TigerBelly - Episode 145: Hila and Ethan Klein

Episode Date: June 6, 2018

The royal couple of H3 stops by to talk kumquats, power balances, courting with steak, the Sun God, hunters-gatherers, glory holes, the evolution of the phallus, and Cliff’s Lumberyard. Support us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Do you believe in me? Welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly. I am your captain. I am your leader Captain Bob Bob Lee Bob Young Lee. No one knows my middle name and I just threw that out there young Why are you and G not why you and G that's those other gooks? All right, we've got We've got We've got this white Fucking piece of shit right here, and I love him so much man. I love you, dude. I fucking love you, dude

George we got George Kimmel man. We got his fucking handsome, but retarded fucking white cousin or whatever You know mean that guy we got That guy Gilbert go long go long go go long go and we have my beautiful princess my beautiful princess I'm call I like you and I met her on Tinder. Everyone knows and Five years deep in a relationship and it's going well and wow what a week What a day we've got we got really we got two really special people in the room right now and you know Listen listen a couple of months ago this white guy George said oh fine. Everything's good

Said you know have you heard of h3 podcast and I said um vaguely because you know, I don't really know much, okay? But then I googled it and I knew immediately after I googled it I go I have to do it and I did it and I met these two Ethan and Hila right and they're the they're they're a married couple and they they're the leaders of another cult called the h3 podcast and I didn't think that they would ever come to our compound It is a compound our compound and But they did and here they are give h3 podcast Hila and Ethan a round of applause now you can talk

Yeah, you have a bit of a ritual at the start of these yes, and you make the guests very uncomfortable Because you're very serious like you're joking, but you're serious. I'm never serious because you said don't talk Yeah, you make it a joke, but it's very serious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I've seen you do it before too Is that part of your ritual? Can I why do you know why I do it? Is it a power play? I want the power. Yeah, yeah I need a power on my court Right and I need to win it. Okay, but the thing is is this though. Um, I respect you I really do I you guys remind me of us right you guys are bigger better better better You guys are bigger and better, but we're very similar in many ways, right both Asian

We have the same watch The shark watch no way. What are the chance? I'm not wearing it, but that's my watch either. Where's that a lot? Wow? This is my watch. I never take this off. Wait. It's the same style and pattern same color and it's not that I mean, it's a popular relatively popular We're already connected. Yeah, what'd you get that cuz you bought yours on like Amazon. Mm-hmm. You got yours on Amazon You look those deep on weird stuff like that Yeah, yeah, you know also we're similar is is that we don't deserve our girlfriend or what? No, yeah I'm I'm around myself of that every day. Yeah, because when I looked at you at first. I'm like, yeah, no, yeah

But now that I know what's in the inside Yeah, you know, you're you're like is there a fruit that looks ugly, but this delicious in the inside I'll come quad durian. The durians are some quiet that beer cunt really justだ homes your kind of a come-up Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know no. I am I'm definitely a come-quad I don't know how I pulled her because when I met her I Wasn't successful. I was much I was even fatter than I am now Yeah, I was unkept and I looked back and like damn I was a real come-quad back then You guys met in Israel when you were on your

birthright trip right? That's right. And so like how did it happen like how did it go down? I mean at first it wasn't much we were just kind of like we were just hanging out like I don't know on the same kind of headspace or whatever yeah but then after after birth right he went back and then we stayed in touch on Skype and then he was actually very like kept hitting me up you know I was persistent persistent persistent I don't want to be working Freeman right now no no no aggressive yeah it was also very like he was playing guitar dating I was like I don't need to play this shit anymore and I stopped playing

oh really wait wait let me ask you this so you'd be Skyping yeah and you're like hold on a second I want to grab my guitar maybe let me get it would you sing a ritual yes I wrote a song for you fucking sock baby if I did that right you would never have dated me it's borderline pathetic yeah it sounds like pathetic but it was it was pretty special oh did you do poetry too or just a guitar well I think that my playing is kind of it is it is and so how long did that take and we talked about it on when I was there but it was like a year people a full year of talking on sky you waited a year you the

thing and even then even then I went to visit for two months and then I went back and then there was another year of skype there was a man involved too on her side that I had apparently a handsome muscular one right well she she too I had one but no you had a Spanish football player yet a rugby player in Australia to know it's good it's good to know that a couple guys like us can muscle those guys out yeah well we had to put in so much groundwork I know but that sucks that's what that's why they lost because they're like I'm a muscular I have a huge day but like I don't have to try and then you you swoop in with

the songs right all right right with the hay yeah yeah yeah don't lift up her skirt like Morgan Freeman yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well you know what um you I guess you what we are lucky in that way because when I was a kid I used to look in the mirror and I used to look at my reflection and go you're unfuckable I did the same you know what my backyard when I was a kid are you kidding are you real not being real I'm I used to I thought I was unfuckable there was a mirror there was a window with that was very reflective in my backyard as a kid I was probably 12 or 13 at time maybe a little younger and

I would stare at that mirror yeah it was a window you know it's funny it was a window to my parents room and they must have seen me on the other side just being like so reflective I didn't say it but I would be like damn you are so brutally ugly quite sad are you would say that to yourself I would stare at myself yeah be so sad about yeah but I said I do somewhere in my life I just stopped caring about it yeah I used to spit at my own reflection did you really just spit on them are you kidding yeah go okay no I'm not kidding you and then what were you thinking yourself when you do that well here's the thing is is that um in my

20s is when I looked in the mirror and I said there's something interesting going on but when you're a kid and especially being a minority I mean I'm not trying to pull that card different than a lot of people that I lived in a little community called Green Valley in Poway and it was a lot of white people and they among they stand amongst themselves I knew some flips you know her kind you know what's a flip Filipino are you full Filipino half but I grew up there for a long while I was there until I was 15 she's half Filipino half human right white but anyway

wait shit on a tire race on the entire Philippine country I was kidding it was a joke and I it came out we were like just don't talk about race yeah tell me more about flip but yeah I mean it's like I I didn't really own up to my um sexiness and until my 20s it stand-up is what really changed my life gave you confidence it gave me a thing you know if here's a selling point that's it that's very good that's very clever that you said that when you met her what was your selling point besides guitar playing my selling point was that did you have big dreams I didn't have a good one I'm gonna be honest with you I think

I was just a sweet terming guy if I'm just he was it was very that's all I had it was very different you know cuz I'm from Israel and the Israeli guys are more like the Jersey Shore yeah yeah yeah especially where I grew up they're like that do you know what I I think that sweet and charming I think I was just different and yeah it was different I think I'm giving myself too much credit no I'm gonna tell you why I didn't have a good answer to that and I still don't know why I'll tell you why I don't even know you I don't even fucking know you either than that well you know I'm I did I mentioned that one time on

a h3 went at your place right yep and this is our second encounter really let's be real okay but there's something about in the inside the why do you think people listen to your I honestly don't know I'll tell you what it is all right you're funny and you you're just an entertaining guy and I can see why you know keep going good also I was very closed off person I was way worse than I am now like I wouldn't talk to anyone I was very shy and he kind of made me open up for some reason I don't know yeah I mean being on a podcast probably wasn't even in your wheelhouse of thinking that's exactly how I feel

you know when we first met he outed me with so much like personal information about myself mm-hmm that wait what do you mean outed he like we first our dating he talked about how I had just gotten an abortion in fact I heard while I was at the clinic I heard a prerecorded podcast talking about how I was about to get an abortion okay oh don't worry about it I paid he was like cruel about that make you feel pretty awful but there was a part of it that was so liberating mm-hmm there was a part of it that was like okay it's called freedom lady yeah do you want to fly yeah it's like your shackles are gone you're

welcome on around you know man there was a part of it that made me take this you know this deep you know sigh of relief like okay fuck it it's out there I give up I'm not trying to cover or you know so anger and relief no I just yeah it was a little bit of both can I just say this yes it was an accident okay I was talking about the abortion on a podcast and I didn't know that cameras or anything was on and then even after they said I think that we recorded a little bit of it I said don't air that part and they did anyway yeah is that true that's 100% and then also secondly when she called me and said hey my my homies are

listening right now and you just in it she was upset were you angry at the guys that's pretty well it's he's a powerful guy so I didn't really want to yeah you know I mean who was it David Chow oh you know no he's an artist yeah and so anyway your pot I'm gonna see his podcast okay we've kind of like the Andy Warhol of downtown LA yeah yeah and I didn't want to interesting scream at him because um he implores my brother my brother works with him and there was a cool thing so um and then on top of that I thought she was gonna leave me and I have 16 years sobriety at the time I had what 12 years right and now I went to a

bar to relapse oh no that's how devastated I was so you know let's put it in the context here I mean I fucked up I did say it I'm sorry but he continues to say it on every single podcast because after now that it's out there it sounds like it wasn't really your fault he says it's so much that when I'm on a pot on a someone else's podcast by myself I talk about it well I find that like you know when you expose you're embarrassing you know your character defects or things that you've done that are embarrassing or I'll never tell anybody you know that I've told everyone everything I don't know if

that's healthy or not I think it's good I've noticed that about you and I love that about you like I like the Down syndrome guy molesting you yeah it's just to be able to just say that and move on I think it's live I can see liberating to you and I think it makes people respect you too in a way this is like oh fuck like how do you come to terms with something that dark that casually you know yeah it's interesting and it's admirable but I did it as survival mm-hmm you know I did it out of just to keep my career going it's weird it what happened was after I was on mad TV I've talked about this before

many times but I'll do it again it's okay people want to listen to it I am I couldn't work and nobody wanted me in the town you know you know I was that I think I you know mad TV had a weird reputation around town at the time it did it there wasn't it nobody became a star after that show at that time right and it was just seen as ghetto and casting directors would be like now I'm not gonna see him he was on mad TV and whatnot and they would say that I mean to my reps and they would get the information and I was like I don't know how I'm gonna and I was at open Anthony in New York and this is when get Greg

