TigerBelly - Episode 2: The Whipping Boy

Episode Date: September 17, 2015

Guys, dont be a whipping boy. Girls, don't whip. Khalyla says goodbye to the Dees. Bobby is really angry at an Irish man by the name of Connor. Kim Davis is a dumb bitch for real.   Music by Bobby Lee Recorded September 8, 2015   Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. It's Tiger Belly. Hey, welcome to Tiger Belly. My name is Bee Lee, Bobby Lee, and this is my co-host, Kalilah. Hi. And we've got Force Brownskin. Force Skin Brownskin.

Here doing the sound. I thought we already abbreviated it. Whatever. To just brown skin. And today is a fantastic day. I'm just in a very good mood and I'm just very excited about this podcast. And are we always going to have a cat

meowing outside our door for like every single podcast? Well, I can bring them in. Don't, because they're going to just chew up all the wires and then Brownskin Force Skin is just going to yell at us. And it was a great day.

The sun was out. It was 130 degrees out. It was a fucking... It was literally hell, a furnace. I didn't go outside. I woke up at four. Look at your skin. You look like...

I look great. Is that what you're going to say? I look great. You look dead. Yeah, that's a good thing, though. You're so pale. I know, I love it. This is what I want.

I don't like brown... Because I'm Korean, right? Koreans were the more evolved Asians. How so? Just, I don't know. Because you've been oppressed. Somehow you've been forced to evolve and be better. That would make sense.

That theory would make sense. Yeah, and I also have a theory about like any group of people that has climate change like in terms of like seasons that we have to develop technology to protect ourselves from those elements. And therefore you... evolve faster, I think.

So you're saying that since the Philippines... That's not what I said. Hot... I didn't say that. I didn't say that. It's just wet and sticky. You know, and I'm going to say this, another thing is that I've been in trouble

for saying that before. And it's not... I'm not saying that people aren't... We're all the same. We're all human beings. We all have souls. And we have a spirit. And I'm saying, though, just an observation

and I could be wrong. That jungle Asians are soulless. I didn't say that. That's exactly what your eyes are saying to me right now. No, no, that's not what I was saying. I'm going to fucking uppercut you, Bobby. You've been saying that bullshit to me for two straight years and I've had it.

I've had it, you know? I said it about the Vietnamese people about 14 years ago. Joe Rogan had me on tape saying like, you know what I mean? Something about jungle Asians or whatever. And I got in a lot of trouble. And I remember apologizing to some Vietnamese outlets,

you know, media outlets. I don't mean... I don't mean... I don't even know what I'm saying up to now. I think we've already covered this. We were... I think in the first episode, you were sorry and you said sorry to the jungle Asians.

Oh, wait, no, we said we would talk about it more. That's what we said. We said we would further go into it. But the thing is this, okay, is I love all people and it's just an observation and I'm not racist. I don't think I am. I do say the N word a little too much in the house.

There's this, you know, I watch Broad City. And one of the girl characters said to the other girl character, which I feel like sort of describes you as well. She said, you're so anti-racist that you end up becoming racist. That's right. That's what I am. Because you say racial slurs have no value to you

because it... Like even when someone calls you a gook, you... I love it. I mean, they just... Those words don't carry any meaning to you and you don't mean them to carry any meaning when you call somebody back. But also, I know where the word gook comes from.

Do you? Where does the word gook come from? Do you know foreskin? No. Okay. I'm going to tell you right now. Okay. People think that the word gook came from the Vietnam War. It didn't.

The word gook came from the Korean War. And that's a true thing. And what it was was is that American soldiers would walk through these towns, right? These small towns. And the word for American is migook. Do you know that? It's a Korean's word for American is migook, right?

But when they... So when these villagers would point to American soldiers, they would sound... It says, it sounds like migook, right? And that's where it came from. So basically, gook is just kind of like an abbreviated word for American. You just got really sexy right now.

Why? You actually know one historical fact. I know so many historical facts and it's so fucking rude that you would even say something like that. Two more historical facts. Two more. Give me two more historical facts about... In life in general? No, about let's say the Korean War.

Okay. Who was the president at that time? Well, the president of what? Of both Korea and the United States. It's Park Ji-yong. He was the president. Now? No, back then.

Who's your Korean president now? Or prime minister? Kang Koh-lee. Is it a man or a woman? It's a woman. Oh, good for you. You know that. Yeah, I made those two names up. I don't know why you're...

I don't know why you're googling it. I don't know why you're googling it, but... Can you please reference everything he's saying? Foreskin because I don't believe a fucking word he's saying. Yeah, so... And another thing is I have to watch my mouth because when I was in San Antonio, remember I told you what happened?

Oh, yeah, we have to tell Foreskin that story. Yeah, so I get picked up in the morning, Friday morning to do press. You know, the general manager of both clubs in San Antonio. Really nice guy. And he said something who was the guy? Oh, he goes, James Ponce is in town. He was a friend of mine.

He's a comic. And I go, fuck that faggot. Which is like, how I talk in front of my friends and stuff, right? Even my gay friends, I say it, right? Which is amongst comics, it's like, you know, it's a harsh thing to say, but it's still okay, right? But then, like, once I said it, there was 10 minutes of complete silence out of him.

And on my head, I'm like, oh my God, I think he's gay. Right? So then, like, 10 minutes later, I kind of just turned to him, I said, excuse me, are you gay? And he goes, I am. And I go, I am so fucking sorry. I'm so sorry, I'll never use that word again. Which is a lie, I will use it again.

But in front of him. Yeah, and I'll never use that word in front of him again. Just not in front of any, like, general manager of any comedy club. Yeah, I'll do it behind his back. But I was extremely apologetic and I learned a very valuable lesson. You just can't say that word. You know what I mean? Because it's a different time.

I just wish that, that bad words weren't so fun to say. Like, the word itself is just, it just rolls off the tongue. And it has a ring to it. Do you know what I mean? Oh God, Forskin hates us right now. He's like, you racist fucking bigots. He's, look at his eyes. He's calling us racist and he's calling us bigots.

Why do Filipinos get pink eyes like that? Because they're allergic to cats? Oh, is that what it was? He's allergic to our cats? Is that what it is? I have to feed him a Clarison. Joe Koi has pink eyes like something like that. He's probably allergic to cats.

