TigerBelly - Episode 156: Cricket & A Bat Wing

Episode Date: August 22, 2018

Bobo can’t chew and walk. Koloko, Gilbo, and PD are YesMen. We talk Spacey, Code of Hammurabi, and a fancy plague named after the King. Bonus Content on Mondays:http://patreon.com/tigerbelly Support us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Hey You Five four three two Crazy rich Asians coming to town for you and me Welcome Tiger. Oh, yes. Welcome to the episode of Tiger Belly. It's a shashay. Um, my name is Bobby What would you do in bit the baby is the intro right now? Let's start over. Let's start over. Yeah, go five four three five four three two

In your eyes your face No, no, no, no no no no no no no no, no, no good remix crazy rich Asians Do it again five four, three two Kong Da, da, da, da, da, da. It's nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Fuck it all man. It's like you know, I have to be Listen, I have to I support crazy rich Asians You know Thomas Lennon was here last week and he says that a rising tide makes all the ships go high

Something like that. Yeah, but when the ship is already sunk It doesn't go high and that's my ship. Why do you say your ship is sunk though? It's just I sunk it You're the Titanic. I sunk it three years ago, you know So a rising tide doesn't go high not all the ships go high. Yeah, the most of the holes some of them I'm hold if you're like in the bottom of the abyss, right? You're not coming up. I just can't stand these Asian heads like that fan. You know, I mean the posting nine Crazy rich Asian like he's on he's a part of it. Oh, I see. You know, I mean other Asians. Oh, it's good for us You watch Bob. I don't know. I don't watch shit yet. I'm working bitch

We're in Chinatown. Why is everyone talking like that? They all talk to me like that when that movie comes out, you know, I mean and I was at a table read today and it's a Warner Brothers movie Yeah, and so all the people from Warner Brothers are talking about it and I just stood up and I said nah Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, you guys don't even put me in it and then Saturday night I see Ken Jeong at the Laugh Factory do the show together and He's a friend I like him a lot. He's talented guy But he's just like, um, oh aquafina really likes you like out of nowhere. Yeah, and I want to say hey Chacha Chicha, I knew aquafina way before you bro. Yeah, yeah, I mean

My foot my foot and my feet and my fingers on the pulse America I was friends with her first. She was he was she was friends with her first. We had it. You said or et cetera You too, bro social media brother Years ago through social media. She just randomly started following me. I think through Aussar DVD ASA or something like that. Yeah, and then we just came, you know Ten pals. I went to David Cho's house. You hear about that. No, what happened? So David Cho goes on if you guys don't know who David Cho is then go fuck yourself because he's American sweetheart That's what I'm just calling him. He's America sweetheart. It's like Betty White. Yeah, and he he's apple pie and I'm machetes. Yep. Yeah, if you took apple pie, machetes and

Some sort of dumpling Commando. Yeah, my commandu. That's David Cho and Cho was like amen. Oh Let me do a portrait of you at my house. Yeah. Oh, right. So I picture that so do dog I was just like dude. He's like a talented artist, right? Yeah So I go I'm gonna zip on over to Koreatown and go to his house. I go in his house and He paints the first painting he does is a painting of a banana It's just a banana with silly the eyes. You're sitting there. Yeah, and I'm watching him do it. I go die me, bro

All right, American pie So then he goes is not working. I go sure ain't And he takes paint and he puts it all over my face into my ears. You saw the photo. It's on my Instagram And he's doing this while you're just sitting there sitting there. He's interviewing me for his own thing This paint on my arms my head in my pits. Yeah in my belly button everywhere, right? And then he goes, that's the piece I Go what dude? I want a painting It's like a hanging in my house. I I could be cool to say that's a David show that he painted of me, but I'm never gonna get that from him

Unless you want a banana with slanted eyes. Yeah, it's just still a David show piece still David show I guess equally a special equally a special and then I did that and then um and then we We renamed our dog. We talk about already. No, well, we have to let everyone know that This was another foster fail, but it wasn't my idea. It's 100% your idea And your fault Because as soon as you said we're gonna I swear to God he called it. Yeah, I swear to God We're gonna get rid of this one Right, and I'm like, we'll see such a gaslighter who me. Yeah, you alter like you alter

Reality and perception so much so And you believe it so deeply I'm Dr. Strange if you're that's what I have I'm a gaslighting Dr. Strange. Yeah, because I don't know how you're flipping this story because I was right about to hand them in fact the last time that I I I took Fritter who's now Julio, which was Iggy at one point. Yeah, it went from Fritter to Iggy's Julio I took him to his last Trial family and they kept him for four days Bobby had a

Meltdown and he said I cannot do this get the dog back. No, that's not what it. No That baby. No, what happened was it didn't work out and that's and we saw Julio again. I said That's it. That's six families. We brought it to five. Whatever. I was still willing I know but still what you but you have to know When it's not like The candy dip candy that you dip in the can't you know the dip them candies? You know, you can't give that stuff It's dogs are harder to give away is basically what I'm saying Yeah, but I just said that candy is just easy to either, you know, I do you know like Halloween, you know, yeah people just take it

That's what I meant to say. I don't know why I went to dip in candy Right, you should correct me when I'm talking You don't look you know what it is why I say shit like that and then you have a confused look on your face And then you don't say shit, bro. We're all yes, man. I don't want that anymore for a week So no, no, I really want confrontation. Yeah, and I really want no That's wrong. That's well, that's not true. It is one conference. Yes, I do. Let me tell you what happened yesterday. I Have always been Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Whatever you want. Yeah, finally. I snapped yesterday in the morning in the morning

What happened? Because he was talking about crazy rich Asians Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah, and I snapped and I was like, why do you think playing 17-hour So video games is gonna get you on crazy rich Asians because he and then my point was this was your response I said well, I we did call right When they were casting that movie. Yeah, I called we had discussions and the main thing was is that We don't want Koreans in it, you know, that that was the first no we want just Chinese Yeah, then I found out Ken was in it. Yeah, and then I was just like well, he's in it and I get but it's Ken and Then I'm like and then it just kind of disappeared, right?

