TigerBelly - Episode 101: Bart Kwan is Plan B

Episode Date: July 26, 2017

Bart has Japanese candy nipples. Bobo is Tommy. Khaloko slam winks. Gilbo has silver dollar pancakes. We talk Buffalo Bill, OJ, and anger itches.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to Tiger Belly. That's the weirdest open we've ever done. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, but still we opened with it Yeah, and this is episode 101 correct 101 and I think at the Lord Well, let me introduce people and not gonna introduce their guests yet But because I'm gonna talk about the Lord first, but we got everyone we got Richard Merrimer Ramirez is back everybody the serial killer next talker we've got

George appreciate ya We got Galeon was that and my beautiful me a beautiful angel Kalei like you and I was you want to say that the Lord works in mysterious ways. He died for our sins and He's a magic man and today we had a cancellation Be out of an emergency situation. Oh, yeah, we were supposed to have Aquafina and I was sitting there and Kalei goes, who do we get and I go? I don't know Oh Maybe we just do one with that and then all of a sudden I got getting on my phone and

fucking the Asian Bane texted me So true back fucking yeah, MacGotham or where are you know me? But we've got from just kidding news films news all of them. All of them are quan everybody. Yeah Yeah, fuck right here dog. Jesus Christ. Thank you and Bart. Thank you for being here. Thanks for having me But what you don't ever text me. So why'd you text me? Okay? So this is this is a reason why I was texting you don't kill me Yeah, but so I was looking down our list for Bartle Brigade of how many people we want to send our shirts out to yeah And then randomly someone wrote Joe Rogan on the list and I was like, I don't know Joe Rogan

Yeah, how the fuck I'm gonna get these shirts out to Joe Rogan. Yeah. Oh, I remember Bobby Lee telling me that he is Joe Rogan's best friend I just said I probably said I mean, I he's also best friends with a job a walk. He's a parent But um, I can get the shirt to Joe Okay We're not we weren't more than acquaintances acquaintances. Yeah, acquaintances like if he sees me, he'll hug me He'll say he loves me. That's nice. We talk a little bit But I haven't been in a house for a couple years and but we are friends and you want to bring you want this shirt to Joe No, those are yours. Okay. Where's your shirt? No, I didn't bring his shirts because after I started talking to you

How the fuck am I gonna get them sure? I don't care. I don't care about it anymore. Fuck Joe Rogan. It's all about you. Whoa. I didn't say that I need to be on your This is what happened then this is what happened. Okay, okay The Lord knew I needed a guest right but he in your brain He's put down Joe Rogan because he knew that the connection was gonna go down that alley through your brain So I could be your plan B. Yeah, no, you're not my yes. I'm not! You're your plan A! You're each other's plan B. Yeah. Oh, that's true. That is true. That's true. Oh my god. Yeah. So fuck you!

What the fuck are you Chinese? Japanese? What the fuck are you? Chinese. Oh, you're a thick No, were you always thick and buff and stuff or what? No, actually So we both wrestled and I know that you wrestle and when I was wrestling I didn't even have to cut weight to make 130 I was a snatcher like 125. Wow in high school. You were skinny then. Well, how much would what weight class were you? 105. 105. I did 98 a couple years and then 105 Yeah, but we're different sizes. Yeah, right. Yeah, but you kept the body Yeah, I didn't break 100 pounds until I was a freshman in high school. Whoa. So you were a little guy. That was really skinny Yeah, yeah, but when did you get thick though? I mean, I do obviously you work out. Yeah, yeah

I started work weight training. I think when I was like 15 or 16. Yeah, all of my friends older brothers They all came out of jail. Yeah, and so where you from? Whatever it's called. Yeah. Yeah, so they were you from what do you mean? What part did you grow up in? I grew up in Monterey Park What are you worried about that's where ms-13 is there ms-13? No, there's no ms-13 It's other Asian gangs. Oh, there's a ton of Asian at that time at the time. There were a lot of Asian gangs Now it's all both name me one. I was like watching Asian boys watching watching was one good restaurant Yeah, I auditioned didn't get it for watching watching. Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to be a yeah I wanted to be an assassin, but um, I didn't get it and then what the other one was what Asian boys

Asian boys rivals. Yeah, I send him my real. I had a real gang real and they said nah question Slap game. What was in your gang real? Oh me. I had a plastic gun Right. I was going back. We you know just trying. I don't know an Asian, right? Yeah, I go bang-bang I go Mao Mao because I saw the deer hunter. Yeah What? I know, but I thought maybe he was like, there we go. See sit small. Yes. Yeah, I go fuck around with it. Go fuck yourself Asian boys. So then all right. So then you you work out and then how let me cuz I want to just say something to you And I'm gonna give you a compliment. Oh, thank you. May I?

What years ago when I was you know trying to do net shit, you know I mean George was like you got to meet just kidding news films and I go who are they? I didn't know I'm not familiar with the thing and I want to say this is that you guys are Number one. I love all you guys so likeable and so gifted just just likeable funny Thank young kids and I call you kids and and when I did I didn't really know But then it's like through the years people come up to me and go just kidding news like they've seen me on it I get recognized from only that. That's awesome. You work with those guys, huh? Especially they're really young kids. Yeah, young kids only know him from that from that. That's crazy. It's crazy, right?

Yeah, so um, I respect you and I really appreciate you guys have me on because it helps me That's awesome. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I don't know if I ever told you this, but you're one of my childhood Oh, I don't I mean, it feels good. I get it too. What? Tell him what happened earlier today at large month. Oh shit. Yeah, he does this thing Let me let me talk about it because you're gonna fucking slam me. I'm not gonna slam you Can I just tell him what you do which he does with everybody? I would like to hear All right, well, let's start with her perspective Okay, because yours is by the way crazier. No, it's nice. Mine's more real, but if you wanted the fake version, then go ahead

This is the accurate I believe you we're so he does this thing where if he gets recognized He'll look over to me or Gilbert or anybody and he'll give a wink Yeah, and then he'll wing so and then he'll tell you I'm Korean Elvis, huh? And then you're supposed to say yes Yeah, yeah, so he did that today. So this what did the lady say lady goes? Oh my god You're really funny. I really love the stuff that you do and he goes. Thank you. He turns to me and he goes I'm Korean Elvis, huh? And then what's the problem with that? Nothing? Well, then tell me about three minutes later

He sees another person coming up to him and he thinks that he's gonna be told the same thing like oh, hey Bobby Lee Whatever he pre-winked or something. He pre-winked He basically pre-winked Except the guy was like hey, dude Tommy nice to see Oh Tommy where to get Tommy from I don't know people sometimes. They don't know my name. Yeah, Tommy Yeah, like Tommy Lee. I don't know what the connection is. I look nothing like Tommy Lee, but um and she did that and hurt my heart Yeah, so I could feel my fucking heart just shatter inside my body and then I knew that she was gonna do a slam wink Right, so I look at her reverse wing to me and it burns. So I've been calling him Tommy all day

Yeah, she'd be calling me Tommy all day and um, you know it hurts, but you know what not a lot of people I was at the airport coming here We were where we on Tempe and this black guy at the TSA he goes Love you man on hangover and I go That's not me man. He goes nah, I see you and I go no that's and I got mad I go no, that's Ken Jung. All right, and if you look at us back to back We don't look anything alike because whatever man, but I should just go

Cool and just move on Am I not right? Yeah, do people think that you're other celebrities ever? I wouldn't call them celebrities So they'll get me and Joe mixed up the biggest fan Joe. I love you so much. Oh shit I'm part yeah, yeah, yeah, and I also get mixed up with the wang fu people wang fu people I also get mixed up with the Fung Brothers the fuck of the Fung Brothers They're another YouTube channel the Fung Brothers There's an actual Fung Brothers. There are there are oh fuck fuck them Fuck the Fung Brothers. You heard it. Here's the other one

Well, fuck you There's only one fucking rodeo in town and just kidding. Yeah Yeah, what about Delegato, do you get them? No, I never got right because he looks dirty That's a dirty gook right there. Yeah. Yeah Can I say gook? Yeah, I'm sorry my bad. You're right Richard Ramirez So when I brought up Richard Ramirez, what's his job sitting back there a killing people? No, he does that camera. Oh Yeah, that's your camera. He does your camera nice, but I said he looks like Richard Ramirez and then bark goes

Who's that? That's for shameful kind of I don't study serial killers. It's not about studying, but let me say something to you Yeah, say This is that there's East Coast representing, you know the serial killer vibe or whatever and then there's the West Coast crew Representing the East Coast I would say Eileen Warnos is a East Coast. She's from Florida. Who is she? That's East Coast. I know but like, you know, we then it's Southeast Northeast, you got to represent Southeast. Yeah, cuz Florida serial killers are very different from New York serial killers Mm-hmm. Is there a buzzfeed video on all of this? No, son of Sam was New York

New York all day every day New York in the house. I'm a Sam and then we got Richard Ramirez Ramirez. He was the night stalker and that was all California, correct? Yeah, you don't know serial killers I don't know any of the people you named. Okay. Really? Yes. Who's the girl? You know Eileen Warnos. Eileen Warnos was the girl from Monster, the movie Monster with Charlize Barron. I didn't even watch that movie Yo, Oscar You have to watch that. I feel like you're gonna kill me or something. No, I'm not gonna. I can't kill you. Look at your body Yeah, yeah, you're Asian Bane, bro. You're Asian Bane. I'm gonna fuck with you. I'm not Asian Batman I'm gonna do. I'm gonna ask you some serial killers and you're gonna say I know them or not. Okay. Okay. Okay

I feel like they're all gonna be I don't know. What? I think you'll get some. Okay. All right Go. Do you know who Ed Gein is? No. God damn it. That sucks. You have to describe what they did and what their weapon of choice was. Ed Gein was in Wisconsin Okay, he lived in like a farmhouse or whatnot and he Lured a couple of town's girls into his house and he skinned them and they made like lampshades out of their body Which was do you ever see a silence of the lambs? No He's a positive person. Oh my god. Oh, wait, wait, wait, is that the one with uh Matter, bro, it doesn't even fuck him out or brah. You can say anything. Is that the one with Christian Hayden sin and Natalie Portman?

