TigerBelly - Episode 136: Lindsay Price is not MJ
Episode Date: April 4, 2018Bobo’s lovely work wife stops by to talk chiffon accidents, racist iPhones, ballet feet, and step-romances.Support us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com.../privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Five four three two one good evening good evening you all
My name is Bobby Lee now. Listen the last podcast I did was a little crazy because I had no sleep
I thought it was a little wild
Little I was a little unhinged for this one. I'm going to be more like this
Like PC Bob PC Bob Lawrence fishburn more like Lawrence. Thank you really good. Like Lawrence fishburn
Yeah, I want to be more like Morpheus. Mm-hmm. This is Morpheus. Yes. Welcome to the matrix. Where am I?
Matrix oh
Take the fucking pill now. Okay bend over wait what yeah, this is a different kind of morpheus. Yeah, um
We have tonight
Tonight we have
George is still here
Unfortunately, we're all of us. He's white. He's a piece of shit. Whoa. Yeah, I mean, but he is human and he's alive
Just hearts beating
Yeah, and he feels things correct. Yeah, thank you sentient. Yeah, we have
like a cow we have Bryce in back of me who is
Dr. Rape eyes is
You know, I mean, we just relax. I love you and then we have
A flat-faced you got flat-faced island gook. Hi
We got flat-faced island gook here matrix. Yeah, this is the matrix. All right, so I could be racist. Yeah, okay
Yeah, and we have my beautiful Japanese wife
Yeah, she's Japanese my beautiful Japanese girlfriend. I'll take a loco. Okay. Yeah
Okay, I'm gonna be myself now because I was weird
We have listen guys everyone listen
we you know
The the sitcom that I'm on the numbers were out of control
It was really like it was beyond my expectations
And I want to credit tiger belly fans because a lot of you I made you watch it
You did you know a lot of you DVR it and to series not just the episode they DVR it to series
They DVR it to series and God bless you take care and you know, I give you spiritual gifts
And so I'm gonna speak in tongues a little bit and you guys are gonna get some real gifts this year
Watch
There you go, I feel reborn. Yeah, if you're a virgin you're getting laid this year
If you're broke, you're gonna make a dollar extra. Wait. Oh
That's a good time. We got and we have a blue. We have a fucking great guest, and I can't believe she even agreed to do it
Introduce her everybody
She's on the sitcom that I'm on she plays my wife in the show Lindsey Price everybody give her a round of applause
Hi, Lindsay
How many podcasts have you done? This is my very first
Podcast really what you've never been asked. Nobody's asked me no way is that should I be?
Don't worry about it. Oh, I feel like we live in the under the podcasting is the underworld and I feel like you live above the fray
Yeah, you're the cool people. I'm not we're the dirty dogs of you're not cool
I'm not cool. We were just like, you know, I just had to ask you guys what an internet star is
Yeah, okay. Well, you've never heard of aquafina. No dumbfounded. Nope David. So it's all rappers though
Yeah, okay. I have to say though that like maybe I've just been sort of
Determined with an Australian man
Yeah, and it's a different culture and like we're growing our own vegetables
Farm to table farm to table and I'm not so with my pulse on what's happening in the world
Yeah, but you're not just dating an Australian guy, right? I'm married. I'm married. I'm married. I'm married. Yeah, married to an Austrian guy
Just an Austrian he is um, what's his name? His name is Curtis down. Yeah, and what does he do love?
He is a chef. Yeah, and and TV host. I guess. Yeah, he's a person. Yeah, and he owns when when
Which is a restaurant in Hollywood and then one and Beverly Hills. He's a so he's a celebrity world famous chef
He's above. He's the one that's above the you know, like we're here. Yeah, and he's up there with his like fancy
Yeah, I give the illusion of fanciness, but I'm not I don't think yeah, and whenever I see him
Yeah, you give them very long hugs, right? Don't I?
No, but do I do right? Yeah, you do because he is um, he's an Adonis. Yes. No, but you don't when you see him though
He's like tall. What's a thick?
Yeah, I would say he seems like he's a thick is a thick dick
Just I've never seen it, but through the pants. Yeah, I'm not gay. I just when I meet somebody straight up
Just telling me that you've looked
Yeah, yeah, to be fair, that's his eye level
I'm small. That's what it is. Yeah. Yeah, that's my eye level
Yeah, and I but also he just seems like he's a gentle nice guy
Yeah, and when we you we were blessed to went we ate at Gwen that one night. Yeah, it was the funniest thing
I think the first thing he said to Bobby was oh
That's you. I think we share a wife and then you recoiled like a like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's just something about him that like kind of excites me and also scared. Yeah, I think the same way
Yeah, and he he actually was he doesn't cook there. I mean he doesn't he's
He's not back there. He's the owner of the but he cooked us our meal
He goes most nights to be honest like you know, I'm I'm yeah
No, he seems he loves it and he's kind of a control freak too, but like he's there. Wow. He loves it
Yeah, and then you have
Two just kids are like super models these kids. They're gonna blow up. They're so cute
They're the best. They're so much fun. Right complete. Like it's just
They're weird and wonderful and it's awful and wonderful to watch like your personality come out and to other brand-new human beings
But they're like did they seem like I've only seen them through videos. I've never met them, but they seem
Um funny there and outgoing and confident
They are they are
Cool kids. I have to say like I don't I before I became a mom
I did I did not like it when people were always like all my kids and they're also special and I think it's it's it's
It's important when you become a parent to have your own
Autonomy apart from being just a parent
But I am obsessed as you would be with you know, your own kids and they're they're amazing. They're funny and because of you
Me, uh-huh. I'm Hudson. My six-year-old wants to be a stand-up comic and it's like a real thing
It is trying out Joe Uncle Bob. Oh my god. We'll tour together
Well, you want to wait a moment to open or what she's like, I'll show them everything
No, no, no
No, that's not what I meant. I show everything about comedy
Came out weird
Everyone but everyone listening now
Everyone listening now. That's not me
I'm a I
Support dreams and I want people to grow your uncle Bob. You're yeah, but not that uncle
I'm a mentor uncle Bob mentor Bob. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he'd like that too. He's he's really into it
Yeah, he's not he's not like funny in his stand-up persona, but he's funny in real life
Yeah, right. Yeah, well the key is to get him to be himself on stage and then that's why
It takes a long time, but when he's 18, well, you know, he'll open for me. Yeah, I'll be great
Yeah, he's got a little bit of a streak of that like he likes the attention of it
Are you hesitant of your kids doing show business? You know like yeah
For sure. I think I'm I started when I was really little. It was just a big like accident
I saw that Toys R Us commercial. Yes. Oh, it's so cute. It's so cute. Was it Urkel?
