TigerBelly - Ep 376: Logan Paul vs The Eggroll

Episode Date: November 30, 2022

Logan fights Joe Rogan. Bobby cums all over town. Khalyla loves a long nose. We talk WWE, the #1 Asian podcast, Bobby's eggroll, Logan's juice drink, and we address the George Impulsive walkout.  This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to betterhelp.com/belly for our special offer. No waiting rooms. No traffic. No endless searching for the right therapist. betterhelp.com/belly  This episode is sponsored by Ridge Wallet. Check them out here: https://ridge.com/belly  Get the best offer at https://ridge.com/belly  and right now you can save up to 40% through December 22nd!   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus Dude, this is this is a real problem going on right now. I just It's my shorts Of course you do But I think you purposely did that Okay, so you can't know you came in like you know, I'm gonna wear these shorts smell. Yeah, you smelled so good You fucking you know you smell so good. I was I was worried I overdid it to be honest I did three sprays usually do two. Why'd you do three for you, Bobby?

Really? Yeah, I did no sprays for you last time. I know I know George George really got the yeah Well, no, we'll get into it. We'll get into it. There's a lot. There's a lot. I'm so happy to be here We're not gonna have a started yet. Bullshit. No, that's not how we start. Okay. We don't that's how don't we fucking start Okay, good, right. You I do a little introduction, right? I say your name, right? And then we start okay, okay But we have to comment on your smell. It's very like Egyptian almost yeah, right like he's a prince. Yeah in a desert land sultan. It's like a sultan. Wow, right? He's got big dick energy. Look at him. I mean, that's what I'm gonna ask you something Yeah deflection. No, I love it. Do you think that's true about my big dick energy?

I'm asking you if it's not the authority on big dicks, but I am the authority on small dicks No, and he does not have one No, no, fuck you Logan fuck you dude. Wow, dude, right? Don't look at me. Why because I we work together That's the extent of my knowledge. I know of her and you right as she's talking about being a little dick expert Bobby He's sitting right there like I know I'll say that dudes usually with small pecs have bigger dicks. Oh How big your pecs dude big bulging pecs tend to have smaller dick a correlation. I've never heard before yeah Yeah, yeah, what are your pecs? I'm not asking. I'm not asking about the size of my penis

Don't mistake this question energy the energy Um, yeah, thank you. Thank you. You don't think I'm a little bit of a dweeb like I walked in with a Rubik's Cube in Two-prime that you're trying to offset She's analyzing you dude. Yeah, you're like look at me. I'm all nerdy, but then I don't have a hammer, you know Who wants a hammer $25,000 right now that you have a bigger dick than me. I guess we'll have to show it on camera He's my George dude, and I'll tell you this right. He's not gonna walk out. I'll never walk out man

So, let's let's start this thing do this. I'll see you're there You you Welcome Ladies and gentlemen to another episode of the number one Asian podcast on Planet Earth, right? We Google it yesterday BuzzFeed said we're number one on planet Earth. Joe Coy was like 11th. Yeah. Right. We were number one on that list and we were not another number one.

But if you Google it, we don't show up on any other fucking list except for the BuzzFeed one. The rest of them are like, you know what I mean? Who are they? Gooks on patrol with Shin Zhang and Chang Chang. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We don't do that. Number one in Singapore too. We're number one in Singapore. That's great. Island nation. We love it. OK, so we have we're the number one Asian podcast on planet Earth. Right. We've got her.

Him right, Andreas, who's like never he never comes here. He's not. He does bad friends. What are your pronouns? Yeah. What are your pronouns, dude? He's Spanish, so he doesn't know. He him them. Yeah. I don't know what you said. I don't know what you said. Why don't you put up another one?

Put up another one. I'm so sorry. He's a foreigner. Him him time. I don't even know what that means. I don't want to talk so much. You don't talk so much, right? We got this guy, dude, this dude is never. But he doesn't even know where he is right now. He thinks that he's at an Applebee's working two shifts. High times. He's always high.

This guy's always high. Are you high right now? He's just Asian. They don't do that to me. But look at him, though, because he honestly, if you saw him at a fucking rave, would you think he was high or not? 100% He is 100%. Also, I don't believe you.

Yeah, be fucking honest. I don't believe. Be honest. Are you high or not? Be honest. Don't right now. You didn't take anything today. Did you last night? Okay. Okay. Residual. Residual high.

We got flat face right there. He's a flat-faced Filipino. What's up? So can I ask you, though, what makes this an Asian podcast? Is it you three? Yeah. Well, he's Asian. I'm Asian. She's Asian. You are?

She's Asian. What did you think she was? Yeah, what did you think she was? I was surprised. I would not have said Asian. What would you have said? Some sort of European Greek. Oh.

Whoa. That's nice. Can you break it down for me? I need to understand. I Filipino. 50%? I Filipino. Yeah. My dad is French.

Do you speak any... I was born and raised there. So I speak this language called Visaya. Oh, so excuse me. You guys really are the number one Asian podcast. Yeah. You think I'm claiming it because I'm the only Asian guy on it? Well, when he first said it, I did have a look around.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He guaranteed, right? Guaranteed Asian. 100%. What about him? Definitely. And by the way, I would have guessed Filipino.

Let's go, baby. Yeah. You're the outlier. Yeah, yeah. And then I don't know... No, he's the outlier. Who's that guy? He never comes here, though.

He made him. He made him. He made him. He made him. He said he's a fucking visitor. Anyway, I did his podcast. So good. It was a success.

Great success. Right? He's a wrestler on the WWE. Yeah. He has a famous brother, but I think you're more famous. Really? I think so. I mean, I don't know him at all.

And I don't ever want to know him. Wow. You know what I mean? I don't ever want to meet him. Why? Because I'm on your team. You got your fix of the Paul Brothers. No, it's not a fix.

It's just that I know where my allegiance is. But we're... I know you're your brother. And I have a brother, too. And we love each other. My point is this, though. But even if there was a war, I had to be able to figure out who I'm siding. You're right.

Right? And you for forever. Thanks, Bob. Right? Logan Paul. Give him a round of applause. Logan Paul. Do you guys ever have any sibling rivalry?

Yeah, we did. Trouble with that word? It's a hard word. It's a hard word. That double R is. A double R? Yeah. I mean, what is it?

You guys fought before? Yeah. Oh, yeah. About what? I faced once when we were young. Oh. I stole my glasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I had glasses because I'm a nerd. And when we were adults, you know, it's actually, it's nasty. We got in a big feud online. Like, there was a girl. Oh, it's always about a girl. Yeah. There was a girl. That you both liked?

Yeah. Yeah. And this wasn't like a fabricated thing. You genuine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Can I say one last thing before you even say anything else? All right. I want to tell my audience right now.

This guy's a man of his word because I did his right. And I, because I, I contacted him because I, we needed him on ours. But you go, I'm only in town for a minute, but can you do mine? And I promise I'll do yours. Usually when people say that, they never do it. I wasn't planning on doing it. Are we here? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So when I got the message, you know what I mean? On Instagram, we have each other's number now, but on Instagram, I go, and you said, do mine now and I'll do yours later. You weren't intending to do it. Why? Why? Complete fabrication.

What? So what, what changed your mind? I'm just kidding. Are you? No, no, no. If you remember correctly, I reached out to come on your podcast. Initially. Two years ago.

Yeah. Like, by the way, that's unlike me. I'm not saying I'm hot shit. I'm saying I know my behavior and I don't think I've ever, ever requested to come on someone's podcast. So I don't know what I saw. Tiger belly. Yeah.

That made me want to reach out and sit in the sea. Right. But it must have been something incredible. You guys have a great program. Well, I'll tell you this. I think what, I think what it is, is I don't want to, but I think that you're a man of the people. Number two.

What does that mean? You'll see when I'm done. All right. Number two, you don't have a racist bone in your body. Oh. And you want, listen, you want to immerse yourself in different kind of culture. Okay. And people.

Okay. I mean, you don't care that I'm shaped the way I'm shaped. You don't care to have a little yellow dick. Right. She says it's not little. I know. Those don'ts won't work anymore. Which, which is astonishing.