I'd be like, yeah, who's Christian Hayden sin? Whatever Whatever Anakin Yeah You don't watch movies, I do I love movies, but I just started Because are you a Christian? No, it's cuz so are you a Christian though? No, I'm not Christian. Oh, okay Christians can't watch movies. Yeah, but they don't watch dark shit. Oh, right. They don't watch dark. I watch. Oh boy That's just pretty dark. Yeah, we'll see because Asian though. Yeah, it's Korean. Yeah, pretty dark great movie

Yeah, I love the movie. Do you ever see I saw the devil? Yes. I love Yeah, yeah, yeah, you so you watch good stuff, but you should go back and watch some classics Yeah, I should silence in the lambs is a classic. Okay directed by Jonathan Demi. Okay, Anthony Hopkins is in it He plays Hannibal Lecter big it's a franchise. Yeah, it's a huge franchise the detective's a girl, right? Yeah, I was gonna ask him Jody Foster was in the movie. You should watch it. Anyway, the Anthony Anthony Hopkins character Hannibal Lecter. Yeah was based loosely on Ed Gein the Wisconsin. Okay. No, no, he wasn't Buffalo Bill

That would be I was how do you know so much about serial killers? fantasies fantasies, I don't have serial-kill fantasies, but I just I have fantasies about you're killing I don't know why why is the afghan fucking looking at me all suspicious? He's so nervous Don't fucking look at me like I like you. It's so funny. Yeah, it's very funny No, um, I don't know why I just because I think that Murder and killing and stuff is so awful That it it I find entertainment it more of a voyeurism not in a good way

Yeah, not entertainment so much as like it's so it's so departed from your own world. It's so extreme Yeah, that there is a sense of curiosity as to like how people could even psychologically get to a place to commit such crimes What the fuck was going on up there? You know, yeah, do you ever like youtube be heading videos and stuff like that too? I used to but You did? Oh, yeah, that's crazy. I saw this one. Do you have a favorite? I have one that's more than my favorite Which uh, who who who was the one that committed that be heading? It was the it was like an ms13 kind of All those ones are brutal and there's these two guys that Smuggled yeah, they stole stuff. They were they were in the gang, but they were like peons and they did something wrong

so they were gonna be punished and One of them was chainsawed in half. So it's gang on gang. Yeah chainsawed in half. The other one was his buddy After he saw his buddy being chainsawed. They took a knife stuck in his neck and chopped his head off This is on youtube. No, it was on um Yes, I don't know where I remember when I saw it, but probably read it, you know, I don't get off on it. I think it's disturbing But He's really good to know. Yeah tragedy porn. You like tragedy porn. Yeah. Yeah. What is that like? It's basically he gets he finds some sick satisfaction out of seeing really sad things

Do you bust at the same time? Like, you know He doesn't jerk off to it People are fucking call it tragedy porn people are confused. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't jerk. Listen everyone listening I don't like mayhem and death. I'm not the joke or nothing like that I don't jerk off to fucking he has just the curiosity for sad or like very very gory murderous things gotcha From a voyeuristic. Yeah. It's like, you know, when

Remember the Korean ferry Sank the Korean ferry. Yeah, there was a Korean ferry in Korea Okay, and it was going to an island right and it was it had a bunch of kids on it I think they were high schoolers And the ferry sank and you know, the Korean captain of the ship goes stay I'm gonna do the accent. Stay in your cabin. Do not leave And then the captain left the boat he jumped he jumped ship And all the kids died and all the kids died and they didn't leave their cabins because they listened to their authority

Damn, that's fucked up. Yeah. So like I don't know like 30 kids drowned a lot of kids Yeah, a lot of kids and then cnn had this thing where they were bringing bodies Into the shore and they had this white tent And around the white tent are about a hundred police officers and stuff, right? And they're like, you know, but the head's down Yeah, and parents would come in and identify the bodies And then you can hear fathers crying. Yeah, and you can't see it All you see is the cops crying too And I watched it and I cried and I don't know why but I like watching stuff because I like to cry

But I mean he would not stop googling pictures of this particular incident for four months straight Every day he would find pictures of parents crying and it's not even from a a mocking place It's just he has this like sick curiosity curiosity for that type of sadness. Yeah, but I want to I want to I don't think you've ever felt it yet. No, it's out of like I feel bad for them And I and it makes me sad for them. I think maybe you've never experienced like real tragedy Really? So being molested by a guy with Down syndrome is not tragic I mean it is. I mean like who have you had any significant like death in your family

You know, uh, uh, David told me. Yeah. Yeah. David told you. Yeah. Yeah. I was brutally molested The word brutally, man. Yeah brutally. I had Down syndrome fingers in my butthole How old were you eight nine ten? You know, I mean, you know tragic, but that's not tragic apparently Not tragic enough enough for me apparently. All right. I was uh Uh, you know just beating up on my dad and stuff. That's fine. Go ahead. No It's a one go ahead I from the way I understand it is that when we talk about it, you've never had any Thank god any massive or tragic deaths in your family to where it's it's gotten a hold of you and kept you in a dark place

So I think for me like watching my dad die I never want to revisit other people dying is or put myself in a position where I have to feel that all over again So I think that maybe you just haven't had a significant death in your life So maybe you're curious about that curious about Watching people grieve Have you ever had a no, I just have you grieved. Have you ever grieved? I have grieved. Um, when lauren dombrowski died I grieved who who's that lauren dombrowski was a producer on that tv and when I relapsed on drugs She got me sober and she

When mad tv let me go they were going to pick up my contract again She convinced them to pick it back up because I was sober. So she she helped me on so many different levels Her husband sponsored me She did things for me that no a normal person would never do she was a great lady very funny and She I mean many ways she got me the show because my manager abby managed lauren, all right So when she passed my brother and that my brother and I because lauren loved steve We grieved hard

And then when scott redmond died was another a guy I grieved hard and people I have grieved But I also want to feel when somebody dies sympathy sympathy like you want to feel Empathetic, yeah, and I feel I find it to be it makes me angry too. Like, you know, it's like when people look up sandy hook Yeah, yeah, okay Oh, you know that one. No, no, no, no Oh, you know that I get on people watch the news They like they like the news because they get to kind of live outside of their own world and the kind of experience

Many ways. Yes. What are you just like the really extreme shit? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, and does that make me a bad person? I don't know. Maybe you just like to cry too, right? He loves to cry It is cathartic though. Yeah, I I watch the reason why I watch america's got talent. I was gonna ask you and british got talent No, no, no, no, no when they're really good and I see parents crying tears and stuff Same here. I cry too. You know, it's uh one of the movies that made me cry was uh, do you guys watch kung fu panda? I've seen it

I don't know what monster is Hey, man It's a real movie and uh, there's this one part where the stork was the dad He tells the panda that he's actually not his father the story Yeah, and I started crying. I was like, yeah, see that's weirder What? That's weirder than what I do because you're crying over bullshit. No, that was that's why okay, so he The panda was was brought up in this noodle stand and he loved his dad and he was supposed to

It was supposed to fulfill this destiny But then he had this burning desire to be something more than just a noodle maker And so when he comes back and he tells his daddy he doesn't want to be a noodle maker He let him know like his origins now. He found him in the forest. Yeah. Yeah I don't know his heart pitch and how old were you when you cried probably like 24 something 25 All right, well so kung fu panda that's great and um, so you watch game of thrones. Yes, I love game very good That's something we can at least Well, we can okay. No anyone that's listening now. There'll be probably spoilers. No, it's actually not probably there's definitely spoilers

There are spoilers, but you should keep up to date with it because it's one of those things where It's a cultural show that everyone knows about so by this time If you haven't seen sunday's episode turn it off watch the fucking thing Season two episode two. All right, so how are you guys feeling about it? Um, I'm pretty excited. I want to see uh, john snow meet that's what I'm waiting for. Yeah Actually, uh, half brothers and sisters, right? No, they're um, um, the nary's is his aunt Is his aunt? Yeah, because the nary's is the nary's is brothers with regar and regar Was yeah, so it's the aunt. So that's her nephew

Right, George. I thought they were brothers and other brothers because look I do it last season john snow's parents are who lianna stark and regar Targaryen. Yeah, regar is a brother of denari's, right? So yeah, so it's aunt and nephew No, wait, wait, how about this? Why don't you google it george and start fucking questioning shit? Google to share the same father No, they don't share the same father. Oh shit. It's kung fu panda too Yeah, yeah, but by watching last episode

I realized who my favorite character is and I you're on No, I think he's the realist and I I feel like I identify with him And it's tarion. No No, because it wasn't you're on you're on was the first one I chose. I know no Keep guessing. I chose a ruthless killer. He said no. So I was like, she was a gray worm Theon gray joy. Oh, you are theon gray joy Theon gray joy because I'm all Howard the brutally. No, I'm a Howard Howard. He jumps off the ship. Yeah I would jump off the ship if you're on told in kalayla. You're not chucking me off the ship

No, because I because if I know I'll tell you why I wouldn't with her Because if if I jump off the ship and then he doesn't kill her then I know that she's gonna get me Right, so she'd have to kill her so aria star and if I saw her body like from the ship dangling I'd be a few Close one, right? But if somehow he goes nah, right and I'm swimming to shore She'll find me eventually just yeah, I'll be like baking with that fat guy and like hot pie. Yeah, eating hot pie Yeah, I got a job there. Yeah, and I see her come in with like fucking her sword. I'd be like, oh my god. There she is

So you're theon gray joy. That's who you mostly or you closely Um, identify first of all the way he was brutally No, he's got it got his dick cut off guys dick cut off. Yeah, so that's me with the down syndrome being molested I think Gray worm has a dick cut off too, and he's perfectly and he's a warrior. Yeah, but I'm not Oh, okay, like I'm not a warrior. Are you I'd be real. I mean come on. How about you gilbert? I was gonna say gray worm I'll tell you why he was gonna be gray worm. Oh, I was gonna be gray. Oh, you are gray. You kind of look like gray worm Yeah, but dick size

No, the real reason is because like him. I was ashamed of my body for so long Big ariolas is like Pepperoni nipples are equivalent to having no dick I don't want a woman to see my pepperonis. Can I see your pepperoni just for fun for just Okay, let me I stand up for a second. They're bigger than why are you those? I'm never fucking seen those before in my life Put them up put them away put them away Can I just ask you a question? I'm gray worm. Maybe shave the hair. No Oh my god