So she's trying to listen. Well, we were talking about his life in general Here's the thing though. Okay. Let me just say this okay Yeah, this is this is why we I'm a yes. I'm back to being a yes. No, I want you to be confrontational No, there's no confrontation here. This is that because you're wrong That's why that's why you're wrong. She's wrong. I'm the interaction She's missing missing. That's where why you're at where you're at because of the video games But I think that I'm thinking to myself Okay, I do stand up every night. Yeah at all the clubs in LA. I'm on a network TV show

Mm-hmm. I have a great podcast tiger barely you're listening to it, right? Listen to it Yeah, at one point is that being a loser? No, who said you were a loser the only person No, you this is the problem with you you alternate between Every five minutes is I'm doing so good and then the moment set someone says yeah, you're doing good Oh my god, I should have been here. I should be I could be doing more. I could be doing that Yeah, that's the human condition, baby. Oh, so what I'm saying is that's but that's about being alive, baby Yeah, it's about it's about wanting and not wanting it's about knowing and not knowing it's about being slept and awoke Right because sometimes let me tell you my friends. I am the slept king in general and normal normal. Yeah, right

But sometimes I'm awoken Right and those are maybe the little pockets of space that because I'm around you 24 7 You're the old you're the more out of out of even growing up in my house. I Have looked at your face more than I looked at my parents face out of the 18 years. I lived with home. I Mean, I've never been so close to a face just physically to a face that big fat Filipino fucking cheeky face, right? I finally I've never seen a face more than hers Like her ever I know her smells. Yeah, her little tea bags. He leaves in the toilet Yeah

The little bloody teapags, you know, and I look down at it. You know what I do now I don't flush it I pee on it to do I do little contest so I do a little contest to see how red the thing can become That's fine. You don't wake up the blood clots I break up the blood colots and I observe and then I flush, you know what you call those You know what you call those in in Philippine. Well in Bessiah Well, you guys wouldn't know I can't believe I'm telling boys this We call them a pool up wall a pool. Yeah, because they're like little apples Well, no, I mean, but you guys wouldn't know what what it's like to actually lose your endometrial lining and let me tell

You sometimes it comes out in chunks and if you're saying ill fucking grow up. It comes out in massive chunks. Yeah so, um You know who's guest starring this week. I told you already wait. Are you're not allowed to say anything? I can't know you're not Absolutely not You can't say anything. Oh, I can't say who's on this industry long enough to know the rules Well, I didn't say no it's not no paperwork dog. No NDA here. No D. NDA. No, you're not a lot. Don't say it I do that though. They did. I you know when I was when I was in the dictator They they had a sky in a suit show up at my house with a form and said you have to sign this

Oh for that movie to not to talk about it. I thought it was like a marble movies No, at that time that movie was supposed to be secretive or whatever. Yeah, so I signed it All right. Well, I'm just I'm not gonna tell you who it is. It's cool though. No, so I'm not gonna say the name at all. Yeah, just I want to describe. Yeah, so and you guys can play a little game with me Yeah, the audience can play. Let's play a game. I'll play just if you listen to Tiger Billy You know that in the last year, I've been obsessed with the movie a Couple of movies just name a couple of them. So no, I'm not gonna even name the movies. Okay, all right, but and One of the movies I've been obsessed with the star of the movie is

Is guest starring on my show? I can say that. Yeah, I didn't say anybody I didn't say anything So this person is on set, but I don't have any scenes with her yet I have a scene with her Thursday him or him or her yet or just non gender, right? binary, right? Yeah, not binary not by not zeroes and then um But I've been on set watching her him or him and him Or him. I'm not good at that. I'm sir. I'm not that guy. I'm not good at this They they the alien. I just say it's an alien from no, no, no, hey, he's not. Yeah, he's not What do I say then? And anyways, you've been watching they on set. Yeah, they on set

And I can't get myself to meet this person. Did you introduce yourself to know but everyone's like she's he's so nice They so nice. They so nice. They so nice. They so nice and I go, I know, but they don't know me yet Yeah, but they see the show already. They know you're on the show. So they know you they for sure I mean, it's they seen the show to do the show, but they know they know Bobby Lee for sure I don't think they know Bobby Lee But so I've been watching they On set and I can't get myself because I'm gonna take a photo with they yeah, and when I do I can't post it until They are on the show actually. Yeah, but it's gonna be epic because I

Just love they I do and they so talented. Hey, yeah, and It's just it's it's it's because I was so obsessed with the movie You know, is they funny in movies or a drama in movies? They funny or both They funny, you know, they very talented something happened today Oh So, you know, I'm just tiger belly fans, you know, Papa sleepers sleepers, you know, Papa does his best And Papa, I'll be honest with you Papa don't know Papa don't know how to act really Papa he's been in stuff, you know, and I can do it if it's like broad and it's funny

But when it comes to like real acting Papa gets scared So today I Had to say this little chunk, you know fast Mm-hmm dialogue piece and I'm just all day, you know, just repeating it in my head over and over again And then I show up and the director goes. Oh, you're riding a bike in the scene while you're saying So I don't ride this bike in a circle and see all this stuff Oh, it's it's like chewing gum and fucking at this and what is that the term I can chew gum and fuck No, what is the term what is the term that they you chew gum and cook a walking? That's it

Yeah, the easiest thing on earth to do the walking. It's something it's something like that doing two things at one Well, yeah, yeah, I don't know. I forgot with this thing of this That's the other one Patrick hadn't rubbed your toe. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I meant to say Yeah, it's like fucking or chewing gum and fuck. Yeah Well, can you pump and chew at the same time? I don't know man Yeah Yeah, maybe you're right It makes it easier. Yeah, yeah, it's rhythmic. It makes it anything while chewing

I used to drink swim practice. He used to have gum in my mouth. Okay, Ben. Really? Yeah, could you um Suck a dick and ride a bike. Yeah, I could if it was propped up there. Yeah, that'd be easy What I could do that. I could do that. Yeah, I know you could say dick on the side or coming forward like this like Oh, what if they were like Three dicks, right? Oh, that's a lot. I can't even first of all what scenario are you on a bike when there's three dicks? It's a three dicks matrix the matrix five So wait that he tells you to ride the bike, right, maybe not riding the bike

Sucking dick. I'll have a sucking dick. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Don't be back to the monologue. Oh, sorry my bad Um, what about eating pussy and riding a bike? No, your eyes are closed. Most likely. Yeah, and you have to do why I love opening my eyes. Oh, I guess You open your eyes. It's weird. I love watching. Do you even blink? I don't know. I cry. I like crying Oh, it's a moisture. No, because I feel like I'm in a movie Why are you crying though? Because I just pretend I'm in a movie crying in a crying scene. Oh, like a dramatic Yeah, so I keep my eyes open. I'm crying. I'm eating pussy, right? I'm doing a little monologue in my head. Oh, wow That's a interesting indie. Yeah, check it out. Lemley

