TigerBelly - Ep 378: Preach & Jing Jong @AbaNPreach

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

Preach is Black Lit. Bobby is Jing Jong. Khalyla is Ling Slap. We take fancy shoes, Wi Spa controversy, weird Canadian laws, and Bobby Lee doing Bobby Lee things.  On top of all the coziness on the horizon, Brooklinen is offering something extra special for first-time customers. Visit www.brooklinen.com today and save 15% on your first purchase plus free shipping  It’s just one scoop in a cup of water every day. That’s it! No need for a million different pills and supplements to look out for your health. To make it easy, Athletic Greens will give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit www.athleticgreens.com/belly  So sign up today with promo code BELLY for your No Sweat First Bet. Make every moment more this season with FanDuel, official Sportsbook partner of the NFL. https://www.fanduel.com/ This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. No waiting rooms. No traffic. No endless searching for the right therapist. Learn more and save 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/belly      See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Yeah, you look they hurt like you look thicker online Oh, oh really I thought you'd be I'm like I'm not yeah, yeah like bigger. Whoa. Yeah, better Patrice like You look great, bro Yeah, what that was does that sound sexual could be everything you say sounds sexual. I know, right? Everything I do right. Let's be like earlier. I said, I love I love your eyes, and you're like that was offensive He looked away. Yeah, he knows I like your gookie eyes

the Bobby gaze um Is there anything you don't want to talk about? No, I'm cool You are yeah Sound sexual again Are you high at all or no? No, not us. Did I be no we don't we don't get high No, I want it cuz you've never you've never been on this podcast. I just want no never been I want you to make I want you to be comfortable I'm good. I'm so you're from New York, right bra. No, I'm from a show Born and raised. Did we not tell you you guys live in Montreal now? No, we're where do you live now?

Montreal you live in Montreal now point of race and you don't live in New York. No back in it. Yeah, Canadian Right passport and everything. Abla. What's the little one? What's a little abla? Abla. What's a little abla? Whatever Canada little one Ethiopia. Yeah, it looks like Start saying that because of the forehead Yeah, but it was with the lips. Oh Ethiopian lips C. What do you mean? Is that racist? No sexual That's a thing I'm not racist Sexual. Yeah, no because it's got I don't want to go to say it you might as well He's just got Ethiopian lips. I don't know how to explain it after that. You like it

It's purple. I like it Like a bad it's purple. Yeah, his mouth is like a bad. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead Five four, three, two, welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly. I am the guy behind the fucking mic with the fucking ideas did right I have my mind is Jedi like it twists and turns in the wind and I get all kinds of guests on this podcast before we had the lag and Paul

Logan Paul. Mm-hmm. He was pretty good. You know what I mean? But I got the second one that we're doing today bringing heat dog from Canada bra, right? What do we got in the room? We got white man over here. What's up? You're good. Bri. What's his name? Right, that's right. Long dick, dude, right white and long longer than his Right this right here It's fucking a disaster, dude. Your dick's high though, huh? You know, okay. We got Gilbert right here. What's up? What's up? My ex?

We fucked we used to fuck Yeah, we used to fuck right and we got from Montreal or we got we got heat from Montreal We got the other one is like looks sickly, but this one looks like funny Funny good, it's funny good. It's funny and good man, and I don't know where he where Abla is but um Abla always okay because he always keeps on fucking up people's names. He does. That's why I'm doing it He calls you Tommy Lee, so Yeah, I knew that I knew he called me Tommy Lee, right? He probably thinks I'm Ronnie Chang

Yeah, yeah, it's a good thing. He thinks you're Tommy Lee because of the dick size. Oh, you mean the rocker Tom? Oh, that's pretty good. I just work with Brittany. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, she told to talk about his deck. Yeah. Yeah long to let his anyway. We got um preach Preach has a podcast with Abba. Yeah, right. It's popular. It's all right. No, it's good. It's massive. It's massive Yeah, yeah Um, you're massive, right? I'm all right. I mean none of you. What I mean naked. Are you massive? Oh, I'm average I think I'm married. Oh, really? Oh, that's pretty good. I like your humility, dude No, I'd like to be the underdogs. Why I'm back at bow. Yeah, I bought some friends

You always sit the bar low, so whatever you come out. Boom. Yeah Are the girls can read into that these big thing they do know cuz guys who are real modest and you're like always play it down Are the guys? Yeah, it's already it's a known fact. Yeah Yeah, but maybe but the guys that are like actually small know that and now they're like I'm a play like that. Oh, that's a good one. Once you're in my bed. There's no I'm right. I'm right here. Might as well hit it. That's not true. Don't give away my secret then my bad That's my fucking head. Sorry. Yeah, I claim big That is true because I've been with a guy with a micro penis and it's not like I walked out like I finished the job

Yeah, so Bobby, how was the relationship with that? Bro, bro, bro She's gonna blast you like that. That's motherfucking disrespectful. That wasn't me, Preach. Hey, hey, you can say like that, like shaggy shaggy shaggy, but we don't believe you, bro It's small. No, it's average. Thank you. Yeah, it's very average. Yeah a girl Saw it last week. Yeah, what did she say? She rolled her eyes In a what way? Yeah, because I was what wait wait wait wait in what way is it a good thing? In what way like

Oh, no, but no, but I know my podcast man What you were saying that it was too late at that point but but then again, you got to go in you know I went she had to go in. Yeah, it's like I bought dinner roll. Roll your eyes I don't give a fuck roll your eyes. I'm coming in. You're gonna numb on this little pecker And I do a fucking hog. I go beep beep. Oh, I'm coming in dude Anyway, beep beep you're coming in Preach can we get let's get real for a second. Yeah, let's get real Like that shit was not real

You see it right? It just didn't happen. Yeah. Yeah. No, because I'm what I want to say right now is he's bringing an energy I don't think I'm prepared for No, it's not just Montreal dude. There's something else going on that. I don't know if I'm prepared for right now What do you mean? Yeah, it's just a pretty good. It's a high-level shit. Oh, right. So I'm gonna bring it down You can't bring it down I took two motherfucking planes to come here. I know I know you really went to New York and then here Uh, yeah, Newark. Yeah, Jersey, New York, New Jersey. Yeah, what are you in town for you? Only the LA for fucking Tiger Bell. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. No, what else bro?