No, it makes it look weirder But I have to because it looks like a mammoth tit. I'll say this I've done it Sir, how do you know what a mammoth because I've seen fucking prehistoric books about it And they don't know the titties. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, you have a mammoth breast. Yeah Shave that shit. Okay. It's gross. The thing is when I shave it, it grows back so fast What did you just keep shaving? I can't you know what I should wax it. I should can you wax it? Yeah, because harry's razors Oh, yeah They're not our sponsors. Oh, can I see it one more time? Please stand up. Let me see it one more time

Why do you just leave it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, come stand up. Let me look at why do you have to oh my god You know what he else has on it? What he's like nine other mini nipples on the nipple. It's got a stevie wonder nipples. Yeah braille Yeah, and there's so many it's like the Dead Sea Scrolls. Yeah It's braille. You know what? It's not that it's wide or silver pan silver dollar pan cakey. It's it's poofy Oh, it's fat boy puppy nipples. Yeah Yeah, do you have no because you were skinny before no, I like the tiniest nipples I have the actually like the Antonin to your nipple Oh

Oh Yeah, the tiniest nipples ever. Oh my god. Are you just a three-year schoolgirl? Japanese little Japanese schoolgirl titties. Are you guys are so cute? Those could be like can't Japanese candy Those are I'm not like I'm hungry. You want to eat nipples yours? Oh my god Those are the antithesis effect. Yeah, you're in the middle. You're in the middle. I don't know what mine now They're pretty small. Oh my god. You're pretty small. You might be tired. You might be tired. You're Japanese candy, too Yeah, Japanese, you know what it is. Yeah, you know what it is. No, I'll tell you what it is

It's called evolution Hear me out Bart and I are more evolved than you okay because we as men don't need our nipples Right so through evolution. We're gonna eventually our siblings might not even have the guys We might not even have nipples because we're just father-along. They're vestigial. Yeah, you're prehistoric. This whole conversation is my worst nightmare I feel like I'm in high school right now Especially with the hair. My nipple is getting hard for being bearded. I know but notice he had no hair. No hair nor do I Yeah, less hair more evolution. You know what maybe you have gynecomast yet. Do you ever have leakage? No, I have psoriasis Uh, that's not the same. Oh my god

I'm sad for you. Just fucking evolved, bro I'm trying man. No, it's too late for you. Well, I'm like Jorah then Okay, hold on. Who do you identify with on the game of thrones? Oh, man I uh, I felt like I identified with Ned Stark in the beginning That's a good one. Yeah hero type hero. Yeah, at least I don't know. Uh, no it is and then uh I don't know how about season six and seven only season six and seven. I like terrian I like you like terrian. Why why because I feel like he's uh, he he's not Manipulative, but he knows how to play the cards in order to have the most favorable result without being shady

Right, and I think he has a dope personality smart and calculated. Yeah, and you he is like a survivor because yeah being his size too He's able to like He's just one of those guys that people just gravitate toward him. Yeah, like things that just happen super witty too Yeah, he's very smart. That's what happens when you've always been an underdog You just become the strongest at the end. Right. Would you think I'm more like the uh, you think theon gray joy is my thing I think theon gray joy is very accurate What why? He has he has moments of valor where you're like like yesterday seen in the boat where you see wow

We have theon back. He's fighting like a warrior again. Yeah. Yeah, and all of a sudden like when when he's most needed He just jumps off the ship. That's bobby when he's most needed when he when he's when he's most needed He's playing bejeweled in the corner and not making eye contact. That's true. I did text him. I was outside and he didn't respond Yeah, I was playing fallout, but anyway But I used to have a joke about the titanic the movie. Yeah, and at the end of the movie like if I was the leader You haven't seen titanic either you've seen it. I haven't I haven't seen it really so all all movies pre like Maybe like 2002 and before I never really watched. Yeah, my parents just take the tv My best friend was exactly the same way everything is circa 98 for her

So she only started listening to music That's why boys to men's a big thing for her because that's when she was allowed to start listening to music and then watch tv 98 and over everything before that. She doesn't know anything about my tv was taped. Yeah 2000 so what's the earliest memory of a movie? Bloodsport. Oh, that's a good one. So that that was a movie Uh, that would come on when the tv was untapped. So I'd watch that over and over and over and over again Oh, wow taped tv No, well, I'm gonna do it anyway because I'm the captain of this ship. Okay, fuck not

I'm gonna stand I graduated from high school in 1990 y'all All right. Yeah, but I still own the white album. That wasn't during my time either. What's the white album? What is that Stand back guys stand back I know but stand back. All right There was a band called the Beatles. Oh, okay. Okay Have you heard of the Beatles? Yes. Oh, thank god because you were gonna die. Just just recently

Oh I watched uh across the universe and I fell in love with the Beatles. Oh, well, then there you go You know what? You're a lot. See that's what I'm saying. Okay. Is that like the Beatles you just discovered them But that's from the late 60s early 70s, right? Yeah, and you're able to go back so what I'm saying to you is is that some of these movies like taxi driver or Apocalypse now or whatever a movie that was like culturally relevant in that time period You can get on iTunes and watch it. I really recommend you do that. Yeah, I will you will yeah titanic No, no, fuck the tiny

No, no, no, no titanic. No Fuck Celine Dion, how dare you? I already told you that my Elton John story. Oh, yeah, have I said that on the set? No, no, no, I got thrown out of an Elton John concert there. Why? Oh, yeah, because I yelled out dance faggot He was high out of his mind It was not sober. I don't remember saying it but somebody says I said dance faggot and then they pulled me out by my hair Oh, shit. That's crazy. Well because I spent 400 on the ticket and he just sat behind the piano

And I'll also buy this back and also by the way I would never yell that now. Yeah, and I and I was when I was on drugs I was like 18 years ago and I would never do that now. I don't believe in that I don't believe in the f word. I can't believe I even just said it because I love the lgbt community I love do whatever you want to do. I've sucked it too Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so throw that out there. You know what I mean? I just don't want to get in trouble. You know, I was a story from before. Yeah, I understand that but I get paranoid I want to talk about oj. I know but we will in a second. So

Oh, thank you. Yeah No, because I wanted we done with Game of Thrones then. Oh, hold on. So you're hold on. Let's let's get this straight You're Tyrion Lannister. Yeah, you're Theon Green but secretly I would like to be Jon Snow I think everyone think you're not. I don't think I am. He knows what the white apple miss. Yeah, he probably is Yeah, you I don't know who I am I feel like a young me was aria Just combative very sort of a rebel

um And very lost but also you're more like the fire witch Oh Yeah, that's what you are. So she's an old lady wrapped up in clothes Yeah, you know what I mean, but like we've had it like dead babies come out. Oh my god When that goes when that ghost. Oh, yeah, the first one that came out. Yeah, the dead baby had sex with stanice. Yeah Yeah, we kind of did that too. Oh You're maybe like the lady from Dorn

The lady from Dorn. Oh the bisexual. Yes. Yeah, because you're you know, you the mother of the sand snakes. Yeah, the sand snakes No, no martels. Yeah, she's not that wicked I'm uh, yeah, she was just overly sexual. She was just once her pussy eight. I think I offer more than that, right? Maybe not Oh, you got a baby coming too, huh? Yeah, when's geo? I like the segue from the pussy eight That's a cute bobby. When is geo the month next month? Uh, yeah, geo's due september second So, yeah, but they're saying like the baby can come like a week before a week after you can have it right now Do you know the sex of the baby? Yeah, it's a boy. Wow

Yes, they're gonna have a really buff boy. Yeah And it's a good genetics too. I know both of you. Yeah, it's amazing. I hope so. No, it will be she's really tall too, right? Yeah, she's 5 11 Yeah, what would you do if the baby comes out right and it doesn't look it looks half black If the baby can't get my half black. Yeah, I'd probably damn. I don't know That's like geo was like, no, I never you know, I mean, but then it turns out it's like Denzel's baby Oh Oh, really? So if it was

No, so stop. So I would have to gather all the facts then. Yeah. Yeah, be asian about it and gather the facts But right so if you found out and then and then geo said I fucked Denzel Washington. Yeah, what would you do? man, uh I'd probably see how I can benefit from that situation being the terry lannister that I am. Yeah. Yeah And uh, and see what the best thing to do is I guess. Yeah, but I'd be crying. I'd be crying. It's a kung fu panda moment Oh This whole time I've been supportive, but you're raising Denzel's son. That's not a bad thing. Yeah, that's pretty iconic Would you raise the sun as your own?

Oh, probably would you trust geo again? Uh, probably not. Yeah, but you still you wouldn't break up Oh, I don't think so. I love you a lot. I know you do I know you do. Yeah, ask me the same situation Okay, let's say kale. Uh, kalaila. Kalaila. Yeah, uh, fucks. Uh, who's who's more contemporary tom hardy Whoa, someone really was like, please tom hardy. Say tom hardy. Say tom hardy. Tom hardy. Fuck some hardy and then you have, uh, Baby that comes out and looks nothing like bobby. What do you do? Why go why isn't the bait? Why does a baby have beautiful lips?

And you'd be like, what would you say? You know, I did what I had to do So who's the baby that who's the father bane? Tom you fucked tom hardy. Yeah Then I would call england. Is that where he lives? I would call england I would yeah, I would call my agent and go get me tom hardy's number or his rep Right, and then I somehow couldn't you just get his number for me? Yeah, but I don't know. Okay. I don't know your relationship with him. I mean, are you still talking to tom hardy this whole time?

