit here. What are you wearing? A little tight dress. I prefer my women to get comfortable.

Maybe you'll put on some sweatpants. But first, take off that tight dress. Stay in it. Take off your tight dress. Sure. Yeah. Oh, wow. Jesus, I don't realize your body was that good.

Why don't you keep that dress on and put your titties in my face? Yeah, just here. Take the left one. Thanks. Take the right one. OK, now what does it sound like if I take them both at the same time? Whoa, I was expecting just two plops.

But anyway, you're a beautiful cat. Two plops? There we go. Yeah. Oh, wow. Do me a favor. Maybe this is corny. Can I ask you a favor?

See? Turn around. Bend over. Show me your pussy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck is that? OK. It's fine.

It's OK. Dad, dad, let me do it. I want to see what it really sounds like in bed. What? Pussy. I'm going to bend over now. Whoa. I just, I just cummed.

Well, I see that you're a silly. Oh, I thought you were silly by your words. Turned out you're not. Do you like Arthur Miller, Brad Chance? What am I, a Filipino kid who can't read? I hope so. I'm Mexican. What's the diff?

You're right. And that's the bottom line. I'm a Mexican girl, 27, married to a Filipino 30. My in-laws. Slow down, slow down. My in-laws bought a house. No, don't slow down. Yes, slow down.

He wants to end this. It's my podcast. Slow down. No, you're trying to prolong it. I'm not. That's not right. No, I really tried to. You're trying to manipulate it.

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Row Let me straight to you Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh that god bless the broken row They let me straight If you don't finish it, you we're not gonna do it. We're ending it. Well, no unhuffle. I wanted that's the way Shorter one or the same one same one same one, but don't make her don't make her 27 anymore make her 34 Mexican though keep it Mexican deal. I'm a Mexican girl 34 married to a fish about to hurry it up

Married to a Filipino 30 my in-laws bought a house before he got married So when we finally tied the knot they claimed that the house would be ours because only they both retired Once they both retired they're going back to the Phillip. You have to start over When he flubs the line, it's I get it. I mean you can't but I do understand. I loved it. They wrote it wrong I corrected it. Yeah, okay guys. I guess that book didn't do too. Well did it mr. Miller The thing is they've been doing whatever they want to the house My husband and I have no say but the real issue is that they keep trying to have people come stay for months at a time at The house there are people that know through church back where my father-in-law was stationed go to the shorter one

No, no, I could answer this very very simply, but am I you know where he's going? Yeah, what's the last question that on the email? I Understand it's a cultural difference and the Philippines is completely normal to have friends and family under one roof But I'm not used to it or comfortable with it. My husband gets upset at me for not compromising But what the hell am I supposed to do? I just want privacy and we're recently married here you go People got gotcha unless there's a binding contract and you want to take him to court, which I know you don't and I know there Isn't it's not their house. It's the in-laws

It's they never gave him the house just because they said they would right which means you're living in somebody else's house I understand how that could be uncomfortable whether it's part of your culture or not But if you don't want to have that personally, I I totally get it get your own place get your own place Yeah, I agree. I thanks for listening But keep this in mind all these obstacles that you're going through and all the pain and the uncomfort of living with this family You're gonna be learning things It's gonna help you get to the place that you're supposed to be when you're supposed to and God bless that broken road Yeah, that led you straight to home

It's a not a literal road Or northern lights If you're having a good time, how can you don't just keep going because I'm tired. He's hungry. I have dinner Yeah, I want to go to sleep. Are you gonna have it's none of your business. I respect a boundary Thank you guys so much for having me and that's the bottom line Rick anything I want to buy merch sweaters that are high quality. I Mean, I don't think that if I tell anybody to go buy my sweatshirts that are high quality or that look cool They're gonna I think if they're interested in checking out my merch they will so I don't want to waste anyone's time with that

I'd rather spend that time instead to talk about some other stuff like whatever But you guys want to talk about oh, you know what check out. I am phenomenal check out my basketball video Oh, I saw that eat my butt. Thank you. That's on youtube.com slash Rick Glassman Thanks, Rick and make sure that I guess if I was gonna ask one thing if You decide to treat people with kindness you're gonna be happier it's self-fulfilling So everyone has a rough day and don't beat yourself up if you fall short

But just practice kindness because I've yet to meet somebody who doesn't appreciate that I'm Rick Glassman And that's the bottom line Are we babe, are you still here? Are you here? We haven't okay, let's thank you so much Rick We can thank our guests Let's go again. I Want to thank a little bit to the good stuff maybe eight minutes in go ahead. I want to say I Want to thank Rick Glassman for being here. I was a really good time. I think you're really

Honestly, it's in your blood. Yeah to do this. What is this podcasting with you? Yeah, but this is the last one You said that every time for the what I feel like it's out up to you I feel like it's up to them to be honest. No, I'm putting my foot down Do they listen to you you you you you understand boundaries in such a poor way. I don't feel like you could establish strong ones Okay, see you dude. Yeah See ya, okay Let's do a not better Honestly, honestly, dude, um all jokes aside all jokes aside

Oh does do it the way that they do at the end of like the roast like when Don Rickles would be like Martin Scorsese. Yeah, you know blah blah blah blah blah and he's Robert De Niro, he's the best actor ever just ask him and they're like, ah, but all jokes aside Martin I appreciate what you did put me in casino change my life. I don't want to do that right now Dude, just do the end of the roast. I don't want to do any of it. Oh just starting with all jokes aside all jokes aside Thank you so much. Is that better? Is that what you mean? I can do a real good take you whatever I I'm having such a good time with you guys and I feel so good. I'm so happy and I guess I'm just

