TigerBelly - Ep 370: Grandma's Love Cult & I Know John Mulaney

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

Bobby dates a wander warrior. Zavier doesn't know Queen. Khalyla is not Triple K. We talk the Queen (who's that?), wander warriors, Hershey Kiss bandit, and happy molestation day.Free TigerBelly digital collectible Support us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Okay, right like it's good. Yeah. Yeah, I get horny though You know soap cutting for me. What's the soul cut soap cutting? Oh, you like it make good. Put you right to sleep. Yeah, yeah Pussy cutting that's what gets me. Oh Yeah, yeah, that gets me real one heard that was trending Is a tick-tock. Yeah, tick-tock. Oh, yeah, you do so by your purse, babe Mm-hmm, you know, yeah, and they better be using They better be

You get a drink. Is everything on we are officially good I'm all recording. Oh, my tits start to look weird. Let me know. Okay. What do you mean? I mean, cuz it kind of like, I don't know. It's just weird. Just you My tits used to be huge not triple D's triple D's Yeah, I swear. I had implants She was a triple D that double double it triple G G all the same. Are they same? Well, tell me the difference. Okay, so triple a wrestler triple G Is a boxer. Yeah, triple D is your tits x tits your ex tits. Yeah, it's interesting

It's like to come out. I mean to come out. Yeah, it's just I mean your back must know. I don't know I never had tits like that. I Know I keep looking at you, but yeah, don't look at me like that No, but what I'm saying is is that how do you can how can you get a triple name in your thing? Like do I have to be does my last middle name and my last name have to be B's for me to be triple B Well, KKK won't work out for me. That's a fact. I think you can re-invent. I think you reinvent it. Re-claim it Re-claim it. I heard it's coming back. What triple what triple K triple K. Yeah, it is triple K is coming back Wait a second. If I actually name myself triple K. Do you think that it'll be a problem? It's different, right?

Like yeah, but no one's gonna say K. There's KKK. They're gonna say triple K. Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah, I know I would I would just say KK For a laugh, I would say triple K at KKK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's just be all BBB a triple B. I'll be triple B. Let's just move on. Let's start I don't wanna fuck it. Okay. Canola is an oil. It is an oil. And not a boxer. Cooking oil. Canelo. Well, he'll tell you. What? Yeah, Canelo's a boxer. All right, I just want to be clear. What is that? M&M? This is like M&M. You want one? You want either toothpicks with nicotine in it. Oh, wow, not. Yeah. Oh

For real? It really is. No, I'm good. You don't do nicotine? No, I don't. Okay. Never did. Okay. Let's move on. Let's start. Here we go. Five, four, three. Five, four, three, two, welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly. I'm so sorry. We're remote again. We're we're in a different land. We're now again in the Hawaiian islands. We're in the Philippines before. It's just because of my schedule. We have to do it this way. And then, you know, we're gonna have to do it this way. And then we'll be back doing it the way we do it in November. We'll have guests this and that. We have great guests today. He's a little... Here's the deal. I looked at... Here's the deal. I don't want to be a bully. I feel like I'm so mean and I want to be more positive, you know, and when I looked at this guy already in my head, I'm like, I just judge, judging, judging from top to bottom. You know what I mean? I don't like this. I don't like that, right? But then I look at myself in the mirror. I'm like, I'm no fucking, you know, fresh product either, you know? So I want to go more positive, right? Yeah. Yeah. So, um, we have a guy here. His name is Xavier Cummings. He's a social media persona. Star. Star, right? Here in the Hawaiian islands.

Ikea Island, which is... What is it? Ikea? Is there an Ikea? No, there isn't. Okay. That's my bad. You know what we should name the big island Ikea? Because they don't have a real name. Hawaii Island. Yeah, but here's my theory though on that. And maybe you can chime in on it. Is that there'll be other ones formed, right? No. Yeah, yeah. Oh, will there be? No, because the Hawaiian island is volcanic. It's volcanic, right? So... Hot spot. It's a hot spot, right? So through time, doesn't a volcano make another island? Yeah. Right. So is the fucking big island or the island of Hawaii always give me the island of Hawaii? Or will we have to name that fucker? And then the new one is the island of Hawaii. The bigger island? You think it's going to be bigger than big island? Well, the new one's going to be called Bigger Island. The bigger island. Yeah. Hawaii. So you grew up in Hawaii? Yes. And I got to know you a little bit the last time I was here because I'm a huge fan of your social media stuff. Thank you. All your TikToks, all of your videos. And you said something pretty interesting. What was... Before you started doing all of this content on social media, what were you doing? I was a custodian for three years. For three years? What is a tree? Three. Sorry, pigeon. Local slang. Oh, I thought that was like a lumber company. Tree company. It is. Tree company. Three years.

You need to get hit to pigeon, Bobby. You know what? That's my pet. I'm on a different land and I should learn the language, right? Teach him pigeon. No, I will slowly do it organically. So three is tree. Tree. Yeah. Okay. That's all. I can do one at a time. So for three years, what were you doing? I was cleaning shit off toilets at an elementary school. They're at Jill Coyle. Jill Coyle cleaned shit at the mirage in Las Vegas for Zig Vee and Roy. Tiger shit. Yeah. Real tiger shit. Wow. And then now he's a huge star. So maybe there's something about shit cleaner. Yeah. Well, I mean, the thing is, is you can really only go up. Let me see if it goes down. Try it. How about this? I think this is worse. The guy that cleans roadkill. In Hawaii specifically, yes. Why? Guy. So you bang a pigeon? Is that a pigeon? Guy? Yeah, it's a Coyle thing. Okay. I say chief. Chief. Someone call you chief. Okay. Chief. Guy. I think chief is out. Chief is out? Yeah. Captain. Oh, wait. Chief in Hawaii, little touchy. Really? Really touchy? Yeah. I'll make up my own. Domingo. Okay. Oh, it's my cousin. No, I don't like that. Do you have a cousin named Domingo? Last name Domingo. Carmina. Shout out. I didn't see her. I didn't see her for ten years. Anyway, let's move on. You can tell me, guy. I'll just call you whatever. Yeah. I'll figure it out. Okay. Go ahead. Okay. So guy. What were we talking about?

The roadkill. Oh, roadkill because you bang one pig. What? What? What? If you hit a pig? You bang one pig. Bang one pig. Bang one pig. Oh, I know what it's a white fat tourist. Is that what you call pigs? In Waikiki? Because I've seen a bunch of those. Don't get choked. Get plenty. Those are chokes? No. Sorry. Plenty. A lot. A lot. Choke means a lot. Sorry. I see going off the deep end. Really? I need to tone it. I like it. I like it. Keep going. Okay. Go ahead. Okay. So actual animal. Oh, the animal pig. Yes. My bad. My bad. Go ahead. No. You bang those things and... You fuck. You're fucked. I know, but bang means you're inserting something? No, no, no. With your vehicle. Hit. Hit. Let's do hit. Hit. Okay. Bang. Something different. We bang the white tourists. Yeah, we bang those. See, we hit the pig. See, I learn... I teach you slang. You teach me... English. American English. Right. Okay. Proper English. Okay. Good deal. Yes. All right. Two, three days max. That thing is bloated. You could fly a penny at it. If you hit it, it will explode. It's disgusting. I see. So it bloats. It bloats like a... Because they have wild pigs and wild boars here. I'm getting the message now. I understand. We are not here on this island. I've never seen one pig on this island. They have on... Oh, not anywhere near here at all. In the middle of the land. Yeah. Okay. One of my friend's kids got marked by a pig. What do you mean, got marked? Like when he's like three years old, like he got like run over by a pig, but then like, you know, he's just like marked by nature. He's okay. You know, he said, yeah, he's a good kid. Mark seemed like it was a plan. No. They had paper work and like... We marked this kid is going to be here at this time. He's half pig. Yeah. So Mark probably not the right word. I don't know. I just think that when you're marked by nature, like, you know what I mean? It's kind of nature's way of saying like, I acknowledge, I recognize you. You're special. So I think he's a special kid.

