TigerBelly - Episode 175: Chris D’Elia Loves A Silly Goose Time

Episode Date: January 2, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. Are we starting already? No, I'm just going to tell you the rules. We're recording though. No, we're not recording yet. By the way, what are the rules? It's just something that I feel adamant about. We're talking to the microphone if we're not recording.
Starting point is 00:00:41 We're not recording. It's something that I feel adamant about. And just don't say anything until I bring your name up. I have to do some introductions and what not. Until I say this to everyone. When I say Crystalia, then you may talk. Okay. What are you going to say?
Starting point is 00:01:00 Come in or what? What are you standing up for? I don't want to say anything. If you don't want to start now, we don't have to start now. I didn't call in for the night, so I don't have a spot. You have a spot, right? Yeah, but we're good. You're at the conference room at 9.30.
Starting point is 00:01:16 What the hell are you doing? An hour. Yeah. All right. You know what I mean? Do your dogs bark like this? No, they're more gay. They bark.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Yeah, they're more gay though. Well, I'm more gay. That is true. That's true. Okay. Yeah. So I won't talk until you introduce me. Yeah, that's good.
Starting point is 00:01:36 We're just going to have fun, right? No fucking agenda here? No. Do you have an agenda? Well, you know, in our podcast, even if you don't like what's said, we edit it. Oh, right. So we're, yeah, we're, you know, we want to make our guests feel like they're safe. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:01:55 So that's why I set up those rules. Right. I thought it was live. Yeah. We edit this is not coming out until also after January 1st. Why am I in here? Yeah. Because we're backlogging.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Okay. These folks have to go to. It's okay. Actually, because I have something coming on Netflix on January 1st, so it'll be out already and I'll just be like, it's out guys. Yeah. You have your special coming out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Cool. All right. You may begin. Five, four, three, two, one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:33 me. Walking down the street being so good to me. Yeah. Yeah. Holding hands being together like friendships. We doing it. really. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:52 walking down the street being so good to me yeah yeah feeling good with the butterflies in the sky and me happy on the trail with my friend feeling good feeling good feeling good feeling good happy together feeling good feeling welcome to another episode of of Tiger Belly TB TB Tiger Belly I am your captain not a messiah but a prophet for sure one of the I have a kingdom the Tiger Belly Kingdom there are many kingdoms in the podcast world you have Theo Vaughn as a kingdom and sometimes we grace his stages and he comes to our kingdom and he comes into the castle and we we talk and we rant
Starting point is 00:03:51 and we have good times fat Eric Griffin has sometimes has a kingdom he's black and fat and doing his thing with its glasses you know me and looking like a fucking mutant warrior the way he is you mean with his black titties and then we also got um we also got um Segura and his wife Christina Pavanka and they come they come right we sometimes go to their kingdom but there's another kingdom a mysterious island out there it's at the island of it's an Italian island in Dalia where they they tall and they're they're a fucking strong force but I don't want to get into that yet I want to introduce everyone in the room
Starting point is 00:04:29 we've got George Kimmel you know when I sing that song I think of you oh thank you we got Gilbert Galanian yep I love it you have forehead for years thank you to come you know your forehead dude is like the Sahara desert I want to walk on it forever thank you so much you're welcome we got um Kala'ila Cune my beautiful sidekick my partner in life my woman and my friend and my life partner I forgot his name Jason Jason we got Jason you know thin lips legs legs legs for days his lips are just like razor thin the way it's supposed to be the way God made it I finally got to see venom what's the whole plot of the
Starting point is 00:05:17 film I'd sit at this talk until I introduce it I got to see venom yep who's in it Tom Hardy all right all right we'll get all right fine okay fine do it I'm gonna do it all right so um I'm gonna just read you some tweets I mean no I'm gonna write a message between you and me I mean the messages okay so I say um this is what Delia Chris Delia says okay I'm close but this fucking dumbass traffic fuck this area I go relax don't worry don't tell me to relax I'll flip he says I said calm down and this is what this fucking guy says I want to spread a fruit out for me when I arrived pretzels etc and I said okay
Starting point is 00:06:09 here fuck which one I give him the address okay here I said George is coming down he goes I'm fucking waiting yep and the reason why he acts like that is because he is a king of his own island the Delia island and Matt Delia Bill Delia they all live there and they have a kingdom and they're very powerful and he has a Netflix special out right now yeah on Netflix yeah right yep and special on Netflix yeah what's it called called non-stop non-stop do better fucking leave it right let me know that I'm gonna say all right all right I'm we have you understand the gates closed I'm like you're fucking you sing my
Starting point is 00:06:46 favorite fucking song right away I want to sing too and you're fucking and I'm waiting he says don't talk until you're fucking introduced I'm gonna introduce come on do I try to teach you things all right right to be patient all right all right because you were so impatient during the text you're right you got to be more patient okay we have a friend of mine he's a king I'm sir Christopher Delia everybody give him around welcome welcome King sir do you know what the fucking when you started singing I was like I wanted to sing so bad I thought you're fucking with you like when Chris gonna come in yeah tell him not to talk
Starting point is 00:07:24 until I introduce himself introduce him which is what he did and then he's like watch I guarantee he chimes in with the song you did this song and that's you know that's my favorite I like that song do you really do yeah yeah I want to fucking I want to I want to hate but I like that song so much like you can I nurse and there's too many fucking people in this and there's still too many people in this room you literally have a guy in the closet yeah last time yeah you last time Jason it's always a different it's always a different guy yeah yeah yeah you just pick up random dudes and no we just have to some people are busy you
Starting point is 00:08:02 know and he's because the other guy learned his lesson yeah fuck am I in the car can I ask you a question I'm sir Chris Delia all right why do you have bags in your eyes do you not sleep good last night I know no you know what it's the fucking lighting probably but also I got bags under my eyes they're fucking Prada dude I got bags but it's all good I'm grizzled man I got the fucking shit coming out I got pepper coming in dude what do you want from me I know you're fucking tall drink of water and I got bags in my eye yeah but can I say something what's up your handsome thank you that's a good thing thank you your
Starting point is 00:08:40 artistic okay thank you very creative thank you right and you are who you are thank you and that's a compliment those are three really good compliments those are very good compliments and can I say this right now okay drop the attitude you know what dude yeah yeah I'm being real right yeah I know you are I know could I just see this I love you thank you let me say you know what you're like fucking Stalin bro people can just talk I know people could just say you know when I say what I want to be real go ahead how many times he's already told me not to talk twice I'm a fucking guest on his got their pocket I know but I
Starting point is 00:09:14 say one thing and then you can say as much as you want okay is is that I honestly when I see you I I realize the foundation that we built our friendship is rock solid yeah and you haven't changed even from the beginning you're the same you and I appreciate that you you know people have this you know your star you are now a comedy star and that's real that is real but the thing is is that you haven't drifted away from who you are and you're a good dude with a good foundation and I'm so glad to know you and I love you so fucking much because I want to say this is that we asked a couple of people to do this up
