TigerBelly - Episode 126: Sosie Bacon is Our Comrade

Episode Date: January 24, 2018

Sosie has award winning teeth. Bobo opens for Hung. We talk finance, island bush, Vietnamese phrase books, and a German dog trainer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. Hey everybody, do you believe in me? I believe in you. I believe in the magic. I believe in energy, camaraderie. Is that how you say it? Yes. Caramel plus camaraderie? No, how do you say it? Camaraderie.

Camaraderie. I've never been able to say that word. Which one though? There's two words. Which word? Camaraderie. Camaraderie, yeah. Did I say it right? Yes.

Camaraderie. Yes. Well then there you go. That's good. Yeah, I've been on this country for three years. I'm doing pretty good. Yeah, yeah. Wow, amazing. Do you believe in me?

I believe in the magic and I believe in you, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. My name is Bob. I'm the captain of the ship. I'm pretty special. I test well. People like me. Yeah.

I show up into a room and I'm shiny. I'm a shiny human. I'm fat. I'm a little ugly, but cute at the same time. And we got, we got Gilbert Milondo. That's my last name. That's my real last name. And we got, oh, fucking George, the way he dresses.

Hey, George. We got Kalyla, my girlfriend, and my bestie. She's my bestie, everybody. Tremendous. We got Bryce and we got something on the, on the beanbag, but we also have a very special. Is that a homeless person? It's older. I don't know what she is.

She's like old school gypsy. Old school. From the 1800s. No new age gypsy. Yeah. But I can, I've seen photos of gypsies. Yeah. I think I see Jenny.

I think she's like, she's been around for a long time. She's like a highlander. Her name is Jenny. Yeah. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. That's your name.

But we have a very special guest today. She's on a new HBO show coming out called. What's it called? Here and Now. Here and Now. And she, she's on the other show. What's that one on Netflix? 13 Reasons Why.

13 Reasons Why to Live and Die in LA. That's a sequel. Yeah. It's a new sequel. Yeah. Socie Bacon, everybody. Clap your hands. Clap your hands with Socie Bacon.

You know, I've never met Socie until just now. Oh. You didn't meet her the last time. I've never met her. No. I've never met her. That's right. Because you've never met her.

I had already left my own party. Last time you picked me up from her party. You picked me up from her party, but she had already left. You weren't there. Yeah. Yeah, no. I did. I met the dog lady.

Bettina. Oh, Bettina. Yeah. She put down my dog. Oh. That's a fun story. Wait, wait, wait. How old was your dog?

So he wasn't old. He wasn't that old. I had to put him down for a different reason. AIDS? It's a really, really depressing story. It was a really sad story. So he actually attacked a person, so I had to put him down. Yeah.

And Bettina happens to kill dogs in their own home as her job. Hold on. She's a hospice vet. Is she Chinese? No. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, God.

No, she's a hospice vet. Her company basically goes to people's houses and puts down their dogs in their own space and environment. Yeah. Because they feel at ease at home. Yeah. And it was, so I knew who to call, but it was nice. I mean, it was horrible.

Yeah. I mean, it was really horrible, but at the same time, the fact that it was in the house and we got to hang within the whole day. Let me ask you something. Yeah. So what had happened was this. Your dog wasn't sick. No.

There was nothing wrong with your dog. No. And because some fucking asshole, right, looked delicious to your dog. Right. Yeah. And then the law, they say you have to put it down. Yeah, you do. No matter what.

Well, and it's a person. Yeah. Unless you can keep it on the hush. You got to change that law. I've never heard of that fucking thing before. No. In this particular situation, it was actually a choice because he had done it before and it was like the second or third time and the person was really hurt and also a 90 year

old woman. Oh, wow. So like all of these kind of factors, it got to the point where I was like, it's got to be done. Right. She didn't come after us or anything. She was like super nice about it, but it was, I don't know, it was just like, it was kind of time.

And he was a rescue, right? He was a rescue. Yeah. So I mean, that's the. People. Yeah. That's the thing. People is like, I'm not getting racial, but it's kind of being like African American

in this country. Oh, God. I mean, like, is that racial? I mean, I'm not, I listen, I am for it. I understand. I'm for the black lives, man. I mean, I'm a minority. I see the parallel.

You know. Yeah. But just listen to my parallel. All right. I'm not trying to be a racial. Yeah. But they're kind of the blacks of the dog race, like people treated like shit. And because the pit bulls that I've met, we had, we, we fostered one.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Prongo. Prongo. She's Olivia now. Not. Fuck it. It's pongo for life.

Your, your, um, Balthasar and Tolstoy, who are both, well, Tolstoy is a really problematic dog because he was, we didn't really know his history either. He has a twisted paw. I've seen the picture. But the same thing is he doesn't like, he's had it hard, really struggling. You okay? Yeah. Poor guy.

I hate it. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? And I was like, I'm on my way.

Like I can't not have it. I got in the car and two seconds later they posted that he was adopted and I was like, thank God because I really can't have this dog. Have you, do you follow the Instagram account of squish, the dog. No. Okay. His. His face is so mangled.

It looks like he was shaking and somebody took a picture of him. Please pull it up. Oh, so he looks like Eric Griffin. Just with the way you described it Symmetrical Fucked up face So mean, but that's very sad Yeah, yeah, no, I hate like I don't I hate

Telling people because it's like I don't want them to have that Sigma because they are such great dogs It just depends, you know, yeah, any dog could have problems. Yeah, look at Remy Remy this little guy Who's a Yorkie mix has problems. Yeah, exactly. He's just small. So it's like fine. Yeah So we laugh when he gets aggressive, right? Yeah, we laugh and is I think I don't know. I mean, this is a tough thing Fostering this guy. Mm-hmm. It's a heartbreaking. I just told him I just told Clila I'd take him Are you being for real? No, I'm serious. I have a dog that looks like him without the eyebrows Oh, really? Yeah, Chester will so see I mean That would be a dream for us

But he takes them on the plane like she travels with dogs all over her on the plane. I travel with the lab and the mud Like the lab and the little one. Yeah, where do you do you live in a house? You live that house over there? Mm-hmm. What was that? What area is that? Yeah, they're not gonna stalker We can just see the area I'm moving in a week. Oh, you are. So I'll give you the address real address Fuck over those people. I want to say something about you because the first impressions are very um important to me Especially I feel energy from people. I'm kind of an evolved creature myself

I I feel you know, I mean, I kind of have kinetic seven cents. Yeah, I have nine Shit, what are you? No, I don't have the seven or eight or eight, but I do have nine Yeah, I have four the normal ones. Yeah, did you skip five six seven eight? I don't have it, but the ninth one I have nine and a half part of ten. That's how evolved you are you can choose I can choose. What's the half ten? The half ten is is that I can kind of read birds minds. Oh Explain that what what does that mean? Well when I see like the other day we saw hummingbird, okay, right? With a red neck with a red neck and I know for a number one the guy the realtor who was checking out a house shut up We're checking out a house and he goes. I've never seen a hummingbird. I go cuz I'm at the 10th half-sets you sense

You brought him there. I brought him there. He came goes. What's up by this house? Right, and I went later and it was like that kind of thing interesting Yeah, so I have that I have a little bit of 14 to how does this go? What how high does this go? I can I get my 14th one. Do you want to hear that one? Yes, you probably have to delete this out Well I can I can sense how much a retard drools So I don't know

Because I don't have them. Oh, yeah, exactly. So interesting. Here's that my first impression of it. It's gonna be great Because I didn't even I you know honestly like when you when I've heard I've heard about you for a year Okay, I've heard about you and um, so I got I refused a Googler, you know, I Refused it. I don't know. You didn't know what you look like, but um, you have when white people have oh, yeah That the eye thing. Yeah, you have a happy eye You can't hang a minority. Oh, I can't what you can't you know me you're one of the good whites. Oh, we call them Gw Yeah You were saying you can't hang with minorities. I was like

God you must be right I'm horrible and your teeth Are fucking exceptional. Great size. Great size perfect size gum ratio. It's great. Perfect. Um, And and you do kind of look like your dad. I know I do look like him a lot. Yeah And people don't know is it who your dad? Who's your dad? You know what? I didn't want to even bring it up. But fuck you have to she doesn't want to say it though You say it. Well, your father is kevin bacon. Yeah, I'm so happy. I got of saying it myself I just like saying it myself because there's no way of like making that sentence not so awkward. Yeah

Like your name dropping your own dad Right. Yeah, and I've never seen any of his movies. I'm a huge fan of the bacon brothers though Yeah, no, I like them. So what is I mean, what is that like? Um, are you like as a kid? Are you consciously like my parents are famous? Yeah, I think like I think I I think I always knew ever since like since I can remember but It was I grew up in New York. So it was a bit less of a big deal like people knew but then like got over it Really quickly and then I had known all my friends for so long that it wasn't like a An exciting thing for anybody. Yeah, um