Would you say the same? So I got marked by the reef when I went surfing. Is that the same? It's probably the same thing. Nature's mark. Yeah, but that's just... Wait, hold on. Was it from surfing or diving? It was surfing. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would say that's a nature's way of saying, I know you. Okay. I know you. Well, the ocean knows me well then. Yeah. You've been marked a bunch? Choke times. Choke. So what you're saying is that the people that clear the roadkill here is worse than janitor? You know what? It's just not for me. I'll just say that. But will you admit that that's a worse job than you being a janitor? No. Okay. So you think janitor's worse? I think it's worse. Yeah. One time, I don't even know what I can and can't. I mean, I'm not... Say whatever you want. Rah, I pulled my card out. There was a little breeze that hit the window, came through the crack of the door. Yeah. And I said, stop it. To nature. To the breeze. Nature. Yes. The breeze is a part of nature. Makani, I think it's what it's called. Makani Hawaiian. Because my Hawaiian is really bad. Before I even... I knew already. So I opened the door. Someone, a kid, shit in his hands and put it on every single touch point that I had to clean. So I'm talking sink, knobs, lights. I have a question. Yes. How do you know it's a kid? Because I've done that as an adult. He worked at it. Stop it. Could it be a teacher? Could it have been a teacher? It could have been. To Bobby's point, it was in the print. So the print, the main office, that wing. It was, it was a health room. You could have been the principal, you're saying? It could have been administrators. Right. Could have been. We don't know. We don't make assumptions. Don't make assumptions, dude. Yeah. You're right. You're right.

Alright. So a human being. A human being. Had to wipe. That feels better. Poo all over the bathroom. Yeah. With their fingers. Yes. They finger painted. They finger painted. Yeah. But art class is right across. I mean, did they do like a horsey thing or any kind of thing that you can go, oh, that's beautiful. You know what? Can I move around? You have legs. No. And his feet. He was leaving Hershey kisses. Ah. Hershey kiss. Yeah. I've heard of the Hershey kid bandit. That's who he was. They're real. And can I say something? Yeah. That's not a human being. That's like the tooth fairy. That's a magical guy. I see. That's a magical thing. Yeah. You got, you got touched by the fucking angel. The Hershey kissed angel. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. And that person, right, that entity, right, somebody lost, um, had diarrhea that day. Yeah. No, it was, it was like, no, somebody put diarrhea underneath their pillow. That's what happened. I see what you mean. A kid put diarrhea underneath the pillow. That's all. Which is rare. And then the next day, the fucking person, yeah, that yeah, it's late at night. Yeah. Wait a second. I think he just taught him a new, his new method for shitting in public is to Hershey kiss. Yeah. Yeah. He's, he's, he loves to shit. That's enough. Yeah. Public life. Wait, do you actually like, but are you comfortable? I guess it's a question. I don't do it purposely. There have been times in my life, I've admitted that I've pooed in my pants, but she's saying, I don't showcase it. Like, look at me. I beg to differ. You're like the fucking Basquiat of shitting. This one time, this one time, I swear to God, that's a compliment. That kind of is like, you know, like when someone does a deadlift, like straight leg deadlift, like, like RDL. Yes. He like, he bent his body this way and like blew into a white wall.

But do you know why I do that? I always imagine there's like judges with like the cards like an Olympics. So I have to do the form. 9.5. Yeah. Can you imagine, you should go Olympic diving. It'd be all the way down. I just think it'd be interesting. Wait, you're saying I should be an Olympic diver. And then go all the way down to what? The pool? Yeah. Because I'm fat? No, just from the top. And then you just let it let it go from the top. You mean falling? Oh, you mean poo or falling? Oh, poo. All right. Okay, okay. We're talking the score fight. Sorry. I just thought you were saying diving. No. 9.5. You know what I mean? And then you go to the bottom. I'm like, I'm fat. And honestly, if you're fat, you're actually going to float. Okay, thank you for that. I already know that because I have the body. Oh, yeah. And I've used it. Okay. Can I just say something to you right real quick? Now, I wasn't going to make fun of you before and not going to make fun of you now either. Okay. So in a positive way, I would like to go through your body. Oh, if I may. Yeah, maybe he can, you know, return the favor after you're done. I would love to. Okay. And it's a good way to know each other. Yeah.

First time I've met you and whatnot. All right. Your face. Can we start there? And you like it? Let me ask it. Love it. Okay. Now that that's a little that's a little I mean, honestly, honestly, seven, eight is what I feel about my face. I'm not going to say that. This is how I feel about your face. Okay. Okay. That's a eight. That's a nine. Yeah, that's how I feel about your face. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not good. Not good. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's not good. Okay. Well, just listen to your other podcast and that other one, if that one came out, you have to check that, didn't you? Yeah. So your face, you're saying it's an eight in Hawaii. Yeah. Okay, good. Maybe. Hey, and that's, you know, I don't know. Okay, that's good. I like the confidence. Yeah. Your visa line. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Now, when we're outside, I go, you have a Freddie Mercury thing going on. Yes. And then you looked at me and go, who's Freddie Mercury? Yeah. Right. And so when you said who's very Freddie Mercury, it just kind of like took I was a little shocked by that. Yeah, you didn't know who that person was. Okay. Let me guess who Freddie Mercury might be. Guess who Freddie Mercury might be. I might need a hand or just music, music, music.

Scientists. Yeah. Musician. Musician. Let me see popular karaoke song. Great karaoke song for Filipinos for Filipinos. That's enough. That's enough. Oh, I'm feeling probably one of the biggest singers of all time. They did a biopic recently about that's enough. Oh, I'm so out of the loop, but keep it coming. This is not an underground band. This is like a startup garage. It's like Scott. It's not low key. I'm talking about like global shit. What's the temptation? It's like bigger, bigger than the template. That's what you said the temptation. Yeah. I like how he stuck that in there. Yeah. Out of all the band's temptations, he's dead. He died. He died young. My teeth remind you of this guy, a deceased man. Okay. But he's a legendary voice. Okay. Legendary performer. Right. He died. He died from a disease. Oh, yeah. And the disease is was popular in the 80s popular in the 80s. AIDS. Yeah, right. Probably one of the most popular ones that you still don't know. I honestly, I still don't know.