I'm leaving tomorrow morning. Are you people real came here for you, dude? What are you being real? Yeah? That makes me feel good. I don't think I don't believe them, but you don't have to believe it up some meetings You're in LA. I don't have to set up meetings If I want to go into the podcast, I'm gonna go in the park for a podcast and then leave. That's it. Wow. No lady in town Or what? No, I got my lady at home. Oh, you got bitches at home, huh? Bitch. I'm sorry my bad singular. Yeah Yeah, one Bitch one bitch my bad. Yeah. Yeah, she seems a nice. She nice. She nice. Yeah. Yeah. Is she black or she's Quebec? Oh, yeah, that's that's that's that's Canadian for white. Oh, she's white. She's white. Oh, cool

Yeah, well, it depends. It's cool. If you're if you're not a black woman, but anyway How do Canadians feel about that? I mean, I Open, huh? Our Canadians were open about Jesus fucking Christ. No, they're not. Well, I mean we're more open. Yeah, but you know I mean, you don't get like ridiculed or anything like that. I don't get ridiculed No, ever only when I come here, right? Oh, I don't get ridiculed, but I hear shit. Yeah Yeah, the girl they think the mm-hmm. Here you go one of them black man taking by white woman I hear that shit. Yeah, I go to New York. It's loud. They they do not hold back, but then again, I understand where it's from I don't say shit like I understand why it's happening. Why they saying that's like they're not saying that to me. Yeah

They saying that to themselves Acting like they said that under the breath, but it's really just to send a message But anyways, I understand why bro bro. I've been what why chicks, right? And people ridicule me as well Telling that story about when you were with Sarah in Hawaii Yeah, I was with this blonde girl in Hawaii I was dating her for years and these four frat dudes walk by and out loud. They go he paid for her You know, I mean like it was like a prostitute or something and I turned around to say something and then start just growing my arm She was come on keep walking. You know, I mean, but it's like I don't know dude. I that will always

It burned into my psyche forever. Yeah, it means so and it made me so angry. Yeah, it's a bitch First of all, dude, I'm funny as motherfucker, right? Like you can't do what I do you fucking frat boy, right? You drink beer, you're gonna have wear a suit and tie and go to a fucking office job But I sling heat on stage dog, right? Well, what are you doing? Yeah, you say I'm saying mm-hmm I rabbit fuck mm like a fucking Japanese robot. I'm young. Let's go You know, I mean, I rabbit fuck like a motherfucker, right? And I wait wait wait when you say right, why do you think to him? I think he's a yes, man

I Every time you turn around to him and you're like I need that Right, right, right? Yeah, you get it right. You're actually there. Yeah. Yeah. They were there He's not only you tape the podcast, but you tape other shit. Yeah. Yeah. He's in the closet Yeah, you're watching you I mean and watching you go. Oh, you're about cool. Yeah That's you don't sound like that, but I'm just saying you do it to me. Yeah, you're about cool. All right, but anyway, um What's so funny you good? Anyway, he wouldn't back me my point is this okay?

He said it makes me angry when white dudes. You know me when they did that, but that was also 15 years ago that I don't think that would happen now I think cuz cuz people know you but if you go in another place where people know you less you Would get a comment like but you think socially we haven't changed in that way or no you think they still not that much I don't give that much credit to human beings. Oh, right. Yeah, no, okay. Yeah. If you go to sister Europe, right? When they don't really know That English side, right? See they would they would act like that. Definitely. Wow. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah, that's fucked up

I'm gonna do though. It is what it is. Yeah, and nothing because at the end of the day It's like what we're still doing it. Mm-hmm, right? It's still fucking it was still with him. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna do. Yeah Yeah, pink pussy. Mm-hmm. I love it Yeah, yeah, yeah, Danny Browns at the same time. We did Danny Brown. He was on the Andrew Schultz. Oh, yeah Yeah, we love it. So my point is is that but I love Asian pussy, too. Don't get me wrong All right, I like like I like all pussy. Appreciate that. I mean appreciate the shout out Very nice pussy. Ah Very nice in history of shout outs probably

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Give me give me a something that and let's see if I have a point of view Go ahead. I really liked what you guys have to say about the whole we spa controversy Yes, because he's a big spa guy. I went there last night right you went to we yeah, so we spa There was this whole I know you heard about it. Oh, yeah, okay cool So it's a trans woman. I know wanted to be you know, and then the women were like That's just Bobby yeah, yeah, you know and then they were like no there are kids here and there are women here We don't want to be like see like a penis like you know, okay, I just want to say this Okay, and then we spa was like no we actually can't discriminate. I'm like well, you know

I'm gonna want to feel stuff as well Like I understand that y'all want to feel safe, but women want to feel safe like everybody should feel safe But it's not at the detriment of other people My argument though is this is last night even last night I went through around 11 and I counted 12 kids there Under the age of why are you counting kids? Yeah, don't count kids at a spa I'll tell you why Stop

Stop don't John you're laughing too loud at that right because there's this explanation. I'm not laughing and it's as bad as if I was There were just kids there I wasn't counting them. Mm-hmm. There's probably two to ten. I don't know two to a hundred We don't know we don't know right, but the reason why I know there were kids there is 24 is the number The reason why I know that is because The only place to sit is you know that let the co-op area was right by there's a What do you call it a party where there's gymnasiums and things for kids to do Like a library thing, right? It is and I remember thinking like wow, it's really late

I like what parents are bringing their kids to a spa at 10 or 11 at night. Are they allowed? Yeah, they are a lot then then then there's kids at the spa, right? So my point though is is that you know if there is if I was a mother and I had two of my daughters in the spa You're completely naked and a man. Well, I mean a woman walked in with a penis I can see why that they would have a problem with that Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, and after that it was later found out that the person was actually a Predator, but oh really? Oh, I didn't know that Wow

Wow, so your point of view was that's wrong that she had to go in there What what is it? What's the point? I don't know was that in the best of world there would have to be bathrooms from everybody for everybody Yes, but it's impossible. Yes, it's not possible. It's not possible. I understand why trans people no matter what From which side you are a non-binary man woman trans You would feel unsafe in a certain environment, right? But then again You feeling safe cannot infringe on other people's safety or sentiment of safety, right? So it's a whole-ass conversation that we need to have about that. Yeah, it was not so much like a closed closed

Opinion it was more of a we need to talk about this shit. Yes, we need to there's a bigger picture than yes Everybody should feel that you know, yeah, okay, but wait Wait, yeah, not put woman aside Yeah, yeah, all right. All right, cool. You you have the right to compete in MMA. Yes, but You can kill motherfuckers. That's not the point. It's still a sport. Yeah, they were not doing gladiator shit So what it there was? I don't know what promotion there was trans woman that compete with other women and Scroll of women got fractured. All right. Yeah, so

