TigerBelly - Episode 166: Steebeeweebee & Monotone Bob

Episode Date: October 31, 2018

Bobo regresses. Steebee progresses. Koloko gets hacked. We talk haunted mazes, a traffic incident, Red Dead Redemption, and Doctor Choi.Bonus content every Monday:https://www.patreon.com/TigerBellySupport us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery plus Sit down and talk about But there's that's politics it's not because he's not good hitting golden he's a little bit older now He's got that wrestling technique. You don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. He's a wrestling legend He's a wrestling legend. I'm gonna say this right now. I'm gonna say this right now I'm the host of the show I'm the host of your show and I'm your brother and I'm older and I respect that talk over me right now I have to start I have to start all I start from the beginning. Okay, but you have to check your attitude before

Kirby should be fine with the cats. Oh, yeah, okay Oh Calm down. Okay, do the countdown Five four. That's it. Stop there Welcome to another episode of Tiger belly Tiger belly is a podcast that I started with my beautiful princess Kalilah and it is her birthday this week. So give her a round of applause for that

She's gonna be 27 years old November 1st young 21 and she looks 22 Yeah, she does look at my neck skin. I know the 18 18 Her vagina 12 Yeah, it's great, babe What do you know what it's 12 year-old I'm so kidding with George. George. You gotta edit that out. I

Know you do what I don't have to edit that out. It's just a joke. I don't have to edit it out. No, I'm not Don't talk when I'm talking I haven't introduced you yet. You're you're my older brother I respect you. I know I just say you're this is my thing. So just we're not editing that out. Okay Beautiful girlfriend tiger belly. It's a podcast. We learn things from here. There's sciences, you know We learn about social and endeavors The things that are going on in the world But mainly we talk about nonsense I am your host

The reason I'm doing the podcast like this without any singing and all that stuff is because On-line people have say I've been saying that I'm annoying my laugh is a little too cackly People can handle me and only in small doses. I've been reading that on Twitter. So I'm starting my podcast this way I'm not gonna do any of the things that are annoying. You're gonna be monotone Bob Monotone Bob right now. I'm not gonna laugh cackle. I'm gonna be confrontational I might stand a couple of times, but I'm gonna be more of a mediator here. All right We've got Gilbert Galone. We got George. I'm a very good friend. My white friend, white nothing George Kim

Monotone Bob still thinks you're white. Yeah. Yeah. Monotone Bob. That doesn't change. You're white nothing. You are George you're just one of those guys like you know how you you go to the museum or you look at some history book and stuff and you see like These are coal miners from 1890, right? And there's like 30 40 guys just sitting on top of a hill Yeah, he's just one of those guys like dead in the eyes. No, it's just like who it's like That's a matter. He was just there. Yeah, but they matter Individually they do but as a cold they don't and they you know We got his the price, you know the poet I call him a poet. I call him a journeyman He is my

Magellan because he's an explorer of Filipino killed Magellan la pu la pu killed Magellan and that's right there hierarchy And that's right there. So just know who your boss is. Okay, you know who your boss Gilbert and I We will kill you We have You know a guest here that I Didn't know we're gonna have today We were gonna have somebody else, but that's somebody fell out due to a busy schedule and

We have somebody that I've known for 44 years 44 years 44 years. I've known that 32 years. No, that's 34 is it 32 or 44. Yeah, you're not 32 Look at my skin Yeah, all right, he's 32 sure Then I'm 35 am I 35 look at my skin 38 I'll give you 32 that full of mustache. All right fine. So I'll 38 so we've got my brother You really are a reverse aging when you pop when you poked your head through the door to talk to me

Yeah, I was like holy shit. Yeah, you are you look younger? Yeah the last time I saw you your life She says the right things Yeah, you are um You're Benjamin Bob Bolton. I love it. You do right? I love life Shut up. I fuck up about life. I want to first up making amends. I haven't introduced you. You fuck before you do that I want to make apology. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Kalilah. I'm sorry for bringing Kirby It was not mindful for me to check with you first. It's fine. I won't do it again. It's fine You know what that is right? We know what I call that ten years of sobriety

Mm-hmm. Give him a round of applause. I thought we just celebrated ten years of sobriety Yeah, well wait old Steve. How would he have done? Old Steve was a fuck her Kirby stays and all that stuff. No No, no, no, I realized I had a part in it. I should have that was really your attitude that bugged me. It was his He you know what kind of I love this guy so much his life's good. I love him so much His life's good. Good life man. Yeah, financially stable. Yeah He needs like therapy or he needs to start going to more meetings. No, let me say something I'm monotone Bob right now. Yeah, right, but you don't want me. I'm like the hawk there. What do you mean? What do you mean?

Wait, no, I'm not I'm just saying I'm doing I don't know I know but monotone Bob, right? If you're enraged him enough he turns into regular Bob. Oh, all right. So right now monotone Bob I'm there's veins sticking out of monotone's Bob's face. Yeah, he's turning a little green But not fully green and I haven't grown. So let me say something. What the fuck do you mean by that? No, I think it would help you though. Yeah, what's wrong with I have no anger You want to talk about anger Dr. Who? Korean yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, I feel like that's perfect. He probably understands the Korean family dynamics and the rage

Yes, he and he used to yeah, and he uh, yeah, he's he understands the Asian. Yeah, can I say this though right now? Yeah, and I'm not Just between you and me, right? I'm not gonna say nothing. I swear to God. I'm not and I'm not I'm just saying that You could talk about dr. Troy all you want. I could say a couple of things right now to get you back I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna tell you right now dude right now Look at me right now, right? I have a couple of words. I could say I know I know you back Into a rage mode I'm just telling you that I have the tools. I know you oh well Yeah, let's I know you just as well. I already know. Hey guys quick fucking rewind the last time we all did a podcast

You put him in the red zone, and I don't want that I know we're not doing that right now. I'm just letting you know. Yeah, that's there. I know how your brain works I know what you're like, you're like Bain. Whoa, you call me what Bain Bain? You know what you're like what penguin? Yeah Yeah, oh, yeah, you're the penguin did I always thought he was the creepiest of all villains. Yeah till to this day Anyone really good to see you Really, thanks for doing it Steven Lee is my guest here on Pataga Bella. Really good to see you. Okay. Yeah, I'm fine

I'm fine. This is fine. I'm fine, too. I do I know who doesn't need therapy You don't need it. Yeah David so Look at me right now dude look at me right now. Who's the healthiest guy you've ever met in your life not you but You don't know I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it though, right? But you do need to go to more me. No, no, no, who doesn't need who doesn't need to go to more meeting At least once or twice. Okay, that's good. That's fine. That's fair Once or twice congrats on ten years

Okay, all right, so Who's Ben Askren Ben Askren is I don't fuck do you not know you don't know He's a grappling wizard. Oh, yeah, there's a wizard. He's one's a couple NCA a division one wrestling titles Was it Wyoming? Is it did he go to why can you look that up Gilbert? Yeah, you know, Montana We don't really walkie something like Midwest. So, I mean, I remember they used to call him the fro Yeah, and the stands he they'd have like the fro. Okay, get a fro and he was a so what you're saying to me is this Ben the UFC has acquired Ben Askren There's a never gave him a chance Dana always hated on him. Why where's he from though? Because Ben's style is kind of like