No, not yet. Not yet. Not yet. That's this too soon. England. He's from England. There we go. Royalty. No, no. Actually, was he knighted? Yeah. Was he? Yeah, it's Queen Elizabeth. King George. She passed away. So I'm like, yeah, but he is the real Queen of England. Queen of Queen. Yeah. Hey, look, he's a real queen. Get it? That's the biggest clue you'll get. Prince. Prince. Prince. Yeah. Prince. Stop. No, it's not Prince. You fucking idiot. You fucking. It's not Prince. Yo. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Connect this hair for us, George. Oh, oh, god. Oh, wait, the. Okay, this is fun. This is fun. I'm not going to I got to do. Yeah, go, go, go. All right. Prince is a Jehovah. What? Prince is Jehovah witness, but it has nothing to do with anything. It has everything. And I know that you're scared. See, I know you're scared. And you want to throw out facts, Yeah, make people think that you're smart and stuff. I am. And that was Oh, he knows who the temptations are This guy's cool. He's got it. All right. So that's all right. So you're so close. You're so close

If i'm so close, yeah prince is so you already literally said the answer. I did didn't I baby. Oh wait All right, so what if it's not prince. Yeah, yeah No, he's he's black who's black who's black michael jackson It's friday mercury michael jackson friday mercury Wait, wait, so the question I guess the question is am I trying to find a song or that's his name? That's why Now now i'm going to start singing. Okay. All right Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Ice So it's it's it's vanilla ice We gotta keep going. I'm sorry. We gotta keep going. It's good. It's good. All right, so um another song I Just killed a man. Oh my gosh. I just Heard this song freaking um. Oh my gosh motley crew Right, but but that's who sings it, right?

Yeah, mama right Listen to me. Listen to me, dude. You always call them chief. You always call them chief. Yes chief Yes, listen to me, man. Are you being real real with me, man? I'm being dead serious with you The motley crew did not sing that song. Okay, but it was in the movie dirt. Was it in the movie dirt dirt? Yeah, what movie never heard that movie really? Yeah. Yeah. It's a doc. Is that some sort of fucking documentary that in kawaii or Is that the one they made that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that the one with machine gun kelly? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's about motley crew

Yeah, that was not in it. I could probably bet like my life on keeps it. You more keeps it more. Uh, let's go. Um Um, but if he doesn't those are the two most I want to break free. Yeah, I want to break free Is that how he sounds? Yeah, I want to break free. How about this? Um We will we will rock you Titans, but I don't know the actual singer Remember the Titans, right? Friday night lights my bad Champions my friend That's not a Filipino guy that sings that

Journey this is journey journey. No. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Forget it. Let he's never good. He's never gonna get it All right, so listen to me right now. Just give him the like the half part of the the group at least What do you mean? Just either say the first part already saying so it's a five iconic. It's a group. It's a group It's a group red hot Red hot. Do you don't know Anthony Kitas? No, okay. Well, Anthony Kitas happens to be the singer of this guy's the singer of the band Freddie Mercury did not sing for red hot chili peppers. Okay. I'm gonna tell you They did a movie. I'm gonna give you what the movie is called. It's called bohemian rhapsody

You've heard of it. I've heard of it. What band are they doing? I've never seen it I'm just gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you if it's not prince or king. It's he doesn't know He doesn't know and it's now we have to reveal if it's not a king then then it's a then it's a um It's not a king. It's not a king. It's not a king. Who just died prince. Who just died? Who died in the uk? Who just died in the uk this year recently bra? Ah, I it was a royal royal member of the fucking royal family in england just died. Who just died? I'm on Elizabeth queen. Okay queen queen queen. Is there a band called queen?

There has to be There has to be are you really are you being honest with me? I'm Bob. You don't know queen You got it, baby. I honestly don't but but I'm gonna say like if I hear the song come on like I probably would know the songs Yeah, you know, we will rock you. Yeah, so they sing that Is that half of the group Listen, listen guy I don't know what they're fucking fucking around or not, but my throat is sore right now and you're really frustrating the fuck And I feel there's a part of me that's sympathetic and has some empathy towards you. Yes

So I wanted to give you some educational things. Okay, and it's be real. Okay. I'm all ears Um, you know in the globe and I'm not listen. I'm not shaming anybody out there. Okay I really am not shaming anybody out there, but I just feel like there are certain things That people should know. Yeah, okay And if you you have any interests in mod rock and roll or music, I like soft rock Kalapana Sing him a song Uh, uh, okay

You don't know You're trying to reverse kalapana toward me, dude. That's fucking bullshit. Did they make a kalapana movie? Dude, if you go to the record store downstairs, it's all like old all No queen legend legend bobby legend. So kalapana would it was an actual group right here Right on my back. Okay. Those four guys. Yeah brought a hoods Brought a hoods. Yeah, and they're good They're good. Great. Okay. Sing me a song. Okay. Um The hurt did you hear that one? Oh my god, I love it. Sing me the song. Would you hurt the man who loves you?

Would you take the math day? Yeah, would you take the love he gave me away? Never heard of that. I literally never heard of that. Oh my god. Such a classic. Really? It's so good. It's so good. It's too good. Really? It was my ring back. Gilbert, Gilbert, back me up. How are you Filipino not know this song? No, Gilbert, you stop it. I love kalapana, dude. You don't know. I can do it for you. So what do I do? Yeah, the hurt the hurt. Keep facing him though. Keep facing him though. Uh, obviously, uh night bird Obviously night bird. Is night bird a song? Yeah Going going on going going on going on. Uh, naturally. Oh shit. What's I'm naturally and naturally is see me naturally

Everything is love. See me naturally. I'm gonna have to see me. Sing me naturally. Okay Oh, over the mountain naturally Right, you gotta be you gotta be kidding me. Dude, you should know this group The title of the song is the second lyric of the fucking song That's right over the mountain naturally. That doesn't make any fucking sense Yeah, um, no one's writing that going over the mountain one naturally. Yeah, kona days. Sure. It would be naturally. All right So you're saying that you know kalapana. Oh, yeah

Kalapana kalapana also like kona days kona days a good track too. Yeah kona days Are you reading it off anything my computer? Look, this is my computer. It's off. It's off. All right. You're right Then george, maybe you're my only ally here, man. Do you have you heard of kalapana? I don't know. What's the sunset like there? It's um Oh, yeah, george knows it thing is love thing is love one of my favorites But honestly And wholeheartedly

I'm losing my mind Hold on. I am losing my mind. Hold on. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. How did you You know to be true to be true is a great song. There's no way you guys know this There's something going on in this. No night. What is going on night? There's no night. Sing me night bird Let's forget it. All right. Yeah. Yeah, how about this? I didn't know how about this. Okay You'll tell me what this magic trick is later, right or I'll lose my mind All right, right. I'm also going to google. I've memorized it night bird, right naturally these kona days kona days

So I want to see if they're actual songs. Yeah. Yeah, and then I don't know where my phone is. That's fine and um, all right, so I apologize to you for not knowing who golepana is My bad. All right, and um And I'm sorry for shaming you about queen. I apologize for not knowing you don't have to apologize. I feel bad for you I literally feel bad for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because freddie mercury was one of the greatest singers phillips phillipino singers You live in america

Well, no, you're not we're not in sebu right now. I thought I was I wish we were we could have freddie murky It's the best Yeah. Yeah. Oh no, you just brought it up because my teeth not because of phillipino. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah You have the jaw and the teeth protrusion Um, like freddie mercury. That's why I said it earlier. Parana. Parana. Like a piranha And now you're getting him sucked back in right? Yes, but what I was telling you is I like the protrusion Oh to keep it you want him to keep it? I wanted you to keep it so take the f**k of his line up

You know what what go ahead. You know when I bite cheeseburgers for all my life Just lettuce Oh, yeah, dude. What do you mean? Just lettuce I would bite. Oh, I see. I get no patty. It's just You're using spongebob? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just Right, but eventually you get to the meat or no I mean, but I'm full already. I'm full of bun and lettuce. Full of bun and lettuce. Right, right, right. Yeah So, um, I have a solution