Starting point is 00:09:58 episode right and you came through for me fuck yeah yeah because you're I know you're at Facebook guys right now but yeah you do you do all right their bags I got a little white in your face you know that's good but I love you man and so thank you give him a round of applause thanks that's a round of applause dude thank you I really appreciate this three okay together you know what remember when we were at the W hotel and we shot that fucking Gotham comedy live whatever yeah and we and we were singing these kinds of songs yeah in the lobby of the W hotel yeah laughing crying laughing crying dude and that
Starting point is 00:10:35 weekend was a great weekend because I got to host a comedy show where you were on it it's so funny because now you would never do that show well I mean that's a show for like that was like one of my first things right yeah and you killed it so hard it was fun it was fun it was fun I wore a fucking shirt with the same pattern a shirt with a pattern on it and it had the same pattern tie oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember I remember Lee and then we were gonna watch a movie that week and we're going to move in you didn't watch the movie with me I know yeah well you probably do weird shit on the road dude what do you think
Starting point is 00:11:12 like you probably like I heard that you don't hang out with your fucking openers right no what the fuck we sleep all day I sleep all day but you okay you don't hang out with them at night though no yeah that's fucking weird why why bring them then I'll tell you why you know I'll tell you why I bring them you always scream dude I know because you scream scream scream all the fucking time no matter where you are you scream I know because I'm right here this room is fucking small as shit and we're Mike all right I can hear you as well I'll tell you why why because why do you have a vacuum
Starting point is 00:11:48 our stance oh wow yeah there's a they have a fucking vacuum she has a camera as a tripod I'm sorry some some some podcasts are doing as well as some other ones you know what you do very well make enough money to have a regular like that 17 ways you know so you know sometimes I feel like one of these times gonna be here and they're gonna go in the middle of pocket like oh we just had another one and then the baby's just gonna be here I forgot even what I was gonna say to you what was I saying oh why I don't have my openers is because just I don't number one it's not it's not a French you
Starting point is 00:12:35 bring Michael Lodolce yeah yeah it's a friendship yeah I don't bring openers as a friendship okay they're my employees okay right yeah so when I'm in a green room you don't mix it up I don't make no when I'm in a green room right if I I want to say to my employee hey get me a diet coke yeah and they go get me a diet coke right right as a friend you can't do that oh I do it I know you do it okay I know you do it okay but like I do it so that it's more of like there you know on the payroll yeah and I don't really like hanging out with you if you were on the road with me yeah now I would have to be like come on Bobby
Starting point is 00:13:10 where the fuck are you let's go come on let's hang out yeah but where do you where do you what do you do we go to a Starbucks we hang the fuck out we do what we're doing right now we laugh dude I know you're just gonna hang around in some fucking like baggy shorts in his fucking in his in his hotel room and it's gonna be all like I don't know why I wanted to be like I wanted this to be so casual you know it's casual I'm casual I know but the thing is you're infuriating with his openers we go rock climbing yeah oh wow so now so you make her do it yeah do you like it I don't like it I love Sandy I love all the guys
Starting point is 00:13:47 yeah yeah you bring good guy yeah do you probably don't do press on Friday mornings do you know right so that's that's what I'm saying is that you're at a point in your career where you when you fly in you know the shows are sold out right most of the time yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Papa shows Papa show leave it or not Papa show ain't really yeah so what Papa has to do is get up at six in the morning on a Friday morning and do good morning morning New Florida ABC News this yeah you know Jack and Mike's radio show in Atlanta or whatever and I have to do five or six things that's the word I know I come
Starting point is 00:14:35 back to my hotel room it's noon yeah and I haven't slept because I flew in that night yeah right and I had to sleep all day right so I can't hang out you know what if I was your opener I'd fucking come in your hotel room and sleep with you I'd be like we're hanging the fuck out we're sleeping if you're gonna sleep we're gonna sleep together okay well can I say this if you were my opener you get fungi then oh yeah because you don't even know what's going on with my body right now you know what I guarantee I don't know you don't I'm gonna tell you what's going on okay right I have fungi on my dick okay hey man well is that
Starting point is 00:15:07 real yeah okay why are you telling me now and also why are you saying it on your podcast because it's real okay it doesn't a lot of things are real yeah and we don't say it's itchy okay so what the fuck since you brought it up is going on yeah and you've already talked about on the podcast well I was playing no not really I was playing not really yeah I was playing ping-pong okay you know what I did yeah I was playing ping-pong okay and I wasn't wearing underwear because I just wasn't because your Bobby Lee yeah yeah and I had raw denim that I don't wash your Bobby Lee yeah yeah yeah and I was like you know I I stretch you
Starting point is 00:15:48 know when I'm playing ping-pong I stretch yes yeah and my raw denim scraped against between my sack and my thigh and it made a scar yep so it got in it shaved and it got a little infection yeah and then I put antibiotic cream on it and it turned into fungi absolutely gross and let me tell you something yeah one time I was in the line yeah but I was in Las Vegas and I had my buddy with me this is fucking so long ago and he was like damn I didn't bring enough underwear and he fucking wore it and we were walking around the casino and he was like oh you know what he was like god damn it man
Starting point is 00:16:23 he's like I wish I had fucking underwear dude the way these jeans are rub against the tip of my dick dude it wasn't bad at first but I take so many steps around the casino that it's just fucking and he wanted to get laid and he was like now I can't even get laid my dick is bright red oh fuck I just remember that we were laughing so fucking hard who's the guy you know I do yeah but you know I didn't bring it up well hold on he's funny but he's not a comedian he's just a regular guy so I don't want to it was Eric Griffin I'd be like it was fucking Eric I can guess who it is no
Starting point is 00:17:07 you don't even know you don't even know I can't play the game then play the game no because I probably don't know I like that I like that you flipped it on me and I'm angry that you did it but you did it and it's all good dude yeah you can't hate you gotta hate the game let me ask you this game can I call you game I don't like that but are you gonna eat these don't donuts cuz I got you some okay are these cookies okay these are cookies these are fancy I know they're great dude I give them to you on at midnight oh they do yep I did do you did at midnight yep I did a couple of at midnight yeah I know I know Chris
Starting point is 00:17:41 Hardwick yeah he's a nice guy right the nicest yeah he's very nice and then he went through some weird things but I don't you know even deal with that kind of stuff yeah I mean sure yeah oh yeah it's so funny because well do you feel like you have to careful now we can talk about anything no dude as a comedian you feel like paranoid because you know when I'm on the stage now you you're more conscious about what to say because people get in trouble as a comedian and I do you deal with that or you say fuck it about them is it Namish Patel is that his name no the writer from SNL yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what