Hubs Habib style. Yeah, but it Dana Dana still hasn't blocked on on Social media. That's what I heard Something about him. I think bothers Dana. Why so what is what they're saying? They're saying it's his fighting style his grappling style because he doesn't take a lot of damage He could take you down in any position. No, but why would you block somebody? Yeah? So Ben Askren is gonna come to the UFC and you're so I'm very happy about it I believe in you brother Right, yeah, I think he could I think he could take Habib or give him a I think he could take him down

I think that it would be really fun Once but can I just say this so that couldn't cut it in the UFC they go to Bellator Like who you're talking about like Rory who could have very well been no Rory was great top five forever I know but Rory could not be champion Okay, so I also another another guy that there's another guy that I just saw that's in Bellator Which is that one dude that fought Anderson Silva. He's a white guy. He's a Republican. I know he's Chailson He's pretty chill sounds like 45 years. That's my point. Why my point is is that when they're old and they're trying to do it

Yeah, they go to Bellator. He has a show at Ariel. All right. All right. This guy Ben Askren. All right I'm gonna believe what you say, but when when when he fights the first one, he's gonna fight somebody in the top five He might fight Ferguson I Think he could do fairly well. You think that he can beat Ferguson So that's kind of a hard question cuz he's been out of the well then that we all Steve is saying is that you can't Account him and he for sure has skills I can't wait for the moment when he play I'm gonna go I'm gonna have a party when he fights an Askren party

We're having an Askren party. I'm gonna sit next to my brother Steve and in between my girlfriend and my brother I'm gonna put my arms around them and we're gonna watch him fight and let me say something if he fees as good as you say is I'm gonna get on my hands and knees, right? And I'll stay there for an hour. You heard it first at Tiger Bell I'm with you Steve by the way I will I'll be in my hands and knees for an hour and I will beg for your forgiveness I just remember that night Conor vs. Habib. He drove me home and he was saying he didn't like the outcome and I'm like What's wrong? What's going on? He's like cuz he was saying it's not fair because it's like Someone having a superpower, but then I thought about it. It's like Conor had the same thing his superpowers is left, right?

But he was saying that it's really not fair because no one it's like this Unstoppable, you know super that no one could stop, but that's a part of the game, dude You know, that's like his okay. Congratulations to the ten years I'm so happy for you. Okay. Okay. I think that as you're progressing to be as you're progressing to be a better human being I find that your brother is regressing They tell you about what happened over the weekend. No, I would like to know no what what is you're gonna say? What happened this does anyone know what happened over the weekend? Oh, does it okay? What are you gonna say before we even get a guy might stop you the biggest thing?

All right. Well, I'm stopping you what that does has no business in in this podcast anymore I feel like it's my right to tell this story. It's my story to tell guess why what you guys I didn't fucking put your poop in a doggy bag. Didn't I whoa? It's my story now as if I have to do the cleanup. It's my story to tell I Have to know the story Tell us Bobby Your story you tell So I get a phone call. I get a phone call. He's coming home from from Warner Brothers

And he had a frantic phone call. He's like baby That's not that's not something so bad. Just happy. Oh, yeah, he went to Terry Which is great food on Melrose. No, there's a new one on And I get a phone call. He's like, babe Something really bad just happened in my head the first thing is like, oh my god. He's finally run over somebody and And like that's what I because it was driving. Yeah, cuz he's a while Dude his driving is insane. Yeah, so then I was like shit. What happened He's like, I need help. I'm downstairs in the garage and there's poo everywhere

And I'm like, how is there poo everywhere It turns out that he was on the freeway on route to come home Stuck in traffic couldn't make it out of the exit pulled over into the side of the freeway Climbed over into the backseat and took shit in the backseat My dad was driving, he's driving this van because he'd put his merchandise in it And then he was on some kind of freeway or highway And he couldn't stop either, but he did it on a paper plate at least He did it right on the scene

Disgusting man, and then he comes he comes running up there You're a goddamn animal man You need help, bro. And can I tell you what happened? He's a afterwards. He's a beast So he tells He comes up and I see his butt as he's what runs into the bathroom and it's just diarrhea all over his pants So then I'm thinking he couldn't even take his fucking pants off. It's his health You know what I mean? No, we need to talk about his pants and then into the car seat and then I said fine. Listen to this Steve

And then and then I said, okay fine. I'll take it to the car wash in the morning But I was like, you know what I'm not gonna do it. I'm gonna have Jenna do it Because you know Jenna needs the money and I saw it's older You better give her five hundred dollars. She came in and a hazmat suit. She came. I swear to God. She came in fully suited up And but then he goes it was $50 Fifty it was 50 And then he said he said I tried to I tried to clean it with a spray as best as I could So Jenna should be fine dry. So Jenna basically had

But then that's not the worst part on the way there On the way there Jenna checked the back seat because she was like something smells really bad Are you sure that he clean it with spray and she goes back there and there's two big turds That kind of just roll have been rolling around in the back seat camouflage into the yeah, so she then has to She then had she calls me. She's like, oh my god I don't know what to do, but there's still pool rolling around back there and So I she had to pick it up. She had to use her hands. She had to raw hand it I'm worried about his health

There's so he's gonna get a colonoscopy. There's so much meat Korean barbecue and just meat I know his body. I am his brother I believe you know now that you said I'm his little brother. Yeah, he's got so much just stored meat Bulgogi and steak and cuz he eats so good We need to get him like flushed out. Okay, let me tell you my point of view. Okay, okay So when you told me to clean the car I went down there, all right I cleaned the driver's seat because when I climbed back in those shit all over drivers

Yeah, and when I look back there, right? it looked like Just the back in the day during Vietnam just like, you know You know just a war zone. Mm-hmm. There's shit all over the place and I just thought to myself And she did it thank you Jenna, but then here's I went to the store though That night Right and the shit was still back there the poop. Yeah, and the you know We have a lot guy at the comedy store. Mm-hmm, and he walks in the car and he goes

Dude, it smells like shit in here. I got there is right And he just left my car there the whole night in one spot He had to maneuver all the cars around my car. He wouldn't drive it. They wouldn't drive it. Yeah. Yeah So if you don't want people to drive your car, that's a good way to do it You know, I mean and then also on top of it. Um, I'll tell you I'll tell you my point of view on the incident Okay, yeah, so when I think you could have went out this is listen listen to what I what now can you listen to my point of view? All right

So when I was at Terries, which is delicious by the way, I want to order. I ordered just a chicken tinga No, you have super nachos. No, I don't have super nachos in a quesadilla. I ate it and I I was I left the Restaurant and then in my head. I'm like, oh fuck. I I she I order her a salad Hmm, right. So I ran back in I had already bought it. I could you have the salad that I said to go They go yeah, and as soon as he grabbed I'm like this food I'd get to get this to Kalila Because my little baby honey is starving. Oh, he's gonna put it on me. No, I'm not gonna put it on you Right baby, honey, but then when I was walking out of the building. I this is what I heard

All right, that wasn't even a fart. That was my stomach. Oh damn That was your stomach. Yeah. Yeah, that wasn't even a fart. I farted inside my body Yeah, have you ever done that? It's just yeah, I've sucked one. I've sucked one. Yeah in my body And it a little sweat and I was like, what do I do now? This is as an adult you have these questions Should I get in the car and just fucking drive home? Right. Or should I just go to the bathroom here? What about going to Terry at Terry? Yeah, it was in Terry still Why don't you just go use your bathroom because she had it in her salad. I would why but it was also I also just say gotta just say this it wasn't fully like oh, I can shit right now

I just feel like brewing up. Yeah, right for the record, baby, honey could have waited I know I know for a salad. I know okay, so when you pulled over no, no, she got it wrong Okay So I'm not even on the freeway Okay, I'm like kind of like where you know where Highland is but this is like five o'clock. That's packed. It's packed Right, and it won't move and all of us and whoop. I fell the fart. That's a fart Nothing came out just fart. No, but it was like, you know how the that was like that my opening act Like my opening act was strong

Yeah, and right then I thought the middle act was gonna go up No, but the headliner was there You'd have time to prepare. Yeah. Yeah, there's no middle act. No shark. No, it was boop, and then the head stuck out Right like that. I don't hold like that right out solid and I go where's the middle act Yeah, I mean a couple more farts. There's no middle act, right? So he needs to go up now the headliner He needs to be diarrhea or was it makes me even angrier the fact that it wasn't diarrhea It means that it wasn't that urgent. It was urgent. Are you out of your mind? It was so urgent And let me just say this right now. Did you see the back of my it was of did I show this show?