Maybe not get lettuce in the hamburger. So you just want me to get a bun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, bun and you'll get the Or how about this you tell them to make this lettuce small. I don't know what you're right Everyone deserves lettuce. I just everyone deserves lettuce. No. No. I got lettuce, but I'm just I need I need the meat All right. All right. So when I'm saying so what you're saying to me right now is you can enjoy food with the heat that you were given. Yeah, it was it was uh Difficult to eat. It was difficult to eat and enjoy right Do you think that it made you unattractive the protrusion? Oh guarantees, but did you have your girlfriend before the protrusion or? Yes. Okay. Well, will that work for you then? Yeah, I did. Yeah

But I had braces so crazy. I made her I made her photoshop the thing out of my senior Portrait is so insecure. So insecure. Yeah. Oh, so you've been with your girlfriend since high school. Oh, yeah middle school What? Wow I know that's interesting. Yeah. So, um, what made you fall in with her in middle school? Um, well for one. She's like a Six foot like European like Beautiful white. Yeah, she's white. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's amazing. But she's she's mocked. Oh, she's on she's on tita

You know what I mean? What do you mean? Tita is like a tough girl. She's like tough For instance a tall white tough girl. Yeah local. You mean raised on the poi kind of like right Of the land of the land. They definitely have some marks from nature. Yeah Yeah, guarantees. She's been marked for sure. What do you mean marked by nature? Like a bore bite? Like Like, you know how brother got marked by the pig Earlier you already forgot. Yeah, okay marked by the pig. Yeah, but it is Marked by the reef. Yeah, she she's like, um, like if we're already she's got battle scars. Yeah, like, what does she have? she's got um

like, um She had knee surgery. Okay that Right from nature. I know so many people. Okay. Yeah. Well, I need knee surgery. Yeah, that doesn't make anything. You have knee surgery? No, I need it. They hurt right now. Yeah. Yeah, so knee surgery is not a problem. Of course, they're sore. Okay So that's another battle scar. Yeah, yeah, it's true. So um, yeah, so maybe she doesn't have any battle scars Yeah, yeah, she's a hammer though. But you know what you're saying you could mean tell him what a hammer means hammer um In Hawaii is like someone who is solid, you know strong. Yeah, she's she's um a tomboy

She was yeah in seven grade six seven grade. Yeah, and that probably attracted you to her I'll tell you athletic. I thought I'll tell you. Here's what I love do love. Okay, and maybe this is where you're getting at. Okay, okay Um, I used to work at a restaurant. Okay. All right, and there was a girl that I loved All right, I talked to her about her before which one I don't want to say her name But um, this is one bit of toes No, oh the other one. So there was somebody that I um worked with and she was a beautiful blonde girl Yeah, and what I what I fell in love with her because she was like from a rich family

Was her she worked so hard. Yeah, right and she she was tough And when she was slammed doesn't matter. She's just focused and like can get her hands dirty I love it when hot chicks do that. Yeah, don't you like that 100%? Yeah, yeah So that's probably something that you fell in love with. Yes as an athlete in high school. You're an athlete That's all I have to yeah. Yeah. What what did this the cool high? What did you do? I what didn't I do? Oh, okay. Yeah. Um, hi jump no Triple jump

Triple jump. Okay. Long jump. Yeah. Yeah. I had a 19 Foot 11 and three-quarter inch jump. Oh my god from here to there. Yeah, so I love it But um, do you know jocoy? I don't I never met him. You know madam. I never met him. I think he would like you. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like me? I do Do you guys like me? Great. I love you guys. I think I think you're great. I think you're great. Um, thank you We're not done yet. We have we just started. Yeah, good. But that was don't don't fade into that Yeah, yeah, I mean that who gives a fuck if we like you or not. You shouldn't even ask that

I only asked that because I was my thing was I don't give up I'm joking. I'm joking. Are you nervous of it before you came here? For sure. I was nervous. Why? This is just Sick. It's it's sick. I'm the best You're the best guy guy. I can I please just go ahead. I love the clip the clip of oh, yeah Dude, you guys know what clip I'm talking about the tiktok one. It's the what the molestation Yeah, I gotta jump in with a quick story really quick. We were in a saboo You know the whole crew we had and we had a crew in philippines helping us shoot the podcast

Yes, uh, me and george took them all out for dinner at the last day and we're like, hey, how was it? They were like, man, we love bob is oh, what do you guys know from mad tv or like any of his tv shows like No, he just blew up recently in saboo like there's a the tiktok is going around everyone knows him as the molestation guy All the comments they had when they took photos that you're like, oh you have the molestation tiktok guy I know that that thing I've been recognized from that thing. It used to be hot ones Yeah, hot ones used to be big right and now it's the molestation guy. I can't wait for this phase to go Really? I don't like it. You don't like it Yeah, because

I don't like being known for being molested I think that's the thing from a down syndrome from a down syndrome. I just don't think that that's The best brand spot is something I tried to do You know, I mean that that clip also I filmed 10 years ago, right? So that's why I was on that clip Long time uncle and I just know it's safe. It's saved. You're in all sorts of group chats everywhere. Okay Okay, so let's analyze the clip then right? Yeah, there's nowhere in that clip from what I've seen I've seen that clip maybe a couple times in my life, right?

On where it shows any kind of skill set coming from me In terms of talent That's what I don't like about it. It's like I'm just saying that I was molested and now people are going That's the molested guy, but it's like I didn't do anything. Yeah, but delivery is everything. You were so cute about it It the temp of the room was for me over the top. I wish I was there Because I would have just lost it. I just think the react just the way that you Just the way that you kept it together. It's just ridiculous

Huh, so you're talking about the fighter the kid molestation one. Yeah, so if that's what I'm known for for the rest of my life I don't know I don't know how I'm going to feel about that. You know, that's the only thing you know me about for But you also have the how old are you savior? Um 27 So I just had dinner with an older couple last night and they had a daughter who was 17 And they said, oh, this is gilbert. He works on a podcast Like who's the community you work with I said bobby lee and the 17 year old older girl So I didn't know who that is. I showed him showed her a photo. He goes. Oh my god. The molestation guy

17 doesn't be so sad about that. It's almost happy molestation day, which is november 19th. I think really Yes, national happy. No, we created one. Oh, I was like Yeah, who's national national. Um, this is bobby. Um, ask that all his fans like send him gifts on november 19th Because that that was the day he was molested. Oh, wow. I never knew What's appeal what's appeal box? What do you what would you give bobby some chocolate covered mac? Oh, are you asking me? Yeah, chocolate covered mac nuts What I mean, right How about no nuts, man?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyone listening don't send me any nuts Chocolate covered or whatnot, you know, I mean, I just don't know about cocoa. Cocoa nuts. Cocoa. Nothing nuts Okay, chocolate's fine. It's the nut part that I don't want. Okay. Yeah. It triggers me. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah because the the guide had you know, I mean, it's it's not like macadamia nuts. Yeah on there. Yeah, yeah It's not yeah Yeah, so let's move on. Yeah, I think that you should tell Xavier about your date Dates last night and maybe he can give you tips about how to avoid Well, they're not but here's the problem though. The problem is is that