I think it probably would have been weirder living out here because everybody's parents are in this business And I think it's just a different way of growing up in New York. It's like finance people and like They all like go to work all day and then come home at night like it's different. So Yeah, I mean, I was always aware and I think we oh my brother and I just always had a pretty like Just We weren't excited about it. It wasn't cool. So we kind of were just like we'll roll with the punches, you know, right? Um It's probably it's weirder as you get older a little and as you get out here because people are a little bit weirder about it

I think right What do you mean weirder though? They're like, oh my god. That's kevin bacon's daughter. I mean no, I don't know It's just offspring First of all, I was so not like ever they are so not like in the tabloids and I never had I grew up without like social media till I was kind of older So it's not like you know like those celebrity kids that like you've seen them grow up and like will smith's kids or something Like oh, yeah, my life like could not have been more different from that. So like in that way Nobody really cares like I'm not recognizable to anybody because your parents

I'll tell you why and your parents are working actors Yeah, there's a difference between I believe working actors and people that are in that other thing Which is like a Kardashian kind of like pop culture hoopla Right. I respect real actors Who like I'm sure your parents don't audition for shit, but they get offers, but they still are doing the work You know your your dad has done all kinds of fucking crazy shit and your mom Right, like when your dad was in that x-men movie. It was the german guy. Oh my god. He was

Did he he spoke german and everything in the fucking thing? He had like a crazy german teacher that used to come to the house And she was a german teacher and then also she would like train the dogs No, wait, you got the trainer wait. She was there for the x-men movie She was this german teacher for the movies because he was like, you know Yeah, he's the type of person that like will go in like he's gonna get like He's gonna try to like learn german. You know what I mean? Yeah, he's like do as well as he can and so all of a sudden she started like yelling at the dogs in german

And we've always had like we always had like crazy dogs, you know Like the whole like having the crazy dog didn't start with me. Let me just say Passed on passed on like we've always rescued like fucking bananas But anyways, she started like yelling at the dogs in german and my dad was like, what was that? She's like, oh, I'm a dog trainer. I can't do a german accent if I tried Yeah, and so she would like kind of do like a catch-all just like sesh with the dogs and then teach try to teach Wow, yeah bang for your buck exactly I actually wonder if he like paid her for both or what if it was like different services. Yeah

Well, yeah, I think did you grow up with hardwood and floors? um I thought I saw a video with your dad in it at home with the dogs. He was with dogs Yeah, it was hardwood and floors. Did I get that right in new york? Yeah. Yeah at the apartment at the apartment. That's interesting Because whenever I see celebrities in their home. Yeah, I remember watching that one going Oh, it seems like a regular house. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's super like yeah Yeah, like I didn't look at it go. Oh, he lives in a fucking future mansion. Oh, no It's like it seemed like hardwood and floors just homey looking. That's where you grew up. Yeah. Well, I was I actually was born

So my dad first lived in connecticut in this like super rural town and then um I moved I was born and I lived there till I was like six. We didn't move to new york until I was like six or seven So I grew up really in connecticut and in this little house that he had thought when he was like 20 like it was really Yeah, but I mean he like made extensions. I'm not trying to say that it was like this like Caught it. No, like it's like everyone had a room. Like it was nice Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's not like mint words here. Yeah, it was a struggle But he from what from I what I gathered from koala though he

Your mom and they they just tried to instill Morals and ethics and a work ethic and it didn't give you Everything that you wanted. Yeah. No. I mean, I think like Like as as an actor, I think obviously you guys know but it's like people think that if you reach the certain level like The money is just never ending and you have everything and it's like You still have to like he took a ton of jobs that he probably wouldn't have taken So did my mom like you have to pay so many people out and like

It's not it's like for example like some of my friends like they had way more money than we like than we did You know because they were like it's not like they were like they were like finance people like I said I don't really know what they do but I don't know what The dollar people but you know what I mean like it's like it is like you were saying like it's a working It's a job where you have to work. I think once you get to a certain level like maybe not but I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I think if you get to like When back in the day when will smith was making 20 million or the caprio for sure

20 million a movie And he's booked for 10 years. He is. I mean there's projects waiting Right to happen as as soon as he's available. Yeah, but um, but that's what I respect about your dad Your dad is a journeyman actor man. Yeah, you know, and I grew up with him Starting with footloose. Yeah I mean, no, I I thought I remember watching footloose as a kid going. I like him I don't know anything about him. I like him. Yeah. Yeah, you have his eyes You know, and that's your eyes again eyes are a big thing for me. You know

Did your parents not want you to get into acting or were they pretty open to it? Um, I think like At the I don't know. I think they sort of slipped little things in like don't do this. It's really hard Don't do this. It's really hard. But I think so I think I kind of was like, okay. I'm not going to do it I'm not going to do it. And then once I actually decided to do it. They were super excited and supportive like they weren't like You're making a big mistake. Like yeah, it was just that I think they went through like it's just a tough business in a sense and I think they just were protective over the You know the rejection and challenges. What were other options swimming around in your head if you weren't going to be an actor?

A finance person. Just a finance. Yeah, clearly that wasn't gonna happen because I don't even know the name of the job. Um, I um I was thinking of being a therapist or a social worker or something like that You know the the other option if you're not an actor. Yeah, everyone says But you know, it's oh also because I've met um Children of stars And some of them are like pieces of shits like

I've talked about eric douglas michael douglas is one of those songs, right? He was like this like he was a comic Oh, yeah, but he was a comic. He was a gay old comic and We got so sick of him that this is gonna sound awful But his dog was a bastard and I remember when freddy soda threw his dog into the street Oh my god Yeah, but he was being an asshole wait hold on the dog or eric douglas If it's about the dog, I'll cry Eric douglas, yeah, but what the fuck did his dog have to do with the dog didn't do open mics

He threw the fucking dog. That's so sad. I feel like no, he would do you didn't meet him though Yeah, but what did the dog have to do? He was like a wild and not good. Oh my god Shout out to eric douglas. Uh, well rest in peace freddy soto And the dog he killed. No, he didn't die. Oh, he didn't. No, he just threw it and the dog came around back on the side Oh, it was a game. It's like a game. It was fetched with your body. It's a fun game. Yeah All right, it's a sunset fucking bowl of a hollywood game guys hollywood. You don't know about it But anyway, he was a I remember him and then francesca hilton. I remember All right, p2. She died. She died too. So the rest in peace francesca

but um And then you when I first moved to la, that's what I met He has crazy children of hollywood stars and I go. Oh, I'm never gonna but then I met You know, oliver hudson. I'm on a show with oliver and his parents This kid. I mean his mom's goldie goldie hon. You know, I mean and his sister's kate hudson and He also His dog was his stepdad He was they were strict

And that's why he came out the way he is. He's you've met him Super nice good work ethic. He has no star thing Right. He doesn't he just wants to work. He has he's His kids he kisses them on the lips and stuff. I think that's normal. No, but that's cool Like he'd like he they love him. Yeah, you know, I mean You know, I mean that that kind of guy you don't kiss your dad on the lips. I kiss my mom on the lips Korean It's a cultural thing. Yeah. No, it wasn't cultural. I looked it up. It wasn't

I told you it was cultural Used to go like that with respect So then you so you moved to la when I moved to la like five years ago. I left college. Yeah Oh, I left college after two years and I um lived in New York for another year and then I came out here Now when you first got here, was it hard? Yeah, I mean, um It was hard in the sense that I was It wasn't good because I was getting auditions consistently from the beginning

Which is like super lucky and I'm very thankful for that because there's a lot of people that don't have that opportunity Yeah, well, I have an argument against that though. Really? Yeah, my argument is this what when people say well, you know, they You know, they have a leg up because You know, their dad is whoever whatever right, but you still have number one have to book the job Yeah, okay. That's number one and number two It's still they it's still brutal. Yeah, it's still brutal and number three. I promise anyone listening right now If you want to be a musician if you want to be a comic if you want to be an actor

Just be good Regardless of who your parents are. Yeah, and you will have an opportunity Look at me. I haven't done anything in my life. You know me. I'm the laziest. Fuck not in the business I don't ride. I don't wake up. He doesn't wake up. I don't I don't do nothing I don't I don't even go on auditions. You know, I just kind of try to fight it I fight them. You know what I mean? And I And the reason why I believe is because I tried I did it

And so so she came here Yeah, I don't think has anything to do with it. I mean you might Be able to get an agent quickly. Yeah, you still have to get the fucking job for sure Yeah, I would say that's like the one sort of step where I can say like the getting of an agent is something When I'm like, yeah, that was definitely had something to do with my name And also the fact that I had an opportunity to do some acting when I was younger based on it Um, so that's like definitely but aside from that. Yeah, I use it Conor is my the conor agency

