TigerBelly - Episode 108: Steebee James & the Waffle

Episode Date: September 13, 2017

Steeby gets scratched by a demon. Bobo has shrinkage. Khaloko is a super recognizer. We talk propagnosia, a sad Superman, and Vice President Clifford Benson.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly ad-free on Amazon music download the app today Hello, welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly. My name is Bobby Lee and Um, I think we should do a moment of silence for the victims of Hurricane Irma All right, so How long that's that was it. Oh, okay, should we start again? No, no you What about you kind of fucked it up, but it's fine. That was it. Oh, damn it. What about Harvey? Should we do another one for fuck Harvey? I want to I mean, I know

Hey, no, no, that's what I meant. That's not what I meant. All the victims of Harvey. I see us feel so bad I'm so sorry and you gave a shit ton of money. We gave money and there's packages on the way Oh, we didn't send any packages. Whatever. I did Bobby. I'm lying, but I did it. I did it. Okay I'm absolutely lying, but I wanted to but be able to wear the my will is but I'm not done with the thing Um, I want to do another one moment. Let's do another all right. So let's all right I want to do another moment. Do the countdown again then five four three two one Hello Hi, no

Maybe it's a somber occasion. Fuck do it again five four three two. Hello My name is Bobby Lee. Welcome to another episode of tiger belly I'm a very somber mood today, and I'd like to do a moment of silence for the victims of hurricane Irma I like to sing a song. It's a old spiritual song and I think it's from the bible Well, I heard there was a secret cool chord That david played and it pleased the lord, but you don't really care for music. Do you? No, it's akapulla. Akapulla. Sorry. It's akapulla guys Well, it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall in the major lift the baffle king composing

hallelujah Huh, all right Finish it. Nah, you know what when you interrupted me during the song that made you it made me mad Dude, I'm so sorry. Why did you do that? I thought I was gonna chime in with you No, no, no you said you said you corrected the word you go. It's supposed to be hallelujah, but it wasn't No, no, he said it's hallelujah. The song is the name is called hallelujah during the song you name the name of the song Yeah, yeah, I know it's a song. I'm the one that looked it up All right, you don't think I you don't think that I know you don't think that I know what the song is

Let's start all over You want to start all over all over you want to start all over the beginning? I want Steve to open it this time. Well, you open it this time Right, you open up the same the way we did. I just did it. Okay, and then talk about hurricane irma a little bit too Talk about hurricane irma. It doesn't matter. You ask for it. You gotta point a little bit. So Point to me. Yes. I want you to open. Go ahead. Okay, five four to go five No, Steve, you don't do the five four three two one

One Welcome back to another episode of tiger belly I am stevie weeby the guest. We have bobby rebe callyla and gilbert I wanted to have a little moment of silence for the victims all the victims from a hurricane irma around the florida region um I don't know the impact or how the magnitude of the hurricane, but it seems pretty bad on the news Okay, there's a lot of people that got swept up

silence bar Did you just say swept up wait, can I We're talking about a broom. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're gonna edit this. So right, george. No, we're not The thing is I don't know what's going on. I last night. I don't know what's going on in the world I didn't even know what steve. I was like, what's hurricane irma? I'm not watching the news. I don't watch the news man. You know what he said, you know what he said I don't watch the news he goes houston He's you know that one. Yeah, but it's not the same one. It's irma is in florida, right? I told you that last night. Mm-hmm catastrophic

Catastrophic it's catastrophic. Yeah. Yeah, I don't watch the news. I haven't watched the news. I don't watch anything Callila, I want you to ask my brother anything about the country who people I don't know I don't know what's going on with trump if he doesn't choose to know it Then that's probably I just turn the other. Can I ask you a george? Can I ask you a simple question? Yeah, who's the vice president? No, no, who's no being I'm being real. Who's the vice president of the united states robert? Do you really don't know robert? I don't even know Yeah, benson. Yeah

Benson that's it headers benson benson. That is the vice president. Yeah, benson the black buckler from the show benson Clifford Benson Clifford that's it. That's it. I can't believe you got it. You got it right on. How do you know Clifford Benson? What was that right? Yeah. Yes it's No, it's Clifford Benson, I love that. Yeah, our vice president is named mike pence mike pence. Okay. Shout out to mike pence. You're doing a good job No, come on. Okay. You're not doing a good job. I don't watch anything

I don't know. I mean when obama was there. I was happy and then now it's the yeah, we got dump trump Oh, oh Dump trump. Yeah. Yeah, so you got that down. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's so I know may ask you this though Steve you don't know anything. I don't care. You don't care. I just choose not to pay attention I'm sorry. I know I'm one of those bad citizens, but I just you know, it might be better for you Because I know I know what's That's just all a distraction. I know there's stuff beyond there and different dimensions that are controlling all of it The reptilians are controlling all of that. Okay. Speaking of reptilians

Have you ever been to the have you ever been to the denver airport swapped away? Have you ever been to the denver airport? Yeah, uh, yeah, because I think monchi monchi was there There's a whole reptilian theory behind that whole airport the symbolic everything at the codac theater, man What about what about the codac? There's all kinds of um, Sumerian where they do the academy awards. Yeah. Oh, yeah reptilian read what's on the jimmy kimmel building Free masonry is built on the hearts of men. Yeah No one ever brings that up Right at the jimmy kimmel building cross street codac theater. Yeah, what's there?

Meanwhile in the 1950s some mexican guy was like I have to put that on the building All right, yeah, he has like a little piece of paper. He puts it on there. He doesn't know that he's doing fucking What's your um most? What are you what calamitous natural disaster are you most afraid of? Oh, like a maybe a major major earthquake like on the the vault like I mean the uh The fault line the fault line like a major catastrophic thing That's your like because you have like reoccurring dreams like where it's no, but I've had bad dreams like look I just uh, I've been I've been there's these I've been scratching your sleep

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I I had a dream about like a demon at uh That attacked me in our old house in poway. We hold on and then you scratched yourself or the demon. Yeah, and then I don't know I don't remember how I got this. Okay, you know, you know, isn't it? Yeah, you scratch yourself Yeah, but a demon did scratch you well, maybe I don't know but it was a bad dream. It's like the the fourth kind Mm-hmm. Oh my god. What are you most afraid of you and I grew up? Yeah, we pretty in the same house same house. We grew up with the same parents and it was a haunted house It was a haunted house It was a haunted house

Let's talk about that. We already talked about that. Okay. Okay Okay, but you believe in this stuff, huh? Yeah Yeah, I do Okay, well I don't have any dreams of like natural disasters. I don't have reoccurring dreams. I have dreams about um Like one time dad was superman. He wasn't superman. He was wearing a superman costume He was like really sad on a bench. That's all I remember. Oh my god. That's the saddest dream ever How do you interpret that? Why do you think that's if he's dressed in a superman costume and he's sad alone on a bench

Dad, what are you wearing? He was just sitting there on a bench. You know how I interpret that? What he tried to be your superman but failed What does that mean? That's what it is. He tried to be you guys a hero of the family He did heroic things, but no one recognized them. Yeah, and so he's like or or Dad was drunk And he just decided to wear a superman costume He had a bad temper

Yeah, he did. Well, then he could be what's that? Steve calls me super hero who was a drunk will smith plays him hand cock. Hand cock. Shout out to hand cock Shout out to hand cock. That's such an old movie. Yes. It's a good movie Um Good one. My brother called me a couple weeks ago and he goes bob. I go. Yeah, he goes. I think I need rage Um help. Oh no anger management Anger management. Yeah, I I think it's time. What's the last episode? Tell him what happened. Well, my girlfriend You could edit this too, right because she doesn't want to be brought up

But it's okay. Well, I mean wait if you didn't want her to be brought up. Why'd you say a fucking thing? We'll talk about your friend James his girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Talk about your friend James and his girlfriend So James and his girlfriend Okay, yeah, yeah, well James Well, the girlfriend has noticed that James been getting a little bit more temperamental. Yeah, but what happened? Just the tone of the voice. What about the waffle? Wait, okay. Well, James Was woke up one morning And I just well James and his girl went to Trader Joe's. Yeah

one Uh-huh that week and they bought waffles. Yeah. Trader Joe's waffles maple syrup sounds good so far maple syrup and butter Yeah, is it maple syrup in the waffle already or no, it's you gotta buy it separately. I'll get my bad out. That was one of those Okay, so James. Yeah, I go woke up and was craving waffles and said hey Can can you make me a waffle too? Yeah, because she wanted a waffle too. Yeah So James's girlfriend made a waffle. Yeah, she made the waffle first but then um, and then ate it first because James was still sleeping because James really He really like loves to sleep. Okay. Yeah

And so when James wakes up wakes up, he notices that He um, his girlfriend was going to use the same plate that she just used for James Okay, people do that sounds normal because she doesn't want to use up to but James Well, the thing is like weeks before they bought went to Akiah And they bought oh no no it was at Target. We bought the like double set double set Yeah, yeah, so it's your ocd thing. It's my james james. It's james's ocd. Yeah What happened? What did you do? How did you react?

Yeah, james could be very unreasonable. What did james do? What was james reaction? What was his reaction? James's voice just uh, was just kind of annoyed like dude You're gonna use that same plate you just used? Yeah, I have a plate too and then and then what did james's girlfriend do? She started to cry I went too far james went too far james. Oh no james went too far james went too far and james raised his voice And uh, yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, I do. So I thought about

Our dad not blame blaming on james's dad james had an episode with his neighbor too, right? James almost Yeah, james gone to fight with his neighbor. Um upstairs recently. Yeah. Yeah, I hate that neighbor though because that neighbor always uh smirks or uh At his dog smirking is that good? Like it's a smile like smile. Yeah, like Oh scoff. Oh scoff scoff. Yeah. What does that mean scoff smirk is like a little smile Oh, well that too kind of like scoff smile. Yeah a scoff smile a scoff smile. Yeah. Yeah classic scoff smile Dog again Oh like that. Yeah, and then when I went and then he lives above me and then so when he went up he Said you don't own this you don't own any of this. Okay, white. Yeah. Is he gay?

