TigerBelly - Episode 191: Sweet Beef

Episode Date: April 24, 2019

Bobby drifts in and out of consciousness. Khalyla can’t fake it. Gilbert is happy and he knows it. Pink Dick has white knights. We talk Bacon & Strawberries, gas mask laughter, Boggy Lee, and colostrum.Check out bonus content here:https://www.patreon.com/TigerBellySupport us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Hey Babe come on, let's go This is the same reason why he will never acknowledge when I introduce him to good music He has to do everything on his own find it on his own go to start it Don't even don't even do the countdown because she's already in a mood When you're happy and you know it clap your hands When you're happy and you know it and you don't know if you know it if you don't know it, then you don't know nothing

I don't know the rest I don't know the song, you know, it's a childhood memory We used to sing it around the campfires I want to know what songs what songs you guys sang oh, yeah in America That's it No, what about what put the right foot in put the right foot out shake it all about You do the hokey pokey, and you dancing all about something like that. That's what it's all about That one is you guys do I'm Farah Farah Jaka Farah Jaka Doremi Oh

What about Oh, it's a good one the classic Yeah, that's a good one Yeah, yeah, they used to play that on the island when I had the my sweatshops Yeah, and we used to sing have to have the little the retarded I don't know they don't those are not ones that we know Let's start over. It's like weird go ahead do the countdown five four three two, you're happy and now you know No, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, oh

God so welcome to another episode of Tiger belly and And we've got Gilbert we've got Caliola we've got George and we got we're all here together again as a family. There's no but guest I'll tell you this though right now when I saw Tom Rhodes at the club the other night he he grabs my arm and he goes great response buddy huh great response I think it was he felt good about it and we felt good to give him that platform I think that people genuinely felt connected to him yeah and

he also people thought it was really awkward when I brought up the beginning when the break up of his marriage the fall of his marriage yeah that was the first thing that happened the last thing which is the last thing you ended on up with a bang to how's how's your how's your father oh yeah and not just any death either yeah tragic tragic drunken someone like a drunk driver hit him yeah you know what else I read the tragic thing about Tom Rhodes what his sister passed away two years ago I'm so happy you did not really go down the family how's your siblings oh my god I almost asked that that was the last

question it had to end when it ended well you know what though he's a spring chicken and he looks great yeah and let's just hope let's pray to God that he survives you know the upcoming storm in life he'll survive in general he's not in the Game of Thrones yeah oh yeah but that's that you know when people say to me when people say to me oh I'll just I have to talk about this before even to get into the Game of Thrones I just want to show you something and this is really offensive and and and just see if I have it right okay so this is a show I'm doing Skyler Stone's Comedy Rocks okay and it's Tuesday April 25th when

is that this week Friday this Thursday in three days okay and look okay I'm in the back right Luke who's in the front here you know who that is Steven Fury one of my openers I love Steven I understand that but the thing is is this okay I'm gonna I will not do the show unless he's back here and I'm here and I have to be a little bigger did you request it well I'm about to please do oh it's like the Avengers yeah but how am I in the back in the back like that yeah and you're not even color corrected I'm not even color correct everything else is blended that's thank you for even that's what it is yeah I'm not color

corrected it is bullshit so Skyler I'm out of the show if this is not changed I'm gonna fucking um I'm gonna put it on Twitter in a second I really am I'm gonna put circles around and I'm gonna I'm gonna do a whole thing um is there an app that I can have that can make a circle yeah it's in the iPhone already there's a circle app in there you just draw a circle around yeah but I okay I have one where I can put my finger and draw one I don't want one of those no no baby you can just do it on a text you edit the photo yeah and you use your tools and you can just scribble although I don't want to scribble it because I

don't know how to make a perfect circle I wanted a perfect circle you can do a perfect circle semi-perfect someone's calling you oh it's Nick Rutherford let's just pick it up alright let him know though hello hello Bobby hello Nick Nick so um my manager said am I working tomorrow or no but I got no text or no email or nothing from you guys oh is there lines that I have got to memorize anything or no no no lines it's truly like the end of the season it's Randy's party you have any idea what what type of call time it would be for Bobby okay cool thank you Kerry which is um your call time won't be till after

lunch and lunch is probably like 1 30 to 30 so you're all will be somewhere in the afternoon you'll get something ASAP we're just like we got like three more days in this studio and we're like playing catch up with all this shit you know hey man I don't want to know about you know I mean you know what the production is doing I just want to know what I'm supposed to be there my friend you'll get an email your calls gonna be after 2 p.m. thank you so much I'm not gonna fight with you I'm you're on the podcast by the way you're on the podcast by the way yeah you are I know so well that's what you did plug your