Well, you don't know. I mean, all right, so I'm gonna ask you. Do you have tom hardy's information? Yes, I do. You have his email Yes, I do. I have his phone number. I have dick pics everything. Okay. So I said, what's I go? What's up? I'll do an email Yeah, what's up tom tom love love um, dunkirk dunker really good. Yeah. Yeah, really good and dunkirk I would have to like flat him up a little bit. Yeah, sorry. I'm up bronzen. You killed it. Yeah, right and then I will go Um, I know you fucked my girlfriend And um, I don't want money. I just probably a little child support would be cool, but I will raise the kid By the way, Kaila's dead Yeah, she died five minutes ago five minutes ago. No, I wouldn't kill her. I go, we're gonna raise the baby together if that's cool

Um, we need child support and um, also I will not blast it out into You know, I won't call TMZ or anything. You're gonna Christiana Ronaldo it you're gonna kill her You're gonna get me in a couple of movies. Oh Leverage what's more important to you getting into movies or the money that you make for movies Just getting into them because I think the financial I'm fine I mean, you still have to pay me for the movie, but now I wouldn't get I don't care What do you care about the parts that you get in the movies? Well, I if I need lines Yeah, okay, and I can't be ching chong. Yeah, but other than that

So you just want to be a part of any movie. No, but here's movies. I want to be a part of like Yeah, like he wants to be dunked the only Asian guy in Dunkirk It's supposed to be a period piece of Harry Styles drowning in together. You know, I mean, but Imagine if he had to put you in the movie or else you would rat him out. Yeah. Yeah public Yeah, well, you know, I know exactly how would they would do it how to put me in Dunkirk Yeah, what would they do? They would make me a pilot and put the mask on me And then put the aviators on right. Hello. Hello, and I would like You know, and it was on my line. Hello, and you know, I mean shooting. Yeah

But I think that's what he would do. Have you watched Dunkirk? No, but I do want to watch this. I have all I want you to Yeah, yeah It's a week So the baby comes out in a month and how is the other um your your team dealing with it everyone on everyone happy Yeah, I think one's really happy because this is the first I guess jk baby It is the first jj. Did you guys plan it? Uh, I kind of I mean we didn't not plan it. So so

It wasn't like this is the date and this is you didn't uh, we were looking to have a baby in uh, 2018-2019. Oh, okay. Yeah, but you were coming inside her. Yes Oh, okay You were coming inside her and obviously, you know what happens after that. Yes, I do Figure that out. Yeah, it happened. Yeah, and um, this is joe still got a girlfriend joe. Yeah, I like that one too joe. Jess joe. Yeah, joe's with Jess. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about Jess, but I like joe. Oh, you like joe? Oh, I thought you meant you like Jess. No, because joe looks like a bro Like he would be a family member. You know the older that he's getting he's more and more like you

So, uh, when we first met you there's this one, uh, Clip of you on your ig where you're doing karate next to a pool. Yeah, I think you're in the philippines or something Yeah, yeah, and then I showed joe that and he was laughing like crazy Yeah, and then now he's doing the exact same thing like when we go to hawaii. He's doing karate by the pool But he's doing it seriously, right? Yeah, that little one, you know, why because he looks a little retarded Tell you why he has that one little eye Eyes that go in like this and I kind of I like that look I guess maybe and I look at him go. God he there's something wrong

There's something wrong with him, but he's also cute and very funny. Yeah talented guy. Um, what about the skinny mexican one? What's her name the girl? Uh tiff. Yeah, how's she doing good? She's doing good. She's with that other guy That's on your thing too. The one that you try to kiss the the first time you met him Yeah Yeah, but you guys moved, huh? Yeah, they're uh, kasey and tiff are in uh, paris right now. They're getting married Oh, we were me and you're supposed to be there, but the baby is due so we can't really go on the plane It's unbelievable. This is just I want to say this to you. Yeah To to do what you've done

With what you're doing Is so difficult to me. I don't even know How to even begin to do what you've done You've taken your friends and yourself. Yeah, you you approached the youtube world or whatever online world And you created a mini little empire Yeah, yeah, and for me that's so difficult to do because now you're competing with Everyone. Yeah in show business, you know, you're competing with 20 guys that are Asian actors that are comedic that have representation

But with him and his crew They're able to now it's a like a little business. It's a business. Yeah, they moved into these new offices right in a little tokyo, correct Uh, it's in the arch district. It's kind of close. Yeah close a little tokyo. Yeah, and you guys are buying houses and shit, right? Uh, me and joe barhouse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and that's um, and that's all off of your show, correct? Yeah merchandise and whatnot Yeah, and I want to talk about your merchandise because I'm wearing your short shirt not short shirts Right and this shirt is called um barbell brigade I'm gonna let me read it

I was worried barbell brigade high quality and I'm going to say this. I like the way it's thin Yeah, I like the way it fits my body and I like the simplicity of it You know, I don't like all this fuck, right ramirez. Just like watching you all the time If he pulls out a knife or anything like that, somebody just goes somebody say something I'm kidding. I like you. You know, I like you. I just make a joke. All right. I love you, man You're a good guy and thanks for being a part of this family. I really appreciate your help Anyway I don't think he's gonna kill me

Yeah, but this is great. So um, well, how can people find the shirt? Uh, they can go to barbell brigade dot com Barbell brigade and check it out. It's good. Is that how you you make money from that? Uh, that's not like our main moneymaker our main our main moneymaker is jk So you get it through youtube? Yes, the ad sense the ad sense Yeah, right. So and because you guys are getting millions of hits and whatnot. Yeah, you get that's unbelievable That's crazy. You like that system or no, you think they're ripping you off. Um, it's so it's kind of tough Um, I think it's cool. So like uh, we had this meeting at pop tv And uh, it was cool the way one of the execs kind of worded it

He was saying that youtube is a democratic space versus In traditional hollywood. It's more of uh, like dictatorial So there's a couple of people that hold the keys to pretty much all the opportunities But the quality is is way higher like the standard of quality is way higher. Where? Uh, in hollywood in hollywood. Yeah, because you have taste makers there. Yeah versus on youtube It's democratic space. So people the the fans are are voting what type of content you want to see Yeah, and most of those fans are between 9 and 13. So the quality of content It just keeps dropping and dropping and dropping and dropping

So do you so do you have to sometimes do things you don't want to do? Uh, I think that happens a lot actually I mean, it's not like completely you don't want to do it But you have to adjust and you can't be blind to who your main demographic is Yeah, so do you think that you're being because I know that you guys can swear and all kinds of stuff on it Because I've done it before. Yeah, I really liked it But my point is is that do you have to edit yourself? Uh, no, we don't really edit ourselves

But I also think that's why we don't have like millions and millions of subscribers like the type of growth that The more I guess like teeny bopper type and the more pc stuff they grow really really fast Our edits aren't that fast Things are slower paced and we say what we want and because of that our growth is a little bit slower But our fans are more real but not only that you also can sleep at night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you I'm being real I mean, yeah, if you're not selling out either. Yeah, if I had to Do this podcast based on a 13 year old demographic. Gosh, that's I'm done. Yeah. We get two followers. Yeah Yeah, and I think that's something that we talked about in the very beginning. Yeah, you know, how how low can we go?

And we've gone pretty low. Yeah I mean, we had an edit like wow, I mean Brooklyn Thanks High-quality high quality. Thanks partner. Yeah. Yeah, and thanks for reminding us and if you're gonna sleep you like sleeping I love that. That's the road to take down Is it Brooklyn? Is it really high quality really as we use it on our thing. Oh, yeah Yeah, it's very fresh and good

Soft and great material, but yeah, that's something that we talked about And we talk about I mean we you know we I don't want to do Listen I tried the I tried the youtube game. Yeah, and nothing I did because that's how I met george at maker They brought me in I I created a channel And people were just not watching my shit. I would did I did create a toky fang No one liked them I created that talk show talking talking. Yeah, no one really watched them and I just went

Oh, I didn't I want I'm gonna have to focus on the mainstream shit because or hollywood because yeah This isn't working for me and that's the space that you know Hollywood it's it's not it's not the space that I know it's a space that will have me And here's why here's why it makes I can live with myself because I'm not gonna name names, but there's certain guys I've worked with. Okay, and You you you look at their stuff and you go I don't understand. Okay It's not good. It's not us. Was it? No. No, no, no, I don't want to name who it is though I can tell you when the things turn off. Okay. All right. Now when you're the guy turns his off

Yeah, there's a certain guys that you look at and you go I just can't I can't do it. Yeah, and At least with hollywood You have to jump through so many fucking hoops. Yeah That when you get when you get like when a network president Or a studio president okay's you with all the executives the the producers and everyone You've jumped 50 fucking hoops. Yeah, I mean hurdles. Yeah Yeah, and you go, okay. I've been vetted by the you know the the best of the best power the key holders The key holders. Yep. So it makes you feel like oh, okay. There's something about me

Right, but then it also hurts when no one subscribes to your channel. Yeah. Yeah, so it's you it's you're like you know I don't know. I mean I might like it if you know if I had 20 million subscribers Yeah, then I can do what exactly what I want to do. Yeah, that wasn't the path for me. Yeah Mm-hmm You know Do you do stuff like that to jio like there are things that annoy her but you do it all the time Uh, yeah, I always I was trying to annoy her like would you do like fart on her? Uh, no, so like um you fart in front of her though. Yeah all the time

But she she gets mad because my farts really like they stick really bad. All right. I'll beat you every day Any day in the world you want to have a fart battle? Yeah, my shit dude. I might have to fart now I don't know how we would have I can't even push it right off. I want to but you know what we could do What we could light them on fire to see what happens who gets like the largest but doesn't that burn the smell Yeah, it's gone. Okay, but there's different tests What there's that what that's potency gas potency Right, so that's one thing gas potency gas potency. The other one is um Just smell. Okay, we could judge it on that and how do we do that? Do we have a third party smeller?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we you need judges. Okay, and the third thing is also um Consistency My shit has like shit in it. Yeah, he has debris. Yeah, so instead of like making the fire bigger He puts out the fire. Oh, yeah Like mine's an IED. Oh, okay, where there's like shrapnel that comes out right like shit shrapnel So it's like it's like vaporized sharks Yeah, yeah, yeah So you didn't have to beat me on content too. You know what I mean? So, um, I think you win then

Why because yours is all spray yours is all uh, what gas from what people describe to me is that it is thick And it's humid. Oh, and it doesn't it lingers southern. Okay. That's it. That's another linger is Lingering that should be another thing. How long it lingers. Yeah, it's a lingering thick cloud And even if I fart outdoors the wind doesn't blow it away. Whoa. It's sturdy. Yes. It's sturdy It's a rain cloud, but I've never had vaporized sharks I love that dirt There was there was never you see you don't what you're telling me is when you farted nothing came out except for gas Yes, pretty clean. Yeah, pretty but a thick heavy gas thick heavy. Yeah. Yeah, that smells the potency is good

The smell so yours you fart actual material Yeah, yeah What do you eat? Um, doughnuts. Do you still get no bread? Skittles. Skittles for breakfast sour kids and simata Yeah, I mean I all kinds of things but um, not healthy. I see right But is it because you're you eat well, huh? No So I actually fart the most when I eat clean like when I'm eating like rice broccoli chicken That's what I fart the most if I eat McDonald's I have no farts. Wow. So that's why but can you four?