Yeah, he's yeah james's neighbor is a gay guy named Yeah, can I say his name? No, his name's adam No, I listen his name's adam. Oh, wait. Let's stop his name's adam adam Me saying that adam is gay. It's just pretty Yeah, it doesn't matter to me in the store. It doesn't matter. He could be green if it's a five foot nine White guy one thing if it's a 900 pound someone guy. It makes it different Making a gay guy makes it a different story. Yeah, and then so I uh, man, I just snapped. Would you say I go Oh, you want you want to talk about it come down here. Oh, let's go. Let's see. Let's do it. Oh my god, james. Whoa

Let's do it. Let's do it. And then I go and then I close the door. I go. I'm gonna fucking punch this fucker Oh my goodness. Oh my god, and then and then I close the door on uh, ilani James and then I went up to james and then there's a fan. It's like, what's up, man? And I was like, what's up? Yeah, oh my god. I was like, I like that. Yeah, it was kind of like, you know, uh, one of the when I did that at the movie theater Yeah, so james is like close. He's like james is right here. Yeah I go, are you drunk? Oh, because james is known to drink and do weird things around the complex. No adam not james Oh adam, so adam is no adam has a history of getting drunk and doing weird things around my complex. Yeah

Yeah, and then one time he knocked on my door to um Like at four in the morning, he's like he had like a he had like weed on him. He's like, do you have you have a lighter? And it was like four in the morning. So he did. You're up. You're up though Yeah, I was up. That's when I lived in the old though. I was up, but dude, don't knock on my door, dude Don't knock on my door. I was never cool. I don't we just never got along. I mean that guy and he's still there Yeah, he's still there. He's like one of those uh neighbors from hell We've all you know, am I alone here? I mean you guys haven't You're alone experience. You're definitely alone in this. Am I alone? We had we had a

Um, a neighbor related I'm sorry. Should we go let's go back from the beginning. Let's just know we had a neighbor with no, let's make it right Let's redo this episode No, because I said like some I said Don't worry about it. Okay. I'm sorry, george What do you want George? He works for you. I know but you know, george of balsa is steve I'm sorry guys. That's all right. I'm sorry. So I let's talk about your tattoo, huh? Well, no

So, um, we took this test earlier. Yeah, we test took a test earlier One percent of the population are called super recognizers meaning to say that they can discern different faces and different facial, um What do you call it traits very very well, and there's one percent of the population called like What is it called indigenous there? They're basically face-blind. Uh-huh. And so they can't even recognize Their own face sometimes and they're in a very bad with like distinguishing like I brought it up because I went to work today And one of my bosses has that disease Oh, yeah, it's called pro-pagnosia pro-pagnosia. Yeah, wait. What is it again? So basically Let me just see this right now. No, no stop for a second. Okay. Let me just see this right now. Here we go

What he just did baby. What did he do? For the last two minutes. He tuned out. He completely tuned out of the whole thing And and now my mind. No, no, no the thing is I was my mind was I was still on the atom thing Like god damn. We're still reeling like why did I bring that up? Yeah, and I'm thinking of the editing and And then you guys are talking about an app. Okay, can I try to read like just uh regurgitate what you just said? Yeah, there is an app out there. No, no Keep going keep going. What did we just say go ahead? There's an app out there There's an app. Yeah, that it could recognize

It's it's a facial recognition app. Yes. And so it's for people. Yeah Um, help me out, George. No Okay, there is an app out there Hear me out. Hear me out what you just said. There is an app. Yeah And it's for people who can't recognize faces. They'll meet someone and be like, I don't recognize. And then when they go back to meet them, they go, who the hell is that?

And then they go to the app and they go, it's Frank. No, no, no, there's an app that has a test in it. Whoa. So there's a test and then it's like a maybe a 10 to 20 question, it's like more of a 50 question thing. And then you kind of, it just goes through like your, you know, your memorization, memorizing. Testing about memorizing faces and stuff.

Flashcards so that you can start getting better at it. Yes, you get better at it, you know, cause it's like reputation and everything. It has nothing to do with what we were talking about, my friend. Okay, I'm sorry. All right. Let's start from the top.

I'm gonna listen now, watch. Okay, so there's a disease called propegnosia, where people cannot recognize familiar faces. So even if I've seen you 50 times, when I see you again, I still don't know who you are. Right. I've met people like that. Oh really?

So 1% of... Well, I don't can't say their name, but like, you know, I've met them before, like at a meeting and they'll go, what's your name again? Maybe it's not memorable. Oh my God. Is your chest okay? No, I'll be honest with you.

Like Colitis thought that I had it. It's just that, cause some people that, you know, I meet a lot of her friends, even a lot of comics come up to me and go, and I just don't, they're not that memorable. Yeah. At first. I'm not paying attention either.

Yeah. You and I don't pay attention. People don't pay attention in the A meeting. Propegnosia, propegnosia. Okay. So there's 1% of people who are face blind. That's propegnosia. And there's 1% of...

Maybe I haven't met anyone. I'm sorry. I'll take that back. There probably are. If it's 1% of the population, that's a lot. No, I know. Like once I said that I was open to... You confused that with just forgetting people's names.

No, no. Wow. Once I said that I was open for ridicule. And so I just... You mean I ridiculed you? A little bit. Oh, you were mad when I said that? Yeah, a little bit.

Because I'm not a ghost. I'm not saying I'm popular, but I'm not a ghost. You're pretty popular. You're pretty popular, too. No, no. Not in the larger scheme of things. And maybe little pockets of society I am. But not in a completely larger scheme.

I'm not. Wow, I really offended you, huh? Did you see it in my face? A little bit. That was the rage. That was the anger you were talking about. What it is, is this. Yeah.

He'll say so. And then I'll do it a little tick. I'll go. In my mind. It's like when, it's like when, what's Hulk Hogan's alter you go? Not Hulk Hogan, incredible Hulk. Oh, Bruce Banner. Bruce Banner.

It's like Bruce Banner's pants ripping a little. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. His jeans shorts. And you go, oh, don't get him more mad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the, you know.

But I haven't done that in a long time. You just did it. No, you mean full rage? Not full rage, but your pants split a little bit. Micah, I'm sorry. Okay, let's go back to... Okay. So...

1% of people who are face blind and another 1% of the population that are called super recognizers. And there's a people who usually work in the FBI, who are able to really look at someone one time and recognize them again. They can look at them for five seconds very briefly and then be able to recognize them again, like months from now.

There are people who are just able to look at the facial structure and just remember it forever. I'm like that. Okay, so there's a test for it. There's a test. Bobby. I took the test. I got eight out of what?

Eight out of 14. You have to score over a 10 out of, get 10 out of the 14 in order to be a super-recognizer. I was two away from being a super-recognizer. He eight out of 14, he's a superhero. He was like eight out of 14. That must mean I have some, like I'm an X-Men. And I'm like, no, you literally didn't even pass.

Like you're not a super-recognizer, but we're gonna take a test. Let's see what he gets then. Eight out of 14. You're gonna get higher than you. No, no, I'm not. Eight out of 14. Am I gonna do it now?

Yeah, so the test is this. You're gonna look at a person's photograph for five seconds, and it's going to, and then the next page, you're supposed to pick them out of a lineup. Okay, let's do it. And you're gonna do that 14 times. While Steve's doing that.

Okay. I feel a lot of pressure. So I wanna also mention that, how beautiful Kaleila looks today. Oh, God. Look at her. She is glowing. She is glowing.

You're a beauty. Don't say glowing, because then people are gonna think I'm pregnant. You're a beautiful baby. Why are you saying that? Nothing, I just think that you're a beautiful lady, and I realize that every day it's unbelievable. I'm very lucky.

No, it means up to something, and it'll tell you why. He's gone on my last nerve. Why? I don't know. Well, I went to Vegas, and then I came home to this house being an utter destruction.

What does that mean? I mean, there was animal feces everywhere, and I cleaned right before I left. Every single bathroom, all the drains were clogged. First of all, sir, what are you doing in these drains? He wipes with paper towel. Oh, I learned that the hard way. Can't do that.

What? Why did you learn that? Because I just didn't have toilet paper, so I used paper towel. Yeah, so every single, I can't even wash my hands in the fucking sink anymore, because it's just up to here. And then the house just smelled so bad.

Yeah. What did you do? I don't know, I just live. Like living, when I just live by myself. Ask me how long I was gone. How long were you gone? Two days. A day and a half.

Not even a full two days. That was like a week. No, a day and a half. No, no, no. Dude, it's like, you look at my hotel rooms when I go on the road. Yeah. That's always leave, like whenever I leave a room,

I always leave like 40 bucks on the table. Oh, wow. Sometimes I'll even read a note, sorry. You write them a note? Yeah, because it's an utter disaster. In two days, I will fuck a hotel room. Glue everywhere. Sunflower seeds everywhere.

Peels for different kinds of fruits. I didn't even eat fruits. I was in Vegas and anytime I would be on a phone with him or I'd get a text and he'd be like, you know the rules. Yeah. What are the rules? Don't suck dick.

Rule number one, don't suck dick. Don't suck dick. Because you know, Girls Night in Vegas, you know, I've seen the movies. I've seen it, you know, and they love clubbing. This one loves clubbing. Yeah, they love going to the clubs. I love going clubbing.

Yeah, you do. Club master. No, it was the worst human experience ever. I realized that I'm too old for a club. Number one, you get fucking herded like cattle. Like bouncers are on all power trips. Everyone, every girl is just like clamoring to get in front of the line.