social yeah plug your socials and also know that whenever you talk to me you could be on something so be nice you were very nice alright so tomorrow after lunch okay thank you I love you bye alright so that's that his show was actually the best guest starring I've ever had in terms of you worried the titties yeah you know when I showed up there I'm like this is the kind of show I want to be on it's weird you know they're like be weirder and I like that and I hate I'm tired of playing it real play it real no why not because life ain't real dog give you know that baby those look really good on you look good

it was photoshopped no dude those are real tips those are I would love to have titties I think you would I would love it yeah I would suck my to my tits does not let me ask you something about tits yeah but press let's ask him well you have you have an expert I have none wait let me ask you about human breasts okay and I and I'm gonna ask some questions so when I'm let's say I have human breasts you have the woman no I was a female breasts okay and I want milk can I just suck it out of there anytime I want it or no we don't mean no I've seen women on YouTube suck their own breast and I'm sorry to say that I

can just produce milk on my own right now no you have a baby yeah oh is that you have a baby well and also you it doesn't really really come out only colostrum comes out the first time we know about claustro it's like a feedback loop so the baby okay can I explain how it goes I'm confused yeah explain it please so it's not until the actual the baby starts to suckle that it sends a signal to the brain and the och and your brain releases oxytocin and then all of a sudden you start it will it will it's a catalyst for milk right so if I make my lips like a baby's lips and I go gaga Google and I suck my own not just be real

okay right because you're you know the will my will my breast be able to realize that it's an actor acting like a baby or it's a real baby oh no you can just suck anyone can suck well then that don't okay there we go so you want to be a wet nurse you know like back in the day like really rich monarchs they didn't want they had to a country to rule so they'd be like look I don't want to breastfeed why don't we just have a woman who's already breastfeeding a baby to breastfeed all my kids that's a job it's a job a wet nurse yes yeah I'm sure they still do because I think that I mean now you they you can get cuz some

women don't produce milk as easily so you can buy breast milk from other women who are who pump a lot who are really good milk producers question you might have to edit this or not you might have to edit this out or not but it's a science question right all right it's a science question right so I let's say um Kalyla right we have a baby sure and close breastfeeding the baby okay but right before right the baby latches on to the breast right I slip in my dick where and where what the babies mouth and the baby latches on to my head of my penis is that illegal

is that illegal is it illegal are you doing it with intention to slip it in a baby's mouth and yes it's illegal well no I'm not sure I'm not no I'm not doing it like I'm gonna get all you see baby would do it it will latch cuz it just wants to suck how about we never try that I know I'm just saying I wouldn't do it as a sexual thing I would just do it like I wonder if you would try to suck curiosity the tip of my penis like suckles every part of yeah anything suckling my penis though I will get aroused I won't do it I won't do it I won't do it yeah yeah like if a dog suckled or anyone suckled the word

suckle makes me arouse I think the word suckled us yeah yeah like a honey suckle that makes me arouse I just got half heart yeah don't say the word really weird because suckling is such a thing only babies do oh really sucking is an adult okay baby I like suckling I don't find you suckling me one day I know I will suckle your teeth oh you will I suckle your teeth all the time yeah but suckle my penis that's easy is that is your difference between then suckling because sucking would be like oh my oh my and then suckling would be like that's what I want that's what I want that's what I want that's what I

desire like she just hit a warhead on the tip on the tip hold on hold on now is do you just want the very tip of your penis suckled or do you want the whole head like this no no no I don't like options don't you want this look what or do you want that I want the second one that's a good one yeah I want the second one gross so that would be that would be wrong for me to do that just slip in my penis you blur out my face when I'm suckling George no no I already wrote that down as an IG clip yeah yeah let me ask you something you don't have to edit that out right that's not is that no yeah people get sense you know

something was legal not legal you should learn about the law yeah that's what it is here on tiger built a lot learning his instincts aren't good so he has bad instincts ask questions yeah I know the thing is is that and I just and I love tiger belly fans and when you're if you're listening right now in the no social studio and God bless your family but you know you know when I'm eating just when I'm eating you know wait until I'm done for photos what happened recently oh no what happened just recently you know it's been you know a lot of like I'm eating a hamburger right and then all of a sudden there's a

hand on my shoulder don't and I'll get a whisper you know you know my captain don't whisper that shit although whisper even something even more ominous and mysterious like George is a pink dick all right and when I'm eating yeah and then they'll have then I'll see they'll they take a photo and I'm eating a hamburger you know just wait until afterwards that's all I want to say let me finish the meal yeah because I love you know when people drive but I love it you know we do it all the time you know the other day Kaleila had a fixed a star moment what celebrity mom yeah that's not a restaurant paint the

picture please I did not yes would they would they say the guy came up and said I love your podcast but yeah but she he looked pointed at her and said I love you in the podcast especially no she did he did you're getting some love out there too huh oh hell yeah shout out to Gabriel at the Bigfoot Lodge what no he's a nice guy the bartender Bigfoot Lodge you know who's an he's even better than Gabriel Sal from Davenport they can be both you know why I tell you equally good not only did Sal not come and whisper in Bobby's ear yeah he served us the biggest banana foster cream delicious heaven slice cake the best we've