Okay, how do we have a contest babe? I would just have to eat something healthy Yeah, I think that you guys should probably spend the day eating the same thing and that's you have to be equal and measure right? But what if our triggers are different? Oh, that's true, but he doesn't even know his his triggers. That's the thing. I don't know my oh, no I do know his triggers your lactose intolerant milk milk. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's very good, baby. Yeah, very good So I'll just get some vitamin D a whole milk, right? And I'll go to get some doughnuts. Yeah, and then we'll you can eat some a bowl of broccoli Yeah, and then you will I'm gonna actually do that one day. You guys should totally do this

Yeah, we'll just see if it even works and who do we nominate as a judge geo and my girlfriend Kalyla and your girl and your wife. Okay, because they're two Girls that are you know in the in the internet, right? So people know who they are And then also I mean geo is a little bit more famous. Sorry a lot more. Yeah, but she's she's gonna she's she's on her She's on her. Hey, listen, I'm gonna promote my girlfriend, right? Yeah, don't fucking sleep on her All right, this is right here legit And I would not be doing it if it wasn't so I know you're going who how many followers I wouldn't even ask that. I know but I can see in your little fucking to google

He felt it. Yeah, and I felt it. So um, I'm just this is legit. Okay. Okay. Shit. Geo is legit Okay, my kala is legit. Okay, and I like geo. She's very talented Maybe a star person, but don't sleep on my girl. I'm not My sides got itchy I just scratched my sides because um So we'll have a far competition. Anyway, so So you guys are but do you guys want to go into the mainstream or yes? So we're working on a film right now Uh, and we we have a shopping agreement with like a production company

So that's what we're trying to do because I think our tastes actually don't fit youtube that well either So we have a lot of ideas and we used to do sketches like the one that you're in And uh, we decided that that's probably not the best youtube probably isn't the best space for some of our best ideas And we're trying to like gather all of them. Have you written the script yet? No, not you're still working on the story in the I have to be the bad guy in it Uh, don't roll your eyes. Just say yes and then not do it because I was thinking I was thinking. Oh, okay. That's the hollywood way I'm not gonna even you out for me. I'm not gonna do it Hey, are you a fucking mind the hollywood way hollywood way, but just make me the bad guy

of course No, if you made me the bad guy, you know what would happen What you you'd write it and then all of a sudden like ken jung is the bad guy Oh, my god, that would break your heart. Does he steal a lot of your roles? No, he's more talented He's more talented than I am Look at all the movies he gets and stuff, but Don't sleep on me either. You know, I mean, yeah sleep on any of us, man. Yeah. Well, you sleep on me Sleep on Tom Hardy. You can sleep with me. Yeah. Yeah

Your nipples. I swear to fucking god. I've been thinking about your nipples since you showed me them I I swear to god And um, I don't ever want to see him again. I will not show you please if we have a pool party just fucking god That's what I did. But I was in third grade though is where the big oversized like fooboo shirts Because you thought it's the caravan. Yeah Oh gil your nipples are fine. That's why I lost the weight. So I had to go through that but also you got to get a good director That's what casey's for who's casey. What do you mean? Who's casey the one that you're trying to kiss the whole time? Oh, I like her

I like it. He's directing it. Oh, he's directing it. Okay. I love we have a really good relationship with him That's I love casey good working relationship. Yeah, but um So you're gonna do a movie write it. Yeah, get get write it good And then yeah, just give me a part in it. That's all You don't have to audition don't make me audition. Are you really gonna be in it if we get wrote you apart I I did um, I did what's that movie? I did the jump And uh, I did late in America, which is a youtube movie. Okay. I did um Oh that other one the jano skins won't ask. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't remember. Yeah. Yeah, but I'll obviously I'll do it

Okay, cool. Awesome. That's all Um, so what else you I wanted to talk about oj. That's right oj He's a free man. Nobody has any thoughts on this Well, uh, what did he get locked up for it was for robbery or something? Oh my god Robbery. No, okay. So, uh, yes, robbery But you know what he initially was in trouble for right? Yeah, what for making really bad orange juice? You saw the documentaries He murdered his wife. Do you believe he did it? Uh, I don't know. I have no idea. I don't watch the documentary have an opinion

How can I have an opinion? I know but just based on the information that you know the glove did oj simpson Okay, kill his wife and run goldman. He he does look like a shady motherfucker. So maybe he did boom Yeah, ask me if he did You're gonna make you look bad now. Yes. Okay. He did. Okay. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, 100% 100%. It's from from what? What documentary you guys watch Man, I gotta fucking itch my size again. Are those anger itches? I've never had this feeling before He says things I want to fucking itch my size

Like a fucking monkey What do you mean? What do you mean? What do I mean? You don't he okay? You know what he did right? Yeah, he killed his wife. Oh, no, no, no You don't think he you think maybe he did it right? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Well, could you can you do the Watch the documentary. Okay. And what's it in the documentary oj made in america oj made in america. It's long Okay, is it a series or is it it's a series of four series got it. I think they're both like all four of like an hour and a half long So it's a long, but it's worth it. Yeah

But um, so then he obviously get a quick he gets acquitted for that Right and the reason why I think and we all kind of believe is because of the Rodney king Those cops got off just a racial climate during that time. Gotcha really sort of allowed for that acquittal Um, because we had I mean just Los Angeles had done so much bad shit To black that a black community at that time Rodney king and a bunch more like barrel gates was like the police chief at that time I think it was just a shit bag. So, um You know, they got one of their own back

I guess in a sense even though oj was a uncle tom. He was basically He's an uncle tom. Yeah, and then what happened was um, he Tried to get some of his what is it? Memorabilia. Yeah, it was uh, that's the whole robbery. He tried to rob back some of his memorabilia with a bunch of guys Yeah, and then when he was on trial for that Because of the oj they gave him the most the sentence was the most extreme Yeah, that he could get but now he's out and he did you say he's working in a brothel or something No, no, he got offered to be like a madame or like a host in a brothel

Yeah, did he also write a book like if I did it this is how we're doing or something. Yeah, he did. Yeah, you're right Yeah, he did. Wow. So you do kind of know something here and there. I guess. Oh, no, you're good You're good. I have an opinion on this. What? Because you know how oj says he's not going to do the whole media circuit He's going to lay low. Yeah, find a job do whatever. Yeah, I honestly think that This is the perfect platform for him. I think that tiger belly is a perfect space for him to be oj I truly believe this. I don't think a lot of people are right for this podcast Yeah, but he's just one of those. Well, then we we have to change our point of view just to lure them in We don't think he did it

I mean You know a bunch of mexicans killed anna nicole who's framed for that. It's not anna nicole Whoever he is canna nicole smith anna nicole smith and um And he didn't rob any more and he's one of the best. He's a heisman trophy winner and he's the best Is he still a baller? Is that money or no? No He's gonna Because what he was doing

In florida. So after he got acquitted for the murder He was in florida doing like prank shows and youtube fucking video. Yeah, prank. That's why I think that he would do tiger belly I really want him to So if he did this right, it's what would be his incentive What would we allow him to do that? He couldn't do on other media I think he could freely speak his mind and he doesn't have to worry about like all that and our audience is really really Forgiving or at least they you know, baby. They would they live in the underworld We're not having

O.J. Simpson in the fucking house because he knows why I live but you love serial killers I I I only like to view them from afar. I don't want them in the fucking house, man So if oj called you right now, you would say no bobby. I really want to do your podcast Can you do an try to do an oj impression? Yeah Bobby Wow, are you all right oj? I can do podcast Does that how he sounds? I don't know. He's like I just gotta do more of a

Deep kind of like a real more of a thing Ring ring. Yep. Oh ring ring. I have an old timey phone. Ring ring And I pick it up because I have an old timey phone, right? Yeah. Hello. I have an english. I'm english. Hello Is this uh, bobby Yeah, who is this? Is this bobby lee? I just asked who this is and yes, it is. I'll ask the questions. Oh, okay. Sorry. What's up? oj On the phone

You're oj. Simpson. I'm oj. Holy fuck I want to let you know man that no, I want to let you know. Yeah, I'm coming to your house Oh, shit for what to do the podcast Uh, you know, have you heard of just kidding? So I should go over there. Yeah, meet me there. Yeah, they're near the little tokyo. Is that the kung fu panda guy? Yeah, yeah that little bitch That's it. Would you have oj at your place and then if I met you there? Yeah, we would do it there You do it at his place. Yeah, because they have a night facility, right?

But it wouldn't be a tiger bell. We get millions of views on the jk channels. It doesn't matter. We would do a joint thing A tiger belly jk news. Why can't we? Yeah, we can do that. Asian perspective. How do we do it? Yeah, oj. Seriously now we got something. Yeah, oj When you get out You know asians we're not you know, we're understanding people. We're neutral. We're neutral. We're not in this whole black Not during the riots you weren't we weren't in the riots though got angry And you know what that korean lady shot that young black girl in that um liquor store. Yeah, I fucking hate that korean lady. Okay But anyway, oj. If you're listening, um, we may or may not be neutral

But if you want if you want if you want an audience platform a platform to speak your mind We'll we'll we'll be open to hear what you have to say. We can talk about your favorite serial killers. Yeah, and all that stuff You know, I think that'd be great. What are we doing in time? We're at over an hour. We are Already. Yeah He's always surprised. I love that. No because it's like Yeah, you're surprised because usually sometimes at like 30 minutes. I'm like Nothing, but with him. I was just like that was good. Yeah. Yeah. That was really good But is there anything you want to plug or anything? Uh, not really

They have way more than I know, but did you have fun here? Oh, I had a lot of fun. No, be real. Did you have fun? I had a lot of fun. I was I was so excited when I got your text I was telling him I'm like hey gnats his name's Nadine, but gnats for sure Yeah, I like gnats and I was like, hey, are you big bible e fat? He goes. Yeah, and then we're like, oh you want to go Check out Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Is that your vlog? Yeah, just don't show where I live. Yeah. Yeah, we won't okay On the address because you know what happened last night. No I'm at Andy and with Andy dick at the comedy store. We're upstairs right his assistant was like

On uh, what are you called like facebook live or something? Yeah, and was taping me. I didn't know Oh, and then Andy got let's change number again. So then I gave him my number verbally right on the facebook live On the facebook live and then last night. I didn't tell you I get a call I pick it up because at late night a restricted call. I thought I think it's my manager or my agent or my mom, right? Yeah, so I pick it up and goes. Hey, is this Bobby Lee? Oh my I go. Yeah He's a I just got your number from facebook live. Did you do that Elvis? We know I go don't call me again. I hung up Did I change my number?