Oh, really? Wait, what about your eyes? No, they're... Did you take that stuff I gave you? Yeah. Was it? It is? Yeah.

Okay, I'm sorry, dude. So you were in Colorado or in Denver this past weekend? Yes. And so Bobby comes home and he usually, he never really gets into these type of conversations with me because he's like a super confident guy. But something hit him or hit home with him over the weekend because he came across a young kid who was at his show

that he actually like brought on stage and did his whole like, you know, like bit with. The kid was 23. Yeah. He's a Chinese kid and he came with his older brother. So he was sitting there in the audience with his brother and his brother had a Mexican girl that he was dating. But there was a girl to his right who was a fairly attractive girl

who, and I asked, I go, hey, are you on stage? I go, are you seeing that girl? He goes, no. And I go, do you want to? He goes, yeah. So what turns out is that he's been in a six year unrequited love situation with this girl. So basically he was like this weird looking Asian kid.

He meets, you know what I mean, this okay looking Mexican girl and she strings them along for six years. You know what I mean? So she knows that he's in love with her, right? But she fucks guys, you know what I mean? Because we had dinner afterwards because above the comical there's a restaurant and they just sat with us. And the girl, her white boyfriend came to pick her up.

He looked like a Raya favor. Your Raya favor. Whatever his name is. He's just a white, stalky, average looking dude. And then she's like, her tone to him was like, so my jacket, it's in your car. You're going to give it to me, right? And he's like, yeah, I will.

Like a fucking coward. And then when they left, I fucking drilled into him. I go, number one, you're representing Asians. And that's not a good look for many, many years. Okay. We've been like portrayed in the media as, you know, these spineless cowardly men who cower, you know what I mean? And aren't real like masculine.

Who can't be attractive on TV. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like enough, enough of that. Yeah. So Bobby comes home and he asks me, he's like, why do number one women do that? And why, well, he basically, he understands why men do it

because he's, he wasn't, he used to be in a position many times where he would just be at girls feet, just waiting for any piece of crumb that they might possibly throw at him. If, you know, should they just be a little bit charitable or should they need just a backup dude for the day? So I told him the, the whole concept of a whipping boy. And, and I said, that's what you call a whipping boy. And every girl, I don't care how you can, you can be mother Teresa.

And I feel as though every girl at some point has had a whipping boy or has abused that type of relationship to their favor, including myself. When I was young and selfish and retarded and I, I wasn't considering. You kind of did it in your like twenties, just a little bit. How so? I'm just not going to get into it, but. Get into it. I say it.

Okay. I will. I mean, I don't want to fight with you about it because I love you and my girlfriend, but Gardo is kind of like that. He was a guy. Here's a guy. Can you, okay, this is why I, I mean, if you listen, this is a sensitive subject for me because he's my best friend now.

I know. And he's no longer, I don't think he no longer has those feelings for you. But when I met her, he was in love with her and she did not feel the same way. And number one, number two, you know what he said? No, we don't get into that. There are some things we won't get into. And that's one of those because I will literally backhand the shit out of you right now. Because he's a part of my family.

I love him. I'm not saying bad mouth. I'm not bad. Nothing. I love the guy. I love him. But if you say what I know, you're going to say it now, but I'm just saying, and he hears it.

I love me. Gardo, if you're listening right now, I fucking love you, bro. I wouldn't die for you, but I'd come pretty close. And also yours. You're about to say something that he said when he was completely intoxicated and he doesn't even remember. He said it. So anyway, let's give him a pardon.

I'll give him a pardon on that. But um, and not put my throw my best friend under the bus. I still love him a lot and he has, but we used to have sex next to her room. I was trying to make a really loud noise so that he could hear it. And then you know what he would do? He would play. He would play heavy metal music really loud, right? To drown out the noise.

So then I would like try to even go further and I would, I would do noises that I never even thought I could do. Like, you know what I mean? And he would drown it out with his music. We weren't, we weren't even having sex. He was just making that noise. I would put my head toward the wall and just to drive him crazy. And then he would make the music louder and louder.

But you, so you did do it in your late twos. I just wanted to correct you. Let's move on now. Tell me what your thoughts are. Kalilah. Okay. My thoughts on that is that it takes two to be in that type of, what's the opposite of symbiosis?

Parasitic. Yeah. No. It takes, you know why? I'm not telling you why. I'll tell you why I've never been someone's whipping girl. And it does exist. It's because I just, if someone says, Hey, Kalilah, I'm just not that into you.

Bye. Yeah. Goodbye. Like I do. But what I'm saying to you right now is that the person that has the power. Okay. Should end it. All right.

So back to this guy from Denver. Right. Yeah. She should be like, listen, I know you have feelings for me. It's not right that we hang out because you're just obviously still not over me in somewhere and I don't feel the same way. So I'm just going to, because for your sake, I'm going to cut it off, but that's not what she does.

What she does is like, get me my jacket. Right. So she abuses the power and she knows that he can use, she can use him right in those ways and it's wrong. It's absolutely wrong. And if you're any ladies listening right now and you're doing that right now, end it because it's cruel. I don't think anybody you're a whipping boy because I do have regret.

I have, I look back at some of their relationships that I've been in and I'm like, wow. Oh, poor guy, poor little boy from Denver. Yeah. Drop that bitch. Drop her so fucking fast. And also we need to give foreskin some serious dating advice. Why? I'm going to call you out right now because he has whipping boy tendencies.

Why dude? No, they don't. I don't. I used to. I don't have anymore. She just said that you do. Get on the mic. She just said, just tell me your situation.

Can you guys talk? Why pop a text? Oh shit. Yeah. Well, okay. Tell me your situation. I'm not going to. Yeah.

Yeah. So he is interested in this girl. Pretty girl. She's half Korean, half white, right? White girls, but just half Korean. Yeah. You know what I mean? So cute girl, whatever.

And she had a boyfriend. She recently broke up with him and then Gilbert thought that that was his in. But you know, she kind of gives him the run around but still wants to like hang out. We know this girl. No, we don't know. But basically she, he's not quite the whipping boy, but I, I felt that he could well be on his way to becoming the whipping boy because he is, he always is so accommodating and nice to women, which I think is great.