ever had he also was respectful he waited until the end of the meal he came up to the table and he said this was just papaya and then he goes I'm a fan you guys want dessert and they gave us a dessert the cake was so good I asked for a picture with him and I will go back to Encino to go to Davenport to see him again see Sal that actually restaurant was very good by the way yeah what kind of food was it it's a steak house nice it was good we brought my little house cake was good we brought Michael Rocha and also I just want to say one else another thing I'm gonna say names but maybe this will get back to

the person but just hear me out put it in ether I'm gonna put out in the ether alright you nervous we've bidded we bid on a house for the last month and a half yeah this person keeps going no one else is bid on this fucking it's in studio city no one else is bid on this house okay and then we keep going and he just doesn't he doesn't budge he doesn't help me out alright we're now talking like minuscule money now right and I just want to let the guy know I know who you are I know who you are I know what you do I know we've worked together before and I know who you are so either make the deal or not but if

you don't make this deal it's fine you just have a you know you're just gonna really piss me off I think he was he's trolling you because I've been so night I think I feel like I've been so patient and nice about it and I want your house so fucking bad right yeah and now it's like you're knickling and dying in the situation and I like you I want to be friends with you and I appreciate the work you did in the house but just give it to me yeah Jason Bateman I tell you how why you're being trolled why because he knows exactly who you are yeah he knows why I'm when he's when he did the

counteroffer yeah instead of Bobby he put boggy with two G's I don't think we should say who gives a shit Bobby boggy I mean okay that's gonna you're right you're right yeah all right there is no source I did some research on the internet on the internet okay but anyway um give me the house all right now let's talk about Game of Thrones if you're not what let's not talk about it too soon let's just give people a week to you know we can't talk about at least the first couple you say generic things that don't get away yeah because some people have you know weird work weeks and oh no you

have to watch it on Sunday that's the rules with Game of Thrones man I know but you know that everyone has the luxury of getting a Sunday night off you can work graveyard and some people have a stretch of days like my sister and Renzo okay you haven't watched it they had to watch it today let's talk about the people though that refuse to watch any of them I think we've I know I'm just saying I just want to say again you know I repeat things over and over again it's fine get your fucking shit together man get your fucking shit together it's the greatest show ever made I hate liking somebody that said something that

much I do I hate it you know I look at the you know photos of these actors and actors at their parties feeling on top of the world making all the money and they get everything right and I want to be there next to them yeah right just in the back you know I mean celebrating but I don't get a vibe I'm not a part of it but my point is is that you know but I obsess about you know and they're living the life and it's a great show I have to say whoever's doing the show all these people it's great so if you're not watching it you should because that's dumb I got a little backlash from last week because apparently people are very

upset that I cockblock George's invitation to the wedding and I mean really upset by it so you want to know what's the most embarrassing thing is to have white nights like defend your honor yes I I do not ever want to have white nights online I mean come on that makes you feel weaker than anything else I never usually have to like explain myself but I wrote somebody back like because he was really just like in a rage I think I was like this was a really intimate ceremony with really close friends and family George and Jeff don't know each other Jeff knows there's a hashtag however with George's name and

his fiancee's name and George George is not a fucking what George was born to lose period whoever's even defending this guy this dude right here right was born to fail better watch out Bobby the pink dick army's gonna get out to you the pink dick army because be careful where you know you be careful they're like the van because you know what you're small you're at you they're not even the this guy's not even like Leanna Mormont's army yeah he's the butcher's boy the butchers that dies in the first fucking season yeah yeah yeah this guy is nothingness okay you're not even big dick Padre he's not even big dick pot let

me see people that defending George okay you you're defending somebody that lost you're defending somebody that went to bat like imagine somebody going to bat you know me 15 times and striking out every time at some point you're like you know what I'm gonna throw away his baseball card I'm being real though the baseball cards you keep are the ones that hit the ball okay am I not right home run like strawberry Daryl I don't like strawberry Daryl strawberry Daryl strawberry Daryl strawberry Daryl strawberry you know that I went to high school with his son and I went to a really shitty

shitty school you went oddly enough I remember Daryl's Daryl strawberry son was a grade below me at Blair high schools and what the fuck is happening his last name is Daryl though right no strawberry is his last name what I've never heard of anyone's last name being like that strawberry fruit like Johnny cantaloupe I've never heard that you've heard of strawberry before aside okay aside from Daryl strawberry did you every year we have a friend named Sosie bacon yeah so true that's true that's a good point that's a good point if Kevin bacon can exist and no one bats an eyelash right then a strawberry can exist