It's the most like, I'm like, dude. And ugh, it just left a really bad excuse. I've been in those clubs before and I literally, every time I walk in, I go, what am I doing here? I gotta get out of here. This is why am I here? Yeah.

It's the opposite of fun. I've seen you at a bar. That one time I saw you at a bar, you looked so uncomfortable. He was there for two seconds. Two seconds. You were like, I get the fuck out of here. I hate it.

It's dark, loud. It's, there's a people in clump together. There's all people who have drinks in their hands trying to juggle around you. It's just not my scene. And it's also not a good place to meet people because there could be a ton of really great people in there but the environment just doesn't allow

for any type of like real interaction other than what do you do? Where are you from? You gonna buy me a drink? Oh yeah. Or like some guy at one of the parties. So you got hit on. You got hit on a lot.

Yeah, like some guy came up to me and he's like, oh, like how often do you brush your teeth? You're really, like your teeth are really white. I'm like, oh, I need to get the fuck out of here. Weird opener. Yeah, I mean, I was like. I've used that. Oh, I'm so embarrassed I've used that before.

Really? Yeah, yeah. Have you really? Yeah. Do you brush your teeth? Yeah, I do stuff that's weird. I thought that was weird. Like your teeth are perfect.

Oh, yeah. What else would you say? I would say stuff like, well, I would, what's that book that I read that book? Mystery. No. The game. The game.

Because I was on a, I was in a, I did a radio show. I did Man Cow. And the guy that wrote the game was on it with me. The mystery. Is it the pickup artist? Yeah, yeah. And so I used to use those tools. It never works.

Like if there's a group of girls and the one that you want, you have to like, you know, make fun of them. Yeah. Neg. Like, look at that face. Oh. What kind of face do you have? Yeah, I never did that.

And then like compliment all the other girls and then you get in their brain. Yeah. What'd you get? What'd you score, Steve? 8 out of 14. Oh, exactly the same. You're not a super recognizer.

So what does that mean? My sister and I are. They're just average? Yeah. Well, it's not fair. Why? Because some of them are like, you see the frontal and then the next one's on the side.

Like, come on, dude. But you have to memorize like. No, it's not. It's so funny, George. Well, here's what it is. I think that if you. That's not fair. That's not a fair test.

It's not a fair test. No, because it's like right here. Yeah, but they got it right. You got all of them? I got 13 out of 14. My sister got 12 out of 14. We're super recognizers. Damn.

Are you good at math? I'm not very good at math at all. I'm decent. I'm, you know, I went all the way up to like Calc 3. Oh, shout out to Calc 3. What? Oh, really? I used to.

Oh, because of like. What the fuck is this conversation? What is the V-camera guy fucking math? What the fuck are you doing right now? A full on conversation with Colada. Jason in the closet is having a son or something. You lay out like a math. You get a math.

Do you brush your teeth? Yeah. One thing about that, throw some ethnic people in there. Oh, yeah, that's what makes it so difficult. Everyone is white. No, that's why it's hard. If it's, oh, yeah, a black guy. And then like, there's all Asian, but a black guy.

You'll be able to find. Just do all black guys. They're all Asian guys. They're all Indian guys. I think you can take a test further and then be able to see. Indians are hard. Asians are hard, too. Asians are hard.

Who cares what ethnicity? Who would be the hardest? Just add a little diversity. Yeah, a little diversity. A little diversity, that's all. Yeah. Are you mad that you didn't go higher? Yeah, to tell you that I was a little kind of,

after the seventh one, I'm like, it was over it. I was like, well, I don't care about these guys. I don't care about these guys. You know what I mean? Yeah. You wouldn't be a good FBI agent. No, I would not. I thought I'd do better.

It's just there's certain people that that's their only job, is to like do facial recognition stuff. Yeah, if it was all frontal, I would have got it. Because that side shit's bullshit. That side shit's bullshit. The side profile. But back to the bar thing, the reason why is because when people hook up at bars,

it's usually a one night stand, right? I'm not a one night stand to girls. Long get. You know who was? Callisto. Our friend Callisto. I walked into a bar with Callisto once. Now some Jesus walks up to her, him,

and just just making out with him. Yeah. Right? That's never happened to me. Me too. I was always alone at just drinking beers by myself. Yeah. You know, here's another thing.

I was walking down the street in New York. I've never seen this happen before in my life. We're walking down the street. I'm walking with Crystalia. And we're going to go watch a movie. We're in New York. And I go, we're about to get to the movie theater. And some girl just walks up to Chris and goes,

hi, I don't know you. I just broke up with my boyfriend. I have a place around the corner. Do you want to fuck? And Chris looks at her and goes, all right. That would never happen to guys like us. And then Chris goes, bye. And I watched the movie by myself.

And through the whole movie, I would just live it. Yeah. Because she didn't know he was a comic or a TV star. He gets that normally. Damn. So that's a different level. Yeah, but so for me, another friend, Mike Young, another white friend of mine, he's a killer too, it looks like.

So it's like, I never get that, but I'm, you know, I'm good because I have my life. Well, you got to do a bunch. You have to show your skill to the world to get the. Oh, I have to do all kinds of stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So do you, though.

I know. You didn't have to do much for me, except drive to me. Yeah, but I. No, but just to get to that position. I drove months and months to Long Beach. You did. Yeah. I went out of my way to do it.

Yeah, and I really appreciated that. And that's why we're here. Yeah, because what was it? What do you think the first offer was that he asked me? Of course, it was like, hey, come to the comedy store. Of course. And I'm like, no, I'm not going to do that. So you could see him in his world.

Yeah. So you. So he shines the brightest. I can see him, you know, say hi to everybody and like play it up. Like he's the most important guy. And I was like, I'm not going to play that game with you. We're going to meet in neutral ground. As a matter of fact, not even neutral, it's going to be my hood.

And we're going to get to know each other here in my house. That's what we did. Damn, your house is intense. Did you guys kiss the first date? No. Third? Third or fourth? Yeah.

But he just like went for it. He didn't even ask. It wasn't even prepared. We were watching my 600 pound live. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You just went for the kiss?

Yeah, I wasn't. I was like really enthralled with the show. And then he just like all of a sudden. You know why? Because I'm like, I can't. If I get in the friend zone in this situation, I ain't driving it. But you know what was really weird?

He didn't just go for the kiss. He went, he went like with a kiss and the finger at the same time. That's what you got to do though. I've never done that at the same time. At the same exact time. First time ever kissing. He did that? It's a double attack.

It's so dangerous. That's so dangerous. Well, it's because it's like if she pushes my face away. I want to see what he did. What did he do? I want to let this. I want to see it. I want to see it.

I want to see it. I want to see it. First of all, your legs are not that wide open. Do you have a boner? You already have a boner. I want to see it. I want to see it. Yeah, like that.

Just like that. And I was watching TV. So did you respond to the kiss first or him touching you on your clitoris? I knew I was going to hook up with him, make out with him. But I was just having a good old time. Good old times. But it was weird.

And then he would go to the corner and then do a dance and jiggle his dick around. Oh, we did earlier today. We did earlier today. He would do like a little air guitar. Do the air guitar. Let's just see it. Can I just say this too?

When I went out before you were in the living room and I was doing the dick dance with my pants down, you said something about my penis. Steve said, hey, Bob, do it again. I think it's shrinking. Do you think so? You're too strong. Wow, those are fighting words, bro.

Fighting words, dog. He asked Bob, he asked Bob, we did it four times. It's like it's big. It's just like it's big. It looks like a bird piece of beef jerky. There's more hair than there is skin. It's just a bush of hair. It's like a bush of hair.

Oh, look at my size. Give me my size. Oh, my god. The size of a piggy. Oh, god. Oh, you're going to make me die. I don't know what happened, brother. You're going to start working out.

You're going to start doing something. You're going to start working out. I'm worried about you. I'm so worried. He's worried about me. Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Dude, dude. I think his bush is just really long. Long right now, that's why. Really long. He hasn't. He doesn't shave. I used to shave, remember? He doesn't do that anymore.

I need a break. Oh, god. That was my side sooner hurting. I don't think a penis can shrink. Yeah, it doesn't shrink. Movie review it. I loved it. Tell me why you like it.

Pennywise's character. Who plays Pennywise, the new kid? Can you look that up, Gilbert, real quick? Yeah. Well, that character, his acting was chilling. I like the chemistry with the kids. Yeah. It reminded me of the Goonies kind of.

It's more of an adventure or movie. Yeah. Yeah, you guys should watch it. It's fucking amazing. I loved it. I'm going to go watch it. Can I show you what I found on your brother's laptop? You can do that, but I have one more review. I've been listening to some music lately.

And everyone has to listen to the War on Drugs, the new album. It's so good. It's a group called the War on Drugs. Play a little. Later when I drive you home, play a part. It's so fucking good. Where are they from?

Philadelphia. Oh, cool. But he wasn't the... He went from Oakland to Philadelphia, then he started a band with, what's that guy's name? Anyways. Anyway.

So, I'll go look... So, he was trying to show me this, like, America's Got Talent video when I got home from Vegas. But one of the only open... It was YouTube tab open, and the other tab, I was like, what is that?

OLD. OJ. And that's what I found, Steve. What the fuck, Bobby? He likes the old guy shit. Bobby what? Look, look at this. Bobby.

You should be on there. This is a six-year-old Armenian guy with a boner. You look like he's been abused. I'm telling you, he hits perfect with those guys. His body. His dick size. Yeah. You're perfect with those guys.

Look at that, his body. Look at that guy. You know what, with him, he's a sick fucker. He gets off more on the men than the women. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean? No, no, no, not that you're attracted to the men.

No, I'm not attracted to the men. It's an awe. You're like, damn, this old fucker's like, fucking this little girl. You know how you can, when you see a porn, you can click on like, you can see more videos of Sabrina. Right?