Starting point is 00:18:19 happened to him he did a joke on stage at a college and he was talking about yeah he was talking about he the joke was basically you know being gay is not a choice because some black guys are gay so why would you pick being black and gay you know that's a funny funny funny right and more importantly a joke right right right so apparently it didn't do well with the college kids and they yanked him off stage they literally went on and cut his mic and they were like we're going a different direction how hilarious is that like already in the middle of the act you're like we're going in a different direction and so you
Starting point is 00:18:52 know I mean so now a fucking joke yeah I know and that and so I mean now that being said do you feel paranoid because when I'm on the road I literally now am I think to myself don't do it like for instance I do this thing it's not even a joke but sometimes you know I don't want to say it because I'll get but I'll do things on stage that looks like you know ambiguously weird right I've always done it yeah and are you getting are you paranoid or no you just because I mean I I think that a lot of it and not all of it but I think a lot of it has to do with the way you say it but that it doesn't matter like there can
Starting point is 00:19:33 still be somebody who's not a fan of yours at your show that's just kind of like mad about what you're saying so it doesn't totally matter with how you say it but it does matter but yeah I mean you got it's you gotta like you got to just do it and hope that you get see the thing is is that a lot of times we're working on jokes right so it's not it's not even we know it's not funny yet yeah we still have to do it right get it there so you're getting mad prematurely at us just doing our job trying to figure out a joke right maybe it is offensive now but we're trying to work it out and sometimes when you're
Starting point is 00:20:07 trying a new joke you just in your head you go just throw this in right like you just it's a good yeah yeah yeah and then when you throw it out it's not it doesn't work yeah it's a little weird but it could be even offensive yeah and you think yourself oh why did I say that I threw it out there but then now you can get in deep trouble for yeah I mean you can yeah and it's weird too because like this shit with like James Gunn getting fired off oh my god yeah so long ago it was so long ago but I mean is it Disney that does it or what yeah so so so they already they they have to have people that vet that that shit yeah before they
Starting point is 00:20:47 hire a guy yeah so they already knew that he did that so they're not firing him because he did it they're firing him because of the outrage which is not the not okay it's not okay no it's not out it's all recreational pressure yeah I mean there's people's jobs who it is I guess to define that shit I don't know did they dig deep yeah I know I know I did a commercial a couple years ago where that's right the ad agency came out to me and they go did you say this you told me this yeah and I go yeah well no I denied it yeah I don't I just say yeah yeah I acted like I acted like I didn't say it yeah so I go what no me just like
Starting point is 00:21:24 that like that yeah I didn't do nothing right yeah and then they're like we know you did but because we heard it yeah we weren't we weren't asking you really vetted you so we already knew that you said that yeah right so I feel like some of these companies they already do that before you know and then but the thing is is that if you know that about somebody and you're a company and then years later there's outrage I don't know if you have the right or you know I don't know the whole I mean the look people change and you know that's part of that's part of what that's that's a great thing you know they evolve they
Starting point is 00:22:02 become who they're gonna become they they grow up they grow yeah you know I think that that's what we have to allow people to do that otherwise if you're holding I mean if you're holding you know look if somebody says something when they're eight you don't hold them to it but in this case something when they're when they're 25 you hold them to it yeah I mean this day and age that could one day be the case yeah just happen you said you said I do poopy you said I do poopy and we can't hurry you yeah yeah yeah I know Kevin Hart thing yeah yeah the whole Kevin Hart thing it's like you know where where's the line
Starting point is 00:22:35 I don't know where the line is I don't know where the line there's even one with the Heisman quarterback just now the winner he's 21 but they went back to tweet when he was 14 no no way yeah yeah that's about what and he said something about in high school gay joke on Twitter yeah and then now that he wins the Heisman it comes out yeah it's in what they are it's insane there's an outrageous kid now I'm gonna say this though it's like if you're doing stuff off the stage you know like your accusers doing something like Louis CK right that's one thing the way different yeah that's way different yeah what we're
Starting point is 00:23:11 what I'm talking about is a joke or a point of view and especially like what Chris said when you're like trying something out right you could get in trouble for something that that you're trying to create something and I think we're getting into a point where it's you know I know this is we generally don't talk about stuff like this on Tiger Belly we're very goofy we sing songs we only wait till Chris Thalia is here yeah it is weird though cuz I'm one of the silliest and you're one of the yeah we're very silly talk even be talking about it's ridiculous I know but still though I think it is I'll level it out
Starting point is 00:23:42 and I'm gonna shit my pants after this yeah it's so funny because when I'm on stage and Chris you know people don't let but if I go into gibberish and Chris is in the room oh yeah yeah you can only hear him laugh yeah so I'll be on stage I know Chris is in the room I'll go and he'll just cackle it really makes it I'll just keep going and doing that and the audience starts laughing because Chris is in the audience and they know this is ridiculous but that is where I live also in stand-up we're just for fun and we're goofy what if you did that at the door and there was an alien there and he was like that's not okay
Starting point is 00:24:22 outrage outrage and you can't go to the planet I can go to the planet can't get a job I'm sorry but yeah I mean it's like I'm glad that we're goofy in that way you know yeah there are a lot of comics that are social comment anyway you know we you know it's just something to talk about yeah I don't know I wonder who's gonna get picked to host the Oscars now did they ask somebody yet or no did someone get it I don't know yeah I don't know I think I my my opinion is is that you too should host it oh my god imagine they would cancel it what in the full monologue we would go to rehearsal yeah the producers be in the
Starting point is 00:25:05 audience and they would got caught I know you guys were her saying we're gonna get somebody knew yeah but there's no way all they kept doing was it's not only that though it's like would be like and now we're not easy yeah but it's also this though is is that probably Chris would be able to do it and I'm not downgrading you know where I'm at in my career but I think most people will be like why him Delia yeah he's you know delete no listen this is a campaign let's start it and it's not just that it's just that you have to know where you're at it and I'm not down playing my game what maybe if you did some press
Starting point is 00:25:45 beforehand you might be able to do that you know I don't think being fifth lead on it and a sitcom yeah yeah I mean but also I was thinking about this and it doesn't really it doesn't help your career hosting the Oscars no it doesn't it really doesn't I mean if you're Kevin Hart you're Kevin Hart he's big anyway doesn't matter if the rock does it who fucking cares he's biggest shit Ellen yeah yeah those people or people that are like doing it because they already like Billy Crystal you know but like if you're I mean who like like what's her name from Princess Diaries did it right yeah and then like what it