Like I think that's that it should always be received positively, but girls aren't like girls. Don't respect that. No, no, no, not all girls. Women respect that. Girls don't respect that. I'm going to take a lot of girls. Okay.

Nevermind. Fuck you then. No, because you got to be a dick. I think that you, okay. He can't close her. It closed with her and we got a, so here's a case. So I, she broke up with her boyfriend. So I started a little more aggressive like I am with other girls, right?

She could tell like, Oh, he's, he's really turning it on now. He's nonstop flirting. She, we were already flirtatious, but he's like going hard. So conversation. And then she says this. What is it? Read it. Okay.

Like this. Read it. It's her voice. Okay. I have something Wednesday for real. What does that mean? I was trying to get her. Okay.

Okay. And along the same lines. I think I know where you bait where you can't fucking read English as it turns out. And along the same lines, I think I know where you're getting at basically since I told you I was single. And to be upfront, I don't feel the same way that I think you feel about me. If I'm reading too much into it. Okay.

But I'd rather be transparent. Oh, wait. See, she said it. I know. But you know what? Okay. And then he says, geez, rude unicorns. What the fuck is it?

Oh, okay. I'm not trying to marry you. Oh, you said that. Yeah. I could see most guys forgot about it. Okay. No. Push through that shit.

Yeah. Through that shit. And I didn't even hear it. I'm pushing through. No, no, no. Okay. Then he goes. Yes.

Yes. Okay. Okay. I'm older. Way older than me. Okay. No, just listen to me. It may not appear so often.

Yeah. But I'm telling you right now. He is in fact born in 1971. No. Okay. Okay. Then he says, here's me. This is now foreskin talking.

Here's me being transparent. You're my friend. You're goofy. And you have a pretty quad gin. I just want to drink, eat and talk. That was it. I mean, I wanted to stare deeply into your eyes and talk about what our kids' names would be.

Very good. Fucking gross. Yeah. And then she goes, and then she writes, okay, good. Just after that periscope stuff, I don't know what was going on and I adore you as one of my closest friends. It was a periscope where Gilbert periscoped him trying to kiss her and he failed miserably. It was a flirtatious tactic.

Yeah. And then I was like, my face to my palm. I was like, I, Bobby and I need to teach him what the Pearl Harbor sneak attack is about because I, you know what I mean? You should have just been a little bit more aggressive. This is the only way this is going to work. My friend. What?

The Pearl Harbor? No. Okay. No, because that's rape. You can't do that. You guys are giving me advice to rape. No, no, no. I'm not saying we give helpful advice.

Okay. You become, you become a magician. Just listen. And you disappear. No, no, that's what you do. You become a magician and you disappear. You don't respond to her texts. No, that's what happened.

That's what happened. No, no, shut the fuck up for a second or listen to me. Okay. You don't respond to her texts, right? Even when she texts you back, like what's up? What's going on? Right? You don't respond to that.

Be gone. You're gone. Gone girl. You don't exist anymore. Gone girl. Yeah. Gone boy. You do the gone boy.

Gone boy. Okay. Gone for skin. But if you, I swear to God next week, if we do this podcast again, I'm going to ask you dude, I'm going to look at your fucking texts. All right. No. You cannot text her back.

And let's make this a social experiment. Man. Can I say this? I already did that. For how long? For how long? No. I'm going to do it for a year.

Then I got, I didn't get on her then. You did fuck her. No, I did fuck her. What happened? So I thought I was getting hard. She, I was not responding to any texts. I was kind of like being really avoided. Then finally, she's like, you please come out.

Like, all right, I'll try to come out, but I was actually on another date. So I was like, okay, I'll come after. So I come out, go out to Santa Monica. Oh my God. Very flirtatious. Gross. She gets super wasted. So I'm like, well, this is fucked.

Now I'm going to have friends don't even harder. I take her drunk self all the way back to her place, holding her hair while she vomits. I'm just like, this is so dumb. What am I doing? I want to fucking punch in the cheek. That's girlfriend duties. Holding someone's hair back. I'm calling it out though.

I'm telling you, I'm like, oh, your friend's having so hard. And then so I take her. I would have left her. Wake up in the morning. Wake up in the morning though. This is the first time I've ever been in bed with a girl. Wait, wait, wait. You slept over Bobby.

Can you just wait one fucking second? All right. I can't fucking believe it. Okay. First time ever done this in my life. Right. But this is, I need this girl. All right.

Why do you need her? Before you continue, give me a photo of her right now. I want to say something. No, no, no. Give me the photo now. I'm going to tell you if it's worth what you just put in. Give me the photo. I'm getting it.

Dude. She's a cute girl. I could tell. No, because Bobby's just going to be mean. He's going to be like, oh gross. He says gross to everything. No, I'll be, I'll be completely honest with you. But what you did was definitely girlfriend duties.

I know. I know you do foreskin. You're foreskin for a reason. Give it to me. Okay. She's cute. She's cute. Bobby.

That's her name. Don't say her name. I'm not going to say her name, dude. You know he would. Okay. Okay. Assessment. Give me an assessment.

Okay. Sir Bobby. Okay. That's not normally what I go for. Can I just tell you, I'm going to just tell you what she looks like. Can I just tell you what? Also, can I just also say, I'm going to defend you. I'm going to defend you really quickly.

Um, foreskin. Um, she actually is a, she, she is a funny girl. That's what attracts. She's a YouTube star. Okay. She's a sketch comedy girl. Yes. She's a funny girl.

She's a host of things. Okay. That's fine. Okay. Here's the thing. All right. She's, I'm going to be your honest opinion. Okay.

She's a solid. Listen. She's a solid seven. Okay. That's great. You know me, right? That's a solid seven with her personality. If she's a host, it could bring her up to a 7.5, but that's tops.

That's like, that's the limit right after that. I mean, she'd have to get complete reconstruction surgery and just really, and like take like improv classes from masters. You know what I mean? For her to get to an eight. Okay. She's got to be like a legit ground. Yes.

So, like Friday, Saturday company, groundlings. Yeah. Sunday coffee is okay though. Sunday or maybe. Okay. Sunday company is fine. Can I just interrupt this quick unhelpful advice segment by saying, what the fuck are you doing with your feet right now?