It's why it was a variety show. Oh, well not just and right. It wasn't just stand up It was there was water, you mean there was like, you know, I mean some other thing that magic the combo Magic show, right? So I pull over to a residential area and there's construction happening on my right side and there's you know How those gigantic construction? Trash containers the gigantic ones I pull right behind there and I jump in the back seat I pull my pants down and I you know all over Okay, and the the beginning of it was the solid part, but the end I'm telling you right now as Jesus as my witness. It was a liquid show

Like oh like Cirque du Soleil. Yeah, it was Cirque du Soleil Okay And I felt like killing myself God the smell must have been horrific. It was horrific But he still brought up my salad with a truck full of shit in his butt He came home and there's poo everywhere, but he had a salad at one hand clean dedicated. Yeah, dedicated He haven't done that ever huh? I've done it all the time. I've just seen me poo on houses Yeah on house walls like he will actually just bend over shoot it like point his butt at a wall and spray

She stopped me do that and on someone's like gardenia. Yeah We need a doctor. We gotta fix it. Maybe maybe not. I mean his health man, you know, no, I'm serious Yeah, like you're being real serious. I'm being serious. So you let me ask you something. What do you think it's going on with me? your diet It's all meat. You think I eat all meat. No veggies. No. Hmm. That's interesting. It's potato vegetable Yes, it is I eat that too. I'm just saying you because you have so much money you make a good living Okay, you could eat Korean everyone listening. I do okay. Thank you. You you could I'm no crystal Yeah, I'll take that I know you could afford eating out. He could afford eating out all the time, right?

Uh-huh. I don't he doesn't go to like suplantation does he How is sluplantation like the healthy spot? Veggies You know, I mean veggies. What did I eat yesterday meat? I did eat me Smoky yesterday. Yeah, so yesterday woke up and your little Filipino nieces will sing with us Juliana great, yeah, she's great and So I took her to Warner Brothers and I go, let's go to the smoke house is right next to it

Mm-hmm, and I had a prime rib so good. Yeah, right? You did. Yeah, but I had fried zucchini. Yeah, right fried He likes fried stuff. Yeah, but zucchini deep fried like that. It's not healthy, sweetie It they totally just eliminates the outer part is unhealthy, but the inner part is healthy No, it's not you've already taken away all like deep frying it takes away all of the good stuff Oh Anyway, then what else did I have then we had the artichoke the grilled artichoke that was good This is all at the same place. Yeah, the same place So I had a primary and then a ton of garlic bread the last night. I had

Basanova, I had a fried chicken patty fried fried fried snow was a chicken like, you know fried Yeah, she can fry deep-fried deep-fried with batter fries. That's my concern is these you guys are doing well He's doing well. That's the only thing that could take him down is his health That's why I don't go out to eat with you guys anymore So we're not gonna eat after this because I just can't we got a we got a guess. I got a did they text back Yeah, I have a episode. I have to text, but I can't afford you to eat it as indulgently as him So I don't go out to eat with him I just make my own food at home because that shit's not healthy. Could he do the intermittent intermittent fasting

Do you know what he actually does it? I was doing it every Sunday. I would not eat for 24 hours kill That's his that's not his problem because he actually won't eat for 16 hours, but in those eight hours He eats real pure garbage like what I won't eat 12 hours and I'll eat a fat burger with fried egg and chili Yeah, then my body goes crazy and then straight into like a strawberry shortcake and then I go right to sleep So that stuff is in my body when I'm sleeping. Yeah, he actually has a big meal before sleep. Yeah Mm-hmm. It's not good guys. Yeah, it's not good and um, you know, it's very concerning Is he sleeping okay? No today. He slept at like 10 o'clock in the morning in the morning

Yeah, and I have a 10 o'clock on a call time tomorrow morning, too. Oh gosh. I mean, yeah, he's self-sabotaging I I mean, do you what time do you go to sleep? Um, like one two to three. That's better. What are you doing? Oh, you're playing Red Dead Redemption, which I want to talk about Okay, that's what right segue. What a great you're a professional All right, gilly. You've been playing Red Dead. I have let's one word. What it's a grind It's not only a grind Here's the thing about video games is that when you play a video game you still want it to feel like a video game

But they made it so real the way he moves the way he walks If he grabs and bow and arrow from his saddle, it just takes 40 seconds, you know, it's realistic It's realistic Then you got a you're with a group of people you have kids in your in your camp. What's the story about? It's basically you're following a gang. You're in a gang, but I'm gonna talk about this gang in a second. Okay, so you have to You have to you know, you have to contribute to the gang to either bring over dear meat And are you already you're hunting? Yeah. Yeah, Gil you honey. Yeah, I know your favorite Here's the number one thing is is that this isn't the late 18 1800s and

I want it to be historically accurate. Everything else is accurate except for the gang The gang's not there's three black guys in the gang and a full-blown Mexican and the half American Indian half black guy Yeah, okay, the Mexican guy, right? Like he's just it's it's like you can't you're not it would be back in the day You weren't able to walk into a bar with just four black guys, you know, I mean in the 1800s Well, you want the the whole thing to be just like pure way No, you can have them in there, but put put them in the back of the line or you know, I mean something more historically accurate Yeah, but like you might that's not psychologically healthy either too like

Especially if you're the person playing Go back and live at a time where people are inferior to you. Oh, that's right. That's not good for children That's true. And then and there you go. That's all I needed an explanation Where are like the Chinese people during that time period? Well, we were there. We were building the railroads railroads And we had also opium dens a single we've never seen a single Chinese so far No Another thing about the put at least some Asians in there too, right? But the game though when you walk into a town, it's living and breathing. I mean, I walk how good their graphics

I mean, it's not even just good. It's like I walked to a It was a store, you know, like a general store and there was like five guys Just one guy leaning against the wall some guys sitting on a thing, you know, and it just it looked so real The way he opens a door. It's not like he just opens it like he would open a door Yeah, like it's everything is so real. How are the weapons and the mods and Steve? What I fucking get to it, man. Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry Jesus Another good thing about the game is is that the weather system? Oh, yeah

The wind the way the trees sway you could just feel it, you know It's it's just gorgeous and it's one of those things where if you're a gamer, you just have to play it Mm-hmm. It's just they spent what take five years on it. I'll be more than that. Honestly. Yeah I mean it you can it's on the screen Everything about it the detail. I mean that You I don't know how anything works Did the little symbols on the bottom really teach you they don't teach you enough yet to figure it out real life like real life I mean, there's one guy. There wasn't one poor guy and murdered on by a river with a bone error with bone area