And then you press it and there's like 20. All her phone. I don't do that one. I do Walter. Oh, you click the guy. Who he's worked with. Because Walter's killing the game. Who's Walter?

Whatever the old man's name is. How do you like that? Walter's for Youngers was the other website. Oh, no, he liked Teens for Cash. And a teen stuff. Shout out to Teens for Cash. What else did I like? Oh, you had like a whole series.

I know. You like Jake's Deed stuff? Are you back in the day? Yeah. I like Jake's Deed a lot back in the day. Me too. I love Jake's Deed. I loved Ed Powers. He still has it. Oh, Ed Powers.

He's my main man. Steve, are you sure you're not attracted to it? No, I like Ed Powers though. Why do you like Ed Powers? Because it's like he films in his little shady little apartment. You know, like in his living room. Yeah, his house.

And he's like an old dude. So I think that's where my fascination started. Yeah, because he's from Ed Powers. Here's what it is. And this is what it is. And I don't want to think that I had this weird fetish. These are the closest looking guys to what I am.

No, they're not. Yeah, I'll tell you why. I'm looking at Ed Powers right now. Let me just say this though. It's like, I don't like seeing buff, good looking dudes have sex with hot chicks. I want to see fat, ugly dudes that look like

that's more my category. When I first started dating him, we watched his favorite porn together and it's a gang bang with like six dudes and one Asian guy and the one Asian guy gets like the last like he gets like the sloppy sixth but he's just waiting there patiently.

But when the guy finally gets it, he nuts. Yeah. And that's my favorite one because it's five white dudes and an Asian guy with one girl, right? And she's blowing all these guys and the Asian guys just and then one of his buddies,

what about him? She does this face. And she starts doing him and he just nuts right away and he goes home and goes to studies for his HCTs or whatever. HCTs? That's the L set.

So he's still masturbates? Yeah. It's been day three, I haven't. Oh my god, day three. Have you caught him in the act? Always, yeah, in the bathtub. He always has a look on him. In the water?

Why do you like the water? I feel like that makes it chafe. But every time I come in, he's always like put it and he's holding his dick. Oh my god, we're fucked up, man. I know. There's nothing wrong with masturbation. Dude, I used to beat up the reanimator.

Remember the 80s movie reanimator? Oh my god, that horror movie? The Decapitation movie. There's one scene with the lady with the tits, I've seen. Yeah, no, it's like the guy had a severed head. Well, that's weird too. To Decapitation movies? Yeah, I don't know.

On VHS tapes, we have our little beat off tape. Do you watch porn now or no? Yeah, I watch... What's that? X-Videos. Is it free? Yeah, it's free. Yeah, I like Pornhub. I like old J.

Are you still into... Are you still into... What's that thing you were into? Oh, flesh lights? When people would come inside them. Oh, cream pie? Here's another thing you try to get me into. Crack porn.

That was crack porn. Crack addicts. Well, if you type in crack head, cream pie. That's so specific. But you know why he likes it? Why? Because these girls are desperate for the money. Wait, didn't you bring a homeless goth chick one time?

Oh, we don't have to talk about that. Yeah. I'm sorry, that was like a really good story I remember it in my head. Yeah, I don't think that's a... Do you think I fucked you up with porn? I'll talk about the goth chick. Okay, so I met her at Greco's Pizza.

Why do your stories always... Yeah, so you met her at Greco's Pizza? Greco's Pizza... Greco's Pizza... Greco's Pizza... It was after the clubs. We used to go to Starshoes and drink. And I was with one of my friends.

And I noticed a fatter, pale, goth chick kind of like talking to herself. Fucking, oh my god, I know. And then she started listening to our conversation. And so I go... I don't know what happened, but I invited her back. I don't know what happened, so I invited her back. Well, I don't know what happened

of how she got closer to our table. But she'd start listening to our conversation. And I go, hey, you live around here? What's going on? And she goes, yeah. I'm like, well, we're going to drink some more beers back. I always use that like, hey, we got more beers back in my little shoebox apartment or whatever.

I love your pickup line. Yeah, that's like, hey, we got some more beers back here. So somehow she ended up back there, right? And you met her, didn't you? That was angry with you. Yeah, and then I just remember one of the nights I found out later she didn't have a place to stay. Oh, she was with you for a few days.

And she was literally... No, no, I think... That's just one night. Yeah, that one night or maybe a day. Couple nights. Couple nights, because she was homeless. Because I came over... Nothing happened, though.

Nothing sexually happened. Of course nothing happened. Do you know why? Because she is a schizophrenic. But not only that, she got caught up with the church of Satan. She used to start telling me shit. She was like, the head of the church of Satan communicates me through his mind.

She's schizophrenic. So I go, oh, and then she said... And you wanted to fuck her? Well, so desperate back then, you know. Yeah, she was really desperate back then. Yeah, really back then. Let's edit this out. I have a question for you.

Okay, so one night, let me finish my story. You wanted to edit it. Why do you keep talking? I'm too deep down this rabbit hole. I'm already half a mile in. We're talking about James. We're talking about James. Go all the way.

This is James. Talk about James. So James said she was sleeping on the sleeping bag on the ground. And I go, hey, why don't you come up here? It's more comfortable up here. And then so I got her up on the bed. And she was still like... James did, James did.

James got her on the bed. And she was still in her goth outfit. And James tried to do the side thing. But then she did the whole tortilla wrap with the blanket. Like she wrapped her... Yeah, she wrapped her whole body in it. So that nothing happened with me and her. Thank God.

Yeah. Imagine, would you have used a condom? Of course. I have another story of like this Russian lady that I met. But tell me that story. So I met... I was like heading to the bars. This is all when I'm not sober.

So just to clarify. Okay, to the viewers. My brother's clean and sober. Over eight years ago. Okay. So me and my buddy Ace, we're heading up. We used to drink at the Kodak theater. This place called Koji's.

Right? Happy Hour had two dollars, Sappuro. I remember Koji's. Yeah. They had like Happy Hour cheap beers. And so there's this Russian girl walking. And she goes, do you have a light? Sounds Chinese.

Do you have a light? And I go, yeah. Yeah, come on. Yeah. And she was like, just a Russian. Like a little kind of cat or face. Or I go, hey, what are you doing right now? You want to head up?

And we're about to get some drinks over here. Koji's. My shoebox, please. Okay. And she came with us. Whoa. And so we're just, you know, drinking beers, getting, you know, getting our buzz going. And then afterwards, my friend Ace left me.

He goes, all right. I'm out. And I go, what? And I go, you have a place to stay tonight? Stay. Wait, let me finish. And she goes, oh, okay. I, my car is parked, my car is parked at the Starbucks parking lot.

You will come with me? I go, okay. And so I should have known like red flag right away. Cause when I walked, she had one of those bigger, um, jeeps things. But I noticed I looked in her car and all it seemed like she was moving out of her house. Like all of her belongings were in there. Yeah. So I go, okay.

She grabbed a couple of things and we went back to my place. So, um, she basically started turning my place into like a hoarding like storage place. So I noticed that as like days went by, you were hanging out with her for days. Oh yeah. I thought it was all the same. I don't even know about this. So how many days? She moved in.

Oh, this is weeks. No, about a week. Did you kiss her? No, no, I was just kind of in the pocket. Just hope that I was just hoping. So you let this lady, Russian lady walk all over you. She walked all over me. Yeah.

And then what ended up happening, she actually like on day two or three just cause she like brought her laptop in. She left. And then I noticed that this guy one night knocked on my door like, yeah, I'm here for the car. She was trying to do like car sales from my place. So random dudes would come visit like about the car. Oh my God.

So I go, what are you doing? Who is that? Dude, this is not a good episode. It's so sad. Cause if my girlfriend hears this. It's your past. It's your past. Okay.

So anyway. You're so complicated. So one night she, she brought her out her laptop and she was looking at pictures and like, like family pictures and this kid keeps popping up. Yeah. And she starts crying. Oh no. It was her son.

And so she's crying like, I miss my son. Why am I laughing at this? I don't know. So she's crying like looking, I miss my son. Oh my God. I miss my son. This like, this shit that we have to go through. It was just all wet, like on my shoulder.

I was just, and then my, you know, like, like, I was like, oh, like I couldn't feel my arm. It was all wet with her tears. But you just kept it there the whole time. Yeah. And so you would, Poor James. Poor James guy. Poor James.

Poor life choices. So kids, if you ever, if you're doing drugs and alcohol, just sober up, you know, don't, don't, don't make the same, don't make the same mistakes James has made. What about that one time where you were going to the brothels in Tijuana and whose car broke down? Mike Blacks? Oh, Vax. Oh, Vax's car broke down.

Yeah, yeah. And how'd you get, what happened? And then we, he, and he was opening for you in San Diego. Who was Mike Black was? Yeah. And then we just stayed with him. So that's what happened. Yeah.

Yeah. How many times did you go to that brothel in Tijuana? We have to definitely cause. What? What was that? I love how you're looking at George asking for permission. I went there a few times. I went, you know,

Are you mad that I asked the question? Cause yeah, this is. Yeah, but cause I'm going to say this. Yeah. I've been there probably 200 times. And you're okay. You're okay. Yeah.

I mean, it had nothing, it has nothing to do with me. Anyone listening right now, I just want to say this. Okay. When you're, when you're five foot three. Yeah. You're an Asian guy living in Southern California. You have no money and no future. You have to do what you have to do to get your fucking nut off.

The only thing, the only way I would be opposed to it, if, if, if there was some type of like human trafficking ring and he was like, you know, getting with women or with girls that were forced into prostitution, that's fucked up. Oh, I have a Tijuana story. Okay. So, so me and my friend, I don't know what to talk about that.