Why is it so close to my fucking feet? I need to rest my fucking foot. Your fungus foot. No, it's not my fungus foot. It's my right foot. I don't care. I can smell them. Oh, wow.

He's going to lose a foot to like fungus gangrene. Yeah, I am. I really am. Let's let's move on for skin because and we're going to grill you again next week. Okay. Updates. Okay. And when she becomes a ground.

She's not hot enough for you to babysit her while she's drunk. Right. I would never do that. Did you at least. Fingerblasted. That would be rape. Bobby, please. No.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop. Okay. How is that rape? Well, she's passed out drunk. Yeah. That's it. I think that's a in the, in the playing field.

Okay. Cause be relaxed. Fucking retract all of those things you just said. What I'm saying to you is this. Okay. You're in her house. Just listen to me. You're in her house.

She's drunk. So she invited you and you didn't force yourself in the house. Right. And she's drunk. All right. You're helping her out. Right. And then she's on the bed.

She passes out a little bit and you kind of do just, you know, I mean a side hook, a cuddle, you know, you go go to the side, you spoon, but you're on your, on your side. Right. And then what you do is this, your right hand, you turn that into a kamikaze pilot. I call it the Pearl Harbor. Right. And you make a noise and her badge is Pearl Harbor like that. And if she, if she says, what are you doing?

Then you pull, you know, you pull out, you pull out and you go, Oh, I'm sorry. I read it wrong. How is that? How is that rape? Because you're lying because you're not saying you read it wrong. No, if you warn her, if there's like a preemptive, like siren, Hey, I'm coming in. Okay. Speaking of rape.

Can we not talk about that because that makes me really, I want to talk about David Wins. That's a tech. Oh, for you. Sure. Yeah. I want to talk about David Wins. You might want to cut this out. You're not going to cut this out.

Yeah. I'm going to tell you my honest truth about it. Okay. I have, in my career, I've met four Wains, no, five Wains. Okay. I've met Damon. Nicest guy you can meet. Okay.

Sean and Marlon. I love them like brothers. I really do. Damon, Damon Jr. Damon's son who's doing quite well in the business right now. Sweetheart. Okay. Keenan barely met him. shook his hand.

Okay. What Damon did a couple of days ago by defending Bill Cosby was the dumbest career move I've ever seen in my fucking lifetime as a comic. Now, do you think that was intentional because there was a part of you when I first, when we first read the story, you said, we were confused. We were like, okay, was that for attention or was that a slip up? Was it trying to be comedic? I couldn't quite read it.

And when I went on his Twitter and I saw that he was trying to, or his PR people were trying to actually apologize for it, then I thought, wow, I think that that was just a slip up and a lapse in judgment. No. I kind of already know what happened. You think he's in Cosby's pocket? This is my theory. Okay.

This is my theory. Okay. This is that. Remember when Whoopi Goldberg defended Cosby? Right. The evidence isn't there yet. You know what I mean? We'll see what happens if it plays out.

Okay. What this is is this. It's these relationships. Okay. So obviously Whoopi Goldberg knows Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby is an African American, a legend. He really is. He's a comedic legend.

He is one of the most successful sitcoms of all time. Right? He is probably, Bill Cosby himself, his special is a masterpiece. I don't care what, in terms of timing, in terms of it's, it's number one clean. It's pretty honest and he just knows what to do with silence. He just takes his time. It's a really an amazing piece of work as a standup. He's a rapist and he's a bad person.

He's going to go to hell. I'm not defending him at all. He's a bad fucking dude. But it's like, if it's like when Carlos Mencia gotten into trouble that he got in. Okay. And when he first got in trouble, I defended him. Right. I said that no, he doesn't steal or whatever, which I knew he did.

Right. But I did it because Carlos was always good to me. He was, I love him like a brother. He helped my career. I wouldn't have the things I have in my career. He bought Bobby his first car. He bought me a car. He, the agent that I have right now, Matt, it was, was Carlos's agent.

And the only reason why I signed with him is because Carlos, I was Carlos's opener. So he did so many things. He took you, didn't he take you to like Guatemala? Yeah. He took me to where he grew up, which is Honduras. Right. So I understand, right. That I believe that it was Damon Waynes defending the best he can in the situation, his friend

or a guy that he looks up to. Or maybe a guy who was just nice to him. Exactly. But that was the case with you and Carlos. Number one, it's the way he did it. Right. Was so poor. Okay.

The way whoopie Goldberg did it was basically she's saying that we don't know the evidence yet, let it, you know, pan out in a courtroom or whatever it might be. What Damon Waynes is doing is saying that they're unrapeable. Some of them is so fucking crazy. The one liner was, or the kicker was that he said, just how good was his dick that these women had amnesia for 40 years? Yeah. So basically saying it's like, honestly, if I was a woman who got raped in the seventies

or in the eighties by Cosby, do you honestly think that one raped woman myself would go against an empire that is Bill Cosby? And you think anyone, or do you don't think that I would know that I would be buried? You know what I mean? How would you ever go up against a man that huge? Of course it would take 30, 40 years for a number of women to come out and to actually soldier forward and have enough evidence to be like, look, this is what this guy did. But at that time, when Bill Cosby was on the rise and you're just one woman and you don't

think that there are other women that exist because the internet's not there at your disposal just yet. So yes, it is a very isolating thing. It's like, you know what? I don't blame these women for having taken that long to come up with. It's not only that, listen, okay, is that NBC before the Cosby show wasn't doing well, okay? He basically reinvented the network with his show, okay?

He made a lot of white people with a lot of power, a lot of fucking money, okay? He had access to the best lawyers. He had access to the people that run the world, all right? Media giants, okay? And for years, these women were powerless because they were sexually abused by a guy who basically- A giant. Yeah, he has the comedy mafia behind him, right? And only now, right, because he's lost his power, right?

He's getting older, right? He's no longer, you know what I mean? All the guys that he made money for are probably dead, you know? And he no longer has the power, right? It took this long for these women who hung in there, right? To, you know, they stuck by their guns. Let me tell you something. If it's a money scheme and women are trying to get money out of them, what two years they'd

say something, they wouldn't wait 30 years. Because what could they get from it at this point? Exactly. At this point right now, they just want to see a man who's a criminal, you know, get prosecuted. But see, here's also the misconception about these women. These women are, most of them are successful women. You had Beverly Johnson.