that is true damn it you're right that's a good logic that's a good logic all right fine Daryl strawberry noted in your mind I'm saying is is that you know if I collected baseball cards I would have a drier strawberry one and not a George Kimmel one didn't he become like a drug addict yeah yeah he did a lot of crack yeah cocaine I don't care about that you still was a champion right oh yeah did it win a lot I don't know played for the Cubs for a while no so I don't think he won a lot then his son was really good basketball player I think he eventually played like D1 collegially or something it's so odd I just don't know much about

sports football yeah but I just you know I I've I've shamed myself in situations remember that IBM story with the two hockey legends yeah yeah I told one to get me a coke it was Stan Makita and Gordy how oh my god two old old guys I'm doing the commercial with Hall of Famers yeah but no one told me that they were I thought they were just extras can you get me an extra to get you coax yeah and I go hey man give me a diet coke he didn't and he's like all right so he went to craft service it got me a diet you back to Stanley and then at the end of the night they're like you know what it was like working with those

that legends I go legends and they go Gordy on Stan Makita I'm like give me a fucking diet coke I wish I could find that commercial IBM commercial Internet find it with their old I'm not there I hope there's a commercial here with Stan Makita I'm so kind of this is a weird podcast it's like I'm drifting in and out I love it of consciousness you're on brand babe that's what I am that's what I do this is on brand for you a drifting in and out to just be chaotic yeah yeah yeah why it's just who we are who you are when I when I see clips of myself online I go no sense no it makes sense I say or like

even like some of our sponsors is like not like natural the only thing that still to this day doesn't make sense is the goat sounds you attempted yeah yeah so that's on brand being weird I think that's just yourself do I talk like this in normal conversation when I'm talking to people yeah I do yeah so when I'm talking to like like regular people like a librarian in a library this is what I sound like how often you had a library I've never been one of what I'm just trying to give you an example like if I if I was in our restaurant and I'm ordering food you've been to a restaurant with me do I talk this

manically I don't think you sound manic I think you sound when you speak to people that you don't know yeah you have a very very nice way of making them feel very special because you ask a lot of questions even though I know you're not listening to their never listen yeah and then you have this thing where you always have a couple stories like stock stories oh I love where you they'll say something and you'll add information and it sounds like it's a personal story of yours but it's actually something you told 16 times that day yeah but then they're like oh my god like he told me a story about his life and it you're very

good at that I do another thing that's so me well I just thought I could I did it again the other day and whenever I do it I say it I say don't ever say that again but I always say it again which is right so let's say let's say so I'm at a restaurant you're a waiter right and I ask you what the special like what's a special drink and just make up a funny name like a drink so I go what's that special drink do you have a drink of the day what's it called it's called the heated a rise oh really that was my nickname in high school you sure yeah fucking time yeah yep and whenever I say that right sometimes it gets a laugh but sometimes

when it would like if it was that yeah it wouldn't go out yeah that's usually like oh like beefy chunk and then he's like yeah that was my yeah yeah it's beefy time it's like Korean sweet beef and they'll be like oh that was my nickname in high sweet beef yeah sweet beef would be and that would get a laugh you know when I first started dating Bobby that was my nickname I used to call him sweet beef hmm and after a while I was like am I racist for saying this out loud in public because he loved it I even made you remember I made you a hat it was I embroidered it sweet beef yeah but I don't like sweet beef in general yeah you

do you eat that one from Panda Express oh that's true I do like that baby I don't like beef I don't like you would don't don't like that sweet um teriyaki oh yeah he doesn't like eel sauce eel sauce so good though yeah I fucking hate I'll tell you why Bobby is right sauce Bobby is right because take that out I feel like it's it's a way for to mask flavors that aren't there it's kind of for me it's a little lazy because if the fish is really good and the rice of the sushi is really good you really don't need shit it's also they use it in in in it's in something that the flavor already is good so they'll

like where I've seen it lately is the spicy tuna on crispy rice yeah okay yeah so it's kind of fried rice but it's like hard rice with still spicy tuna it's like a cake right I don't need a sweetness to it because I want spicy I guess that's right yeah I also don't I'm not a fan of sweet things on fish I like a lot of sweet things on fish I like my I want you to do it every time I will I will whenever we go we eat I want you to throw that out there but then you got to do it with a little chuckle and then a shoulder shrug you go that's what I noticed when we eat anytime we eat Bobby doesn't he smiles

go thank you so much and he goes back to his phone but he does another thing he does too when he gets seated by a hostess he plays it really silly and cute he goes um can can I eat here can I eat here yeah yeah I do that but what is the tactic in your mind it's cute yeah yeah I do cute shit and then you don't have standard ways of doing things that you develop over the years so much from you yeah yeah there's different tricks and stuff I mean when I meet one of Cindy's new friends she hates when I do this I go she goes oh have you met she's like yeah what's a high school together and she fucking hates it but