Starting point is 00:26:26 got weird it was weird because he got he was he got like a lot of flak for that and she did as well yeah they kind of were like you know and then and then it felt like they felt like they weren't well I don't know about James Franco but it felt like she wasn't as big of a star after that yeah I don't know maybe people were likeable after that for sure it's almost can I just say something like her and I was supposed to go to the Asian equivalence awards and we didn't go because we want to hurt yourself because I was sick I fell on his tailbone and all of a sudden he had flu symptoms yeah I fell on my tailbone where we're
Starting point is 00:26:57 looking at a house and we didn't show up to the Asian excellence awards but in many ways I'm not showing up as cool I think not doing and I'm doing RSV if you put it in RSVP and you don't show up that's not cool I know that's not cool and I apologize for that but I also there is a there is a part of me that when I get invited to things and I don't show up I think that that also I feel like that that's it's okay mm-hmm that doesn't necessarily hurt me oh yeah because in my mind I'm like the reason why I wanted to go is because Steven Yoon Jimmy O Yang everyone's gonna be there because it's an Asian thing right
Starting point is 00:27:37 and I think a part of me is like yeah I'm not doing that why because I in my head I'm thinking if I should go because maybe I'll get a movie yeah but then when I go I don't get a movie like I hosted that twice and oh you did yeah nothing happened like I in fact it gave me no work he lost work I lost work because I did that because when I used to host that thing and all the executives and everyone was there and I was funny and then it was years of no auditions at all yeah but you're a big like that's why that happened because I did that and that and now that's why it's like this you're that you're like that we didn't
Starting point is 00:28:19 could not have anything to do with that what you'll be like I fucking I shook the guy's hand wrong that's it and I didn't get the action movie yeah that's you yeah but I yeah but I do do things that I regret like you know I I did an audition for this African American black you either one is fine African black a black black director okay you and I killed it in the audition okay this is years ago and then he goes stick around talk and so I and I was sat next to him yeah and then um we were talking and then he's like what's tell me about your career this and that and I for some reason we were laughing and I poked him
Starting point is 00:29:01 in the belly I go fatty like that is that appropriate yeah so we were like you know he says we I forgot what we were laughing about we're like and I was in the moment yeah I go fatty like that and I poked him really hard in the stomach and then what and he just okay thank you oh man got it so and I walked out of the audition and in my head I was like but here's the thing and this is one of the reasons why I do that a lot I know but this is why and I've said this before I think I said it on this podcast last time I was here one of my favorite things about you yeah is that you are the same way to everybody that is a very very
Starting point is 00:29:43 cool thing that most people are not and that means that you have a solid idea of who you are and you're gonna be you no matter what because if you met Barack Obama you'd be like you would you would you'd be like yeah yeah the president oh hello bro that's how you do it yeah and broccoli like what the fuck is wrong with this guy but he'd like you yeah but it only works though if you know who I am like if you like you like it because you know who I am but imagine yeah never being knowing me yeah and then me acting like that but then people call me I've had people call me yeah he's eccentric yeah but it's still a good thing I think
Starting point is 00:30:23 you're doing things yeah because you're a good guy you're not an asshole if you were an asshole right different but that I do that make you mad like not texting you back yeah but that's a quirk that's just better about it since you were on here last um no maybe a little bit yeah yeah maybe a little bit I mean you do call me out on it yeah in public yep in front of other people yeah because I don't want them to feel bad that you're not texting them back right I want to be like listen he does it to me too and I'm one is I don't know I like when you do that yeah well okay yeah yeah yeah change it though no I'll tell you why I won't
Starting point is 00:30:57 change it because the thing is is that when you tell other people yeah they he like I have like you know people that are below not below but in career why scum scum or the worms right yeah go here I texted you about doing you know my belly room show right and I got yeah but I just don't text back and then you'll come in and go he doesn't take anybody back yeah yeah yeah who you are yeah right it's annoying it's fuck it's annoying yeah Barack Obama be like why don't you text me back you do it yeah but you know what um I've been trying to get better at about it like there's really no trying you just you
Starting point is 00:31:33 just fucking text back you just see the message and you go bootily boop boop send that's it there's no trying okay I'm gonna give you I'm gonna okay I'm gonna look at my instant my and I might my texts okay I'm gonna tell you people who like I'll give you an example all right Eric Griffin okay he goes um 6 30 all things let me know hey fuckface Wednesday 6 30 and I wait 24 hours right and I just put okay okay now when you got the text yeah when did you get the text because he would he put when did you get the text is what I'm asking and that's all I'm asking 24 hours in advance you got the text hey man when did you
Starting point is 00:32:20 receive the text and then see it yesterday and you saw it yesterday yes and then you think what oh I see what you're yeah why yeah what you think when you saw I see it right this is the first because it you know how they do three in a row all right so he goes Wednesday 6 3 all things all things means all things come I know so he's just exclamation mark part when I read that at first I go nah because he's being he's being too aggressive wow right so I got I'm not gonna respond to that wow right and then the second wow let me know are you his girlfriend so he goes let me know okay don't like it because he just did our
Starting point is 00:33:10 podcast last week he goes hey fuckface Wednesday 6 30 there you go now if he's getting angry that's good so then I go okay yeah okay so you want a guy to be very angry at you but not aggressive yeah yeah yeah I just wanted to be a certain way you know I mean interesting like I'm fucking world huh yeah the who who like the today mm-hmm 8 45 a.m. are you around yeah yeah Matt Blake okay my agent oh Jesus Christ nothing okay you got a fucking right because I 20 text messages in there how many have you replied to okay let's go my agent my agent nothing nothing nothing nothing why have a gift for you oh and this guy
Starting point is 00:34:00 what time is your spot tonight nothing no around nothing he's your fucking agent I know because he's a nice guy I love him he's like my brother but do you know why I do that uh-uh because um if it was serious about business yeah I know you're looking at your watch no no no no no no no no I want to keep going I want to keep going baby you're very busy baby all right but the reason why is if it's business it'll go through a abbey okay abbey will go you have an audition or they want to see you on tape or something something something right when he texted it's gonna be like him venting oh yeah oh Gabriel Iglesias I go what
Starting point is 00:34:39 happened so-and-so whatever whatever right made up you don't have I know yeah yeah he doesn't have a thing I'm just giving an example Jesus or like when he was he repped Bill Cosby mm-hmm do you know that who's that yeah anyway yeah but Bill Cosby during the thing yeah right the rapin yeah when I say the thing is the rapin I get it I get it he was just like I don't know what to do this is fucking insane you know me and then he was a friend so I love him you don't you don't respond him because you don't want to be there for a friend no no that's not what it is is this right now I don't feel great and I should