Oh, it's an open world like that. Yeah, and I accidentally did it. He was like hey, buddy Come here. I want to show you something and you should kill them and I had my bow and arrow and and if you plus left trigger If you don't have a thing you can start a dialogue But I had a weapon so I pressed left trigger and I go hey like this, right? And he goes anybody and he shot me right and then I put my bow and arrow right through his neck Oh, he dies and all of a sudden little symbol says that you know, I mean that because I guess karma. Oh, yeah Yeah, that's in there. Yeah, that's in there. Yeah, it's like it's like Westworld. You're the bad guy or the good Yeah, yeah, it really are animals you can hunt. Oh my god

It's it's not only that the way they die the animals. It's really so so it takes forever They you know, I mean they stumble for a while, right? They fall and they're still breathing put them out of their misery You can put them on their misery. Yeah, and then skinning them takes about 10 minutes. It's you yet to open up The car. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's almost two realist, but it is a masterpiece. You haven't done. You'll never play it, right? Well, the reason being is I played the crap out of the first one I and then I was telling you I was playing the games within the games like poker and then there's arts Yeah, yeah, and I I just know I know I know me. I know the darts. Yeah, I did all that

I did all of it, but I know me as I will just lose myself in that all right So but you so what your point of view though is is that? You don't want to play Red Dead Redemption because you don't want to play video games for that long But last night. What time did you play till? Me and Griffin played till like 34 in the morning. Yeah. What are you guys starting? We did we did like this one. Yeah, well, I could ween off destiny That's the reason you can't you can't come to your house. You're playing. Oh, no, I could quit No, no, I could quit it. The reason why you won't play Red Dead Redemption

It's not because of the fact that you don't want to be playing video games is because you don't want you want to you Don't want to stop playing destiny Damn it, my Twitter won't stop going off because of your bullshit What happened? She was taking a shower and He does this all the time. He always goes through my phone and then all of a sudden I go back to my phone I'm like, why do I have a hundred fifty notifications famous and then here's what I go on my Twitter Apparently I tweeted my boyfriend's cum tastes like pumpkin spice in life yum yum bye My boyfriend Bobby Lee has a penis. I call magic Jesus flesh thick. It's so very yum yum bye

And then the third one is yum yum Just yum yum And then the other was my vagina is huge and stinky My boyfriend Bobby Lee has the biggest penis my boyfriend Bobby Lee like life Yum yum no yummy Have you you know how many followers I just lost Lock your phone lady like four hundred put a passcode in there

You know, man. Have you ever done that to Bobby's phone? Never? I would never do that But how long you guys been together now five? Yeah Beautiful beautiful years. I mean no apparently it just we never get past the hacking When's the next what's the next step? none Why there is why does there have to be a next step? Getting a house. That's a big step right next up And also next step would be the fans of tiger belly to watch the splitting up together on ABC at 930 because it's about to get canceled

So everybody who's watching coming up together on ABC Monday night Tuesday night Tuesday That's because you keep at 9 p.m. 9 30 9 30 p.m Yeah, I mean, you know what the thing is is that I you know, I love the show. I really do we went to the set yesterday I love the people of Jen. I love all I love everyone on it. I Like working but there's just some some things in life. I think it's a good show. I just yeah You know in some things in life, you can't control and that's one of the things I just can't control and it's driving me crazy There's nothing I can do and Kalilah assures me that why are you smiling and what are you doing? No, no, no I just I started

Why do you zone out just now? I don't know. I just zoned out. Have you eaten today? No, yeah, but you do you've been doing that I mean you've been doing that You've been doing it for 34 years. No, no, no, all right 32 years. Oh, we love Ridge wallet You ever Ridge wallet? No. Oh, we need to get Steve one I think we have one. Yeah, we do have one for you. That's right here. Oh, don't give the Titanium's mine Thank you. Wow. So the camera that so check it out If you guys are looking for top Of the line if you're looking for a top of the line wallet go to the Ridge. Yeah Ridge wallet. It's

But would you you're not gonna use it, right? State of the art Metallic and I tell you why it's good Steve. Huh? Come here. Okay See this right here this titanium, right? Yeah, you know people through your leather wallet can read your information on it, right? Right, they can scan it read it, right? Yeah, this has the blockage thing anti-theft Yeah, is this a money clip one too? Might be there's a money clip in the back where you push your cash

It really is a slick beautiful wallet, and it's yours to have and it's yours to have But I work he has a leather one that he uses. Are you gonna use this? Yeah? No, look That's not just zone that he just zoned out and he's lying. No, I will that's what he does when he lies No, I don't know look at me. I very good. Thank you Steve. It's very good Steve. You know, thank you Are you guys doing Halloween this year you and I don't know I think we're gonna go spend Halloween with our nieces go trick-or-treating. Are you guys we saw superior last night? I know you're against it. That's right. Let me tell you something. It was There's a scene in that movie. I don't want to give out the spoilers the spoilers, but you'll never be the same

It's a it's a dance recital. It's a dancing and you will have never seen a scene like that on on the The screen it's so cryptic and scary You'll cringe. Yeah. Yeah, but go check dude. Is that what one through ten? What do you give it eight point eight point five in a point? Yeah, it's scary. Yeah, I mean, it's not only that it's like hereditary Yeah, you have to there's different um acts so you have to really pay attention. I thought it was about witches There's like I was just about but it goes deep it goes deep. Yeah, is it better than hereditary? It's hard to compare the two, but it's probably the way it shot is beautiful. It like it takes place in Germany and You know Cold War era and it's just shot so beautifully

Acting is amazing. You know how you were like it looks like a cross between black swan and rosemary's baby Did you exactly that? Yeah, and it's exactly that Tom York does the um dude the music Yeah, Tom York is amazing. The music is amazing in it. Please watch it. It's that good Yeah, there's a scene in there. You will not be I'm telling you you will not be the same You'll watch it and you'll look at Bob like what the hell is going on? This is crazy. Oh, but what do you give haunting on Hill House Netflix? Oh, he's done. He's done for I mean I forgot I forgot I forgot you're on four. That's where is that? Yeah, you're on four. Yeah, I forgot. I thought you finished it. What do you give it so far love the ring?

I like Luke's yeah, yeah, yeah that that character that that's until five No Luke story is for it is yeah the hat man. Yeah, the hat man Yeah, that's the last one. I saw number five is bent necklady. Yeah, I haven't seen that. That's Nelly's Who's the bent necklady? Yeah, yeah, why are you laughing wait turn red episode eight my team too, you know Be on my side. Yeah. Yeah But you know I love the series man It's that scene you know what you have to admit though this though the scariest scene is it when the two sisters are in the car No, hold on. He's not there yet. I'm not there yet

Okay, try to catch him baby. I don't know but what do you give it so far the right? Out of ten. Yeah 8.6 so everything's an 8.5 to you well a spirit spirulina was an 8.5 Spirulina was 8.5. Yeah, hell house is 8.5 as well Hill house Hill house. Yeah 8.6 8.6. So you give it a point above you have to because it's 10 hours long I love it. It's great. So far. I love the story I like the the dynamic with the family members like the history of the house. Yeah, it's really kind of just sad It's heartbreaking. Yeah, how would happen to all of the siblings? It's just a sad story

I like how each episode was thus far is focusing on a four was it the four It will I think I think you I think you'd be very I think you'd be surprised. Yeah. Yeah It's gonna be great. Yeah, so you have something to look forward to the watch. Yeah, I might do that with I'm on a Halloween Halloween watch all of them. Yeah. Yeah, I can't get her to um You can finish that we were on episode 10 and we've been trying to watch the last one for a while Cuz I'm rewatching how many episodes are there ten? Oh, there's ten. So we've we're done. You didn't know that no I'm just going one episode at a time. Yeah one through you go one through ten Correct for yeah four was good for it was very good. The last one you get the very last one. Yeah, are you watching it Gilbert?