Probably I mean if it starts to get Become a nuisance. Yeah, I care about you. I know but no one cares enough to call me. What is this shit? I'm mad This is bright. It's Filipino pastry. Just eat it. Are you being real? Yes? It's so good Have I tasted one caron? Of course Have I tasted one caron? Oh pretty good I just have bacon. It's very good, right? Yeah, what's this one? I don't know what that one is. I think that's french Yeah, that one is not Filipino. I like french shit. I like french shit Oh, I love french shit

You sure you don't want to like a shout out to like some of your restaurants and businesses? Uh, You should definitely go to barbara. Okay, so uh, so we have uh Uh, our talk show is called just kidding news. We got a game challenge show called just kidding party Uh, we have a gym called barbara gate in downtown. It's also a parallel company. So if you like, uh, It's a gym too? Yeah, it's a gym. It's not 24 seven. Can you train bobby? Uh, if you want to do a fun vlog, please? Oh, that'd be crazy. I'll make you throw up or something Okay, but you would have to commit to the challenge You can't just be like oh one day and then not you have to commit to like three weeks

How much is it gonna cost? No, me. What do you mean? Free, right? Free, yeah Well, then that's a good assentive That's a good assentive. Are you give me money once you're complete? I give the money back to you That's great You have to finish it. Have them do a meat like a complete power lifting. No, but I want to be real I want to do an hour For real. I think it's more. Yeah, all right. All right, but you have to also understand that I don't move Right, but you also wrestled before

Okay, I'm 46. Okay. I don't move. Okay. Also. Tell them about my knees Oh, they're fucked. My knees are all fucked up. I have to get. Are they so fucked? I had to get an MRI on them Why on both of them? Yeah, they're both ruined. What did you do? I think he um, just tore a few, uh, ligaments in there I think it's both Yeah, I don't know what I know, but no, here's why Because I was on the wrestling team, but that's that that's in high school But when I was on mad tv, right? I did I did this thing called tank Character where I had to do a lot of stunts. Yeah, I did blind kung fu master

Where I had to run through walls and do all kinds of stuff and at that time I just put my body through all kinds of harm really, you know, and um, they're just jacked So I can still work through the pain of them. I still want to do I really do want to do it So we'll set that up. Yeah, we'll do a vlog and we'll um, I'm gonna be awesome. Yeah, I'll be awesome And what days can I do it? Any day you want you let me know Um, I think um, what days are good mondays are good. I have nothing to do every any time on a monday Wait, so you're only gonna do one day. No once a week monday. What how are we gonna see progress if you just work out once? Oh, yeah, monday

I heard you wake up at 4 p.m. Okay. What time why what times your gym clothes it closes at 12 But I'm gonna be home at that time I train in the morning at like 7 a.m. Oh This fucking nerd right here Hey, just the way you say it 7 a.m. Ha ha. What a fucking nerd All right, I'll get up one morning at like oh, what if you train at my house? So I train at my house, too Yeah, what that's better 7 p.m. Like like 7 p.m. At your house. Yeah. Yes. We'll go 7 a.m. I'll sort it out Yeah, I mean do what I do

What do you do? Well, what? Yeah, exactly. Oh, no, you're like we live Yeah, can I take I still I think I still I have steroids left. Yeah, he used to He used to take steroids? Yeah, for what? He just ripped at one point. Oh shit. You have pictures? Then what's the point of having steroids if you're not gonna take pictures? I know I did it in the uh when I was in uh, Thailand. I have steroids for what for animal practice For a comedy sitcom for a role that didn't require him to be I know but I was like I'm on tv again I gotta get I gotta get buff. I don't know why I went with in my mind. All right. We do a thing called um

Um unhelpful advice and it's a A question now you don't have to you can answer however you want to answer. Okay, but um, this is what it is Go ahead. Okay, unhelpful advice with bobby kalilah and bar kwan Dear slept king aka captain bobby and et cetera people in the room. My name is michael jordan fondow However, I'm white 5 8 not to be confused with michael jordan 30 year old from wisconsin You guys graciously invited me to live show, but I couldn't make it. Anyways, my question is I've been with my beautiful Girlfriend for seven years and I am ready to pop the question

Any advice on any unique ways to pop the question or unique rings together? I was thinking somewhere between a ring pop and a one carrot much love Dang, I got one Where would you put the ring bake it? Yeah, wait hold watch. No, this is good. This is good like banana bread or something. Yeah Yeah You make a mold no you can't melt gold you can't and diamond. Yeah, so you take a You bet you make a muffin that she likes right right and go. I mean, you know, I'm trying to

At this cookbook. I'm trying to do this thing. Yeah Can you take take eat this? Right make it small. Yeah, and then she takes a bite and she can't see the ring at that point I think I think they're asking for unique ideas. Yeah unique. That's like the fucking mozu Have you not seen any movie watch bobby's about to hand you off That's what that's been a movie. Yeah, you can't bake anything. You can't stuff it in the meatball. They've done it Sweet that's the best you could come up with banana bread. All right. How about this? He's about to give you a banana bread How about this okay, what ideas have just entered your mind if you ever

In your entire life that you've been with women and you thought hey, this is how I would propose What's always been your go-to thought? Oh, I got one then. Okay. I got I got a good one I call asa kira. Okay, right and then I'll say stick a diamond ring in your pussy But then do a porn Right. Yeah, we'll go to see me valley. We'll do a porn see me valley and I'll go I'll go. Hey kalilah asa did this fucking weird porn. You want to see it? She'll get all right. We put it on and then she shoots the fucking stuff. We have to be on video on video

Yeah, she's focusing on something and then she shoots the fucking ring on a vagina like that, right? And she turns the camera goes will you marry me from bobby? Oh, and then you have the rig right there in person, right? Then I have it right here. Boom It's still wet and still wet. Oh because it's what I'll take No, would you okay? That's is that good? That's good. That's great. I like it Yeah, how did you propose to you? I didn't even propose so I don't even I can't even help. Did you guys just decide? Yeah, let's get married. Yeah, okay. That sounds my way. That's how I would like it. Can we do it that way because of course I've never I don't want to I don't want to propose as a matter of fact

I don't even like the symbol of a ring because it kind of it kind of means like some type of ownership If he doesn't have to wear it. Why the fuck do I have to show that I'm taken if this is gonna be your ring right here This thing I'll take it. We were married for two years and then we decided to get rings later on We didn't even have rings at the time. Did you have a wedding? Uh, it was like a five-minute wedding where and I was barefoot in hawaii David married us. Oh, oh, David amazing. So like we we gave it who David so I don't know Who that who did this?

We uh, arabian being like this big plantation house and then I literally walked from my room Like 30 steps to the grass lawn and we got married in the front yard of it That sounds like a dream wedding to me. That's exactly because the idea of of staging a wedding preparing for a wedding is really daunting to me It sounds so It doesn't sound fun. Yeah, so it's like I love the person. He's there. We've already decided. I don't need Is david a priest? He's uh, I don't know what it was. You can get a certificate. Yeah He has a certificate and it was just him roasting me for like 10 minutes and then roasting her for 10 minutes

You have it on tape at least. Yeah, we have a video. You you posted it. Yeah. Oh, that's amazing. Check it out Yeah, I'm not doing it that way He wants a 600 person wedding 600 what are you mexican? Yeah, why why would you want a 600 person wedding because I just want everyone because he this is why Yeah, is Joe Rogan gonna be there? I'll give him a t-shirt. Well, this is yeah Give me shirt, but this is my way of knowing who my real friends are. Okay I would do it at my funeral if I was alive

Okay, well, I feel like if I died, right and and I went before I went to the pearly gets I think I've said this before I would say to whoever's at the Jesus or whoever's there Can I just take a look at to see who's coming to my funeral? Yeah, and if I and if anyone doesn't show up, that's he's off. He's off my list, but it's not too late What it's a little bit too late, isn't it? No, because if they come to heaven, I'll just ignore them the whole time The crystallia comes up. I go you had to do a fucking a commercial Right. So for my wedding, I'll invite a bunch of people and if they don't come then they're not a friend Yeah, what if they're not what if they're busy?

Or what if you have a destination wedding and they can't make it because I'm gonna do it I'm gonna I'll tell you why because I'm gonna do it on a day where it's gonna be convenient Like on a Monday or Tuesday because the comics go on the road right on the weekends And if you're doing a JJ Abrams movie in fucking Finland, then yes, you cannot you can miss it But you need a valid excuse. Okay, you can't go. I'm playing fucking crackers in Indiana Now I'll be like nah, you got to come to my fucking wedding, bro Nah, I need I'm head. Well, then you're out So I need why do you need such an extra because I also want to show my high school friends that I have cooler friends

Are they gonna? Like your own high school are they gonna come though that your high school friends you keep maybe a couple. Yeah That's why what you haven't spoken to them in 20 years. So it's just a opportunity to brag It's a high school reunion on his terms No, isn't that what matt tv was for rubbing in their face? No, that didn't work. Oh, I didn't what? No, they thought it was a they thought that was like community theater or something I just I just I just want to see my a friends I want to see childhood friends

Korean family You know stand-ups some actors I want to see I just want everyone to come out. I want your Filipino clan to come out They're not they all live in the Philippines and they're poor. They can't get a visa I'll come fly some of them out too. No, no, you can't they won't get granted a visa Yeah, yeah, and I just want to see everyone together and I think that it's one of those things where it's uh It's it's all your friends. No, I've dreamt I've dreamed about having a wedding where it would be your dream destination Oh, we would have the wedding in LA so that people can get there

Yeah, right and we pop if the spaghetti factory was still Iran. I would have the reception. Yeah. Yeah, but there's one in Monrovia or something. There is a spaghetti factory. Yeah, I would rent that out For the dinner whatever. I don't know how it works. I never ate. I love them. Okay. Get the manager special but um shout out to this and then Kalei when I would go to Cebu or whatever for a honeymoon Oh, that's just sounds awful