Starting point is 00:35:17 I'm gonna text him back to tomorrow text him now all right so what do I say Chris text so yeah no no no I don't trust him no I wouldn't yeah because you know what you don't know me then because I would be a good guy about this no because I've left my phone in the main room true and you've I have a rule you've but I have a rule and but now I have a code I never used to the code but I have a rule about it right so you used to do Instagram and Twitter and like all that I'll do it all yeah yeah you know why what I guess I have a rule so are you around I'll tell you the rule after this what okay look here's the man here's the
Starting point is 00:35:51 shit man I like to laugh I like to have a silly goose time I'm down for a silly goose time and that's it dude what's a silly goose time like a silly goose time silly goose like we're silly goo oh yeah yeah silly goose time yeah yeah you don't get it cuz you're from fucking North Korea yeah but the saying they're saying they don't know that it's a holy back okay they're not the saying are you are you Andrew Santino right now what do you fucking mean do he provokes me ethnically as well well don't provoke me ethnically so what do I say about that to map like are you around he did this today at 845 in the
Starting point is 00:36:29 morning oh my god yeah oh dude no yeah I was around I am around I put Ian yeah Ian around you know how I do it yeah yeah what you got a misspell shit oh yeah yeah so tell me what tell me what to say okay you say yeah sorry sorry SORRY yeah sorry yeah sorry let's misspell something I'm around I am around and then put now and then put a B at the end of now around okay around now I'm I'm around and the put a B yeah the back yeah now because here's the thing if you text back and there's a spelling mistake it's a fucking subtle way of saying this is my house oh right right I didn't check can I add something yeah what yeah
Starting point is 00:37:21 I'm around and I'll just put a Z right here just a good and then kind of just do that so look yeah sorry I'm around B and then the Z let me see it I'll show you now busy there you go that's a good one I'm around busy and then can I put some sort of like I'm like a hashtag I think it's too much I think it's so much yeah yeah yeah I gotta be a little subtle about so yeah sorry I'm around Z yeah yeah yeah yeah like you're on the treadmill yeah on the treadmill yeah sorry yeah I'll say that yeah it's better when you when it seems like you're just kind of like you're like oh I put a B in there I fuck it sent that I didn't check it you
Starting point is 00:38:01 know what I mean yeah you're on the move can I also say something about also about but my rule is but my rule oh shit this is my bad picture going back to the fucking shit yeah if I'm down for a silly goose time and that's it okay now if you leave your phone out unattended with no code on it yeah and you look the other way and I got a spot to have a fucking silly goose time hmm if there's a fucking a moment in time where I could take this fucking time yeah from a regular time and fucking raise it up to a silly goose time yeah I'm gonna grab your phone and tweet out some shit yeah and do you know
Starting point is 00:38:40 why why because that's your ass right you fucking left the phone out right you left the phone out now if I know the code and your phone is locked yeah I won't do it because you locked your phone like a fucking human is supposed to do it I'm gonna tell you my code I don't want to know the code I'm gonna tell you what anyway it's 222 222 222 okay well I'll tell you this what if you leave it locked I'm gonna leave it like still won't unlock it okay if you leave it unlocked I'll still fucking can I ask you a question okay what all right you think when these is hanging out yeah and they're having a goofy time yeah
Starting point is 00:39:12 they're having a silly human time I don't know dude that's like some fucking 90s comedy yeah it's a good one huh that's a good one dude listen to my podcast if you're listening to this turn after this go to fucking my podcast listen to my podcast you can I say something right now don't don't down don't look down on a my podcast I'm not looking down on your podcast we have a little army going I think your podcast is great going on right now all right sometimes I watch the clips on YouTube I get it right and my guys might not be as many as your guys maybe it is my guys are assassins okay dude and they're
Starting point is 00:39:58 part of my slept if I'll be like Leanna Stark yeah I'm gonna wind up dead I'm gonna wind up dead cuz you said that and that's not only that we have little birds out there and my little birds do have fucking power tweet tweet tweet they have artists they're artists yeah they're fucking hackers okay and they get into it all right so don't you get it they get it and don't challenge my when did I do that because I don't like your tone right now I do it I was gonna plug yours we're all fucking friends here I know we are but gonna see this too all right how many times have I done yours I have never had a guest do you
Starting point is 00:40:35 even know how his podcast works I watch reviews I watch clips of yours I watch clips of yours I I'm a good guy I watch fucking clips of yours he watches clips of yeah I make your next podcast thank you on your I won't be on it but you're gonna open with listen to Tiger Belly okay and I will because I'm a good friend you will yep and I will listen to that one whatever the next one is you know there's a whole fucking thing and I want to listen to the whole thing that okay I want to say I'm gonna say something else to you and I want you I want to look in your eyes okay not that there is one but if there was ever a
Starting point is 00:41:14 war between you and Theo Vaughn yeah if there was ever a war sure you you have my assurance yeah this is slept kingdom my people the papayas will back you I like that you're the king of the north that's very cool you're the king of the north and my clan and my my people are on your team thank you fuck the rat king alas I love him as a person yeah right I love him as a rat king but he's the guy who gets his dick cut off in the game of thrones yeah he's weak that's true right yep and then your John Snow right that's yeah right and he's the one that's like he's like I don't know what to do right my sister was captured
Starting point is 00:41:57 and then you give him like man up go get her your sister do what you have to do right yeah you're that guy yeah yeah what who are you I am I'm dead in it I'm little finger you're a guy you're a guy on that show looking if that's right I saw three seasons oh you did yep can you guess what I do after that I go I'm good I don't fucking do it how everyone does it I will not do it how everyone does it you're gonna make me keep watching this fucking show with all the families and shit and everyone's killing each other and they're all friends but they're not really friends and everyone dresses in brown
Starting point is 00:42:41 oh yeah yeah I'm done dude you're dragons where the dragons dude okay where the dragons when do the dragons come in season four start delia with the dragon oh nope when somebody's like nah fuck building when somebody's like you gotta watch a show oh don't worry get into it dude if I'm eating a fucking burger and and I eat a few bites and they're like dude by the tenth bite you're rocking with that burger first bite bam it's either delicious or it's not that's it well you're making love you nut first then no you're the kind of guy because you know what I do friend what I build to the nut right I like I
Starting point is 00:43:20 like to build up feeling you don't build to the nut oh I have a feeling that you you have it on your unwise about the situation on why yeah thank you so much that's such a dish because I didn't know what I was gonna say there and I used unwise and kind of see this what on top of that too is is that I know you first of all that's your wallet hell yeah dude can I see it what are you gonna you don't fucking shit no no I just want to look at your wallet give up give them I gotta put it on the table because if I sit on it I'll get scoliosis my fucking not I know yeah if I put it in the front people are like we're
Starting point is 00:43:58 sponsored by this company yeah dude I've seen that shit right yeah I see in that shit Theo gave me one you're gonna give me one rad no I was gonna give you one but not I literally was gonna give you one but not I gave you it was away but I'll take that one are you gonna get away no I'll keep it yeah there goes Netflix is calling you should we check it yeah as long as he doesn't say anything okay okay all right hey Matt good man what's up well tell him I'm doing my podcast with Chris Delia right now what's up Matt wait what you guys I'll see you later bye bye it's awesome yeah cuz he doesn't