It's astonishing. Your cover's blown and you can't make little dick jokes anymore. Thank you. Dude, my dick is pure. I believe that. No, my dick is magic. I believe that too. My dick is like, it's small.

It's average, but it's not small. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do, don't do, whatever you're doing, don't do that. It's pure. It's pure. Is it pure? It's.

What does it taste like? Honestly, there was a time where it did for a couple of years there. It did not taste that great. Years, Bobby. Years. Wait, wait, wait. What does it taste like? Years.

It tasted. Fiji water. No. That's what I, that's what girls have told me. Fiji water. What? Yeah. You know, look at me in the eye right now.

I'm not going to say it, but you know exactly why it tasted that way for years. What, like shit? Not, not shit. What? But something similar to a foot. Okay. That's not true. That's not fucking true.

And I'm tired of your fucking lies. She's saying this makes no fucking logical sense. She's saying, I have foot fungi. Okay. Well, it sounds like you got dick fungi. No. It's the math, dude. I had a foot fungi, right?

My left foot smelled ridiculous. She's claiming that it ventured up to my dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my dick smells like my foot. You got jumping fungus, dude. Yeah. Jumping fungus. Wait, I'd like to, I'd like to.

That's a good video game. 80s video game jumping fungus. You may, you may want to prepare yourself to cut this out, but I'm going to defend myself real quick. I can already, I already know what you're going to say. Exactly. The truth? Oh yeah.

Say it and cut it out, Bobby. You should just bleep it. This dirty motherfucker admitted. All right, cut, cut it out. That stays in. Can you play a 30 second sensor beep? I don't know why I'm not shocked. So you really are what you eat, huh?

Can you cut in there? Can you cut in there? Yeah, you can cut in there. You are what you want. So you guys missed something great. I don't want to talk, I don't want to talk about my penis. I don't want to talk about my penis anymore, but I want to say this. All right.

That it is nice. Women like it. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And it's pure. And that's all I want to say. That's great.

No complaints. Never have had. And it's medium, right? Medium. Medium. This is the dynamic I wanted to see, by the way. What? Just you two.

I find it fascinating that you had been in a relationship and you, you, you pretend like everything civil in a professional setting, but let's be honest with you. There's a little something going on. Is it like resentment? Is it? Well, I never noticed that. Maybe the envy. What is that?

Yeah. There is something going on right there. Yeah. Stop saying. Stop saying. Stop saying. Stop saying. No.

No, that stays in. Please. Yeah. Yeah. It's what the people want, Bobby. No, no, no. They don't want. We don't want that.

That's the hate in my heart. It's actually coming from my pussy. That's what it is. Yeah. We're not talking about your pussy anymore in my dick. All right. Because they've done it. Right.

They've met. Right. And they're friends. They're fucking friends. Are they cordial? No. I mean, they're the hands like politicians. Yeah.

Politician. See that welcome back to the country or our country. You know what I mean? Dude, dude, something about you, Bobby, just makes everyone want to talk about the generals. I know. I know. Let's stop for a second. Right.

The generals anymore because it's like it's older. Right. It's it works and it's it's likable, very likable. Right. Also for 51. My God. Does it work? It works so good.

You're not 51. Yeah, dude. You're not 51. I'm 51. Bullshit. Yeah. How old are you? No, I am 51 years old.

Fire. No. I'm 27. And yeah. Oh, I fucked the fuck. Look at this guy. Hold up. How old are you today?

What? You're 38. You're 38. Dude. I look good, huh? Incredible. Right. So my point is that you're in your youthful too.

Your energy is young. Can I tell you what the key is? No stress. Be free. It's freedom, dude. Freedom keeps you young. You know what I mean? You don't have stress.

Sometimes I do have stress, but it's like not. Debilit. Debilit. Debilitating. What'd you say? Hard word. It is, right? Do you ever feel like so stressed?

Are you ever just like, I want to fuck all of this. I want to move to like rural somewhere on like a quiet farm. You have a problem with your Rs in general, huh? Yeah. Rural. Baby, you're very Asian right now. I was because I'm Asian. No, but you're not.

You don't usually fuck up your Rs. Am I drunk? I don't know. I got drunk. He lives in Puerto Rico. We have someone like you on our show. His name is George. Yeah.

He also has trouble with English. It's because he doesn't wear his headphones, I think. Like you. Oh, that's true. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp Therapy Online. You guys, we've talked about BetterHelp before. We use it here. Everyone here in this room.

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Are you ever like, I want to just like fuck all of this and move to a quiet place? You know, it's a great question. Honestly, I don't think so. I think I got blessed with a really resilient and positive mind. Like I think especially in LA

and in 2022 now, the generation that is forming, the stigma around mental health is slowly disappearing. So people are more willing and enthusiastic to talk about their stress, their depression, their anxiety. And I think it has a bit of a, I think it has permeated the culture in like a good way

because people are more open with themselves and others, which is the most important thing. Like you got to be okay to talk about what you're going through. And I'm fortunate to say that I, I don't know, life's good. I don't have those demons, you know? So nah, if I am stressed,

just like attack, lean in. I'm a fighter like at heart. Like I don't know, like figure it out, figure it out. Figure it the fuck out. Did you lost, did you lose your last WWE fight? I did, dude. Yeah. So I don't know if you attacked that good.

I mean, you're talking about I attack, I attack, I attack. I don't know about that moment. Yeah, it wasn't an attack. You know, you had a bad day. You had a bad day. I had a bad day. I read some articles. You know, I blew out my knee.

Doing that? Yeah. During the fight? You were flying, dude. Yeah, yeah, dude, dude. My knee's fucked right now. But you was fine before? Can you see the grease on it?

I see the grease. CBD cream. I thought that was like sexual cream. You could use it for that. No, to insensuate your legs. That's why you put your, but that's for your... You could use it for both, for both. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you get hurt? I'm sorry. I got a booboo. I'm sorry, buddy. I had to cancel the fight. Oh, I'm sorry. So my attack on you just now, did that hurt you? No, no, you know why?

Because I left it all out there. I know you did. I read all the articles. Did you see, though? I didn't see it, no. I saw it. You did? You did?

Yeah. Highlights? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Was it good? Crazy. It really was. Bobby was going for it.

You were fine, dude. Thank you. I would love to actually be there the next time you fight. Good news for you. Is there a storyline where he comes with you? No chance. Why, why, why? Why, why?

I'm a good corner man. What's your name? What? What's your resume? You got to get a character. Dougie Magoldo. Dougie Magoldo. Korean guy.

Dougie Magoldo. Dougie Magoldo. I just beat that up. That did not come out good. I'm Dougie Magoldo from Boston. I'm from Boston. You know what I mean? I'm Dougie Magoldo.

I like it. Right? Dude, WrestleMania. They can't. WrestleMania next year. Yeah. In LA. And you don't know my birthday.

Right. April 1st. You know what I'm going to do, dude? I'm going to dreadlocks my hair. I think you're Asian. I think maybe it's okay. Yeah. Right.

I'll do a Rastafarian dreadlock. You'll get hit for cultural appropriation. Yeah. I don't want to do that. No, but I think, I think you might have a pass. With your name. Yeah. Because it's like the Cholo culture in Japan.

They almost get a pass. Yeah. Um, so maybe. I'll do a Cholo thing. Oh. Oh yeah. Goal change. Oh yeah.

Right. But I'm Dougie Magoldo. But he has a real background. From Boston. I'm from Boston. Cholo Boston. Yeah. But he really could be a good corner man because you have a background in wrestling.

I do have a, I have a background in wrestling. Shut up. Yeah. I was on the wrestling team in high school. Were you good? I feel like you were okay. Well, my, my seat. Why would you say that?

Why did you say that? You seem stout. Dude, you seem stable. Dude, ask coach Branstetter. Right. I was very good. Especially on the bottom. You could stand up and escape.

No, no, no. I did this thing called the egg roll. I know the egg roll. Shut the front door. Yeah. No way. There you go, dude. No way, Bobby.

That was me, dude. Hold on, dude. That could be anyone. No. No, no, no, no. That's fucking me, dude. That doesn't even look like you. Go to the high school yearbook of Poway High School.

You can Google it. Hey, by the way, those wrestling photos were the most awkward to take. No. Yeah, they were. How are you supposed to look badass in a wrestling stance? You think they're so stupid? I don't know. But look at that.