Lemley lemley features Um, let's not talk about stuff like that. Yeah, what you were saying that so you nailed it I don't know. I didn't nail it. I had to do it a 50 to 50 times Oh, well, it is another thing though. Here's another thing is is that what's also? I know people probably don't even like listening to me talking about it, but I'm gonna do it anyway Um, it's not the fact that you're doing it. It's the fact that people are standing It's the last scene and people are standing around going all right guy. Let's get it going so we can go home You feel the pressure of that, but you know Oliver Hudson. He's a good dude, man. I

love that guy, man and Yeah, I'm not gay or nothing like that but Anyway Wait, whoa kids leave it like that. What is out? Well the way you said Oliver Hudson. I'm gonna say I'm not gay Makes it sound like you did something. No, I'm just saying that I ain't gay dog But but dot dot dot That's exactly what you just all over. Oh, no, no, what you want in for not him specifically, but you know

There's a certain dot. There's certain guys and dots, you know, I mean they let's call them big again Yeah, you mean they which is like some Hollywood man in certain situations. Yeah, you might Do it life or death, right or just not even life of that. It's like maybe You know, are you asking for a hall pass for a gate to be gay? You're allowed What I think you know what we do is oh man, lady We need to update the the hall pass less because man and still suck dick sweetheart Have you guys updated your hall pass list? No, I have not Tony Thornbrough. I feel like it's not three years ago No, it's gotta be different. It's gotta be different. Wait, your hall pass was a male, too. No

But you know what it's weird, let me say something. Yeah, I keep watching there's this movie on HBO called The case against eight. Mm-hmm. It's a great documentary. It's a great documentary. It's about how they fought To to appeal proposition eight, you know, how you gays could get married in California And then all of a sudden there was a vote and they they'd prop eight and people voted on it and then they took away the rides and then George Bush's lawyer and Al Gore's lawyer, they got together and they fought it and they They repealed it. It's a really good documentary. I love like or you know other documentaries about when people fought to get HIV medication That's what documentary is that how to survive a play right? There's all the best documentaries. Yeah, there's I love the documentaries, you know and

There's something about and I'm being real There's something about their fight That I am kind of obsessed with you identify. Well, because they didn't necessarily the especially in How to survive a plague that documentary the government was not their ally they were not being helped in fact the government was actively working against a lot of these people who Had AIDS. Yeah So when you have that kind of uprising and you overturn something that big as big as the government and you're able to get

The medicine that you need in a faster time of the government would allow that is such like a very That's like that's a huge victory and it's really really Inspiring to watch something like I just like yeah, I like just oppressed groups fighting Right and then coming out of the You know some hope baby underdog story. Yeah, I love hope a baby Another thing that she showed me last night, which is the most grim is bullshit She this is what this lady does my girlfriend She'll she'll watch something on Facebook or see some you know, I mean black guy getting a pimple popped on his back

Right, and she'll be like chicken. Yeah, check it out. I don't like watching stuff that your wax being pulled out No, from someone's no, I don't like that. I don't like fly box flies being like pulled out of people's skin Is that why you leave red fucking teabags in the toilet? Condition me to like that shit Condition I can't stop watching anything everything like that But last night she's like look. Oh, no This is gonna tear you apart Like a what is it? She goes there was a I don't know a 12 year old boy 14 year old boy

about 80 years ago 70 years ago in South Carolina South Carolina. Yeah, that was accused of raping killing two little girls little girls and His trial was really quick Or his parents were like banned from the state. Yeah, they were asked to like leave the state leave the state and this fortuna boy He closed his Bible while he was being electrocuted. Yeah, his name is Benjamin Jimmerson Phillips. He was 14 and then recently Some activists were like basically unearthed his story and he you know, he was That's not true. I mean, I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to fight with you

Yeah, but I taught the we the people that work on my show that makeup artists. They're all African-American. Yeah So I was I was telling them my girlfriend, you know, show me this thing. Oh, yeah, that's that's they said her name Yeah, they all knew yeah, you know, yeah, but this kid um Was obviously innocent. Mm-hmm. He clutches Bible and then she goes Kaleila goes look at the photo She shows you photo. Yeah, but I told I know but before you didn't you thought that that was real Yeah, but it wasn't I know but she's like show me a photo of a fortuna boy in electric chair clutching his Bible crying She said this is the actual photo it fucking tore me apart And then we went on a whole thing of like we got to kill

No, we were like enraged oh toward white people for like an hour and then dissipated and then I liked white again Oh, well, that's how it works. Thank you. Thank you. That's why you're alive. You could have died. Yeah, no, but seriously like I You know, I know that Pull pot. There's a lot. It's been a little aged love. I get eating me. I know bro. I get it dude, right? Yeah I know that Every race can act horrendously But something about American history and the way you guys went all little kooky, you know back in the time Little cuckoo, right Thanksgiving. You know, it's like whoever's in power in the certain country

Can do a little cuckoo. So if you just go around any more part of the world say Yeah, but in a free country like America Yeah, I know we have a lot of I know no, no, no, no, I you know, I want to apologize We will I will I will I will do a new topic, but I want to do a little apology You're right, George. You're absolutely right And I want to say That every race can act a little crazy and you have a point there power when people get into power

although Yeah, but you know, it's like that and we've talked about that Chinese guy in Canada eating that kid on the bus Stop people. Yeah, people people do crazy things and We've had that other guy on what's his name from sword and scale. I like a buddha Michael Boudet He was a good one. He's a good guy and we've talked to him about it. And you know what what we all need to do Is we just all need to love We do we do don't you think yeah, right when you see a hobo Right, what do you normally do when you see a hobo?