Yeah, so Urkel
Jenny Lewis from yeah, I look highly I guess do you did you ever watch the Larry the Larry sander show? Yeah, it's got nemes
Oh, these kids that were like, you know, but my mom and dad were not in the business. They're just like average
Pasadena, California folk and I was in a
Ballet school and somebody came to the ballet school to take pictures and the kid the parents signed off on you know
letting these pictures
Go to a camera company and I don't remember this story. My mom tells it to me in a like really disjointed way
Apparently somebody saw the photo and then asked my mom if I could be in this ad and it turned out to be like in Time Magazine
It was like this beautiful black and white photo of little girls in a ballet class and then an agent called the ballet school
And it just kind of all happened and my like mom who had to look at a Thomas guide and get me to auditions
It's like what is happening. I don't want this to happen
And I just never stopped working since I was five Wow
Like it's bizarre and I like being an actor
But it was kind of a weird thing for a kid to do like some kids would go to like you're you know
I know because working with you
I know for this for a fact that Emily Kappnik are the producer executive producer of our show
You're her favorite. How do you know I can just tell
She says she says things to all of her she says things to other people and Oliver says things to me
No, like oh my god, that's you that's girl. So amazing. She's so funny. Oh, I love her like she just talks about you a lot
Yeah, but not only do you have that talent, but you're a genetic mutation. What do you mean your face?
You you're like a porcelain
Yeah, just perfection almost, you know, I want to punch your face
Just one cheek, but I'll shatter the fucking phone
It'll just seep out of her ears and then we'll be fine. We'll be equals
Do you know what first of all, thank you. That's very nice because I know you're paying me a compliment, but I grew up. It's not a compliment. No, I'm going to kill you
I grew up like, you know, my mom's Korean my dad is
White guy. Yeah, so I didn't really know what people saw when they looked at me
However, I was like in a business where like I would always play like girl number two or like the kid next door
Like I knew I was an ethnic face, but in my school like I'd had a crush on the
Football quarterback at school. Yeah, and at a party. He was his name is Joey Strykula
You know what I'm not even sure if it was exactly him that said it but the whole football team was in this, you know, I
Think we were watching a movie. Oh, no, we're watching the Super Bowl and Michael Jackson comes on
I don't know if it was an ad or he was performing and he said, oh my god
Lindsay looks exactly like Michael Jackson and everyone started laughing and you know what?
He's not wrong. Like I think that I do look a bit a little after he did what he did to his face
That's what I'm saying. And so everyone thinks I've had all this plastic surgery. Yeah, yeah weird
And this is my face people like I'm sick
My nose, okay, yeah, yeah, this is what I'm born. I know mad like you know, you are Michael Jackson
See now that I've told you yeah, oh my god. Yeah, you won't be able to yeah
Yeah, but now I have a thing psychologically where I can go is is she
Have a good face. No, she looks like Michael Jackson. Now. I can just bring her down to my level
You're saying you're equal to Michael Jackson. Well now I heard her. I don't have to hurt her
Oh, I don't have to scratch your face or anything like that. Yeah, the cheeks can stay
Because even when you see that commercial that toys or us commercial you're just as soon as you see her
Number one. It looks like you. Oh, there's Lindsay, right? I'm picking Michael. It looks like Michael Jackson. Yeah
Yeah, this is a thriller video
Yeah, and then an oracle looks like oracle, right? Oh Jaleel white. Yeah, Jaleel white. Yeah. Yeah, he's a kid in it though
Super so cute though. So cute. Yeah, you just want to take them home
and not
I'm the good uncle
Wow, but like back to your original question about like my kids being in the business like I
Was able to I'm a super resilient
Person just like, you know, some people are more buoyant in the world
So like when I get a rejection, I'd be like whatever no big deal like I don't I didn't care about it so much
And even now like I love being an actor, but I'm not I don't know like I just don't
Feel like it's everything and I had that back then
Did you understand rejection as a child big time?
And I think it actually helped me because I'd like really want to do something
I auditioned for punky Brewster. Do you know? Yeah, and I wanted it so bad and I didn't get it
And I remember that was a heartbreak and also did you ever see the never-ending story and there was the child like Empress?
Yeah, yeah, I was like a breath away from being the child. Oh my god, that was amazing. Can you imagine? Yeah, so that one still hurts
But like since then I'm cool with it
Never any story. Yeah
Yeah, let me ask you this though, but there's no roles now that you like didn't get that you're a lot of roles
There's I've just been able to realize like not
It's not my door to walk through like it's right you kind of you realize this is that
You know everyone, you know tiger belly fans. They've seen my struggles and they've heard
You know my my mishaps and my low self-esteem and we're all broken children everyone listening right now
We're all broken children
What I've realized by being on this show is it because it happens so organically that it's like oh, I'm kind of meant to be on
This thing. I don't know why I remember when I first found out that you'd be his TV life. Yeah. Yeah, are they sure?
Looking at your picture are they sure yeah, yeah, it's a genetic no one's gonna know what you you've never read
I mean, I've read comments
There's no fucking way
Yeah, do you go deep in social media comments? No
Because I'm I pretend maybe that I'm like super cool about stuff
But if I really went deep I'd be sad like of course you'd be sad. Yeah, I read it out
I was on a show where I played a fashion designer and I read one comment and it was like I wish she would die
In a chiffon related accident, and I just remember like how I thought I was like that's so
specific
You know yeah, I was like well, I'm never doing that again. You're not gonna read it. You don't read
I read a little bit last night. I did I went in and do you know what I found the thing was like
Who is the gorgeous woman playing Bobby Lee's wife? Yeah, and that was it
And then it was like they listed some credits and that was it and that was all that anyone had read it
So funny because people know who you are. What the fuck are you talking about? No, this this thing said who is the I was happy
They said I was gorgeous
This is how the fashion one that you were talking about it was that lipstick jungle. Yeah, yes
So I'm gonna tell you about that. I was at I was at Craig Ferguson Craig Ferguson lives next door, right?
Okay, and I sometimes do his radio show, so he's like tell me about your show and I go
Oliver Hudson Jenna Fisher. He's like a I've we've had Jenna on and then he Craig Ferguson goes
Well, you you have a wife and I go. Yeah, Lindsay Price and he lost his fucking mind. What he goes lipstick jungle
No, I swear to fuck
Yeah, Craig Ferguson said that I'm like, you know that he's like I love that show. I love that show. No way. Yeah
I'm so much. Did he mention the pilot we did together?