the person always laughs yeah cuz we don't know each other here's another dumb thing I do do you guys like when I'm paying do you guys take these yeah it's just regular dollar bills and they would there was go yeah we take American money and I go all right okay cool right so there's you don't have those things you take the idea yeah do you have anything like that no my dad always had things like that like you know we're just gonna have water why do you want anything for drink not just water we're too cheap just like responses yeah would that get a laugh though we're too cheap the way he would deliver it

one quarter of the time in the Midwest you know it's an easier crowd and then when they say it's funny how we do that are we are we being not genuine or being fraudulent when we I think you're being joy because you're trying to bring up give a connection to a to the people who you're gonna see okay yeah but you know you're all I'm also like that when I meet you know fans right like I I have to somehow control them in a way because I don't like it when they get physical with me so I get physical with them up front so when people when people have met me no not in a sexual way but when people meet me they're like I'll go like I go

I'll go like um I'll grab their arm yeah and I'll kind of go and I'll kind of do a little pretend to do something I'll go does that hurt and they'll go no I go damn it I've been training right like that'll kill out of us did you I have so many you defuse a humor so fast yeah I have so many little things yeah he is a genius at that yeah he when something is escalating and tensions are rising in a table yeah you and Gilbert are so gifted at that where you'll just say one or two things and then everyone's laughing again yeah but I know you're very good at that I can't do it I ride the wave of tension I'm

like oh it's about to blow it's about to blow I'm here for it smile a lot more when I feel you're uncomfortable use fake smiles but it's like this it's this be you can tell my fake smile is just like this but I also sometimes forget that that's what my listening face is yeah and I hate it because I've seen myself on camera and then I'm I'm trying to really fully listen and try it's difficult to make me laugh that's a problem okay well pretend laugh babe like if you're in if you're reading a scene and then you have to laugh you do it can you do it I can't yeah you have to do it now

it sounds really bad if I try you know just you know just how do you do it you think of something that made you laugh before okay I'm gonna think of your goat sounds all right it's not coming out maybe you don't do it right now if I know if you don't do it right now I feel like it's something I cannot do it that's why it's gonna disturb me for life you do it right now I'll be honest I don't think I've seen you do it you know what she did the other day though that she did do one and she did a fake laugh that made me laugh so hard no no that wasn't a fake laugh he says so what would I do yeah yeah so what I said was we

were in the elevator I said what would I do what would you do if your son said fuck you mom you know me you're a cunt or whatever what would you because you she'd be strict and this is what so I say that to me hey fuck you mom you're a cunt she did that I did a menacing I'm menacing laugh right which made me laugh because it didn't sound like maybe it's not it wasn't a laugh it wasn't a laugh yeah yeah I can't do it you can't you ever heard me fake laugh no cuz I've noticed when people will say something funny that you don't know you do like just smile and you kind of like it's like like a polite thing yeah but you

don't let me when you laugh baby you don't laugh laugh like we laugh no you make me laugh no wait on this podcast I've seen her laugh for oh yeah she like breaks I think you're I think to this day oh my whole life there's no way that's okay so that is your real laugh is that fake no it's fake that's fake but I see you do that so many times with it's always faking I'm always faking are you yeah when people when I do this and I've know this is a bit when I've done this with guests come out and I go I put my head up like this yeah and I laugh sometimes I like this right I'm not laughing how do you do that but I

will say no because there's times I've seen you do the head thing but then you put your feet up I know that's real when you it's not it's not real the feet thing no the only time you the only time I can really really know when I'm laughing is when I did the fucking the goat noise and then when she was laughing and then I started laughing that was a real laugh dude yeah but don't tell that to the guests yeah I'm still gonna cut this out no don't cut this out either yeah but that's just a you know something I have to learn this year someone has to teach me how to socially fake laugh because in it when I don't my

face is this just be your I feel like just do you then people at least know with you it's like oh okay I don't like feeling when people's like I don't want anyone to feel that their joke fell flat with me because then it's just weird and it happens all the time with me because he he has a such a high level of comedy so when I meet everyday people and they try to like be funny around me and I'm just so stone faced and I'm like that's not even remotely funny not remotely funny yeah yeah I love you're a cyborg yeah it's funny it's when you know I've hung out with the other day I hung out with Santino I hang out with

guys you know Santino a lot Eric Griffin he doesn't Eric makes it laugh Santino really makes me laugh Santino makes me laugh laugh because he's so I love watching Santino talk to other people he doesn't give anyone any room to say anything and he just dictates I mean you know listen to me sweetie no this is what it's like you know I mean yeah and he'll he does that right it makes me laugh so hard that poker thing Andrew was just like dude he cuts Delia makes me laugh hard Callan makes me laugh hard yeah you right when I get around certain people but you know what I noticed people regular