Geraldo and Patrice O'Neill were still alive right and I went on that show and they ripped me to pieces about what just about how fat I am and they just came in they all yeah I mean yeah they were just ripping me apart to the point they were doing pranks on me and it got to the point where I got up from the show that's and I fucking laugh that's so fucked up like almost crying wow and I'm like I'm never gonna do that again you know and then the next year I'm back in New York and I look at my press pack and it says I have to still have to do opening and tickets and they're like I go I don't want to do them and they're like you

have to that's the only real big one you have but this time when I went on the show I exposed everything up front and it took the power away from them you know it's like they couldn't use anything against me because I had already like thrown it out there so I threw out I was it sucked dicks before that I that was all from that one interview yeah dicks I was molested yeah I just went blaze it's up now yeah and then they were like oh material then he gets to get his girlfriends information so he's not just talking about his deepest darkest he takes our deepest darkest and he throws it all out there it's a bad thing it's a

character defect and I did you feel powerful in that meeting did you flip the tables or was there did it work for you not only did it work but it became I became friends with all those guys from that counter yeah I mean those all those guys like especially like Jim Norton him and I like I just did his like a couple weeks ago when he's in town he calls me and we're good buddies and I think that it also taught me how to do press and how to do what my thing is and um you know a lot of times when comedians go on the road they'll tell like the DJ whatever he just mentioned this and I can do a bit right so how's

your mom or my mom you know they do a bit from their act right and I'm like I don't want to do that's like not real yeah so I talk about like how I really feel about things and how I feel about my life and um I think it really well you just being genuine yeah maybe you do that organically well I don't have bits that's why I mean yeah I wish I had bits no you don't I don't have any bits you don't do stand-up I'm bitless your bit yeah yeah so that what that's that way you just do it that's your thing then yeah it's just to talk and how you feel and I like when I go to a show like this what I tell myself before because I

hate when I feel like I'm trying to be funny so what I says to myself is don't try to be funny be boring that's my thing to be like just be your that's how I try to psych myself into being genuine be boring don't try to be funny no but that because I hate when I'm trying to be funny and I see myself being like hey I'm on and that's real like coming up to this building in the car we were like okay try be boring are you being real that's what you said to each other that is so fucking great because I get stressed out you know like before I did

hot ones I was fucking losing my mind cuz I love that show so much yeah and I love Sean Evans and I love everything they do and I was just like be just be fucking boring that was my mantra yeah just don't try just be boring just answers questions you know and did it work out yeah it's great right did you finish I finish I finished to yeah but here's the thing with that one is what I do is this is I so I also don't listen like when I did hot ones I didn't know anything about it and yeah and the one of an assistant at the agency that I'm with goes I think I can get you on it I like I don't want to know I don't even

want to do it I think you should do it like everyone's that been you gave me the list of people I got that's all I want to know about it I'm not gonna look it up why just that's because if I if I think that it's like you know like today I got Anna Ferris people calling you want to do Anna Ferris I know her I know I'm a fan right I think that she's a great you know I like I watch her in movies I go that she's great I was in a movie with her she was in the dictator she was you know I had five lines but it doesn't matter but we did spend days together you know I love her but because I have this thing I elevate her right

it's gonna fuck with you need you know what you're you're about power balances I feel like balancing you're very aware of power balance yeah like with you right I didn't really I knew that you guys were big but I didn't read it you know even in a different way you know you're big in the same way you're in the fucking same way but I told George I go I didn't want to know your names until one I've met you guys until right when we walked into the fucking thing what are their names and I go okay and I walked in by the way that show is great

fan favorite one of one of my favorite show it was I got so many good response so far yeah yeah I guess so I got so what's this I like power move is that what I do oh my god that's you know you tell me about your parents do you have powerful parents yeah well how you don't know my fucking parents brother got hit by a keyboard yeah my dad was violent he was very violent and alcoholic he was a rage a holic and he he was just kind of like a bad dad I think you know he's sick now and I love him now but growing up I just remember like in the back of our house it was like a trail and in the trail you could

like go and there's a cliff and I used to walk to this cliff and sit there and just look up at the stars and go can you please kill him I mean the cutest little god yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and god never did you know about your mother my mother was talk about this now I want to I'm not afraid of anything my mother is um also very I drove her to violence oh yeah I drove her to violence I can believe that why do you you're just your mom hit you and you were justifying it by saying you were a little shit or well no I think my mom generally isn't that violent but she couldn't that was the last tool in the

toolbox she tried every thing yeah the way she explains it to me is that he didn't know how to receive any form of love or affection or attention it's like everything that she tried sports or even just Bobby's hyperventilating she just didn't know like he was he was just like a little Tasmanian devil basically and you responded to violence yeah I mean no I didn't respond I responded negatively to it but um that was at the end her last thing you know was they would punch me in the face well and because siblings yeah Steve too Steve though my brother Steve growing up was the one that was like the one he got

straight A's he was the choice well not in his 20s he fell off but younger he was like a Christian went to church you know was on the wrestling team got straight A's it's only later in life where he became me and he he grew up under the same conditions that you did I love what you know what I love I love what you're doing right now do you know what you just did can I want to tell you what you just did sure you pull the Tom Seguro just now today yeah he's got a trait he's got a patent no no what he does was he he when he was on our podcast and I want you I want you to do it I want you to keep doing it I want to

keep you doing it I'm not taking it away from you right yeah we're talking about power balance right now yeah yeah but the thing is is that what he did was he became the host and you switched it a little bit and I like what you're doing no I like what you're doing following the thread and but that's your the thing is is that I want you to have your power too yeah we're gonna go 50-50 yeah all right so what was that scene with the gnarly black dude and Arnold strike hands from Predator was that from Predator well Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger yeah yeah yeah there was a yeah I don't remember that

move that was us right now no wasn't but I guarantee it wasn't you're doing right yeah but what was the question about my mom what's that yeah yeah what's the hatred between you and your brother three years so you guys grew up under the same conditions well I mean you know here's the thing it's is that there's you know immigrants come here and they go you know the rules are just get straight a listen yeah and get straight a's yeah especially Koreans my family and you'll be fine mm-hmm I didn't do either one of those things you know I did drugs at early age well I think the mall a station when I lived in

Minnesota when I was nine or whatever got me all like twisted up and then when we came to San Diego at 12 or 11 I I found marijuana and skaters and Filipinos that you know you know you know you know I you know I don't mean that as a joke what what it is is that you have to imagine I lived in Minnesota where all I saw was white people Minnesota is a rough I mean that's a weird place to grow up kind of yes yeah especially in the 70s yeah in an adyna in a Minnesota it was like it was you know but then I came to San Diego and on the other I live I grew up in Poway but on the other that's town next to us

was Panaskeetis Panaskeetis is high school Mount Carmel was 60% Filipino in fact my senior year my senior year photo is in the Mount Carmel yearbook do you know why why is that because when they they use the same photographer and the foot I was in the Poway high school pile and they couldn't believe it so they put it under the Mount Carmel pile and I was in the Mount Carmel fucking yearbook my senior year someone find it wow yeah somebody find it I never went to Mount Carmel so well it made me I do believe it actually and could I assume because in my head I was like can I sue yeah you could have come up big yeah where your

parents able to appreciate that you were became so successful that you kind of you turned it around right because you took out very unlikely were they able to appreciate that are they able to appreciate that I like this making you feel uncomfortable that was a question don't tell me I'm gonna give me the quick give me the question where are you parents able to appreciate your success my parents well you have to understand that you know when you're you know you have parents that grew up in a different country there's no stand-up comedy there you know I think my friend Danny chose out there right now trying to

start up a movement but that's it's 2018 and they don't have it yeah so imagine you know my parents grew up in the Korean War as kids and they went to school there and my dad was a street hustler like he was in the military became but as a kid he used to like Thieve and he used to get a lot of street fights a rough yet a rough one yeah right and then when he you know they didn't meet in Korea they met here and my dad stalked my mom pretty much damn would you like that's aggressive yeah he at her doorstep she had to move out of LA and move to Wisconsin and my dad follower she didn't know him at the time

she did meet him and no and she didn't like him whoa right so he's very persistent stalked his way into a marriage yeah and then what he showed up in Wisconsin with a steak it was probably a nice cut nice cut nice like a cowboy Texas cut right right and she was like in I guess in Korea that's a big deal yeah and then she was like I don't think they hit the violence she saw you know you know guys they play that game you know I'm gonna beat this lady when I'm married she deceived he deceived her and then they had us and he started drinking heavily and then um he would get on these like alcoholic rage episodes

and um you know my brother and I grew up but you know what here's the thing my also my parents my dad was fairly wealthy he had a bunch of like clothing stores we grew up with summer camp and when I turned 16 I got a car you know I mean so there was a lot of things that I did get that was cool you know do you have good parents my parents are pretty normal yeah I would say normal you have siblings I have two siblings are you the oldest I'm the baby you're the baby I was coddled I definitely had the best of the three but I want to say I'm really impressed by yours I just want to say I think you're sorry I want to tell you

survivor as well you know you know what was your upbringing like my parents my dad is very like old school so it's kind of hard you can connect the dots on old school well like the old school mean he's a he said it to you no no no like you mean like old school way of raising kids you know what I mean a belt the good old way a belt not it wasn't it was never like aggressive towards me physically yeah but it was always scary like if you push him it may go there it didn't with me but you played by the rules yeah you did because I was scared I'm still scared of him yeah you know when she came here yeah she almost didn't come he