Um, they're not locals. Oh, they're just moved here a week ago. Oh, that's that's right. Watch out So Watch out. What do you mean? Watch out. Just they just are trying to try to figure it out. They're trying to They're trying to figure it out. Yeah. Yeah, it's a stage. I'd like to make a little I'll talk about it But let me just say a little something. Um You know, you know, coli and I broke up obviously everyone knows and I have been dating and I've You know in the beginning I was kind of like responding to dms and I was like Going on the dating apps and doing all the stuff and um

I think I'm at the end of my rope when it comes to any of that. It's yeah, it's um Um My feelings have been hurt. You know, I'm in a couple of times. I've been stood up. I've been neglected You know, a lot of these girls have made me feel ugly and old And um, it doesn't feel So i'm gonna chill out on it and then um, you know, I there is one person that i'm seeing right now kind of You know, I mean that you know, she seems cool, but um, it just doesn't feel good. It feels uh, um Anyway, so last night was the last one. Okay. And so what I I when I came to hawaii

I went on hinge and I matched with this girl And I she goes, what's up? I go, what's up? You want to have dinner and then she goes. Oh my god. You're a catfish So I go, no, I'm not I'm actually the guy. She said no, there's no way So I go. Well, I'm verified on my instagram. You know me. I'll message you there And I did and then she was like like, I don't know if I can meet you. I thought this was a catfish So initially she was like She wasn't even had no intentions even if because it was no way it was going to be me But now that it is she's like, I don't want to do it

Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, yeah She said what she said, right? So then I go I go, well, how about this, you know, it's I'm not, you know, I mean looking for hookups or anything like that That's what she said or I said that. Yeah, because I don't want to make her feel like I'm just trying to fuck or no pressure No pressure kind of a situation. So I go You know meet me at um, a restaurant Saturday night and she immediately it goes

I have no money and I go, um, well, I you know, I'm gonna pay for dinner and she goes. Can I bring my friend? She's hot Right, so I'm like fine, right. Yeah. So last night go to the restaurant and um, they show up a half an hour late Um, they didn't have um uber money and they're like broke broke. Yeah, they go You know, we have money for uber So I gave them uber money. Okay and then, um, they ordered a bunch of drinks Right, and then they started talking about how Money is a social construct and which you know, I mean and we're anti money anti capitalism

But kind of racking up your bill. Yeah racking up my bra and then they're like, you know, if farming like if is the life So they're I guess been here for a week and they're farming their hippies Yes, right and they're telling you knows the type. Yeah, and I'm like and I'm like, um Yeah, this is it. I'm done. I can't do this But then didn't they at one you said they they took your credit card at one time Well, then I left my credit card there and then they texted me like we have your credit card. I'm like, what the fuck? Bring it back to the restaurant I'll pick it up. Yeah, you know, I mean, so, you know, they do bring it back

But also the whole time they're like, we don't we've never even I just we just know maybe they know me from the molestation clip But yeah, yeah, but they were they were basically like, we don't really know what you do We know that you're famous. We don't know why And then they go we love Pete Holmes and John Mulaney. So they talked about their jokes Throughout the dinner, you know, and I almost called Pete Right there at the dinner and go and just have him listen, but I'm like, I'm not gonna give him the fucking You know, I mean the satisfaction to yeah, yeah, and um, well

Well, the what's funny too is that my friend was gigging at this restaurant And he was um, he's a musician. So he was gigging there and he was like, hey Bobby's here. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on a date Your friend was my friend was gigging there. The reason why I got up normally I would so call the text to me my friend's playing the guitar there So I but I got up normally I wouldn't do that But I told my date I go I have I have to go say hi to the singer. Yeah, they're like, what? So I left just to have just so I could just break it up. Yeah

And I just kind of looked at hey you spear fish with Kalilah. He's like, no, I just know him She she goes no, I just know her from the spear shop You know him and his girlfriend run the spear. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then I go Oh, here's 20 bucks. I put it in the thing I just kind of stared on her for like a couple of minutes. It's awkward play some music. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait You you stood there and it's there. I was there Wait, you didn't go back to your seat. No, I just

Because it's wanted to kill some time But if I came into Moku kitchen or whatever and I seen Bobby Lee just eyeing up some singing a moana song I'd be like, oh, yeah, it was um Great restaurant, but mariamans mariamans. Oh, you got your credit card back and then and then what and then what? Cindy got my credit card back today. Yeah, that's it. It's over. Oh that overnight they had it. Yeah Yeah, whoa. No, no, no. They brought it back to the restaurant and then Cindy went to the restaurant Wait, so the girls why did the girls take your credit card to begin with because I had left it there

Oh, okay. Yeah, because I was I gotta go and I just left It was bad. It's not that it's no no No, if if the girl that I matched would had interest in me You know what I mean? Maybe But there was just no interest. I just find it a little bit sus that someone who's like Um, you know money is a social construct and then racks up a bill and then walks away with a credit card. Like, yeah Yeah, yeah, I mean, who are these types of we call them we call kawaii. We call them wander warriors You went a day with a wander warrior

Explain explain explain to me. It's so you said they just moved here and they're farming all of a sudden. Yeah One of the sudden it was like planned probably what I mean six days spontaneous farming Yeah, yeah, well, I let let's just say this Me and my family have lived on our plot of land for over a hundred years and we barely Own that so how right where are they farming is the question like right? I think they're well, they're not it's not They don't own their own farm. They're just because they're saying it's grueling work We're out there with a bunch of different types of people. Yeah, and they're yeah, and they're out in the sun and they're really Yeah, I mean, I don't know what they may so what are the wonder warriors?

What's the what's the description of a wonder wonder warrior? So like just like you were saying is like, um, you know money doesn't matter But at the same time your money doesn't matter either Yeah, yeah, so but you know and then they farm and then um, no shade but like They'll go off um and say that their chakras are in line and they'll have like a rose quartz crystal in their pocket Yeah, but yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, but first person to cuss you out on the road You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Are they are there cairns? I mean, are they cairn like maybe do you think? Yeah, just very contradicting not so much a tacky attack. It's just like wait

How are you about that? Like yeah, because she's also my dad's a doctor You know I mean like a surgeon, you know, so there's privilege there at some point, right? Don't you guys like smoke them out when they um try to settle in kawaii? Yeah, well, they just go to the the valley Kalalao. Have you been there? Yeah, any of you guys? No, no, no Take me there. No, you've been to kawaii. I love the valley. Yeah I love the mountain Naturally Wait, was that where the love cult was? Oh my gosh, they were in on a hola explain that to us

What's the love? Oh my god, you have to tell bobby about the love cult So kawaii is interesting because a lot of people feel that's the island you live in. Yes. Yes They feel a sense of home when they come and visit and and they so also says there's a lot of retreats Holistic healing that happens on koi and hate it bra. It bothers me, right? No, does it? I mean, does it work? I don't know. I do it in bakersfield Where is that? It's in california. I do it where you're from. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean Um, don't come to this beautiful island. Do your fucking retreat You know what I mean? And she sister makes a boatload of money

But um, there was a cult that came down to kawaii called love has won love has won. When was this called? Um, when was this only a couple years ago? Yeah, like what pre cult like right? Yeah, it was right before kovid Yeah, I want to be in a cult if i'm up in the upper echelons of control Wait, but zavier like if the main guru. I'm his right hand man. Yeah, it's a woman. It's a woman. I right hand woman She didn't she tell everyone to like consume high amounts of silver till she herself turned like gray blue Well, she had sexual intercourse for sure with everyone whenever she wanted. Is she beautiful? No, no, no, think think think 68 year old substitute teacher Oh, yeah, but but not like um, you know just like a random. Yeah. Yeah anti lady

um, yeah I'm definitely not what I'm into. All right. I don't know what you guys prefer, but I like not my normal regular right females Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So and so how many people were in this cult? I think there was about maybe six That's it. Yeah, they had a little house That's not a cult that that you know why you know why it was a cult. Why they ended up finding her dead mummified Oh, I like this was a twist. It was weird. So she's so the cult leader. She's actually Dead. Yeah, she said because she was she already had cancer. Oh, is that what it was not even not even to talk bad