Like, what do you mean? Like, Damon Wayan said that this was some type of, like, money hoax? I mean, it's like, these women who came forward all are working women who have had jobs in the industry for a very long time. So for people to just think that they're just these bum females that are all of a sudden coming out of the woodwork for money is just a huge misconception. And for Damon Wayans to assume that that's exactly what that is, a money hoax. It's just, it's really, it's awful.

And it hurts me. And I really like Damon. I really like the Wayans brothers, but I cannot get behind what he did. It was career suicide. And I feel like there's no way back. It's over. And it's just a shame because the guy is super funny. He still is.

He's a funny dude. You know what I mean? The whole family is just intrinsically naturally funny people. And they are intrinsically naturally nice. You know, I've never been to a comedy club where I'm like, oh, Sean Wayans and Marlon was here. What a bummer. It's always like, oh, they were cool.

They put on a good show or whatever it might be, but they've only been nice to me and I, they don't need to be. I'm not, I'm just, what am I? You know, they're just nice people and it's just a real shame that that happened. You know, it really is. You know what else is a shame? But Kim Davis. Oh, fuck.

I hate her. I can't stand to look at her. Explain to the people who just explained to people who she is before you do it. Davis is a lady from Kentucky who works for to give out marriage licenses and she refused to give marriage licenses out to gay couples, basically do your job. Okay, you might not like it. Do your fucking job. I'll pull the law.

It's like, look, exactly. That's all you have to do for the $19 an hour that you made bitch just like uphold the fucking law. Don't, don't stir shit up. It's like you've had your way for so long, gays have not been able to marry forever and you've had it your way forever. Now the tide has turned. Get on the fucking right side of history, you dumb fucking bitch.

And don't use survivor eye of the tiger as your walk out song out of fucking jail. Cause you know what the guy, I know he got really pissed about that. I know. You know what I mean? Like it's a great song. I don't know how could be said that he would, he would take Kim Davis's time in jail for her that he would actually be like her standard and do it for her. I also want to say this, anyone listening, your opinion isn't a universal truth.

Okay. When people go, my opinion about God, right is a fact. It's a fact. I'm sorry. It's not. I know to you it is. Right. I don't believe that you believe as hard as you believe, but it's not a universal truth.

It isn't. Okay. And when people create laws based on their opinion, that's where it gets sticky. Cause there is, there should, there isn't, you know, like theoretically they're supposed to be like a division between state and church, but that's just an impossibility with Americans. Like that cannot be an actual thing that exists. We want it to exist, but then you have people like him Davis. Yeah.

Who are just an abomination to fucking humanity as a whole. That dumb bitch. I don't even say dumb bitch a lot, but you know, she's a dumb bitch. I don't listen. I don't know her at all. Okay. She's a dumb bitch, babe. Trust me.

But all I take my word for it. All I do know is she's been married four fucking times. I know. Four times. I know. Which is fucking crazy. Like how I talk about unrapeable, I mean, be seriously. I looked at a photo with, I swear to God, I'd rather stick my dick in a coffee grinder.

Like I rather have it just shredded to pieces and I would drink it afterwards. Like, I mean that girl, oh my, her fucking pussy, probably is a coffee grinder or it probably smells like hot blood or something. You know what I mean? Like just a hovel. Anyway, I don't know anything about her, but can we, can we talk about the rough day that I've had? I don't know why my, my, my, I'm gonna tell you about my, I'm going to tell you about

my rough day. Yeah. Okay. Before you guys, since I was just about to talk about my rough day, let me tell me how good my, anything about Khalilah, let's get back to Bobby and his great day. I will. How about this? I'll talk about my great day and then you just go into, how about that?

You want to, you want to go with the rough day? Okay. Look, let me say my sad story first and then, then uplift us with your story. Okay. Go ahead. Okay. So as many of you guys already know, in the last two years of my life, I've had a drastic decline in my health, everything from, well, the most serious of issues being like my heart

problem and I'm actually wearing a very spiffy monitor right now. So there isn't a, I got a breast augmentation two years ago, almost two years ago now. And I never really thought much of it, but looking back at the timeline, the decline of my health and all my symptoms in my heart started to really arise right around three weeks after my breast augmentation and they've only increasingly gotten worse. I had surgery on my heart this past April. We thought that that was going to fix it and I'm just getting symptom after symptom again. So I went to go see my, I went to go see this new lady, a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills

and we both decided that the best thing for me is to remove my implants. Yes. He's happy. I told her when she was getting, I met her when she was about to get. He loved my small breasts. I loved her small titties, the little kiwi fruit and they did, they were like little in green and they had a little circle on it, little seeds in it. But my point is, is this is that I told her, I looked around the eyes, I go, don't get

them done. She said, well, I'm going to, my sister got her, my sisters are magnificent, so I'm going to get mine. I knew gut instinctively that it was a wrong move, but she did it anyway, but okay, move on baby. It was a wrong move. You know, there, there isn't a lot of literature to support my theory that there is a correlation between, you know, young women getting breast implants and overall health decline, but there

are a lot of reports that relate breast augmentation with like autoimmune illnesses like lupus, like fibromyalgia, RA and not specifically like heart conditions, but in my case, I really think because they didn't heal that well that it tamponaz or there's like a weight on my chest or maybe it's like a nerve or something that's just causing me chronic overall systemic inflammation and it's, it's, it's making me miserable. And the reason it's not necessarily a sad day, it's hopeful because maybe finally I can start to feel normal again, but I, you get used to having breasts, you know, I, I know I've only had it for two years, but it's like, um, there's a part of me that doesn't,

I don't know how I'm going to feel when I look at myself in the mirror after that, but you know what? I'm not going to be a pussy about it. I don't have breast cancer. I, I, this could be way worse. I'm just getting them removed, but I, I'm, I'm doing this as a PSA to young women out there thinking about it, your cell phone. Wow.