almost talked her out of it really but she that's probably the closest yelled her out of it eating you is not pretty sure he did hit your siblings yeah it happened a couple days really yeah so was he just not was he disapproving of you or disapproving of you moving everything yeah and how old were you at that point 21 21 did you did it does he like him now your dad you know as much as you can like someone really that's a high so if you go to Israel and you see her dad he smiles he does smile but you hug like yeah okay we've been yeah they've been through a lot really yeah what is like arguments interesting thing yeah he

doesn't speak English and I don't speak Hebrew which is also a reason that he's mad at him for not learning Hebrew but he's the kind of guy who's mad at everybody yeah something his the family's been like it's so good that you don't know Hebrew trust me yeah you don't want to know what's coming out oh wow yeah but like the funny thing is that when I came he'll live with me for a year in America and when her visa her travel visa expired I didn't have any other option was either move to Israel or break up right yeah and because there's this whole weird thing about if you're Jewish you can just hightail to Israel

and they give you citizenship so I did that but the weird part was that I went and lived with her parents whoa so it was very extreme for how long we were months yeah we were we were like but um he didn't let us even sleep in the same room that's old school we lived together for a year I live together to be together and he made me sleep in a different room how did you guys hook up we found a way that's the same way dry humping is exciting yeah you just go back to the basics the beginning that restrain it makes things a lot more interesting yeah it's okay it's a threat yeah you know well the thing is if I get

caught I'm fucking I am getting killed he's missing a finger he's old oh yakuza did he do it through like some sort of combat or who's born without it just from working with like heavy machinery yeah that's the way I bend Israel do you know that I didn't know that when what's the situation what do you mean well I got a call from some sort of like what was it like the government like no there was like tourism or whatever we fly on celebrities out here really like to do like a free vacation or whatever yeah you didn't have to work they're just like come on it's just to promote so it was they

put by the me Steve Byrne George Lopez like a bunch of us minorities minorities yeah minorities in PR yeah in show biz so I flew out there and we did all the tours we went to the fuck and on this the Dead Sea so cool right so great I love it there it's like did you go to a muddy beach yeah the mud is so nice we went into the I was in my mind in the mud like yeah yeah I felt like your people yeah the Filipino people live in mud huts I was like I agree I love everyone Koreans although imperialized by the Japanese at one point now hold this very superior type of complex towards Filipinos yeah really yeah the

whole the whole dynamic between all the Asian countries it's very strange it is Chinese the Japanese the Koreans they all have these weird little opinions about each other in fact I think that Filipinos are very racist towards Filipinos I've heard Japanese are the worst right well historically yeah they fuck they rape and pillage the Filipinos so we we have a we have a very similar history with the Japanese or sentiment like the Koreans do because they I think around that time of World War two the Japanese were really awful just rape everybody I'm no friend of Emperor here it though I'll tell you

that he convinced everyone he was a Sun God yeah that's pretty good that's very persuasive talk about power dynamic yeah oh by the way I am the Sun God oh you are if that's what he says oh yeah yeah yeah he's like yeah by the way and then he although you know Americans when they create a sneak attack Pearl Harbor right they always that's what they always say was a sneak attack what they were supposed to call in advance war right it's like you know you read this as well called Roosevelt hey Sun God here by the way how's the family anyway tomorrow we're gonna attack by I mean I wouldn't know they're gonna sneak attack so that was

clever what they did a nice Pearl Harbor segue thank you that's a little bit because it wasn't yeah I felt orish now yeah Pearl Harbor is interesting like I don't feel anything towards it but it's like we have our own Pearl Harbor 911 is our Pearl Harbor is not special um it was similar in many ways correct well but civilians civilians warn here's the difference between Pearl Harbor 911 yeah that is the attached civilians yeah and they used our own equip things against us right right and um it was just more devastating I think 911 yeah 911 was a is it the worst it wasn't it it was a doozy it really was it was a doozy

yeah a doozy yeah that's the word I was too young school I remember yeah yeah what I think that's what Bush said he's like boy that was a doozy how old were you when 911 I was in high school I remember my specific age but or maybe I was even middle school I didn't even you know comprehend what was going on I was homesick my brother's like hey airplane just hit the World Trade Center and I was like fucking cares you know I was sleeping it was like 8 a.m. right then I get up and like the second one hits the tower and I was so when thinking back I'm stricken by how and I was really just didn't care about it yeah I was very

apathetic I just put on cartoons and went on with my day yeah I mean you're a kid though yeah you're a kid I was a kid but it's just it's it's for me I was working at Matt TV stuff but still early did it affect you well Andrew Daley who was also on Matt TV his cousin was on one of the flights right so when I showed up to work it was obvious like Andrew wasn't there for like a couple of weeks and it was pretty brutal man you know I remember going to the comedy store the next day and we had three comedy rooms open and in each comedy room there was a riot a riot people just fist-fighting comic there was like

oh like yeah people just punched being the shit I was like wait what was the conflict the conflict was people were like they did you know you know when something bad happens in in the world right and you go to the comedy club you can feel it in the audience you can feel it with the performers it's just not really a good place to be because because like comedy and it's an emotional place it's an emotional place and you get it somebody like who's I think one of the best comics in the country which is against this kid Rick Ingram or Ari Shafir one of these types and they will just say things right just to shock

people or whatnot it'll it it'll just ignite bad time yeah yeah it's a bad very bad yet exactly right so that night I remember it was just so fucking awful there and it was terrible but I enjoyed Israel a lot you know I went to the we got to cut in line yeah they're just like hey don't worry about these yeah like because we're at the like we would you had a chaperone we had we were like having dinner with like mayors and governors of like districts and stuff and so we went to see so we were like come we were doing this tour and then we were in this room and I lit a cigarette yeah and I was smoking this and they go don't

smoke here I go why this is where the 12th supper they had the last supper oh oh they did that they no let me ask you something how do they know that that's the place I don't know where were you have you heard of it yeah yeah it was somewhere in Israel we're in a room that this is where they had the last supper you're all smoking yeah I'm like how do you know that I was like argue with them I go fuck you know that though I know that there's there's a lot of like Jesus places there yeah we went where they were they lynched him I what do you call that they got him they got him where they got him and then I remember when so they

had the slab with a slab where they had Jesus's body they had the Jesus slab they had the slab there and I remember Steve burn Steve burn the comic was on his hands and knees touching the slab crying and I never laughed hard I went into a cackle that no one's ever I went out of my mind and I took photos of him crying he offended yes everyone in line was everyone there was other people yeah there's a line that's eight hours long just to get to the slab they took you to the Jesus spots did they take you to the juice spots no they didn't take you to the Western Wall or anything yeah they did that yeah that's that's the

juice spot I love that spot but the little they got the little notes in the wall I didn't know I didn't know and it came true the little note I got a show I want to get on network TV track second in there yeah yeah wow yeah and then we went into um that's big of you to wish for thank you thank you that was a very bold selfless wish thank you I thought so too but it came true and I thought so too yeah yeah sometimes I have to be honest yeah sometimes it is brave to wish for yourself because you always have this compelling like oh I need to wish for but sometimes you got a wish for yourself I always wish for myself

good for you in fact I don't think he's ever wished for anybody but you know why do you know why I don't wish I do I do for other people I put that in action right I wish for myself fucking notes I don't do notes for other people I get into action alright we have this work in such close proximity to each other similar to us you ever like get into it or fight and then have to like kind of restart or regroup on the podcast oh so on the podcast yeah never on camera yeah right like a real argument no yeah never on camera also not really at the office because the podcast we do at the office yeah so public yeah you can't you

can't fight there so you just kind of your tongue let's say for instance like what's your line like what if he says something just so inflammatory you just kind of like bite your tongue and what's my thing what is it have you ever had a thing or you might not have I know that I can be really annoying let me think I have my thing is like if I if I do something annoying and I'm annoyed here I know what it is when I'm in a bad mood and I'm like really irritable I'll blame her for every stupid thing like if I tub my smile if I if I stub my toe on a chair it's like damn you know why did you leave that there yeah and it's like

I get so upset yeah like what is wrong with you yeah have you gotten the fight where you cried yeah together a long time yeah I was gonna say when we when we do our videos we do those at home and it's just the two of us and in those cases it happened that we would argue yeah yeah that's true okay so that's what happens with us often too because we this isn't live like crying in an argument is unfair I feel like you know you can't after that you know that's like there's nothing that can like you know it's a cheating move you can't control it oh I cry control it when they cry when they get pulled over it's a little

unfair we don't have that why don't you try it I think anything you can be the most he's like sir he's like sir yeah hold on one sec he leaves back with a double this cross yeah yeah there's no one you call you're not cute yeah he might shoot you you should try he why crying when you get I can't cry have you cried when you put people over no but I've panicked so bad that they let me they let you go oh that's another but I I was just like I was just drive it was in Israel I was driving and I was holding my phone and and there they're very strict but like you can't even look at your phone it's like it's so weird

out there it's like you know when I was in Beirut you know sometimes there's like military there and they're checking things it's a little it's much scarier than in Lebanon than in Israel yeah yeah yeah it was not as much in Israel Israel's much more stable but there was one day where like I didn't want to do a tour thing I want to stay in the hotel and in Israel and I was like I'm gonna eat and I go where where's the meat that we don't do meat today like some sort of holiday or something oh oh meat or something well so in kosher means you don't mix the milk and are you you're not done with the story no I'm done