This is a conversation that's another conversation. Yeah. Yeah, and I think that it varies sport to sport But that's a combat sport. That's a physical. You know what I mean? I don't think actually don't think it varies for you I don't think so no because whenever we say female like whenever we say Woman sport and man sport what we actually mean is female sport and male sport at the end of day That's what it is and the best the best people to do sport will tell you I remember one day. I Thought it was John McEnroe. He says something about Serena Williams being the best female tennis player and everybody's like no, she's the best

She's been the best tennis player and he was under a bunch like people came down. Yeah, like they came for him You know, I mean and then Serena said said said said it's herself She's like if I compete against the the the guy that is listed 200. I'm gonna lose in 15 minutes 20 yeah, it's not the same sports. Wow, like the speed is not the same combat sport is the same Well, tennis is the same hockey is the same. You do you know that women are allowed to play in the NBA? Really? They are yeah, there was one that was actually had a contract. I don't I think her name was Lucy You can look it up. Whatever. Yeah, Google it Lucy

She was actually inducted into the Hall of Fame But she didn't play because she she she became pregnant But she went she was she got a contract to play and wow And it never happened just just because that time it never happened. Yeah, you know, you could play in the NBA Why don't you do it? Because it's not the same thing at all. Yeah. Yeah, that's but it's a conversation to have Yeah, there's some things that I can disagree on no matter what we're talking about what it is what it's The trend that the trans issue the LGBTQ issues or black lives matter or whatever. It's not because you disagree with one thing that I makes you

The opposite and anti super extremist like people need to chill But then again, you know, it benefits certain people it benefits people in the news it benefits people In the position of power it benefits them because if people are polarized then it's easier to you know to do other things and you know No, it's just It's so funny because even having this discussion right now is making me nervous No, I mean, I want to be completely honest with you I'm mad because I have things that I believe in that I can't say right now, right? Because I feel like I'm gonna get attacked and on top and on top of that your comedian

Yeah, you're in it like you're in the arts world. Yeah, it's super PC and Super liberal and you live in LA super liberal and and you so so if you go against that and on top of that is the world It is the you know, there's all those studios are right there. Yeah. Yeah, I know But it's like if I if I could let go of that dream, then I can say whatever I want to say You're mean, but because I have what's coming to mind right now. What do you feel? Well, I mean just him talking There's a certain beliefs that I have that I want to say That I can't say because I just know that it's not it's gonna go against you know, I mean, but then again all their Asians I believe that you're like a also in if we take away like the fact that

The people you're watching everything so I believe that you as a person I don't knew that much. Yeah, what I understand what I'm seeing and you're not the very Confrontational type. No, if we talk about the whole debacle that happened with Carlos Mancia, everybody I To tell it and you was like, ah Yeah, and I understood why I got yeah, I get it. That's why I get it but and and and I was really like like I Was not a comedian at the time and everything. Yeah, but I was just aspiring to be and even I understood where you're from and even Joe

Rogan went like maybe I went a bit too much whatever but things were have to be said So I don't even think right there from the beginning no matter what you think from the core You're not a very confrontational person and then after that you have to add Yeah, everything that's right. You're bright, but I'm gonna say some confrontational things. Oh shit. Go ahead. Okay. Number one dick is long as shit. Yeah, he said that already. Fuck face. Fuck face. I didn't say that man. All right So here's the deal dude. Here's the deal dude You know, I wish I had that moment over again Back then what would you do? What would you have done? Oh, I would have said you know what crispy I would have been honest and I would have said what I believe now is is yeah

He's a great performer probably one of the best in the business. Yes. He crushes, right? I don't think some of his ideas is his Right. In fact, I know it isn't right. Oh my god. See the way you said that you thought that was confrontational There's still a lot of diplomas. That was the softest shit. I've heard today I What do you what do you think about Carl's men see a Bobby Bobby leaf? That that's that's more like you but Can I say I put a butt there? He's a great guy But then again that no, no, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, don't point at me dude

No, don't point at me. All right. Let's not do this. Hold on. Let's do this. Hold on. All right. Hold on. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what you did there. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying not to point. Yeah, yeah What you did there was actually More confrontational than the first time you said it because you said boom. He's that You say what you say you got what you got what you got on your chest. You say bam But it's but there's so many layers to it though, right? It's like fair fair If there's so much nuance when it comes to my relationship with him All the things that he's got a relationship with him. Yeah, I mean he still taxes me

He gave you his first your first car. He gave me I didn't have a car. He bought me a car got me a car He's still around. Yeah, he's still around. He's still that's comedy. Yeah Still so stand up because I'd love to see that guy. He kills not that that shit is And he's also selling tickets and he's doing well because now that that shit is out there. Yeah, all right Hopefully doesn't do it no more because I used to fucking love this dude. Me too. The performance was on point on point on Point and I would like to I We know

Yeah He he learned. Yes. Can we get over that's what I'm saying because he's still he still can bring something to the table And I also have to say too to defend him right is what he did was in terms of comedy Um a crime, right? Yes, but other white dudes have done exactly the same thing He's done and they get their career. They keep their career. They keep their reputation And he was thrown out of the fucking business and he's been imprisoned for 15 fucking whatever years And I think because he's a mex a hispanic guy and because he's a vocal guy I don't know what the fucking thing but he went mexican. Like, oh, I don't even know if he's mexican

No, he's under it. I need to I need to I Maybe I want abba here You're right. I think I think I think he was in jail for too long way too long. He was in jail for too long and I think That's verse. That's me. Like, okay. We get it. We got it. Now. He suffered. He can he can He really could do something out there. Yeah, so because right now the clips that I see I feel like it's own voice I don't think he's stealing anymore. I think he's having he's finding joy in comedy again

He's selling tickets. You know, I know all those things and um, he without him in my life I would have never been where I you know, I am Because he he got me my agent, you know, I mean he took me on the road for years He taught me how to perform in certain certain crowds I mean, I learned so much from him. So when I was asked that question at the comedy star, you know, I mean about that Question all that other stuff came with You know, I mean the answer it's just nuanced and layered and there's history and all this stuff So it does it does look like I'm a coward there, but people don't know my history. I don't think you're a coward you're

There's a difference between CARiD's and being not confrontational okay, because because The confrontation comes with a A burden It comes with a lot. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. Yeah And you and I understand someone that doesn't want this Lee. I have to deal with that That's a lot to deal with you understand