It was like me, you know, Danny and I think Alex were down there and then I already went and I already, you know, did my thing, but then at the place, but they were like, still like, they went back on the street and then they, they got hustled. Like it was dangerous. Like they met some guy and goes, Hey, you want girls? Come follow me. And then we got,

What happened to me? Yeah. And then we got into some guys cab and like went to like this, a CD hotel. Yeah. And then one of my friends is like, Hey, can you get weed? Oh, you want motor? Oh, yeah.

No problem. And then so they were, they gave the guy all the money and then we're like, cause we met the girls, you know, but they were all in on the scam. And then there's a guy that knocked on the door and he had like his hand, like right here, like he had a gun. Oh gosh. And he was like, let me get the, and then they got ripped off. So there's a lot of like scams.

And there's a, Can I tell another one? What I did Arizona? Okay. There's one time for that story. Tell us about that tattoo. Yeah. Okay.

I'll tell you about the tattoo. We'll get there. Okay. There's another story in Arizona. In Arizona. And this was in Arizona. And I lived with my, my friend, Derek, he worked at the casino, the Indian casino. So he worked graveyard shift.

So I'm like, damn, I got the whole apartment to myself. And so I went through the, the Arizona weekly, whatever the local newspaper. And then there's like classified ads there, like, you know, like escort things. So I called, you know, I got one of them. And so she didn't even knock on the front door. Like she knocked on the back. We had a screen door and, and she was like kind of acting like kind of strange. She's like, okay, honey, you want to do this?

And I go, all right. So then we went upstairs and she goes, well, you got the money? I go, yeah. And then I gave her the money. How much was it? Do you remember? I think it was like 60 to $80. Whoa.

Yeah. Yeah. Arizona Tempe. Shout out to Arizona. I don't know if that's a good shout out. All right. Okay. Knock right over.

Oh, that's not a good shout out. That's not a good shout out. She said, well, babe, babe, you want to get naked? I go, okay. That was there. So I went, yeah, I go. So I had to get, I got completely naked and she goes, oh, babe, do you have lotion? Yeah.

In here? Uh-huh. I'm going to give you a ruby down. I go. And so I went to the bathroom to get lotion. Yeah. And then while I was in the bathroom, I heard a knock like, and she like, I heard running. Yeah.

She literally caught me with my pants down. Yeah. And she took my money. Oh. Yeah. Never heard that story before. Yeah. Yeah.

I got robbed. Yeah. Oh, my God. Services is not rendered. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that happened. Yeah.

You know, you make mistakes and you learn. Yeah, you do, huh? Yeah. But also she's pretty smart. What was that? That's a good hustle. That's a good hustle. Yeah.

That's very good. So normally how those things work, okay? So you have your girl, right? Then you have a phone person on the other line that's keeping in contact with the client. Yeah. But then you have the most vital part. You have the driver slash bodyguard with prior weapon. Yeah.

So there's three components. Yeah. Did you call and file a complaint? Oh, no. I was embarrassed. I didn't tell my roommate. Yeah. That's why they can get away with it.

Yeah. Who's going to report that? Speak up, people. Yeah. So for years I got this tattoo on my body, Steve. Yeah. And because I loved you. And then for years you didn't get a tattoo of me at all.

Yeah. I don't know. He was waiting for the right time. Yeah, it was the right time. So my brother just, he got a tattoo of my face on his body. Yeah. That he drew. That I drew.

Yeah. It's amazing. Mm-hmm. And what does it say underneath? B-Y-L, Song-Woo. So Song-Woo and Bobby Young Lee. Wow. Wow.

And I designed it right there. It's cool. And who did the artwork? I did. And then you actually tattooed it. Oh, okay. The real tattoo artist, a shout out to Joshua at Island Tattoo in San Diego. So he did a great job.

Right, George? He did it for free. Right for you. George got a grievous angel. Right, George? You want to show your tattoo? Did you design that, George? Yeah.

And what's the significance of a grievous angel? It's Ram Parsons' great album. Oh, okay. Not bad. Return of the Grievous Angel. And so it's like, it means a lot to you? Yeah. Okay, cool.

Yeah. So he does a lot of, does he do everything? Does he do just mostly tribal? Like what's his... He's mostly tribal. Mm-hmm. Here, I'll do it. Talking to Mike.

Yeah. Go ahead, George. Yeah. Josh, he does mostly tribal tattoos. He's tattooed Ray Lewis, Travis Brown. Whoa. Ray Maluga. Let's see.

And the King of Polynesia. So he's got that style down the kind of tattoo you have? Because I need a touch-up. I'll probably go to him then. He's great. He's great. So shout out to him. Because you have to go specifically to somebody who's very, like, versed with tribal.

You can't just, you know, randomly go to someone. And they don't know how to lay heavy ink down on people. No, that's what he's trained in. Yeah. Yeah, he usually, like, interviews people, gets to know them, and then like... Amazing. I'll go down and see him then. Yeah.

You guys should too. Island tattoo? Yeah. You look like a beautiful Kalala is, huh? Yeah. Stop. What are you trying to get from me today? Nothing.

So it's my birthday this week and... No, no, no. Next week. Next week. But I'm having a birthday dinner tomorrow. Yeah. Early birthday dinner. And...

What time is it? 7? 6. The only gift that I want, guys, is just hear me out, is I would love just dream powder. Got it. So give me some dream powder. All the dream powder that you've sent him, he's already consumed. Ingested.

Consumed. Oh, it works. It has a good taste. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it works. I know it works good. And, you know, what also works is that sleep pen? Yeah.

Dude, he had an extra one and we hit it and then... I had a vape pen that has, like, melatonin in it. Yeah, it's a melatonin vape pen. Yeah, yeah. But, um... So if you guys want to... In the mood. What's it like to turn 46?

And be closer to 50? It's, uh... Yeah. So funny, Steve. You know what it is? And I just want... Because I look at comics that are older than me and I go, you know what? It's not that half bad.

I mean, you look at someone like David Spade, who's older than me. He's still skews young. He seems young. You know, so... I just find it interesting that you guys are almost 50 and I have to get text messages from your friends asking permission so that you can play Destiny 2. Oh, yeah. Example A.

Exhibit A. Eric Griffin. What did he text me today? A. Bobby should be playing D2. It's so good. He needs to be here. And then he... And I said, no, it might destroy us. He goes, come on, you're getting a house.

There's a lot of solo stuff he needs to catch up on. And so I said, no, no D2. That's like a mom. And I said, please try to understand Yoko, and then he sent this, a little bit moji, that says, you're the worst. Eric. Have you asked her yet for me? I can hear you asking.

Yeah, so is there any way, because Destiny 2 just came out. Just hear me out. Hear me out. What's your case? So my pitch is, the reason why it was problematic before is the screaming, yelling, correct? Yeah. My pitch for Destiny 2 is, because there's so much solo stuff without... He doesn't even have to play with us.

There's solo stuff where he could play it like fallout, because you could play it like fallout, where you could just go and do side quests. There's so much, there's random events. There's so much map. So my thing is, if he could play and just do it, just play solo queueing, like just solo playing, like how he plays like RPGs. If he can sign a contract saying that he will not scream, we can do this. That's cool.

But the thing is, I know I'll scream. Oh, because of me. Yeah. All right. Well, how about you do this? I'll play by myself. And you could play with the boys? I don't want to play with, here's, I play the game for my friends.

It's a good way to keep in touch with you and my friends. But it's a good way to keep out of touch with me. It's a good way to keep out of touch with her and also I disconnect from society. That's a problem too. It's like these last couple of weeks, he's been such a pleasure to be around. His mood's better. He wakes up happier. And he's just nicer to be around.

But when he gets into that like competitive world and getting angry often, he's just a grumpy fucker. He's so mean too. Like it almost carries over into his real life, like interactions with people. And he's so moody and depressed. But when he's not playing video games and I haven't asked him to stop. But he's still playing that. Yeah. He gets into, he plays with his iPad.

That wizard thing? Yeah. He plays on his iPad. But he's happy. Yeah. So this, so Destiny 2. Well, what about if he plays and he can only play maybe two hours a day? No.

Well, give us a rundown, your rating of Destiny 2 compared to Destiny 1. It's like Destiny 1 on steroids. There's so much more you can do. I thought at first you didn't like it. Yeah, but it was because it was the beta, right? It was the beta. So like the guns that I was using are like the gunsmith guns. Like they didn't feel good shooting.

Yeah. But since this came out, it's like they have pulse rifles and auto rifles and scout rifles and hand cannons that feel like the ones from Destiny 1. They just have like, they look different. And another thing, you could customize your gun. You could put different, you could put different shaders on your gun itself. That's what he likes. Yeah.

You could like customize your own weapon itself. And you could modify your weapons. Like, you know, you might not like your role that you got and you could actually modify to the perks that you want eventually. So it's like so much more better. So I'm just, I haven't even finished a story mode. Like all my friends are ranked up and everything. Is there still exotic stuff?

Oh yeah. Yeah, I've gotten three exotics. Just random drops and I was like, what? Yeah, yeah. I loved it. So it's been, it's pretty fun. Yeah. I like it actually.

Yeah. How do you feel? How do you feel about it? Do you feel strong or are you feeling like, fuck, I want to do this? I've already accepted it. I'm not going to be playing. So. But you said something to me just like, like how I remember how I got into it later because

he was making it seem like, oh yeah, I'm not playing now. But dude, like you caught up and you got. Yeah, that's the thing. It's for me. It's like. So you plan on in the future, future. I'll play. I mean, it's, dude, there'll be a Destiny 3, right?

Yeah. There'll be other things. I can start anytime and I'll be able to catch up quickly because I like to grind hard. Yeah. There's a lot of grinding in this one. So it'll be fine. I just for right now, I'm not going to be playing it. Do you resent me a little bit?

No, I don't. Be honest. I'm being honest. I don't. Like not a molecule in you. Not a molecule because I don't play. I don't, I don't know what, I don't even know what it looks like. So you don't know.