No, you did it right it with Craig? Yeah, it was called hot mom
I didn't even he didn't bring that up remind him. It was me and him and
Gina Gershyn. I played Gina Gershyn sister, which is really way
Never explains like how weird that is but and then
Nick Lashay
Like a hot handyman and the pilot, you know, obviously, but she's this she's every year
She goes to bat this one
This one is so good every year some people, you know, like you and my flat-faced friend here. Yes, ma'am in
Pum-pum
That's your new name
Hey, Pum-pum you and I you and I you know
Every other year we'll have we'll have our chance maybe once every three years. Yeah, this lady right here every year back
That's not I mean sometimes you strike out, but sometimes you hit it
Do you know what like I if I have been doing this since Toys R Us age like five
That's a long time. So either it's a super successful story
Like how amazing that I've been able to keep it up and keep working or it's really sad because I don't have an Oscar after
30,000 years in the business, you know, like you don't look you're getting these 3d movie. Yeah, this is gonna come at you
Don't do no back up back up
I'm gonna say this to you. Okay, this is that I honestly am gonna say something to you
That is the biggest compliment that I could give you. Okay, and I don't want you to respond really at all
I'm not going to all right. Don't don't go. Oh, no, or whatever, right?
Okay, I genuinely believe when I see you in the show
That I got you have comedic because the choice you made for this character is so specific
And it's so hard to do
It really is hard to do because this is unlike you're not playing yourself on this
Right when I'm doing it is I'm just because I don't want to act that I'm just kind of doing
I'll just do this me
You know, I'm not making any choice. I'm just this guy acting choice. Yeah playing myself. I'd say the words
You know, but you can distinctly tell
That she knows this character and she's fucking doing it and it really is
I mean, I told all over the other day. I go it's hard to be in the scene with it because she does all her lines
She she made she made these choices, right? And I'm like looking at her like fucking face
You know me her perfect face and I'm so I want to scratch this girl's eyes out
She's so good, you know, I mean
He was said literally he just stands there while you act and just watches you and forgets. Yeah, I forgot my lines even
Oh my god, this girl's so good. Yeah
If I didn't like her
I'd be like, oh fuck this man. I gotta spend all this time with this fucking lady, right?
But she's so cool
I'm telling you right now like I remember we see I had a scene in the car
And we you know, and we were on the lawn chairs waiting for them to set it up and it was so just comfortable and shit
You know, it's lucky. Yeah
Like when I did that thing with Brooks Shields, I wanted to kill her
I fucking hate her, you know, I'm sorry. No offense Brooke, but
I feel she has you prices better than you. Yeah. Yeah, you're she's way better than you
You know, I've done stuff with people and I looked at them and like Kim control when I did that Pepsi commercial
Remember that what did she say to you? She looks up. She goes to Eric Stone Street and goes you have a very bright future
And she she looks at me and she goes and she just walks away
That's so rude. Yeah. Yeah, I'll never understand how people when they get into a certain position in Hollywood
Lose like their decency like it's just as if they don't actually have the same
Rules as everybody else. Yeah, be cool. Don't be like, I don't get it. I don't get it when you get more
Don't you think you should like? Yeah, but I'm not nice to extras
I really am not
Because sometimes they're like, you know, sometimes like in between takes
One of them will start singing
But I know what but I know what they're doing
What are they doing? They're showcasing
They're auditions. Yeah, they want to shit. They're peacocking. They're peacocking for you. They want somebody. Yeah, they want somebody to notice them
Yeah, and go, oh, you sing you want a line?
Yeah, or we should we're gonna call and get you an agent. You can see them hammer it up
Right, and I just want to turn them ago. No, no, no, you're you're like a tree
You know or you know or like a building
Shut the fuck up. It's a weird business though. Like, of course, they're like, you know, the need that we feel to be
You know people like us and stuff. They want they want it even worse, you know
I'm sure you peacock too, bobby. I'm sure you showcase too in your own way. I don't I you is showcasing disappearing
It's showcasing not locking eyes with people and just kind of
Turning my back and trembling
That's not showcasing. That's being a fucking artist, man
Oh, I did it. Well now joey, you know, you know, one of my pointers is that I wouldn't even do I mean
I feel so guilty even saying what I'm saying
But I'm gonna say it anyway
I don't think that I would never do extra work
Because to me I'm like I've done it
When I first started like eight years ago to learn how to be on a set
But you learned by being on a set just by did you learn did you learn?
Yeah, I didn't understand what background rolling uh what first aid ad did or like how just extras that are what you described as showcasing
And I did the opposite of that
Um, I did it one time. Can I just say something? Can I just say something to you? Josh DeMell's took my hand
He took me out after for a beer. What can I just say this though is is you learn
By getting a job too true
Yeah, right. Yeah, and then also it validates that oh
You know, I'm a real actor
I'd rather I'd rather audition audition audition audition get a couple of lines and learn that way than being
background
And I don't think that helps with the self-esteem. I don't think that helps with
But also am I am I I don't know?
Raise your hand if you think I'm you think I'm out of line
But I know like say youtube star right never been on set
I Cindy has worked with some I don't want to say their name
But they'll go on set and they have no idea how to be on set and these are youtube stars
That are like yelling at the director telling the producer wait for me and like they've never been on set
Those are douchebags true
No, it's probably really valuable to be be on a set and watch
But there's probably a lot of people who are just sort of looky loose too, you know, yeah around like
Maybe you're right. Maybe I should change my outlook. Hey, you're not a tree
You're not a tree. You're human being sorry
Yeah, you can do extra work if you want we're gonna
Now you but let me I want to get to this too is is that
You're asian
You're half
So do all the parts you audition for are the asian or this regular right? She was gino grusian sister
Right, I'm not exactly sure. You're the first person who's told me flat out. Lindsay. You're asian
Remember we spoke about it when I came to see your show and I don't know what people see because like, you know
And you're like you're asian. You were you're like you're asian. Yeah, it's a Barack Obama black
He's a black man then then you're asian right right and I'm but the parts that I played look
In the early years my brother and I because my brother was an actor too
We cornered the market on like there was like this trend where all the shows the tv shows were doing a storyline about like the bastard
Children from like the gi would go
Wow, you cornered the market. Yeah, like we walk into the room and all the other half-breeds would be like
Price kids are here. They'd like
I love the price
Because we were like clearly, you know a hundred percent and half-breed. Yeah
But when that was over it became like this non-specific fill in the
You know like I was like the diversity and that was a million years ago and still I'd say today like we know that we're
Sometimes cast for our diversity. I think I'm a really at some points like the
Shows that I was on the billboards and the bus stops for yeah
I was like a homogenized
Version of something ethnic so to make people feel comfortable that it wasn't a completely white wash show
But I was like an easy
I think that's interesting that they would hire you and then they would think of like we need a fat
asian guys
To balance out, but it's I think it yeah in my head. I'm like, yeah when I saw you for the first time
I'm like, yeah, she's asian
You know, it's I'll give you an example. Okay. Yeah, if you have a glass you take a everyone try this experiment at home
Okay, take a glass take a glass a see-through glass do it right now. Yeah fill it halfway with water
Okay, then fill it halfway with coke. Okay. What is the color? It's not water anymore. It's not water
It's coke light. Yeah, it's it's still a coke. It's a coke. Yeah, right. It's watery coke your agent light
Yeah, exactly as bobby would but then I met your brother and he's very more asian than you
So then I saw it does he look super korean?