Oh, I'm fucking professional of you. And what are my brothers, it's my brother. Yeah. Oh, hold on, yeah, Steve, what's up? Are you, are you playing? No, I went on, I went on the, in the world and I got a new, um, some new colors and a new sash. You know, they have legendary like cloaks and stuff now, I mean exotic cloaks, exotic

cloaks and, um, stuff. Yeah. What's up? Like just my experience and right in front of me, I'm like, whoa, that's crazy. Yeah. He just went up by turning in two crucible bodies and you went up 34 in his light thing. Yeah, I know. And then like they, they give to all the weapons, like the service regime is like a 170 or something

now. Yeah. So it's like all this weird shit. Yeah. I'm watching him. I don't know. There's some weird changes. Okay.

Well, anyway, I, I'm not doing a podcast. I'll talk to you later. Well, one last thing. You could upgrade all your. No, I, I looked and I couldn't get, I couldn't upgrade my fucking armor. I need to send a chart. Sorry. Unbelievable.

In the, in the middle of my, of me pouring my heart out and delivering a PSA. Please sponsor us. Come on. Get on board. Destiny. This is, oh, you know what else should sponsor us? Look at that. That wasn't the brand of my heart monitor.

Cardio net event monitor, sponsor us, get on board. Please. Okay. So to finish my story, PSA, we'll get to destiny in a second. My PSA to young women is really, really consider the health risks involved before getting breast augmentation. I was a perfectly healthy athlete before all of this. And I'm just saying, think about it.

You're putting shit that shouldn't be in there and you're perfect the way you are. So just like, don't let vanity get in the way and just really think about the health consequences. I don't want you to end up like me, you know, in this position where you had breasts for two years. Now you got to take them out and they're going to be like deflated plastic bags, but whatever, I'll be healthy. Right.

So that's good. Can I still cry about it? I might cry about it. Don't cry now though. Okay. Anyways, we'll talk about, we'll move on to destiny. The new. No, but we just got Steve on a phone.

I know it has to do with destiny. Lady. What the fuck? Okay, go ahead. So last night, there was supposed to be at two in the morning, a destiny update on my game and it didn't happen. So I woke up this morning and I started downloading the new update 2.0 and it looks great. And also, so then that's happening.

And then also, and then also on top of that, quickly, quickly, the foreskin. Do you give a fuck about this? Yeah. Thank you so much. That makes one of us. They just completely retooled the game. And I'm just, I'm after this podcast, I'm going to go and play for about five hours. But on top of that, I got a call from my manager saying that about a month ago, I read for

a show on Netflix and I, it was between me and another guy. Don't need, don't need the show. I'm not going to name the show. I just didn't do it. All right. And then they gave it to the other guy, which is fine. You know, and then today I get a call saying that they, they're reconsidering. So that made me feel good.

Yeah, because it's a big show and it'll be fun for me. And he gets to shoot in hot Lana. You want to go for skin? No, you don't. No, you don't. Okay. No, just say your name. So it's not to say the show.

No, no, no. No, I'm already on that. So I'm reoccurring already on love, which is I did three episodes of that, which is a show on Netflix. That's secondary to another thing that I am getting. You know what I mean? So, you know, Papa's on fire. Papa's back.

Papa's on fire. Yeah, I'm back in the game. No, I still need the real. And so, but I feel just a great day. I'm sorry about Kalyla and her breasts. You're happy about it. I think you're happy about the fact that my breasts are going to be smaller. But yeah, I don't like gigantic boobs.

Can I say what the problem is though? The problem is that... No, I mean, it's... He just doesn't like, he's not a big boob guy. Not only that, it's secondly, it's like, you know, and this is the honest truth is that I love Kalyla. I find her extremely attractive. She's a great lady and I'm in love with her.

Ew, you called me lady. I just said I'm in love with you, right? But it's like, you know, this has been a tough year. It has been. It's been a really tough year. She had a heart attack in the Philippines. It wasn't a heart attack. It was close.

It was a very close, you know what I mean? A couple of weeks ago, we called the ambulance twice to come over, right? We've been in the hospital twice a couple of weeks ago, right? Before I went to Denver. I've been in and out of the hospital for two years. Yeah, so it's been challenging, but I'm up for the challenge. I'm in it, you know, I'm coming into it. But it's been really tough.

So it's like, you know, I feel bad for her. I really do. And it's... First world problems. You're right though. First world problems. Because at the end of the day, look, I have food on my table, a roof over my head, and I have health insurance.

And I have the luxury of taking breast implants out. I mean, come on, that's such a fucking first world problem. So you're right. I ultimately should not be crying about a damn thing because I have the ability to even so much as get the procedure done and then undone. You know what I mean? So people don't get fed today. We're fine.

My life is fine. I'm not crying about it. And then I want to, I want to, I don't want to forget talking about it. This is that. Let's talk about the UFC. So we have an MMA minute at the end of each podcast. Yeah, this is what we're doing. We're going to do an MMA eight minutes right now because there was the go big press conference

last week and Bobby has a mouthful to say about Conor McGregor. Okay. So Conor McGregor. Basically what Dana, what it was that they were doing is that they're announcing the next five months of fights, right? So all the fighters were there at the press press conference. So they had Ronda Rousey. They had Johanna.

They had on Chad men, men, men as people. They're all. Edgar fuck. Yeah. Holly home. Right. So then the last one was Josie Aldo versus McGregor. Now, you know, you have all these, you know, legendary fighters.

I mean, I'm sorry, but Conor, you're not bigger than Ronda Rousey. You're not. Okay. She's huge. Okay. Yeah. And she there's, they're going to, there's her fight is going to be in Melbourne with Johanna's on the, on the ticket.

And it's the biggest venue they've ever played. It's 85,000 seats. They're probably going to sell it out. And she's also on top of that a woman and she's. Revolutionizing women in sports. I think she also beat, she has a higher pay per view count than Conor McGregor. And it's as big as I think almost on par with the Brock Lesnar days. That's what I heard.

Right. That's amazing. And listen to this, a main card and a calm main that are both women fights. Amazing. Amazing. So you have all these people and also I'm sorry, but Josie Aldo is a fucking beast. He is, he has, I have so much respect for him. Okay.

He's been championed for a very long time and he is one of the best fighters I've ever seen. And for Conor McGregor to interrupt other people's questions and to pretty much act like a fucking Irish monkey and just, you know, just, you know, me, me, me, me, me, you know, we go back to me, you know, and I'm, he's like, I'm just trying to sell the fight. And you know what I mean, I'm like, you know, the best and whatever it's like, shut the fuck up. I don't agree with you.