Yeah, there's some people that are more apt to deal with it than some others CARiD is some other shit It's it's not to say it's very close, but it's really not the same category. Yeah, so so I wouldn't know People that are saying that they're misinformed. Yes, or they really put it in the same pot But it's it's not exactly that It's interesting. Yeah, you're absolutely right. I don't like controversy. I don't like um and I think One of the reasons why I don't like saying some of my opinions is because I just I don't know enough of the facts

It's just a feeling that I have Right, like um, I went throughout The whole stop asian hate thing right to me. It was slightly embarrassing Why they didn't ask me to do PSAs and there is the core He didn't get asked to do the PSA. They asked olivia munn and daniel day cam sandra. Oh That was never asked to do any right And you're like fuck that fuck that and I went I went the other direction. There you go. That's what it was Yeah, wow, we got to the same. We won full circle. I went full circle

That's why we need to have conversation. I have the That's why I don't like controversy because I don't know what I'm talking about Back to that circle, right I really don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I have these strange beliefs, right? That are ungrounded in any kind of fact or you know, I mean, yeah, and I say it out loud You know me and this is what it gets me. What's another one I have? Oh boy We're like, what's my boss moving on? Let's do worse Fandoo

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how redefining infidelity and how as a society we've been like, no, no, bad, bad, bad, bad. But she basically is like, you know, who owns our erotic self? Like, do we give ownership when we enter like a monogamy with someone? Do they own every aspect of that, every aspect of us, even like our erotic self? But I don't think, yeah, go ahead. And so basically in it, she talks about it's hard to kind of figure out like what infidelity is because so many people have different like definitions of it. So I want to go through a list with you guys and you tell me if it's cheating or not. What I would, if I'm in a relationship, what I would consider cheating. Right. Okay. It's a fun game. You tell me now what you consider. Well, let's do a game. It's a game

show, right? You don't see that that might be potentially a trap. Trying to figure out shit that you did watch. I don't give a fuck. We're out. We're out. I'm out. Throw you lifelong. Here we go. So this is, these are her words. Okay. Her words pointed at you. You're involved too. There's two contestants in a fucking game. You're playing too. You don't like confrontation, but you're very aggressive. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'll go back. I'll go first. You go first. I'll go second. You give an answer to. Okay. I'll throw you. Right. Right. Okay. Well, okay. Do we, because if we're contestant,

we introduce ourselves. Okay. You're the host of the show. My name is Bobby Lee. I'm a comedian from Los. I want to do it real. Cut. Do it again. Go ahead. Ask me where you come. You have to be the host of the show. Good evening, everybody. Welcome to Cheaters USA. We have three contestants tonight. What's your name? I'm Bobby. Nice to meet you, Bobby. I'm absolutely eager. I just, just got really excited. I'm on a game show and I'm from Bobby Lee. I'm a comedian. I live here in LA. So my crass. I'm on Sex and the City. No, just let me get my credits out. You know what I mean? Reservation dogs, you know, man TV for eight years, a bunch of movies. Also great to pop, discussable pop. Thank you. Next contestant. Next contestant. Yeah, I'm preach. I'm a part

of the dual admin preach. I'm in LA just for this thing. And that was an error. Go ahead. Hey, what's up? I'm Gilbert. I'm a sidekick and I have a fiance. All right. So I'm going to ask you guys some questions and you're going to tell me whether or not you think this is cheating. Okay, go ahead. Okay. What do we consider cheating? Bobby, you first liking women's photos. No, no, no. Okay. Chatting. There's no answer. Hold on. We'll get to it at the very end. But you have all answers for everything. There's no wrong or right in this. What kind of game is this? Like he said, it's just cancelled. It's just the number comes out. We're canceling it. It's a trap. That's all right. All right. So no, no, no,

I don't think that's that's not cheating. Okay. So basically she says that the digital to everyone. Go ahead. So whole range of options, right? Give me another one. Okay. What about a customized only fans video? Receiving one. Me receiving one. Yeah, a customized. I think that's cheating. No. Yes. What about cam girls live cam girls? Cheating. No. Yes. Okay. Sexting. Cheating. Yes. Yes. Okay. Remaining secretly active on dating apps. Is that cheating? Yes, it's cheating. Why don't you ask? I don't know. You got so nervous, dude. It's cheating. Oh, yes, it is. Absolutely. Okay. Lap dances. Cheating. No. No. Okay. Massages with happy endings. Cheating. Yeah. The most. Okay. Okay. Girl on girl hookups.

What's going to be watching your girlfriend were to hook up with another woman and I'm jerking off in the room. No, you're nowhere to be found. Why would I care then? Oh, this is something you don't think it's cheating if she does that. If my girlfriend fuck to another girl. Yes. Yeah. No, go ahead. Can I be what can I watch? No. Okay. All right. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Cheating. Yes. Okay. Why? Staying in touch with the next when they're still a vibe. Yes. No. No. No. Okay. Oh, you said that, but there was a little bit of resentment in the room. No. No. Well, all of this to say that there is no universally agreed upon definition of cheating. So basically all our answers vary. So it's like, that's what makes her whole,

you know, discussion. But happy endings. Everyone's getting a happy ending if that's not cheating. The cheating thing is really depending on the contract that you have with your partner. Exactly. It's really, it's really just that. So, so yeah, of course, we don't like normally we don't discuss about it. We don't talk about it. Like what do you want? And we should and the relationships that actually discuss the most about that are the polyamorous relationships. They are the ones that talk the most about their boundaries and gay couples as well. What's a polyamorous polyamorous is multiple partners. Polyamorous polyamorous polyamorous polyamorous. Yeah. That's what I was in before you. You were in one before that. Yeah. Right.

So how do you enter? So you go to, I just, I don't know how to get into these things. You want to get an app for it? No, no, no, no, no, no. So let's say you're a new girl on anything. Yeah. Right. I just want to try to figure this out. Right. Like, hey, Samantha, just say Samantha, right? Hey, give me a name. Hey, Jing Zhang. That's your name in the scene. Stick to it. Jing Zhang. Yes, Ann. You're Jing Zhang. You are Jing Zhang. That's your name. I'm giving you. Stay in it, Bobby. Be Jing Zhang. Be Jing Zhang. I hate Jing Zhang. Embody it. Your body. You're Jing Zhang. Can I change your name then? Yeah. Okay. Ling Slap. Hi, Jing Zhang. Hi, Ling Slap.