That was me. Right. I was good at the bottom. Okay. And I did this thing called the egg roll. You know the egg roll? It's called the Granby roll. The Granby roll.

Right. Right. Right. Right. You made it. You made it. Everyone in town made it. Oh, they all called it.

Yeah. Yeah. They go, he's doing the egg roll. Oh, maybe I should have called them out for racism. You could have. What is it called again? It's called the Granby roll. Yeah.

I should have said Granby. When they go egg roll, I go, it's Granby. No chink. It's egg roll. You just fucked me. Right. Right. Wow.

It's a good move. And I would grab their, so if they had me on your right, I could grab this and I would flip this arm back and I was able to fucking get the reversal. All right. You're on my team. Are you being real? It's official. You got to do it.

I have to pitch it to WWE. That'd be amazing. Yeah. But like I could use a, I could use a, I could use a corner man. I could use a cut man. What do you have? I don't know about the cut man thing. Why?

Why? You just don't have a hospitable bone. Not caretaker. Yeah. His fingers. Barely has a possible thumbs. What do you mean? Let me see.

Show me your thumbs. What's wrong with those thumbs? Yeah. What's wrong with my thumbs? They're like bitten into. Yeah. People bite their, they're bitten into. Yeah.

People bite their, by what? Nervous people bite their fucking fingers. Like you're missing half of it. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. Doesn't look like it from here. Thank you so much, dude.

And I appreciate that. She's just fucking, it's that same thing, that rage attack. Rage attack. It's coming out of you. The cauldron. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You didn't have it. We'll keep some of it in. We'll keep some of it. I did a call back, but my point is, this is all right. I'm so confused. When you get into a relationship with someone new, the person isn't perturbed by the fact that you're still on a podcast with your ex. I'm not there yet.

I'm not with it. Sounded like he wasn't either, but surely y'all are both going to get there. Yeah. Probably. And it's going to be a thing. Love it. But I mean, like that's, if I meet somebody, I'm going to be like, yo, like my ex is one of my best friends.

So just deal with it. Don't date me. They should also meet him. Yeah. So he is like this. So they don't feel threatened. Yeah. Well, I've been on dates as well.

And I tell them upfront that I'm doing a podcast with my ex-girlfriend. That fucking juice, man. What is that? It's not juice. Tell me what the juice is, man. It's not juice. So what's your juice? What is it?

It's hydration beverage. Prime. It's not juice. I know, but I do it. I don't like your attitude. So what you're saying is that your brand. Yeah. I'm surprised you didn't know this because you said how much you like KSI.

I love KSI. Well, apparently not enough to know. I don't know what his brands are. I don't know what lotion he uses or whatever. I think love kind of implies knowing what someone's brands are. That motherfucker lives in England, right? Number two, right? He's never called me after the movie.

Oh, what an asshole. We did a movie together. He's never called me. I don't even know if I have his number. What's his name? What's his name? No. What's his real name?

KSI? J.J., but... Would I have it? KSI. No shot. Nothing. Yeah. I don't even have his number.

No. Juice. All right. So what's so great about it? We partnered together. What's so great about it? Well... Do you have one for him to try?

I do. So A. Yeah. Taste it. Is that... That's answer A. Okay. Is this brand new?

Brand new. Okay. Good. And so, listen, blue raspberry. Yeah. Naturally flavored. Hydration drink. Now, if I...

It's hydration beverage. There's 10% coconut water. 850 milligrams of electrolytes. 250 milligrams BCAAs. All...or the bottles made from all recycled plastic. Yeah. 20 calories. 2 grams of sugar.

It's a hydration beverage. It's a Gatorade competitor, but... Right. But better than Gatorade. Much better and better for you. Yeah. Better tasting, better for you. That was our mission.

Take a sip, Kalyla. He's served. Bro, this is so fucking good. I'd taste the coconut a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. It's more flavorful. Yeah, it's perfect.

It's perfect. It's everyone prime. Thank you, Rob. KSI. Logan Paul. Can I call you Bob? Yeah. You know what?

I'll be honest with you, dude. No one calls me that. But you can do it. You know why? You and I, bro, when I did your podcast, it's not sexual. I need to throw that out there right now, right? But we locked eyes, bro. Something happened.

Something goes on. Yeah. What was it? What do you think it was? As soon as you started talking, we started laughing. We didn't even really even introduce ourselves, really. And it was like our eyes met and locked in. Did your butthole vibrate?

Little. Me too. You know what I think it is? Just a little. What is it? You know, like, have you seen The Lion King? Fuck yeah, dude. It was like, nope.

I haven't. I haven't. But for this bit, yeah. You know, like... Simba? Simba. Yeah. And that one...

You don't know. No, it's a hog. What's that? Pumba. Pumba. Pumba. Pumba? What's Simba and Pumba?

Are they friends? They're friends. Okay, good. I think... I feel like that's you and I. Who's... Who am I? You're the old hog.

And I'm the young lion. Wouldn't it be more like Timon and Pumba? Which one's Timon? That's Timon and Pumba. These are the better. Pumba. Timon. No, I'm Pumba.

I'd rather be Pumba. I think you're Pumba. Yeah, I think I'm Pumba, dude. Look at that. Look at Pumba, dude. Medium dick energy. Yeah. That guy looks like he has some no dick.

Fucking... In Spanish is that guy, right? We're homies, Bobby. We're you and I are homies. Yeah. And that's exactly what it is. And you know, what I love about our thing is we're so opposite. It's good.

It's a good duo. I like that. There's a good duo. If I was like a tall six foot two white dude with like blonde hair, I'd like... I'd immediately resent you. You would resent me. Bro, when that type of guy walks in... This is odd.

When like another like tall, good looking alpha male walks in a room. Right. I start sitting a little straighter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I don't know what it is. Like I... Yeah. I think it's because I'm young and I like, I don't know.

I just... If there's another alpha in the room, I get all like... I saw that. A posture. No, but you didn't... I didn't see that. I saw you slump down and like... When you saw me, you slumped down.

All your fucking guard was down. I was sitting up straight till he muttered, he, he, hand were there. He, he have that. He, he have that. You don't talk anymore because you make people uncomfortable. He, he, hand. Wait, so... Yeah, yeah.

What happened with George? Yeah, this is what I want to get to the bottom line. So, I want to say something. Number one, he hasn't reached out to me. Number two. I told him to. I told him to. He didn't.

Number two. He said he sees you all the time. Your fans online have said, I can't be a fan of yours, me, until you make it right with George. That's number two. I got a lot of flak from it. Right? And number three, I want to tell you something, right?

I found it to be, number one, I don't even know what the fuck I did, and number two, why did he leave? It was my fault. Why? Because I played into, not played into, I pointed out that he was no longer paying attention because we shut down some of his vulnerable, vulnerable moments in the podcast. Bobby. Bobby, it was his fault.

Bobby, you were right. You were right. And don't let my audience get to you, bro. They can be, they can be. I understand. Specific sometimes. I understand. And they love their Georgie.

But you can't, you can't get, you don't give a fuck, bro. I do. No, you don't. Is he like the softy of the show? Yes. But that's why he's on the show. That's why he's on the show. You don't know that.

You don't know that. That's why he's there. Mike is that alpha that I hate. I hate Mike. Right. But I need someone on the podcast that everyone likes. But he's ugly. Mike's so ugly.

He's ugly as fuck. But compared to you, he's ugly. No, I just think he's baseline ugly. No, he has. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No, he has a, like a circus seat, like the, the pinheads back in the fifties. In the circus.

Yes. Yes. Yes. No, no, no, no. So I asked Mike actually yesterday what he would rate himself on a scale of one to 10. Yeah. He said seven.

There's no way. Well, cause he's tall. He's six, three. That helps. And you know what? Yeah. He's hilarious. He's very funny guy.

Yeah. So like, man, like great personality. Do it. He loves hamburgers. Loves hamburgers. He loves hamburgers. We loved that you loved hamburgers. I love hamburgers as well.

Have you been to... But he still has a big old beard. Yeah. No, no, no. Look, here's what happened. George got vulnerable. Bobby said his monologue was too long. It was too long.