You want to spit on them? Don't yeah? Nope No, I'm not done with this. Let me just finish. Let me just finish. But you know what I do Right I could do whatever you want with this get a sandwich Sometimes I give them five if I'm in the mood Have you seen me give 20s? I have every once in a while No, that's what I know. Well, I haven't well, I want to It's in your heart. I saw my heart, but I think the key word of the week is love man. Let's be real

Chest to chest, you know, mm-hmm. Let's be with each other Let's absorb each other's energies and juices and just go with it. Mm-hmm. You know, I love you George And now your people have done horrendous things, dude But let me say something my people as well. Mr. Ganders. No, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, but anyway, yeah, and that kid I don't know what happened, but That that african-american kid the 14 year old, you know Let's let a prayer and wishes for his uh Family, yeah, but he was proven innocent is what I was telling you and he said that's not true

What? Yeah, you like interrupted me. You're like the ladies at the thing. They said non non non I was like, how did he even know what I was gonna say? No, that's what I said. I said they knew about the case Yeah, but you and you no, they didn't say no no no They were like, you know, we know about that case. Well, I didn't say that he was double last night I did say that you know The the the list the amount of listening that I know that last night I did say just listen There's no absorption. There's no real feedback

You you interrupted me before I was gonna say before finishing my sentence. Go ahead. No, no Baby, I don't want to fight. I don't want to fight. What I was trying to say earlier was um activists were eventually able to You know Prove this kids innocence. Yeah, but before I could finish that you were like, no no no these ladies knew what I was talking I was like, what it had nothing to do with what I was saying and you just Shot down what I was gonna say. Did they prove it?

God, did they let me ask you something. Did they prove it? Yes, they did how? I don't know. They they just did. I didn't read the whole Wikipedia thing. Can we talk about this though? Yeah, go ahead What Kevin Spacey's movie did Friday night? He had a movie out. I don't know. Billionaires club, you know that? Oh, right, right, right. I saw that. I saw him You know how much it made? How much opening night? How much? I'm the guess what? 10 million I'll tell you He's a movie billionaires boys club. I think that's what it's called. I get actors in that Friday night

Opening night it made a hundred and twenty six dollars Are you for real? 126 Dollars I could find a hundred and twenty six dollars in my house right now That's insane. Hold on. There's a big people on that movie too. The other actors around them are like really good too. Yeah Oh, I feel bad. That's it. Why do you feel bad for who? Not for Kevin Spacey the other actors. They got yeah But it's also like um, yeah, Kevin Spacey is going to be in this Um, yeah, I don't want to do the movie then. Well, they had it

They probably agreed to it well before then because they had that kid Ansel Elgort from baby driver. They have Emma Roberts Oh, wow huge names. Yeah. Yeah, opening night made a hundred and twenty six dollars. Holy crap. There you go What do you mean? There you go. Don't be a pervy. Yeah, the box office decides It's no, babe. It's not a hundred twenty six six hundred eighteen What dollars for the weekend the opening weekend opening night. That's still shit Oh, what? Baby, that's killing the game Six hundred eighteen dollars opening night. It made a hundred twenty six dollars. Oh my god. That's and also all weekend

That's six hundred. Let's even show more shocking. You're right. It is a hundred twenty six dollars Yeah, we're opening night, right and two hundred eighty seven the first two days. Yeah. Oh my god, and let me see something right now It's over Right for Kevin Spacey. Do you think that proves it that is insane. Yeah, but do you what do you what can he do? There's nothing he can do right? It's over. Yeah, it's over But don't people like what about mel Gibson? It was everyone said it was over for him Then he's like having a resurgence 20 years later, but he wasn't violating um, young children

On true. No, that's a big. That's a huge thing. Yes And another thing is is that he was drunk And he he did a whole rant about the jews. Yeah, which is completely insane. Yeah, and wrong But he was drunk And I've said some crazy things drunk I've since say crazy things sober About pigmies and you miss the whole thing warms. I did that. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, um, but you there's nothing he can do right? No

Let me see if let's okay. Let me say something. Yeah, let's say you're a pr guy. Okay, and I'm Kevin Spacey Yep, and you I just hired you. Hey, I'd like to resign But you have to the opportunity. No, no, no try try see what would you you would do? Okay Oh, let's do let's reverse the world. I'm gonna try you try because I'll be Yeah, for me, I'd be like, let me try. I have to be Kevin Spacey. You have to be Kevin Spacey. So call me Uh, Johnny. Yeah, hold on. I have Bill Cosby on the other line. Hold on Right, I'll come on. Hey, what's up? I heard you're a specialist Hey, Kevin. What's up? What's up, man? Uh, so my movie tanked. Yeah, I know

But you know what? $126 that's money. I know you're being sarcastic. That's true. Sorry my bad, but uh, it was rough What's my next move? What's my next project? Well, listen, I being your publicist hit up Scorsese No Being your publicist we have to start from ground zero. Okay So, um, there's a couple of things we can do. The first option is Completely reconstructive surgery

Face off. Yeah, I mean you're gonna turn into like John Travolta. No, not John Travolta. You're gonna be Milado Do you want me to yeah, you're gonna be like a new Milado an older Half-black actor your name is going to be James Jones sound Jackson. You don't think I'll offend minority groups by No, you're going blackface. No, no one's gonna know we're changing your name. We're changing your name Your whole identity. So I'm no longer Kevin Spacey. Yeah, you have the skills Right and the voice of the voice. Yeah, someone's got to punch him in his like Voice box. Okay, forget that idea. Wait. I've seen Mission Impossible. They have that strip thing. Yeah, change your voice Or the second thing we can do is um, you literally have to do you literally have to

Disappear and do make amends That's the real thing stop and you know what? It's it's it's really as simple as this And if I was Kevin Spacey's friend, I would say The career is probably over Now we're fighting for your soul And you literally have to Number one stop the behavior. Hopefully he has and number two you do everything you can To make amends and to make right all the wrongs and a lot of people

that you harmed Aren't going to want to talk to you and at that point you're just going to have to pray That their heart opens up Because a lot of them you're going to lose just off the get go. You're not going to be able to do it But do everything you can to clean your side of the street Because at the end of the day No one has any sympathy for you. You made a lot of money

You know and you did a lot of harm and you used your power in the worst kind of way You have to save your fucking soul, dude All right, and I don't believe in god and when I say so I don't mean it in a religious context I mean your heart like your You know your spirit Because it's damaged And you're fucked if you don't because you're gonna die Why?

lonely miserable and empty That was a really good thing. That was actually really good. I was gonna actually gonna do that first. Yeah, or no Turn back to stop Blackface yeah, blackface it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's 126 dollars. It's like You're out. I mean, I'll be honest with you. No studio will touch that If you do one spot at the in the main room at the comedy store You make a hundred and fifty dollars

Yeah So basically like You open the main room at the comedy store on a Saturday night do 15 minutes You made more than than a movie It's like an opening night. How much our dog sitter makes in a day, right? You could do there's so many things you could Let's go. I mean all the things you could do Three shifts at mcdonald's. Can you make a hundred and twenty six dollars? Oh, yeah more