He we I showed the kids like a little bit of the show and they're like, what's uncle beat it on the show?
You're like, we didn't know also
My I think I sent you a screenshot my you know how like the creepy thing happens on your iphone where it like
Categorizes your pictures. Yes. Oh, um, you're in like my favorites because the iphone thinks you're like related to me
Like it's like you my mom my dad
racist apple
So racist it might be super. Oh, did I show you? Yeah, I think you said it to me. I didn't know what it was
But that's what it was. Yeah, it's like my brother you my mom
And I have like two pictures of bobby by the way, you know like on my phone
That's weird. That's amazing. Yeah, but yeah, my brother looks. Yeah super
great genetics, you know
But I I also wanted to ask you okay
Because I know that you and I you know, we've talked when we shoot shot the show
And then you have that time, you know, you're waiting for it to come out
How do you feel right now about the show or about you
Say things about me
About me too, but about like because it it did well. Yeah, I know
and it's hard to
Contain your excitement. Is it something that it's great. Let's just say it's great. It's amazing. I shut the fuck up
I saw it. I saw it and I loved it. I'm sorry. I saw and I loved it. You did I did
Why did you love it? I don't know
I almost I feel like any all the other family shows that are out there
It's up there with like feel good and there's a lot of stuff on tv that's not feel good
More than just feel good. It gives you the feels. Yes
It gives you the oh, shit. I have felt that thing at that exact moment in that way before
Which is what the whole point
I mean, that's the whole point with movies and television is you want to sit there and and relate
And like that's like the age old thing of storytelling
Which means I think that it's really written well
But it's making people like get stirred up and like feel things because it feels authentic
So I'm excited to be on it for that reason. Yeah
I mean, how many things have you done where you're like, this is just so false and it doesn't feel
You don't feel good about it, right? I feel really good about this show. I do. You do. I do
He did a pilot called new car smell. I'm sure that was awesome
That's the one that you worked with. Yeah. Yeah, I told you about that. Yeah, yeah
But yeah, but I I I tend to not let myself get super excited because I've been around
See that's what I'm trying to do. You just manage your expectations. I try to manage my expectations
You have to because you never know, you know, like
It's all so fleeting. It's all so like it's not
There's nothing permanent about any of it. My friend, johnny texted me today and he said he saw it today
A splitting up together commercial
And it's and it said our new hit show
Man, everyone's talking about it to me, but I know I'm in it. So of course that you know, but like people are saying
That they really liked it. I know but what I'm both whispering
I know but I know because I'll tell you why I'll tell you I'll tell you why I've been on the
I'm gonna say this. Yeah
And anyone listening right now and I swear to fucking god
Yeah, I'm about to say something that's more truthful than anything I've ever fucking said before in my life, all right
George is a piece of shit
You know, no, George is a good guy. He's got it warm. I love you so much. That was so hard to say
Hey, that was so fucking hard to say. I know what is going on. Oh, is she calling you out for being pink?
Pink. Oh, you should see his dick. Oh my god. Pink is fucking
I'm sorry my bad. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We would call. There's a saying. I heard it. I heard it. George has a pink dick
I've heard you had a pink dick. I heard that
Yeah, there you go. There you go. Through the grapevine. Yeah, but I want to say this is the most truthful thing I've ever said
this is that
People listening right now tiger belly fans saved my fucking so I it saved me this podcast and also
It's reassuring that, you know, if this show doesn't work or whatever happens in my career doesn't work that I I can
I'm always going to do this. That's one thing. I no matter how busy I get we're always going to do this Monday night
and we release it on
Wednesday, I don't know when it comes out. I don't know when it comes out, but yeah, but um
Um, but this thing right here with Lindsay and stuff like that is I've never been in this position before so
It's exciting and a lot of tiger belly fans were tuning in and they were
And supportive and I just I just I'm just, you know, thank you everybody. I appreciate it. That's awesome
It's nice to be like doing something that you actually really like, you know
I know people are probably like, what are you talking about? You're so lucky you're on a tv show
But like when it actually
Feels good and the people feel good. Yeah that you work with and you have to spend time with and you know
I just have this paranoia that they're gonna replace him with ken jung
That's because of the text
Yeah, yeah, but like really good. What was your thoughts when bobby, uh, when he was late? Yeah
All of it, what did you really think? What did you really think?
We were all together because we were shooting a party. So it was the first time that was group scene
Yeah, it was the first time that everybody was there
Yeah, so the truth is because like every minute the passes costs a good jillion dollars
How much lindsay a good jillion
And um, so we were all like it's cool like he'll be here and as it as it clicked by we did start to get because of course
They're calling you and everyone's calling you and and then they sent someone to your house
And I was like, what is happening and all of a reaction was like, I'm a little nervous
I'm like you are why and then and then then I got nervous. Yeah, you know because you were you were like
Like
You know really late
We wrapped and I I mean I I'm telling you right now
I when I was telling the story it's not a lie. It's number one
If you're 20 minutes late, it's a problem when you're hours late, right? You're costing
people money
People are paranoid. They have to you know because when they do a show
They don't just improvise it. They the director and the production
It's scheduled days in advance where the cameras are going to go so they can be proficient
You know and and and milk the day
But when somebody's not there it fucks everything up like if we missed your scene like if you missed if we had to reschedule it
It would mean an extra
Day or adding it on and making it longer to something else or a company move or like yeah, it would have been awful
I'm so glad you're okay
I know you would you think though? Well
I didn't think it all over
Oliver was like do you like maybe he said he relapsed or something, you know, and I was like come on
Oliver that's yeah
You know, I actually thought you know, I thought something like
Yeah, you must have over slapped or something if you thought I relapsed then why send me a photo of Dr. K
You really thought that but actually I was thinking because you said to me that you go to the Korean spas, you know, like if you go at night
Yeah, and I was like maybe
No, he got trapped. He got trapped. I didn't think death
I just thought like maybe you had a particularly long and relaxing night at the Korean spa
You know
At just in a
But you know, honestly what you said to me was that it was usually sleep during the daylight hours, right?