Starting point is 00:44:43 want to be on it yeah he doesn't want to incriminate himself no but no I'll be on that no agents want to be any kind of artist at all right and I want to say something about my agent because I never talk about him and I know people don't give a fuck I don't care you know you know when I was 28 I met him 27 years old and he was just a mailroom guy at Gersh and he used to hang out at the comedy store and he always he looked at me one day I was a just an open micer because when I'm an agent one day I'm gonna rep you and we're gonna work together and I didn't believe him and he's my agent now and he just called me
Starting point is 00:45:21 and he's a friend and that's why when I listen listen this story's over it's a no it's not over it's not over because I'm gonna say something else fucking tells the story a fuck you wet lips yeah I got my lips are so wet I know I got pink fucking water dude I don't like it the wet is like that creature you know what the opposite of wet lips is dry lips dry lips yes I'm never having that there's so wet it's gonna be fucking crazy by the time I'm yeah he's got no lips he's got no lips I mean he's got stop talking about that bad it's not that bad you don't talk about hey like if somebody's you got hands if somebody's missing their
Starting point is 00:45:57 hands yeah don't talk about hands I talk about hands if somebody has no hands I talk about hands do you shake it how about when somebody's got like a hand that's not a full hand and they don't warn you and they shake your hand I know like not shake yourself yeah I know you're like pretend yep and you're shaking a finger how much would like the mentalist or like Darren Brown just know though like oh well I saw it in his eyes he was scared you know what I mean yeah that's bullshit man when somebody when you shake someone's hand and you feel your body jump out of your body but you're like wait a minute I think I kept
Starting point is 00:46:30 it together right we're just a knob or something hey man dude I'm gonna shake your hand but my hands all fucked up or give them your left yeah or go hey I would shake your hand but I don't have one it's good oh it's good one right what would you say well I have a friend that has that mm-hmm and my thing was to always just do it harder and feel all the bones nice I just like call it out without words yeah they're kind of like yeah yeah yeah I get what kind of yeah they're like I get it dude I get what you I get what kind of guy you're like a real man like they know then that he's a real man oh you're not gonna make me
Starting point is 00:47:06 feel okay so shake his yes no no all right so I this is my hand last last why is it the shocker yeah this is this is my hand this is how I oh yeah so this is how you had and I don't realize it yeah yeah hi hi hi oh nice to meet you yeah that's how you do it yeah but you squeeze it and there's there's no wink but it you give that yeah that you don't have to wait you don't have to wait the way you know the feeling yeah wow that's an interesting way of doing is break the awkwardness yeah you know I you know we should really take a moment Chris I'm in already and I don't know what you're gonna say I love taking moments we should
Starting point is 00:47:56 take a moment and just appreciate that we all have our body parts mm-hmm you know mm-hmm when you're peeing mm-hmm we should appreciate it mm-hmm you know it because we have penises you know you're just walking around we you know we have our health oh you know yeah we didn't we get in the just listen mm-hmm we get into this stuff like our careers okay you know me and me me where's ours right but a lot of times you just have to look around mm-hmm and you know you have your fingers mm-hmm you have your feet to walk on right you know you have your little animals worrying around mm-hmm right mm-hmm we have pussy okay this is you
Starting point is 00:48:36 just would keep going if I was like okay how about that you don't have a trash can in your bathroom though you don't have a trash can in that bathroom that's very weird yeah no this one I went to the hallway where did George go he's putting the AC on he's sweating are you sweating yeah you have three layers on bro we're all wearing sweaters I'm like I gotta take it I'm sweating like I'm good I'm good you are I love being hot I love being hot okay well because it's 90 fucking degrees in here you got three layers on so what you got coming up Bobby don't do that man so what you got on your plate no don't do that man come
Starting point is 00:49:27 on I just I think one of my dreams is and I and maybe one day we can make this happen but with you me Theo Tom Segura yeah Brian Callan a lot of us pot you we all can act yeah right yeah I think we should all band together and create some sort of movie oh yeah I think that we can get the funding we write a really funny script sorry I forgot to turn the app off what is that no that goes off when somebody gets too boring sorry I turned it off so go ahead because it's on notifications yeah all right well is that where we're at what no I turned it off so we're not I know but is that where we're out right now
Starting point is 00:50:23 what I talk I you know I express you know you're getting mad you're getting upset with me but you have to remember the app was on I don't be honest with you that's not an app that's just a sound thing that you have and you pressed it we think I looked it up on YouTube alarm sound no but can I look at your phone now no why cuz I have a code on it and you you're down for a silly goose time and I'm not gonna let you do that what and I'm not gonna let you do what do I have a silly goose time what's the local time silly goose silly goose time yeah yeah yeah so what I was saying is that why can't we do that we can do that
Starting point is 00:50:59 and I do would you do it yeah well specifically what would you didn't listen to what I fucking said I didn't I was I think that we have I think that I think that you me Callan yes Brandon yeah Theo a bunch of us right Tom Segura but we all have you know our little armies and I love that it's great it's great we should write a script oh I see what you're and do like a comedy I see what you're saying right a movie will be fun yeah so I think that it would do well I do too I've had that but your ideas in there I know and I've had the same thought but the thing is this is on the table because if I sit on it I'll
Starting point is 00:51:37 be uneven and it's and I'll get scoliosis if because you're this if this wasn't thick enough I'd put it under there no problem and I wouldn't get scoliosis right right so if I write a script with you guys then we all split the money right and then this ends up going in my back pocket right and I don't get scoliosis or I can leave it on here but can I say this okay right you've already been to the top right yeah come down and bring some of your friends up there you're on top I want to see the top all right all right so listen we should I know your dick I've seen your dick it's long okay it's juicy
Starting point is 00:52:27 it's perfection I was a woman maybe I would kiss the tip all right but I'm not and I don't want doesn't really have anything to do with writing I understand that the thing is that I see I know that you have homes okay and I said that plural plural okay did I not you did you have little doggies all right do I but you've sent me could I just say something right now I'm gonna say this right now all right and it may be not true it is all right you would send me photos like look at how much look at my dogs aren't they cute yeah and they're like running around yeah where are they running on top of money you've sent me
Starting point is 00:53:00 those my dogs were cute it was mainly about the dog I know but you sent me your dogs on a pile of money all right you've done that all right I went to Jocoy's house right oh and from behind me he had his friend poor money on my head and he got you know what he said what that's just merch and that was thousands of dollars right I I want to see the mountaintop as well friend okay all right and so what I'm saying to you is is that can you help can we all help each other yeah cuz I you know what I'll be honest with you I'm gonna sit down yeah I'll be honest with you I love doing stand-up yeah I love doing this