okay I was doing this just to go I agree with stop talking I don't want to religious Jews are kosher they don't mix meat and cheese so oftentimes at restaurants they'll say today's a dairy day or today's a meat day that's what it was I think some cheese but why don't they mix it's just one of those weird things Bible yeah it's in the Bible so no beef stroganoff do you guys eat shrimp stroganoff it's also not cream or what you can they don't stroganoff it no no seafood like only fish you can eat fish but no shrimp like lobster no wow because they're bottom dwellers who knows there's actually there's something

to that though cuz shrimp is the most like biologically costly thing to eat out of the ocean you're fucking up the ocean shrimp yeah a lot of people will guess that the reason was that it was a lot of they say is unsanitary that's what it is about pork and stuff and that's why they cut the dick off that you know they circumcised because it's cleaner yeah but they do stuff like religious Jews they put their dick through a hole and fucked her wife that way too and I don't know what's that all about will they do worry hole yeah they're all right but religious glory they put a sheet on and just a little

hole for their cop which is I that's my fantasy to fuck like that you don't have to see my body a ghost for Halloween I'm like I don't you know if you did that you could fuck me you know wait what yeah wait wait wait wait you just missed Bob's what can I have a thing too well I wore the sheet like if you were to fuck me let me just say let's just say scenario I would go get your Brooklyn the sheet right Brooklyn I put it on my body you would poke a hole in it we do it beforehand probably right I bend over I stick the sheet over the hole where my butthole is no what I would do is just put my dick through and then kind of do

like a make it a game yeah if you have sheets then what that's extra safe yeah that's not both but I think it's a very challenging it's very difficult to line the asshole up yeah in that way when one of us needs to see I prefer shooting I prefer yeah why would you want to put a hole in that wonderful Brooklyn right that's a high quality problem why do they do it why do they do it that way why do they why would you explain that yet why they do it that way nobody knows why did they forget nobody knows it's some stupid it was some really brutally disgusting Jew he's like I got a nice cock but I'm so nasty here's what we're

gonna do cover my body my dick goes through the sheet I don't nobody has to face my awful body wow that's in the Bible it is yeah it's like when I heard like like men in like in the Muslim world when they fuck a man in the bottle that's not really is that gay that's just considered gay it's just having a good time is this fact it is no really I you know it's not documentary or something on it you know air hour but you know and the Arab guys are they have a strange tendencies where they it's not unusual to see two Arab men holding hands they'll just walk around with their body and they hold hands oh really

strange stuff but if they see a guy sucking a deck they'll throw stones at right yeah yeah would you and I be able to hold hands you think Gilbert I hold your hand for how long long but what will happen is that you'll be you'll start really oh my god he's too comfortable then you'll try to take it up a notch he was researching yeah I was trying to remember why the they put the hole in the shit oh yeah you get anything I think it started from some story in the Bible where a guy had to what was it have sex with like this and the wife of his brother so like to make it I totally get how it's fine it's good

we're good why cuz his own wife couldn't bear children something like that oh yeah so you and I like enhancements in handmade stand in Gilead they repeat this phrase where they say like when so and so couldn't bear his own or couldn't bear this guy's children his brother offered up the wife and that's why the the premise of the handmade tale is that you technically give so it's me let's say let's say we were in the handmaid's tail yeah and I offered you up to my brother Steve so that's not how it works in Gilead and handmade stale they have desing women who were

designated just to bear children yes they're captured they're raped by their you know commanders basically yeah and they're only that's all they're just carriage basically that's all their body is wow and I think that that's that reference is the same I think we saw I think we cracked the nugget on that you know it's you know it's like the worst thing about when I watch movies I can't do rape scenes you're sensitive to it I'm very I don't know why is it because of your own experience I've never thought I've never really thought it through but don't watch well it's not it's all rape yeah it's not a pleasant you know I can see pillaging right you can burn things down I don't give a fuck one of the worst

things yeah well you can kill I don't care in a movie yeah but when it's rape I have to either like there's this movie called irreversible and there's like a ten minute rape scene in it in a tunnel it's so believable I haven't seen it but I think I've heard of it you've heard of it yeah it's like literally a ten minute rape scene and literally like you watch it's a second of it I just turn it off and I walk away I hate it I jerk off but there's something about rapes rape scenes or rape in general that I find appalling I don't know I don't know how many rape scenes I've seen in movies Game of Thrones Game of Thrones who's

raped in Game of Thrones Khaleesi was Khaleesi was raped that's right yeah oh also the girl was raped by Ramsey right oh yeah there's a lot of rape wasn't that is that was one of those interesting rape scenes where she she get she's in she gets into it Khaleesi she eventually actually yeah I think that she was she started to fall in love with the possibility of having power I kind of overrode her like this thing for the guy who raped her or maybe she understood it from a way of like just the Dothraki this being some like cultural thing rather than him really being like this rapist right it was a different culture

yeah right you take on a wife and that's what you did yeah against her will I'm gonna ask a question do you think rape is only shocking now I mean it's probably been shocking all throughout the history of mankind but if it was prevalent five or 600 years ago when there was right when it just happened when people like armies would cut our average soldiers would go into a village and rape and pillage right it's just a part of you know shocking then or you think it was always horrifying it was like you hear about the like the monk the Mongols they used to just fucking rape everybody but yeah it's awful yeah what I think

about is like if you go back to like cavemen days yeah do animals rape like monkeys and gorillas and stuff because you know the male penis is is made like a pump so that you fuck and you suck all the jizz out so that your jizz can get in I swear to God it's the word you got that head because it sucks out the jizz as if we went with what jizz well there's science alert I love in the scenario there's rape is so prevalent that it's just like sucking out the other guy's jizz this is a bad image oh oh oh I see what you're saying but this what you're saying is this suck up the juice because the penis head is like a

pump right it goes you know I know you're saying so let's okay let's say you and I were gonna we're raping we're raping a villain humans have raped enough that our dicks have evolved to suck other people's jizz out of the vagina oh my god like that's right that's what the penis head is it sucks out I swear to God but another theory is that villages back when we were hunter-gatherers they would all fuck way more monogamy wasn't a thing where you would have a village of people and and a bunch of dudes would have sex with a woman and they would all raise the child together so bio biologically you were

competing with all these other guys you were all having sex but you didn't care about whose child it was it was the it was the village's child whoa that they used to do it then like that when they were hunter get when we were together yeah would you have been again I would have been a gatherer yeah I would be picking berries I'd be weaving back I'd be looking for roots I'm a basket guy roots I'd be like clogs whatever and they'd be like hey we're gonna go hide hunt bison I'd be like you go ahead I'm gonna finish with this basket yeah right dream of being a gatherer to this day yeah me too I wish I would go hunt you

would you're a hundred you're hungry really yeah how about you Gil I'm gonna pick berries yeah we'll pick very good very very good very this is very progressive gender role you know I know I'm not I'm not picking up a spear yeah I'm not doing any that also can I just say this out loud I never said this out loud oh I'm not a hero I'm a coward I don't say that I'm like I'm just a coward if I ever got drafted the war I'll tell you right now I'll I will go to prison not because I'm some great conscientious objector yeah I'm just a coward or I'll go to I just know like if they said you're drafting grafting you

I will just tell everyone okay guys that means I'm dead so I will say my good eyes would you be a draft dodger then no I will go I'll just die I'll gonna tell everyone called George I'm going to the war so I'm gonna die like 100% this doesn't even you would be you would be or you would just be like that's what's happening yeah I would just go I'm gonna go I'm gonna die and that's you know how fortunate I feel like the fact that we belong to a generation that never got drafted for war one of the greatest treats of all generations to ever exist on this whole planet in human history wow that's interesting we never had to

fight a war yeah I mean well it's true who are fighting wars volunteer for exactly not volunteer I mean these are all imagine when they use them for you had to serve in the military right two years he almost did too in Israel but he got out of it in Korea they have it you have to serve like two or three years right here in the middle but in Israel you they're like you get a little hairy over there yeah did you actually see combat when you did it no only only once cuz I wanted to I asked him to take me with them yeah she's a hunter they shot at yeah they shot at you yeah oh my house we're scared I was pretty weird

we were we were in a Jeep she was an armored driving oh my god just some high-level commanders in there like a really risky area yeah and then there was like it right here no oh my god oh my god and did you smile like you're smiling now or well did you what do you do I mean do you crop if you cut in the past and we saw that and she was doing that that would be the funniest thing I've ever seen wow you know when I went to Israel they took us to a board like where the people that you went whatever the hats where they call them what the Hasid no there was like on the people that are there were

the blue hats or something the religious Jews no they're like UN UN oh not UN not UN was a religious thing what is it who are they no they're you know there were people that were Israeli but they were just guarding the border or something okay and we went to this area and you could from the distance here machine guns and things being blown up yeah I mean just closest yeah when I was there there was like for about a month there was a daily rockets coming up from Gaza and we were living in Tel Aviv and fucking air sirens going out off it was to cover it was really unusual because usually they didn't

reach Tel Aviv before it was the first time they reached Tel Aviv oh my god so it was unusual for people in Tel Aviv to experience that it was weird it was weird I don't know much about it but can I just ask a question can't you just split up Jerusalem 5050 it is already split up 5050 I don't know 5050 well for example the old city which is the really the part that everyone's fighting over one I don't want to say that but everybody's really obsessed with the old city which is the biblical part of the city and that is cut up into perfect quarters from after World War two with like the Christians the Jews the