Yeah, okay. Why cuz red dead? Okay. Yeah red dead is consuming you not limiting myself Yeah, I'm gonna play a red dead as well tonight. Um, are we supposed to we're supposed to go to Halloween horror night? Oh, I went to not scary form. Can I give you my review? Yeah Not scary form for to celebrate my 10th year of sobriety It was amazing, but one thing The actors there's actors that scare you within they they're a little bit too much What do you mean like extra? Oh my they get this close. Yeah, I mean, there's a clown area where there's just okay So there's actors within the mazes. There's ten different mazes or nine different mazes and they all have their own themes

The first one was the depths or whatever. There's different themes There's actors in there But then there's also actors that walk around the amusement park to scare you and there's different themes within the park But there's one section where there's all clowns like there's a clown. That was wearing like stilts And there's and then but the clowns had metal some kind of metal thing blade thing where they would skid like I saw like there's a group of Hispanic girls like high school kids and this guy this clown was hiding and he literally out of the bushes came across and Skid with that metal shoe and it made sparks, but it almost like cut her damn foot

Okay, and she was like she was so startled. She was crying She was like, you know, I'm like dude, but something happened with me in my the second maze What happened? What was the theme take your time take your time take your time what build the world build the world what theme? Yeah, where are we? I don't know what the second it was called. It was it was an alien thing It was the first one it was called the depths and it was the underwater ocean theme where there's ocean creatures But the second one was it was called dark entities. It was an alien monster theme So it was you know, they're scaring you within the the maze but towards the end of the maze this one

guy He went he got too close to me. Yeah, you know and I palm struck them. Oh my god So I did a Bruce Lee like palms. Yeah, I'm out of fear out of fear out of aggression But I hit him like right here You know like that. Yeah, and then he goes what the fuck man. He broke character. He broke character Yeah, he broke character. He goes you hit me man He goes, you know, there's cameras in here motherfuckers, you know, and it like wait, he's

You know, it's an actor. Why'd you hit him? I don't know. I mean, I was just protecting I think he was probably just instinct. Yeah And then what happened then that that's it. It was Ilani with you. Yeah, what did she say? So I was there with Ilani omni boy rain our neighbor and our neighbor Diego You know what that would have been nice to get an invite Wouldn't have been nice Well, what if I like to do wouldn't have been nice Halloween Horror Nights is the same. Uh, do you know what?

We'll go to amusement park, but we had a car filled with you know, our neighbors were going and we picked up Yeah, but it was just at the I wouldn't have probably gone. Yeah To be honest, I probably wouldn't have gone But you know what would be a nice gesture. Yeah. Hey, you want to come? Okay, we'll do it. No, no No, I don't want to go to raging waters. We'll go raging water. I don't want to go to no raging waters, dude I want to get wet with you, bro. I haven't been to raging water since high school I'd love to go the Universal Studios We're going tomorrow. Okay with my niece. What time? Oh, she's gonna freak out. We can cook. They don't close till 2 a.m.

Oh, I want to go tomorrow and it only takes I think if you do the fast pass You can get done with all the mazes in two hours. So even if you go at like 1130 tomorrow is actually Halloween night, right? Yeah, it's Halloween night. Yeah. Yeah, we should go. Let's all go. That'd be amazing Will you go or no? Oh, dude, I would love my sister says that because she already went the mazes are so Freakin good. She says the poltergeist stranger things is really good. Oh, yeah, you know what knots is a little not up to par You know, it was great. It was amazing. No the actors No, but my sister says it's the same in Universal. They come this close. She says I don't know I want to check out Universal. No, no, it was good. It was good

But it's good that he went into your face like that. That's a bit scared you because scared you enough to do a fucking old-school Chinese Honestly, I'm on something. Yeah, is that what you would do in a real fight is one of my concern You'll do a palm strike. No Just one like that. Oh like that double Was he taller or shorter? He was like maybe a couple five inches taller than me. Well, I have a question. So who Could that guy soothed if he was nuts. I don't think could he see it because from My sister says they come so close that yeah, can't believe that no one has gotten struck before Yeah, they must not a waiver or something. Yeah

Yeah, no because the reason why he threatened me is because he had self-centered fear So when you're gonna get so no no when so when people do that like there's you know like hey, man There's cameras in here They it's he's really saying I'm scared that you're gonna press charges. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying Yeah, what oh wait wait wait, and how could you he press charges on you? He didn't touch you No, he was afraid that Steve would press charges. Well, but what but yeah, but why? He has no What do you mean? No, no, that's he's afraid that Steve's gonna press charges on him. Yeah, yeah, but what is oh?

Oh, yeah, but he didn't know but he's doing his job getting in your face. That's what it is, right? So what I'm saying is that I think that's limited you attacked him physically Yeah, but when he when he's this close, you know, yeah, I know it's it's like this No, I don't agree with that because it's like if I'm doing stand-up right and I insult somebody Right and I call them a con or whatever right and then trying to sue me for doing my job He's doing his job. I guess there's yeah, there's different ways to look at it Yeah, no, there's only one Yeah, I love these doctor's toy techniques. There's only one way to look at it. Yeah

Look at me right now. Yeah, it's ice-closing. There's one way to look at it Yeah, and you assaulted a guy for doing his job. He won't edit this part. We're not why I don't know now I feel kind of I imagine it happens so many times It happens all the time. No, no, no, no, no, I struck, you know, we should edit this. Just we're not what we are How we doing on time? We're only five minutes in really five minutes in we're not even close to being done I'm sorry for bringing it when you guys were younger. Didn't you you your mom and Steve get stuck in a maze? I don't know if he remembers, but oh, what's that story? Mom took us to a Holly a hot like a haunted house back in the 70s in Minnesota. Yeah in Minnesota in Minnesota

And we were stuck in there for like five hours Yeah, she was screaming. I remember her screaming and us running. Yeah, we were so pitch black back in the 70s There was no like rules lines or right. There were no lines So I just remember in the dark just going to each room and mom go We're crying screaming and we're in a circle running in circles. I remember we never got out of there I don't remember. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I don't remember that at all. Yeah, I totally remember that. Yeah Well, you were probably Well, you were in kindergarten. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why is your eyes squinting right now?