Dude, we kicked it the other night. He didn't even come in because I'm like, dude, come check it out. Yeah. I guess I know. I didn't even watch any of the gameplay. I had to go outside. He just swooped me up. Because if I look at it, then I'm going to want to play.

I don't. Here's the thing. He's just been so jolly these last few weeks. I have friends like Aero and all those nerds in Chicago. Oh yeah, you've got a deep fire team. I got a deep fire team. I miss them. That little kid that used to play with.

Yeah. HiFix and then Sensei. Yeah, Sensei, HiFix. Yeah, HiFix and all those guys. Yeah. So shout out to them. Gavin, like everyone. Yeah, shout out to them.

But I'm going to be out for a bit. Is there raids still on it? Oh yeah. Yeah. See, that's another thing. There's raids. It's going to be like, I got to get up at nine in the morning. Like this is what happened last time.

That's what it is. But you don't have to do it. I have to do it. No, you could do it, but they'll sync you up with others. If you don't have a team. Well, now they sync you up with. I think this one, though, they'll find other players. So everyone can do the raid.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, just. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Steve, you almost had him. You almost had him, Steve. What?

You almost had him. No, I won't do it. The prison of elders. Fuck you. Fuck you. Okay. All right. What are we doing?

Time wise. We're at Howard. We are? Mm-hmm. Let's do two questions today. Two questions. Two questions today. On hopeful advice with Bobby, Kalyla, and our new friend, James.

Hey, guys. A really huge fan of the podcast. I'm a Filipino songwriter from Melbourne, Australia. I recently signed to quite a big manager in LA who manages one of the biggest songwriters in the world right now. She's written for Rihanna, Drake, and the list continues. Now, I kind of feel like I'm in the shadows of her success, which was kind of expected. I do eventually keep at it and send this manager songs at least three to four times

a week, but I still don't know where I stand being in the roster. How do I go about asserting myself, improving myself to people? I've been signed for three weeks. Do I just trust the process or should I manage my expectations? So he's signed to a big management company and he's not the priority there. Like me. Listen, listen. I'm with CAA.

You think that anyone even there knows that I'm there? Give us an example. Who's CAA? Steven Spielberg? They have big people. Like Spielberg. Jennifer Aniston. People like that, right?

They have a radio head. Yeah. Everyone, yeah. They don't know that I exist. Even in a comedy department, I'm like the last guy. If I go to the CAA, I go, can I talk to my agent? It would take me like an hour to get to them. I'm pretty low.

I've always been like that in these gigantic systems. But you've already worked long enough to where you can manage to do things without their help. I mean, I do need their help because I don't know networks or anything like that. But in the beginning of your career is what I'm saying. To answer this guy's question. But here's the thing. The thing is that it's not going to be your first. It's not going to be your last.

It's like, if it doesn't work out with this guy, it'll be something else. I mean, with technology nowadays, you don't even need that stuff. You could just self promote it himself through social media. Through social media. Chance the rapper. Band camp. Chance the rapper. So you're saying that as a musician, you don't necessarily need a manager or a management team?

Well, what I'm saying is that there's enough out there where you could actually promote yourself. Because of technology, you don't even need to go to my examples. They even recording itself. You don't need to go to an actual studio. All you need is a laptop with Ableton or Pro Tools. And that's all you would need. Are you sure? Yeah.

You can't. Really? Yeah. Dude, a good mic and a good program and Pro Tools, you're good. So being in a studio isn't as good as being at home then? But this guy submitting three to four songs every week to his manager and he's still not getting that same... What I'm saying, why doesn't he promote those songs himself on his own without the manager? You know what I'm saying?

Show initiative. Like, hey dude, I got this many hits on my band camp or I got this. Don't you need a manager to introduce you to an agent or a record label? I don't really know how the music business works. But I always feel like this big, or I was watching Defiance. Those types get really good. But these type of really inner scope or these big labels aren't necessarily the way to go anymore, right? Sometimes it's better to just go indie or a smaller label.

Smaller label is the big thing right now. If the product is good, then just make a good product. People will come. People will come if it's good. He can make his own EP himself. Why is he wasting all those songs to be cleared when he could compile those songs into his own EP or little album and package it? No, you're right. Because it adds value to you.

And then they're like, oh, this guy is kind of killing it online. And he's doing it by himself. That's going to show a niche. That will get their attention. If anything, they'll be like, whoa. What's it like for you, Gilbert? Was it a big deal when you got signed to a management company? When I got signed to them, they were pretty big.

But what Bobby was saying, I was at the very bottom. I'm like bottom bottom. These are famous people where I'm at. And then so they would send me out for auditions like this past pilot season. I went out a lot. But as it went on, just a lot of stars are just booking on TV. So I kind of do what Steve said, which was instead of just waiting or relying on them, waiting for them to send me out. I was like, I'm just going to develop a project so that I just developed a pilot.

And then now they saw it and they got excited about it. So now they're contacting me to constantly pitch it to network. So you just got to stay proactive. Proactive, don't wait. Don't wait for them. Make it. Make your own shit. Exactly.

Make your own way. That's my advice. That's good advice. That's good advice, TBWB. That was good advice. Question number two. Let's go with this one. Hey, guys.

What's a guy question? We do a hello, majesty, slept king. I'm in dire need of advice. I have a problem with women. I'm 22 and have a concerning disconnection with women. I can't seem to keep them as friends and I only seem to date complete psychos. I myself am not perfect, but I can maintain my psychotic composure so it doesn't affect anyone. When I meet a girl that is super cool and we have common interest, I always fuck it up.

I have somewhat desperate need to fuck them. I just want to be friends, but my dick always gets in the way. Usually after sex, the obsession is gone and I'm able to just be friends. But at that point, I've gone too far and created a mess. How do I utilize my visible head more so I can have female friends? I'm confused by that question. It's interesting. You started off by saying that you've been dating psycho women when they've actually not psycho.

Because they're friends. You're playing games with them and in turn, they're having a reaction. So the women are not psycho. You're making mistakes and playing them and dragging them along. And then after you have sex with them, you're like, sorry, we're just friends, which would turn anybody, any woman as rational as she is, to be a little bit upset. Red flag. Or you can have, listen, I have a lot of female friends that I just don't ever want to fuck.

Ever. I'd never, right? There's only a certain kind of woman that I want to fuck. So I have, yeah. So someone like Jade Caterpreda, I think you had a crush on her at one point, right? Jade's hot. I know, but you did though. A long time ago.

I know a long time ago. I love Jade. I love Jade. But I have, what's your face about? Yeah, but I've never looked at her as a sexual thing. She's just a dude to me. Yeah. There's a lot of girls that are like that.

Like I just dudes want to fuck you. You know, but they're, but they're attractive. You know, I guess. Jessica. What's the point of my point is this is that you might as well. Why don't you this dude just try just, just to be friends with girls, right? And not have put the sex out of it. Or also strike an agreement right out the gate.

Hey, I want to have sex with you, but don't want to be in a relationship. Can you be my fuck buddy? That's like, that's the best way to do it. And girls will either say yes or no. That he wants friends. He wants friends, right? You can still have friends like that. There are many people in my life.

I don't think that's a problem. You said his dick skin in the way though. Take sex out of it. Exactly. If you want friends, genuinely treat a female like a friend. Yeah. Take sex out of it. Become friends with somebody.

If it turns into something else, then that's cool. But that's it. God, we give the worst advice. That's why it's called unhelpful advice. Yeah. Christ. Yeah. Keep your dick tucked in for a while and just find yourself some good friends.

You know, women are really, really great at having your corner. Speed off. Or that. Forever. Or Steve's preferred choice of xvideos.com. Any shows for Bobby? Listen, guys, all of Bobby's shows have been canceled between now and October. They might pick up again in November.

I took all the other dates down from his website. The only date remaining is Calusa Casino. And that's October 7th, the Saturday. So if you're in the Sacramento area or you're in the central coast, go buy tickets and go see Bobby. That's his only date for a very long time. Come out, team Alpha Male. Go check out Bobby.

Oh, that's right. That's right. Steve, do you have anything you want to promote? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stevie Weeby Show. So youtube.com slash Stevie Weeby Show.

Yeah. And then I got the music website, stebyweebymusic.com. Instagram is kuangu, q-u-a-n-g-o-u. That's it. Damn. Right, George? Tell them how to spell Stevie Weeby. S-T-E-E-B-E-E-W-E-E-B-E-E W-E-E-E-E W-E-E-E-E W-E-E-E B-E-E.

You tripled it, bro. You tripled it. Stevie Weeby Weeby. Well, Stevie Weeby with double E's. All E's. Double E's. Yeah. Stevie Weeby.

Why'd you do it so harm? I don't know. It's spelling bee style. It's Stevie. One more time. Where did you get that tattoo? Check it out. Yeah.

What's your website, George? We'll do it in the house. Okay. We'll do it in the house. All right, guys. That was our show. It's Steve. Yeah.

And happy early birthday to Bobby. Thank you. We'll bring you again next week. Happy birthday, Slapking. Yeah. We'll be right back with some house cleaning. And we are back with some house cleaning with George Kimmel and Kala Likyan. Howdy, guys.

That big shout out to all our sponsors, Meundee's, Brooklyn and the Island Tat down in San Diego where Steve and I got our tattoos. Let's see yours. Yeah. Let's see. We had a good shot on that. I wish that you had gotten something to really, really show the depth of this artistry. Because I've looked at this other stuff online and he is very good.

Yeah. Like, so he probably, you probably went to him and he was probably like, shit. I think so. But what I was so impressed is he was super nice about it. He seemed to be pretty handsome, too. He was, yeah, he's the nicest guy. Yeah. Josh is the greatest guy ever.