And that's like You know, like you said, it's not going to get you a job and I never thought it would And I went in for all these auditions and I really sucked like I really sucked and I realized I I have to go go do a bunch of work and then maybe I'll be good So I just went and did a bunch of work and then Then I got some jobs, you know, I mean like I I realized like This is not going to work Like I can't just go in and like fly by the by the seat of my pants

Which I think like everybody realizes at a certain point my thing is this I used to memorize everything inside and out And I would be in the lobby at sign my name And I would sit there and I would think to myself don't call my name Right at the audition. Yeah in my head, right? Yeah, and then they would go. All right, Bobby. You're next and and as I would stand up Everything's gone Every line everything is gone and you're like, I fucking memorize this It's like a nightmare. I don't know it

And I walk in there and all of a sudden I'm like reading it off the page Because I had it all memorized but for some reason It's gone and then they go. Thank you And then and you're shaking like this and you leave the room fucking handshake and I literally go every I ask her I've been in my car In tears Going what the fuck happened you fucking pussy You can't do it

Oh, what's wrong with you? And then, you know beta blockers helped But still shout out to beta blockers, but still I had one with where I'll say it now. Amy. I've said it before yeah Amy polar was in the room And I walked in and Amy does this she starts in because I know her she starts introducing me To everyone in the room. Yeah. Oh, this guy's great. I love he's hyped you up and started high Yeah, and as she's talking you don't want the high. I'm literally going I don't know it now

Like it's all gone. It's all gone. And then When I and and then I try to fucking lie at the end and I said I should have prepared and she went Outwardly and as I left the room I had a bottle of smart water Like the long one And as I'm walking and had it was on universe. I had to walk like a mile and I have to get to my car on that lot That's a and I was banging my head With the fucking bottle of water and I literally started bleeding. Oh my god. Yeah, I started bleeding into my eye, right?

And I just thought to myself You just maybe shouldn't be doing this He's really hard on himself. Yeah, maybe maybe this is not the path the lord laid out for you Maybe you should have been like a far boyfish farmer Or you know, I mean or picked rice like your ancestors finance guy finance Have you had any um nightmare auditions? How do you treat yourself after those? Um Oh, that's such a sad story. I'm so sorry that happened. I have so many Do you always nail them or do you walk out and I like oh my god? I don't always nail them

But do you get upset? I mean I think so I think like the worst is when you really really want it and like when there's somebody cool and great in the room Because those are the ones that you inevitably just totally shit the bed. Yeah, like even the other day I had an audition and I'm like, I'm on an HBO channel like Of course, like that's what you think like for a moment and then you're like, I'm trash. I'm worthless. I'm horrible actor You know what I mean? Like you kind of go in like oh They should be lucky and then it all goes away But I walked in and I had prepared this whole it was I was like a three-page monologue on my own

I was for this big movie and the woman was like Like walked in was like picking her sweater and like barely looked at me And like had like a stain on her sweater and I was like all of a sudden like oh See that just threw me off so much that it's not gonna be good And it's like it's just funny because I think I'm just so sensitive that if someone isn't nice to me I all of a sudden get into my head like they hate me. I I'm not cool. I'm not funny. I'm not interesting Like I must be the literal worst person on the on the planet who doesn't deserve love and then

All of a sudden you have to like say a monologue. Yeah. Yeah, fuck dude and like I had memorized it like that And I just I lost it. But I was like, you know what honestly when I leave those auditions I don't I try not to do that. I try not to beat myself up too much. I just try to go It it wasn't it wasn't meant for me I think if I if I if it was someone I liked that much though if I if it was someone I like Respected and liked that much. I think it would be harder But I I'm usually I haven't really been in the room with like That many he always assumes people are always talking about him afterwards. Okay. Yeah, so it's so fun

But it's and they're all snickering in a corner. You know about like I'm a crazy person. I'm a crazy person. Well, it's your addiction. But I um But there's two that I got get called in because I always do okay It's Wendy O'Brien And she's really nice, right? Yeah, she's the best right and Allison Jones and the reason why I like them is because Did they set up candles? Yeah, and there's not a thousand people waiting to sign up. It's always like Oh, me and Brandon Ruth are in the lobby. Oh, you know, no, he's fucking Superman. No, him and I auditioned for the same role Superman. Yeah, not Superman. No. No, I wouldn't have got that

You should have Choice for once. Oh, that would be amazing. Yeah. Yeah, the next Superman or Batman is bobby lee They are trying to cast Batman. They are trying to recast Batman. But like but like just like whatever But play it as real as a good. Yeah. Yeah I love this idea. Say where's Rachel? What say? Where's Ray? Where's Rachel? Fuck I can do it I think they have to that's his voice. God damn it. Okay, so see that's his voice. I'm not good at like the comics

It's like the finance guys I don't get it. Yeah So I think though like when they give you a lot of love like you always do better That's what it is. You need to get a lot of love. My point. My point is is that if it's sterile And there's a thousand people auditioning for the world and you have to wait there for three hours Yeah, I can't do it. I feel like that's sort of if I were a casting director I would want everybody who walks into the room to live up to their maximum potential Yeah, I want to see what's really out there because if you set if you don't set them up for success

You're basically You know, it's counterintuitive to the project. Yeah It's counterintuitive to the whole process of getting the absolute best person Yeah If you're if you're making it so hostile you're getting the person who can work through the pressure but not made maybe the most talented or You know perfect part. I mean person for that part. Yeah, but then it's like I'll tell you but also when you get an offer It's just a stressful

Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah, because I had to do So I got this show and I'm on but they go You're doing the network table read. Oh god. Yeah, I have to kill it because if you don't this is the first time everyone's seeing you You might get cut. Yeah, dude. The table read thing. Oh my god. So brutal because you're like everyone's like, by the way, I might get fired. Okay, go Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get fired off. Yeah, people don't know. Yeah, people don't know that people get fired off a table reads and it's the most awkward thing the whole there's like 50 people in a room and you can't act anything out You can't like you're reading what everybody else is doing is everybody else playing it's supernatural or is everybody else like going for it

Yeah, like Oh my god, or oh you look also underneath so there's a table if you look underneath the table and you look at all the Actors knees and what they're doing with their fingers from the waist up. They're fine. Yeah No, they're like they look professional down there. There's urine people are fucking picking their blood Shitting their pants. I mean, it's like it's terrible. It's like have you have you shot a couple episodes of your show yet? Not eight of them. Yeah. Okay. So isn't it funny how as the season goes on and the table reads like people aren't even reading the script before they get Yeah, everybody's like totally cold like I don't want to know Yeah, yeah, he's gone. I don't know if they're firing me now bitches

Five episodes. Oh, they'll replace me still I still will possibly replace you with Ken Jong. Do is so different They're gonna get them if they if they were able to reshoot all that movie. What is it all the money in the world? Oh, yeah, that was supposed that was meant for Kevin spacey and I would Christopher plumber if they can do that They can fire him in episode seven. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, or or maybe heck has me as that part The Kevin spacey part. Yeah. Yeah, as that would be awesome. That'd be awesome. Yeah mix it up Hollywood Yeah, I did this one table read where for the dictator and

I walked in and I literally because nick crawled at a two and I looked at him and I go I I can't do it. It's I'd never seen It was Larry David. It was um Gary Shandling It was heavy hitters heavy weights It's just sitting there in the audience in the audience. They were in the right and I walked in and I'm looking at everybody Yeah, right and I'm going. I don't know I can do you know, I barely did it

Sometimes you just have to just I'm barely gonna do it. But I have a question. Yeah, like All of this stuff this like mental stuff that you go through sounds like horrible But and like personally debilitating, but like do you actually feel that it's hurt your career? Yeah, you do. Yeah, I have I've had Passengers just go he just can't do it He can't and he got when I first met him He wasn't going to auditions at all zero because you were just like you couldn't no I just couldn't get myself to do it. Right. I would get I probably cancel

95% He just started going to auditions again when I met her Is I mean when I met her is went because she she's I need her to go. You're a fucking pussy I didn't say that. Yeah, you did what you did you do I just said problem child. I just buy a lottery ticket, right? If you want to we okay I get an audition for other sitcom called problem child Problem right Spanish telling about and we go to we go to the NBC and And we we talked about this before but

She goes I go. I'm not going. I don't know what And she goes if you don't go in there, you're opposed. We fought remember we pulled over in a car in a car And this was his normal routine is either he would pretend to sleep through his alarm and say, oh, I missed it That's a good acting though. I do that a lot. It's very good acting. That's a good one Right, but then soon we we when we were living together then he couldn't escape it So then I would wake him up and then on the way there. He would find every single reason as to why he shouldn't go in Like we would be in front of the casting office and he would say no I'm not going in and we would get into these full-blown wrestling matches in the park like almost physical fights