What's the point of all this? You don't know what the point is. All right. That preaches the, preaches the, preaches the waiter. Preaches the waiter. All right. Yes. No, no, no. So I got Ling Slap, Ling Slap, Ling Slap. So are we going to start with appetizers? This is the weirdest. I gotta get back here. I gotta finish this. I gotta finish this. All right, Ling Slap. So, um, listen, I'm really into Paula Amara's relationships. Wait, no, you should just hit on me. What are you talking about? You don't just open with, hey, I'm really into Paula Amara's relationships. Oh, that's what I desire. What? I'm Jing Zhang. Oh, Paula Amara's guy. Are you already in one? No. And you want me as a

fifth? No. What I'm saying is that I don't have any, right? Can you be my first of the, a part of my stay? Your harem? Yeah. Are there men involved or is it just you, a harem of women? Me and my friend Puree. Yeah. You need a new name, right? Yes. Um, Black Lit. Black Lit. Black Lit. What can I call Black Lit? Yeah, Black Lit. So Black Lit, Jing Zhang, Jing Zhang, Black Lit. And what's it, Slap? Ling Slap. Ling Slap. Right. Um, this is my friend, uh, Black Lit and me, and we're, we're, we want to be in a Paula Amara's relationship. That sounds like a gang bang. That sounds like a gang bang. That sounds like a choo choo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to politely decline. Oh, you have to decline again. Oh,

you can. But basically, whenever you meet someone, if I can sum it up, if you meet someone, yeah, you meet someone and you're like, Oh, so you just tell them, I'm more, I'm open. I'm open to that. Are you like, yeah. Oh yeah. So I'm open to that lifestyle. Yeah. Yeah. You have to test the waters and that person, if that person is, if it's a fit, then you have to establish the boundaries. So yeah, is she allowed to have, to bring the person? Is it only physical? Is it sentimental? Is it only the person when I'm there or y'all could do your thing? You have to establish all those boundaries and those, those parameters, parameters, parameters, my bad. I said it in French. Anyways, paramount, that's what it is. Yeah, whatever. Never mind. So you have to establish all those

shits before you go on. Right. So for example, like if we were in a relationship, are you okay? Like, do you want to just have sex as a group? Are you okay with me going off and having sex? Can I take her out? Yeah. Blacklit, yeah. Blacklit, you may. Not preach, but your character is Blacklit, yes. Oh, he will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Close a little bit about Black. What does Blacklet do? Wait a minute. What are you doing tonight? That's not me. That's my character. That's your character. He's a welder saying that with my the welder. Yeah, undersea. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God underwater underwater welding. Those are those are complex union. Good thing I do is risk. Yeah. Right. So here's the deal. Okay. Already. No, I'm not into that. I thought you said that's what you want. I understand that I did until I knew what the rules were. You make the rules. Yeah, you make I thought it was going to be like, no, this would be five women and me. But that could be your rule. Oh, that's my rule. That would be my rule. You have to find but that would you have to find five girls willing to do that to be like sister wives, kind of with each other.

Why, you know, when we did break up, there was a hot girl that goes, Hey, to my direct message. Is there could I fuck you and close the same time at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. And I go, No, an exclamation mark, right. But would you would you be open to that? I had pitched that idea for so long because all I I I did and you were like, No, that's deviant and un-Christian. It's deviant and un-Christian. I want to say something to you. Black that's not happening. You're not black. You're preach. I'm very traditional. And I want a monogamous thing. I think that's what I do. That's what I'm about. Yeah, but don't put God in that shit. That's you. That's not God ain't got nothing to do with God. When's the last time you went to church? Don't put God into this. I pray every day. Don't put God into this. Why are you doing the head thing? Because that's my head thing. That's what I do. There you go. It's part of my heritage. What you got to say about that? We got heritage too then in Korea. Yeah, in Korea, we do this when we do make the fucking rice soup. Anyway, I'm talking about Gangnam Style. I was doing Gangnam Style. OK, my point is this. Let's go back to it.

So I'm more traditional. I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's possible. Because I don't like, you know, the idea of my girlfriend. I mean, they're okay. I've been obviously women in relationship. There were women. I'd be on the road. I would see a girl. Oh, she's hot. I would just never do it because I just felt like that was our rule that we wouldn't do that. But I wouldn't want you to do that either. So that's why I don't do it. So it's like it feels safer that way. It's like you and your girl from Quebec, you have just a straight, monogamous thing. Now, is that what you want? Sure. Yeah. And that's what she wants. Why do you think that is? That's probably engraved in Christianity and stuff like that. I have to dig more into that. So you brought religion. When I brought religion in, you said that has nothing to do with God. Yeah, because it comes from that. I'm not saying that it's that now. I'm not bringing it now. Like I'm saying, yeah, it's because of God. I'm no damn well it's not. I dropped that shit a long ass time ago. So it's not, I'm not doing that because of God or whatever it was not. Yeah, there's definitely like the way I was brought up and stuff like that. And all the pressure that we give to each other, you know what I mean? The pressure that as a society we think is everything that is bombarded to us and their medias and stuff like that.

And you think that's the basic and stuff like that. And you don't ask yourself questions as to know, wait, wait, maybe it's possible to have something different or something more, you know? Yeah. Yeah, you don't ask that. Yeah, maybe I'm conditioned to think that way. But it's also if you feel safe and secure in that and you don't feel like you are depriving yourself of something that you truly desire, then it works, right? That's when traditional monogamy works. You're like, okay, this is because even marriage in itself is a very weighted institution. Like there's before, before what it is now, now we require love and intimacy. But back in the day, it was just an economic, it was just an economic, yeah. The love thing was a marketing.

Exactly. They sold that shit with love just for the marketing of this, but it was really just to be, you're going to provide for the kids, I'm going to protect the whole house and that's going to be that. We're going to market it with the love and it's supposed to be like, you know, happily live, happily ever after. But that's not what it is. Modern love, I think, is very, very high pressure. I think we look at our partners as a one-stop shop for all of our needs. And I don't think that that's a very reasonable way to go about a partnership. To solve our problems and stuff like that. Well, it depends. The thing is, I don't think that's inherently bad. Think like that and to be like that and that the traditional love is not a bad thing.

But I do not think that it is for everybody and it's as widely spread as we think it is. I don't want to necessarily, I don't want to force it on people, forcing it on people saying that is the truth and the thing. I think that's not really real and that's not, it can't be. It just can't be. So to each their own, but yeah, it's definitely the conversation that we as a society have to have about that. To each their own is the good motto. That's the thing. But you have to find your other person that has to be your own. You have to find your other fit or other fits depending on whatever flows through your boat. Wow, it's interesting. There's a lot to think about. Yeah, because if you think about even infidelity, infidelity is not going away. It's evergreen. It's here to stay.