I noticed. Whoa. I was like, hey. George, you should have, would you be a, would you have been upset? Kala, I love George. You got like an island sleep. Look. What are your thoughts on that?

I mean, wait a minute. Like cultural appropri, you think it's like cultural appropriation? You have a George is like an Islander kind of nope, never mind. Yeah, but there's also, I don't know, I have a lot of thoughts about it because there's also this like other like Filipino group of people. I don't want to say their names, but they like claim to be able to like tell you what your lineage is and give you like the proper tattoo to match that. And I'm like, God, you guys are full of shit.

You're all Americans. And like, they all try to have like this old school like, like haircut, like a bowl cut. And they try to dress in like tribal garb. I'm like, you've never probably stepped land in the Philippines for more than like twice. You, I think I've seen some of those people. Yeah. And they tell you like, Oh yeah. So your, your ancestry, we're all farmers and, you know, or they were like basket weavers

or whatever. I'm like, you shut up. Damn shit. I mean, there is a deep history, a Filipino tattoo history, but I think that they, they capitalize on that in the wrong way and they charge like enormous amounts of money because it's like a gimmick. They interview you and ask you all these questions. Like you're not a gene, like you're not a genealogist and you're not a historian.

Like, how are you able to like, you know, fucking con people into paying thousands of dollars for something that they can't even verify for themselves. You know? Oh my God, I just shit on them. It's very obvious who they are. Let's cut that out. Yeah, I don't know. Actually, I don't know who they are.

As long as they don't say the name. Doesn't matter. Yeah. No, but the great thing about this is he did, Josh at eyelid had did the face of the king of Polynesia. So, you know, he's bonafide. That's like, whenever anybody contacts us, that culture is very clear. Like their tattoo culture is obviously like been carried on over.

It's not as like, you know, muddy as like, you know, yeah, whatever anybody contacts us, it's like, I hope this, they're, they're a good product and a good, you know, something that we can like actually get behind. Yeah. And so that was like, yeah, it was the greatest experience going down there. So if you do want to show, yeah, so he's basically perfect and I'm going to go down there and for sure get my tattoo retouched by him. Yeah.

If you trust anybody else to do like tribal work and someone who does that, like primarily, even though he obviously can do a bunch of other styles as well. Yeah. Um, so, uh, his, uh, Instagram is island tat ISL and D T A T and the website is island tat.com. And it's, uh, they got a couple tattoo artists, but, uh, we got ours from Joshua Alsos. Is he the guy who, um, um, owns the place? Yeah.

It's a couple people. If you want to check out the vlog where George and, uh, yeah, it's over on, uh, Stevie Weeby's channel, youtube.com slash Stevie Weeby, all E's, double E's. Cool. Cool. Check that. Uh, anything George from the Facebook or Reddit worlds or, uh, the Facebook group, shout out to them.

They are sending out a special Facebook group stickers to everybody. Wow. They have their own little, yeah. They make it themselves. I'm a little slow. So they, uh, they took it into their own hands. Yeah. I just got, uh, yeah, I just got a photo of all the stickers they're sending out.

Yeah. That's so cool. Wow. God, our people are awesome. I wonder if we can get membership to this Facebook group. I know. Can we get some? Can we, uh, join us?

Oh, they're sending us a few. Okay. Good. A few. Thanks guys. Um, and yeah. Oh, and have we worked out the, um, the drama that happened on YouTube, the, uh, CBS taking down our shit?

Our vlog kept getting taken down. Oh yeah. Yeah. They're, uh, we're not monetizing that, but they're letting us keep it up. Cool. Yeah. Uh, it was just the fight footage guys get, uh, kept on getting, getting flagged for fight footage.

Yeah. Don't you make enough money? I was watching that. I actually really loved how that was edited, uh, like just going back between us and then coming back to George. I'm like, Oh, George is actually having this really cool adventure. We're just a bunch of people yelling at his green. I know.

Cool adventure all by myself. It's still funny. Hey guys, it's six a.m. I'm looking for a bar, um, for the fight. I was so worried I wasn't going to find it. And I was just thinking about you guys having fun all together here in LA. Yeah. You missed that.

That was actually really fun. A good party. Was that like, was that the closest to a Long Beach party? That wasn't my party. That was my sister's party. I still felt like a Cune product. I could say my last name like that. Cume.

I feel like that's how people say it. Oh. In the beginning when Bobby was doing a moment of silence for Irma and Harvey, I wanted the third moment of silence is something that the media like refuses to cover and I have no idea why, but it's basically the ethnic cleansing that's happening in Myanmar. I don't even know what's going on. And they're basically raping, torturing, arson, arsoning, is that a thing? Sure.

It is now. Torturing homes, but it's a group of Muslim people that live in a section in Myanmar called the Rohingyas and there are over a million of them and they're basically now fleeing to bordering Bangladesh because the military, the government basically is killing them off, is does not recognize them as like naturalized like citizens and it's ethnic cleansing. That's what's happening right now and people are turning up. I thought Myanmar would come around. See, Myanmar has that.

What's her name? Aung Suu Kyi or whatever. She was like this Nobel like peace laureate or whatever. And she's staying silent and she's saying that the people are doing it to themselves, that they're torturing their own homes and that they're raping and doing and that there's like there's a lot of misinformation. But you know, human rights investigators are barred from entering the area to inspect it for themselves.

So like that's a little suspicious, don't you think if over 300,000 people are fleeing their homes to go to Bangladesh, I don't think that they're doing it to themselves. And they've also been in Myanmar for like centuries upon centuries and have never been recognized as citizens of that country because they sort of, they think that people in Myanmar who are mostly Buddhists don't want those Muslims there. And so I just wanted to put that out there since I think there's a lack of coverage about this and I hope that, you know, people open their eyes to it and there's this genocide that's happening right before our very eyes and we're not doing a damn thing.

I didn't even hear about it until you just mentioned it. Yeah. Yeah. But look it up. It's awful and it's been actually going on for, the first I heard of it was I think like two years ago, but it's not getting that coverage and it's crazy to think that that many people are being displaced and no one, you don't even see it on anyone's, you know, it's not on anyone's radar because it is so far away.

Yeah. Because for the longest time, Myanmar was just off the grid completely. It's like very. Yeah. And I don't know. And I know it because, you know, the Philippines is in South, you know, Southeast Asia and it's so close to Myanmar. Where do you find this news?

Anywhere. I mean, if you cared to look it up, I think NPR did a really good article about it, but I first heard because I, Al Jazeera. Okay. CNN doesn't cover it. A lot of these news outlets don't cover it, but, you know, the, you know, Al Jazeera has a really, really good one from beginning to the end, who are the Rohingyas, why, you know, everything from ABCD, the whole thing.

Yeah. I feel helpless and I don't know what I'm going to do about it, but I thought I'd put it out there and make people aware that this is what's happening and it's, it's pretty fucking awful. And yeah. Wow. Yeah. It's sad.

So we'll take a moment of silence. Yeah. The moment of silence for that. And we're back. And we're back. Also quickly, just to remind everyone, we haven't talked about in a while, just where you can find the podcast. Still iTunes.

Hey, Gobi. No. Gobi. No. On iTunes. What's Gobi got? Hey, no. He's biting the light fixture.

Can you, can you just take that away from your mouth? Jason, dude, you got this, man. Shout out to Jason. Shout out to JNelks on Instagram for getting Gobi. You can still find us on iTunes. We're also on SoundCloud, which you can also find through all things comedy. Or on Spotify. And as I said, we're also on Spotify now, guys, streaming on one of the largest streaming

platforms in the world. We're just waiting to get on Tidal now for Jay-Z. Finish that contract up with Jay-Z. Tidal has their own podcasts, too. With who? Like Beyonce? They'd interview each other. What?

Beyonce, no, no, no, no. Beyonce and Jay-Z. Look it up. They have their own podcasts. How is this not more well-known? Because you're just not looking. I feel like you have all the exclusive scoops for different news. No, I don't.

I just, I think we should, I happen onto these things. Well, I think you need to start a blog. What would I say in a blog? Well, obviously makeup tutorials, one. I need to start one. Hey guys, remember when I used to write poetry? I don't. Remember when I was super emo and I would always write poetry?

Can you recite something right now? What was the last time you wrote a poem? The last time I wrote a poem, I can't write when things are going okay in my life. Oh, you need trauma. I need a little bit of like internal turmoil for me to put out the good stuff. Or at least what I think is good. Wait for example. It's probably dog shit, you know?

Well, have you done so? What do you only do about like stuff like that? Have you ever done anything with like a romance or a romantic poem? Yeah, I always write a lot of like- Like a sonnet? A sonnet. Well, I can, I can write a sonnet. Do one right now.

Freestyle. No. About George and Jessica. Do a sonnet about George and Jessica. I will not. You know what? I do have a little bit of regret over that because people are relentless and every time you post a picture, God, you guys don't fail me, do you?

It makes me- Oh, that's ridiculous. It brings so much joy to my heart when you guys do it. I just started that, that you felt bad and it went so quickly into a smirk. That is what a smirk looks like. We did not identify that earlier. If you guys haven't already noticed, I throw you a like every time. Wait, you do?

I do. You jerk. I go through all your comments. Anyone who writes George and Jessica, I'll like it. My gosh. I do the systematic liking. Yeah, I upvote all your stuff. Pretty sure there was a picture of just a building and that it was George and Jessica

forever. I know that it's getting old and tired and I know you're probably sick of it, but it does just give me a little bit of hope that humanity is still in existence. They still deliver. They believe in love. That is true. See? Yeah.

Wow, we fight for love on this show. Yeah. I believe in this long conning type of love and I believe that George and Jessica forever will be forever. I'm sorry. The hashtag, I mean. May the hashtag live on. I'm giving you permission.

May the hashtag live on. For the love of the hashtag. Yeah. For the love of the hashtag. Yeah. So make sure you hashtag that in his most recent picture of him standing in Steve's house. Is that his last post?