Muslims and there's another group that I'm like the genonites or some weird one that nobody really wrong they just got hooked up so that's what so they it is split up like yeah I grew east Jerusalem you don't that's that's air that's all Arabic there's a lot of there's a lot of places where you see everyone co-existing but the problem is the extremes on both sides the Orthodox Jewish people cause trouble yeah and the terrorists yeah well you know who do all the terror attacks on the other side they cause the trouble yeah but I feel like if you ask most people especially my age they'll be like just do whatever it takes just they

don't fucking care they're do the two kind two state solution do whatever it takes I mean there was a cab driver in in Beirut who had a fucking tattoo of Hitler on his stomach really so I have to say it was so fucking shocking Arab world anti-Semitism is very real yeah but I'm not gonna say if it's warranted I don't know they fucking always hated the Jews they always I don't I don't know but like we're not gonna solve the problem yeah we're not so we got right now but but you know what surprised me it's good to just to kind of talk about it yeah it is um it's it remains to be one of the just dilemmas

of the world that we have to deal with mm-hmm and it may never be resolved it doesn't sound like it will ever be resolved you know the closest we ever got we had this was his name the the Israeli Prime Minister the one who got shot and Robin Robin was that his name there was this guy he was really close to achieving peace with the Palestinians and get and who killed him a Jewish guy a fundamental Jew who thought fuck these guys let's not make peace and he took them out it's not as if they're making money or there's no money tied to it it really is you know strictly about God the religious yet the

religion well the Palestinians are definitely being fucked by everybody like they that's got to be one of the worst places to live in the whole world yeah Gaza specifically yeah and and the thing about Gaza is that like Egypt's got the border closed Israel's got the border closed and Israel despite having given up like autonomy whatever they still control they still control yeah they regularly go in there and kill terrorists they control the water and the power and all this shit wow so is there McDonald's there in Gaza possibly I think there might be a Starbucks like if I was there could I go to a Starbucks you

might this some of the images I've seen are strikingly civilized wow but it's still fuck cuz you've got like how many people there I don't know the exact number but it's what it's the most dense place in the world it's just packed unemployment's like 50% but a lot of drug the regular people there are I mean everyone feels bad for them even on you know the Jewish side oh they're just what can you do they're just stuck there Hamas is like yeah there's videos of like people celebrating a wedding and Gaza and then Hamas rolls up and is like no celebrating and fucking shut like they're Hamas is insane insane and then

people try to give money to Gaza the government powers Hamas and they take the money and they use it to build weapons so it's like you're fucked they're really fucked on all sides yeah it's just one of those sad things that you just you know I you know I think about it sometimes and I just go there is no solution and that makes me even sadder really to be honest with you what are we gonna do I mean I don't know where no I live that you think I did that I you think I brought this conversation into this area I'm fully a thousand percent interested I'm part of the reason I left is because I was like

this is too much like it's so like just having just living there and being on YouTube is just so polarizing to people yeah like when like honestly when we started doing YouTube we hid the fact that we were in Israel because we just we're like we didn't want oh started age three in Israel yeah no the podcast no no podcast has been around for like a year oh the video like five years wow what kind of videos would you make is it like like a podcast or was it sketches and stuff sketches comedy all like oh wow so we had like I remember we would like cover Hebrew writing and shit like that yeah yeah yeah and we're just like

I don't want people just because we didn't want to necessarily be don't want to be about that about that yeah yeah yeah you wanted to you know not be boxed in to this like oh you support Israel yeah yeah yeah and and because it's so complicated to a lot of people I have a good friend who is Lebanese and to him the simple even the simple fact that I went to Israel to live with my wife is enough to make for him to have disassociated with me wow and it's like dude I'm not going there for political reason I'm literally going there to be with my wife because I don't have an option yeah to him is like wow that's

heavy enough to disassociate with me like I am I'm a coward bro I'm not fucking shooting yeah you also couldn't come to a wedding because he's he's like my closest friend and he was in Lebanon which is just you know so close to yeah really oh you guys got married in Israel yes wow yeah well we had to yeah for the green for that green card it's so funny because it's like you know aside from like the religion stuff and you know whatever I'm Korean she's Filipino what do you he's a he grew up in a really weird Christian religion what was it called 70 70 70 70 70 70 70 that's a weird one right yeah we worship on the

seventh day follow kosher rules a lot of vegetarian oh no weird no no weird like sexual stuff oh god bless it's just they're not a lot to dance though they're not dancing do you dance now are you still part are you still religious do you did you enjoy dancing now more than like most yeah reige with it too right yeah 70 and event is God bless you guys are good old boys right where are you from they're good old boys but listen like look like listen to this is incredible yes we got these freaks right we got this freak we got you know you we got

right we're all from different parts of everywhere right yeah with different ideologies and if you don't think about that and we're just around each other and we're just talking we're just we're just regular human beings yeah it's really frustrating cuz that and like the way I always thought about is like I'm just I was just born here I don't care like I don't know the history and I don't care we're all just people here yeah people I have to choose sides and that's the end I'm saying that's why the reason I left is because like I'm like this isn't my fight and you know I think since before she knew thought it wasn't her fight she

never belonged there and it's like I don't really want to be involved in in this because when you live in Israel you start to learn things or maybe you're I don't know if it's a brainwashing thing or you're just you're with the the club right you're with that tribe yeah so it gets through to you yeah before I went to Israel I was very pro-Palestinian because I went to a very liberal college went to UC Santa Cruz and there it's like they literally have protests on the campus of like Israeli soldiers executing Palestinians and I was like okay yeah that's totally what it is but when you go there and then you learn

because you spend time with that tribe and you understand all their talking points and shit and you see it's just so confusing dude yeah I mean I got even by go visiting doing this tourist thing I posted a couple of photos because that was a part of the deal and the backlash of me just going it was insane yeah right it's propaganda I can't believe you took chose sides I just wanted a free trip to the Dead Sea but you're like float on the on the sea without any fucking effort but it's so I hate that because it's so counterproductive it's like how are we gonna make progress if you're telling people you can't even go there

and talk to them because you go there and you talk to them you learn about them you learn what you know what's an interesting perspective yeah what am I just supposed to shut out that whole part and just take your word for it yeah like what the fuck do you know yeah it's crazy it really is crazy but um but we're here yeah we're not one when one here he was brothers is really and he said to us just the other day he's like I meet Palestinians here all the fucking time and we love each other we always get along here yeah it's just over there that we all hate each other it's crazy I have a friend I have several friends

they're Muslim and it never comes up I never talk about it you don't even think about it yeah and they're just loving people I know so many Jewish people they're just the most nicest loving people and it's like and then when you hear about this conflict it just boggles the fucking mind and I'm just you know I'm not a part of it I'm just observing but I'm a part of humanity and a part of the human race and I just want you know what Rodney King said I forgot what he said remember the spirit of what he's yeah yeah yeah I forgot what he said but he said something about having a dream and stuff people right people

great yeah people are people people are great and I love people right if we just abided by what that guy that black eye said remember him remember that sweet right and you know when people say Rodney King was what sparked the riots it really hurts me okay because there was many things that sparked the riots including that Korean lady who shot that black girl that 16 year old black girl that's what I here's I want to say anything about Koreans I know I make fun of the the Filipinos a lot and other goop places right but I want to be to be sensitive about it yeah yeah I would say about Koreans man they can be

bastards and what that lady did right shooting that young teenage African American girl for over nothing right it's a shame on Koreans and it's something that we have to correct ourselves as well race do you think that it was a race thing with a Korean lady yes yeah yeah yeah and it's like you you're gonna open up liquor stores in impoverished areas to take it you know it's a drug basically your drug they're taking advantage of you're taking advantage of yeah you're selling them alcohol right which is a drug right so you're a drug dealer and I understand you want to make money but it's like you

know I get it from the other side too definitely I totally get it and you know what people are allowed to browse you mean it was that mean like you know I know they get no like when people come in like what people walk around you're allowed to browse sure they say no browsing just like that you touch you buy you look you buy yeah you I can't look at the ingredients calories or the calorie count fuck not right fuck you Koreans let them let them know let them know let them touch them bro no no yeah let them know and if they steal out of shoot them I'm kidding now I'm kidding you can steal let them steal steal don't

shoot call the enforcement I played a lot of Starcraft 2 and I learned a lot about Korean culture yeah because it's like huge they're like game esports and gaming is huge there and it seems like a real really strict really tight tough tough people it it there was a Korean lady that was I just saw this on an Instagram a Korean lady who disappeared okay she was missing for 10 years you know where they found her where in a gaming cafe just sitting there that is sitting there for 10 years playing a game wow she got so addicted that she decided to just cut everything off that's real yeah you see that other

documentary about we saw on HBO about the Japanese couple who had a baby I think I've heard right they had a baby right but the baby died because they didn't feed it for 10 days because they were in a 40-man raid yeah and then guess what they didn't go to prison and guess what they had another baby right but the game is fun though but it is a problem yeah I play that's all I do yeah I could have been way bigger than this than I am without what fucking die someday you're gonna die you're gonna die too you're gonna die too happy to hear you're enjoying you're gonna die to eat them because you can work so fucking

hard yeah not spend any time playing video games yeah and you're gonna die at least you've spent some time enjoying what you love can I ask you a question yeah you you and I we're probably not gonna see each other after this again huh I kind of I hope that's not true I know but I just have a feeling but the chances are that but I want to say this I'll probably I'll probably I'd like to have you back on our podcast some time only that but it can you invite us to like a barbecue or party no strictly professional no would you comment I just think that if we weren't like we you know if we weren't in this

podcasting thing and we know we're busy with our own private lives but if you and I were like we lived in Indiana let's just say we lived in Muncie right and we worked at some sort of lumbering place right okay and you and I didn't podcast at all and you were still a Jew and I was still Korean right it doesn't matter you know we are who we are we are right then you and I after work we'd be like hey you want to get some bruski's you'll be like all right I think we're cut from the same block yes so but I think in because we are who we are that we're not gonna come do you guys want to have a barbecue sometime yeah so what