Because as long as there is sexual desire and there are rigid rules around traditional monogamy, you're always going to find that people are going to be betrayed and hurt in some capacity. However, it's defined to them. Like your answer is different, right? It's like, for me, even, well, yeah, that was my point. So it's a weird thing. I don't know what's going on. Being single right now is very interesting to me because there's a, when you meet somebody new, there's a mystery there. There's a newness of this kind of false excitement. You know what I mean? It feels like drugs in many ways. I feel like my dopamine is being hit and it feels that way. What exactly feels like that? What exactly feels like that?

When you meet somebody new, when you hook up for the first time, when you kiss for the first time, you know what I mean? Butterflies and shit. But that shit will go away. It's guaranteed, right? But now I've been more mindful about it and I realize that maybe, I don't know if this is sustainable, but maybe just stay the way I'm doing it now for the rest of my life. But then I don't get the other stuff. What's the other stuff? The foundation. You know what I mean? The closeness and the, you know, real deep intimacy and maybe starting a family or anything. What do you actually want?

I want both. Being able to fly around and then... I mean, I want the feeling of the excitement and the mystery and all that stuff. And also somebody that's going to be there. Well, that's either two things. Either you are, bless you. Either... There was no sound, so why'd you bless my fart? Because I knew what the hell you did.

You looked at you. Have you farted? If someone goes, I know what they did. I know. Have you farted since you've been here? Yeah, of course. Okay, good. Wow. Bless you.

Thank you. You're welcome. So basically, what you're saying is I think either you are more polyamorous than you think, than you want to believe, or you're not polyamorous and you lack discipline. Interesting. It's not even a judgment. Yeah, yeah. It's just what it is.

It is what it is. Yeah, there's a lot of us who lack discipline and whatever went not. But I think it might be one of... Or maybe there's other options out there. I don't know. But there's a new thing that I'm doing that I just want to tell people is... And I've never done this before. I'm literally setting boundaries up front.

That's good. You know what I mean? Like, I could see myself... You know what? So, what's my MO back in the day? What is it? With promising things. Oh my...

See, she rolled her eyes. I'm not good. I'm not good. I was not good. I'm so mindful about that. I mean... I'm mindful about it. Yeah, I feel like a guy in your position of power, especially...

It was so just rampant. That's how a dude's like, let me get you something. I'm gonna make you want to do stand-up, try open marks. I'll take you on the road. Wait, wait, wait. His position of power? That's... It's a whole conversation him and I have.

What position of power? Hey, fuck you, man. No, no, wait, wait. Back up, back up. John, John, back up. With your, you know, with your, your hand thing, fuck you, dude, all right? Let me say something right now, dude, all right?

To you, maybe not. Bobby. To you, maybe not. You're this hot... Oh, chic black guy from Montreal. You know what I mean? With the French. The Croissant.

Bobby. Bobby. What are you doing? Bear with me. And you have your Abba. Abba. You stand up. Stand out.

So I'll show you guys a two. Bobby. But I'm saying in some fuck... No, in some... No, shut up. Shut the fuck up. All right? In some...

Look at Bryce. Nothing. Dude, this guy is dead. Bryce is out. Bryce is out. Dude, are you working for this company right now? Get involved. Anyway, my point is this.

I love this. I love all this. What I'm saying is... The guy that did not win confrontation is... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got me going. Welcome to the dark side. I'm saying in some...

Hey, don't talk right now. All right? You're back. You're black lit again. You're black lit. All right. Black lit. Listen.

You gotta be Jing... Whatever. All right. I'm Jing Zhang. Jing Zhang is talking. So in certain circles, I do have power. That's it. The reason that I use the term...

Come on, man. The reason that I use the term of... Age of power, bro. ...position of power... Yeah, yeah, yeah. ...is because he likes... He has out... He has talked about not being attracted to a woman who is equally as wealthy.

Oh, God. Wait. I never said that. But I never said that. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. That is most of us. Yeah, it's... Thank you, black lit.

I told you I was on your side. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know on my side.

I forgot. Yeah. But most of us is that. I get it. And it's not so much that we're not turned on by it. Is that we don't... We don't care. It doesn't matter.

In 92, L.A. Rice, I would loot with you. Well, he's in my... Yeah, so we're so... I know Bobby's taking that context. You know what I mean? Curious. You know what I mean? I'm not against it.

I'm with. We're going to do it together. It's my uncle's story, but we're going to do it together. Yeah, yeah. All right. So I'm with you two dogs. Yeah. Here we go, bro.

Go ahead. I forgot the original story. Okay. The thing that happened is that you were talking about position of power, and I said, what do you mean by position of power? Right, right. And you flip the script. The reason why I said, why do you mean by position of power?

The only reason I said that is because I feel like women have a tendency to use and overuse of that term of position of power. And that's the only reason why I wanted to specify. Does it mean you ain't got power? Does it mean you ain't great? You are who you are. Bobby Lee. You know what I mean?

But I just want to know, what do you mean by position of power? Yeah, I think that it's more something that he's defined for himself, not necessarily like, because even when I got with him, I never felt like he was in a position of power. See who's not on your side now? Look at me, Bobby. I'm nationwide. Nationwide. That's me.

That's me. I know. Yeah. Danger. What? No power, nothing? Not in the beginning, no. Okay.

No. Interesting. Wow. Do you want me to leave you? No, no, no. No, no. Right. I love it.

My point is this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like you, right? You think the girl that you're with now, right? Beautiful white girl from Pequiback, is if you were working at Papa John's Pizza, you think you'd be able to get her?

Yeah, I was that guy. I've only been making money for the past six months to a year. But I've been with my girl 23 years, you know what I'm saying? Oh my God. She's been, no, no, don't clap. I like it. I like it. Nationwide.

It's on your side. Like, you know what I mean? I've been right or wrong. I've been the guy from Papa John's. I've been that dude. Right, right, right. I love Papa John's, by the way. If you work there, that's good.

She's been, she's been, she's been like making three times what I was doing. But because she was doing three times what I was doing, I had to pull, I had to pull my weight some other way. Right. Whenever she was doing work and I was doing work or at least she's working until eight. She started at six in the morning working until eight. Yeah. Shit.

Let me just make sure the dinner is ready when she gets home. I go by my business. Do my thing. Yeah. Not I'm doing my, like I'm pulling my weight and stuff. Like I've always pulled my weight, but in different ways. You know what I mean? Well, you're doing well now because you have flash Gordon boots on.

I love that. He was waiting for you. I had to fucking say it. My gig on space or whatever. That's great, man. But that's a thing. Who do you even buy those? Yeah.