It was too long. I thought it was funny. He was in jest. And you're with the comedian. You got to be willing to go from A to B to C. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Look, there he is right there.

To the guy with the eyebrows. And George is the guy on the left. So some about this picture, all of our noses look just massive. Like, I don't know what about this picture that we could all use a rhinoplasty. Yeah. Those noses are fucking unusual, huh? What's going on? Wait, but big noses are all the rage with women right now.

I think that there's like just a whole movement of women like just specifically wanting big noses and men. Was that the follow up to the dad bod? I think so. Which Mike also has, by the way. He's got a dad body. He has a big nose. I'm telling you, he's desirable, dude.

Wow. Why? He's just a shit, man. Why? Why? Why? He's got so much confidence and he doesn't give a fuck about anything. Right.

He doesn't give a fuck. But he kind of does, but not really. He's great. He's a great co-host. And so is George. And again, he is the sensitive one. And we've upset him. But Bobby, he apologized.

No, no, no, no, no. Fuck you, man. Let me say something. Okay. I love you. Sorry for attacking. You can always attack. I'm going to.

Fuck you. I'm not going to stop. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid, right? Put that down, nerd. What do you have fucking? What is that? It's a Rubik's cube.

I know. I know what it is, but like OCD or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, good. That's your thing? I learned it two days ago. Oh, really?

Okay. Very good. You matched it. Okay. Can I get to my point? My point is what he did was unprofessional. Yeah. I was a guest.

Yeah. He walked out on a guest. Yeah. If this guy right here walked out on a guest, he would be reprimanded. Hell. Two month suspension. Oh, whoa. Walking out on a guest, I would feel so much shame.

Yeah. Yeah. What's this? Just showing the audience. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know.

George has been under tremendous amount of abuse. No, no, no, no. No, stop. George, I want you over here with me. George, I want you over here. Chase him down. I have a question for you. You find him.

George. No, go get him. Go get him. I said. Wait, can we keep playing just for one second? Yeah, yeah. We're going to have to deal with the fallout of this episode. Because I take two fucking months.

I swear to God, Bobby Lee, you fucking pissed off my co-host. He's probably crying in the driver. Oh, Mike was, yeah. You know, the Beatles could have lost Ringo. That's good. That's good. Funny joke. That's a funny joke.

It was hilarious. Yeah. It was so fucking funny. Yeah. You're so funny. If you walked out, if you had walked out, right, it would have been like, oh, it's over. Right. If you had walked out, right, but him walking out was just kind of like, let's keep going.

We didn't stop. We did another 20 minutes, right? And he actually went home. That was the thing that was kind of actually a big deal. I thought it was a bit. No, it wasn't a bit. Ubered out. We chased him after that.

Like seconds later, we left. He never came back. Never. Let me tell you something. Yeah. He apologized on the episode of Impulse of That's Coming Out Tomorrow. He was, he was, he was. That's interesting.

He was regretting. Never really apologized to me though. That's interesting. Which shocks me because I told him to reach out. I said, you should reach out to Bobby. Can you give me his number? Can we FaceTime? I can give you, I can.

Can you give me his number? You want to settle this right now? Yeah, I'm going to call him right now. No, I'll FaceTime him. Okay. And then hand it over. What are you expecting? Apology.

No, we'll figure it out. But it's just like a, like a double knockout. Just like both apologized at the same time. I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything wrong. He was just making. I'm not apologizing for something I didn't do right. He was just doing his job.

Yeah. Yeah. But I'll make it right. There we go. Okay. I'll make it right. I like that. Yeah.

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Hi. How are you? I want to, let's talk for a second. Are you driving? Okay. No, I'm not driving. Okay. I want to apologize for my behavior on your podcast.

I feel like I was a little... Bobby Lee, you shut your mouth. I'm apologizing to you. I left you. You were our guest and I left you, Bobby. This is good. I will forever regret that for the rest of my fucking life. There's not a day where I will lay my head on that pillow and not know that I disappointed

a prince that does stand up like you. Do you have any idea how ashamed of myself I am? Wow. Wow. Oh my God. Well, I'm going to... I'm so sorry. Thank you.

Thank you for saying that. But I want to pull back my apology then. Because I too, because I literally did not feel sorry. Pulled out. I pulled out of the apology. I don't feel sorry. But I will accept yours, right? And hopefully, you know, when I come back to your podcast, we can make it right.

Absolutely. Can I ask you a question though? Why did you do that? Because Logan was gaslighting and he's an asshole. Exactly. Exactly. I told you it was my fault. I told you it was my fault.

It was your fault. Yeah, yeah. So good. I feel like the war is done. Is the war over? Absolutely. Right. There's no war.

It was never a war. Yeah, yeah. If you would have came and punched me in the face, I would have said thank you. Yeah, and I gave you compliments. I called you a fat Oscar Isaac. That was good. I mean... Oh my God.

Oh my God. I felt it in my life. Right. Like if they do a fat dune, you could be in that. Oh my God. You said I look like Oscar ate all the sand and I... Oh right, that's right. That's what I said.

Yeah. Oscar ate all the sand and dune and then all of a sudden you're in it. Yeah, yeah. That's what I said. You're ruthless. You're ruthless. I'm the fat Isaac Oscar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Exactly. And let's have a relationship where we can rip on each other. I would love that. All right. So you can see whatever you want to me and I'm going to be good, okay? Absolutely. All right. I love you.

Again, I know we're doing a bit, but from my heart, I do apologize to you. And from my heart, I don't apologize to you, but I accept yours. Okay. Okay. Thank you very much. I love you, buddy. Wow. Amazing.

That was great. We did it. We did it. We did it. You know what, dude? It was your fault. It was. You fucked up.

Yeah. Yeah, you got to be a better leader. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean? It was deep. It's just like... What?

I don't know if I do. Oh, really? Yeah, I changed my mind. Yeah, you changed your mind. So I saw some comments. Uh-huh. I did see some comments saying like, you know, Logan, you're the good guy. You know, Logan, you're the glue of this show.

You got to keep it together. Yeah. But some of the people walking off podcasts, it's good media, dude. Yeah, that's true. It's good media. Like, that's... We just dedicated 15 minutes to that. To that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, it's... It's juicy. It's pretty juicy. Yeah. But, you know, there was... You know, but I'm glad we addressed it because I just realized just now that it was weighing on my heart.

Oh. Yeah, for weeks. It really did because he did Tiger Belly right after that and he was like, did I fuck up? Like, what did I do? Oh, wow. He felt genuinely bad. Yeah, I felt really bad. Holy shit.

And I've been carrying that with me for weeks. And I just realized right now I just feel free. Yeah. And I kind of want to see him right now almost in a weird way. He's a great guy. Yeah, he seems like a great guy, you know what I mean? He's also very good looking. I don't know why he keeps calling...

I'm ripping on him. Oscar. He's a very good looking guy. You know what I mean? He's got a good body. He's Christian, but he looks the other one. Coran. Corani, right?

He looks the other one. He looks like the other one. You know what I mean? And he... Right? He's such a good dude. He's got a beautiful girlfriend now. Yeah.

Do you think he fucks good? I know he does. That's fair. See, that's... What a great host. No, I know he does. How do you know? He, uh...

He tells you? No. Well, yeah. Yeah. He's one of those guys that will tell you exactly... Where it gets around pretty fast about who fucks good. Oh, really? Yeah.

But not from a women's perspective. Really? It's no girl has told me that. Actually, maybe I should be concerned. But... Oh, God. It's only him. It's only him.

Bro, I put it to work class. That's weird. That's weird. That's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. I should ask the girl. Who cares what he says?

Female reviews there to really... Do you last a long time in the sack? It's a good question. I know. Are you gonna answer? There's... There's two answers. Yeah.

Well, the answers... Yeah. The answers are... When I'm in love, yes. Oh, I see. Oh, I love that. That makes sense. When I found...

This is so odd. And I thought this would work the opposite. When I care about the person that I'm having sex with, I can pretty much last however long I want. You know, it's like, I'm here to please. It's very mutual. Right. You want it to last.

Yeah, but, you know, on my fuckboy phase, like, I didn't give a fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's just... You just want to nut and get out. I don't know. Things are high. Right, right, right, right. I'm less concerned.