Yeah, because and so for this I I go I'm going to read off the page. So I walked in there and I just did this Right and I left I got it See this is what I was going to say. It's like, okay. Yeah all these things and I just got it Crazy, but the truth is you must be so special and so good. No that it doesn't know so see no What is that? I'm serious that specific case The fucking showrunner is a friend of mine And he told me he said that was the worst, but Yeah, that was the worst, but I we friends

I convinced everybody that but they still tested me a week later Yeah, and you and you and I killed the test But you have to believe that there's like that there's this talent in you that's making it So you're getting these jobs because you he had worked with you before Yeah, oh, I want to make an announcement before I forget Bobby standing up everyone If you're a comedian And you see me at a comedy club What happened? Stop saying you were great in star wars

Oh They keep giving me the kelly, but every fucking comic Like great in star wars, dude, and then they'll laugh. I'll go that's funny I heard it a hundred times. There was a A chubby amazing asian chick Fantastic. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah great improviser. Eric Griffin all the other night. He goes Because I brought him up it was sold out room And he goes one more for time for bobby. He goes great in star wars huge laugh

Right in the back. I go Fuck you Like I've had enough It wasn't a funny. Fuck you. I go just fuck you like that I'm tired of it Yeah, oh my god. Oh, all right. She does have a mustache number. I'll talk about that. Let me just say this. Okay That's like you doesn't have a mustache. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what sucks about

Being asian in this business because anyone that is sort of in You know, I was in vegas when an American idol was big and I and some in these three girls came up to me And they go, can we have your autograph? I go sure and they go we love you on american out. They thought I was william hung. Okay, that's fucked up No, that's where you draw the line that girl was so see bacon. First of all that guy got so fucking abused poor guy Didn't deserve any of that. They really what are you? I'm gonna argue with you They made him. I know but can I say this so see that's the only way so see what?

Just listen to me They didn't go to his fucking house Kidnap him and go come to this audition that motherfucker waited 16 hours thinking that he's gonna be a star He's sold on a dream and then they manipulate all of them He shouldn't have been there so see I know but they manipulated them and they produced them and they made them look like asshole

And that motherfucker, let me just say that right now. I'm not angry at you, but I'm just saying that um That motherfucker made A lot of fucking mom. I know that's good laughing all the way to the bank. He toured. Did he he had christmas albums? Yeah I got offered years after the the three girls at vegas to open for him Really in texas for five grand And I I I was with my eight matte lake. I was matte lake and I my agent I go Fuck you. You know what I mean? I gave him an era griffin. Fuck you Right because it was so insulting. Yeah, the true truly mad one

Yeah, and especially if I'm at the show and I bomb. Yeah, and he kills with the singing. Oh, I could I would I can't kill No, his people go there because they they know that it's shitty But they laugh and they still have a good time. It's kind of like the disaster artist like the whole thing It's like is that mean or is that not? Yeah, it's not the question of life Now what's what's that guy parry? There was a guy named parry word comedy central to the show Don Beres did it where they were making fun of like an open micro comic And they told him he booked a movie

And they treat him like shit Right, they did a mock movie. Yeah, and they convinced parry. They pranked him through the whole movie Oh my god, that's what happened when they revealed to him that it was fake like they did it was funny They did a scene where they go. There's a sex scene and he was like really excited. He thought he was the lead He thought he'd be tom cruise and Brad Pitt to this movie. It's so mean. I know but they did a scene where they go Because he wanted a body double For his stunt scenes, right? So then they gave him a body double for the sex scene with his really hot chick And he said I got he goes I don't get to do it. You don't know you said you wanted a body double

So He had to watch a guy make love to this hot chick right behind the fucking monitors never caught on He never caught on where he had they put him in a dumpster for like three hours Like a really filthy dumpster because it's an action scene. You have to just put a jump out of this dumpster Yeah, I mean But he that was another prank. Yeah show that was really mean the funny Yeah Because when crazy people don't you know

When crazy people say that they're actors or when crazy people say that they're a comedian or anything And then you know that it's just that they don't have talent that must be bothersome um You mean like in general. Yeah, because it because what it does is is that You're somebody that studied the craft. Yeah Right. You're dedicated to the fucking thing. Yeah And then all of a sudden like you're at a party and like a bunch of douchebags are going we're actors too I don't really go to parties

You know because I don't want to like I don't want to see anybody like that like LA is this sort of like oasis for me I like have my friends and I only hang out them and when people are like LA is awful I'm like, yeah, because you're going to like a bar like a bar in west hollywood. Like that's not a good choice You know, like I don't want to meet those people. Do you do a shortstop? I like I love a shortstop. Yeah. Yeah, that's that type of girl east side. Like everything You know, like the drawing room, is that you? Yeah I've been there till 6 a.m. Don't they serve mimosas in the morning. Yeah. Yeah, that's dark. That's a dark time

I used to go to the um, you're a stick. Oh, yeah, that's dark too But I shut down like three times already and they just keep reopening for like health code stuff Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I can see because cool people. I've seen key for southerland there Oh, I've seen uh vinspawn there. Yeah, vinspawn. I saw him all by the way Hey He was at the drawing room or yield But he would go to both but you know, vinspawn he hates me. Oh, really? Yeah, and he why the other night

Isn't it cool to be hated by someone like vinspawn? Yeah, yeah, it feels good And the other night I was leaning against the wall. He was there. Oh my god, and he walks off and he goes. What's up, buddy? You can't do and I go hi vins. Wait, why does he hate you? Can you tell me the story? Yeah, tell her We haven't told in a long time. Yeah, we haven't told it. Let's retell it. It's a great story. I'm ready. That's early We haven't told it in a long time. Yeah, let's retell it. That was pre video possibly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was pre video Push it. That's a push it. Well 100 episodes ago As you know, so see I don't know if you know this but I have 15 years sober

Okay, you're supposed to say congratulations. I didn't know that Keeping kind of your host, you know, I'm gonna say it again. I'm like, okay Why did I have the reaction? Like not a big deal You know what? I'm just gonna say it again, and then I'm gonna see what your reaction is gonna be. Okay. I don't know if you know this though see, but um I'm pretty strong willed and and and and um I'm just one of god's children and I have 15 years Was that better? It feels so much better. Thank you so so yeah, thank you so much. I feel better too. Yeah. Yeah. It feels so good

Thank you. But um before I got sober I was doing obviously drugs and drinking and I um was on my second year of a sketch show and I met Vince I met Vince because he would hang out at the comedy store and then We became friends. We're like good friends, you know, and um, I would go to his house and play mad and and played charades One time we played charades one night and it was fun and then one day he goes I want to do stand-up. Let's do it in New Orleans

And I go yeah, so he had me dain cook and I met Ahmed Do it and um, you all went to New Orleans New Orleans to do it. So Vince hosted It was so much fun. But one night he disappeared And some crazy shit happened and I when I got back from New Orleans I was at toy tithe restaurant and I was there with a skater labeled Phideas and um, Andy Dick And we were eating and they go tell us about New Orleans and I go and I started like detailing things that I shouldn't have said

Same, what were you detailing? Just a lot of things like he disappeared. He was captured. He stole drugs from my backpack. What? The big thing was that he stole drugs from you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, which I didn't think it was a big deal I don't know. Is that that big of a deal? But his sister was at the restaurant at the table next to her. Oh, that's like my worst time maybe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm always like He called me and he just said we're done like don't don't call me and He I wrote a letter to his sister. I did everything I could but um Yeah, it's nothing now. We have a nothing relationship. Oh, wow. He was that upset because he was that mad

Oh, maybe because of the perception that you were just talking behind his back I don't know if it was the details. I mean, he's you know, vince is a very like, um He's like steve mcqueen You know just ethics like just simple ethics like you don't rat on your friends Kind of rat-packy, you know, like do you think that he felt like you were telling the story like Why embellish things? Oh, okay, so I might have embellished things, right? You know, I might have lied, you know, all you know, but that was one of the catalysts of me

Getting sober and so I got sober Oh, wow, and I haven't touched anything since then because that was because that was uh Also that hurt me so it feels like something that you wouldn't like it feels like something that you wouldn't have said had you been sober Oh, no, okay. So then yeah, that's like Kind of an amazing story actually. Yeah, like it's sad, but yeah, but because I honestly believe that He's so funny And he he really made me laugh in even if I can't even watch his movies. I just feel bad about it, you know

I hope he like knows like I'm sure he knows that you feel bad. Oh, he does. That's why he said hi the other night I think I feel like he should get over it You listen to fucking so but you know what 15 years Yeah, that's a long time. It's a long time. I've let it go I've already you know, I mean if he ever wants to be friends, that's cool But why do what if he doesn't want to be friends with me? Uh, what am I gonna do? So that's all that was said you didn't talk afterwards just do it. No, no, I mean From then on he would show up