Yeah. I know. Fancy. Sycamore style. What's it called? Sycamore style. Look. Sycamore style.

Yeah. Look. I want to learn that. Sycamore style. But your look though. Can I just say this? Let's go with the different direction a little bit. Yeah.

I drive. I like it. You drive with that. Yeah. You drive with that. I'll tell you why. This is pretty much my look too. Jeans.

Yeah. Right. Cool T-shirt. I mean, these are golden goose. They look raggedy. But you know. No. What are they?

$700. What are they? Golden goose. Yeah. I don't know that. Yeah. You don't fuck with that? Yeah.

Those. Oh, shit. You've got to get a fair. I've got to get a sycamore style. I'm going to get like those Onyx and those Rouge. Oh, 700. Whoa. Someone's doing real good on YouTube.

It's YouTube money, baby. What's up? Look at that. Whoa. I want to get those yellow ones. Speed yellows. Yeah. Yeah.

This is from New York. This is a place like this guy is in New York. Oh, that's cool. I ordered those. I love those. Yeah, those are dope. Yeah. Sycamore style.

And. Garden Orange. I'm going to buy some tonight. I like things that come out of New York. Maybe it's just my family's there. Yeah. But you know Daniel's Leather? You know, that's another one on Instagram.

Daniel's Leather. Poof. Anyways. Let me ask you about. So you and Abba? Abba. You do stand up, right? Yeah.

Yeah. How long have you been in stand up? I started in 2015. Okay. So. Like rookie. Seven years ago. Yeah.

Right. Well, I'm not going to count two years. Yeah. Because I don't know how it was for you the past two years. Us. Horrid. In Canada. Canada.

Oh, I bet if we got that one. We had, we were in the worst province. So we were shut down. Curfews. Oh, sure. Everything shut down. Like I mean shut down. So yeah, it was bad.

So yeah. Yeah. Some of your laws up there is fucking weird. It was crazy. It'll be even like. The murderer. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Like even like. There was a Chinese guy. Look just like your brother. There's this Chinese guy. It was a Chinese guy. Look just like you, John. There was a Chinese guy. Right.

In Canada. Yeah. He was on a Greyhound bus. He ate a white kid. Oh, yeah. You know that? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, he's like a free man. He's not a free man, but I. The captain of the dude. Well, he was, he was allowed to change his name and his entire identity. He the captain of the dude. Yeah. Yeah.

The headphones. Yeah. In America, you'd eat a white dude. You're gone forever, baby. That's one. Yeah. But there's also a white dude that ate an Asian dude. So.

Oh, it can't. Oh, that's right. Right. Right. It cancels it out. That's true. That's true. If you look for Luca Roco.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was us. He didn't eat it. He fucked the limbs. And he did eat. Cut up and ate. Probably ate a little bit.

But Jeffrey, Jeffrey Dahmer ate an Asian. That's right. Filipino. Filipino. That's a good thing for you guys. You know how we said that? You guys are tasty. You said he ate an Asian.

Yeah. Filipino. Black people of the Asian. Thank you. No. I heard it. I heard it. No.

You're tastier. That's a fact. Koreans are fucking chewy. Koreans are way too chewy. Right? Yeah. Yeah. And it tastes like rice cake.

I don't like it. My point is this, okay? It is that you're right. So it cancels each other out. Just fine. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe that's what?

I have a question then about eating people and cannibalism. Why me? Like for someone, for a guy like Armie Hammer, who is like sexting women, his, you know, his fantasies about wanting to eat their fingers, you know, about Armie Hammer, right? Don't tell me about him. That guy. Well, it's like, is there a redemption arc for somebody like that? Like, is there a way for him to like still work in Hollywood someday?

No. Is it over over? Well, he ate somebody? No, but he talked about wanting, like, to eat. You know, like, I know it's like some. You just reminded me, just you asking that question. Yeah. You just reminded me how women love that shit so much.

Eating? You think it's sexy, don't you? No, no, they like to get eaten. But they like like fucking serial killers and astrology. That's your shit. That's your shit. Serial killers, astrology is so bogus to me. Okay, good.

Let me ask you this. Armie Hammer. Armie Hammer. Yeah, Armie Hammer. Armie Hammer. Is there a thought that if you would you hook up with him? Here, if he was like a self made, because I was with the documentary with the stuff that you know about him now, there's there's there might be an excitement about fucking

you already have your answer. She didn't say no. That's true. She said, if you know, that's true, like if the right things will happen. She didn't say no. Yeah. But because now the pressure is on like he cannot hurt me, right? Because like eyes are on him.

So but so if he was like, that's how you think. Yeah, I have there's a safety in the in people in in me knowing that he's been found out about fucking but not so dangerous. Right. That I could die. I would fuck him up if he ate you. I would fuck him up. You ain't going to.

Fuck you. What about my chivalry? Jingjong baby. Jingjong. Jingjong fucking power dude. Yeah, here. Oh, y'all. I'll yell at him.

I'll be there for you. Jingjong. Jingjong. You ain't going to go. Dude, when he's in court, I'll yell some shit out. Right. Like, hey, man, fuck, you shouldn't have done that. But apparently he comes from really old white money.

And if he got out, I would spend my life killing. I'll kill him. Jesus. If he ate you, that would fuck me up. Babe, I'll kill Armand Hammer. Armand? Armand Hammer. I'll kill Armand Hammer, dude.

Right. Like, if somebody ate your girl, right? Let's see this guy, ate your girl. Would you kill him? I'm doing this the whole time. I mean, I mean, with. Keep in mind, I'm doing that the whole time. It's really just because of the noise, not because of the fact.

Because that's annoying us. Fuck my cheek. Yeah, that's annoying. Don't do that again. You would kill him, right? Uh, it depends what the circumstances. A guy's eating your girl. You look tasty that day.

What do you eat? Hold on, hold on. He's in here and he got caught by the police so now I can get to him. Or I see him now and he's doing this shit. Yeah, of course. If I see it now. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure, for sure.

Put it if you walked in a room and you saw Bobby Lee with your girl. And he's just naked. Oh my God. What are you doing right now? Hold on, hold on, hold on. I want to see her. I want to see her. Let me laugh.

Let me finish. That's what I was going to ask. I'd be like, Bobby Lee doing Bobby Lee things. My girl's a black belt. If she's mad, she going to do whatever the hell she got to do. Right, right. If she ain't doing nothing, she's safe and she knows it's Bobby Lee. So it's cool.

It's all good in the hood. He ain't going to hurt nobody. Yeah, yeah. It's Bobby. Honestly, if you saw me hooking up with your girl, you'd be mad. Hooking up? Yeah. I mean, what can I do?