yeah invite why don't you have a barbecue sometime yeah I would love to we really was he doesn't like leaving the house ever yeah okay I'll toss an invite your way we just moved to a new house we got a pool we got a spa we got a barbecue if you have I see you I hate it it'd be weird but you know what we need buff yeah we have 60 people coming I guarantee we'll go okay 60 60 people that's what you need to be 30 whatever you know it is it's still a yeah yeah I do that or you can do 30 I can do 10 you know the 10 you know the 10 all my dad what are we doing time wise we're over an hour wow that's amazing

you know when we have good guess it the time flies does it not doesn't exist it doesn't exist time there have been many times I've done this podcast I go where we are we've done 15 minutes really do you cut it out when you ask you don't really leave it in because sometimes that's like yeah it can be like a vibe like come a thing now okay it's a thing I always have to know but the guest doesn't necessarily know it's a thing so you're like what time is it yeah yeah 50 minutes only 50 minutes in 45 minutes I love it so you you guys do generally do about an hour huh because he can sense it yeah I can sense an

hour yeah I think that's just how my incrementally I work well in like 40 50 minutes past that I start to I'm the same yeah and we like our last episode went on for three hours oh shit and for me that's like a night it was bad yeah you look up DM me wrap it up wrap it up who you with and he doesn't read it it was just us that week oh my god you three hours is you exactly we did a lot of work prepping the show I don't do any work but I like it's a different vibe and it's good in a different way when you just come in and have the conversation be natural it's different and it's better in a different way we

keep changing it sometimes we do that like no planning and this time we tried like I don't know more planning yeah but yeah we don't work well when we plan we don't yet we have he loves he thrives off of the chaotic nature of like or even the pressure of you know not knowing what the fuck we're gonna talk about although we have we've had to pause and where he's his he hasn't slept in two days so there's nothing coming through yeah but the thing is is this though is is that I don't care right because even when it's like chaotic and like it's weird and I got this people love it cuz that's what it is it's

organic no they like the rawness that's what we discovered when we stopped editing it but you guys don't let me ask you this or did you think that this is a good one or a bad one I enjoyed my time I thought this no what do you think I had fun did you think it's entertaining for people I think I'm gonna tell you this right now it's really good I'll tell you what I thought I just like when you came on our podcast that we have a wonderful natural dialogue you're a very funny guy you're quick and sometimes I'm not sometimes I don't even know what I'm saying we had a very view we had a wonderful natural yeah

that we're natural that's what I'm saying it was great but you were not a natural if we were in Nebraska we told these no no Indiana Muncie Muncie we are not say I totally I totally cut a hole but in LA no no no no but I can already imagine that the lumbar it's called Cliffs Cliffs lumbar right and it's got a red awning the building does right and it's got some sort of weird like a mill on the logo as a logo this is Cliffs right it's like a fantasy almost yeah and Cliff had I already can imagine it Cliff is dead but his kids like his legacy his legacy relives on and what do we do we

just hang out there and have a couple no we saw things we were there at the lumberyard we saw where you but we're gatherers we're not SARS no we don't know you know in modern day sawing I don't know why you have to be cool you have to wear goggles you press buttons yeah and then when the siren goes off you and I run away and then you know I mean Damien place Damien Cliff Damien got his arm chopped off and we do and I ran away and we got fired right and then we went to we look at some Bruce keys what's the brand of the Bruce key it's a local brand called it's Willie's Willie's and Willie's beer we love Willie

draft house and that's what the club is we go to Willie's draft house in an alternate universe is a beautiful loving friendship right and then you go hey I got some sheets at my house and you know we're a little drunk what do you think about that story I don't know but I'll go to your house I like sheets let's come over here my house all right so I go to the house I really love these great sheets but I'm gonna cut a hole in it yeah yeah just perfect size for my whole real and then what happens the next day is we don't talk to each other again no it ruins and you move away then we meet in LA do a podcast together what if they

googled it so at the end of our little thing here that we do you too is is that we do a thing called unhelpful advice and you know we you know people email us and we try to give them either I love that helpful unhelpful I want to steal that bit you can do whatever you want can I steal that yeah would you have a bit like that in yours well we have voicemails where people call in and leave a voicemail we and we play it but we get I feel like we want to do that we don't we don't just call people we actually call people you actually call people live yeah okay so that's what I think I feel like whenever we take

live calls it's kind of always a disaster so I was like hey what's your favorite color yeah like like he just leaves voicemails for people that's interesting I mean now are you which it's like a network like would you be a talk show host do you think or no like we've actually been having the opportunity to make our own show yeah but we passed why because I think that we are probably better off like managing ourselves I know and honestly I'm not I'm not a good writer I'm not I think I it was scary it was scary no you would have a staff correct yes right so you would come in and go I'm good at like

people throwing me ideas I go no yeah I like that you know I mean yeah so I'm not dumb I know what what my muscles are in comedy I'm not that much of a writer either I mean I've written things before but I would have you know three or four really funny you know creative guys and but the thing is is that I should think more like you do than the way I think about it because the thing is is that a lot of times I go out you know I'll go to a comedy club or I'll even go to a cafe or wherever it might be and people will walk up and go Tiger Belly and they'd say Nosotras papaya or things I say on the thing or you know

that George has a pink dick that's a thing that we do because he has a pink dick really yeah and or like have you seen it yes you've all seen it yeah what was that night like well it's a nightmare oh it tastes fun yeah yeah I nightmare because I don't want to see his day never did he was doing one of those jumping in the beach photos and that fell out it was a show it was a showcase yeah yeah yeah but the thing is that I should look at it look at it more like a day Adventist you look at your show h3 as the actual thing right it's the thing like I've arrived this is no I don't feel that I'm so confused

about what I do if I'm being honest I I'm perpetually unhappy and unsatisfied with it it's so funny because a couple days ago I get a call from Chris Delia hmm and Chris goes on should I do this h3 thing I go it's fucking amazing that's so cool thank you dude not oh you're not done you're just not only done I did not doing it for you yeah yeah it helps him yeah right but Delia was like I'm gonna do it has he done it yet no it's coming up right yeah but he's gonna do it right yeah yeah but my point is is that so you it's already you're if you're getting people to go I'm gonna do it mm-hmm I want to do it tell me about them and I'm getting those

calls then you've already it's you're already a thing that's really exciting it is you're a fucking thing already now that's great to hear but what I have to say is I have to say what I'm trying to twist it is I have to realize that Tiger Valley is also a thing yeah right and I'm always going how do I get the next thing right I do that too it's so annoying but it's annoying but I should already go I already have the thing it's like self-torture you can't you can't rest on your like we can't let ourselves be happy yeah it's always like that's oh this is great but this is already like not good enough they say it's always like they say who's

they it's a proverbial kind of thought that you know the people who are always not satisfied are the ones that are always pushing to higher ground right I come for myself with that because I'm always dissatisfied yeah I mean there's a level of like discontent but it's pretty good and healthy sure you've got to be at least yeah I have a little bit a little sad okay you know what that went well I was happy with that or else you're never ending really done yeah no I feel the same way I I swear to God I'm fucking I'm very depressed and miserable person I think I do think I think I'm clinically depressed at least you guys

have bought two barbecues we don't even do that we just sit in our whole we don't do that much we're not like out there flipping burgers every day it's like I only all I ever wanted was you're right I would been telling Kaila like why can't I get on a show I got on a show it gets picked up for a second season and people go hey congratulations I go oh yeah but you know I'm fifth lead or like I just say some sort of bullshit negative thing yeah yeah and it's like it's something that I've always wanted to do the thing is when it's so dumb and I hate that about human nature and about me when you become the guy that's like I'm so

fucking stoked I got this job there's something very unfunny about that right people who are like spiritually balanced or actualized or content they're never fucking funny never it's it almost seems so weird to me that I don't trust them oh you're satisfied with your job tell me about what's in your basement yeah bones human bones yeah you know I have a friend she always talks about like past life regressions and being like being as some type of spiritual leader and she does like hypnotized like hip she hypnotizes people and she seems so like seemingly balanced and perfect not only is she not

funny but if you met her in real life she's a fucking nutcase like you just feel like dude just stand at least ten feet away from me like you know don't point a knife in my direction she's scary but but is there is there a balance yeah there's some there's a there's a rare breed of I have some people who I know that are that do enjoy balance in their life but it's I have to tell you I think it's rare because I have a lot of friends and showbiz and I was just talking with them last week they're all fucking miserable it's never gonna end as basically we're sorry isn't that why Macaulay Culkin got out he's he had that

whole career but now he's going no he's back he's not Alan he just did Alan is he back in the show no no oh is he he was a trolling people I don't like it confused brothers out there no he's no he just did Ellen he just did Kimmel he is because he's promoting his podcast oh yeah he gets to go on Kimmel to promote a I don't know fucking asshole does that even help I feel like Kimmel like who are you talking to you know what I mean these people aren't podcast no they're not see that's another and how stressful is it to be on Kimmel I don't even think it's equivalent exchange I don't must pass on that because I'd be too stressed yeah

but here's another interesting thing that you just have done I wanted to end but we can't break the record if you go I'm not gonna break the record it's not that over hour 30 that's the record yeah yeah so what I'm saying is okay we're not breaking the record he won't give that to you powers but here's the ultimate thing that you just did but we're gonna this is the you know I'm not gonna even say what I was gonna say this is that it's so funny that you said that because there is a different group of people I'll give you an example I get Tiger belly ten times a day I get mad TV you know five times a day zero times