I don't know. I'm thinking about them. They're not scary. I know you Maybe I shouldn't have brought it up. Do you feel guilty about it a little bit Do you think that he's gonna press charges it dampen it dampen the mood of the group? You guys didn't laugh because I would have laughed if you've done no, no, no, no It well, we we got back to happy the happy fun vibe, but it took a couple other mazes in a roller coaster ride Get back to hey, this is fun, right? Yeah. Yeah, but you know, here's growth for you Here's growth for you. So I apologize the rage though. You know when I hang out with you now, which is rare Yeah, they say hang out with you more when you didn't have a girlfriend. Oh, no, that's not true

Why is that his fault? It's not his fault. I want you to be happy. Yeah, but we do when we do have our moments, right? Yeah, I used to have this fear Hanging out with you. Hmm Are you listening to me? I'm there. I'm on the same page as you. Okay, you are. I love it This is great. Yeah, there used to be a fear every time that something could go wrong I'm learning and now it's the fear is less There do you understand what I'm saying? It's good Well, I have what therapy is doing for me is I have a

a little bit more of that Window without window to think about the repercussions before I'd be school You know, but now it's like, you know, he's showing you that there are so many Yeah, I have this window and then it's like breathe and think about what you're about to do before you react type thing And so like one time him and I played FIFA. Oh, dude, and I scored I used it Oh, I did a straight up punch. I did a guy. Oh street fighter. No, I did a guy. Oh street fighter. Boom No, no the back Yeah, like we do that. Yeah, he could not control I could I just spinning back fist

Oh, I pulled knives on him. Yeah. Yeah, I put two knives on him. Why two and how much is one? How quickly does the situation diffuse after that? Are you guys like after that? You're like, oh, I'm sorry This is the major difference back then weed marijuana Right would rage you out. No, I need to calm me down to get the head change back to you know Remember used to buy me weed and silver like member even in Chinatown. You bought me that little water pipe that golden You enabled me a couple, you know, it's good. I'm glad that you did that No, I wouldn't know what would happen was I do a show Mm-hmm. This is back when marijuana was illegal and sometimes like

People would just hand you drugs Like I've been handed like Cocaine. Yeah after shows. Hey, let's do cocaine. Here's some. Yeah, take weed Right, so I used to get the weed and I'd give it to my brother Yeah, but it's good that he did that because it helped me kind of go through that faster Yeah, he got sober on his own. I do it on my own. I just didn't want I didn't like one day He just called me because I'm sober now. Oh, I thought you convinced him. No, I you can't do that I knew that he was on his pain anyone who decides to do that. That's their own choice. That's their own decision

Yeah, you know, you can't force someone. No, no, you can't you have to decide on your own Like I took a 10-year cake and you know, I spoke in front of a bit, you know I mean, that's that's growth too because you know, that's that's a scary meeting to know he he I'm gonna say something right now about my brother is that that's the one thing that I There's a lot of things that make me happy, but It's one of the things where we were we're at a We're not even talking supposed to talk about it, but we are at a thing I think yeah thing and you could just tell that everyone knew who he was

You could tell that he had responsibility there, you know, like he had a set up things like speakers remember we care Yeah, and people relied on him and he was like I love it. He was really actively Involved in that group and because I'm not as involved. I'm not at all, you know, I don't go to as many because um, I Don't know why but um You know, I made me feel like okay, my brother's taken care of because he's really doing it He's just a bit of a far better joy to be around this episode was getting good No, what before it was bad. No, I love it. I love what you're doing keep going It only is good when I'm praising you yeah

Yeah, well, I mean no no no no From where you came from my god. I was trying to have sex with street walkers edit that for real That's what? With the edit that no, it's okay. Yeah. No, I mean yeah, I mean let's go like I'll be real like I've made some really bad Choices back then really bad. I mean and this is like even going back to when I went to Arizona State to I mean I got I literally got jumped at a keg party, you know, and I got beat up I'd steal my you know, I was with the kid who stole mushrooms from I would see like I would see entities in my ceiling Ghosts coming out of the wall, you know, I mean like I was not in a good place, you know, so yeah

He was it's good that you know, it's good. It's probably the best decision that I've ever made, you know I'm not saying it's for everyone people a lot of people could smoke weed and they like they could function even better You know, I know a lot of people like that. Yeah, but I just I can't do that. I'm not even again I'm not against weed. I think some people could handle it, you know, it makes them creative They could be more calmer, but I just can't do it go, you know, I can't do it because if with that I need I need the beer too. I can't just do one without the other so Being at the comedy store is getting so hard now because I'm sure there's a lot of marijuana around I did Tripoli show Yeah, and I was in the green room shout out to Sam

And on the table there was like, you know, his show gets sponsored by all these Companies that marijuana companies. Oh, sure. Yeah, and so there's like bags of muffins and candy and these kind of sticks and You know everything you can have and Everyone's smoking it around you and I'm just kind of going it's at a different level It's a different level. I mean the potency level of it now because we got ten years ten years ago They didn't have this that kind of stuff. Yeah, I mean now. I'm sure let's say we were to relapse. We would be in outer space, man Because it's that potent, you know, like, yeah, I'm surprised you guys don't you guys don't like that stuff, huh? He's doing college. Okay, you're done with it. I don't imagine you ever really diving deep a lot of weed in Western Carolina

University because it's like in the middle of the hills. They would grow it. Yeah, but with you you're I smoked a lot I smoked a lot, but you pulled both of you are like people that I don't get why because you could go without it You don't need it. It's it's it's it's the option is there for you. It's for it's like legal Yeah, right it you can go into any store and get all a variety of things Edibles and whatnot and you just you can do it. You just don't yeah But I also I'm very much aware of my propensity for certain things. I am a very anxious person I have certain things that are already baseline wrong with me and I just don't I don't want I Don't want to take anything that might

Exacerbate anything and for me the last straw the last time I took an edible I had the worst panic attack of my life. Oh, yeah, and after that I thought okay This isn't conducive to like being balanced at all So I haven't smoked since and that was what like seven years ago. Yeah, but alcohol I maybe drink like four times a year Yeah, but you guys are normies. This is who I am in high school. I had this friend named Brady He was he could he was so strong. He can pull he could pull a stop sign out of the ground Okay, he like this inhuman strength. Was he on the wrestling team? No, he wasn't he was cousins

I want to get I don't get in trouble, but so one day there's this guy named Todd He was an older guy maybe in his early 20s, and he was a weed dealer So Brady I go Brady. He was kind of like this big Kind of dumb or kind of a guy and I was a little guy. Yeah, and I was a little guy and I could tell him what to do That's God is a mice my cement. My son. Yeah. Yeah. He was Lenny Lenny. I go Brady Open the window to Todd's house and we'll steal his weed So he broke this window. Oh Oh, yeah, he broke it. I snuck into the little space. I stole his weed

And then what we did was we put it in my car hit in my car And we waited Todd to get home and when he got home we rang his doorbell And he goes I go cake. Can we buy some weed? He goes someone broke into our house My house and stole the weed and we go and we helped him look forward the guy. Oh my god. You're one of those We help him look or we go who did that Right and so for hours him and I we went down the streets We know we have your piece of shit. Yeah, but I'm I'm one of those drug addicts You know that there's a there's a one kid easily. Yeah, you know how you know who the suspect is

It's like that one kid who had murdered that little girl and hid her inside his waterbed Yeah, and when the whole neighborhood on a search, he was the first one to volunteer But I'll help you. I hope he had his flashlight and everything. I'll help you and in the meantime the girl was based like In his waterbed. Yeah inside his waterbed. Yeah, where'd you guys hear these stories? Store and scale. Oh, I can't listen to those Yeah, and then what happened why why they're gnarly. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, and then what happened was his mom a Week later was walking through his

Room trying to clean it or whatever and she see he sees like there's some fluid Coming from like underneath his waterbed She goes, what is that the water but popping but it's dark this fluid and she she puts her hand on it. It's red And she looks in Underneath the rudder bed and there's a dead carcass of this little drill that's been missing right and now as a mother She's sat there for like a good five minutes going. What do I do? And then she she walked on the street and went to a cop and said My my I found her in my son's bed