I think I have more right two shifts two shifts at mcdonald's. Yeah Yeah, yeah, minimal wages. Yeah one waiting job at a decent restaurant. You're gonna make more. Yeah This is insane. How much money does it cost to make that movie? I'm looking up right now It probably cost guess with all those eyelashes 30 million dollars 30 million dollars to make that That's like two brazilian waxes. Yeah, it was uh 15 million. Oh So it took it made they it cost 15 million to make the movie And it made a hundred six hundred dollars the opening weekend. I have a question. Yeah

Who's um, who's the brilliant person who decided that it would be a good idea to put his face in the front of The fucking movie posters. That's a very good point right there who thought that you know what he might still Weild some type of power here Let's just throw him in the freaking front of it all with a big kevin spacy right there Oh, if I was the producer, I would have called kevin and go listen Your name isn't going to be on the poster Your name is going to be barely on the opening credits when you have you, you know, I mean like three names Mm-hmm, and you'll be the third one and we're going to write it in israeli or something

In a different language Japanese Yeah, yeah, no because I mean Look, I Oh, they did Emma roberts has a massive following that kid ansel elgort has a massive following put just those two in front And then you would have made so much more money. Oh, they did that They kept his name though. I don't know why where not on the itunes one. It said kevin spacy Yeah, it has his name on it, but is his face there? No, but it would they could have just eliminated that completely

You know what I'm gonna do. I'd rather watch that movie than crazy I'm gonna buy tickets for that movie. Yeah, I'm rooting for that movie. Wow I'm kidding man. I'm god bless crazy rich Asians and all the people involved. Glad blessed that fan god bless, um everything man It's really good, man, you know We're blessed man

You need to stop being so goddamn salty Why sodium is good. Yeah, you just stop being salty I'm getting really into this game. No man's sky. I think it's destroying my life well An outsider's view is it? I am I am I aggress. I'm not aggressive toward you when he's playing. I don't scream I didn't say who's accusing you Very defensive

No, but like when I played destiny, right Violent I was very I would throw things scream and whatnot. Okay till six seven in the morning, right? This game is more exploratory so I In and I don't know two years ago people are like, this is the worst game ever made it refund. They refunded a lot of money It's a beautiful game dude. It's Oh la la It's um

so open You know, they have millions of planets and then you go to a planet. You're like Wow, this is really into you you observe the creatures on it You go into caverns and basically you're a scientist in it Yeah, and I've been really getting into star trek next generation. Oh my god guys If you want my list of star trek at the next generation to watch We've already talked about it the past three weeks. I'm just saying anyone wants to know I've been obsessed that plus no man's guy Yeah, with that combination also three weeks

I've been talking about that as well. I didn't talk about it with Thomas Lennon. Uh, I think the Patreon, what did Joe Rogan? Joe Rogan comes up to me and goes, I want you to do my podcast. Yeah, and then I'm like, yeah He's like, I'd really love you whenever I go, let's do it. Okay. I still haven't been on it. Why don't you follow up with him? Who am I supposed to text Joe and go? Hey, can I be I don't want to? Why why because I asked you I'm curious. Yeah, because I'll tell you why okay

Is is that people that do our podcast I asked them People yeah, and then they follow up Like not through me Um, I feel like I feel like Joe, you know, I've known Joe for 20 years. Yeah, I love Joe Rogan. He's the best Okay But there is he's an alpha male Okay, and I'm a coward false

Oh, I really am I really I literally am weak And I'm a I'm a follower You think you're sheep No, but like, you know But I've talked about this back in the tribe days when we lived in tribes. I'd be a gatherer for sure I'd be gathering shit that I don't even own You know me Yeah, people would be go hunting. Is that one of the gats? No

It's not a gatherer. That's a stealer. No stealing stealing gathering. It's not the same. It is the same thing. It's not No, listen the The people in the village would go out and they hunt, right? And I'd be weaving baskets with the women and making clogs and making sure that the haystacks are nice Interesting, right? And then I'd be gathering other things and every once in a while I gather other people's stuff because I'm so good at what I do So when they came come back from the hunt, they're like, hey dude, where's my water moccasins? I go, oh damn. I got it. Wait a water moccasin is a snake

It's not shoes Well, what if they have a fucking, hey bro, way back to my apartment. What if they have my snakes are gone? Who took my snakes? Who would have been a pet snake, a water musketeer, a snake? A water moccasin is a snake that's found in like the everglades, a swampy area. You could turn them into shoes Moccasins, it's just not water moccasins. Yeah, here's another thing. Okay. I've been thinking I've also been thinking about this This is that There is no time period in human civilization That I would have survived in

Any, any, any civilization where there's a plague, I'm the first one to get it I know it. Well, that's to be our poor person. No, I'll just be even if I was in a regal like situation I would just have blotches on my face And people are like, hey dude, what's going on? I go, I don't know and then I'd die and then they would name the disease after me We're gonna call it like lesionaire. Yeah. Yeah. He got the water moccasin disease Yeah Slep blotch. You got slept blotches blotches. Yeah And then like, um back one in the frontier days

Remember back in the frontier days when Abe Lincoln, right? I've been thinking about this. Um imagine having a family And then the nearest log cabin is five miles away So I have to hunt for the food right I would probably leave And come back with like a cricket and a bat wing

That's a hard to find. I know but that's like all I could get. It's a really good action and then when I get back home A new family's living there And I'm gonna be like, where are my kids? Am I? That was three years ago I Right and I'm like, oh for it. It took a bat wing and a cricket Right They'd be dead

So if you had to choose an era now No, and aside from today. Oh aside from today. Aside from today actually nothing before or nothing after um 1900 Nothing after night. I don't I would have to can I be born in a certain regal family? I guess you can you can choose. Well, then I would be like in the Ming dynasty and I would be like a king He'd be emperor for sure. Yeah, but if I had to be a common person uh, what society?