So I was like, well, that's it. It's he's read. He's adjusting his, you know
Body clock and when when I was trying to push him out the door. He was so afraid
He almost didn't want to go to set because he was like a little kid like I don't want to go. I'm so scared
He didn't want to hit, you know reprimanded
and I was like
Please go and then and then it was so weird because when we were shooting it seemed like it was okay
But
As the days went on
I tried to lock eyes with Emily Kaepnick. Did I get a producer that apparently likes me so much? I'm so happy I came today
Lindsay wouldn't do this
and
And then she gave me
A pass. I'll tell you what she did
So there's kids all of her kids were in the scene remember that day. Oh, yeah
It was a party scene and there's kids running around and I'm sitting there on a chair
right because I had to walk through like a shot and
I see Emily walk toward me, right? Right and she goes to my side
She pauses
You know what she does? She puts her hand on my shoulder
For about five seconds. That's a long time. I know but not like
A great job, but like just a hand. Was it firm? No, it was just a placement of like was it like a little bit of a
No, it wasn't a claw
Yeah, it was it. What if I like my shoulder was bleeding? That's me. Yeah, like a Wolverine like a Wolverine attack
Yeah, no, she gently put her hand on my shoulder, right? Yeah
And then she laid it on there for about four five seconds
And she does a little light tap and she walked away and we've never it's never been talked about
She's probably just really happy. You weren't dead. Yeah, we all were
Oh, what what what would happen if I did die? I can't even let's not even talk about what happens
I I want to just then that scenario can jump. Well, it clearly can jump
No, no, I think your irreplace. Yeah. Yeah. I think they would have got um, Steven you
Look exactly alike. Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. So if this becomes a hit then, you know
We're you know, that'll be great. I know
And if it doesn't we're still gonna be great
But we won't we won't see each other. Yeah, we will
Everyone always says that you you see you see people you've done shows with I do some of my best friends are people that I
That I've done shows with
Wow
I worked with her on um that show eastwick and she lives down the street. She moved on my street
We don't see each other as much as you should if you lived on someone, but she's my friend. Wow. Yeah, rebecca romaine
Wow, very very good friend mystique
Mystique was she mystique? Yeah. Yeah, she was mystique original mystique. Yeah, you made her on lipstick on um, also eastwick eastwick
I mean, yeah, yeah, that was
East of lipstick
Same same
Yeah, because I when I did animal practice, you know, I I worked. I love tyler labine
I love justin
Kirk so and then you don't speak to them anymore. That's more typical like that's you pretend you you know you during when you're shooting
You text each other through the night
You
You you plan dinners. Yeah
You sometimes you plan getaways and you go sharing something like a common thing, you know, right as soon as it ended
I haven't seen any of them not one of them
I've seen betsy sedaro because she works at
UCB. I'll drive down frankland and I'll see her waddled on the street
And I'll honk my horn and go betsy and she goes
That was it. That's it. That's it. But you talked to all your mad tv friends though. You guys are super
Not really
I mean jordan helped me get that job
So they've helped me
but that that
Maybe it's me. It is you. It's not you
She calls it out good wife bad wife
It is you and it's not you
Tell me why he's really bad at um
Checking in with friends just to say like hey, how you how you doing or even replying to text messages
It's it has to be
Work related or he's not going to reply
I am
Even worse than you with text messages. Anyone that knows me will tell you that like i'm
Shockingly bad with communication. So maybe
We'll actually end up staying friends because we won't have expectations of one another
When the show gets canceled, you know, I mean, we'll just be like it'll be cool and no one's going to get their feelings hurt
And we'll like have a meaningful text
connection once every year
Yeah, but we could call each other friends. No sounds like a korean thing
Is it a korean thing?
Um, I just like I like to like be in the moment man. Yeah my phone on
Yeah, I think I'm I'm much like that too and um, it's just kind of sad to think about but you know at the end of the day
it's like
I know it's me
And now now i'm getting into issues
Of my character defects and about things I need to improve about myself
But will they change? Probably not
i'm stuck in my ways and um
And I hate that about myself. There's a lot of character defects that I have about myself that I fucking hate
Ah, come on. You're like what? Come on. Yeah
Come on. No. No. No. No. I want to go down this rabbit hole. ABC's new
No, I want to know I want to go down this rabbit hole. This is what divas did is what
You think I'm doing that? Yeah, you're doing a tv star self deprecation thing. Oh my character defects. Come on, Bobby
Oh, I live a good life. You're really?
I live a good life. I love it. Gold. I love gold
I want to know one like I just want to know one character defect. Yeah, and then we can move on
I like to know things. I have a I have
an OCD obsession
As she knows like for instance
American Idol. Oh my god, you guys. I know. So it's doing my head in. I can't even describe
I want the same episodes American Idol
80 or 90 times so like the last hollywood one. I've seen it. You asked me frame by frame
What's in the frame of each shot?
He knows the extras. He knows people in the audience what the each audience members reaction is
Each frame. Yeah. Yeah. I know everything about it. I watch it 24 seven
But that's a charming and quirky. It's like not I have to tell you it's psychotic
It's like serial killer life. Yes. It is
It's weird. Yeah, but what's what? How does it affect?
You know, the war right, right? I'm not gonna like, you know, you know create a human trafficking business
Which I would love to do one day, but I don't have the means
You know, I'm lazy the capital. I don't have a dungeon, but um, I did hear you like we are dressing room walls are super thin
And I did hear you listen to a lot of um performances
And then like you would repeat
Actually, like I was like, oh, it's so weird
I told you it's weird like super endearing like I was just imagining you in there like
Watching your you know
Performances I loved that but I I I go to stardew valley the reason why I love it so much the video game
Is because there's four seasons, right? And you plant
The same crops
You and then when they grow you pick it up
And you do it season by season. I do it
24 seven. I just like repetitive things too as well
Okay, and it's really just weird and I just don't know why I'm like that
I'll tell you something weird that I do there. We go. This is all I wanted to get this out of you. This is it's stupid
It's probably less weird than yours, but
Mine's more normal
If it's not weird, it's gonna really bump me out. So make it weird if I have to this it's go to the bathroom once a day
like every day
That's weird. I um I every time I cross a crosswalk
I can't I have to count the
You know the white mine
And I ask myself a question like am I going to get this job or does this person like me or something?