And it was almost as if I was just furniture, but you did apologize, right? Yeah. Yeah Assassins Lee is how you said Incense and sensibly camaraderie camaraderie camaraderie Let's kind of yeah. How come I never learned how to speak? I think you speak just fine. There's certain words. I just don't know how to say. What's another one I don't think you read a lot. Is that what it is? You don't read at all. How would you say like? Never mind Sophie just try ecc

Ecc eccentric. Yeah eccentric. He can't say it either. Okay. So I I have I have to say it tomorrow in an audition and Yeah Is she says eccentricity and I thought it was eccentricity. No, it's x. Okay. Good to know except I can't say it with the x eccentric. I can't say existential existential. It's eccentric I always thought it was eccentric, right eccentric. Of course. I'm not gonna get it right tomorrow because you're talking about it Say it was a character choice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah It's one fucking oh that's that story makes me sad Vince

You have you have no you have no celebrity feuds I don't know any celebrities except for my parents My dad sent me to my room. Yeah, we're fucking feuding. Do you watch their movies and stuff though? Um, when I was really little I watched I don't know if you guys know about a little movie called The air up there So definite bomb It was about my dad like goes to Africa and like meets the like tallest guy in the world and they play basketball

I don't know It might be problematic at this point, but I don't know. I think it's fine And anyways, I watched like he was shooting it when I was like one years old or something And I guess my mom like was like we should watch this movie. Like it was when you were one I guess I was probably not understanding and it's not a sad movie But at one point someone was like yelling at him in the movie and I just like I just started sobbing I couldn't watch like someone getting mad at my dad. Oh my god Even though I knew it was like fake like it's not like I thought it was real

And after that my parents were like, you don't have to watch anything like don't watch any of them But so I haven't really like gone back now that I'm an adult and like watched any of them So honestly, I haven't watched any of them. Don't watch hollow man. Your dad's meeting them Yeah No, there's a movie that he did that was that I like that scary one. Is it hollow man? Is it uh The one where he's digging a hole. Yeah, not where he's invisible, right? No, he's like a regular guy He's he plays the guitar He lives in a small town like I think boston or something

He gets hypnotized and he can see dead people. Oh, yeah, is it with uh charlie's there on No, no, what the fuck is it called? You know what it's you know what i'm talking about. It's a scary one It's a scary one. I love that movie dreams. Um, it's not dreams. I forget what it's called. Yeah, it's got a weird You never saw it. I don't know. I'm not gonna fool your dad right now. Yeah. Yeah, I love that one I didn't see hardly any of them. Wow. Really? I don't know if my dad if my dad was first of all if my dad was in a movie it would just be a comedy every It'd be weird to see my dad in a movie. Didn't your dad you have your mom and dad on set with you?

Well, they did sketches. How was it? My dad, um Oh god, it's tough to talk about My dad, um, I had a deal at comedy central and um So they gave me a deal for my own show and I wrote my dad in it So we were You know Auditioning people to play my dad and everyone was just terrible

You can't find at that time an asian man who could do an accent And be no comedy They were all like extras There wasn't a credible one that we could get. Yeah, because no one had any opportunities. Yeah any parts. Yeah Maybe that's what it is. I couldn't practice. Right. So I go. I'll just cast my dad And people are like, all right So we wrote him like a monologue

Which is like an idiot thing to do And I my dad shows up and there's thousand people there Like comedy central is there everyone's there and it's like in a house And there's cameras like two cameras set up lights And we get my dad to the mark Right And he can't say one thing

And then he whispers, you know what he says to me? Bobby I go you go I don't want to do it So I go I turn to steve I go get him go go to the 7-Eleven get him beer Good good son. Good son. Right. So we get him beer get him drunk And dick was to the executive producers like Is this gonna work? I'm gonna do line by line So I just said dad repeat after me

And that scene took Six hours. It should have taken terrible. Oh It should have taken it should have taken 20 minutes. Yeah, but don't you see some parallels your dad was scared? I don't want to do it. You're scared. Oh It's true. No, am I wrong? No, you're right. They're it. No, no, no, no That's the first time And he was ever said that and maybe you're right. He has the same mental Disorder of like that's a hurdle that fear

Disorder is that a disorder? It's not a disorder. I'm flawed I'm weak. It's just like extreme fear Yeah, I don't think it means you're weak. Well, I mean I was so Sophie. I can go on a set She's so see so see I get angry. Sorry. So so see so see I've been in the movies I know what I'm doing. I'm just you know what I'm saying I mean, I've been in the shows and movies and all that stuff too, but so see All right. God damn it. I know you have

You know what? Fuck your teeth It goes eyes. Yeah, you're fucking creepy eyes. You fuck you. No, I'm kidding. I know exactly what you mean I know exactly. I know you can do it though. So do you have a boyfriend? Yes Who is it? My boyfriend's name is Troy I like the name sounds like a football player. It's a good name. Yeah, he was named after a football player Oh, I don't know which one but his his mom was just like

Gave birth to him and then literally saw like a football player on the Screen and was like, that's a cool name and then named him that Troy. Yeah That's I seriously what happened. What does he do artist? He manages rappers Oh That's cool. Yeah, and he lives in your same area. No, he lives in Austin actually Good city. So your boyfriend lives in Texas. Yeah, he lived here for a while and then he moved to Texas

That must be hard You know, it's hard. It's hard at times. It's a lot better now than it was at the beginning. Weren't you guys just in Japan? Yeah, first time. Yeah Well, actually, no, I had been I had been for like one day because like but I was really young A lot of Japanese people, huh? Yeah, there were Weirdly enough It was amazing How long were you do you like it? Yeah, I mean, I think like

It it's way out of my comfort zone. I'm just like not used to traveling that far away Yeah, I spent a long time in Vietnam when I was like 16 But I think because I spent a lot of time there. I got to like get used to it I I did like a summer program face. Oh my god. Why the fuck were you in Vietnam? I did a summer program there. It was a very interesting program. It was like, I mean the stories Basically, they took a bunch of like privileged white kids and were like, you're not going to Like come here and just like party and get drunk and like, you know co-op the culture You're gonna like lit. You're gonna they took all our money. They gave us $3 a day for food. Oh my god. Awesome. I love it

It's a straight kind of a thing. Yeah Yeah, that's a good idea They made us like only use our phrase books like they never helped us with like Communicating with people we had to like go get ourselves everywhere on our own like to the point where my best friend We were on the night train And she was like shitting Her brains out on the night train and there was no toilet paper and she went up to the counselor who speaks vietnamese and was like can you

Just crying And the counselor was like you have your phrase book She's like shitting herself and then at one point I was lying like we would stay up like picking bugs off because like Even we didn't know off each other's faces Yeah, while we were sleeping Wow But it was cool because like we got really into it and like you kind of just get brainwashed into thinking that like your life is like Just way too privileged and like your piece of shit. So you get home and like I remember my mom

Was like, oh she got the wrong kind of cranberry juice or something And I was like what I started screaming at her. I was like at least you have cranberry juice How long would you like that for a couple weeks? It's kind of a couple weeks And no for like a short period of time. I mean, maybe it did. I don't know. Maybe it worked for longer Maybe that's always in the back of my mind. Maybe no, I think it's a lifelong influence. Maybe that's a great program You definitely do think about things differently though after yeah, of course, which is cool That's amazing that your parents did that for you. I mean, yes, it was funny because it was such an expensive program

And you can have one dollar a meal Wow That's crazy. I know if we had kid would you send our kid to a program that we would take him to the philippines? No, no, no, we did a program and and and they said No, but they said it's an Yeah, Aleppo. Yeah, I mean I would not Aleppo now because I want my child in one piece when they were not in like a body bag Yeah, but maybe when your kid is older, it'll be like Vietnam. I mean, maybe maybe if my dad was like, you're going to Vietnam

He's like wait All right, I grew up during the war Like, you know, like it'd be crazy if like we were sending our kids to like Iraq on a summer program Yeah, you imagine, but if you did that right and your kid lived Yeah, right then in a zombie apocalypse. We're good. They know how to survive. They know how to survive Well, let's touch on the whole zombie apocalypse thing again So the entirety of this hundred of this entire podcast for 130 episodes now. Bobby is insistent on one fact and that he is

The best and the best player in a zombie apocalypse should there be one. Okay, or Have you seen the show naked and afraid? It's basically two people are cast in an island for 21 days. They have to fend for themselves and all that Survivor completely naked though. Completely naked the whole time. That's wild. He is he insists that he can at least last He says seven days We went on a fucking night hike Last week, I think I saw the Instagram story from you know, Vermont Canyon. Yeah, that's easy. Yeah, right one of the easiest hikes in LA 20 minutes uphill not even in like a steep incline or anything. Tell us what happened, Bobby