Um Probably I would probably live on an island like that an island like an island kind of a society I know but what's happening like have mammals, um, you know evolved and live on land now Are you still like You know what I mean prehistoric. Are you like? No, because you don't have to follow when humans actually You can be anytime if there were no other humans I would be dead because I would need other people to do the work for me Oh

Right, so I would probably be a part of a society clan Where they all know that I'm the retarded one Like he ain't gonna do nothing right and because they love me so much. They still feed me And I could still roam with them. I would say roam. Yeah, I would roam, you know, the wilderness with them or whatever But I would be the last guy, you know, I mean, I would be a problem for everybody. I think Yeah, you Clila Maybe like ancient messa potamia, of course Treasure fucking treasure hunter. Maybe when like the Code of Hammurabi was first written

You know the first set of laws I would have liked to been like inject my own like, hey, can this be a law? Like some absurd thing, you know interesting interesting Making a law I would love to be in America. If I was a white guy, I would love to create laws Or be in the room when they were coming up with it, you know, oh, okay Like consensual age, somebody said 18. I would be like lower What was that senatorly

It's 17. Why not 17? but it's You're you're right though, I feel like that age thing is really sort of like arbitrary It's arbitrary. Yeah, and it it differs so much the way we value age in America is so different to How we value other countries see age. It's like as soon as you menstruate Yeah, like you Some cultures think that you ought to get pregnant. I mean, that's a little fucking ancient sound to start and scary To think of because a 12 year old or some girls get their periods at 10 9 even

Yeah, I've been around kids Okay Thank you No, I I don't know why why can't I even say that Without it sounding creepy because I we all know you've been around kids, but you announced right? I know I'm man. I'm just letting you know Okay

And all the people out there listening, right? Thank you. The papa's been around children Don't say papa's been around. Yeah. Yeah. Papa's been around children And in my head And this is true Right. They're so annoying, right? And they're just so and they're and I just can't I'm very like even the kids on my show, right I like I did a scene with van Crosby the boy on the show

Last night. I love the kid. He's so eccentric and so smart And I just like, you know, I mean, but in my head You know, I don't I I'm editing in my head and I'm I'm going you can't say that you can't say that and um So in my head, I don't know how anybody You know over the age Of 20 even thinks about, you know, I mean Hitting on a kid or whatever. Yeah, it's pinophilia is a really it's so weird and creepy and weird

The way I explain it is probably just like a part of their brain must be missing. It's just something so Yo, you see a kid you go. That's a kid. I cannot fathom ever feeling attracted to A child so I imagine it must be some kind of disease Like a disease you can't I don't know. It doesn't I don't know. Yeah, I mean if like if I had a show Like to catch a predator

But it was like my kids in the show. Yeah, and dudes were coming over I would probably just kill them Beat them up. Yeah, I find that to be just insane I'll go crazy. I'll get steve involved What do you mean like bring him with you? Yeah, my brother would go crazy Rage town you go rage out. Yeah. Wait, am I am I crossing in the kind of line? No, why no because everyone in the room right now Because I'm talking about kids And this kind of topic

No, I know but everyone in the room right now is thinking that I'm going to see something Outlanders and insane and it isn't an important appropriate talking about what we're talking about What the fuck is your problem? I'm the innocent human being. I'm a good guy. I know papa papa's around kids. We know That's always around children. He's always been around kids. Yeah, that's it Yeah, I just um It's it's insane the human depravity You know and thank god for laws and you know why let's make it 18. Keep it 18

18's good. It's 18's great Drinking 21. Bump it up to 35. I'm not afraid to get 35. Actually no sex before 35 till near menopause What are you doing, man? Your dog keeps eating my scab. It's painful. Why don't you wear socks, dude? No, it's on my knee now She likes this because you put coconut oil on it, right? Yeah. Yeah dogs like coconut oil There's no way we're at We are though We are yeah, what are we at? We're at a little over 50. We've been over 50

It just turned. Oh, I was scared. I was gonna have to kill some dead air here. No, I was like bombay beach You know, it's a pedo community out there. Have you heard have you heard of bombay beach? I'd love you to kill air some air. Hey, actually, you know what? Why don't we spend the next 10 minutes? Just interviewing george about in his entire life everything. It's very interesting. When is the last time you poop george? Yeah, I don't give a fuck though I mean, when did I poop last time? When I see you this morning. Yeah this morning. I don't give a fuck. I love the word gleeful It's something. It's a good word. Yeah the pravati. Let's just ask him anyways, babe

I feel like the world wants to get to know george kim a little better. Oh, can I say something really quick? No, no, it's a good thing. It's just funny that so Me and george met in pasadena and then we met up with cindy for lunch after our meeting over there And after we were done eating cindy goes Is it just mirrors he's like really white? I lost my god. She loves you. It's just that I could I never thought she would say anything like that because she's so like Is it just because my voice sounds like every black comedian's impression of a white guy? I think so Write that down. Yeah, write that down

Are you testing it? I was tested it two times ago, and then it didn't get any laughs. It just gotta write that down. Yeah, really great A great response. Hey george, where have you been writing this down and why have you been writing stand-ups? Oh, shut up gilbert. Stop trying to set me up. What have you been doing on the weekends? Been writing some stand-ups. Hold on george. So are we um, do you have a girlfriend? Oh, no, I know. Are you dating a lot? When was the last time you got your dick wet? god damn it Uh

Babe ask him questions. I can't I don't give a fuck. I want to know come on george. Let me know. All right. Let me ask Yes, let me ask. What's recently you have to be specific. You're on the hot seat here Uh, saturday, but it's been a while before that was it somebody um, what's her name? What's her full name her age? It was a bumble girl. Do you still? Oh just rando. Do you still love jessica? Just imagine. Do you still love jessica? Everyone in the room imagine george's penis erect No, just listen

Right And he's got a girl in the bed. She gets naked. Yeah, I love it. Right and he's slowly, you know creep I don't know how he does it his approach Maybe kisses the thighs to get to the bad. I don't want to know. I know that's what I'm saying All right, but look at his face and then sticking and then he's sticking his ugly ass pink penis On the edge of a woman's entrance and sliding it in. Yep, and then him going oh Like making that noise right and he palms and she and she has to pretend she likes it So she has to go oh

Feels good or whatever Right and then him going i'm gonna come I mean oh Oh that thought of him coming and then imagine his face His face turns all red Right the veins under his eyelids pop out, right? And you know in its face is vibrating, right? It goes Like that. Oh, oh my god, your face doesn't look that much better either

Can I show you guys what bobby's face looks like? What? Do you want it to or no? Yeah, really? Yeah, do it. It's It's a good japanese noodle commercial Always it's like when I this is the worst podcast we've ever done Just because of that just because we have to listen to the whole thing I also I also think we should just get to the questions and maybe do a couple. Yeah. Yeah two actually Okay, good go ahead and helpful advice with all right kalilah and george coming think about his erect penis

second city right there Hey bo bob kalilah gilbets and pink dick long time fan here from australia. Sorry if the question is too long Four years ago when I was 19 some guys crashed my friend's party destroyed the house and assaulted people When the cops came I managed to get them to leave without violence afterwards. They waited for me and six of them jumped me I'm breaking my nose and sending me to the hospital I knew who the main instigator was but it was unable to press charges My nose is still crooked and I have held a grudge against him ever since I have been training jiu-jitsu for six years and I am a blue belt as I entered class last night

I noticed the same guy who broke my nose was starting his first lesson Since I've been unable to let go of my grudge. I really want to wrestle him and be rough slash hurt him Hoping it will give him some closure and give me some closure and stop him from stop me from reliving that night No, I could beat him But I also know this is kind of immoral in an unrelated incident He also threatened my sister and I know he's still all around terrible person He also has no idea who I am so he wouldn't know why I'm acting this way toward him My question is should I go through the my plan in the hopes it will damage his ego?