people they don't try to be funnier that funny around me I can see them like kind of clam up a bit you know yours if they're not completely comfortable with me but I've seen you take risks right I have you take a risk you're completely comfortable I've seen you throw some jabs yeah right have I taken yeah you're very funny to me you're very funny to me even around other people though just to you you're very funny I feel like in private you she makes you laugh she makes me laugh a lot she also makes me angry though too there's so there's a big part of me that is so reserved for him you hold back and you hold back I am so

unfunny in in public but with him because there's absolute freedom I do fucking voices she does voices I do like I make up my own language that he doesn't understand she does but it's so reserved from I could never ever do it on here I could never do it around you guys so I've seen some of it like family like fight nights oh yeah act like an idiot I am an idiot I just thought of something that she did something when she lived in Long Beach and I don't remember what why she did it I remember thinking that when she did it I said to myself this girl's funny right if she it was we were watching something and we

were laughing about something and she goes Bobby Bobby and she does like she did a gas mask thing she goes Bobby Bobby and you right let's go like that we both started laughing about it like it was a really weird thing about something that we were watching fuck and I don't know what I don't know what the thing was contact but I remember it was a gas match she did with her hand right that was so fucking funny to me right and we both laughed you know what this is no I do a lot of really really I make a lot of bold choices around yeah it was really huge gas mask I wish I could be that free in public you will be you'll get

there yeah until then no one will really know me it's interesting you're free here you're free no I'm not here no you're free you're you're becoming free you're free you're but I'm still not the same like comfort level to where I would try do the silly things that I do with you yeah but you know what maybe one episode we should try one where we don't even know not even lighter we don't even air it we just try to figure out let's let's do one episode that we don't air to see what that sounds like the only way you could truly capture it if you if you put hidden cameras and that's if you if and put both of us in bed together

you know when we have those times when we do nothing and then we start to poke at each other yeah and then that's when like the voices come out and then we do it stand like juice standoffs you know things like that yeah and thanks for having Russell bro Russell brand here I know but last night me Russell brand might be on this nothing no Russell brand you're the one who said I'm not ready for Russell brand yeah I was only trying to pop myself up because I thought it was gonna happen oh I see I thought it was gonna happen I've been refreshing emails like every 10 minutes all right here's another one I

want all right here's here's another one this guy Jeremiah from American Idol I saw your tweet you thought I tweeted him I have Twitter right and I said like he goes because he did he did a podcast called what was the podcast he did I'll look it up so this is give me a second you tell people a bit about who he is cuz I know let me just got Jeremiah Jeremiah Lloyd Harman is he's on American Idol he's on American Idol okay he's the best guy on it and Alejandro Alejandro is great but so he says had the pleasure of speaking with my friend Hilary Sutton last week on her podcast hustle and grace have you

heard of hustle and grace no how many followers do they have we look right now we look it up not followers but you can always yeah I want to see how they're doing compared to Tiger belly why why are you because I said do my podcast right he might and then he replied didn't know he doesn't know none of these American Idol fuckers and voice fuckers aside from Noah Mack has ever responded to me hustle and I want to say this right now okay I'm a fan of talent shows the Slut King demands that you respond to me yeah yeah she has we'll just plug her everyone go listen to hustle and grace she has 36 reviews we'll try to get her

up to a thousand but she has 36 yeah how many do reviews do we have I think like five I think it's just a like we have five six thousand reviews that's me we sound like asshole I don't know it's a friend I think it's a friend that so be sure to review hustle and grace with Hilary Sutton and then if you haven't reviewed us yet I'm not being cocky I'm not being cocky I'm not bragging yeah I'm not bragging yeah let's you know build up hustle and grace but also Jeremiah Lloyd Harmon I'm a fan of yours and you know we're not hustle and grace we might be a little bit more small timey than that right yeah and we might

be a little bit a rinky dink you know I mean mom and pop shop of a fucking podcast but I just wanted to let you know that we do kind of have an audience as well right and please do the fucking podcast you know who did reply and who made your dreams come true was Noah Mack I know Noah Mack from the voice is coming on to our podcast did you set it up right yes sir how excited we I've never seen him so excited I'm so excited you're on a Yanche check right she agreed right I'm excited about that right and we've got this lead singer of Interpol what is he coming Paul banks he's coming on next week next week that

next week yeah yeah oh I can't wait and then Andy dick Andy dick right that's a dream right okay so I know that you know grace what's her name the hustle and grace Hillary get bigger good guy as in those right probably and we're just a small mom and pop please do mine that's why we are a mom and pop podcast we are yeah even though I went to ATC today and they were blowing wind up my asshole over they say they love us ATC loves us okay and bill burrows at the top obviously but right underneath we're in there we're in that big you know the the septic tank bird Chrysler yeah our issue here is we're in that vicinity of

of you know you know we should be very proud of ourselves yeah can we just stop sucking I'm not sucking my dick man I'm gonna suckling yeah I want to suckle my dick that's a good point yeah not in a sexual way what does everything have to be sexual with you people just suckling very endearing anyway um the last thing I want to talk about is what do we do after the Game of Thrones even when everyone dies how do we no no no what I'm saying is is that because the last five or six years of my life has been like oh it's the new season's coming out six months from now I can't wait yeah it's there's there really is an excitement