Imagine that And and but check this out. I don't know why you brought this up, but check this out So he was 14 and he got life without parole but then later later there was a new I think the Supreme Court said it's Unethical for a child to get life in prison if they commit a crime even as heinous as that at the age of 14 So all these kids are across the country, right? They got their like cases Overturned a lot except he was the only one that didn't good because his case was so gruesome Because he kept tail he

He killed her and then would leave like put him at her underneath the thing at the bed and she could hear her Coughing so he would pull her back out and kill her again. Like he did and she was like nine All right, baby, and you brought it up. You brought up the late girl from the waterbed enough I just didn't want to or I get into anyway Yeah, sort of scale it keeps me. I had it. I was sleep. I was listening to sword and scale to go to bed The worst one the most Space what you know, I need something to listen to to go to bed and I would listen to it and it would be like 11 a.m And I'm like on my on my fifth one

Yeah, couldn't do it. I listen to the one with the leaves the guy that I would I would have the leaves Most painful one for me to hear was when that father He had parasomnia. So while so while he was While he was sleepwalking. He basically murdered all his kids. No, he tried to kill his kids But he only killed one. No, he killed two. No, we killed one the little youngest one. Yeah, the youngest one, but he Um, yeah, he tried to strangle all of his kids. He killed one and oh, he was he was struggling financially too, right? Yeah, I didn't know you know that one. Yeah How do you know about it sleep deprived or a long time you and I Lonnie listen to it on the on the the car right to Arizona

Oh, yeah, we're like captivated. Yeah, we didn't like pull off to this truck stops We're like no no keep playing but even his testimony was heartbreaking because you know, he loved his family There was just he had been sleep deprived for so long that it Something crossed over between reality and dream and he ended up like basically hurting his own so they released him Yeah, but I you know, I actually believe him and there are a lot of Believe me, but I saw this show on was it like discovery health or something like that where this woman She during sleepwalking she would go cheat on her partner and have full-blown sex with other people And come back in scale to no, no, okay

That's her own mind. That's her own mind. That's he wants to do what he wants to do Yeah, it's very here. I'm gonna say something conch conch controversy. Oh, okay is let me just throw out this idea Even if it was he was in sleepwalking mode, right sleep mode and he He he killed his kid and regardless if he had control over his he did do it Action, right? So but he wasn't aware of it. He wasn't it doesn't matter. He did it His conscious intent wasn't there. He still did it though. He wasn't conscious. Someone's not alive because of him Yeah, I realized that you know, and if you're fucking Cheating on your husband because you're on sleep mode

Right Right, it's like you cheated, but that's not something she can help What can so what is the husband to all right? Well, you know next time you're on sleep mode But if you ever ask me what happened if you're ever off sleep mode then we're in trouble ever You have no empathy. Yeah, I'll just worry about yeah, get the dogs in Put both in Hi Kirby you guys ready for a question. Yeah. Yeah, let's do a question I'm hopeful vice with Bobby Kalayla and

Stevie we be Bonjour, my name is Brandon. I'm a 23 year old and I live in central Washington I think my new mate my new roommate wants to have sex with me I just moved back from Thailand after living there for eight months And I found a place with an old co-worker a coworker the guy that owns the house is in his mid 40s And saying he is not entertaining is an understatement every time I'm in the kitchen He will come out from the basement wearing his pajamas and every time he has a massive boner He once told me that he'd rather pay his boys to keep him company rather than a female sex worker

What do I do? Thanks. Wait. Wait. Is this person? I think it's so it's a 23 23 year old male. He has a new roommate who's a 40 year old man Uh, and he you're fucking Move No, you said what's so wrong with just saying hey, dude, put your dick away, man Because you don't want that when you're making a grilled cheese sandwich at like one in the morning You don't want to see your fucking roommates dick. Did you say dude put your dick away? Yeah, but just the thought that he could be jerking off in the other room and thinking about you is

Right, yeah, Steve you have a new roommate. He's a 40 year old. Uh, he's a 58 year old man comes out with a bulge Massive bulge walks up. We would have a talk. He hears you make it He's a 40 year old guy. I'm the 40 year old guy. All right. So just all right. You're making a sandwich Listen, Troy. No, no, let me I'll come up to you first. I'll be Troy. Yeah Hey, can you make me a sandwich? Listen, man. Yeah, you can't be doing that around here It's I own this house. What do you mean? You live in my house It's just uh inappropriate. You're making me uncomfortable. Okay, but what all I'm asking is to clothe yourself, man I know I have my pajamas on and I see your penis

But you know, it's but yeah, but my pants I can't help that I have a heart on right now when I look at you. It just It makes me uncomfortable I'm just letting you know that looking at you makes me feel uncomfortable because I just want to nut in your mouth But I can't do it legally because I don't we have a severe problem We don't have it because I'm never gonna nut your mouth But it doesn't matter. You're making me very uncomfortable. And if you if you don't do anything about it I'm moving out. Okay, or you're gonna have to all right. I'm gonna go change. I'm gonna go change. Thank you I come back with jeans. All right, so I come back with jeans

Can you still make me that sandwich? I'll make you a grilled cheese sandwich. But yeah, just yeah, my jeans. Yeah, I have my jeans. You see I'm wearing my um All right, we're good. My hunting jacket Right, I have a hunting jacket on and my jeans. We're good. But can I let you know right now? Yeah See, I have a problem with that. I have a problem with that Now I have a problem with it. You can't see it. Okay. Come back with some more clothes. I'll be right back. I'm gonna change Yeah, I'll be right back. He has a park on now. Yeah, I come back and I have a hunting jacket. Yeah, I have a problem with that. No, wait, you didn't say anything yet. I know I have a problem

No, I have a severe problem. You can't I live with you, man. I know. Please. So right now I have a park on a right I'll pay my rent. I have a park on right. I have all this stuff on. Yeah, right. Can you still make me the sandwich? I'll make you a sandwich, but just don't I don't hey, hey, Steve. Yeah, please. Don't say anything derogatory I'm gonna let you know right now. I don't roll that way. I'm gonna let you know right now. I don't have a heart on Bobby winked for everyone. I winked. Okay. I don't I don't have a heart on you're gonna have to move or I'm gonna have to move Well, it's my house. So I guess you're gonna have to move then. I'm sorry. Yeah There's the advice. So there it is. We give you a full on scenario full on scenario right there. There you go, Brandon That's very helpful. Thank you. Uh, give me another one. Another one

Go on time. Okay. Give me another one Uh, this one is from our friend, uh, who's gonna be nameless. Hi, Bobby and Kalilah My boyfriend doth me out of the blue. I thought everything was fun and I was blindsided by the breakup We used to watch and listen to tiger belly together watch Bobby on splitting up together And we even went to see Bobby at the comedy store So I thought who better to come up, uh come to you for advice He told me I am his soulmate on many occasions Even when he was breaking up with me. He is my soulmate as well

I need to help understanding why he decided to stop trying and fighting for me I am moving from LA to New Mexico next week And I think he tried to push me away to make it easier on him So he wouldn't have to deal with a long distance relationship. Also the pain of not having me around I'm having a hard time understanding the whole situation. I feel like I can't let go and move on because of that We always admired bobbing Kalilah's relationship. So I wanted to come to you guys for advice Thank you so much for your help and I hope you're all doing well They just touched foreheads uh unknown female. I have a I have a you know

A fun fact for you Fun fact There's no such thing as a soulmate Okay, you got it. I agree. Yeah, there's one I think I read a statistic. Oh, baby. You already did this before. I know I know I make up statistics. Okay, can I make up another one? Yeah You're compatible with one out of 53 million people on the planet On the planet

Okay, my brother's not even here anymore. No, no, I'm here. I'm sleeping. No, I'm listening. I'm listening. He's gonna merge right Um, you bring the little one in too. Let him in Okay, young lady. Well, I don't know your name is what's her name unknown unknown Hear me out. Okay. I know you think That god made this guy for you and he's the only one, you know that you can be with Because your soul's dance in the inner twilight of life. Okay. What I'm saying is is that You're gonna find somebody else Who's also gonna listen to tiger bear belly share your same sensibilities and humor, right?