You know, I'm not always selfish. How much time do I have, you know? What are we working with? What's the... Oh, right, right, right, right. Who are you? Where am I? Are you in love now?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, cool, man. I'm deeply in love. I'm deep in love. Oh, you are? Yeah. How long has that been? We just did our six-month anniversary.

Aw. Which is rubbish. I know it's short. It sounds short. Especially, you guys, like, you come from long-term relationships. I don't, dude. My life moves at 250 miles an hour, much faster. Yeah.

You're all over the place. But her and I, before her, the longest relationship I ever had was two years. She was the first one where I went, you know what? A real one? Yeah, a real one. So that's what I'm saying. Why no kids? You guys did, what, seven years?

Almost. Ten. Ten years, bro. And you're 51. You got no kids? Oh, my God. Let's let it sink in. Yeah, Bobby.

Why no kids? Are you implying that my cum's weak? It's gotta be. It's not. How many times have you been pregnant? By him twice. Strong cum. He goes, he goes.

Strong cum. He goes like this. Yeah. Strong cum. But the first time is when we had only been dating for like three, three weeks. Okay, so. I was like, oh, no, this one's gotta go. It's gotta go.

Gotta go. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, what about number two? Number two, I had just got out of, like, this heart procedure. I had, like, surgery. Heart operation. Oh, a surgery. Oh, a surgery.

Oh, a surgery about the health of the fetus. Exactly. Yeah, so, yeah. It was just a one. Fuck! But, yeah. I was like, no, no. He's not.

You froze your sperm. Look at Steve Martin. You froze your sperm. No, my, they're not frozen. Also, my dad had me in his 60s. My dick is warm. He had an old dad. I had an old dad.

My dad was born in 1924. He's dead. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Yeah. He was 60 when she was born. When he shot me out. That is wild.

Yeah. So, I got nine years. You want to be an old dad, though, because that has a whole other. You don't want to be an old dad. No, because if I had a daughter like you, that's fine. What the fuck? No, but the chances of it, especially like from, like, advanced paternal age for your problems.

Yeah. There's a whole slew of issues with that. What do you mean? They come out all... Old dads. No, no, no, no, no. Not the children. Theo Vaughn.

Look at Theo Vaughn. Yeah. He had an old dad. Theo Vaughn, old dad. What's wrong with Theo? No, there's nothing wrong with him. That's my point is that... If I look at Theo, look what happened to him.

Yeah, what does that mean? No. He is mentally disabled. He really is mentally disabled. Yeah. And he's got a lot of problems, but he's successful. I think he's mentally abled. I don't think he is.

You think he's... I think he's... I can't believe he's alive. I can't believe he exists. I can't believe his thought processes. I can't believe that he can pay bills. I don't... I really don't...

I can't believe he knows even the driving roads. Okay, okay. Like, oh, it's green. I gotta go. You know what I mean? Like, I can't believe any of that. Wait, the... The...

A good experiment or a good example is to see how Larry King's babies turn out. Right. He's in his, like, 80s. Oh, my God. Yeah. Right? Yeah, so come... You know, it may be swim slower, but they'll get there.

You... I don't think you're gonna go kid-less. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think you're gonna go be kid-less. You know what, dude? That really fucking insults me, bro. He's gonna knock some random bitch up. Is that what you're doing, dude?

About to fuck. That's it, bro. I'm gonna fuck someone right now. Listen, dude, listen, dude. All right? You don't come into my fucking... You don't, Chachi. You don't come into my fucking dojo, right?

And accuse me that my dick don't work. That's what I'm saying. What are you saying, then? That's what I'm saying. What are you saying? All right, how do I say this? Yeah, yeah. Be real.

I don't want to say... I don't want to say... I don't... Oh, he's coming for you. I'm coming for you, dude. I'm... I'm alert. I'm alert, dude.

All right, go ahead. Put that down! I don't want to say you're hopeless. So I'm not gonna say it. But that's what you said. That's not what I'm gonna say. You opened with that. It's not what I'm gonna say.

Oh, okay. So don't say it. I know. If you're not gonna say it, don't say it. I didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're implying... Anyway, go ahead.

No, no. I'm not... You're not hopeless. Okay, good. But you... You attempting to have children in the remainder of your life seems like a futile exercise. Why? You feel...

I feel like you're hopeless. Okay, it went back around. I didn't say it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

Right? Right. So you're saying that I'm hopeless. But here's what I want to say to you. Okay? For love. And family. I don't know.

Yeah, you do. Listen. Okay. I think I'm gonna be friends with your brother now. Don't you think? I should keep my options open. Right? Because you're trying to betray me.

Yeah. Alright. I'm your boy. I'm telling you to get on it. Is that what... Oh, you're trying to motivate me today. Yeah. Right, right.

Get back in the sack, bro. Just because you're going over a break up with Kalyla doesn't mean... Hold that up, brother. I know. You took No Nut November way too serious. Get out to starting nutting, Bobby. Oh, no, he's back in the sack. No, I'm not.

Get back in the... What do you mean back in the sack? Like, you're back in the sack, Bob. Like, you're back in the sack. You fucking... I don't know how to describe this. A little bit of sack. You're coming all over town.

Put that out, because I have girls out there. Put that all out. I'm not coming all over town. No, no, no. You can't cut that. Why? Because it's good media. Oh, right.

Good media. Yeah. Right, right. I'm so sorry, bro, but when you sign up to do a podcast, you have signed up for your personal life to be exploited, and that's what we want. That's what we want to see. We don't want to see you making cuts so you can be okay with your girls and your roster. All three of them?

Maybe you're right. Two of them? Bob, he's fucking around. No, no, no, no, no. He's coming all over town. I'm not coming all over town. Have I had sex with some people? I have.

Okay. Hey, he said you were the hottest girl he's ever been with. You did? Oh, that's sweet. He doesn't say that to my face. Well, I asked him. I asked. I prompted him.

But let's go back to it. It's a very honest moment. Ten years ago, I was definitely a cutie pie. Yeah. You're hot now. Thank you, bud. I'm going to go back to this, though. Number one, a fact, okay?

My dick and the cum juice, very active. Like, potent. I have a microscope. Have you checked? I have. Have you sent in your sperm? No, I don't send it in. I have my own lab.

Okay. I really do. And I look at my fucking cum every night. What the fuck are you talking about? I have my own lab upstairs. I have a microscope. I do. You did not.

I have bunts and burners the whole thing. You did not. You did not. I do. Right? And I have a whole lab upstairs, right? For what? To look at my cum.

You're fucking lying. I'm not lying, dude. I'm not lying. I'm Asian. All Asians have labs. Do you have a lab in your house? Shut the fuck up. Do you have a lab in your house?

You have a bunts and burners. You have one, right? You got that new one from Veltron. Veltron. Yeah, the bunts and burners. The cum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a full blown lab.

And I have fucking scientists up there right now. Yes. You don't know how Asians work. You know what? You have a dojo. We have a dojo too, right? I have a dojo as well, dude. Yeah.

We have a dojo, a science lab, the whole fucking thing. Let me ask you something. Yeah. You know what? No, I'm not going to because it's going to get taken out of context. I can't, I can't. Yeah, you have to do it. It's for media.

It's for media. It's for media. It's for media. I really can't. No, you have to. Bobby, the rules are different for me. The rules are different for me. Okay.

But don't say that then. I'm not going to say it. I'm too mean. What the fuck are you bringing up, man? The far too media train. You can buy the audience. Anyway, in my lab, every night I nut, right? No, you don't.

I don't believe this. I look it in the microscope. And what do you look for? Movement. Motility. You just want to see if they're alive. Yeah. It's the one day you're expecting all of them to just be stagnant.

Yeah, maybe. But I'm saying they're very alive, right? They're doing its thing, right? And I know that once I put it in the box, it will swim to its appropriate destination. You should freeze your sperm. Because if you have some weird dick lopped off accident, you're going to be in trouble. Oh, I'll kill myself if that happened. No way.

Don't do it. Don't do it. No, no, no. Honestly, I won't kill myself. But if you were in a motorcycle accident and you lost your whole dick and your balls, what would happen to you? I know. See, I know that.