I just I can't believe the betrayal I can't believe this she experienced avatars a fence going on in this house right now Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls listen up. Okay. Papa is a survivor Okay, but when papa has a girlfriend that makes him eat only vegetables being a vegetarian So I have no protein in my system Okay, and I didn't want to go on the fucking hike. She you know, but I did it Hold on for the record. I didn't choose to eat a lemon love cake for breakfast. You did

Yeah, but when the options are lemon love cake or nothing Eat the cake eat the cake. Okay. All right, so we go up from montanion. Okay, and um, I Halfway during it. I couldn't breathe and my legs started burning. I have bad knees. Yeah, okay, and I felt like I was gonna die And then I couldn't move Oh, damn and I just couldn't move and I had no energy And I sat on a rock and I go I'll just die here. I can't move You make it sound so simple

He was so pale white that you could actually see him like in the dark So he was going hypoglycemic because he ate the fucking lemon love cake and at first I was like, he's just being a baby and then I turn around and I was like, wow, I can see him in the dark You had it for breakfast and then it's the only effect. Oh, that's all you ate all day. Yeah Well, he also woke up at like 5 p.m. Oh, that's right. That's breakfast. Yeah, that's breakfast for me Yeah, I eat like six times a day. You do to 12 your body and see these What do they call these? Yes, yes. Knees caps. There's I have cartilage problems

So with the hypoglycemia With hypoglycemia and my knees I just couldn't move and I was gonna die and hey, bitch. Can I say something to you, bitch? Sorry, I love you, but um I she was like you said, you know, you can't even make this hike you can't do naked and afraid Let me say something you people. All right, that's an attack naked and afraid right is on television Okay, it's televised. I will do everything it takes to stay on the show Yeah, right and I know I can if I get on naked afraid that I'll almost die

I know I am gonna get eaten up alive by mosquitoes and I'm not gonna eat and all that But I'm gonna stay as long as the cameras are rolling because I think that it would be funny Your demise if me and Michael Rosenbaum or some other Some of my friends went out there and did the show. I think that it would be The funniest thing ever made. I would be amazing. I would eat poop. I mean, I would do things He we had to go have to do that run back to the car. Yeah Just eat food Why don't you eat your poop?

No, you're naked and afraid. That's like the one thing that has like no nutrients in it. Like it's just the waste Let me ask you this, just hurt Your psi rating would go down. Yeah It seems Bobby Lee ate his own shit. What do you had a perfectly cooked lizard right there? All right, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this I feel like no, I want to eat it Does sand have protein? No, no

You can't eat a rock Minerals, maybe? It's a mineral Minerals Rock's a mineral. You get vitamins from rocks? It's like a B12, no? You can get a mineral. Vitamin is not a mineral I feel like you're like, it's perfectly good lizard

I have to do this No, but can I eat? I'm being real. What can you eat? Can you eat the leaves from the trees? Of course There's plenty things Barq Why do you want to eat? Why don't you go for actual animals? Do you think that you could last 21 days on an island naked? Oh my god

I have no idea You gotta tell me she gets to start with one item though One item Most people live either bring a machete or a fire starter Question Do you start out with like a full bush or do you start out with like a bald kuchi and then like let the bush That's your choice That's your choice

One item could be a razor The bush would be wild But they blur that out Why? So I don't know just like if you started with like half and then let it grow or if you started with none You probably want to have a bush for safety Yeah, you're right because it protects from all the Not me

I shave all my shit You shave it all You know why? Why? They'll never be able to see my dick And that's real But what about the bitch will grow back? That's what I'm saying as in 2011

That's fine That's fine At that point she's too hungry My dick will disappear But I swear to god if I don't shave it in the first meeting she'll laugh Because she'll be like do you have a pussy? And I go no it's if you look deep down I thought it was one guy one girl

Are you the girl from Star Wars? Are you kidding me? Are you trying? Yeah Yeah, so I would shave it all and I would like Can you bring like you know what I would have? What would you? Like a tattoo of a naked woman on my like thigh

So I can kind of stay stay hard Mid heart Your penis is just staring at the picture Yeah, I just wanted to be mid hard Yeah Because if it's flaccid and it's not going to be good Bobby Lee has not been helping his parter He's been looking at his thigh

PSI rating down Yeah, I think I could say do seven days Well, like do they I don't I don't think I'd be very good at that I would be I'm like I've like have me and Troy went camping We left in the middle of the night like we had everything sort of like Like I could figure it out But I don't know how to like start a fire or any of that you learn so you learn But like where do you get them for me survival?

They put you through survival training Oh, I think I'd be all right Okay, what kind of idiots do this show and like survive? They legit Well, that's what I'm saying There's two ways to do it You either really go out there and look for food Or you just conserve your energy for 21 days

So some women they just cook like hibernate fast Just fast Wait, you're kidding me And I got inspiration because they had one Asian guy on it How do you do? So he was with a girl She leaves after a day Oh god

She got sick Fuck this chink So you know what happened? Yeah He goes I don't know what she just you know He had a little bit of an accent Where was he from? I don't know

Okay From Texas Yeah, but he goes To a Southern accent She didn't like me You know maybe But I could do it on my own Then they get another girl to do it

Yeah She leaves after two days It's him And she goes I don't know nobody liked me Right And then what he did was he just kind of hunkered down For 20 days And just sat there with training

He made like a little hut Did he eat? I don't remember seeing him eat But he did it through sheer perseverance I'm self that's so hard That's like that guy from fucking the Japanese army That stayed in that cave for 40 years In the Philippines?

He thought that the war was still going on Yeah Yeah Oh my gosh You hear about that guy? No This guy during World War II Was fighting in the Philippines for Japan

And he Hit in a cave And the war was over And he didn't go outside For 40 years He just survived in that cave He really thought the war would last for 40 years Yeah

Why did he think that? And then finally they went there And he was like 60 And they were like the war is over He goes really? They go really? He learned English on the way Really?

Yeah Got really good Are you sure? Yeah Okay And that's it And he went back to Japan Oh wow

Yeah Survivor Yeah it's survival It's like holes Oh Yeah But wait can I ask you something? I've been thinking about this

What happened when you got like white on the hike? We had to go run back to the car Because he's like I can't do it anymore Were you hungry or what? How do you get that? He was like in a coma He was hypoglycemic What is on his way?

His sugar was so low So he started losing his vision He lost He was like on his way out of consciousness So we had to go run to the car And then drive up the hike hill The hill Into yeah we had to pick him up

Oh you had to pick him up? Yeah In the dark Oh my god Because you couldn't walk And then we went to a gas station And I could almost stay with you Yeah so he was in the back seat

He was passed out And then I went to the first gas station Got him a ton of orange juice Yeah So I didn't know that like happened When you only went like one day without eating I'm weak

No no you're not Sophie Sophie I go to a restroom Continue Where are you going? Restroom I got you so badly

No I'm not You know guess how old I am First of all did you google me? No How old am I? I don't know Just guess Just guess

30 No I'm 46 No he actually is 46 He's about to be 47 She thinks you're joking by the way I can tell from her face I'm almost 50 If you round it off

I could totally tell she thinks you're not so That's why when you were like I grew up with your dad I'm like really? Yeah I did Like this is the biggest fan This is the biggest 30 year old fan

The one 30 year old fan No I he's so vivid in my conscious Because I grew up with him You know by my point is that I'm an old guy And I know that my face at times people go So I still get courted for like Going into bars and all that kind of stuff

But which feels good But still my body and inside is definitely 46 It's like I'm breaking down I don't exercise I used to smoke two packs a day And I'm only now vaping Is that the jewel? Yeah

For six months I've been Do they sponsor or? Yeah No they better You want to keep talking about it Yeah yeah yeah I feel like when I ever smoke those I like cough

And I smoke cigarettes like occasionally But when I smoke that I'm like Because it's strong huh? It's a drier kind of thing Okay it's strong But it saved my life I think it saved my life Unless they find out that this is

I ran out of pot Hold on Oh shit You're gonna run me over? Sorry I feel like the jewel will definitely sponsor you Yeah we have all these like Do you smoke?

I don't Not really If I smoke I'll smoke like one a day For like a week and then I'll stop forever So can we talk about the show you're on HBO So what is it? Um it's a show about It's about this family in Portland

And they adopted three kids One from Vietnam One from Columbia And one from Somalia And then they had one biological kid Me Oh you're the biological one It's basically like Angelina Jolie's family

Angelina Jolie's family Exactly Are they older now? Are they older now? Um who? The Vietnamese kid and all that Oh yeah they're older than me So they um

They're he's like 33 in the show My sister um Who's the one from Somalia is like 35 And then the other brother from Columbia Is like supposed to be 22 And they all live Not their real ages but And they all live in the house or no?