And who might be better who might not bail on you fight for you because you're you're leaving to another state Which is totally, you know a place he can travel to as well if you wanted to see you Yeah, he you know, he's he's not leaving her because she's moving. I think he's driving her to move, right? No, no, no, she's moving. He's moving. He kind of distance. Oh, well, then you're moving. Yeah That's that that's he just didn't want to fight for I guess he didn't want to be in a long distance relationship Then you know what then you don't want to be with him It's it's I don't know if he says

Words are so cheap just because he tells you you're his soulmate doesn't mean anything Doesn't mean anything actions are so much louder than that And it turns out this guy has no action to give you or show you look things are only gonna get harder if he It means not gonna fight for you for this then what he's gonna fight for you Yeah, even if if he agrees to stay on at this point he changes his mind. He's like, okay, let's do the long distance thing It's tough too long. I doubt he's gonna. He's gonna really pull through for you. Yeah, but he has a tiger belly fan too So don't shit on him too much. Yes makes you buy merch on six Be dude go fight for her man if you're listening. Yeah, Jesus Christ

Because if he was really down for it, unless you're not into her then just let her be honest with her and be transparent There you go I love you steve. I love you too. Do you I love you so much. I love you so deeply I know see 12 years before Yeah, I feel like steve did the bigger gesture because he actually put your face on him I want can I get one of these two after? Yeah, I want to wear it tonight for sure. Yeah, we'll give you. Yeah Yeah, well, can I wear one of these? Everyone listen to me. Okay. Yeah

Listen I thought that I thought this podcast was enlightening I think it was fruitful. It was fun. There were some moments that we got a little dark Um, but it was fun. I didn't snap, you know, you didn't snap at all last time what happened last time you snapped We had to stop. Yeah, everyone had to leave the room. You're gonna go home. It's fine. But now today nothing happened. Thank you um Thank you, george for whatever you do Um, brice back at ya

Tell us about our merch, babe Guys, we have merch coming on here. Give me this vintage shirt. Oh, I want one of those two shirts right here is so dope Can I get one of those two? This is tan and red tan and red. Yeah. Yes. Yeah We've got um sweatshirts. Give me the sweatshirt right here. We got a tiger belly sweatshirt here. Is this a medium? Yeah Have the king on your face. Okay. Well, can I get this a medium? You can have that one. Oh, hell. Yeah But this that's not the tan. That's uh, that's an exclusive one just for uh, you see. Yeah, that's a cream one That's the only one that color. Oh, hell. Yeah. You like that one. I love it Yeah, we'll wear it tonight. Okay. Good. Um, thanks for listening everybody. I love you guys. Please watch splitting up together

I got some. Can I do some plugs too? Yeah, do some plugs dbweebie show, right? Okay, so I have um a patreon So if you go to patreon.com slash dbweebie, I I'm uh offering You know rare music just on that. Um, I have a new thing on monday's where I do um Diary logs Oh, you read old diaries. Well, no where I just it's like a personal log Where I it's just for my patrons and I do dream interpret. Can I play for you a little bit? Yeah, yeah Preview, preview, preview, please. Okay, so this is a this is just one of the dream interpretations

um available only where steve um at uh patreon.com slash steebie weebie Okay, here we go Hi, um Welcome back. This is um um the steve weebie audio I mean the diary vlog I think number four this is I just woke up and um, this is a different edition

This is my dream interpretation edition So I had a really um kind of a scary dream Where I possibly could have lost my uh sobriety Um, this is not going to make any sense, but I'm going to try to make sense of it. Um Um, so I was on the west side not the west side like boystown and west That's exclusive content exclusive And I was with um eric griffin and two other people And we're at some dive bar

and um And it was a weird dive bar because it was like Kind of like a vintage clothing Steve slash dive bar Yeah, keep going a little bit more Like my apartment times two Weird like arts and crafts stuff there like And and there wasn't that there was maybe three tables and like

that there was like Not even a bar, but the bartenders were like old guy kind of like bald guys. Okay, we got it. Okay. Let me tell you something right now I'm going to join the patreon patreon.com That's not like asmr to me. I could have fallen asleep. I almost fell asleep just now. It felt very cozy Yeah, so I do stuff like that. That's a new thing. I um, I provide a very good So go to patreon.com slash steve web. You only do them though that those dream things when you really have a bad dream We do it every time. That was that was the first one. I I'm going to start implementing that

Yeah, but how do you how because I don't ever ever not every time I remember my Literally when I woke up I grabbed the oh, that's great. I'm here and I just yeah start talking to it. That's great I have um, I'm working on a new album guys Oh, so it's called call out. Yeah solo album collage of the mirage Oh, it's going to be at my um steve weebie band camp calm. Okay. Okay, and then also go to youtube.com slash steve weebie and check out the steve weebie show s t e e b e e

W e e. Yeah, okay, you know what? I'm tired of b e e You know what? I'm tired of be we be people going Hey, you're Bobby lee, right? And I go. Yeah, and we have a discussion and then they'll go till steve weebie. I said hi And I'm like what? Yeah, tell him I said hi I'm like what? Hey, you know, that's where it's at now. It's good. I'm proud of you. So it's growing, huh, George?

We're all we're close to 60,000 subscribers right now. Yeah, so we're we're getting there So, uh, you deserve it friend. You guys gonna you guys were all on right? Yeah Okay, double you did it. Yeah. Yeah, that was a fun one. We got to do part twos and threes so long Yeah, what about me? I want to do it again Part part three part three. Yeah, I got to do it again. All right. Thank you Okay, thanks guys tiger belly and also if you guys want that was bonus content We also have a patreon. That's patreon.com slash tiger belly

So make sure you get those because episodes come out on monday And then officially the official announcement for when merch comes out It is going to be next week on tuesday the 6th to get all this merch to make sure you follow us on social media And the website to see updates Uh, yeah guys follow us at tiger belly on instagram and twitter at the tiger belly and email us any questions at the tiger belly at gmail.com Kala, where can we follow you? You can follow me at calamity k a k h a l a m i t y k And get everything bobbily at bobbily live and then you just have to figure out gorgeous stuff. It's it's out Oh, I didn't do my instagram. Yeah, that's what the instagram. This is it. This is the moment. Okay, so I have instagram

q u a n g o u and we're done Boom get them to half a million followers. Everyone. Good night You Hey prime members you can listen to tiger belly add free on amazon music Download the amazon music app today Or you can listen add free with wondery plus in apple podcast before you go Tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at wondery.com slash survey