have I gotten splitting up together that's it come they got right and I go around no one's ever said anything I love the show yeah I love you on that right never right and so what I'm saying is is I know I look at the numbers and you know we got our opening week and we got eight million viewers that's all hell of a lot of people but these are people I'll never see what is it you know what that's what kind of frustrates me about what we do is because when we talk about something we'll have someone on the people really respond yeah it's a different vibe what do you mean exactly what I mean I guess is that the

connection with our audience is way more direct and way more profound yes so if somebody comes on to promote something I think they'll get way more out of it than Jimmy Kimmel with five million people right a million with us is worth I think way more than five million with Jimmy Kimmel and it's frustrating that people don't understand that because a lot of people like who the fuck like oh pot you know what I mean they they snub it's so funny because my numbers on the road I can see it ticket sales because I do live shows right and when we started this and I started doing age three on these other things that I do I tripled

the amount of my shows I sell out now that's before by doing all the other stuff zero that's great okay so that's true like it's so true nobody watching Jimmy Kimmel gives a fuck I don't know why it is but people are sitting at their computer they're listening they're connected but it's people on Jimmy Kimmel are sitting there with the fuck in their bed with the remote and they don't listen our stuff people choose to watch and something like Jimmy Kimmel you don't really that's a great fucking point nobody wants to wants to watch Jimmy Kimmel it's what's on there it's just there that's a great line

from Seinfeld they go they said when they're pitching the show they say why would anybody watch this in George goes because it's on TV Rodney King said we love each other forever but it's when you said that's interesting so what I'm saying is is that so at the end of the day and let me just close it all up by saying this what time is it a little more man question yeah I know it's gonna I want to get the record I wanted to ask you about starting Valley starting Valley you talked about starting Valley was a big hit on my podcast it was just talking about this

little game that had over 300,000 views and the people on the subreddit were going crazy they love all they were done I moved on I did two characters with stardew I I got $10 million or $15 million per character which means that I had all the wizard stuff like the towers and the golden the golden clock where it takes all the debris it just gets to the point where it's like I have so much money I don't even know I mean you can go to this casino and buy this statue from the sky which costs a million dollars but I had 15 of those I'd cost I spent like $15 million right oh my yeah and then you're in my kids are

running around and everything and then you just get to the point where you go oh I'm 47 and then I started playing this other game called Far Cry 5 intense I like that I never played loved it is the best one out of all is there ever a game you play it when you don't play after like five or ten or 15 hours and you're like oh no I'm 47 like what games don't make and part of the joy that's lost for me is that I'm like I always have this feeling like I should be doing something else even though I hate that I want to be in the moment and just enjoy the video games well you know I when Jordan Peele got that Oscar right I

thought to myself right this is a drill because he's the one that introduced me to video games yeah he's the one that introduced me to I remember going to the GameStop to get Morrowind right he's the one that goes you got to get that game because he's like in the RPGs and Bethesda so and then he stopped playing stopped smoking pot and in that now he's now you know he's a you know Academy Award winner right I'm I mean I even if I didn't play video games I would never be able to do what he does because right but my point is is that I could have achieved more but the pleasure that I get from it I'm always your I'm Oscar

outweighs an Oscar throw that off no I before when I was working at desk job a day job at 9 to 5 yeah I would come home and play video games and it was like that was my joy you know and I feel like that Joe is gone I don't know if it's because I'm depressed I don't know if it's because I maybe it's because I'm depressed I don't know but I feel like there's always a there's always like a sensor me that's like you should be doing something yeah and you know what that's a normal healthy thing I just don't have that I refuse to get it you know there's a balance I'm gonna play tonight I'll give a fuck what are you

gonna play tonight I started over with I finished Far Cry 5 and I started over with it I finished and it's a grindy game too did you play got a war I hate slashers he doesn't do PlayStation oh no you know I don't do PlayStation and I also don't I don't like slash them hack them stuff you know me I like it's very RPG though too I know it is okay that's great but I like I like Far Cry because um I should play Far Cry I like sneaking yeah I like taking my binoculars and scoping out a compound open world and finding out where everyone is right I like figure out how to get into the compound without anyone seeing

me right I like throwing rocks you can throw rocks stealth boy yeah when you throw a rock the characters go who's that I guess the coast is clear and so they'll go toward the rocks and sneak up behind them right and I got and I kill you get a satisfaction what's your favorite game of all time he's trying to show yeah my favorite game of all time I'm not the whole is the fallout is fallout I was wondering if you were a fallout guy which one though I really enjoyed the last one for yeah I never played four because everybody says oh it's just like three no it's not even I love fallout fall out and I skip the

whole fucking thing because everybody dissuaded me no fallout four is a master piece because it's not new Vegas it's way better because okay I'm gonna play it then I'll tell you why new Vegas is better than new Vegas because new Vegas there was no house right oh you like the house aspect I like building a house from ground up huh you could be too you can whatever what about the rest again I don't have all advice go ahead do what a dark one our relationship give me a dark one I'm helpful advice with Bobby whoa and h3 hey everyone my name is Matt and I'm 25 from Ontario Canada over the past ten years I've been dealing with

severe depression anxiety this caused me to be withdrawn and secluded even when I would like to go out and be active at one point it was so bad that I ended up losing a great job in telecommunications industry as well as my relationship with my single father because I simply couldn't find the motivation to even wake up and go to work I ended up becoming homeless for a short time before being approved for government assistance since then I found a home and after getting my father to one of the therapy sessions I've been attending he seemed to start to understand why I am the way I am even

though everything has seemed to have gotten better on the outside looking in I can tell you today I feel worse than when I was homeless damn every day seems to be worse than the last one I can't seem to shake the feeling off I have no motivation I have no sex drive I have no creativity I have no real hunger for anything this feeling has caused me to attempt to commit suicide about a month ago and I was wondering if any of you have dealt with similar feelings before what have you done to escape them I thought of looking for a girlfriend but I also don't want anyone to have do the right do the

relationship one again star again what do you think I can do to help move on and escape these feelings thanks for taking the time to read I think there's something else going on I think it did did he say he does drugs did he say that no drugs I feel like there's I mean I'm I don't know it does it literally reminds me of the introduction to Eckhart Tolles the power of now you know he was a guy who had no lust for life he was living in a one bedroom I think living in Canada as well it was cold he was sitting on a mattress and he's like yeah I'm done with life right and then he had a spiritual awakening at the

middle of the night and his life changed and he created the philosophy of I mean living in the moment is probably in the Sermon the mountain and whatnot but he that was his thing I think that reading that introduction and reading that book would help this person individual I can I just say it why got a sigh he got a sigh because you know it you know you sigh but let me just let me just kind of just give me a second okay you're flexing I don't know why but here's a quick let me just say what I want to say okay is the whole philosophy even in 12 step groups they say one day at a time but that's not what they mean what they mean

is live in the moment okay because most people walk around they live in the past and in the future what's gonna happen in the future and they worry about what happened in the past right and the thing is is that I used to have a sponsor named Dan right when I was 17 years old and used to step in front of me right and go and clap now here here here and he can you out of your head yeah right right here now now right and used to get me out of my thing you know a lot of the torment 99% of my torment is in my mind of course right yes I'm stuck in my head and I'm thinking about everything but being here right now in this present

moment and you you balk and you sigh baby okay but but what I'm saying is is that flex you're correct I just don't I think that if you're getting everything that you just said applies to most of the population but having been somebody who has been so deeply depressed and has attempted to take her own life that doesn't quite apply because I think that here's a person who is so just bereft of like every ounce of everything in his life I don't I think that he is explaining and describing somebody who is truly and chemically depressed and you can be the way I always used to feel was you could put surround me with

everybody that I love on the sunniest day of the year in Disneyland and if I'm feeling that pit of depression there's no getting me out of that and it's just that a chemical imbalance that's just keeping me down there irrationally well there's there's there's different levels to approaching depression like especially one that's severe right first of all the guy he has a desire to get better that's the first and most important thing he recognizes I'm sick there's no joy in my life and I want to get better so that's important he's still has hope Bobby is fucking snoozing no I'm listen this is how I listen you're

in deep yeah I'm here's actually wrap it up don't wrap it up no no no that's what it is so now just let me just say something before I'm not gonna say anything about this situation okay I heard everything you said I'm hearing everything you said but for me to not you know interrupt and really take in what you're saying I have to close my eyes and I pretend that I'm sleeping but don't take that an offense to it okay I'm gonna I'm gonna be like cuz I've been speaking mostly to you because we've been having a direct but when you're nodding off don't do it but then if I if I if I'm like look at your eyes if I'm

like this I won't be listening yeah close your eyes I'll close my eyes everything your sister start over so yeah so he's got a desire to get better that's first most important that's that's good he's still got the spark in him okay the thing is like when you're that depressed and you're that you have that you're that hopeless you you need to force yourself to do things like he's it's so easy to just get stuck in bed and be like I feel like shit and there's no fucking reason for me to get out of bed but on the other hand and his mind he knows that he's depressed and he hates that he doesn't want to get out of bed so what do you

need to do you know what you need to do you need to go out of bed you need to go for to apply for a job you need to go do your laundry or whatever it is you have to force yourself to do it because you know that's what you need to do even though you don't want to do it yeah you have to fake it you have to fake it and fake it and fake it that's you get your shit together but just by sheer force of will yeah I think that you do there is an element you have to sort of white knuckle yourself out of that and I had a really good therapist and I was in my teens and we used to do weekly contracts of things that I would force myself to