No I'm the only one that lives there That's a great premise Yeah we'll see There's like a good there Well I think it's a really cool show There's like a um Super natural element a little bit too Do you guys watch Six Feet Under or

I love Alan Ball right? Yeah so he did this one He does it right? Six Feet Under is one of my favorite shows It's such a great show It's so good That pilot's like the best ever

Yeah I feel like it kind of changed Does it have that tone to it then? It's definitely different I don't think anyone would say it's the same kind of tone But he's got His mind works in such a crazy kind of way Yeah

That you're always gonna have that That weirdness no matter what Is he nice? Is he nice? Oh my god he's amazing He really is He's the nicest guy And he's just like a really cool boss

I'm such a fan of his Yeah He's super cool And he's very like It's like meeting an Aaron Sorkin or somebody Like somebody's show running that You know Yeah no he's really cool

When you first got it were you nervous to meet him or no? Oh man I was terrified Yeah I had four or five auditions for that Wow I just had to I had to work like I had to prepare

To the point where Almost nothing could shake me Because I knew it was gonna be really like scary Walking into that room Especially with Alan And he was there for most of them Wow And he's just like such a

I've always been such a big fan Like we used to watch Six Feet Under On Sundays Like my whole family My brother, my mom, my dad Oh cool And so I've always just like loved him so much And then I loved True Blood

So it was scary for sure Wow And American Beauty Yeah We also did So yeah it was Who else is in it? Tim Robbins

Tim Robbins plays his dad and Holly Hunter Walk in Let me say something Please the mom How are they? They're awesome Holly I mean they're both super cool

We all got so close Like it was scary scary at first too The crew is gonna tell you this Legends We went we had a table read Before the table read for HBO Where we all were A pre-table

Yeah And it was at like a hotel It was like at some four seasons or something And everybody was there And there was like a bunch of food And it was all of the kids at first In the room Like and we were all vibing

And like hanging out And then Tim and Holly walked in And we were all like And you could just feel the energy Just like shift Because we were all so nervous And it wasn't them It was just us

And we did this table read And you know You have to think everybody's terrified Even them You know So that one I was like I could truly get fired Because everybody was kind of being

Very like natural And I was like being like loud And I had like planned All the jokes out and stuff And I was like Oh I think you went a little too far Oh yeah

And so I walked out of there like Uh oh This is not good Yeah And but the nice thing was Is like even the kids right away We're all texting each other like Oh we're all gonna get fired

Like it's fine And then the next day we had the But then we became like all really close And they're so cool I mean They're great They like Do you ever do a take and go

I didn't like it And they kept it Yeah For sure I think Every take I do is like that Yeah I don't

I don't I also don't feel like I'm like I don't feel like I have like That much power on set yet Because I haven't worked all that much So I can't be like I'd like another one Like now

You know I don't feel I feel like I'm comfortable on set And I feel Like I can really ask for things If I really need them Yeah But Holly or something

Like she's just such a badass Like she She's so much more than just an actor Doing her job You know She's really just there and present For like everybody Oh that's good news

Yeah And so And Tim too So it's not there It's not like Like they have all this like They can be like I want another one

I'm like Yeah Fine Don't worry about it I'm good I do these I'm gonna do a runner And they go

What do you mean I'm just gonna see the line Like ten times in a row Pick one Those are nice Yeah So I just do it Do it right

And they go Are you good I go Aye aye aye Geez Yeah I'm like crazy You like question yourself after every

He comes home every time Dude I did ADR I did ADR I did ADR for I did ADR For my show And I literally Looked at

The way I delivered a line And I turned to everyone in the room And I go Why didn't you guys just say to do it again Like I don't understand a word I'm saying I'm so nervous Look They're like it's fine

That's how people talk And you're like it's not fine Yeah people talk like You know what I mean Like this You know what I mean Why were you doing that accent Oh

It's a sticker Good collection This is my iPad Is that good a time one I don't fucking know Sosy I like that little egg Sosy bacon

Let me just see something Sosy do you Okay Talk to me I honestly You know people that do this podcast Are people that I know Jordan Peele no big deal I know I listened to that one

Yeah no big deal My point is is that I was a little nervous about this one Because I don't know you And you know we've had people on That freeze up And you were absolutely Fucking amazing

Oh wow You really were like It was engaging That's how she's my friend Shut up you fucking animal Nice beanie We're probably gonna sell those No I love you Jenna

I mean isn't she a freaking beast master though Yeah look at her How do you guys know How do you guys know each other Yeah how did you two meet That's such a weird pair It's so funny how like It's the second week that she moved here

Yeah the second week I moved here I was dating her friend For a couple months And then Sosy nice to meet you And then we stayed friends But did you know Gilbert through that exchange or no I've never met her Well we've

No we've never Once maybe We might have met once But I might have just seen you on this The story so much that I thought I knew you Which happened Jenna you have a way though Of meeting

You have a lot of really people love you Jenna is beloved You're beloved by so many people I remember being in Catalina When we were shooting the love And I was going oh Jenna's here To David King And David King was so excited

Where is she Like his reaction to you Was absolutely amazing So I was like okay I'll get on the mic Yeah yeah yeah yeah She just popped up I think I have amazing friends but I'm just

Like I know so many good solid ass people Yeah yeah And I put in work to keep them around Yeah and there's a lot of guys I know that just have crushes on you Including your brother My brother had one point I had a People have crushes on you I remember one time Webe said that he would like stop playing video games if we did it

Oh my god my brother That was his one liner It's so desperate and sad No we don't understand like he plays video games Video games 26 hours a day Yeah to the lot And I think she was driving and he was the back seat And he like tapped her shoulder and he was like

You know I'd stop playing video games for you Oh my god And you were getting cupcakes at like midnight One of the funniest stories that you've put up Of you Bobby is when you were like You were walking by the door And you were like Bebe

I'm gonna stop playing video games I love you and like you were definitely not gonna stop Like what was it? It cracked me up Yeah he had the headset on And you were like just like testing the water I was like are you mad or are you not mad Oh you're not mad? Okay see ya

Yeah I just love it But so see I mean let's you know You're a friend of the podcast And we want to promote you We wanted to get you before you like blew up I love it Here and now Wow

I saw So you're one of the people The first person I saw was that Asian guy Raymond Lee He's such a handsome devil Yeah he's really handsome But congratulations We do a thing at the end called

Unhelpful Advice You can chime in if you want to Unhelpful Advice with Bobby Kalyla And Sosi Bacon Hi guys I'm a big fan from Saudi Arabia And I have a question for you guys I'm 14 years old and I'm bisexual However in my country that is a crime

And the punishment for it is decapitation But I really love this guy in my class He is so cute Very funny and nice And I'm not sure if he has the same feelings for me No one in my life knows I am bisexual And this is the first time I actually speak up And say it

So I'm not sure if I should confess my love to him Because if I do he might tell other classmates And not only will make fun of me But will probably tell the teachers And go to the police And get some cash from selling me out Or they might tell my family My family might disown me

On the other side of the spectrum If he does have feelings of me And I end up not saying it I would feel extremely sad and guilty about it And I would never forgive myself for not telling him That I love him Please please please help me out in this tough situation There are some pics of me if you guys want to look

But please don't show on the screen By the way I really love you Kalyla Alright you know I mean this is the real This is not good Listen what's his name Don't say his name What's his full name Let's just call him

Ponga Okay we'll go with the Asian name for Saudi Arabia Let's go like the most standard Larry Let's go say Muhammad Larry Listen Number one he doesn't know if this other kid is gay

No Right so you know I mean the odds Might not be there for you He also even if he was He might not even say it because Of where you live The environment

And the climate in which you live My best advice if I was You know a counselor I would just be like For right now you're 14 Keep it to yourself It's such a painful thing to tell a child In a country where they'll decapitate him

Decapitate him baby But it's sad because He probably cannot tell a counselor I'm telling him I'm just gonna tell him something okay I know it Let me just say something okay When I was growing up

There was this girl named Miranda Tennis Interesting name Miranda Tennis When I was a kid I remember I had a typewriter And you know how those old school typewriters You can type onto the actual black

Thing I love you Miranda Tennis a thousand times On the thing if you turned it Right And I never said anything And I had this deep crush with her I was sad at her ass in school It would ache me

I just knew that She would just never go for me Not that I was a small little Impish Weasley Korean kid Which sits on my face And you know I had no skills Right

But you know that angst And that it helped me Everything that I've done After that in my 20s Doing stand-up comedy and climbing up You know with all that stuff Is a part of that It gave me fuel to express

Myself And when I got out of high school And I went into my adulthood I was able to find relationships And I I'm blessed to have Kalayla And this is what 30 years later

Where's my I love Kalayla human Written on a typewriter When I die When I die I don't want you to do this I want you to do an autopsy And I want to look at my heart It's engraved onto my heart

Wow I forced my veins The veins on my heart I forced them to form I love Kalayla That's the 7th sense That's the 7th sense And when I said that Did you see her roller eyes?