I know you don't, but I'm just telling you, Conor, it's like, you're very gifted and you are extremely talented guy, I've seen him, but it's like, you're now being disrespectful. You're being disrespectful to Rhonda. You're being disrespectful to Josie Aldo and the UFC, quite frankly, shut the fuck up. Here's where I will agree with you first before I disagree with you. I agree with you in the sense that, that I don't think that he's the greatest fighter that ever lived yet, right? Because if you think about it, he says, oh, I've wiped the 145 division clean.

He hasn't, he hasn't, he hasn't fought Chad Mendes on a full camp. He hasn't fought Frankie Edgar. There are a lot of guys in the top 10 division of the featherweight that on any given day can beat anybody. That's how little the gap is between their talent. It's just so compacted and all those guys on any given day can beat any, each other. So what I'm saying is he's wrong to say that he's wiped that division clean and that he's going to go up to 155, fight Donald Zironi and wipe that division clean because I don't

think that he's quite made his mark on, he's finished making his mark on the 145 division. However, I will disagree with you in the sense that they're, that he's being disrespectful because being disrespectful would, would mean that Connor is attacking any of these fighters on a basis outside of fighting. If he starts talking about their family, if he starts talking about their friends, if he starts talking about personal details about their life, that's being disrespectful. But if you attack people on everything fight related, you are still well within your grounds of just, of just promoting and causing a stir because he's right.

He turned Chad Mendes into a $48,000 per fight fighter, into a half a million dollar per fight fighter. Well, I mean, could I just say this though? Just to defend Chad Mendes is this, is that Chad Mendes has his own career, correct? Right? He has to, you know, he has goals and dreams that he has, okay? So two weeks out, right? What are you going to offer someone like Chad Mendes to fight in two weeks with two weeks

of training? You have to offer him money. That's the only thing that's going to get somebody to do it. Like, oh my God, I had to fight, you know, the hottest, like, you know what I mean, feather weight right now, which is Connor McGregor. I'm not going to do it for $48,000. What do you paid me before? You have to pay me a lot of fucking money because it's my career, right?

Yeah, but those guys are used to being paid little. Maybe aside from that, too, okay, is this, is that he's lying, right? He's saying that, oh, Josie Aldo is ducking me. All right, Josie Aldo was hurt, okay? So was Connor McGregor. It doesn't matter. I don't care. Okay.

My point is this, is that Josie Aldo isn't afraid of Connor McGregor. Josie Aldo was hurt, but he twists it, right? Like, oh, he's ducking me. Josie Aldo has never ducked anybody, all right? He's fought everyone in the fucking, that division. He's fought Frankie, he's fought Matt. What's his name? Frankie, he's fought Uriah, he's fought Tad Mendes, he's fought everybody, all right?

And one, okay? So my point is, is this, is don't twist situations. And it's like, you haven't, you just came onto the scene and I know that you're trying to sell a fight, but there's a difference between selling a fight and being utterly disrespectful and a bad human being. I don't think that he was either disrespectful. He's not the worst I've ever heard, and I don't think he was a bad human being. And as a matter of fact, I am certain that him and Tad Mendes are friends.

I am certain that those guys all go back there and give each other a pound. I don't think so. Maybe not him and Cowboy. Maybe there's a little bit more beef there, but even like, like, what's his name? Frankie Edgar, when he, he kept it real. He was just like, yeah, Frankie Edgar was like, I'm not, I'm not going to lie. It's nice to fight somebody like Connor McGregor and get paid that much. It's like, look, he's a golden boy.

He's a golden ticket, right? And he, he basically is going to put food on all their tables for much longer than, you know, than they asked for, but here, but here is why he's being an effective personality and an effective character because he's stirring emotions in you to either love him or to hate him. Like my friend puts asses on seats and puts eyes on the television, you know, not me because the thing is, he's effective. No, here's.

You're not interested at all. You don't really care to see a fight. My thing now was, I really liked him. I mean, she had me, um, watch, you know, I really did like that. I made him watch the notorious, the mini, um, docu series. Yeah. And I was like, well, you know what? I like this guy.

I like his family. I like his story, but I don't like what he is doing now, which is being belligerent and being a child. But think about that man is also the hardest working guy and in the UFC, if you think about the fact that he hasn't even gone home up until what today or yesterday, the reason why he didn't go home is because he got offered a TV show. I mean, what are you talking about? If I was offered a TV show and I lived in Ireland, I'd be like, Oh, I'll stay and do

the TV show. And also on top of it, he did bare minimum on that show. I don't know that. Yeah, I do. No, I do. I do know that because I've seen interviews with, you know what I mean, um, Uriah and Conner McGregor together. And basically, you know, he showed up doing some training, he showed up for some fights.

The dudes are fucking here is why the reason Uriah is saying that is because Uriah is a coach. He is the leader of team alpha male and he is, he already takes on that role of, of being a mentor to guys like Chad Mendes, to TJ Dillishon, to all of guys, all of the guys who are younger than him. So yes, he's used to being that coach Conner McGregor. I don't know who he trains with. I don't know if he's even coached anyone before.

So it's like, cut the guy a break. I'm not cutting him a break. I love him. I love you Conner McGregor. And also want to say the last. Should you ever feel the need to, at any point, defend yourself against Bobby Lee? Feel free to join our podcast, Drunk Irish, but bastard, who's drunk? He is.

Yes, he is. Okay. This drunk Irish bastard. I want to say this about him right now. Okay. Is that he doesn't realize that everyone loses. There was a time where I never, I never thought the Anderson civil would ever lose. He was so magical.

He was on such a, like when I was in Korea with my brother, I was shooting that music video. We stayed up till five in the morning and we saw him fight in Dubai when, when he, what was that? That was a weird match where he stalled. It was Abu Dhabi and Damien. It was up. Yeah, that one was it Abu Dhabi or Dubai or something like that?

And before that fight though, I thought there's no way you can tell. And then when you saw him, you were like, there's something going on. And then when he lost to, what's his name? What's his name? Weissman. Weidman. Weidman, right? Yeah.