do and I think that really really helped I mean even things like something as simple as working out or even raising your you know your endorphins just a little bit of a battle and you went and you won that day yeah and I'm somebody who like lives with extreme anxiety like I don't think there's a minute in my life or like my palms aren't like sweating profusely or like you know I'm trying to like I always feel like I'm trying I feel like I have to get out of a situation that's always what my body feels like like even if it's something really pleasant like I feel like I have to flee and then was someone who's that

clinically depressed yeah chemically depressed you need you need help you professional help yeah and you need drugs drugs are there for people who they're really effective and and it helps people who really need it there's two types of people who are depressed there's people who are like circumstantially depressed and there's a couple things in their life that bothers them things about themselves that they want to approve and if you've tried all that stuff because most people in my opinion don't go through the effort of actually confronting all those things they don't like about themselves to get

out of that rut because it's easy it's it's much easier not to but if you've gone through the effort of doing all that stuff and you still are faking it and you're still depressed then that's when you do drugs yeah I agree but that car sold also really great book power of now right no a simple thing like that you never know what's gonna spark yeah one Japanese word I want to say Kamori oh yeah shut-ins yeah he could come worry I um that's my that is my that's how I feel what heaven would be like being a shut-in yes I don't want you think I want to communicate with people I'm a depressed guy myself you know I did

drugs like you know I you know I did everything I could to fill that hole inside me I fucking hate it my one of my biggest fantasies is to shoot heroin in a trailer in the desert and die true I mean that's what I want to do right but you know I have parents and my brother and people around me that love me and rely on me and I have to try you know I have to try to be a part of you know so I get I mean I'm probably not clinically depressed like this person that just emailed but you know I get you know what he's saying you know so you know I you think I want to read power on that you think I want to read self-help books you

think I want to go to an A meeting you think I want to do any of the things that I do to get out of you know but I don't but I have to but you're still right it might you know you might find something that like sparks you know a lot and try something but that but the part is being open like okay grab the book read it you have to be willing and desperate to find yes to find your answer I feel like or die or die I feel like the fact that even wrote this message and got to for us to answer it yeah is a really big and he was able to express it eloquently yeah when I am when I'm in that depressed mode I feel

like I would never even bring myself to write that message and send it so that's true that's a good well what a wonderful podcast how much the time it's very close to two hours and that yeah is that the record you're gonna cut it down there really isn't nothing about this podcast that I need to cut out there was that one part we used to drop the N word with like a hearty you guys should probably cut that that's not gonna be caught the nothing's about this pocket to be caught and I know you say that the pleasure was all mine thank you so much no I'm being real did you have a good time you or no I did great I love

there you didn't feel like you felt comfortable right sounds like I'm being sarcastic but like the first time we sat down I thought I had a wonderful time it's funny I felt the same way you know I felt like it flowed and I felt like nothing was forced and I tried to be boring myself and it came out organically this little tool that I learned from you powerful to be boring yeah and well I also learned that um Tiger Belly is the thing is that my foundation and that's another thing that I found out you know from you and I also found out that um you guys are cool you know so give them a round of applause

guys up if you want to promote aside from h3 no our dog Shredder dog Shredder is the best he's the cutest little guy you love I met Shredder yeah he's letters the best he's like life-changing a little guy he is no I just think I love I love every I love this I love this you guys rock thanks for having us here it's you guys gonna have kids yeah we're actually trying we talk about a little bit on the podcast that everyone around us is having kids and shit now babies and doing all this shit and it's just it's not happening for us yet but we're trying I'm gonna go squirting a cup soon yes I'm gonna freeze my eggs this

year oh really just in case yeah it seems average from what I've seen it's not like it's not like Elmer's glue it seems like you do like marshmallow style no it's thick as fuck like you could like me is that a compliment are you complimenting me I just feel like you have you know I can't tell that's a compliment but I think it is really thick condensed what's the theory he thinks that it somehow his works better I don't know what's your come look like really thick and very small baby dollop yeah I don't even think it could be measured in a cup but it's thick so it's basically what I'm saying it's potent

it's condensed it can dabble do you yeah but it's not you can see the white right I have a good ball I have good volume have your smelt your own come well I haven't I haven't like directly gone it up to my nose but like sometimes you'll jizz in a rag and you get you can smell it after it dries yet smells like um to me chlorine yeah yeah I find it to be a pleasant smell do you I don't like it at all when I smell that I'm like it smells like rock bottom if I'm being honest but I thought of the things that come out of your body right it's probably up there right that's true pleasant if I had the smell of all the

things that come out of my body that's the best like shit is probably the rock bottom shit yeah but I mean I don't you know I generally don't shit on the floor of my I understand what you ever shit and then look at it and go yeah yeah every time you have to love anyway sometimes I wipe too much I can't see it though you know what I did the other day you know what you know what happens to me that's that's cool I clenched it yeah like a pie like a shit and the other like a tip it wouldn't come out so basically I just had an open asshole with like a little bit of poop you grab it no you have to grab it you suck it

back in push it fine like so that's all the way out yeah and you grab it wait what did you do I look I grab yeah I wait for the next fucking the next time oh my god it becomes the front of the next human centipede imagine your asshole as a factory okay so I'm making Twinkies for instance right so one Twinkie is not fully formed right I stick it you know and then the tip the back end of that Twinkie the front end of the new but you can't you gotta suck it back in or you you're in or you're out there you go sometimes he's saying that it's still at the front of the next of the line yeah yeah it's not you need

to refrigerate it I'll tell you why I know it's not a back end because my underwear looks like from your ass you know how do you get fucking the skid mark I don't I do well saying is that it's not all the way back that's not what it is what it is it's a little bit open and there's still the tail end of the movie for fun it is uncomfortable I don't like it okay but that's how we're gonna end the podcast these baby wipes do I sometimes when I'm on the road I do but baby wipes sometimes I don't I let it hang you always end with a what it's becoming a moral problem of apparently the flushable baby wipes are not

flushable they're not they're lying to you what would they become kind of a big conflict in my life I'm being honest oh really because I'm a huge bait I love I live and die by the baby wipe do you do dry first and then baby wait at the end can't start wet otherwise your whole world is broken I'd start wet but anyway to which is on you start with what to say he uses paper towels to pay oh you go with paper towels he's slow-knotting right now how many times do you wipe on a single he needs traction I I'm gonna about to say something so truthful to you I'm gonna say something so truthful to you it's gonna boggle my minds no one

ever taught me how to do it and I think I'm doing it wrong I think I'm doing it wrong tell me about it yeah no wonder you know I do that I do that I do that I do that I always get chastised I do that too I was my balls in my dick and I cup like I don't cup I let it fucking I was right yeah that's a big no-no for girls especially well I don't have a vagina but you know what there was this one time allegedly first started dating where the ball smells a little bit like oh you know and that's when I I figured that he probably was a back to front why whoa anyway I'm not talking anymore okay and I tell I think I've had it's embarrassing yeah yeah what it's over in college one I had a girl

who was going down to me and she's like it's a little and I she was doing some ballwork yeah and she was like it's a little like spicy like what is that yeah and I was like I don't know I was stumped by it and then only years later did I realize I probably got a little shit on my balls and that was yeah let me ask you this I know can I ask you this what's more disturbing what's more disturbing if you're eating a girl out right and you smell poo or you smell blood poo is way worse well they're both bad don't get me wrong the blood is happened to me and it was it was horrible blood and poo you got it too

for she was dead that's why anyway I'm done yeah I can't you know five more minutes would have been exactly two oh we're done that's just like that oh that was a hard cut yeah guys will be right back usually just runs off wow what a great podcast what a long podcast I am so deeply in love with Illa record I often on the record let that be known that I think that she's my soul sister yeah there's so many things about her that I feel like oh shit yeah she's like my kind of girl more importantly you guys have the same watch you're the only person I've ever seen with that watch no that's crazy cuz I mean I know that

freestyle watches freestyle watches not a lot of people like wear them but not a lot of people wear this specific one yeah and you know you really got to kind of dig to find them so yeah I thought that was a real life connection there any show dates for Bobby Bobby will be at it will be in Seattle this weekend the 7th through the 9th and the fall next week at San Francisco punchline go to bobbyleelive.com for tickets great oh my god Kilbert what a wonderful cup you have in your hand oh this is just a tiger belly mug the first and only an exclusive mug that says nosotros papaya on it wow you're a lucky man to be

holding such a relic you should be on QPC maybe it's not a relic what a hair give me I need to be do better in my QVC moments yeah you're good you have a good QVC smile we have a matte black color in eternal bright green shade of my favorite color along with a beautiful little papaya drawn up by our artistic extraordinaire Gilbert Galon so please purchase the tiger belly mug when are they available Gil who knows just look at our social media hey with us who knows that's the fun of it right who knows what the tiger belly merch these are dope though oh but George what is that on your body

yum or yuck I would say this is the first time I would have to say yum George yeah not to your face but just to like you know your chest area and if you are on audio you got to jump on you got to jump on the social media or YouTube so you can see that what George and what I'm wearing which is a new shirt that will be coming out with yours truly supreme leader Bobby Lee when who knows it's tiger belly merch but soon but soon we still have to put in the order for the full version totally at least a couple we're not out we'll just stay soon who knows or maybe yeah yeah and then how is the puppy Mayday right

oh Printer Fritter you guys if you guys are interested in adopting check out the pictures on my latest Instagram post or you can go to at Mayday rescue and fill out an application for the little guy he's six weeks he's already weaned and he's the cutest little thing so do that oh I want to say one more thing because I'm not gonna do I still have time Bryce yes okay I did my really good friend Jeremiah Watkins podcast last week and it's called Jeremiah wonders and I might have said a little bit of a whole lot of bullshit on there but I wanted to help them out and promote his podcast so you guys please listen to that it's called

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