And then I and it's yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No, and that's the answer
Right and like I can't and if I forget to do it. I have to go back and do it
It's a little bit weird. Yeah, you have a little bit of an ocd thing. Yeah. Yeah, or like numbers
I'll all look at this time and I'll add up all the numbers and I'll reduce it down to one number
And if it's an odd number, it's a good day and if it's an even number
I'm gonna have that's pretty weird. It's weird, right? Like it's kind of tell her what you do, babe
What the fuck will sprinkle on the feet? Yeah
I just sprinkle my feet with water or else I can't go on with my day
Like how I will psychologically like shrivel and I'll look through the crack of like the door
She's not just leaves the door and I can see her like taking a shit
Right, right, but I while I'm doing it. I and she's like sprinkling water
From the sink. No, she has a pot of water. Well, because I'm Filipino. We have the towel
So we have to wash when we um, you know go to the bathroom, right?
And so I bring I always have a tub of water next to me and I I dip both of my hands in
And I just let it rain on my feet. I have to do that every time. You know what that sounds lovely
I don't think it's weird. Yeah, spot treatment. Yeah, where do we get these weird things though?
Like that's bizarre. It's weird. Yeah, what and if I have that too, if I don't touch this
Doorknob with both hands three times
That someone's gonna leave my head. I think someone's gonna die or something bad's gonna happen. What is that technically OCD or is it like?
I think that's just a
Like probably some I don't think it's OCD as it like an actual disorder, right?
But it has some traits of it, right? If it doesn't
You know get in the way of your daily life. I don't think it's a problem
But if it's driving you crazy, what if it's routine asian superstition
I think my mom was super super. She was my mom was very superstitious
So I do do weird things like that. I'm like, I cannot sleep a full night unless I do like a backflip and then you know
No
Weird things like yeah
You just see her. Yeah. Yeah, like my my mom like when you when you get your period
You have to take like three steps forward and then she has to throw a flower at your face
Yeah, like weird shit like I'm like why she was oh, you're a woman now. You're gonna have a good way
And it's like I don't have a good flower on my face. I'm good and free now. What are you doing?
Yeah, I have a weird one. What I've never shared. Oh gosh, and we might have to cut this out because it's so weird
But I don't know if you know this but I have a bad left foot
I did not I did not
I would be very weird
This is actually really good information for you to have since you'll be working with him
If you have to touch the split in the scene never touch never just just you know, don't touch my left
Clear from the foot from the feet. She's freaking out now. It's rotting away. It's about it, but it's rotting away. It's a fungus
It's a fungus. What do you mean exactly? What do you mean? What do you mean? It's a flutter. It's a fucking fungus lady
I understand but like does that mean that like you like like like the bottoms are disappearing? Yeah
It's just turning bright green
Seriously, how did you get that? Well, I can fix it, but I refuse to turn and spine
I know it, but I sometimes I do this. I should now already now. It's weird
You already said if I'll shave the bottom. No, no, I do something different. Oh, it's new. Yeah, something
I've never shared before nervous. Okay
so sometimes
Sometimes I'll strip some skin from it. Uh-huh, right?
And it'll be like a certain length and width, right? Okay, and then I have to strip
two more
Okay, the same exact size
Right. I'm picturing you do this in such a specific way. Yeah, and if I don't do it, are you counting in your head? Yeah
Yes, no, yes
So at first it was just that right
At first it was just that right but remember we had the clock where we would look in the ceiling
So I had this projection clock and it would hit the ceiling so when the darkness you can see what time it is
Cool. So when I wake up in the morning and I open my eyes, I'll have to turn my head. I'm lazy. Okay
But so when she's sleeping
I'll strip like one strip off of my leg foot
I mean, but I'll look at the clock and I have to do it before it hits a certain time
So I put an extra like challenge on the element of danger to it
So it's is that weird? Yes
Please stop
Yeah, but you know what I'm sharing
I feel close to you and I'm sharing things about for you know things to you one day. We'll have like a barefoot
Um person no, you don't you don't it's like my foot situation. I'm not gonna lie like it's not good like underneath
I think it's from ballet like here's a ballet and also high heels like lots of time. Well, it's not corns
it's like just
like
My kids say that I have like troll feet like I don't have to wear shoes
That's not wait, but I don't think it's that bad. I'd like to compare. I'd like to see is it a layer of skin
What is it? It's just I've got tough feet. Yeah, it's it's like it's it's actually a good thing to have because you're not tenderfooted
It's called kubal
So when you go to let's say for instance, you know how like some people
They can just take their shoes off and then just run across like sharp glass or fire. I come
And
You have a show on venice boardwalk
Totally, actually, I probably could do you remember that the show that um stars circus of the stars a you don't oh god
Yeah, he doesn't know anything. Yeah
Anyway, sorry, I love that. I love that you did that damn
Anyway, it's so hard to tell you know like asian people like we're all yeah, do your guys is um
Um, does your mom
Tell you not to express or make expressions to save your face from wrinkling. Um
My mom know but my friend's mom's definitely like they also tell you I think that's korean
A certain way right because you don't want the pressure on your face
Like if you're a side sleeper and you also cannot sleep in an incline because then your the gravity takes over
So you have to sleep this way so your
Symmetry is good. Yeah, we don't have we don't form wrinkles while you sleep. I think that's a very
Koreans are so so weird, right? I would do that and not yeah, and not smile too hard
No, don't we need to take pictures just really stoic, you know was your mom like your mom. Okay. How does your mom and dad mean?
My my mom and dad
This sounds so weird, but it's not I assure you my my my mother was adopted by my dad's family
She was like one of the first ever to be adopted out of korea. I haven't told you. No, it's fucking weird. Okay already
So my grandfather was one of the founders of world vision
It's you know, they would go into third world countries and like get children to be sponsored
So for 20 bucks a month you could you know save a child's life. So world vision went to korea
after the war and
Put together a choir of orphans to like tour the world and thank all the countries for their you know aid in the war
My mom was in the choir and then my grandfather adopted her brought her to the states when she was 13 and he had a biological son
How old was six years older? Yeah, and he was like in the new wait wait your mom was how old 13
My mom and dad are brother and sister by adoption is what I'm trying to get to
Okay
That's not weird because in clueless share gets with her stepbrother. Yeah for real the movie clueless is based on
Woody Allen did it too with his daughter
That's weird
That's what the story
Is that blood related? I have an admission then okay
And this is kind of sad because he has since passed but I had sex with my stepbrother
Did you did you know that?
He has he's passed away and don't say anything, you know bad, but he was you know, we were friends
We met in high school. I know I know I know who it is. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that and he's
Now but but at the time it wasn't what do you mean?