Weissman's a good one. Weidman, right? Chris Weidman. He is, you know, and the same goes with everyone. Everyone at one point seemed like they were unbeatable until they weren't. It's just human nature. Right? You're good.

As long as you keep going out there, you're going to eventually lose and he will lose. He's not going to beat Jose Aldo and you guys are going to go, yeah, this and that. No, you don't realize how good Jose Aldo is. People have bought this fucking Conor McGregor machine, right? For a second, I did until I saw him act crazy there. They like, that's somebody that's just talking out of his ass and it seems desperate. It doesn't. I think that it's, it's strategic, it's great marketing and it's only going to propel the

sport into a direction that is going to get the fighters paid more than they already have been. Like that's been the unfair, not unfair, but you know, to me, there is a sense of the lesser the money, the more sanitized the sport. So it's not like boxing where it's like you're not dealing with $150 million. So you're not dealing with the potential for it to be such a dirty sport, keeping the salaries or keeping the pay a little bit lower. But at the same time, it's like, look, these guys put their bodies on the line.

It's about motherfucking time that you have a face like Conor McGregor who will get paid or Ronda Rousey who will get paid these huge amounts and who will bring whoever contender is going to stand in front of them the same amount of money or at least like triple what they were making before $48,000 for a guy who is number one or number two in the ranks. Like a guy like Chad Mendes is fucking absurd. No, thank you. It's like you, those guys fight because they love the sport. They say, oh, I want to feed my family.

I want to do all this. I want to do great things. It's like, no, man, you ain't getting paid that much. You you are doing this because you sincerely love it. And that's why I got to like bow down to anybody who gets into MMA. It's just not it's not it's not a place to to make money. You know what I mean? So it's so I appreciate guys like Conor McGregor.

And I think that all hit he he makes great points, valid, and he makes me love him or hate him. You want to watch him his title, his title is illegitimate that belt that he's carrying around and I'm going to just tell I'm going to predict. I'm going to say it right now. And then once you see the fight, I'm going to tell you right now, Josie Aldo is going to defeat him, Josie Aldo, and then you're going to go, oh, whoa, he wasn't as good. I told you, he's all mouth.

He's all mouth. And I just said it. And then when we do the next policy, I'm going to just I'm going to have a victory party on this podcast and I'm going to rub it in your fucking face, Kalilah. I'm not saying, Josie, I'm did I say I was making a prediction? No, because if you fuck, listen to me right now, OK, let me tell you right now. OK, you just got me mad. All right.

Let me tell you something right now. All right. If you had any fucking respect for Josie Aldo, all right, that you wouldn't buy into Conor McGregor's bullshit, OK, you disrespect him by you disrespect him by agreeing. I have never. Listen to me, don't put your finger in front of my face. I'll break. I have never not bought a pay-per-view where Josie Aldo was fighting.

I have never not watched a fight where Josie Aldo was fighting. I have watched every single one of his fights. I love Josie Aldo and I love a great rivalry. So for the love of the sport and for all the other fight nights and shitty fights that I've had to endure and all the fucking duds and no personalities that exist in the UFC, I love this match up. And I thank Conor McGregor. I'm going to say something.

You can go fuck yourself, Bobby. I'm going to say one thing to you right now, because I look at right now, look me in the eyes. I'm going to say one thing to you, let it go. Let what go? I'm going to tell you. The Pacquiao loss. You're right now, right now, right?

I know that that was an embarrassing moment when your boy got his ass kicked, OK? But you got to let it go. That wasn't an ass kick. Yes, it was. And now what you're doing that was a technical loss by somebody just now it's bleeding into the UFC and it's I love you so much and it's really just sad. You're right. Maybe I carry a little bit of a burden in my eyes right now.

Maybe I'm carrying a little bit of a heavy burden in my heart because, you know, I never really got over that knockout against Marcus. I never did. And maybe there's a part of me that, you know, well, what the fuck does that have to do with MMA? Those guys are getting paid 150 million. I don't feel sorry for anybody who loses their fucking head. Yeah, but you you cried that night.

I guess I did actually not just that night for a whole week. I probably didn't eat for a long time. You know what? He is. I'm sorry. You know what? You are the Conor McGregor of this podcast. You interrupt people.

You fuck it. They do low blows, motherfucker. You low blows. You did that. You just pulled the Manny Pacquiao card on me. You know, I love him. How dare you watching Coladas friends and family come into my house and watch a Pacquiao lose is the funniest thing you'll ever seen.

You were here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. And I laugh right in your fucking face. No, you didn't.

You cried with me. I'm not going to I'm not going to fucking share for the other guy in front of like my girlfriend's Filipino. You got your mind, what time is it? We did it. We did it, guys. I want to say that this is our second episode and it's gone. It's incredibly good.

I feel I feel really good about it. Hi. Yes. Toot your own horn, please. I feel really good about it. And I just it's going to get better. It's only going to get better, guys. It's going to get better, I think.

And you know what? Here's for the first few episodes, you're going to have to forgive all of them meowing and the cat meows that you hear in the background because we're we're recording from home and there's nowhere else we can really put our cats. We leave them out and that's why they're all meowing outside the door. But I think if you just get used to the the ambient sound that eventually it will just get drowned out in our conversation, you may fit in order me some to I need food. I just have no food.

There's no food in the house 24 just go on eat 24 and order me something. Hey, 24, they can also sponsor us. See, baby, you just plug. You know, you're a fucking starving and I'm going to be playing. I'm so sorry. I'm before him. I'm probably going to play like five, six hours for that. Where am I going to go?

Stay here. No, I'm just going to go to my sister. No, stay here. That's OK. Thank you so much for skin for your time. No, baby. Bobby for a great episode. I'll stop playing.

I'll stop playing right now. You just downloaded the newest version of destiny. You are not. There's no way I'm going to have any of you tonight. Thanks guys. Good night. Good night. Bye bye.

Whatever. Good day. Fuck that guy. Fuck you and your destiny. Like I said, I've been threatened to axe kick that thing. Goodbye console. You're just going to buy another one. You're going to buy like 10 more.

Really is it five hours? I'm so sad about it. Yeah, because I mean, this is like it's going to be ongoing. Like I'll never see you again eventually we're going to have to engage in some sexualities this week. No, thanks. No, thanks. Maybe another time.

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