Or should I let it go an assault rose papaya to you all so the light to my friend sleeps Um, I'd like to tell you something That rage that you have and that resentment keep it It's it's a weapon And I wouldn't bring it up, you know, but I also You know wouldn't treat him the way I would know a normal human being Right. I'd give him the stink eye. I'd be kind of cold with him And just being overall

I don't even know what he looks like now with the guy if you could definitely beat him now I don't know man You know No, no, he fucked up his nose now. It looks like Owen Wilson's nose Yeah, but this guy's a martial artist. He's a blue belt he Well, you one of the things that like you learn is you know, it's not all about defense and discipline You're not using it's not The opposite of what they say it's not

The cobra. No, they only say that's a little suburban kids can join. Let's let's play this out Let's play this out. You heard you let's say you happen to spar with him. Yeah, right? Let's say you you really really impose your weight on him and you fucking just crack his clavicle Just something that minor and then he's like, wow, this guy's really good. He walks away injured Um What do you get out of that? How does that mend? How does that mend your broken nose? How does that mend the fact that he's already harassed your sister? How does it how are you so certain that that it's going to change him as a person?

Sometimes people can get beat multiple times and they'll never fucking change Ari Shafiro when he beat me up He hated me right And he always said the last couple years I saw him after that that if I hope you die You know, I can pee on your grave Okay Now if I had died he would definitely pee on my grave at that point The pleasure of peeing on one's enemy's grave

There's not a better pleasure in the world. You've done this. No, I'm just saying I can only I can only imagine All right, so what I'm saying is is that what is the peeing? It's not going to sink seep into the soil into the casket and you know, I mean the but it's just the act of it Feels pleasurable. Wow. You're so different than me So what I would do to the guy is this okay? This is the real thing and I'm going to go back to what I would say to kevin spacey be real Remember the kevin spacey thing where I said about you know me you gotta We all remember you guys remember, right? So I would I would just be completely a complete asshole

right And eventually he might say Hey, man, did I wrong you in some way? And I go I would point to my nose. I go you did this to my nose Okay He's like, I don't remember. Yeah, you jumped me at that party And then he's gonna go. Oh, yeah And I'm gonna be like my bad man. It was a long time ago. Yeah, I know but my nose is still like this

And someone's gonna pay How about we just grab lunch? I'm really sorry. No, no Okay, you're gonna go blind. This is my first class. You're literally a bluebell. All right. It says discipline and then I would go I love you So if there was confrontation, I don't know I don't know how to answer that This guy just sounds dick though. Like I feel like physically can't do it. But if I was a big man Well, this person writing it seems like a really Cool headed chill dude with common sense

the person that he That who broke his nose seems like a an awful individual I think I would steer clear from him all together not get caught up in that person's negative activity Vibe whatever and just move on with my life What are you doing? I like your feet um yeah, because I some you know like like I said like who's

Who's to say even if you beat him up Bloody that he's even gonna change or he's not even gonna retaliate feel the need to retaliate even more and harass your sister even more They're just some young fucking dumbass dudes like that who just want trouble So I would say you're not going to be the teacher Just stay clear. I don't Koreans are really into revenge. Look at our movies. I know all revenge You know, I mean, I don't know why but there's just something that's not real life I know it's not real, but I just like the idea of revenge But it's not healthy. You're right. Hey, dude. Why would you give him a hug?

You could this guy could land in jail. Yeah, you're a good guy. Give him a hug be play the better guy And go hey or just pull him aside and go listen a couple years ago You know, you jumped me and your buddies at a party and my nose is all fucked up. That's fine I just want to let you know that I'm completely over it and um You know, I'm bummed that you did that but um, I forgive you Something to that is everyone happy or that or like, hey, dude, you did this to me Do better like I don't know where you are in your life right now, but you need to do better And stop harassing myself. I would say just one roll around and give him

Give it to him even get him a choke. Just hold a little bit longer and say I forgive you as he's passing out Well, that's what I'm saying. That's thank you. Yeah, see that's I feel like it's a healthy compromise Kiss him while he's passing out. Yeah, but don't like What I'm gonna pull his pants off Wait, what? What's going on? Give me another one. Uh, this is a female sleeper. Hi everyone I'm a recent sleeper and I would like to say that I've been binging your podcast all summer. I'm 21 and never dated before I really believe in loving yourself first before dating, which is why I've been single But lately I've been trying to get a relationship. I've been mostly on dating apps and have been burned pretty bad every time

I'm losing the courage to put myself out there and also becoming depressed because I feel like I've put in 100 When the guy treats me like the toy like a toy. He throws away once he's done playing I really admire the relationship kolyla and bobby have and I hope by you laughing You know what? It's so fucked up that you wouldn't even like laugh like that. I like a hyena too. Yeah. Yeah I want to hyena laugh during that And uh, that's mustafa right there and I hope to find that Uh, I hope to find that diamond in the rough too. What advice do you have uh for me as I try to find the bobby for me And how do I get over the other guys? I don't know why that's funny

She did odd or didn't even give me a chance. How does she find her bobby? How does she get over the guys that didn't give her a chance? Um, I think that you should really stop and consider what a bobby is Because it could potentially be life-ending it could if you're somebody who is very strong minded

and very patient And um has a very high threshold for emotional pain Then I would say find a bobby But if you're not those things, I would steer the land I don't know. I don't know what your personality is like. So it's hard to say Baby lady. Can I just can I finish? Can I finish? I

The reason you and I work Is because I can't work with anybody else. I've been with guys who've been great partners But didn't have that same Level of difficulty that you provide Is that sentence structure? No, you have to understand You have to understand that I am an athlete. I still operate like an athlete if there's no hurdle If there's no obstacle if there's no level of difficulty for my 10 meter dive or my three meter dive I

I'm not able to perform at my optimal level You have to tell me that something is difficult in order for me to want to Even attempt it with my full heart. Wow debate team. Wow. Shut up. But bobby gives me The resistance when I say something he makes my fucking hair fall out of my head And I like that because I don't if you're a doormat I know it sounds really it sounds fucked up, but it's what I need in my life I need someone Fucked up and he needs someone fucked up like me

It's it just works. But for her this thing might not be good for you You might even call it emotional abuse But that's what I'm into L is full Look at me Bobby does that make sense Uh, so how do you find what you're looking for on these dating apps? Uh, yeah, that's uh Um on these oh, I don't know how these dating apps are now. I think that tender is garbage, right?