about it right when you on Sunset I know exactly what billboards they put on right and then within their gigantic these fucking billboards sometimes you know a couple years ago they had like just little Peter Dinklage's little head and the dragon above it right and it was you you drive down sunset you're like oh my god right it's coming back yeah it's just the last year there's nothing left I can't get excited about you know the Kardashians or any of these other TV shows right or you know you know I mean what was the last show you felt like this before Game of Thrones did you have a game I mean I have I have

some I have I think Handmaid's Tale I like yes that that I'll watch but it's still not the same excitement I mean well I won't you know I'll watch them it's different it's not the Game of Thrones is our entire family gets together Sunday night and we scream for an hour and we clap and we cry and we rejoice and it's such a it's a spectacle it's a big it's a big to-do it's a cultural event I love Marvelous Mrs. Maisel it's one of my favorite shows ever but I don't gather around you know the you know with my family on Sundays to watch the episodes yeah type things it's a good show way too much do you feel like you watch way

too much television not television I mean just shows in general not these days ooh I feel like I do I need to like a miss ever if there's always a new show we have to watch it I'm just always right now I'm all about the PBS shows so like Victoria he always has to hear the PBS oh my god every fucker yeah so basically what no what it is is this okay is she I watch this no she falls asleep right with these shows and if you try to turn it off she wakes up which it has to be on so I'll lay next to her for hours right and it'll be on what do you call it um repeat or not a repeat auto play so you'll just go right to the

next thing but in between the episodes here right every 45 fucking minutes it's a PBS masterpiece yeah yeah it's so nostalgic it's so awesome yeah it does it's he is not wrong I have to have ambient sound to fall asleep I can't have utter silence or else like I cannot what am I like I like pitch black he yeah black out yeah you need black out you need your little sleepy hat and your yeah I covered things yeah I need it so um all right that was a good one give me the unhelpful advices my name is Earl and I'm a Korean from the city of Chicago I've been dating my white girlfriend for about nine months now we

both have had feelings of insecurity about each other's relationship histories as is normal for most relationships I know Bob and Kyle have been extremely open about their histories to each other and everyone else I watched the first DVD ASA episode that Bob and Kyle appeared on together when Kyle described her previous relationship Bobby looked visibly uncomfortable during the whole thing and I commend him for being able to hold being able to hold it together like that they say something one second before this brings back you know how the whole fake laughing thing he just did yeah he was he's comfortable oh my god

he was doing it so much he's doing the fake uncomfortable he was doing this and like shut up cuz I've told him he knew that story all of those stories I remember back me up for once did you fake your discomfort on that podcast no very good Gilbert I don't know what you're saying even I don't think he even remember I don't remember anything go ahead now it seems they have no holds barred when they talking about that sort of relationship how do you move past those insecurities and have that level of trust with each other does it just come with time thank you for the last six years my name is Earl of time you know

it comes with six years of time it comes with knowing each other in a trust in this and that okay this has begun beyond you know whatever dreamed it might be now I will say that we we're two types of people that allow for transparency to be a good part of a relationship not all relationships would do well with this type of transparency I think that some things are better left in the past I don't I think that some people can't think about the past objectively but rather see it as a constant threat in their present lives so if you're that type of person who creates vivid images in your mind and likes to replay that

tape over and over again I don't suggest tapping into her past or her tapping into yours because it might not be a good thing like when I was younger it I was probably much better off not hearing about my partner's past because I couldn't handle it it wasn't until I got a little bit older and gave started gave less shits every day that I started to be like you know what it I don't feel threatened by it anymore but when I was younger I felt threatened by it so it you it's a case-by-case situation if that makes any sense this type of relationship that Bobby and I have might not be the healthy option for another

couple yeah so you just have to gauge it what do you think George I would say whoever knows the most about you has the most power over you so share a lot of things with with whoever you want to have the most power over you why would you want to have anyone why is it a power if you know if you want to like if you want to like be most intimate with somebody oh you can't let like a previous previous girlfriends or anybody know more about you than them in a sense you have to share more with the new whichever person you want to have the most intimate relationship with yeah and I think that I'm glad that I'm I dated