You know like and I'm just saying I'm just saying like yeah, that was heavy Yeah, so so they found her mummified. Yeah, right and then Let me pull it up. Let me pull it up. I love us one and then what did they say did did anyone go to prison? Or was there anything or they just no um, no foul play. I mean no foul play. No, huh interesting But local residents were standing outside of the airbnb or whatever that they were renting They were busting their window their car windows Batting their freaking why to get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I would do. Yes. Get the fuck out of here Exactly weird white shit. Here it is white

It's weird. I think she was like from colorado or something like that. Here it is Love has won. Love has won is actually even in her passing is a new religious movement Which was led by Amy Carlson referred to within the group as mother god The group has been described as a cult by ex-members and media outlets The group had between 12 to 20 full-time members who lived with her at the time of death. Yeah, but it's not like jim jones I mean that was a real cult. Well, jim jones was in south america when he did the mass Suicide yeah, that's a gray one. Wait in terms of cults. That's a good one. Have you heard of that one? Is that the guy that made people drink stuff? Mm-hmm like outside? Yeah

Yeah, good. See another good cult is that one um in delamar california. Were they good cult? Yeah, I mean like oh just like heavens gate heavens gate dope as fuck. You know why they make them wear purple nikes For tevus. They had a roll of quarters For what because there was an asteroid and that's you need a roll of quarters to get on to the asteroid, right? That's like that's the compensation. So they all died wearing nike With a roll of quarters something else happened with their feet. Oh the shoes were not Did they the shoes had to be nike courtesans? Yeah, nike courtesans, but what was the body? They had to wear something else, right? Attracts it. I was attracted all jokes. No

Heavens gate for real and the heavens gate website is still online You can go to heavensgate.com. It hasn't changed. Were they looking for a sponsorship? That's how fucked up. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, if you're gonna do Die. Yeah, get a sponsorship sponsorship. Yeah. You know what I mean? You didn't add placement. Also, it's like, how do you know that this asteroid only takes rolls quarters? I mean, maybe they have a different currency. Yeah, Filipino pesos. It could have been. Yeah Yeah, what what's up? Like a mood board. Yeah, yeah, but you know, can I tell you can I tell you who was in the um

It's a little side note because you know i'm a star trek fan. Yeah, so um Um, you know the original Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow you really had trouble with that one I could never say it Anything that starts with a you I can't do it. Uhura. Uhura. Uhura. So the original uhura of the star trek Her brother How do they her brother she was on a sci-fi show, but he was like, no, I'm gonna go all the way Do you don't think that you'd be susceptible to a cult savior? No, I don't

No way like like like you think that you're asking, you know what let's play this out. Bobby will be mother bob Bobby, you're trying to get this guy your mother god. Why yeah part of your cult. What do you mean? So you you have a call you wanted to be a cult leader. So you are you walk up to him. He's just walking around So you hello, brother How's it shalom Aloha Aloha, um, can I say something? Yes. Look into my eyes What do you see?

I see I I see a hazel actually. Yeah, you know what I say. What do you see? Our bums our bums attached our asses Yeah, but not in a sexual way dude. Oh cosmic. Oh Oh jiggles. Mm. Yeah, and you get your little wimpy boy. Yeah your wimpy boy max hollow way See that now that That's a cult. That's a cult. That's a cult. That's a cult. Yeah, you're a little wimpo Yeah, that's what you say with your eyes stand character. Yeah character. Oh

You like vulcanowski better. Is that what you said before the podcast? And You said that before the I'm a big vulcanowski fan dancer. No, and I'll say that I'll say that right now. I'm not I'm actually not For the record, you guys know. Yeah, they know but by the way, I hate vulcanowski side note. Okay. I think he cheats I think Malcolm cheats the wrestling and all that Cheating the techniques. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if you're a stand to stand man to man with max hollow way He'll fucking let you on fire. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, I mean that max hollow way is the greatest striker

To ever do MMA 100% he's so exciting And I know you said that you like vulcanowski. I was just my argument is that no, I just think that Style is arrogance. What do you represent? I don't like it. Thank you by the way for getting a hold of max for us Yeah, yeah guarantees. Yeah guarantees is is I think it would be cool. I think when I called you You know, it's a joke and I really want you on the podcast. I just feel So sad that you didn't do it today. He couldn't he just got back from like my Kono's my Kono. I get it Oh grease really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. I think it was like his honeymoon. You got to give the guy a break Yeah, you don't like your feet

Oh, no, I do you do now. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, he just charges you can climb the fuck out of a tree. Look at those things Oh, yeah, what look at that mark? Yeah, but what about why is the nail so long to get into the fucking wood? Um grip. Oh grip. Yeah Traction. Yeah, because guys wear harness. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you ever going to move out of Hawaii? um Or you see yourself staying your career, right You're um, very well known in the Hawaiian islands, right? Um, your local celebrity, correct?

Um, do you ever see yourself branching out into a bigger platform? I would love to. Um, and Then back at home on kawaii me and my business partner just lease the warehouse so we can do like a lot more like Production like content and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah different sets. We just started a podcast as well. So oh cool Yeah, so this is cool. That's why I'm like I would love to be invited to kawaii to do your podcast guy 100% guy bro. Yes, and then I'd like to go to one of your lu house Let's do it. My family's actually they do they do them sometimes in their own in the back in their backyard I would love to do it. Yeah, we have to and um I would is that where the prince hotel is not prince. Um, say the the one that we you and I stayed in that's all the way

Um, no, we stayed in I think it's the saints. It's st. Regis. So they just changed. Yeah, but that's st. Regis is in Princeville It's in Princeville. Yeah, I think they call that like Hollywood though For sure But is that far from you? Can I stay there and go to you or no? You could I mean everything's maybe like 45 minutes So if I stayed there and went 45 minutes, I'll go see you. Yeah Yeah, on your side of town is there a nice hotel on my side of town um

Where the warehouse is kind of there's like The marion and stuff like that. That's now sonesta. So where you guys are probably going to stay is The same place, but now they just turned into the one hotel It's like, uh, are you guys familiar with one hotel hotels w o n or Just like e or what oh any Are you guys familiar? No one like the money w and no, okay No, not who hot not like, you know, yeah, yeah one. Oh, yeah, yeah, um like super luxurious. Okay. I just yeah It's super nice over there

You look koi. I look koi. It was so good Isn't that that's where you did the mermaid you were a mermaid there Isn't that where the portal is or some sort of energy vortex. So that's why there's a lot of this is what I want to talk about Okay, we want to talk about energy vortexes. Okay, because I've been totally and I feel like I am one you are one Yeah I'm an energy vortex. Yeah, but what you're saying, but what I've heard is that the Dalai Lama goes there. No, yes Okay, so let's talk about it. Okay. Is it a tree? What is it? So they're thinking from what I heard Um, is you know where their location is? Yes, the Dalai Lama came to kawaii and he said that