Except he found your Bobby. Yeah, but that was at the beginning of tender when there was still real talent there True Now it's just kind of a throwaway It is a hookup app. It's not a relationship. I think hinge. I think hinge is better, right? Hinge and he's bum. I was a long time ago. So bumble. I don't know. I'm so out of it I wouldn't know but I know some friends who use hinge and they feel like the guys there are more serious. It seems That they're really it's like it's like a match.com. But less formal maybe Babe, what's going on? I'm just listening. He's about he's powering up listening

So, um, I have a hold of this girl 21 She's young and you know at the end of the day It's trial and error trial and error and you might find the guy right away. She wants her Bobby Right, but that it to get you you need skin You need a thick skin thick skin And the thick skin doesn't happen overnight. It takes Years Because I'm difficult

I mean, I'm difficult in many ways, but I'm I'm also a lottery ticket. Yeah, I I agree. Yeah, I think because I'm um special in that way as well um So I don't know what to say because there's only one of me So you can't find her Bobby, right? And um I'm a demon in the rough And also what works for us in our relationship might not necessarily work for another relationship this type of openness and candor Yeah, we need the way we talk about what therapy. I think you guys try it yet. I think maybe

Um, we do I am I don't think I'm fine Wow So quick You see how he's like a rapid. That's a really that's a really cool sticker right there Hey, I have there's one more question that I actually Okay, go ahead. Hold up. Um, this is from Anthony and it says dear tiger belly My name is Tony. I'm 25 and my girlfriend and I have been together for almost six years a year ago We decided to get a little puppy who has brought nothing but joy into our lives

Now before pita that's the name of the puppy pita We would fuck all the time, but now with her. It's very complicated We have a very small one room apartment and no matter where we try to hide She finds us or we'll cry and go nuts if we lock her in other areas of the apartment the same exact thing We went through my question is with you guys with you guys Loving dogs so much. What do you guys do to keep them peacefully away while you do your business? We go to Hawaii We go to Hawaii It's true. It's so true. We have three. Okay. If I hug

Kalilah the dogs go crazy the dogs go ape shit in what way like in barking not even bark growling barking They go ape shit and you know being having six animals in the small of a space Um, it definitely affects everything when I and I you know when we went on vacation To Hawaii I said to myself This is our time and it was I started getting back in the groove of her But that's why I'm trying to find a bigger place So that um white tilting your head bro

You said in the groove of her So you're sexual Yeah And that's what I meant to say So while you tilting your head like I because I understood the word in my valley's George. Yeah Like kudos. I'll rip you dude. Just just watch your fucking watch your back dude. I'll rip you Okay The fuck's your problem right now dog. That's some beef George

Anyway, um, we don't have the answer tony. We're trying to figure it out ourselves tony. It's difficult And um You might have to find a bigger place I didn't think that's better like great. If you only have one dog I've definitely seen amateur porn where people are fucking enters a dog. Yeah, but some dogs are very, um chill about it They'll just sit and watch other dogs or um want to participate not participate But they think that bobby is doing something to me. Yeah Yeah, that's they want to they want to protect me. So they they bark at him and you knew who willy tyler lester is

willy and tyler and willy tyler and lester were One of the first kind of big ventriloquists in america willy tyler is this kind African-american man, he must be 70 something that back in the day He was on every tv show and willy tyler is Imagine sesame street

And that black guy that's in sesame street. He's that guy just completely kind and Innocent and his stand-up with tyler. I mean lester is just cute and there's nothing But he told me one day that when he makes love to women Lester's at the edge of the bed He puts a lester at the edge of the bed and when he's humping lester, you know what I mean? One separate does it mean? He needs it. He needs lester to be there. What?

I don't know why just that just that ended my mind Anyway, take that with you All right, get a pop it. Yeah, get a pop it Um, that was a weird podcast if you know what I worked all day. I'm tired and I don't know. I don't know You know long days at a long day. I don't know but But hopefully you liked it Hopefully you won't have to edit too much out of it. I think that other stuff that I was saying was fine Okay, but listen to what who knows who knows if you're listening to this listen to it. God bless you. Take care. Goodbye

Any shows for bobby club? No No more shows retired. Bob is retired If you want bobby to show you call those comedy clubs Does that upset you that I said what I said? No, I loved it. It was great. It was great. Okay, because sometimes when we win this. Yeah, you're fine Sometimes when I I say some things like that like people are like, why is she with him? Oh my god, they don't understand You guys don't get it, babe. You don't understand this love. They don't get it. The challenge. She's an athlete. All right

challenge uh, george any uh announcements any shoutouts that we need to do for anybody No, I just read the text I gave you and I'm okay. Uh, not an idea Uh Hey guys, thank you. Listen to the pot make it look natural Um guys, make sure you follow us on instagram at tiger belly on twitter at that tiger belly Emails any questions or unhelpful advice at the tiger belly at gmail.com and if you haven't already we're ready two episodes deep into the patreon So make sure so you subscribe. It's only five dollars, but if you're legit

It's 20 dollars if you're more legit than that and you want bobby to say your name on this podcast to become a real papaya 100 bucks. No or just show up and you can see that. Oh, sorry, but okay. So the mark is gross now gilbert. That sounds so gross Check out our patreon. I was like, why is george looking at me? Uh, kalilah, where can we follow you at calamity k. George, where can we follow you? Uh, george underscore kamala on instagram and you look up for everything else bobby lee bobby lee live Hey Prime members you can listen to tiger belly ad free on amazon music

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