That's the kind of fucking cunt I'm fucking That's cunt shit But hey Larry Hold on we gotta help this get out of here When I die And I don't want you to be sold out And all that jazz I would just keep it to yourself

Move to America And also know that You've got people Here who support you Even if you don't feel like you have people there And there's other options For later on but don't risk it now Because one time

I told I had a really big crush on my brother's Best friend And I was a really Awkward person I was probably about 12 Or 13 just starting to get into boys It was not a good situation

Major awkward phase Nobody would Have wanted that Not saying that's the situation For you at all Larry I'll say this with me And I wrote an email to my brother's friend And said

What's up What I said His name was Johnny And I was like hey Johnny I just want to let you know I really like you And like

He obviously Responded and was like Hey I don't really Feel that way You're my best friend's sister And I like obviously made him really uncomfortable And he probably like thinks back on it

As like the most like humiliating Cringe moment of his life And I was so humiliated So like if that's even an option For you it's not worth it Right now For other reasons but also like One day you're going to fall in love

With someone and they're going to fall in love with you Man or woman and it's going to be amazing It's going to be perfect But at the end of the day too We don't want you to die Get out of there Larry I mean do you believe that there are Societies out there that

That's the consequences Like in Nigeria it's like Being gay is a death sentence You know We watched it in that documentary It wasn't Nigeria though right It was Uganda And then what ISIS does when they see a gay

They throw him off a fucking building Or a child or any fucking human Or they take gays And they take them to the top of the highest building And they just throw them off It's so insane And my friend Maz Jerani I made a joke and he didn't like it

He didn't like it If Maz did not like it But it made all the other comics laugh There's some value there then Can I throw it out? I mean if you want Because we were talking about how awful that is ISIS does that right And I go how do they yell

Only fall Only fall Okay I get it You don't fuck you Sophie I gave you fucking cobble This was honestly so much fun What were we going to say?

Because 13 reasons why I became just so wildly successful Especially with teenagers Do you feel like a responsibility To be a certain way Because you have such a large teenage fan base Um I think just like being

Like what I want to be Like my niece in the Philippines knows you You know what I mean? She's like Sky Miller I think like I don't know I feel like there's I think what I want to just do Which is what you guys are all like

On your Instagrams or whatever Just to be like normal and real and free And like say stupid things And like not wear a bunch of makeup Really pushing something That I don't support at all So that's all I think

But Larry No we're going to pray for you Larry We got you We got your back Well what a great podcast You guys are awesome Thank you so much for having me Way over an hour

Thank you guys for having me Anytime you want to plug something What's your handle By the way Just She doesn't do the tweets Kalala any shows for Bobby Lee Yes Bobby will be at

Chicago Improv February 9th and the weekend after Irvine Improv and then Addison And you know who might do Irvine Do get spots to say He's not going to do it but he's sitting Jeremy Piven

You guys better get those tickets And sell that out now But then also what if he doesn't show up Well you know what I will get somebody to do You should host it Guild You want to host it George can you

I've been training Can you do 10 minutes I'll do a spot You want to do a 5 minute spot I'll give you one I'll give you one fucker Let's see He's been training the whole year

Now that we're asking everybody Jenna do you guys want to do a spot No Do you want to stand up 5 minutes You're very funny when you just talk 5 minutes that's all you have to do It's only 600 people

I'll talk about Jenna you do it Jenna's done it Everyone's done it Yeah Look at her throwing the balls I'm getting anxiety Let's take the photo because she has an audition

You're right you have an audition right Alright guys make sure you follow us on Tiger Belly at Tiger Belly on Twitter at The Tiger Belly I got to take my brother to dinner The ad before The ad before Let's open this One second one second

Follow us on Twitter at The Tiger Belly Any questions at The Tiger Belly We'll be right back We'll be with a little bit of MMA minute Hey guys we're back with some MMA minutes Wow what the fights guys

Let me just do something right now I don't usually do these MMA minutes but I had to participate in this particular one because It gives you That fight gave me this You don't know

You don't know who's going to win You become You become bigger fans of people when they defy the odds And I know Stipe was the champion But It just on paper and Gano just seemed

like an unbeatable beast Yeah His game plan Gilbert and I got one thing right for once His game plan was pitch perfect It was Drain the tank

And Gano needs to He needs to learn some things Basic jiu-jitsu Do you think that a guy that massive could potentially have the tank required for a five rounder

or even a three rounder I think he can learn but he just did not manage his video Just going for bombs, kicking, chasing Yeah Oh my god That was so exciting

That was probably one of the most exciting first round I've ever seen That was so scary You know at any moment anybody could get knocked out A devastating knockout It's not like a flyweight fight It's a fucking 265

Francis took some shots and Steve Bay And Steve Bay took some shots too That was so scary that first round but after that first round was over and I think if there was like 30 seconds more in the first round I think that Steve Bay would have taken it

And then DC The best I mean aside from his battles with John Jones John Jones is a freak but a cheater I really I

DC is probably could be one of the all time braids He is, yeah, absolutely He is a guy who's beaten everyone in that division aside from John Jones He beat Anthony Rumble Johnson twice He beat Gustafson He's beaten everyone in that

and then he beat Volkan in a in a way where it was just obvious Dominant Daniel Cormier is I'm a huge fan

but I'm a bigger fan now of Mio Chick for what he did What he did was like, okay You know why I'm a bigger fan of him is because he took that Did you see how he took the belt from Dana White and he had his team put it around his waist

Because I think that he felt as though the UFC was really pushing for Francis to be the champion and he wasn't getting the respect that he deserved and I think that he's right Dude, he's fucking he's knocked out the greatest

and he proved himself even more worthy You know, also it showed it just showed all these flaws in Engano I wouldn't say flaws as much as it was like Yeah, you're right

They're flaws, holes It's like, listen listen, you know, being a champion of the UFC especially now most of these, aside from the flyweight I mean, you're dominant

You have Demetrius Johnson dominating that but these weight classes are stacked They're stacked to the gills that's usually the top six are like any one of them can be any one of them

at any time I think that Khabib Khabib Khabib He could be Your new guy That last fight was

The Ferguson, his next fight against Ferguson is gonna be a war I can't wait for that What is it about him that we love so much? I respect him because the thing is that his style is almost unbeatable The way he

I mean, Edson Barboza and his kicks But the way he knew when somebody knows their strong suits, you know what, it's so funny I can relate it to comedy When I tell people

when they audition, especially for commercials I say you know your muscles You're good at one or two things that you're confident in Me? It's facial expressions Right? In timing

I know how to do those things I'm not really good at memorizing lines or being crafty with my words but I know what I'm good at Khabib knows what he's good at He knows that once I get a hold of him I know exactly how to break a man down

And that right there is great So, yeah, go ahead Just quick thoughts, they announced Rose and John Jay... April 7th Do you guys think a repeat?

I think you want to take this one I think that the UFC is probably looking for a trilogy That would be a good trilogy, but do you think you want to take it? I think you want to take it I think that you'll want to not only take it I think, and I've been wrong obviously before But in this specific

circumstance I believe that Johanna You know, when she when she fought Karla Spaza for the title Because I've seen it a million times and her speech afterwards, I trained so hard

for her We watched tapes after tapes after tapes You know what I mean? And she I don't know She's had so many fights back to back Right? Now, she has this long break She's no longer champion

She has that pain And I think that she is going to train 10 times harder than she's ever trained for anyone for this next fight But to be clear We do not not think Rose can do it either

We love Rose, we've always loved Rose Oh, I love Rose I think in like episode 4 of this podcast, I said that she was going to be champion someday But Rose came up so high in my books that she is a real contender

She's a champion She's a worthy champion And I think that it could go either way But I think that I would give the edge to Johanna just because she has the pressure of not being a champion off of her now What happened to that other girl I used to like that Scottish chick

She went to Calderwood She went to Calderwood so good She's a beast Her career just didn't Her last fight was at 125 25 before that She changed cams, her boyfriend broke up with her long term And then like there was some money problems

Yeah, Calderwood You have the skills She's a great boxer You have a good face No, she's Markabitlity Yeah, Rose Namayunas She has a good face Yeah, but

She also has a country behind her Scotland How about she's just a fucking badass chick and she fucking knows how to fight Doesn't matter what your face is Look at Cyborg I don't know if I'd like Luke Rockhold if he didn't have that face Yeah, you

Talk about Luke all the time you want to sit on his face Yeah, but he's not my favorite fighter I know, but you would still let him eat your fucking pussy I let you eat my pussy You don't think I'd let anyone eat my pussy Anyone can eat my pussy It's like Taco Bell open 24-7 I gotta go

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