That's what I'm saying. I feel like you would be the face of prosthetic penises and you'd be like you'd market that in a way that. That's called a dildo, baby. That's called dildo. No, like you'd go to China and it would be some permanent prosthetic that performs better than a regular penis. I love where your head's at.

I do. I do. La La Land. No, because she's turning a negative into a positive. Right. But who's buying prosthetic penises? I mean, a guy, all men who've had any type of like catastrophic. It seems super niche.

No, babe, babe. But the thing is, it has to feel pleasurable for you. And so I guess there's no incentive to get it unless you have listened to my logic here. Yeah, because I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't make my girl say in a relationship with me either. I wouldn't. That fucking sucks.

No. You have your mouth. There's so many. You could be the fucking. You know, I have. I have an issue. I have an issue. Oh, going down.

No. I'm not. I don't have the giver mentality in that way like I should, if that makes sense. Oh, you're not a pleasure, Dom. I'm not. I'm not. Well, that's a learned thing. Like, by the way, by the way, I can tell I care more about it and I make I make the

effort always, but it's not an natural thing to me like like some some people want to give to their partner because they love seeing their partner enjoy, you know, and do you think that's something that either someone has or doesn't have? Or is it something that's like learned over time to a rich man? What is that? Too early to tell. Yeah, too early. You're only 27.

Because when I was 22, 23, 24, 22, 23, early 20s, let's say, I would never go down. I'd refuse. Really? Now it's fantastic. I'm also in love. I have a girlfriend. I love, you know, like an old saying, a rich man doesn't enjoy food as much as a poor man.

Hmm. Okay. So what I'm saying is that you have too much food on your plate. Yeah. Right. And one day you'll lack the food and then you'll enjoy it more. I just made that up. That's not it.

It wasn't an old profound though. It was an old saying. But am I not wise? That's so ancient. I didn't know. I didn't even know where I was going with it, but I go. I think I found it. Right.

So you have too much food that you got that from Kung Fu Bay. I said no way. Yeah. You have too much food on your plate. Right. I've been like this. Yeah. Maybe lack of food, right?

Because I don't want to go back to you, but you know, the last couple of years, you and I weren't as sexual as you know what I mean? And now that I'm eating again, right, I'm eating a lot, right? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. So you're, let me say something right now. You're a Michelin star.

Michelin star. Michelin. Michelin star. And some of the food I'm eating is El Pollo Loco. Wait, Latino? No, no, no, no. It's El Pollo Loco, but it's still so much, so much, so delicious. Yeah.

Value meal. Yeah. Right. That's one of my point. You haven't had it in a while. I haven't had it in a while. My point is that you have too much food on your plate. That's not true.

I have one girl. I know. I understand that. But in your life, can I just say something? No, it's a, it's, it's, no, it's a, it's a gene. I think the desire to please is a gene. I don't have that naturally. I find myself having to make an effort, which I'm fine with, I make effort with everything

I do in my life. I have a question. Like that's the aroma and the taste and like the, the, the feeling of the pussy lips on you. Is that something like you enjoy or think about? Yeah. Yes. Now that you're in love, maybe that's all that was missing is that sort of sense of

like I just want to do everything for this person. Yeah. Yeah. And it is partially true. I'm just like, I don't know. I also have so much shit going on and this is such a pussy thing to say, but like life for me, cause I take it very seriously. Like I know, I know you joke, but I like attack life when I'm doing something.

It's all I fucking do. It's I care about the pussy with your mouth. I do. I do Bobby when it's time. Okay. We go for it. All right. But I'm saying the other night I made love to a woman.

I'm sorry. Do you like, and you told me this, I think like you don't come home and tell me how you feel. Right now. Okay. Don't even pretend Bobby. All right. So I was with a woman. Right.

I was about to come. Right. And I'm like, I didn't want to come. Yeah. So I went, what do I do that? I didn't know what to do. You said that out loud. No, in my head.

What? What do I do? Yeah. I mean, I want, what do I do? Like this. Right. And I go, I'm going to have to eat her out a little bit. Why?

Why? Because I'm about to come. Right. Why are you not ready to? It's been 30 seconds. Oh. Yeah. I mean, it was 30 seconds.

Yeah. I thought that was just too premature. 100%. Right. Right. So I go, what do I do? Right. Like that.

Right. And I go, I should, I should go down and eat her vagina after my dick has been inside. Yeah. Right. And I did it. Did I want to do that? No. That's, well, that's light work, Bobby.

Yeah. It is light work. What do you mean light work? Why? That's my point is, is that you said you take stag. We talk about, you got to go back and forth. I know. But most of the times that's, and that's table stakes.

And now my point is, is this, is that not every time I want to do it, but I do it for the lady. That's what I'm saying. I mean, I would hope so. I know. But what I'm saying is- But you're just describing something that's so obvious. That's like regular.

Like basically. Yeah. You're right. My point wasn't taken. My girlfriend sits like you sit with a little pretzel twist. Like this? The toe even around the bottom. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You got to hook it. You know what? Don't look at her anymore. Oh, come on. I don't like it. No, no, no.

Beyond. She's special. Yeah. I followed her like 10 years ago when she was like first starting and like her career. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. Yeah. Do you know who she is?

Yeah. Have you seen her? I've seen her. Yeah. I don't know who she is. Like she's- Why do I have to know who she is? No, no, no.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I meant to say in the context of my girlfriend, have you seen her in relation to- I've seen photos of it, but I don't know what she does. What's her backstory? She's beautiful, Bobby. I know she is.

She's one of the biggest freaking supermodels. Oh, let me, let me, let me- Oh my God. Look it up. I'll look. Let me be the judge. Let me be the judge. She's out of my league, Bobby. What's he- I really scored with this one, Bobby.

Look at this. Her last post on her Instagram is like, I mean, Bobby. Okay, let me see. I can't even- Oh my fucking God. No, I can't. I don't understand. I don't understand it either. Look, look, look.

Okay. Here's what I would do. I don't care what you would do, Bobby. He's like, why are you telling me this? No. May I share what I would do? If what? Yeah.

Yeah. I would kill a village to go out with her. What kind of village? Kids, kids, kids. Where in the world are we? What's the population? Lay this out for me. A 2000 seat venue of kids.

Kids? Kids? Of adults. Yeah. That is so many people. But not, not like in America. I would just go to some Tibetan hill and just slaughter, you know what I mean? And if she was like, if she was like captured.

Yeah. Right by these. Oh, in the public. In the context of 2000 people kidnapped one girl and if you save her, right, right, that's what I meant. That's what I meant. No children or women, right? But I would just all men, brutal men, 2000 men, and I would risk my life.

I'd probably die, but that's how beautiful she is. Congratulations. Thank you. Yeah. I think I could have said that in a different way. Right. Without murder. But my point is that without full bomb murder, but she's very pretty.

So when you're with her, you think to yourself, oh my God, I'm so lucky. Immensely. Yeah. Yeah. That's great, man. It's incredible. I can't believe it. Do you guys live together now or no?

Damn near. Yeah. Basically. Wow. That's amazing. How did you meet her? We both. Well.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Yeah. So I was well and attracted by the new project and then I went outside and 3-3 hours after I joined in there was going to be the launch of a brand new film, which is reckon we know how to do. We have built up a company and one Hotel but now we have three different sponsor brands

and in my head, truthfully, I didn't give a fuck because they bailed on me, they bailed on me, they blew me off bro. Like I had Nina Eggdahl locked in to do a fucking photo for my 99 originals project, it was a big deal. So I was like, I, whatever, I don't care, but then Nina took the agent's phone, she texted me, she was like, I have a broken back, I'm 30,

you're gonna have to come upstairs because I was in the basement, and I was like, I, whatever. Then- You went up there? Dude, just fireworks immediately. Like I don't know, it's like I couldn't believe, like I knew pretty much right away, like I'm gonna be with this girl for a long time.

Oh my God, oh wow. Let me readjust my dick real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The village is- You know what's fantastic? The village is- I can talk about her all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Change the subject, Bob, it's your pocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. How you doing? You know, we're doing great, man. I just wanna, I just wanna give good media. Dude, I have some good shit. You just gotta- You gotta prompt me.