Maybe I'm still I'm maybe I'm stalling so we could end it. Thank you Let me ask you this then. All right. Yeah, I said from any of the things we're not going to go back to the song I don't ever want to hear that song again. I don't want to talk about Josh Groban about his little silly fucking online outfit Right. I don't want to talk about any of that, right? Okay. So what would you like to talk about? I want to play with you guys more. I want to be like like I could I I'll tell you what we could talk about I love I asked if to play this game up when we're on bad friends. I love this game It's an improv game where we all say a word and we try but we try to actually be on the same team and tell a story And let's see if we could have our first real conversation with each other

But we all have to do one word at a time God, I hate this game. Let's try one word one word And we're not trying to get each other out or or can I can I bad anybody up? Can I just or suggest something? Yeah, how about if we create a movie? We all do one sentence Of the movie they all have to make sense I just want to do what I want to do and you asked me what I want to do and that's what I want to do and that's what we're going to do

So the reason you asked the question was because you wanted to say it But you could say you could just say what you want. You don't have to manipulate people to tell you what they want So you could change it That's what I was talking about boundaries Establish your own you will you will start to respect others. This is just a fucking podcast man Right. No, it's not it is that it's not real life There's no way that you either of you any of the four of you think this is just a podcast Not only is this real life. This is a big part of your real life. You're here all the time

It's got it's got once a week one hour a day One hour a day you're filming but he's working on it and you're selling tickets and you're doing other podcasts And you're selling merch and you're doing comedy shows and it's and you're doing acting work And it's all part of this career that you've built that is bigger than just A thing that you turn off at night and I know that because the kid can't even sleep Oh Yeah, you got me. So this isn't just a podcast by the game go I am

So excited to read that poem you I don't think you may have forgot something. We're not just saying coming up with a sentence free association I'm saying it's actually a conversation that we would have with each other. So like for example, if it was I'm so glad I'm podcasting All get to god. All right. He fucked me up with poem. Sorry about that. My bad. I fucked out with poem

All right So I Really enjoy you Having me on today when I Saw that rick

Was coming I Excitedly felt like I Might come to The realization

that ricks gonna come to a It's only one right word here Realization that he Might never go and finish the

Sentence Okay, so you might never finish your sentence. Maybe this is was not the right game I think my game better. I think my game is better. We're trying my game. He's playing it to me differently So we're we're creating I'll explain it to you. Thank you. Imagine this, right? You have my attention I'm rick strudel. How good I am at basketball. I'm rick strudel. I'm the new head of development at paramount Oh, oh rick strudel. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm you know movies have been, you know, we're just doing remakes and You know, we have all these ip's. We're just doing it and I want to create something new

So I'm gonna I brought the three best writers in hollywood together And what we're gonna do is I'm pretty good writer too as rick strudel Um, okay. Um, okay rick. I know I just no, I bet they have a job like this I bet you're great, but you wanted the three of us because we work together Well, did you both? Well, I know you guys don't know each other, but oh you're gonna be rick strudel whole time We're the only person playing the game and you're rick strudel, but I'm playing the game too because I'm a writer too Okay

So we're writing something together as opposed to pitching something. Yeah, I'm trying a new experiment great Well, you see a line of a movie. I'll say the next line and then we'll try to come right not of the same movie Right. So we're basically just doing dialogue from a movie until we come up now. No not a dialogue. Um, whatever the treatment of it Great. So we're reading we're writing a script together Gotcha, but no dialogue. Also, mr. I'm just curious. How is it that you found out about us? Well, I love your um your script the movie that you wrote. Which one did you read higher gains? Thank you. Yeah, I mean with armory with jack armory and the rock and it's about how they are bodybuilders

Yeah, it's a prequel to the one with mark wallberg lower game. Yeah, right No And I like your your tv show island times Well, we co-wrote both. Oh, that's right. I read on imdb. I'm times island times because we're writers together. All right. Yeah, yeah All right. Yeah, well, why don't you tell me about your island times real quick? Well, you know, what's it? What's the backstory? Well, there was this mythical man a prophet named father troopa and he walked around with a parrot on his right anyway Let's do the movie now. Okay

Oh Do you want to start Oh, yeah, would you like me let's do Wait in a galaxy. Oh in a new not so distant future I can I opt out of this why she doesn't know script structure. I don't Yeah, is the genre not your thing? I don't like galaxy Okay Don't don't take that to abc's disney because I already know he's gonna go with some star trekkie thing

That's what he's gonna pull from and I'm Rick strudel is may I make an observation? Yeah You know earlier you and I connected that When we have our own ideas bobby comes in and tries to change them But here is bobby's opportunity for us to play in his idea right and already you've shot him down Right in the galaxy. It's okay. I'll do a different genre. Wow bobby. You handle that so well In 1968 in a galaxy Yeah In 1968 in a galaxy

dear Tony's planet You were thinking the 15 I was gonna do it's a shot because I was gonna do a mafia thing Right, but then you threw in galaxies. So I try to incorporate the two. I'm so fucking brain dead. You guys. All right. Let's wrap it Anyway, thank you so much. Thank you guys so much. All right, Rick. Can I stay in practice? Like I've never done a solo and I want to start doing solo podcast My patreon. What do you mean solo just by yourself? Yeah, I'm gonna start doing solo podcast for patreon And I think maybe like this could be my commercial

Can I do a commercial for my patreon where you guys could get out of here and I'm just gonna do a solo pod Um, and maybe could you be my producer for the solo pod? Um, let's talk topics Let's bring up the news go to cnn.com. I was reading the news recently, which is something that uh, believe me I don't do much But I've been trying to get a better idea of what's been going on in the world And uh, there's something crazy recently happened. Did you hear about this department of justice? Uh, subpoenaed more than 30 people Yeah, so the january section

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