Oh, yeah, my armpits started sweating. I'm sorry. My side is a fucking itching All right, um, that's that that was great And um, thank you so much. Can I just say something what plant bees love plant bees? Now, you know what? Yeah, I honestly Bobby and Bart they're bees. Oh they are but You're not a plant B. What do you mean? You're my planet. You're my planet too and I um I really want to work with you for the years to come. Yeah, and um, I really appreciate I'm being real There was a lot of times where I needed to be on your show and stuff to plug things and this and that

And it really you can feel that you have a great audience and they're my people too. Yeah, and I Honestly, I'm not I've had all kinds of people on the show I've had Jordan peel not to brag Eric stone street not to brag. You know, I mean, christelia people But you know, and they've helped me in their own ways, but you to me is as more or equal to them because I just really appreciate your help. Thanks. How many times has he said that speech? That's first first time ever said that he does love you guys genuinely. Yeah, and I I've never said that before

I really believe believe that so I want to do the workout thing. I want to do a trend oj if oj contacts us Imagine if you did though, I feel like I feel like it's not so far reached I feel like this is a real possibility guys. I'm going to put it out there in the universe and you guys better get ready I'm ready dude. Yeah It's going to be you on one side and you are my usc fucking sweatshirt and everything I gotta watch the juice. Yeah, I'll have a glove. Yes. I'll have a glove. You some knives. You're not a football. Yeah, yeah You know, and I'll uh, I'll get your blonde wig going. Yeah. Yeah All right, you can be cato

Yeah, yeah, it'll be a whole thing. All right, give my party a round of applause. That was great. I love you Thank you guys will be right back with some house cleaning and MMA minute um That was great And we are back with some house cleaning So we're just gonna cover a couple things before we get to uh the MMA minute George. All right, toky dum-dums Uh, the slept kingdom the slept kingdom. Maybe toky dum-dums Somebody said that we shouldn't have a nickname until it happens more organically. I feel like toky

I feel like slept kingdom sounds more organic. However, you can be whatever you want to be decide I think they're organically coming up with whatever they want. So whatever, uh, if you want to be a dum-dum You be a dum-dum whatever you're calling yourselves on facebook and red the facebook uh group is actually uh Blowing up recently. So I'm blowing up There's just a lot of stuff What is blowing up? Well, yeah 10 more people in the last week, uh No, no every there's a lot of fun stuff on there. Shout out to nat protocol for doing a good edit that makes one of me

Um, I gotta see that. God damn it. Okay. Uh, first big announcement. Uh, the arry episode is back up. So If you haven't listened, uh, it's not gonna show up at the top of your podcast list If you're using itunes at least it's gonna show up where 97 would be which is after 96 and before 98 So make sure you listen to that and watch the video. I feel like the video Is yeah, there's also a separate video that we uploaded on youtube. That's just the chocolate bar part Yeah, that'll uh, I'll have that live. Uh, by the time this is out. Oh, okay. Cool. So yeah, I'll uh Well collage just made you release it No, no, it's unlisted. It's uh, you can find it if you're on uh, say, oh, that's right

Yeah, the reddit or the facebook group. You can find these sneaky things, you know, I exclusives there you guys do a few exclusives on places Uh, oh, yeah a friendly reminder go to a zip recruiter.com. Uh with the slash belly and uh, brooklynon.com With the promo code promo code belly. So, uh, this is free to y'all. So, uh, please support us if you can um What else do I have? Oh, I had my idea for the how bobby should propose to you Not I don't want to be proposed to really don't want a banana bread. Listen to this. You don't want to open a banana Now I really want the banana bread just to eat I think he should put the ring in his butt and then let you slide like for the first time slide a finger in his butt

Oh, that's pretty funny. And then it suddenly has like a ring on it. So he's basically like baby Just put your finger in my butt. You're like, really? This first time? What? You know what, George? Of all your stupid fucking ideas This is by far my favorite one of the only one that makes sense to me I saw the way you smiled so you're like, holy shit, that would be an amazing way to propose That's actually pretty amazing and that's the only way you guys are allowed To have him propose to me. I don't want some fucking cheesy shit that people put on youtube and make everybody feel inadequate No, because look, here's my thing

Real love is messy. It's awkward. It's not it's not all fucking fun and games There's a lot of tears a lot of farting a lot of things that don't You know, I don't ever want People to ever think that it's just this easy road for bobby and I it's there's you know It's to really love somebody is to really get in the trenches with them and I don't want some perfect little video I don't want some perfect little proposal. It's I want it to feel like it's my real it's real life I don't want to have a special moment. You know, it's just it's

It's not me Yeah, oh, I so pulling a ring out of someone's butt is perfect. That sounds like something we would do I don't want it to feel contrived I don't want him to get down on one knee and do some shit that I know he would never Enjoy doing it would drive him crazy secretly wants it. He doesn't want to and I personally that's not us That's not our brand our brand is to just be You know goofy and dumb with each other, but I feel like bobby could surprise you It's maybe something like but then it would feel like your life, right?

What if he was like he like contacted the playwright and then they did a musical because you just saw a book of Mormon So what if he did a whole musical of your life at the last act they sing a song and boom ring on stage Now if it was funny and I know that he put effort, of course, I would appreciate it. I just don't require it But now I really want banana bread Gustavo get over here. What if he's like george. I don't want the ring up my butt. He's got to be up your butt And then we all have to put anything for tiger belly. I guess See that that that proposal I would put on youtube Oh, jeez. Georgia's a blood hole

And speaking of youtube proposals, uh, congrats to my buddy timid elegano and lovely, lovely chia So who just got engaged? Did you just mumble through that? Congratulations. How dare you? Oh jeez. I'm not good respect. Oh, okay. I'm just kidding. All right uh, any shout outs to anyone on facebook or uh, reddit any names for moderators, I don't know Who moderates this stuff? All right, who moderates all this? Uh, Nathaniel just started a rater nate up in our Sacramento crew. So he's uh, he's helping out a lot. I like Nathaniel I like Nate. He just started a cb. We want to well, but yeah, he's uh, he just became a moderator of facebook

Thank you, sir. Thank you for doing that Uh, so yeah before we get to m a minute a couple more things, uh, make sure you follow us on instagram at tiger belly Oh, one more thing too. Um, bobby will be at white skies, um in salt lake city, utah this weekend Only on friday and saturday. So that's at 28 and 29. You can go to bobbyleelive.com for more tour dates Um, another date that he has in august is in kalusa casino It's only like a one nighter and then napal's florida the first weekend of september Oh, those are his upcoming dates. So will you be at any of those probably? Um, unlikely Uh, unlikely. Yeah, I guess you have to start touring by yourself so people can meet you. Oh god

Well, you got so nervous. What the hell man? You know, what's really funny is um, I really like in my head I really want to like, um Cherry pick all the tiger belly fans from the crowd And like bring them into the green room and do it that way. Oh, that would be cool But then I can't always like I I can't you know, I don't always like unless you're wearing a tiger belly shirt Then I can't like point them out. That's true. But um, it that would make yeah, that would be nice I should start doing that. Uh, so make sure you can see the rest of those dates on bobbily live.com So once again, that's follow tiger belly on instagram at tiger belly on twitter at the tiger belly

And email us any unhelpful advice or questions at the tiger belly at gmail.com And if you want to mail us any packages or kalayla a sweater or are we going back to more hats? Uh, no, no, I think um, yeah, no hats for now. We have a lot of hats. I still wear them I wear them and I appreciate all of them. Um, what's the reverse of a shout out? Uh whisper in I don't know I'll do like a slap of a slap to the wrist where you're like reprimanding somebody rather than like praising them

Oh, I see. Okay. Oh, just do that. Uh, I want to do a reverse shout out to Hashtag reverse shout out. Here's what I do want to do a reverse shout out to when you did a hundredth episode I thought that it was such a celebratory time. We had so much fun George walked away in tears. It was amazing He did it, but yeah, he did but generally it was such a fun vibe and we had such a fun time in this room So I want to do a reverse shout out to anybody who had any negative opinion About something that was so fun to record. You saw the three Yeah, but it's so fucking annoying. No, your production sucks

You didn't decorate your room well enough. Someone said you didn't decorate your room Why did your sister say that about brian callan's like shut up? She's entitled to it. It's just it's all in jest. Nobody's serious about it. We love them as a guest But it's like people just get so fucking like dramatic over small details when it was just a celebratory podcast So i'ma do a reverse shout out to you slap on the wrist All right little slap on the wrist because damn you really know how to sour a really nice thing You know, it's something that you just know how to fucking use fucking sour plus man. Hey guys, just enjoy and smile And a regular shout out to everybody else and a regular shout out to everybody else

99 98% yeah, thank you guys for all the kind of love and all of that that was really really nice But definitely it made my pain worth it to hear your laughter. I guess and there were a lot of people defending you george Yeah, you know, yeah, I was so that was nice. They were like, no, you know, she let him on and I was like, no, she didn't But you know, I mean stop it. Do you really think that she led you on? No, because I can read people and that was my problem. I was not reading anything So that's what made me more nervous is because I wasn't you know who led you on me I think I accidentally led led you on Because the vibe that I was getting from her was more curiosity. So I kind of fed

Fed that fire you a little bit of hope I think yeah, and That might have been a little bit But I was sincere in that because I genuinely thought that you guys would be good together So I think my leading you on was me just hoping that it would at some point transpire for you Yeah, and quick defense of bobby like yeah from the outside Seeing two people go on a trip all the way to san diego Yeah, you could see like how that could mean something being there and like trying to read things

Yeah, it was gibberish there. I was getting gibberish back. I was not getting anything That was if bobby I think from anybody Else they would probably think wow, okay. That's She's taking a guy with her to san diego But if you knew us girls we go with our guy friends all the time to different cities and we dive with them We do whatever friends do. It's never like a especially you guys. It's not weird for us to do that. It doesn't it's not unusual To go with guy friends to go dive

Yeah That makes any sense like my friends from vegas come down my male friends and we go dive and bobby doesn't come But it's not weird. Yeah Yeah, and just also um if you could uh, sorry your heart's still breaking. I know he's like sweating I'm never seen a sweat this much. I'm not sweating your face. It's like rose. You know what? I thought that the hundredth episode was going to tie I thought that it was going to be the end of george and jesca, but i'm gonna put this out there hashtag george and jesca forever I think this is a story. It's still going on. Yeah started