Can I say this? You gotta prompt me, Bob. Since you've been here to now, it's all gold. Great media. It's been great media. We love you here. Thanks. Dude, I wanna say this.

I told, didn't I tell you? And I don't give a fuck what people say, okay? After I left your fucking thing, I literally, my whole attitude towards you changed. I didn't know who you were. I knew who you were, right? But I'm like, this dude has a skill set for podcasting. This dude is funny.

Oh, thanks. He's engaging. He knows how to do it. Thank you. I was very impressed by you, right? Thank you. And I really think that we've texted each other back and forth that you and I are gonna do something

in the future. I really still believe that. I did too. I told my manager. Yeah, we were gonna do something together, right? And I think that we're allies in this road of life, right? And so, and I think since you've been here, it's been fucking wonderful.

Okay, good. Right. Are you tired of talking about fighting because I have questions? No, I'm not. Okay, go, keep asking. Okay. Just prompt me the right way.

I'll give you some fucking juice, bro. I'm also a YouTube slut, so I know the answer. I'll give you something that pops this episode. It's already popping. No, it's. It's already popping. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't mean pops in the sense of the flow of the conversation.

We need one viral moment. What's it gonna be? What's the clip? Oh, I clipped. Like announcing exclusively who's invited. You know, I can't think that way. Okay. No, that's.

You always think that way? Always. So give me a viral moment. You can force that? I'm gonna give you a list of names. I could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And tell me whether or not you could genuinely take them

or beat them in a fight. What kind of fight? Should we do MMA and boxing? MMA boxing. Just do boxing. Just do boxing. Okay, boxing. And I'm not gonna follow any weight class or anything.

Okay, fine. Just in a street fight. Street fight? Yeah, street fight. No gloves. But street fight, but with parameters, only boxing. So it's like backyard? Wait, pause.

A boxing match? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on a second. Yeah, yeah. Like no scratching. And what makes it a street fight? No scratching. It's one of those like the Kimball Slice back here.

Oh, got it, got it. Okay, okay. Is it bare knuckle? Yeah, bare knuckle. But you can go to the ground. Okay, yeah, you can go to the ground. So it's a, it is going to go to the ground, man. Like you get to grapple.

No, no grappling. Just bare knuckle, so it's bare knuckle boxing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I got it. Like did your favorite show when the English people? What? The English people back in the day. Allow, allow.

Piggy blinders. Yeah, piggy blinders. Allow, allow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, so piggy blinders. Okay, Nate Diaz. Honestly, now he killed me. In a boxing match.

In a backyard brawl with no gloves on. Yeah. He's just a fucking dog. Boxing match, I would win. Sanctioned, boxing match in a ring. With gloves, I would win. Backyard brawl, that's a fucking Nate Diaz, come on. Connor McGregor.

Boxing. Boxing, I would win. I would win. I'd beat Connor in boxing. Backyard. Oh, I would have to go with him. These guys are fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, Mike Bisping. Press the show. Is he the friend of the show? Is he the British? He's done our broadcast twice. Oh, he's, I like him. I think he's old. I think I could take him in a backyard brawl.

I love it, I love it, I love it. Okay, here we go. Andrew Tate. I'd take him in a backyard brawl too. Wow, wow. I think, yeah, easy. The guy plugs his nose when he jumps in the water. Oh, the song is, the song you would fucking kill me.

Okay. I thought so. Oh, Francis and Ghanu. He would, he would turn me into paper muscles. Okay, here's a good one. Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. Oh, I fucked Joe Rogan up.

Yeah. Clip it. Clip it. Hey, are you friends with him? Yeah. Okay. Two more. Habib.

No chance. Boxing? Habib. Maybe. Habib's a good boxer. He is a good boxer. You know what? He's so good, I'm not sure.

I'm not sure, I'm not sure. Kamaru Ouzaman. He's so good too. He's a great striker. He's a great striker. I think he would win. So I guess I shouldn't ask about Alistair Overeem, but. No.

Oh wait, are you a fight fan? I am. We're both big fight fans. Huge. You too? You too, yes, I love it. I love it. Whoa, I love you too.

How about this? Let's go like lighter. Like what weight? Like, what's Theo's boy's name? Oh, Dustin Poirier. Dustin Poirier. Dustin Poirier. Isn't he lighter?

Yeah, he just fought. He had a great fight. He had a great fight. He did? I don't know. It's tough, bro. I could do this all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I could do this all day. Point is I fuck up Joe Rogan. My fan! Bro, are you taking another fight, boxing or MMA? I heard that you might do something in the UFC. Well. Mm. Mm.

What's in the works? I got something. Really? When are you announcing that? When are you gonna announce it? Right here. It's gonna be a, it's gonna be a 2023 thing, maybe. Really?

Maybe, maybe. In the UFC, maybe. Maybe. Anyone would be great about that? I will go. Oh, yeah. I'll go with Theo. Because Theo loves to go.

Theo loves. I love it too. Yeah, I would love to come. I don't like to go. I gotta fix my knee. I gotta, I'm- Fix it! Dude, I'm fucked up.

Does it require surgery that fucked up? We don't know yet. Was it from this? I mean, this is- No, no, it happened halfway through the match. Check out this though. Yeah. This is nuts.

Oh my god. Oh my god. How crazy is that? Well, that was you did that? That's Micah George. That's George. That's George. That's George.

That's George. Look, look, look, look. That's George. His ass, dude. That's George. That's George. They whooped him. Whoa.

And then Jake came out. Oh, Jake came out? And then beat him up. Oh my god, look at this. Bobby, you gotta do- You have to be involved. It's so fun. Yeah, man.

I'll die. Okay. I'll get hit. It's unnecessary. Look at Logan. Look at Logan. Yeah, yeah. Whoa, dude.

Oh, wow. The whole thing, dude. You're really doing it, dude. I like it. That's amazing, dude. It was the whole thing. There you are, Kalyla, coming down. That's amazing.

That's amazing. You're in there, baby. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, dude. So you had to hurt and need this whole fight. Bro, halfway through the match. Oh my god. But the adrenaline's going.

That jump over the ropes onto the twins that you saw. Yeah. I wasn't positive I could do it. I thought it was gonna fully tear, fall into the ropes. Very big embarrassing moment for me. I didn't know how I was gonna finish the match. That's fucking amazing, dude. It's really hard, man.

It's hard. Wow. That's like a real skill set. So you'd be surprised how many people fucking love the WWE. Love the WWE. They love it. Like there's a lot of misconceptions about it. And I think it's perceived the wrong way sometimes.

And also it's super niche too, right? If you're not a wrestling fan. It's so fun. It's so fun. It's so fun. When you grow up with it, you understand the mindset of how to properly enjoy the WWE. And it's endlessly entertaining.

Endlessly entertaining. I used to watch the Tonga the Kid and Jimmy Superfly the Snooker back. I used to go to the sports arena in San Diego to watch me and Will Sasso went to one. I mean, I love it. That's right. Will's into it too.

Yeah, Will's into it too. We fucking love it, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when you're there and you have someone you like, that's the game changer. If you're invested in a character, that's when it gets really fun. And especially watching that shit live.

I don't know how half this stuff is legal. I don't know how it's legal. Yeah. Aren't you scared though to jump over into the floor? I'm not scared of much. Who's your favorite wrestler of all time? Oh, really? Oh, WWE.

Probably Jimmy's the Superfly Snooker. Mine was Mick Foley. Yeah, he was good. Mick Foley? Cause he used to do, I read Mick Foley. He didn't give a fuck. He would hurt, I mean, he would do it all. Yeah, he was insane.

Yeah, he was insane. He put his body through so much. It's just fun, man. But like, it's interesting coming from boxing, proper boxing to wrestling and comparatively gauging interest and effectiveness in terms of what and how I want to build my career. Yeah.

Dude, like, I don't know what it is about wrestling. People, I've never gotten that many texts about anything in my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like way more than the Floyd thing, way more than any boxing match I did, way more than the announcement of prime. But like, people love it.

It's insane. And like, dude, even the reception on my Instagram, the videos get 20. Look, look, look, you might not have seen this. So that jump off the table. Yeah. I filmed it. I filmed it myself on my phone.