Was at the time was your mom and and and roger together
Punching it in the house. Um, actually it might have been just before
They actually started dating because I knew well then the at you you were in the clear
You did in the window where you yeah, I wasn't doing anything with him by the time they got together
Yeah, yeah, but still I mean that's we would still see each other do family, you know occasions
I'm like, oh god. He's my stepbrother now. Yeah, but this you know what when it's not blood related
It's it gets weird when it's blood related. Yeah. No, it's not. Yeah, so your parents are cool
Look, he was six years older. They didn't actually live in the same house because he was you know out, but like she was
13 when she came wow she went into a sanitarium because she had tuberculosis like she had a rough start here
and then when she came out she like my mom
was
20,000 times more beautiful than any woman you've ever seen she's just like wow
So of course he fell in love with her. Wow, and they um, they're still together. Super. They are all so cute
And it's love and for me like I always grew up thinking that the story was super romantic
It is romantic. Well, I told somebody the story and Curtis was like my husband was like don't
Tell that story anymore and it really kind of like rocks me. I was like, what do you mean?
It's romantic. He's like, honey, there's people out there that would be like
Super offended and think that it's really bizarre. He's like, I don't think you should tell it
So it's not anyway. It's not
It's not I don't know. I'll tell you why I'll tell you why it's not. I'll tell you why it's not
It's like she was 13
Right, right. So she had all this whole life experience with a note with with her orphanage
And your dad was already an adult. Your dad was already an adult. It's not fucking weird at all
And he'd like take her out like they'd go to fuck you Curtis
Fuck you man. Fuck when he was like and listen don't go to when now
It's a great restaurant. It's the best food we've ever had. The best food we've ever had. It was amazing
I didn't realize you liked shikudori so much. Um, that's my that's my that's my fucking jam. That's his diet
Shikudori is my yeah, it's my jam. I love cheeses. I love breads. I love little fig things. Yeah, we've got all that fruit stuff
We've got all that over at Gwen. Yeah. Yeah, it really is a great restaurant. How did you guys meet? Yeah a blind date
Oh, I had a friend that was like you're done. I'd been married before I got married really young
And then I got a divorce and then I moved to New York and I was just dating like
Any guy that was like duck taping his shoes together and was a drummer in a band. I loved him
Super super cerebral oversensitive Jewish guys love them, you know
Like we'd fight all the time and like that was my thing and my friend was like you're choosing
Look, it's just not right for you. You need
A man that's not in the business like not an artist. You need like a real man
That's gonna take care of you and you know be like
Kind of old-fashioned and she's like I got the guy and he serfs
We used to surf before we had but who is his friend? It's my friend Leslie. Okay, and um
She said you're gonna marry him
And I and I was 45 minutes late to the date because I totally forgot that I made it like I wasn't into it
I didn't google him. She said he's a chef. I was like, I like food. Let's go and then
You know that's it and he um was like I walked in and he was so I mean dreamy that I thought
It was gonna be a failure because I I typically don't I think guys that look like that are trouble. You know, yeah, yeah
Um
And then you know the second date he made me this whiskey
Chocolate mousse. Of course he did because I knew that I love whiskey in the first date
I drank it's like a Jedi using like a power like a rock or something. Yeah. Yeah, the chefs do. Yeah
I love food too. So it was you know, like a clear way to but he he saw that I liked whiskey
On the first date and the second date. He's like, why don't you come in for a whiskey?
And when I came in he'd made this chocolate mousse and how well how did how did it taste?
I'm just super good and she was asking what her breakfast like when he's in town and stuff
Imagine what?
Curtis stone breakfasts are like she's asleep. You wake up. You smell something cooking
You why you smell something cooking, right? Can you be Lindsay waking up?
Oh, uh, that was a great dream. I had about unicorns and like um the good life think about that
and the good life and then um
Oh, I smell something cooking
Like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he said
It's like looking in a mirror
Whiskey truffle oil egg puree and then yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes, it is
Then you walk into the kitchen and then what do you see? What do you see?
He's like he's it's mostly about the kids. So he's gone out to the
Veggie garden and he's like made this incredible kale beat
Sweet goodness for the kids. Oh, I hate you, but right you you don't deserve it
Fuck you. I can make that too. I love you
And you know like make hash browns and then like cut out of heart
Oh, he does that he does those cute shapes. Oh, it's like not something
Yeah, so how are cooking duties then like do you who are you allowed to is he let you cook?
He's like I got this he's actually like
Like Aussies and I don't know if it's all Aussies and I'm categorizing because he's the one I know
I feel like Aussie men
And women have like clear boundaries of the male and female roles. Does that make sense?
So he would love it if I was like at home cooking like dinner on the everyone would write like dinner on the table and I'm just
I'm so not good like he had to teach me how to
Like open an avocado like he had to teach me everything because I was always on
Sets and like ordering takeout and you know, I get it. So it's kind of it's a bad deal for him because he could probably
Do better with the woman that was like more
Yeah, domestic and whatever
But I had to learn for the kids. So, you know, like we're gonna die if I don't make food because he's in the restaurants every night
Yeah, yeah
You how to do some skills. Yeah for sure. Like I know the basics
Yeah, and then he tries really hard not to criticize what I do. Yeah, that must be interesting. It's all it's kind of odd
Like I made a
Slow cooked like a cocoa von kind of thing. Okay, cocoa right and this and I tried it
This is how like overconfident I was I tried it maybe five dates in
And he came over and I didn't take the skin. You know those little pearl onions
I didn't like take the skins off. So he was just like kind of
I was like, how is it, you know, and he said it's good and then he went in and got a baguette
and some mustard and some and he made this like amazing sandwich and
And then um, what is that? Is that me?
It's Curtis
It's fucking Curtis. It's fucking Curtis
Oh guys, I'm sorry. It's all right, but you know, you know, you you look oh, it's so funny
Hey, was it? Yeah, you know what I did for Kaleila? What you know what I gave her what itchy vagina for my foot
Yeah, my my my fucking
I would I call it a new age romance. You know, it's not um, very traditional. Yeah, it's a cocoa bond
I wouldn't even call it a Korean kind of love right?