Starting point is 00:53:38 podcast but I also love don't you love acting yeah I like it it's fun it's fun when you're like you know free especially with with friends oh my god yeah you know and during your coverage yeah I could be laughing you laugh I love that and we could put out something that's fun all right I'm in and crowd funded crowd funded yeah we're gonna crowd fund it and also the thing is is that I'm not talking about I know because you were in triple X what's that Netflix XOXO XOXO yeah yeah yeah yeah triple X right took over fries you're on winning on date about you're a great actor and can I say something right now
Starting point is 00:54:15 even before you did any acting I did a table read with you in your brother Matt deal you think that's good acting what about this yeah where the fuck do you get off right yeah yeah I think it's really quite nice I'll tell Chris to Leo when I go home see what I'm not in there we can do that I'm a British love you can be in a two you have no lines no way okay but I think that if you're listening to right now my little papayas I think that we can create something outside of this Hollywood system because we're in it you know but it's like you know I show up to spilling up together and they give me
Starting point is 00:54:55 lines I love the show this and that you're right but it's like there are times where I want to be with my friends and have you know I mean a goose time silly goose time a goose time you know so I think we can do that and I'm gonna call I'm gonna call the Rat King I'm gonna call Segura I'm gonna make that happen okay now you're hot let's do it I've been hot did you put the air on he did I feel it now but it's too late it's one of those things were it's just too late yeah I want to say this is that um I just I just like your situation right now thanks man do you feel good I feel great yeah I love my life and I and I
Starting point is 00:55:35 think you're in a great situation too all you guys I don't know mainly about the guy in the closet but I think it's really great man no because I remember when you were starting and to see you now and you know I feel the same way about Sebastian as well you know and I do it am I sounding like I'm kissing ass no no be honest no you're reminiscing no you're fucking reminiscing am I being up am I being a player right now no you're not a player dude am I being goose silly goose no it's silly goose but am I being serious you're being a serious yeah I just I just think that we should you know every once in a while to stop
Starting point is 00:56:08 and just you know acknowledge what yeah I do too you know I I fucking I love you man I think you do great and you know what you know what you're always gonna be what you're always gonna be okay and you're gonna you'll always be what you'll always have Facebook guys look at Twilight vampire yeah yeah yeah and you have a very good penis you have some character defects that work on my lips are very juicy yeah character defects you have to work on okay I mean this is in dr. Phil yeah and um what are we doing we are at 55 wow let's do now at the end uh-huh this is what we do okay you got to stay for it because I know
Starting point is 00:56:45 you have a show to do what is it it's called unhelpful advice okay you know you do it do somebody call it no we have an email and then we respond to it got it our helpful advice with Bobby Kalala and Chris silly goose time Delia I'm in the military I'm married and have a stepchild I lied to everybody in my unit that he's mine and now and now I'm getting out I want to stay friends with some people I grew up on the deployment with and they're my best friends how do I tell them I'm a scumbag do I tell them or do I take it to the fucking grave wait what why is it because he lied to everyone and said that was his
Starting point is 00:57:19 biological child yeah he was embarrassed to say that it's a stepchild oh what's it why would you be ashamed of that that he's your stepchild maybe that's the chorus no because I think is that the email where he says that people are like oh he looks like you and he kind of just goes with it oh well the very ends by the way my wife isn't on it and it's hilarious because everyone says my steps of my stepson and I look alike because we're Mexican so it's a racist thing so it's wait wait wait so it's really his stepson but he tells but he tells people that he it's his real biological son and so it's it's a it's a white lie that
Starting point is 00:57:54 doesn't really hurt anybody yeah no he wants to be remain friends with his he feels like he's lying to people but he doesn't want to be lying to them after he gets out I lie every day right serious lies right well that's a serious lie all right so it's like and I free I have wings true right and you are wearing a white line you are wearing an army shirt exactly and I was in the Navy seal really that was in the Navy seal you're in the Navy yeah yeah well maybe those lies yeah I don't feel bad about there you go yeah you know great great unhelp I'm a quarter mongoose real an animal yeah yeah yeah wow and you
Starting point is 00:58:36 just throw it out there yeah right and see if it sticks some people will believe it yeah that's a real word that is touch a touch a touch a touch a touch a touch even another email so he said he shouldn't say yeah yeah I think he should but I don't think his friends would think it was anything serious yeah dude eat it no just be like yo I was Joe I was fucking I don't know why I said that it was it started as a joke and I just was fucking around and yeah not mine but dude and then if somebody goes like this oh that's not cool be like yo I'm not in your girl and have a kid that way if you don't yeah yeah let's take it to the
Starting point is 00:59:07 real daddy I'll be the real daddy then how about that the kid is his this is not not work bro what his part of the email no part of the email I know but has nothing to do with it well what kind of shirt is he wearing right now it doesn't matter yeah no but I want to know if his networks you're gonna have to taste it there's one way and if I taste it and it squirms in my mouth like if I see the little particles in my mouth yeah is there another email I need something to respond to yes my name is Jim and I'm 21 years old a couple years ago my brother and I were diagnosed with a
Starting point is 00:59:44 neurodegenerative illness that has already severely skip okay I'm getting okay has affected our physical abilities in one day we will leave us entirely paralyzed oh man I lost my job not long after my diagnosis and as a disability support worker I haven't worked since I'll need a wheelchair soon and I'm told we probably won't live much past 30 I used to sing play guitar drums and piano however I now no longer can do any of that this has contributed to my current depression I like to write fanfiction and want to pursue that further although between my depression all the weed I smoke I find
Starting point is 01:00:17 it hard to even get out of bed how do you think I can turn my life around and do something with myself before it's too late thanks tiger belly so it's just papaya Jim all right okay 21 will be paralyzed in 30 all right so and what does he mean how do I change this before it's too late like he wants to you think he wants to make something of his life is that what he's trying to get at maybe something before he's unable to physically yeah the only thing that I could say is if I was in that situation yeah what I would do is since he does listen to our podcast he probably listens to other ones I would do one hmm
Starting point is 01:00:58 that's a good that's right I would do a podcast talking about because you now know that you you what you have a debt ten years right right so you can talk about you know yeah feeling about that you know me you can have guests on with other I think it would be very like positive because yeah yeah I'll tell you what you'd feel fulfilled especially if you're a creative guy which is he played the guitar yeah so yeah you'd feel fulfilled when I started my podcast I didn't think I was gonna like it and I really like it and it feels really good yeah so he should try that especially if he listens to podcasts which he does so
Starting point is 01:01:37 yeah and I also think that like it's something that's never been done and I think that other people with you know ailments or that's true yeah that could you know listen to it and feel you know positive and you can have a lasting impact yeah have a lasting impact I think that I would do that if that was me hmm right but I think that sitting around doing nothing is not good you know there's a I'll get I'm gonna tell you a movie it's a movie called Ikiru it's a it's a Kurosawa film and it's about a it was I think the movie would I know I know but can I just I do this is you know what you too laughing like that right