Look. Shouting. Oh, shit. Wow. She loves it. You're going viral, Roman. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, dude.

You just fucking helped. Oh, my god. But I filmed it. The clip has, it's WWE's most viral clip ever. Wow. 50 million views in like two days. Oh, my god. That's fucking insane.

It's insane, bro. So there's so much room for me to be the creative that I am at heart, because at the end of the day, I'm just a creator who works hard. But it's just such a creatively open environment that suits my physicality really well. But you would be terrifying in an octagon, because it's like a lot of these guys who like crossover,

there is like, oh, they have a boxing background, but you're just fucking agile all around. Yeah. I think that's why I wanted, I need to do one MMA fight. And I want it to be against Andrew fucking Tate. That would, for me, that's just an easy one. Why? Why?

Because he's a kick boxer. No, you're a wrestler, dude. Yeah, but he throws a question mark kick. There goes my teeth. Who do you think then, babe? Well, no, I just like, I just don't have a lot of faith in Andrew Tate. Like, I think that he could take him easy.

Yeah. But it's all, I'm so over just talking about fucking fighting people. Like, it's so much talk. It's all just talk. I don't want to see the action, but end the paper. Here's the good news for you. Let's talk about something real.

No, this is the good news for you. We're going to end this. I'm not going to go on forever. You don't have to. I'm not going to. Wait, you don't have to. You want to keep going? No, we have another guy coming.

No, you fucking don't. You double schedules? Yeah, we double. You're a motherfucker, Bobby. That actually hurts me, bro. Does it really? No, no, brah, brah, brah. Walk off, walk off.

I'm like, what? Yeah, yeah. Just walk then. So we can end it. I won't. I want to say this. This podcast is not fucking ending. Who's the guy that's coming?

Do you know Abba and Preach? No, Preach is coming. Preach is coming. Get him on. Whoa. Get him on my episode. All right, so check it out. But this is what I want to say.

I want to say something that's a good news for you. Focus on me for a second. I love you. Number two, what's great about you is that I like to end in a positive note. What's great news about you is that you can do all this stuff like the WDBE fight, isn't that? But you also have a skill set that's outside of that.

You can talk forever. And you can always be entertaining. So in your elder years, you can always do this. So what I'm saying is that you have a bright future ahead of you. Thank you. OK. Maybe try your hand at acting, because that's acting what you're doing in the WWE.

Sucker acting. No, you can do it. You can 100%. I could be myself really well. Exactly. You can do it, right? I could act in the way Dwayne Johnson acts. Exactly.

That's what I'm saying. I'm going to do some fun stuff. You're going to do great stuff. And you know, when you do a movie, I'd love to have a couple lines. Yeah. Yeah, we'll give you some lines. No audition.

Well, no audition. Well, you're going to need to audition. No. Offer only. You're going to, no. I swear to fucking god. You're going to do a chem read with me. You're going to do a chem read with me.

No, not do a chem read. Yeah, you are. We've got to see if we have chemistry. What's going to end up happening in that in case it's going to go, you're going to call me go, you know, Ronnie Chen got it, right? And I don't want that. I can't have that in my fucking life. OK, so you're going to give me a fucking offer, dude. I'll give you a real of the shit that I've done. All right.

We're not doing that. Wait, when's a boot coming? Oh, preach. Seven o'clock. Not till seven. This is not ending. All right. Why do you want to keep?

Do we have an unhelpful advice? We got some rapid fire. We only do an hour on this podcast. No way. Yeah, way. I know what something would be good media in the mic. I know what something would be good media. I know what something I know what something good media would be good media.

What is that? I think you should wrestle with him and show him your egg roll. His knees hurts. That's why you have a chance. This is your only chance to beat him away. There's no way. I think he should get permission to talk. You can talk more, right?

No, there's no way because I don't want to hurt his knee. I like where your head's at. It would fuck. But I could do an egg roll on you. Oh, yeah. Why don't you put an egg roll on you? No, Logan. I'll show you my egg roll.

Do you have a dog? What? You have a dog? I have four dogs. I got a dog. He's great. You do? Wait, doesn't your girlfriend have a dog?

She does have a dog. Do they get along? You're two dogs? Yeah, it's funny because her dog is a puggle and my dog is an XL bully. Yeah. So it's like massive dog that's capable of fucking everything up and a tiny little puggle

and their best friends. He plays with her all gentle. It's funny how dogs can regulate their strength, like instinctually, if he chooses to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes he gives up. He knows. I feel like, because I deal with a lot of XL bullies,

just like fostering and rescuing them. But I always feel like they know when something is small and fragile. Yeah, they do. They know. They know. But sometimes he's, where you going? You going, Pete, or something?

Are you going to egg-roll him for real? Yeah. Oh, Fancy, I would. This is fantastic. I love this. And maybe, yeah, Logan Common's face. Be easy. Be easy on Fancy.

He's a dad to be. This is, well, oh, you're going to be there? He's not going to kid in February. Yeah, he needs. In February, you got time to recover from this? All right, Bobby. Thank you. What position should he be in?

How does this work? He's got a bag full of jello in his body. Look at that. All right. All right, can you tell us what's happening, Logan? So Bobby is looking directly at my nuts. Don't touch this one, though, because the CBD is on it. Look at this man in the hood right now.

Bobby. Bobby. Let's play a game. See how, I won't touch it. No, no, because I'm already uncomfortable. The game's over. What's to save her? Because I'll say it now.

Bro, I don't know what it is, but I'm so fucking straight, dude. But that, and you'd think that I would be OK with you grabbing my dick, but I'm just. I'm going to grab your dick. That's uncalled for. It is. He will never do that.

It's not a call for. I just touched you here. All right, wait, wait, all right. No, no, no, no, wait. This is good. I like getting out of my comfort zone. That's exactly it, bro. Let's play the game.

Let's play a game. I'll go slow. What's, what word do I say? You can bring him back into this. What word do I say? Say his wrestler name. Dougal Greggdahl. What was it?

Doug McGugle. Doug McGugle. Doug McGugle. Doug McGugle. Doug McGugle is the name, right? So I'm going to start here, right? Is this OK? Yeah.

Yeah. Is that OK? Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Logan's shivering. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. OK, we're entering the pants now. Logan hasn't flinched. Logan has not flinched yet. All right. All right. We're almost there. Bob is very close to the side.

Doug McGugle. Doug McGugle. Yeah, I'm sweating. My palms are sweating. No, I'm in here, fucker. Wait, he doesn't even know how to... It's fine. How you start is like this.

You've seen the clips. Put one... Put your right hand around my waist right here. Go with this. Your body's here. Right? Like that, right? Yeah.

Oh, you're going to... Your right hand like this. Yeah. And you put your arm here like this. No, I want my arm like this. Yeah, like that. And that's how you start. This is good.

Yeah, that's how you start. And the head roll is this. And I get on top like this. Oh. Oh, my God. You look like a girl. This is kind of hot. Stay right there.

Stay right there. You're good. Yeah, and I won. You know what I mean? You guys did it. Oh, wow. So that's the grand... You did?

Oh, I love it when you go gay on me. A little bit. A little bit. Why did you just show me your fucking... Is that technically sexual assault? No. Even though you guys have been together? No.

No, it's medical purposes. Medical purposes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mine was medical purposes too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Give him a round of applause. Loggy.

The show's not fucking over. We're done. We're done. I'm leaving anyways. Good. Well, no, my car's outside. But I love you so much. Thanks.

And I would love to do your podcast again anytime you want. Yeah, you should. I'll even stop by for five minutes if you ever need me. You got 1.6 million views. That's incredible. They're saying you're one of the best podcast guests ever. Not just on ours. When he goes on a podcast, you deliver.

Thank you. He'll love this. Any comics he beat out? Other comics? All of them. Also, can I say this? You gave me 40,000 new followers. Wow.

Fuck! That's great. It's more than I thought, to be honest. 40,000 great. I wasn't sure how many people were going to be left for me. That was huge for me. 40,000. Did it get you to a milli?

It's at 951,000. That was going to say you're probably 50, 60. Yeah, I'm 50 away. Yeah, that's going to be a long, you know what I mean? Cool. It'll take me six months to get the next 50. But thank you so much. Yeah.

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