It's what are we talking about right now? I was you know, I was I was scratching breakfast. Oh, well
He gives me an itchy vagina. I was scratching my foot my left. I'm not does a real story
Then see this? Yeah
I was scratching my left foot right and then a finger banger and she got an itchy vagina. Oh, see that's so much better
I always thought that you stuck your foot
In the vagina. Oh, yeah, there we go like a little uncomfortable
Yeah, but that was now like it makes perfect. Thank you so romantic. She's a great tv wife if we're gonna
I'm glad it's you. It's you. Yeah, that's right. I feel like you could learn a lot from this kind of Korean
You know what I mean? Just like, you know learn some, you know, just refine. He needs to smoothen out the edges a little
But don't make expressions. Yeah sleep on your back
What are we doing at time? We're at an hour. I can't fucking believe it. That's amazing
You know what a podcast is good when you the just time flies linds. That was fun
We're not done yet. We're almost done. We're almost done. We're not quite done yet. I gotta go
Yeah, I know you I know, you know, you got shit to do but just give me a second. Okay at the end
What we do is we call do a thing called unhelpful advice
Okay, and it's an email from one of our fans our listeners and we try to give them advice and then we wrap it up
Okay, but the advice has to be it can be helpful or just protect us when I say it's unhelpful
That's what we call it that okay
Unhelpful advice with barbie kalayla at Lindsay price second city right there. I
Would like to get your opinion
I found an amazing girl and we can talk for hours and I seem to connect with her so easily
She's also a big fan of tiger valley after a couple of days
She messaged me and said she just wants to be friends mainly because I live in australia
And she is in the states
She said that she would totally go out with me if I live closer
But she wants us to stop growing our feelings towards each other
I like her enough to know that she's special. She is a special one and she is good for me
And I want to keep talking to her. What should I do? Nat pk
You're not gonna move for a girl damal good
But he's in australia. He's in australia. It's Kurdistan's brother. Oh, I was gonna say this sounds familiar
Is it Kurdistan's brother?
That's a long flight guys. That's a I've done a long-distance relationship with the guy from australia australian bane
I know. I yeah
Oh, yeah, that was that's way too long of a flight
Even for me. It was and it's expensive
And I don't know how that's just it wasn't sustainable for me at all
I mean we dated probably for a year and I that was my max was like, you know, I can't do this
but they could like
communicate right
Via email and and you know talk on the phone and it's a skype and whatever else
Yeah, and then if it's good enough someone can move you can always move like some like life isn't that
Perned I'm gonna say something that's the most helpful thing. I really believe this and this is
Usually my advice is you shouldn't take because it's fucked up
What I would do
Is I was like, okay, you want to be friends? Okay, we'll be friends and just keep it at that
and
Have a make a relationship based on friendship
And then she might change
You know, I mean her feelings. I would do a long game on the because there's nothing because the only option
After that is moving and that's not a guarantee. In fact, I would feel weirded out if a woman
Moved from a different country just to see if she wanted to date me. I'm like, no, that's needy and weird and yeah
I won't want intrusive. Yeah, there's no way expectations. So true because when I dated that guy
He stayed here for seven weeks and I couldn't wait to get him out
Because we had just started seeing each other and it was still relatively new and he was like
I got a ticket to go there and I felt depression. I'm like, well, you're gonna be in my house
For seven weeks. I got to host you and I don't know you that well
We're still kind of seeing if we even want to go there
But then that commitment because he's already flown 17 hours and I'm like, shit
How do I tell him to pack his bags and go? Yeah, you're gonna fuck it up by being
Needy so I just be friends
And keep it at that and if you know if you get something, you know, if it grows into something else, that's cool
But a friendship is cool too. And there's plenty of girls in australia. You'll find somebody
Damn it. There's lots of fish in them. There's a lot of fish. How old is this kid? Did he say no age?
What's his name pk pk? Yeah, he's 12
He's 12 years old
Young love let's say go for it. Lindsay. You want to promote something or no? Yeah, I want to promote splitting up together
It's navies the hit comedy can't even say it without stuttering. I know smash
I'm splitting up together
It said what if it was that the internet email said that it in 10 years what?
No, no, no the premiere. They said that in a lot of years
Nothing has ever has rated as well in this time slot. I think it's like four years. Oh
four years
Oh in 10 years only three shows did better. That's what it was like the premiere of scrubs, right? Yeah
So I might I might know you for five or six years here or
Or I may never see you again. I may never see you again
You know that makes me and but fuck Oliver Hudson because since Tuesday night
Yeah, since I've been fucking texting that motherfucker the great numbers than that
And he gave me like it went well
And that's it and I texted him a bunch of times. So you guys have like a text
He's the worst at texting and we've we've had him on the show and he admitted it and um, I'm done with him this this week
Yeah, yeah, but you think
And then we'll wait a year and then Jenna might do it
Or why all year? Yeah, because I I love her and it's we're very friendly and I love her. I really do
But I think that it's reverence. It has like a right. I have a fear of her and also
I don't have any
The scenes that I had with her are like
In a party or it's never like
So I don't I wasn't able to like hang out with her just her and I and get to know her in that way
Yeah, whereas Lindsay had and I had a lot of like downtime where we sat around for hours talking
She's fancy like she's fancier than you and me though. She's pretty fucking fancy. You know what I mean? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I yeah, what is she on a Shakata a Shakutiri platter like figs. She's no she's like a
Caviar. Oh, she's a caviar
All right, like a dry age like some kind of rag. What are you guys?
I'm the pickle on the corner of the thing that people don't even know to eat
I think it's just like yeah, what is it?
Yeah, what are you on it? I'm the I'm like the bread fresh out of the oven
You like me a lot and you can't do it without me
I'm not that like yeah, I'm not fancy like
All right, anyway, um
Well, we're both not fancy. Yeah, but honestly linds. Yeah, that was great and um, you should do more podcasts
Really? Yeah, I feel like I didn't do that. Well, you did get crushed it
Shut the fuck she should be a tigerbill exclusive. No other podcast, but ours. Yeah, in fact, you're not allowed. Yeah. Yeah
Do any other is there like a podcast circuit? Yes. Yes. There is a it really is a circle much bigger than ours
Much bigger than ours. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, we're though. We're not we're not
This is not the bottom though. This is upper mid
Yeah, right. This is upper mid on the charcuterie
Where are we?
Oh
local salami
local salami
Yeah, we're local salami. We're local salami
Shut up, man. Okay. I like you fucking we're like an Iberico
It's cool
Not a serrano. I'm on Iberico. Oh, that's just a touch higher higher rondo applause for lindsey prize everybody
Does bobby have any shows?
Uh, yes, bobby will be at the denver comedy works. Um, mid april go to bobbylealive.com for this lindsey prize 70 stand-up shows
lindsey prize will never
Really?
Follow on instagram and fucking twitter man
Yeah, yeah, get it all on all that
All right, I love you and uh, uh, and thank you so much for being here. Okay. Thank you
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