Oh, that's right. Like if I can ban you from the club, probably. There's it. I'll call Asti from the cellar. He beat me up. He positioned the power. Position the power, see? Yeah, you see it.

Yeah, you're not doing shit. Big balls. You're not doing shit. Nobody. I'll call fucking. No, but the thing that happened. Read up on the improv. The thing that happened.

You know this whole thing whenever you, okay, if you see someone hooking up with your girl, do you beat the girl or the guy? I would probably go, thanks a lot. That's probably would, but I ain't beating nobody. Yeah. I'm not beating anybody. I ain't beating nobody. That's a clear message.

Yeah, I would go. If they were living in my house, I'd go, I'm going to go to a hotel. I'll give you two days. Get all your shit. Get the fuck out of my house. Yes. And leave. Like I'm not beating nobody.

Yeah. No. Yeah, yeah. No, but the next person that fucks me up though, I'm going to take it out on them. Now, since your new fame and you and Abba killing it, you know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? Are you selling tickets now on the road?

Not yet. We haven't like, we have to get our visa together. But in Canada, even, you know, you're not selling shows in Montreal. We opened back up this summer and before summer, like this, the spring and then I was on tour with another guy. Do we stand up? Yeah. One of Montreal's my Quebec's most famous dude.

He's actually got sued because of a joke. Really? Yeah. My quad. Oh yeah. I don't know him. Yeah. Do you open for him?

Yeah. I open for him for a store. Yeah. So we were doing that. How many seats? Wow. A thousand, thousand. I just did.

I did shows with Tom Segura in Canada. Yeah. I did Halifax. I did London. Big. Big, huge. Canada's back, baby. It's pretty good.

Yeah, yeah. But do you do your own shows in Canada? You want to come to Canada? Yeah. Well, I've done it in before COVID. Yeah, I've done. You want to do it now? Yeah, I'm going to do it now.

I'll fly you out. Do their show. Well, you do your own stand-up show. No, no. I'll bring you out. You just do your own thing, man. Got nice new venues that I know. Should come out.

Yeah, because back in the day you used to do like five shows at Yuck Yucks and you hated that. Yeah. I do Yuck Yuck. The name is Yuck Yuck. Yeah, yeah. No, Yuck Yuck is okay. It's just weird a bit because when you do Yuck Yuck,

you can't go in another comedy store. They have those strange contracts they have with comics. That's bullshit. That's what I'm saying. That's bullshit. Exactly. That's what I'm talking about, which I don't agree with that. But if you want to do your own...

Well, what I want to do, to be honest with you, is do you have guests on your podcast? Yeah, we do. And in Montreal, you do it? Yeah. I'd like to go to Montreal, do a one-night show, do your podcast. You could do Mike's podcast, too. Yeah, I would do like Mike's podcast, your podcast.

Yeah. Hang out with my brothers out there. Yeah. You know what I mean? With Black Lit and his buds. Yeah. Right? And hang out for a week.

Let's do that. I want to do that. You want to do that? 100%. Let's hook it up, man. I really want to hook it up. I love you so much. Do you do hotel?

Do you do hotel? Or you live at... Like you want to crash on my spot. What do you want to do? What do you think? What do you think? No, wait, stop, stop, stop. Everyone stop.

Right? I'll crash your spot. Wow. Okay. Yeah. What does that include? Whatever you want. Really?

What do you think you're going to get? Whatever you want means a lot of things. What do you want? Food. Check. Fuck yeah. Bath. Check.

Fuck yeah, dude. Cuddles. Check. You didn't say who? Yeah, yeah. Who? Who? Check.

Cuddle? You? Check. No. I'm there, dude. I'm there. Fuck hotels. Yeah.

I'll stay at a hotel. No, no problem. Whatever you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We could bring you up. No, I would like to cut. No, honestly, let's be friends. I would love to do it next year.

Right? Maybe next summer or something. That'd be fun, right? Yeah. I would love to fuck with you guys up there. Right? What does that mean? Like, I don't know how to...

Hang out. Okay. Hang out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know how to deal with the hip-hop thing with the language of the hip-hop sometimes. It's mixed.

It's confusing me. Like, I love hip-hop and shit. Like, yeah, yeah, I fuck with you hard. Sometimes it's a bit excessive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That means... Also, preach. I'm not hip-hop.

I'm punk rock. Oh, excuse me. Yeah, but you know what? They're both the same. Yes. In many ways. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

The feelings are the same. Yeah. But I don't know much about... You know, I... It's all right to tell me what you did. What you did. What you did. What you did.

What you did. What you did. What you did. What I did. Oh, fuck, man, oh, fuck. Yeah, I fucking love it. Bobby Lee doing Bobby Lee thing. I love it, man.

Yeah, I just love it, man. Thank you, dude, for that. Dude, I'm telling... Dude, I'ma go to say something. You preach. What's up? What'd I do? Nothing.

I can't even look at you right now, ma. This is how deep I'm going. I can't even look at you, bra. Bra, bra... I like you a lot, dude. And I want you to come back. bring your other, I bought over here with the lips. And I'm so emotional, I can't even say it,

complete sentences and shit, but I feel so good going on between us, and it's gonna be good, man. I love it. We could do it. Yeah, we're gonna do it for real, dude. Disco? Yeah.

You know, I shamed about your body. I like your body, man. You shamed me, you said shit. Yeah, yeah, it's a really good body. Yeah, yeah, you got everything going for you, man. I love it. See, see that? Sexual.

Full circle. Full circle. I have to do it. I have to do it. That's a callback. I know, I brought it back, but. He clutching his pearl. I'm scared of it.

Before that, he was clutching his dick. I love, I was clutching my dick before. But anyway, dude, preach. Honestly, dude, you're a real fucking star, dude. Oh, thanks a lot, man. Yeah, give him a round of applause. Free. Thanks, man.

Anything to promote? Anything to promote? Dates? I don't just go check, I wouldn't preach. I wouldn't preach on YouTube. You can follow me on Instagram. Can you preach the petty? Yeah, man.

That's me. How many followers? You got some followers out there, or what? On Instagram? Yeah. Like 29K? Not that much. We're gonna get it bigger.

Yeah. On YouTube, 1.8 million. 1.8 million. Double our numbers. All right, we're locked. We'll get there, too, though. You don't have to fucking threaten me. The same preachers?

It's not threatening. It's not threatening. It's not threatening. You should say not got power, too. Yeah. It's not threatening. It's not threatening. It's not threatening.

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