Bobby you know in my 30s because you know he's been with beautiful bright talented women now imagine if I knew all of that information and he doesn't speak badly about them he speaks highly of them and so when imagine me knowing that type of information in my early 20s I think I would have been very insecure but when I got older the fact that he did date great women in the past made me feel good about dating him cuz I'm like look all these beautiful intelligent women had these relationships when they loved him I can see why and but I couldn't have done that in my early 20s and I was really insecure and does that

make any sense that makes sense but also do we read does everyone need to know explicitly what the other like how that person suck your boyfriend's dick I don't need to know that yeah I think that's a little bit much and I think those you have to establish what your limits are with that yeah yeah Cindy she she said after I she wanted Cindy my girlfriend she wanted to see now I'm starting to believe Colada with the whole uncomfortable thing yeah yeah she thinks like she was like oh are you she's great she was like oh are you a white nationalist cuz I went through my whole Facebook of every she wanted every

single girl did anything with all white girls yeah and how did it make her feel Cindy is such a boss lady if I think about her one ex-boyfriend more two ex-boyfriends more than one was a black guy so it's really curious and the other one was as a famous dancer that I looked I was looking I looked up to and they're like fuck I have to say that there is a you know as when you when you're in your 20s and you you think in your head I have the access in the capability of dating a white girl which seems at the time being a smaller Asian man to be winning like it's more it's like a trophy kind of a vibe of like when you

you know when you do first white chick you're like oh fuck man like I'm legit you know I'm like I'm killing it yeah right but then after your fifth white girl you're like I need I feel more comfortable with somebody that hands a little bit of an Asian vibe because there is a when you go to a restaurant or even socially because I know the collider doesn't look Asian but her mom is really Asian I really feel like chinky chink you know I mean from the islands of chink chink right gookie gookie right okay easy my point she had another choking incident she did my point is that it makes me feel comfortable when her

mom is in my house and there's I there's a relatability familiar like I you know I have so much fun with her mom like she laughs at everything I do I'll sneak up behind her scare her right I'll make fun of her accent she'll make fun of my accent she'll call me faggot and all that stuff or whatever she doesn't know that word I don't know whatever she'll faddy she says faddy wow Bobby got the wrong word faddy I mean faggot but anyway um I had to eat with my brother because I haven't seen him in a month um thank you for texting and then thank you and we're doing this what is this I wanted to remind me of this email from Elizabeth my help you wanted I wanted I wanted to read this email to

everybody that we got from Elizabeth who's Elizabeth Elizabeth Warren is her name's Elizabeth okay go ahead in okay title says my husband's addiction hey my name is Elizabeth from Durham North Carolina I've been with my husband William Zamudio for seven years we just got married last year on April 28 it will also be our eight year anniversary we have a two month old who was born on Valentine's Day I met William in high school and he's a very good guy who just messes up sometimes he's my best friend a few months ago he started being on his phone more he wakes up he would wake up every morning 7 to 8 a.m. and stay in

the bathroom quote-unquote using the bathroom for an hour he cannot do anything without doing it he will do he will sit at home and do it all day he was doing it before I went into labor to have our daughter he even does it safely while driving his addiction is tiger belly he watches us he watches you guys every day all day it doesn't matter what he's doing or if he's seen the episode before he's completely obsessed I'm pretty sure he loves Bobby more than the more than me our anniversary is coming up and he would die if he watches a new podcast with you guys reading this he doesn't know he is such a name he

does hold on he is such a good guy I figured I would give it a try by emailing you guys thank you for your time Elizabeth here is that the camera is William Zamudio all right his name is William Zamudio I'm gonna speaking in tongues it's only a language for you and I will you don't laugh don't laugh it's for William and I that's from the spirit world that's from the old forest that's from the old forest and that's from the Netherlands as well too for yeah yeah yeah another world I meant another one the Netherlands the

Tether world yeah right and if ever speaking tongues like that again right and I could connect it to the old spirits and I'm giving somebody a message you laugh like that dude I will put fucking voodoo on you my friend whoa Black magic and that's not from the Netherlands. That's not from Louisiana. That's from Louisiana. So here you go, babe Thank you. Okay. Yeah. So anyway, William. What's his last name? Zemudio and it was Dude, what is this you do with your head? That's not a song friend. It's work. It's words So there we go. The answer no words for it. There we go. I really have to go. So what else we got?

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We'll put a link in the video and also in the description for the podcast and all things Bobby Lee you can go to Bobby live Dotcom any show to shout out your shows baby shows Bobby. I love it. Well, it can't be improv Well before that you have he has Cincinnati, Ohio coming up. We're in Cincinnati, Ohio and Tempe improv In another world in another world, and I think that you're going to the Sacramento punchline soon, too Go to Bobby Lee live.com. No, I'm not I canceled that one. Oh, okay. So sorry about that guys Uh, you can fall. I'm sorry. I can't do it here at here first and uh, Lila

Where can we follow you at Calamity K and George working people? I guess support your You and white nights. Can I say it the way he does it? Yeah, George underscore Kimmel. Ah That was good. And uh, you can follow me at Yang gang 2020, baby Is that real? No, okay, but I was like what's pretty ingenious actually maybe who knows he's been doing everyone else's podcast All right, guys. Have a good night. Oh Oh Hey Prime members you can listen to Tiger barely ad free on Amazon music download the Amazon music app today or you can listen

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