Yes, his last post. He has 26 comments right now. List. Tiger Valley Army. Let's get it to 100. God damn it. 120 plus comments. Let's try for 120 comments of George and Jessica forever.

The hashtag. If you get us to 120, I don't know, we might have to do another live show. So let's do some MMA minute really quick. So yeah. If you don't like MMA, we're about to go into that. So before we jump into MMA minute, just make sure you follow us on Instagram at Tiger Valley on Twitter at that Tiger Valley and email us any questions at thetigerbellieatgmail.com. And also email us if you want to have any business and you want to sponsor the podcast.

We'd love to sponsor our fans. So yeah, or be sponsored by our fans or whatever it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We can get behind and we know you guys. But also if you're like selling some garbage shit that's illegal, like you're feeling human

trafficking would probably be like, nah dude, can't take your money. Be an awesome tattoo shop or something else that's awesome. Yeah. We support local businesses. We do. Yeah. And also if you want to send Bobby any birthday gifts, you can send that to our POA box at 1626 North Wilcox Avenue number 161 Hollywood, California 9 0 0 2 8, I'll never get that

right. You usually get it right though. UFC. Do you guys want to know what I got him? Oh yeah, tell us right now. It's your first birthday. What whisper? Oh, do you guys want to know what I got him for his birthday?

Sounds like a quanda. I'll announce it today because he will have already received it. And he's never listened to one of these episodes ever. No, not one. He's not even subscribed to his own podcast. What? Yeah, that's normal. But I had, okay, there's this guy on, he's actually made a lot of our toys, that pink

one right there, that green one right there, and the huge massive one out there that's really cool. Oh, the one that scares Bobby. His Instagram is miscreation toys. And you know, Bobby is a huge Eraserhead fan, the David Lynch movie. And we bonded over watching that movie because I thought it was the most nightmarish thing I'd ever seen in my life. And he loves, there's a character there, which is basically a dying baby.

Yeah. And when I looked online, trying to see if people were selling replicas of it, no one does. But so I had this toy made by his handle is miscreation toys, his name is Jeremy Rimmel. And he made an exact amazing replica of it. And so, you know, that's what I'm getting for Bobby and we'll, we'll show it on the show next week, because it really is super cool. I mean, it is very morbid and sad.

You showed it to me. I was like, what? You're like, why are you giving this as a gift? But it's something that he would appreciate because he is such a big fan of that movie. It's one of his favorite movies of all time. So I got him that. And what are you guys getting him? Dreamwater, because that's the only thing that makes him happy if you get him anything

else. And you feel like shit for getting him something. That's true. George, you got him sandals last year. And Bob is like, what the fuck? Thanks. He wears them though. He wears sandals a lot.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not the ones. You know what? I haven't seen him wear those. I think I'm, I think I'm going to hold off until Christmas and try to knock it out of the park again. He tries to play all tough, like, oh, all I want is Dreamwater, but I think he does appreciate

the gifts that are given. There's no one happier when we get mail from you guys. Oh, he loves that. He is the most excited person and then he gets angry when it's not for him. Oh, my God. He's like, I fucking want that. It's not for me. It's like, uh, two Tiger Ballet.

This is for Gilbert. Fuck. Yeah. Throws it away. Throws my wallet that someone made. Um, so yeah. Wait, did we have an MMA minute? We're doing it right now.

Uh, UFC 215 this past Saturday, uh, Amanda Nunes and Valentina Shevchenko too. What did you think about the main card, or the main fight, main event? I enjoyed it. I think that, you know, um, bullet didn't really. Turn it on until like the third round, it seemed, but you know, Joe Rogan says it best when you have two people at that caliber or so good, they do tend to cancel each other out because they're, they're playing a smarter game altogether. They're not going to, you know, you know, they're just, they're, it's more of a chess

match initially, but, um, not too many arrests being taken. I thought the most interesting part about that was, um, Valentina's post fight. That was awesome. She was really clear too. I know like English is not her first language, but she could have stood. There was no, that was the best post fight interview ever. She was like, look at her. Look at me.

There's nothing on me. There's stuff on her. I kick harder than her. That's why my shin is bleeding. Yeah. She's like, how can you think? She's like, yeah, she took me down twice. I did more work on my back than she did on top of me.

So in terms of like, you know, damage done, she is right. But I think that Nunes did push the pace a little bit better and probably more obviously to the judge. Um, but I think that Valentina did more damage. So I thought it was obviously controversial, but it's pretty close. Yeah. But I'd love to see a third one. Not anytime soon, but I really kind of, you know, you just want to see them just unload

on each other. I was waiting for that. Just do it. Just go crazy. But I mean, they're, they're much smarter than me. So they also want to like protect themselves, you know, have them. Have kids and live a long life. Yeah.

Valentina though knows how definitely knows how to cut promos. Like all that stuff you said at the end. Perfect. Perfect. But I also think that she's very small for a bantam. 125 is probably worth it. Yeah. She'll kill there.

She weighed in at 133. Yeah. She needs to go to 125. Yeah. And she is a lot more. And then Amanda Nunes is a big girl. She walks around much heavier than 135. So I think that she was probably, she was too small.

Yeah. For someone as like, you know, big as Nunes, but you know, she held her own so. Our co-main event because Demetrius and Ray Borg fell through. We have Jafiel Dosanjos and Neil Magni. RDA looked good. Did you see that one? He's always looked good. You know, like RDA.

But at 170, I thought he'd be undersized, but he's doing great. I've never, like when he lost, I never discounted him. That guy is going to be a competitor for a very, very long time. Did you give him, does he earn Tywin, Tywin Woodley, Tywin Lannister, does he earn Tywin Lannister? I think not, not soon. Really? Maybe.

I'm not sure. I don't know how I feel about that. Did you watch the Gilbert Melendez? Oh my God. I watch a leg die on TV, but he still went all the way till the end. That guy. So sad. Four in a row.

He's such a. Oh, wait. We missed. Sehudo. Sehudo. No, that was the best sehudo ever. I want to see him again. He was so fast.

He was hungry. And I really think he wants that title shot again. Yeah, they should. He just lost a bit of Vidas before that, but I say one more win. Give him DJ. Honestly. DJ. Um, was it, did he remember watching it?

He was so. No. It was. They didn't go to decision. He TKO'd him in the fourth or fifth. Yeah. But it wasn't as like, it wasn't like that. Yeah.

It wasn't sehudo TKO. And then sehudo is taking that karate stance. When I saw that wide stance was like, what, he was doing a boxing stance like his last three fights. Maybe it's going to work for him. You know, he looked lightning fast. It was actually very terrifying. Yeah.

I like him. Good job sehudo. Yeah. From a nobody. Yeah. From people you don't care about. Hi. Yeah.

There was all the fights from that card. There was one more. There was Latifi versus that up and comer who's undefeated, Tyson Pedro. I didn't even watch that one. Well, he's an up and comer. He's from Australia. Right? Yeah.

People said he has a really good personality, but I've never heard of him. If you've seen all his other fights, apparently he's taken everyone out in the first round. So this was his first loss in the first, but he actually looks very composed and has a lot. I know he lost. The TV is kind of like bullish in the sense that he just like pushes the pace the whole time. He's very like oppressive.

I like his look. But I really liked, I was actually very impressed with Tyson Pedro. And I think that he had, he will have like a long career in the UFC. Oh yeah. 25. Yeah. He's young. He's handsome.

He's like, he's got the, you know. He's got the look. Yeah. And isn't he like the son of somebody? The son of, well definitely a father and mother. No, but he's got like a pedigree. He's a son of John Pedger who's a famous MMA. Oh, John Pedger.

It's Australia, right? It's Australia, right? Brought what's Australia? MMA. MMA, right? Yeah. That's a pedigree, I think. That's pretty legit.

Yeah. So I think he's got a huge future. And I think that's it, that's all I remember from this past weekend. Oh wait, hold on, Luke Rockhold fights next. He fights David Branch, former champion of WSOF. And that's just a fight night? That's a fight night. But.

This is surprising to me. I mean, I think he, they offered him a bigger fight, so I'm pretty sure he wanted just a tune up because he's been out for a while. Oh, okay. Well, we'll stop talking about MMA now. My legs are so fucking hairy. What is the problem? I just shaved.

Hairy's raising. I'm shook. No, we don't have it. We don't have it anymore. No one has a local razor company. Hook it up. Yeah. Hook Kalyla up.

Uh, George, anything else before we go? Any final things? No, it's all good. Uh, so remember you follow George on Instagram and post that hashtag. Let's get to 120 comments. It makes Kalyla happy. Oh, and also you guys, if you haven't already left us a review on iTunes, please do. And, oh, what was that?

But it definitely helps us kind of stay up in the ranks there. And we appreciate you in advance. Yeah. And yeah, please subscribe if you haven't already to our YouTube, to every single platform that exists. Help the Slap Kingdom. Yeah. Help our Slap Little Slap Kingdom thrive.

All right, guys. Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening. We'll see you next week. Rock and roll, buddies. Oh my God. He had to. All right.

Now. Now. The podcast is not ended. Okay. We don't end on Rock and Roll Buddy. I know Doris just clapped and he said Rock and Roll Buddy. He's tried to sneak it past me and Kalyla. Yeah.

So now I'm going to say bye again. Have a good one. Bye. Do you want a reverse shout out right now? Uh-oh. I already got one. You're already getting people to troll my Instagram and you're getting mad at me. What you just did there is really just.

He said it so quick, too. Rock and roll. Rock and roll, buddies. Rock and roll, buddies. All right. Well, the podcast is now ended. It's now ended. So everyone, bye.

Have a good one. Bye, guys. George, do you want to say bye normally? No, it's over. Bye. We're done. Take the mic away. It does very cute, but also not okay.

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