It's gonna be a forever thing george. I mean the guy I mean when he was george and guess what she's single now Oh, no, right after the podcast. She got two days after she became single really with I'm not gonna say his name, but wow interesting concept that just I just planted another seed Wow and just for uh The fans out there just so they can hear it so they can listen to this at night when they sleep Can you recite the stove analogy for everyone? No, because that's one of those things I continually block from my memory over and over again

Fine george. Don't uh, but yeah, if you want to mail us any packages. Uh, what is the address? 1626 north wilcox number 161 hollywood, california 90028 yes, and you can follow koala on all social media at calamity k george on you know Well just instagram george underscore kimmel and if you're on his instagram make sure you hashtag jessica Is it george and jessica or jessica and george forever george and jessica forever jessica george jessica forever It's mixture you go on every picture But if you're like a super feminist is jessica and george forever. Yeah play around with it. Have fun put both

Put both on every photo on george's on george's instagram. Yeah I that's my favorite hashtag right now And if you're if you're feeling a little spicy if you feel a little spicy hashtag stove analogy I add a couple of hashtags on there. Have fun with it guys making your own Making your own never let the love die. We got to keep it going. We got to get this fire burning forever I know she's single now the fire in your heart. So guys, uh, that's our show for you normal listeners But now uh, we're gonna do some mma minute with kalayla. So uh, see you guys later. But if you'd like to stay here we go Uh big fight this weekend kalayla ufc 214 the rematch. We've all been waiting for uh

Cormier versus jones two two Almost so many years in the making. It's too many years in the making Um any just initial thoughts from that that we're finally here. Hopefully jones doesn't something happens like the day before um, I have this weird suspicion that Okay, and i'm i'm sure i'm wrong in this but I have this weird suspicion that all this structure and new found, um Um clean life that john jones is supposedly living is going to be his demise Oh, I think that there is something to be said about someone's living through chaos and taking risks and you know doing cocaine that adds

And uh everyone's different right but maybe that was the perfect combination for A guy like him to succeed because he admitted that the whole time he was champion. He was basically You know partying really hard real hard. Yeah, there's something to be said about someone's recklessness that might translate well In you know in their sport Sometimes when they get like overly focused, maybe they add more pressure Maybe they feel like they have so much more to lose and maybe that affects their game plan I don't know anything But i'm just saying um, I hope that's not the case. I hope he comes out as like this brand new

Evolved much more evolved fighter and he blows our minds because I I would like a A memorable champion Not to say that dan kormie is I love dan kormie However, the rest of the community does not I want dan kormie to win. I've always wanted him to win I'm a dan. I'm a dc fan. So we'll do it the old tiger belly way since we never configure put a definite pick What does your heart say? What does your heart want and what does your your brain say? My heart always wants dc dc, but strangely enough. I think that my brain is saying dc too

Really? It switched just now Just now it did breaking news colinas brain switches just now for dc Yeah, because I mean the last fight was still It was close, but that was so long ago that none of that applies anymore. I don't feel different Yeah, I feel like john is definitely I mean he was rusting that osp fight when he had that long layoff and this is kind of another Layoff um, but the kid is just inherently talented. That's the thing. It's like he's got such a high fight IQ He can he just knows he's smart in the ring stupid outside of it, but he's smart in the ring

Yeah, he's he's he's phenomenal. He's a phenomenal fighter I just I I just all of a sudden had this thing in my brain I had an epiphany and I saw dc holding the belt so yeah Oh, I think you're right though because I feel like dc I mean especially after he cried after that first one and like he kind of held back a little bit I really think he's just gonna go for it. He's I don't think he's gonna try to take him down. He's just gonna swing Yeah, I'm feeling dc too. Maybe that's really this is my heart. Yeah, I think that's your heart talking because I think I would be like Okay, john jones. Yeah, my hands are sweaty. Yeah, shit because you predicted it. All right. So kalala is gonna go with dc

Fuck I'll say john jones. Yeah, I just say john. I'll say john. So we can be tiger belly can be 50 You know what I mean? One of us has to get it right. I'll go to money on it Uh, so welterweight fight the co-man event. Yeah champion tyron tyron Woodley, did you say tywin tywin tywin lannister how are they at damien moya? Damien mya, you're you're probably you jesson kawinda like i want to fuck him I me I didn't say that damien mya. You guys are like, oh his body's so hot No, I've never jessica definitely wants to fuck damien mya. See she'd rather fuck a 49 year old resilient father than new george I'm sorry. What am I doing?

He has Alzheimer's, okay I I chose them damien mya to win his last fight and he did I always don't give him the credit that he deserves because I always just see him as like a one-dimensional jiu-jitsu guy But he's proven me wrong time and time again. He fucking knocked out carlos condit. So um Really quick his last run is his run has been so impressive It's impressive like after like ryan la flair and nila magni then gutter nelson matt brown everybody carlos condit

And then horay in hospital. Yeah, who's on a like a hot streak? No, he's he's he's amazing now and I don't know what what I've ever Why I've never put my money on him ever except for the last fight. I did finally. Yeah, I paid off but then but um against tywin I just think that tywin is just at the peak of Yes, his career and I don't see it going any other way. Yeah, I say woodley just me too powerful He knows what he's dealing with. I mean and he's not somebody who rushes into situations So you saw the chess match between him him and steven thompson. Yeah, he's patient. He doesn't

He he won't he doesn't care about booze. He's not affected about what the crowd thinks at all No, he plays his own game and you know, I I think that he's gonna walk away with a w Yeah, I'm sorry. I can't go my I gotta go woodley on this with you A woman's featherweight. Whoo. I mean easy Chris cyborg versus tanya. Have you ever watched tanya. Avenger fight? Yeah in victor. Yeah And I think she'd do back in the day strike for us. I think during the gina carano days probably she's been around a while She's one of the pioneers. Yeah, I respect tanya. Avenger a lot, but um, I just don't see anyone Getting past cyborg. Yeah, and thank thankfully she's fighting someone even after that one chick dropped out

I forgot her name. Yeah Uh, and then the welts way to fight after that's the title for the title, right? That's the featherweight title after Um, ran randomly the random me. Yeah, bailed right bailed I don't know how I feel about that, but I don't know how I feel about that too because I get it She doesn't want to fight someone who's had a history of getting tagged for steroids being injected by male hormones Yeah, um, but at the same time, you know, I think that usada has really stayed on top of the whole cyborg situation They've been testing her almost every year like 20 times as they should if someone has a history Like I think that that warrants a lot. You know close your eyes on you always. Yeah

So, uh, and then after that is the welterweight fight, uh, robby lullar versus donald seroni um I'm glad that this that Finally happening supposed to happen in new york. Is he healthy fully now? I know you had a blood infection. Was it uh, donald? Yeah, I think he's fine now. I mean the fight's happening What do you know? I love both fighters, but I'm going to go with um I want robby lullar to win They're both coming up a loss as well. Both streaks were stopped. I want robby too

But I do like cowboy a lot. He used to be one of my favorite fighters until I won't say I respect him. He didn't return clausthex. She texted him and nothing happened I need to put my um political thing away Oh, but honestly, if you really think about it, why am I even watching the ufc? If I have nothing to do with No, every single ufc fighter is probably a trump supporter. Dana white is Dana one is big time. He's spoken as an augeration Yeah, uh, light heavyweight jimmy manna one some european guy jimmy manna. Well, he gets whoever wins um dc against jones

Yeah, well, I think now that I remember them, uh, he was promised that but then also alex is in the mix now because he just won his last fight Impressive, I miss alex. I want alex to come back full strong because if I think that he's so fairly matched up against john jones He had the same body time dc close on both. No, I know, but I'm just saying if there's anybody who's gonna Give john jones trouble. I just think that alex has that type of style and physique They have the same exact body same legs same everything white john jones. Yeah Yeah, uh, and then featherweight, uh, we have a rikardo llamas is jason night. I don't really care for that fight probably llamas This is a pretty big fight, uh, or jamein sterling. Oh, algemene. Yeah versus hennan barrow. It was supposed to be 135 but barrow

I think who does it the commission was like brow missed weight his last fight So they won along the fight 135. So it has to be catch weight at 140 Hmm interesting. Yeah, right. That was like two months out Really two months out. So he has to prove that he can make catch weight before he can do that 135 again um Look dude. I mean hennan barrow's obviously fucking amazing Um, you go with the wrestler and he was the new york wrestler, but he's the ex champ, right barrow. Yeah

hmm, I think I think that he really needs a win Does he did he win his last fight? He's lost like three out of four It was after tj after the brain after Going undefeated for that, but he was undefeated for so long in 22 now jamein is up and coming. I'm going to still put my money On barrow. Okay. I'll say sterling. I like I know you like him a lot. Yeah, uh, and then, uh, brian ortega, I'm gonna go with the modeling. I like brian ortega And then after that is andre philly versus another guy had no idea who he is

I'll go with the alpha male guy. I'm just at this point. I'm going for names. I know. Yeah, philly. I know who you are Yeah, and then I think that's all don't go too far down. I just one more just kylin kylin curin Oh, she's lost her last three fights, right? I know dude that girl's body is Fucking yo, she's sexy. No fuck the sexy. I mean just but she's beautiful, of course But I'm saying like if you look at her that is one athletic woman She's so ripped and I'm like I have This Hawaiian's man. Envy of her of how yoked she is. It's just uh, yeah I want her to win. Who is she fighting?

Alexandra albu. It's I remember like probably two years ago when she was on the prospects thing She's only two no from russia, but like one of those like fitness instagram models. Oh who's like fighting now? I think yeah, I think she's on like kickboxing or something, but that's usually not a good idea when you um When you parlay when you parlay modeling fitness into fighting You know what I mean? Like you should probably protect your moneymaker if that's what's gotten you instagram fame Don't get your face beaten You know current's not a She's a tough chick

She might destroy your instagram career. Yeah, I think so But yeah guys, that's the ufc uh 214 card So, uh, we're gonna watch it make sure you watch it. I'm gonna watch it alone because bobby's out of town And I apparently have no friends. So you're gonna watch it here with me. Yeah here and then quinnis says she's gonna watch it too Oh, that's right. Thank god. Yeah, how sad you're invited to you're too. Richard Ramirez Richard Ramirez Uh guys, well, that's our show. Thank you. Thank you. If you made it all the way to the end That's for you MMA fans out there. Sorry. That was really long. It's just a really big fight card probably the biggest of the year So, yeah, it's been a while. All right guys. Uh, see you later. Bye

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