The Dalai Lama the Dalai Lama. Yeah, what did I say the Waili Lama? Oh Oh But um, so there's a mountain on the east side called Kalalea mountain and apparently that is the portal the entry point into this world or Something along the lines of that and then also the west end of the island Polehale. They believe um That's the uh, that massive beach where you can like camp at yes, but there's no road proper road to get there Yes, Polehale. Yeah, but the the vortex or this portal

Can you get there? um Hunters go hike that like go hunt up that mountain. I have never been near that mountain like I just drive right past Yeah, but I'm saying if there's if there how many vortexes are there in the planet earth is from the Dalai Lama's perspective I think Sedona has one there's seven or whatever. Okay. Wait. So so are these like Like so I'm just talking from like what I heard the Dalai Lama say, but is it like legit like real? That's what I'm asking you. You live by there. Oh, no, you said that there was one in Sedona. So I'm like I'm like seven of them one of them. Okay. I don't know who assigns energy vortices. Yeah, like

Um, no, I'm just saying you know where the energy vortex is. Yes I mean if I was living in LA and they said, oh, there's an energy vortex in Pasadena I think I would fucking go visit them. Yeah. Yeah, why wouldn't you visit it? I I mean I've been there on an excursion. We went to the base of the mountain did some cultural Um made some ulu mica some real human rolling stones, but do you know the exact spot is what I'm saying What do you want to do there? Bobby? I just want to see what happens if I'm I want to touch it Oh Oh, you can't touch it. I don't think you can

What what do you mean? What I mean? Just think about that. Well, what do you think would happen? What if it would have was one if it's a tree? Is it a tree? It's so it's two points in a mountain And that's the valley Apparently is the entry point. That's the energy vortex, right? So if I walk in what if I go in and I stick my hand in and my hand is in like A different dimension That's what I want to see. I see right and I would go all the way through wouldn't you or no? I would try Yeah, I try for sure. Yeah. Yeah, so you're saying I should go try but I would give it a try

I would run past it or run through it. Can I show you a picture of bobby? Um in on anini beach. Yeah What is Happening I went in the water and that's what happened to my legs. Wow energy vortex energy for see that's why This is you at anini beach You can keep swiping for more um shots of him as a mermaid on anini beach. Oh my gosh I got scared did I walked in I was waiting, you know, I mean and all of a sudden I came into the beach and my legs were fucking a fish Hey, remember that disney movie which one my little mermaids know the one that that the one that

He actually was splash that's that's the one. You know splash, but you don't know queen That's such a crazy How do you know splash and not no queen? Do you really don't know what the bad queen is? I really don't but splash He knows what that go he made in rhapsody. Watch the movie. It's really well done. Okay. Do you know who Elvis is? Yes, the king Yeah He used to say cocoa bombs on kawaii. Really? Yeah, I give a fuck Say, you know, I love it. No, well because he did a lot of white. Yeah. Yeah

Tell me tell me you've seen the south park episode of kawaii No, I haven't either so I'm telling you guys if you spend more time on kawaii, you're gonna watch this. Did you watch it? Brought off me. Yeah, the last question. I want to ask you is I want to talk about because I saw the Jeffrey Dahmer Show, did you see it? I haven't yet. Anybody see it. See it. Not yet. Not yet. No, I haven't I haven't you know He is um, yeah, we're actually just talking about it today classic I mean just no class like pioneer number one here. Let's not get the limit. Let's not get this wrong pioneer of

Of what he does. Oh, wow, right. Yeah, he's Hall of Famer. Mm-hmm for sure. Yeah. Oh, yeah, right um legend Oh Mount Rushmore Mount Rushmore. He liked Asian dudes, right? No, but that's what I don't like so I all that's being said right legend. Hall of Famer Really pioneer in terms of serial killing here. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Legendary. Legendary If there was a building he would be they would have a statue. Yeah, right. I'd be the first one

You know the cannibalism is one thing right murders one thing The racism I can't do it The race I draw the line at racism. I see that. I draw the line at racism. Wait. I have a question. We're all of his victims POC's what does that mean? Most of them were um person of color like a person of color Stop it a bunch of blacks. Yeah, right? Asians Filipino. Oh, he liked us. Yeah. Yeah, a couple more Filipino Thai there was a Thai guy, but they think of it this though. Okay. Oh, he was a racist for real. Yeah in wisconsin Right in the 90s, right? That's what happened in the 90s, right? How many Filipinos were in wisconsin for handful? He wiped out half the fucking Filipino population of wisconsin by eating two of them

Um, that's racism dude. That is racist think about it, dude But he he found them like sexually enticing before he killed them though Wait, so I don't know. I don't know. I think it's more of a control thing, right? Because he won at one point they don't show this in the in the show But at one point he had drilled a hole into somebody's head and tried to put acid in the brain So they can be like a Tamaton like uh, oh, is that the right word a tamaton?

I don't know what you're I don't know. It could be just a living thing without a thought What he thought he was gonna see he was gonna use like a sex doll like whoa It doesn't think but I could just fuck it and it's alive. You know what I mean? It obviously doesn't work. You don't that doesn't work. Yeah, once you drill the hole The body Yeah, yeah, cool. Yeah, um How horrifying would that be? Well, this is the question Zzzz

What are you doing? Yeah, stop yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my brain Hello. Hello. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the question is I'll just fuck you. That's what do I not do that I'll just fuck you. Yeah. Yeah, but no, he didn't want that. He could've fucked them Yeah, and he did didn't he did no like so he well he raped them, right? In the first movie in the first episode of the Dahmer series it's I'm telling you right now and Eric Griffin has this right the first 45 minutes of that fucking show is the most intense gruesome piece of fucking

television I've seen in my whole lifetime Jeffrey Dahmer going into a bar right he'd already done a bunch of guys is the last guy that he attempted well invites a guy in he volunteers to go to his house to take some photos and to drink and party right and on Jeffrey Dahmer's bed there's a mattress filled with blood what like you would think that you would clean that up right it's just and the guy looks at it and he's like what the fuck is going on here and I don't want to give away the show but it's like the guy would obviously if you had a nice place he would have fucked you wait so it goes it works backwards

than the show yeah it does I see yeah yeah um yeah um Richard Jenkins Jenkins Jenkins plays Jeffrey Dahmer's dad oh such a good and there's a scene in there in the first episode where the cops are interrogating him and it the way they do it just the silence and the way he plays it Richard Jenkins is so good it's such a great I've seen that scene 10 times in a row but anyway he's a racist I'm not for it that's that was it I draw I draw the line I draw the line I draw the line yeah I see you know me so it's like if there was a like a serial killer museum and there was a Jeffrey Dahmer exhibit yes I'd go right to the

edgain pass it yeah I go right to I wouldn't even lie I would just go right to read I mean I've had enough yeah yeah how could you do edgain is no okay well another serial killer well probably or a master or the master oh yeah what makes him the master do you think why is he like the Mount Rushmore of serial killers I think edgain because it's because um Buffalo Bill from silence little lambs was based on him right um great movie mm-hmm you know um not a comedy okay not splash yeah not splash um not about lambs either yes not about lambs but so that's number one number two he was the first person to use body

parts you know how hunter some hunters you know me will hunt a deer and they'll use every aspect of the deer like I'm gonna use the hooves as a necklace I don't know why you have to I think it pays respect to the animal yeah edgain did that with that with humans and that's what I paid respect to the very like Asian ethics yeah he made lampshade we out of the skin of women he made what lampshade lampshade lampshade lampshade stop it what if you can't stop it happen yeah yeah I mean just think of that process though yeah it's crazy it's pretty artistic it's pretty artistic yeah yeah the like if you were if you were