Starting point is 01:02:25 and you too that's that you're gonna get I'm gonna get you back for that come me on guard I don't care revenge from my part because that was that was you not being on my side and that was very funny by the way that was good but can I just finish my point yes this is silly goose time okay okay go ahead Kirill that was that that shit was for that kid man I know thank you kid but listen to what I have to say now and this is the last thing I'm gonna say okay I promise and then you can go and leave your life all right dude okay Akira and it's about a guy who's a government worker in Japan in the 1940s
Starting point is 01:03:09 it was an old movie it was I think filmed in 1950 okay black-and-white film so you watched it like when you were three or something no I watched it came out when it came out when it came out I slimmed really funny yeah I'm not okay that's very fun but I send you and it's all good but it to get it then he's fine but the movie is about a guy he has no family or anything really no friends he just about working at this government position office job and he has no no friends really just shows up to work every day yeah but he gets stomach cancer okay and he doesn't know who to tell because he has no loved ones and he
Starting point is 01:03:47 would still go to work but have this pain in the stomach and what he did was as a government worker he opened up a park for children in the movie he gave him something to do or towards he wanted to you know do something for humanity so we fought hard and at the end of the movie he's swinging on the swing set yeah I think he's whistling or singing and then he dies right right but um yeah do the podcast or I say you know our strangely that was very poignant even though you fucked it up a little by the end but yeah how did I fuck I said anyway do the podcast yeah yeah but I mean that I appreciate the way you'd said it the
Starting point is 01:04:32 whole time and you know what dude thank you for even doing that being appreciative I appreciate a view for being here thank you I appreciate you having me here and appreciate you big no I have a big nose yeah anyway part of my thing you want to plug so you have a Netflix special another one yeah it's out now and it's a it's one of those things that is out with the comedians of the world it's really fucking cool they dropped like 40 or so yeah specials and minds on the American one but it's very fun and I'm glad I did it and my podcast called congratulations and I like doing it and it's fun and we're down
Starting point is 01:05:11 for a silly goose time and that's it and um he's in for a silly goose time and I want to say that he were probably one of the most intrinsically funny guys I've ever met him haha thank you you've said that before and I really appreciate when you say that because I feel that way about you and thank you yeah no thank you very much and that's all I wanted no well it's what you get and that's what I received and I didn't do it because you wanted it I did it because I think I know but it's in my womb and I'm gonna let it marinate in my womb right okay all right and thank you thank you okay give him a round of applause thank you
Starting point is 01:05:47 we'll be back with some housekeeping and we are back with some house you wanted to clean one and we are back with some housekeeping and we are back with some housekeeping and cleaning or cloud's favorite house clipping um George you had a little story you wanted to tell us you said it was gonna be one of the best things ever this mic is wet now I'm not fucking don't hype it up because now he has to live up to the hype yeah I was just fine oh Bobby's watching the voice right now yes Kennedy yes what three we could go spoiler guys Kirk J is in Kennedy wait you mean um Mackenzie is not in there no drama voice
Starting point is 01:06:40 enthusiasts yeah we listen to the voice Bobby and I it's our Monday Tuesday activity date night it's our lovers activity it used to be my 600 pound life but now it's yeah the voice now it's the voice we you know we graduated to being civilized humans then you guys passionately make out afterwards well no with 600 pound life not just making out we would do like that's a really okay okay 600 pond interesting really quick to the sleepers out there and papayas our new year's resolution is to be at the top of the iTunes charts so help us out help the slept kingdom give us a five five star review on iTunes if
Starting point is 01:07:22 you haven't yet and then put your name on there when you leave a comment so we give you a shout out on the podcast a review a review or review yeah or whatever when you comment in your review section yeah do that and then if you want to mail us any packages reminder it is that Tiger Belly at 1626 North Wilcox Avenue unit 161 city Hollywood 90028 and that's called teamwork we are Voltron you're welcome George you wanted to mention something oh shout out you said a shout out to Angie at Mota dispensary in Silver Lake I was at the Laka Loam today and there was a girl stare it's the coffee shop
Starting point is 01:08:02 bougie oh yes that one yeah Laka Loam and there was a girl staring at me and I was like huh did I put product in my hair what's happening then I walked out with my coffee in hand and she was like she was in line in front of me but we stopped at a stoplight and she was like looked at me again I was like okay she was like is it true you really have a pink dick boom this is two blocks from my my office space yeah and you responded oh god damn it really this is thank you so much for supporting us that's probably an exact quote of yeah so shout out to Angie thank you for your support we appreciate you thank you for acknowledging
Starting point is 01:08:41 George that's cuz you're always in the house silly yeah you're sort of bad you're a silly goose a fan story be like hey I'm never outside so if I had a break into my home and talk don't don't support it don't don't don't don't don't put these ideas out there I'll tell you shout out to our cable guy he came in here and he was a tiger belly fan really what no straight for the door and I hid it how did he well story happened what's his name Bobby said that he was nervous the whole time because he basically came inside a home that he was familiar with you see yeah if you're here you see yeah and so um it's called
Starting point is 01:09:21 Clila's sweat alert sweat alert I didn't know until Bobby came in afterward he was like oh he was a tiger belly fan I was like oh thank God I didn't go out there cuz I was looking crusty and I was in like my jumbo fruit of the looms like man panties that wouldn't have been a good representation of my life oh well thank you for as a pig that day giving them new cable new cable and internet he would have been pissed like yeah shout out to Jane Elks Jane Elks is here guys if you don't remember what has been his nickname on your legs legs legs for days legs for days let's go with legs for days legs for days we've
Starting point is 01:09:59 missed you Jason yeah right you fucking miss us I saw your Instagram fucking gallivanting around Mexico and IG stores to say fuck tiger belly Brazil excuse me Brazil you bastard and guys make sure if you want those extra episodes of team solo over here and some other fun things we do like creating a tiger belly theme songs you can check that out at patreon.com slash tiger belly Clila where can we follow you if you want to follow your life and so your fancy videos you can follow my life at calamity K that's KHA LA MIT why are you giggling finish fucking spelling it KHA LA MIT YK what's the right what's
Starting point is 01:10:43 the root Latin word calamity K well what what what what give it up for DJ Kalaida what you mean what what does it come from yeah have you guys heard of calamity Jane wild west hero I think you George it's a play on that I like it yeah so it's calamity K thanks George George hey Gobi George let me follow Gobi oh I was gonna give mine to Jane Elks so now you just made me look like I follow you an anti-dogite but let's go with that Jane Elks thanks for helping out and that's a new year so let's give it up for J and ELX on Instagram let's get him up to a thousand followers right now guys you can follow
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