at edgain's house right and they go it's really dark in here and edgain goes let me turn on Sabrina I mean my lampshade yeah I mean my lamp yeah imagine if you got custom orders like what's the turn on like we're so like appalled by that right that he used like a woman's skin as a lampshade like but think about what other animals must think of us because like my marine biology professor he used to use like a whale penis as like the mixer for his like punch at the party oh okay and he'd be like oh that's just a whale dick you know it's like we're kind of like edgain's ourselves what whale digs are like a bone it's a

bone like you guys like you guys don't have actual bones in there but whales have real bones yeah what a fucking assentive what a cheater it's cheating it's cheating it's really big f-wales we lose blood baby wait wait a second do you guys wish do you guys wish you had actual like bone protrusions holding up your dicks no no yes you can break your penis but you but imagine the type of cuff that like true like protection you can get like I'd run into a fight just legs open right actual sword fighting yeah try try kick this yeah your shit might feel something yeah I would do like a rhino thick husk thing whoa like a rhino horn thing oh you to cover it yeah I'm just

saying armor what's that like a warrior armor like other brands would you know Nike would get into it I mean but I would have mine under armor I've led the LeBron James yeah yeah it would be color nice colors yeah yeah what do you think I think it's a it's a hazard I think you would work with it so exactly like for instance like if you broke your dick you would just put a cast over it yes exactly swing around your neck trying to like be on crutches but I mean so you be on like in a wheelchair wait if you broke your dick yeah if you broke your dick you'd have a slinger you're not breaking your legs breaking the dick no

but but imagine that thing but the weight of the cast yeah my bone would be this big and have the size of a toothpick that right so if this broke I just put a little band-aid around it something you know I mean that's a small rubber bands that you know I mean just some aloe rubber bands yeah I don't do the job see yeah your dick would probably be a little bigger than that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so I might have to do a cast but it would be the one you can get it like ace or how would you break it soccer you wouldn't put a fucking no the cup wait do you play soccer no yeah yeah why soccer okay

that's fine because in you know like so they were the shin split the shin yeah if that came full blast oh yeah but then then MMA or Jiu-Jitsu could not be a sport because they'd be like it'd be like a knife piercing well is it a rat I mean it's like it's basically stays erect when you're saying you're saying away you're saying a whale dick is constantly a rat it isn't flop it never he's just swimming through the ocean like you think that there's a bone but it kind of goes in and out like ink and an ink like this yeah it has like it like retracts back like blinds yeah imagine a whale in the ocean the

dolphins going covering their ass the one the way they get beached they get anchored out real fucking predators out there did you not see the woman right here on Kaimana Beach get attacked by a monk seal brah for real for real what for real what real about it I don't fuck sisters yeah sister so I dress up as a monk seal I should have brought it but yeah um so sister is in disregarded all the signs all the ropes the monk seal had a pop named Rocky right that's what they Balboa you know what I mean yeah that's what the name of the pop was and so she

was super territorial but auntie was out treading water and the monks who started swimming towards her everyone from the hotel to the beach shoreline was like get out of the water like swim this way you'll do their motherfucking ass I don't swear I'm so sorry I don't swear like they bit her ass bit her face I'm pretty sure so the some the monk thing is deceiving they're not monks no definitely yeah yeah wow interesting yeah I bit her ass it took her like is she like yeah couple times wait wait you don't swear why because of God oh no I just don't normally swear like on camera you know see there's certain words you won't say

I mean I'll say whatever I'm gonna say some words and maybe we can say them together oh you do you want to know I'm an inactive Mormon so I can oh you can yeah I cannot but if I said bad things yeah like cunt mm-hmm how does that feel to you feels really good actually because I get to like express it through you right right wait hang on so what how did that whole monk seal thing and yeah she died did she die no she just got brought into the hospital yeah and then and then she was supposed to get fined and then she didn't they dropped it so I mean you know what I hope because that thing bit it when it bit it pulled it really did yeah oh really it bit the

shit out of her I'm more interested in the Mormonism now in your island there's Mormonism's big oh pretty huge yeah BYU here there's a BYU here wow yeah like yeah 11 years old they really oh it's we weren't you Jehovah witness momentarily baptized Mormon you were baptized Mormon he was yeah are you still active no oh I just gotta ask why just okay same for me like 12 what was that like though growing up like when when were you back how old were you when you were baptized Mormon your mom I don't know what age is 11 12 yeah yeah yeah no my cousin Paul and his dad was a Mormon and he made us he pick us up to Mormon church every Sunday

and we and eventually I got baptized and then I remember being in that water going I don't know what this is I don't even know what the fuck I don't want to do this yeah and I remember crying to my parents one night going please don't make me go and then I start doing crystal meth and then that kind of what listen if you're a kid and you don't want to do Mormonism or any religion start just doing crystal man get your parents out because that just it's it yeah they start the worry you I mean it shifts into like oh he's gonna die yeah I mean so yeah just do what I did I like it works yeah so not even marijuana just straight

no I want straight man yeah yeah wait I think we should end this episode with you teaching Bobby pigeon classic pigeon lines okay go ahead okay yeah so you try not talk to or pick up on girls like oh yeah yeah yeah that's a good one you got to pick up on girls babe okay go ahead so give me a line sup honey girl like go beach and you know right in the back of my truck a lot a lot oh shoot just your two lines sup honey girl what sup honey girl sup honey girl girl honey girl say girl why you gonna say it again son you made it Asian yeah not sure sup honey girl sup honey girl sup honey girl pretty good yeah give me a

second line sup honey girl what sup honey girl sup honey girl like jumping my Tacoma sup honey girl jumping my Tacoma and right Sam and right son and ride what right Sam Sam why are you making everything so I'm not making Korean Tacoma right this time sup honey girl sup honey girl sup honey girl ride a battle ride on my Tacoma all right sand that feel better that yeah yeah that that doesn't work station guy yeah okay but sup honey girl yeah or or jumping my Tacoma right right son yeah yeah give me another one so let's say you calling out somebody when one brought a outside DMB is you like fight yeah

yeah fuck up a fuck up fuck up a fuck up a fuck up a fuck up what you looking at what you look that's the English what you looking at okay what a fuck up what you looking at you don't problem yeah no problem let's bang let's bang oh wow how do you turn everything just so like it's in deep immigrant Korean anyone listening to anyone listening no that I'm not doing it that way let's bang it's just let's bang let's bang yeah yeah let's bang but but earlier you were the little bang that's bang yeah a focal let's bang some more wine I'm trying to do a wine I feel like it's almost mafia Italian restaurant a vocal a vocal

yeah let's bang yeah that's more Hispanic yeah that's real it's not real raiders yeah you're right you're right yeah anyway do you have social media you want to plug yeah guys how's this guy on that more pigeon how's this guy yeah okay how's this guy on Instagram Instagram YouTube funny kid we loved him that was a really fun episode dude thank you brother thank you that was really fun you're great I love it and I would like to go to your island and I would love to do your podcast as well yes okay yes oh check that out how's this how's this take it a model hey guy I mean jump in my to come up let's bang the right

son right son samurai Jack I love that show bye bye guys give it up for a Xavier Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Barely ad-free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today, or you can listen ad-free with Wondri Plus in Apple Podcasts. Before you go, tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at wondri.com slash survey.